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Yae
wahey>>565351694happy barf aruvu, I was gonna update the OP too
I haven't ran the junior debut race yet and the rng already tickled me.
i wanted to make Mr CBT OP...
>>565351902
Our Dream Journey.
>>565351902Wrong thr-132cm!?
this thread will be gayer
Digitan LOVE
I don't care if the Director came and apologized I want to nuke the adoption facility that Aruvu was in for doing her dirty. She legitimately did not understand why someone would want to celebrate her birthday alone because she only had joint birthdays with other kids all her life.
>>565351601I used the biggest wraps they had in store. I used pure beef, cheese and beans as filling with a touch of chilli.>>565351613I saved 3 for tomorrows dinner and put the rest into the freezer.
How is Creek's VA 40 years old?
>>565351902this game looks disgusting but if i had to marry one i'd go cotton candy swirl or generic elf slut, contingent on personality diff.
>>565352141my airfryer broke so I can't mealprep burritos anymore it sucks
>>565352067Dream Journey is very cute
>>565351983We'll probably be in bump limit when the new banner drops
>>565351902idk what is this from but horse tits paizuri is better
>>565352397I'll try to make a cb OP too
>>565352067AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE MY JOURNEY DOESN'T HAVE TITS
>>565331269>1001 Nights with CBholy based, new imagefarm to trawl! very grateful to you, Sir
>>565352221I used my pans, but I'll try out the reheat function of my airfyer for them.
>>565352185the power of japanese lifestylestay insidebe autistically clean3-1-1 80% diet
Is it true that Duramente is more for (You) than Kitasan?
>>565351902this better be from Milk Factory
>>565352562Oranges and Tama-chan
>>565351694>Are you any good at karaoke.Did they forget their literally idols as well as Umas? Wholesome little story though.
what does the CB in Mr. CB stand for anyways
>>565352494>MY JOURNEY DOESN'T HAVE TITSTell that to Cygames
>>565352185give it a few more years
>>565352732not every idol actually sings well
>>565352684Yes, and the autism makes it better because you help her explore her feelings.
which uma could beat madara uchiha
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for May? Rare Brick (835612678) has a few spots for a few lucky anons! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't flatline then disappear unless you already finished it. We have: >ohayo stickers (and many more!) >shoe wars at reset (mediums only!) >practice partners for CM >a safe place to complain about the xoguri menace Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>565352732Anon Karaoke and actual singing are two different things.
>>565352747cock and balls
>>565352185>you will never have a nip gf>you will never have a gf at all>you will never have anyone who truly cares about you>you will never get Medium S>you will never get a Platinum title>you will never be anything
>>565352732events have retarded logic, don't try to understand them and just turn your brain off
>>565352747cheese burger>>565352749those are just artistic liberties, they are not real
Are you rolling for Anus Fujin?
Spark reroll comes out tomorrow right?
>>565352873Imagine joining the most unhinged /uma/ club
>>565351840waheyyyyyyy
>>565353201BUENA GOT INFLUENCED
>>565352873>comfy club>just hit your 25mil monthly
Danchou...
>>565352873Why do you niggas keep changing your name
>>565353096lol she looks so sheltered and pampered, so cute
>>565352969Oh I'm aware of that, just thought it was a funny line. Right up there with Natie's option of >Center or backgroundwhen you do think about it. >How is she even performing so well, we only practice the background dancing
>>5653533354 more days until A NEW AGE
>>565351983I'd like to see that for the next thread too.
>>565353273she learned from the best
>>565352873>recruits from discord>danchou will kick you to please the ntrfag and uma&co overlordshmmm nyooo
Good blue and pink but none of the whites I wanted...
>>565353460too cute
https://x.com/i/status/2049866368833765834
>>565353019AINES FUJIN YOU BITCH
How do we save gen Z?
>>565353612Anals Fujin?
>>565353173wouldn't that be the most authentic /uma/ experience?
>>565353483they recruit from discord? why are they still on the clublist then, if there was proof
>>565353526that's still kinda useful though, atleast that could be a lot of stats from sparks
>>565353590helios, yeah
You think you're white but you're eternally brown
>>565352903They are? I always thought if you can sing, you can probably kill it at karaoke even if you don't know the song at first.
>>565352732You now remember Falco
>>565353795I'm not white though...
what the hell are those
>>565351902no fate design this time, huh?
>>565353795This is Brown Town. Keep moving your honkey keister, pardner.
>>565353886she got them timbs
>>565353708>>563264513
Brown..?
Can you sing?https://poal.me/yk5m8dhttps://poal.me/yk5m8dhttps://poal.me/yk5m8d
GET BLASTED
>tachyon's dad is also a trainerTRACEN IS NOT BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS
>>565354084hey
Threadly reminder to do your part.
>>565353671Make umas like CB real
>>565354173we won, morumottobros
>>565354173>"mother can still run fast as hell">most likely she was a Tracen student too
>be gentle and frail waifubait that all male players instinctually want to protect>few events later.. what will be her alt? bunny suit? microbikini? naked apron?>no, they turn her into a womanizing ftm tranny that is a complete antithesis to everything her character stood for>somehow there have been 8 (EIGHT) ballroom events and only 2 cheerleader events, so either the biggest spenders are dykes and trannies or there is some agenda at play
soon™
Isnt El a bit too sexy?
>>565352749Fixed
>>565353671Make umamusume real
>>565354203It'd be kinda nice if I could cum directly into Multi Booster's womb
>>565354189King Sexlo
>>565354127I can't, but I sing when it's funny.I remember singing a song cover for /akg/ as a punishment game.Probably going to invoke that binding vow later.
>>565354173How else is an Uma going to find a partner for life?
>>565353974>Skill Activated: Tether>Skill Activated: Dominator>Skill Activated: Petrifying Gaze>Skill Activated: Intense Gaze>Skill Activated: All-Seeing Eyes>Skill Activated: Mystifying Murmerb-bros....they're too powerful........
>>565354429
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>565354525That's a premeditated act of kinda based
The fuck
>>565353742AND buena
>>565354460SIX MORE MONTHSthe last 30 days of the countdown I'm going to lose my shit with joy
>>565353030>implying EN devs want to ever put in the effort of the half anni early qol again and not just inherit jp data
What are the criteria for a boyuma?
>>565354837bueeee...
>>565355002post the soundpost
Mr. CB is a slob who eats burgers for breakfast and scratches her ass in public
>>565355085I wonder who is behind this post.
>is there anything more cucked than having an uma daughter ?
>>565354958Simple: a married bachelor
>>565354491Based
>>565355085Yeah but she's hot so she gets away with it.
>>565354903It would make them easy money after the ballroom fiascos, it's bound to happen
Doto is a good cow
>dont pay attention for 2 turns>realize i fucked myself out of multiple good items for summer This shit is why I hate MANT
>>565354723>augmenting humansuma cyberpunk would be wild
>>565355085
>>565355224cucked how? if anything having one pretty much guarantees she’ll start a family and she won’t end up getting drunk alone and depressed in some apartment with 10 cats
>>565355293Ballroom fiasco? What happened with yh ballroom?
Imagine how much money Cygames would make if they added a way to unlock a cosmetic skin swap for the outfits shown on special event support cards (something like needing MLB + using a paid unlock selector).
every time Ayabe makes that pissed off face I get hard
>>565355224Great way to piss off your Uma wife and have her break your legs
Look at this fat chud
>>565352753where is 40-50
>>565354048but that guy's in /uma/ club
>>565355060only made soundposts haven't stolen one before so consider this a test
>>565355808hayahide does not have a fang
I hate Cheval GrandI hate Cheval GrandI hate Cheval GrandI hate Cheval GrandI hate Cheval Grand
>>565351902this series peaked with the maid game the new ones are just ass
>>565351694>updated>JP garbage is still a part of the GLOBAL THREAD>JP uma to top it offwhats next, yuripropaganda???
T MINUS 3 HOURS UNTIL MR. CBT CARD SPAWNSWILL YOU PULL OR NOT
>>565352562new cryer on the bottom left
>>565355568Years of solely raising her for the purpose of having her ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl—reading her sports practice, ensuring she practices, ensuring she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her—has one simple result. Think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising, and rearing a girl for at least a decade only to have one conclusion.
>>565355085wow CB is literally me
>>565355224having an uma daughter likely means you have an uma wife and won't worry about what your daughter does because you already have her mother, a superior version of her, at your disposal.
>>565356065
>>565356048stealing a sound is piss easy, provided you aren't a firefurry retard
>>565355838Oh no, Super Creek's super sweaty lactating titties are spilling out!
waitDaitaku Helios is a gyaru?Who else are GYARUS in umamusume?
>>565356287touch turf
How many mid race skills is good
>>565356397but I use firefurry...
>>565355725Every time you post things like this I want to jab a rusty dagger into your sides
>>565356287hey you could say the same about the trainers, except they get brutally raped and no one believes them
>>565356194hmmm nyo
>>565356487Gold city tosen Jordan and mejiro Palmer sometimes twin turbo when she hangs out with Helios.
>>565356263rudolf wouldn't dress like this
>>565356929she would if I ask her
baCOOLshin
>>565354484The hardest part about doing parent runs with her is staying focused while seeing those swinging maestros right in my face.
>>565354417If it's supposed to be Agnes Flora then yeah, she won 1990 Oka Sho afterall
>>565356578Yes
>>565356194I'll wait for her rerun with Creek
>>565356194can't pull, only have 55k and must save for Tachyon, SMaru rerun, CB trainee, and Ramonu.
>rapes your runs
God I want to fuck Super Creek
>>565357068I hope if they ever add her, she will have a peak hag design
>>565357773She is not that big.
>>565355838This outfit does makes her look bigger.
I can’t think of a worse feeling than pulling for cards. It’s infuriating how unlucky you can be.
>>565357565anon...1990 is not hag era...
Whats the next support banner worth pulling
>>565357856Cards are suffering, praying you only have to pity twice shouldn't be a thing in any gacha.
>>565357034Serious Bakushin!
>>565358027CB if you END. S.Maru if you FRONT. Light Hello for EVERYONE, at least 2LB. Tachyon if you PACE. Ramonu for EVERYONE.
i need rice
>>565357856Genuinely why I just do not roll for cards outside of like, scam gacha. It fucking hurts to do 100 rolls and get 1 SSR that isn't even on rate up. Am I a casual? Sure. Am I stressed? No. I'll just coast on B and enjoy the cute girls because genuinely fuck seriously rolling for cards. I did it when the game first started and it was pure torture.
>>565358027depends how safe you want to play it. July is Tachyon/Light Hello, June is SMaru but she shares it with Festa, a shit card, August is SMaru rerun shared with Finemo, good if you don't have Finemo, September-ish is CB rerun with Creek, and November is Ramonu, allegedly a must-pull.
>>565358027>whaleTaiki>dolphinMaruzensky>everymanTachyon
>>565357856I still remember the whale that got absolutely fucked pulling for KSB, 150k carats to MLB, insanely unlucky odds.
>>565358234>>565358308>>565358335So July and November then
>>565358293its why you only roll when you have pity, and only roll for stuff worth using 4 crystals on
>>565358542In my case I never know what cards are upcoming so it's just whatever.
REDPILL ME ABOUT THE PAIZURI ONEI MEAN INARI ONE
>>565358679Check the timeline in the OP and start a pull plan
No matter how much effort and money I pour into my trainees their sexuality will not change. I should be content with strictly being their uncle.
>>565358836she's dirt a turf a so hitting correct pink sparks is incredibly annoying
First global cm triple crown results?https://poal.me/8hfinthttps://poal.me/8hfint
https://jiggie.fun/LD0sDXumahttps://jiggie.fun/LD0sDX
>>565358995I got second place in all of those
>>565359203Man just when I had to go to the supermarket
>>565358836Not bad if you need another dirt uma, and on mant being able to do both runs gives you the most amount of stats
>>565352185how many dicks has she taken
Brian... your rival is a 5 year old who thinks she's an airplaneYour aura farming attempts are meaningless
>>565358995I am a Single Crown champion just like my wife
so what does tachyon call her brother? aniki, nii-san/sama/chan, onii/-san/sama/chan, aniue?
>>565359797anata
>>565359797aniue
>>565360046I choose you.
>>565360046
>>565356194>MR. CBT>WILL YOU PULL OR NOTI was going to put 200 pulls into wit CB and speed Maru, but I luckshitted 3LB Nice nature in 200 pulls on her first banner and MLB Top Road in 200 pulls.So pulling on either seems kinda pointless.I'm just tyring to see if there's anything else worth pulling (besides Tachyon/Hello and Ramonu), so I don't impulse pull on the cheerleader banner. What is even worth pulling for in Grand Live? For lates mostlyEishin Flash speed seemed good, but no one anywhere seems to think that's worth pulling on from what I've seen. I guess saving for basically two scenarios is the smart choice, but that's a long time and kind of boring
>>565359797Just Nii-san.兄さん if you want to check yourself.
This game’s bullshit is so predictable it’s actually hilarious I just had three Rudolf runs end the EXACT same way: 600 speed at the end of classic year, 1000 at the end of senior, final 3 turns not a SINGLE speed training.I am so sick of this game. It feels like I’m in an endless cycle of torment.
>>565360220
>>565360282don't let your sunk-cost fallacy keep you from moving on
>>565359797兄さん
>>565360282This, plus get 1* blue spark 90% of the time, even if that stat is maxed out.I'm only doing 1 run per day at this point, and only when an event is going on.
>>565360282It’s all random.
>>565360046>>565360220>>565360419let me guess.. the trainer is female.. so predictable..
>>565360257>>565359797And for further context, she's not close at all with most of her family. Her father stopped giving a shit about her when she showed no real interest in running as a kid and her mom went full hands off when she threw a tantrum as a child telling her mom to leave her alone. Her brother was perma annoyed by her antics considering she was intersted in humans after realizng they were different (they sucked at athletics compared to Uma); she didn't even go to his wedding.
>a failed TT run with random stat parents yields 3* blue 3* pinkheh, classic
>>565360282just log in daily for carats and roll for cute umas
>>565360631Unlike you
YOOOO I GOT NICE NATURE WITH THE FREE PULL
>>565360631what makes you ask
>>565360704yes..
>>565356194i am going to mlb her
>>565360731Nice
>>565360731I got Christmas Mayano
>>565356194no, i dont run end closers
>>565356194I'll pass. Not my wife, and while she's cute, I don't think she's all that hot.
>>565360894Thin Mirako cute
>>565360860>>565360885
>JP gets 80 rolls >We get singles What gives
Is spring runner/left handed that important to have?
>>565361234
>>565356194I'm pulling because i'm fucking bored of doing 2 fronts for every cm, maybe i'll run ends for a bit. tamachud and digitan are my faves and they can both be ends ig
My partner is larping as neicha because it's my bday
Soon
are we making it, /uma/club bwos
>>565361701I wish my bf did that, but he always says it's too furry for him...
>>565361703Echt's gonna keep it real and win.
>>565354723Isn't this just doping?
>>565361853
>>565358995For once I'm not going to vote in a poll because it's a stupid one."Triple crown" was separated by a whole year between start and finish and it never repeats because they never do kikkasho again so it's only something you could get with inhuman foresight on top of ball knowledge and luck. Even my whale friend has about the same wr as me with several thousands of dollars spent to my ~160So caring about the "CM triple crown" is a fools errand.
no... I need to jump ship and leech from a b or higher club is there space in a club for me to leech off of after we get the monthly carat reward?
i want to kitasex
>>565354884Umas might be immortal and ageless after they hit their peak. Like the goddesses are still alive.
>>565353019I'll go to spark for her and then never think about running her since she's apparently only good for the Derby/tokyo tracks.
>>565362042My mood certainly went up
>>565356628>firefurry user>curren poster
>>565356194yeafor sweepy and maya
are we making it, autis/uma/ bwos
>>565362092>Like the goddesses are still aliveAnon...The three goddesses we see in the Grand Masters scenario are just an A.I. made by Satono (SEGA)
WHY ARE YOU NARRATING
>>565362478You gotta post an Ogurin
>>565362570no...
>>565361703Croix Du Nord for the Spring Triple Crown!
>>565362312what's so bad about it then
I just randomly unlocked her date by a random event. Should I date her or its a brick?
MDemuro....
>>565352732She'd need to win a race for anyone to know how well she can sing.
>>565361703Let's go Croix!
>>565362798You can date on your rest/training turns for energy and stats
>>565362675But I'm not from autis/uma/...
>>565363004>Maruzensky doesn't do it for me>but Mayano on a GOLD MICRO BIKINI does itAm i a pedophile bros
>>565362798dating zawa can completely ruin your run but you should do it anyway
>>565362735It (used to?) heavily fuck with file-namesInjected AI slop all over it, optional or not, they existThe company behind it is completely fucked up the ass and corruptYou do you obviously, I'm sure it works so whatever, but there is valid reasons to dislike it.
>>565362707Her nipples are gonna chafe
>>565353201She's becoming a whore
>>565363205what non chromium browser do you use
this demon-child should be expelled from the academy.
>>565361979So you're saying the triple crown is something anons can only attempt once due to KKKsho?And we had foresight too, so a Classic Triple Crown makes as much sense as it does for umas.
>>565364013but first expel your semen into her womb
Nice this is pretty good2* Medium btwWe don't talk about the blue spark
>>565364123SHOW IT
Finally, some actually hot cosplay
>i love my /uma/dacchiscome now, you don't love em THAT much
>>565364203But I don't want to...
>>565363642>non chromium browserMan I wish those still existed... I miss Opera 12, back when they still made used own engine, now the best I got is Vivaldi, by OG-Opera people.What noteworthy browser are there even anymore, that aren't based on Chromium, whatever Firefox has going, or Apples WebKit, which they get forced to use?
>>565364310why does an asexual uma like oguri wear a g-string anyway?
67% of the images reposted here are OC I madeI'm a umamusume trend setter
>>5653643103dpd should be a ban-able offense
>>565358995I won Kikuka Sho with Tachyon and Satsuki Sho with Scarlet. I'm not gonna try that hard for Derby.
>>565364365yeah, can see whystill, it's a good parent for looping, so it's not a total waste, just a fucking nasty disappointment
>>565364427post your feet next
>>565364364True... HOEVER, I do love Gentle Wife!
What is the fucking point of hosting S+ and lower rooms. You're going to be matched with SS umas in the actual CM anyway.
god, she's so fucking stupid.
>triple rainbow speed training>summer>weights and horn>4% failure>failed
>>565355293Wait you guys don't narrate your cms like some kind of cringe forever alone otaku? Just me? Fuck..
>>565364561copium from people too prideful to go to open league
>>565364760
>>565364704>taking risks in summer
Hadn't seen this one yet. That's the uma for me.
>>565364704that's a 1/25, anon. not that crazy.
>>565364760Opps meant to reply to >>565362610
Copano Cringey
post golden bikini umas
Good night friends!!!
>>565364806
Will they choke? Or will Sweepy save them?
>>565364310>cosplayDoes it count if it's not a real person doing it?
gn
Okay, jannies are niggers7 and I end up wifing a foid like Orfe in future
Matikane
I just burned all clocks of my medium s groundwork run on tenno sho spring with 700 stamina to a super creek who wasn't even my rival
>>565365006
>>565364559
>>565365041they're already 30th and a zero-shame botter club is closing. if their clankers aren't already running all day today, it's over.
>>565365254stupid things
>>565365254I adore this silly creature so much, and I'm not sure why. The :<, the dog like looks "what is human doing, gotta watch it carefully in case it has evil plans".
Last Thread
>>565364971
>>565365041>>565365387we were S-rank before sweepy and apparently after sweepy toowho knows about s+ this time though, sadly
Do I really have to bring Runaway Suzuka if I want to use fronts?I get how she helps the other 2 fronts by ensuring they can always enter Pace Up but is that really worth the cost of only haveing 2 aces instead of 3? There is no way an uma trained in Aoharu can win, surely 3 normal fronts would be better?
>>565365510teio? sex
>>565363205>It (used to?) heavily fuck with file-nameswhat did it exactly change?
>>565365457it's cause the fusu is very cute
>>565365510stego butt hehe amazing
>>565365632fronts need all of the lengths they can get given the 400m late-race. a big nig is a guaranteed way to generate those lengths while simply adding a third front probably doesn't do much of anything.
>>565365647>>565365689Uhhhhhhhhh something something removed odd lettering it couldn't/wouldn't deal with, %2 and the like or whatever. It essentially broke [sound]s, and when people reposting their busted versions it was quite evident what browser they used.>>565365739Very true!
>>565365510>stego butt hehe
>>565365721DAMN! Mirco Demuro got to ride THAT?!
>>565365510>posting umajp stegoshocking surprise
>>565365187that is such fucking BULLSHIT I HAVE LOST 4 OUT OF THE PAST 5 HARUTENS TO BULLSHIT LIKE THAT FUCK THIS RACE
>Fucks almost all mares in the games
>>565366065Kitasan? Me
>>565365510>big JP umaDATS RIGHT!>>565365896SMASHUMANKO
MARU YOU FUCKING HAGGIVE ME MY 3* MED RIGHT NYOW
>he unironically does crown instead of tiara
>>565366065BLACK BVLL
>>565366065>gets sloppy seconds after sitting in the cuck chair
>>565365187>>565366063and THIS is why I run the tiara on my girls. Haruten is a run destroyer.
>>565364971>>565365527why so many MANHATTANS when she has NOTHING
>>565365892>Uhhhhhhhhh something something removed odd lettering it couldn't/wouldn't deal with, %2 and the like or whatever. It essentially broke [sound]s, and when people reposting their busted versions it was quite evident what browser they used.Oh, that. Yeah, I noticed it too, seems to be a security measure to prevent a Windows CVE.>The replacement of %2F (a forward slash) with an underscore _ in Firefox is a intentional security feature designed to prevent path traversal attacks, particularly on Windows, where % characters could be used to save files into restricted directories. https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1765049Although this behavior seems to apply to Mac as well (just checked), so...
>train rudolf parent in MANT>no problem>train Oguri parent in MANT>easy>start training Brian>shits the bed every second race even with Mile A
>>565366206flat umas are hot
>>565366206Microbikinis are hottest on flattiesCows should be in onepiece swimsuits
>>565366126>be ogurimIts that simple bro. Also extra 40 stats from tenno sho epithet and 60 from dirt epithets
>>565366273>[sound] poster world wide had to suffer not only cuz of Windows, but Apples incompetence
Oh please no.
>>565366118
>>565366065nah, in game Kita is forced to listen how Almond Eye loves her Torena lol
>>565366153You cannot unfuck your daughters, Orvfefe
>>565366498it's kinda hot when their feet can't touch the floor
For me it is Goldshi, Neicha (forma de puta), and Ogurin Miracle, we are winning Taurus again with this setup
>>565366498Yes, just like that, with their feet tangling in the air!
Do I have to care about RB when grinding parents? I don't want to rely on inspirations alone.
>>565366498I need this
So where are the glorified stamina debuffers I was warned about
>>565366065I'm just gonna leave this here....
>missed the login screen because my phone decided to shit itself with a 2% load bar>hoped it worked when I got home, but it ended up skippingAt least Stego's was yesterday's otherwise I'd be really upset.
>>565366113>>565365952Why are the uma's so damn lewd!
HOLY SHIT DANCHO ACTUALLY LOGGED BACK IN
>>565367154>fucked the motherjust like my funny doujins!
>>565367259Yeah to disband the club
>>565366890the RB helps mostly with SP/rating. if you have such good cards that you can consistently spit out SS or over parents then it could be worth it. i'm not a piggy thus i just run parent cards, don't care about RB, and take the SP hit. it results in having to be a tiny bit pickier on skills and maybe you can't upgrade one or two golds for better spark probability.
>>565367212Also wow this is the first time I've seen a Wild Stego in a career.
Got a question for my fellow Natie fans. How hard is it to pursue her bronze collector epitaph? I can't bring myself to let her settle for third. Especially on G1s
>>565367259You made me check fucker
>>565367259
>>565367259I'm kicking you
what ar the odds of something like this happening TWICE?
>>565367791ahemWOULD
>>565367860Quite high, but it's Uma so it'll happen when you have a rival race you can't miss.
the dentist sneezed in my mouth
I'm liking this event story.
>>565368082i mean before debut in particular
>>565368130It's a wholesome event, better when you remember King Halo is her dad irl
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER SUZUKA OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>565368118That was jizz not spit
why the FUCK isn't sweepy here yet i wanna use my mr CB
>>565368118I am sorry but you will turn into a dentist soon...
>>565368295she is the most beautiful of all umas
>>565367531It's pure RNG plus you going out of your way to run races that you're not likely to win.If you are going the triple crown route, you can sandbag on hjf, hopeful, nhk, takara, qe2 (both), mile ch, Victoria, yasuda, and 4 of the 6 senior crown races, hoping for 3rd place, without dropping any of the good mant epithets.Miles are your best bet since she has a speed gimp there. For the others, you either just have to get unlucky or send as front/ end, hoping being a brainlet can get the job done.I haven't done it yet myself, but it seems like something you just have to try for every time and lock in if you get it.
>>565368295She's very aerodynamic
Suzuka is overrated
>>565368320She's busy with my CB right now, you can have fun with her soon
>>565364971>golden bikini
>>565368290I wasn't a fan of Halo when I started playing this game but her appearances in Kawakami's career and now this story have made me appreciate her.
>no distance aptitudes lower than E>speed and pow growth>not meta relevant is sweepy THE sovl oshi uma?
>>565368295P'LEASE PLEASESTRANGLE ME WITH YOUR LEGSSUFFOCATE MEMAKE ME BEG FOR BREATHINGI WANT TO FEEL THOSE THIGHS AROUND MY FACE
I WANT TO FUCK FOX UMA SO BAD HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU FUCKS IF I DONT GET MY KITSU ALIKE UMA
>>565368295Naizuri sex
>>565368309
>>565367154Plot straight outta terasu mc doujin but the mc becomes the bull later
>>565368524Wait till you see her be canon wife in Main Story 2
Bwo...that's starting from Gemini
>>565368627im going to FUCK YOU HAPPY!
>>565368320>my mr CBsuch confidence that you won't get 3 or 4 pitied...
>>565368428That's sorta what I figured, and I didn't know she was gimped in mile races. No wonder she struggles with the mile G1s during classic. I use more clocks on mile races then anything else. Thanks.
>>565368375
>>565368582Inari is the /one/ for you.
>>565368582>he skipped yaeno
>>565368649With the A+ limit you can just dust off unity shit
>>565368825Luna is the main one for me
>>565368627>treats me like shit>"y-you can't understand my feelings"you are right, I can't
I will watch people not get a single Mr CB in 200 pulls in the Moomoo pull stream today
>>565368582Here you go
>>565367154Why did the two babies want to fuck a hag?
>>565368795She's gimped in miles because she has C Mile aptitude. Unless you're sparking her up. She doesn't have any special unique thing that makes her worse in Miles than anyone else.It's worth noting that the original nature has a much harder time getting it just because of her unique triggering once she gets into third and making her have an easier time pushing up into second if not first.
>>565368623I'm looking forward to it. I liked the first main story chapter with McQueen but then I didn't enjoy the rest until the Suzuka chapter. That one and the latest Special Week one were really good so I hope the quality remains at that standard going forwards.
>>565368582Just hold out a little longer bro
>>565368846Her white streak looks like a buttplug doe
>>565368786don't even joke about that i will literally get on my knees and drop as a new cryer if i don't get a single copy in 200 pulls
>>565369026GIMME MY FUCKING FOX ALREADY AAAAAAAAAA
>>565369146soon
>>565369134pull on the moomoo stream or on any other sloptuber stream
>>565368565Imagine you're running meta in a CM and you lose to these brats.
>>565369134You'll MLB her in 200 pulls.
>>5653691347 and you have to spark for cb
>people genuinely like sweep tosho
>>565368295I bet there's a fantastic scenery waiting to be seen below that skirt
>>565369146JUST HOLD ON
ez
>>565369335
>>565369217 >>565369409Love FoxLove DogsLove TitsLove ShortstacksLove Shortstack FoxesSimple as
>>565368295THE GOAT
>>565369017Oh okay, I thought you meant even without sparks she struggles in miles. I always spark her mile just to give her the three As in lengths for mant, I didn't think to not spark her for it either. Ill have to give it a try in ura or unity where I'm fine with letting her plateau.
>>565369134Evens you get 1 copy in 200 pullsOdds you get 3 copies in 200 pulls7 and you mlb in 200 pullsMay Shiraoki bless your rolls, anon
>>565369035It’s shaped like more like a dagger
>>565369335Only when she's aged up.
>>565352185How do I get a Mommywife like this who voices and cosplays Mommywife characters?
>>565369443yeah I don't think I'm gonna roll
>>565364310apparently she just ate a shit ton of food and is pushing out her belly would be hotter if she was pregnant
>>565369543A buttplug shaped dagger yeah
>>565369580Running sims on gacha is a weird form of self delusions. You know they rigg that shit in your favor right?
>>565369580You just expelled your bad luck by getting Shakur'd in a sim. You'll be fine.
>>565369537wowshare that 7 love with me too pls
It's harder than I tought trying to actually get A+ in MANT
>>565369537
>>565369543To me it looks like an arrowhead
>>565369721Even more reason not to pull for real then
>>565369721I got 1 (one) SSR and nothing else the last time i sparked and it wasnt the rateup so it's definitely possible
>>565369771Like a straight just A+ without going over or under?
>>5653696907 and you have to spark your next uma banner
>>565369443this simulator is more delusional than me
I've been away since CM12. Did we all give up on graded league and are making A+ umas for the new open now?
>>565369874Can go under but I'm trying for open league.the stats go up too much, I'll have to rethink the inheritance, more stam, less power
70 minutes until people waste all their savings fully uncapping a card that is almost at full power at 1LB
It's been five months since I've rolled for supoka, and I got really lucky last time, this is a good refresher to how shitty SSR pulling can be>not a single CB in 200
>>565369818You’re right actually, good eye
>>565369543Imagine drugging yaeno and groping her slowly watching her realising that all her karate skills are useless and then staring at her teary eyes while you grind your penis against her pussy watching her panic increase by the second as she realises she's gonna lose her virginity to you and then finally sticking it in and killing all the joy that remained in her eyes
>>565370026wat ur talking about bwochacho u got a cb in the top left
>pulling on a card you can just borrow for end builds when Maruzensky and Light/Tachyon are 1-2 months away.
>>565352185>Also voiced Haruka>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12lb99eKT44Man I Love Super Creek!
>>565370124That's boringI'd prefer if she started longing for that type of thing and started baiting me into raping her more
>>565370175you realize the same logic applies to Maruzensky, right? Plus if you're an End main, why wouldn't you want CB? I don't understand this logic at all.
>>565370176now post the ass slap webm
>>565370175dem tights bwo...
>>565370124Umas could probably snap ur peanits in half with thwir umanko but this is hot
>>565369443In 200 pulls I got one copy of CB and one copy of Ayabe guts. yeah, I think I'm gonna hold onto my carats. B)
You guys are fucking retarded
>>565370550
>>565370550Very rude of you to call McQueen retarded.
>>565370550McQueen wouldn't say that DESU WA
>>565370550Yeah im fucking your sister bright what about it?
>>565370026
>wasting your luck on a fucking simulator
Out of pure principle, I will not roll for an uma named Mr. Cock & Balls.Fuck off.
i thought this was the jp thread at first
>>565369968I have been in the Maruzen Mines trying to get her Groundwork, ignited wit and dodging danger.Its all so tiresome.
While you are all fretting over this or that, somewhere in the fictional universe, Hishi Amazon is quietly continuing to be plush and brown and sexy and fun
>>565370676Yeah, she would be too busy stuffing her big fat face with slices of cake!!
>They are afraid to gambleNot a good look
>>565352185Gold Ship's VA thought Nice Nature was a kid, they even did a commercial where they met and NN was over a foot taller than her.
>>565370730What's your next move, buddy?
boysex
>>565370794
>>565370701ahhhhhhh..........so this is how anons rerolling for Kitasan did it. I wonder how long that took.........a few days of rerolling, maybe?
>>565352753>>565352942
How many umas of a certain style would you use/pull to consider "maining" it?Because I dont think I could go through this just for Inari One, Sweepy, and sometimes Cafe/Tamamo.
Do you rather ship Umas with the trainer or other umas?
>>565370806
>>565371057I'd rather ship trainer with other trainers
>>565371057I ship my favorite with Trainer (me)I don't mind ships of Uma/Uma if it's not my favorite.
>>565370001That sounds reasonable, I struggle with that during the last cm. Just decided to say fuck it and risk my chances in the graded. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
>>565371023Depends on the ones you'll be farming parents for and the aces you'll be running for pvp content.
qrd on mr cb? Is 1LB really enough?
>>565371137
>>565371057I ship Torenas with each other
>>565371057I ship trainers with FEMALE HUMANS and you should too!!!
>>565371195
>>565370973
ryan LOVEi WILL be pulling for ryans girlfriend in ONE HOUR
>>565370550>...as their coitus finished, their combined fluids spilled out from her folds, and she already felt longing. It was in this moment that the thought first appeared in McQueen's mind, that the only thing she, a proud and dignified lady of the Mejiro Family, desired, is to be filled and used to the point that people would no longer see the Umamusume "Mejiro McQueen" but a broodmare of the Mejiro Estate
>>565371305
>>565370839That's adorable. Care to send a link if you got it on hand?
>>565371380McQueen's fat, sweets-stuffed belly...
>>565370334Hm...I don't seem to have it...I should make one.
>>565371291it comes with 5RB at 0LM and doesn't go up with uncap
>>565371023Ends have some cool charactersDuramente, Durandal, Orfevre, Dream Journey, Cafe, Win Variation, CB, etc
>>565371453Don't look at me, with those eyes.>>565371510>He doesn't have THE ass clap webm that gets posted every single time someone on /a/ gets reminded of the show, or there is a thread
>>565371448Based
>>565371642
What are some sexy female trainer characters?No, you yourself do not count?
>>565371291It's usable at 1lb, has almost full strength at 3lb, mlb doesn't really do much.
>>565371713Do not question mark that.
>>565371702
Daiwa Scarlet is my cute little baby.>>565368846I was so happy I was able to get Miss Muteki with only 50 pulls. I thought I was going to be forced to spark her because my luck has been very bad with banners this year. She's so pretty.
>>565371057Depends, but my autistic ass can't bear to deviate from canon, so if there is a clear Uma - Trainer in a character's story, then I can't do anything else. Similarly, I only work with uma - uma ships that have at least something going on in the game
So, be real, do you have a design for your own trainer?
>>565371824some umas just cant handle the fusu
>>565371713There's only two canonically human female trainers. Unless you actually believe that Tazuna isn't an Uma. Belno is technically a trainer but Uma.
>>565371896It's THE fat bastard and I imagine my umas being embarrassed when they're with me in public.
stop requesting sprint shoes you fucking retard I'm not going to give you my sprint shoes, request dirt like everyone else fucking faggot
>>565372097>request dirt like everyone else fucking faggotyou mean mediums, right?
>>565372020Based
>>565372097First, don't doxx them. Second, don't call Seiun Sky a retard.
>>565371896no, each uma gets a trainer design that fits her
So what I'm gathering is that CB is fine as a stat stick but if you build end closers you should MLB? If I've got biko, bakushin O and kita SSR will I be fine without the upcoming tachyon realistically speaking or should I still prioritize it?
https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator/support-gacha>SSR Banner #6, Kitasan/Satono Diamon, .05% rate-up>rerolling gives you about 20k caratsholy shit did anons really do this until they got 3lb/4lb Kita from 12-15 pulls? Holy shit that would take days.........
>>565371974If you're including Cingray, then theres at least four:>Super Creek's trainer>Norn/March/Mini/Rudy's trainer>Aoi>Riko
uh oh melty
>>565372097>request dirtso glad I'm in a comfy medium shoe club
>>565372213everyone insane enough to try this eventually gave in and spent a few bucks with one of the chink phone farms.
>run MLB finemo, NN and CBim the WITGAWD
>>565372213I know you're F2P or retarded but f you got close you would swipe the $70 because staying in front of a computer while running 9 emulators would've costed you more time than going to work.
>>565372280WHO? WHERE!? POINT HIM OUT TO ME SO I CAN STAB HIS GUTS!
>>565372228Oh yeah, I forgot about her. It should of been me but whatever
Is SSR Mr. CB wit still good by the time the good End Closers come out?
>>565370734Is ignited wit better than prudent positioning?
>>565372203endgods should get it at least LB1 because it is a specialist wit card for end closer which are few, if you don't need her, then save even more carats for tachyon and light hello
>>565372417wdym golshi is right there...?
>>565371475Heaven..I mean, hahaha get on a diet...
>>565372228>If you're including CingrayCingray is only canon to Cingray
POST MAYANO TOP HEBEPOST HEBE URARAALL IN GOLD BIKINISOR ELSE
>>565372213i made a new acc yesterday cuz I wanted to see if my iphone SE 1 gen could run the game (barelly does) and you get around 42k carats now
>>565372596
>>565372584or else what?
>>565372487Daring Strike rarely stacks with her ult, end up probably making her miss her ult.
>>565372417replace by this https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30201-narita-taishin but fuck if i know when it comes out
>>565372584Agnes Hebegital
>>565372213I didn't and got 0 Kitas in 200 pulls, so didn't seem that bad an idea
>>565372368>paying $70 for virtual shekelsand I'M retarded?
>>565372596ugliest fucking casual outfit in or out of the game. This shit is why nobody likes her, not the short hair, I could get around the short hair if it was cute when she was just out and about but wearing this shit is fucking disgusting what did she do, raid grandma's trunk? fuck off, shameful
>>565372596Her casual outfit is pretty ugly tho.
Public rooms aren't looking too good for me...
>>565372584Alright, you have four more post before we drag you back into prison. Not for being a god damn fillycon but for leaving out the most important of the fillies. Rice Shower.
>>565372782dont say that...
>>565372097I see...maybe I'm the problem
>>565372782>raid grandma's trunk?Ryan wearing granny panties...
>>565372568It is also canon to Starting Gate but (You) are not ready for that conversation.
you will never know the pain of liking to roll umas over cards, never.
>>565372591sure NOW you do, but I remember getting about 18, 19k when I started my account in July 2025. It was on the last day of the Kitasan banner iirc, 25 July. Man if only I'd known . . .
>>565372882they're disparaged for being fuck ugly because they are, I bet the stupid bitch is wearing them
Let's learnhttps://poal.me/w380fxhttps://poal.me/w380fxhttps://poal.me/w380fx
>>565372893but thats literally me though, bwo... i have a LOT of umas...
>>565372228March's trainer is a different guy.
>>565371974tazuna isn't a trainer tho
>>565371896yeah my girlfriend draws me when she self inserts as mcqueen
>>565372584sorry, i only have hebe toshouhhh just pretend it is gold i guess
>>565371896The cooler me
>>565372663Mayano stonks keep rising
>>565372882we call them mommy panties these days, unc
>>565371896I look like this
>>565373332shut the fuck up umajp tran
>>565373332Don't you dare call me unc ever again
>>565373230please dont post videos of me without consent
>>565373307
>>565373158I assume she has some history being a trainer provided if we disregard the uma theory, she can keep up with Umas, has extensive knowledge pertaining to Uma training, and is the right hand of Yayoi. She has to of been a former trainer in her youth. It's never stated she wasn't iirc
>>565373481a very nacho taco chimichanga to you too
5 borrows isn’t enough when you have to glue most of your runs.
>>565370176That was a sexy anime. Would've loved a 2nd season. I'm amazed that there aren't more beach volleyball anime with wife bait.
>>565373481>>565373539why do they bully maya so much?
>>565373685the only reason to watch female volleyball, pure sex like thhis
>>565373439ok aunty nonny. do you need a new glass of wine
Post the freckled part timer.Pic not related, he forgot the freckles.
I'm currently on my post-CM vacation, danchou. Don't worry, I will pick up the pace before the other CM starts.
>we race>to earn the right to race>to earn the right to race>to earn the right to race>to earn the right to race>to earn the right to race>to earn the right to race
>fag is checking /gif/ bwc threads every single dayso anyways about the game
>>565373731
that's some shady name
>first time reading McQueen's career>horny af because she's such a fatty barely in control around sweets>get her triple option gluttony event>ready for that +50 energy slow metabolism fattery to climax properly >Dictus rescues her from obesity with healthy optionsDenied... I was... what happens if it fails, Spe shows up and they pig out together? gonna try to get it again soon-ish
>>565373685Now THAT is some quality jiggling!
>>565373724I wouldn't come within 3600m of you, Ryan. The father is someone else.
>>565370176Good times.
>>565374086do people still actually use /gif/? i figured it was a barren landscape of raceplay bait
>>565374101
clocked out on oka sho because these niggas just won't go on speed award
I'll stop at 0LB
>>565370334Umamusume?
>>565374370Isn't that every porn board now a days? As a enlightened man of culture, I only look at my waifus sensually
>>565372887Not like that changes muchIn the first place, Cingray and uma media outside the game have "neutral/normal" endings as they usually follow IRL events closely (besides dying), so you can't have "happy" endings and suchHonestly, the whole timeline/different verses muddle things a lot. It's to the point that I saw people think that cingray trainers are the canon depiction of those trainers for those uma in game
>>565373724Call me the Mejiro Maker.
>>565374313The two sisters were so fucking hot.
>>565373481Jajaja, los panchos son my comicos
>>565374517>UmamusumeUmas have butts too!
>>565374517Not the butt slap montage I meant, but good enough... for now. Also: Oyakodon with the sisters and their HOT AS FUCK MOM NOW AAAAAAAAI think Uma Musume SUCKS!
>>565374593And abs! Umamusume should have more abs fanservice like this. I'll stop posting these now.
>>565374593Citation needed.
>>565374013
Are there any manga original Umas, you like?
>>565373560>if we disregard the uma theory
>>565374926I think Snow in Hazard is quite cute.
>>565372895nah I know that pretty well
>>565374934That's why I said >IfIf she's not an Uma, she has to be a former trainer.
Finally finished my first run of the day.Somehow my TP is gone and only 1 borrow is left though, curious.
>>565373560>if we disregard the uma theory>she can keep up with Umas?
>>565375086I don't like how she treats her trainer.He doesn't deserve this
I need umapyoi
>>565372460In an ideal world you get Prudent, dodging, groundwork and ignited wit by a parent with an uma stan snuck in.I can't say prudent is better as I failed to make an uma last CM which has both prudent and dodging. However my Seiun controlled 90% of the race as a front because of that ignited wit, while my Maru struggled against a subpar S+ V.Bobo to take 2nd place, just because she couldn't get into position. Dodging pushes out of the rail, as prudent brings you back. If you don't have prudent you gamble on no one taking over while you are away from the rail.From my experience if you are a frontie main you REALLY want that ignited wit to control early race. I can't say it would have been better with prudent, but it made a lot of difference. My two CM aces are still the best parent I have so far...
This is my favorite comic
What if
As an augur I can say this is a good omen. Shin Emperor will do well in HaruTenhttps://x.com/hochi_mnm/status/2049312740351918202?s=20
>>565375523>left: a cute woman with a nice rack>right: a good looking guy with a flat chestwhat if what?
>>565375161I don't remember the source but I remember seeing either a clip from the anime or game of Tazuna catching up with special week. A normal human couldn't keep up with a uma a trainer possibly could, and if she's an Uma then no brainer.
Does Anshinzawa actually get away from Tazuna if she's just a ningen?
>>565375540Tagano Dude will win Haruten
>>565375645If they change her outfit to just be a regular causally open shirt instead of whatever is happening with the tie and belt
Umamusumes who finished second in a G1>FuriosoTokyo Daishoten - lost to Smart Falcon>Curren ChanSprinters Stakes - lost to Lord Kanaloa>Curren Bouquetd'orJapanese Oaks - lost to Loves Only You>Oguri CapJapan Cup - lost to Horlicks>Biko PegasusSprinters Stakes - lost to Sakura Bakushin O>Sakura LaurelTenno Sho Spring - lost to Mayano Top Gun>Cheval GrandTenno Sho Spring - lost to Kitasan Black>Tap Dance CityArima Kinen - lost to Zenno Rob Roy>KisekiJapan Cup - lost to Almond Eye>Special WeekKikuka Sho - lost to Seiun Sky>Stay GoldTenno Sho Autumn - lost to Special Week>Daiwa Scarlet Tenno Sho Autumn - lost to Vodka
>>565375717nah, my problem is with>a trainer possibly couldTrainers are not super human or anything like that. The most you get is some magic bullshit that you need for the one trainee you are destined for (like Stego Torena has an innate ability to just find her no matter what, with no tools)
>>565375489Last CM I was running front daiwa and used dodging danger prudent positioning combo to great effect. She was about 40% win rate in round one and only dropped to like 30% in round two. Her biggest problem was relying exclusively on taking the lead and not having groundwork stacked on top of it or else she would have been fucking flawless. Nevertheless, because of the ddpp combo she was able to make up the difference most of the time.
>>565369553ethical gooner in chat
>>565374376I bet non-punished Maya smells clean and nice.
>>565375971I see, the idea of her keeping up only works if she isn't a Uma and was a trainer. It's unlikely because like you mentioned it requires a super human feat, if anyone would posses such a feat it would be Tazuna. Of course this is only if she's not an Uma which I don't subscribe to. I firmly believe she is one, hell probably one of the three goddess manifest. With Yayoi being another.
>>565369335Extremely cute and fun size.
>>565372362Where does yeppers wit fit into this?
>>565369553
bros... we have 16 images left... and 100 posts...
What killed the hype bwos?
>>565376318meand I will do it again
I like Dream JourneyI like Super CreekI like Air Groove.
SEX WITH FOX/DOG UMA
>>565370175the point is so you can borrow any flex you want for the cm
>>565376318fomobuff wore offschizos went mask offit's off-I mean it's over
Can we skip this banner and jump straight to Sweep Tosho?
>>565376427Air Groove is a whole level of eroticism, and elegance all wrapped up in a perfect mature but needy Uma Wife.
I didn't MLB CB with my single daily pull...wtf
>>565376576Only cygames gives me half a spark for free
>>565376040>>565375489After checking, yeah ignited wit is the better skill. 3 seconds versus 4 seconds, and I think it might also be a weaker Lane change speed, but since the forward velocity bonus is a static value for while changing lanes with a skill active, it is just getting to go faster for longer, both from the skill duration, and from taking longer to merge back into the first Lane.That said, you take what you can get and prudent has met my needs just fine. Micro optimize if you can.
Used my daily pull on Ines and didn't get her.Odds and I do a 10 roll, Evens I give up on her.
It's just that easy
horrible luckbourbon dupeoguri duperudolf dupeat least got jordan and halo cheerleader who are new
I NEED HER PROPAGANDA
i wanted ines fujin
>>565376918>exposed armpitI'm gonna pull this card
>>565375495>nothing ever happens
>>565376616pedo
Do that cheeky tenner bros Maybe even two for old times sake
>40 clocks leftMy fast learner UG aces even without med S will have to doI need to conserve my clocks until MANT ends
>>565376318mambodancho...
Didn't even have to take on a 2nd job to get her, based ty Anal Fujin
>>565377074you can get 30 from the shop if you really have to
Well then. Good luck to those pulling for CB.
not rolling for fr*nts
I did 200 rolls and now have 2LB CB.I'm going to make the bestest end closersers
you know what you did
>>565376909Real ballsy to spam through 20 ten pulls in less than 5 minutesIf I can't get her in less than 10 ten pulls, I pause because then I know something is wrong with my luck and go take a shit or something
>>565377459
>>565377512i either get her or i dont, simple as
>>565377308I don't have clovers anymore
100 PULLSNOTHINGCNA I REACH 200 BROS
90 rolls for Ines Fujin Satono Diamond and Kawakami Princess, not bad
uuuh thanks guys I can't post my image now
>>565377561Not saying I don't respect it. Hope you get better pulls next time
Anus is neat, but I must hold for the cooler oonigga with Palma.
>i went to pity, used THAT, and have no carats leftI better getting finemo and curren in a single 10 pull or im finished
>>565377723i got nice natie in a 10 pull, so i guess its the tradeoff, hopefully palmer doesnt fuck me next week
>>565377074Yeah, this is the worst part of MANT. I have 300 clocks left and I'm too worried to play the game because I'll run out by the time MANT ends.Can't believe Japs had to endure an extra 2 months of this shit.
how tf are you people affording to dump on this banner after we all got our balls drained by kneesocks nature?
>>565377774Lying for attention isn’t cool
my club is going to die..
>Pulled 200 on CB>4 total SSR cards>CB was on the last 10 roll so I got LB1 at least.Was scared for a second desu.
HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY
>>565377856>allNature is nice and all but I didn't roll for her beyond some daily singles
So if I'm getting this correct, the two main things that make CB wit meta are >2 wit 1 speed 1 SP bonus>Daring Strike on a non-ayabe card so you can end closer guttsmaxAm I reading that correctly?
200 pulls down>0LB CB>Kita dupe >1LB yeppers>Yaeno power>Akebono guts>Bakushin guts>Kawakami Princess power I'll take my spark for 1LB and call it good. Very middle of the road set of pulls
>>565377856who says I can afford it? I have nothing now I'm just saving for light hello hoping i can get 600 pulls by then
>boobam momery in 20 pulls>noshino reflow halfway through>mistah chibi 130 pulls inSo tired of these rates.
>>565377856We?
>>565377856I got both in 20 pulls :)
>image limitha.what were we spamming?
200 pulls:>2 CB (sparked to 3, 2LB)>1 Palmer Guts (now 3LB)>1 Golshi Stam>1 Cafe Stam>1 Grass Guts
>>565377856oink oink
>mr_cb_mating_press.jpg
>>565376040You need 2 fronts to control your situation ideally so your "main" ace is 1st and your other is second. If shit hits the fan the 2nd can take over, in my case this happened with Seiun. Idk about Daiwa, I never had any success with her, as just like Kita imo they are not that reliable. I actually saw the Vivlosfag being overtaken by a weaker V.Bobo who had NSM, so... maybe thats a tech too for us fronties.>>565376732Its incredibly hard to even get a correct parent with all of that. I want to make an original Maruzen to have all of that but its not going well. Also I have seen 2 breadtubers saying you really want it to have Uma stan too.
why is CB worth pulling again?
Breed?
>>565378259Daring Strike on a Wit card
>>565378259gives Daring Strike but is actually a good card unlike Ayabe Power
>>565378259decent stat stick and good skills for end closers, if you don't play end closers don't bother
>>565378259Daring Strike, works at LB1
>>565378259stop asking!!!
>>565378259its not. just borrow it.
>>565378259*smiling Oguri*
you wont trick me into rolling mr CBT
>>565378465but then I can't borrow Top Road
>>565378259Because CB stands for C-cup breasts
>>565378552>>565378552>>565378552>>565378552
>>565378573retard
*posts a photo of stinky uma stockings*
>>565378573screaming_dahby.gif
>200 scouts>no mr cb>2 SSRsI just wanted at least LB1
I actually really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego and I feel like exploding.
>>565378573based
>>565378259Armpit sex
obese_oguri.webp
>>565378728>webpDie
>>565377856>weI TOLD YOU NOT TO ROLL ON MEDIOCRE UMAS
>>565377829Yeah. If your standard for aces are UGs with FL and distance S, then you'll burn clocks like crazy from the sheer amount of runs you'll do.Casuals that are satisfied with SS aces will save more clocks in the long run so it's not a matter of knowing how to play this dogshit scenario.
>>565378259>SP bonus>Daring Strike >Usable at LB1>Great hints with SSUse her with FM and she's everything you want in a second wit card aside from 10% RB.
>>565378259Because she's your wife. You got married last week. Don't you remember?
finishing this thread... WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>565378837I hate this format so much.
>>565379086It's actually simply a fucking nuisance and I don't know why it started. No one is even adjusting to it either so it's just a pain in the fucking ass
>>565378238Maybe I'm retarded and setting myself to get raped by gameplay costs chasing too many metas, but my favorite team comp is one front one Pace one late. I've noticed a lot of strategies break down when the room has too many uma's stacked up in the same running style. Having one FrontRunner guarantees you never have to deal with the RNG fuck fest of Pace promotion, or worse, late promotion. If your pace or late is too disjointed from the rest of the group, it fucks up all of their passing and blocked related skills. I also have never had any success with daiwa up until this point. I had a realization last month that seems so simple but is easy to miss. If your unique is mid-race, inherit late race. If you're unique is late race, inherit mid race. I gave her both sumaru and vbo uniques + borrowed Helios power for escape artist to really stack up as much mid-race as I possibly could get, and that did the job. Even when she started worse, almost every time she would manage to pass back up to first and then trigger her own unique to keep first and secure angling for herself. I'm going to be adapting that for next CM as well. I've seen in lobbies victory cheer does to steal first at the last second because of corner 3 location on the derby.Umastan, the room would have to be extremely front heavy to have any use. You would need to be fighting three other competitive fronts and be in the middle of them. No stopping me is a really heavy investment for a front to pursue, but I definitely see the value in snagging nimble navigator if it comes up in your run.Yeah, ignited wit in particular is really hard to get since you can't get it from anywhere other than inheriting from someone who ran unity, so it starts from the great-grandparents. That's too much effort for me. I will just stick with brute forcing prudent positioning off smart falcon on my parents.
>>565377010>>>/xitter/>>>/kys/
Sean
