>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain >>565256728
>>565364810The discord sisters are setting themselves up for failure once again.
Kill all duelist trannies.
>>565364945?
dsg won btw
>>565364945It is going to be the biggest humiliation they've faced yet. They are going to plan for months like this then one of us will make a duskblood general to cuck them while our general keeps going.
erg is finished
Why are you guys so annoying
Queue
>>565365534unintegrated animus
gg moth hugs
gg 3bugsghiza's wheel kinda sucks
ggs
me hate balancer
>>565367560Same.Same.
>>565367334>THIS IS MY GREAT HAMMER>THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
>>565365534Because you refuse to acknowledge Bangladeshi superiority.
>want to test what true combos after a sleep proc>go to the arena>opponent starts running in circles and swaps his entire equipment>can't even do a single full punish before killing himI felt pretty bad desu, I wish the game would have some sort of dummy, or even something like that one respawning NPC from DS3.
'zuk it up
>>565368603I can duel as a punching bag if you wanna
>>565368523>>565365325>>565365478keep it to the discord sis-terr
erg needs to EMBRACE the revolutionary conditions, EXPEL the barbariand and POST type Bs
>>565368603surely theres a mod for this
>>565368797Thanks but nah, I'll just compare the frame data to the stuff I already know that combos.I thought it would be more fun to test it directly, but this way should be much faster.
>>565369974i bet she sucks cock
Seems we’re not the only ones stepping onto the big screen. Our thoughts on the new Resident Evil movie, /erg/?>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SJPu1spHqfk
Is anyone here bored of gaming after Nightreign? It kind of ruined video games for me because it was too good.
>>565370556can you tell ishizaki to hook me up with your shill contract too
>>565370556There just aren't that many gameplay focused games nowadays outside of indies, specially ones that aren't just multiplayer PVP.
>>565370556Play Nioh 2, it mogs all of From Shit.
>>565370921>>565370710Faggot. Lol
>>565370556Nightreign makes me feel so tiny and cute
>>565370980don’t hog the money cocksucker I’m serious
gg gregspicy death knights, that's why you always grab poison pots
>>565371143gg stonesword key
gg greg>>565371143I blame that maps shitty boss areas, they all spawned in a bush so you cant tell what the fuck they are doing.
>>565371017well as long as you don't forget that you're obese and gross I guess it's fine
>>565370860I don't really have a lack of games to play. Both my backlog and from the last few years. I just don't feel motivated to play anything. Maybe it's gaming burnout?
>>565370860not to mention everything's layered with yellow paint these days
>I have no personality and I must larphttps://x.com/i/status/2049808878460956745
gg beautiful sad boys! Invader camp with no fp, no flasks, dog fire and rot build up below ho had me screaming lol. Thank you for carrying both of you.>>565371993Practice had a wonderful head to jump off of.
>>565372002that's a finnish man btw
>>565364810Is nightreign worth playing solo?
>>565372158>is the co-op MP game worth soloIt's playable but clearly not the point
>>565372127If it was a man then he would know the actual animations for the greatsword. Foids just don't get it
>>565372158Feels a bit empty but you can try it. There are design compensations for solo players (when you play solo you get more runes and some free revives)
>>565370359REslop already hopped and flopped massively
>>565372187>wylder and ironeye loosened up each othermakes sense
>>565372809ESLbro...
crazy how the recluse is best girl
what's up bluds? got some fire gameplay this time 'round
>>565372158Fuck no. The game was designed with multiplayer in mind first and foremost and that’s immediately obvious.
>>565373070she's the weakest female caster now, she lost and is only good for paizuri
>>565372627>floppedno it didn’t idioteven the shitty live action movies were financial successes
>>565373393Did that welcome to RE welcome to racoon city movie do any good? It was painfully cheap, and they cast a fucking pajeet as Leon...
>>565372158>Is nightreign worth playing?No
>>565372158It’s not awful but it’s not particularly fun either. I’d recommend regular Elden Ring + SOTE for the solo experience. >but I heard the last boss of the dlc is gay and not funYou heard that right. It’s like a bad 90 minutes in 200+ hours of gameplay on your first playthrough. It sucks but it’s really not a big deal. It’s also not locking you out of any content. Just a gay cutscene, some gay armor, some gay spells. I only bothered beating consort radahn once but I’ve done multiple playthroughs of everything else the game has to offer.
lol
>>565373252zaipuri...
>>565372627>floppedcorrect
>>565373967He owned you, and you came here to cry about it.
>>565374070Flop THIS *unzips pants*
>>565374089I’m him. Does this mean you love me?
>>565373967Like the relic or just opening a single gaol when its on your route
>>565374430Doesn't matter, its a crybaby crying about someone in D5 like they all don't get there the same way.
Bock the Seamsterr
is elden ring
>>565374610Boc*
gg horse no hitthey're calling it the most genius build of all time don't snitch
>>565375290>dont snitchaw but i really want togg SERIOUS horse gaming
>>565373967>redditknightwalking self own
>>565375290What was the undoubtedly insane AP on those +2, S-faith, pure magic, rev claws?
>>565373967??? Context
>>565375905??? I don't get it ?? I'm stupi !!
>>565375901I was in awe at their power, glad i dropped them for the bird since it really carried the game
>>565376015Well? If you were shiftyposting on main and dragging everyone to fight red knights then yes you're in the wrong.
>>565373619nah that was a bomb ironically despite being closer to the games (just not where it mattered)
QRD on Eden Ring???
>>565376336True it had a good-looking/accurate RPD station and Truck/Zombie Dobermans look on point, but everything else about it was cheap af.
>>565370359I'm actually looking forward to the new Street Fighter movie a lot.
>>565364810what the fuck even will the Duskbloods formula be? It seems like everyone has set weapons and abilities? What are you fighting for?
>>565376540I'm gonna watch the bb, sekiro, and ER stuff out of curiosity but I'm not expecting any of them to be good
>>565376676Killing red women.
>>565370359>stepping into big screenThere’s literally over a dozen RE movies. Animated and Live Action.
>>565376676PvPgawds winning and forcing superior gameplay on pvecucks (they lose and cry about it)
>>565376676If I understand it correctly it's Nightreign-esque, with the big addition that each player will have secret personal objectives that can include wacky shit like "kill player xyz".
>>565376860this will NOT age well so i'm screencapping it
>>565376676Just search for Arc Raiders gameplay
>>565375901with 2 weapon damage passives they were doing 1000 per CR2
>>565376509Katamari
>practice hovering guardian
>invade seamless>bloodhound fangs everywhere(seriously minimum 1 per invasion)>radahn armor with moonveils>a least 4 eleo poleblades in the last hour>but that's all fine because the new trend is?>all three players being SO FAR APART ON THE MAP that when I use lynchpin to warp to them, it respawns the otherswhat's the point of people playing seamless when they're all so far apart? playing it like an MMO???
>>565378165>seamless sissies want to play together>they go their own way right after getting torrent because of muh early buildit'd make more sense to go region-lock if you wanna have a proper adventure
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/2049874061510000977>Another xeet 6 hours agoNews next week for sure
>>565378165Most people use it to kill reds as a bigger gank.
>>565376509what if ds3 included such features as horseslop and full use of rgb color spectrum
>>565378165Are there dedicated gankers in seamless, last time an anon complained about a bunch of niggers just waiting at Limgrave all day or something
>>565378407i agree, the early game grind of >ride to caelid for radagon's soreseal>cheese greyoll with bleed for runes>kill putrid avatar for tear>axe talisman etc etcjust puts me to sleepwhat's region-lock?>>565378820it's pretty much:>low RL(1-60 ish) newbies that can't play the game>around 90 ish, viglets and tards>125+ metasweat hypercunts with sleep crossbows and full gank setups
>>565379296you can't go to another region if you haven't beat your current region's bosses
>>565378820It's the internet, if you can think of a way to be annoying with minimal effort chances are there's someone doing it.
>>565376935It's literally built for invadergawds but nice cope...
>>565379675Elden Ring was too and look how that turned out.
>>565379912Was it?
>>565379912>Elden Ring was tooNot at all. They literally catered to pvecucks and removed solo invasions and took away covenants, and forced 3v1's instead of 3v3 if or 4v2... >>565379970Nah he's a retard.
>>565379675>invaders>"gawds" of anything besides bitching online nonstop about MUH BALANCE
>>565379296region-lock is actually pretty fun.You have to fully clear one area before you can move on to the next area, or at least as much as you possibly can do.
>>565379970Yeah. >>565380052You could invade in ER, the red women just couldn't hang there.
>>565380082uoh
>>565380158uoh what?
>>565380154>non-serious response>>565380082Least obvious pvecuckold. You lost, I won't be seeing you in Duskino
I am not a woman
>>565379570Wouldnt that just make you retardly OP for the next area? Like killing Margit at level 3 is a real fight, vs going south and coming back to fight him at level 15 makes him a joke. Almost everything in Liurnia is a joke just from rushing through stormveil castle to godrick.
>>565380437The game is already a joke anon, its people playing a modded version of a game that already tells you to rape everything you see.
>>565380286erotic
>>565380358YWNBAM
>>565380286That's just mushjeet or some other threadpedo needing to signal their fetish to you.
>>565380603Not really
>>565379912>Elden Ring was toothe magic system makes invading in the open world like a cover shooter without the coverit's retarded>>565380437you start in limgrave anon, you have to beat all the limgrave bosses with limgrave only gear
>>565380831I know, I already said invaders couldn't hang in ER but it did cater to them.
>>565381053ER invading is like some fucked up genetic experiment that instantly kills 95% of players that try it and the remaining 5% mutate into depraved emotionless monsters that live only to rape hosts to deathit's not healthy
>>565381296I know, red women hated it but it did cater to them. They just got outskilled this time.
>>565381053>remove features from previous games>cater to pve'ers Retard. Reminder, the next Miyazaki-directed game is for us front and centre. You lost.
gg fortnite lordreally wish hollow was more common although it is stronger than base map
>>565381440>half flasks>no great rune>open world magichow did it cater to invaders?
>>565381453Yeah, red women hated it, but there were multiple pvp modes, multiple invasion items, and pvp stats for the pvp mode. Red women just hated all of it because they got ganked all the time.
>>565381296True, I am an emotionless monster that rapes hosts and cuck-op'ers to death like this dude >>565381440 thats why xhe keeps going on about "red women"
>>565381543I felt dirty using that elden beast greatsword with lltbt but it is so rare...
>>565381615Its probably just a general lack of respect. Its bound to happen when the glory days of invading are like 15 years old at this point.
>>565381543Personally I enjoy finding the odd weapon in the rot castles that actually synergize with Rot on Attacks. For example yesterday I saw serpentbone blade with Rot, another couple times I've seen Eleanora's with Rot. It's a fun map
yellows fuck reds while blues watch
>>565381702legendaries being weighted besides marais/grafted is so whackThe amount of runs I've seen the sacred relic sword after 900 hours is probably less than 10
>>565382028Don't fret anon the 1 millionth eclipse shotel is right there in the next boss gacha!
>>565381543what fortnite lord what?cc is so lame...
>>565382162cc will unblock trish. just keep believing.
Just to make sure, I'm supposed to go for Rellana on my way to Midra's Manse given she's the closest thing to Chaos Advent in this game right?
>>565382254>SotETSorry, no clue.
If you could molest any one (1) boy from the Souls series who would it be?And by ‘molest’ I mean they become your one and only boyfriend owo
>>565382479miquella (fanart propotions)
>>565382479You still trying to groom grown men online?
>>565382479
>>565382479Genichiro.
>>565382479stop being gay
>>565382479Miquella.
>>565382479messmer uoh he needs me
What the fuck is it about the dogs that makes randoms turn into the most retarded niggers alive? People can even play against ED Libra in D4 but I've literally never seen anyone seem halfway useful against Gladius. Constant and instant 3 bars, ED or otherwise.
I’d let Artorias rape me
>>565382918Nice
Ornstein can spear my ass
>Beastslop chinese Revenigger actually quit on us when the Duchess dared to suggest doing the dog raid Insanity, it's like I'm in D2 or something
>>565382923You're a literal subhuman and can't be "raped" in the same way that a Pringles can rigged together with some sponges and latex gloves can't be raped
>>565383105>>565382918Bruh you guys need to chill with the n word useage
>>565382912Would you swallow his snake?
>565383114what did he mean by this
>>565383280Looks like he's making fun of a groomed idiot.
>>565382918Mostly just melee brains that don't have enough experience to know that you cant actually stay close to the dog for any length of time. They surge sprint in, get their one hit in, and then spam attacks to negative stamina or just outright miss the dodges.
Messmer is canonically gay, but it’s a big secret, just like some characters in asoiaf that are *most likely* gay but unconfirmed (George will say yes but his books will say no)
>>565382479Wylder obviously. Next would be Yurt from Demon's Souls. My cheeks could make him reconsider killing everyone, I feel it in my heart...
>>565382479Radagon. I’d fall asleep on his red bush every night. I can dream…>>565383429I also think he’s gay. He wasn’t all that interested in Rellana…
>>565383682Bruh. Knock it the fuck off
>>565383429I want to say no but every gay I've known has hated their mother just like Messmer does. They all have the same breaking point when they eventually curse their moms and go off to suck dicks. Oedipus complex going bad is a tale as old as time, it always produces weak gays.
lmao
>>565381578you should be able to identify /v/ shitposters by now
>>565384448yo diddy blud just backstabbed erg
>>565384448destroyed that chud
>>565384448I've been seeing your screenshots past couple threads and every time hostcels have some kinda slur in the name, is seamless genuinely THAT full of middle schoolers who become euphoric over being able to say the nigger word online? Do seamlessgoyim really?
gg ED adeli think i had the harder challenge desu
>>565381578By having invading. Games without invasions do not cater to invaders. You only cry because you lost in ER. You'll only think Duskbloods is a return to form for invaderfags if you lot win, if you lose again you'll cry again.
>>565364810>vandalized dsjeet OP
>>565385503>by having invading>>565385505>3rd worlder using words he doesn't understand
>>565385473>practice on revenantlmao, desu i was hoping he was gonna do it on the earlier horse gameguess he only wanted to risk one meme build
>>565385453Seamless is a small group of the most maladjusted idiots. >>565385616Correct. You cater to skiers by having skiing. Will they like it? Don't know but you are catering to them by offering it. Stop bitching at me because you don't understand english.
>>565385616>instant terrtroon seethe
>>565385453it's like 20% of the timei invaded xXx_NIGGERRAPIST420_xXx a while ago and i wish i took a screenshot
Maybe I will taunter on the cerulean coast beach hmmm
>>565385898Lmao nice I remember you said he was whiffing parries as well I think, godspeed cosplay seamless redfag anon, love seeing your posts
>>565384448whitoid down
i was wondering what the fuck was going on the entire run and then i saw i accidentally put TWO damage = sleep build up relics onevery hit i was getting either 90% or 100% slept
>>565386207Daydream blunt rotation
GG.To this day I still have no clue how you are supposed to dodge this attack.
>>565386148you will never guess who I just ran into again
>>565386589what is this shit that's not what i wanted fuck off vrchathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0jPCCTgE1w&list=RDK0jPCCTgE1w&start_radio=1
>>565386619Dodge roll it, unironically.
>tranime vtranny
>>565386619roll when it gets near youif it's sword dog, pray you're far enough away to dodge the fart blast he shits out. Or that you roll soon enough that you can roll it.
>>565386435Big British Cock….
>>565387018hot
who the fuck is in the DLC with 800 hp???how do you beat mohg like this???
Am queue
>>565387556Is seamless active?
>>565387556mohg isnt really that hard..
I just completed that challenge where you go from 0 to 9999 without losing once, by far the hardest matches were a D5 ED bugs one where both of my teammates three barred several times and a D4 match where a guy ragequit and I had to basically solo ED Balancers because my teammate was a Recluse
>>565382479disgusting post
>>565384040what about if they think about their moms too much
>>565388156I didn't ask further after finding out they hated their moms. Gays are weird.
>>565387990Congratulations, between how weak-spirited people are at D2 and how bad at the game people are in D4 this is impressive
>>565383429Woman logic
>>565388304yeah can't blame you I agree
>>565382479People post shit like this and wonder why even fag nations like the US turned on the gay agenda in the last three years
>>565387764yes, i get invasions quite literally instantlylots of viglets and subnormal tards that will try to run after you kill their friends, forcing two people to sit through a 5+ minute invasion where you run them down and scare them off a cliff like cattle
Remember in the 90s when people would spontaneously combust?
>>565386675>that episode with a returning characterLove it
>>565388872Are you trashtalking King Trump I?
Messmer likes Rya like Hitler liked Geli btw
>>565382746He's one of the more unironically molestable ones, his desire for power would absolutely let him trade bussy for wisdom.
>>565389060>his desire for power would absolutely let him trade bussy for wisdom.
>>565388993yeah we talked about that but it wasn't in the 90s, i hope your archive scouring is going nice i hope to have time to really do a deep dive late next month
>>565388989Do any of them taunt invasions in, or are you always alone vs local gamer discord kindergarten group?
>>565389140As long as I teach him everything except for how to kill me then I can keep fucking his asshole, if you know what I mean.It's basically what the Greek teachers did except in Japan and with swords
gg horsey
>>565389178what?
ggpost
what is with the tung sahur meme>>565389284very very rarely do I get a coop invader but I think that's because I don't use the "mark world for other invaders" feature
>>565389683I can't understand someone hating their parents enough to gay out over it.
>>565389683many are without fathers
>>565389717>the "mark world for other invaders" featureThe fucking whatIs that why I sometimes get 5 sweatlords in a row while trying to get through a catacomb lmao
>>565389717>what is with the tung sahur memeI think you're invading actual children
>>565390109children dont play elden ring
How can we get the burnt peanut on nightreign
>>565390109In island land of asia. Guy must live in china or something to get so many of these types of people.
>>565390006maybe? are they in your world for a while before you kill them? I try to do dried finger playthroughs but never get anyone>>565390109nope we're back to the daily scheduled racismhis phantom was named "911" too>>565390247west canada but my matchmaking must be absolutely fucked because i'm getting bulgarians, chinese, french, etc
>>565390497Wait a minute, they aren't choosing to be gays? I was taught it was a choice but you guys are making it sound like something was done to them. >>565390431The names make it look like seamless is just full of people banned of normal servers for not being able to hide their power level.
>>565389683You sound like you know an awful lot about them
>>565388461Yeah I think the hardest matches are the lower depth ones because they keep wanting to do shitty POIs and you kinda have to stick with them or else they'll quit and the ones with the D3-D4 divas who quit if you don't follow their stupid ass suggestions
Two fingers good
>>565390431>are they in your world for a while before you kill them?Sometimes, ig that would explain it maybe? I will occasionally bait invasions myself because running around with my tard co-oper can get slightly boring, but then other times I don't bait because we're doing some specific dungeons and there's one invader after another
>>565390871If people did leave you carried on alone? Did it feel hollow or get your blood pumping?
I carried so hard
>>565389307None of that is true you queer
gg dreg not my best performance, really shouldn't queue when tired
>>565391191holy shit is sludge ok?
>>565390871At lower depths you're just babysitting and it's just mentally taxing, but not mechanically difficultIn depth 4 you have to lock in because inexplicably 99% of players here are outright retards, I've seen literal downies that I trust more than the freaks there
>>565391093executie...
>>565391191Match was kinda scuffed and laggy from the start. Good passives on a lltbt fists to it made Death Knights act retarded so I dropped them after Night 1 when I got another pair.>>565391093Hush exesissy
He’s not
Sounds like sludge did put in an s tier carry
>>565391093So strong and cute
>>565382807weird post
sludge gawd
>>565389060Imagine the position of willingness. Chest and face to the floor, ass to the air, neck twisted to look you right in the face with desperate eyes. “Is this good enough master? Will you teach me now?”
>>565382807kino post
>>565390847Jannies don’t want me to talk about it anymore sorry. You can reply to >>565382479 though if you want to continue discussion without me.
>>565389036idk what that means>>565387492>>565387018trve…
>>565389060>>565389140>>565389307>>565391881Please die
>>565391093That's because you're S tier
>molesting characters discussion allowed>calling out factual behavioral tendencies in gays gets deleted i fucking hate you!!!!!!!!!
>>565385505Hit the nail on the head.
>>565392314This tbqh
>>565383157let them be based please
>>565392171>>565391858>>565391583>>565391093weird delulu posts after getting carried by shifygawd
>>565392314TRVKE! OTHER ANON IS BLOWN
>>565391034It didn't happen this time but last time I went from 0 to 9999 I was left completely alone in D2 vs Balancers which honestly isn't hard at all, almost nobody leaves in higher depths even if they throw tantrums but there were tons of people obsessed with evergaols in D4-D5 for some reason>>565391306In my experience things can go very wrong in lower depths, especially in the great hollow and shit can still hit you pretty hard with no negations, depth 4 was surprisingly competent this time, I can't recall any incidents aside from a few divas
>>565380082Need sex with a fine woman like this…
I like sludge
I would eat Radahn’s ass
>>565392573>but there were tons of people obsessed with evergaols in D4-D5 for some reasonEasy levels now that the game is solved.
No one asked
>>565382161>Pick corpses for potential golds on shifting earth>Astel Flail, Grafted Dragon, fire braid. Maybe eclipse shotel or regal scepter if I'm lucky
>>565392745Too bad. You have to read it regardless. I bet you read it multiple times even.
>>565376825You’re technically right but this is by far the one with the most hype behind it since the first Anderson film.
holy shit kukukuku
>>565392450That's not shifty. They would never play a dishonest character like ironeye
Genichiro, present your bussy to me. It is required now more than ever.
>>565392714It's a shame, I loved how the great hollow killed the evergoal meta but now the great hollow is super rare
>plays Fist Duchess>totally above playing Irongawd kek
all this undeleted discussion proves dsg won
>>565381453>the next game that’s been set up to fail spectacularly and die in a few months is for us!!!!!
>>565393121Duskbloods is a timed exclusive and will be beloved when it goes multiplatform a year after launch
>>565382479The fact that this got as many replies as it did is nothing short of damning for this shithole.
>>565392986I didn't like hollows cucking me on my invader count or deleting boss crystals in the towers. It can stay rare even if I like the atmosphere itself.
>>565376676>what the fuck even will the Duskbloods formula be?extraction sloppa
>>565393121Gonna age like milk kek
Tarnished Edition more like Tardy Edition (it’s late and retarded)
>>565393236surely not
>>565389020think you got your wires crossed there buddy
>>565392812>>565392171>>565391858>>565391736>>565391583>>565391093Don't open
I asked
>>565393236It'll come and go with little fanfare because nintendo fans don't buy third party and it'll be stuck there until the end of time. There was more excitement for AC6 and we all know how niche that was. I can honestly see the remake of ER selling more, but again, nintendo fans don't into 3rd party.
>>565393505>forgot his panties in excitement
Wolf is hotter than Genijerko tbqh
>>565393670his name is ungbal
>>565393579AC6 was so incredible. Thinking about 100%ing it again.
>>565393670IdkWolf is a stoic shinobi and would be completely quiet during sexy time; he wouldn’t make a sound if you blew him Genichiro on the other hand would make some noise in bed
>>565393505sludejeeta is so lame...
Sludge is awesome sludge is coolWe all love sludge
What’s your go to weapon?
>>565391941>>565392174Lmfaooo and you retards accuse jannies of having no sense of humor kek
so what is the story of elden ring
>>565394269>redditmore
>>565394071Same. Some rusty quotes have been popping into my head recently.
>>565394448Right. So what is your go to weapon?
>>565394419Ask chatgpt
>>565394419You must collect all the elden rings
>>565394269Antspur rapier lol
>>565394419a tarnished must seek the elden ring and become elden lord
I MISS HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>565394419Tarnished becomes the elden lord.
>>565394594>>565394597how to get more of the elden rings
Elden Ring is a dark fantasy action-RPG centered on repairing the shattered Elden Ring, a cosmic artifact governing the Lands Between. As a resurrected Tarnished, the player combats demigod children of Queen Marika, who are corrupted by Great Rune shards, to restore order and become Elden Lord in a ruined, war-torn world.This video provides a summary of the Elden Ring story:55sElden Ring FULL Story Explained | Lore Recap Before DLCYouTube• SmoughTownKey Aspects of the Lore and Plot:The Shattering: The narrative begins after Queen Marika shattered the Elden Ring, a catalyst for a war among her demigod offspring over the remaining shards.The World: Players explore the Lands Between, a decaying realm initially ruled by Queen Marika and the Golden Order, governed by the Greater Will.The Tarnished: The player is one of the "Tarnished," warriors formerly banished from the Lands Between, who are called back to wield grace, fight the demigods, and repair the Ring.Key Characters:Queen Marika: The divine ruler who destroyed the Ring.Melina: A mysterious guide who offers to act as a maiden to help the player reach the Erdtree.Maliketh: Marika's half-brother who guards the sealed Rune of Death.The Objective: Traverse the land, defeat the shard-bearers, gain power, impregnate Marika, and confront the final remnants of the ring to decide the fate of the realm.The game’s story is often delivered through environmental storytelling and item descriptions, focusing on the aftermath of a war that occurred long before the player arrives.
>>565389683first post deleted in 4 weeks award
>>565394719>Maliketh: Marika's half-brotherthought he was step bro
>>565394679
>>565394679Me too but not the same her
>>565394719>impregnate Marika
>>565394776Thanks. I try.
Now that's a classic right there
>>565395037dogshit bossare you using twin shamshirs
>>565395149Scimitars
>>565394339you are defending autogynophile pedophiles and one day you will feel the full weight of the shame of being you and I would not wish it upon my worst enemy to be like you at that moment
>>565394679Why did she turn herself into a ball? Was she just retarded? >>565394847Why is she using Carian spells and stuff when she hates the Carians? She uses a Carian stick when fighting Jerren. She is holding a Carian scroll in her portrait.
>>565395240gemerald
>>565395219based and piratepilled
>>565395037The first one in the arena is fun. The pasta with deathblight is bafflingly awful. >for 45 seconds you have to pause the fight and wait for the next phase 60 yards awaywhy
>>565395037Even as someone that ha nearly mastered this boss, I still think it's dogshit and won't be convinced otherwise.
>>565395275Bruh I wish ruin upon the LGBT
>>565395275>>565395415>post timerlol
>>565394269sigh crescent moon axe
>>565395563do you sigh every time you use it
>>565395280She used to teach at the academy before being kicked out. The Carians run the academy.
>>565371143>shifty ironeyethis is the wrong timeline
>>565395280>Why did she turn herself into a ball?Rennala rebirthed her after getting bored of playing along with her takeover.
SELLEN DIDNOTBALLHERSELFFUCKWHY do you retards assume she would chop her head off and put it in there? Can she even DO that??? Those balls aren’t something that just HAPPENS. They are EXPLICITLY artificial creations that are made by killing sorcerers (likely taking their heads and primal glintstones) and rolling them up. Did she take Azur and Lusat’s heads? NOPE. Also you find Sellen’s room at the school, as she was the previous owner of Azur’s staff, being his student.
>>565395797Because she tells you she's going to do that and then does that. Stop acting like an idiot to get replies it isn't healthy.
>>565395797okay so who balled her
they do it for freethey will do unpaid protection for the thread's worst shitters
>>565395779Anyone who says Rennala did it cannot be taken seriously. Rennala ha the brain of a five year old at present.
>>565395280you're gonna love this one
>>565395907Sellen did it to herself, it was her prime goal in life. She wanted it so bad she swaps bodies with a sex doll version of herself because its legs work and can get her to the academy so she can ball herself.
that was a good buildup just for regular dog who died like a bitchthe start was really fun too with all the extra bullshit popping in
>>565395531what is your point? you are pointless
come on now guys
>>565388993Must be a Bangladeshi thing>>565395362Pirates used cutlasses pretty sure, close but not the same
>>565395240pouring one out for the lost and the trooned...
>>565396204I know what you are.
>>565395887>Because she tells you she's going to do thatNo she doesn’t. Restarting the primeval current is just bringing back Azur and Lusat and having them used as catalysts, or to brainwash everyone like they brainwashed Sellen. Azur was her FIRST teacher, and this is weird if you assume he was always an alien rock wizard (their clothes imply they were this way before their “exile”).
>>565394719First post in the thread to make me audibly GEG award
>>565396204It was probably a nothing, people don't spontaneously combust. It was the flat earth psyop of the 90s. >>565396253You learn why she was kicked out and then she says shes going to go back to finish her experiments. Then you see her as a gravemind and she says she's happy. It was her plan.
even doe grafted dragon is bis for cloaca lords
>>565396047>push lobster on top of rock with ult>he falls and kills the additional antwarriorall according to keikaku
>>565396253>RestartingRestoring*>>565396418>You learn why she was kicked outYes, for being a serial killer doubling as a mad scientist; all serial killers have their rituals.
>>565396668For attempting to make graveminds, like she eventually does when she gets back to the academy.
>>565396047Imagine not taking the cracked tear on hollows. Wouldn’t be me
>>565396418>Then you see her as a gravemind and she says she's happy.There is no such indication.
>>565396971>american "humour"
I’m gay and I don’t resent my mother for being gay. Although I resent my parents a little for other things. Mostly financial.
>>565396032>>565395907>>565395797Her head or the doll's head or whatever was never her body wasn't her real self that red core thing you took out of her anyway? That thing is probably the centre of that ball.
I'm a fag and I only resent my mother for dying. Nothing else.
why is messmer fire black and why did it make the hornsent ghostie
What if ironeye became a beanbag
>>565397301why do you have a girlfriend then
>>565397380>why is messmer fire blackis it
>>565397230The sorcerer’s essence resides in their heart, not their brain. Probably playing at Aristotlean theory that the mind or spirit resides in the heart/chest. Those graven masses are heads on the outside, and a mass of innards / primal glintstones on the inside. They’re made.
>>565397230Sorcerers have phylacteries so they can live more than 1 lifetime for their magic studies. They ironically learn to do it in a timeloop involving the scholar from Nightreign.
>>565397380I believe they’re devoid of grace, runes or the light of the erdtree, etc. Life works differently in the realm of Shadow. They (Messmer’s forces) are trying their best to make do with what little gold they got.
I would like to publicly thank my lord God for giving me a heterosexual provider racist husband without mommy or daddy issues
>>565397380Hornsent are tying to change themselves into the fly men you see to escape messmer's persecution. Messmer houses the abyssal serpent inside him so his flame is blackened out of hate.
>>565396246??>>565397456He doesn’t
>>565397501what are black pyreflies>>565397874you are making shit up, the hornsent are not trying to become fly men, random men became fly men when they didn't give those infected with that curse a proper burial
>>565398025The hornsent are actively turning into the flymen to escape their purge.
Those fire butterflies in the base game are based on Ranni burning herself right?Are they really based on Melina? Where are Ranni’s butterflies?
gg red birds, felt weird being one of the LL guys
>>565398247gg day 1 was rough but we made it team that's what matters
>>565398148Smoldering butterflies are about messmer. They are the same color as messmer's flame and the void abyss that shows the snake in the back.
>>565397974i asked him not you, futile ass bih
>>565398148Probably ranni, the other 2 butterflies are for empyreans.
>>565398247exegawd is so cool it makes all the wyldsaarjeetskeetarinos jealous
>>565398134source? even though i know you're being insincere but just pointing out to everyone else that you have no source
>>565397301>>565397051we know sludgetroon
>>565398523I’m answering for him since you clearly can’t read
>>565398649the only place you see them are hornsent settlements and it only started after Messmer went ham on them. They are attaining a form reflective of how they see themselves just like the numen underground that became worker ants because numen only exist to be worker ants for gods since Marika's ascent.
>>565392681huh?????
>>565398627>exedailt can't talk about xher character without thinking of his superior Pathetic.
hhhhhhh
>exedailt
>>565398649Man-flies drop 2 items, fly mold and the hornsent legal tender. They were hornsent brother. They exist in hornsent settlements and have hornsent money.
>>565394269Back in the day I would say noble slender swords. Now it's kind of a toss up between star fists or just about any infuseable coll. swords. I also tend to upgrade a deaths poker every playthrough, you can probably figure out why kekkity kek
How fiery red do you think Radagon’s pubes are
>>565399029got his ass there ngl
>>565399210this but blonde and Marika
>>565398627Bodied that freak, nicely done.
>>565398338why is there a snake, why does he have fire, is it related to the other well known brands
testing
>>565399029This tbqh
>>565399620Gotta keep the threadjeets in check as you know.
>>565400097Fire is the destroyer in the elden ring cosmology. Fire is linked to negative emotional states like seething. The more you want to destroy something completely in line with your anger the more your fire will turn black. think about the catalyst needed to bring about a god slaying fire, it would be ultimate anger at the gods. Messmer is on his way there.A snake can shed its skin and have new life, your hatred and fire can do the same if you don't master it and yourself.
>>565398627Got em
>Ashen remains in which spirits yet dwell. Use to summon the spirits of three man-flies. Two of the man-flies attack foes from the air, while the third spits poison from the rear. Afflicted hornsent eventually metamorphosed into a fly-like form. It was believed that the moment the transformation took place, they were relieved from their suffering.> A talisman depicting a soul taken by sickness. When certain ailments are triggered, this talisman grants resistance to the same ailment. When the weak were infected with the dreaded fly sickness, they perished well before the metamorphosis could take hold. Oddly, those who cared for the infected and made certain they were given a proper burial were never afflicted themselves.
>>565399793thanks all in a day's work
>>565400937Yeah they all magically got a sickness and start changing form right after a guy that hunts hornsent started going ape shit on the populace. They carry hornsent money that signified high social status man, they were just hornsent before they got rekt.
>>565400209are you a type B?
>>565400937I said this
>>565401087no
>>565401042Obviously, its a cosmic punishment for them debasing the death portion of the life and death cycle in their sacrifices of shamans. They were killing their own kin and making curseblades and they are have guilty consciouses over it.
>>565395240dsg webms are so raped
>>565401217I posted this
>>565401042Its also the guy sent there to destroy them by the person whose race they almost genocided in jar experiments.
>>565395240Gameplay? FireBlast? HadForm? Returned to
>Guys the hornsent are intentionally turning themselves into flymen!Couldn't the plague just be biological warfare? Awful coincidental when it happened...
>>565401569where is the source that says it started with messmer
>>565401164do you take it easy when you invade a type B?
>>565401569Its divine punishment which the hornsent already ascribe to, their own belief structures did this to them.
>>565401618i invaded a nox witch and her friends in roundtable a while agoi killed her two allies then stopped, went down to the duel area, and we had an honorable 1v1 no healing therewas cool
>>565395240dsg webms are so awesome
>>565401595The item shit tells you it only happened to those that didn't respect the burial of the living in death. The hornsent have 1 big event in their history where they didn't respect the living and gave them no burial.
I false flag as the hornsent when I invade and throw poop
>>565395240AYOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY FIRE AF FR FR
>>565401903upgrade to the drone strike with the spirit drone ied.
>>565401794It’s so dumb Miyazaki was stuck in a dark souls mindset when designing open world multiplayer, because this should have been the base game experience. I shouldn’t have to mod in seamless coop and roundtable invasions.
>day 1 circle doesn't close on either castleWhat do you do in this situation
>>565371757I look like this >>565401798I say this
>>565402202uninstall and start a fc
>>565402202Stay out of the rain.
>>565402306The NIGHTrain :laugh emoji:
>>565401798>>565402260Said no one ever
>>565402460i said it bitch
guardian is funi like his skillsi wish he was better
Rellana is the best humanoid boss in From Software ever made
for me it's taunter's tongue into fogwall into disconnect into taunter's tongue again
>>565402128hey at least we have it at allalso fire serpent sets up for some nasty rollcatches
>>565402912are you the invader or the invadee
>>565402202church+dupe and one of the ruins or the like 5 minibosses around the bottom area
>>565403073the invadee of course
>>565403026seamlesschuds are pathetic they just want to bully solo host pvers
>>565403334i killed his phantom that had gojo haircut and his name was "chojo"
>>565401813assuming
TRISH HURRY THE FUCK UP WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS BEHIND
>>565403501Be nice to her bc girls are always slow
>>565403501he's probably typing in some vtumor streams chat while playing again
>>565403501>>565403925i play games with someone all the time who chronically responds to every message they get on discord / etc and it's sometimes insufferable how they just stand there every minute or two for 20~25 seconds
>>565404063I hate these people, how hard can it be to just go "haha thats crazy, talk to me later I'm doing smth rn" and then finish your game then talk
>>565378546tweets from my last update
>>565396185Like I was saying,
>>565378546Here comes Cristiano Ronaldo...
>>565403501lol my last run was like 1 hour ago>>565398247am queued btw
>>5654047483/3su
mongrel intruder
>>565403026>instead of a unique moveset it's just copypasted slop + l2elden ring ...
>>565396185THATS MY NAME TOOWHENEVER I GOT OUT THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT: THERE GOES
>>565405437
>Elden Ring but with Nightreign movement Discuss
hello??? lmao
i went to clear the magic campi killed one of the two mages i went to fight the other magei got stabbed in the ass through a fucking wall by a spear puppetthat spear puppet proceeded to fall into the ground between the ruin wall + floor with my soulsi proceeded to loop dying to him because i had a 0.002s window to hit him when he went to hit me i am mad about it
>>565406427those battlemage camps are deceptively awful. at least the cursed variants. the adds are just so cancer
this hotel is playing the fnaf movie and its so stupid and its just copaganda for horny teens and it dowsn't even have any nightreign on it wtf
>Due to a horrific set of circumstances the best option at the moment is a watchdog ruinsWhy does this horrific place exist
>>565370359Looks great honestly. I just question how related it is to Resident Evil.
>copaganda Bad xhir bait
>>565402730Not even top 10 tbqh
>>565407742you are drunk
>>565407742what?
giant bubble event makes me want to kill myself
I have another 15 streak, this is about the time I get a horrible game and lose.But on the upside, I finally cleared enough losses off of history to bring my overall lose percentage down to 9% With some luck, I'll be able to get that lower. :)
>>565407841that place is a fucking hellholei'd rather be underleveled and go -800 than go there holy fuck
>>565408420I my last bubble encounter, I evaded the initial bubble, however, a bubble hovered directly on top of a church's podium, so I was unable to get the flask. I tried for it anyway, since my teammate was in the bubble. Running toward the podium as fast as I could, but didn't make it in time.
>>565407742Can’t tell if you’re 14 years old or 90 years old
>>565408385I said what I said and you know what I mean! but I still can't focus on anything, we kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves!
>>565408926are these song lyrics or something
>>565408239This
>>565409065It’s a troon ignore it
>>565409430I heard that if you accuse this to me for 10,000 threads in a row itll make me grow a real penis down there and then its so over for the whole wide world you all will not stand a chance
I want to play a round before bed, but I found myself with my head on my desk, so I left queue. Don't want to have another afk incident.
gg, good beastslopping. I always forget to save runes before the super merch but at least I got my smithing stone
>>565409835kill yourself, for the super merch
>>565409993but sometimes you get a minute long black screen randomly and that shits annoying
>>565409835gg husbandlord! I'm glad we got to finally play with you. I didn't realize the super merch was right there so I leveled up and I had so much to buy so I ran back. Sorry about when you two went downstairs and I didn't help, I didn't know where you went since I'm still so confused on that map even after like 100 runs on it.
>>565409835>>565410159I'm glad I got to finally play with you* gg typing. I'm not multiple people I swear.
>>565409430you struck a nerve here
I am multiple people
>>565409835I posted this
>>565409784prove that you're a real woman
>>565410942Prove that you're a real man. Show a full video of you jerking off from limp to completion. Anything less and you're just a woman larping.
>>565411080I can give you a pic of my erection through my underwear, is that enough
>>565411175The committee has deemed this acceptable.
>>565410942>>565411080I would like you two to get married and have lots of children.
Made it to D4 and immediately regretted it, going back to doing chores nowWhat the fuck is going on above my post
>>565411232okay well what are you giving me in return
sorry sens I alt f4 on guardians
>>565411369 the same thing unfortunately.
>>565411369Just like a woman to always want something in return. I know what you are. So many girls in erg...
>>565411516But I picked 3 wylder as my adel meme of choice.
>>565411530LMAOOOOOOOOMade me geg award
>>565411537we're both men, buddy
>invade on 150 leda cosplay>get someone with ttv in their name hosting fc>the most dogshit garbage players imaginable>don't even use my physick, wipe their buffs with needle piercer, perfect 100-0 them in less than 60 seconds sometimes>they start healing on me and running away in full meta setupsgenuinely what the fuck is going on in seamless today?
>>565412480lvl150 seamless invasion hellscape.....
>>565411981I don’t want to hear about your disgusting fujo fantasies
>>565412480Duelist trannies only know how to whiff punish and wiggle around with colossals/PSGS.
troon it up yuh
and chud it down yuh
sludge it up cc it down
>>565413489uoh
ergbeasts all over the shop
ISHIZAKIIII! GIVE ME SOTE WEAPONS, AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!!!
gg birds, red dog is real spooky
>>565414391don't you mean, my life is yours?
best we can do is decrease performance in menus to lower carbon footprint, thank you for your understanding
>>565412679What about someone else’s??
gg. Could only find two chests at the village and they were both duds but luckily I found a stone from a statue
>>565414713Kill yourself.
>>565413489This is why you sit in its deadzone.
>>565414713I can't believe you look like that
>>565412760It’s worth getting good at dueling (not fun) to become a better invader (very fun). Invasions are usually lengthy and are more about traversing the environment and setting up a trap than a typical group stab and slash game. so it’s almost a different skill. But if you’re a good duelist you’ll learn spacing and how to account for the netcode delay. And inevitably you’ll end up killing two phantoms and be left with one guy to 1v1. So a duel. There’s nothing more embarrassing than killing two phantoms when you’re good at 1v3 but then being unable to kill the host.
>>565414713Live yourself. Cutie.
>>565414391Gaytoast fell off so hard. Can’t believe that nigga is a woman respecting cuckold these days. He used to be such a high test role model.
elf it below sea level yuh
it goes it goes it goes it goes erguillotineeeee YUH
stay noided ergies
gg normal gote, how did we break that second bubble, i didnt see you two ult and I didnt think you could break it with just poise damage.
>normal libra>doesn't even give the full strength optionrip gg baby game
>>565417240i ulted. maybe there was too much shit on the screen for you to see with all the giants flame balls and ice storms going on
>>565417240the worse wylder ulted really late, i saw itthen i ulted right after
just invented the common soldier helm and chain-draped tabard fashion
>>565414713>>565417243uoh
>>565415380That's true, but you know that most of those "people" are clown suit connoseurs who do nothing but wait for you to whiff and occasionally attack the air so they can bait you into an attack which is fucking boring. I'd rather fight a competent player that actually tries to fight me than some shitter tranny who spins in a circle all day.
Is Reforged worth a playthrough? I keep seeing people say it makes you feel weak.
>>565417634Watch someone play it and if it looks or feels bloated then I'd pass.
>>565402531No you didn’t cvck
>>565417634just fucking try it, what do you have to lose
>still no updatedamn nightreign really is dead isn't it
>>565418531They will add the new tarnished edition classes as nightfarers soon enough, trvst the plan
>>565417634NO!!!! Do not play Reforged!
do you guys ever have a fap that's just not satisfying?
>>565418531As long as you keep queueing, we can keep nightreign alive
>>565419392yeah this is why you shouldn't fap everyday to Marika
>>565419392Masturbation isn’t satisfying past your teenage years. You need to move on to sex. Specifically sex with your wife. Thats the only way to have satisfaction. Specifically finishing inside her.>but my wife doesn’t like sexThat means you chose poorly. But not unfixable situation most likely. you need to communicate that with her that your needs aren’t being met. And somehow find middle ground. You also need to meet her needs and make her feel special. focus on you being a better spouse to her. Make her feel nice. Rub her shoulders and feet. Cuddle. Kiss a lot. You need to make physical contact with her. Every chance you get. Even if it’s just a hand on her shoulder. Gently grab her ass when walking by without immediately launching into sex. Hold hands. This is what turns women on. This redirects her blood flow and flusters her. Quickies are fun sometimes but building up to sex over the course of several hours or even days of slow cat and mouse enticement.
he's back
>>565421024was wondering why i was seeing my ticker blip to 2/3
>>565392745So Heolstor wins a fight vs Marika/Radagon right? He gains his Nightlord power during the Shattering so Marika/Radagon are in no state to stop him anyway but at full power they'd still lose right?
>>565421524radagon would pwn him because he does holy and combos you epic style
Schlop Schlop Happy Familee
>>565422158nigger
>>565422158yup yup
>>565421024I will now play your game
>>565421024based
>>565422627>>565422587Fuck off schizo
terr
*reterrd
>>565397456Because she pegs me.
test niggers
>>565423597This is very francophobic.
>>565421024Real or imposter?
>>565423754You got triggered, huh?
I'm ready for Nightreign 2
>>565426176I'm ready to die
>>565426436same xister
Urumis charged attack is so cool…
cow
no its not
>>565426881Wrong.
>fth melee>fth caster>int melee>int caster>str>dex>quality>bow>shield>status/consumablei guess they covered all the archetypes except perfumer and dragon man.
>starts picking the red corpse in the middle of red bbh basement fight so i get first dibs on the loot
>>565427084dumb brat
>>565427084>starts losing and whining about teammates not carrying their fat ass
>>565427036Someone said Scholar was made to take advantage of all those shitty throwaway relic lines and that makes the most sense to meAlso fth melee feels pointless when you can't guarantee any buffs. on top of that she barely has any FP. Such a weirdly designed character
>>565427084i knoooow you're stealing
>>565427534not canon
>>565427534hot canon
>>565423865>bunch of random resistances from eating bolusit's him
>>565427727yes, and?
>>565427832kek tbf I also eat them to increase my resistance to any relic curses I have and whichever ones help on the nightlord. sometimes I just eat all of them because i dont feel like checking what curses i have on
>>565427373elf has a fat butt?
>>565427940don't they only provide like 2 resistance per bolus? always thought it was a waste of time
>>565428058it probably is. but i do it anyway
>>565427835How tight is Marika's ass?
gg practice not dodging augur and terr coming back
>>565428159tight enough to make you scream
>>565428363Not difficult, I love butts.
anyone play reforged? :o
>>565427084i'm naming and shaming the next person who loots the seals in a golem church while the golem isn't dead
>>565428419Do not play Reforged, Convergeance, or Cinders.
>>565428536I have nightmares about dealing with those bats as pre-beastslop, pre-summons scaling, Rev. And looting it after the golem meant your allies were long gone so you weren't getting a res if you miss a rev claws swing.
>>565428419Mid mod desu, I wanted to like it more than I did
I won bigly, whips are meta, iron eye “players”? Kneel on the floor to me
>>565428159>>565428363>>565427835Mia Malkova lookin ass
>>565429251you don't play duchess
>>565429251*kneels to erg girls*
>>565429298Duchess boring desu,,,,,, revenant also boring though,,,,
>>565428761why?>>565429005what do you recommend anon?
why does Gladius occasionally skip the AOE ground stab?
>>565430551if he changes aggro mid-dash or his current aggro target dies, then he stops the stab
Which nightfarer would be able to perform chaos control with a fake emerald?
>>565417962Yes i did
Terr has returned to save the /erg/
>>565431038this so much this
>>565431038Stop talking about yourself, no one cares that the 6th best executor on the password came back
What if libra smoked some hookah
>>565431246>no one caresFactually false if you look at >>565421024 and >>565428330 and the former's replies
Starting spells objectively made the game worse by enabling beastslop. Even dragon cultmaxxing is still pretty bad, you start with a fucking 300+ damage projectile. You don't have any incentive whatsoever to go to a cathedral for seals, so they just get ignored unless they're an invader location. Why bother when you already have your best in slot spell? An entire location type languishing.They could have at least chosen weaker or more difficult to use spells.
>>565431410Weaker or hard to use spells would have made more sense than two of the best spells in the game. But really they should have fixed the pool of incants on seals, and probably replaced rejection with catchflame or flamesling.
>>565431410>don't use starting spell>check seals location >order's blade, shadow bait, flame fortification, WoG
>>565431410Problem is charged incantation. The game needs to massive nerf the passives of charged incants/sorcs, skill attack and dash attacks. I seen some great spear wylder doing 3k a dash attacks. Stupid fucking cunt
>>565431410And this is why revtroons gaolmaxx
>>565431410lightning spear isn't bad because it's expensive, if you're using affinity lines then a bell does 200+ for less FP and is more spammable>>565431915>don't use starting spell>check seals location>get your school instantly>do first PoI>get your school instantlyi've never missed aiming for a specific blue seal
>>565432493Lightning spear does more damage than beastslop retard
>>565431410Nope. The game was already being sleptwalfed thru D5. Stop looking for validation in children's toys.
>>565432834yes yes and you'll find it just find at the first or second camp even without starting with it, it's not that rare
>sludge gets the hundo (fraud)>talks shit>terr comes backterr's redeem arc?
>>565433092Can't happen after the sneedger incident.
>>565433092Sludge is not a fraud she is awesome and cool
>>565432493>lightning spear isn't bad because it's expensiveYes though? It's pretty bad for early game, you run out of FP before bosses are halfway through
>>565433151You might not have built your rev right.
I was thinking last night of fun modifiers like no map or mystery boss>random nightfarer (you’re locked in at the screen but can change presets)>double nightlord (could either be at like their transition it changes to a new nightlord or just full hp nightlord then full hp nightlord)>allant challenge (getting down makes you lose a level but rune acquisition is increased)>ranged defence (all forms of range damage are nerfed during the adventure)>fall damage (fall damage enabled)>blind challenge (no enemy hp bars)>rally challenge (rally is permanent but flasks don’t exist [or just no churches if that’s too harsh])
D5 should always be mystery nightlord
>>565433092Only thing xhe wants to redeem is these apple vouchers saar
>>565433335Anon there's literally 0 chance your build is better than mine, especially if you are the lightning rev that I saw on the password a couple days ago
>>565433532I still think fall damage would be kino but only for limveld obviously
>>565433586D5 should always be mystery map too
I’m the number 1 rev on the server
>>565433586At the very least it should always be ED's>>565433876No you're not
>>565433760Just saying you might have built your rev wrong if you are running out of mp before bosses die.
Even though im the only who got revvy banlisted for being to good at her
>>565423371got him there>>565426176get real
>>565433921He's playing her wrong. If he's running out of MP and the boss is still alive it means he isn't once using a weapon to attack. It would be like seeing an ironeye use their bow point blank while holding a RoB in their other hand. You look at them and say damn that nigga's dumb.
>>565433092>>565415736>>565421024>>565422387>>565431038>>565431125be silent threadshitter don’t talk about yourself
>>565433989don't talk to yourself
debil nigght is melting down as we speak
>>565434047ah yes the missing ingredient to revenant, plinking for 30 extra melee damage instead of actually using your 60 faith stat. we really have our top geniuses in the thread today
*devildalit
>>565434374He’s so weak…
Every Revenant left on the password just alternates between beast claw and giants flame depending on if its a fire weak boss or not. She is not that deep.
>>565434235>>565434374Where do you live? Be honest
>>565434374Donkey Kong bros? our response?
>>565434551uganda
>>565434365You seem to be having issues with rev when others aren't. >>565434374This can't be good for his izzat, which can't be good for his writing.
>>565432835you can have easy games that are well designed and hard games that are not well design. there's no correlation. it is simply bad balance.
>>565434661Its a roguelike, you win by leveraging the roguelike mechanics and they are solved. The hardest seed you think exists is easily beatable because all seeds are since its a curated system to avoid dead runs.
https://youtu.be/sH0Qda32IKM
>>565433586It would make certain characters must picks unless you want to gamble on having no answer to Caligo's blizzard.
>>565434374so lame...
Why are people at (specifically) depth 2 so fucking bad? Holy shit.
>>565434762It also takes 1 inventory slot from you since you need anything lightning for the possibility of fulghor.
>>565434374Leave him alone
>>565434762at D5 you only need 2 characters that can answer caligo's blizzard, sometimes only 1 if the damage is there
>>565434827takes one to know one.
>>565431410The main problem is beast claw and half of it stems from school maxxing leading to ridiculous damage. As a controversial solution school boosters should have a cap or be limited to a single 20% boost.
>>565435218Nothing on relics should stack, if you want to solve the wild imbalance issues some people cry about that is the solve all solution.
>>565434827 you're probably getting matched with women, for example wraff who spent 3 days at depth 1 or these moronshttps://youtu.be/8NCwgNK8FOQ?t=15m54s
>>565434881You can stagger Fulghor out of his cast with charge attacks or stagger ults, you don't need lightning. Grease also exists, as do lightning pots, and boss pools are limited so you can vet whether you should bother with lightning based on the night one boss.>>565434762Having at least one character with a stagger ult is already sensible, given you can cuck Adel's tornado, Libra's bubble, Caligo's blizzard, Auger's sleepytime, etc
>>565435352Aint no one wanna deal with a half staggered fulghor just get the lightning weapon.
>I NEED something to counteract every boss mechanicSub 100 mentality
>>565411245I'm already married >>565410942I know you people and no proof will be enough for you until I post nudes of myself which I will not do
>>565435510larp larp larp sahur
>>565435298Generic +physical/lightning/etc stacking is fine, having the double boost that is spell schools is what leads to such lopsided damage and one note Revenant builds.
>>565435630You can fix everything but making nothing on relics stack.
>>565434551bangladesh
>>565434551The United States.
>>565435545do you think they'll have continental breakfast here?
>>565435218It would be funny if the spell school lines also increased FP cost of those spells in proportion to the damage gained. I really don't know what they were thinking with being able to stack +97% damage on a spell school in addition to the normal damage bonuses.
I can't help but play, like, 90% Duchess. She's just so easy, so fun (flippy town), and can amplify the damage of every other class via her ability.
>>565435882Giving a boost to something that costs fp is fine.
>>565435298Then you would get sorc +2, aff +2, magic +4 casters being far above anything else again.
>I can’t help but play the game in easy mode We know
>>565435965I only have fun in this game when I play duchess
>>565436069>shitter meltykino
>>565436221The irony
>>565436201I'd have fun too with Executor because parrying is fun, but the time limit means I can't spend time really getting into the groove of it. I need to just go apeshit instead of "aura farming" as the kids say.
>>565436069The weird connection I see is they want to be groomed and then groom us. There's always a weird angle to the anons obsessed with 1 character, they either talk about wanting to be that character (universally female) or they spam images of their character genderbent.Its just troons using this game to try and groom us. Its very strange.
>>565436221Sent that faggot freak flying well done
>>565436004Casters and melee would probably be pretty close. Without spell school stacking, caster damage is potentially literally halved, but melee is is only losing 24% damage or so.
>>565427084I am guilty of this
>>565426887Wow she’s literally me
>>565436069Easy mode is Ironeye, actually.
>>565436565It’s both you dodge spamming cunt. They’re both far and away the best characters in the game
>>565436508Actually you're more like >>565436372
>>565436820Top 3 is Ironeye, Beastslopper and Duchess, it's not just those two.
>best*easiest
>>565411245>>565420898No one here is ever getting up to that be serious please
>>565434374Wow he’s even cuter than before
>>565436565By a country mile.
>>565434128>>565435793>>565435731We know, terr.
>>565435479this is truei cringe whenever someone cancels heolster orbs or fulghor's mega twinblade combo
>>565437097I'm not terr but I'm happy to report they do have breakfast and my husband is bringing up some waffles while i figure out this coffee maker thing
>>565436565Yep, there's no beating Ironeye.To make the game challenging for his kit, you'd have to make it impossible for everyone else.
>>565373670>>565422158>>565422542Truth.>>565431260He’d be a junkie like junkieanon.
>>565435479I don't care about Caligo's blizzard, but I do care about her wasting my fucking time taking three years to do a rathalos impression if it isn't cancelled
>>565437467>reddit hunter
>>565381919holy mother of sex
obese brown pedo above me
>>565436925Rev atleast needs to dodge and can’t amplify teams damage by 40% even 4 secondsTop 3 is 1. Iron eye/Duchess.....3. Revenant..4. Wylder
>>565433760>if you are the lightning Rev on the pass a couple of days agoI assume you mean me and no I wouldn’t get into this argument or say that about anyone’s build lol. I just don’t want to ruin anyone’s game too bad so I dropped my dragon cult with affinity +1 for a defeating enemies +1 so I could spam ult during the day more often.
>>565437753O-ok... >_<
>>565393328duskucks will yes
>>565434741Being able to consistently crutch on abilities unlocked via meta progression isn't fun. You just made a random argument that has nothing to do with beast claw
>>565427984No
>>565438053What are you talking about? You do good in NR by having game knowledge. What the fuck meta protection are you talking about I'm talking about picking up negations in the round.
>>565438176Blah blah blah. Show your dick
>>565438381Not part of your grooming discord sorry. I don't even own a deck.
>>565438446>No 'ick>No 'eckSo broke and a micro? That's so sad...
>>565438503Just not part of your grooming discord is all, sorry.
>>565421524>>565427534>>565427835>>565428363godfrey breed meat
>>565438552How can an adult "groom" another adult are you retarded
>>565438692The discord is very dumb, please understand.
>>565393670>>565394148they’re both asexual guys who’ve never seen poon
>>565438692IP hoppers got their software by showing their dick to a guy that spammed threads about the steam deck.
>Guardian if he had an actually useful skill>Raider if he had an actually useful ultimateImagine...
>>565394679I don’t>>565397505Sounds like you’re way overthinking it tbqh
They really should just let the bird tornado taunt everyone in the area and make it much bigger
>>565439074Raider's only problem is his skill becoming useless in D5, and his depths passive doing nothing to mitigate it, his ultimate is alright.
I fucking hate Revenant players so God damn much. Almost every time we lose, it's because the Revenant player won't stop going down and the other guy has to repeatedly try to save them while I distract the boss.
disappointing: the damnable waffle maker was broken, as per the front desk lady "it's having a moment">>565436508executor is a he, not a she, and he doesn't look like that
>>565434492I never run beast claw, it's so lame, it's literally dark bead lol lightning spear is more sovl
a terrjeet just flew over my house
>>565439647Someone must have sent that freak flying innit?
>>565439583You’re dogshit as revenant so who cares
>>565436372gem
>>565439741Nope I carry every run as revenant
>>565408239You bodied that recency bias troon, well done.
>>565409835creepy
>>565414713creepy
>>565439545>while I distract the boss.nice bait
>>565422158Based.
>>565429251weird agp post
>>565441023Sludge is so lame and gay and sexy
>>565439582>>565439583I rate these posts 0/10 please go somewhere else thanks
Girls with streaks are so breedable
>>565434374He's so cool...
>>565435479Didn't you queue dodge, beastslop, and start from D1? So lame and carried.
The sub hundregs are vocal today
>>565441314Stop being jealous of her, you need to be consistent to go over 50, you don't just get carried/lucky every game
>>565436352>>565435965shes perfect
I would have bigger streaks but pracjeet had to sperg out. I don't want to see anyone blocking relic cheaters after nobody blocked pracshit for griefing
>>565441427lol
>he's still crying about it
>>565400937Pure threadjeet shitterness.
>>565409784You seem… upset?
>the year is 2032>FROM has dissolved into bankruptcy after their brand new 7v7 MOBA title flopped hard>as the news is posted, /fserdsbbskg/ comes to life one last time>as the final thread hits page 10, trish posts another complaint about how he would have hit platinum master elite if it wasn't for Practice griefing him 6 years ago
>>565441831It was just a few weeks ago, what, you can't bring up the holocaust because it was decades ago?
What's the lore behind the balancers appearing in the Dreglord skybox?
Duo streaks? Not real
>>565441831kek
>>565442129Ugly bastard + fair maidens
>>565442256erg streaks not real in general tbqhwy except devil's solo
>>565441831>their brand new 7v7 MOBA title flopped hardthat's literally duskblood
>>565442129Literally none. The developers were trying to emulate Elden Ring storytelling without actually putting any effort in.
>>565442129>5 not 7 figureslorelet moment
>want to play executor>boss refuses to target me constantly>cant have fun parrying his attacksWhat's the fucking point?
>>565443045Play solo
>>565438917That doesn’t seem true…>>565439582Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OksP1lrWfHUHes cutting fuckers in half now wtf
Still waiting on the Convergence mod to drop its update...
>>565443471Cute post can we sex
>>565442345this but omen + fair maidens
>>565443334What's the chance he browses /here/
>>565443471Stop grooming this anon >>565443492
>>565414151>>565413643>>565413564>>565412998>>565415736>>565416478>>565416826>>565423043Early morning threadshitting. How lovely.
>>565443471Ask terr hes the lead dev
>>565442129pretty sure that's a ribcage doebeit
gg
>>565443640Stop giving them free yous retard
>>565441453we know wylder
>>565442445anyone can streak in solo queue with cheated relics
>>565443471I miss Zdrada enjoyer…>>565441831Lol
>>565444365Where did she go?
>>565444617She died in a car accident
>>565444617She got AIDS from Devil
Even though Devil is our best Wylder
>>565439583Get a better fetish.
nah devildalit's jeetlike doebeiteverenuinely
You guys are indian aren't you. Who gives a shit about indians. Why would you use their slang. You're indians who get paid to get threadshit.
>daily saar k***ht mass self namedropdoesn't get sadder than that
>>565444936even though exesissies want to be bleached by his BWC
sex with radagon
>>565445004I am indian. Yes I'm devil knight. Yes I'm terr. I am both of them at the same time.
>>565445345factual truth
>>565445345>>565446358least closeted homosexual wyldjeeta post
>>565422158>>565422542
dotitao is live
GG Dreg.Died to a random geyser award
>>565447176Wow she's literally me (I died to 2 geysers as my only deaths, I love running backwards into one I didn't see)
>>565447401>>565447401>>565447401
>>565446641there’s nothing homosexual about a girl wanting a man silly threadjeet
>>565447450>not even 800 posts or page 10 yettoo early idiot
>>565447937you're the one confused with gender here little thread shitter
>>565448307your main wears skirts bro take it up with ishizaki
>>565443045Use a Halo Scythe setup so you have something to do when you lose aggro.
>>565448595scots wear skirts and they're still masculine and cool so you're wrong
>>565444121But someone has to curbstomp him
>>565442129Its a ribcage because the dreglord is made up of corpses.
>>565450094too bad execuck isn’t a scott or masculine so it’s not the same
gg dregdopher columbus that run was awesome :3 Thx for the colossal i hadn't used ps colossals in a while
>>565452323eldritch-tier lobby from deepest pit of hell
>>565452842No that's any pepe + practice lobby, this is like a lobby from the third circle of hell or so
>>565430710Wrong
Do anons only play Deep on the password or can a Depth 3 casual still queue for Nightlords?
>>565431410Lightning spear is balanced by actually having an fp cost so you can only cast it 4 times vs bosses in day 1 before running dryI think Hoarfrost is still pretty close in usefulness to it.The only problem is beast claw shit is far too overpowered, beast sling would've been fine, still strong day 1 but falls off
>>565435510I believe you, vocarooanon
>>565450278That doesn't do anything you're just giving him what he wants
>>565456337a lot of ergies have names that end in deep
>>565456337afaik the only way to get specific nightlords is to ask in the thread. Everyone else is d5 and only queues depths at this point.
