Gaol revolution>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta [embed]>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection [embed]>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>565610462
anyone playing with kbnm?surprisingly solid control scheme
>>565681189I only play kbnm. Always have since Dark Souls 1. DS2 was a fucking bitch on it, though.
erg is finished
>>565681121dogshit OP 0/10
awful start pls do better
>>565681259Nigga, don't browse the thread while you're in a run. Focus on the run and post inbetween during waits.
never just killed this guy here before. still drops the +8 halberd. and he confirms he serves godrick.
>thinking of doing a new playthrough>should i go with wretch as the thinking man>samurai for that katana>or knight for the best stats and gear
>>565681467I type with my feet
>>565681604>he confirms he serves godrickWell no shit. You're in Limgrave and he's the head guard of the fort.
>>565681604No suprise, most of Elden ring kneels to Gawdricks massive cock
also there's a bunch of albinaurics vomiting poison down here i never noticed before.
>>565681832Huh. I didn't know about those guys. Makes sense they vomit poison and there's no real lore significance, but I'm surprised From bothered putting those there and setting that up.
>>565681121Rare good OP pic wow
>>565681313Great girl - probably the best one honestly.
How do you guys not kill yourself from dealing with the queues day in and day out?
>>565681832albinaurics blend with the environment just like the numen
>>565682180waiting for a Practice, Training Arc and Raining Tarc lobby
>>565682180Mush tier pointless webm
the ergies joy at the return of terr is proof of dsg's cultural victory
>>565682452But it's a fun thing to do.
>>565681978>and there's no real lore significanceIts more of the filtration thing the game is showing happening with everything and everyone. The albis live in a poisoned swamp so they take the poison in thru their diet and then become the poison. Its no different from a bear getting yoked on runes or a crab eating deathblight and getting deathblight properties. The Zamorans live in a tundra wasteland and can harness ice magic. (you) are a product of your environment, its one of the big messages the game is telling.
>matchmaking>1/3>30 minutes pass>2/3>60 seconds pass>1/3Fuck my life.
gg roxys marais
People here really stay 30 minutes waiting for a game like retards. At what point do you realize you don't want to play the game but just indulge in thread namefaggotry
gg
>>565682976Kill yourself.
>>565682961naam?
>>565683423We know, troontinx.
>>565683423rare deviljeet's moment of clarity
>>565682723>zamorans
im sick of balancer
>>565683423We know viteazu, you're also super weird
>>565683423that's what you get for your kind of behaviour
>>565682961This meme is so funny.
>>565683805>memeIt's not a meme. It's reality.
reddit ass thread day
/dsg/enerate that nightreign is the new whip and gets top billing in the OP
>>565683423we know sludgecuck you don't need to talk about yourself all the time
>>565683575>Zamorans
Zamor in spanish means thorn bush.
>>565684293not really the case, just one or two really upset autists trying extra hard in the last 24 hours
>>565684509no it doesn't, you are so pointless
>>565684720>It is likely distinct from the Spanish surname/place name Zamora (meaning "wild olive tree" or "thorn bush")
>>565685090Don't spoil the latinx's headcanon.
in caelid there's dead trees in a few locations with miquella lilies directly adjacent to them that have these flat cuts on them like a limb was removed with a saw. this pic is by fort faroth. there's another overlooking the minor erdtree by the entrance to caelid from limgrave.
Therok is so cool...
>>565685171He probably just wants anon to elaborate but is socially inept and this is the only way he knows how to ask. The etymology guy always has some cool stuff to share but does it kind of cryptically.
>>565685187I can assure you no one is going around making sure the trees have "flat cuts on them like a limb was removed with a saw"
>>565685187here's the other one.
Wyldcucks? Our response?
>>565685530Anal rape.
exploring leyndell (blind) after clearing the rest of the map is so kino and comfy.it contrasts the rest of the map quite a bit and almost feels like a different game.level design is superb. better than the previous major areas for sure.you can tell leyndell is meant to be the highlight of your journey and it gets this point across beautifully, even with everything leading up to this being awesome in its own right.
>>565681121M-May I-I discuss Elden Ring here too? Or is this thread only for Nightreign?
>>565685530Kill yourself.
>>565685647Only nightreigns, the dsgennie is dead and gone
>>565685585I remember experiencing Elden Ring for the first time. Everything shown up until that point had indicated that it would be your final destination. So when you got there and the thorns told you to fuck off, it was a very unique, but welcome twist.
>>565685530Pumping
>>565685090in reality, Zamora is just a region and city in spain, you are just having an ai tell you what you want to hear or are a malicious disinfo retard, the etymology of zamora is muddled and likely has arabic origin"Two coins from the reign of the Visigothic king Sisebuto, show that it was known at the time as "Semure".
>>565685585I love that place so much and it's a great layout for hosts to get lost in and lured around by invaders
>>565682576There was a spike in mockery and curbstomping sent xher way howeverbeit
>>565685530Made for BNLC
>>565686402all done by the same one thread shitter known as the deviljeetarino
>>565685187There's a bat lady with the hat near a ledge by that tree. The ones that call rancor spirits.
>>565684509the word you're looking for is "zarzamora"t. actual spaniard
>>565682576it can't be helpedxhe is iconic (and so cool)
What if?
ggpost first game of the day
It's kind of annoying that undertaker can get hit on the recovery frames of her ulti
>>565686757what if what? what if fromsoft makes ds4 or what if ds4 will be in unreal engine?
>>565686836check out this godroll though.got screenshot order messaged up
>>565686453You are broon. I vomit.
>>565686836Some are calling it trash
>>565686647based and factually correct, thank you genuineposter
>>565687051And trash needs to go away.
>>565686757>Demon's Souls demake 2
Is it true that the girls on the pass who play Undertaker have fat asses in real life?
>>565685340Careful, you’re going to give him an aneurysm for disagreeing with his elaborate headcanon
>>565687273It is true that you should kill yourself.
Tired of being told the demon souls remake wasn’t good
>>565687273Yes I want to fucking motorboat Cupcake's fat cheeks
>>565687051what makes it trash
Anons, please don't pick Raider...It fucking sucks on DoN...
>>565686402Made him reveal himself as a third person threadshitter nicely done
>>565687389Retard
raiders in the password are decent doe cept for the grease
>doeopinion discarded.
I want to be an erg doe
>>565687675dsgtroon (singular) btfo
raider has been character assassinated by the ergiyogis who main himhe's actually a good character
>dsjeet submissioncinema
>>565686238Yeah, and its arabic roots mean hot or summer, its a pun by the devs.
>>565687390Based
>>565688193Kill yourself.
>>565687389it really isn't good, it's the video game equivalent of those soulless house remodels where they tear up antique woodwork to replace it with millennial grey minimalist shit
Any fun Yari builds? I'm tired of making blood build, I want something flashy that'll make me feel as a true lore friendly future Elden Lord.
>Zamor (ザミェル, Zamyeru)Likely derived from the Russian зaмopoзить (zamorózitʹ), a transitive verb meaning ‘to freeze.’Also possibly derived from Russian зaмopcкий (zamorskiy), a dated, poetic term meaning ‘overseas, foreign.’>Glaiis (JP unavailable)Likely from English 'glacier.’Name for Zamor Ruins in 1.0.
The ergieyogurts
>>565687916he's too strong and masculine for these thread betamales
>>565688193I wish we had more coomer games but alas women, faggots, and moral busybodies have to get butthurt, like this guy >>565688338
>>565686238>>565688418The place that harnessed hot fire gets blown out and its people end up resembling a thorn bush. The war itself ends in 'peace' by the giants being rolled into the GO (an olive branch) All the etymology tracks in a clean line and is referenced back on itself multiple times.
>>565688521just shut up or at least talk about actual canon lore
raping this thread
>>565687916nah hes trash and weak>>565688486the players that he attracts are betamales thoughbeit, see >dingjeet, bjarktroon, creasyjeet, yerbatinx
>>565688521I don't even know what the topic here is
posting in erg while my sleeping love is next to me, and then he turns around in his sleep and cuddles me awww!
^ydptg
>>565688771that's because he intends to confuse you but his attempt is so lame
>>565688847Dear it's me stop shitposting and make me a sandwich
>>565688417Cross Naginata* in english version my bad
>>565687573Raider itself is a shit pick for depth 5, though. It's not even a matter of the quality of player.
that was awfuldont wanna play another game of nightreign today
>>565689205what happened
We are the nightreign
I miss creasy
>>565689265Death on night 2.
>>565689265played a game of duo with 3ppl scaling
>>565689412>>565689385there there
1/3I just cooked haloslop executor and guard counters guardian builds, will try them if nightlord is easy pls don't dodge
>>565689018it's funny because I was gonna wake him up and joke like how did you learn to post in your sleep like this! but he woke up on his own and started kissing me a lot, we slept in his childhood bedroom last night and it's really cute, I'm the first girl he ever brought here!!>>565688948hang on I'll turn on my laptop and post my stats screenshot it'll be funny
>GO greatsword doesn't remove Artoria's abyss buffslame
>gaming on a laptopholy larp
>>565688506>pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease let me ERP in the general in peace PLEASE
ergoogoogaga
>>565688506Ngl people like you are just worthless in every way possible
>>565690585yjw
the ergisaurs are evolving
>>565689901>>565688948see? I do play the game!
Dormant Katana Rev build inc >>565690672Hot
>>565690585me when horsey
>15% win rate>80 hours afk in the roundtable>"play"
so many ergerorist...
that was funny I'm not even mad
I'm noticing a pattern. One that has existed all 3 times I've lost. One key characteristic. I will not say the name.
>>565689623>>565690725Waste of money ngl
>carried d0 newfig blaming otherskekaroo
>>565690725>game nearly a year old>not even 150 hours in-gameActual larp holy fuck. >>565690846It's so bad she actually doesn't play the game.
terr means victory
>>565691116I mostly play base game elden ring and don't really have uninterrupted enough time to play more than a couple expeditions a day, maybe three if I'm lucky!
any other clubs worth adding?
>>565690915>ying discovers creasyjeet and/or bronylaire are badif only someone could post some sort of list that stratified the players by skill
tier list doko
>>565691357...
>>565688506True we need more coomkino in the world>>565690760Lovely wyldwife
>>565688714You haven't been to the mountaintops of the giants? Everything he said is the lore. Giants harnessed the Fell flame there, giants got destroyed in a war there and then were part of the GO, and the dead giants left in the wastes are killed by briar thorns of some type. The zamoran warriors come from the same area. All of that is in the game my man.
>>565691357ergbangalore and ergmumbai
>>565691902the giants were absolutely not rolled into the GO they got factually genocided
>don't worry about the creep in back, baby
>>565691984Trolls are lesser giants, they had their fell eye removed from their stomachs and a tombstone put in there instead. The last of the fire giants exists as a firetender for the fell flame. Have you not played this game?
>>565691532@terr
>>565692021Is that undyne
>>565690725Don't even gonna go into your abysmal win rate or hours played. The fact that you took a picture of your screen and posted it instead of using the snipping tool or a screenshot shows a lot about your intelligence.
>anons seething that husbandGAWD has better things to do than them
>Don't even gonna gosaar...
Schlop Schlop Happy famileee...
>>565692518yee, i'm going after patches for his spear
>>565693701Schloppa...
>>565693176I don't have the wifi password yet and he was in the shower! that's about as much effort as the post deserved though and I like the running joke
so many of you at the confessional last thread. hope you all have a good day and remember to be yourselves
>>565693252We established that she doesn't play the game and is just here to gloat at lonely people. She is not a good person.
>>565694276I hate you
>>565694065Make sure to put ice spear on it, wish you could do it on crystal spear so it's more accurate but alas
>>565694276hope you have a nice morning too anon! and if it's not morning anymore then it counts for your next morning
New game when
>wait a while to queue up to avoid same guy who caused us to lose>see him anyways>dont want to leave, because that's rudeWell, fuck. Gonna lose again->he picks a different character>rough boss fight, but we win>i was the one struggling hardcoreWell, shit. Good game. Sorry for shitting on you. Sorry for my poor performance at the end. Libra isn't my specialty. Please stop picking raider.
gg B-team redemption arcno purple scythes, sad
>>565694320I do play the game! just because I don't play it according to your own standards does not mean I haven't gotten multiple days worth of great enjoyment out of it! I am here to post about these games that I love and also to funpost, take things less seriously for your own sake and smile more and your own health and soul will thank you for every smile!
>>565694965what are you on about Emem played better than both of us, last run was just unfortunate timing
I dont play the game Im indianWe work on a sweatshop on new delhi and we work for 2 dollars a day just to shitpost saar
awful time to queue
>>565695183Yeah, this run he was MVP. Hence the apology.
>>565695240we know terrband anon
>>565695341>awfulmore like demanding and spicy, do you not crave the challenge
>>565695426nope
>>565691357vaati probably has one
>>565694965It's like what, your 5th time ever queueing depths and yet you have the gall to blame other players already? Are you serious?
>>565695760>5th time ever queueing depthsAnon, I've spent all yesterday and today queueing. Won all but 3 games.
>he lost 3 gameseven doe most ergiyogis have a 100+ winstreak
I want to play with the newfie but I'm busy>>565695884Duos/ironeye/rev/wylder/duchess don't count loser
>>565695034exejeet has negative FP, both Duchess and Wylder use halosythe better. Both those weapons you are holding are better on Wyldgawd as well.
>>565695951Ashen ones wife is so cute...
>>565695951I'm queueing up as long as I can. Meaning until my quality of gameplay starts to nosedive. I'm trying to fix my sleep schedule.
>>565695806Oh sorry, you have done 10 depths games in total by now. That's definitely enough for you to start shittalking other players.Retard.
>NO YOU CAN'T SHIT TALK MY HECKING CHUNGUSHave you guys used the thread in the last 8 months or what?
>>565696012wyldjeets are allergic to dpsdon't ever give them one or they'll break out in hives
>>565696083I don't know if you know this, anon, but human beings have this thing called pattern recognition. After about 20 games, you notice similarities.
>>565695951Neither does queue dodging, D2, revslop, and being carried by erg Wylders "loser"
>>565696128If you try to turn an anonymous website into personality cults you are going to get made fun of constantly.
This obnoxious newfig is so lame...
>>565696012>random deviljeet meltykino
>>565696179WyldGAWD will use a haloscythe better than you ever will exejeet.
>Dalit Knight early seething Kekaroooo
>>565696262they are already leagues ahead of the last severaltr*sh was absolutely insufferable for the longest time
>>565696128Moralism of that manner in a thread like this is a telltale sign of having been raped, thusly also funposters are immune to rapeage.
>>565696351>Dalit KnightThis needs to be a boss in a Fromsoft game.
friendly reminder most of the rapid firing shitposts don't even play the videogame
>>565696262terr isn't new...
>>565695034>>565694965night(reign)mare lobbykeep practicing and surely you'll all make it to B tier!
I'm just trying to make you faggots proud of the newfag for adjusting so quick. It's... Going so-so. Depends on who you ask, I think.
Even doe he's already better than The Crease
>>565696346>>565696179Mindbroken by PakiBVLLS kek
>>565695126lst's duel
>>565696262>thinking its a new personbruh this is a years old tactic to shitpost.
>>565694965>>565695760We somehow got a creasy2 that is even worse than the original, Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>565696191>pattern recognition>this is coming from the guy who 3 bars at every boss, every nightlord, does zdps and is overall a complete deadweight
Why is Deviljeeta such a whiny bitch lol
>>565696382Now I'm slightly less insufferable???Daww thanks>>565696713He's fine he's lowkey exagerating, in my runs he barely dies
>>565694965Based newgawd pointing out that raidjeet is useless deadweight
>>565696784>in my runs he barely diesIt's a crapshoot. There are times where I go down every 5 seconds because I struggle to get back into the groove/rhythm of the fight. Then there are times where I come through and become a crucial member. Either way, I'm mainly referring to the former.
I'm still not convinced ying isn't somebody's alt
>>565696947I've played too badly to be someone's alt. That would imply that I have experience. Ask Practice about his first run with me (aka my first run).
You seem upset lol
>>565695034>exegawd carriedbusiness as asual
>>565697028Practice doesn't post in the thread he's a weirdo voyeur who just stalks us sorry
>>565695183>unfortunate timingmore like greed
>>565697116>>565697078
>>565695034post build
>>565695183>WyldGAWD carriedAs usual
>>565697150Even tho it's true
>>565697116Oh... Well, ask Belan about his first run with me. I just had a run with him a bit ago, so he's here. He was the other guy I was in the run with, along with Practice.
Strange that the new guy is better than negro when they’re both running basically no relics. Doesn’t negro have like 2500 hours in the practice mod too
>>565696582faggy parasocial behaviour + image stealing
The amount of bullying in this thread is unacceptable. Be better
>>565697560very jewish and malicious of you to attempt to defang the thread + get raped for gaslighting the lurkers
>>565697560The people in this thread have made me lose faith in humanity, like, if some people out there are freaks like these anons we're doomed, just call it
>>565697560To be fair, anon, it's 4chan. I'd expect bullying. Fine with it. I just wish jannies would be active in cleansing this general of dalit troll filth.
>>565697560This is a good thing actually
>avatarfags continue to prove to be the worst kind of poster
>>565697560>act cocky>get humbled>cry about it>>565697742grotesque>>565697710Based?
avatarGODS*
>>565697560let me be the 6th person to call you a jew
>>565697710Don't know who you are but I can tell your posts are low quality
>>565697773@sludge@trish
>>565695623isn't vaati's group seekers?
>>565697710Just ignore the vitriolism ying, it's literally 1 to 2 guys who do nothing all day but shitpost while most of us are busy actually playing the game.
>>565697948I've still not been told the story of the name "sludge 2."What the hell happened to sludge 1?
>>565691365surely after saying this you will name yourself to assert true dominance?
@8094i'm terr
>>565697742Putrid dogshit image.
>>565697697if your ironic post were unironic then: you are such a delusional baby + welcome to the real world and learn to defend your inner psyche better
>>565698035Its a running joke the cord has after it was revealed that a few of their names were the same guy. To cope about everyone knowing what they do they just do it shamelessly now.
@RoxyUnblock mePlease
Anon I found this for you...
>>565698035I told you last time. sludge 1 ack'd xherself after repeated failure
>>565698247Nah it's because people are their worst when anonymoose
why is sludge so gross now
>>565698407Why are shartists so retarded this isn't what rev looks like at all
>now
I think she's sexy and I wanna dominate her sissy pussy
>>565698543>>565698590>>565698614omg...
>>565698315
>>565698856kino
>>565698856its funnier if you add more lines instead of putting "and/or"
>>565698726I already did. Enjoy my sloppy seconds, cuck.
>>565698457because a facetious dialogue with other anonymous video game players defines their quality more than the reality of their actions and impact with the people in their actual life right? I'm sure it's a convenient line of logic for handling your insecurities, but if anything said here impacts you that much then, speaking genuinely, it should be a moment for you to take back and reflect upon how your own insecurities affect your worldview and interactions with others
>>565698856replace pepe with trish and it's perfect
>>565697742Clean aryan image
GG bugs. Faurtis burrowing and then immediately coming out caught me off guard.
>>565699201Troons > griefersany day of the week
>>565698856pepe is always cool in my books though, idk what he thinks of me but i always ser him as someone that i would play games with.
>>565699363trish is also a griefer i dont get it
>>565698457>>565699132the short time people moved over to 8ch when 4chan died and every general had thread IDs cleaned up the garbage posting a fucking lot
>>565699395It's only been a few days since his last sperg out though >>565467045It'd be one thing if he ragequits, but the fact that he griefs regularly in order to lose the game is more than enough reason to block him.
>>565699323gg bugs is so boring...
Unlucky run. Fumbled the bag there. You guys did good anyways.
>>565699603where is 6th sense?
>>565699468people basically ID themselves here with avatarfagging, player name posting, typing style, etc, you are being misleading or confused by your nostalgia
why you slot str/dex respec on recluse, you already do zdps without invaders why gimp your dmg even further
>>565698856Doesn't make them or you any less freakyAnd no it doesn't impact me it's just weird like schizos who monitor the thread all day to talk shit
>>565698856>Wylder helmet>"ggpost">weird seethe about PepeThis is pajeetosky/groomer-pedo anon. Which is funny because I've caught you queue-dodging before.
>>565699972The vigor bonus. So I can survive a hit. Should I deprioritize that?
>>565699425I've never griefed and if I have it was only because practice did it first
>>565699425I've won both of my games with Trish. Never had any problem with them.
>>565700097No, dexcluse is good and venemous was right. Erg just can’t cope with that
>>565699950I feel like thinking you can recognize anons is some severe underlying schizophrenia>>565700240The other day I ran respec straight swords recluse because a lot of the blue straight swords scale with INT
>>565697156these are the builds I put together today while in queue
>>565700361not xhim but I can recognize certain individuals that post in here......
>>565700361I can say the same about you not easily recognizing the handful of regular posters as being low IQ
>>565700537Dude you guys can't recognize shit you're not slick lolpeople can simply type lowercase orOr all tryhard like this. You troon. and you'd never be able to tell the diff you weirdos haha
I want to SPANK Miquella.
Somebody asked me when I was going to play with you guys but looking at this thread I don't really feel like I should
>>565700192>I never did it but if I did they deserved itHoly shit. Word by word.>>561767442>>561775237>>561775394>>561775518>>561776190 >>565700235no one asked
@630this post is ytlaire
>>565700383I know there are people here who have some kind of haloslop PTSD but that build is gonna get you like 3 shots per starlight shard.
>>565700701So? he griefed first lol
>>565700630>Dude you guys can't recognize shit you're not slick lolThere was a guy that was trolling terr for a while by posting all of his /v/ threads 1 minute after he made them.
>>565700701>no one askedI do not require permission.You have been corrected. Brat.
>>565694918Get new images tard
>>565700764couldn't even find out since halo scythe eluded me during the two runs I've tried the build
>>565700686I asked and if you're gonna keep playing hard to get go fuck yourself. You already know 90% of this are threadshitters that don't play
>>565692096>>565691924>>565691260>>565698169don’t talk about yourself in third person
>>565700383run seppuku
>>565699220>onlywaifu>aryan???????
>>565701001Okay fine, you don't have to be so fucking rude you little shit
>"i'm terr">don't talk about yourself in third personretard
>>565701138Ok nice finally we can run triple epic undercakers
>>565700686Please play right now, I’m queueing and will carry you to delicious victories! So delicious you’ll have a deli belly that I can kiss~
>>565700983It becomes pretty reliable if you make sure to target pois or bosses that actually give you purple options. You aren't going to have a good time killing trash that has 2 blue options in the gacha. Halo scythe is also one of the default premium salables in the merchant shop. Statistically, reapers are the easiest dormant to game to get what you want.
>>565699468It only technically did because there was a decrease in posting in general IDs should really only be necessary for particular boards or even generals>>565700701>Didn’t happen>But if it did they deserve it
It's laughable how easy it is to farm (You)s here these retards will reply to obvious bait literally every single time
>>565701257See>>565700701
>>565701257Thread IDs don't do anything when the established gimmick is IP hopping after showing your dick to some guy.
>>565701136Argentinians are white
>>565701124I wish I had a seppuku + ninvaders relic>>565701248yeah I know I was just unlucky with the loot, RoA erdtree greatbow did well enough
>>565700686>>565701138You sound like a big faggot.>"Um guys, I know I'm borderline avatarfagging here but I don't know if I really want to join the thread and have my name posted every time just like everyone else! I don't want this attention okay? Here, let me make this thinly veiled attention seeking post so you guys can give me some validation!"Shut the fuck up, retard.
anyone queuing?
>>565700701nuked that faggot freak nicely done
>>565700735that dude is such a weird 2-faced bronycuck lol
Could someone stream /erg/ games, please?
>>565701248Even thought flails only have one purple
>>565701512>>565701257How was that a nvcklear trvke if Im admitting to it but only because hes a cunt who did it firstGod theyre not even listening to me anymore they just schizopost about me between each other
if we swapped the password to niggerg like we were supposed to, 99% of the thread problems would end
>>565701417>Argentinians are white
>>565701417>>565699220https://youtu.be/OHMhVN3ofOM
>>565697710You’re right, but I’m like 95 percent sure you now fall into that category yourself for the short amount of time you’ve been posting.
the sisters are grumpy todayThey need Sex
>>565700630i'll kill you
>>565701903who and who?
>>565701756kekarooooooo
https://youtu.be/sH0Qda32IKMWhy can't we be friends
>>565701903eeeeerm that's everyday sis
>>565697096said no one
>>565702320every day*>>565702307>45kb
>>565696397>>565696395>>565696385Tsmt
>be mausoleum soldier sword guy>boss puts you and the boys up at another attempt to kill an oldfart>already know it's going to end on a loss>get called in, buffed with erdtree's grace and start swinging>somehow interrupt big hurricane attack>start doing actual damage>greatsword guy #1 dies getting stomped>still have 3 other men remaining>boss finally does the rally>doesn't buff us for the rest of it since if he stops healing we die>greatsword #2 dies getting Impaled>old man is at death's door>gets debuffed just before 2nd greatsword guy dies>hammer guy 1 runs up and slams his knees>old general falls down and dies>TFW you were stuck being destroyed by this guy for months and he finally dies>fade away knowing that it was only a general and you and the boys are getting as fucked as when you got beheaded.Wanted to try my hand at something different for Niall's since he was such a pain in the ass for months on end, especially with the need for bewitchinv branches. Let me know if it was too cringe or if it was fine.
queued
>>565702372everyone said it
>>565695951Andre’s wife is so cute…
>>565702307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZaJYDPY-YQ
>>565702694Cope meme
>>565702846They never even talk to each other or interract in any way.
>>565702594so you rolled a good rng and killed xhim? malenia shall rape you
>>565696582She just needs to say a racist thing and then she’s best girl!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhrqPAEe3-4I think the worm DOT doesn't break aromatic and he's using that to tank and hit it?
>>565703551give timestamp
I feel bad for the banished backup boy leaning on the castle wall next to the merch and roof shortcutHe looks like he's been having a bad day
>>565701680ping EXTREMIST in the 'cord
>>565700671:3c
>>565701756what's in argentina food that makes such freaks
>>565703647https://youtu.be/nhrqPAEe3-4?si=QQZ2y2MbZOLVFXDl&t=2010
YO I GOT JUST THE RIGHT PROMPT FOR THIS SCENARIO BRO! *blonde character that looks nothing like miquella*
>>565703731gay
>>565703731You're one of the worst posters here and that's saying something
>>565703551>>56570364734:00Something going on, he clearly isn't taking much damage from the blood loss explosion thing the Worm does and its a depth 5 game.It IS a bleed proc though. Executor in dog form doesn't take damage from the Worm's explosion, the ticking damage from being near the Worm still hurts Executor however.
Why are you guys grooming a newfag for being new
>>565703916you say this to everyone
GG Libra
>>565703537already did that's what the crown's for!
>>565701571Don't be mean to ytlaire please
>>565703916nyo :3c>>565703826>shield crashSens was doing this meme earlier and it looked particularly kinda fun. I'm assuming it's not really any more than stacking skill attack power with greatshield drop relic line?
>>565702307ok let's be friends and hang out!
>>565704356I think you should kill yourself.
>>565696637yeah! I wanna but I won't be able to play until like tuesday or wednesday!
>>565704030the average /erg/ poster is a low quality poster
>>565704497okay let's wait until then I guess
>>565682185this happened to sludge merchant
>>565681832incredible how details like these can still be new to me after spending weeks of my life wandering the map
Good round, folks! The last down I had was because I was locked on to one of the flying ladies who flew by me, causing me to dodge directly into one of their attacks.Thank God it wasn't phase 3 or we'd have gotten fucked.
What's with all the new names all of a sudden?
>>565705370who's shiji
GGpost
>>565705491Good question. Never seen them before, but they were MVP.
>>565705370nightmare lobby
>New names>New players>Old players coming back>Threadshitters joining Is the password back?
>>565705448>he's not calling his friends outside of erg to take over this generalsorry
>sissycuck is STILL playing fists
>>565705448they'll get bored and be gone in a week or two
>>565705729inshallah
>>565685585I live there
>>565705776outshallah
Gonna give Duchess a try. Recluse and Ironeye have been fun, but I want to try to get up close and personal.
Its the undertroon revolution
>>565705917duchess is also a casterif you're not using your fp bar as duchess you're doing it wrong
Shifty slut give me the sissy succ
Undercakers flooding the password with their fat cheeks! Make sure to claim your Undercaker wife before someone else does.
Can you get two handed stance breaking on Depth relics?
>>565705859I'm from liurnia and have my house in siofra but stay in my leyndell apartment most of the time for work (coop & coli)
Bronylaire is funny and cool
>>565706139Oughh
>>565705917>I want to use the easy range dodgepspam character. The easy range characters have been funWhat type of phenotype is this?
>>565706127Ze zesty duck shan't grand you ze zesty zucc.
>>565706280Aryan
>>565705729>>565705776>>565705863bismillah orz
>fat
quit fatposting trish or you will taste my shoe
>>565706139Their oversized Undercaker twerkmeat....
>>565706428Kill yourself.
even doe thats (probably) not tr*sh
>>565706561>>565706194Clapcakers...
>>565706428I love fat recluse boobs
fatposter is 100% trishit was revealed to me when I thought about it for 5ms
>>565706929This is why nobody likes you.
Stop making me horny mid run sows
>>565706280sissy
>>565707094We'll dispatch an anon to help take care of you once you finish
we'll have to ask grok
trish would look so pretty tied up on the side of the road with his throat slit by the cartel
Don't talk about yourself loser
gg bugs life>>565707031it's not metheyre all semi naked and shit eew
>>565707404Kill yourself, worthless trash.
>>565707404take off the ciaran skin you don't deserve it and no one is going to jerk off to you more for wearing it and my artorias is mine and mine alone I am married to him
>>565707661Get a grip, faggot.
>>565707661are you the husbandposter but im your fan
>>565707661>artorias is mine and mine aloneMohg?
>>565707661How are you more embarrassing than trash
>>565707404what are you talking about retard worst deflection ever award
Only thing I dont like about the ciaran skin is they nerf her booty wtf why>>565707803if i show there's no (you) youre just gonna screech inspect elemento
>shartorius
what is usually the route to mohg?when are you supposed to fight him?just started playing and want to try and get to the dlc
>>565707943You should cut yourself.
>>565707963Just play the game faggot
>>565707963You can fight him as early as Liurnia. But I'd wait until I've cleared the sewer.
>>565707963either after unlocking consecrated snowfield and finding the portalor doing varre's quest and going there earlythe scaling is around snowfield/haligtree level
>>565701138Thanks for joining that was cool of youI hope I can get a game with you sometime
>>565703529Yup. I managed to charm both knights (one after the other's death) then my mausoleum soldiers managed to I guess stagger him out of the big arena wide move he does when he loses a third of health.Malenia I've already accepted as unbeatable, even if I got past the 1st phase, the aeonia will truly kill me.Right now I'm chilling at a little albinauric camp near an erdtree with the leyndell's. They also managed to kill the mimic.
>>565707943you could always hit go live or make a webm of refreshing the pagebut you won't because it actually is you
>>565701417Some areA lot aren’t
>>565707943i won't
>>565706428
>>565707963is that my boyfriend Spyro?
>>565708731yeah
>>565708456>>565708410see
hang belan
>>565706428posting nipples on a blue board is a bannable offense
>>565709030Fat poster has been getting bold it's hot
>>565708817so black it hurts>>565708991so white it heals
>>565708991Bellend did nothing wrong.
lobby from the deepest darkest pits of abyssal hell also fuck this fight without a parry shield
>>565706428I look like this
>guys im new>immediately starts posting cropped pornbehead furfags
>>565709461Me too let's squish boobs
what happened?
>>565709492Squishing boobs with this anon!
>>565709492>>565709637Abdul, get the rocks
>>565703323You’re wrong
Very fun match! Somehow despite taking a gem that makes it so I get bows, I got neither a single fucking bow or dagger drop that entire run. The weapon art was the best I could do, apart from the couple staves I got.>>565706016Don't worry. I know that.>>565706280I'm moving into the melee class nice and easy so I don't weigh my team down.
gg animus, blessed loot
I sense some turmoil in hereis everything alright ergies?
>>565708817me on the left, this is me and him after he works another tiring and draining, emptying shift at sbubway
I'm starting to think the internet has gaslit me into thinking there's relics that boost you based on invaders you kill. After two very full days of dives and selling off every relic that isn't that today, I still haven't spotted a single fucking one.
>>565710450They're insanely hard to get, increased maximum hp too, the rates are 100% skewed
lol I will be the next ungbal very sun
kek if we wiped to that, that would be funny gg horse
gg. weird that he didn't have a phase two. Must be a bug.
Star Fists are balanced in PvP.
>>565710286would you like a hug, baby sweet?
>>565705619no one here has friends don’t be silly
Bg didnt get to whip
>thread is active>it’s hilariously and awfully shit-tastic
how did ongbal become the first ungbal?luck or pure skill?
>>565711225>sludge ironeyeyour winstreak validity...
>>565708695
>>565707963>>565708731>>565708817>>565710342Out of all the things to lust over, this is what you choose…?
>>565711414Name? For the block list.
i thought the ghost horse would block the fireballit did not
>>565711856terr would have deflected it lol
>>565711726ter
>>565711706you could never hope to understand the splendour and the glory
>>565707661Based everyone loves Fat Artorias Cock
>>565711981so true AAAACK
Smithscript shit...not using!
>>565701903We all need that here buddy that’s the one commonality we all share
>tfw no one has me blocked
Sorry g2g. Might be back for day two if the games still going
>>565711293Good joke>>565711726tranny merchant
>>565712546Name?
>>565699578I wouldn't call what he did that game "griefing", or any ill-intent to lose the game. He just made a series of decisions, that in my opinion, were poor. I can see why he would make those decisions. They probably made complete sense to him. But I disagree with them.
>>565703806>what's in argentina food that makes such freaksThey eat European Food though
>>565712546Love these united ergies
>>565712451smithscript axe makes for a fun viking type character since the R1 moveset is nice and wide, then the R2 throw has really good range especially when jumping
>>565700828that still happens though and it makes him very upset when he does it
>>565712693Going off by yourself at level 1 and avoiding your party at all costs other than for the day 1/2 boss is griefing.
>>565701738Ok. You can do it now
>>565712916>Going off by yourself at level 1yeah bro, maybe follow the leader?
>>565712958Pepe I'm not going to unblock you. You purposely griefed. If you apologized or something, maybe. But seeing as you've done this AGAIN recently, fuck off.
>>565712142Spyro is shit but the Faun girl is hot I will admit we should post more of her
>pepejeet thinks xhes the dedicated leaderkeeeek
ezpz caligo
>>565712641It's okay to admit that you get raped by a weapon with negative range.>>565712728Misleading post.
>>565700701This image is Creasy and ying in a nutshell
Deviljeeta melty again?
>>565712279a fine addition
pepe was always a good player on my team
>>565713087Can you post her steam?
>>565713243pepe is a mirrorif you ever have problems with pepe you need to look at yourself first
>>565713196They eat stale bread, cheese and roasted beef aka boring white people foodt. Went there last year
>>565713131guardian swordspear with a decent ash is such a good find on executor
>>565713242so cool he starts glowing...
>>565712916Well that's not what he did in the game from the post that you quoted.
>>56571284211 int though. probably sour...
>>565713087Can you hang yourself?
>>565713563they lie to tarnish pepe's namenothing differentgood players were never welcome in erg casual general!
>>565713374>>565713243>1 minute and 30 seconds between repliesAt least make an attempt to look like you're not samefagging.If you want people to stop blocking you, get your emotions under control. Griefing is not normal behavior.
>>565711314sure why not?
>>565701756>Actually whiteI kneel ArgieGAWD
>>565713390What color are you? What do you consider ‘exciting food’?
>>565713196>STR Build>poiseblob + bullgoat talisman>Barbaric roar>roar talisman>off-hand highland axe>force trades with the roar R2s >insane running R1 pressure with next to zero recovery>will eventually proc bleed due to pressureYou now have a fraud-friendly tourny-winning , high DMG PvP setup. It was so strong it got banned, even. You don't know what you are talking about.
>>565713712>Griefing is not normal behavioranything is acceptable under right conditions
>>565713946im gonna try this
There's nothing wrong with the reddit frog
>>565701756Troontinx if he was white.
>>565713813if we do Warm Welcome at each other in game it will be like a hug!
>>565701756This is sad but it is what it is. I hope they find happiness, despite the mental illness.
>>565701756I have never clicked on this video, the thumbnail is fucking terrifying, he looks exactly like the troon wojak but with a wigWhy do people troon out, bros, it's such a stupid move for 5 seconds of fame
>>565713919>What color are you?The superior color>What do you consider ‘exciting food’?biryani, nihari, haleem, and karahi
>>565714043It's fucking nasty man, cant believe the niggas who ran in tournys think they earned any real feats. There's an even nastier version, but for the sake of the Geneva Convention, I'm gonna keep it on the down-low.
>>565713712it's this easy tr*sh
>>565714250AHHH MY EYES
>>565714238vanilla elden ring pvp is dead man, give me something funny to use in seamless please
>>565713712I agree with this post and I play on erg all the time
>>565714250anons will say it is fake even with the F5
>>565713242such a lame dork>>565713505weird samefag
>No funny tabs>y*tsuba BSoulless
>>565714250Anyone can inspect element, sperg.
>>565714103idptg...
>>565714520true... I was multitasking
>>565714709that fucking sucks man I honestly regret offering
>pepe on damage control for some reasonMaybe think before you act? FAFO
Give me a full hp negation
what is wrong with yotsuba b?it is the most chill one
>>565708817>raped by jannies>>565706428>not raped by janniesf**poster is valid and stunning and defeated everyone with FACTS and LOGIC
>>565714916no one cares
>>565714875eeeeermmm that was pretty rude you should be better...
taunters tongue beyond the levelling bracket is just a no go, every invader in belurat last night showed up in their platinum anti gank diaper and it was wretched
>>565714907you don't need it
>>565715160no? I do what I want and I am not enslaved by your disney channel child rhetoric
>>565714193Based PakiBVLL putting yurokekolds in their placeI kneel
>>565715370stop talking to yourself terrjeet
GG! The run-up to the boss with my loadout felt fucking orgasmic. So damn cool. You got to see me eat shit finally, Trish.Although on the bright side, Trish taught me something on the Phase 3 Balancers. At the start of it, run away as a team so they filter into you one at a time.Not even mad I didn't get a dagger. The helice was fucking amazing.
>>565715523Deviljeeta melty
>>565715342this forced segregation shall haunt at some point of your life listen to what I'm saying you cannot act like this nightsissy
>>565713853weird bait
Gg balancers, I like standing in the middle of the arrow rain while blocking with my weapon to catch the worm aggro>>565715541Yup don't worry about it that's probably the hardest boss in the game, such a knowledge check. The rest you didn't even die seeUsually only 3 aggro but more join as the fight goes I think
>>565715749>you didn't even die seeWhat?
>>565715661Stop being so jealous Trishjeet
>>565715796during the expedition
>>565715627you're being ridiculous, my hugs are only for people that played this game that I love, I just want to inform you that I, personally, would not like to interact with you specifically any further
>>565715620terrjeeta schizo
>>565715945elden lords won nightcucks losttake THAT
Sorry for leaving, I had to get the lettuce
gg I think this would've been easier if you didn't rejoin after being absent for night 1 and most of day 2 tbqh
>>565716097
Trish is so cute
>>565716097>shlonk merchant shlonks the weedbased?????that 1 hundo pack
sissy merchant is so lame
>>565716150You 1000% would’ve lost lmao
People keep talking about there being a tierlist for players here in regards to skill. Does anyone have it or is it imaginary?>>565716097Kratom's where it's at for maximum focus.
>>565716371nah adel would've been dead before my first down
All erg girls and sissies are cute!
>asking for a tierlistOnce again this is somebody's alt and he's only here to shitstir
Just fapped to some Ranni bimbofication porn.
>>565716275We all love her here. She’s such a gem.
>>565716275wahrheit>>565716325lüge
>>565716574I had a great ranni fap last night
>>565716490falsenvke
>>565716479
>>565716574redeem the sharing
>>565716584>>565716275Samefag thread saboteurism.
>>565716150>Belan sissy arc
>>565716574>>565716636you could have asked us to help you silly
>>565716742Sludge why you tryin not to laugh bro that's disrespectful as shit bruh
>>565716150classic grief merchant
>>565716945Cumslut
>>565716975>>565716287Talk properly, you fat-lipped amerigroid
>>565716945Don't tempt me.
>>565717153me? nyo~>>565717337*poke*
Sex with clapcake and trish unf unf unf
>>565716806Terrjeeta melty
>>565717760More...
>>565717760>wrong skin tonetrash>>565717703I invade type Bs like this on the regular
>>565717703>>565717760>>565717769nice combo ergies
trishyboo...
>>565717769you are lusting after fat brown men
Mi princesa Trish...
>erg wo-AAAAAAAAAACK!
a thousand oceans are my tears
>get lost looking for dog>kill dog>go to crystal>get baby jump that sends me to my doom>get literally 0 negation of any kind>0 items that increase damage>only weapon worth a fuck is a dinky spear that does 150 damage per stab>we also killed the wrong demon (which was a nightmare)nightmare
>>565718105when was the last time you held the hand of trish?
>>565718323We know Deviljeet
>complete radio silence about duskbloods and tarnished edition because of performance issueskek i hope fromsoft fires whoever accepted jewtendo's offer to put them on shitch2
I want to kiss trish
making type Bs know their place
>>565718423I’m pretty sure that was Miyazaki himself so probably not happening
how do i refund dlc this shit sucks
where is the temple town ruins grace i know it exists
where is what sorry I zoned out
>>565718398Nos estamos agarrando de las manos en este mismo momento
>>565693701Best post all thread - well done.
>>565717769I heard if you carry them they'll do whatever you want after
>>565717703UUUUOOOOOOOH PLAPPING SISSY /erg/ ANONS
>>565717703Name?
>>565718915enseñame o eres una putita mentirosa
>>565719302José Nacho Araújo
>>565719302terr
/erg/ en Español?????
>>565720030nosotros somos los hijos de roma
>>565720030нeт, クソを食ってそれから死ぬ
>>565719302terrjeeta
Shit wylder
Gawdlike Wylder*
>>565720030nyo
>>565720104I remember watching a video looking for the most legitimate heir to the Roman empire that is alive and turned out to be the king of Spain
first game of the day and I get a guardian that runs straight to an evergaol at level 1 and 3 bars
>>565721201and people give me a hard time for gaolslopping
ebin degrod
gg greg, the dangers of dutchess ulti cannot be understated.
>>565720993the catholic church is the de facto modern roman empire and latin america is the modern holdings
Ult*
Fun run. I'm feeling my mind getting a bit cloudy, but I got a few more goes in me.>>565721484To be honest, I wasn't sure where to do my ult since I was always the one who was down.
>>565721639Use it for the iframes if you're not confident on the dodge timing for the big double dunk, otherwise its pretty useless on greg.
>>565718915Google translate>>565719308Actual speaker
>>565721579>>565720993You are going to upset the angloids
ackkk Im the only one that died like an idiot but that was really fun
>queue>forget i'm in queue>decide to go hang a teleivsion mount and bracket in the building outside so i can watch tv while working on my car>get done>sit down>realize i never took myself out of queue>i'm still in queuelong ass queue
>>565721995yup another gawd merchant carry
>>565722120for the collection indeed
does thinking this looks cool make me a slop-eating cuck? Because I think it goes hard af
>>565717703Ugh hottie
GG, cool double whip build
>>565721920rome was literally never anglo?
Underplapper
>>565721920nah we've never been a continental empireand we suck too much jewish cock
>>565722278yeah it's tuff but they should have included Ranni in the miquella fight but jews and gays would have cried about the message of heterosexual supremacy
Would undertaker like being whipped
>>565722568british and american institutions are almost all roman or french established
>>565722278Why would it be slop
Gaol spring uprisingWe will all have gaols for the summer
>>565718105>>565718503mlem
>>565723034*this* is your princesa???
>>565722840what's her skin color
Mating press breeding the clapcake
>>565722907ideological influence does not equate to the actual heritage of the empire and the five eyes nations are just the regime or real life nox like underground alien-like people
>mlem
>>565722278Erm sweaty this would mean fromslopware has to actually put effort into the story
>>565723113Undertaker? I imagine she’s American but with Italian heritage. Maybe from New York idk. So mutt coloured
>>565723138I want to have babies with the clapcake really really bad
>>565722594Trvke nvke
>>565723034sissy manwhore faggot
Where have the S-tier players gone?
>>565723105Si
>>565723948xhey are ERPing please wait 3 minutes or so
>>565723924whoa, gay.
>>565723924Thank you
>>565722120That guy sure gets carried a lot huh
>>565723749Never playing this but imagine being some poor schmuck who buys this and ends up in the gay route and sees the cutscene where the two swords and lying together while gay sex is going in the background
>>565723349>amerimutts are this retarded and don't play the game
>>565723138>>565723367Hot hot HOT!
Can you guys go more than 10 posts without bringing up race?
>>565724701can you go one post without being brown?
>>565724798You didn't answer the question.
>>565720030macaco boludo de merda
>>565724701of course
>>565724701Modern 4chan is the same 20 people that don't play videogames calling each other browns
>>565724701no>>565724798not xhim but also no
>>565725083Unfortunately true.
Pepe can you not go to a poison ruin while me and the rev are fighting loretta?
daytona 500
>>565724972you answered mine.
>>565724701In the 10 posts ending at this post yours is the only one mentioning race
why does nobody use demons plating
>>565725489Actually 2 posts above mine is one that references "Amerimutts". A racial slur. And is in reply to a conversation arguing about race.
>>565725673american isn't a race and amerimutt isn't a slur
>>565725809"Amerimutt" is in fact a racial slur. And if you don't know that, then you are a supreme newfag
>>565725991How so?
>>565725991wrong
>>565726072>>565726084Lurk more
>>565725601I use it whenever I get it but I almost never pick it for the actual boss fight because I know I'm going to fuck it up
I GOT HIT BY A SINGLE FUCKING SHARD OF HIS ROTATING TURRETA SINGULAR FUCKING SHARDAND IT 100-0'd MEFUCK
GG, EB folk. We got screwed, but I had fun on the run regardless.>>565726250Welcome to Depth 5. For those who like CBT.
Does anybody play regular mode anymore
yet another run griefed by yingjeetle sigh
I wish shifting earths were a bit more common, I kinda miss the Great Hollow and Noklateo
>>565726338I do sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1E8n8cLD8wart
>>565726128So you don't even know why? Figures
>>565726338I would, but I'm lonely.
>>565726338You could just ask people to help you, you know
>>565726358>>565726498Low media literate newfies repeating words they don't understand, can't do their own research, while acting like authorities on subjects they know nothing about.
daily yingjeet humiliation ritual
>>565726338I'll play with you but only if you show your gock
>>565726176>>565726256>>565726358>>565726512oy vey! only erp allowed!
>>565726835>be a retard>omggg only erp allowed omg!!!!
Thank you to the jannie who at least cleaned up a bit of the thread. The effort is appreciated.
>>565726072>>565726084you stupid? mutt is a slur for mixed race.
>>565726950>be a retardyeah we know you are one
>>565726256lol
you lost the argument when the janny stepped in on your side
Alright, I got one more run in me. Let's do this!
>>565727004So true funposters win again and threadshitters lose
>>565727261In this thread we kneel to JanGAWDS
no racisme in the gennie pls
z tier queue tonight huh
>>565727392I'll hop on and bring that Z to a Y. Though I'm scared because Ying is reportedly playing.
>>565727281Please hydrate cutie
what is unironically the best build for PvE, PvP, world exploration and variety in gear?
>>565727368i look like this and i pay for 4chan ads
>>565727340The board itself would be so much better if certain parts of the world got rangebanned. But hopefully the worst of the posters here get vacationed so we can talk about the game without falseflagging threadshitters.
>>565727494Get fucked omgFat recluse tiddies are erg culcha
>>565727481Greatshield + poking stick
gg on moth duty even as undertaker
gg bug, I was eager to check how much damage the new dragon communion buff on weapon adds, fucking +16... like, not even +30 dmg? rly? Meanwhile just let balancer relics stack
>>565727494deleted on the spot...poor soul...
this is starting to get a bit ridiculous
>>565728073Nice ass sissy
>>565728385Lewd
>>565728385interesting development
>>565728385type Bs really like this emote
>>565727592>t. falseflagging thread shitter
Goddamn the newfie qveen really putting the indians in their placeServes u right
Why do all Executor mains look like this in real life?
On second thought, I'm completely sappest of energy having been playing Nightreign for about 15 hours now.I'm sad I only got one game with Trish, but it was a fun and productive run regardless.I'd like to think in the imaginary player tierlist here, I've at least made it up to C these past few days.
>>565728765Aw but I'm queued
>>565728765sissy
>>565728765Let me lick your feet please
>>565728765>been playing Nightreign for about 15 hours now.Need thee a tuffet, fair maid?
>>565728850Reopened the game and queued. Let me know if I don't get in a game with you so I can close the game again.
>>565729063alright but rev looks like shes seen some shit
pain
Sex with ying until the bed breaks hnnnnngh
>>565729265Uoh I love erg sissies
stop being gay or else
beautiful sunday, fit for 15 hours straight of...nightreign
Ying Zheng playing and posting on erg
>go to the shop to get my item slot>golden hippo waddles over and eats me
This thread is too gay for me now, goodbye.
>>565729569
Is it really that gay to fuck submissive and breedable anons?
Making a family with 565729569
>>565729412FUCK that ghostflame dragon holy shit
good job jannies look at what you just did
So many girls in erg...
I’m going whips this time and no one can stop me
*blocks you* I won
my humor is discord gay humor and this is my post
So excited for the upcoming ggposts
xhey are gonna lose
gg ED libra but haloslop is for fags
>>565731012idc
>>565726437I just wish I got more variety. It seems like every time I get random shifting earths I get the same one 3 times in a row
play pivipi
>>565731165fcs died again sis we are living the ergocalipse
GG Libra fun sloppin'
>>565731113Yeah it's really weird how whenever you get the mountaintops you get it like 3 times almost in a row
>>565731113>>565731647don't they stay active until you go to the bed or whatever
gg small fish
>>565732240>Gumbus (Washed)I bet he smells great...
>>565732295gg. I was prepared for anything. Had a good holy, fire, and lightning weapon. I'm so glad I dodged Balancers. Finally got to fight a boss I haven't seen in a long time.
im watching anime
Devilcuck meltdown kek
>>565733405sweet gown
>>565732326
uhmmmm
>>565733640yeah you ran off into the distance and then d/c'dlobby closedlol
Welp. Not the way I would've wanted my last game to go, but it's good enough. My brain completely shut off from exhaustion by the start of the second day, so it's no surprise.>>565733640We were both downed, so when you lost connection, it was a defeat.
>LATAM duchess does the pinging
>>565733527its the aristocratic one
gg 60 second dreg
>Me just staring at Recluse's damage on Dreglord
“People” will tell you not to run whips, those “people” are wrong
>>565733790>>565733749the fuckWell good enough it was an honest well fought run you may rest now ying I relief u
>>565734000That usually never happens btw :( I'm sorry if it was on my end
>>565734000Over 16 hours in one sitting., by the way.And not a single deep relic that makes it so I get power from beating invaders.
>>565733973What the helly
>>565734168deep relics don't get that lineonly the first 3 slots do
>>565734168Invaders cant appear on deep relics, only normal ones
>>565734215>deep relics don't get that line>>565734273>Invaders cant appear on deep relicsWait, you're telling me I've spent hundreds of thousands of murk and a hundred sigils on the wrong fucking relic type?
>didnt get a single game with ying or cupcake todayIs this what suffering is
>>565734410>spent hundreds of thousands of murk and a hundred sigils on the wrong fucking relic typeYes!
>>565734168Good work today good sesh>>565734168I do not know this sufferingCupcake is playing undertaker now aswell so cute
>>565734410you should've askedthe two relic types have SOME shared lines, but not all of them. You can't get evergaol or invaders on deep relics.>I've spent hundreds of thousands of murk and a hundred sigils on the wrong fucking relic type?yes
>>565734540>>565734590I was told to go in earlier depths and get better relics, that I need relics to get buffed when we kill invaders. To me, that means depth relics = has invader kill bonuses.You legitimately can't fault me for connecting the two when they were told to me together.
Who needs invaders anyway they're slop just like balancers
>>565734723Depths in general gives *more* relics than non-depth runs. You don't NEED the Invader relic, but it *is* a straight upgrade since /erg/ routes invader camps. Each invader is 7% more damage.
>he's still pretending to be a newfag
>4am in india/pakistan>thread quality greatly increasedHmm...
>>565733973now how much dmg does it do without RKR and a scholar buffing you?
>>565735173Dalit Knight went to sleep assblasted lol
sharten ring hyping up scarlet rot only to make me waste fifteen black keys not proccing it on a forge golem...aieee
>>565734463Sorry I haven't been queueing, I've been on bestie support duty today. >>565734583The Undertakers are taking over~
>>565732240retard
Am I incorrect or is Undertaker easily the strongest character in the game?
>>565734723creasy alt
>>565735594one of the worst actuallyeven raider is better than she is
>>565735192600 I think. I had pretty bad passives attack wise
>>565734723you should try double balancers with dormant reapers. very strong but honest and respectable setup thats good for learning the game
>>565735594she is bottom 3 along with nigraider and shartian
>>565734463Actually I can queue now, so I will, hide your elo
>>565735836>bottom 3No, she's square in the middle next to exejeet
>>565735515Uoh cutie
Devilgawd*
She is really bad so if you play her your epic
>>565735515>Kubo face
I wish Dreglord and Heolstor gave ED currency, it's so stupid they don't, the best relics I have gotten are from that gacha
>>565736137Weird falseflag post
>>565736372>HeolstorApparently there's ED Heolstor in the files. No clue why they didn't release him.
I use the music to time the nuke dodges in dreg's last phase, it's always consistent
gg dreglord.I hate field dragons. They're not balanced for the game. In ER, they're positioned in massive spaces, so you can dodge their fire by running away with Torrent. But in Nightreign, they're haphazardly placed with enclosures and obstacles to hinder you movement, thus dodging fire is pretty much rng.
i set my music to 0
gg greg, your net gets a little wild sometimes
>>565733814
>>565736702mirrorhelm strat
>>565736637Skill issue
>>565736637And then they decide to teleport back all the way to their spawn through no fault of your own because they choose to fly across the map.
Creasy is so bad and dumb
>>565736761I'm used to my net resetting every 4 hours. Which unfortunately kicks me from a game, forcing me to rejoin. It usually only takes a minute. That, by coincidence, haven't happened in a long time. So when I noticed the connection getting wonky, I didn't think it was me, I thought it was one of you. But as it turns out, my connection went 1 bar, only passing a small amount of data. A manual reset, and I'm fine now.
>>565736761>creasy>clumsy>sensterrifying lobby
>>565737581We kicked ass though.
>>565737581be nice
>demon offers a challenge only appears once when Libra reaches 50% healthgenuinely mad at him for doing that what an asshole
>>565737581>>565737250There are many worse players than Creasy on the pw. I think the blogging is funny, I dont get the hate.
>>565738180>many worse players than Creasy Name 3
>>565738180Oh he used to talk shit but he's piped down, newfie
>>565738289ying, bjark, remance
>>565738503Watch your mouth fucking bitch don't do them dirty like that
>>565738423No I didn't. I just didn't instantly roll over and blindly accept your "expertise". I challenged your notions. Forced you to explain your reasoning.
>>565738148On the bright side, if you kill the condemned, they will spawn with half health next time (does not apply to the riot condemned)
>>565738580fuck you i'm right
>>565738616Haha
>>565738180he's just slow as fuck and will split off randomly if he doesn't like your ping
>>565736501There's a purple version of his boss's logo, nothing else.
Genuinely what are you supposed to do in a 1v3? We were all over this guy and I managed to get him low and then one of my teammates pressured him in a corner and all I had to do was angle my chilling mist so he freezes to death.
>>565737581>all 3 are rage quittersKEK>>565738180>newfag playing dumb
>dodging caligo
>>565738953he needed a better l2
everyone here hates each other. might as well go back to playing with my chinese brothers
>>565738503>bjarkprobably, hes even worse these days somehow>yingnewfig, the couple games i've had went well though>remancenah, hes slightly better
it would be really conceited to think you don't have to learn the game like everyone else and instead just skip d1-d4 because you're a special snowflake
>>565739345>the couple games i've had went wellSo is he worse or not?
>>565739234You might be right.
>>565738832>he's just slow as fuckArguably, you guys are too fast. Too spazzy. But sure, I'm typically lagging behind. Only Sens is slower, and that's because he's doing Scholar item stuff.>and will split off randomly if he doesn't like your ping99% of the time, I will go to bad pings, because supporting each other is more important than optimal routing. It would be worse if I split off, and then you or I died alone. If I deviated from a ping, it's because A, there are two pings, and I decided which one is better. B, Grabbing a nearby crystal in the great hollow. C, Grabbing a nearby church en route to the destination. D, the location is too close to the rain with a poor escape route. E, I need a blue smithing stone. F, somehow you pinged something so incredibly stupid, that ignoring it is the only sensible action to take.
why is it newfig now, are we woke sissy girls?
>>565739517i dont know yet
>>565739517No he's better he just has to learn the bosses, he actually pings things
>>565739568is this what happens on seamless
>>565739634prob some sharteen dsjeet speak
The worm jumped directly on top of me twice awardThe second time would've been fine but I didn't realize the worm surfacing ALSO has an active hitbox because fuck me I guess
>>565740083
>>565740326There there clapcake chan
>>565739869It's either braindead PVEers, duelists, or people trying to set up a 2-3v3 for the most part.
>>565739568Seeing hosts hardswap as if they're hot shit makes my blood bloil
>>565740326gg! Thank you for taking all the aggro, you did great <3 Thank you Sludge 2 too for the Grafted. I always give it away so I've only used it like twice.
Just ate a fire hot dog with avocado, tomato mayo and mustard
>>565740695
>>565740326raped moron
>>565740826Who asked?
>>565722278It does yes>>565722907You might be retarded
>>565726338why would any do that? shit sucks
>>565729265this makes you gay btw
>>565727592talk about irony…
>>565727558we know, dsgtroon
Deviljeeta lost bigly to PakiBVLLS
Shit exejeet
>>565729803don’t post my wife here faggot
>>565727340>mantra of the raped
>>565725083That’s entirely warranted and simply a product of the times we live in, sadly.
>>565724798Got xher ass there ngl>>565722594Finally some Latinx realism
>>565714193You aren’t funny and your meme response betrays your fecal colored nature
>>565728706low test and bad at the game
>>565736372>>565700893
>>565739634it’s another case of >>565739939 sadly
>>565736303Nothing wrong with that. Could be a lot worse given what’s usually posted here.
>>565733405I see ZERO anime…
>>565702752*no one did
>>565740826latinx moment
>>565701043Made him cry here
>>565701690Someone explain what this underaged boy is on about
>>565698407Lovely wyldwife
>>565699042>>565698726>>565699132what is xhe yapping about
>>565678397You wish it was, I’m sure
>>565729992>>565730218>>565730290>>565730393>>565730518>>565730952>>565730997>>565729396>>565729339Don’t shit up the place like this again or else keep it for the ‘cord
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