Lucifer Edition>NewsPoker Night remaster released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>564896201
Wife!
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Derail pyro threads. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
*sips* ah, life of rileymmm
>>565293782Pyro is just really fucking annoying because airblast is an unfun negation mechanic, pure and simple. It's the same thing as the short circuit, and it has the added bonus of being able to effortlessly knock players around. Most TF2 players seem to live and die on this very strange notion that there's a definitive "worst" or 2nd worst" class, when in reality every class is powerful and can be super effective in the correct context. Airblast is a mechanic that can just derail games. TF2 players have this problem where they think anything that isn't literally a god gun (like the Valve Rocket Launcher) can't be problematic or offensive or overpowered.
>>565430905Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>565430518This isn't Rei!!!!!!
>>565431247Correct, it's Lucifer
gentle sex with giant feral wolves
It's finally the month of May! And you know what that means, right? It's May CTF gaming! You gotta spend at least a little bit everyday fragging out on a CTF match! It'll be a blast, trust me.
>>565433248Giant boobs are so fricking cringe, breasts in general are inferior to ass. Liposuction those milkers before you herniate your spine.Valve needs to finish Cactus Canyon it's been a dozen years.
"thanks for standing still wanker" - the only class in the game that stands still during his primary attack
>>565433248It means it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqAaJHP3GQE
>>565430518>"Start praying, boy!"Now it makes sense.>>565431128>being able to effortlessly knock players around.You can crouch if you expect him to airblast.As long as he has no height advantage and you can lure him on yourself you can deal splash damage to him.If he stand his ground, try to air juggle with rockets by circling around and aiming at his heel or bait him with a ground roll pill (a low ricochet from a nearby wall works better) to hit a direct with next one.Most fearsome a Pyro with intention of airblast would be when he has high ground or holding a doorway threshold just ahead. Even then, Demoman have sticky bombs he can charge up and Soldier can pack a Shotgun in case they have disadvantage at such positions.91% of cries about airblast and Short Circuit just comes from Soldier mains that refuse to drop their precious Strange Gunboats. That is a fact.
>>565432839uh /dlg/ would be that way sir
>>565430518Woah Hellbender x TF2 is so sick sis, thanks for making this epic OP as per usual. Just one thing, you forgot your tf2 please add it to the OP next time steam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
Did Zesty win yet?
>>565431128Airblast is perfectly balanced, the issue is that retards are too fucking lazy to understand that counters exist. Every single faggot I've ever heard complain that Pyro is OP is a troon soldier/demo/spy main who can't tolerate that the classes have counters>>565443338Zesty always wins, he mogged the TF2C devs by showing their hypocrisy and has singlehandedly changed the state of the workshop to now have more quality cosmetics and warpaints than back during the troon era of 2021 (when troons just made items to put on their resumes, they still try to do it but Valve is more careful in what they add nowadays)
full nelson lister as his useless, estrogenized penis flops around
113 months since JI and pyro's flamethrower damage is still bugged
(total chimpout)
How it feels to play sniper and heavy as my top
i’m a dwagon!>STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
>>565441889Why isn't this group in the OP?
>>565439749>Strange Gunboats
3 NIGASON CART
>>565446487At least it's not Pyro, Medic or the cuck class known as Engineer.
>>565448117You seem to skip>arbitrary 91%>"It's a fact."Found the Soldier main.
>>565435738> breasts in general are inferior to ass.You're not wrong, but I won't say no to a pair of giant milkers
immoral people main the following>scout>sniper>spyboring people main the following>soldier>pyro>demomanmoral people main the following>heavy>engineer>medicI hope you’re not a boring or immoral person, anon.
>>565430905>Derail pyro threads.Like this general?
>>565433248>>565449496these tumors look infecteddo you think it’s cancer?
>>565449553The immoral classes are my 3 most played ones.
>>565449553>Maining a classHow about I play all 9
>>565450403everyone objectively mains a class, dumbass, it came free with the concept of which class you play the most
>>565451112Trukey, that fag just wants to be le special
mvm update2 more weeks
Mainlets seething at the idea of playing a different class lol!
>>565451386Stop making this post.
>>565451451Tell him sister >>565451693Don't tell her what to do.
>>565451451post your hours on each class. i guarantee you that one class has more hours than the rest
I'm fat and balding so I thought it was a good idea to main engineer
>>565431128>yeets your demoknight ass into the death pit
>>565451386aussies status?
roaming heavy with a slow minigun (bb & n) is a lot of fun if you aren’t bad
>>565452110100% real leaked email circulating around>Eric.Smith@valvesoftware.com>Monday at 3:37 AM>To: me>Yuppies there will be aussies, the following weapons will have an aussie version: pistol, gas passer, shotgun, wrangler, diamondback and huntsman >if you got any further questions go ahead and ask
So where's that Emporium spytech update
>>565453358>pistol, gas passer, huntsman and shotgunnice>still no aussie original
>>565431128soldier players are so fucking retarded because if they think about how they fire their rockets for even a moment or just equip the shotgun then soldier absolutely shits on pyro, but because they refuse to do anything but equip the gunboats and shut their brain off they think pyro hard counters them
>>565416523Yes120 will be the maximum ramp-up at close range1 in the mag before reloading, yesIt will however be as quiet as the YER
>>565443338Misty x Zesty podcast when? As his biggest fan you'd know how to mesh with him!!
>>565430518this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>565450403based
>>565454069Zesty singlehandedly destroyed it by publishing the leak and now they can't go through with the Söytech update (probably).
>"i don't have a main i play all the classes" niggas trying to hide their playtime so you can't see which class is in the top spot
if you have ~200 hours on all classes but have ~201 on scout, that doesn't mean you main scout lol
>>565457017In Runescape there's a concept called being a "pure" where you only level one or two skills (usually strength and attack) and mostly ignore defense. However, you can still level up defense and remain a "pure" as long as it's lower. That's basically the same thing as being a "main" in TF2, you can still main a class if you play other classes less. Pretty much everyone mains one or several classes.
>>565454069>Unlike Tropic Crisis and Offshore, this update is entirely closed off to the public, you need to be invited by a member if you want to contributeHonestly don't know what they were thinking with this one, it's like they want to repeat what happened with Invasion. Did they get upset that Eric chose more items from randos than their own?
my playtime:scout - 1,000.00 hourssoldier - 1,000.00 hourspyro - 1,000.00 hoursdemoman - 1,000.00 hoursheavy - 1,000.00 hoursengineer - 1,000.00 hoursmedic - 1,000.00 hourssniper - 1,000.00 hoursspy - 1,000.00 hours
>>565459881you've played 9 hours of tf2?
>>565459289this seems like a pretty arbitrary distinction to apply willy-nilly to everyone as a whole. comp players clearly have mains because they are purposefully choosing to only gitgud at one or two classes for their matches. your average normoid is probably going to try everyone out and then gravitate towards like 1-4 or more due to personal preference. i think it's erroneous to consider that "having a main" for the average joe. it they were playing pokemon and had like 2 grass types, a normal, and a dragon in their roster, they're not all of a sudden a grass type main
>>565430518Imagine her gibs.
>>565456604what is even on those screens he's trying so desperately to conceal>>565457017agreed. nobody has that split of hours though unless you're a new install. post your hours. you have one class that leads the rest by a noticeable margin
>>565430518Imagine her gibus.
>>565461663They're photos taken by the park of you during a rollercoaster ride. They charge you an exorbitant price for the pictures, and that chud is taking his job way too seriously, trying to prevent the guy from filming the screens and thus getting the pictures "for free".The concept still applies even if the hours are not equal, I think they refer to it as an analogy.
I just realized how dead tf2 is after going through my screenshots and looking up people I've played with and seeing that 99% of them dropped the game, even people with >5k hours in the game, some of them stopped playing last month, some of them a few years ago, those are truly the end times
>>565464268i still get fresh installs on my team every game so it's gaining players about as fast as it's losing them
>>565464268maybe their profiles are just set to appear offline
>>565464709Of course there are still new players, I just doubt they'll stick around.>>565464849No I mean they still play video games, they just don't play TF2, and a lot of them sold off their inventory
>>565456604Engineer is on the top with a good lead because of what the class is.
alright tf2g, I'm thinking of doing some trading so i can get my first unusual. where do i start? I've seen vids where people pretty much double the amount they invested in. ty. I have about 10 keys to start from.
>>565459941you haven’t?
>>565466315don't, the market is dead and full of scammers. those videos are highly edited and cherrypicked, and usually just serve as advertisements for trading sites which the uploader is paid to shill
https://youtu.be/YvJ5BxbdfBI?t=1544>Zesty thinks the majority of TF2 discussion on the internet comes from people who don't play TF2Is blud cappin rn or is this true? I don't think a single reddit post is a good source of statistics.
Psychoanalyze me.
>>565468664your enjoyment from this game only comes from undeserved kills
>>565468664you chase dopamine over teamworkyou’re a fundamentally selfish person and everyone you know personally thinks so as well
>>565468793Soldier isn't at the top, though.
>>565467971he's absolutely right. Most people just consume tf2 content, which includes boomers complaining about it or voicing their opinions about it, even if they don't play it.
Man Who Thinks Sniper Is Balanced Plays Uncletopia For The First Time (0:46)
>>565468793sniper is literally her lowest class>>565468947engineer is literally her highest class
>>565467971This isn't exclusive to TF2, a lot of "fans" are invested in games they've never even played, they just watch essay videos and get invested or their favorite streamer plays it for themFor TF2 a lot of people just like the silly characters they see in animations or memes
join konata14/24steel
>>565467971>tf2 trailers by valve and community videos getting millions of views even before this game was beaten to death ten times over>"golly jeez that video was so amazing!>"huh what? actually play the game? no no no i would never ever do that">"time to argue with people that actually play the game because my favorite tuber said nothings wrong!"
>>565433248paizuri with may>>565435738literal faggot
this scares faggots
>>565470962trvke
>>565435738>>565449496I find the defendants based on all counts
The only May this month should be dedicated to is Rick May.
>>565472871need tf2 soldier dressed as pokemon may and vice versa
>>565470962no, the mask didn't come off so fags like this
>>565435738>Giant boobs are so fricking cringeSpeak for yourself, pedofag.
>>565472871I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY NAMED A MONTH AFTER RICK MAY
>>565469947>vanilla server>garbage meme modes like passtime are in the rotation
>>565469947Posting an image like that isn't going to make people want to join your server.
>>565467971huge_earthbound_fan_excited_to_play_it_for_the_first_time.jpg
I joined Konata the other day, I don't think anyone found out who I was, I was one of the cool guys who didn't have an anime girl as my profile pic.
>>565474619I love Earthbound!
>>565467971my wife watches an unholy amount of tf2 videos but has literally never played. we can talk for hours about weapons and balance but she has no interest in actually playing the game. i dont even watch tf2 youtubers i just play the game and in fact i think the jewtuber blowhards here are annoying faggots and i miss the days before jewtube shilling took over the thread.
>>565474804I'm not trans so I don't be joining
>>565474840holy fuck can i date your wife
>>565475070You don't have to, I also saw some very degenerate sprays in there too.
>>565475084she is old enough to be your mother
>>565475290i am 35
>>565475359she is old enough to be your mother, I am old enough to be your granddad
>>565475571i do not believe there are 75 year olds playing tf2 and browsing 4chan
We got Zepheniah Mann ovah 'ere!
>>565474840>I love to watch but I would never ever get into the action for myselfcuck mentality, or cuckquean mentality in her case, I suppose
>>565475926cuckqueans are based
ALL of heavy’s miniguns are fun to use!Heavy is an inherently FUN class to play!
This is what TF2 needs
>>565476232...on opposite day
>>565476765truth nuke
>>565476765ultra nvke
>>565476765On opposite day.
>>565476765Bit generic.
>>565431163this but also shupos yordles olivias and bunnies
>>565476765manchildren will look at this and go ZOMG! TIME TO WASTE MONEY ON THIS!
>>565481992but i can, and i do, jerk off to it for free
new lore drophttps://youtu.be/T1MgmsBwT0s
>>565481992correct, but I don't spend money on it tho
>>565481992unironically cattle desu
>>565483689baby making sex with Tristana
>>565483689>>565483943this but also lulu
>>565484265>>565483943very true sisters!
where's the em-vee-em update
>>565484961it’ll come when 100 people play 100 consecutive hours of tf classic (get $5 ready)
>990and he's right for thinking soif you're taking so much dmg that you need the banana's lower cooldown to keep yourself topped up, you're out of position
my Scattergun just reached Hale's tier
Goldilocks tried the Scottish Resistance and it had too muchGoldilocks tried the Quickiebomb Launcher and it had too littleGoldilocks tried the Stickybomb Launcher and it was just rightGoldilocks is godlike 20, gg
>>565485431more like godlikeliocks
>>5654849612 more weeks
>>565484961Can't you read? August 27th with a second part right before Halloween, DUH
>>565485326waow sis, did you show your dad? That's a cool achievement in tf2!
How It FEELS To Topscore On Konatahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSVCrhuKRYU
a giant pyro trudging through the map, stomping on some players and buttcrushing others
^ team fetish 2
more like team based 2
>>565490682very true sis LOL
Tea for 2
Quickiebomb rebalance suggestion>6 chambered bombs (increased from 4)>4 active bombs at once (decreased from 8)>20%+ faster reloadIs this fair and balanced?
I have decided to remove scout's face.Please do not freak out.
>>565492434
>>565492389quickiebomb is perfectly fine as a sidegradescottish resistance needs and deserves the reload speed more
This is what TF2 really needs
>>565494458My weakness of obscenely large butts…
>>565494458I need that too
>>565494458this would literally save tf2
>>565494458these shupos need gym correction!!
>>565494458
>>565493843>scottish resistance needs and deserves the reload speed moremy man
Hello lads, as you may know, /tf2g/ has a team in the /vg/ League, a memeball tournament where /vg/ generals play football (soccer) against each other. The actual tournament is in June, but I wanted to ask if you guys wanted to see our team take another shot at the title.Last time, in December, the team pulled off its best performance ever and went from the qualifiers all the way to 6th place.
>>565497496Pic related is our current roster of players, if you have any suggestions for additions, removals or changes in mind let me know
>>565497702remove b4nny, old and bustedreplace him with zestyjesus, new hotness
>>565497702there so be a no youtuber/tripfag/eceleb rule, even if it means losing b4nny it would be worth the sacrifice to avoid there ever being anyone else, and maybe spur the general into talking about literally anything but jewtubers
>>565498195I don't think we need to sacrifice b4nny for that, especially after carrying the team a lot during our run last time. Every time anyone has suggested an eceleb or similar player other people have shot that suggestion down right away
>>565498195b4nny gets a grandfather clause in honor of the boomer from earlier, no more ecelebs from here out
>>565497818>>565498195>>565497702b4nny is thread culture more than anything, not really an eceleb because people don't talk about his content just him as a meme like figureI say he stays
what about yomps
what about yordles
>>565502804he's in b4nny's belly
what about shupos?
>>565502741>b4nny is thread culture more than anything, not really an eceleb because people don't talk about his content just him as a meme like figurethat's like the definition of an eceleb
can we have yordles and shupos in our team or are they forever locked in their respective generals
>>565504841if they're added they should be wearing the paper spy masks
>>565504841We already have one of those
>>565497496>>565497702yeah I also want Pottis to be a silver but that might be out of the question
remove gachashit pl0x
>the wild and silly launcher>the reserve shotawhat did valve mean by this
>>565505516I'm not entirely opposed to it, and we're only allowed one gold right now, anyway
>>565507940Random Crits has been a better player. I say he should be the gold.
would reverting the shitberty launcher back to its original stats of -1 mag size, +20% projectile speed be an objectively good change? I think so
Okay, I did it: sniper is no longer in the game. Don’t believe me? Boot up your game, he’s gone.
>>565497702we want oppailivia
>>565505749This goes against what the girls like here, so no.
If you could rank all nine classes for interesting to watch to uninteresting watch what would you're list be?
>>565510831YES
>>565510831why is yoshi so excited to see olivia
>>565511731medic as the most uninteresting, only being beaten by any class being pocketed by one
>>565511731assuming that 1 is most interesting and 9 is least interesting1. spy2. medic3. scout4. soldier5. demoman6. pyro7. heavy8. sniper9. engineer
>>565511731most to leastscout, soldier, demoman, sniper, spy, heavy, pyro, engineer, medic>>565513973>medic 2do you also think watching people vacuum floors is exciting
>>5655117310. Syringe Gun Medic1. GunSpy2. Pyro3. Heavy4. Engi5. Demo6. Soldier7. Scout8. Medic9. Sniper>>565513957>any class being pocketed by oneThis. Whenever I deign to watch a gameplay video or a tips & tricks video, if the uploader is being pocketed, I view it as carte blanche to immediately disregard whatever they might be saying.
Where's the heavy update...
>>565517828First of all, I kneel; second, not soon enough, friend.
>>565485326baby making sex with poppy, tristana, vex, and lulu>>565494458baby making sex with shupos
matescow mangler or stock?
>>565530318stock if you have a kritzkrieg medic pocketing you or there's a sentry that your team can't seem to deal with otherwise cowmangler
>>565530318stock because my natural masculine musk attracts kritzkrieg medics (and you literally never run out of ammo on stock anyway (and the right click on mangler never does anything))
>>565530318neitherblack box is the way
good night ~
allow the "kills while explosive jumping" strange part to be attached to the axtinguisher and have it count whenever you're detonator jumping
I was an "all classer" before it was cool, for the record.
>>565530318always stockcow mangler is for like, zombie mode or vs hale
>"I don't have a main">has thousands of hours on Sniper Okay.
>>565530318cow mangler is a memealso egg making sex with deoxys
pyro's movement speed should be buffed to 103%if demoknight manages to be a meme/gimmick with 103% movement speed and 200 health then pyro likely wouldn't become problematic with the same speed and 25 less health>b-but demoknight is melee only!!the flamethrower is useless outside of melee range too
Bring back the first nine hats!
>>565539146It's weird how they did that retiring gimmick for the first 9 and then abandoned the idea, making the whole thing feel like they just killed the first 9 for no reason
>>565539782it was a experiment to see how the market reactedtf2 is the testing ground for videogame monetization
>>565539996I realize that, it just sucks being a guinea pig experimented on and then left by the side of the road I guess
>>565530318Cow mangler just to score funny kill on sniper
>>565447647My cute autistic wife
>>565538915powerjack
>>565541359the fact that it's used by 99% of pyro players is proof that he needs more speed
>>565541479no it's notit's used by 99% of pyro players because pyro's melee is functionally useless due to the flamethrower, so the melee slot becomes a utility sloteven with 3% more speed, everyone would still use the powerjack since its the best utility
>>565541665the homewrecker, axtinguisher, and back scratcher are all good the only reason they don't see much use is because pyro is unplayable at base movement speed
>>565542050the homewrecker is useless if your engi isn't a f2pthe axtinguisher is hot garbage ever since they nerfed it + it became even worse after the afterburn changes made to the flamethrowerthe back scratcher is merely ok, but almost always detrimental if you have a medic on your team. its main use case is in medieval modepowerjack mops the floor with all of them easily because extra movespeed is universally good. pyro does not need more base movespeed. if anything, pyro should move slower and have 25 more hp so that he can't outrun the 2nd fastest class in the game
some "people" don't like the cow mangler coz MUH NOT STOCK. its the best weapon to be an ass and to spam chokes with the charged fire. literally run any banner with it to be a nuisance to the enemy team. it's literally that simple.
>>565451386>>565452110>>565454282>>565494458>>565532076behave
>>565467893Brings back memories of being 14 and haggling with dudes on trade servers when the trade sites weren’t yet the norm.
>>565544020>being 13-15 and scanning servers for promo items and unusuals on low hour peopletake me back
>>565543771sex with the MILF shupo
>https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270037ÃœBERFEST Trophy Design CompetitionKritzKast are looking for those with creative juices to spare, maybe even some artistic flare, or at the very least a friend or two who knows it's the sharp end of the pencil that goes down. This is absolutely the least effort you'll ever have to put into a creative endeavour to win big. Actually, technically to win very small, but still to win awesomely.A fancy French cosplay studio (whose work you may have seen in certain "meet the real" videos) has volunteered to create the best esport trophy Team Fortress 2 has ever seen, for ÃœBERFEST 2026! But KritzKast are notoriously work-shy, so to reach this trophy's full potential they need your ideas for what it should actually look like.The winning idea will be made real, put on display during the LAN, and then awarded to the winning esport team! If it's your idea that's chosen, you and your team will each receive a one-of-a-kind handmade miniature replica of the trophy! There will also be plenty of Lo-Fi Longwave hats up for grabs!The competition runs until the end of May!
>>565544020I miss being able to trade with a few button pressesI miss tradeable dota itemsI even kind of miss the chink scammers who'd aggressively try to give me untradeable items for my good ones
>>565548016Most TF2 players have this very naive and childish idea that something isn't overpowered if it isn't good in literally every single scenario.
e-celebs like Dane and johntohil really need to be hanged for their "binary" views on sidegrades. everytime they make a "class weapons tierlist" type video their views can pretty much be boiled down to "THIS weapon does THIS yes, BUT STOCK is KING because GENERALIST"I hate this kind of thinking because it doesn't really account for the randomness of the game or the incompetence of your teammates. all the scenarios they bring up are ideal and cherry picked to suit their views. An argument most e celebs have been parroting is the powerjack being an objectively better weapon than the homewrecker. The homewrecker and neon annihilator are 2 really underrated weapons shilled to be despised because "muh, youtuber-said-so". Some of these opinions come from fags who don't even main the class at all/ This is true for especially Dane, guy literally said "dear pybros, we don't need you to babysit us". Does this twitturd really think that the average engineer would win against a spy by their own? especially if they are running stock?I swear to god sometimes all these youtubers want to do is "prove" how better they are at the game. I really hope these faggots die.
>>565548589>all these youtubers want to do is "prove" how better they are at the gamewait, wasn't this the general consensus? This isn't something new
>>565548589>This is true for especially Dane, guy literally said "dear pybros, we don't need you to babysit us"Dane just dislikes the idea of cooperation with Engineer for some reason, he even stated that it should be impossible for Engineer to repair another Engineer's buildings. It's dumb to dislike cooperative gameplay but the Homewrecker is also dumb, it should be an anti-sentry weapon not a pro-sentry weapon.
>>565550838>he even stated that it should be impossible for Engineer to repair another Engineer's buildings.This is so dumb, I need proof.
the list of "gets owned on spy, switches to sniper" list gets bigger every day
>>565552201https://youtu.be/KDICaSDMjXY?t=121>I suggest Valve make it so Engineers can't interact with each other's buildings>I am suggesting the removal of cooperative Engineering entirelyI don't know if this is his current opinion but it's still really fricking dumb, there are better ways to make the sentry gun less good at area denial.
>>565554726>cooperative Engineeringofc he doesn't like it. his gf back then was cooperating with both him and the mexcian mario cosplayer kek
Pyro should be killing spies, he's just a worse heavy and a worse scout otherwise
>>565554726>class limits (like ow later got)>make engi unable to team work (like torbjorn in ow)>make him less defensive and give him support tools like lucios healing ("healing on par with medic") and speedboost in retrospect, the damage overwatch inspired suggestions could have done was far more than we got
>>565548589>"binary" views on sidegradesSame thing can be said for any Youtuber. But haven't Dane made videos about sidegrades and discussed upsides of them in a very lengthy manner with other youtubers?https://youtu.be/YPHL_xspWZc?t=1578>The homewrecker and neon annihilator are 2 really underrated weapons shilled to be despisedDoesn't sound right. Especially when Homewrecker is a despised weapon not because it's underrated but it's infuriatingly overpowered against stock sapper and that's obvious.If they thought opposite be the case, I'd like to hear it myself. Both of those are staple of a Pybro and actively meant to be used unlike Powerjack where you swap out after a jump.At the other hand Neon somewhat deserve its bad reputation. Not because it's a bad weapon per se, but because people handle it wrong.Whenever they equip it, they do it with Gas Passer then they find out that it sucks at sustaining it unless there's a body of water or someone else tosses Milk or Jarate for you.Honestly Pybro melees do better with a plain shotgun or a flaregun.>>565550838>it should be an anti-sentry weapon not a pro-sentry weapon.It's both. >>565556227Pyro is a jack-of-all-trades and master-of-none:>stops Scouts at flanks or halt their movement by presenting resistanceSo can Soldier or even Medic to a degree but they're better at destroying sentries ahead.>bursts Heavy and Demo both, can weaken them even if they get past himApplies to each other but either can excel at holding a defense line rather than mettle each other.>guards Sentry nest and do Spy checksAlso Sniper or even Heavy can pull that but again, they perform better if they don't get interrupted with babysitting.There are many more but you get the idea. Pyro puts himself out there so others don't have to break their flow and reduces the pressure on the objective.
Having 3 medics, 3 demomen, and 3 engineers is comp lite
>>565557271>Pyro is a jack-of-all-tradesstrongly disagree, that would be soldier. good mobility, decent health pool, good weapons, very versatile class that suits any game-mode.Soldier can shit out damage but not as good as a demo.Soldier has good mobility but not as good as a scout.Soldier has a decent health pool but as good as heavy.see where I'm getting at? Soldier is a jack-of-all-trades class but NOT master-of-none. that would be the pyro.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3717723939>Zesty calls the recent summer updates "theme park updates" as criticism of the Emporium choosing each year's theme>Emporium goes and makes an actual theme park mapCan't make this shit up
>>565559889>Emporium-made>11 contributors for one map>Obligatory OC announcer>Wacky setting>Custom vscript game modeYup, another awesomesauce map destined to be played for only 2 weeks before being thrown in the Misc trash bin!Eric, ADD THIS! The Emporium NEEDS this to pay their rent!
>>565559889>the most fun you can find In the heart of Atlantic CityHe's gonna get his piece of casual, one way or another
>>565559889>tug of payloadYAAAAAAWN
>>565560721When is Valve going to remove all the bloat maps that nobody plays?The only good newish map is pl_pier
>>565560958when hl3 comes out
>>565559889We already have Boardwalk and Laughter, do we really need another map with a carnival theme? I think an amusement park map could work but not if it's yet another wooden beachside carnival.
Before removing maps, can we add the ones that are missing? Bagel is one of the most played maps in the game yet cannot be played on casual servers despite cauldron being in for halloween. Don't even get me started on how robbed I still feel about pic rel.
>>565560958>The only good newish map is pl_pierWhich is funny because while it was added fairly recently, it's actually an old map from 2011
>>565562175unfortunately the original version is the ugliest of the three
>>565559889Woaw! If you ignore the fact that Broadwalk, Laughter, Pier, Carnival of Carnage, Freaky Fair, and Circus exist, then this is a very new idea for TF2
>>565560721>11 contributors for one mapHmm, let's see what they're credited for>Bird Poop Expert>Promo>Poster>Marketing>Gifs
>do the funny nucleus sentry exploit>my team already losing >plop down a lvl 1 and rancho relaxo>half the enemy team is confused >the other half ignore>our team still loses >chud kicks me with no complains from Enemy teamHow the fortress hads fallen. the trannies ruined the game.
>>565560721>11 contributors for one maphey aint that good? as in the cuts they get will be less?
>>565559889Hey, it's the Deadlock guy!
>>565559889e-celeb references...
>>565563258sex with the cosmic cola girl
>>565548589The powerjack simply is objectively better than the homewrecker unless you’re using it against buildings (lol) or theres a sapper on a sentry with no engie around to fix it. These scenarios are few and hyper specific, so i dont really think its unfair to say that one is objectively better than the other
>>565560721valve's fault for not enforcing any type of control over the workshop
Embargo bros keep winning.
>>565563939It's "Weasel" in the latest version
not so subtle references to another bunch of e-celebs?>health code violationkek if true
>>565563258>>565563964i can't help but see it as a paint over of scouts face
Is that... A TF2 level set in an amusement park... and a custom announcer...? BOYCOTT!! BOYCOTT THIS FILTH NOW!! EMAIL ERIC AND TELL THEM TO BLACKLIST THESE EVIL PEOPLE ONCE AND FOR ALL!! THEY'RE TRANS AND LATINX AND THEY'RE A MAFIA AND THEY'RE MANIPULATING THE SYSTEM BY WORKING TOGETHER. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I DON'T HAVE A CREATIVE BONE IN MY BODY AND I'M JELOUS. THEY HATE THE FUCKING GAME BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY A THEME PARK AND THEY'RE LAUGHING!!!!!!!
Emporium hours
NeoDement...
>>565567814tl;dr
>>565567814seething
Adding Phoneyland to TF2 will ensure the Emporium can continue saving lives and prevent panic attacks
>>565568818>PhoneylandThe name "Phoney Island" was right there and they still fucked up.
>>565568991Oh no...tell the children the Emporium won't be able to save them...the panic attacks WILL come
where is the fucking mvm update
>>565567814you accidentally clicked on some eceleb file instead of the gigafly file
>>565570546coming
>>565570709I said this last night
Kong King is one of my favorite maps stylistically. I wish we got more Hong Kong-themed maps.
>>565542465the homewrecker is unironically probably pyros best option for dealing with sentries and boiling down the spy v engie matchup to "duhh only f2p engies get sapped!!" tells me you don't play either of those classesthe axtinguisher will one shot medics and even demos. it's a good source of burst damage that's desperately needed if you're not using the flare gun or a shotgun, and the speedboost makes you faster than a scout making it good for both escaping and being more aggressivethe back scratcher is a direct upgrade in certain situations, and even if you do have a medic the crossbow completely bypasses the healing reductionthe reason the powerjack is universally good is again because pyro desperately needs more movement speed
>>565576017the backscratcher is a direct upgrade if your team composition is fucking horrible everytime i equip it I feel the downsides heavily
>>565565376>lot's instead of lots
>>565576017>boiling down the spy v engie matchup to "duhh only f2p engies get sapped!!" tells me you don't play either of those classesFUCKING FINALLY, Someone gets it! What all these e celebs have been doing is putting 2 classes in an isolated ring and hypothesizing who comes out on top. Which is simply not the case in an actual game. More people really need to play the game and not overanalyze the most random game to ever exist which is tf2
>>565557271>Pyro is a jack-of-all-trades and master-of-noneYes but a failed attempt at one. The full saying is "A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one" yet Pyro is easily the second worst class in the game.>>565576849It's a casual game with no class limits, there's really no guarantee you'll get an Engie or a MedicEven if you do get an Engie, it's a coinflip whether or not he'll put his dispenser somewhere his team can use itEven if you do get a Medic, many of them have an aversion to healing Pyros unless you're using the Phlog
Join konata chat! we are playing mvm!
>>565578475>failed pyro was never designed to be a "good" class. Why can't you accept that? bring up how medic's ubercharge and medigun is the most powerful weapon in the game and no one bats as eye... say pyro is a bad class and everyone calls you a tranny.
>>565559889the worksloppers made this terrible map as DIRECT reference to zesty's girlfriend being taken to an amusement park by her ex without zesty... wow...
has anyone ever made the poster from good luck chuck but with uncle dane instead of dane cook and called it good luck cuckhere i made a quick mock up
>your eceleb is a cuck!!>no YOUR eceleb is a cuck!!!you niggas need to get a job
>>565580432Easy Dane, easy. We get it, TF2 "is your job", you're justified being here on a Saturday morning. It's just bants, go easy.
how does engineer know when his building are being sapped even when he’s not looking at them?
>>565581263high IQ
>>565581263His PDA sends out a signal and does that beeping sound
>>565581263his vision is augmented
>>565581263notification on his iphone
>>565581263your phone will alert you if the usb hole is moist, probably something similar with sappers but remotely in his pda
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Blastphomet
>>565581263
remember the krampus?
>>565581848>>565582310samefag?
Hey boys it's a bull
>>565582556just trying to get your goat
>>565548589>Does this twitturd really think that the average engineer would win against a spy by their own?...Do you think the engi wouldn't? The odds are stacked in the engi's favor
join konatasaturday fragging 8/24
>>565579206pyro was made for disabled people or people with shitty computers or internet. playing his outside of these scenarios effectively means you’re binding yourself to a wheelchair with perfectly functioning legs pyro mains are those people that self diagnose as a cripple online
>>565580789nta but he's right, talking about celebs is fag + low iq golem behavior
anyone remember when Tyler was doing his cut content series and his crew of trannies restored the cut mvm weapons but Tyler was too stupid and manic to realize they were for mvm so he had them added as custom weapons in his shitty servers and told creators.tf to increase bot traffic on casual servers to divert more human traffic to his shitty servers
>>565586436discontinue the lithium
It must be your skin, I'm sinking in.
>>565576017>the homewrecker is unironically probably pyros best option for dealing with sentrieslol, no. even with uber, pyro struggles to get close enough to sentries to actually hit them with the homewrecker due to the insane knockback. even then, he's only hitting one thing at a time. if he uses the flamethrower, he can hit multiple buildings at a time plus the engineer trying to repair them. the dragon's fury is infinitely better at destroying buildings because it has the range advantage, while having an extremely similar time to kill. idk what your babble is trying to imply about the spy vs engi matchup, considering engi has no trouble dealing with a spy sapping his stuff, but it's clear you're projecting about playing neither class>the axtinguisher will one shot medics and even demos. it's a good source of burst damagelollmao>backscratcherthat requires the medic to completely stop what he's doing and focus on filling you with 2-3+ needles instead of absentmindedly healing you like everyone else, not even mentioning overhealing you (something pyro benefits from more than other classes)you are wrong lil bro, it's ok to take the L. the powerjack is good because it offers the best universal utility. if pyro got 3% movement speed, everyone would still use the powerjack. pyro does not need more base movement speed
>>565587090lay off the weed too
>>565559889This just looks like boardwalk but shittier
>>565591145dingdingding
New australium weapons are 99% sure to come, but do you think they'll make a new golden weapon? I.e. like the pan, global announcement etc
>>565592464>do you think they'll make a new golden weapon? I.e. like the pan, global announcement etcfuck no, that period of tf2's lifespan has long since passed. even the golden pan was pushing the envelope
>>565592464>99% sure to comereally? did workshop creators get an email from Eric asking fixes for their submitted aussies?
then what's the point of an official MvM update if there's no new rewards
c’mon, we all know what the new australiums will bescout - cleaversoldier - market gardenerpyro - flare gundemoman - one of the shields (to match the eyelander)heavy - fists of steelengineer - gunslingermedic - crossbowsniper - machinaspy - sapper
>>565593993>spy - sapperonly if it turns the gibs into gold
>>565593993>australium crossover weapon
You're familiar with Odin, famous demoknight player? Well I need a way to harness his power, and I think I've found a way
anyone got the image macro of "I have done nothing but fap to fempyro daily" or along those lines? I need it for reasons.
>>565593726i know, but the current dev team thinks a content update is nothing more than community-made maps with novel vscript gimmicks
Does the Reserve Shooter actually have an unlisted holster speed bonus? This section of the wiki says so, as does the Tough Break update page, but the Reserve Shooters wikipedia page and item card make no mention of it, and I can't find any instance online of someone acknowledging it
>>565550838>>565556742sexo
Zesty call-in stream is starting soon, let's see who's gonna sperg out / crash out at the Z-manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpVaxCvatoI
You're familiar with Fempyro, one of TF2's 9 classes? Well I need a way to have sex with her without my waifu knowing, and I think I've found a way
>>565596761this seems like a terrible idea, like that overlord lettuce interview where he was grunting and growling at zesty
>>565599079qrd on the overlord lettuce interview?
>>565599079That was kino tho>>565599771The Emporium saved the life of a fan of King Leopold II of Belgium
>>565599771OL is/was a tertiary member of the emporium zesty interviewed who had a bunch of minor meltdowns during said interview. they mainly discussed whether the "tran s. wright" door in christmas turbine was appropriate for like an hour or two, talking in circles. lettuce infamously growled during the interview while frustrated multiple times, and had something of a minor meltdown where he stated "the emporium saved my life!!"it's worth a watch/listen imo, if only to see how those people really think when confronted with a logical opposing viewpoint
>>565599771The Emporium thought that if they gave the guy targeting them an interview it would help clear the air / dispel what Zesty was saying about them. Unfortunately, they sent an unstable autist who had a meltdown during the interview and started screaming that the Emporium saved his life and growling when Zesty told him to shut up
>>565602794>>565603508I think I got the video but it's like 3 hours long, I don't know where the thing starts
>>565604218https://youtu.be/fqpj1DBaxjM?t=4487 - 1:14:46
>>565595467Valve didn't play their own game and wrote fuck tons of wrong info in the patch note.
>>565604667the human right to have a door in tf2 lmao
>make the dragon's fury's centerpunch mechanic check for contact with the collision hull like every other projectile instead of contact with the player model>remove the "-50% repressurization rate on alt-fire" and add "reflected projectiles do not mini-crit"fixed it
>>565606282Also revert the -25% smaller projectile nerf
>>565606398personally i don't think that matters because if you're not getting the bonus damage you're only dealing like 55 dps anyways so there's not much of a difference between that and completely whiffing
>>565606282Dragon Fury already contacts with collision hull.The way centerpunch mechanic works is that the projectile has to contact with the "touhou hitbox" or one pixel center collision hull to get bonus damage.
>>565606282>>make the dragon's fury's centerpunch mechanic check for contact with the collision hull like every other projectile instead of contact with the player modelhuh?
>hey there was this guy who I played many different games with >he was a nice fellow I wonder how he is doing>skim through friends list>last seen 7 years ago
>caller on Zesty stream can't handle the people on community serversI want to laugh at him but I honestly agree. The people on the furry pound are completely unpalatable
^ fag cant go 1 day without talking about celebs holy
>>565609020I thought you said unplapable for a moment there
ecelebs won in the marketplace of ideasyou wouldn't have to complain about them if they didn't
>>565611032lies, that girl is very plappable
>>565611051low iqs celeb worshipers tend to be the majority this is not the own you think it is lmao
>565610461(You're) the fag who can't go one day without seething about Gigachadsty who hates being reminded of his inferiority to him
>>565592464I can't think of a possible golden weapon that would do justice to the concept while not already having an Australium version. All I can imagine is a Golden Gunslinger and that would be lame unless you're an Engifag
Which TF2 weapon would you fuck
>>565612071holy mackarel or backburner
>>565612071Kritzkrieg
>>565612071second banana
>>565612071Sandvich
How to buff the Loch N Load without spergies crying>remove the -25% explosion radius and replace it with +10% explosion radius...And just like that it has its old personality without being problematic
>>565612071hot hand
>Ahh that's apples mate!
so many stacked teams with colored medals in pubs. Where are all the fresh blues? Oh.. they're on my team.
>>565612071Level 1 sentry
>>565612930I don't think anyone hates LnL beside engineers and braindead compfags.
>>565615086baby making sex with christian brutal femsniper
mvm update when
>>565609020timestamp?
>>565612930just change it back to 2 nades in the clip and give it a +10% or a +15% dmg boost, which is less than what it originally had
>>565624058>Deadline for Summer 2023 items was May 1st>Cipherlock's email for Aquarius shows Eric contacts mappers roughly a month before the update releases (mid-June)Eric's probably looking at maps to add for the summer update so unless the mvm one is ready and they plan to combine them I don't think it's coming before summer
I have never played MvM or Medieval Mode, also I have never played Hydro.
Phoneyland is what TF2 NEEDS! (1:07:13)
Zesty Jesus: WINNING THE BATTLE, BUT NEVER THE WAR (2:02:22)7,525,132 Views
A Meticulous and Over-Indulgent Response to Whistling Pyro's Counterargument to UncleDane's Meltdown Against MrPaladin's Candid and Unexpected Statement "In Defense of the Scorch Shot" [Edited/Censored/Reuploaded] (7:52:17)
why we need another bread space (the heat death of the universe:59:59)
Reacting to A Meticulous and Over-Indulgent Response to Whistling Pyro's Counterargument to UncleDane's Meltdown Against MrPaladin's Candid and Unexpected Statement "In Defense of the Scorch Shot" [Edited/Censored/Reuploaded] (15:12:07)
The Mobster: TF2's Most Misunderstood "Class" (3:06:13)
Uncletopia banned for slurs speedrun any% (00:00:24)
>>565631032seems like it could be pushed furtheryou can probably get a faster time by loading the map in advance when there are as little players on the server as possible
what's fish's ranking on slurs.tf im at work rn
>>565631317>He doesn't know
>>565612930it would be fine with the old 20% damage buff now that random damage spread is gone so it wont one shot light classes
I think Phoneyland is the penultimate culmination of everything that's wrong with the current tf2 mapping scene and even workshop scene as a whole>awful unfitting setting and design>cringy references to 7th rate youtubers>whole map to its core is just a reference>11 contributors to farm self-made quality items>emporium contributors to make sure it gets added>swarm of r/tf2 and tf2 "players" who don't play the game defending the map>disingenuous arguments for why its somehow okay and fitting for the game >overwatch gamemode guaranteeing that it'll be left to rot in alternative gamemodes after the update>all of this and not even taking into account if the map actually plays well which it most likely won't because again, overwatch gamemodeNo thanks / Not interested.
>literal theme park mapthe jokes write themselves lol
>>565631701They special-case'd the grenade launcher damage spread at one point to specifically make it impossible for the LnL to oneshot light classes, and then still rebalanced it anyway.idk I actually quite enjoy the current version, I have a lot of fun zooming over engi nests with the sticky jumper and raping them with 2 well-placed nades, or outsniping a sniper with the super long range, and I don't see the need for a straight buff or a rework.
https://www.instagram.com/mobyboyfrancke/Moby Francke (TF2's art director) posted some walk cycles from the scrapped TF2: Invasion
>>565631419know what
hugging pyro, snuggling in bed with pyro, being held down by pyro, wrapping your legs around pyro, getting gently dry humped by pyro
>>565633474>ankle gaiters>medipack resembled a radio packhuh, neat details
>>565634018slurs.tf shut down (again), this time for good
>>565634941aw man... that sucks. do you know if it was just server costs, or were they being hit by like ddos attacks and copyright trolls from fans of wholesome chungus tubers that turned out to not be so wholesome chungus?
>>565635378server costs (apparently)
>>565635493understandable, thanks
>>565631991reason maps look like they have a lot of contributors is because custom assets like props need to be credited, it's not just the person who does the layout and applies detailing. unless they had something custom made for the map, most prop makers never are involved in the map's creation process, they release them to the public under a license that necessitates credit if they're used commercially, which is why the overcast creators got into hot water for breaking said license (until they removed the uncredited props)tug-of-war has existed in the TF2 mapping space since pl_waste in 2009. you're free to dislike the mode, but to call it an overwatch lift is just making things up to get mad aboutdislike the map on real merits instead of made up ones.
>>565632883true sister.
post fragging musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gb7JtNukNE&list=PLyIyjDua0uy8Enk916kGIoK5VtdBkqoyp
>>565631991Scrub the stupid references and add in pretend ones more within the context of the game and I think it'd make for a decent map.
>>565638285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXqNGt0hdLg
>>565638675I wish the original screaming and farting compilations were still around
>>565638308a real gamemode would be nicethis shit is gonna be stuck in alternative gamemode hell after a month or two and just be more bloat
>>565638285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rq8PjgNI3c
>>565638285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_55xfbLhh0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UIkq1a3bpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chA5IiTB4wg
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4f/Cuddly_kill1.mp3
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>565643812because you're here.
>>565643812shupo is lacking
>>565643872Bit mean.
>>565643916let's fix that
>>565643812Spam by furry weirdos, though that could just be a symptom of decline as many slow generals or dead games succumb to similar. The simple truth is this is a very old game run into the ground by The Communityâ„¢ with a growing list of issues and an aging playerbase.
>>565646493brat
>>565643872>>565643916both trvkes
Scout and pyro are equally bad
He's so perfect bros
>>565651729bad at what
>>565653512bait
>>565654229scouts pretty good at bait, actually, since he's so fast
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3717818537I don't really care much for themed summer updates but I do love me some good forest/alpine maps
radioactive nipples
>>565659187Colors are way too bright. TF2 intentionally uses more muted colors in the environment so the characters stand out.
>>565659187we already have alpine maps, why couldn't they just base it on that?
>>565659801rape correcting vex for slacking on her exercises
Had a dream I was playing on Hoodoo and the building on first (right opposite of BLU spawn) was accessible, you had to walk in the back in the moat, there was an underground starway, turn around, then you had to crouch walk through a tunnel and then you drop into the house, but the inside had a hole that was full black and instakilled you, the room was also lined with monster energy drinksSomehow a blu engineer snuck by and put a tele and sentry there an was fucking us with it (house had windows)
>>565659187Look at them gorgeous trees, I wonder who was responsible for them>Stuffy360MY MAN
>>565559889I hope this gets added just because it would make so many so mad
>>565663319That's a spiteful reason to want something
>>565663319We already have a bunch of maps like this, it would be like pissing into a sea of piss
>>565664749erm... I can see her balls
you now remember when tf2g pretended the strange corpse carrier would skyrocket
>>565674428no i don't
>>565643812the trans fortress 2 girls arent online to spam this place (they stayed up all night)
>>565475571what makes a person pretend to be a senior citizen on a moldavian basket-weaving forumthis is a weird larp, bro
the reason why the sniper is my favorite class in teen Fortress two is I can go in the back lines and I can shoot like a pro other classes are just like a bit silly, but when the sniper only plays the sniper, you can be a pro he can shoot head shots in the back and people take you seriously especially when you wear the cosmetics to make people take you seriously people will know that you’re like a serious gamer unlike the people who play like you know like soldier, heavier, or something like there’s just some people but the people that have them are the snipers because it’s literally like the best class because like you can be in the bathroom and like like boom and then boom and then boom and then let you win you went in the back and no one gets mad but you win and that’s like the most important thing
>>565643812Why engage with a general thats mostly filled with plapfags, floydfags, lolifags, meowscara fags. Like half of the posts are just plap this plap that, babymaking sex with this and that.
>>565690395i've been called floydschizo here more than i can count for simply stating what you said
>>565690395>>565690546ok floydschizo
>>565690395make-sexing plap with this anon
>>565690742>>565690860very true ladies, time to reward yourself for your hard work
>>565688729it must have been pretty good bait if it worked on you two days later
>>565691054it's a new strat for sure
porn is fun and sexy what porn mods you guys run? i got the frenni heavy mod on rn
>>565691741i'm not trans so i don't play with porn mods.
>>565691769>porn mentioned>instantly thinks of trannieslol
>>565691741honestly I keep my games and porn separate usually, so none
>>565691890yeah every one of them is addicted to it, if its so bad you need mods of it in a video game even more so. lol
>>565692023you seem to know a lot about trannies' sexual proclivities. weird thing to focus on
>>565692160ah yes noticing patterns is weird now, i'm sorry your brain just lacks this basic function! lol
good morning guys
>>565692281i don't bother noticing patterns in shit unless i look into it closely, and tranny sex habits just isn't something i care to look at very closely. you are different, and that's okay
>>565692281I haven't noticed any tranny patterns since I don't pay attention to them or hang out with them or whatever you do to "notice patterns" in whatever they do
>>565690395it was literally always like this though, except the shartyfag
>>565692562>>565692609yeah again, the fact that you lack this basic ability to notice things and use it in life is unfortunate like i said. using multiple devices doesn't amplify your inability especially if its wrong btw
