>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>565167875
erg is well and swell :)
Too many C tiers playing tonight, I won't queue, my streak needs to be safe.
>>565256985good choice
>>565256985Can you please queue and carry me and Sludge?
I need my teammates to be even less skill, it is the only way i can train myself to the calibre to which i aspire because if i can carry shitteriest specimens to win, then i can do anything
>>565256985Trve, sludgejeeta is queued and lagging the place up>>565257314weird third person post... so cringe...
>fat fucks
>>565257617thanks
>>565257617ERP* discord link
>>565256985creasy...
gg worm
the wormed (that was rough with no negation or LLTBT )
>>565257913you are a nigger flea to all fleas of the world
>>565258052but I dropped and pinged a LLTBT for you though
>>565258052i dropped an LLTBT and the shop sold negation
neat>>565258212I know but it had attacks impaired so i didn't want it
>>565257913Do it!
>>565257913m*shcuck is so pathetic...
>>565258273the shop had the DMG neg shield though
Never played this, played all the other souls games. Any reccomended mods? Looking mostly for visuals.
>>565258251kek
>Using LLTBT on ED BalancersYou didn't beat the game
>>565258431Elden Ring? No you don't need mods just make sure to look up "fextralife top broken builds pve 2026 get OP fast" before you make a character
Reposting in the active thread:I was ready to brag about a no fall raider run, but then draconic tree sentinel had to ruin things. No negations btw. We got amazing luck when it came to offensive options. But bad negation luck. We should have gone to the invader camp.But oh well, it was still a pretty good run.Speaking of LLTBT, I found like 3 or 4 of those last run. Passed on all of them. But it was weird.
>>565258431bro threres a mod that, get this, a mod that replaces the dragons with, get this, Thomas the tank engine lmao the dragons become thomas the tank engine rofl
Shifty was too busy clearing his 12th gaol, you have to understand
please, levi... one last post...
>/erg/ - Elden Ring GeneralYou know what’s coming, I will not show mercy
>>565258979what's cumming?
Let's all show appreciation for Trish.What's your favorite thing about her?
>>565257145couldn't have posted a trannier image
erg is finished
>>565259292My favorite thing about her is her mate Tinpo who earlier today stole my purple melee damage increase that I dropped by mistake.
>>565259292My favourite part about trish is that he's never that far away from another embarrassing public spergout for us to laugh at.The unfortunate part is that he has a humiliation fetish
>>565258251Where can I find a gf who looks like this
>>565259292>>565260081I get paid a few rupee each (You) and those are my posts
>>565258667Tragic...
>>565260230we know terr
>>565259292She’s such a good girl!
Why are there so many trannies in /erg/ now?
>>565260847>now
>>565260847fromsoft + 4chan + co-op focused game
>>565260230>>565260081you have great taste in girls
>>565259292her mysterious bulge
>>565260847Because everyone I don't like is a tranny, and /erg/ is full of people more skilled than me, therefore I don't like them.
>>565260847we're being raided by the 'cord
>>565260939everyone please evacuate to a safe area because this is a FACT FLOOD
>>565260847Name all of them or else they aren’t real
gg greg
The starscourge fight is so good setting and ost wiseThe phase 2 music is unmatched
>>565262336gg caligo invasion
gg divine bird warrior
gg Bugz
>>565262380Said no one ever
>>565262434MFWsorry I had no way to reach the moth LMAOshoul dprobably consider that next time
>>565262465Said me now
>>565260847/vg/ has an /lgbt/ hugbox tranny hotspot den focused on /xivg/ where everyone is either a flaming homo or a tranny. these spread out to other generals, killing the /vg/.see cupcake for example being from xivg, and as such, posts trannyshit and tries to ERP groom everything that moves.this board is doomed until that place is nuked
CEkinobros we are back
>>565263086>45% increased dmg taken if you fail a dodgeI wouldn't call that ce kino>lmao why would you ever fail a dodgeIf you dodge every attack then you don't need the extra hp anyway
>>565259765sorry, you could ping+atk me if that ever happened again I'd get it
why does fake shiftyduck still use the name
>>565260847It only takes one tranny to bring their entire groomercord into a thread
>>565260847notice how no one tries to start a fc anymore, the great revival was short-lived
>only ever invade on cosplay builds>never bm, only ever use hoslow's oath or other IC gesture>most people jump off a cliff after I kill their friend>still get comments like this on my steam profilei really miss the old days where you could message someone in two button presses instead of steam's bullshit, was a lot funnier
just realized u can jump throw kukris
>>565263792post your 'file I like to read people's enraged commentsalso:>invade daily in seamless>never ever someone commented on my profile
>>565263957why do you invade on seamlessjust for the hate comments?don't care, just wondering
>>565264086no, it's because I find people instantly and I also can use a great rune
>>565264201huh, neat. do that many people play seamless? Do you run into the same people?i'd think more people would turn off invasions on seamless than not
>>565264086because invading on vanilla is fucking impossible
>>565262850>realizing cupcake re-started the trend of erping and acting like an unironic troon in the Nightreign eraHoly shit
>>565264297yeah I end up re-invading the same people a lotwell, "a lot" is a bit of a stretch but every 20 invasions it's not unlikely to run into the same group thrice
>>565264574intradesting. I knew Seamless was popular, for good reason, but I didn't know it gained the popularity needed to invade like that.
When was the last time you saw someone using the ding ding bell?
>>565257617Why delete?
>>565264674if I were to guess I'd say seamless has a shortage of invaders, I remember some guy adding me probably because I was the first invader he he crossed paths with
>hardstuck Depth 4 on PS5What's the top 3 characters to carry in Depth 4 & 5?Build too, it would be nice
>>565263530>fake shiftyduckYou mean this dude? Xhe goes by dancing lion these days, don't deadname xher please.
>>565265371>I am retarded and need free wins with zero brainpowerIroneye>I want a guaranteed win but will need to dodge occasionallyBeastslop revenant>Haloslop tierDuchess with dormant reapers + dual balancers + affinityEnjoy your stolen valor
>>565265371Just play with us PSN /erg/ chadsWe will carry you
>>565264674seamless has been popular for invading since the feature was added
>>565265740>Just play with us PSN /erg/ chads>us
>>565265740lol
>>565265740Truth nuke. Everything is peaceful over here. No tranny drama. Just playing the game.
gg 2 pyromancers with no negation
>>565265807>>565265880Trannies seething>>565265969Hit the nail in the head with this one
>>565266073Did you accidentally +2 the seal instead of your fists?
>>565265718>IroneyeYeah I should play him, 2 dodges + cross damage boost is nice. >Beastslop RevenantI do have a build but my concern is at the end (vs Nightlord). Sometimes, I feel like the boss moves too much to hit this beast claw incant.>Duchess with dormant reapers + dual balancers + affinitySure. I just don't like how squishy she is. I know, I know... don't get hit but...>>565265740kek, I tried the pw once and there was no one for like 10 minutes.I do have the game on PC too but still play on console when I generate things on ComfyUI (can't really play and generate both at the same time due to performance issue)Nightreign is so funny man. I'm like "Let me boot up the game to relax" and this is the upcoming scenario
>>565266509what do you generate sis?
>>565266509We don't use the pw on PSNWe use the group chat invitesThose are way fasterWhat's your ID so I can add you
>>565266643Console groomer
>>565265371Ironeye/Wylder are the easiest. Probably Duchess as #3>Ironeye2x mark, poison start (if you don't have one use regular Sentient Pest relic its yellow) night invadersIf you have some combo of those on the same relic equip health, if yellow use the str respec regular relic if blue use ED AugurDeep relics you only need the relic that makes your mark do poison dmg either equip max hp or physical dmg after, arcane respec is not requiredYour job is to poison things and mark them. Your mark also does poison buildup. This is a very effective strat on anyone except Caligo, Augur and Heolstor >But Melee Ironeye is betterYes but this anon presumably wants the easiest choices.>WylderRed/Red/Blue chalice. Double balancer + earring. Deep relics bring bleed hook and physical damageUse your hookshot constantly, it revives, it builds up successive negation, it builds up bleed it's great.Either find a good greatsword and do skills or just pick up 2 greatswords and do jumping powerstance attacks.Keeping 2 greatswords equipped is good either way because power stance greatswords are extremely good at reviving. A running powerstance attack with them will ress 1 bar.Don't charge your ult when ressing it doesn't increase the revive, save ult on nightlords for reviving unless you're vs ED Caligo.>Duchess Double balancer invader or fp boost. Find skill power and a purple dagger with a ranged skill on it and ggwp.
>>565266185>>565265969You don't play the game
>>565267042>>565266509>>565265718Tldr on this reply chain?
>>565267215Kill yourself
>>565267215the jews want you to use a talisman that raises your (((stats))) in exchange of lowering your defenses
>>565266815Do not reply to me troon
Its gonna be balancers. calling it now.
>>565267178We actually play the game instead of being obsessed about clique tranny drama like you fags kek
>>565266596Just some cute anime girls. I should gen some girls from Nightreign too, gonna search a Lora for them.>>565266643>What's your ID so I can add youThanks but nah I'm good. We'll all eventually play on PC or Duskbloods on Switch 2, I can't wait bros...>>565267042Gonna try that Wylder build, thanks.
>>565268085Plenty of us play on PSN
>>565267178Project harder threadshitting faggot
>>565268085based genGODmay your blesses come SQQN
When do we fight club
>im busy generating promptsKEEEEEEEEEEK
>>565268408I'd host but I'm pretty sure it will be solitude metagolems running in circles
>>565269170Do not make fun of the Indian
>>565269173erg fcs were never like that save a few times
>press dodge>my character r1s>this happens at least 5 times on day 1>day 2>press r1>character dodgesHELLO
>>565269276Kek
>>565268085> Duskbloods on Switch 2Said no one ever
nt
>>565267779>>565268209Post hours
>>565269954I'm at 950
>>565269593>surge sprint away from an enemy>it throws an attack at me>press dodge>backstep towards the enemy and get hitlove to see it
>>565269434literally every time i have joined you guys for "fun" pvp it's been like this where i have to chase people across the arena, it's rly boring and they don't even put up a good fight
>>565270347YOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY IS FIREEEEEEE
ggpost
>>565270347i remember this one
Anyone else play Dota 2? I haven't played Elden Ring in a bit but I just got the sudden urge to see how many Dota 2 characters I could recreate and run through Elden Ring
>>565267042>least obvious Duchtroon post
>>565270681Brown post
>>565267649it was bugz, gg 2bugz
>>565269434>>565270347I miss tryna win with meme builds but so many people really wanted to try hard. Nothing wrong with that, just differences in what we all consider fun
>>565270645Ggs, I think Dreg's pocket sand double-hits.
>>565271025It does at certain angles
SEX!SEX WITH RANNI!
futa ranni
>>565271252>>565272069t. ranny
>>565226613Why would your butthole smell like that you naughty slut
Haru haru hermit is really funny to me for some reason
https://youtu.be/kVHZ6yVOkUE?si=zpfqnlV59B2I_w9b>Battles in the night>Blood and steel lie on the ground>Battles in the night>For tomorrow we'll be crowned>Again we'll rule the place>Where we were born>Beyond the echo of a thousand wars>Battles in the night
>>565274059This song is Nightreign coded is my point. Before anybody asks. Frozen Crown fucking rules.
>>565269954570h
hold on fellas let me buff before we fight a boss>standard>shared order>meat>boulder>proceeds to get gangfucked by two dogs jumping from offscreen at oncehell yea i'm helping
>>565274059What do you think of the current state of the thread druggie anon
>>565274954Honestly? Maybe a smidge better than it was earlier this year. More people are falling off so it feels less stagnant.
>>565274773>>standard>>shared orderDon't these overwrite each other? kek
https://youtu.be/9o0imRANjm0?si=BwnBUiOy1W0Lv2Rt>Unending nights, neverending lights>I know I could live for centuries>But they'll be the brightest I'll ever see>Stand by my side in the darkest times>As this tragedy seems to be>Always enclosed in our memories>Our night, it seems it's never over>Time after time, it seems we're getting closer>To the fires in the sky>Darkness is what I breathe>Nightfall will return>Shadows will never leaveThis one too. Extremely Nightreign coded.
>>565275716fucking probably, i didn't bother looking. I beat elden ring multiple times DLC included just unga bungaing through the game without using any buffs. I don't know WHAT the fuck works and doesn't work together.
>it's an invader swamp POI with z-tiers episodeat least I'm starting to remember which type of swamps have which spawn points for the invaders
>>565276000>t. c tier
>>565275967>>565275782>>565274059Most reddit posts I've seen all day.
>>565275967>>565275716just googled it, yeah they're both considered aura buffs so they overwrite one another. shared order is 10% damage for 60s, rallying is 20% damage + 20% DR for 30s
>>565275967Quick shorthand is that anything that applies to other players is an aura buff (standard, shared order, gv etc), anything that applies to only you is a body buff (meat, howl, fmgs)There's "unique buffs" that are freely stackable, idr all of them but I know jellyfish shield is one. And also stamina buffs are their own thing too so you can stack meat or crab plus a turtle neck and all the War Cry skills that give you dogshit charged heavies count as weapon buffs for some reason
>>565276308>>565275967heal buffs don't overwrite the other ones btw.
>>565276308I hate it
>>565276000>Talking about tiers>Doesn't even know invader spawns
>>565276181you forgot >>565274235
>>565276585for the swamps I just know that like 90% of them spawn inside the dungeon while one or two spawn on the topThe multilayered ones like ice and poison seem to spawn right outside the first corridor, the one with the big room before the boss has them spawn there. the blood swamp has them spawn up top, maybe the madness one too, idk.obviously the rest of the POI's are easy to remember and straightforward
You don't have to if you don't want to, but I would enjoy one game before bed...
>>565277515sure little buddy
gg normal birds, latest nvidia drivers got me stuttering, time to roll back
>>565277351Invader spawn positions in swamps is also variable based on if you take the shortcut or not on some of them
>>565278353That's stupid
>listening to eldne ring youtuber>can hear him trying to make his voice more feminine over the years>changes his profile nameoh god it's happening
>>565276000>>565277515>>565276585creepy...
>>565274059>Fuckers cut in half
>>565279049Whom
>>565279049I love vagueposting! King of vagueposting. Currently vagueposting!
Hes talking about vaati hes gonna become vaagina
>>565279049we need to study why fromsoftware fans tend to transition this much
>>565279384they glimpse the wisdom of the moon
>>565279474HRT the Fields, their children too. And their children, forever, troon.
>>565279515i like to imagine those two were invaded by the sweatiest tournament dweller tryhard and got their little power fantasy shattered by a cleanrot sword's pokes
>>565279515Do these people have a victim complex? If they didn't say they were trans, nobody would care. It's like people online going "hey I'm Jewish" or "hey I'm American" and then crying when they're reminded they live in a Monarchy of King Donald the First, and have lost all their rights.
Why would fromsoft do this
Kind of bored desu
>>565280098Name? For the bored list.
>>565280304Ramírez Pulgar de los Ponchos
>>565280304Don Diego de la Vega.
>>565279880Their entire existence is based around bitching and latching onto hobbies like parasites, what do you think
>>565279384they want attention
>>565279515These people are so corny and obnoxious
>>565272407are you saying it does smell like that?
>>565280098see >>565279114
>>565280304Xavier Dupont de Ligonnès.
GG fun run, wish we got ED Libra but still clean
>>565277515>hmm i think i can go for one more game>check time>sun creeping>fucking birds chirping outsideswear to god this game's worse than crack
Mmmm... yes I might create ANOTHER golden order undead hunter
>>565280397>>565280441its not funny i bet your name is billy bob or something gringos
>>565281031gg! ty for playing, that was the most disgustingly overpowered I've ever been. I really wanted ED Libra too.>>565281158lol those moments are so fun. I'm actually having a nice sleep schedule now, I've been waking up at 6am instead of going to bed at 6am.
>>565281281también onions latino, estúpido
>>565281347Yeah that beast claw was melting stuff. and np little buddy, ggs!
occult with seppuku? retarded??
>>565282089Oldfag here, idg the issue?
>>565279515Elden Ring is truly the most trans game in the franchise!
>>565282437You know by spamming shit like this you're just as annoying as the other side right
>>565281718“I knew you could do it little buddy. I’ve got my eye on you.”Thanks E.RG Rusty.
>>565279515I will go back in time to prevent miyazaki from releasing elden ring just so I don't have to share a community with these looney troonsFuck, they've even invaded /erg/. Nothing is sacred anymore zaki should've just made demon's souls 2
Wtf are you faggots up to
>>565282558AND I DONT MISS*fires fully charged wylder ult at the air*
>>565282325like is there a reason other than more physical damage to be using that infusion over blood, i dont imagine the improved arc scaling interacts with seppukus buff any
>>565282934Idk. I don't check the AR calculator
>>565282691gem
>>565283350No it's not a gem. Its poopoo
raptor talons are dogshit, literal zdps weapon, whoever said they're good is a dumbass
>>565282503I’m sure you’d very much like for that to be true
>>565282503uh oh ‘roon melty
>>565283468eeeeerm... their running R2 into R2 combo is good sis
>>565282503>
>>565282745LOL, cute. Wylder with Rusty’s voice would be overwhelmingly sexy
>>565283468Claws are just shittier star fists lol
I almost fucking lost my 0-9999 streak, both of my teammates three barred at Demon Princes during the first night and I had to solo and then they both died while all the Balancers were alive and I had like all of them on me
>>565284271Creature
Nightreign being abandoned has made me hate Duskbloods on principle
>>565284770Didn't ask
>>565284770Please buy duskbloods
>>565284770They actually made it very clear that NR wouldn't get longterm support. You fucks got spoiled by the Everdark and DoN dripfeed and imagined it would go forever. They said they don't see NR like that. You're fucking lucky they added all the cool free extras they did for fuck sakes.
>>565284770why? what's the correlation?
>>565284073fists are dogshit too, they do stance damage but no actual damage, might as well play gc guardian
>>565284901Unrelated but this is a good webm I hope the resident troons here watch it and then ack themselves
>>565284770We will make sure Duskchuds bombs
>>565284901>strangers try not to make eye contact with what their genetics tell them is an abomination (you)Phew, thanks for the clarification, I wasn't sure.
>>565285217I saw it and all I could think is how mindbroken they are by trannies to make that.
>>565285697Pic related.
>>>/v/737925640trooner lilies fan spotted in vee
>>565286209Serve your ban.
>>565286209That is a crazy match but it's not me
>>565286209>avatarfagging outside of /erg/You can't be serious, just how attention starved must you be
>>565286209Hey I play Nightreign and Darktide too. 3 million damage Purgatus staff Havoc 40 games…
Manta 2
>>565287626Stop advertising your channel, slut.
>>565287626her face looks so soft
>>565287738Guys can have skin like that too!
>>565287626erg girls look like that??????
>>565287626that's a man
>>565287879>>565287738do you even looksmaxx so you can jestergoon on the foids like Clavicular?
>>565284770Good>>565284901Also true >>565286508You have good taste wow :)
>>565287945Wrong. no man can be as unfunny as wraff
>>565286209I play Nightreign, Darktides, Hunt Showdown, and Cooking Simulator.
>>565280098What's your streak? If you're lower than Sludge then it's something to work towards since I know you're better than that
>>565283468Trish said they were good
>>565288101>Cooking Simulatorbased
Crimsonwhorl just saved my ass, it's really brutal to have three barred teammates while the 3 bugs are on you
>>565288869It's my guilty pleasure. I love to boot it just for a few dozen minutes and cook some meat.
>>565289084Nothing to be guilty about, the game is fun, I also love me some choreslop/sandbox games in my downtime
>>565289195House Flipper was also fun, through it fell to DLC stuff and a quick sequel.And then there's Viscera Cleanup Simulator, but this one is frustrating. Picking up every casing separately? Closing every bullet hole, one by one? UUUUUUUUUURGH.
>>565289071Did you win?
>>565289308>>565289195so many girls in erg
I want to be an erg girl
>DLC had a release date before launch>only started to work in said DLC after the game's release>had to artificially increase the "lifespan" of the game by adding only one "special" boss per week>limited seed amount>extremely simple "roguelike" "features">janky servers, piss poor matchmakingMy wish for the 1 year anniversary is that they close the servers so that everyone can forget it even happened. Only reason it's not getting the DS2 treatment is because Fromsoft is 10x more popular nowadays compared to 12 years ago.
>>565289390Girl? I'm no girl, ask /civ4xg/.
>>565289308>Viscera Cleanup SimulatorLove this one as well, my friend introduced it to me last year, it works great to replace the boring nasty tedium of a slow shift at work with epic gamer tedium of collecting bullet casings and then tallying them upHouse Flipper was cool but imo too janky, especially with placing furnitureAs soon as I burn out on Nightreign again I'm back for 500 hours of singleplayer choreslop yay
gg big fish, at least i had fun with my magic sword for everything else.
>so many girls in erg
Almost 7k damage per charged stormruler...
>>565289862gg worst nightlord
>>565289316Fucking barely, just saw the recording, I got interrupted but crimsonwhorl went through, that was fucking scary>>>/wsg/6137413That Revenant got downed 6 times
>>565289945oh my fauci xhe trishtinx is so beautiful...
>>565289945damn trish looks like THIS?
>>565289995Why didn't you just post the webm here
>>565290156It's over 4 mb and I'm too lazy to reduce it lol
>>565289945>>565290038>>565290097tinpo is so lucky
>>565290364I've missed your posts
today, it will be rosalina (in celebration of new storybook chapter)
>>565274698>570holy newfag
>>565290553huh
>>565289945this and my BWC
>this and my BWC
>>565290712?????????
>Hello? I'd like to order a type B dressed with Navy Hood, Gravekeeper Cloak (Altered), Gold Bracelets, Perfumer Sarong
>>565289607Viscera Cleanup is frustrating, because it's kinda fun to restore the area, burning stuff and cleaning blood, but then it's mixed with other stuff that I genuinely dislike, like moving buckets around.
>>565290589Been playing since day 1I just take breaks to not burnout
>>565289945terrjeeta looking good these days! transition goals!
>>565290961Daring today aren't we
>>565290961if you summoned me and I was wearing that outfit what happens then?
>>565291235we kill the boss duh
>>565291235Send you back to your whack ass world and tell you to get a job
>>565290984Depending on the map, I find collecting and burning shit to be the most tedious step. The welding gun tends to leave more shit to clean up/re-weld in the end so I usually pussy out of smelting gore with it and go back to slaving away with crates.Co-op is also pretty fun because you can yell at people for tracking blood all over the floor that's just been cleaned, very immersive janitorial experience.
>>565291802That's why I always turn off bloody footprints. I wish there was an option to turn off sabotage too, few things are as annoying as trying to get a bucket and get an arm three times in a row.
>>565291235You're beautiful prattling pate
>>565291235I don't summon. Invalid question. Try again.
>>565293063what if a type b wearing that summons you
>try to get summoned for coop>fails to join x infinity
>>565293287I don't put my sign down. Try again
>>565293405Deserved for being a yellowcel
>>565293479
>>565293554Shut up penis brain
>>565294258Uh oh, it's time to clean the hostcel's diapers again, you better join the smelly bluecel and hunt down that red or else you won't get the rune arc
>>565294418Shut up penis breath
>>565291235>if you summoned meWon't happen since I make sure to not summon pvp builds disguised as co-oper and type b trannies
What's with chinamen and the horns
what horns
We call 'em trantlers around here
why the fuck do heal incants not have huge res damage
Anyone got the type b extreme repentance webm?
>>565295515I don't know
>>565295783gonna hug this revvy
>>565295905Don't touch Revenant from Elden Ring Nightreign you sick freak
>>565295515Game sucks
>>565294804>>565295262>>565295351They're cute
>>565295959I will touch the doll. I will do it now.
>>565295985I'm sure you'd like to believe that
>>565296231Who is this semen demen?
is that norwegian femanon still around
NR getting anything else or is it officially deserted now
>>565296320gemmy?
>>565296386the one with the weird voice that did all the vocaroos
>>565296324The only thing left to do is to endlessly queue into the void with El Practicimo
>>565296324They haven't explicitly stated there won't be any other updates but I don't think they do that for any of their other games
>>565296506>>565296637Bleak
>>565296689You misspelled peak
gg gregnever lines...
>>565296013thisthisthis sometimes I don't know if I should pay attention to xheir horns or to xheir legs
>>565296757You are coping and also possibly brown, it's dying.
>>565297116amen
>>565297053cc?
gg posting at this time of the night? I thought you told me the ergestinians were genocided by the dsgraelites?
>>565297214>>565297116gaymen
>>565297535yes?
>>565297764Have my babies
>>565297826She's already dating practice. There's a fic about it
>>565297764Would you like to play some Rabbit & Steel?
>>565297636Ya im gaymen right now
>>565298692girl game
>necklace is better than 5 gaolsNyo…If only I had a better 3+ whip deep relic
gg guard counter duchess>>565298692sure, when?
>>565300283gg, wish we got the new map more often
>just float the eagle over the lava pit it'll lift you up>it lets me go and i fall to my deathIt is literally impossible to land on that left cliff
>>565300432i feeel i always get a really good weapon from the first camp or 2
>>565300283There is something nightmarish about this lobby
Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder spending quality time with his sisterwife and witchwife Schlop Schlop Schlop Ensuring the future of their happy famileee Schlop
>>565300717>3 people playing the same characters a million times in a row at the end of the queue
>>565289945How has troontinx not killed himself while looking like that? Imagine being born with no positive qualities. You're ugly, retarded, you ruin everything you touch, have AGP and your whole life is playing the same game all day. He has a truly sad existence; I almost feel bad for him.
>>565289945This thing is why we need witch burnings back
gg mystery adel
ggdel
>>565302825scholar/duchess combo is fun even though this never hit an enemy
>>565302819gg, black flames are fun. It would be funny if they made every hit of the buffed CR2 spew them though.
Should I play DS3 friede scythe or ER milady?
>>565301070Not true I have 120ish in duchess and 120ish in rev
>>565279515>I know... in my bones...>a mammal... cannot change their gender... not even humans...>a man... cannot become... a woman... *gets cancelled*
>>565303192>and 7000 in wylder
>>565256728> be Bandai>We need Skyrim-level numbers>They’re using their increasingly popular and reliable studio for this>They make an open world that’s worse than Skyrim by almost every measureER is great, but you have to be a bitter Bethesda fanboy or FromSoftware fanboy to claim that open world is any good. It fails at the basics, like the day-night cycle, which is based on Dragon’s Dogma but is worse than in Dragon’s Dogma. In fact, every system the game steals from other games is immediately worse than in those other games. Everything related to From's classic gameplay loop is great. Combat has never been better. But I hate the crafting, I hate the loot, and I hate everything related to the game's “exploration.” Nightreign felt like their true vision for the game, but if it was a cash grab, it's the best one they've ever done
>>565302962Need the god combo of scholar/recluse/dutchess to instantly kill everything in the radius so the 20 seconds the dutchess damage buff lasts can have some time on the boss.
>>565303212Why did they bury him in a coffin full of ears?
>>565303268True, the 2 hour horse grind at the start of every run if you want to run a build is agonising and the dungeons suffered immensely so that we could run to an empty field and fight a dragon. If there is ever an ER2 I hope they learn and tie progression to defeating bosses or areas and reduce the stupid level system, 100 points in every stat is needlessly bloated
I’m not usually someone that cares about what other people are doing but the amount of people on the password that play only one character is a bit weird
>>565304042what else do you expect?
>>565303779Those are ears he took from jeenine wannabes back in his old days as a darkmoon blade.
>>565304042post weight and bed time and ingame hours
>>565304302I do like having a main. But every single game, doing the exact same thing. I just can’t wrap my head around the mindset, is it to prove something? Or is it some infatuation.
>>565304397everyone ive seen who sticks to one character usually switches up their relic builds and melees switch up their weapons a lot. i just cant fathom caring and you never seem to give a real response, you've gotta just be another schizo at this point
'keko on the telly
>>565285032retardjeet actual thinks this
>>565304042>months after game release>normgroids have moved on>casuals have moved on>all that remains is obsessive autistic peopleI think its obvious why they(we) do it.
>>565304397it's not really always the same thing unless you're playing around a dormant or specific spell schoolmelee players will use whatever cool weapon they find - the nightfarer they play doesn't change much about melee being melee but the weapons they get do
beginning to think at least 90% of the thread is full of ydptg'ers at this pointlike really I just can't imagine gossipping or giving this much of a shit about the most minor things like oh my god did you know creasy freaking had 3 negations when i only had 2 ??? c-tier blocked yikes lets have a 6 hour 100-post reply chain about this epic saucy drama!!
>>565304770weird cope out of nowhere, greasy
>>565284770>>565284073>>565289564>>565300432>>565303147creepy
>>565304678It's just the usual schizos trying to stir up shit. You can't beat a loser with infinite free time who doesn't value their time or even believe a single word they themselves post
>>565304528But like people who play iron eye or duchess nonstop. The skills trivialise the game regardless of relic build or weapon type. If someone played halo slop or beast claw rev nonstop and got to the point that they could solo the entire map and did it 5000 times in a row would we not have a problem with them? Because those two characters at base are basically on the same level as those two builds.
>>565305109Ydptg. You just don't. I'm not giving you another real reply. Kill yourself.
>>565304042It is weird and it is boring to play with but whatever
>>565305250I mean I played Guardian, but I was a dead weight and everyone blocked me.
>>565305087you're right i see him trying to bait me
>>565305142I am kind of curious of your mindset but I was more just speaking my mind. It’s like if you played a souls game 1000 times in a row but picked up the super broken status katana in the first area and kept beating the game over and over again. Like no one thinks you’re a good player at that point, there isn’t any fun to be derived from it, what are you achieving?
>>565305765The last 2 words of my previous reply actually address this entire post
>>565304397>>565304042You seem upset?
>>565305928I think the people telling me to kill myself seem a tiny bit more upset
>>565306112>upset status: confirmedkino
>>565306112Zamn that’s a mic drop moment right there fr one tricks in shambles
>>565304042I get where you’re coming from but it’s not like this is exclusive to nightreign. People maining top tiers in fighting games, using the best gun nonstop in some shooter, using the strongest army and strategy in some rts. I think it’s a two pronged mindset of they enjoy winning even if winning becomes a mechanical process and they typically seem to think it shows some greater level of skill or deeper understanding of the game. It’s a bit stranger in nightreign since it’s a PvE game and the enemy isn’t constantly improving or trying new things but I guess it’s the internal glory of looking good on the password that drives them to do it. The players who do it are typically respected as the best so you can probably make a case that they’re correct since they get their rewards.
trying a lil too hard sis
If a revenant player did the prayer gesture and I did the warm welcome gesture would it look like they’re jerking my dick?
>>565302819bro plays all day everyday
>>565289945Im pretty sure this is levi? one time they posted their hair and their body looks similarly greasy Idk
>>565306964Finally someone makes a good post. I thought I was going crazy and started thinking I was the weirdo for thinking it was strange. I guess their angry replies sort of indicates that they’re just insecure people
I can't believe randos think I'm pinging a divine tower when I ping the invaders in the bottom layer of the map, these niggers are unbelievable
>>565306964That's the funniest part because nobody actually respects them we all think they're just autistic weirdos
>>565308118I’ve seen it a load of times, people who want to be seen as the best in a small community. I’d personally either just block them if you don’t enjoy playing with them or move on yourself because they won’t change
>>565306964>enjoy winning even if winning becomes a mechanical processGod this explains Practice so well. He’s like a robot at this point
>>565304528>duchess/ironeye but with a diff build>Woooow so much variation
I hope all this shitposting results in revenant practice and guardian cc. That would be funny
>exact same posting styleYou're not fooling anyone
Yesterday I played meele recluse with necklace and dormant straight swords, since a lot of them are int scaling, was kinda cool. Both respecs so I could also use the holy stuff.>>565308951Good vaguepost. Go get them pattern recognizing anon
>>565308921>Practice without 10k hp>cc without their dodgespam2winThat would make Z tier lobbies look competent
>>565309071I think they're doing it on purpose because they want to be called out so they can continue yapping
>>565309152Practicnx would still cheat with his seed checking
After playing Duchess so much she made me sick, like you don't even interact with the game with her dodge
>>565308921I wish I still had the terr as revenant image, so creepy
>>565283468>raptor talon badSis your charged r2s?? They have good motion valueComparing stuff to star fists is just silly starfist were broken since base game
I do like how this shitposter seems to have personally offended a one trick so much that they’ve become a post analyst
raptor talons can be red tier while ball fists are stuck at purple, case closed
>>565309623Your motion values didn’t seem so good in this webm
>>565309790Your right that's awful
>trish is awake>anti-Practice posts skyrocket
>cc defending his boyfriend
>>565309871I'm over it I've been experiment with builds againCan't blame a dude that plays the same tryhard build all day every dayPlus I had my revenge forever ago
>>565309941At this point cc has more games than practice in a day than me and tinpo, best duo
>>565310034with*
>I'm over it>immediately makes another shitpost as soon as his post cooldown is up
>>565309941Don't forget shiteazu, they should all have sex and their dirty talk is shit talking me"Oh yes I hate trish so fucking much cc ughhh"
>>565310227haha upset? Im just kidding I know your not duoing
>>565308921>>565309505
>>565309961Anyways didn't practice grief me because that same day he had lost his streak before to demons with belan and sludge? It's actually all their fault
Being a post detective is crazy work
>Ping a very specific location to spawn invaders in an ideal spot>People just run straight through the fucking POI making it all go to shitWhy can't people just go around holy fuck
cc accusing trish of cheating relics then duoing with an out and out seed checker cheater in practice.
>>565310756I dont even know why she hates me so much and she doesnt either, imagine an erg utopia where we all play together, infinite queues!
>"I'm over it">replies to himself 10 minutes later still seething about itYou just can't make this up.
trannish and troonpo sitting in a tree, h a n g i n g
>>565310891I said i'm over it so now I can't mention it ever again?
>>565310928I was being facetious
>>565309961I wish cc would unblock you. You're my 10th favorite S tier
>>565311246kek the S tier population sounds healthy!!!And no she never will anon
>>565311380You should beg and apologize to her!
>>565311441I used to beg all the time and it didn't work They hate me more than israel or smth
>>565311246Who are your S tiers?
good morning erg!!
>>565311441I'd be down to humilliate myself with a phat apology if cc wanted
https://youtu.be/KbHXisXdd2cPUT IT IN REVERSE TERR
>>565311528I'm an S tier. So is Trish, sludge, cc, el practicino del Taco grande padre, shifty, basically every active player besides creasy and tinpo
>>565311534Good morning!>>565310483Kill yourself!
trish would never insult someone unless they insulted her first Except Belan for some reason, fuck that guy for losing a game one time
>>565311879I meant practice was tilted from the day he lost to demons lmao but otherwise trvke
>>565311927You said "their fault" meaning Belan and Sludge
>>565311879Trish is so nice except when she's not and I think cc should unblock her
>>565311879Belan would never do that
>>565311513You're supposed to tell her you're sorry for sperging
>>565312010It's their fault he griefed me maybe because he was so tilted he was like aight fuck everyone streak, I also had dooozens of normal games with prac cuck
I don’t really want to play with some duchess only autist anyway
>>565312085I-I'm sorry for being such an anoying sperg orz!!!
>>565312037I want the unblockening to happen so we get some better thread content.
>>565311534you should go back to sleep rya-anon, trish is having another episode
>trish hours
Mush, Yys and Ender Lillie’s fan are the only to true erg S tier
Stop gaslightning me Im not having an episode Im fine
>>565312395>mushjeet self namedrop episode 9039so lame and pathetic...
>>565258340>>565268085>>565296231>>565309071>>565310483>>565312236Wow these women sure are built exclusively for revenant's enormous futa cock
>>565312468Post your fav futa rev pic lately
>>565312395So true
I thought a new tier list is coming
>>565312834S tier: MeA tier: (You)
>>565312395No lies detected
I liek mush he's fun, solid player and always does goofy emotes with me!
>>565313234>troon likes the troon chaserNo surprises here.
>>565312529https://x.com/i/status/1973770230179463235This is all my all-time favorite
>>565313413Ough hot, good taste revbull
>>565313413
>>565313413https://x.com/Dakooo_sito/status/2024964869657661820/photo/1Need to knock up the pw duchies like this and have an erg family
>drop a godfrey's axe for raider>he spends the entire boss fight hitting heolstor with a knife with black flameraidergroids are a different breed of retarded
>>565313413They do this every night and everyone is forced to hear it btw
>>565313983Revenant is the Roundtable's real stud
I hate streamers I hate ppl who are happy doing what they like!!!
>>565313921https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1952/6eeca593778787b3fb289b366bf82c6c.jpeg
>>565314379Can you do this to me if I job on Recluse?
>>565313234Who else do you like?
>>565314438No I don't erp just imagine an AU where rev is a sex crazed futa gremlin>>565314165This is true she also rapes and turns the male nightfarers into sissy fucksleeves too
>>565314549Gengis Khan he conquered almost 31 million square kilometers in 25 years, what a man
The hell is this? Why are there two now?
>>565315042I was hoping you were going to say my name next
>>565315296Hehe give me a clue
Woah, there's so many brown people in here.
>>565315093Retard
I'm over it.
queue
>>565316778Why? It's 5am.
>>565317126So? prime queue hours, chop chop, before wagie cagie
>>565316778>play with one trick autists
>>565317354I play every n*ghtfarer but guardian. I'd play guardian if he was a cute paladin waifu ngl
Tung Tung Tung Sahur vs Genichiro Ashina 100% true hitless
>>565311879>fuck that guy for losing a game one timelmao I'm probably the player that loses the most pw runs tho not that I care
>>565317554You got that in your recommended too?
>>565318390kek yes
Is the chicken wing from the big bat niggers stil lthe best weapon in Elden Bling?
