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Time for bless the thread
Digitan LOVE
Dating my trainee with marriage in mind
my trainee raped me
What do you use daily legends races for? Do you use it to get star pieces of your already owned rare umas? Or do you use it to unlock umas you don't own?
>>565324537Can we have NTR OPs backI fucking hate homosexual hours when Americans are awake
I really just can't get over Gold Triumph...
so.. in EU zone, is CB today or tonight?
>Just trust me bro all uma are for (you)???
>>565324785at what time has every other banner in the game started
>>565324754i'm getting my taiki shuttle this weekend
>>565324691I overlooked her for so long, but she's cute and fast.
this thread will be gayer
which uma would 100% skip class to give sloppy toppy in the school bathroom
>>565324845Yeah, even Shakur
Find better bait
>>565324754Use it to unlock Umas I don't ownBut it always ends up like this:>Go to unlock Manhattan Cafe>Roll her with a monthly ticket with 3 days left>Go to unlock Sweep Tosho>Actually finishes>Go to try and unlock Goldship Swimsuit>End up rolling her almost immediately>Go to unlock Tachyon>End up rolling her in my Lala sparkNow I'm at Kitasan but I might switch over to Nakayama Festa for her outfit.
>>565324918
CM12 status?https://poal.me/85llnghttps://poal.me/85llnghttps://poal.me/85llngthe fact that Kitasan beat me down to 3rd and proceeds to drop in my rolls is just brutal.
DAAAAAAAAAHBY (kentucky) soon
>>565324914I need bokumankos in global nao
>>565324754The only uma from the selection I don't have is TM Opera base so I'm getting the 5th star of my oshi.
>>565324785The banners release in about 9 hours
>>565324845pretty much. Ymmv on some year one umas like Raisu, Teio, Haru, or Gold Ship, but pretty much all of them are for (You) and that only gets stronger with each new uma.
This is where Deep Impact is going instead of Umamusume
>>565324754I am 70 days from obtaining the Emperor, and then I'll be 60 days from obtaining The Fattest Fuck Herself
>>565324918>>565324918
>>565325107raisu is super (You)sexual, the fuck are you talking about
ACK
Why do people still fall for that retarded bait?
>>565325294I think you mean Curren
>>565325294she's wholly devoted to (You), but that's not what I meant. Depending on your interpretation, it's the sort of clingy behavior of an imouto, not romantic interest.
The only reason most umas become for (You) is that MANT almost killed the game in JP, so when the suits checked what happened, instead of looking at the game they thought of the previous thing that almost killed the game. /u/mas from the original PV and MANT being the most gay scenario to date means yuri is dangerous, so they only apply it in small doses afterwards as to not kill the artistic vision of the game completely.
>>565325408This is how Curren Chan wakes me up
I have yet to read a single career where the trainee sees her trainer as anything more than at best convenient lackey. Falco, for example, places as much importance on her trainer as she does on yesterday's lunch. In Japan, how is one supposed to survive working unpaid overtime late into night every day while living in a capsule home when even their escapism treats them with indifference and contempt? Make it make sense.
>>565325408I HATE CURREN
wtf is going onare we being raided
>>565325406because autistic retards, when they see something obviously incorrect, feel the need, very strongly, to correct itthey thus fall into the trap the autistic retard has placed for them, because said retard only gets enjoyment from (You)sI appreciate that you didn't give him one, thank you for your service.
quick post the mare pussy video
>I have yet to readIt shows.
>>565325408/uma/club dancho bounces on me like this
>>565325547the trolling yurinigger isn't getting as much attention or (You)s so he's starting to act out
600k left on golSHIT eventbakushin ura spam is doing well but I want to kms
>>565324537wada the first jockey to actually be taller than the uma... ope is too short
I need more Mr CB propagandaplease post more
>>565325547no just retards reply to the guy that has been posting the same images and bait for months only adding a new one every couple of weeks instead of ignoring him
Are we rolling?
How can any hetfag explain THIS?
Is Mr CB required to be at MLB?
>>565325879she's dogshit so unfortunately noif she was a bit more flexible-good I'd definitely rollthe visor is pretty sex. Sad that her future alts who are actually good doesn't have it
>>565325856ask, and it shall be given unto ye. Seek, and ye shall find
>>565325879She's hot, may do the daily roll on her. Prob not.
>>565325951Go play hoguri, you worm in human visage
>>565325879She interacts with a certain mejiro uggo a lot so no
>>565325935you could say it's Mr.LB
>>5653259351LB
let me break it down for you
>>565325935she's a linearly-scaling card. She's usable at 1lb, and pretty much at max power at 3lb, 4lb doesn't do much. Roll for it ONLY if you're an endfag. Don't waste your carats, that would make CB sad.Do, however, roll for her in November!
>>565325935Go for 2LB and just MLB during the selectors on half anni
>>5653259351LB is the cope where she can be roughly as good as an MLB SR card + a gold skillbut more is better
Total hog death
>>565326075Why is that body and those genetics wasted on being penetrated by Rice's plastic dildo?
>>565326037I don't want a meta niggaI want a horse that isn't actual brick tier or someone that only works on 1 track
>>565326140>selectors>s
>>565326168>SS hogsYou didn't win. You didn't face real XOguris.
>>565326325He's a pigger since he's pulling for CB
I can't go back bros holy moly these many affinity spark events are mindbreaking me
>>565326003why wouldn't you do the daily rolls>>565326402there are no paid 1.5 selectors
>>565326448Using them on Natie...>but you can do bothI'm only using the daily carat pack for daily rolls.
>>565326075The softest
>>565324537Looking for 2 members>1 can be added now>1 to be added after club rewardsAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >9 million monthly quota (will revert to 6 million on starting July)>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>565324874i keep forgetting it>>565325082So is tonight... i see
>>565325208Everyday until you like it
>Wake up>Feel like shit>Right ear is stuffed for some reason[sound] feels very relatable today
>>565326532oh you mean paid carat oneswe get 7 free daily rolls too after 3 free for natie/kingu
Poke is super cute, why nips don't like her
>>565325536Luna my cute punny wife>>565325602 >>565325985CB my tomboyish wife>>565326225Chevachi 2.0...
>>565325257>Fuji Kiseki>one of the most feminine charming in the game>Symboli Rudolf>one of the most girl boss>>>butchAt least play the game.
El's innocence is no more...
>>565326834Just filter the file gwo
>>565326893>Mexican>InnocentHmmm
>>565326752they dont like anything remotely masculine in their waifus
If I get selected for Mambo, I will add a daily quota and remove the 3 day rule
>>565326964>mexicanshe's a white girl from kentucky raised by latino larper wrestler dad...
>>565326752she's uuuuuuuglyyyyyyymaybe her voice, she is very cute in the movie
>>565324537https://poal.me/nvfsg6https://poal.me/nvfsg6https://poal.me/nvfsg6
>>565326752The weak fear the strongest
>>565327084Exactly. Ain't no nothing innocent 'bout that.
>>565326918Wife
>>565327104isn't this poll contradictoryif you vote for them then they aren't forgettable
>>565326834anon........do NOT pay attention to the shitstirring yurinigger troll. I'm a 4chan newfag and I know this, the fuck's wrong with you?
>>565327093
>>565326752OOCPokke would be gushing non-stop if she got the chance to wear Fuji's race outfit
>>565327218Wife (male)
>>565327095McQueen acts more like an ojou-sama, but oh my god Mejiro Ardan is my favorite ojou-sama
>>565327095Why did Ardan become ftm tranny? Next ballroom event she will prob have zipper tits and bald head
Gold City feet in my mouth
I'm going to do a 30-day countdown when CB's trainee banner approachesso excited it's unreal
>>565327450>making cute art of the most cancerous tumor
you can tell it's real because it looks bad, and not generic>>565327565you will NEVER be her husband or lover, that right has been exclusively taken by MR CBs Twitter Husband Artist Thing Whatever
>>565327378McQueen trying to act like an oujo-sama but actually being a weird dork is my favorite thing about her... Is this what gap moe is?
>>565327484
Gold City mouth on my feet
>>565327663
>I was going to post Doto edgy smile but the tone of this post is kind of bratty, better use a Fine Motion image then I'll reply with a Chiyo image
>Get 8k skill points for once>Fenomeno doens't finish her chain>Ai doesn't finish her chain>Teio doesn't finish her chain>Yanko doesn't finish her chain>The only one who did was Fine MotionJust.
>>565327637you have precisely articulated it, Sir>acts like noble, dignified elite ojou-samais really>huge fatty>can't restrain herself around sweets>baseball otaku>wakes herself up screaming 'NIGGER' it's prime gap moe, and I love her for it
if this is the stuff moids pass around when talking about Gold City in umachan then no wonder she can't stop going to anonymous forums
>>565327960all me
>>565327851
>>565327960what the FUCK are you talking about>whore image
>>565328062nobody cares about your shitty OC uma
>posting slop? AOK :)>posting JP uma? REEEEEEE CRINGE >:(
>>565328236Take your off topic shit elsewhere
>>565328236something something ai is better than hand trash
>>565327851is always cute how umas have to grab their tails to hide how happy they are
>>565328236AI is far better than handdrawn trash
at some pointjp horses will be on topic after we catch up
>>565328236Post good JP umas like Calstone
>>565327104Believe is the only uma in this list i literally cannot remember what she looks like
>>565328062Surely this uma is different from the others and wouldn't rape her trainer
>>565328540>He can't remember the mask
>>565328062
>>565328441me as curren's fans
>>565328062Lala inner thoughts are the best part
kissies?
>>565328441>lifetime contractbased little harlot
>>565328540You can either remember the mask or her weird zipper racewear
>>565328478After Not before So fuck off back to umajp
>>565326918Finally we have Sounds of Earth here, she scares the gays away
>>565326918
>>565328878no way, fag
>>565328878No more kisses we're in a recession
the j in jpuma stands for JEET
>>565329187>proud samurai>easily flusteredso fucking cute
Dating my trainee just so I can see her soul get crushed on my wedding day when she sees me marrying a superior ningen woman.
>>565328540think of Taishin but blue and that's her
>>565329335>Silly Symboli
>>565329335Silly
Cheval Grand being washedhttps://x.com/edward4th66/status/2049702159424647371?s=20
>>565329486>>565329494Siriuscord...
Imagine being an Uma and you’re one of the only ones in your year who gets a personal trainer and he goes and dates some hag Uma instead of you.
>>565329486>>565329494
>>565329486>>565329494no need to try this hard friends, I already liked her
>>565329486>>565329494SillyGODS...
>>565329550>>565329671We are out in full force today!
>>565329516Cheval Grand, too lewd ...
>>565329486>>565329494s sugoi
Lala only does full on insaneo style umaypoi with her trainer.
Ines has such an ugly voice, makes my ears bleed.
>>565329486>>565329494holy based
I like this uma
Thoughts on this event?
>>565330229Same
Oguri, what the fuck are you yapping about?
>>565329739>>565330168She is so silly
>>565329486>>565329494Cute....
>>565330229she has to be the funniest uma for sure
>>565328062Why are mares like this?
>Trying to stop Romantic Warrior from getting the HK Triple Crown
>>565330449She is a gold clan mare. She is way more dangerous
if they aren't pussies the next alt of her will be the SWIMSUIT version
>>565330526Nice English ESL bwo
>>565330326She is jealous, you dolt!
How can one guy be so based?
>perfect prove
>>565328062we need more content like this, thats how this IP will thrive
Cheval...
>>565330305Best MANT event by far
reminder that its okay to shill literal brown slop and racism when its coming from indians and sea :)
>>565329486>>565329494*CHU CHU CHU* (suction sounds) *NOM NOM LICK* KISSKISSKISS *smooch smooch smooch* *lick* thaaaanks
what is this little blud yapping about
>>565331095this anon is sucking a dick
What happens if I just don't raise Maya's End Aptitude from B to A?
>>565330646Buena doesn't look like that
Are we passive-aggressive foidposting now?
>>565331095
im from seanow say what you want right in my face
>>565330721https://mangadex.org/title/b370c855-0dc0-4895-ae9d-247e157e41bb/uma-musume-pretty-derby-sen-ichi-yo-cbhttps://mangadex.org/title/6c40780a-bfa0-4d17-a805-ea12055a5038/uma-musume-pretty-derby-hanayome-cb-100-kei
How can one be this silly
>>565331126Jani would do this for me>>565331226You need to get some rest
>>565331226YAAAAAAAR HAARRR FIDDLE DEE DEE
next thread will smell better.
>>565331226Fix your bot
>>565331226Your cheater.
>>565331175she explodes and dieshonestly tempted to just do this for another source of 3* med pink
Tomorrow.
>>565331410>Next thread will smell like a dog instead of Europoor/BrownNo it won't you disgusting JPtroon>>565331556go back homo
All the sprint shoes.... will be mine
>>565327565Based. I haven't seen anyone do that since Fuji
>be gentle and frail waifubait that all male players instinctually want to protect>few events later.. what will be her alt? bunny suit? microbikini? naked apron?>no, they turn her into a womanizing ftm tranny that is a complete antithesis to everything her character stood for>somehow there have been 8 (EIGHT) ballroom events and only 2 cheerleader events, so either the biggest spenders are dykes and trannies or there is some agenda at play
>>565331370By being smug af too
>>565331556>>565324537
>>565331480Theres nothing wrong with cheating if you dont get caught
>ultra golshi mode>massive acceleration nuke at race startwhat the fuck
is it ethical to steal soundposts?
Why is Cygames one of the few companies that isn't afraid to shove cute tomboys down our throats? Is it because the "sporty girl" archtypes irl are often tomboys? Whatever the reason I fucking love them for it. Literally spoiled for choice with so many amazing tomboys for (you)
>>565331652No way mambro
>>565327104The most objective way is obviously to crawl the archive and find the least mentioned uma
>>565331550>she explodes and diesR-really? For me it's that I have piss End spark parents and don't want to waste borrows on End grandparents or parents
>>565331947end closer shill mode
Little do they know the silly is just a front
>>565329486>>565329494Is it silly hours
ahem
I just woke up. Can we not post bullshit so early in the morning.
>>565332232Just turn off the screen nigga
Chrono Genesis and Neo Universe are the coolest chuuni uma names and it's not even close
>>565332232
>>565332090Most girls have bisexual tendencies, put them in a locker room with hot, sweaty, extremely fit women in the prime of their physicality. it's not really a mystery how they end up fucking eachother. Also pregnancy means your athletic career is OVER
https://poal.me/4pi8eahttps://poal.me/4pi8eahttps://poal.me/4pi8ea
>>565331652>no competition>just 4 shoeseh?
fuck i got excited there for a sec
>>565331786Cygames has always been woke it's not something new
Finally
>>565332487>gay post>teio imageSTOP
>free pullfine... i will run you for taurus...
>>565332513you should be, you got prez!
>>565332513>gets THE Kaichou instead of some meme costume >whines Nigger!!!!!!!
>>565332559people don't request dirt shoes anymore...
I got in 7 donations
>>565332513She is great
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>>565332764Two minutes of Goo Goo Babies
MY GREED HAS BEEN REWARDED YEAAAAHA
>>565332616You bitch
Haru Urara is an innocent, cute and pure horsegirl.Do not sex her. I repeat, do NOT sex Urara.
>>565333103
>>565333103okay
Fuck me always speed garbage
>>565332487Which /uma/ toraina would you date
>>565332453mamuisto?!
>>565333268You will want Speed for GL
M Demuro got back to Japan and will ride this weekend. Hopefully he can do well
>>565332616fuck do we ever get double stars on daily legend?
Well?
>>565333537Yeah if you get the star in your daily shop
>>565333603Losers
>>565333537They are doubled during certain events for a week or two, but nothing beyond that.
>>565333603Ligma?
consider
I love my great, excellent, wonderful, superb, fantastic, marvelous, splendid, terrific, outstanding, admirable, commendable, fine, favorable, positive, superior, satisfactory, righteous, noble, ethical, honorable, decent, upright, principled, moral, pure, saintly, capable, proficient, talented, skilled, accomplished, adept, expert, masterful, efficient, competent, delightful, lovely, agreeable, pleasing, charming, enjoyable, fun, nice, beneficial, helpful, valuable, constructive, advantageous, effective, worthwhile, productive, powerful, mighty, formidable, solid, robust, exceptional, remarkable, stellar, first-rate, top-notch, prime, excellent-quality, flawless, immaculate, pristine, polished, refined, elegant, impressive, majestic, glorious, radiant, brilliant, superbly-crafted, admirable, trustworthy, reliable, dependable, sound, valid, sensible, wise, clever, sharp, insightful, imaginative, creative, innovative, trailblazing, groundbreaking, forward-thinking, efficient, streamlined, optimized, strong, resilient, durable, enduring, steady, consistent, stable, uplifting, inspiring, motivational, heartwarming, wholesome, kind, benevolent, generous, compassionate, empathetic, gentle, courteous, gracious, respectful, supportive, loyal, faithful, devoted, earnest, sincere, genuine, authentic, truthful, honorable, meritorious, laudable, praiseworthy, exemplary, distinguished, elite, premier, unmatched, unrivaled, supreme, top-tier, gold-standard wife TM Opera O
>>565333103She will mark you the just like any other uma
Favourite uma jumpscare?
>>565333603ligma
>>565332883>>565332513wife
>people are already doing the ultra golshi modewtf I've only been doing 1 run per day because you guys said MANT was dead. Why did you lie to me.
>>565333081Why does Topro wear the hat?
>>565333782>Marvelous
How are you niggers getting so many Taiki pieces??I still have 89 pieces to go until I unlock Kaichou
>>565333946yep
>>565332487>>565332487There's a guy in my club who imitates his profile uma's speaking mannerisms and I find it super cute
>>565333103No one did. She died a grandma virgin.
>>565333603lolis>b-but goldshi is not a lol-she is underageloli means underage girl in japanese
>>565333782trve
>>565333603LESBIANITY
>>565333946Dahby….Rest in peace ticket
>>565333103I'll be sexing her adoptive mother instead
>>565333879
>>565333946He was a good horse...
>>565332383Whats the difference between club points and friendship points gains? Im really confused by those 2 system
>>565333946UWAAAAAAAAAAA GANBATTE IN HELL TICKET CHAN UWAAAAAAAAAA MR SPERM
new lecture just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8RlR097cL4
>>565309764Late reply but you're absolutely correct, I'm just mad about the stress they put the horse through, and I believe others and actual succesful ones like Oguri Cap had the same with races with practically no resting inbetween them, maybe I would've hoped for a what if scenario and uma is the closest to it for horses that achieved just 1 G1 or not even that
>>565333367what if I already am dating one
>>565333946One of the only horses I'm glad is dead
Lots of art.
buy an ad
Got the Yaeno Muteki (male) card...
>>565333603Lobotomized
>>565334196>>565334294The things you can buy in the shop, essentially. Friendship you get through others using your stuff iirc, club are obv.
Why does my late with a ton of mid-race can't catch up to a shit Dober and ends up 7th at the start of the late-race?
>>565334602Is your late named Maya?
>>565334294they just buy different things from two different shops. you get friend points from your card borrows and club points from shoe trades and star uma borrows.you get both from team trialsyou want to use all your friend points on monthly hint books and the club points for the cards mostly which can sometimes be very good
>>565334602Late is gambling experience. Also dont call Dober shit.
>>565334417wtf who is it
>>565334436DONT SHAY THAT!!!!
>>565334692Yes
>>565334417This. The two ways in which /uma/ changed my life are:Found the perfect horsefucker bf.Became a neonazi.
>>565334692>>565335097
>>565335141Nobody bounces like this.
>>565324754Finally getting that one Uma that never showed up.Going to get Digital with the next batch
>>565332714>>565332741>>565332883Man I wish I could see her full career (fuck mant), the events seem extremely romance coded
>>565335097That's the problem
>>565335215>>565335305Release Catyano already I'm sick of this late/end bullshit
>>565332513Prez is cool just don't start calling her Luna like the weirdos.
>>565334417Can you tell him to login? It's been like a week and the club is starting to get worried.
>>565335509Sex Rape
>>565335141WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING A BF EXCEPT ME
>>565325879Ines valentine alt is far cuter. Idk if better or not.
Please tell me there's a better way to get OYL next scenario for Natty that isn't borrowing SSR Ticket Guts
>>565335141I bounce like this
>>565335509luna
>>565335856umazing
I really wonder what a foal of Goldship and Urara would've been like.
>open the game>claim my login bonus>first thing i hear is golshi panting minute 1
why does chiyofag get a pass but ntrfag doesnt? I dont like this double standard. Both need to be ostracized
>>565335831OYL is a cope accel for when Lates barely had any accels. Wit Natie is already a dead card
chiyoposting and currenposting should be bannable
I just finished Digitan yesterday and I'm not running Tiara on others aieee
umas happy that trainer got dumped
>>565336004>why are you complaining about the knife stuck in your belly but not the splinter in your finger?
>>565336278go back fagg
>>565326316She's very good for Derby/Japan Cup/Autumn Tenno Sho/Yasuda Kinen/NHK mile cup/Victoria Mile
So what happened from 23 to 27?
Do lates want Nishino for CM14? I'm doing some grandparent planning.
>>565336530Tokai Teio
>>565336004There is a line that if crossed the thread will go against you, the Chiyoposter hasn't crossed it yet, the NTRfag did.The line is invisible, he will only know he crossed it when it's too late, and he can only cross it if he's incredibly retarded/brown, which apparently he isn't unlike the other guy. When you complain like this instead of ignoring, you're moving the line away from him making it harder to hate him, so let's him fuck himself over if he has what it takes to be bullied into becoming a schizo spammer, don't ruin it.
>>565336530momentary bottery problematic problemo moment
>>565335721Try harder
>>565336278>tall trainerFUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF.MAKE 1 TRAINER A NORMAL 5 FOOT 6 OR 5 FOOT 7. NOT EVERY FUCKING TRAINER NEEDS TO BE A 6 FOOT FUCKING GIANT
>>565336530Go ask in their discord, idk
>>565336551I think it's better to get Shadow Break+Pump
>>565336229>you're better off with a laid back girlThanks city! I'll ask Wonder Acute out!
>>565336743go BACK NOW
>>565336632>5'6/5'7>normalSigh, Teiobros... Our reputation...
>>565336743Now show the LOY's career end
>>565336743ROMANCE? IN MY GACHA? THIS IS UNNACCEPTABLE >>565336632we already established most of us are 6 feet or taller
>>565336040Then what non-unique accel am I chasing
>>565336815That's normal in Japan
Are there any skills that will make my trainee run backward? I want her to turn around and run backward. I feel that this will unlock hidden potentials
>>565336743Imagine the kino of the english translation"I am Still in Love"
Uma mares that got 2nd place in the Oka Sho
>>565336906I'm 182cm and I've met too many "6ft+" people shorter than me to believe self reported hights
>>565337141yeppers
>>565336530bot broken then some member vibe coded their own bot machine
>>565337141whogives a fuckyou jp CUNT
>>565336743A new universe.... you could say almost like..... a neo universe....
>>565337195>JOBka when she's not at Tokyo
>>565336947My dick in your mouth is normal in Japan.Our wedding is normal in JapanOur wholesome marriage in which we're both happy for the rest of our lives is normal in Japan.
>>565337141
>>565336743BRAVO NOLAN
8* pace chaser straightaways5 runsONE inspirationon the ONE fucking run where i couldn't get it's on
Trainer height is barely relevant; the true problem here is that both the game and most fan artists consistently fail to recognize that the umamusume themselves are generally in the 7ft-9ft height range.
CB tonite?
>>565336632Im 6'4 and I will take my cute womanlet uma with superstrength, thank you
DANCHOUUUUUUUUU
Very important pollhttps://poal.me/98vy51https://poal.me/98vy51https://poal.me/98vy51
>>565337356he couldn't get it on lol
>>565337142I am NO JOKE, 6'7" or 205 cm. Its a miserable world I live in, everything is too short or small.
>>565337141Oh, Vodka got 2nd? I wonder who got first.
>>565336632>NOT EVERY FUCKING TRAINER NEEDS TO BE A 6 FOOT FUCKING GIANTMe trying to find nsfw with normal sized dicks and not big ones
>>565337356guess it's off now
>>565337207but 3 of those are in global
>>565337614No worries, you can just shatter your kneecaps
>>5653376146 7????
>>5653372073 other posters did you flaming homo spiritual janny wannabe
>>565337608you got ayou have a thing therelemme wipe thatok there you're good
Does anyone know if you 5-Star an Uma do their stars in the Daily shop just stop appearing? I keep getting Ryan/Fuku/Derby/Ass Wonder and I'm just tired of constantly getting them everytime.
>>565337927I look like this
>>565337614How big is your dick
>>565336632What 3rd world country are you from that men are 5'6"?
>>565337972they show up anyway
Maya love
>>565337924you're a sick man
>>565324537tmoooooo is SEX
>>565337747Seeing this made me depressed and my migraines started up again
>>565337651Skill issue, just grow a bigger dick vro
>>565338138bad hygiene benefits no one
>>565338061>How big is your dickNTA but no, being tall doesnt mean your dick is bigtrust me
>>565337927based post more>>565337924>>565337915stfu with your garbage jp tranny>>565338132based pedo
>>565338132she doesn't give groundwork tho????
>>565337972>>565338079what do star pieces do after 5 stars anyway?
>>565338061My shoe size is 14 1/2. You figure it out.
>>565324754trying to get the other fatty, then suzuka and og mcqueen
>>565338274Thats why I asked, half of the tall people you see online complain how their dick looks tiny if theyre average or microscopic if theyre small
>>565337608>>565337924I don't get i--holy fuck that is subtle>>565338371my mega cute CF buebue
>>565338339Clovers
>>565338419
>>5653383391 Star piece = 1 cloverAnd no the rate is not better for 2* or 3* umas
How can I tell if a trainee prefers cock?
>>565338407Why don't you post it, big boy?
>>565338339They take a tiny piece of their costume material off
>>565338407Isn't a myth that you have a big dick if you have big stompers
why do i keep shitting the bed on NHK mile
>>565336632I hate to tell this to you but 5'7 is just slightly below average...how do I know this? I'm 5'7 and everyone is just a tiny bit taller than me.
>>565338705Go to the movies with her, or get glimpses of her manga when she's reading manga. If she picks something like "The Pony Girl and the Wolf Prince", well, there you go
>>565338853>mfw 5'5
>>565338853>but 5'7 is just slightly below average...because maybe hes a shortbro????????????
>>565338830*Isn't it
wtf is a '
>>565338853>>565338950Why are you so short?
>>565338931but sirius is literally the wolf prince........
>>565338950Short kings gotta stick together. We can blame God together.
>>565338950Can I groom you
>>565338624>>565338664
>>565339083No thanks
If you like Shakur, here’s an artist that only draws her https://x.com/samedonman4
How did your triple crown go /uma//dachi? https://poal.me/8hfinthttps://poal.me/8hfinthttps://poal.me/8hfint
>>565339036Because that's the trade off God gave me for a loving family.I'm short(175cm), I have a small dick, my one eye is lazy and I have a Mcdonalds hairline.But atleast I have a loving family and I'd take this deal again in the next life.
>>565339269Thanks bwo I blocked him
>>565339269that's niceevery uma needs a dedicated artist
>>565338339you can level them up past 5 stars later
>>565339269
Hello friends!!
manletbros existdickletbros existdo not body shame your uma wife wouldnt like that
>>565339637hello
>>565339637hey
>>565339758Maruzensky does seem like she'd like 'em small.
>>565339637hello person that suspiciously likes babies a lot
I just can't get Medium S'ate maruzensky
>>565339269I really like this artist, it's nice to see someone who genuinely loves Shakur and doesn't just see her as a foil for a ship
>>565339758Remember that no matter what you look like, there is an Uma musume for you. Fat ass? Teio Korean super model? McQueenNEET with no life prospects? Air GrooveAverage Joe who’s just tryna make rent? Curren Chan
The anti-Gold schizo is gonna blow his brains out lmao. https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2049689276519166069/video/1?s=46
any of these worth using my uncap crystal on?
Full version of Gold-Triumph for those not in Japan/Timezone where it's the 1st of May yet.https://litter.catbox.moe/l5zcof.mp3I love VPNs.
>>565339903>she'd like 'em small.any sweet uma would (unless its the american ones, they're cooked)
>>565339776>>565339861>>565340009I just like the way the tanuki style makes them look!
super golshi mode is no joke
>>565338950Girl?
>>565340090uhuh
>>565340083they like them black too
If you don't train your Taurus aces on super gorushi mode, you didn't win
>>565339758>manletbros existI'm avrg height>dickletbros existSlightly over avrg>do not body shameI'm fat, and I could hardly give less of a shit for your "body shame" faggotry, go and stop being a dicklet manlet you loser.>your uma wife wouldnt like thatShe would support my radical ideas
>>565339758I need a manlet dicklet /uma/bf I dont body shame
>>565340012When you get her medium S she won't finish PoC or TTL
>>565340358YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST THIS WEBM
>>565340358This is literally a wigger uma I think she would care
>>565340358Making fun of fats isn't bodyshaming
>>565339031apostrophe ESL kun..
>>565340021>NEET with no life prospects? Air GrooveCan I get a reroll on this one?
>>565340028He already had a meltdown about this last night.
Foids are the only ones who should be ashamed of their bodies.
>>565340473Neither is making fun at manlets or dicklets. Difference being that fatties can fix themselves, manlets will forever be TINY DICKLESS LOSERS>>565340447WATCH ME
>>565340361hey
>>565340575Hors knows it's important to stay hydrated. I hope you do too.
>>565340487wtf is 5 apostrophe 7
>>565340632taint his image ONE more time and you're fucking done for.
>>5653405277 and you get Rudolf Evens you get haru urara Odds you get Gold Ship
>>565340632Watch your fucking mouth avatarfag
Umermusume
>>565340613no joke, most men dont even care. Most of my best friends have been short kings>>565340707When used in numbers it denotes a measurement. In this case 5'7 is read as 5 feet and 7 inches. yeah yeah imperial is fucking stupid I know
oh no
>Hey you know how everyone hates yurifags>Yeah>Let's put one in the actual gamewhy
>>565340804I'll take it, thanks.
>>565340758Luckily, I did not post any images, till now!>>565340875Your religious dogma can't stop me.
> Golshi mode slightly increases difficulty> Ok sure> Getting absolutely wreckedI've gone back to running URA with Bakushin and having 500 speed by Classic April and am still losing some G1s.Last "year" goldshi mode was a lot easier
so...latesurge Mayano is good, right?
anyone got a link to that site that calculates your actual race bonus?I can't remember it for the life of me
>>565341142>eats your toes
>>565340697Hello...
>>565341218gwochacho ur witchacho...
>>565341218el abomination...
>>565341218Bro this is the most knee capped Mayano I’ve seen
>>565341332what does she need wit for? she just runs forward right, you don't need a brain for that
Which URA careers let me run the Arlington cup + the other mission race and then kill the run at Tenno Spring?
>>565340632Making fun of manlets is body shaming cause they can't fix it tho. Making fun of fats isn't cause they can. That's the entire point bwo
>>565341523penisbetween those
>>565341523
>>565340358>I'm fat, and I could hardly give less of a shit for your "body shame" faggotry, go and stop being a dicklet manlet you loser.The fact that you replied means you felt personally attacked by it Also nobody talked about fat people, the fat people are in your head, plus being fat is not body shaming because you can control thatSo you possess a wrong reading comprehension and mental issuesSo your insult doesnt work either and it just shows you're a retarded golshigger (that wife could support your radical ideas yes)Or you just wanted a (you), so i'll entertain you just this once
>>565341590we prefer the term "height hcallenged, you bigot
I keep seeing the "everyone will know how amazing you are" top option for winning races, but my brain keeps replacing amazing with umazing.
>>565341754ok height hcallenged bwo sorry for calling you a manlet
Okay but Stego cute.
>>56534105790% of male body standards are born out of foid insecurity. They want us to be big because they need to feel small. The guys who play into that and feel pride because of that are the equivalent of union scabs. Whenever you see someone on the internet obsessed with others height, it is almost always a woman. There’s no need to entertain them in either case.Umamusume.
the fact that you wrote a TL;DR: is evidence for you being a malding, dicklet manlet>>565341860thank you for understanding
bwos?>>565340058
>>565340358I want to fuck her thighs
Its simple, the short torainas become the bottoms and the tall torainas become the tops, umas can watch
>>565341970Nishino Flower
>>565341708Fat this fat that how about you let me fuck Ticket’s fat tits?
>>565341970only Nishino if you need a 15RB card
>>565341907said the manlet LMAO
>>565340058>>565341970maybe nishino flower if you struggle to reach 50 race bonus
>too tall to enjoy pic relDon’t feel too bad anon.
>>565342119>>565342136I was considering that, but when am I going to need a power card that isn't SSR Marvy?
Is 50% race bonus that importantCan I run 45%
>>565342339yes
>>565342339You lose alot of passive stat increases from races. Somewhere to ~75 stats overall
>>565342339RB works in thresholds where once you get to a certain %, the amount you get as bonus doesn't change until you reach the next threshold and the amount in-between doesn't matter.So yes you CAN, but it will be worse
>>5653422712 speed 2 wit 2 power is a fairly standard deck
>>565342516seriously? I've been running 3speed/2wit/1power for my Latescapping speed seems too much of a gamble otherwise
>>565342271If you have Marv you don't really need it for RB. Maybe you can use Helios for the good Mile skills and 10 RB in the Mile CM.I guess you can use it on a Guts card if you have Ayabe and wanna run a Guts deck. Other than that SR cards are pretty much useless at this point
>>565342640I want to impregnate this creature
Wow Tachyon's family are pieces of shit. I know she's...eccentric but she's still family, and it's not like she was outright hurting anyone.
>>565342230But you could do this to Narita Taishin
>>565342675Depends on your scalingsDon’t run two power if you have a 20% power scaling, for example. You can do 2 Speed/1 Power/3 Wit in that case
>>5653426753spd is overkill for even 0% growth umas, just don't ignore single rainbows too much while running 2spd
>>565342874
>>565342460Dang I was guessing as muchMy dick looks like this rn, Im waiting to get Haru to MLB and I could swap the mayano card for manhattan stamina, but I'd need to uncap it twice for 50%
>>565342798>if you have Ayabebwo...>>565342903>>565342919guess I'm just unlucky then. I'll give 2s/2p/2w a shot on my next Kingu run
>>565342931she is a PROUD bavarian gal, why would she be portrayed as red scum?
You're not oshi gaming unless you're using your oshi's friends as support cards
>>565343142She is far closer to being your avrg cologne fag than being bavarian, but hey funny bavarian clothes haha lol
>>565341907Thanks for being self-affirming, but what am I supposed to do with this information? Become gay, because le woman is all about height?umamusume
>>565343254You forgot your Oguri
>>565343254you're not oshi gaming if you don't read her story every time too and make the choices that make the story better regardless of stat or skill effect
>>565343087I mean Ayabe isn't on your list so you could have her at MLB.
6 Power 3 Guts. Any decent?
>>565343254>Bright>Suzuka>FukukitaruAll their cards are kinda... and Suzuka isn't even the same type of runer
>>565343472nah, just the cards I toastedare SRs really that bad now? Surely there's some that are worth it
>>565343572*Runner
>>565343285She gives off Brandenburg vibes to me but not in the DDR way
>>565343254>El Condor Pasa>Haru Urara>Kawakami Princess>Seiun Sky>Grass Wonderbwos.....
>>565343531Taiki doesn't work as a parent for the upcoming mile cm.
no one likes manlets, except when they're woman, then it's cute, sexy and alluring.
Is the game trying to tell me to roll?
>went to do a URA run to finally be done with golshi mode>hot sex ticket this is why MANT SUCKS
>>565343957Does cygames pay you to try and astroturf to pretend she's popular
>>565343957
>>565343957>she's raising her own butt to allure trainerMUH DICK
>>565344150oy, Flower-chan, that's dangerous
>>565343580It's not that they are bad it's that you should have MLB SSRs by this point so there's no reason to use most the SRs.If you don't have good Speed SSRs you can save your crystals for El Speed SR and if you don't have FineMo you can use them for Sunday/Tach Wit
>>565344254trainer is clearly lifting her anon
>>565344161does John NEXON pay you to astrosurf this mentally ill opinion of only schizo posting two VERY specific characters, while ignoring literally every other JP only uma?
>stegopostingew
>>565343957Stego has a unique allure that sets her apart from other umas.
>>565341907>When there's someone obsessed with others height, it is almost always a woman. There’s no need to entertain them in either case.This is why mom characters are the best
>>565343254>Seiun Skynot sure if Nishino can do well as a front runner or in longs tho...
/uma/ will claim to be all in for bokumanko but they see Stego and step back you guys are gay
>>565344368Lifter her waist, but at that position her butt would be hanging lowThe only way for the butt to be above the waist is for her to be lifting it herself
>>565344502Yeah it's called your samefagging astroturf, tranny. >>565344396No I just don't like ugly off topic boys
>>565344320I have both Sunday and Tachyon SR wits at MLBmy card situation is bad overall because I hardly roll for them. I normally just save for umas, because I always end up either needing pity or close to it
orenji
>used up hag postingew>>565344554go home pedo scum>jp only scenariogo back to jp>>565344581shut up talking about jp only content loser
>Gemini is a gutsmaxxing CMHow do I get good skills then
>>565344581nah, I would fuck Stego but then again, there is no uma that I wouldn't fuck
>>565344581Only the one anti-jp schizo who we know also falseflags as the defunct ntr schizo and probably every other unironic anti-jp anti-stego schizo
wahey
golshi can give you clocks if you're a good boy and run her mode
>>565344763>>565344750shut up and go back home jptroon
I'm pretty big compared to this thread, if you know what I mean
gutsmaxxing is not a real strategy for anything but TT umas btw, don't fall for it
>>565344695>fatherless and motherlessYou can't
>>565344868*slaps your belly*
This run was bad enough without you ruining it further, Sasami.
>>565344779WEI~!
Anons I really would appreciate some help to deckbuild for the next CM, everytime 2400m appears I just don't know how to do umas for this distance.If I am not wrong I need 1200 speed / 850 stam+gold OR 1000 stam / 1000 power (more for lates) / 600 wit and 800+ wit or 1000 if front...But how???? how do I even? Do I just 3 speed, 2 wit, 1 pow with full stamina parents??I have to use shiko windy + tosen jordan + marvelous + borrow whatever cards give bonus like fuku or kawakami princess because otherwise my lates just cannot win due lower stats, I suck at this game so much man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYm080f3R70
>>565344975>>565344985>>565344779umajp is that way retard
>>565344868Yes your bokumanko is quite wide and deep but why does a clitoris shoot pearl jam?
>>565345008it's 2 speed 2 wit 2 pow for every single cm every single distance every single uma in this clown scenarioyou can try and experiment but the truth is 2 2 2 is simply just better
>>565345208>butt fangsSEXOOOOOO
>>565340358What's it called when you get an enormous erection, but it's in your heart rather than your dick?Because that's how I feel when I see this webm
Is Oguri a cuck?
>>565345208LET ME TOUCH HER WOMB. she oddly reminds me of Saber
>>565345268>he's not gutsmaxxing with taishin for cm14oh nonononono bro
>>565344626It isn't too bad but you're gonna have to spend carats on cards more. Tach or Maru speed depending on what style you like more and Ramonu Wit if you wanna be competitve in CM
>>565345208ill allow you to stay, inu musume are based and i dont care if theyre jp onlyyoure based
need lewd rice
>>565345338she watches Kitahara and Belno kiss in front of her but she thinks they're just sharing food so she keeps watching
>>565345539I know, I should have been more savvy early into the game, but in my defense I was split on whether or not I was gonna keep playingI run King Halo in every CM, so I really need latesI might have to skip rolling for Mejiro Palmer at this rate.....
Just a few more hours...
>>565345208dog...
>>565345804>>565345772go back>>565345841stay. sit, even
>>565345670what the hell is looping
>>565345208>>565345841bodysuits are so fucking hot
>>565345268I have tried but my problem is that I just lose races because by using that combination for late surgers I do not pull enough power, stats wise I know using:kitasan + shiko windy for speednishino flower + marvelous for powerFinemo + nice nature for witwill give me the most stats, but this leaves me starting with relatively low power and speed until the first summer camp and I start bleeding clocks, I just suck man I dont know how to do it
>>565345906a homosexual act
>>565345880Retard
>>565345906When you fuck a guy, then that guys fucks another guy, and then that other guy fucks you, then you produce an uma with all your combined stds
>>565345804Marry me Stego and I promise we will grow our family
Posting JP uma and you can't stop me!
>>565345906euphemism for umapyoi (male) (gay)
>>565345768I'm not really sure what cards Lates need desu. I think their first good Speed card is an Eishin Flash SSR. So you can technically skip out on both Maru and Tach to save up carats. Just try to get 1LB Light Hello since it's the scenario card.You won't have a strong deck for a while if you do that though, dunno if you're fine with that.
Spooky...
Posting another JP uma, and you still can't stop me!
>>565346176Ace! Her movie will undoubtedly become a global phenomenon.
>>565346223Pearl spotted!
>>565346378We like JP umas here, we only hate brown Avatarfags
>>565346503
>>565345559hmmmm fine but it's gonna be kinky
DSJADKSAJDK SPOOKY JP UMA!
>>565346301I mean, I've not had a strong deck for the entire time I've been playing the gameI'm just a turbo lucklet in general. last 2 banners I pulled on I needed pity, and I went the whole 100 free support pulls with 0 SSRs aquired
>>565346452Nursing handjob...Why do I see her and my head is filled with nursing handjob...
>all these JAPANESE ONLY uma postsid quote all of you but that might finally get me banned so ill just say FUCK OFF BACK TO umaJP YOU ASTROSURFING
Jpniggers are so cancerous and the staygoldtranny is the worst of them. how about playing the game instead of shitting up the thread? just kidding you don't play the game you worthless nigger.
why the fuck do my runs only start going to shit AFTER I've used my clocks?spent nearly all of senior year in bad mood because there were no cupcakes in the shop and constant mood down events, which spiralled into losing every senior G1
>>565346579Cant wait for the Pearl banner this summer!
so dead lol
stop talking about umaJP content you annoying freaks holy shit how hard can it be
>>565346810you dont rike? Asks the cygay dev. I have bigger problems, I end up with hundreds of points I cant spend because the store is always SHIT>>565346734>>565346750>>565346967>scared of the jannyhow pathetic
>>565343957>>565344182>>565344502the amount of sex I would have with her is probably unhealthy
umaJP?more likeumaJeetPoster HEHE
>>565346962I watched this anime beforehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2nIuevRZf4
>>565347134shut the fuck up umajp racist>>565347159 >>565346937you too you FREAKS
>>565347104she doesn't care about you and will leave you just like she leaves everyone
>>565347240
>borrows rob roy SSR to farm left handed>confused why am I lowrolling my umas to S+ when I can get SS constantly>rob roy has 0 RB What a shit card
>>565347381GWOCHACHO does not READCHACHO
>>565347381It's usually recommended as a card for parent runs, if you're into that
Are you guys so bored you're entertaining this ESL tourist and his "hatred" for JP umas? Shouldn't you be last minute farming for your club? CM is in two weeks you know.
>>565347169gf material
What does this mean
>>565347571shut up ntrfag>>565347627you too jp fag
>>565347543>feel this? this is where our child will grow *kiss*
>>565347571MY DANCHOU IS DEAD IN A DITCH!
Take your meds, torena
wtf qwos.....
>>565347315that's fine by me I'm scared of attachment and deep emotional bonds anyway
>>565347813
>>565347571I can already beat the worst players that join rooms here pretty easily. I beat V like 5 times in a row for example. So I won't bother upgrading my team anymore
>>565347813she looks like she enjoys the company of little boys
>>565347543THERE IT IS.
>>565347974I know there is a saying that beating /uma/ in rooms means you are guaranteed A finals but the NTR fag has only won 1 CM ever he's a big shitter I wouldn't use him as an example.
>>565347813now even the official GLOBAL twitter account is against us! THOSE FUCKING TRAITOR!
Good Morning bros.
ANONS HELPWhat parents are you using? I am struggling to reach the stamina checks for the next CM using 1 stam and 1 power :(
>>565345208Inumusume...
Oh nice someone edited out the login bonus.
>>565347813Copano Rickey! If you think building fronts is annoying wait until you meet her...
>>565348187wtf why did people tell me he was decent at the game...
>>565348389>blast has 5 color nailsis she part of the gyaru squad?
Anyone wants to run a few CM13 rooms?
>>565348389BIG DOG
hehe...mr chi bai
>>565348516I dont have a single Ace yet...
>>565348516Sure bwo, host and I'll join
>>565325235>The Fattest Fuck HerselfOguri doesn't have a daily legend race yet
>>565348516im still building my first ace..
https://youtu.be/nM37XixHqUYuma for this feel?
>>565348516I don't see you posting any room.
>>565348887>>565348516>>565349131996953249969532499695324
>>565348516I'd love to but I have no cm13 viable umas. I don't get how you people pump them out so fast.man i really wish the filtering ingame wasn't so fucking trash. Why can't I filter umas by a series of criteria?>medium aptitude descending>stamina descending>recovery skill count>minimum speed 1100this seems like basic stuff why the fuck are the sorts shit like "track aptitude long to short".Love the game. Great game. Whoever built the sorting options needs a caning.
>>565349113go back
>>565348516IM STILL MAKING PARENTS SHUT THE FUCK UP TEACHERS PET"uummmm hey teach a reminder for the homework due in 2 weeks oh and heres the homework anyway i have already done it hehe ahead of schedule :)))"
>>565349286Some are already hosting CM14 test rooms btw :)
Yae
>>565328713Tell me about this Uma, why does she wears the mask
>>565349232where do i go back to....
>>565347813since you don't get the streams you're missing the context of new character announcements but rickey, tarumae and acute were already announced by nowhttps://x.com/famitsu/status/1521805124695322625
>>565349505rickey cute
>>565349161>Teio Step proc
>>565349161Close race.Thanks for taking part.
>>565347813RICKEYYYY
if mant does one thing well, it's drilling it into your head that lates are innately just better than everyone else, as you and your rival consistently job to seeking the pearl with 1 velocity skill.
>>565349759wtf teio?
If you could turn into an umamusume for a day to relieve your clubmates of their pent-up frustrations, which umamusume would you turn into?
>>565349795I like herspunky girls gets all my spunk
>>565349795This is a touhou youkai pretending to be an uma.
I cannot stop listening to Gold-Triumph. Thank you Cygames.
>>565350149Die
>>565350149
>>565350274maybe that's why I'm so drawn to her
>>565350149kill yourself
heiße deutsche frau
>>565350449RICE SHION YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>didn't even log in to see my B final>won goldthat's cool I guess
>>565350828>>didn’t log in
Makin an omelette.
>>565351023
>>565350828DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET HIM GET HIM GET THIS ONE KICK HIM DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
damn everybody fucked off after finding out we have a month til next CM huh
Would Winning Ticket count as a boyuma?
I made 12 beef burritos today and ate 4. They were very tasty.
>>565351431next CM is delayed? It's not 3 weeks but 4?
>>565351489were they wimpy burritos or BIG burritos
>>565351489Based…
>>565351591Why is she doing the Tracen Ondo dance
Is there any Keiba events going on today? I know the Kentucky Derby and the Tenno Sho are coming up>>565351443Whining Ticket is too booby to be a true boyuma
>>565351694>>565351694>>565351694Updated OP
>>565351645People call Fuji boy with her hangers out
>>565335963stay gold almost fucked her
>>565338649that's my princess, decking her mommy right in the jaw