Previous: >>565240689>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>565259709>>565259875Found it
I'm a frontgod so I will be rolling for the part timer.
>>565260279For (Me)?
Yes. Your favorite uma loves (You). Rejoice.
>>565260279KITA!!!!
If Gold City screaming at you in public and calling you a weird annoying stalker caused your dick to move, you are allowed to speak. Anyone else can sit the fuck down.
wahey
Digitan LOVE
>>565260378Cute.
>>565260380Good luck.
>>565260378never forget the Christmas date
just watched a 20 minute video about how bad CM12 was for a 'tuber's mental health.
Need more umas attacking digitan
>>565260479I like to ragebait Shiichi on a daily basis in hope of her doing this one day.
>>565260502YAY
>>565260517I couldn't find any hyper muscle helios art to reply to you with "whey" so just pretend I did
>>565260613Does this count?
>>565260515I could've picked Jordan and still went with City
>>565260479Me on the left
>>565260610I'm a faggot... And thats OK
>>565260378>>565260563fucking hell man, I have become such a minmaxer I just skip everything now. Where do I sign my Brian apology form
>>565260610The fiance and her thank you for the support
>>565260719that one's good, should have just posted a Luna picture...
DON'T DATE YOUR TRAINEEIS YOUR JOB, KEEP IT PROFESSIONAL.
>>565260724Yes
Post umas that are NOT for (You)
>>565260563training is her love language fucking autist
My job... is to... continue the Mejiro bloodline...
>>565260702YAYYYY!!!!
My job is to become a Mejiro Maker
>>565260610Why would you do that to yourself.Feed yourself meaningless propaganda on purpose
>>565260889correction needed
>>565260796>Where do I sign my Brian apology formYou can do it in paint after you do a whole Brian career without skipping
>>565260851I second this.The most I do for my trainee is hold her hand out in public when she's nervous and let her climb into my bed when she's scared, lonely or cold.Be better guys, we're adults here ,. we can't accept their advances, it'd be wrong.
>>565260851Well, then we would just have to date each other
>>565260889so this is why her trainer gaslights her for the next three years
>>565260563>>565260378>>565260796My contribution to the Brian discourse
>>565260851I'll wait until after she quits running. But I WILL return her feelings after.
they're drinking juice
>>565260851>if you want ningens you got aoi and riko>if you want umas you have light hello and sugar lightstheres literally no reason to date your trainee when you have a plethora of beautiful co-workers of both races to date
>>565260889BakushinKEKS your response?
-The Satonos bow to doto-In contact with umaliens-Possesses psychic-like abilities-Controls l'arc with an iron but fair fist-Own tracks & training centers globally-Direct descendant of the three goddesses-Will bankroll the first cities on uMars (Dotograd will be be the first city)-Owns 99% of human/uma DNA splicing research facilities on Earth-First designer babies will in all likelihood be doto babies-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetuman monasteries & umArea 51-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented lack of goofups with her-She owns nanodoto R&D labs around the world-You likely have dotobots inside you right now-learned fluent French in under a week-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with doto. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. doto-she is are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society-In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she doesn't goof up.
>>565260851didn't CBT dad married his trainee?
>>565261130wei!
>>565261013Flash, take this trainer to Düsseldorf.
>>565261183Any response would be cope.
>>565261162Tell me more about Light Hello and Sugar Lights.
>>565261186I wonder what's Meisho Tabaru's role in all of this
>>565261162Post more Light Hello boobs
>>565261162nah, I'd rather talk with Digitan about Umamusume for >10 hours everyday
>>565261101Was waiting for his bald head to get slurped
We rolling for Mr. CB tomorrow /uma/?
>>565260926yay yay yippie happy YAY
Gold City feet in my mouth
Ramp Up vs a second point in med straights or med corners? Late surger btw
So which tracks is Neicheers unique good on?
>>565260610mambro...
>>565261332Find a girl that licks you the way Air Groove licks her torena
>discourse
>>565261087>Plus, I'd rather spend time with you than by myself
>>565261237AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEI DON'T WANT TO GO TO GERMANY
>>565260613Sweep Pea....
>>565261274Double braided Creek is too powerful
This place is so easy to ragebait
>>565261275ROBOT THREESOME
>>565261162why would I date old umas like light hello when I can date someone hip, young and spry like Maru
>>565261087don't forget this
Don't remind me of my CM finals like that, King...
>>565261162I'd rather go traveling the world with Stego.
>>565261162What about Tazuna?
why does City have not one or two but three different dialogue trees for every race outcome
/uma/bfs are in short supplyWe will begin to auction them off to highest bidder
>drei glaser.jpg>drei glaser.jpg
>>565261646The Mejiro and Satoon will just steal all of them again.
>>565261337400 pulls baby
>>565261369chu~
>>565261784Sex with Speed Symboli.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsAeOtJyg3kThoughts?
>>565260851Someone should write a romcom about a trainer pretending to not be in love and a tsundere uma
>>565261337Light Hello/Agnes Tachyon are in 2 months
>>565261639She doesn't? At least not in MANTBlazer.
>>565261905Buy an ad thoughts
>>565261736All proceeds will go towards helping repopulate /uma/bfs for future generations
>>565261162>theres literally no reason to date your traineeI beg to disagree, Sir
inef sujin is a prostitute
>>565261784Heard Tracen actually let these milfs in, what the hell were they thinking?
Anni is in 2 more months right? Took a break after the half anni and I wanna start playing a bit before anni for the gibs
>>565261876CHUCHUCHUCHUCHUCHU
>>565260502>>565260702>>565260926she owes me paizuri
>>565261907I'll add it to the backlog. Hopefully I'll get off my ass and do some of my backlog tomorrow.
>>565261985Did you just miss the entire anniversary we just had? Bricked.
>>565261985the next one we get is 1.5 Anni
>>565261907good god, how hard would Dober furiously masturbate to a story like that? The schlicking could be heard and smelt for miles
>>565261948>>565261774
>>565261985
>knocked out shakur with poisoned chocolates >doxxed shakur FOR NO REASON so she'd be forced to work for free for Rudolf>puts onions sauce in OperaO's coffee>messes up operao's fan fest play because she's seething Ayabe got a bigger part than her>convinced operao to stage a play where she gets murdered by doto>shakes all OperaO's carbonated drinks before handing them to her>knocks out OperaO regularly by "accident" >tries to convince Fuku to settle for mediocrity and lose in the Karuta event>reminds Fuku of that her sister is dead while she's grieving her>throws the team race by breaking her own bike by "accident" so OperaO/NTR team loses>broke shakur's PC>broke the vending machine so that Kris S couldnt use it>fed her sandwich to El's bird so she could snitch to tazuna
>>565261404I'd usually get a different skill since it's a separate wit check.You can also check which skill would benefit you the most in terms of lengths here https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>take a rest before the debut raceUmazing start
>>565262059>>565262073wtf? The game launched in June? Why the fuck is anni already over
You bastard CB propagandists are going to make me waste carats on her support card when I don't even play End Closers. Enough!
Is professor important this CM? I can run either Fuku or Kita w/ TopRo borrow as my 2 speed cards.
Hello Aigaomobaba is my favorite pixiv tag.Which Umamusume is for me?
>>565262096
>>565262096all of that? an accident
>>565262303Teio
>>565261784Who are they? The one on the left looks familiar.
kingu love
>>565262230If you want to pull an a card you'll actually use wait for smaru bwo
>>565262096Team Canopus had the right idea
>>565262371I don't train Front Runners either though
>>565262246TopRo Gold skill gives you Firm Conditions and Right handed. Only half the gold works so it isn't worth buying or using her
here is your trainee for (you) bwo
>>565262096>onions
>>565262308I adore that page, it's so good and amusing
>>565260889From what I remember, Rudolf didn't have any for (You) moments. As an idol, Falcon seems like an easy no.
>>565262381I saw one reply about that somewhere that they didn't need to hold her down since she'll agree to help but if they let her helped them Doto would have goofed up and ruin everything
>>565262482That's what makes it so great, it's good for any position
>>565262230don't pull on her card unless you're already all-in on end closers. Do not waste your carats, that would make CB sad, and she wants to support you properly, after all. Do, however, pull CB when she releases as a trainee in November!
>>565262496how do you explain this to Tazuna?
>>565262496>Has a plush of herHoly whipped.
>>565261905unsubscribed when she took on the VFtrannytuber avatar.
>>565262549falco is an easy whore
DANCHOU WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US
>>565262482>gets bricked in every league of heroes
>>565261942yea she does, all four outcomes different dialogue at least in her career story
>>565262613>>565262715I already have MLB Kita and NTR though. Do I really need another speed card?
>>565262686
>>565262695Make one more of these faggot schizo posts about me and I'm logging in to disband the club
I wish I was King Halo.
>>565262754>he rolled for NTR
>>565262754NTR is shit after MANTblazer
testing my seiuncm13 555442195554421955544219
>>565262695WHO WOULD THE CROWN GO TO WHO WOULD BE RANDOMLY CHOSEN
>>565262647>Do, however, pull CB when she releases as a trainee in November!Yeah I think I'm probably going to do that.
>>565262847based do it
>>565262856>18 umas
Post something cool
>>565262754>NTR Yeah that was your first mistake, I'm sorry...
I need to stop using clocks on parents
>>565262856oh oops I made it 18, remaking486714654867146548671465>>565262946YEAH SORRY
>>565262754>NTRoh no bwo...
>>565262847Why are you even here if you haven't logged in 9 days
>>565262920
>>565262647prove she's for (Me) and I'll pull for herpinky promise screen cap frfr
>>565262754No version of NTR is good bwo.The card sucks, the uma sucks, the alts suck, even the 4chan posters suck
>>565262861I hope any of these
THIS CARD FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!>HEHEHE AGEMASEN!!!FUCK YOU!!!!
>>565262852>>565262853>>565262991>>565263042I got her to MLB in 200 pulls and she's been really useful for me so far so I don't regret it. You're all just jealous!
>slight blush>that delayed reaction>w-what's that supposed to mean?CUTE
>>565262695I 'member the good old days when us Mambros would go to Japan to watch the Arima Kinen together with Danchou...
>>565263119true but imagine the glovejobs
>>565262956
>Got Groundwork from Falco on turn 1OK can i now switch out this 0LB Falco for something else
>>565262549Rudolf has that scene where you dance with her on christmas, but it wasn't framed as super romantic and your relationship with her before that is pretty normal.
>>565263147she looks like a fat 45 year old woman here
>>565263115The card is good. You're just jealous as well!
>>565262613she's gonna be a bit rough during GL speed/wit spam but will age very gracefully as we advance toward the highlander meta
>>565263175me on the left
>>565263147If only they let the original dialogue intact then it would have been a lot sweeter
>>565262492Wait what? Weren't people saying firm course menace was mandatory at this distance?
>>565262847bwo thinks he's dancho lmao!
>>565263298Ra...
>>565263005resultsdoing another onecm13101276201012762010127620
>>565263264you look like a fat 45 year old fucking manoh wait...you aredie.
With this provocative doodle you have been enticed to join /Uma/ Club!/Uma Club/: the club: the movie based on the #1 hit broadway musical "Ichiban! My School, My Horse, and I" will have a couple spots for some cool torenas come May!Reply to apply!>>565263119Sakura Stam card has 15RB and no agemasen. It gives a ton of skill points too.
>>565263175>that Maruzensky avataroh boy, I know who THAT is!!
>>565263130good for you, but that doesn't change that you will be back to one good speed card after MANT
I cant hit 200k fans for NTR by summer on Tiara route
>>565263387I wonder where he is now
>>565262695
>>565263425I'm not using it for the RB, I'm using it for Speed Star
>>565263421Sex with finemo
>>565263443But is Maruzensky really the answer? Shouldn't I wait for the Tachyon banner instead?
Which three of the following should I make my Derby teamFantasy PasaRegular Oguri RudolfBrianGolshi
>>565262596...did she agree to help, though?
>>565263317Don't tell me they toned it down again? I remember they did something like that with Cafe's Christmas event.
>anons already have CM13 aces readyFucking how? CM 12 literally JUST ended today. Don't you guys have other things to do?
>>565263413>6 front runners
>>565263425>discord free but that is a lie...
>>565263441At that point it was me, about 4 months ago>>565263470I chat with a guy in thread here sometimes who said he was kicked for flatlining He wishes us well
>>565263119speed star is honestly not that big of a dealthe most infuriating part of this card is the low prio so you get absolutely screwed most of the time
>>565262754ntr is only good for this scenario, you should have rolled for throne instead
>>565263364That was for the previous CM because it was a Right handed and Firm conditions CM. You want Firm Conditions and Right handed for NTR Gold skill to be worth using.If you're running Fronts and want a guaranteed green you can use her but otherwise I wouldn't bother
>>565263615forced meme
>>565263575>Cafe's Christmas event.Now I'm curious.
>>565263539get SMaru only if you really love Front Runners and will run them a lot. If not, Tachyon is a good card, albeit more so for pacers. I guess you could skip her, too, holding on until Pasa in March, but having a sidegrade to Kitasan in July wouldn't be bad at all, even at the price of 60-90k carats.
>>565263715You won't trick me that easily.
>>565263413resultsty for roomsgolshi game
how important is killer tunes for CM13?
>>565263494I know.>>565263615why would I lie anon? I'd just say so if we had oneprobably the only discordless club in top 100
>>565263818irrelevant, you want NSM
>>565263539if you play pace chasers, yesif not, then maruzensky is cheaper to get working (usable at 1LB, can use 1.5 anniversary selector) and you can borrow tachyon for GL, although 400 pulls for tachyon should net you a decent light hello as well
urara sex
>>565263619just before you BETRAYED Mambo?! you MONSTER!
>>565263575They toned it down by a considerable amount. In the original trainer accidentally confessed to her "Ayabe ga suki dakara!". Although people were saying the reason for it was "It's awkward to directly translate it".
>>565263818Very good, NSM is too RNG so gambling on Nimble from a FineMo hint is better than using the Yeppers brick
>>565263870but /uma/ said NSM is a gaslight and nimble is good enough
>>565263916wasn't this official? why did they sexualize Urara so much in her manga
>I thought I was debating an anon about umas>suddenly open my eyes>I was asleep on my chaircome the fuck on I'm not that old
>>565264076
>>565263791>>565263902Naruhodo... Even though it's sometimes a nightmare to get acceleration, Pace Chaser is my favourite position so I think I'll skip Maruzensky and save for 400 pulls on the Tachyon banner instead. Although...>usable at 1LB, can use 1.5 anniversary selectorMaybe I could do 200 pulls and use the selector if need be...Thank you both for the advice.
>>565264043yeppers. Urara is the most sexualized character by Cygames
building for CM13 fucking sucks. I can't fit everything I need into a deck.it wouldn't be so bad if I didn't need a gold recovery, but now I have to awkwardly shove rice/creek into the deck
>>565263963Yeah because itd be the equivalent of trainer accidentally referring to the trainee as a wife or girlfriend. There's just no way to make that natural and not completely out of left field
>>565263752This is the original one.>>565263963Fucking hell what's so hard about "Because I like you"
>>565264068Bro your lower back...
>>565264131pace chasers will use tachyon + kitasan/pasa for a long time, so yeah, get her
>>565264043it was a different time
>>565264180Cute...
>>565264287keep posting this Maya
do you guys pick top or bottom? I pick bottom but sometimes it really fucks my energy in the long run
>>565263747>>565263836>>564979548
>>565264174fuck off
>>565264376Always top unless I have 20 or less energy
>>565264376gambling on the bottom option 35 times gets tired, only pick topor bottom when you're like 20 energy
>>565264376I always pick bottom.
>>565264376top always, I dont want more rng on shit MANT runs
>>565264420Look at the sky right now. Next Year, you will remain the exact same zombie you are now, and nothing will have improved.
>>565264293
>>565264174it's not natural in japanese either.
>>565264376always bottom unless i'm doing another race and i have 21-25 energy
>>565263902>1.5 anniversary selectorsI keep forgetting these are a thing. We get one even as f2p, right? I used the first one to get Creek MLB, what support cards can the 1.5 anni selector be used on?
>>565260502KITA━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!
what uniques do I want for an end?anchor + MPB? or redshift?
>565264418jealousy is not a good look anon
>Oshiwife mention at the start of the thread Awesome
>>565262492>>565263720There's no separate check for rotation in the conditions for Firm Course Menace and the NTR card doesn't even have Right-Handed as a skill
>>565263752>>565264180>>565264350Here's the same event right now>festive meal
>>565264565there's only the free one, half annis only get paid selectors starting with 2.5it goes up to maruzensky/nakayama, but the only other new card worth using it on is CB
>>565264582MPB, Pump, and Red Shift. If you can only get 2, Red Shift and MBP
>>565263576Speaking for me, I got lucky on runs a LOT very quickly for Taurus. I quickly found the right deck, and my runs mostly had medium S, so it took 1-3 runs per uma. I've got four potential aces ready to go. Might remake one or two of them but it'd be fishing for spring runner on top of stats and med S and I'm lazy so I don't know if I will.
>>565264376always gamble with bottom
>>565263812thanks for hosting bwo
>>565264116horses are so cute
>>565263963I never expect anything good from useless "translators"
>>565264530and you'll keep being a retarded troonthe point of that event is that it is supposed to be awkward
>>565264695good to know. I'll hoard mine until after I dump my wad on SMaru in August rerun, and maybe the 800 rolls on her and Tachyon will have gotten me a CB spook that I could bring to 1lb, that would really tickle my jimmies
>>565264715
>>565264680WHAT A JOYOUS OUTING
>>565264884Yeah awkward not fucking retarded
>>565264956as it is now it's fucking retarded
>>565264969this is not witgod you newfag why are you spamming this
>>565264068>Spending your retirement life with Super Creek.Imagine...
It's a cultural norm thing, it's a lot harder in english to make a teacher accidentally referring to their student as a wife/gf as something "cute""But trainers arent teachers!"Racing is part of an umas curriculum, of course torena is a teacher
>>565264642oy vey I've been found out
do you get moving past early when training lates?
>>565264680>can't say date>can't even acknowledge Christmas is a "holy day"Localizers were a mistake.
>>565264068>/uma/ will get random 4chan and MANT dreams when older, long after the game EoS'd
>>565263425What's the quota? I'd be more sold on applying if you guys were S and not S+ desu; i've done 75m+ fans this month for comparison.
are we seriously having this shitty conversation again
>>565265076Farming (you)s from autistic spurgs like you. NTA, but I do the same thing sometimes.
https://poal.me/hufwsohttps://poal.me/hufwsohttps://poal.me/hufwso
>>565265285Funniest one yet was YAMERO = END FASCISM
>>565264712Red shift + MPBif you're greedy add Pump
>>565265134if only that were their only “mistake”, defend these translators should be considered a troll attempt
>>565263247Oh yeah, I remember that. It was during a event where she got to take a break from her student council duties, right? Not quite romantic, but still a sweet moment alone with trainer on the rooftop.
>>565265427I thought that was just a meme
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6_L5DVZNboY
>>565265340I don't have dreams though.
>>565265427>daily fascism support: +0.01
is Maya's ult bad this cm?
>>565265134A date isn't always romantic even in English.If you're going out with a single guy friend you'd be able to call it a date
>>565265340I'll be playing umamusume 3
>>565265437lol my bad >>565264582
>>565265541maybe so, but a Christmas Date in Japan is very romantic and would be perceived as such.
>>565265134>for cultural reasons I'm going to keep changing the script hehehe
>>565265516
>>565265130Cuddling with Super Creek even when I'm 75 years old
>>565265537No, it's a hybrid accel+speed so it's always useful. The activation condition is kinda shitty but it works. If you're talking about the child bride, then it's very good for lates/ends
who gives a fuckwe all know what the event actually means
so redshift > pump for this CM?
>>565265760yes
>>565265760Redshift + Moving Past = Redshift + Pump > Moving Past + Pump
>>565265756MANT is fucking boring so people need to talk about something else
>>565265760Grab the three, if you're a backliner, if possible
>>565265756Why does this seem to bother you that much?>spark a character>script is changed for the worse after the fact>this is somehow goodyou might as well end you post with "aren't you feeling sleepy?"
it's that easy
>>565265939>backlinerdoes that mean late and end, or just end?
>>565265973because preaching to the choir is annoying
>>565265495Yunyun Syndrome's localization was that bad.
Im never clicking at 14% during summer ever again
>>565266085Never stop gambling.
69'ing bakushin BABY
>>565262861Best case scenario: the fukufagsWorst case scenario: the mambos
>>565265973but I did have breakfast this morning
>>565265760>4th or higher when late race startsredshift activates>5th when late race startsredshift + MPB activates>6th when late race startsPump + MPB activates, can chain into redshift after overtaking>7th or lower when late race startscan overtake to activate pump into redshift, likely missed MPB timingRedshift just works
>>565266016Both lates and ends
can dual ends beat a pace promoted xoguri?
>>565264162Just stam sparks and get 1k stam bwoyou don't need a gold unless you only have 800 stam
We need more tsundere Umamusume
>>565266419huge tiddy hanging 2cm away from my chest
>>565266416I have to take a gold to beat the spring tenno sho though
>>565266419best tits in the game
Who are the umas with the shortest ears?
>>565262381>>565262596Nice Nature's All-Seeing Eyes see through the fool's charade. She knows Doto's a cheeky cunt who can't be allowed to meddle.
>>565265725
>>565266531urara
>>565266505They really are, they're so springy
>>565266550
>>565266531Who let those donkeys race?
>>565266531Opera O
>>565266758I always wondered what stego’s valentine’s event is like, does she give you choco?
>>565266898bacon choco
>>565266505They're great, but I'm on team 'donna for this one
Is Neverness good, somebody here must have tried it
>>565266950What? Why bacon?
>>565265541Ya ok. Let's go on a date anon, when are you free? For our date?
>>565266419I don't get it
>>565262096You forgot>Ate all of Opera O's carrots then bit him
Fatqueen!
>>565267110cuz its very tasty
>>565266882Erogaki
So if you're late surging next CM, you would want Dober and maruzenski as your primary legacies to guarantee redshift and moving.What about grandparents? Is it worth having Ryan for pump? Besides that is it just the usual .25 suspects nyopera oguri Rudolf and Brian or is there some other super good unique worth targeting?
>>565263175Ra...
>>565265541>A date isn't always romantic even in EnglishOnly women can get away with this logic when its about going on outings with other women
>>565267242That's rude.
>>565267237Dude...
>>565263175Idk how long ago this was if that rice is me or not.
>>565267247if you can get pump redshift and moving beyond together yes, just have a grandparent ryan and hope you roll it
>>565266967Aaaaaa no Scarlet I'm sorry you are Ichiban in the chest department. Please this is my last clock...
>>565267381consume the bacon, toreina
What's her problem?
>>565267247I'd prioritize Ryan as GP because late start/rushed means MPB is out of the window and you need a backup. You can also drop NYOpera here and go for the others you mentioned
>>565267247no, you've got it spot on
>>565262695>Resident schizo doesn't include me in the club memesIts mambover
>>565267135You're not my friend bwo...>>565267349Not really, you end up alone with a coworker and it turns into a "date", some of your friends cancel last minute and only you and one guy can make it and it's a "date"
>>565267476I will tell mommy Creek about this
>>565267247You want to train either Ryan or dober, then you get as a parent the opposite one, and then get red shift
>>565267192You can't be this dense
>>565267237>>565267475
>Just realized I accidentally glued my Ryan parents
>>565267475goddamnit now I want some of these
>>565267648What are the romantic implications of being called DADDY?
>>565267610We literally spend all day talking to each other in this thread anon were friends. We're best friends. When are you taking me on a date?
>>565264418I'm glad I made that post. I love sewing chaos and 4chan is way too schizo to ever believe the truth I've already stated.
>>565267750>people pay for this
>>565267648That creek event should be fucking illegal.
>>565267827we get it goldshitter you're sea and eat bugs
>>565267759I spread misinformation and lies here everyday. I'm not your friend bwo
>>565266898No.She remembers a Valentine's ritual she learned from some old dude and decides to do it. You walk up to her planting a tree and she tells you about it, and how it's to pray for blessings on the journey of two people. She tells you it wouldn't be bad to give it a try, and you agree. You then start putting up stakes (which is part of the ritual (it's to keep the sapling steady, realistically)) and as you place each stake down you say a wish you want. Stay Gold starts with wishing for a Safe Journey, you then say you want her to encounter races to make her heart race. She then puts down another one; for the journey to be fun. Then you do another one, saying you want her to enjoy her journey freely. She then asks you aren't you going to do a wish that's actually for you? Since you've been doing wishes that were only for her benefit, only for you to realize you really just want her journey to be the best, and then you tell her that. You place the last stake down, saying you want to always be by her side, watching over her. She then places hers, saying she wants the journey to continue forever. They then properly plant the seed.She then explains that when the tree grows and reaches the stakes, it'll grant the wishes of them. So both, together, plant the seed. The end of the event ends 1 of 2 ways, one has Goldship pop up Trick or Treating, and you give her chocolate so she can stop being a nuisance. When Stego asks why you had the chocolate, you say it you were going to share it with her. When hearing this, she takes the chocolates away from Goldship.The second outcome is you two promising to make jam out of the tree that'll eventually grow. She then says how all the work with the tree made her hungry, and then you feel something on your lips. It was chocolate, and says Happy Valentine's day- or something. Then goes off saying 1 piece of chocolate won't be enough, and that you both should find something to eat.
You'll never guess what the solution to Ultra Goldshi Mode was
>>565267750Is that rocky road? Mmm rocky road...
>finally started McQueen's career after getting her from the daily races>it already starts with her barely resisting eating sweets with Dober and Ryan I LOVE CHUBBY UMAS AAAAAAAAA
>>565267751Means she wants you to breed her
>>565267648That Creek event destroyed me.I'll never forgive Cygames or the 181 Mossad agents doing their best to stop me from finding my own Creek.
>>565267969mcqueen wishes all the sweets would go to her tits
>marked
>>565267990Bingo!
>>565267969I'm pretty sure the upcoming summer event features a lot of that
I regret not getting rice power to MLB
>>565268060What a coincidence, seeing Creek also puts me In Heat
>>565267751it means that you're her husband, nip parents call each other "mommy" and "daddy"
>>565267935This made me gosling real fuckin hard.
>>565268135I thought they called each other "anata" (You)
>>565268221shut the fuck up /v/ troon holy shit grow up
I feel uneasy being in the same /uma/ club with someone obviously underage
>>565268053
Someone actually made Marche's puppet irlhttps://x.com/kanade_023/status/2049517819570868459
>>565268041I need some of it going to her belly as well>>565268078...I'm gonna explode
>>565268263It's hard to resist the urge to groom him you sicko?Why else would you feel uncomfortable?
>>565268257I don't want to grow up. I'll go through want many seasons of the same shit as I want.
>>565268135I always found the way they go "okaa-sama" and "otou-sama" to each other cute.
>>565268267
>>565268263Could be worse. You could be inside Uma&Co
>>565268268
*blows your gale*
>>565268263stop being a pedophile you disgusting turd
fuck this shit. I'm OUT
>>565268257Malding on the internet? Grown up stuff.
>>565268267>>565268427holy cutethank you
they should let players join both graded and open
>>565268268puppet's had too many carrots with that double chin
>>565268427
>>565268465*cums*
>>565268557>they should whales destroy people in both leaguesyea I agree fuck fun
>>565267935This shit looks pretty romantic
ENOUGH WITH THE DOGSHIT PIXIV COMICSPOST MORE BBW UMAS
>>565267581I tried to include everyone, I might've missed someone though, also I'm not the original dahby poster>>565267423I made that pic, it was around the end of December I think
>unironically gambling with a solo aceA big nige rabbit feels necessary for fronts against late/end whales. I'll go all-in on my wife.
>>565268649What's that?
>>565268635It's pretty much a marriage ritual I fucking love it
>>565268603
>>565268762>>565268310
>>565260851Too late already expecting a baby with Wife Nature.
>>565268773machitan...
>>565268621Kids don't deserve to have fun
>>565268268Unconfirmed sightings that the puppet moves on its own, cameras have yet to capture positive evidence yet eyewitnesses report it watching from dark corners.
>>565268649I don't have many saved unfortunately
I have to be honest, the little "distended belly from eating too much" model is fucking disgusting and not cute or arousing at all
>>565268773
Convince me not to just play more MANT when GL comes outThe difference can't be that much, can it?
What's the cope LB level for Mr Cock and Balls?
>>565268958you can play ura finale for all I care, faggot
>>56526895860min vs 20min
>>565268950you are WRONG
>"Oh! Haha Doctor, please knock next time!"
I thought these vita pots were supposed to be rarer
I used up all 5 borrows and still don't have a single ace
>>565268957
>>565269058Bwo?
>>565269058/akg/ is down the street bwo.
>>565269058God I need sugar light in my life
>>565267750maybe if it was on ice cream or something this would be good
>>565269116explode
>>565269048Meanie : (>>565269049Statwise
>>565269058This AI sloppa uma looks weird
>>565269058Lemon you need to go back NOW
>>565269058Why does Sugar Lights look different here?
>>565269052manpaku manpaku
>>565269131
>>565267935This would be great if it wasn't tied to the ugly flat chested midget boy
>>565269058WHERE THE FUCK ARE HER EARS?????!??!?!?!? IS THIS A TRAINER?
>>565267424The first thing that comes to mind when I see Agnes Tachyon's eyes is a car's rear lights. Makes me want to play a racing game
>>565269058Danchou....
>>565267759Okay. Let's go watch horse races together. I'm in LA. We've got Santa Anita and Los Alamitos. Or Del Mar when I'm visiting San Diego.Balls in your court amigo.
>>565269225Unity gives better stats than URA, MANT better than Unity, GL better than MANT while taking FAR less time. What is so hard to understand?Hell if you want to waste 60 minutes to worst stats be my guest, it's your life not mine, retard.
WHY CANT I DELETE THIS POST UT SAYS You must wait longer before deleting this post NOW I CANT POST THIS IN THE RIGHT THREAD
oh shit there are specialgolshiweek stars in the friend point shop
>>565260517Helios posters owe me sex.
>>565269450sorry bwo I'm taken.....
>>565269058Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong thread
>>565269342
>>565268465The last number of my post determines who I get
>>565269414Humiliation ritual
>>565269448>its trugod this shit is always so easy to miss I hate it>>565269515ya, by ME, the other helios poster!
>>565269414
>>565267349So its romantic when i take my bro out for a meal now?
stop fat posting and start /fit/ posting
>>565269517I watched Lords of the Locker room and unironically liked it.
>>565268465>>565269571Ramonu is so funny.
>>565269406SO MEAN AND FOR WHAT I just ask a question and you act like I've pushed a child into a pool...MESSED UP DACHI
>>565269414Just link it there
>>565269654Nyo, we must get FATTER
>>565269541
>>565269654ok
>>565269414You're just burning all of your bad luck for the next set of pulls
>>565269605>>565269687silence, LOSER!
Creekposters owe me sex
I'm thinking of doing something really really stupid
>>565269745
>>565269654Snorting creating from Bourbon's ass
>>565269414just add a dot in the image on Paint and you can post it again
>>565269763
>>565269958>creatingcreatinebran turning off
>>565269462Oh?https://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7r
>>565269940dekai
>>565269897i have not laid eyes on this screen since the half anniversary patch.
>>565269940UOOHHHHHHHHH RUBY'S BUDDING TITTIES
>>565269517
>>565269793LOSER?????
>>565269940
>>565269793Calling someone a loser for asking a question is not a random act of kinda nice. Please work on yourself
>>565260279Looking for 2 members >1 to be added now>1 to be added after club rewardsAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >9 million monthly quota (will revert to 6 million on starting July)>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>565270143
Very funny interaction
>>565269793>Gold Pace skill>Defaults to fucking LATE>>565270260BAAAAAAAAAAAAAKA!>>565270137CHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATER!
https://youtu.be/W8PO16yrsNkwhat do you listen to while grinding MANT
Sugoi!
CYGAYS ADD MY ROOM LET ME POKE MY UMA'S CHEST AND PULL HER EARS
>>565270352
This bread is weird
>>565269897I was borrowing a similar card for the Natty ace
>>565270491My dick is thicker than that
I just want to hug someone and feel loved
>>565270491Grab where?
>>565270467real american
jiggie!https://jiggie.fun/BZdmPThttps://jiggie.fun/BZdmPThttps://jiggie.fun/BZdmPT
No uma would act like this stop posting this ooc garbage
>>565270456Why are you so rude?
>>565270505>AND PULL HER EARSNigga you gon die
>>565270505This, I need to brush my umas tails
>>565270528
Yae?
>>565270456CHEATER?That is IT77496534I'M CHALLENGING YOU2400MNO ITEMSFOX ONLY
>>565270731would spechud talk about suzuka during sex?
>watching cm13 scrim posted in club chatWhat the FUCK
>>565270467what the hell lmao
>>565270565I want to be hugged and not feel worthless.Maybe we can trade.
If I'm supposed to use Stamina sparks for CM13, what cards am I bringing to train Power?
>>565270731
>>565270860And i want to watch in the corner
>>565270814will she survive with that stamina tho?
>>565270876You are supposed to use power sparks.18*stamina 18*power.
>>565270781
>>565268950You have this fetish or you don't, and that's okay.
>>565270941holy sleepy hons
>>565270467https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA_y9qjHDQs
>>565270926
>>565270941o7
>>565270941God I wish that was me.
>>565270467>https://jiggie.fun/BZdmPTI actually like MANT's songs and I barely do any runs so I'm not tired of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIelaoprSDI
>>565271026What!Coward...This is how MEN settle things
>>565270467That's a very specific kind of autismhttps://youtu.be/QATY34W58EMhttps://youtu.be/m40OsG0NpXgI listen to Vocaloid and Vocaloid covers.https://youtu.be/6RHH0FARtjU
>>565270956Against debuffers, she might need a gold recovery. VBobo has innate white recovery so they can skimp on a bit of stam.
>>565268950I've always just thought it was funny, like how the comically large jawbreakers in Ed, Edd n Eddy would warp their faces
Chase happiness and it will fleeUmamusume
>>565270467https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfu5N2YAggc&si=dFyTkwXw0CgXB54mI’m a fallout chud
>>565271116
>>565271101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10VXkQdWVz0>>565271221While it lacks the lyrics, the Polkka one isn't too shockinghttps://youtu.be/UsDvvLWsHN0
>>565263115>the uma suckshopefully, my penis
yfw no Daring Tact trainee(gf)
>>565271284I want to chase Yaeno Muteki
>>565270941is that yanko?
>>565263115The card is great, but only works in MANT.
>>565271302
>>565271408She is quite fastI wish you good luck
>>565271385If her good ending is not us camping and hunting bears together then I don't want anything
Why is Yaeno the only uma that actually looks asian?
>>565271485
>>565270956She tied for first (lost by a nose) with kitasan. Kita unique gave her several lengths in the corner before late race then Bobo caught up despite kita having the redshift + angling stack.
>>565271337So this is the anti-jp schizo kek
>/k/ crawling out of the woodwork
>>565270505
All these characters will one day be forgotten by everyone but (You)
I could roll Wedding Curren and have a good meta sprinterThat or I could roll Sweep and correct her instead.
>>565271743cry about it faggot
>>565271705post skills and deck?
>>565269958>>565270032when you get so horny you turn retarded
>>565271345https://youtu.be/pouKgpFMjnMhttps://youtu.be/hHclJ-sxqe8
>>565271679
Finger fast asleep after his win at the Haneda Hai https://x.com/gendai_keiba/status/2049655636577968540
>>565271782Wrong, I still visit my kanmusus
>>565269654what does the hot tub bucket text even say?
>>565263413>>565263812UHHHHHH XOG BROS I THOUGH SHE WAS GOOD FOR TAURUS? WHERE IS SHE?
>>565271878While I appreciate the genuine Jap autism, I really don't care for slop voices in this context. I can barely stomach most vocaloid stuff.
>>565262695>1 (one) single mambo profile pictureDanchou didn't forsake us, we forsook him.
>>565271886gn
>>565271996That's to be expected. I've been listening to Vocaloid for more than a decade so I'm used to clankers in general.
>>565271996uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh erm aktchually IA isn't a vocaloid she's not even part of the cryptonloids
>>565271650they are either bong or usa imports duh like """katsuragi""" ace
>>565271974I feel disgusted after training her
>training a late surger>in sprint>in MANT
I'm not an anti-jp schizo I just think that stay gold is really ugly and I'm not a keibafag so I don't care about his real life accomplishments at all
>>565271907Uma named Finger
Is it worth joining an /uma/ club? Right now i'm in a club with some friends (and randos that happened to join). We're like rank B, I like them a lot but really how many gems do I lose out on for not being in a better club?
>>565272078gn bwo these were really good
>>565272235What is this fake ass coin
>>565272078Good night anon, thanks
>>565271650>>565272195there are no japanese racehorsesthey're all descended from foreign ones
>>565272078what is the point of dumping this shit for hours? just post a link to the pixiv page you useless spammer
Which is better for late on Taurus Pump or Moving Past?
>>565272265it was funny how anons were joking about his name and he won right after
>>565272078Gn.Thanks
>retarded tranny seething for the entire thread now seething at a translatormeds
>>565272372>t. NTRfag that's mad people like comic anon
>your american import bwo
>>565271794Skills are those + kita + seiun + Maru uniquesDeck is non-whale.Kitasan, tachyon, flower, fine, SSR marv, and borrow toproad
>>565272385Both. You want to play late you get both plus red shift. Thus you train Ryan or Dober
>>565272108That's fair and very understandable. I'm no anti-AI nutter either, just can't stand the voice quality of it all.Meanwhile I can stand and listen to this schizophrenic french shit, for some reason... must be the nostalgiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIwLHyggjBc
>>565271907Nice
>>565272372nta but it bumps the thread with a cute, on topic image. It's 100 times better than stegoschizo, and NTRanny spam
>>565272339Don't say that
>>565272447no I'm just sick of hitting image limit before bump limit because some fag had to post 50 images of some shitty comic no one is reading
>>565272450probably the strangest change they've made
>>565272590I read them every night
>>565272590I'm readin it
>>565272590we haven't hit image limit before bump limit all day today, last time it happened was when final startedcalm your tits
>>565272590first time on /vg? genuine question
>>565272265The first dirt triple crown potentially being an uma named Finger
>>565272450I actually enjoy her outfit but that’s because I love history. I know nothing about No Reason, she seems like an uma cygays forgot about
>Train Spe for the very first time>Hopeful: 3rd 3rd 3rd (change to late) 1stWhat the fuck>Get to the next G1: 3rd 3rd???
>>565272557Eat your burgers Kentucky Horse
>>565272450They did it for no reason
>>565272590I'm reading those.
>>565272690>literally fail a sub 10% double rainbow training right aftercant make this shit up holy shit i hate this game so much>the baku run I did before was smooth sailing with zero retries or any trouble at all
>>565272590Why don't you complain about the staygold tranny and his off topic bullshit instead
>>565272557but Grass if you're all Ken-sama... no one istherefore you are nihonjin
>2 hour long mant runI keep getting distracted
>>565272590Why is it so easy to spot you. Redeem yourself
>>565272689same gen as mirako if they ever make a KINO about her story
+1 image
>>565272385Moving Past is better in general because it can hit with Red Shift in 5th.Ideally you get both so 5th and 6th both are double accel win conditions alongside Red Shift, but obviously not everyone has the time or energy to do more runs to get all 3 on a Med S run.
+1 image no contribution
>>565272980That's a video.
THERE ARE UNO DOS (2) DAYS UNTIL THE DAHBYYYY (kentucky)
>>565272980>webmretard
>>565272816NTA but when I do people don't seen to care at best or call me the antiJP schizo at worst. It's a lose:lose so I just md5 filter every stay gold image and the nickname stego and try not to think about what skips through the cracks.
nobody answered my off topic question
>>565272450what happened with no reason?
+1 image and I'll even post the schizo's favorite girl
>>565272521>-75% off right nowMaybe I should finally play a Splinter Cell
Plus 1.
>>565273045>>565273010
>>565273060Which one?
+1
holy shit i cant wait for headless to suck my dick while i game something that doesnt upset me to hell
DON DON NEICHA
>>565273146>>565267040
>>565273167anon... thats an image..
>>565273167More images you say?
>>565273209Chevalchi so cute
I'd care less about the stay gold fag posting if he actually knew anything about her because he plays the game rather than be the same as twitter goldship or tachyon fans except he only likes her to shit up the thread
>>565273121Chaos Theory has a surprisingly (for Ubisoft) good PC port, plays great with M/KB as well, great game overall. Coop/PvP(dead) is fun as well, but a technical mess, especially PvP, coop is workable if the ping isn't too high.Pandora Tomorrow is a fucking shit show on PC, no idea how much they fixed it since re-releasing it.The OG is just that, the OG. Mild patches here and there needed as with most Ubisoft games of the time.
Chrono's fat ass squirrel cheeks taking up an entire image slot
>>565272271If you play consistently, then A rank is like, what, 900 more carats? A+ is just a 10 pull more? But if you ever stop playing, danchud could kick youYou could stay in your comfy friend's club, or betray trust then find yourself homeless one day because you stopped playing. It's up to you. I'd advise you to move if you were at a C or D club, but I think moving at B is too grubbyTake it easy
>>565273278Sorry, never played it
There's ~120 posts left and ~90 images left. There's no way you're hitting image limit before bump limit.
>>565273126Oru is really funny.You get introduced to her as this aurafarmer but she's kind of non-functional without her big sister and trainer to do shit for her.The gap moe is incredible, she's good at racing and is passionate about it but she's also a turboautist that needs someone to tell her how to go through a museum. She even hates being alone.
>>565273323NTRbro...
Off topic post with an umamusume image
>>565273523umajp tranny...
>>565273462If only ratio schizo was here...
>>565273496My favorite is that she actually loves Goldship's bullshit and goes to her for entertainment
>>565273323We get it bro you play the game
>got so fat that even fucking was too much for his heart
I like Nishino Flower
>>565273550She could probably give me a 10 minute head start and I'd still lose.Atleast Teio would be gentle.
>>565273567>>565273523>>565273323peepeepoopooschizobwos...
>>565272271It's like +3 rolls worth of carats per rankup, just chill. Rank B is pretty good for a bunch of randoms
Trainees for this feel?
>>565273648we get it bro you HATE the game and this thread>>565273661we get it pedophile you love children
>>565273434It just came out and looks kinda meh from what I've seen. But I would have downloaded it to try it out myself if people here recomended it
>>565273569Why is Ardan lifting me up like I'm some kid?
Should I finish Atelier E&L and Shallie?
>>565273523you can stop deflecting and start actually playing the game you worthless subhuman
>>565273741I used to be on your side bwo... but now...
Will we have a CM where NY Opera is a solid contender so I can try to get a parent out of her without feeling like I'm wasting my time?
>>565273462Perfect opportunity to post images I rarely use.
>>565273741Fillies*
+1 to the image limit
>>565273323Jesus Christ. And here I thought NTRfag was the one bad with commas
Why is Gold City not rated for these medium CMs while the likes of Ryan and Kawakami are? She has inherent OYL and an accel unique and her medium aptitude is easily raised.
*eats another image*
>>565273741>we get itI didn't get it.>we get itI didn't get it.
>>565273771I'm finally finishing Bladestorm, you should do the same
What the fuck Aston Machan has hugh tits?
Aibou, leave this image slot to me
>>565273836nyo, though I'm pretty sure she is gonna be more of a Grandparent uma rather than a Parent Uma so you can borrow her and make her a Grandparent
>>565273974IIRC her unique is whack.
>>565273462>>565273849How do you stack up to average uma strength?
cygames genuinely didnt playtest MANT at all some umas can have 600 speed 200 stam and 400 power and they will still lose a g3 race during junior
>>565273836There will never be a cm shorter than 1200m so her unique will never give Carrie over in a CM.It's generally useful in every medium or long CM.
>>565273980kill yourself pls
>>565273974She's just a poster girl only there to be pretty
>>565273550She's angry cause I went with Light Hello and Aoi to the hot springs instead of with her
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>565274109that is just a bad seed bwocoded specially to make you to lose
>>565274134hmmm nyo
>>565274071Kawakami Princess is a gorilla!?
>>565274071imagine the Sisyphean joy of trying to match the strength of an uma
>>565274071I don't even work out. I have no idea how I compare. Let's just say I stand no chance.
>>565274109inb4>YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE GAME STOP TALKING ABOUT SHIT YOU DONT GET REEEEfrom some autistic freak that totally read the source code and understand how this RNG riddled mess works and how its totally mega fair
Will never use Ryan
>>565274321
>>565274071I would get raped. My best lift is squats 4pl8s.
>>565274321How is Tachyon holding those scissors?
cant believe how much I hate spe right now>smiled at me early on, run was fun>then she started losing random races and training sessions ruining the entire fucking run
nature sex
>>565274109for me is using 5 clocks on derby with a 450 420 400 medium A uma
>>565274284I bet umas find it really cute when you try your hardest with your big rolling human muscles and she can defeat you without even exerting herself.
>>565273897fillies.... FILLIES!
>>565274397Science
>>565274071Kawakami also casually punches through walls, she is gorilla tier even by Uma standards
>>565274071I'd get folded like a chair.Even the lowest end feat here is more than double what I can do.
That is America's Ass
>>565274448Baby making sex
>>565274296>>565274109Freak here, it's totally normal to lose to a Vodka with a fourth of your speed because of "muh NSM, motherfucka". Your trainee lacked power btw.
>>565273496I think that’s the cute part. At first she needs you to pamper her and then over time she realizes you mean more to her, and since she is not used to it she struggles to communicate her feelings.
>>565273980is that fat real
>>565274378do et crush McQueer dream
>>565274378But that fan total indicates you are her fan
>>565274564>Taiki is the only burger who stayed patriotic>the rest all became weebs or spics
>>565273595>>565274689She's great. I can see why JP likes her so much.
>>565274757everyone related to stay gold is trash
>>565274109IF YOU ARE BROCKED
>>565274071Imagine Taishin miscalculating the strength of her kicks and suddenly breaking your leg like it's paper
>>565274798El Condor Betrayo...
>>565274832okay jp tranny you dont play the game tho
>>565274798I can change my identity to spic at free will? How
>>565274849...it's because you didn't get Thunderbolt Step.
>>565274564Getting crushed by her hugs and tits
>>565274927Watch Saint Seiya and Dragonball
>>565274832
>>565274927Wear a lucha mask and put hot sauce on all the food you eat
You WILL obey Mr. propagandahttps://x.com/taromarunnn/status/2049670468148547813
>>565274475My trainee lets me pretend like I can overpower her when we umapyoi
https://youtu.be/LR0fcy5HrV0?t=15
>>565274883Kind of crazy how Santa Anita Park is a racecourse in the game (JP exclusive for now) but there's hardly any American horses that have been turned into Umas
>>565274887Staygoldtranny doesn't play the game though
>>565274448>>565274583nice nakadashi
>>565275012>>565275036Am I a spic?
bros? what does this mean?
>>565274927Start eating spicy food but not Indian.
>hmmm....today I will search uma tag on pixiv>...d-do I want to click that?what even is that
>>565275018>>564205460 Interesting, you're not even hiding the fact it's you NTR fag
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2049672609827352590explain
>>565275065Ichika my love...
>>565275043>I'm dying to know how she sounds in englishMr CB's husband...
>>565274689Breaking my wrists is the way she shows her love?
I'm done playing Mr Nice Torena prepare for double or triple Dominator
>>565275114>nyooo every post i don't like is NTR fagis this guy serious
>>565275065To this date I still don’t know what the fuck ba is about
>>565275084Most of the 2nd round of zodiac CMs had their tracks changed
>>565275079The concept of "honorary" members of xyz group extends to all groups
>>565275068I expected some with the new scenario but maybe they will wait longer. Also I'm pretty close to the Santa Anita track. Just a few hours away I really should visit it more often
>>565275043He doesn't play the game...
>>565275084It means Taurus cup won’t have the exact same conditions as the first run
>>565275197based>>565275319funny school girls that can't be killed shooting each other while bad people show upmagical girls type stuff dont think about it
>>565275319You're a teacher and teach students
>>565275319Rape simulator
>>565275319trying to pick up school girls and become their private tutor
>>565275068One day we will see Uma Secretariat
>>565275084Spot the differences
>>565275319just read the doujinshi there's no need for context
>>565275504Why did you change avatars to Digitan now?
>>565274927every American comes from someplace else
>CM13 Open League is now A+ maximumBASED BASED BASED SAYONARA FUCKERS
>>565275074That picture is so hot, especially cause she's wearing the training uniform
>>565275419
>>565275524MILE GODS
>>565275324>>565275386>>565275524I see, thanksI thought they might mix things up for global but guess they'll just keep going exactly like JP schedule
>>565275524
>>565275591Retard
>>565274927I’m Texan, so I am already part spic, you just socialize with them. I rather have a mexicans than indians, they need to go back
>>565275647>just throw your first Taurus A+ URA umaslmao
>>565275675>119kbToo big
>>565274927depends what do you think when you see this image
>>565275109Seems AI
>shit show of a run>3powt-thanks
>>565275206Probably he means her dialogue text and how it gets translated
>>565275851EL...
>>565275319You learn that children are the future and it's your responsibility to guide them as their sensei because none of them are problematic, just misguided. That or you jerk off to the billions of doujins for the series and gamble.
>>565275851El hermano de Jiren…
>>565276008Why isn't this moving?
>>565275842
>>565275936>and how it gets translatedbadly, naturally. kinda doubt that's what he means tho... right? that's kinda silly.
>>565272557Grass will always be my beautiful Japanese Yamato Nadeshiko
>>565275851WAKU WAKU
>>565276131>>565276131>>565276131bwead
>>565275851EL HERMANO
>>565275850I don't remember what the fuck ja/ck/ made in that jar
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