Previous: >>565150492>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
behead chiyofag
>>565170901KICK THE OBUHI.
>>565170901butter be will thread next the
they need to shoot the guy who came up with the guts stat
Guys I found Samson Big
>>565171040tama cosplaying yoda
one final blessing for the threadwhat a day, got my first plat in the last Triple Crown CM, failed out of both the Derby and Kikuka Sho CMs, so this was a good redemption. Even better, that win was with Seiun Sky, so it's even more fitting. 'Twas a good day, lose 11 CMs, win 1. Feels good man
>>565171057works very well with Teio step so it's good
Do we root for Danon Bourbon or Wonder Dean for the Kentuck Dahby?
tamamo is poor and has a smol penor!
>>565171189WONDER DEAN
I didn't want to double star any of the original platinum titles anyway.
>>565171189For me it's Wonder Dean but I hope Danon Bourbon does well too
why is the skill called swinging maestro anyway
What the fuck guys... Our goat... Our favorite SEA streamer...
Why is Chiyofag loved while NTRfag is unfairly prosecuted
>>565171305Someone will post her swinging maestros now
>>565171305Someone post the cosplayer running with giant tits webm
>>565171305Creek is a maestro at swinging
3 DAYS UNTIL THE DAHBYYYYYY (kentucky)
>>565171345lol the funny thing is he probably lost to a bourbon
>>565171389
Better start grinding MANT, only 2 weeks for next CM.
>>565171362he is tolerated, not loved
>>565171305troonylators hated waltz maestro, chose jazz to appeal to niggers
>>565171189For me, it's Barbin
>>565171305because the implication is that your runner has mastered a style of breathing and movement such that when they turn tight corners they are both able to recover some of their stamina without losing speed
>>565171362the former is funnythe latter is you samefagging
Do Practice Perfect rewards stack into double O, or should I forgo the second Practice Perfect? I already have Practice Perfect O and I'm getting offered Practice Perfect O from an Admire Vega event.
>>565171416fuck you danchou
>>565171305Creek's Maestro's are swinging
>double debuffer is a statistically weaker comp broso this was a fucking lie huh
>>565171305you swing when moving around a corner or something
So is Sweepy kill or nah
>>565171557It is for most tracks but XOguri is such a demon on satsuki that she alone can make up for triple ace.
>>565171362>loved I hate both
>>565171604sweepy got ejectedsus
i desire sensual ear cleaning from her followed by sensual love making
>>565171534It's usually a character specific even that grants double O practice perfect. You cant reach it two normal pp events.
>>565171692Damn, thanks.
>>565170492you better give he what she wants
>>565171646The only 3dpd I'll ever accept
>>565171604he got spooked by cygames sending out warningsso now he's probably going to work on making icarus public which will only escalate things
Love this game She lost every race in junior year, and I am running Sunday power + Hishiama for extra initial stats
I dont wanna play anymore
>>565171646random question, but is there anyone in here who can say that they received a nursing handjob? how is it? is it as hot as the 2d images make it seem?
>jobber lobby>sky overtook scarlet literally just as the final corner startedshit win desu, would’ve rather lost against actual competition
>>565171916That’s because bian has a low mile aptitude
>>565170769Still looks pretty solid. Good luck!
>>565171973I bumped it to A
>>565171646bro this girl looks a little young
>>565171916Brian sux big time. I wanted her so bad because she was 2 cool 4 school, but MAN she jobs so hard.
bwo...URA is so funI wanna stay here...
>>565171909What's Icarus?
>>565171954Is your filipino mother available? I will tell you soon after
I've seen a lot of decks with 1lb or even 0lb bijin, do you guys think it wise to voucher her?
>>565171928Me neither, but I sit at 1k+ clocks tho
>>565172039That's like a 40 year old hag dude
My xitter timeline since playing Uma is quite an experienceSaving cute fanarts, popping a boner whene uma boobs shows up, and having existential crisis whenever I see retired horses running freely on hokkaido grass field
For a Guts deck Taurus Pace Chaser how much Stamina + recoveries should I be aiming for relative to Guts?
>>565171646
>>565172129who is this? it looks like spechud but it can't be spechud because spechud isn't cute
>>565172058Her winning me the CM made me a believer.I will 100% roll for her alt.
>>565171954No such thing as a "nursing handjob"Do you mean a handjob?Yeah I've gotten a handjob before its lame I wouldve rather just watched the movie than have a woman approximate what it would feel like to jerk someone off.You have to be really fucking cocky to give a handjob its like the one thing dudes do every day
>>565171189I will root Danon Bourbon if he actually is a descendant of Mihono Bourbon instead of full burger. So Wonder Dean is it.
Has anyone got a warning here for clanking?
>>565171928Just don't lose.
>>565172180Her alt is apparently giga meta until the end of time for whatever reason.
>>565172186A nursing handjob is a handjob while sucking on a tit, sucking on a tit is called nursing.
>>565172058First CM after unity I won with her. Take that back.
>>565172180Are you the same anon who was asking about Beeline Burst vs Body and Mind? if so, congrats!
>>565172186no i mean specifically the position where you're sucking on a girl's tit while she jacks you off.
>>565172025Does Brian's unique work well on Mile tracks? Do you have an inherit like Baracarole/Pulse? I have found I get better results if a) I'm as close to 300/300 speed/power as possible and b) have bought the inherit before you begin Junior year races, and bumping it up to 1 or 2 more skills by the time you reach Hopeless Stakes.
>>565172315How would that be any different
>>565172186it's when you lay on her lap and suck on her fat tits while she strokes you
>>565172315Don't forget the important detail that it's all happening while you use her lap as a pillow
>>565172393It's handjobs but with tits.
>>565172179Based off the headband I think it's a fan design of Admire Terra?
>>565172393have you ever sucked on a girl's tit? what a silly questionumamusume pretty derby
>>565172098I dunno to be honest. I have been thinking about it a lot since MANT started. NSM only comes from a shit wit card (got right now) and in the future from an equally shit stam card and an okay>power card
>>565172393do you not feel pleasure when you're touching or sucking on a girl's tit, wtf
>>565172340I'm tall so my ex gf had to bend herself awkwardly to reach and we abandoned the idea pretty quickly
>>565172478i want to suck on Kita's tit
>>565172423Im gonna assume you're of average height, that shit sounds incredibly fucking annoying and like they have to stretch their whole arm just to reach your bottom half
>>565172393handjob feel goodsuck tit feel goodhandjob + suck tit = feel 2 good
>>565172336Nah that wasn't me but I saw that conversation.>>565172286Her unique is fantastic and Monster is a very fair and balance skill
>Chiyofag literally derailing the thread with sex talkBut you hate NTRposter because he poaches the OP image.
>>565172383I am forced to bring Ryan + Maru parents so I cannot buy Pulse or Barcarole early.I usually buy Lone Wolf ASAP but it isn't enough.It's just me being unlucky.
>>565172331I think Narita Brian SUCKS! She jobs so many races. I wanted to run the student council for this CM but Brian jobbed so hard every MANTBlazer run I had to use Maruzen as a ringer.
>>565172539that's why it's ideally done when you're a shota
>>565172539It's the main reason you only see that shit in shota doujins
>>565171202oguri fat
>>565172645I wish for every thread personality to die a gruesome death as soon as possible
kneading rice's tits
>Get bronze from late start on two team members>Plug everyone in the finals race into a practice race>Win three times out of three, with entire team going 1-2-4 twice i dont know man>>565172336That was me... My Brian was the one that placed the best when she had the worst record in qualifying rounds..
>>565172657I tried to do the same thing and I found Rudolf losing more races than Brian.
>>565172532
I've been on the same career for 15 hours now
>>565172729Kita-chan wouldn't say this unless if it's the stupid retard Duramente
>>565172729You don't really mean that. I love you, Kitaposter.
>>565172481My cope is that over time there will be more and more accel options and NSM becomes unnecessary
Ermm bros... I got a warning
Late has options to useDober Ryan ChildBride FantaEl ultas accel for CM13
>>565172657Did you run her as late or pace? My first MANT run I trained Brian and she took my SS virginity. Take that back.
>>565172918And Maruzensky, which removes the losing condition of "pushing too far forward".
>>565171998Ran her on 10 open lobbies and 10 times she suffered from blue Teio disease, which is having no ult... meanwhile my xogger was dominating hard, she beat a lobby with 7 front runners lmaoI guess I'll have to keep trying with red Teio
Opinion on using Fantasy Pasa for the Dahby?
You guys always complain about Ryan parent runs, but my Dober runs are always, consistently a disaster>strangely high chance of sleep deprived>3rds and 2nds all over the place even with Fuku speed's stat boosts>mood downs every other turnIt sucks because Dober is cute and I want her to do well but she just can't do it
>>565172909screenshot
>>565173049Her unique should be good, and the post-race paizuri is nice but I have no idea what her potential skills are.
Nyoom
>>565173069
>>565173049usable if you run pure End/Late to give her as many overtake target as possible
>>565172928Both. I tried everything I could to get the student council to work. She just would not win those all important races. She lost fucking haruten with 800 speed 700 stam, 1 gold recovery, and 2 gold speed skills. After that I lost all will to try.
>>565171057WITfraud is a funny guy trying to brick players when skills > raw stats when they're almost equal
>>565172657Are you retards allergic to Mile sparks or something? Shadowbreak is like Pulse and Emperor in that it just werks and she wins every race outside of the occasional random explode that every uma has. Even on my dogshit parent deck she is maybe 2 clocks per run total
>>565172657I ran Brian this CM and she had the highest win rate in my team
Almost every loss I had including the finals was to double domFeels kinda shit knowing that i wasted a lot of time grinding for 3 acesIs this how it's going to be for Taurus as well?
>>565173154>croppeddoesn't count
>>565172909>>565173154Nice fake.
>>565173050Ryan somehow got my first SS+. I can consistenly SS+ her for some reason.
>>565172754>Now in 6 races i won 5, with 1st+2nd secured like four times >The only damn time i lost was because of another late startRunning these coulda-shoulda-woulda scenarios should make me have perspective but im just fucking bitter
>>565173154You're not even trying
I hate this fucking game
Small horse small jighttps://jiggie.fun/6Q5kWW
Oguri BVLLS, how was your run? Very efficient single ace run it was.
>>565173175Mmmmhmm. I can only encourage you to keep trying and not give up anon. Perhaps your deck is lackluster, if so it’s not your fault.
>>565173259Oguri loses her insurance recovery so her performance becomes less stable hereif someone's gonna run double Debuff this time, it will be Late/End players
>>565172132ANSWER ME!!!!!
is the CM pace the same as jptwo weeks to make a new ace kind tough
I should have ticketed XOguri instead of Stupid NY Opera
>lying for attention on an anonymous forum and getting caughtCan you even sink any lower?
>>565173508I don't even want to think about it anon..
>>565173524you could do that while pooping your pants
>>565173524i'll sink my dick deep into your ass
>>565173514Your Taurus aces should be ready by now anon...
>>565173514No. JP pace matched the actual zodiac. Do the math on how quickly we've looped back around to Taurus.
>>565170901Goddamnit I regret not rolling for Kawakami
>>565173508All of it and you'll fucking lose anyway because guts is shit
Sex with chibi oguri
>he doesn't have gemini aces already
I think I'm falling for Pokke
>>5651727297 and they all get launched into the sun tomorrow at 4:39pm on the dot
>>5651738137 and I rape this anon
>>565173867
>>565173729Pokke cute. I like how she calls you AIBO
You guys have fun making aces for 3 CMs ahead. I'm gonna chill playing "how many gold skills can i get" as i remake TT aces.
>>565173957>>565173867
>>565173813Alrighty anon, just think happy thoughts
What happened to this guy
>>565174026The curse was successful. He got 2nd >>565165115
>>5651740262nd
>>565174026he posted last thread and lost
>>565173867Don't do it, it's illegal!
>>565174026check the previous thread, the curse worked
I'm genuinely fucking seething so much I want to cry.I have fought whales 10 times in the finals, this is the first time in a while that I made a team that I felt could beat them, except now I finally get a jobber lobby for the first time and lose by a sliver.ALL 3 of my aces either ended up in the wrong position to proc skills or failed multiple wit checks.I'm going fucking crazy, it's like they spent 12 hours engineering the perfect match to fuck me over just like they did in Taurus.
>>565173931I think I got influenced way too much from this cliphttps://x.com/i/status/2049100555675693315
The Oguri slayer
>>565174016>>565174023daiwa's dragon eyes are so pretty
>>565173867....................7 a-and you cant rape me... god please
>>565174183Please tell me this is A finals.
>>565174026it was a friendly fire curse too
>>565174086so then he only needed 2/3rds of the same thing he was to get killed huh
>>5651742357 and I rape you again 0 and you get to go free
orenji
>>565174252B
>>565174280Holy fucking shit thank god.
>>565174280
>>565173867>6>7>>565174280What a turn of events
My wife won Group B final against 2 Oguris
>>565174327O-Oh. Still congrats, B group XOGs deserve bullying too.
>>565174167Same desu. I got too cocky seeing how I can win lobbies consistently and catch up to XOguris while not using one. t. 3rd
>>565174281
>>565173548>>565173626THOSE AREN'T ANSWERS!!!!!!
>lose by nose from green spamsThe outer post also proc for him fuck.
>>565174470Okay, uh, 700 and 1 gold
>>565174442I was slaying those hog faggots left and right in round 2, only to get 2nd in finals to one because my late was 1 position too forward.
>>565174486>lv6 ult
>>565174486Fuck all three of you
https://poal.me/y9uzfshttps://poal.me/y9uzfshttps://poal.me/y9uzfs
>>565174486you deserved it
>>565174169Impressive how talented the VAs are
>vtuber I have on in the background "Kore de"s exactly like TaishinSugoi
>take stam sparks>power ends up shit because clicking power sucks on non-stam/pow growth umas>take power sparks>stam ends up like shit and need to run creek and buy maestroWhat the fuck am I supposed to do for Taurus
>>565174794High-roll moar
>>565174794I think you should eat your vegetables
>2nd in group b finalsMY GAMBLES DIDN'T HIT AGAIN...
>>565174486Imagine going full tryhard hoguri and still losing LMAOO
>>565172903I am hesitate to use my vouchers on her too, yeah. I might get her with blue tickets down the line, but the card is dogshit training wise and I can feel it. Maybe I just skip fullstop
>>565174893>fuji schooling her little poniesSovl
>>565174893>Triple SS team in group Bneiggha the fuck you doin
Ive found that using a Kale juice but NOT using a cupcake on the first turn of the classic year is extremely cost effective.If youre doing it right, you should pretty much always be at 0 energy on that turn, so you get the full value out of the kale juice, and you have a guaranteed mood up in two turns to bring you back to great. At that stage of the game you're usually still trying to build friendship gauge anyway, so there isn't much stat loss from training for 2 turns at -1 mood. I think its worth it to make sure you have enough cupcakes for your end of the year racing.
I just woke up.Placed 2nd in final A.Saw a message to not clank.Is it safe to clank?
>>565174976What a sexy Uma. Who is she?
Guess I'll just use my favorites next CMI still tried to even the field by using doms only to still lose
>>565175009no one cares no one asked ntrfag
What happened to the anon that wanted to revenge post his results. Couldn't find the original post
>>565174976what an uggo, she should cover her face with a mask or something
On AV sets, the director keeps yelling "Not yet!" so you have to hold back your ejaculation until then.They tell you from behind the scenes to thrust hard. The actress goes all out with her cowgirl position too.You grit your teeth and keep holding back until your mind feels like it's breaking.After it's over, your head goes completely blank, like you can't think of anything at all.We go all out every single time.mfw
>>565175009https://youtu.be/e8azJZpvLcg?si=Ngb7CT5su2ALEIjy&t=19welcome anon... to the ZONE...
>>565174970IDK BWO MY UMAS ARE RIGHT THERE YOU TELL ME BWO>gwochacho didn't go 2 doms oh no no no noI DON'T WANNA YADA YADA YADA
>>565175043they'll never do anything
>>565175094
>>565175148u-umamusume?
>>565175043nobody knowsthere are apparently multiple sources of people getting warnednone from /uma/ yet
tazuna just warned me
>>565175276What do you mean anonThere's one from /uma/ right there!
why would I want this
>>565175276Isn't the dev from /uma/?
>>565175043multiple clanker d*scords have warnings getting posted
>>565175357what does the skill do
im getting popular
>>565175327waluigi just tazed me
>>565175397makes you feel a bit silly
>>565175357For the title, duh.I've been running Gold Shit mode since it dropped and haven't noticed SHIT because Maruzensky just wins lole>try Tannhauser>5 clocks gone by DerbyOh yeah, lates fucking SUCK ASS
>>565175397it's that guranteed late start debuff goldshi gets
>>565174026>operation caca
>>565175382How to access these said discords?
>>565175357>good endingHuh, so I can't do it on MANT?
>>565175357you get a title!
>>565175276Only the 24/7 botting faggots from Eden did
You will get banned if you clank nowThis time Cygames is for real
>>565175378he didn't say he was warned himselfI'm not warned yet and I will not stop until I'm warned
Sorry HOgs and Frontmaxxers, this week is Golshi week.
I clanked but didn't realized the bot was picking the golshi hard mode and wasted 90 tp
>>565173025"If winning, win" is a tough ult to use, sadly.
do i even want daring strike on digitan if i am getting super stan?i don't think i can churn out 2 end closers in time after CB dropsthe other is maya so i think i will be in mile sparks hell
Cygames is known for warning only some players but banning everyone they suspect of botting.If i get banned for buying an account 6 months ago, so be it
yeah bwo theyll ban the whales on an EOS game
>>565175781>do i even want daring stri-yes>but-yes
We're here to break records not rules.
I'll keep clanking
>>565175781doubt it. Digitan for me has been running into the problem of having TOO strong a midrace. she overshoots two of her accels' positioning reqs and has to rely on inherited red shift, which on its own isn't always enough, and also results in the problem of not enough targets for OMG to hit. DigiGOAT suffering from success
tick tock sweepniggers
uoooooh Bourbon ass and thighs erotic
>>565175829what a cute digitan
>>565175781If everything goes right Digitan midrace is giga strong, you are overshooting with Daring StrikeYou probably want a front or pace so she can hit her unique
>>565175867Games this succesful dont EOS unless the company loses interest in global, like Priconne. Uma Globals Initial success unironically bought it like 10 years of sustained maintenance. Conversely, Eversoul was never relevant, ever, so it only got 3 years of upkeep and is now EOS'ing in June
are you running tiara or crown for CM13?
>>565176048Yes please
>>565176153crown, alwaysdoing QE2 twice sucks
>>565176153these days due to spring tenno sho being a literal coinflip even if you have 600+ stam, I just do the tiara. It's just easier.
>>565176153all my umasare QUEENS
https://jp.mercari.com/item/m51054137375?afid=7908875457i boughted
Ultra Golshi Mode is fake as fuckit's tailored for Golshi herselfeven easier if you have uma stan and nimble
>>565176153I ran crown for this CM I can run crown for the next one
>>565175696>900 stamina>gold bluebro can even reuse it for Taurus lmao
be nice to clanker
>>565176178GYYYAAAATTT
Fluffy Danon Bourbon
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/forksso which fork is the best?
>>565176437
>>565176153You only run Tiara if you're running Air Groove and have epithet autism (just like me).
>>565176153Depends on the umas innate long aptitude.The stam requirement for CM13 is high enough for you to be able to consistently win the HaruTen in Career when training for the CM, so you might as well go for it along with the classic triple.However if your uma has long D or lower its not worth lowering your chances at getting Medium S.
>>565176557my uma has a long D
>>565176661Tama is long A anon
>>565175043Botters were warned, but no reported case from Hachimi users yet, including myself.It's still safe to use 60fps, but you would need to play the game, which is hard for cheaters.
>>565176661let's see
>Meanwhile at the /uma/ Trainer rooms
I have to enter Vodka and Maruzensky...and if I send Gold Shit in then that's ANOTHER CM my oshi won't win.
CM 12 status?https://poal.me/85llnghttps://poal.me/85llnghttps://poal.me/85llng
>>565176732I have the option for a skill called "Sympathy."What fucking qualifies as a "sympathetic heart" in these heartless bastards?Okay but seriously what is the qualification?
Does kitasan work for cm13? I want to run 2 fronts vbourb as the 1st one. I don't want to run seiun because she is girl(boy)
>>565176709Wait why would hachimi be banned? I use 60 fps on PC too.
wow first time i've won back to back CMs, not trying too hard is the winning strat
>finally get lucky on stats>it's a meaningless golshi mode runyeah ok
>>565176709Having a doppelgänger is a strange feeling
that is bullshit BLAZING
>>565176837Any modifications are against TOS
>>565176819at least 5 umas that also have sympathyits a TT skill
>>565176823Kitasan's ult was a speed carryover in CM12 but in 13 will just be like a generic midrace speed skill
>>565176903They must be retarded to ban for 60 fps. Offer 60 fps then you cunts.
>>565176912Well fuck I ain't going to be able to reliably build a team like that on a random event. Thanks anon.
>>565176839yes, as we've all seenunless you are hitting the actual ceilling of powerlevels, at the end of the day it just comes down to the power of your finals lobby
goldshit mode is kicking my ass
With the CM over, what was the most damaging gaslight?
>>565176823Kitasan will fire her ult on corner 3
>>565177040>debuffer comp is lower winrate on average bro
Got 2nd place in A finals. I did several parent runs leading up to Aries, but gave up after getting absolutely nothing usable and just ended up doing 1-2 ace runs per horse. Bought fighting spirit for my xoguri and then realized it's a 5th recovery. It had medium S already so whatever. Still, in the finals Festive Miracle activated properly and I lost by a head to a clearly better xoguri. Funnily, the third xoguri in the race also had 5 recoveries and activated early. What a retard LOL.Funnily, all three xoguris got agemasend by Fine Motion.The winning xoguri was pretty much same as mine, except slightly higher stats and Firm Course Menace over my NSM. Which one was the correct choice in the end, in your opinion? I think I could have capped speed, power and wit even with a yeppers wit, had I tried properly.
>>565177040ethical triple ace gaming will have a chance
>>565176249How horrible is your forehead
>>565177117>Which one was the correct choiceWinning. You either win or you don't, we don't need sob stories from hoggers, you were supposed to win with all that soulless sweat
>>565176912>>565176819>>565176984If you get Neo Universe (Autumn) she force activates it.At which point you may as well run it on everyone on the chance she's in the race.
>>565176661Tama wouldn't say that, thats a boke line.
>>565177117firm coursehaving higher speed on a horse who already has accel solved is better than overstacking accel
statistically speaking, there must be at least one Uma that shows her unanko on Fantia or do JAV
>>565177137I WON thoughin B finals
>>565177371Like Curren?
Kawakami sucks. Worst mare holy shit.
>>565177371probably 1/3rd of the mob uma population
>>565177371Dober
>>565177371Like Falco?
IMAGINE
>>565176941>>565177093thanks, does angling fire before her ult then? that sucks if yes
>>565177516get off from umachan, Curren
>>565177535A&S is locked to late-race cornerit will never fire wrong
>>565177371
>>565176837Hachimi is an injector, which directly modifies game files. It is, or was, considered to be more risky than using Sweepy. There is still a risk, but for now it should be considered safe.>>565176889I'm literally you.
>>565177609i run like this
rae lost too btw
what decks are ppl using for cm13?
would it be NTR if NTRfalseflag posts NTR when NTRfag isn't around
>>565177621Based on my research, sweepy users got warned not because of the bot but rather the inputs which were bot like.
what about cow guy
>>565177316it was her trainer (me) who said it
>>5651776982 speed 1 stam 3 wit
>>565177756he absolutely loves Zenno Rob Roy
>>565177782>powlet
>>565177756you lost i think
>>565177871bwi? you're power sparks?
>>565177756he won
>>565177871>not using pow sparks>instead using shitty welfare poverty third world rate cardsretard
>>565177895they don't exist
Nyo...
>>565177371One of Japanese female wrestlers does JAVs nowadays but i forgot the name. She is closest you will see to an uma fitnesswise
>>565177946post ace and deck
>>565177730Cygames decided to use the solution of detecting ADB rather than detecting injectors. Which, is a smart way of dealing with the main problem that is cheaters using emulator.
is it better to focus on pink sparks rather than blue sparks in MANT?
>my most winning SS+ maruzen got a late start>I skip a heartbeat>focus barely does fuckall, enemy bobo, despite being a lot weaker S+ easily overtakes her to get 2nd place>my Seiun can hold on her own securing 1st all race>at the end my hybrid Grass rockets away and wins A lot of unexpected things happened here, but I think I learned a lot when it comes to fronts, and hybrids.
So where are the Triple Crown Chads @?
>>565178050pink
>>565178039gooddeath to cheatfaggots
I never noticed before how all the mejiros have a similar paletteAlso, which mejiro can be turned to dirt? I want the full mejiro ace aesthetic
>>565178175I hate the evil thing that is your Long ace
>>565178353What's wrong with Bright?
>>565178039Emulating a game isn't illegal. Plenty of phones have ADB enabled as well. I think they are reading inputs and banning the biggest offenders.
>>565178353ok tamachud
>>565178175Makie is the only Mejiro with Dirt E, but she also has Mile F, so good luckRamonu is the only Mejiro with sprint B in case you were wondering about that, good luck
>>565178175E in dirt.
>>565178446She's not very bright...
>>565178462Ardan is dirt F mile B, probably the most workable
>>565178535
>>565178175>I never noticed before how all the mejiros have a similar paletteNo shit the jockeys used the same color scheme
>>565178446she's the type to give money to Arabian princes
I bought Inn N Out at 12:30 AM again.
>>565178684she raped me....
>>565178714and then there's palmer
>>565178050Natie's nipples are pink.
>>565178747t-that's not true
>>565178175>tfw Sunday Racing signs on with Umamusume and you suddenly see a lot of black and white with gold and red detail
>>565178684How is she drinking through the puppet?
post something sleepy
Dober read Twilight and she liked it
>>565178891
>>565178857You could easily trick Bright into having sex with you!
I think I want to run dia and dober next CMwould a solo red maru be a bad Idea?probably, but I can make it work right? there should be a lot of other fronts
>>565179071I'd run pace Maru over solo front Maru
>>565178451Based on every app that thinks it gets to decide how I should be using my phone, having adb enabled is basically illegal or at least that was the case before google released "is this phone illegal"-as-a-service and made it impossible to fakr
>>565179071>there should be a lot of other frontsall the sloptubers are pushing backline meta so I wouldn't expect that
>>565178050I'd rather have 1* wit 3* medium than a 2* power 3* late surger unless the whites are reeeeeally good and the late surger doesn't risk umas I use it to be bumped to A aptitude.>>565178891>
Frankly speaking, I think the state of CMs suck ass.You have to get specific parents for umas to be viable to win. You have to high roll. You have to aptitude S. You need a paycheck as well. You want win? Make this specific umas. You want to enjoy cool umas you like? Finals 3rd/2nd place and good luck nigger. Feels like I am not playing the game but working 5/7.
If I already have Taurus plat title, there's no reason to get it again except for bonus carats, right?
>>565179248you get a cooler Taurus title if you win it twice
>>565179248Don't you get new titles for double wins?
>>565179229first time in competitive gaming?
>>565179271>>565179319Really? Do you have an image of what it looks like?
>>565179229that's why gambling CMs are bettermetacucks love having a set meta but that's extremely unfun and boringgambling CM = anyone can win, even haru urara
Alpaca Doto
>>565179340>gachashit>competitive
Spe is ugly and the only character I wouldn't want to marry.
>>565179378
>>565179429just because there's no prizes doesn't mean players don't compete
I am still gonna clank
>>565179384kek what a cute horse
>>565179437A FUCKING STAR ADDED
Isn't this kind of out of character for Bakushin?I feel like she normally thinks that the Bakushin style is the optimal way of doing everything. It seems odd for her to be talking about everyone having their own unique way of doing things.
Is running XOguri for the Dahby CM with only 3 heals really any more gamba than running late surgers with pump-beyond-red shift?
>>565179570The Bakushin style only applies to herself anon
>>565179229It's not going to get better. Current jp stopped pretending and in the pakalive they just show how the newly released umas are tailor made to be broken on the current CM tracks
>>565178557My parents are shit but FUCK IT we're doing this
>>565179379We should have a Capricorn rerun but with PDM disabled..
>>565179340Nah, real competitive games are harsher than Umamusume. You actually have a shot at winning A finals in Umamusume even when you're lazy.>>565179379Every CM is a gambling CM anon.
>>565179229skill issue nigga i have 9 plats and when i lose i don't complain and seethe, i get stronger, i learn, i put even more work into getting better like the umas do in their storiesyou are a weak faggot who can't take any setbacks and improve from failure, you learned nothing from your oshiskill yourself
>>565179570She has never forced anyone ever to BAKUSHIN. It is her own style or way, and if she ever does it's more of an encouragement.
>>565179707More than enough for TTHere's to getting your dirt A
>>565179437GOD FUCKING DAMN ITI was really looking forward to taking it easy on the CMs I've already won.I'm stuck here forever.
>>565179870I don't get it
>>565179740This one wasn't gambling at all. It's just build xogdom and win 95% of the timethere is only gambling when you're going against other xogdoms
anyone else find the thing pretending to be NTRfag really creepy? i don't usually believe in the supernatural but I am getting some weird vibes from thisshiver down my spine type shit you know what i mean?
>>565178175But have you noticed the cutest thing? Dober and Bright wear the same hair accessory, just oriented backwards. Bright's goes blue ribbon, silver bow, gold bow while Dober's goes gold bow, silver bow, blue ribbon. They are the only umas to do so!
>>565180083not now Cafe
/ntr/i
>>565178175Mejiros are the Preppies of uma
>>565179597It's not that its gamba (it is) but it's also delayed acceleration and theres no fallback recovery in the same spot as triple 7 so its way less consistent than CM12
>>565180208
>>565180095cute
>>565180095cute sisters
It's a well known fact that Special Week, Silence Suzuka, Tokai Teio, Maruzensky, Fuji Kiseki, Gold Ship, Vodka, Daiwa Scarlet, Mejiro Mcqueen and so on are lesbians.But which uma isn't a lesbian? There's no way Cygames didn't make at least one hetslop uma for hetfags, right?
>>565179597A late surger is far weaker if she misses one and especially two of those accels. An XOguri is dead in the water if she whiffs one of those heals.
>>565180083who? it's probably the schizo trying a new schtick
>>565179597She's not bad anon, she's just not the Tier 0 monster you've seen in CM12 as she doesn't have a carryover anymore. She's still pretty decent with redshift + festive miracle (or Pump + Moving Past if you're insane and built her as late)
>>565180331Bright should be more useful, like not being on howa duty
Do I keep her for the DahbyShe wins some rooms I guess
>>565180371antijp schizo or scatjeet schizo? If you have filters you will probably not see it and that is for the bestI will stop talking about it because I don't like the vibes I am getting from the schizo right nowis probably possessed
Haru is giving me OCD but I just cant manage to get her to S
Literally how do i make Vodka work in the Derby CMNot a single one of her built in skills is properly useable outside her ult, and i'm not gambling on BoFA
>>565180650Bofa what?
Stop reporting good porn posters you assholes.
>>565179070That's bad cause she's mentally handicapped. Then she could just rape you and nobody would believe you.
Going from "I will get plat" to "It's okay as long as I get into A finals" is the same as "I will become an honor student" to "It's okay as long as I pass"
>>565180607why is everyone a pace chaser you fucking idiot you are losing on pointsmove oguri to dirt, make digital end, keep el as pace
bronze looks better anyway
please marua 3* med is all i ask fori will even take 1* guts and no whitesPLEASE GET ME OUT OF PARENT JAIL
>>565180701What if its a janny browsing /uma/
>>565180794I feel you, brother
>>565180721>Won a CM with 5% odds>Lost a CM with 70% oddsmehboth statements mean the same thing
>>565180794torena dono....
>>565179229I mainly run my favorites, Ayabe and Digitan, and have constantly won platinum. I agree with specific parents, but you don't need to make specific umas to win, at most it only boosts your chances of winning, but it isn't guaranteed. Losing can be demoralizing, but you shouldn't get hung up over it. Get stronger, see what you were lacking, or why you lost, learn from it and plan better for next time. Meta isn't everything.
>>565178446She's a weird horse, man.
>>565180740Haha click auto-select go brrrrrrrIdk why it did that, just checked and I had Rudolf, Mayano and Rice at late S anyways so it actually gave me less points
>>565180701Okay, but only if you get more sweaty in your ult animations.
How the fuck do some people run 40 races and almost max out 3 stats
>>565180896tachyon smartthat happened to me
>>565178018which one? here's one with the worst growth rate of all time to solidify my point and same card setup as that anon
>>565181004Big fat rainbows/ankles/megaphones during Summer.
>>565180794
Are all CM13 lobbies just a bunch of front runners? Fucking hell I can never hit pump/MPB or red shift with all these fucks hogging up the front of the pack.
>>565180981Is he.. biting the rafter in order to keep himself standing on his hind legs
>>565180961>get stronger>in a game that is all about luck, rng and gambling I just hope posts like this is pure ragebait.
>>565181004Bro, your race bonus deck?Most people run +50% race bonus decks then pray for good summer training and get their stats from a constant dripfeed of wins+scrolls then good summers
>>565181139kitasan sure looks weird
>MANT is shit>CM is shitwhat's the point anymore
>>565181004Very high race bonus, highroll, and a very lucky item shop. If lucky enough, you wouldn't waste any turn resting, and can always train the turns with rainbows with the charm.
>>565181139Get back here...
>>565181239wtf I need more bluma archive...
>>565180041Why dont you tell that to my Ryan who won A finals.Every CM is a gambling CM.Witlits dont know this, but a Ryan or Dober who pumps is stronger than XOguri.
>>565181245one of my favorite umartists
Would this be an SS if I had Team Sirius and Tosho fully upgraded? Or swapped Sirius for free Haru fully upgraded?
>>565178010I NEED A NAME
>>565181347NTA but what's the point if you don't show your Ryan and his Xoguri? I saw literal dogshit Xoguris from Long CM in this one. Putting such win on display would be disingenuously rat move.
she says ouen arigatou btw
>>565181405I'm gonna make a map edit of thissorry
>>565181225Read stories
HOEH
>>565178039Cygames does not have anywhere near the software engineering prowess to actually detect emulation and cheating. They are using a heuristic on inputs 100%.sweepydev should have been using controller inputs to mask it but I can't complain clankers are getting raped
So let me get this straight, for next CM i need 1200 in speed, 900 in stamina, +1100 in power, 600 in guts and +1100 in wit?
>>565181780Take the statline you usually got in Aries, subtract 100 pow and wit and instead shove in 200 more stam somehow
>>565181780800-850 stam
>>565181405Digitan is ready for loveand also to begin making new umas
>>565181780>>565181898800 stam with a gold recovery
What is the correct counter horse to a lobby with 4-5 fronts? It's possible your lates are 9th to 7th and thus not activate pump or beyond.
>>565181574what's a map edit
>>565181890>>565181898>>565181954Alright, thanks friends
>>565180607Its REALLY hard to get a good Haru in MANT.The best I could do is S rank, but I usually get SS on anyone else in MANT. I dont want to do it, but I think I'm gonna have to drop her from my TT team until Grand Live.Turf G is just a killer. I tried getting her to turf C with sparks but it just wasnt working out. Turf C is especially bad when you are running mostly sprints and miles.I think your best bet is to just bite the bullet and run open races and stick to dirt. If you can get Medium C you can run the Tokyo Daishoten, the Teio Sho and the JDD so do that if you can. And obviously dont forget to get mile A.
ayare bega
>>565181345
>>56518118350% race bonus is always required
>>565181347>just be strong and be a whole rank higher, not to mention because hogs need to spam wit any that's not SS or higher are likely dogshitno shit, if you read the other part of the post you'd know I did not imply you can't win without hogs. It's just a lot more work depending on the uma. I'm interested in your wr though, how consistent was that ryan since her ult is restrictive, vs your own xog who pops perfect ults every run?Plus, what was the number for your finals room? Because that's 1 presumably mediocre hog and another guy who ran a regular oguri. Doesn't seem like a very strong room (no offense - a win is a win especially when you're off meta). I'd expect the double dom oguris which was the original topic, plus that'd be in line with what the actual wr monsters itt posted for their final lobbies.
>>565170901Uh guys why is Cheval kissing other people other than mehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/15TEbD8YEeU
>>565182141>Rickey is an honorary cunny uma
Daring Strike or Firm Course Menace more important on Golshi for this next CMI am F2P and need a crutch and I can only borrow either CB when she comes out or TopRo
>>565181962King Halo always activates, no position required other than be 6th and beloved for 50% of the race :}
>>565182436she's a shotacon so it tracks
>>565182465too bad King Halo SUCKS (figuretively)
>>565181237dont need too high rb, just get lucky
ATTENTIONi have decided that i will skip wedding curren and sink 200 rolls (or even more) on CB despite already having MLB finemo and NN because i want the best for my dear sweepy (and maya to an extent) when she drops60k carats IN DA JAR
>>565182509yeah me
>>565182104ayabe prega
>>565181976its ok you dont need to know
>>565182520Good, I approvePlay with your heart, not with your brainThat's how you have the most fun, using your favorites and making them the best you can
>>565182463It feels weird to take but it might be NTRGolshi already gets into position with her ult and Daring Strike is every other end closer's way to approximate what Golshi gets for freeBut the long final stretch will bias whoever has the highest top speed
tadaima~did my chores and everything so rewarding myself with some ice creamfinals later...
>>565182617
YOSH
>>565182617you're not gambling with your heart you're gambling with your dopamine receptorswhich are inside your braindoofus
>the IRL Narita Brian would get agitated if he went too long between racesImagine an uma with reverse race fatigue
>>565182463Def Daring Strike because if your golshi is in position to proc mpb and red shift from 5th her chance of winning is much higher than getting 60 more speed
OUCH
>>565181239>>565181345i've played for almost 2 years and have all the fes students and barely understand the gameplay and skipped most of the stories. Just follow yt for the raids
>>565182785>has to race once every 3 turnswould be cool
>fronttarddeserved
>>565182670Training a non-fast learner event uma is some autistic shitespecially when her affinities suck and her unique sucksand her everything sucks
>>565182840sameI don't even do raids properly anymore. I just copy the onepan insane teams and get gold from extremeStories sucked since chapter FThere is one thing I am sad about is that I never got the Hatsune Miku unit.Uma musume
>>565182702Maya isn't that bad to train in MANT
>end up liking a lot of late surgers>insufferable jobberss in MANT where you're forced to race them in their style and even when they have good power and wit classic year they will still randomly disintegrate all your clocksall the god damn time you waste in this endless scenario as a run falls apart, this shit is hell for anything not front and pace
>>565182785
>>565182670I heard all this guy does 24/7 now is 50$/hr coaching sessions and he's apparently making massive bank off of it and expects to make even more during Grand Live.I dunno why people would need coaching for MANT It seems pretty easy to me
>>565180981https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCsb9lxyRK8>2nd favorite>goes insane at the gate scaring all the other horses, jockey toss>late start>doesn't really try to spurt, finishes 3rd to lastThey could've made Bright insane, but they decided to go with slow and laid back...love how all the other horses and jockeys are just watching him sperg lmao
>>565182983getting blocked and pushed back by a massive crushing wave of npcs in career makes me want to commit sudoku
>>565180794>>565181139
>>565182971in mile CMs maybe...because im in mile sparks hell and can only rely on the medium sparks from my direct parentsplus one more style spark if i am a late/endcuck
>>565183028
It's time..!
>>565182789>>565182618To add to that, I don't have Dober or Maru so I will be using my Ryan and borrowing a Maru for red shift and my Ryan has a Dober grandparent.
>>565182902This is almost Ikuno Dictus but there is some small gaps where you can train. She has 14 career goals and multiple races are double races. She gets increased career goal stat buffs too, This made her particularly good in Onsen where her buffs and Onsens buffs stacked so she'd be getting +30 to every stat for every career goal
>VFtroon unironic postingyeppers it is brown hours, see you tomorrow
>>565183106Bright should have had beef with Tamamo too
>>565183193honestly there's a chance that with daring strike your golshi overshoots 6th then so she cant proc pump. Depends on your affinity with those parents and how consistently you think you'll get the Dober unique then
>>565183192Laurel wouldn't act like this.
>>565183280almost all of these are exaggerations by the way
>>565183231what's up with mares and racing so muchexempt from breeding duties until way later when they fall off naturally?
>>565183280shit, I wasn't familiar with Tama-chan's gamemaybe she'll spook me someday
>>565183379Ikuno Dictus ran 55 races in her lifetime. Real races too, unlike Haru who was just abused to sell tickets for her racecourse
>>565183106>>565180981el mejiro beasto...
>>565183231The world strongest Dictus...
>>565182983>he thinks fronts have it betterMy man every junior year is a pain train for us fronties, the Niigata Reaper being the most famous one. Even mile A is not enough sometimes, and angling is the bare minimum to buy.
>>565183545just skip nigga stakes on a front bwo
>>565183545just run nigga stakes on pace bro
>>565183545This guy is full of shit btw because you just put your front as pace for niigata and most meta fronts have uniques that make it so you can stall buying angling until the first inspo
I didn't notice anything different in golshi mode last year.This year it fucking sucks.
>That anon still hasn't posted his Ryan and rival Xoguri I accept your concession
>>565183379dictus was a jobber so they race more
>>565183703Mmm, concessions
accept deez nuts
>>565183686Ultra Golshi mode is legitimately unplayable if you dont have a good accel unique
>>565183686Is it even worth playing through it?
>>565183292Hmmm, alright I think I'll just use TopRo then.I've seen. Golshi just win because of medium S and red shift
>>565183890What would be the best umer to get the Golshi Mode title with?
>>565183930do you still have potential levels left to raise and support cards to level?
fuji kiseki taught me that it's okay to be gay
Real life mare that would unironically want a human dick in them?
>>565183658>>565183664sometimes even this doesn't work, however if you use an MLB'd fuku you have better chances because of the headstart +30 stats. Kitasan specifically is an extremely pain in the ass to train.
>>565184038
>>565183523This game needs more megane umas
>>565184010I have 20million gold still
>>565184038Curren
>>565184038sea women are horse faced so try those
>>565184098Agreed.
>>565184038Still in Love (if she was alive)
>>565184106upgrade everything and then see how much you still have.
Do I want that shitty golshi title enough
>>565184005probably gold ship herself since late starts are less bad for her and uma stan helps to unblock her from the shitshow
>>565184090>>565184113Please explain.
>>565184141But I almost have 17% support bonus already
>>565184038DJ
>>565184207What a cute horsie*rapes her*
>>565184241and?
>>565184187Famous comedian was a keibafag and sleep talked "You are so good Curren-chan" next to his wife.SIL is pic rel.
>>565183686I remember last year you needed to make rack up 5 million fans or something only for Gold Ship herself, that sucked
>>565184350nice sound gwo
https://files.catbox.moe/bcqnnp.mp4
how did urara get scratches on her thighs anyway
>>565184290still over 18m gold what was your point
>>565184668those are not scratches
>>565184737that you play the game too much.
>>565184060regardless compared to lates where nothing stat or skill wise matters until late game and you'll just job somewhere randomly it's hardly as much of a deal
>>565184090Lememe would
>>565178146wassup
>>565184795i accept your conession
>met an xoguri from hereSorry anon, but its mayachi time to shine
>>565184523>Still on the Cuck chair
umaggers be like i accept your confession
I don't get th next CMI ran some practice lobbies and the uma that has medium S only won one out of 8 lobbies but the filler uma with no medium S won twice.I have no idea what the fuck to run.
>>565184964my name's not sion, and leave my cones alone.
ya know I wasn't sure what I'd find searching for umamusume + traffic_cone but I'm a bit impressed.
>>565185046What does getting confessed to feel like?
>>565185076Run Dahby umas
>>565185364I would love to run Tickezo and VodkaBut this scenario is ass doesn't let me have fun
>>565185157What is the context of this picture
I had sex with Oguri
>>565182337>>565181534Yeah the enemy Oguri was weak, but MY Oguri wasn't, and she lost to my Ryan AND a Chiyono. My Ryan wasnt even that good (low wit and no Nimble) because I spent the vast majority of my time on XOguri, yet she still won. Even my shitty Rudolf got 2 wins in A block somehow.Obviously my Ryan didnt win as much as Oguri due to her ult being inconsistent. However I could have still gotten a high overall win rate without Oguri. If I ran Ryan, Dober, and another strong Late/End I would have won most lobbies with at least 1 other late/end (which were common due to debuffers) as it would make it highly likely that at least one of my umas would activate pump and MPB. A triple front team is also strong too as other people have shown.Anyway I'm not trying to argue that XOguri with 2 debuffers wasnt the optimal team comp this CM. MY whole point is that every CM is full of RNG, thus every CM is a gambling CM. I'll admit I did get lucky with my lobby, but lobby RNG is the biggest RNG in this game, so that just proves my point even more.
Golshin Golshin Golshin is better than Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin
i was in the middle of a good pre-summer classic year mant parent run with spe when my mom asked me to pick her up from the hospital. so, to make sure that the seed did not refresh, i made her wait in the car while i went somewhere else for a better signal to finish itand all that bitch gave me was thisspechud hate
>>565186002They are both ass
>>565185936holy CUTE
I don't want to watch my final race (graded B finals)
>>565185936
cafe sexo
>>565185362Anon-chan, you're fun to talk to and game with and lately everywhere I go I keep wishing you were there with me. I think about you a lot. I really like you. You're special to me and I want to be special to you. Can we be together?There now you know what it's like!
>>565186208I believe in youBright will clutch out a win
>>565185848I agree with all RNG argument. I just wanted to see the stats and skills. To see the race would be even better, for entertainment purposes rather.
>>565186004bad son, the seed was predtermined
>>565186208the best way to engage with CM finals for me has always been skip through everything and if I win I rewatch
>>565186373yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes marry me yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
so how come nobody calls Oguri Cap "Cap"? are there no other Oguris?
>>565186208Your umas have a higher winrate than the one that snagged first in my A finals
Pasa (fantasy this time), Original Oguri, and Brian will be my Derby team and likely my team for every CM during MANTFucking having to bring sparks for distance aptitudes and grinding more runs for S distance.
I'm the most pathetic loser in this general.Give me an uma wife.
>>565184819Fronts specifically job because of a long stretch straight where dueling can fuck you over. So you are constantly stat checked and even your stamina gets drained, so you can end up losing.
>>565186472IT WAS JUST AN EXAMPLE, JUST A LITTLE SAMPLE.
>>565186554
>>565186554he looks disappointed
>>5651850763 lates is the way
>>565186672I would be too with such a shit design
I straightaway spurt usable for the next CM?Also who are all the canonical Derby winners?
>>565186585WHERE DO I SIGN FOR MORE SAMPLES
>>565186381>>565186467>>565186481it's over...
>>565186554>I'm so fucking hot
>Spring Stakes>No Spring Runner
>>565186672Blast only cares about silly ningen
>>565186756No, late race startes on 2 corners so spurt will trigger incredibly late. You want the usual inherits+red shift
>>565186749shut the fuck up uma Blast looks cute
>>565186761>ran over by a leviathan
>>565186749>hating on BIG DOGShit taste kys
>>565186761>Hog with nigh perfect stat distribution>3rd favorite
>>565186749dont shay that...
>>565186208>>565186761>Graded B Finals
>>565186761ggs was me
>>565179870I believe this is entirely on you cheering
>>565186760You missed the reference. I don't like you after all as you are not a musicchad like me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIFksZhRZDU
>>565186761this is your min statline if you run without med S btw
>>565186951>>565186761Wait what the hell? Did they retire on purpose after 1 win on round 1?
>>565187060ouchmissing music references is a huge aura lossanon is never getting it again
>>565187060you should have probably picked a song chiyobro would know, like YMCA
>>565186756Vodka, Ayabe, Tickezo, Brian, Rudolf, Ines, Flash, Chiyono, Teio, Bobo, and Spe out of the currently released girls
>>565187060my hunt for a /uma/bf continues...
>>565186828>>565186859>>565186951>>565186979ABSOLUTE MEJIRO BRIGHT VICTORYTHE WINTER SHOULD FEAR THE SPRINGTHE WINTER SHOULD FEAR THE SPRINGMY HERO
Seeing Nature in her cheer outfit is making me hard and making me want to roll for a spark even though Mr. CB is coming up...
>>565186761imagine being this much of a buhi and going to B finals lmfaoooooo
>>565187230ohthat guy was definitely in B for a reason thengrats on the hogbuhi crap slaying feat
>>565187230holy shit anon>>565187108if this was what they unironically did to ensure a Gold title, I..
>>565187230
>>565187184Oof... too many choices on my end as I have all except Brian and Ines
>>565187230>won by 2 lengthswhat is even the skills on those UG umas if they're fucking losing by that much?
>>565187230loldid that pig have like 0 skills
>>565187230I told you Bright would clutch a victory for youI never doubted for a secondCongrats on defeating the menace
>>565187230THE RAPED
>>565187286>if this was what they unironically did to ensure a Gold titleafter this humiliation, rest assured he's never doing it again
WHAT'S THIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS?!!?!??!?!
>>565172129>>565172179That's Do Deuce Uma OC by https://x.com/iso_gine Do Deuce also happen to be called Supreme Commander of Japan (won derby + japan cup against foreign horses). Also a glutton.
>>565187378Open up bitch time to get your free umer
>>565187378uhhh unlocking someone?
>>565186769>left: her tinder profile pic >right: when you meet up
>>565187321Ah my bad Ines isn't out yet but will be for the CMIf you want to be an evil individual you could do Rudolf and Valentine Flash for dominator and run Valentine Bobo.Otherwise I would run three lates and take Dober unique + Red Shift
chiyoposting should be bannable
>>565187230Can you post the whale umas? Something went horribly wrong there
>>565186761>>565187230THIS is why you don't take CM seriously
>>565187237All on you to figure out which propaganda you want to fall for, bwo.
i wrote that down in my chiyonotes
>>565187452>>565187461
>the chiyonotes
It's worth getting Up-Tempo on Golshi right? She can slide into 5th place by midrace
>>565187807it's better to get a proper midrace that can proc anywhere anon
>>565187802>chiyofag fails the music check>chiyo wants to get to know our music tasteI-is chiyofag actually chiyo? Is the game self aware?
>>565187845I'm running out of stuff to buy that arent double circle straight/corners...
>>565187756congrats anon
The Chiyono sex gif... I haven't seen it in so long...
>>565187756gratswho are you going for next
>>565187230Congrats anon, but>someone like this ending up in B finals with UGs>still losesI badly want to see the skills on those, how did he manage to fuck up this badly.
>>565183028$50/h beats studying for college. He's a smart guy being skill in the game of umamusume. No wonder theres an uptick of competent trainers we face in Group A.
Not even Yaeno is safe from Creek's mommy vortex
You guys are brown!
>>565188140>uptick of competent trainersthis is falsethis CM was just easy to be a metacuck and the meta was too powerful to be sovlfvl
After humiliating her in the legend race for the last month, I finally saved up enough mejirobucks to rape piggie mcqueen.>>565188010based on my numbers, looks like Opera. I have everyone else unlocked. She needs 82. Taiki is close to 4star but i'd sooner just buy her star pieces from the shop rather than waste the new character drip feeder mechanic.
>>565187230That absolute state of paypiggies. That one is going straight to the slaughterhouse
does mcqueen ever get good
>>565188146Yaeno is the most daughter-like uma I have ever trained
>>565188365what's so special about her
>>565188195fat fuck
>>565188345Very nice, we all become the raped some dayPersonally I'm going for suzuka and she's only 25 pieces away. I have everyone else of importance already, as well.
>>565188357legit what is actually going on in that machine? I know the webm is reversed but what does it do? are those blue bars shocking the pig to insta death or something like that?
McQueen? More like McDunce!
>>565188507Doto wouldn't say this
>>565188359her summer alt dominates arima kinen until oguri anime is released, and only brian blaze can fight these two
>>565188506looks like some kind of immediate death hammer that crushes the skull
HE IS SO BACK
>>565187323>>565187647>>565188040Oops didn't mean to doxx the guy, but seriously what the fuck was he doing. Support cards he used were FineMo,Creek,TopRo,Riko,Natie,Fuku all MLB of course. I can't comprehend spending this much on the game to produce these umas. I'll still take the win anyway though...>>565187347Thanks for believing in Bright
>>565188703>unique that only requires front half>actual pace skillswe're so back
>>565186430I'm not gonna go through the trouble of recording and uploading the video, but here is everything you need to know to understand what happened.Opponents were a S+ Oguri with 2 dedicated debuffers and team with a Late Classic Oguri and a Late Ace Grass with all the skills youd expect along with a Pace Chiyono with Head-On, MPB and Pump.There were no fronts, and as you may have noticed, I went through a lot of trouble to get the GW setup on my XOguri. She not only got a Late Start, but she also flubbed the wit check on GW with 1200wit. Naturally Chiyono got lucky pace, which of course triggered a pace down on my XOguri.Both XOguris activated their ults at the normal time.Meanwhile my Rudolf over performed and got 4th at the late race, meaning she didnt activate her accels OR Dominator. If she had, XOguri would have beaten Chiyono.Ryan and Classic Oguri were neck and neck at the late race. Oguri got 6th and presumably activated MPB and Pump while Ryan got 5th and only activated MPB. However because they were so close, Oguri passed Ryan almost immediately, giving her an almost near perfect proc on Pump, which gave her the victory.
>>565188828UG is taking all the gold skills on sight so its pretty much rank padding
>>565188425it's not really special but>cares a lot about her peers and will share the joys and pain with them (cute)>too straightlaced because of her insecurities (cute)>also very awkward because of reason above (cute)>is weak to cute things (CUTE)>so innocent that still believes in Santa (very important) (CUTE!!!!!!!)
Good morning bros
>>565188828I get it now. These are long Umas being reused, probably he didn't bother to make new aces.
>>565188828Huh. That Kitasan looks like a Pisces recycleThese skill choices seem to be only half-retarded though and not fully retarded and might be because of what another anon said about stat padding
>>565188828qwo reused his pisces aces
>>565182930S.vivlos is a Shuka sho specialised charactor and she was actually on par with SiL in that CM
>>565188828>FineMo,Creek,TopRo,Riko,Natie,Fuku all MLB of coursenigga had all the cards and didn't even try to make a passable winner
>>565188986Good morning Pearl anon
>>565188950Man, what a shitshow. The good shitshow.
>>565171189Wonder Dean>>565171305You are very masterful at swinging.
>>565188828blud was building for 3200m
The look on her face makes me think this is code for something else. But I'm taking the risk.
>>565189312"Look on her face" Its just excitement
>>565189312happy birthday torena
>>565189184Good morning!>>565189312Happy birthday bro
>>565189312Happy birthday man.Girls just like painting nails, this includes male friends.
>>565189312>lemme see your nails (cock)>I'll paint them the same color as my racewear (the white part specifically)
>s3 253440
>>565189312Jordan a cute
>>565189469>>565189529Thanks bros.>>565189551I knew it. Glad I took the risk.
>>565188506>are those blue bars shocking the pig to insta death or something like that?Pretty much, it puts them to sleep before they're slaughtered; it's better than injections which have a higher chance of failing and they end up suffering through the entire process
Sweepy's Yada is real cute.
Retention is so unbeliveably highI don't like it
do i really need 1k stam for taurus?
>>565189703>I"t can't be tha-">it's 760k
>>565188507>>565188680McQueen? More like McDonalds!
>>565189703We're going over 800k once summer gorshi comes out
>>565189743Time to go back to class 5 I guess
>they call it the queen eliazbethj two cup because you ned to runn it twon times fdor therb epoithetht..........
>>565189792metashifts due to new banners or scenarios I don't mind because I can also upgrade. But I'm not gonna roll for months and I'm probably gonna fall out of consistent class 6 atp.
>>565178050Enough pinks to run in 3 different distances. The most important are skill whites.
>>565189839ulala...
>>565189839It all makes sense now...
Remember Ulala is a mare
>>565178817That's still the same color scheme. While most Mejiro's are white green base, and black/dark blue yellow highlights, Palmer just inverts it by putting yellow and dark blue on the front, and white green as the highlight. Because she is the Mejiro that was ignored by the Mejiro farm.
>>565188828Yeah those are pisces umas with questionable skills like second wind. Its a spender whale who had no stomach for actually grinding optimal runners.
>>565182840It's ok. I've played since release and I don't try hard the raids the anymore. Above Extreme there's a surprising amount of work you have to put in the higher you go especially to secure plat. Somehow, even just an Insane raid run is more tiring than ace MANT runs... >>565182932Yeah nothing tops Volume F, it was the peak and I don't think anything will ever top it. Same. That and I just collect all the big tiddy students I can get whenever I log in to collect raid rewards. musume uma
haru heberara
>>565190124you don't even need an optimal runneryou can just run that set of cards once and you'd produce umas stronger than whatever he sent outbut, well, if the dude had some kind of irl issues I guess being hands off is fine
>>565189737depends on how smart people are when it comes to bringing debuffs/hybrids and the end leg dueling. 1000 stam is without recovery skill.
>>565190153
>>565189737without recs? yeahbut you're borrowing creek anyway
So why are people saying bringing Creek is bad when you need a decent amount of stam and the guts you get from it help tremendously in the final straightLike your guts will be straight ass if you don't bring a stam card
>>565190447>So why are people saying bringing Creek is badstop falling for retarded advice and think for yourself
>>565190365Cute Raisu!!
>>565190365cute mayarice is not cute
>>565185362In my case I felt nothing because it was from a FUCKING WHORE
>>565189261Yeah, if not for Ryan I would have been pretty mad. Actually not really because then I would have lost to Chiyono which I wouldn't have minded.But I was livid after Gemini when all 3 of my aces flubbed the wit Check on Maestro in finals. Or in Cancer where I lost to fronts because my Blockushin flubbed the wit check on GW in finals after having successfully blocked them all in 78/80 races in rounds 1 and 2.
>>565190124>>565190263Could've just ran the same deck but swap one for a support card with dedicated front skills, career would give enough skills with those stats
>>565190447who is people gro
>>565185362Literally me
>>565190521I am. I am bringing Creek no matter what people say you apeI am wondering why people believe that in the first place.
>>565184898I didn't even realize until just now that I got the triple crown. All 3 were on Gold Ship as well, which makes her my Triple Crown champion! What a way to celebrate Golshi week, I am so proud of her!
>>565190603Rice is the cutest, what are you even talking about?
Anyone who lusts after rice, urara, or flower is a sick pedophile deserving to be shot ASAP. They are daughterino only.
uuuuuuuuuuuu umadacchi uuuuuuuu umapyoi umapyoi uuuuuuuuuuuuu sukidacchiuma uma umya umya3 2 1 fight kimi no aiba ga
>>565190447I honestly don't knowwe bounce between "stam cards are bricks" and "pow cards are bricks" every 2 weeks
>>565185362I'm a dense motherfucker who can't take hints but the nearest I've gotten is a girl I've been classmates with in college for a year gave me a juice and went all shy and shit. God I'm an idiot.umamusume
Umas aiming for the Triple Tiara are such cuties.
>>565190447she's not bad to use but you can get by without her here too
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>565187060I like the original Cypress Hill better.Holmes.
>>565190727>>565190447>>565190521>>565190846Imo even if you do not run Creek you need850 stamina and gold recovery (so you have to sacrifice power sparks for stamina ones).Also gold recov is not going to be discounted.So now you run a different, worse stamina card instead of Creek.
>>565190836>missing the cutest oneISHYG4CHANMEME
>>565190946>his uma doesn't come with a heal>he's not running jordan/vodka/whatever
head-on le bad for cm13?
>>565190447>>565190798don't just adjust based on your trainee's stat growth and bring strength or stam accordingly?
>>565190853good morning filipinx
>>565190853couldn't be me as I'm not a trainer of Cringe Gaylo
>>565190818I was also a little bit like that back in collegeHad a huge tall girl, like Bono, being into me because I was a tiny shota twink. She's kinda a 6/10 so I wasn't super impressed though. But thinking back she was definitely in to me, although I do not think we'd be a good fit. I'm good with my current partner
>>565190727>I am wondering why people believe that in the first place.because people are retarded and can't think for themselves. congrats for being the smartest anon itt
>>565191000head-on is slick surge for pace its never good or bad its a gamble skill
Surely I got this right bros? It's been so long since I won a CM...
>>565185362the best thing ever.
>>565191046forgot to mention, my current partner is a man. not sure if that matters
>>565191006That's what I doWhat I don't know is why people say creek is le brickshe's good when you can use her
>>565191046>>565191124dancho...
>>565185362I had the opposite problem from the other anons. Highschool me distanced himself from the girl who he accurately surmised was into him cuz1. She wasn't his type2. He was a coward who couldn't just give her the bad news straight to her faceI eventually made up with her, but I still feel bad for running away like that. Don't regret not dating her though.
>>565191121I believe, bring forth another victory for /uma/ even if you're also using the pig
>>565191092I don't see a world where I use a 20% stam growth uma and reach 1000 stam with only power cards AND max speed
>>565191124what, are you jealous or something? I'm 4 years into a relationship with a depressed autistic tomboy who is now an office lady and that might be a little gay but I'd rather that than dealing with woman moments
>>565191028don't shay that...
>>565190996As i just stated even if your uma does come with a heal half the time you wont get it discounted.Maestro can be often bought for cheap. Race planner or BOFA not so much.
>>565191121sorrygroove is winning this
>>565190985Sorry, we couldn't fit Buena Vista in the picture because Gentil's swinging maestros took up too much space. Prease understand.
>>565191239you could probably hit like ~800-850 with a 20% stam growth uma. Of course lots of rng with race stat gains and scrolls in the shop
>>565191239Its doable but you sacrifice a wit spot for the second power card, you have to rest more, often you max power too early and your guts is dogshit.
>>565191239my kitasan did exactly that for the longslop
I can't feel my legs.
>>565191239On my Gold Ship runsI use Riko + Marvelous power and get over 1k stam on ~50% of runs without ever pressing the stamina button, press it once or twice during summer with an ankle weight on a turn where you dont get a speed double rainbow and you easily get over 1k every time
>>565191671Sorry I was a little rough Mayachi
>>565191239Even if you can, you also need guts to duel during the 500m final straight.
>>565191348>>565191223She did it bros I was hoping Rudolf or Grass were going to pull some last corner magic
>>565184898>>565190729>>565178146So only 3 anons got Triple Crown? Washed AF general
if I could go back in time and roll on Fuku I'd probably do it. But I also got no copies during my free pulls so I guess it was just never meant to be
>>565191797Congrats and well done. You should go to an all you can eat buffet to celebrate HOg style
>>565191975Same here, I even flatlined just to get all available free pulls but I couldn't get a single copy.
>>565191797complete and utterly soulless win
>>565191797I hope you fall down stairs, meta troon
>>565191895Triple crowns are streaks of key racesAnd the classic triple crown is for new horsesIf you got a streak as a noob that's your classic triple crownWould have been easiest to pull off at launch when everyone was a noob though
>>565191975When free pulls gave me 2 Ayabes, I knew it was a sign to not pull, that's just the way the carrot crunches
>>565191975I pulled on NTR and it's been pretty nice being able to borrow whateverI might regret it in two months but having a ball now
>>565191671You can quit the cap, I know you lyin'
>>565191797If you're going to be this shameless then at least leave your name on
Did anyone here have their super off meta umas win finals?
>kid named Finger wins>profile check>JRA invaderyawns
>>565192247Nope, my XOguri beat another XOguri during my B Finals round.
>>565192247I had like a 1 in 10 chance of having my Taishin win Satsuki Sho but only if the positions sloshed around so hard that all three Oguris god semi blocked by late surgers that somehow got past them
>>565192159Yeah I got an Ayabe as well. I don't plan on ever running ends so it's just dead space.>>565192028Didn't do that because I value free uma pulls more because you don't need dupes (I got 0 3* umas)>>565192180Not having MLB creek is what's fucking me over more planning for Taurus. But I know I'd have a UG or two if I had Fuku spreading that 10% TE and fixing my race bonus to 60.
>>565192135Anon, this is the first time all 3 of these races have been run on global CMs, this IS our Classic Triple Crown, even if it is out of order
>>565191975I'm glad I didn't roll on neither Fuku or TopRoI am suffering now but this is only temporary
>>565192247I had a hybrid dom be the second. Had several less meta umas in previous CMs that won.
>>565192247A finals btwYes, I'm still mad
>>565192247My Brian beat two XOguris in A finals by some miracle of the three goddesses
>>565192479based Doto
>>565192479How evil
>>565192356Umamusume is hag game
>>565192247>>565192479Oh you were asking if someone here won. No I guess I just got screwed
>>565192479>A Finals>S+
>>565192219>>565192089>>565192050>>565191991I would have loved a Rudolf win. If I had a better parent for her so she could get Moving instead of just Pump maybe she could have done it.https://streamable.com/qooqvb
>>565192479Should've picked an ace with bigger tits, Anon.
>>565192587This is true and it is our duty as trainers to impregnate them
>>565192619>>565192543It's possible if you just gamble and hit hard enough>>565172180
>>565192587Needs to be extra thicc
The Master Practice Guide should give you double circle practice perfect desu wa
>>565192741hags don't have fertile eggs no mo' tho
>>565192587>>565192741Is Kris S a hag?
>>565192741Correct. I'm glad you're aware of our responsibility.
People are too fucking odd about Meta characters. It still takes enormous effort to make a 90% WR solo ace, no amount of meta viability is gonna make that easy to accomplish
>>565192838What the fuck is this...
>>565188828>whale>burn out>just throw in previous CM aces for the gibs>get laughed at on basket weaving forumleave him alone
>>565192850The absolute quantity of sperm I pump into her will make up for it>>565192867To some every uma that isnt a child is a hag. I wouldnt count Kris as a hag but she is undenaably sexy, so the distinction doesnt matter
>>565192850i'll make sure they'll have
>>565192883I am not a fan of solo ace runningI understand having a favorite and wanting to win with that favorite but ultimately a CM is you bring a team of girls and they all want to win for you, that's why I don't bring pure debuffers because they will never win and that's cruel to the uma
>>565192896
>>565192883Nobody respects you or your pronouns
>>565193005"cruel to the uma" I mean anon its not a real race nor is it a real umathey cant all be your favorite
>>565192896t. Shadowforceultra buhi losing to non meta unit will never be not laughed, and it's B FINALS
>>565192838Super Creek and Hishi Akebono were really big in their concept art
>>565192884Competition
I did the Gametora gacha simulator for the CBT banner and MLBed her in 50 rolls.Now watch me get nothing for 200 rolls tomorrow w.
>>565193005No one brings pure debuffers. They just slap dominator on an uma
boysex
>>565193030>Only spent like 250€Haha I'm not a pig right guys...
>>565193125>using up all your luck earlyyou absolute buffoon
>>565193125>Wasting your luck on a simulation
>>565193125>Spent his luck on the simulator pulls
>>565192625I would have loved for you to be aborted
>>565193138Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions when you simply dont know
>>565192625>Didn't even ultMaybe she could have
>>565193125Anon, pls do not roll, you are spent.
>>565192247I didn't win but my Doto won my RTTT Team Group B 2nd place
>>565193187>>565193193>>565193198I did a bunch of shitty simulation rolls after so my luck is even again.
Uma with 3 star blue and 4 white sparks or 2 star blue and 8 white sparks?
>>565193070If you aren't immersing yourself by trying to be the trainer for the umas you train and sharing their goal of wanting to win then why the fuck do you even playMight as well just play slots or gamble some other way.Yeah they can't all be your favorite but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is someone who doesn't like 3 umas. Someone who only likes one character and doesn't like anyone else straight up does not exist.>>565193138I've saw a shit ton of A/A+ Grass/Tachy/Rudolf this CM. So not true
>>565193125>he wasted his luck on simulatormay Shirahoki have mercy on your soul
>>565193219How many lengths did the hog beat you by?
>>565193228Maybe its because of Jordan but I've come to appreciate painted nails
>>565193125Unironically do not do this, it just mindbreaks you later
i'm NOT pulling for CB card because i want CB (horse)
>>565193310That's not how it works gwo...
>>565193264NO YANKO DON'T SAY THAT
>>565193398Same and also I dont like playing ends so I'll be running her as a late
>>565193310You already spent your luck. All you can do now is pray to Shiraoki that your mind breaks sooner rather than later
>>565193398Your luck on her card will determine your luck on her Uma banner, this also works in reverse btw
>No one posted about the Japanese Dirt Triple CrownGuess everyone missed the first leg lol
>>565193138Lel dummy
>>565193538Finger won btw
>>565190447People hate running anything that isn’t 2 Speed/4 Wit
>>565193538LETS GO MOKO PUNCHBLOODLINE OF ROYALTY
>>565193538>Horse named Finger
Next thread should be orange
>>565193538>Endless Sorrowwhy would you name your horse that
Promo video from JRA about Tenno Sho Springhttps://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2049036307775824218?s=20
>>565193568not much point in going for the stam debuffs on a dominator, they are too weak to be useful unless you are fully committing on stam debuffing
>>565193125wait... TOMORROW?my end parents are not even done yet
>>565193796No point in getting midrace either seeing only intense gaze needs line of sight.
Damn Mr CBT the uma is kinda cracked isn't she?Time to start saving pink tickets ig there's no way i'll have enough carrots for her and ramonu
FCM or Daring Strike for Golshi?
>>565193791>Win Variation getting secondnooooo...
>>565193910She becomes the new best end closer once she releases. Privilege of being an anni uma
>>565193538Which leg is the most interesting?
>>565193796You want all the hesitant debuffs though.And at that point, any kind of 'hybrid' uma with all those debuffs is never going to have a realistic chance of winning. So might as well add the stamina debuffs in case they catch someone.Also full debuffer>hybrid because you probably want to put them in a particular running style to manipulate the lobbies. You also want them to have as low stamina and power as possible so that they don't mess with your ace.
>>565194004All of it.This is the first part of the newly created dirt triple crown
>>565192850WITH ENOUGH POWER, YOU CAN REIGNITE EVEN A DYING STAR
>>565193910At the moment we are in the "all oshi picks" vacation, except for Golshi that you can borrow.You should save up your shit for GL card pulling and Orfevre .
>>565194095>>565194095>>565194095
Isn't it weird how parents for lates and ends are the same
>>565194071Ok now which track is the closest to being like American Dirt
>>565193538>dirt
>>565194151uuuhhh no???? i don't want late corners on my ends retard?
>>565194151Biko isn't THIS dumb
>>565193538will the dirt crown be in MANT now
>>565194151New King alt is actually better for ends than lates because pretty sure you need to be in the final 3 positions for her unique to do its thing later, which isnt always a guarantee as a late surger depending on the lobby
>>565194225none, they run on soft sand while powerful American umas run in the trenches
>>565194235what? nigga you get style skills for free every expansion just get lucky
>>565194323Sounds like it synergies well with Ayabe
who is the daigo of umamusume
>>565193538>male Daiwa
>>565194449Nah because either it's medium and King's unique is useless or it's mile and Ayabe's unique is uselessIt's for mile Taishin
>>565196461Hate it when people forget the eye highlights.
>>565172240>I will root Danon Bourbon if he actually is a descendant of Mihono Bourbon instead of full burgernope, full burger
