The Exclusive Mason Edition>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>564850693
first for Marci!
First for mason
Buff Hoodwink
Post forgotten dota players. I'll start: weedman dota. guy smoked tons of weed and dota to escape a harsh reality and life, but eventually he stopped showing upweedmandota last streamed 5 years ago.
>tfw no cute and funny
>>565292349This brat needs correction, btw
1kmmr, 15k hours, pedo, anime rotted brain, trash at games loser
>>565292489im mythic mtg arena player. that counts for something
Steam deck bros?
1kmmr after 15k hours
Where's bro getting 15k hours stat from?
It's funny becuase the only thing he denies is the 15k hours.
i mean, if you think all lolicons are pedos then you must think all furries are into bestiality: which just plain isn't true
>picks nyx 3>maxes eok what was the plan here
>2 losses in a rowIt begins, they're coming for me aren't they.
>play dota>feel bad>take a long break from dota>feel worsei think im just fucked in the head
Is Topson still viewbotting?
its a cool design that theres a hero in the game called mr beast and what he does is he gets an insane gpm with his toy axes that one-shot creep waves and then he just runs around shouting at you like in his videos until your team falls over like the candy he makesi wonder how much valve got paid for that
is diablo 4 good?
not even hating lets go
tough night: i sleep
Do I start spamming clock mid? Going offlane is starting to get boring
Good ganker if you hit skillshotFeelsStrongMan
AXE DOUBLE DUNKhttps://youtu.be/fjadsVjecNw
corniest dota hero to go up against in the year 2026
>>565300128rubick and its not close
>>565300128hoodwink
does anyone remember than ten mile long reddit post some redditor wrote with "advice" to team secret, completely unhinged shit, in like 2015
>>565300128lone druid
here goes my tinker rework (valve hire me)>removed keen conveyance>removed warp flare>removed lvl25 talent: +250 aoe laser>innate: no longer scales with int, now scales with level: 30% + 1% per level>laser bounces to a 2nd target, deals 50% damage and no status effect>turrets no longer pushes enemies, instead slows for ~1s on landing>shard: tinker can have a 2nd neutral item>aghs: adds root to laser>25 talent: +1 item slotthis makes the hero have to farm travels again ( and wont have 0 cd travels btw). makes him a bit better at ganking early and mid game. perma root on laser only with aghs (easier to defend with lotus or linkens cuz no other single target spell). he still would get good returns on using many active items, would use them better than most heroes.
>>565300454>>565301053these heroes only have been meta recently and people are already tired of them
>>565300128pangolier
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3876991310Is this still the strangest Dota team comp of all time?
>>565302196congrats you have brought perma silence tinker
How do we help him?
>>565305831Tell him to let it go lol hairline is all fucked up
>>565305831he'll never be accepted by reddit because he gave a woman the ick once so he should just become mason 2 for when mason is offlinei think if they bore their souls to eachother they would instantly be best friends
>>565306179What are you talking about? Reddit worships quinn or did I miss some recent drama?
>>565306432u may be right i get him confused with henry a lot
>>565302859current iteration of tinker is a bit boring, and im a tinker enjoyer.i guess he will never be fun because rearm will never work on items again, but i believe what i posted makes him more fair and more fun to play as
>>565304080how is that perma silence?>>565302859nvm, ignore my reply about tinker
>>565309474current tinker barely reaches his innate cap at 6 slots level 20 now he can have 60 cdr at 10 with octo and and with that he's only a few seconds off from recasting orchid and he's not even capped yet and bt has a lower cooldown
>>565305831hes the most buckbroken guy in the dota scenehim and bsj
>>565311816how so?
my windows is so corrupted i cant printscreen, tab or use the start menuhow is microsoft even a companyi JUST did a fresh install
>>565312496pebkac
yep valve cant detect botted accounts with 60 games a day that go straight into ranked and use cheats
first loss of the day this exceptional carry playyer with no shard on slark at 52 minutes and somehow 15 deaths
>>565294769>Micro abuserQuick w up a turbo game, play like shit, feed your units.Confuse. The. Algo.
>>565312326him ranting about old NA dota toxicity and falsely accusing mason of doxxing him proves that behind the fake positivity veil he's a neurotic little man full of anger
>>565313058>Guzman Mhm...Raza: peruano.Piel: maron.Rango: cruzado.Religion: judio.
>>565313438seems like confirmation biasdo we have proof mason didnt dox?mason really hated ccnc
>>565313635we dont have proof he did it either. it's just quinn a-logging mason because he's an easy target
>>565311816BSJ doesn't seethe quite as much as Quinn but his fake enlightened life advice peddler guru persona makes him more demented I'd say
>>56531372810 year old gossip
>>565314224you can just see in BSJ's face that he's constantly boiling from the inside. It's something about his eye area, it looks psychotic
>Quinn is racist, throw games, is toxic as fuck, destroy his items in game>he is the sole reason Valve reverted the behavior score changes EVERYONE loved>Reddit still loves him now because he's changed (for the 10'th time) and his friends says he's a good guy'I seriously don't understand Reddit, it's like they would start loving mason tomorrow all of a sudden
>>565315673why do you give a shit about the opinions of reddit
>>565315673>>he is the sole reason Valve reverted the behavior score changes EVERYONE lovedWhat was this about again
>>565315814Behavior score was actually punishing and shit heads were matched with other shit heads and people that behaved all felt like all their matches had a way higher quality.But because Quinn was like the single biggest shit head in Dota he had low behavior score and he was crying that he could get a higher score because people kept reporting him because he's a shit head that ruin games.So Valve reverted the changes after that, thanks to his crying alone.
>>565315962That he couldn't get*
>>565315962>valve listens to "pros">it makes the game worse for everyone>valve listens to "pros">TI dies and makes the game worse for prosValve should base exactly 0% of their balance and update decisions on what "pros" think.
that shit affected all steamers at the timeto single out quinn is retarded
>>565316089which pro said "lets stop holding 15 million dollar prize pool lans"?
>>565316735yatoro visited the valve headquarters and complained that nobody was working on dota anymore and it caused a general seething and the answer from valve was to slowly retract from the pro scene and letting third party betting firms take control of the organization and funding of tournaments
>>565311028whos farming karay travels octarine orchid at 10 ? by that point half the enemy team has bkb or lotus. whats the point of perma silence? it is rare for a team to build more than 1 orchidbut w/e the specific numbers retardbro, that can be easily tuned if it becomes a problem, ur missing the point
>>565317052that happened in 2023.....
>>565293251its literally true and they keep spamming mare pussy everywhere
>>565316996>>565317259valve had already announced the end of the battlepass at long before that visit
>>565305831this guy is so homeschooled
Seriously, why doesn't Mason have more MMR? I see him playing consistently well and usually giving his all until the very end.
>>565316996>YidtoroExpected, pros stopped being classy post Liquid shit winning a TI.
>>565305831finasteride + minoxidil + dermaroller
https://escorenews.com/en/dota-2/news/53089-yatoro-gets-disappointed-after-visit-to-valve-s-office-says-icefrog-doesn-t-exist-anymore>reeeee valve isnt working hard enough on my gibmesdisgusting
>>565317735Dondi would've just given gaben the goofballs.
How do we love more:Mason or d2pp?
monkeys_forever and its not even close
>>565315673you cant be racist against russian
>>565317995Dicks 2 poop pussy he even posts here
>>565315673nigger quit being a redditor, valve themselves admited the behaviour score was busted. as gay as quinn is he wasn't in the wrong for calling out busted out crap
this is my underlord pos4 dawg
>>565319949>HyperstoneWhat he making?
>>565320325AC
>>565320804Did he at least get turbo feed and transitioned to post 1 or he is just full on tard griefing?
>>565319949Yep, that's an euthanize from me daaawg.
>>565318719And how exactly was it busted?
>>565321883it was ripe for abuse>just report any player who uses chat every game out of spite
>>565320948>>565321123I mean we won because they kept throwing but this type of behavior should really be punished
>>565322165I disagree. It only punished players who were toxic.
>>565322709what? you are still able to make spite reports
>>565322897Your point being?
>>565323051that its still busted, and streamers get a free passare you not following along?
>>565322897Not common enough to matter, you'd have to get "spite reported" several times for any punishment and and at that point it's no longer spite, it's justified.
>>565323135>a known personality is in your game>spite report>rinse repeat every gamethat isnt justification for anythingits not like these guys were getting low pro
>>565305831Buff pango and batCarry him to GFs againWatching him lose 0:3 and anhero on stage
>>565323289>>a known personality is in your game>>spite reportWhy?
>>565324353because they could, what other reason is necessary
>>565323121Free pass to what?
>>565324597Why? You could kill yourself right now, why aren't you?
>>565324836im not spiteful of myselfasking me stupid questions makes me want to report you, justified or not
>>565324928So you're just a trash person and assume everyone else is too, gotcha. You deserve every report you get.
>>565325395where did i suggest, i was reporting people for spite?every accusation is a confession
>>565325578Because why else would you assume anyone else does?To a normal person it's not even a consideration, you assume multiple people do it.Then again you're probably just a bully.
>>565325768thank you for announcing your presence
>>565325958I knew it was you, shoo shoo thread bully.
>>565326027every accusation is a confession
>spektranny melty >frenchuck melty Call it.
>>565326318Thread bully melty.
>>565326603yep, he told someone to kill themselves
>>565326603Call it white boy.
>>565326318couldnt be me bro. was too focused on winning
>>565327954Prove it is you.Say something only a french person could say.
>>565328043y a que l'autiste qui pick weaver pos4 pour demander quelque chose comme ça
>>565328043go back
THERES INCREDIBLY MANY INVOKER SCRITPERS IN TURBO I MIGHT FUCKING KILL SOMEONE SOON
>>565330368WHY CANT I JUST TAG SOMEONE LIKE DREW LEVIN TO GET THESE NIGGERS BANIM SO FUCKING SICK OF LION, INVOKER PLAYERSGO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF FAGGOTS
>turbo scriptersthis thread man...
>>565305831>reddit incarnatewhy should we?
>>565332594>LoseIT MUST BE A SCRIPTER CHEATER EUTHANIZER ALGO
sniper tips?
Please next hero be a micro hero...
>>565341609kez?
>>565342924Micro management, not micropenis.
microbvlls rvn this thread
free my niggas negrotome
Next hero should be the writer of the negrotome, and with their arrival, negrotome must be freed.A mixture of meepo, LD and Chen.
>>565317052tinker can farm aghs in 10 mins ez my niggy octo isnt a problem
This is your assigned pos.4, anon. Be nice to her
>>565347754rape
what does dislike do
>>565349148>>565347996
>>565347754I'm euthanizing by picking visage 3.
>>565313058>no octarine>slark dies because everything is on CDyou guys make fun of my slark build but literally the only time slark can die is when his ult is on CD
>>565350940he genuinely didnt even press ult
SAD
>>565350940>Memectarine
Like using slark ult 3 times during a team fight is a bad thing. Dotards.
octarine slark is redditcore
hiding in your giggly gooncloud doesnt do anything when the enemy team isnt dying
>>565351589>minute long team fight
Welcome to /d2g/! Every opinion we have is wrong!
>>565352175Slark with 100 stolen agility will rape everyone. Supports first. Then cores.
>>565352391you dont need an octarine to do that
>>565352523Yeah, but the hecking wholesome memes
>>565352523No one you need mana and shorter cooldowns. And octarine does both.
>>565352208such a buck broken nigger you are lmao its nobodys fault that every single thing you say is retarded you faggot fuck
>>565352659>want agi>build a mana item instead of an eaglesong item rmyt
>>565352914SLARK GETS AGI FOR FREE YOU DUMB RETARDhe needs MANA
>>565352996its not free, you have to hit people
>>565353116And that's easy as fuck to do with a shadow blade and his ult.
when the herald chad speaks you shut up and listen
>>565353116Make echo saber.
>>565353174makes it even easier with more attack speedoctameme does nothing there
>1.5 mana regen vs 8.5 mana regenActually retarded.
>>565353225Wait this nigga might be onto something...
whats the correlation between slark and autism? im starting to notice a pattern
why would anyone listen to /d2g/? Unranked shitters or 2k mmr, all of them
>>565353339No, you make octarine AND saber.Mana Regen, hp, double hit on a 6s cd.
>worried about a double hit when you gain massive attack speed from hitting peopleecho sabre is for str heroes and maybe mk
Yeah only retards build echo or diffusal on slark. Geniuses, however, build Octarine.
>>565353753>She doesn't see the vision>She doesn't know how to link replyTsk, expected :/
Some retards don't deserve a (You)
why not build octarine on sven for lower cd stun and gods strength
why not build octarine on terrorblade for lower cd ult and sunder
why not build octarine on lone druid for lower cd bear and ult
Octarine is for survivability. You dense nigger.Not cool spells.
>>565354589then build refresher and get true back 2 back ults instead of pretending that 16.5 seconds of downtime is makes it relevant in a team fight
>spektranny, the thread bully, is in full melty modeOctarine has a 76% wr, harpoon 62%.Make both, zero weaknesses! Start fight, instant double hit for infinite agu and one shitting a support for more agi. Literally all you need, hp, mana, cdr!That's a 120% wr, believe it!!!
>>565354962It's 10 seconds retard. Minus the time you are under ult.
>>565355097oh fuck this guy has the math
i accept your projecting concession
>>565355109yeah i fucked up still a long downtime for a fight in the name of survivability
>meteor hammer slark>94% wrthe real tech
hello i played kez for 2 minutes in demo mode and will now be taking mid in your games thx
You guys clearly just don't have the APM necessary to play slark at a high level.Stick to your brain dead carries, pls.
>>565355821remember to build octarine for infinite ults
>>565355734>Slark is sorta poop at hitting buildings, ratting and sieging>Meteor hammer damages buildings and is good for rattingYo no wait... Think about it guys.
>APM>SlarkSpektranny with another banger from down town
microbvlls run this thread
>>565356305>Q>W>R>Silver Edge>ShardMore buttons than most dotards can handle.
>>565356518MICRO AS IN MICROPENIS
>>565356708M-meepo pickers?LD a-abusers?Chen actually good players?H-how do we recover???
macrobvlls we scoring wins
Never been so insulted. I bring a fresh build into this thread and I get insulted. Even worse are the arguments against the build. Which make ZERO logical sense. You disproved none of my points.Good day, sirs.
>>565356708micro as in WAAAHH MOMMMY MY TUYRBO INVOOK IS SCRIPTING MOMMYYYY HE CANT HIT THE KEYS LIKE THAT NOOOO MOMMMYYYYY ILL CRY IN THE THREAD MOMMYYYY NOOO I DONT BELIEVE PEOPLE CAN HAVE MORE THAN 20 WPM LIKE I DO WITH MY TARD HUNT AND PECK TYPING FINGERS NOO
>>565357226how many meds to you take each morning
>>565356859Beating our fat bitch boomer wives.
>>565357190enjoy your minute long team fights bro
>>565357326ritalinvenlafaxineamlodipinethen sleep with quetiapinewbu?
>sirI know what you are
>>565357472just some blood pressure medicine so i don't pop a blood vessel while browsing d2g
Why are my hands always so cold during the first game of the game
>>565357489redditors first day in 4chan>>565357190your build is shit and it makes zero sense because youre a fucking crusader faggot lmao
>>565357667Imdian*
>>565357659i kinda miss getting my exs cold hands on my cock
by my shaggy bark!
>tfw you settle your quarry
>Drum of endurance
>Casual drum
bow to your finnlords
all the new items are kinda honeypotsthe new vessel variant is good against invis heroesi guess. but wraps and hydra is dogshit on dogshit no kizzy croskiilicious
>>565361858wraps needed consecutive nerfs to get there
I think Hydra's breath is fucking awesome.
remembering kotlguy
>>565361858>literally free long range non targeted track slash FREE ward that works on smoke and makes it impossible to hide in trees>it's for invis brook heraldbro
>upper management decided to fire my immediate boss without notice or replacementheroes for this feel?
>>565363423shadow demon
>>565363423alch
>>565363423total hr death(alc btw)
>>565362317do you think he is still lingering behind the scenes?
@dotardsim gonna go make lunch
Evens: Brutally cave my retarded fat boomer bitch wife skull in for burning the quiche she made meOdds: Play LDZero: Play slark with the d2g meme build
>>565369768they chose to kill dota for this and honestly its finewould rather die a hero than become overwatch or whatever
why is dotard 2 g always shit at these hours
>>565370065americans
Americans are just straight up better at Dota than Europeans and it's not even close anymore.EU pros keep crying about 'muh better teamwork' and 'muh macro' while getting absolutely smoked in every major tournament lately. Meanwhile NA stack after NA stack is popping off, adapting faster, and actually having fun playing the game instead of acting like it's a 9-5 spreadsheet job.EU peaked in 2015-2018. It's 2026 and they're still riding old glory while Americans are innovating and carrying the scene. Cope harder, euros. Your region is washed.NA Dota > EU Dota. Change my mind (you can't).
it gets funnier every time you post iti love american humour
>>565292208I remember the weed hooks brah. guy was always stoned out of his mind
been afk since cr1t won TI have i missed anything noteworthy LAN-wise?
i never smoked weed
https://youtu.be/0Qja4bHZRIo?t=85Reminder eurofags don't know how many states the US has.
>>565374149Why would we? I don't know any chinese provinces, why should I care about american states?
Because we're the greatest country on earth, europoor.
>>565374549Hi newfriend! You can reply to other posters by clicking on the post number of the post you want to reply to. Here, let me do it for you >>565374372Keep this in mind for the next time you make a post!
removing the quickening facet kinda fucked it for abaddon carry, you cant spam spells and bloodthorn anymore
drinkin some beer and watchin monkeys_forever on a cool thursdayheaven on earth
if it was heaven i'd be watching mason...
I've noticed that Euros are very meek and shy. Two faced even. It's funny. They're like church mice, will say "I-i-i'l p-play support, pos 5. I'l j-just buy wards and keep quiet". This leaves your average R*ssian who is prob 1-2 standard deviations of IQ below the eurocuck playing mid or carry. When they inevitibly lose, the support euro will actually apologize to the russian who is 10 vodka shots deep who threw the game without buyback. "s-sorry master, if we had wards there..."...An hour later, the two faced euro will make an angry post about russians on /d2g/ or his home, reddit.
mason would never btw
>inevitiblyEOP mutts cant speak their own fucking language lmao you niggas arent real
Euros are speaking american. They're playing an american game, made by an american company, talking about it on an american site, using the american invented internet, and one more time: speaking the american language.
monkeys_chad after effortlessly mmr mogging m*son
>american languageHEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
>2 nights in a row without masonsuicide
whod win in a cum match between mason d2pp and monkeys_forever?
what is a cum match
you jeark eachother until they cum whoever cums last wins
>>565378832top kek, prob mason loses, hes def a bit gay
>monkeys-friendever stimwe are truly blessed
d2pp should make more wholesome content like monkeys
monkeysforever is such an annoying cringe faggot
coal
>>565379772you watch streamers all day you weird faggot
dicks 2 poop pussy should make more wholesome content like monkeys
>>565379665no one said you had to like him tooits ok bro, your hate isnt gonna bring him down
>>565379772mindbreaking masoniggers with one single word btw
>>565381950powerful
monkey_bvlls run this thread
Wow, there's like 5 people who post here now.
4 of them are me and my alter egos
how would i go about transitioning from hard support to tinker spammer
you first put on.. errr... take out the skirt
>tfw when no crab hero
>>565383524how about you stop crying and make yourself useful
>>565345565hmmm good point, rushed aghs could be an issue there. would prob have to swap aghs and shard again
>>565386076how about you suck my dick faggot
imagine dunking xibbes face in hot oil
>>565386264that isnt useful as its a waste a time with your tiny prick
MneeeeughSloppa
m-f absolutely shouldering his team
>carry LITERALLY AFK FOR 40 FUCKING MINUTES FARMING>then decides>I WILL GO HIT TIER 3's XDAnd then we lose a game we were winning the whole time
like i knew this was gonna happen the whole timeBut dota games that are lost min 0 are so miserableI can see my carry is an animal who has never carried anything in his life, doesn't know how to itemize, doesn't know what to do in later game, etc
This is why we need surrenderI can tell i'm gonna lose really early in the game
yes and you the all knowing dotard keeps getting queued with those guys rightif youre so good one would think youd be getting queued with better players
I can't improve my mmr because I don't want to do 30 min queues for mid/carry
>>565390087you are the only constant
my job? i could get a better paying one if i wantedmy girlfriend? in another statemy weight? could lose some fat anytimemy mmr? would be higher if i queued other roles but id rather waste an hour losing a match in a position i dont like blogposting about my bad teammates
>>565390661but hey, maybe valve could introduce concede so i can lose 25 mmr 6 times in 30 minutes
this thread could be so much better if we all just watched monkeys_forever together
>>565391014the next 46 hours and counting could be spent together in bliss
When everything goes right in a match; I don't lose. Dotards?
>>565391745what you described is when you refrain from queuing
>>565289994Even so, what they ponsibly bring to game? Hats? Lmao hero pool in this game is really low nowadays. Always same hero picking same build making same result. Dota losing its fun after they removed battle pass from game. I can't get hype for anything not for event or hero. They removed jungle as well for what sake? Ruin our fun, removing hero skill what's make a hero (for example: clinkz, tinker, techies etc. ) they removed face it talents that was a good thing happened in long time, they removed sideshop's they removed shrines, they almost removed lifestraler from game. idk what else they remove this time.
Imagine if you were 1kmmr
againmy fucking retard teamjust runs at tier 3's for NO REASON AT ALLGo rosh? noGo farm? noPos 4 dies first to a PL because he can't buy ghost sceptor? yes
bruh
https://www.twitch.tv/monkeys_forever
monkeys basedever
monkeys_godever run this thread
MONKEYSONKEYSFOREVEROREVER
monkeys is full reddit player
I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE OPINIONS OF REDDIT
HE ATE THE CHIP
Your position 1 riki, sir.
>>565396848hes so damn wholesome mani genuinely feel jealous
Mason dota > monkey
can i have psg's fart recordings back
mason would never gift an arcana to his viewers btw
When is the yearly event? like TI or frostivus where you buy battlepass thing?
I'm actually teared up right now guys. I've had like 14 beers and I just realized that I will literally never have shots with windrunner. why bother with life, everythign sucks now
dota 2 movie where Pango runs a sex trafficking ring along with mireska
>support pudge>support nyx>carry earthshakeryou're the only constant mfers when you bring up ppl picking retarded ass heroes and wondering why they're losing.
>lost in woods>see thiswhat do?
queue up another herald turbo game
Is it true that you can pay cheap russian whores to cosplay as dota heroes? here in america they're all 300lbs obese hispanic gross ones I think, russian women are beautiful and prob cheap but they turn disgusting after 30 and become a babushka
Matchmaking gave my opponents another free win. When will it be my turn?
actually losing my mind over here
>furry>pedo>1kmmr
I wonder what race these players are
>anonymous mode>mute everyone>just playThis is the way.
monkeys_forever deserves happiness and a good life
loud incorrect buzzer
haha cant avoid subhuman niggers because I have to pay for a feature that should be free xDD
I'm one game away from dropping from crusader. fucking horrible teammates EVERY game.
>>565412337cant you use your white intellect to get a job?
>thread dead>200 fucking posts
observe*shakes my ass in a way that makes it feel like it takes up 5 posts despite only being one post*there*pulls my pants up**imprinted on the butt of the pants is a paragraph explaining to you how the worst threads are often the fastest, and that there's nothing wrong with having a more casual posting speed, especially in off-years like this one*does that help
>>565413653Every single other F2P game lets you avoid for freeFuck off, redditor.
>>565305831>quitting dota at 26>never won a tiyou are only allowed to pick from one of these 2 things. hes too young to give up on dota, he should just keep playing. what was even the reason that he quit again?
>>565369768most cringe thing i've ever seenit's like they're stuck in early 2010s pop culture
>>565415615I would chop off one of my arms to be 26 again. Holy shit, did he bounce that idea off anyone??? He could play for another 5 years minimum and make millions.
The people playing this game are fucking retarded.They literally have no idea how to playA fucking doom offlane in the year of our lord 2026. fucking nigger had 21000 THOUSAND HOURS IN DOTA AND IS CRUSADER
>>565415961thats exactly what im saying! 26 is like 6 more years of dota 2 pro gaming or maybe even more if he ages gracefully. i think he said his plan was to become like an analyst for the dota 2 tournaments. and he has a good voice and great insight obviously everyone in the scene already knows him hes a good fit... but the issue is hes still got time left as a player if he wants to keep going. he should keep going as a player and just come back as talent once hes alot older and has added more years to his pro dota carrer and maybe even an aegis or twopart of me thinks he just wants to be closer to nattea. but like even if thats ur angle u could probably pull her better as a player
>>565416381maybe it's just a lack of perspective, when I was 26 I thought I was getting old... in my 30's now and the thought of that makes me laugh my ass off.
i love losing 4v5s because my nigger team doesnt even realize their pos 4 is afk jungling for 30 minutes yet so is my own except hes 290 net baratrum and the enemy is 800 gpm alchemistoh well!
>only one playing>enemy team focuses mexdwhy cant that happen on my team? they know im the only fucking retard posing any threat as opposed to the drooling fucking manchildren on my team.
>>565416354the year of 2026 is when doom got buffed and came back lil bwi
epic support that picks mid, carry without bkb, offlane that builds like pos1 and warlock with all core items. but the fault for losing is mine :)
>>565416354Based, that seems like 21000 comfy hours>>565402491Rod of Atos
CRAZY HACK items from teammates have no cd
>>565421374no they're just never using them so they dont go on cooldown
>>565421508backpack cooldowns...
>>565422306their glimmer capes and crimson guards arent in their backpack they're just being directly struck with goybeams from orbital satellites and hypnotized into not saving me, the only player on their team so that i lose mmr
>>565419998post dotabuff
>get last pick pos 3 sniper with gold loss>lost so hard enemy carry got fed>team adapts by using him as bait for the rest of the game>winalright im not even mad he played his role i guess
I keep winning mid but my team literally falls flat as soon as the mid game comes around because they fucking build stupid items or play stupid shit heroes in stupid shit roles they have no place in. This shit is unwinnable, nobody has a functioning brain.
octarine weaver
>>565425586You are meant to transfer that momentum into the other lanes if you win mid anon
what is lowest possible effort hero to semi afk spam in turbos for behavior score?I was thinking about io, my strategy of playing normal pick is worthless and i need to try something else
>american hours when all eurochads are sound asleep>half the posts are blogging about bad teammates
>>565419998>play in the trench>everyone plays according to their head canon>result is a coin toss regardless of what you do>stay in the trench forever
how do your team gives up 800 deaths?
>>565427724>i was thinking about [the most reportable most game-losingest hero imaginable]just anything you play well would be fine
>>565427724turbo is fucking awful for bs farmingif anything you'll be losing it
>>565427724use the mason approved technique and spam disruptor
>>565427816Honestly i have no idea how to actually gain behavior score anymore. I played 40 games with a 85% w/r and got +800 after 15 games, then after another 15 i lost 100 because my pos 1 afked in jg and so did my teamOne time i got 3k and played a turbo and got ow reported for -1k because i didnt go to a single fight>>565427849i will try that out>>565427806okay maybe not io then, i have no idea what is good in turbo
Guess this insane hero!One clue: He was mid.
I'm holding sorapoi hostage in my basement and forcibly feminizing him with hormones
>>565430585necrophos?
>>565293251it literally is true doejacking your hog to loli = attracted to children = pedophile, which is legal, abusing kids is what is illegaljust like watching and getting off to gay porn is still gay
>>565430585bughtsltaker
>just play support, it's easier to rise if you're consistent!>pos 1 picks PL into necro and warlock because "I counter huskar mid saar"MAID
>>565430585cent or earth spirit
>>565433367people have not moved on from this
>>565433367anytime some dotard unc brings up a video or image from the past jimmy demon ho is always present bro had his finger in every pie
>>565430840>>565431026>>565431740Pudka.He got upset I as the pos 1 "stole" 2 last hits from his midlane when I went to kill their mid and take the tower and just farmed the entire game until the end of the game.We won, so no big deal, just funny reaction.I was dual Q'ing with a friend whose computer fucking died and he lost 2k+ BS from 2 unintentional abandons.
winnan spammin pit lord
>>565438570
>>565439136do you still go auras on him or rush straight to aghs
>>565440002atos shard agh gleip
>>565440394rightthe pit of malice with gleip + aghs + shiva is insane
What can you do with Stickers?
>>565446173jazz up your profile
>>565446173cram
our man monkeys_forever is awake
while you were busy losing in low mmr, i was mastering russian for anti griefing tactics
monkeys_forever chair probably has higher mmr than mason lmao
