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>>565300450FUKU LOVE
7 and my uma wife will invade my dreams tonight please I'm very lonely
7 all fukufags will die a painful death
7 and all fukubros will have a good year
NO MORE 7 POSTING
post more fukutits, it's something we should explore more i think
yosh ikuyoooooo
I hope all faggots self-reflect and become straight again. If no then please just die.
you got your 7be normal now
How is Mambo so cute and Fuku so ugly
>>565300647>7alright
Hmmmm nyes very interesting
>>565300705
7 and i jork itand by itpenit
this thread will be gayer
7?
7 and I post a 1h video of me stroking my cock with an included director's commentary voiced by david attenborough
7 and this thread will be straight
memeship will save me in CM13
CM13 NOW
>>565300727I hope it's wit 1* or guts 1* FUCK YOU
>>565300713fuku would sniff cock once and become a whorse for the rest of her life
7 and your skin turns brown
umamusume pretty derby is about whores racing
>>565300909lol
STOP POSTING 7 AND PLAY THE FUCKING GAME YOU'RE MAKING YOUR DANCHOU DISAPPOINTED OF YOURSELF
SEVEN?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD3o1ayjkyM
>kicked out of the circle despite (barely) meeting the monthly quota>can just take a break until GL nowThanks for kicking a homie right before paycheck I guess.
>20m gapThat one guy really managed to fuck over /uma/ club
post something sleepy
>>565301041club name?????
>>565301041drop clumbname so everyone avoids
>>5653010897 and all bwos will get a proper 7 hours of sleep
>>565301151>>565301173No.
>>565301021die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
>>565301151Maya jumping on my cock as her jellyfied body melts all over me
>>565301251deserved kick
>>5653006387 and we kiss
Is the Scholar Hat REALLY that good? Doesn't seem to ever do something to me feels like a gaslight
>>565301358Just skip it anon and let me have my free wins
Red Shift... Moving Past... Curvature... Daring Strike... Uma Stan from the Digital event... Nimble Navigator inherently... Serenity to cover my gold recovery needs... Medium S...I need to make Ayabe a winner, even if Gold Ship and Tamamo are always going to be better just because they're end closers who never have to care about being stuck in the back. Wish I could just get my own C.B. so I could borrow for Firm Course Menace instead but I've already seen the future and it's nothing but hard pity just to get one copy.
>>565300705Dont say that...
>>565301358If you're buying it mid career you're probably bricked from lack of good shop items, best time to buy it if it's available is near the end of senior year when you have points stocked up and don't really need much anymore
>>565301358Are 2200 or 2440 skill points better? Fast learner is good if you have worthwhile skills to learn.
Mambo is still the most pathetic /uma/ club in existence
I love boys
>>565301151uma&co
>>565301530That would be Bricked... top earner poached by /uma/, bullied into kicking Totopo, stuck at 27/30 and recruited from discord
>>565301358It does a huge difference in terms of skillsIt allows you to pick 2 or 3 more skills at the end of the run.
7 and i think intensely about umanko
7 and I do 7 throwaway runs to finish goshi mod
7 and I'm gonna put Gold City's feet in my mouth
7 and next uma released will be literally for me
i don't really want to do gold ship mode increasing chance of losing in mant even by a little feels bad
I wish I could help /Uma/ Clubbut Danchou found me first
7 and all 7 posters die
67% of the images reposted here are screenshots I tookI'm a umamusume trend setter
7 and
>>565301757BASED
>>565300713ORENG TUMMY AAAAAAA
>>565301757INES FUJI!!!??
>>565301757who is it again
>my trainee showed up with another man
MOTHERFUCKER I KEEP FORGETTING TO USE THEM WHY IS THE UI SO SHIT ADD A HOTBAR FOR THE ITEMS SO I CAN SEE SHIT WITHOUT OPENING 50 MENUS YOU HACKS
>>565301970stop hoarding bwo...
CM12 status?https://poal.me/85llnghttps://poal.me/85llnghttps://poal.me/85llng
>>565301917>>565301926Actually I forgot to specify next new jp uma because I don't have an oshi hope this comes true
>>565301970I've made a habit of opening the items list the moment a race is going to start
7 and everyone will forget to use a clit hammer on a final race
7 and you will have a good morning
>>565301846anyone can take screenshots, where's the OC
>>565300946Applies to any woman
>>565301912fatty...
>>565301545based
>>565301530You wish
>>565302078>post pic of a literal hypnosis fetish where literally all women hate himDoesn't help your point bro
How do I install Hakuraku?
>>56530161827/30? How come they always have people that leave every month and they're not posting here, maybe they really do recruit from discord.
>>565302042Oops
>>565302175by installing hachimi
>>565302172Actually, it does.
7 and kitasan becomes black
>>565302239SEX with kitaposters
7 and anon's wife becomes blacked
7 and kitasan becomes blacked
i-is this safe?
>>565302325VF...
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>565302319get in line
Can i have a get
>>565302438Yes, my wife is Urara
Blacked City
i still haven't had a 7
>>565301358You need to buy it bwo don't damn your trainee into a post-retirement career in 7/11...
new drinking game: read Flash's career and take a sip everytime she goes >..!whenever her trainer says anything
7 and I post a new vid today
>>565302657post it NOW
>>565302002>that fifth choiceYou guys aren't serious about that right?
>>565302413noit's time to go back to class 5I'm at 778 and I'm also going back sooner or laterfuck remaking teams because fuck mant
>>565302657let's see
>>565302657LETS FUCKING GO
>>565302536me on the left
>>565302695I would never end her career like that, I'll just sumata until she rapes me or she decides she's done with racing and ready to be my umawife and make our very own TT team
hey
>>565302820wa?
>>565302682>>565302697>>565302735https://gofile.io/d/84voLj
>>565302863WAHEY
KILL ALL ZOOMERS.
>>565302820>>565302960
How much stamina do I need for Gold Ship with 1 gold recovery?
>>565302954
>>565301190looks like 0 hours of sleep today
>>565302960I need to have sex with this zoomer so bad
>>565303035Don't tell me it's that cp posting anon again...
haha what the fuck
>>565302954wtf is this cocktease? 4 baby strokes? blow your load or get the fuck out of here
>>565302186check on uma.moe how many left the last couple months
>>5653030241200.
>>565302954uhhh can any high guts anon tell me what it is
>>565302820>>565302960she's so cute adorable funny i love her so much i want to be her bff so bad and cuddle everyday
>>565303204>just noticed calstones hair kind of looks like cat whiskers
>>565303132>>565303218Just click it, it's not that bad
>>565303259Fag.
>>565302696as long as i keep promoting to 6 and demoting again, the day i retain 5 to 5 is the day i kms with 20 mant runs
>>565303326Gaylo
>>565302954I shouldn't have encouraged you, didnt know its fucking cock.
>>565301846literally same
>>565303204Please give me a proper answer, neko. Help a retard out.
Important question boomers.What's your favorite Disney song? Frozenfags need not respond.
nice thread /uma/keks
>>565303753Hellfire from Hunchback, no contest
You have 4 minutes to entertain me
>>565303770rice bread
>>565303753ummmm Zero to Hero (my shithole dub version)?
>>565303753zero to hero
>>565303753Hellfire for the soul, I'll make a man out of you for the spiritNight on Bald Mountain and Ave Maria count so those as well
thread is somehow gayer now than it is during erp hours
>>565303745It's 700 on the bare minimum, 800 to be safe, 1000 without gold.
So why are people saying backliners are good in this next CM?In about 80% of the practice lobbies I was in, th uma who was in front when the long straight came stayed in front and every other uma behind stayed in the same exact position. Nobody moved. The race is decided before the straight pretty much.
Why are there no umas eating burritos, only burgers.
>>565303035This anon is too excited for the penis
>>565303014Did a zoomer fuck your wife?
>>565304057Thanks anon, I went with 900 + white
>>565304180YES!AND IT WAS ME!
>>565303753Son of Man from Tarzan
>>565304057Umalator says 800 stam+600 guts 2 white is enough in awful mood+rushedDepends on how many debuffers there are tho
>>565304145because many umas have American roots or parents
>>565304273
>>565304145Burritos are just small Shawarma and the japs do whatever they can to eradicate jeets from existence
>>565304519thems fighting words
>>565302521You can have this (You)
>>565304273Which Uma would Zoom train?
>>565304519To be fair, the jeets invented curry and the japs mogged them with their version
wow there were a lot of plump umas in the last threads i had a long climax
>>565304720Isn't that Suzuka's whole deal?
>>565302954nice cock bwo
>>565304348Tarzan's songs are uncanny valley for me, because for some reason Phil Collins dubbed them in my shithole version, obviously without speaking the language
Jumping Chevacci!
>>565303753Rich people, poor people, all got dreamsDreams do come true in New Orleans
>>565304752Funnily enough, it's more like>jeets invent curry>brits steal it and export it to japan>nips improve it>jeets decide to ruin britain as retaliationWhat comes around goes or something
>>565304752>jeets invented currydid they actually invent curry? Jap and Thai curry is better tho
>>565303753I'll be that guy and instead say Go the Distancebut really every song in Hercules is perfect
>>565304974curry in some form shows up all over east and south Asia, who knows
NARITA BRIAN
>>565304974I think jeets invented the spice, and the dish is what's all over SEA with indetermined origin because they're insecure mongoloids that can't read, remember or tell the truth?
>>565305164'ate vegetables
>>565304273>you didn't stop Uodka from kicking a wall or make sure Golshi stayed calm in the gate. You clocked Niigata Stakes.
>>565305245A carnivore only needs meat
>>565304887A Dr. John fan in my /uma/? His In the Right Place album deserves more appreciation.
What's SMaru's best heal? Or it's good to get the gold and the 2 whites?
Why is the strongest Japanese racehorse of all time: El Condor Pasa portrayed as a joke character, all while Spe is glazed at every occasion?
>>565305607because glazing is for donuts and donuts are yummy
>>565305607>strongest horseMaruzensky laughs at you
>>565305468generally whatever triggers before late race (and not too close to it) while being cheapestso usually just corner recovery and trip7s. Moxie works too depending on the track
Do any of the big-name sloptubers use Hakuraku?
>>565305607Better treatment than what Vodka got
I was just in a lobby with 9 late surgers, and the first place late surger (who didn't have red shift by the way) won.What the fuck is this trash track? Literally it hit no accel. Overtaking in that final straight is fucking impossible
>>565305607nice bait. here's your (you)
>>565305692glazed donuts reminds me of something
Faggots and niggers
>>565304864>cygaymes sponsornot even hiding it now
>>565305804that's just what happens on frontless paceless lobbies anon. we had based retards trying to build a groundwork tickezo during libra cm because of this
>>565305887no one bounces like this
i installed hachimi
>>565305948Is there some sort of hidden mechanic I am not aware of?Why don't the ones that actually hit their accels overtake the lucky late surger?
>>565305937they already sponsor some of the largest races in the world, they're not hiding shit
>>565305713I thought corner recovery could proc too early for cm13 but holy shit moxie can proc at the very beginning like bofa good thing you remind me to check the track
does umagames sponsor races in umaland too?
>>565306125No, moxie has a 5 second accumulated time restriction. It will not proc out of the gate.
>>565306105many factors that boil down to some kind of randomnessthe one non-random factor is that lates have a higher multiplier to their last spurt target speed than paces and fronts, so all else being equal lates have a fair chance to run down whoever's in front of them
why are you here instead of going to sleep
Easy with the tits, Xina.
>>565306094Your mom does when she's riding my cock WOOOOOOO GOTTEM
>>565305607El condor pasa is a goofy ass name
>>565305264Gave me a chuckle
>>565306105it happened to my brian idk but according REAL racing the late that becomes the front basically get's a free race since they can do whatever they fucking want and just walk their way to the finish light
>>565300450Looking for 2 members>1 to be added now>1 to be added after club rewardsAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >9 million monthly quota (will revert to 6 million on starting July)>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>565306250MANT parent grinding autismo flared up again
>>565303753HAKUNA MATATA, and I'll make a man out of youI want to put something from Brother Bear but I don't even remember the songs from there anymore
>>565305607Don't check Opera, Vodka, Goldship, Taiki Shuttle, or Digital's race records. At least later greats like Orfevre and Donna are portrayed as strong.
>>565306250It's only 7?
>>565306250I actually really should sleep now, thanks Chrono-chan and good night
>>565304974Yeah Indians invented curry and then it spread to Portugal and Britain and from that point the whole world had its own versions of Curry.There's a ton of interesting stuff that stemmed from the british invasion of India. Most of it bad..... but some of it is ok
>>565306225Fuck I hate reading gametora I always miss hidden infoGuess it's safe to use moxie and 777 then
>>565305607spe is barely mentioned in other stories though>taiki shuttle has an entire event chain dedicated to glazing suzuka>look it up>they raced against each other once and suzuka lost in 15th
>>565305887>Only one of the Golden Gen that made it into the JRA Hall of Fame>Only horse that won JRA Horse of the Year from not even racing in Japan until Forever Young came along>Kickstarted the L'Arc dream that Japan would chase for decades to come by showing it was possible with how close she came>Considered Japan's strongest horse of the 20th Century and was the highest rated until Equinox came along.Anon is telling nothing but the truth
>>565305607When I watched season 1 I legit thought El Condor Pasa was a pretentious girl who is actually bad and I didn't understand how big of a deal it was to win the Japan Cup and a G1 in France because of all she was portrayed
>hanukkahraku>gametorah
Ignis
>>565306524>was>was>all timeLmao
>>565304974I was watching some bald guy youtuber talking about living in an apartment building in Londonistan, and his jeet neighbors would abuse the shit out of curry and spices because their food was rotten.
>>565303753no one here fucks with mulan? man out of you is really good>>565306392nvm i knew doto had my back
Is there anything worse than all of your stats being 3-4 points being away from going up a letter?
>>565306585Yeah, Indian food is delicious, but only when you make it outside of india, and by someone who isn't from india>>565306635Having real problems
>>565303753the racist & redpilled anthemhttps://youtu.be/6oBtVpA9hkw
>>565305607Because she isn't Japanese.
>>565304970"steal" is underselling it. Converted to current USD, Britain stole about 68 trillion dollars worth of labor, food, and natural resources by just.. not paying for it. basically all of that money went towards the top 2% of British Rule. It's widely considered to be the main reason India isn't a first world country.
>>565306345It's actually one of the coolest name what do you mean.
So far all I know is that, if Cygays glazes over a horse, then it's a fucking fraud unless your name is Suzuka because she's perfect
>>565306767no one says this
>this is goofy according to /uma/
>>565306757>It's widely considered to be the main reason India isn't a first world country.Yes, that's the reason for sure bro. 0 copium in this post>>565306837>the luchador who speaks mexican, likes spicy food and might as well be a family guy character isn't goofyDouble whammy of copium, wew
>>565306835ok amerimutt
>>565306809She's so perfect they can't come up with an alt
>>565306918???????
Trannies won. I can no longer play this game after learning that it was made for dyke audience with "hetslop" being an aftertought.
>>565306556>Epsatono Island
speCUTE
>>565307041How cute?
How do we do Goldshi ultra mode? URA Bakushin?
Nip curry isn't even good. People hype it up because it's from le japan. Just like how a literal rolled omelette or raw fish on rice is supposedly oishi sugoooiiii just because a jap made it.
>>565307082with golshi, duh
>>565307082URAra
>MARE RACE MERCHANT>TOKYO MERCHANT>SHE DOMINATED IN A WEAK GENERATION >ALMOND EYE IS A FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUDFRAUDFRAUDFRAUDAi-chan mindbroke too many.
>>565307082Any late/end on URA and play like normal.
>>565307165Jobs to GODKA btw
>>565307069very cute and a bit sexy
>>565307082zoomers are so miserable people. thay have to be spoonfed every single answer so they can just follow orders instead of thinking for themselves.
>>565305802The franchise can't portray the significance of her beating males, because everypony is a girl here.>>565305607Condor placing second in Larc, and Spe winning against Montjeu was a turning point, where Japan started being internationally aknowledged in horse racing. But El was born in Kentucky, so elevens won'tglaze him as much as their own horse.
>>565307165Zero competition, zero accomplishmentSimple as
>>565307165
>>565307082Its called ULTRA GOLD SHIP MODEwhat do you think
>>565307240Checks out
>>565306809Suzuka gets a pass because the horse went on an insane win streak frontrunning and ran so fast his leg exploded
Vodka anime will save her PR trust the UMAPLAN
>>565307419She's literally me...
>>565307248Explain the extreme glazing of Ai-chan then
>>565307312maybe the real late start was the rivals we made along the way
>>565307287>Lucky Lilac, Satono Diamond, Cheval Grand, Kiseki, Vivlos, Gran Alegria, Chrono Genesis, Curren Bouquetd'or, Daring Tact and Contrail isn't competition>>565307306A lot of great horses lose their first race
>>565307082ignore wit just fucking send it with speed and power in URA
>>565306767If you speak spanish it sounds incredibly goofy"The (condor)eagle passes"Passes what nigga???
>>565306512Cygames endlessly glazes Suzuka every chance they can get and Special Week also has zero reason to interact with or care about Suzuka besides the fact that their super mismanagement of season one of the anime made it that way
>under representeduokkataiki shuttlebakushinelbiwazennorob roydigitanoperao>overglazedliterally every dahby winner except winning ticket which is correctly shown as a one trick pony
>>565307536Uh huh, very impressive. Now how many were on her level? Zero. So there's zero competition.
>>565307248Bro Vodka is in the JRA Hall of Fame, got 2 Horse of the Year awards in a row, and has SEVEN G1s. Even most Stallions aren't bigger than this.
>>565306524by accomplishment she genuinely doesn't even crack top 5. She just flat out didn't have anywhere near enough G1 victories to even be in the conversation, and she doesn't have the excuse Maruzensky did, either. At 3 G1s there's not even really an argument for putting her top 10. Ai, Rudolf, TMO, Vodka, Kitasan, Donna, Orfe, Buena, Golshi and Brian all mog her at minimum. I don't even think ECP makes it into the same tier as Digitan and Taiki, who had 5 apiece, with Digitan dominating dirt and turf of various distances.L'Arc wank is tiresome
HER anime will make the oguri CRAP show look like a middle school play
the more I think about it the more I seethe why the fuck does stay gold get an entire mv for her group but the mejiros got one boring ducking song and nothing else, and the mejiros were relegated to fucking April fools? how is this level of favoritism even fair? just remove the entire gold clan from the game, they're all shit anyway and all their fans are tourists who can't even talk about why they like them outside of unfunny memes
maya should be glazed more tbhdeshu
>>565307476Most g1 wins of jap horses.
Imo the less g1 win uma had irl, the better. Underdogs are more likable and exciting.
>>565307165ConTact fags will seethe for eternity
You gotta give it to him, pretending to be a mejirofag just to shit on stego is original by his usual standards>>565307752Leave it to me
>>565307626>Almond Eye is so strong she can't even be considered in the same tier as all these multiple G1 winners including two undefeated triple crown and Chrono GenesisConcession accepted.
>>565307415just rewatched his last race, crazy lead lol
>>565307771>>565307752>>565307721>>565307680>>565307625>>565307771No one asked.No one cares.Shut the fuck up and do a MANT run.
>>565307752Glazed with???
the next anime will be goldship's gag manga adaptation
Digitan LOVE
I sent a pipe bomb to my danchou
Cheval Grand as a real athletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5hU0uD4L_I
Maruzensky and Suzuka deserve more love
>>565307951Doto would DEFINITELY do this.
>>565307904Laisu should be glazed as a villain more
>>565307860An above average horse in an era of mediocre average horses, yes.
>>565307752Why is Mayacchi turbo lesbo lawnmower woman?
Can we be nicer with the umas
>>565307752They already started doing it with the beach volley chapter in Star Blossom where she beat that nigga uma
>>565307951Thanks for fixing Mambo
>>565307998Dia-chan kawaii!
>>565307967Maruzensky should get a black and white anime where it's just her mindbreaking japs for a whole season
Does Brian get deserves representation?I feel like they do.
>>565307987Maya doesnt understand what romance actually is so she takes Fujis kindness the wrong way. That's Mayas entire character arc, she has to learn to be her own person instead of constantly looking for someone to be her emotional anchor
DAE I hate this disgusting annoying retarded face she does in this pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XvzHdO7nrk&t=74>ticket: I love the DAHBY and biwa and TAIIISHIN! dahby!>taishin: stfu. retarded bitch. you derby fraud. Kill yourself NOWwhy is she like this...
Did we forget that even winning a single G1 puts you in the top 0.5% of all horses in Japan?
>>565307165I like that one time I posted a picture of her and the captcha decided to have her eye mark.
>>565307771staygold was a shit horse >>565307813i'm not pretending shit there are literal dozens of Uma who never get shit but this whore gets introduced to the game and suddenly gets everything from scales to merch that other uma fans could only dream, to songs, to even a full mv. it's bullshit. their glazing has to fucking end
Anyone wants to run a few CM13 rooms?
>>565308205I'm trying broi think she needs more gutsand uma stanwe got shit to do
>>565307752tbdesu Maya's already so glazed and appreciated by Cygames despite the IRL horse's record
>>565308275whomst
No uma has receive as much undeserved glaze as fraudrius. To this day there's still to explanation as to why she's glazed so much despite only having a single dahby and jobbing pathetically in europe.
>>565307536>including Bouquetbased>>565307983LOY, Mile, and Chrono were not average lol
>>565308312why didn't I pull furawawhy. WHY. I could've
maya's glazed donut
>>565308310its because she was one of the first japanese horses to ever go overseas. Why are we powerscaling fucking horses? She's notable for racing in international races. That is why people liked the horse!!!
>>565308310Something something one of the first jp horses to try racing in Europe, even with shit results still considered a trailblazer something something
hmmm yes very wise
>>565308310He chewed his tongue you know
>>565308424Um wasn't Speed Symboli the first?
>>565307987>MANT events
>>565308404Zoomies are natural numberfags so it's impossible for them to think in context, it's all hard data and if it's not the best it's "mid" which in retard terms is bad even though the word is literally meant to be fucking average fuck I hate them so much
>>565308310she's the pioneer of getting raped
>>565307983>mediocre average horsesChrono Genesis had a higher world rating than Gentildonna and Loves Only You won the two biggest medium races in Hong Kong
>>565308310Deserves a pass after getting abused in France desu wa
565307626: I refuse to engage with this bait. I already replied to one bait this thread.
Why does GOLSHI GOLSHI GOLSHI sound like she's having an orgasm?
>>565308346McQueen is sex
>>565308114All of Star Blossom is just Brian glazing>>565308506Crazy how much obsessed you have been with zoomers this entire thread
>>565308219Constantly.Mant makes us run 8 g1 a year, that jus doesn't happen irl
The new Digitan card text is nice>>565308496read my post again>one of the firstnot the first
>>565308506NTA but we are all numberfags here. Stop pretending like you were there watching the news about Sirius in france back then lmao. Just say you like the symboli fraud because you fell for cygames' propaganda.
Why did you start playing? I did because of cingrey
I like any and every character voiced by Fairouz Ai.
>>565307652Quantity of wins requires context. There's a reason why you see anons arguing in this very thread why Ai isn't the automatic GOAT of Japanese horses even though she stands above everyone at 9 G1 wins and just calling her a Tokyo merchant.The quality of his opponents, his ability to race in different environments/distances, and being a Trailblazer of many firsts in Japanese horse racing history is what set El apart from those other horses.You're underestimating very much how International success really elevates their reputation in a time when Japan's domestic scene was considered weak. Many of those horses in your list only stayed in Japan. And some of them that did go overseas like Rudolf fucking broke their leg in their first international race.
Sirius is domloss bait
is payday this reset or next reset
>>565308739I watched season one in 2020 with a friend, started playing jp when that released, but dropped it around aoharu because I can't into nihongo and not being able to read stories killed my interest
>>565308205Taishin is mean and Tickezo is an angel
the only sirius i like is silly symboli
>>565308681many ojisans here are obsessed with zoomers, they should just bust a nut to Helios to get the hate out of their system
If only they didn't make Sirius KWABOLI's personality so unlikeable and the only reason why I don't hate her is because of that one chibi artist.
>>565308750Speed Symboli is so fucking sexI would pull out the credit card for her
>>565308116No chud she is just the u-haul lesbian archetype
I will take it.
In my humble opinion and if the stories are true Sirius got fucked the same way Dantsu Flame was by having awful owners that abused the horse with no rest, not saying the horse would've been rudolf 2.0 but the potential died when someone didn't understood horses are living beings, not profit
>>565308846next
>>565308750this graphic never ceases to befuddle me like what was cygames thinking by making Falco a background character here? She has a better record than all of these horses
>>565308219>this cope againWe're talking in context of tracen umas, aka where all the top umas are. Yes, Mejiro Ryan's single G1 might seem impressive when compared to open race regional shitters who couldn't even afford proper training, but when compared to actual strong horses it doesn't mean shit
>>565309153It's like Rob Roy all over again
Faruko kawaii
>>565309153>this graphic never ceases to befuddle me like what was cygames thinking by making Falco a background character here?had me in the first half
>>565308739Nikke became so bland and boring I picked up uma, and I'm glad I did.
>>565308790As I said, if versatility and international ability are valid metrics, Digitan still smokes ECP. Raced on dirt and turf of various distances, won both at home and abroad. Gentildonna won overseas as well. Orfevre ran the L'Arc and got the same placing that Pasa did - TWICE -, while doubling her domestic G1 count. The argument for Pasa even meriting mention is extremely narrow and relies on subjective context rather than the actual dominance of the horse and the ability to convert potential into victory.
>>565309156It actually means quite a lot because there arent that many G1s to win, a G1 is a massive win regardless of a horses previous or future history
>>565309156That's retarded, the mobs exist, Tracen is not just made up of only students we have as playable characters. It also has tons of mobs that fulfill the role of all those jobber horses that constantly race in 1 Win, 2 Win and 3 Win, Open and Listed races
Surely there's no way me or the game will fuck this up...
not a terrible grandparent
I'm gonna make it bwos
this graphic never ceases to befuddle me like how aren't umas extinct if they're all wlw only
>>565309410just don't neglect your stam, digibwo
>>565309352We pretending literal NPC mobs like Spool Mover and Traffic Lights are important now?Do you see how hard you're bending over backwards just to make a single G1 win look good?
BLACKED
>>565308739Watched the anime back when s1 came out, and I can understand JP, so it was a no-brainer. I don't like the later scenarios though, so I dropped it after a few years. Glad I get to experience the meta until GM once more, even though I'll likely quit once L'arc comes around again.
is this good
>>565308750
>>565309057potential is a meme for a reasonif Shakur died right after her kikuka sho win she'd be a potential uma too, but she didn't and look at how that turned out in her race records
>>565308739From watching my favorite influencers Asmongold and Tectone play
>>565309629Hey that's Tm opera o, next to him is that friendly fellow.
>>565309730heh
>>565309629OPERA O HATE
>only started sweeping after the warningsDeep down I just want a way out
When are we getting one playable mob uma per account with an unique name, purple skills, and at most c attitudes?
Silly Symboli
>>565309891We just got Yaeno Muteki
>>565308739I wanted to play uma since I found out about Mayano and Rice but fuck Rice in 2022-23 but my phone is too potato to run it, finally played when I can use my laptop instead (my laptop is potato too but at least it has the storage to run it)
>>565309730Ulala ran more races than all of them combined so she is clearly the strongest
>>565309292Digital ran way more races than Pasa did to give her more opportunities to get wins. If you take a look at her record, she was all over the in placements(at the very far right) in G3s, G2s, and G1s. Pasa was consistent and never placed less than 2nd in her whole career.Your argument for Orf and Donna having more domestic G1 counts is also forgetting something. Foreign horses like Grass and El at the time were not allowed to participate in the Triple Crown. So the fact that you're comparing a Triple Crown and Triple Tiara winner probably explains the disparity in their G1 wins.
>>565309730Urara can beat Ai. She tuff af
>>565310027Ulala should have been allowed to breed, her children would have been stamina monsters
Pokke_Pregnant_NO_EARS.gif
>>565309730I love ninjinpurin, might recreate the team on global>Orfevre is the only remaining member alive after Urara and Gentil's sudden disappearanceFUCK
i installed hachimi but mantblazer didn't get any faster and now cygays is knocking at my door
>>565309557Participation in top-tier level of competitions in any sport is considered an achievement exactly because you need to be stronger than hundreds or thousands of others to even be there. That is, of course, assuming you don't have an over aboundance of spots to the point that jobbers constantly make it in and lower the challenge - something that is not happening with the 24 flat-racing G1s that Japan has
>>565309805OPERA O HATE
>>565310480bwo you're fps unlocker try both 60 and unlimited
>>565310172They need to make a cutscene of Ulala activating her Man o' War DNA and destroying everyone
>>565308739It tickled that number autism and faint roguelike element feel I wanted while having a competition aspect I can enjoy, AND I wanted something engaging after I had a stint with Magic The Gathering becoming more gay and the Magic Arena client being so garbage it crashed my computer once. Uma on Steam has its bumps, but holy shit, I'd rather take that than what Magic Arena was.It was good timing since after I gave up everything Magic, some friends brought up news of the global server coming out after months of us sending shit like Teio hachimi soundclips and the Tachyon stance and all things Mambo.
Fronts...? My lates larp as paces with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDpK2NZjHEc
>>565310172There's non zero chance that a caretaker/fan fucked Urara
>>565310608That would only happen if you gave her pickles one too many times, let's be real
Urara loves everybody btw she wouldn't do any of that
How do I play at 60fps on my phone
>>565303753Be Prepared from Lion Kinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WsZdDDQ8b0Arabian Nights from Aladdin also deserves honorable mention.
She would protect her friends from anything negative. Sad emotions, rainy weather, pickles, she's the hero they never knew they needed.
>>565308739When everyone online was losing their shit about it on global's release it was whatever. And then even some of my friends started playing it as well. And then due to everyone online losing their shit i was somehow learning IRL japanese horse racing lore by osmosis. I remembered that when JP Uma released everyone in Japan lost their shit back then too, and as a former Grubber myself, I couldn't believe this IP of all things is what catapulted CyGames forward after Granblue Fantasy. Because of all of that i just had to try it once to see what the fuck the big deal was.i'm not actually well acquainted with playing Princess-Maker genre games nor with virtual novels so i got completely oneshotted by a game that combines both and then ties them into giving you the motivation to see the girl you've been entrusted with do well and succeedNow those cunts at CyGames seized me by the throat a second time
>>565310172>Ulala should have been allowed to breeddone
>>565308739Saw some bald canadian man playing it.
>>565309727anyone?
>>565311314to be fair, Cygames and the motherfucker KMR knows how to tickle the autist farmers, hell I'm still doing my GWs while I'm training my horses
>>565309513Kek why the fuck is he wearing that
>>565311327You should have named one of the horses she bred with as "Anon", "(You)" or "俺"
>>565309153Falco still sticks out like a sore thumb, considering every other Uma got old money cougar vibe to them, and then here she is, a fucking kawaii Umadol magical girl.
Tachyon doing a Cafe impressionhttps://x.com/kusakari27/status/2049703239986430263?s=20
>>>/sp/154285375Which one of you was this
>>565311602There's a big chance it's someone from /vm/a instead. A lot of their posters migrate there during keiba watchalong instead of doing it in their thread.
A 2400 cm requires more stamina than a 2500 cm, because there are less long specific debuffs than mid specific debuffs.
>>565311537It feels mathematically temporally impossible to play both Grub and Uma at the same time
>>565311575watch your mouth you little bitch, me and 4 trillion and more Smart Falcon fans will beat your shit up
What language are they trying to localize into?
>>565311574I am currently playing 2026 ver, and it's the year 1994, so I can do that this time aroundImage related - it's a list of horses named by anons
Faggots
>>565311527It’s pretty good
I'm definitely sure I saw a video on my youtube recs about CM12 something something and it looked like a copium or excuse video but it's suddenly gone now that I want to watch it. I can't even remember which channel is it from but I'm assuming VF's
>>565311734they added a new raid to farm 200+ meats at once hands off and the powercreep makes it really easy to full auto NM200 so I just play it on my phone while I train my umas
Rice Shower is better than Almond Eyes
>>565311527It's a midrace velocity with a little somethin' extra.
The CM after next will be my first turf mile CM.I will then form an opinion as to what my favorite isSo far I like sprints the most. Medium was the most fun before MANT.I did like the dirt one too.
>>565311314When they did the uma event in grubble I said I would play the game once it released for global, didn't know it would take that long though. Also that was FOUR years ago.
>>565311527It's in line with other late surger skills of being a gamble skill, this one can trigger anywhere in the second half of the race. It's 1.8 seconds, but it's not bad because it has small velocity and accel so it always does something wherever it procs unless you're 50m before the finish line, but that's the late surger life, it's fine.
>>565311747Falco...It was 1,026,806,738,962 fans.
>>565311832Anon will make the dream of breeding with Ulala come true
>>565308739I hopped on about a month after launch because my friends were trying to get me to play the whole time. It scratched the management and number go up itch pretty well and had cute girls so I stuck around, but planned to drop the game once the new football manager came out to give me that similar feeling from an actual game that isnt gacha.Well the new fm sucks massive dick so now I'm stuck racing horse girls and I'm happy
>>565312026
>>565312084explain all the other fans that speak moonrunes then. stop trying to discredit all the Falco lovers around the galaxy, Curren
>i still cannot get 600k points for the TTWHAT AM I MISSING EXACTLY
>>565312296a full team, by the sound of that
>>565312296minimum 4 gold skills per uma
>>565310172She was a very very smol horse irl, around 380-410 kgs, so breeding her with much larger horses risk complications. Breeders prefer big girls for a reason. And the other problem is the children might inherit her shit genetics. Her spirit was willing, but her flesh was weak.
>>565307625Did Nishino Flower even gotten a role in the anime or manga?I feel bad for the lack of love...
>>565311908>>565312017>>565312081Thanks. I had already bought for the potential spark which I ended up getting, landed a 1* medium anyways
>>565312442>Breeders prefer big girls for a reasonGuess i'm a breeder then
lolHe also said that he likes taking part in those ads for uma and even suggested some stuff, Lemaire seemed to have fun too, There is supposedly another ad coming soon too
>>565312638>get paid to interact and play with cute girlsWhoa i wonder why
>Tachyon is an ojousama from a weirdo family
https://x.com/taromarunnn/status/2049670468148547813
>>565312296i'm guessing some of your team have same style. You need one of each styles to get the full potential, more than 5 golds, not getting double circle on anything, and if possible, give concentration to everyone.
>>565311972True
>>565313162i always differentiate the style for not making them block each otherSome of them has 4 gold skill, other has lots of skills, maybe i shouldn't focus on double circle at this point because i thought it would be effective somehow
are the botters banned yet?
>>565313210RICE CUTE
kingu
>>565313371lmao
How did your triple crown go /uma/?https://poal.me/8hfinthttps://poal.me/8hfinthttps://poal.me/8hfint
>>565313595an austist did this poll
>>565313521my image didn't attach
Well, the event seems like a fun storyhttps://x.com/ryumrykk/status/2049740552451867023?s=20
>>565313521>>565313664second rate
>>565312296You are still stuck in A+?
>>565313036>Dad is a trainer>Mom can still run fast as hellmore propaganda
>>565312296How's the new scenario Unity Cup anon
besides rice shower which uma SHOULD be portrayed as the "bad guy" in the next anime
>>565313798doto
>>565313684only my Mile lineup is still in A+, but because i don't have so much chance to do proper Mile runners during those CM...
>>565308739My gacha azur lane turned into shit
>>565313651an autist? on 4chan? in a horse girl gacha thread? no way
>>565313036how cum digital and tachyon aren't related
Why does this pic make me want to breed Hishi Amazon suddenly?
>>565313850It's probably your deck
>>565313902Because the horses IRL don't share the same dam or sire?
why is mr doto turning into a sheep
>>565313850You just need a team full of SS to get above retention line, you can do this, right?
>>565313902same reason why the Naritas are not related
>>565313852What happened? I played from launch until 2nd anni iirc
>>565313908i was always scared of these public drinking fountains at school
the cooler daiwa sibling...
The Tachy propaganda will continue until further notice.
>>565314101>scaredWhy? I just never used them unless I had to cause retarded kids would fucking suck on em
>>565313036Seriously though how do Ningen women compete?
>>565314227will never be playable
>rival soonfinally she will FINISH THE STORY
>>565314015my SS were more built for CM, so they don't have all those skill or such wit to activate them... i thought they wouldn't work as much
>>565314280They just can’t, at this point it’s only a matter of time before they go extinct
>>565314380Unity era is over, medium aces are supposed to have 1000+ wit, just fill all your slots with SS umas and you will reach 800k
Ayabe ga suki dakara!
>>565314280they cannot, that's why most of them are jelous and they talk shit about "muh unrealistic body!!" without thinking it's even about personality.I'd totally got out with girls like Symboli Rudolf or Super Creek and have a good time rather than going out with a fucking ningen
>>565314487she wants a high-five?
>>565314089The new designs are uninspired (apparently, their good artists except a few are working on their future game) and they lean super hard into gooners
>>565314687Interlocking
I will make sure to continue Urara's bloodline, ten kids at mininum
>>565314973This. And none of them will win any races.
>>565314736Welcome to Umamusume and you will definitely enjoy the fully clothed umas starting 5th anniversary and extreme female player pandering.
>people still run double doms>double doms secure my lates the midpack
boysex
>>565315059>extreme female player pandering.I missed that. The new skins are ass, but in what ways are they pandering to female players?
>>565314973>>565315013one kid for each race she ran!
Call it.
>>565315202Schizofag thinking that putting a woman in a suit (which is peak sex) is now "appealing to female audience"
>>565315431Forgot to say Im gay btw
>>565313036>Papa is trainerI will follow suit with Tachy
>>565315182if that's a boy I don't mind being gay
>>565315431it's only peak sex if the suit actually looks good and not like hot garbage
>>565314227Is that Major?>>565314476I don't have Neicha or FineMo
>that one dude running A+ open league Taurus rooms
>-70 wit cause I failed a 4%I'M NEVER GAMBLING AGAIN
>that one dude running B rank open league Taurus rooms
>that one dude still running Taurus rooms
Can someone kindly post mares. Threads gone full LGBT since Americans just woke up.
>that one dude not having steamy sex with his trainee
>>565315890But I'm American
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYm080f3R70
>>565315591>shows perfectly the shape of her hot body>hair down>"hurr durr hot garbage"You're just whiny gay
Are club rewards next reset or tomorrow, I wanna leave my shit club already
>>565316040>projecting
>>565316146Tomorrow
>>565316146bwo...
>>565316146Which club is that?
>>565316146Mambro...
>>565316146mambwo...
>>565315553he most likely works at Tracen too, he probably end up watching his daughter act all spoiled in front of her trainer
Do I need to make a Tiara route grandparent specifically for Nishino, or I'm good with just running Satsuki Sho and Derby without completing the crown with her.
>>565301041Ralkos baby you can always apply again. Every in the club appreciates your card selection just dont go offline for 10D again without telling us why
>>565316146please don't go...
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relayl realyl really really really really reall y really relaly relaly really really really relaly really really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really love Stego.I'm really, really happy that Satsumi Matsuda decided to get into Uma and I'm so happy she got Stay Gold because she's just perfect. Gold Triumph makes me so happy.
mambo mambo omatsuri mambo
I need to start killing runs early, they never get luckier later
>>565316560If you have 500 clocks you might as well
It appears my superiority has led to some controversy.
Brown hours have started.
>>565316616
>>565316616BIGGER
>>565316353>need nyo
transcend extreme closeuphttps://x.com/arrowstud_staff/status/2049766325380427883/video/1
7 and i die
Oh they're actually giving out 50 shards for each Gold Clan. Maybe I should stop going for Kitasan for parent farming and go and do my dailies for Nakayama's base outfit if it's gonna be like this.
>>565316395You'll be hearing from me in 2-6 months
>>565316937How many friendship points do JP even have nowadays?
>>565311801>hes an omlet
>>565317091I don't even play that hard and, well...
>>565316353No. Have your parents do the Triple Crown whenever possible.
>>565313036>dad is a trainer
>>565316637Buenos dias!
>>565316353you lose like 3 affinity for going crown over tiara, it's fine
>>565317156Do you buy the 20k uma and 20k card ticket as well as hint books? Also does this kind of event in friendship shop happens like once a year or more? >>565316937
>>565313036most likely she treats her trainer that way cause her mom does the same with her dad, what a brat
umas for this feel?
>>565317390>Do you buy the 20k uma and 20k card ticket as well as hint books?Yes. Even sometimes spend it on keys. >Also does this kind of event in friendship shop happens like once a year or more?I only came back recently (9~ months)and this is the first time this has happened that I can remember.
>>565315890Gladly
Is there a table showing how much of her potential speed an uma is using in every quarter of the race with every running style?
>>565313902>Why Joseph Scott and Joseph Franklin aren't related?
>>565317363Anti-JP Neichabro...
Does Anus Fujin get free pulls or is it just on the Kingu/Neicha banner?
>>565316637why did he do that
how am i supposed to win the Ultra Golshi Mode?
>>565318104play ura
>>565318039He just really likes getting bricked I guess. Or he wanted to transport them and didn't have any good means of doing it.
>>565318104Just don't MANT
>>565317551Kawakami Princess
Why are her tits so big
>>565318220Country Girls have big fat tiddies because they don't use formula ahh bullshit they sell in the cities
>>565318104Use Gold Ship in MANT, get accels and triumpulse/emperor early with the skill points you get from races, URA can't do this
>>565318104bring and endcloser to unity cup and buy skills
>>565318305>with the skill points you get from racesBut i cannot win them i wouldn't get enough skill points
>>565316637the brief moment where it looked like it was going to work
mantsturbation
HUUURRRR MANHATTEN CAFE IS THE WEREWOLF DUURRRR
I'm dying of sleep
>>565318552Sometimes you just need a good night kiss.7 and we kiss.
>>565318432You'll lose a few races early, you're NOT going to make aces in this mode because you will lose a lot, try to only use clocks on crown G1s. I cleared ultra with 21 wins out of 33 races
>>565318552I'm dying of sheep
>>565318705>wasting clocks for 100k monies
Cygames, I will spark Marche in cash if you actually put in a 3D Live for this in game.
>>565318525proof!?
Am I retarded, or is gambling with 4 recovery (radiant star) is not actually that bad for xog
>>565318525she's a cat person though
>>565318525i still wonder why being retarded gives the better rewards
where's the spe clan MV....
Which uma do you hate personalitywise but find ultra sexo?
>>565318805>buy clock for like 2k>sell 5 clocks for 100kseems profitable to me
>>565318929If you have enough stam with the main 3 heals, just get white version for the gamble
>>565318952Whorren Chan
>>565318929As long as you are not running corner recovery yeah
>>565318952Ramonu
>>565300450Ebayan is in heat, wwyd torena?
>>565319076i like mihonhon bonbon
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>565318525>not running a Late Surger>you have to say the wrong choice
>>565319159even lates don't pick that unless you're making a TT uma
whore cunt in my mouth
>>565319215Hanging out in the student council room is the bomb though
>>565319118I'll you, if you link the full version
>>565319118what every healthy man would do, impregnate her
Matikanes!
>Nakayama: "I get why these two are Gold [Stay Gold, Goldship], but why are we?">Oru: I'm undoubtedly gold too. >Dream Journey: [enabling Oru]>Nakayama: How the hell does that thing float>Fenomeno: Hey Stego-senpai, do you know why?>[memories of real Stay Gold]>Stego:We formed a bond through our shared gold!>Nakayma: I feel like it's something we shouldn't take seriously
I knew the gang(club) eventually had to split up
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S0fdTGatCRI
>>565318190
>>565318952You already posted it.
>>565319240
7 and i hate being awake i hate being alive
i like all the umas but seiun sky is my favorite
>>565319694Danchou is dead, thats all. Hardly a bump in the road, given his involvement so far this year.
>>565319905Mind if I take the years you had left to live?
>>565319694Be the Mambro that Danchou knows you are
single sock umamusumes are lewd whores
>>565319694Whenever there's literally nothing else to discuss it always devolves to anti-mambo propaganda. Mambo truly is the most sovlful club
>>565318220
did you know there was a horse named umapyoi and it pulled a rice shower and fell and got it and another horse euthanized?
>>565319931would love to drink beers with her on the dock all day while she reels in big ones
>>565320086i didn't get a 7
>>565319985Boy love
>>565320248pussy
7 and all trainers live a very long, very happy life
>>565320086Is this a marriage proposal?
>>565320348Thank god. I can't take this shit much longer.
>>565320348Soon.
>>565318342Wife
The guy that threatened to leave every month but never did was dancho after all...
I finished the Goldshit event so now I have to go back to MANT
i dreamt i was having sex and woke up because i realised it was too unrealistic to happen
>>565320489Bro you can do Goldship event on TS Climax with frontrunners
>>565320494One of us. Mamgwo.
https://x.com/i/status/2049458956519743875
>>565320209wasn't that accident because of the incompetent jockey pushing him forward into another horse, or was that a different incident
>>565320489who has the shortest career least goals?
when do pace chacers become goodxoguri doesnt count
>>565320606taiki shuttle is good des
>>565320576Umamusume?
>>565320565how the fuck
>>565320598
>>565320563Why would I play MANT when I'm forced to lose races>>565320590Probably Bakushin, I farmed the Gold on Oguri though since I think she's comfy
>>565320576Do all weebs get the same recommendations on their tl?
>>565320753If you buy Angling and borrow fuku card its free wins
>>565320474Holy shit you're right! The mad lad actually did it!
>>565320565
>>565320827what are the coins for?
You wouldn't sniff an umamusume.
>>565320827reminder that if you find this attractive you're a gay pedo
>>565320803It's not even free wins when you have Seiun and own the Fuku card without Golshi mode
>>564319886An update for you:Slap Your Mama is retiring after his 4YO season and will now stand stud, he won 10 times in 18 starts, including 7G1s and 2 G3s. His final placement stat is 10-2-3-3Soda Jerk is retiring after her 4YO season and will now become a broodmare, she won 22 times in 23 starts, including 13 G1s, 4 G2s and 4 G3s. Her final placement stat is 22-1-0-0. For her achivments she recived these awards: 1991 Best 2YO Filly (US), 1992 Best 3YO Filly (US), 1993 Best 4YO or Older Mare (US), 1992 Best Sprinter Filly or Mare (US)The Midge is retiring after her 3YO season and will now become a broodmare, sge only won once in 11 starts. Her final placement stat is 1-0-3-7
Bro still hasn't even caught up to the literal flatliners
>>565320707The ball squeezes out from under the cup when moving it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GumWeVdcof4
>>565320987how did hoeh curren and arigato chan end up
>>565320983Its literal free wins unless you are a staminalet for the 3000m and 3200m, maybe you are playing the game wrong. If you own Fuku card at MLB should be winning everything with ease.Just dodge the niggerstakes tracks as a front
>>565320953ok amerimutt
>>565320584that's the oneand both horses belonged to the same owner
>>565321050Yukino Bitchin’
I've done what I can and won't be back until just before tallying. Good luck with the final stretch /uma/ clubians
>>565320883they can be exchanged for 1 money
>>565321219C-Close!
>>565321003they really really really need to redo the og anime with the Cinderella Gray artstyle or something like that because wtf is this shit
>>565321131gwo, rushed + Late start, which is what fucks Fronts over the most still kill you in early races even if you have Angling and an extra few stats from Fuku.
>>565321310how dare the anime look like the game?!
nepo-chat is the type of horse that would post slop of herself
>>565321150Stop being attracted to little biys
>>565321248Yankos Furry Umanko
>>565321372that's nothing like the game you retard.
>>565321310Kingu seems to suffer the most.
>>565320996Don't worry, Danchuds retarded 3 day rule is dead with him. This filthy nigger will get kicked next week no matter what he does from now on.
>>565321326Just buy early lead and focus? Why are you guys not buying skills wtf?
join a b+ club all i do is purge the dead once a month
>>565321394say that to your president and everyone around him then.Go on.Oh no, you're just too busy wasting your time here like everyone else and you don't have the balls to do anything.Hypocrite amerimutt
>>565321310I like the artstyle of S1, I think it's charming
>>565321394You will never be a girl, though
>>565321487You're right gwo I'll buy Early Lead and Focus on Seiun for the early races even though she doesn't have Early Lead and Focus in her kit.
>>565321443>one of the prettiest jorsegirl>butchered like that
Post more Kingu being all sweaty
super seiun
>>565321720Never said I was faggot. Stop being gay. >>565321559Ah yes I can just walk into the white house and tell him to stop fucking little boys, super realistic
>>565321437more like the game than cingray
>>565321818you guys have the second amendment literally for this purpose
I just cannot for the life of me figure out how Team Trials is supposed to work. I try stacking as many golds as possible on my trainees and still struggle to get above 800k. My SS-rank with 5 golds and 1200 speed gets 6th and the opponent’s S+-rank with 2 golds and 1000 speed gets 1st. This is such a stupid fucking mode.
>>565321787
>>565321818>Ah yes I can just walk into the white house and tell him to stop fucking little boys, super realisticYou're admitting you have no balls. Good job amerimutt.
>>565321885What kind of retarded ESL nigger translated this?
>>565321460...unless he becomes the new dancho
>>565322101>>565321886>Just be suicidal!Sorry unlike you I enjoy life.
>>565321885why is teio always pushing her entire pussy in the trainer's face?
>>565321559Fucking little girls is not the same as fucking little boys. Don't try to make Trump look like a faggot, commie nigger.
>>565321097hoeh curren won 24 in 34 starts including Japanese Dirt Triple Crown, then won all dirt G1s and JPN1s in japan in her senior year and after went to race overseas winning Saudi Cup and two other G1s, placing 2nd in 4 others, once 3rd and once 4tharigato chan was a jobber and retired without glory >>557722810
>>565322220my pov
>tfw my club only survives with bottingwhat will happen when the bots die next month
>>565322082Moolership
>>565322134anon, you have the credits right there...
>>565321829*blocks your path*
>>565322293This has to be ironic.
>>565322397Stop replying to attention-starved trannies
>>565322213>i don't want to change the things in the way i want>so i'd rather being a pest on internet and ruin other people's enjoymentYou're just disgusting
>>565322308Damn, they really should have fucked...
I have a strong desire for a burger with multiple patties right now, but I also had lunch not too long ago.
are ruler ship and gold ship related
>>565322506no I'll keep replying to them just like I'm doing right now
>>565322473jesas
>>565303807>>565303971Holy based taste.>>565301785heeeeeeelp>>565321220thanks clubie, you did good
>>564318864An update for youBlue Bloom (like Rice Shower suggested) is retiring after his 5YO season and will now stand stud. He won 12 times in 21 starts, including 8 G1s and 3 G2s. His final placement stat is 12-6-1-2. He won the French Triple Crown in 1991
>>565322235she's marking him
Your counter?
>>565322545imma go get some burger king right nowwhaddya want
>>565322530At least I don't want to fuck ugly little boys like you
>>565322554no
>>565322750A big mac
>>565320883Mostly fluff. If you "sell" them they give you 100k, which might as well be literally nothing.
>>565322767>a-at least i don't!Prove that i do.Go on.
>>565322841they don't sell those at burger king you fucking IDIOTgod, no wonder kitahara picked belno over you
>>565322703https://youtu.be/JzS96auqau0?t=26
>>565322545That's why you have a post-meal meal. Need the calories to digest what you ate
>>565322750A double steakhouse burger and an extra long chilly cheese. Only the burgers, no menu.
>>565323002no....
>>565323048Boy kiss
heh
Yosh, ikuyoooo
>>565323012That's not a DP, that's an electricumamusumeprettyderby
>>565322545Fat is only he who does fat things.>>565323110>extra long chilly cheeseBased taste.
>>565322651frogs beaten
>>565323241Sex
>>565323276I am sorry, I am a fraud
>>565322319But didnt those Eden start botting again? Are they using sweepy for hired a coder?
If you don’t marry your trainee at the end of their career then that’s literally Uma abuse
>>565323295Its their best burger and goes great with fries
>>565321460the Danchou Bowl is going to be amazing. you faggots had better leak club chat screencaps for the rest of us to laugh at
None of my trainees is straight. I will quit life.
>>565320827she looks like a woman in that pic this time, so no, you're the gayfag
>>565323485>that’s literally Uma abusehow?
>>565320827It's so funny they gave her an even thinner waist to make it look like she has tits
>>565321787the classic, the best, the first-rate
>>565323661They will have sex on your corpse.
>>565323661your gold ship?
>>565322750the double western bacon cheeseburger, onegai
>>565323661i just set to female trainer in game
>>565323661uohka bros...
>>565323661stop playing a female trainer you retard
>>565322545I'm making smashburgers for dinner tonight, will be umazing
is it worth breaking the mile epithets for a base 30speed+10power training on classic year
only my husband mr cock ball is straight
>>565324198I love racing getting more skills > raw stats
>>565324263I thought CB was gay for Ace?
>>565324263the term "super-straight" was invented because of her, it feels like
>>565324363Cute donkey
urara is an underrated mare
>>565324537>>565324537>>565324537
>>565301846I like it when people post reaction images I cropped or the pregnant uma pictures I was the first to post
>>565302085this game deserved more love via updates. the sprites were cute.
>>565303969FLESH TAILS
>>565307612passes you? passes by? blame the song the horse was named after
>>565314487
>>565316262Sorry, McQueen. You don't get to breed nowadays unless you get an S rank at minimum.
>>565316840not today, anon
>>565317575>ai angry because it's not winning if you're not on topkek
>>565321559tell it to your leaders first and we'll consider it
>>565322783
