Previous: >>565170901>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
/uma/bf was promised to me 10 morbillion years ago
Sex with sexy umas. Please
>Cringe Gaylo
Reminder that if you lose Taurus this time you're never ever getting the Taurus title.
>>565194248But I already have the Taurus title
Digitan LOVE
>>565194248but I got my bronze title though?
>>565194095Kingu isn't that big
this thread will be gayer
>>565194376We didn't have a bronze title during Taurus, though
>>565194095Kingu is bigger
>>565194346Twin Taurus title
>>565194419it got bundled with the plat and gold and silver titles
>>565194306It is easy to be envious of Pokke here, but imagine Pokke nuzzling your chest while clinging to you
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really relly erally really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really REALLY love Stego.
Daring strike stops Gold ship from proccing her ult and no one told me before i checked
brat means brother in russian and i think mayano is my brat
>>565194476Cute, i would totally let her do it as much as she wants
wifey in white
>no groundworkFUUUUCKKKKKKKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>565194540
>>565194508
>>565194236Oguri wouldn't say this
>>565194454What would happen if Oguri developed a liking to the taste of your cum?
>>565194458horses are interesting beings
First Global Classic Triple Crown winners check in!
>>565194574OH YEAHH BABY FRONTKEK MELTY
>>565194540>brat means brother in russianisn't it brate?
>>565194458cute burasuto
>>565194649
>>565194640
>>565194363Digitan love!
>>565194654>Gold ShitDoesn't count
>>565194765
>>565194675thats prepositional case so its like i cummed in v moyem bratei think
Do you have to play in URA/Unity for the ultra goldshit for the ending? MANT doesn't have an ending right
>>565194528Post your Golshi please, I need a reference. Undecided if I'm bringing FCM or Daring Strike
Mambo!
>>565194923>>565194675vidi bre ovo, pederska braca
>>565194912
>>565194923nyaruhodo.not that i'd have any opportunity to use irl, howeverwhich reminds me, i should start learning french before my wife's banner drops
>>565194528Should be fine if there are fronts in the lobby
Is Dream Journey a little older than Orfevre? That makes their relationship more interesting if explored right.
>>565194528>Lobby has 6 fronts>you get permanent speed the entire race
>>565195217She's the older sister.
putting both superstan and daring strike on digitan for her to kiss the front runner's assand then crashing down to 9th due to PDM
Serious question. I got fucked over hard in Fukuayabe banner and walked away with a lvl 40 one. Is it worth it to roll on this upcoming one or just go all in for Tachyon?
>felt some kinda dread regarding Doto and his ageI hope he lives longer
>>565194970wait a minute... why is Tazuna looking at me like that?
>>565194528Don't use Golshi, use Tamamo.
Date A Trainee
>>565195217yes, Dream Journey is a year older than Orfe
>>565195316Can you get blocked from being PDM'd if there's a wall of Umas behind you?
>>565195332you mean the fuku rerun? it's a bait banner. never roll on the scenario-relevant banner when it's rerun mid-scenario. you've seen it before with riko, and it won't be the last time it happens.
>>565195397Not this one, though
>>565195397sure but not a trainee as evil as Bright
https://youtu.be/qnMMSWVGhfM
>>565195397Cute Buraito
>>565195316>proc uma stan>kiss front's ass>PDM to <5th>proc daring strike>kiss the front's ass againja thats the plan
>>565195452>>565195486What the fuck desu waaaa
>>565195382>mile EYou do that bro
>>565195607Now this is a dateworthy trainee
>>565195705>he doesn't know
>>565195543Kentucky native Grass Wonder sounds so good singing this in her home country the USA
>hanshin juvenile fillies>hanshin dai shotawho tf is mr hanshinwhats with him
>>565195543They need to do an American Triple Crown scenario next
>>565195705Wuss
>>565195397My greatest dream of getting spooked by Bright will never come true, because I am but a character in a Greek tragedy
Durandal > Sweep Tosho > Maruzensky > Narita Top Road > Hishi Amazon > Jungle PocketDon't try to argue this, you simply can't
>>565195942heh thought you said geek tragedy
>>565195905>Pace Tama>No Redshift
>>565195382Her ult doesn't reach into late race no?
>>565196009A geek tragedy would be reading it wrong
>>565195942Hey me too!
>>565195905nice accels bro
>>565195998ZASED
>>565195942>>565196093I hope you join the Mejiro family soon
>>565196034>>565196132Its a TT uma i made when MANT came out. Smaru and Kita stole my soul
>>565195998At first I thought you were ranking Ikezoe team, but that Maru threw me off completely
>>565195947Rawdogging Mamechin on the school roof.
You've got it all wrong, officer! I didn't mean "flatline him irl" that way!!
>>565195905Isnt Tama better as a late? You need better skills by the way
>>565196165Cute little creature
>>565196224Danchou should have gone to the Derby
>>565196157do you have more Bright noises?
>>565196221
>Realized my groundwork Maru parent I just made has the exact same grandparents as my groundwork Seiun parentFUCK
>>565196412Not an issueInbreeding is badass
>>565196412nothing wrong with that?
>>565196412my game is also full of inbred abominations
I'm always happy to see more Fenomeno on my Twitter timeline
>>565194996Machitan!
How do I cope with the fact that the uma with my favorite design will never be added to the game?
>>565196412
>>565196670Happy Meno.
>>565196724Cope with similar designs
>>565196724Cope with their children
is Kawakami sexy????
hey
>>565195842Hi, I'm Hanshin Pete.
Fenomeno is really lucky she's a gold clan otherwise she wouldn't get shit considering she's ugly and loud and annoying
>>565196724Go after her hot daughter
>>565196724You cope by training her offspring.
>>565196984
Aieeeeeeee wtfam I toast?
>>565196985This guy looks like that one dude who was working with the Satono's on their island
CM 12 status? https://poal.me/85llnghttps://poal.me/85llnghttps://poal.me/85llngI got Kitachan after losing to her in the Finals...
>>565197116they're not gonna do anything, retard
>>565197056How scandalous.At least try to keep it in your bloomers until after training.
>>565197050>she's ugly and loud and annoyingDon't say that...
>>565196968Possibly
Good morning bros
>>565197050That's not a random act of kinda nice
>Design an uma with ZERO sex appealWhat were they thinking?
>>565196724Ay Tone
>>565197152She took pity on you after you got BTFO
>>565197116yeah bwo they're gonna ban players on a dead game
>>565196335Sorry, I only have that one
>>565197358That's not Fenomeno Or Stay Gold Or Air Shakur Or Air Messiah
>>565197116>warningYawn wake me up when the banpocalypse actually happens
I am feeling giddy cuz during sex my bf said I remind him of NTR
>>565197358you can clearly see her white thongs bro fucking slut
>>565197116they sent out another "p-pwease dont bot" warning lmao these pussies are never going to ban anyone
>>565197050Why do people lie on the internet?
>>565197358I don't know, i don't even know how they can find this uma hot and cosplay herMy head says there is a huge propaganda with this horse and everyone calls her "cute"
>>565197152>>565197363I wish Kitasan would pity fuck me too...
>no one in the club has changed their title to aries platinum yet
>>565197391all good
>>565197050nyo....
>>565197656Mambro...
>>565194528help me anon >>565194986
The Yaeno Muteki propaganda has only made me interested in saving for Bamboo Memory
>>565197590I was a little disappointed there wasn’t much (you) fanservice in her career..
Realistically speaking, how many people /here/ could you heem?
>>565197903>can't flirt and be lovey dovey with this little sunshinePain
>>565197903Mogged by Dia-chan...
I want one annoying loud faggot from my club gone right after the reset. Please save everyone danchou.
>193 days until selector for BrightThis is inhumane torture
>>565197758Keikaku dori
Post your best parents
>>565197121Just a lookalike, they used to party together tho
Hating your clubmates isn't in the spirit of the game. At least don't be a pussy and say that in the club chat.
>>565197903mogged by duramente...
>>565198057>>565198106Anime Kita made me cheer for her, game made me realize I’m the only one for Dia… I’m happy I got both of them with minimum investment, they are both very cute nonetheless
>>565198053Me on the right
>>565197513Kuz would say that
>>565194574would've missed the wit check anyhow
>>565195905what is bro cooking?
>>565198472a-anon?
>>565196335Weird, I can hear the waai by looking at this image.
>>565198368You guys told me she is for (you) so I am excited, she made a big impression on me when I watched the anime.
>>565198504TSKR
>>565198568Just be a little patient she has autism.
>>565197903Because like Falco, Oguri and Kitasan are idol horses
>>565197710There's a total of 4 Aries plat titles in Mambo right now
>>565198380!!!
Maru parent run gives me 2* speed and 3* front sparksTHIS FUCKING SUCKS
>>565198380Same
>>565198545
>>565198841is she doing it on purpose
>>565197121You must be hallucinating
>>565198729Who else is on the list so I can tame my expectations
>>565198938Doing what?
>>565198841Horses don't bounce like this
>>565198938The densest torena in Tracen...
>>565198841dancho bounces on me like this
>>565199019I would say that straight to Dia's face. I would call it a jinx even.
>>565198763>>565198841>>565199003No! Bad Dia!
>>565199019
>>565199003>>565198841Why is Dia-chan swinging around her uma SAGGERS in my face
>>565199217TARUU!?
>>565199018Compare these two to Teio and Mcqueen.So sad.
>>565199305YES
>>565198837Make a 9* front parent and you are guaranteed 100 club points a day basically
Still can't believe one of you niggers cucked me out of 450 jims by leaving club at the end of the month
>>565198747I could equip mine, but I dont wanna put away my current player title
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/6Q5kWW
cygames is a demonic puppet of baal that wants to destroy everything that is natural and beautiful in this world through sodomy. they hate christianity, heterosexuality, family, and motherhood. they create innocent and cute beings and then ritualistically corrupt them with severe mental illness that renders them unwilling to procreate. they won't sleep until such repulsive degeneracy is accepted as normal and even preferred.
Autis/uma/ will have a space open at the start of next month for a trainer like (You). Join us.
>>565199521V...I'll switch mine out for Mambo expert soon
Dia has seduced me
>>565199597Biggest fan title soon too for me!
>>565199594>hoguri clubno thanks fag
>>565199594What are the requisites and how do I apply
/uma/ club is recruiting a spot to replace its traitor
I can't imagine anything more cucked than running HOGuri and still failing to get the platinum.
>>565199659I can't believe someone saved the shitpost I made
>>565199576Yeah it's great isn't it? Let's do some more careers
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE YOUTUBE VIDEO? I CANT START TRAINING UNTIL I SEE THE PARAMETERS/GUIDE
>>565199848been out since a week ago
>>565199460Hard to believe that my URA Tacchy is STILL feeding meAnd if it weren't for /uma/ I would've never thought of pimping her out
>>565199305Never trust a dirter.
>>565199763>play the game regularly>don’t not play the game regularlyGive me your trainer ID or apply yourself at the start of the month if you think you’ve got what it takes.
>>565199797It works well as a reaction image when someone deploys bait
>>565199848https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/591865https://youtu.be/vkb8ssW3buE?si=MZWIskBlj-dwlLoE
>>565200031I got about 300million fans is that decent. nta btw
>>565199917Dont say that...
what is this gaslight about using Redshift on Ends next CM? By the time they reach >50% order rate half the spurt will be over
>>565200227not if you're using golshi or daring strike
>>565200227It removes the losing condition of pushing too far forward
>>565200031585130683402Wouldnt join until month reset tho obviously
>>565200156>Derby>Teio is still not goodWhen will Teio be good? When will her unique be reliable?
>>565200261i can't believe that is slop...
>>565199703she spooked me on one of those free single pulls, I couldn't believe it. I went to pity for Kitasan, so seeing Dia-chan just.......choose me felt incredible
lmao 2 hat
>>565200349when she gets her festival alt in 2 years
>>565200261
>>565200349Anime Teio shouldn't be bad, two gold recoveries + spring runner
>>565200213That’s about as many as I have. It’s less about how many you have total and more about how often you earn them.
>>565200261her ass isnt that big
>>565200289>>565200297daring strike won't suddenly catapult your 8th place end closer to 4th right? No way it gives that much of a boost to be better or more consistent than just using pump as always
Remember when everyone thought we'll get evo skills and spark rerolls with blacktrazer
>>565200567Daring Strike, Anchors Aweigh, and a bunch of midraces thanks to SP bloat from MANT.
Show your CM13 oshi ace
>>565198131Hint?
Is it true that the male Uma players absolutely hate the butch costumes Cygames have been pushing?
>>565200448I told my club we should strive for maybe 2 million a run during MANT, and they told me they are too lazy to care checking. They set the goal to 10 million a month for now. Well if you are still looking for a member I am interested.833052534400
>>565200720I was told to make a Maruzensky parent for cm13 so that's what I'm doing right now
>>565200332Of course, I’ll send you an invite on the 1st. Welcome aboard.
>>565200227>not grabbing Fast & Furious and Killer Tunes
>>565200720I'm still in the parent mines...
>>565200589We all thought Cygays wasn't stupid after giving us extra gibs and the 1st anni changes early
umamusume boxing
Helios...
>not even MANT parents can save maru from being an affinity black hole
>>565200827All in on Bamboo Muteki
post something cute
Thank you based sweepy dev for getting botters banned with his incompetent U2 refactor, absolutely based
>>565200827
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>>565200751pokkes outfit isnt that bad, they just forgot Ace existed
>>565200589I didn't believe in evo skills but I thought spark rerolls would be a given since we got 1st anni QOLs earlier and we all know parent runs in TB are the worst (and probably the reason they added spark reroll in Grand Live)
MANT inspirations are something else
>>565200908>bannedlmao haha good one anon
>>565200770First come, first serve, I’m afraid, though I do think TamaLove was looking for members as well. They’re similar in rank to us
>>565200897Does this count as cute?
>>565200975I literally got medium S, PTO, THH and Uma stan in a single inspiration last runThank you based MANT
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for May? Rare Brick (835612678) has a few spots for a few lucky anons! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't flatline then disappear unless you already finished it. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri menace Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>565201159wtf oc
Should I race Tama as late or end this cm?
>>565201332End, no reason to run as late with Daring Strike now
>>565201351Tama has Fast and Furious
>>565201159sovl
>>565201159Wait, this is peak
>>565201159this is far too high effortgonna have to ask you to tone it down
i finally cleaned the gunk off my glasses and holy shit everything is like HD high quality clear high resolution texture pack now wtf how did i live the past month with my dirty ass glasses
>>565201332if you are able to fit in daring strike, end. if not, late
>>565201351>>565201459I have mlb Ayabe, but I dont have creek. I think its best if I focus on Gold Ship and Taishin that way I can borrow biko...
>>565201457you don't rinse your glasses every morning?
>>565201459We're gonna get CB, there's no reason you can't fit Daring Strike anymore
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX
>>565201457You reminded me that I'm due for a new pair of glasses
waheygood morning bwos
>>565201457I haven't cleaned mine since forever since it's so bothersome. I only cared for it the first year I got it iirc
>my danchou doesn't know that I'm about to betray him
>>565201591Unless you're stuck borrowing a speed or stamina card
>>565201715Helios posters own me sex.
>>565201591if you're permaborrowing speed and don't pull on CBT i guess you can't>>565201589i'd go with end and stam sparks then
>>565200947Digitan is such a creature
I want to rape and impregnate an uma so badly guys.
>>565201764bwo... owe*also I'm taken
>>565201669Kris, you owe me water and love
>>565201669
>>565201906>I want to ra-
Why is daring strike (4 sec 0.25 speed) considered so much better than F&F (2.4 sec 0.35 speed)
>>565201893
>>565201669incredibly erotic chocolate
>>565202167What does the S stand for
>front>2nd>front>3rd>front>2nd>fucking end which i somehow have a C in>nigga wtf
>>565200289what about Golshi AND Daring Strike? That sounds pretty good....
>>565202294are you doing the golshi challenge where you are perma gatekept?
why does bamboo memory always whip my ass specifically in the yasuda kinen
>>565197358Model has improved after they made her pretty in the anime.OG designhttps://youtu.be/QySdKc6OaGIHalf-reworkhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=rN0c_v9xhcA?si=Au_SYIuQhk48pGfZSexo Oguri designhttps://youtu.be/mbh-sxJ84scBasically they made her taller, more lean and less goofy faced.
>>565202215
>>565202089Longer duration means it gives more distance, but the difference in distance isn’t as significant as the sources of the two skillsAyabe Power and CB Wit are goodMarv Power and Tamamo Stam are terrible
>>565202364why the hell would i cock and ball torture myself
>>565202279Kris Sex
>>565200969>we all know parent runs in TB are the worstparent runs in MANT are amazing, what are you smoking? the parents you can get are incredible. Or do you mean it sucks to see 1* wit 2* Style on an uma with a shitton of skills after 45 minutes?
>>565202467no need to be aggressive, i just wanted to help you fuckface
What's sex with Forever Young like
>>565202505The parents are the best but the runs are the worst
>>565200720how do you fuckers just shit out aces that will easily get you to A finals immediatelyman alive the envy is real
>>565201715
>>565201159I'll post it here too incase the other anon forgets to invite me on the 1st585130683402
>>565202610bwo it's just an Ace run with slightly worse decks
>>565201159866113422739
help how are you guys building parentsmaruzensky right? what grandparents and skills?
>>565194095Boobies.......
>>565202690You have to loop the 45 mins run too many times and I use cards like Ryan or wit Fujin for skills so I can't reuse the uma as an ace if the sparks are shit>>565202639I made a TB Maru parent and have Kitasan, Fine Motion and 3LB Riko
CHAT THIS IS CRAZY
>>565202592lacking
>>565202814generalist skills like PTO, Uma Stan, THH, Slipstream and Groundwork or Spurt if you are feeling fancy.
>>565194306I really hope that coolchou retard kills himself, if my life ever goes wrong I will devote myself to finding him and pulling his guts out on camera and sending the footage here
>>565202479Kris LoveKris WifeKris Kiss
kinda wish I was Helios now frfr
I hate zoomas
>the sloptard is a trannyadds up
>>565203019its never that serious lil bro
UMADash will be recruiting one, maybe two oji-sans on reset, we have a leeching nigger to kill first. If you can do 30M/month, join us and praise Bakushin
>>565203031You wouldnt forget about your bro right ? haha
>>565202975>300speed in summer
>>565203149Sometimes it doesn't have to be, if I will have nothing to lose then why not? One less subhuman in the world, that would satisfy me for sure
>>56520317820% uma privilegeyou get to fuck around and focus other stats if good trainings pop up for themvery easy to catch up
>>565203175You can be my Palmer bro
Triple fronts (have Kitasan, both Marus, Choco Gundam, and Suzie)orDouble ends + late (have Tamamo, Dober, Dia-chan to pair with Golshi)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T DECIDE
>>565203031I wish you were helios too
>>565202407
>>565203175>>565203291When you become them, can I have sex with you?
do not the paripi gyaru
>>565203279Are you winning races though
>>565203504Sure, I'l wear a frilly skirt and let you fuck me in the ass uwu
when are they deleting Dominator from CM?
clocked out on parent run again award
>>565201159181478271067can join after the reset
>>565201159I'll join in a few days after the rewards are given
>>565203668not until the end of 2026, iirc
>>565203504Yes but you have to pass the vibe check
WHERE ARE THE 200 CLOCKS????
>>565203625ye, not clocking either (no S from inspo) so I lost a non-g1 and nhk mile (but got top 3 which is what matters imo)
Zenno Rob Roy is bigger than expected...
goyim gob goy
>>565203857what 200 clocks?this sounds like a lie
>>565203857oguri ate them
>>565204114umas being real will just fuck over regular women even harder reallythe hierarchy will just beuma nobility + their husbandsregular menregular women
>need 1000 stam for Taurus 2.0, 2400m firm>1050 stam + gold was enough for Pisces, 3200m heavyWhat. The. Fuck.Someone explain this shit. Please?
>>565202440>Marv Power>badlol
>>565204325Oissu~
>>565204352LOL
>tfw no groundwork sparkParent for vbourbon I guess
>>565204352that card made me save so many fucking clocks because of the initial power
>>565204114it always ends with rape...
>>565204352nigga...
>>565204352you're replying to whales anon
>>565204325stop noooooooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>565204325800 will be enough if we all decide to not bring any debuffers or runaway Suzuka
she good or not?
>>565204746>third rate umano
>>565204430>no DD >no PP>no WitI guess it's ok for a lucky Pace gambler
>>565204717we're all taking sympathy too right
>>565204746>dominator in mediumslop metawhat do you think
>>565204746NSM + Dominator
>>565204746she's cute
>>565204858>>565204871damn, she got hands...and curses
>>565204858>>565204871Is dominator really better than All Seeing Eyes and Mistying Murmur together?
>>565201126nyes
>>565204974stam debuffs do nothing most of the time
>>565204974ASE is shit because it won't hit anyone, even if you bring Savvy. Murmur is shit against overstammed opponents. Dominator will work against anyone, against anything.
>>565204325I'M DEBOOOOFING
>>565204909can someone post the Fuji one please?
I couldn't even win B Finals. Can you guys post chubby umas to cheer me up? you can still laugh at my failures as long as you post uma tummy...
The next uma posted is my wife.
What did she mean by this
You can always tell when Kraut hours begin because the gaslights start simultaneously
I hate Germans.I seriously fucking hate them.
>>565205276This is the most erotic picture posted here to date.
>>565205152At least you got to B finals
>"Is this girl me?"
>>565205557Cute hat.
>>565205557dumb hat
>>565197116yep, it's over
>>565205456I-Is it possible not to...?
>>565205743Oy vey torena, cool it with the antisemitism
>>565205557
>>565205790At least 3 anons failed to classify, Cm is ruthless
>>565205152>chubby
>>565205861wtf horses have holes on their teeth?
>>565205974holy moly
>>565206048nobody runs like this
>>565205950There were others beside me?
>>565205978it's natural for humans to have holes in their teeth too. for hundres and thousands of year we were fine with it but when big pharma started wanting to make money they told everyone to buy a paste of basically nothing to spreadon their teeth to keep selling useles product despite it taking like 60 years for damage to occur if you dont brush
>>565205950I failed out of 2 CMs, Taurus 1.0 (was a newfag and thought a 550 stam Suzuka would win, couldn't figure out why she kept getting 9th), and Libra, where I got into A on the first ticket, and then lost 40 races in a row in Round 2. I'm still upset about that, honestly
>>565205782were you running it 24/7?
>>565205978those are just spots, not holes
>nobody in /uma/ got a warning for sweepingWhy should I stop?
>>565206308I would be sad if you got banned
>>565206308because we are all ethical trainers
>>565206308I doubt anyone here would admit that they were warned
>>565206308You shouldn't
>>565205974WOULD
Kissies?
>>565206308please stop gwonii-chan
>>565206308We respect TOS here
>>565206495No
>>565206495*kisses you deeply on the mouth withi lots of tongue*
>>565206308sweepydev got sick of fixing one thing and breaking another
>>565205557>>565205690>>565205743>>565205861>>>565206116Probably, there could also be anons who didn't bother posting about it>>565206203I failed Taurus but knowing only first place received all 3 titles while everyone else got nothing was criminal, even if I don't like titles, i still think that failling to win on A round 2 should at least put you in B finals
>>565206621so that's how Chiyo won the Derby
>>565206621that trainer is a MANLET
>>565206495Maybe...
>>565206308The only other game I played often Tibia had a massive bot problem and all botters and macro users were massive losers, so I apply this thinking to uma. Fuck it if it yields you better parents with no work, anyone who uses this shit never cared that much about the game.
I love how you retarded faggots didn't even with Aries Cup with your so called waifu oshi. Literally all you retarded niggers used XOguri and Bourbon, and all of you just got your information from the SEAnigger youtuber you're always bitching about. Genuinely dogshit general and I'm glad to be leaving this metafaggot, sovless, hack of a general.Cya.
I was looking at my uma reaction folder and I suddenly got a boner.
>>565206108Swinging Maestros
>>565206495>>565206745She looks so retarded in a funny way, when someone posts her doing that creepy face I can't help but laugh
>>565205950If I'm honest I'm pretty sure round 2 was harder than actual finals.A lot of XOguri + double debuff players which outright killed off oshifags, even if the Xoguri was like an S+ at best, you couldn't just ignore them.
>>565206108Creek does when her baby (me) is hungry
My Internet connection is so shit because there's a million people near me also using their mobile data that I can't post an image But I want to post this https://x.com/i/status/2049489602936025307
so why is called swiging maestro?
Just ignore the schizo
>>565206925A Jani fan always delivers.
I MISSED CHOCO KRIS SEX HOURS!!!
>>565206963>2 large circles>swinging>super creekit's a shallow reference to her tits swinging while running
>>565206925Indonesian or Pinoy?
I can't believe nobody earlier cared about my wife Mambo beating two Oguris in the B final
>rewatched my finals>look at my opponents>one remade his team in round 2 day 4>other guy had a 40% winrateThe matchmaking basically had me seal club them...
>>565207147American. At a zoo. Same shit happens when you go to conventions.
>>565207187post the video
>>565206902Round 2 was an absolute massacre but funny enough I only encountered 1 or 2 UGs, even nonXoguri dominants were strong but at least you had a chance to win, XOguri or triple front were really strong
>>565206925got you bro
>>565207057I have this single Kris image for (You)
chiyoposting should be bannable
>>565207248Is there a size limit?
>>565206963You kind of swinging when you're running on a corner, and you're a master at doing it
>>565207187UWAAAAAAAAAA CONGRATS FOR THE WINUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAA THE SPERM IS FIGHTING FOR ITS LIVE ON ITS WAY TO MISS EGG!!!AAAA GANBATTE MR SPERM UWAAAAAAAAAA
So how the fuck do you beat this shitty Golshi mode with the permanent gatekeep shit?
>>565207436You play Gold Ship obviously
>>565207187Congrats
>>565207436You use any End closer in URA
>>565207436Use an end closer bwo
>>565207279I'm a frontie and tried triple front but it sucked ass. It only works when you want seal clubbing, the moment I encountered someone who is actually competitive it falls apart.
>>565206168that's not "natural", that's one of the many ways that the transition to agricultural civilization destroyed human health for thousands of years. hunter-gatherers and pastoralists had healthy teeth. agriculturists who primarily fed themselves with processed grains had weak, misaligned, rotting teeth and horrific gum disease.
>>565207315Thanks bro
>oh no my daughter is retarded
I'm bored where's the club drama
>>565207436Use a Front Uma with Concentration like Bourbon or get Concentration from a card event.Getting Concentration gets rid of gatekept
Should I make burritos or buy burger?
>>565208007/uma/club still is 29/30
>>565194095This character looks like she's anal coded.
https://x.com/yuu_ka5963/status/2047828104723529962Satono Saltus petted by the audience.
>>565208053Make a burger
>>565208232Dun wanna
>>565208116That isn't club drama tho, if they were 29/30 a week from now it would be club drama
>>565208180most umas are
Ever since suzuka won the asahi hai futanari stakes she's been looking at me funny...
>>565208053mhmmmmmmmm, I should get Culver's
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
>>565208053burrito
>>565208007I wanna leave my club but it would make my danchou sad
>>565208225why do some horses just bite and stomp humans while others have seemingly no care at all being touched by randoms
The first-rate plan? Marriage with me.
>>565208007im thinking of doing 1 less run today because i hate danchou!!
I dont like to do any careers today
>>565208335alright
>>565208180She reminds me of Iori from im@s so I can see that kek
My GOAT posted. Time to train.https://youtu.be/OPAYqfKhP7w?si=E2jRvV8ho4Wbwi8O
>>565207405yes, 4mb.Link it via streamable or litterbox
Which healing skills do I take for XOguri in Taurus?777 is trigger or final backup heal?
>>565208790Too much effort..
>>565207436With Gold Ship. Get a shitton of power and 600 wit ASAP, keep buying mid-race skills.
>>565208180She is canonically weak to anal
Bambooteki
>>565207436just don't. there's no reward besides a shitty epithet
>>565208793You can only bring 3 recoveries and one is 777, enjoy
>>565208859>complains no one cares about his victory>anon suggests to post it because he's interested>too much workgo fuck yourself, you attention-whoring little shit. You are not worth a single ounce of good will.
>>565209035don't be rude
>>565208007Sexual misconduct in my club.
>>565207959Kwakami is built different thoughI trust her to finish
>>565208793You bring Radiant and hope it saves you by proccing at a good time in case one of your recoveries fail.It's kind of like the Arima CM when you had to bring 4 recoveries since there wasn't a great activation.
>>565209056no, fuck anons like that. You can't expect not to be harshly criticized when you bitch about not getting attention, and then when someone offers to give you attention, say "no I won't spend 5 minutes going into CM replay, saving the video via OBS/some other program then uploading it to catbox etc." Fuck that nigger
>>565204325Hills. Lot of them. and long straights for dueling.
yeehaw
>>565209097I don't have her so I was shook by how big her breasts are when she's running, that outfit is too powerful
>>565209294I look like this
With this provocative doodle you have now been enticed to join /Uma/ Club!/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie based on the #1 hit Boradways musical "Ichiban: My School, My Horse, And I" is looking for a couple cool toreinas come May!Reply to apply!
>>565209294holy THIGH MEAT
>>565207479>>565207558>>565207560>>565208921Alright got it done in URA with Goldshit, thanks bwos
>>565209097I will make her finish. Daily
>>565209294What does "KETUDEKA" mean
>>565206853Cinderella Gray Super Creek has peak female body
>>565209460Fat ass.
>>565208793777 is the general trigger, glittering star for gamble kino
>>565208793Late surger hoguri with gamba u=ma2 and lots of mid race skills hoping you activate it late into the 3rd corner
>>565208604>850 stam WITHOUT recoveriesWITGAWD WTF IS THIS??????? MORE LIKE STAMGOD
>>565209460ketu = ketsu = assdeka = dekai = big
>>565209294those are some Ryza level thighs
>>565207413ThisI autistically hate people who says "swinging her maestros ohohoho!"No you dummy, "maestro" means master, she's a master at swinging.
DAAAAHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>565209294that gun is unsecured, I could grab it and end her
she's been spending too much time reading and not enough exercising...
>>565208295TO DEFEATTHE HUNS
>>565206308There's no point Sweeping now because MANT parents are so much better (and people who used Sweepy because they were lazy probably quit)
Is it better to try and go for a 3rd 3 star parent using 2 3 star umas or is it better to use 2 2 star umas with way more white sparks and get a 3 star using them
>>565209915STOP POSTING THIS SUZUKA
>>565209754huh did you say something
>>565209660I trust my goat. Won multiple CMs thanks to his advice
>>565209416bwo amazon calls you toreko not torena-san
>>565209994
Yae
>Xoguri losing to rocket Daiwa in final straight>Homestretch haste not enough>She NSMs off Daiwa with less than 200 meters>winsThanks to all the anons who told me to bring yeppers. NSM is worth it and I've scammed two plats with it now
>>565210009true anon, i will fix this along with her hair split on the left side I forgot to emphasize
>>565209915DID THEY SEND ME NINGENSWHEN I ASKEDFOR UMAS
>>565202440>Tamamo stam>TerribleYeah a stam card that gives you thh and gold midrace and has solid training stats, waow terrible
It's 2026 zoomers don't know what Mulan song.
>>565210143yes
>>565210310I'm 30+ and I think mulan sucked
>>565210316No
>>565210310mulan is propaganda only dober would push
Are you contractually obligated to send a stamp before putting out a shoe request?
>>565210160>XOguriYou didn't win
YOU NIGGERS TOLD ME THERE WERE NO FREE PULLS ON THIS SHIT. I HAD TO FUCKING SPARK NATURE. IF I GET HER FROM THE PULLS I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU
cygenerous, i guess.
>>565208225big dogs
>>565210427yes
>>565210347No one asked if you were a fag, Frozentard.
>>565210310>disney slopKys
THANK YOU CYGENEROUS
>use all my Golshi gibs>final 150 >TAZUNA >UTATEKUREEEEE>DIRECTOR SHOWS UP >CHEER NATURE->ArdanFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK
Wait there are free trainee pulls now?
>>565210446if only the developers released statements meticulously detailing the event and the gibs. unfortunately, you're forever stuck attaining your information from oguri-posters.
>>565210543>>565210576whoa
>>565210576>>565210543ardan hours
is the Bamboo Memory guts card actually good? I did some rolls and ended up getting it to 2LB
Tomorrow. Unless Curren shits the bed.
you guys are so fucking stupid I swear. ARE YOU UNABLE TO READ ESLs?
>>565210543marked
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>565210653it's a good guts card. why are you pulling on a good guts card?
wow, it's useless
AYABE MLB I AM EXPLODING IN ORGASMO
Do I throw my head against the wall trying to luckshit an SS+/UG Bobo or do I try seeing how to make Brian work for Taurus....>>565210653Yeah but you want MLB for the 10% race bonus and TE.
FINALLY
>>565210743SNIIIIIIIIIIIIFF
wait, there were free rolls on the natie banner and i didn't notice?nyo........... I'm bricked......
Oh yeah I pulled this dumbass while sparking for Natie. Maybe I'll try bringing her next CM
>>565210830YAY
>>565210259>0 priority>5 RB>worse training stats than SR ZRRThe skills can't save that shit card
>>565210863it started 7 minutes ago. you were only bricked for that period.
>Single free roll LOL
>>565210782I wanted the Seeking the Pearl card, but Bamboo cropped upstill no StP
>>565211013explode
>>565211013Explode
>>565211013>marked
HOLY SHIT WE GET FREE BANNER PULLS? YOU MEAN ILL GET 7 MORE COPIES OF WINNING TICKET AND 3 MORE COPIES OF MEJIRO RYAN? OH MY GOD IM UNBRICKED !!11
>>565211097Mastering Luck is a skill too
>>565210543>>565210576Marked
>>565211013first-rate
WTF I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE GETTING FREE UMA PULLS!!!I ALREADY WENT TO PITY FOR KINGU!
>>565211027anon, the seeking the pearl card is an even bigger nothingburger of a card doe...
>>565211163I don’t want to be marked! I want my wife nature cheer alt!
Danchode, why do I see gold aries next to your name?
>>565211097If you get a 3* after saying this you should kill yourself
How do I clear this?
>>565211163woah...
>>565211163>>565211163WHY IS HER MARKED ON CHIYO
>>565211097>read this while i pull on the free uma>winning ticketAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>pull on the free cards>SSR pearl
Hello friends!!
>>565211276Goldshi game Goldshi franchise
>>565211276ura and a backliner.
Almost done with this garbage
>Halo undressed and gave Kawakami her outfit midracethis story is getting weird
>>565211438SOVL
Wisdom of the mambros
And so begins 82-n days of bullying the chuni as a countdown to the day I rape the emperor.You have 82-n days to want it and voluntarily appear or else the raper will herself become the raped.
>>565198747>>565206308This hand gesture always reminds me of jihadists proclaiming that there is no God but God and Muhammed is his messenger.Just before executing a kuffar or apostate.
>>565211207anon I need cards. I essentially haven't rolled for any since the Kitasan Black rerun
>>565211276Do you get anything after the ultra Golshi besides the title? This is trash
>>565211365Hi!
Place your bets.
>>565211438this is probably the best event story so far tbdesu
>>565211649Digigoat
>>565211438I love their relationship
>stop playing goldshi mode suddenly I'm winning all raceseven 'very slightly' buffed opponents really changes the game huh
>>565211438Imagine the body heat.
>>565211438I liked Kingu and Natie sharing a drink, looked straight out of a shoujo manga. These girls are way too cute.
>>565211673For me the best is still the fantasy one, nips have shit taste for hating it.
>>565211564only mormons have a stupider religion than m*slims
>>565211438god those are some fat first-rate tits
>>565211543All my pulls are technically free because steambucks arent real money
>>565211582you could have pulled on Fuku (kek), FineMo, NTR, or waited a day for Mr. Cock&Balls.why would you blow carats on fucking bamboo memory/seeking the pearl?
my female prostate hurts
The only race she won was B Finals and it was hype
>>565211649Due to character model differences and running animation differences, the game tracks from center of gravity, not the actual head. Looks like digitans Shadow is further ahead. I believe she won.
>>565211780The fantasy one is hated???
>11* umastan>10* ignited pwr>11* nimble>none proc during either inspiration
Anyone know why the recommendations to run Tama in the next CM is Late over End?
>>565211328>umas will soon go extinct because they decided to love each other instead of human males when given the choiceThis is the saddest thing ever
>>565211890That's what anons said.
>>565211693>>565211884Sadly it was my own Smart Falcon...sorry anons.
>>565211792Scientologist bros...we WON
>>565211890Nobody likes El in Japan
>>565211634
>>565211928Tama over time becomes a stronger late runner compared to end
>>565211890It was so hated that it's the main reason why El still doesn't have a 2nd alt 5 years into the game's life
>>565211928both are viable but end will require daring strike to 1) help with positioning and 2) offers a chance at proccing her ult if it fires 2nd half of mid. late is just gamble and NSM, no think.
>>565211873Stop shoving bad dragons up your ass sis.
Okay but what about the /uma/cf?
>>565211872during those banners I was saving for uma pullsNow that i've pulled for Cheer Kingu, I can start building my deck up, since I don't mind skipping Mejiro Palmer
>>565211873maya would say this
>>565211928spurt doesn't work
>>565212187cuntfriend?
>>565211881>be nice nature >wear a cheer leader outfit for your CM team because you know you can’t win the finals >your Toreina however believes in you >puts you into the finals despite your terrible track record >try your very best to win despite everything >somehow, you win
YOU NIGGAS TOLD ME THAT NSM WON'T WORK ON DAHHHHHHHHHBY THE OTHER DAY WTF
>>565212187remember our promise, anon! let's make it to A finals together!
>>565211873what's a female prostate?
>>565211963I stand corrected. I completely forgot about them because of how ridiculous they are.
Tomorrow.
>>565212416If you see an Oguri image do the opposite of what they say
>>565212187I dont want to be betrayed
>>565212416Gambling can always work or not
Umas that need to lose weight?
>>565212385>you wake up
>>565212580Not Super Creek that's for sure
Ahhh another day of cumming to asdkd123 umanko
neat
>>565212143i don't think i will
>>565212637Rude
>>565212580>Umas that need to GAIN weightftfy
>>565212678
>>565211873>female prostate
Bobo....
>>565212678SIX SEVEN
>forced to beat up teio in wakagoma stakes because the hopeful stakes rival win gave me some good shitsorry teiochang... hehe...
>>565212580>>565212671I need to put a baby in her so bad
>>565211890>japs are so homosexual they hated boob window paizuri pasa and giantess grassdiòs mio que esto suyo problemo? Pic unrelated
>>565212637But it happened bro.
>>565212759Okay then can you at least let me be the one to shove them up your ass instead of doing it yourself?
>>565212767Ardan, Cafe, Dober, Nishino, Natie, Taishin, DAAAHHHHBBBBYY, and Teio
>>565203608
>>565211873that is a very weird way of saying you've been abusing your bean
Every CM I picked my team based on how much I'd like to have sex with them at the momentand how they're running the correct style and distance
>>565213071the hand still looks so weird to me but I know she's like hiding her hand in the kimono like Gintoki doeshelios too cute
>>565212961I do like how you get differing magazine descriptions depending on your win rate.
>>565212481Troonstate
>>565212267>Taurus >Spurt doesn't work
>>565210427It's called "having manners", anon, you don't rape someone without saying "hi" first.
>>565205974>Wipe that plate clean!
shy japanese boys are intimidated by fiery latinas
>>565212580None. All umas should gain weight. Start clicking the bottom option in all gluttony events, NOW
>>565205974>>565213236why is that belly so hot
oguri can't be sexy
Night races are cool.
>>565205974>oguri pregnant Considering increased libido and cravings for women during this time, a pregnant Oguri would be hellish
>>565213236Please tell me that's pregnant cosplay and not just a prosthetic belly.
>>565213136Every CM I have picked my King and two others who I loveIn future CMs, this is expanded to be King and Kawakmi, plus one otherI wonder if it's better thematically for Kingu to be a debuffer/support to help Kawakami Princess win, or for Kawakami Princess to be chasing after King Halo
>>565213323Airbrushed to remove any blemishes or marksIts perfectly smooth
>>565212637This is literally the storyline in the wit neicha event chain
>>565213152
>>565213270The Architect...
>>565213470paripi gyaru love
>icarus is currently hardcoded to me Watch him take 2 months.
>>565213246Boobies....
Are there any events that give you Taiki stars? Otherwise its gonna take me 50 days to unlock her with legend races.
I wish gyarus were real
>doing pace chaser title>finally get straightaways from inspiration>get fucked in team races and can't get it's onclassic unity moment
>>565213651Just keep getting 3 daily shops you might cut that down by a few days.
>>565213703isn't it's on from riko
>>565213515ENOUGH! I got things to do
>>565213765team rank S
Is Cheer Halo any good?
>>565213870later on when evo skills happen
>>565213870lol
>>565213270I always pick the +100 options.>b-but your runGO BULLDOZER
>>565213703>>565213765It's on is from hitting team rank S. I can only guess he meant either getting his team title skill (No Stopping Me) or needed the bonus team rank to hit S before the end of URA
>>565213870she's good at getting impregnated by me
>>565213236>the chubby tummy isn't real this pain is constant and sharpnice suzuka and daiwa cosplay tho
Nice Neicha
It's not like any of the events is a masterpiece. Most of them are nothingburgers and the ones that are good are just cgct and will never receive any follow up
>really like Ayabe >but don’t have a lot of good feelings for Curren chan There is some deep irony in them having a lot of art together because of themes and being roommates
>end wasn't good in aries since spurt didn't work >end is better in taurus 2 but spurt still doesn't work Can anyone explain this?
http://poal.me/ru8d68http://poal.me/ru8d68http://poal.me/ru8d68
>>565214295the last event i read was the one that introduced kita and dia
>>565214413dont run end. This CM is gonna be front/late again
>>565214295I liked the Fantasy and Halloween one the most. None were abysmal, this one felt all over the place but Kingu and Nature as cheerleaders are simply too hot so it's all good
Do your dailies ok i guess this is the consolation prize from hoguri rape... nah
>>565214656machitan stop this.....
>>565214413oh no no no gwochacho does not knowchacho...
>>565214132Kissu kissu
>>565214497
>>565214656Technically, no event in the history of the game is abysmal depending on how much you care about the characters involved
>having to use clocks in the junior debut race
Congrats to the finalists. Second and third place trainers though will be passed around by the winning trio
Blast One Piece won 2nd place in the Cygames Cup GⅢ Class Track
>>565215082cute honse
>>565215082nice pants
>>565214728She needs to pay for her deboofing crimes.
Sorry danchou, I'm playing the AGP gacha right now
>>565215182maya doesn't have allat
thinking really hard about still's pornographic moans
>>565215008>that imageThank you for reminding me to make this unwanted soundpost
So who makes up the top 5?
>>565215424Rice and Doto most definitely
>>5652154241) Curren (the obvious) 2) Bourbon (she has downloaded all Uma x trainer javs)3) Oguri (iykyk)4) Super Creek (you just know) 5) Your favorite Uma
Curren WHORE
>>565215363
>>565215279She's been on a new diet.
w-we did it chat...
>>565215793….thats it? Just a title?!
precious bib soaked with the soil of Delmar and Marsch's sweat
Curren has never seen a penis in her life
>>565215793bwo you could have just done it in ura...
>>565215793why would you do this in MANT lmao
>>565215793>16 losses Is it really that hard...!?
The Mejiro aesthetic lineup... is complete
I'm done with mile races.This is fucking cancer.Never doing a mile race again unless there are no other mediums or longs available, G1s can fuck off too.
>>565215793There's 'good ending' in MANT?
>>565215871>>565215920>>565215956yes>>565215897>>565215906I thought it'd be safer in MANT since some goals in URA might actually fail
>>565215949You rike MANT? You want to train your fav uma? Well tough luck you fool. Says the cygay dev
wtf I actually got something from a free pull
>>565215793>>565216120I still need to do 5 more careers to unlock that mode, crazy you guys are doing alot of careers with this shit mode
>>565215939Mejiro Mejiro hikari no michi wo
>>565216210EXPLODE
>>565215939The Mejiro maker...
>>565202673Invite sent!
>>565215939sovl
>>565216210ASSPLODEEEEEEEE
Just managed to get fast learner and finish with only S+ because how shit my summers were (only a single speed weight the whole run too)Supports didnt finish their events anyway so wasnt too upset about it but man...
>>565215424king is up there
ok
Did you know? She can jiggie forever.
Looping sparks without a reroll option is soul crushing
https://files.catbox.moe/bcqnnp.mp4
>>565216350King doesn't give sloppy tops, she receives themhttps://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
>>565216585>both genitalsew ew ew why do they do this
>>565215424it is canon that super creek gives the best head
>>565216740>>565216740>>565216740ichiban bread
>great run>S aptitude >all skills acquired>speed short by 25 pointsI swear I am not gonna do nice things if I ever meet a cygay dev
>>565216350King would boast about giving amazing head, struggle to give good head, and then give up halfway through
>>565217019King would never give up. That's like her whole thingthat she never admits defeat, no matter how badly she does
>>565216350King would do this
>>565214415>Top vote is loyaltyIm glad to see we're all anti-cuck in here, but like, who hurt you all?
>>565216281Do I have to leave my current club to see the invite? I received nothing I think
