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What the fuck?
Brown and europoo hours good night /uma/
Digitan LOVE
>>565427259Fixed
This doesn't seem right for Urara...
this thread will be gayer
Good morning bros
How do we defeat Rice Shower?
gonna try this for the ultra golshi hard mode, dunno if it's better to do in ura or mant but I need to grind fans
Say. my. name.
Maybe the real AIDS was the late surgers we built along the way
*mindbreaks schizos*
to CM1 players, why won't you be running your Taurus Cup umas? With the knowledge and experience you've accumulated, surely (You) can win together this time around.
>read through past threads>people replying to "lesbians" and "no hetero uma" baitDo we really have enough traffic here for there to be anons that don't know his bait and can't identify it?
>>565427401silence, you rubefacient charlatan
>>565427472You guys are not seriously falling for this right? It's the same 20 discord whales running rooms all over and over again
It's all in your head
>>565427494It was brown hours and browns lack pattern recognition
>>565427401It's already gay enough with just you here
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donut
>>565427406Good morning
Is there any realm where i dump two crystals into NTR (apart from the retard realm)She keeps spooking me
Triple crown poalhttps://poal.me/8hfinthttps://poal.me/8hfint
>no FM >no NN Should try to go for MLB CB?
>>565427646>nice derby lmao
WINNIN' 5 AOZORAAAAAAAAAAAAATOBUYOU NI KAKEDASOU IMA WO KOETE YUKEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>565427692 you'd have to permaborrow FM, cb and some sr wit won't give you enough stats
>>565427692No>butNo
Where's all the Pace Chaser Mains...You guys said that the Nishino Flower release would make Pace Chasers Meta...
>>565427579ehehe
Curren chan is a whore.
>>565427692do you like endclosers?yesdo you not like endclosers?nosurvive with Marvelous + Tachyon until the rerun banner of FM or Ramonu
>>565427546Prettiest ningen in the game
I HATE CURREN
>>565427671Good morning NTR!
>>565427412How do we bring Curren-chan to Medium races. Why are her distance ratings so fucking bad.
who is better? Palmer or Fujin?
>>565427810You'll see them on CM14
>>565427692this is the first must pull banner that isn't must pull for everyone. there will be moredon't be misled. they will try to deceive you. be awaregood luck
>>565427935palmer easily
>>565427810>>565427960two more years bwo *coughs blood* just you wait... we will rise up with L'Arc
>doing 9 gold skill build for fun>finemo p2p before debutsorry future mambodancho but I just can't.
>>565427935Palmer smells better
I just had an idea bros. What if we picked a random niche uma of our choosing and just jacked its winrate in private lobbies in hakuraku?
>>565428039Can we make sweepy do it? Were already running 1 hour per career with TS Climax
>>565428039If we're gonna be funny we should've done it during CM12. Doesn't really work with CM13 because of redshift
>>565428039wow sounds like a great idea i bet nobody's ever done that before!
I don't feel like gambling on sparks for Groundwork when I'm already gambling for Medium S. I'll just take Guts Bakushin and cope with 40 RB.
>>565428148>40RBwhere's the rest of your deck wtf
>>565428039>private lobbieshow is his bot going to parse those
Another sprint cm, and my oshi is Cafe
>>565428039lets do this with Urara
>>565428039how about I just jack off to Oguri?
>started listening to uma songs>Ulala is somehow better singer than LaisuWha- HOW
>run cb for the first time>chain doesn't finishwell okay then
>>565426926can I bring 4 recoveries with late xog?can a milelet opera O win?
What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by males
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>>565427472why are the mejiros so weak even tho their uniques are strong?
>>565428176>Kitasan, 5 RB, Professor of Curvature>Stm Seiun Sky, 5 RB, Escape Artist>Stm Cafe, 10 RB>Wit Bourbon, 5 RB, Taking The Lead>Wit Curren, 10 RB>Borrowed NTR, 10 RB, Firm Course MenaceI could trade out Cafe for an otherwise useless RB stick like Sunday, but then my trainings will suck dickI could trade out Kitasan for Windy but >>>>I could trade out Bourbon or Sky but then I'm giving up gold skills I want, I should probably just train an uma who gets TTL or Escape Artist inherently to fix this issue entirely but fuck
>>565428498curren chan can't go 15 minutes without touching a penis
>>565428498So this will be the pasta for a while huh?
Parent run be like
>>565428308rice will never be sexy
>>565428645>So this will be the pasta for a while huh?What other pastas are on offer
>>565428576Also I just realized I somehow forgot Guts Bakushin in the deck I wanted to use Guts Bakushin in and still don't have 50 RB, I'm so tiredHow the fuck am I going to make this work, Valentines Bourbon players have it so easy
>>565428676Lies
>>565428708They tend to go in and out. I think the last one that was posted for a while had to with that twitter post about some fag saying uma had no fanservice or whatever I can't think of any other current ones off the top of my head.
>>565428676wrong!
>>565428606she's for female trainer only
daring strike did nothing for me on pisces and now its apparently le good?
>>565428148if you're in a guts deck air groove only has like 6 skills and they come at hint level 3. GW is pretty damn common from her.
can grand concert save global?
GRANGA VEGA
>>565428374anything is possible
>>565428941Nah I don't have Ayabe or Sirius so I can't actually run a Guts deck, Guts Bakushin is special because she's a roamer with 20 TE on non-Guts trainings and gives Groundwork on her first event
>>565428941I've farmed groundwork with SR Air Groove back in the day and I can confirm that this is false
how are you supposed to get double circle affinity on goldship ace, when one of your lineage has maru
Cute and heroic horse
>>565429049gwochacho does not KNOWCHACHO
I REALLY didn't give a shit about Oguri at firstBut after cingray she's kinda growing on me....
>your trainee gets drier than the sahara at the sight of male genitalia but conversely greedily nurses from teats like a ravenous baby bird
>Turf S med S run>Stats are a bit low except for stamina which is at 500 after first summer>500 is plenty for Kikuka Sho so just mindlessly go in without recoveries>Soft ground with creek rival (at 300 stam)> come second 5 times in a row because she can't fail her uniqueThis shit is so ass
Umas with big foreheads are so fucking hot
>>565429163wat
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for May? Rare Brick (835612678) has a few spots for a few lucky anons! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't flatline then disappear unless you already finished it. We have: >ohayo stickers (and many more!) >shoe wars at reset (mediums only!) >practice partners for CM >a safe place to complain about the xoguri menace Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>discord recruitersno thanks
>>565427451VILLAIN.
>first 10 pull for the MR CB banner>1 SSR appearsI'm going to kill myself
How come /uma/ has to refresh the thread in under 800 posts but /vm/a threads can stretch past 1200 or more?
>>565429585
>/uma/ club actually made it into S+Nyoooo my drama...
>>565429417This
>>565429585i have her mlb'dair shaker
>>565429442I appreciate the level of effort you go into for your stupid recruit messages. If mambodancho returns and thwarts the usurping of power, I might look your way.
Why are the horses gay?
>>565429659you faggots though/uma/ club always wins
>>565429585>other 2 SSR appears>Ines Fujin both of themWhat the hell is going on
>>565429471proofs???
>>565429830Quick bro roll the Uma banner it's a sign she will come there
>>565429728He better stay dead or resign. Otherwise I will leave too. The dude hasnt really been around since last November
Post the image Machan just saw.
>>565429830>other SSR appeared>Mayano Top Pit (already had MLB)>Tamamo Cross>1 (ONE) MR CBI had to hit the pity for the second oneIt's so over
>>565430017my bepis
>>565427646>mr schizo, late bad.
>>565430017
if i want a mejiro ryan parent for goldship, how important is having EC aptitude to A when doing parentruns
Tokyo Yushun 2400m on turf181747971817479718174797
You'll be pulling for Ines Fujin, yes?
>>565430185She's cute but no.
>>565430185Does she have freckled tits?
>>5654301716/96/96/9
>>565430171join our big eared lobby!
>>565430185i would if she wasn't fr*nt
>>565430185Yup. I just got a copy of her SSR. 2LB now.
>>565430185she's cute and I like her character gimmick but I kinda gave up on fronts, I'm not pulling for maru speed, and I don't have the carats budgeted for her.
>>565430363>LaisuBased
>>565430363My front rice isn't ready yet...
>>565430440I wish she was good, front sucks, pace sucks. can still try late before giving up I guess
>>565430171I LOVE it when artists switch the ear ornaments properly like this when having umas dress in each others' costumes.
My internet was out for 3 hours. Fuck Spectrum.
>>565430185
>>565430541your mobile internet bwo?
>>5654305744chan area banned my phone area internet for whatever reason. Probably shitposters.
>>565430490I'm thinking of running her this CM and pair her along with Teio for pace dueling.Probably wont win as much but imma see tomorrow when I start training aces
>>565430171One more before I get back in the mines688820456888204568882045>>565430503Of course, artist that have a very autistic attention to detail are also my favorite
>>565430626Based, Pace is fucked but good luck Teiobro
what is a himba
>>565430746Trainees should stop doing that
>>565430641rice HERO
>>565430185Anus is cool, but I need Palma to do this to mine.
>>565430830mare
>>565430830it's sexoooo
>>565430830OHIMBA SEXO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>565430863so whats stallion in japanese
I still don't know a single thing about cb, but I like her song a lot and her demeanor
>>565430931牡馬
>>565430690Thank! You too! If all else fails I can make them late but I'm biased with pace
>>565430992gesundheit
>still no 3* med maru parentis 2* enough? i still have 3 aces to do...
>>5654310294 late sparks on top of 4 mile will make getting medium S really painful with a Maru parent. Even with just 1 front spark I'm already thinking of dropping the mile sparks altogether.
>>565430363big floppa
>this will never happen because she'd rather spend the rest of her days face buried in another uma's crotch
>>565431404>het propaganda
>>565431442>this will never happen because she'd rather obsess over suzuka
Spe wife
>drop a handful of tickets on anus fujin>vflash dupeWhy did I ever expect anything at all
>>565431506>>565431542speCUTE
>>565431442>>565431542>>565431603SPECHUD HATE
WE DID IT yippieee
>>565431270>mile sparksfug. I completely forgot about thatI remember I did milelet run for Pisces cup when MANT filtered me. It's doable but the lack of SP is going to hurt so much
>>565431506>>565431542>specord raid
>>565431506>>565431542
>>565431542>>565431506
>>565431506>>565431542Spe propaganda
Spe-chan love and marriage!
>>565430160pls resbond
STOP POSTING SPECHUD
speSEX
>>565430160>>565431785Only if you want to be able to get EC sparks
>>565431785B is manageable in career and to fish hints from akikawa after rival racesA is only if you want to have an EC spark
>>565431794I'll think about it
spechode
anyone have the hitler edit and the kill 7 billion people spechud?
umamusume is whores racing
>sleepy>accidentally brought stam doto for killer tunes>i'm building a long uma>meant to bring stam bright for overwhelming pressure>didn't notice till senior year when her event resolvedi guess its bedtime.
>have 400-500 in all stats as scarlet>red shift, uma stan, playtime's over, even race planner>career going great so far, breezing through races>really glad i don't need to eat up clocks for once>somehow hishiama at the queen elizabeth cup runs me for four fucking clocks, 2nd, 3rd, 6th, 4th, then 1sti give up on thinking anything in this game is consistent or makes sense
if only she were straight
>>565431794No
>>565432002Spechud before brutally raping you
>>565430490>>565430641nvm I love pace moving past is goated here...ignore the radiant star proc
>>5654319794 late starts in a row probably
>>565432076She could never rape me. I'll always consent.
the best way to fill up spe's belly is with a child, after all
>>565432076Brutally but also clumsily. It is Spechud after all.
>>565432093>moving past pacewtf you're a genius i'm stealing this strat anon
Did something good happen?
>>565432167some other anon theorized it like 2+ weeks ago so I started building it thenhonestly I hate running more than one front because they can fuck over each other so I like this more
>>565432129>pregnant spechud cravingsYOU FUCKING IDIOT THE FOOD FUND FOR TRACEN IS GOING TO DISAPPEAR FASTER THAN CURREN CHAN'S VIRGINITY. NOT EVEN OGURI FAT WOULD CAUSE SOMETHING LIKE THIS
>>565432197Its currently Spe love hour
>>565432261May Shiraoki protect the cafeteria workers
>>565432261yes...the only thing to rival it would bepregnant oguri
>>565432197We love Spechud here.
>>565432261Oguri is always shown to be the biggest FAT FUCK in Tracen. It would be worse.
Is it worth pulling for Fuku rerun?
>>565432369butt
Very important question, does the whistle reroll hint trainings?
I did like 30 runs today to keep our club in A.
>>565432441It resets everything as if it's a new turn
>>565432441That's a good question. Here's Sakura Bakushin.
That was a good episode
>>565432484but it doesn't take into account special priority I'm 90% sure, just randomizes everything
>>565432484Thanks anon.
>>565432521your Oguri image, where is it
>medium S>fast learner>charming>NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GOOD LUCK CHARM OR KALE DRINK IN THE SHOP THE ENTIRE RUNthis time i'm really going to do it
>>565432441nope
STRONGEST FATASS OF THE 80S VS THE STRONGEST FATASS OF THE 90S
>>565432578whistles would be too good if it actually takes into account special priority
>>565432369>>565432435Spesex
>>565432517Poor Tannhanser having to deal with the two hungry hungry umas. No amount of preparation could've saved her.
>>565432412You can use Fuku in GL but realistically you're better off just rolling on Smaru or Tachyon as speed cards. So no, not really
>>565432529np
>>565432658She ate it too tho...
>>565432441>>565432529i just tried it myselfthe hint stayed
>>565432741She is cuter than Maru swimsuit
where are the lewdposts of spechud
>>565432814Could be that you just rolled the hint again.
>>565432825always was
HOLY SHIT DOTO IS DEAD!
>>565432854True, but all the Spe posting made it more clear me.
I love Spe and all her descendants
>>565432404>>565432356>powerscaling obesity
>>565432853no
>>565433024we call that cholesterol levels around here
>>565432630Now that's a special ass!
Done with daily and don't want to waste any more runs without club reset soooOdds RamenEven Matsuya
>>565427472>end closer tachyWow
>>565433024They had an eating contest episode. It is canon
Okay so how did /uma/ club miraculously go from rank 32 to rank 23...?
>>565433191
>>565433191don't check chrono
>>565433094Aight time to become a chigyu
>>565433242
>>565432261>...and as everyone left the director's office, all faces were downcast save for the few donning the white uniforms of cafeteria staff. Those that managed a glimpse of their eyes could tell they were filled with only one emotion - defiance. They swore no student would go hungry and that duty would not be abandoned even in the face of total annihilation. For the next 11 months, Tracen's cafeteria was a place of carnage and glory, names of those that gave their all for the future of Umanity etched into the very walls of the building. Even after more than a decade, when two young Umamusume, one dark bay the other gray, enter the Tracen Academy for the first time, the monument to the heroes of that long battle still stands tall. Surely the Three Goddesses granted them the most glorious place of rest in their kingdom of heaven
Bringing 6 SSRs for team trials buffoonery take 1 results:>Kitasandid not resolve>Spechuddid not resolve>SuzukaConcentration aquired.>Brightaccidentally brought Doto, Killer Tunes not purchased.>FineSpeed Star aquired>BijinNSM aquired.notes: I don't have the SP for this shit. Needs fast learner + shitton of races.
i gambled and pulled neither ines who i think is cute or mr cb card which is usefulim feeling somewhat bitter now
Someone remind me what was the lore about IRL Ines Fujin's owners.
>>565433470If you're F2Poor, you did the right thing. Gotta be mindful with your spending.
>>565433528I gambledI spent over 10k carats on nothing
>>565433515Money problems, ended up in suicide iirc
>>565433515The real horse worked in a konbini part time between races
>>565433470firsttimegachabwo...
>>565433582Have you considered that maybe gacha games arent for you if you have such poor impulse control?
>>565433605This is real
>>565433620>>565433630but what if I had gotten lucky
finally 11/10 cosplay
>>565433668If you keep rolling, Shiraoki will provide
>>565433605>The real Chrono visited the track on weekends and doxxed people during her free timeI love the irl references they put in the game
>>565433668https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Barriers_to_critical_thinking
hoardmax
>>565433668If 7 you rolling
>>565433816saving for uma2
>>565433447I tried a TT run today with 5 SSRs and Team Sirius for a Long slot and i found a Scholar's Hat on discount4 of 5 SSRs went the full length and those Team Sirius sluts were very late but i was able to get that through tooThe one card that went 2/3Fucking Creek
>>565433845Shiraoki-sama said you not rolling
>>565433007Her descendants?They're all my daughters
>>565429585>when another poster shows up to the /uma/ orgy
I wish special week was my bf
>>565434259cute whorren
>>565434318my hopefully soon to be bf please god makes every week feel special
>>565434318Special Week is dead
What data does Hakuraku export?
Kind of sad I started this game late so I don't have FineMo or NeichaI feel kinda crippled, but that will go away when the FineMo rerun/Ramonu come out.
>>565434318>>565434476are you guys girls?
it wasn't worth the stupid fucking title
>>565434561women don't exist
>>565434318We know it's you behind this post Grass
>>565434519You could always cope by rolling for Mr CB now
>>565432167>>565432093This seems very random though.I have had several lobbies where there is only 1 front runner and I have had lobbies where there are like 5.I don't think it's consistent
Uh, pace chaser dober? y/n?
>>565434724unironically, yeah
>>565434724I mean it's doable but why
>>565434615Nah, if CB was a late surger card I 100% would because I will end up playing a lot of lates in the future but I only have like 1 end closer I like and plan to pull for in the future.
>>565434575I still haven't touched Golshi mode
>>565434781I'm running out of clocks
Now that the dust has settled, why does Cheer Neicha flash her umanko at us?
>>565434834She is in heat for (You)
>get Medium S>get the required statline>Aikawa doesn't give midrace skill hints>no hints from inspirations eitherI literally have only Curvature and Medium corners...
>>565434927deserved
EI! EI! MUN!
I want to fuck yanko manko
>>565434995WHAT ARE YOU DOING SNAKEYOU HAVE CHANGED THE TIMELINE
HOW MANY HOUTRS UNTIL THE DAHBY
Smoochies?
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really really realyl really relaly realy really really really relaly really reallyre ally really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>565435028You can't possibly understand the sort of bullshit I have planned>>565435191Kentucky Derby is on Sunday (iirc 6:57 p.m. ET)We will have all the jap races including Tenno Sho Spring before the derby
>>565435274Have you been good enough to justify receiving these "smoochies"?
Comfy thread hours
Anyone attempting to make a Suzuka for this next CMLike one that can actually win and not a sacrificial one. Unrestrained works in it right?I'm thinking about it
>>565435404>Unrestrained works in it right?yepjust spam mid-race and pray to be 1st
>>565435404It's a very bad gamble, you want unrestrained when late-race starts at around 25-40% of final corner.
17 hours in da jar and still no 3* med!!!i still need 3 aces!!!
>>565435583they've detected you're using da jar and decided to punish you
oh what the fuck why am I on golshi mode
>WTF I'm not that ugly...
>always unsure of my looks>take a look in the mirror for once>actually presentable>look okay maybe evenmaybe it's not so over...
Helios kinda cuteIn fact a LOT of umas are cute
>>565435916>does this outfit make me look fat toreina
>>565435998raisu would NEVER say this!
>>565435998Why do you post like a woman
Cute Doberhttps://x.com/villa_lake/status/2050164892230123655?s=20
marvelous sunday is so damn sexy
>>565436239amogus
>>565435916>damn they made me smelly and homeless
>>565436303You only like her giant breasts.
>>565435916>You guys approved this?
>daring strike 2 turns before debutinteresting
>>565435998dumb blogposter
>>565436557I want Rice to bully my cock
>>565436557AIEEE TOERINA ABUSE
I love how she's so small but they all respect her.I've always found it very cute that Fenomeno actually refers to her as Stego-senpai too.
>>565436557She wouldn't do that
i hated itEvery single bit of itBut i got it, no matter the suffering, no matter the prize
>>565435974i wish the black band was actually my shoulder
>>565436302what a cute horse
Since when style aptitudes matter in career? Making Jober parent rn, but for end closers, thought that I’ll just put her on the end for corners and what not. She literally jobs every race in 10+ place
>>565436856what an evil foid
What's in the box, /uma/?
>>565436847I wish the black band was my head, to be honest.
>>565436907something bouncy
is coldmade souponce again it is good
>>565436907
Should I run 2 power cards for a Tachyon ace or should I try some janky 2spd2guts2wit deck
>>565436928Yeah but then i couldn't see that majestic view
>>565436239do why people always say this...
>>565437339why do*what is wrong with me
...
>>565437058WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX
>>565437339female brain, and that's why you should be my /uma/bf
i want to pyoi my uma
>>565437256What if it's your forehead.
Hey /uma/did you know
>>565437470DIGITAN SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>565437668no
>>565437668that in umamusume..?
>>565437694Ok, I'm a little aroused.
>>565437668Tachy cute?
what the fuck is happening>11th>11th>6thoka sho with vegamy power is fineno golshi modeam I really forced into triple crown
YEAH GET FUCKED NISHINO
>>565437904do people actually intentionally go for tiara? Kikuka Sho just needs 400 + late, add one white if you're a pussy (and you're going to need at least a white for CM13 anyway)
>>565437993for ayabe I want more medium sparks because sometimes her stam is too low for all that so at times I can't even do kikka sho
>>565437990I HATE CURREN
Sex
with
next club will be better
>>565438083>>565438103>>565438112works for me
>>565434495help anons
nice job trannylators
OGURI CAP MORE LIKE OGURI CRAP HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHSHAHSHAHSAHHAHAHA
>>565438296thinking
...thinking
>>565438223>What data does Hakuraku exportwhy do you want to know?
I don't think
>a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>565438112Mambro...
>>565438346I have a very specific data that I need for maximum CM autismo
>>565437904it's ayabeyblade let her rip
>got MLB CB>don't care about pace chasersgive me one good reason i shouldn't use my selectors to go from 0LB to 3LB super creek
>>565438394>nice body>ugly faceWestern Artists are so retarded
do people actually intentionally go for crown?
end closer WR just went up wtf
I can't beat ultra golshit mode
Is her being a "big sister" some dyke lingo?
>>565438573yeppers, turns QE2 into a free training day, plus you don't have to deal with oka sho bullshit
gib (You), I give oreng
>>565438320sex
>>565437993not only did gwochacho NOT answer the question he also had to chudsplain in front of the ayasister's face like a smartass...
If theyre actually the selectors and not crystals then Creek is a solid use for them desu wa (assuming you have mlb Finemo and Kita)
>>565438573>he doesn't want extra stats
>>565438716only if it's extremely lewd
>>565438680>skipping g1 races>in a SP scenariolmao
>>565436740Wife Nature
>>565438716I believe
>>565438769>>565438565Forgot to reply woopsies
wtf why would anon not follow the sloptuber approved schedule????????????????
>>565438773just by them from the store retard
The xitter yuri falseflagger always shows up around this hourI wonder why
>>565438776>>565438828Thx
uma&collapse soon
>>565438429...what specific data
>>565438936me on the left
>Ines is for (yo--AAACK
>>565438930>buy stats>when you can have them for free
>>565438936
crown schedule?more likebrown schedule LOL
Pretty happy with this. Not a lot of whites but this'll make a great grandparent for a Dober or Ryan since umas that want those uniques will be glad to pick up Shadow Break as well
>>565439046What a cutie
>>565438934I guess that's why my filters activated lol
>>565438936NOOOOOOOOOOO!
>speedcapped curren at classic summerOops forgot how easy she was
Operation Cow Cow
If Ines was an oonige I would roll for herI only play oonige fronts
>>565439275Curren is an easy girl.
>Trainer is pulling an all-nighter again to support Ines >Meanwhile at the dorm:
So when do they update the SR tickets in the Cleat shop?
>>565439449
What's sex with Tamamo Cross like
Fantasy Pasa or Ryan for my last ace?Pasa is a million times easier and has higher potential because of the added dirt G1s right?
>>565439449>>565439559
>>5654395355>>565439573poor
>>565439449i MLB'd her card while pulling for CBthanks cutie
Nishino Furawa
>fail a 7% training>expect get well soon event to pop up>she shows updidnt know this was a thing
No more 7 posting? /uma/ is healing
>>565439841if 7 this anon won't heal from his cancer if he ever gets one
>>5654398417 and your balls explode
>>565439586the post-race paizuri is nice, yeah
7 and /uma/ gets even worse
Gold City feet in my mouth
7 and i jork it to ryan
7 and taiki puts me out of my misery
>>565439841If 7 me and this anon will marry
>>565439449>>565439559why is she like this again?
>>565427381>LCKReserved for licking?
7 and all trainers will live a long and happy life with their favorite Uma
>>565439586Ryan is ugly, so the choice is clear.
>>5654398417 and everyone has to post more Fuku!
>>565439990Natural instincts as a broodmareIt's why mares rape more
>>565440107She is cute though
7 and Daring Tact gets released from prison, 0-3 prison sentence is extended for four more years
7 and I'll fuck all of you in the ass.
>>5654401927 and everyone fucks this anon in the ass
7 and no more 7 posts
7 and all umas are lesbian
>>565440172RIP
>>565440118vodka + orange = screwdriver
7 and the east will burn
7 and all of you are gay
7 and all umamusume are mine
7 and I will fuck you all in the ass
7 and Ines Fujin rapes me as part of training
Shiraoki refuses to answer us
7 and Shiraoki owes me sex
7 and uma&co will kick V before resetif not after reset
7 and you will all fail to get Tachyon and Light Hello in free pulls
>>565440308
7 and cheval sex
7 and everyone does a MANT run right now
7 and Wonder Dean wins the Kentucky Derby
if 7 screech
7 and if it is I run triple late for CM 13 and 14
>>565439573bony and wirey
67 and all umas are gay
7 and I will post a new vid today
>>565440409Ines Fujin, my girlfriendwife uma.
You guys are fucking retarded.
7 and Uma will collab with Nikke
No 7 in this thread anymore
7 and the next anon will jork it to ryan
7's do not exist /uma/ is cursed
7 and Digitan nakadashi
stop rolling for 7s
If any number other than 7 I lick the ice cream off Ryan's legs.
>>565440615Ines belongs to Ryan:>>565438394>>565438647>>565439008>>565439417
>>5654401727 and Tact gets released soon instead
>>565432441>>565432484>>565432529>>565432521>>565432853FUCK YOU GASLIGHTING NIGGERShttps://litter.catbox.moe/jpcban92p4gw31vx.mp4>u-u-ummm u just got le hint 3 times in a row!AS IF
7 and I
>>5654404597 and i will have mayano top ass on my face
lmao 7
7 and shitposters die
>>565440807based
>>565440807
7 and you get to creampie your favorite uma
>>565440719>>565440172Hey,Fuck you both I still need time to recuperate my carats for her.
>>565440807>>565440847HOLY
7 and we all get to impregnate our favourite umas. Except for THAT one, you know who I'm talking about.
>>565440807>>565440847
>>565440807>>565440847Shiraoki-sama chose ASS
>>565440807Winner
that's it no more 7s
>>565440782>that subtle pause when rerolling the double speed rainbowthanks for the sacrifice anon...
7 and all 7s are equal to umapyoi with your trainee
67 and umas actually have penises if they are male
Godammit I'm going to buy that jacket when I get home from work.
>>565440807>>565440847The answer was in front of us all along
will Shiraoki-sama allow me to hit in the ass?
Thinking I might not actually roll on the NY Satono Diamond banner since alts are kinda dumb and I'd rather have new umas or cards that make the umas I already have stronger... pull plan will be adjusted accordingly
7 and I cum on the Teiobro's face
>>5654413427 and you stop being a faggot
>>565441305No.
>>565432853>>565432853HELLO??? YOUR RESPONSE????>>565440782HUH? HUH??? BWUH??? BWO?????????? FUCK YOU LYING NIGGERHE EVEN THANKED YOUR LYING ASS >>565432529HOW CAN YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF?FUCKING GASLIGHTING SMARTASSI HOPE YOU PITY YOUR NEXT 3 ROLLSFUCK YOU
This uma is in HEATYOU are in DANGER
retards
How do I beat ultra golshi mode
>>565441775snitches get stitches
>>565441795Very carefully.
>>565441795by playing Golshi
>>565441639she is growing on meshe is not the ugliest umanever was
First Coolmore horse under the JRA will debut in the 5th race in Kyoto on Sunday
>>565441920She's better than shakur because she at least has a likeable personality
>>565441837I got nimble nav, homestretch haste, spurt and emperor's divine might and still jobbed the entire classic year
>>565441895Fuku week
7 and jp trannies die
>>565441991Shakur is prettierDo not get fooled by her card
soul check for XOguri? is she le shit (soulful oshipick) or le meta (soulless metanigger pick)
>>565441991big milkers is not a personality
>>5654414417 and /uma/c is gay
>>565442198KYS
so /uma/club danchou joined sweepy
MAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565442286why's this anon kissing me
i am getting thrown out today
7 and you have to post porn
>>5654423817 and I get to nakadashi Ruby
7 and we all get isekaied into the umaverse as a lone son of a family with 3 uma siblings
How important is sounds of earth stam really? Can I skip if I have mlb creek? (I really want to roll on the Dia/Dura banner thats right after)
>>565442017just go againGolshi URA career is pretty forgiving with winning positionyou only have to be 1st on Senior year
>>565442329regime change soon
>>565442482bait banner
>>565442373
>>565442570Which one, SoE or Dia/Dura?
>>565442640SoENot worth it if you have Creek already
How did I hit Unity instead of MANT on accident
>>565442729Ok, cool, thanks. I only have 1lb creek rn but plan on vouchering her up eventually since I can cope well enough on most cms that need stam with MLB Dia (a shame about iron will though)
>>565442851your brain wants to go back to a better time
uma&co day of reckoning has come
>>565443002They're not gonna do shit
will she surpass xoguri?
2h until I can go back into my MANT run with the final race left and get all dailies then leave my shit club
>>565442851We get it, you're queeing for open league
>>565442851how did you choose to run special needs on accident
Left or Right?
>>565428708I tried “just ignore them and they’ll go away”, anon. And you know what happened?Senran Kagura got cancelled.Dead or Alive got cancelled.Many, many, MANY gachas were censored, both visually and in their dialog.Gacha as a culture became so normified and watered down that even a basic bitch bare tummy in Genshin gets called “goonerbait” by Puritan-ass normalfaggots.Then, I voted, for the first time, for Trump. And you know what happened?Woke games started flopping en masse. So much that “GWGB” became a mainstream meme. Whole studios get shut down. Ubisoft needed to get bought out by the CCP to stay afloat.Videogame women started becoming sexy again. Imagine shit like ZZZ or Snowbreak Containment Zone in the pandemic era of 2020. You fucking couldn’t, it could never happen.Based chudcore vidya like Space Marine 2 and Stellar Blade were released. It’s like the golden age of 7th gen consoles all over again, where masculine shooters are mainstream, and straightbros are allowed to have hot babes in their escapist media again.And all of this, ALL OF IT, happened, because I DID something, because I made my voice HEARD. Meanwhile, when I did nothing, like you’re doing now, my life was nothing but downhill.I don’t care that Trump’s a pedo. I don’t care that he’s conquering Venezuela and making CoD Ghosts a reality. I don’t care that he’s gunning down antifa members in the street. I don’t care that my chink handhelds and bootleg anime figures are $10 more expensive on Alibaba now.All I know is that under him, I can get hot anime horse girl ass in my videogames again, and if he promises to revive Senran Kagura, I’ll vote him for a third term. I know for DAMN sure that if this were a Kamala presidency, there’s no way in HELL we’d even HAVE an Uma global release.
Please take a moment to salute this year's Triple Tiara winner, Star Anise. There is some slander about her not being capable of winning the Japanese Oaks because of her sprint/mile bloodline, but those are dangerous and blatant lies aiming to ruin her reputation and eventual inclusion in umamusume.Here is her win at the Oka Sho earlier this year (number 15).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOtal7lgNY
>>565443563I love girls' arms, so left
>>565443050She has the strongest speed unique in the game when she releases but she mostly excels in being actually viable pace chaser in Long thanks to having a gold accel potential that's currently unavaible (even in white form).
>>565443687taisei vogue will rape her in the autumn
>>565443687Too bad Exceed had to get injured, she seemed like a strong contender for tiara and would've given us some great races.
watching late surgers in career races is toughif theyre on a good position, they dont push the advantage because most of the good acceleration skills require them to be at the latter half of the packand if theyre on the back to pop skills, they just get pushed back by the crushing wave of npcs slowing downwhen do lates become good or atleast fun to play
>>565443687This is how you make people hate a horse
>>565444003At 300 power
>>565444003at 250 power
>>565444094>at 800 speed/power>lose race>tazuna mentions that the trainee needs more power
>>565443687our classic HERO is lovecen
>>565444225If you're blocked you're blocked. Fronts will also just randomly lose races by late starting and then being buried by the pack. That's uma musume
>>565444444
>>565442972>22 minute runProbably true, actually training my horse in a horse training game felt nice>>565443190I only do graded.>>565443194I love Spud
>>565444601newfriend...
What's the next Kitasan card?Like basic human rights type of thing
>>565444779ramonutachyon depending on who you ask
>>565444779Light Hello pal card for Grand Live. For non scenario cards the next ones are Ramonu wit and Pasa speed (the kita replacement)
>>565429659They sweeped though, that's still drama
Cool Journey
>>565444915It is morally correct to Sweep during MANT
>>565443751>t.
>>565440782I felt a pain seeing that double rainbow get rerolled
>>565427259Uma floppedTrackblazer flopped biglyWe dieded
>>565444878nta, is light hello mlb or bust, or is it like riko?
>>565444225sometimes you just can't get out of the blockbut usually 1 clock will fix that unless you're some kind of lucklet god
>>565442890it's actually kind of amazing that it takes so long for another decent general stamina card and the only edge it has over creek is SP and having a choice between a speed or heal skill
>>565445125Unlike Riko you cant use MLB r since she has a gold skill you actually want. But the rule of thumb for pal cards is that 0lb is perfectly fine to cope with/free your borrow slot (except Tucker).Ideally you get 2LB+for the 10% TE but that's just a nice to have thing.
>>565444915it takes 15 to 20 minutes to finish a 1 million fan URA run. the club just coordinated a big grind because a member left us out to dry a couple days before reset.
>>565445225yeah, really not worth the investment unless you're an ultra newfag that missed creek
>>565445225I'm a dumbass>>565445125like Riko in that you don't need to MLB but not like Riko in that you need the SSR and that it's genuinely human rights for the scenario and not just a nice to have
>>565445502scarlet owes me sex she better give it or I will rape her
>>565445502wodka would wear this better
>>565445567>raping the number 1 rapist
>>565445109nah, uma is finethis is the month after the anniversary banner and event. people saved and didnt roll much during last month. the same will apply for this month as well, there's nothing noteworthy other than MrCB witJuly and Grandlive will be big month instead
>>565445804>he fell for the baitanon...
is this gonna be a regular occurence in CM13?
Issho ni ganbarimashou nee~~
>>565446007I thought CM13 would be front heavy
I want to have sex with Ayabe for the sole purpose of procreation
>>565446007it will either be 6 fronts, or 6 lates/ends
>>565446029Kuriku...
>>565445804>Biggest /uma/ spender Raiko stopped spending and playingYeah I hope you're right and things will go back pre-Trackblazer. But damn this shit looks grim
>>565446157So the Pisces experience again
>only 7 events this whole monththey really want to stretch MANT until late july, well, time to take it easy for the next 60 days
>>565445109That's combined tardo and JP is the big money earner, so a shit month in JP and a good month in Global will still see revenue dump. And vice versa, a shit month in Global and a good month in JP will see the revenue pump.
Natie leglocks btw
>>565446747events have nothing to do with how long a scenario lasts
>>565446007In weaker lobbies yes, but finals will have l;ots of fronts, they are very strong
>>565446029Literally cummed in my pants just now, thanks.
>>565446779SHE'S BEATING HER!!!
>>565446029googoo gaga
>>565446995AND THEN SHE'S GOING TO BEAT MEOH MY GOOOOOD
Sorry dancho one MANT run per day is all you get
HoooohNow that Uma is confirmed dying flatlining is acceptable now.
>>565446995
>>565443620This was an incredibly good post. I caught a 3 day for reheating it too many times.
The always helpful pink spark
I honestly think making Maru parent is some sort of gaslight and I should just start making aces with whatever I have
>>565446779
>>565446995>>565447369You guys are taking this one panel from an uma doujin as a joke too far... besides...I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did NAWT. Oh hey /uma/!
>>565447679Certified unc reference
>>565447679Explain this
>>565447656Maru is delayed anyway. You want Dober and Pump for late. Maru farming is for fronts so they can chain AAS + Shift.
>>565447769Doto is kind of old...
>>565447832This is why D*to is banished from ireland
dobby
We have races starting in 11 hours, today only one G3 and one G2G2 Keio Hai Spring Cup (Post Time 15:45 JST), 4YO and older only, 1400m Turf ,trial to the Yasuda KinenG3 Unicorn Stakes (Post Time 15:30 JST), 3YO only, 1900m Dirt, Trial for Tokyo Derby (not to be confused with Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby))
>>565447832Do you really not get the referenceHow old are you
>>565447832Meisho Doto needs to die
>>565447919But /uma/ said Redshift must have on lates???????????
Doto needs to cuddle with me!
>>565447769>>565447943hehe
>>565447919>Maru is delayed anyway.yeah, by 20 meters lol
Dig here, Windy!*unzips dick*
>>565447919RETARD
>club drama in an hour
>>565447832>>565447950She already apologized for that, it's just a minor goof, let it go already!
>>565448257Windy-chan doesn't like tictacs.
which one would be an instigator for club dramarice or haru
>>565448418rice villain
>>565448310uma&co will get their comeuppance inshallah
>>565448418evil rice the evil villain
>>565447997Explain the reference.
>Use 2 speed on Golshi>sometimes can't cap speed>Use 3 speed>cap by second summerI HATE 0% SPEED UMAS
>>565448517>>565448520Training speed is such a cunt it's annoying as hell, but so is stamina but that's just me.
>>565447968G2 Keio Hai Spring Cup1. 2. 3. Sire side - Sakura Bakushin O; Dam side - Agnes Tachyon4. Dam side - Zenno Rob Roy5. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon6. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki7. 8. Dam side - Special Week9. Sire side - Rulership, Air Groove; Dam side - Special Week10. Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O, El Condor Pasa11. Dam side - King Halo12. Sire side - Symboli Kris S13. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week14. 15. 16. Dam side - Zenno Rob Roy17. Sire side - Grass Wonder18. Dam side - Grass Wonder
>>565447997>>565448515>Did not explain the referencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMDYZZAtHA>>565446183>super clique
I like the club I am currently in.They are active, and they helped me a bit with questions.
Fuck you
>>565448347>apologizedShe doubled down actually
today... the club will DIE!
>>565448679G3 Unicorn Stakes1. Dam side - Mejiro Ryan2. Sire side - Espoir City3. Sire side - El Condor Pasa; Dam side - Furioso, Sakura Bakushin O4. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe5. 6. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe7. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Fuji Kiseki8. Sire side - El Condor Pasa9. Dam side - El Condor Pasa10. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon11. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe12. Sire side - El Condor Pasa
how much sp does etsuko give you at the end?
>>565447832>>565448958no idea what the so called "reference" for this is, but man it was funny as fuck when I read it for the first time. came out of nowhere but I love the artist for it
7 and we get club drama in an hour
>>565448520My favorite Uma is 10% stamina 20% guts.
>>565448998Do we? I know my rule to quit is to be below A rank for two months, but if I see other top farmers leave, then I will too
what LB is CB usable?
Is /uma/ able to name a famous soccer player from Ireland?
>>565449239>then I will tooWhich is my point, I'll do the same once one of the big 2 leave, killing the threads hope for A.
>no 35%cleat on the finals shopFUCK THIS GAME
>>565449130
>>565449185deserved
What's the I know what you are meme about?
rubs only (you)
>>565449319messi
>>565449319Fine Motion
>>565449415Means they know you're a homosexual
>>565449463
>>565449273Usable at 1 LB, 2LB ups energy recovery. 3/MLB gives mood bonus but doesn't scale other stats much.
I killed danchou
>>565449319Meisho Doto
>>565448958To be fair I don't think most could... especially when pressured and you have high levels of social anxiety too.
There is no Spefag in this thread. Why?
>>565449547succubus
>>565449130we like dean.
>>565449321>big 2I would say there is 4 main fan contributors
>>565449389Rude. Do you even know who I'm talking about?
>>565449551I just want to roll, I have gambling addictionThanks
>>565449646>>565431506>>565431542
SMALL
>>565449554Become the next danchou
Tacuteyon
>>565449720Small breasts are the best breasts
>>565449539WTF /uma/ you promised not to tell anyone! Besides I'm only gay when I'm on /uma/...
>>565449681The main 2 I'm talking about have been the main farmer since d1, the others came later.
Oissu!
Surely /uma/ club won't poach again right?
>>565449554Nicely done Agent Dabhy.
>>565449319Harry Kane
loremasters, when do we get free 10-pulls again?
>>565449319my GOAT mbappoleon is the only divegrasser that matters
>>565449853poaching laser: engaged!
How do we assassinate my danchou? In minecraft of course
any rickeybros here?
wtf tachyon speed is in NOVEMBER? is there really nothing must-roll until then??
Sluteyon.
So is NTRfag getting kicked from umanko or what
>>565450059Maru Speed if you already have MLB finemo and are a frontfag
https://x.com/i/status/2050164892230123655
is the indo antijp tranny being banned for uma&co yet
>>565450059It’s in July
>>565449853God I get so horny when my club poaches players from other clubs. Best time of the month.
Rickers not welcome
>get horny for goldship>get horny for goldship with slightly masculine features>get horny for goldship with a dick>just shot ropes for fanart of rule 63 goldshipwhen does it end.
>>565450129Do i really should care about Maru Speed if i already have MLB Mayano and Kitasan?
>>565450059Are you sure you aren't mixing it up for Ramonu? That should be around November.
>>565450098Pokke and Cafe are so lucky...
>>565450098Only for me, thoughever
>>565450328>>565450182oops, I was looking at the rerun. tee-hee!
so cu cked
>>565450376Pokke is even luckier
>>565450328Mares shouldn't be tops.
>Super Creek finally gives me Swinging Meastro at the last second before finals on a Ace runNot the most calmest run I've had
>>565450447*rapes you*
>>565450289You might actually genuinely be gay
>>565450447I want Tosen Jordan to take my order whlie I take Helios on a date.
>>565450621i am, but that's besides the point
>>565450050this feels like a trap but I'm taking itRICKEYYYYYYYYYYYY
why do people run creek instead of rice in MANT? wouldn't it be better to click double power rainbows in summer since it gives you stamina also?
when's the next card for lates?I haven't rolled shit in a while
>>565450289>rule 63
>>565450289I'm afraid it's been... 9 years... also you're insanely gay!
>>565450664I mean why are you shocked then
>>565450781We want guts
>>565449319Jack DohertyOr was it Matt Doherty I forgor
>>565450050>>565450748What's her appeal? Like what does she do other than feng shui
>>565450885isn't jack doherty that piece of shit zoomer streamer
>>565450937She fucks kids.
>>565450937All rickeyfags are into netorase
>>565450781I'm already getting 1100-1200 powet with just sparks and speed training alone bwo, I need guts more
>>565450289Does irl dick do it for you yet?Seems like the next step for you
>>565450781Rice only has 5RB.
>>565450781Creek gives Swinging Maestro and has more race bonus though. Her starting bond is also higher iirc, which can be important in Make A New MANTblazer.
>>565451060the difference between 45 and 50 RB is not that much>>565451086rice gives maestro, that's why I mentioned it
>>565451134retard
>>565450789Ramonu lolLates dont get any specialised cards for a while. The next late specific card with longevity is probably Cafe wit but thats only for longs so most will probably just borrow it. Flash and Pokke speed both get replaced relatively quickly.
>>565449319Bono
>>565450937she is sex
>>565451134wait until you discover how rounding works
>>565451134>the difference between 45 and 50 RB is not that much
Your Uma isn't an earlet right?
>>565449185>favorite uma is 10% stamina 20% gutsholy fucking based
You should roll for Ines Fujin!
>rolled to one spark on CB>got LB1>72k carats left>can't roll another spark because I need to save my sparks for Yukino Bijin and Summer Gold Shipthe monetization in this game is so nigged up, if you aren't dropping thousands of dollars you have to skip 95% of fucking banners
>>565450789Biko or Brian Power
>>565451134rice is better but people here will deny it because they spent all their crystals on creek
>>565451178>>565451269>>565451270>puts your stats gained from RB into guts
>>565451292We don't like donkeys here
Cute Journey
>>565451292Earlet umas are for big dick torainas
>>565451383Did you know RB also affects sp gain too
>>565450789late specific card that's actually worth pulling for? all the way over here
>ate outside along with my siblings and his friends>one saw me browsing kuroba while on phone>asked me what is it>answered "it's just a forum site">"what's a forum?"The fuck am I supposed to answer. I couldn't find a good answer so I just said it's like reddit but more compat
>>565451350Uma musume is whale game
I don't have MLB Creek or Rice, so I can't participate in any CM over 2000 meters.>just borrowI don't have MLB Fine Motion either.
>>565451640Just say it's reddit and move on.
I'm sick of Gold family shilling
>>565451338Oh I didn't even realize Rice had that too. No it's not Rice, though she is very cute.
>>565451350which is fine because 95% of banners are marginal increases, hyper niche, or bad
>>565451747You don’t need FineMo.
>>565451640>The fuck am I supposed to answer.How old are you, retard? "Imagine discord, but it's exclusively a website you visit in your browser. An old way to talk to people about things."
>>565451747bro just start making open league umas then
>>565451134
>>565451747Roll for MLB Mr CB bro
>have two nieces>one 6 the other 3, almost 4>3 year old is attacking the 6 year old>trying to lick her feet>giggling when she sneaks in a lick or two>6 year old yells for help>dad (otouto desu) says, "Anonnette, we do not lick our sister's feet, stop it">she stops and pouts>I feel the need to correct my brother but repress the urge, and wonder what /uma/ would do in this stituation uma musume
>>565451640>doesn't know what forum isis he a simpleton? that's an actual word that existed before the internet
>first SS rank from my sweepy forkkekw, based
>>565451789
>>565451751That's what I answered>>565451838Discord didn't even came to mind tbdes
>>565449853I see some good targets over here
>>565451878can you keep you disgusting degenerate family problems to your self? thanks
>>565451747Go back to Unity Cup and make A+ aces there.
>>565451183>>565451364>>565451617Fucking hell
>>565451941Steam community forums gwo?
>>565451789>says this while posting Mejiro Gold
>>565451836okay mr. gaslight I trust you!!!!!
image limit alert
>>565451640Wtf is kuroba?
>>565451747You don't need that.
>>565451941Discord is what zoomer would know the most, besides simple going "it's like reddit" as the other anon said.>>565452095Only Millenials/Xer use that
>>565452192get debuffed lil bro
>>565451789It's gold week and the 6 musketeers are finally out and in the game. If they continue to get shit past gold week into next year (that hasn't been announced this gold week) then cry about it
>>565451747If you're a newcutie, that's just how the game is. Wit cards are a luxury that most players who have been playing for a while can now afford. If you can't cap speed and hit stam requirements with your own 5 cards, then you have to borrow to make up for that. This was figured out in URA. if you're a cum retainer or dick puller that has been around for a while, you only have yourself to blame
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>>565451828it's not in Global, then.
>>565443687Filly sex
>>565451908what fork isn't retarded?
