Previous: >>565676440>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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>>565696762It is such a crime that Sodashi will never get an uma
>US/SEA hours>slow>behaved>nicely mannered>JP experts help everyone>EU hours>fast(er)>unbehaved>disgusting behavior>schizophrenia left and right
>>565700016
I'm more interested in her roommate's orbs.
>>565699417
I want Rudolf to seductively tie me to the bed while insinuating hours of intense sex, only to sit down next to me and tell me bad puns for all night.
>>565700075Hypothetically what if Kaneko dies
I require more spherical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo
>>565700092Why did you just repost >>565699914 but flipped around
>most likely inheritor to the mambo throne is v*tticgrim...
this thread will be gayer
>>565700124True embodiment of autism now
wahey
>>565700204Kill yourself.
there's no limit to the LARP
>>565700196as long as he doesn't go full stalin
>>565700196
>>565700339>tail under skirt
>>565700339>tail inside the skirtnot canonical and also lewd
“Evil” Journey.
>>565700187when do you say fuck it and just rely on a 2* med...
>>565700339that buttplug
>>565700339Whatever gets more people on the turf
So, where will mambo members go when the club implodes?
Will the new mambochode kick K*b? That's the least you could do
>>565700339holy hag sex
test for some reason I can't see the title of webms and if they have sound I can't hear them
>>565700514wait didn't mean to tag
>>565700605I will keep him as a hunting trophy
>>565700605Rare Brick is recruiting
ButtSweat's recruiting! Joy.Casual B+ /uma/ club. Do a couple of runs, play the game, good times, very fun. If you're busy with living, just let us know, no worries.Celebrate your pulls and runs or scream at the JAPANESE CAMERA TECHNOLOGY THAT WAS A DEAD HEAT if the chat allows it, or just ask for shoes and carry on with your day, it's all good. We even have some very strong torenas willing to share all their secrets if you feel like tryharding.Reply here or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
Digitan LOVE
>>565700597Mambo 2
>>565700743this is way more convincing than the golshi image
>>565700151just hypothetically, haha
>>565700597the only way I'm quitting is if the new danchud adds a quota or changes anything reallythe club has been proven to just function by itslef without doing anything
>>565700668Mambos would never sweep
UMADash needs one more anon! Come join us if you can do 30M/month and trade shoes.
>>563147051here you go
>>565700514Always. Aiming for 3* Med while also aiming to get a good blue and decent whites will have you doing parent runs until the end of next scenario.
>>565699585>sirius kwaboli doesn't have oneobviously>smart falcon doesn't have oneObviously, only two dirters got a heros poster1. Kane Hekili2. Lemon Pop
>>565700941fat bitch
I was going to try and get all the Gold Clan Uma casuals during this bond up because I thought I only needed Nakayama and Fenomeno before I can go for Luck's. Turns out I completely forgot about Goldship who is still only rank 8. I guess I'll stop after getting Goldship's since she's higher bond than Fenomeno and then I'll actually start training for LoH....
i want to fuck sexual week
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>>565701030This outfit was a gift from god and should be used more often.
>>565700597>implodesnothing ever happens. mambo was rank 169 last night somehow. this series of events is somehow going to reduce our rank even further.
>>565701072nobody says this
>>565700961i just need a 3* medi don't even care if it is whiteless...my maya kinda needs it
Kino
>>565700961Just checked and it took me 32 maru runs to end up with a maru I was content with (3*speed, 2*med with average whites)
>>565701072>>565701104Mhm...
>>565701029don't be rude
I may have received zero copies of Mr CB's card after 200 pulls on her banner but at least the free pulls gave me Bamboo Memory's card.
>>565701072i say this
>>565701223fat fuck
imagine being attracted to a CHUD such as this
Burger Pocket!
>>565701104nice artist thanks for posting
1LB secured, phew
Special Week is super cute
>>565701373that shiet useless tho
>>565701223>that linethat's so fucking sad and funny. i'd let her have all the carrots and call her bunny
>>565701651it's her "be happy" burger
>>565701223Special Week sees Suzuka in a swimsuit and doesn't eat for the rest of the day
>>565701724
Special Week's bloodline mogs all the others so hard it's not even funny
Last Thread
>>565701746You don't say.
>>565701184>kicking useless flatliners will decrease the rankI'm not following
>>565702018true
>>565702030:))
>>565702018>ramonu raped manmany are saying this
i need to bury my face in those special cheeks
Maguin.
>>565701651she has ass burgers
>>565702018>groove hates taishinThis is real
>>565701691you are committed now. MLB
I don't wanna do another CM next week
>>565701961Still part of Sundayman's bloodline, which basically rules JRA/URA.
>>565702181McAckie
>>565702018Bwo, Grove HATES Taishin.
>>565702138i'm not sure what you mean, could you elaborate?
>>565702018schizos won
>>565702274
>>565702452
THIS is your supreme commander?
>>565702018>gyaru stego
TamaLove, formerly AlmondLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The club's only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AlmondLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
cb end close to my face
>>565702452to this day nobody knows what she meant by this
Kawakami Princesses enormous tits
>>565702472spics uma community is quite big huh
>>565702472
As an acquaintance? Friend? Wow, Still is so kind.>>565697513Does anyone know whether other girls will get the same winter blazer?
>>565702978Yes but it's not something you can put on them in the lobby.
>>565702741that supreme ass commands me to do things
>>565702867
>>565702978>As an acquaintance? Friend?Even if it's meant in jest, this is how trainers get raped
>>565700117>gave her daughter the hair saddlescute
I think i can't do it anymore, i started a run and I immediately quit it after for no reason. MANT is fucking ass and I hate it, it takes way too fucking long. I just can't grind anymore, I am mentally exhausted to the highest degree
>>565702937
>>565703170do some URA runs and enjoy the story, I did Nishino Flower's and it was like a breath of fresh air
>>565702978Is there someone you want to see it in, in particular?
Whatever, go my Cafe
>>565702937bound to happen when you mix anime, sports, and cute girls
>>565703441Cute
>>565703047What a shame.>>565703154I fail to see the problem.>>565703282Bobo, Dia and Ardan I guess. Winter outfits are really nice.
Digitan would be extremely easy to rape.She goes to lots of conventions and meets, often unaccompanied due to her niche interests. As her trainer, you would know the exact ins and out of her schedule, allowing you to pick an optimal time where she would be out late, alone, perhaps taking the scenic route back to her dorm. Of course, being an umamusume, her natural strength would make her feel relatively safe to do so; and, truthfully, it would be enough to discourage most assailants. However, weighed down by merchandise and having walked a convention hall all day would leave her exhausted and unable to summon her full strength to fight back against you.She has poor Long aptitude, after all.From the dark, you could easily grab hold of her tiny body. You'd have at least a few second to get a good grip before she even reacted. A few more moments of her flailing wildly to get hold of her panties under her skirt. By the time she would be able to muster a real resistance, she'd feel your turgid member pressing against her. She'd freeze. How else could she react? She racks her brain for any semblance of an answer, any solution to what was happening between her legs, right before you plunge into her.Numb and tired, she would simply let things proceed, unable to process it.You could simply leave the sticky aftermath as it were. Digital has no interest in normal humans, so she would be unable to connect your height and build to you so long as you covered your face. She never paid attention to it before, and she would have no reason to suspect you as the perpetrator, so things would proceed as they always did the next day.Her running form is off. It must still hurt. She's trying to smile and brush it off. You can see what you did to her dancing behind the mask she would have to wear to try to pretend she still felt normal. She's doing her best, but she's clearly broken up about it.You could probably do it again. She wouldn't even resist the second time.
>>565702937Well, there are a lot of them out there, also didn't cygames sponsor some of their races?
>>565702867Hag sex!
>>565703276Idk bwo I just dont think I got it in me anymore, my event points are at 250k and even looking at my umas is getting me exhausted. To be honest, I kinda want to retire or at least go away for a long while but I'm important to my club and it would be a shitty thing to do....
>running End Closer>only get Speed Eater/Productive Plan/Shitting Gears hints from Mile races instead of something actually usable like UpdraftersWhy this
>>565703643
>want to use skill books>but I know this uma is going to be outclassed in a year and these books are way too goddamn rare for what they ask of you
>>565702018I wish Aoi would stop posting here
how do I improve this? aside from the obvious stuff like medium S, DD/PP etc.
>>565702937they're the only ones who still care about Spe so they get a pass
>>565703643>>565703753Don't have Ardan, sorry.
>>565703649(you)
>>565703784powecreep doesn't get crazy until the 4th anniversary bro
>>565700196He was the one recruiting when danchou wasn't doing shit or accepting flatliners without asking, he would be the most reasonable pick
>>565700147
>>565702937Half of the posters here are spics
>>565703784Air Groove wouldn't do this
>>565703753>>565703929Beautiful. Thanks anon!
>>565703929
>>565702949I don't get it
>>565703675Hag love!
I feel like people saying you need a minimum speed in junior year for early sweeping of G3s and the 2 G1s were gaslighting me, having a minimum power gets me way more consistent results
>>565700196>most likelyanon, at least half of Mambo will be logged in at daily reset for the shoe laundering. It's going to be a literal RNG Battle Royale, where you have ~7% chance of being named Danchou.
HonseFun, a casual A club, has one box of hot sau- I mean, one spot open for an active trainerReply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game
i need ramo to ride me until i'm seeing stars.
>>565703649she would react immediately and violently to what was perceived as an attempt to steal her precious merch
>>565704007Air Groove did it to me yesterday
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for May? Rare Brick (835612678) has two (2) spots for a few lucky anons! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't flatline then disappear unless you already finished it. We have: >ohayo stickers (and many more!) >shoe wars at reset (mediums only!) >practice partners for CM >a safe place to complain about the xoguri menace Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>565704141piña (pineapple) sounds similar to niña (little girl) so spics call them piñas now instead of lolisfor example, Digitan tiene cuerpo de una rica piña (Digitan has the body of a sweet pineapple)
>>565704129Do not steam your Suzukas.
>>565704007Air Groove DID do that
>>565704129that's the second steaming Suzuka I've seen, anyone have more?
>>565704126Cute!
>>565703282Super Creek onegai
>>565704007Licky-chan would do that!
>>565702837ace on my face
>>565704484Apparently horses tend to stick out their tongue like that when nervous or aren't feeling well.
>>565704465
>>565703282Silence Suzuka, onegaishimasu
>>565704126Sippy
>>565703048>omw to clean out a mcdonald's
>>565704252i disapprove of this one
>>565703675>>565704147>>565704276So this is the charm of an adult woman...
Went to the Oaks and Derby Bet on every race, slapping $5 across the board on my favorite name in every race I budgeted 200 for betting so I don't feel that bad I lost a shitton more on drinks and food though Was a lot of fun
>>565704567Tony did it for funnies and so did his children
>>565704431I don't know if this one counts
I was looking through builds posted in the thread to get some ideas on what to do. I don't get where these stats are even coming from. Where is this anon getting all this guys? His sparks are 9stm/6pw/3spd
>>565704646If there's one thing I don't like how TB, it's how the game tells you to fuck yourself if your Mile is C or less
>>565704367Can I steam Cafe?
>>565704584
>>565704691I am in danger of developing an adult woman fetish
Why are they holding a photo of Suzuka in the Team Sirius card like she died?
>>565704795Join us for the Pearl banner!
>>565704769Yeah.
>>565704776many thanks, super cute Suzu
>>565704902she died
>>565704431
>>565704727Did you wear a goofy suit? Do they even let you in if you don't wear some goofy getup?
i can't stop thinking about Pearl's dick sucking lips.
>>565704707Spics are based
>>565704902She did...
>>565704569Thanks!
kitapits should look up to bakupits not teio
Today I learned that some people call the meta deck Kitasan, FineMo and Creek the KFC cards.
>>565703965Thank (you)
>>565704754What are you confused about? That's very doable. Kitasan and NTR lining up in the summer gives a minimum of 52 speed on a 10% growth rate
>>565704902Anon....
>>565704931GOD I want to. I can afford one extra uma pulling this year, so far it's been Hokko Tarumae but the hags are calling me..........
>>565704940>>565705016>>565705112I MEAN IN THE STORY YOU FUCKS
PSA for the new mambodanchud: count all the recruitment posts by A+ clubs with exactly zero (0) replies before enacting a genocide
>>565704795>>565704931Am I racist if I don't like her DSP?
>>565705207She went to America
>>565705207it's because at the end of her story she decides to go overseas and oonige in America, etc.
>the strongest Front always wins gwo!!!
>>565705207ANON....
>>565704569>>565704776
PSA for the new mambodanchud: hi
when's the next mlb human rights i feel like sticking 200 carrots into cb umanko
>>565704567sometimes they're sillyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFEJIwu0NI
AHHHHHHHH
>>565705321Yes, anon. The strongest Front. Not the Front with the highest rating.This is why you don't win - because you're fucking retarded.
>>565705275DSP? Digital Service Provider?Digital Signal Processing?wakanai....
>>565705380ramonu is the next human right card that needs mlb (6 months from now)
>>565705334Funny how all but Bourbon has had the same drinking animation
>>565703649A kick can potentially break your legs and/or balls.The best way to rape an umamusume as a trainer is drugging them.
I saw this awful western fan art and now you will too
>>565704974I actually looked good in my derby suit and hat Also it's not just that you have to wear a suit you also have to wear something pink on Friday because it's filly day
>>565705498san q
>>565705465Dick sucking lips
>>565705380you can edge it a little bit more until the rerun with creekends dont have anything else until late 2027 anyway
>>565705498stego is perfect
>>565705498fuck you
>>565705207japs send their characters overseas when they don't have idea what to do with them but want to continue the story. see Sayama in Yakuza 3 after ending as Kiryu's love interest at the end of 2
Another med S + fast learner run assassinated by terrible summers...
>>565705498Here's some cute western art.
>>565705498Very cute. I am her wife btw.
>>565705498lmao
>>565705207bro your umamusume pretty derby season 1?
>>565705359Ace looks too young to be a hag.
>>565705479>>565705608since i have lb0 finemoan and no nakednatie, cb umanko is appealing
>>565705235El Mysterio, one of the Four Horsement, herethose won't apply to us. Mambo is the most popular /uma/ club by far, we've never lacked recruitment and won't even after we purge the flatlining nigger leeches.
>>565705207she did die
Uma on the jumbotron at the Derby
>>565705495Being cool like that comes naturally to her
>>565705681How does fuji cock feel like, wife-kun?
>>565705498stego fans are like this???
>>565705359>1hag>2not hag>3not hag>4not hag>5almost hag>6hagwhy are most of them not hags? Isn't this supposed to be a hag group picture??
>>565705748as long as you dont change anything elsethe club is only popular cause it's chill
>>565705740cb has perfectly fine stat output at 1lb but it's not mlb finemo levels. I also suggest just toughing it out because ramno can fix your wit problems by herself and you can complement her with whatever style specific wit card you want to add on top of that
>>565705321Looks you weren't the strongest front so you lostShrimple as
>>565705658That's different, that's because they thought it would be really scummy if Kiryu was in a committed relationship but still going on dates with hostess girls
He knows what he did
>>565705897no, they are just generations close to each other.
>>565705908we plan on adding a 20-25M quota on top of the no flatlining rule. This bullshit has gone on for long enough, Mambo is changing.
>>565705789whos roy, and why does pokke wanna kill him?
>>565705359The most lovable era
>>565705826My paizuri slave.
>>565702838good, its our secret code
>>565706068
bros... I can choose between up-tempo, straightaway accel, corner recovery or white lighting comin' through for my gold ship. What do I do?
Oke of the turf races on oaks day
>>565706068>weNo we don't you double nigger
I can do the funniest thing if I get the danchou on reset
>>565704567
>>565706238fuck off, you're not in Mambo, retard
>>565705789no one asked, anime only turds
I don't understand how you do a WIT build in TB. In Ura and Unity sure because you can keep training, but you won't even get the big benefits of Wit if you're always racing aside from not having to worry about energy loss AS much if your training is Wit
>>565703282Fine Motion.
>>565706304yes i am
>>565706334Gomen
>>565705937different circumstances but the same reason, fitting the characters in the rest of the stoy would be hard so just send them elsewhere lmao
>>565704567some of them do it as a game
>daring strike chain didn't finish on a fast learner runkilling myself sexy style
>>565706259what would you do?
>>565706408
>>565703282
>>565706296
>>565706370You use a energy 20 and hope that you don't fail the 25% and then do 2 races.
>handsome AND sexyFuji is a miraculous design
>>565706414prove it, post today's chat screencap from daily reset.
>>565706575
>>565706754>Drinking it one handedGOD she is so cool...
>>565706754
QuestionDo weights work even for secondary training? like if I use power weights when clicking speed or speed when clicking wit, do I still get a stat bonus since that stat is still being trained there?
Send thoughts and prayers, kitasan is scheduled to be drained to death
>>565706893no
>>565706893Nope
>>565706893no, they do not. They only boost the power of the training facility, so indirectly they increase others, but not the other way around.
>>565706754>>565703753So it's the muscles then
>>565706940>>565706975Damn, there goes my genius strategy
>>565706564Cute
Your Medium S, Fast Learner, Charming run, sir.
>>565707106You rike MANT? Asks the cygay fan
https://youtu.be/hNrXDrs352g
>>565705931wtf ramen is almost another current duration from release away
>>565706893No, they are tied to the facility not he stat
>>565705207she got Danganronpa'd
>>565705671this happens way too often for me
>>565707287God I hate this art so much
>>565707050Think it's more about who can handle the heat. Bakushin full on chugs it.
>>565707287Shocking truth!
>>565707416CH-CHAIKA?!
>>565706707Now be a big man and propose that quota in club chat and see where that gets ya
>>565707287That's beyond the town bicycle, that'e the town breeding sow. Everyone gets their turn!
>>565707239I can overlook the gay erp but clannad posting is going too far. That shit sucks ass
>>565707287>How did Touka die?>She exploded.
>>565707490>Censor the chat>Don't censor the lobby that has even more names
>>565707569Rex Sploded...
>>565707239I cant bother myself with “playing” visual novels. I watched the anime and yes I did get a little emotional
>>565707532>Clannad sucksNo, YOU'VE gone too far
>>565707681Ok this person is actually, unironically a woman
>>565707532
I haven't met a straight person who looks back on Clannad fondly
>>565707636The names of all mambros have been posted so many time, it doesnt matter anymore. Someone might just copypaste here again for a funni.
>>565707287>three dudes one girl>spawned three more dudesI sense a problem(?)
>>565707490I'm the oguri sticker poster
>>565706886I do not fear Red Desire
>>565707778I haven't met a straight man who didn't
I prefer Rewrite
Imagine how big of a slut Chiyo would have been if she had the Sakura eyes.
good morning
>>565707925more like reShite
>>565707490I didn't propose it, though.
Uma for this Key feel? https://youtu.be/vNes0sm8h6QSerious question btw
>>565707532This. *chu*
>>565707925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KZGOohhBtMtoo bad the anime was so shit, would have been so kino if kyoani had made it
Are there any other days that protect you from race penalties like dec2 each year?
>>565707983that's it you're my number one public enemy
Say something nice about your future Mambochou
>>565706615Fuji Kisexy
Ok but Angel Beats. Now that was a story.
Why do spics enjoy tracing umas over everything and calling it a meme?
>>565707681>The least likeable couple in animeThe Kyou and Tomoyo OVAs are so much better than anything the rest of the anime has to offer. And those ar 5/10s because the MC is still an unlikeable retard. Stick to begging for penis or attention with your weird /uma/bf posts
>>565708160But the ending made me sad.
>>565708160i only remember the op i watched it like 20 years ago
>>565708042
>>565708207>Kyou and Tomoyo OVA'svery good shit
>>565708080huh I didn't realize there was an anime
>>565708201Why does uma have so many spic fans in the first place?
>>565708160How the fuck are you going to knock clannad and then call angel beats good
>>565707636Sending Chrono an uncensored dick pic
>>565708160I don't like how the entire second half is just there to try to make you cry.
Good night friends!!
>>565708280*snap* this is going in my cringe compilation
Where'd these come from? Is this what happens when you forget to claim your daily quests?
>>565700861
>(You) have just logged in to the Mambo club chat and got the Danchou title. What do you do?
This thread smells like old people
>>565708449oyasumi faggot-sama
>>565708376Anon that's every Key work.
>>565708493Do my job
>>565708493I believe I will flood the chat with the TM Opera o emoji at least 50 times
>>565707239https://youtu.be/l841Lbvy7BM
>>565708467Yes
>>565708376I think Tomoya's plot with his father hit me way harder in the feels than anything else. Like there are some parts in a story where you can feel the author's soul being personally mixed in and it feels more "authentic." That the writer is truly writing from his experiences rather than a fictional scenario.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6H-uwXBGeQ
>>565708493Say something edgy in /uma/ and then just do normal danchou things
>>565707415
>>565708503We have youthful hearts.
>>565708493just kick some niggas then uhhhh thats it the slaves are going to recruit themselves rofl
>>565708493
>>565708612Same. This is the part that had me crying like a bitch while others didn't hit as much
>>565708503My club members exposed themselves as being 30 yo jiisans a few weeks ago. You just get used to it because I'm one of those too.
>>565708280>right after Ruby>right before Maru SSR
>>565703824Needs corner skills
>>565709007My club is still age ambiguous and I want it to stay that way
>>565708782
>4 rainbow wits in training>on the turn I NEED to race for a key epithetAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>565708873for me it's the scene where Tomoya talks to his paternal grandmother. Gets me every time. and of course the sunflower sceneand where he says his dead wife's name aloud for the first time in 5 years
>>565708280
@umagrok turn this into a soundpost. I am too lazyhttps://youtube.com/shorts/vylckGPNAHg
Does Red Teio have a win condition this upcoming ChanMe?
Happy birthday Brian!
Clannad the show doesnt make me cry but the song that play when the daughter dies and the song that plays when the daughter hugs the dad makes me cry still
>>565707858I desire her
>>565709164That's like 3 CLI commands and 2 drag 'n drops. Apply yourself.
>>565709191HAPPY BIRTHDAY BANCHOUI will bring you home to my stable soon, very soonLegends Race acceleration DOKO
>>565708650Fair
these two owe me a threesome.
>>565709285But she desires red.
>>565709235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HulTYI1TvrA
>>565709190Yeppers. She doesn't need to borrow Creek or use Creek's card>>565709143>spoilerMostly because of what Ushio said that the places she can only cry and that hit like a truck
>>565705789>>565706468thats pretty cooli assume there's audio?surreal to see and hear weebshit blasted on the tracks irl
>>565709510You really shouldn't do that, horses are instinctively afraid of anything around the hindquarters and can kick even when they don't mean to.
why do you let the literal gay avatarfag derail your thread with a twenty year old boomer sadslop anime
>>565709439Good, because they're a package deal. You can only date both or neither.
>>565709507GOD DAMN IT
>Race Fatigue>Twintail Troubles>After Repeated Races>Twintail Troubles
CM13 Taurus9706775097067750
>>565709714Neicha would not do this.
>>565709643oh i'm well aware. it's why i made sure to save up enough to guarantee both of them. i didn't even need it, i ended up getting both on my free pulls for them
>>565709602Yet they can also be trained not to be afraid of funny human hands
For me it's https://youtu.be/tm7Xf9818FM
>>565709510POV: Ryuji Wada 3.2 seconds before Doto "accidentally" shatters his skull
>>565702243What if I give you TWO scooby snacks
>>565709713Never 4 racesOnly ever 3
>>565709510
>>565709439This is the face they'd make after finding my after-workout student sex h-manga stash
>>565709530Might I request showing d*ck / stats / umanko?
>>565709643>implying dia would share (you) with kita
>>565709891what a whore holy shit
>>565709713
>>565709904based and same. the best time to take them on is when they're drenched in post-workout sweat
>>565709868If I have energy ups & cakes I'll do nhk->takarazuka and tenno sho->japan cup. The points are worth it and I often get away with just the mood downs.
>>565709779remember how the ED had more and more of the cast members fade in one by one giving the impression of a massive cast and then during the final episode they had the whole cast fading away instead
Give me a Wit/Spd deck that can reach 50 RB. I don't have Neicha so I'd borrow her which is an easy +15
my team? end Digitan, pace Daiwa, front VBourbon if you use dominator you are a nigger
>>565709891>>565709510It must feel really good to get scratched in a spot you can barely scratch on your own.
>still 29/30Danchouuuuuuuu......
>>565710205Spe Welfare MLB, Shinko MLB, Tachy and Marvy SR wits MLB. You get one freebie
>>565709747She would do anything to be torenas #1
>>565710407>Spe Welfare MLBI joined the game right after that event ended
What did they mean by this?
>>565708493add quota
>>565709904They wouldn't make that face. They are NOT like that. They would be grossed out and uncomfortable, and would not even be able to look you in the eye. You know this.
>>565710401Should be 28/30 but your danchou is a coward
>uma & Co recruits from Discord>Bricked recruits from Discord>/Uma/Club poaches their Discord recruits>nobody notices that /Uma/Club is indirectly recruiting from Discord
>>565710498youre not funnyyoure not interestingyour shonen latin content is cringe
Fuck I wish this was an SS rank
>>565710498Knowing how much Japan loves "homages" I wouldn't be surprised if both of them are just a reference to a famous panel in Ashita no Joe or some other really old manga.
>>565710498Can Doto solo sukuna?
>>565710474It would help a lot if you posted your spd and wit cards to begin with
>>565710624Doto (real life) would not say this.
>>565709906My Teio's on guts build so not sure if I should share it
>>565710262>Pace Daiwa instead of FrontCan't even be a shameless metafag correctly
I am running my wife nature (cheerleader) as ace in CM13. Advice on cards/sparks needed. I keep making garbage statline end products.
>>565710783I'm a soulful metafag instead bro
Banchou...
>>565710775I enjoy guts maxing so I might give that a try. Thanks.
Is it Doto hours again?
>>565710719This is what I have to work with, using catbox so I don't have to use paint to combine the 2 imageshttps://files.catbox.moe/a6gm4d.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/3lgoom.jpg>inb4 finish leveling your BikoOut of SP
>>565709747She would go through>Wear such a shameless outfit?! N-never!>... Do you really want to see me wearing that?>Just this time ok>Trainer-san, do you prefer pantyhose or fishnets? Want me to wear them next time?in five minutes at most
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw1D-mGbUQwUma for this feel?
>>565709714grass wonder (forma de pisces reject) wins. Umamusume seems to be NSM game.
>>565708449Gn
>>565710670Damn I would've wanted this too but the 1s really hurt
just have fun
>>565710624I don't think I can trust this horse to be honest with you, umadachi
>>565711023It never truly stops being doto hours.
>>565710624doto would give you porn recs because hes a dirty ojisan
>>565710989Based gutsmaxxerbwo >>565708449Goodnight fren
>>565711142>all those debuffersWhat a soulless lobby
>>565710802I have a cracked deck and it still took me many tries. I was doing 2speed 2power 2wit with some stam sparks.
>>565710783daiwa is not meta
smartest uma?
>>565711023
>>565711453helios, she can count
finally sat dawn and uncapped my Rs
>>565710624Doto would tell Dia about my busty ojou-sama doujinshi stash and on the next day she'd tell Tazuna about it as well.
>>565711043>Kitasan 5RB>Jordan 5 RB>Tachy 10RB>Marvy 10RB>Sweepy 5RB at lvl45Level up Sweepy >Nattie Wit 15Thats 50 on the dot. You can replace Sweepy with another 5RB wit card if you want on speed growth umas. Level up sweepy asap.
>>565711453gold ship (unironically)
Another Taurus room3351043233510432
>>565711453The Donna
>>565711372City and yaeno...soulless??
My wife is a pace but my card and Uma spooks are pushing me to be an end main…
>>565711581>Sweepy 5RB at lvl45Actually she already reaches 5 before then, what 45 gives the the skill point bonus
Happy birthday Calstone!
>>565711825Ah thats good, so it is usable at least. Should be lvl up asap anyway
>>565711825Run 1 pace and 2 ends
>>565711659>two dominator ass wonders take top-2great game you got there cygames
>>565708160my friend really liked that one and got me to watch it but I can't remember anything about it at all
>>565710634Every /uma/ club is bound to be a club that recruits from Discord, and if they don't, they will perish on that hill
>>565712035>>565711807
>>565712036So this CM is just more dominator slop?
>>565709458I will paint myself red for her like in The Forest
Didn't activate my recovery award. Back to the mines until that medium S>>565712036It's funnier since they're both CM12 hybrids
>>565711581I swapped Jordan welfare for Air Shakur welfare because I'm mainly using it for Golshi and she gives End skills and both have 5RB
>gwoooo mista shibi gives le good skill hints!>Gained 3 hint level(s) for Strategist.>Gained 3 hint level(s) for Rainy Days.>stats>Gained 3 hint level(s) for Corner Acceleration.>stats>Gained 2 hint level(s) for Strategist.
How many of /our/ clubs have changed danchous?
>>565712309Thats a good call for Ends. Good luck!
>>565712373>>Gained 3 hint level(s) for Strategist.>>Gained 2 hint level(s) for Strategist.Torena hax: If you a skill, you won't get its hints anymore!
>>565712305/uma/ told me hybrids are bad...
>>565712203>>565712036All mediums are thoug? Where ya been..
>>565712487if you buy*I accidentally all over my post...
>>565700930>30mLmao no never
>lots of gibs>nothing to pull forWhat's the point
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>565712682>I refuse to play the gamenoted
Do you guys level up your R cards?
Dead clubsDead gameDead generalDead discussion
>>565712876I leveled up mine all to 20 but I stopped caring about TT entirely
>>565712876Leveling cards?
>>565711659spechud... our response!?
>>565712750Watch number go up!
What if the gayposter had latched onto Laurel instead of Chiyo?
>>565712502The rudolf was a failed cm12 ace (overstammed). I only have 1 ace made and 1 cope ace so I just put her in to see how she'd perform.
>>565712805ElaborateIn a stream of consciousness-esque manner akin to James Joyce's modernist classic Ulysses
>>565713003I feel like I vastely overstam again
>>565713013>>565713013then we could go back to chill and wholesome doggo chiyo posting, in peace
>Maru>BourbonWhat's my 3rd Front Supposed to be, is Kita any good?
>>565713003>0lb yeppers>didnt even get NSM>won anyways
>>565712876Yes, purely for the TT bonus, but only when I have monies and and SP to spare
>>565709191
>>565713281Not really (sadly)A runaway would increase your WR the most, otherwise Daiwa and Ines Fujin are good. Seiun Sky as well
ready to rape
I laughed
>>565711404Daiwa is top 5 fronts in the game
>>565713856A girl can only get mogged so many times before snapping
>>565713082yes yes Gold City ears flickflick golden horse girl no hooves just those long sleek runner legs ending in warm smooth soles arching high pressing hot salt sweat trackdust against my cracked lips yes open open wider her foot sliding deep flooding my mouth toes curling wiggling gripping tongue firm velvet human girl foot but the thunder the turf the victory pounding through the arch the ball grinding heavy claiming me thoughts splintering galloping crashing like starting gates Gold City mane swinging ears twitching at my muffled groans yes deeper salt sweet musky afterrun taste filling throat mind overtaking everything the crowd roaring somewhere or inside while her other foot smacks trails warmth across my cheek strong thighs quivering the racer the champion reducing me to wet worship tongue lapping every ridge every callus from endless laps heel grinding stretching jaw wet sloppy sounds obscene gluck gluck mingling her bright laugh ears perked proud above me toes flexing owning the inside lane flooding me full full of her yesyesyes.the arch instep ball toes all girl all power all hers thoughts collapsing into pure sensation no order just tongue flattened under her weight foot working slow insistent claiming every corner jaw aching drool mixing with her taste running chin hands clutching ankle like trophy final furlong exploding yes Gold Gold Gold her foot her sole her everything ears flickflick at my surrender the wet heat building drowning glorious chaos and then slow slipping glistening toes dragging strings of us across lips leaving thick clinging salt victory girl on tongue as both smooth soles rest hot heavy on my chest rising falling ragged breath the golden filly wins again wins everything the worship swallowed whole yes.I asked grok for idea so no idea if it works
I'm going to run front Chiyo with Maru and a third front, maybe a suicide Suzuka.
>>565713887And there's only 3 good Fronts in the entire game
>>565713952Does the job well enough, thanks
>>565713003MedS diffd
>>565713991I will not stand for this Falco slander
Why are all UG decks ultra buhi decks? With 4-5 MLB SSRs are there no honest F2P players here anymore.
>missions give you 7 days to complete 10 runs>doing more than one MANT career per day EVER>SUBOPTIMAL MANT runs at that, where you have to do random G3s in place of G1sNo wonder this game is dying. WTF were they thinking?
gn
>>565714391goodnight anon
>>565714257Falco is the 3rd and Seiun is slightly worse than her though
>get 10 cuties in one crane machine sessionLITERALLYIMPOSSIBLE
>>565700016any turbo casual clubs with open spots ? i just want a place to trade shoes484030056473
>>565714493(You)
>>565714538It becomes "easier" when the crane game becomes permanent with unlimited retries and not just a random event you can get in recreation
imagine...
>>565714538Not impossible, there's just 0 skill behind it because you can't do anything about the game deciding to just drop them
>>565714657>bwo she's unstoppable if she gets Angling>never gets 1stShe's the Potential uma for Fronts, only good for beating shitters you would have beaten with any other Front anyway
>>565713904Don't bully my tiny schizo gf
any cm16 room?
>>565712390According to this very trustworthy and sanctioned poal, most clubs have changed handshttps://poal.me/gfig8s
well...
>>565705748Why are you pretending to be my club member
Falco is not good, shes an oshi pick.t. tried so hard to train her just for a 1-try rudolf/goldship/taiki/oguri to carry me instead every time
>>565715052>pits>sweat>feet>pants that defy physics in hiding a cameltoeGod what a slut
I couldn't watch the Tennosho. Glad Kitasex stocks are still on the rise.
>>565714956Was hoping for more, like club names at least.
>>565713013I would actually be tempted then, instead of laughing that he picked a dweeb to bait hornyposts with
>>565715257Shut the FUCK up Curren
Officially out of clocks, and officially clocked outHow do Open League rewards compare to graded?
I hate kitasan
>>565714316>told for a millenia to save for kita>told for a millenia to save for fuku and/or ntr, of which they had free 10 pulls on>borrow slotThat's at least 3-4 SSR. Let alone anything else you may have gotten along the way from those rolls. Then theres welfare SSRs like Sunday, Jordan, Spe.Just say you have no self control and gamble rolls away, anon. Guiltiest are the ones that roll without pity guarantee.If I want to add on to it and nitpick even more>could reroll before starting for a good start>can pay like $5-10 for a cheap chink account from all the Kita rerolling bots
>considerable amount of rooms have no front runners at all>90% late/end gamblers>with a hannukah oguri who takes the pace promotion and automatically wins because she's the only non-backlinernoticingthink i gotta make an uma stan pace chaser to fix this
New team trials rice.
>>565715480>told for a millenia to save for fuku and/or ntr/uma/ said both of these were gaslights because they only last during MANT.
Post Ultra Golshi wins so other anons can figure it out(I took 15* stam sparks, did 17 races, won 15)
now you remember mejiro bright
>>565714591I need to spurt between Ardan's boobs
>>565715824
>>565715694Good coloring
this week will be my last week in class 6 until mant is overgood bye retention bwos
>>565715871do u have to use goldshit
>>565714316>4-5 mlb ssr>look inside: Kita, FineMo, Marverlous, Borrow, SR/SSR welfare for RBNot that hard if you had a plan and didn't pull 10 umas to play once
>>565706468I wonder what the people who aren't in Uma Musume think about that being up there
>>565715871also the rewards are...kinda pathetic...I guess you're really only supposed to do it once?>>565716119>>565716119No, but she's a great fit. End is strong, she has long/medium races (you don't want shorter ones really), and her skillset is powerful.
>>565715469shut up chevacchi I'll cum on your face
most fertile uma?
>>565714964slut
>>565716141>Damn, they paid a whole lotta money for that
>>565715871It was rough but we made it through
Goldship Week largely for newer players to get money like it was for many people last time
>>565716259Daiwa Scarlet.
>>565716279Nice! Was that on MANT? I did mine on URA. Good job though.>>565715871Oh yeah, forgot to mention: I did it on URA
https://jiggie.fun/ejSLYB..https://jiggie.fun/ejSLYB
>>565716259Fuji
>>565716279You aren't supposed to do it in MANTBlazer unless you're a masochist
>>565716119No but she's one of the easier ones to do it with because a forced late start doesn't really matter all that much for an End
>>565716259Dekaiwa Sowlet
>>565716279>>565716418it really is not that bad you can just treat it as a parent runas long as you buy skills you'll win enough races
Umarollers are freeEnjoying this game to the fullest Untethered by fearYou envy us because we have the courage to live
>>565714316f2p will always be a minority
>>565716503I have doubts about her lifting form
>>565716418>You are supposed to do it in MANTBlazer unless you're a PUSSYftfy
>>565716418I did mine in MANT with golshi because I didn't know any betterIn hindsight though, MANT is better if you're not playing seriously anyways. Better than flubbing a career race and failing altogether
>>565716567It's pity, not envy.
>>565715871I slammed my face into it for 3 whole hours with oshi lates until I just caved and used golSHITashe's my only endcloser too. Ends probably have their own AI where they swing wide during midrace which helps with THE WALL. Absolute nigger mode
Do I *really* need spurt?
>>565716703spurt is useless on dahby, anon
>>565716703I'm gonna spurt all over you
>>565716418MANT is probably what they balanced this around>Can freely lose races, even climax>Many clocks>Basically plays identically to URA if you want to go that way, and you're naturally stronger to boot.But fuck the idea of doing it in MANT though
>>565716503I like how even in-universe there's no scientific explanation as to how something with a small girl's frame has the strength of a horse and umas like Tachyon are obsessed with trying to figure out how it works.Also, do you have the Vodka/Scarlet image where they both say they were up all night with Torena, but Vodka was just training while Scarlet was getting creampied?
>>565716904Looks like a dog doing the : | face in the thumbnail desuwa
>>565716568you do not listen to yourself talk
>>565716127Show me an UG made without 3 MLB gacha SSRs.
this is the least amount of fun i've ever had making aces for a CM
>>565716779Really? >>565716852>_<
>>565716119Once you try it you'll see for yourself, but you get a absolute worst late start plus gimped acceleration stat for the first few seconds, the entire pack is like a distance ahead of you, then the rear pack hits their second Pace down and you are able to catch up to only be one to two lengths behind everyone.You effectively have to run an end closer or late surger because there is no amount of luck that could make a pace or front win in those conditions.>>565715871I managed to do it on Cafe late surger. Did it on mant to prove I could because everyone else was saying to do it in ura. You just have to accept the fact that you're not going to win A lot of races until you build up a snowball.
>>565715646Dont forget your shrewd step and/or gw sneedy
>>565716896
>>565712373holy fuark thats my drawing thanks for using it
>>565717112yeah, late race starts on the third corner and goes through all of the fourth corner before hitting the final straightby the time spurt activates it'll be pointless
>>565717112spurt procs too late to do anything, yeah
>>565716678I mean I pity metamaxxers who lose to an even bigger fish in Finals despite forgoing fun just because they're afraid of a little competition or losing
>TSS banners cost 100 clovers>Pull tickets cost 200 clovers>TSS banners are functionally 75 caratsWhy the fuck are these things so expensive? I'm not paying 3,750 carats for Tail Nine!
>>565717208Thanks
>>565714316You have no excuses
>>565717074
>>565717208eroi~
>listening to anything /uma/ whales say First mistake
>>565717284You were supposed to farm them during double rewards
Why is there no curved spurt? Mine bends right
>>565717324>>565717343kek'd
>>565717324>>565717343AAAAIEEEEEE MY NARRATIVE
>>565717208>without protectionDamn
>>565717284Bro just get 600 stam it's not hard
>>565717324>>565717343yea bro that's totally organic and yours and the parents totally ran free cards too
>>565717324>>565717343>Using rappy as an argument>The guy that plays uma as a job and has extreme meta parents from the depths of the VFcord.
>>565717432I mean, it's scientifically proven that if your dick bends to the left you're genetically a loser, a peasant, and you were breed to be a farmer so good for you, if it bends to the right it means you have the blood of kings.
>>565717432They make pills for that
>>565717042you deny me simply because you are ignorant. the truth is most people are spending on something in this game; you don't have to be a whale to drop 30 bucks on a selector but that also means you arent f2p once you do
>>565717074brother you can make UGs with R cards if you try hard enough
>>565717556yeah if you're running a crown uma then you're gonna want to run TSS tooat that point if you had enough to survive KKKsho you can push an extra 100 stam + a heal to beat TSS
>>565717279Are you enjoying your uma stories?
>>565717556Trade?
>>565717814God I fucking wish
>>565717324now let's look at the skills
>>565717691mmm you got any more of them pixels
>>565717641What if it bends downwards
>>565717324>>565717343>>565717691>Bwo trust me, these scoremaxxing runs made by content creators that spend 1000 carats worth of TP rerolling for early fast learner and charming are totally the same as a CM ready ace.
>>565717208The ninjin in the cafe looks cute
>>565717782yep! a little annoying that I have to go back to unity or URA to do it, but that should be fixed in a month
>>565717961Sorry, do you mind writing that again? It shows up on my screen as "waaaah waaaah I was wrong so I'm moving the goalposts" for some weird reason
>>565717691>witletuseless.
>>565718023How many times have you read through each?
>>565718039>everyone that disagrees with me is the person I was arguing with
Which fork of sweepy should I clank with? Loki’s?
>>565717074>he doesn't know about all the R card UGa people have done already peepolaff
>>565718128You defended the anon I was replying to. You can't be this stupid, right?
>>565717961>"show me a UG uma!">okay here you go>"n-no not like THAT"
Scarlet love
>>565717961>the original point of contention was 'all UGs are whale decks>several anons post UGs made from f2p welfare decks>comes out of nowhere talking about CM aces when nobody ever said shit about themretard
>>565717961okay. so you just proved UG doesn't mean shit why cry about not getting UG then
Uh oh melty
>>565718294Post the scribble one
>>565716259Dober, she mated with Sundayman and a bunch of his sons.
>>565718294this
>>565717641@umagrok is this truemine only bends right because I use my left hand
>>565718107once? why else would you need more?And before you try to turn it into some sort of gotcha, I still win enough CMs because finals are a literal crapshot unless you're a top-of-server-tier leviathan who probably won't have to choose between meta and umarolling, and having a new character story to read is more fun for me.I have no issue with people who like to win, but to seek the thrill of winning in a slot machine simulator dressed up as cute horse girls is a little silly innit?
First attempt with the Speed/Wit deck I asked for above. Not bad considering I had the absolute worst luck (not seeing a since Empowering Megaphone until summer of senior year, barely any rainbows OR whistles)>>565718538Dober and Sweepy both had 10 kids but I think Nishino had more
>>565718538>exposed shouldersYou just know
>>565718304Anon, sooner or later you have to realise that the people you reply with on this general are underage, ESLs from southeast Asia, shitposters, or a combination of the three.
>>565717641>>565717947Why if it bends inwards
Sunday derby when?
>>565718648One and done? Boring. You could just read the stories in the reader for that.
Everyone, go back to Unity Cup.
>>565718725According to netkeiba she had 9, while Yeppers had 12.
7 and I become danchou
How do we rescue Kitasan from the sex dungeon?
Soon...
>>565719007Congrats
>>565719026Rescue? I put her in there
>>565718859Fucking finally, the hag squad has come for me.
>>565718940I'm not that anon, but what? Do you... need to read them more than once? Obviously I'll watch new events I didn't get the first time, but why would you need to read an uma's story twice? It's not about reading the same content twenty times. It's about having the uma yourself and going through said story firsthand. That's the difference between doing it with a reader and not.
>>565719026That's her dungeon though?
>>565718520Dunno what you're talking about, so have this instead.
>>565717641is this a gintama reference
>>565719151I like reading uma's events in the archive because they are cute and do cute things.
>>565719151Why bother playing the game if you only care about reading the story once?
>>565719238Yes it is, it acts like a flashbang among men.
>>565718627Which is the smart thing to do, you can then use your right hand to scroll through the hentai or click through the video etc.
>>565719362You are weirdly fixated on people only needing to enjoy the novelty of the story once like it's some kind of a waste.The IP sells umas and their stories, anon.
>>565709110WOAH that's me...
Who needs wit ankle weights
>>565719552You’re the one who tried to romanticize your playstyle.Sell me on it. I have my doubts.
>>565719272reading from the archive would never be as fun as experiencing them in the career though. It gives a lot more context, such as overcoming a hard race, having a shitty turn or series of turns, dealing with the beefed rivals, and seeing your 2 hour career (because you're reading) come to fruition at the arima kinen
>>565719007Congrates
>>565719362These stories aren't that deep anon... most of us are adults... we're already stooping to the mental level of a teenager to get into these stories to begin with. Reading them repeatedly is a bit much.
>>565719705smart doober
I started caring less and less about the story and just want to win CM nowadays
Support bonus check, /uma/you leveling those cards?
>>565719362What the fuck are you talking about? You don't... get anything out of reading the same story twice, except if it's been a while and you want to reexperience it. I still remember all of my favorites' arcs and major events just fine. With MANTblazer not only am I skipping the stories inherently anyway, but they'd take time to go through in full each time anyway.It's not just about reading the stories. Do you know how gacha work? It's also about having the characters. Getting to use them. Winning with them. Et cetera. Reading through the stories is a big part of the appeal, but it's not the only appeal, and it's not really a regularly repeatable one.Are you... like, touched in the head a bit? I'm starting to think >>565718771 had a point.
>>565719705Which is the bigger meme between witmaxxing and gutsmaxxing
>>565718538damn, dober apparently had 10 kids
>>565719742>and seeing your 2 hour career (because you're reading)Anon, if it takes you that long to read a career, I have bad news for you.
Hmmmmm
>>565719026it's too late, kitasan has already been sent to the Infinite Mare Abyss where he will be raped for all eternity
>>565719913yerp, still got a few to go though
>>565720039cute mini cafe
>gives birth once>dies
>>565719913Yeah
>>565719942900 wit is fine
>>565719978TrueThat was probably because I was thinking about that time I decided to do my first Unity run with TMO for the first time.
>>565719923Yeah well I don't agree with either of you. Nerd! If you love your umas you will reread their stories regularly and watch them do cute things.
>>565719750Do you not like the stories?>>565719923So it’s not about the stories? You do care about having your characters live up to their full potential? You just care less about your umas than the people who are willing to budget and save for their favorites and only their favorites?
Another Week, Another Sunday, Another Marvelous Sunday! (The 18th week of this year!)This special week we're having 2 dedicated races: The Kentucky Derby (2000m dirt medium) and the Tenno Sho Spring(3200m Long),5 Races, from sprint to dirt in random moods, come join the fun!PLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE (1) (ONE) (UNO) (EIN) (一) UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKING AND SHAMINGThe races will be:Sprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt MediumSPRINT47415307MILE67712208MEDIUM42525292LONG (Tenno Sho Spring)37254555DIRT MEDIUM (ITS MEDIUM 2000m)55932144First race starts in 30 minutes from now or when all rooms are full, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race.
>>565720139five times*
Fucking retards. Always arguing over nonsensical shit. Everyday is the same.
I will never have this
even if I like a book very much, utmost I reread it once a year. But that was back when I was young, haven't reread books for a few years now
>>565720317I didn't know she was this bold
>>565720304Ayabe wouldn't say this
>>565719740I don't really need to sell you anything because you've mistakenly thought that I was.I'm not the original guy who posted about umarollers lol. I pity people who try so hard to win something almost entirely out of their hands, in response to your pitying of the other camp who is having their guaranteed fun.Whether you think umarolling is fun or not is subjective, so like, understand that the playstyle is being sold, just not to you.
>>565720251Finally
>>565720304I want to do yabe things to Ayabe
>>565720429Trying to market apathy about one’s hobby on a hobby forum is never going to be popular.
>>565720317Good ending
I pity the fool
>>565719026Unfortunately he keeps having dutiful sons who want to do well without knowing it further dooms their father even more. They really took that "no kitaspawn has ever won a long race" very personally
You nerds read books? LMAO
>>565719942gutsmaxxingmaxxed wit is actually pretty good
>>565720317Living together with marvy!
>>565713856I finally finished watching her career>mad heroine>mc going mad as well>tragic romance>true end/epilogue: heroine flees, mc finds her in a flower fieldSeeing parallels between a PG13 gacha and some old guroge wasn't on my bingo card. I'm probably overthinking since these tropes are somewhat popular, but still I thought it was funny.
>>565720217How old are you?
>>565720659Creek wouldn't say this.
>>565720840Probably younger than you.
>>565720726>Umamusume >pg13Neigha what
>>565720071Poor bro just wants to run...
>>565720659but Creek read me a book to sleep last night
>>565720940it kinda is doe
>>565720304It's just a repeat of the same stupid fucking 'what is an oshi really' argument we had a while ago
>>565716680Damn. Yeah, fair enough. You gave it a good shake though!>>565717169First time I saw Cafe being done it it...That's impressive. Nice. Especially on MANT.
>>565720527ehthe other anons have already said their pieceHaving the umas is funReading stories is funWinning with umas you like is funWinning when you're a little handicapped is funAnd not losing despite having sacrificed fun to win, is funwhat more convincing do you need? Perhaps it doesn't apply to you specifically, but it should apply to many.
>>565719913I kept it at 14.88% for a while, but upgraded my CB and Bakushin after pulling today without thinking.
>>565720039Cafe sex
>>565713856>actually 17 years old? I KNEEL!
>>565720659Some books are important to read, Kuriiku.
>>565715871
>>565720039Starting a family with this schizo
>>565721114Your definitions of fun sounds more like not caring. To those who care, it sounds boring. To then brag about it is pathetic. Hence pity. That’s the entire point.
>>565721038Try pg
>>565720251The rooms are filling up!
>roll a freebie>the archive button on the right gets a red exclamation mark and spoils the fact that the grey gate isnt going to be what it seemsvery based very pog glory to cygames
>>565720419She would definitely think it though.
>>565714759>0 skill behind it because you can't do anything about the game deciding to just drop themsometimes I screw up the timing on the second and third goes, but even when it's perfectly timed, is there a success rate that's been datamined? It feels like a 40-50% chance to fail at least. My little sister hasn't won a single crane game ever, you have not heard rage until your twenty-something imouto times every drop perfectly and the game says, "lol no u get fuk'd now"
>>565720282No foal in 2010? Miscarry?
>>565715048because it was fun and amused me for a few minutes. I think of Mambo quite fondly, actually.
>>565721175
>>565721319That X tranny who went on a tirade about Umamusume not having jiggle physics 100% does not play.
>rolls up blasting Tears For Fears on the casette deck>"Hey Torena, let's go to Tower Records and find some new tunes! I heard Genesis just released an album!"
>>565721338im too lazy to set anything up for the claw machine so i just click and hold the click on the button and move it upwards to match where the claw is gonna hit with my cursor and then its all in gods hands
I only read the stories of the umas that not for (me)I ain't pulling to be a third wheel
>>565721271Caring more than that anon does about the outcome of a gambling game that somebody set up solely to harmfully parasitize others is the pitiable thing here.
>>565714759I'm pretty sure certain facial expressions have different odds of being grabbed. Unless I'm just crazy
>>565721517Hey wtf why is she kissing the cameraman
I will be maining Fronts with ooniges as secondary
>>565721336
>>565721609So you think poorly of the game and you don’t care. So why are you posting here?
>>565721259Triumphant Pulse is an interesting choice
>>565721517i want her to peg me
>>565721271The point is that I don't care about the parts that are not fun, anon. I care about the parts that are.
>>565721559I get in the fucking car
>>565721559there's that one event with maruzensky driving where she asks if she can go pedal to the metal, and the followup scene is supposed to be about how you reach your destination, but the elysean fields in the background that appear after a white flash make me think that you hit a wall at 200mph instead
>>565721559Countach should be cheap considering how old it is
Anyone still looking for an A+ club
>>565721730There's no point arguing with them anonThey will go in circles that you don't really care because you didn't only roll your one single favorite uma and spend everything else on meta cardsIt was the same thing in the oshi argumentJust quit while you're ahead
>>565721810You copy?
>>565721347not surethe notation is"2 . Breeding Record of the Year in which Application for Foal Registration is not submitted *Breeding record is based on the report from breeder (Return of Mare)."
>>565721838what club
>>565721643Get your bony, trans fingers off of Ayabe.
>>565720659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctAFqZclNOQI haven't read a physical book in a while but I listen to audiobooks all the time and read light novels online
I don't want anybody to rape anybody
>>565721863yea it's fineI was willing to see where it goes because guess whatI'm not that invested in winning this online "debate" as well lol
>>565721940
>>565719978i always wanted to have sex with this kagami
>>565721720NTA, but another end enjoyer. Taking Triumphant Pulse doesn't strike me as anything crazy, probably a lucky grandparent hit, but no MPB is kind of a shocker.
>>565722101Still one of my favorite books to this day, good taste
the agenda planner says if I don't do Mile Championship it's -40 stats and -35 sp, but this feels better? help
Hachimi
>>565721636that's just fronts with both literal and figurative extra steps!
>>565717074>Show me an UG made without 3 MLB gacha SSRs.
>>565721725Get in line, faggot.
>>565722150It does add maybe 0.15 to 0.25 lengths depending on the race, but that's pretty low for the SP required I feel>>56572220240 stats and 35SP is worth it more to meIf you can megaphone it, maybe do the wit.
>>565720251Digitan thread, Digitan game.
>>565722202Mile C and Japan Cup are both in multiple big epithets. I don't even look at triaining options that week.
>>565722202You can just do Mile Championship in Senior Year and you'll still get any epithetsBreakneck Miler is alright but not worth giving up good trainings for
>>565722101One of these days I'll read the Halo books. But today isn't that day.
>>565720251Last 10 minutes! Last few slots!Join this week's Marvelous Sunday Derby Now!
>>565722428nah
>>565722101Are these actually well written or are they just nerd slop?
The Matikane room
>>565721319I love jiggle physics
Man, I missed the parenthood posting.
Mambo will have four spots available tomorrow in case anyone is interested
>>565722534imagine the smell
>>565722336my falco will win because she is superior
>>565721940>the creeping manI like most Holmes stories but the entire concept behind that one is so bonkers that I can't enjoy it.
>>565722525rrrrrrrrrretard
>>565722525I say don't bother unless you're already very into the lore of the games.
Do you just need killer sparks to work in cards which have good skills but bad stats? It feels really tough to cap speed without 3 speed cards, then it feels really tough to get high wit without 3 wit cards, so idk how the fuck I put shitty power cards in. It doesn't help that wit cards feel kind of meh training wise except FM.
I know nobody cares but I got my first Ug today using 3 gacha MLB SSR and Fast Learner and I'm happy
TAISHIN TEST
>>565722870but post the uma anon, I want to see your girl, cards and umanko
>>565722857Use speed bonus wit cards
>>565720139that was still in love
>>565722574never let it die
>>565722973such as?
>>565722897I wish I had a friend like Tickezo. I wish I had a friend.
>>565723024
>>565723007just have a threesome
>>565721940>>565722646We need a detective Uma
>>565722574I want a stallion wife.
>>565723007
>>565723071Symboli Rudolf :^)
>>565723352I want to play this...
>>565723268A beautiful female stallion with an exquisitely feminine shenis
>>565723253We already have one.
my beautiful wife and our princess daughter
>>565719942pic related won me Aries, so for fronts I'd say wit is pretty damn good. Getting those wit-based checks for pace-up/overtake is key to victory
>>565723253Wouldn't a detective uma just work as a detective instead of racing at Tracen
>>565723427Yes.
>>565723419
>>565721306PG wouldn't have you fucking Riko's brains out at a hotel, anon
>>565722969
>>565723871
Everything filled up besides Sprint.The Marvelous Sunday Derby begins now
ExcelUma (588536995) is looking for trainers who want to test their game knowledge in the Open CMs and those who just want a pleasant club without many requirements to join
>>565723806That never happened.
>>565723852>goldship with whale cardsabsolute degenerate behaviour, so unhinged it's based
Can we get a different bread? that one stinks of a shitpost
>>565721137
>>565723419You can easily find opponents, but there's looks-based-matchmaking, so think twice.
>>565723905Nishino Flower wins the Sprint race!Mile in 5 minutes!
>>565724179I LOST A CLOCK AFTER THIS RACE
>>565724179Cute demon
>>565724227me on the right
>>565724179currensisters where we @? #neverforget
>>565724250I have yet to play a jiggi room without this song playing at least once.
>>565724427#MoodChecked #SpeedSkillsOnAccel #Recharging #CuteCurrenChan
>>565724179Mile Race starting!
>>565723268OYAKODOOOON
I like how christmas Biwa has the dress (and her tits) jiggling around everywhere
>>565721517I want to ruin her figure with constant multiple pregnancies
