Previous: >>565700016>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
wew, got pretty lucky with nice nature.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/ejSLYBhttps://jiggie.fun/ejSLYB
ButtSweat's recruiting! Wowzers.Casual B+ /uma/ club. Do a couple of runs, play the game, good times, very fun. If you're busy with living, just let us know, no worries.Celebrate your pulls and runs or scream at the JAPANESE CAMERA TECHNOLOGY THAT WAS A DEAD HEAT if the chat allows it, or just ask for shoes and carry on with your day, it's all good. We even have some very strong torenas willing to share all their secrets if you feel like tryharding.Reply here or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
Six more months to go!
Embrace the Wife Journey.
You will all become doto posters
>>565724034>I didn't read the Riko chain for her SSRask me how I know
Digitan LOVE
Guys, I'm not gonna make it. She's too far away and I doubt I'll still be playing by then...
I love running uma with zero speed growth and no built in gold recovery
>>565724454I take the opposite perspective, anonShe motivates me to keep playing.>haughty ojou-sama>for (You) but not in a conventional way a la Ardan or McQueen or DiaI will not be content until I have the Gorilla, the Mogging Queen, in my stable.
>>565724085Aren't you full?
having cybersex with Taishin over LANE
>>565724465
>>565724683>Awful moodRIIGGED
Vbourbon career... home
ExcelUma (588536995) is looking for trainers who want to test their game knowledge in the Open CMs and those who just want a pleasant club without many requirements to join#clublist
>>565724454>>565724718stay strong dacchis
>>565724683Daiwa Scarlet wins the Mile Race!Medium race starting in 5 minutes!
HonseFun, a casual A club, has one spot open for an active trainer!Reply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game
Can you imagine if Tickezo was a mare haha
I love Rice
>>565724250
Imagine missing out on liking a character because of a single schizophrenic SEAmonkey.
>>565723871Here lies Kitasan Black...Milked to death.
Open at your own risk
UMADash, fairly casual A+ club, is recruiting one active trainer. Drop your ID if interested, you know how it goes
>>565725028Kiddy races over finally the good ones
>>565725028Didn't manage to join in time because I was doing other stuff but just want to thank you for hosting these, anon
>>565724718>>565724959You're right. She wouldn't want me to quit. I must be strong to have the strongest mare.
>>565725028I FUCKIN WON. FUCK YEAH. That was my medium CM ace. Sad she didn't win CM but this makes up for it. ICHIBAN SCARURETTO SAMA DAI DAI DAAAAIISUKI
>>565725145I love Rice too
>>565725267this is an upgrade
Tachyon LOVE
>>565725028Medium Race starting!>>565725318Thank you! You're always welcome to join>>565725404Congratulations
>>565725516
Is Xmas Biwa decent?
>>565725668No but she's extremely sexy and that's more important
>>565725501Yeah it does look quite nice
>game goes ballistic on the last 8 turns
>>565725208Born to race, forced to breed
>>565725605I would still love my beautiful wife Tachyon even if she were a sloppa weasel
>>565724532Cute.
>>565725735True. Thanks.
>>565725519Mihono Bourbon dominates the medium race!Long Race in 5 minutes
>>565725028>uma hits all accels>starts walking backwards
I just had a run where I had slacker, night owl, skin outbreak and migraine, six random mood down events, kitashart appeared four (4) times on speed in the entire run, her chain also didn't finishIs Cygays trying to make me stop playing or what? Because it's working
Thoughts?
>awful mood again>out of 2 racesNyooooo
>>565725848Pretty soulful lineup.
alright danchou I did my part today good nightI gave up 4 out of 5 runs
>>565724950Other clubs are having a hard time filling their slots as is bwo. You might have to not be an /uma/ club to get 29 other players.
Doto is evil
>>565725208RIP
>>565725929Fuck, I mustn't fall for the ningen propaganda, but she's wifely as hell...
>mood >AWFULcome on!
>>565726206Only if you hate herYou will become her
>>565725437nice
>>565725848Long Race starting now
>>565726087I'll have to bet on the eventual flatliners it seens
>>565725348Me and my Fine Wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH9X1pXon58
>>565726267Aoi and the onsen hag are the 2 ningens that tempt me the most....
>>565726087i feel like eventually we are going to have to either merge clubs or find some other solution as a general for missing members.no clubs have talked seriously about merging yet and we're bieng kind of screwed by the fact that missing a couple members isn't enough room to combine with another club that has 25+ torenas
>>565726368Maruzensky wins the Tenno Sho Spring Race!Dirt Medium in 5 minutes!
>>565725928I think I will politely ask Creek for paizuri while she's sweaty
>>565726598this hag has a extremely lewd design
>>565726643sweat is a terrible lubricant
>>565726606Because every club is full or basically full. Why would anybody talk about merging unless they are at 20/30 or something
>>565725928Great variety for sex.
>>565725028>>565725848>>565726637I hate front runners. If Falco wins the dirt medium I'm going to have a melty.
>>565725928SniffMassageLickSniff, Lick and Massage
>>565725928what artist?holy shit
>>565726606But which club is going to bend a knee and explode at the expense of their members?Not very many, I think
>>565726637
Remember when anons said Maruzensky fell off after 1 CM? haha, funniest joke ever
>>565726758mambocalypse soon
>4thSOOOO CLOSE TO RANKING>>565726637Based Laisu
Does yeppers wit have some hidden conditions or something? I'm 5/5 on careers borrowing it that haven't finished the event chain, 3/5 for it not even starting.
>>565726776Front meta is here old man. Better get used to it.
>>565725928What's the optimal order to fuck them in?
>>565726637>mood awful>mood normalI'll take the back to back podiums
>>565725928an orgy I will never forget
>>565726958liberal meme
>>565726776Frontchads are here to stay, endfags keep seething
>>565725928I will politely ask them to bathe before they rape me.
>>565726637The last race, Dirt Medium, starts now
>>565726967Least to most fertile, to ensure you have enough in the tank for each womb
>>565726967Inari does nothing for me, so I wouldn't fuck her (inb4 gay), but I'd go Tama > Oguri > CreekFor a variety of obvious reasons
How many mood downs on average do you get a run? I should start counting them, I feel like lately I always get 5 a run
>>565724454>>565724718>>565724959Buncha SLACKED JAWED FAGGOTS 'ROUND HERE!
>>565725928Creek makes my penis hard
>>565726967Tama, Oguri, Inari and Creek
>>565725928I wonder if Oguri would be clumsy or awkward during sex.
>>565727167The winner of this race is Smart Falcon!Thank you for joining this week's races.Hopefully everyone will have a pleasant week ahead.See you next week!MARVELOUS!!!
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BALANCE YOUR GAME CYGAMES WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SHIT
>>565727476very. Despite being extraordinarily attractive, it feels like she has zero idea about sex, so going into heat for the first time would really confuse her.
>>565725928you could totally trick Ogurin into sex by telling her that food after the deed tastes much better
>>565727476I always think of Oguri as a rapist. Like, you know those scenes in Cinderella Gray where she's made to look like a kaibutsu before turning back into moemodo? She's probably like that in bed too
>>565727480I would not be able to stop myself from having raunchy sex with SiL and letting her bite/scratch me a bunch
>>565726784https://twitter.com/NingenGokko24
>>565727594Thanks for hosting
>>565727091donald trump meme*ftfy
>>565727594Thank you for hosting!
>>565727480it's over...
>>565727594>4/5 winners this week are frontchuds>4/5 races my uma is in an awful moodthanks marveanon
>>565727594Dumb bird...Thanks for hosting, that was a lot of fun.
>>565727594>that A+ Falco makes it so there's another front for the SS Falco to ult onlovely
Which uma would choke and punch you during sex? Other than Nishino Flower.
>>565725928GLUTTON SEEEEEEEEEXSMALL UMANKO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXMOTHERLY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXFOX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
it's getting hot outside
>>565727741>bite/scratch meBeing marked in the literal sense is one of my fetishes as well.
>>565727935It's getting hot in my pants
>>565726897Why is Laurel so horny for torena?
>>565727594next week will be my week
>>565727781>"my timeline is overflowing with Suzuka fanart, I'm so happy"dude sounds fucking based
>>56572793581 degrees is not that hot yet
>>565727594That aerial view of the early race was sick, thanks for hosting.
>Slop You are so third rate
35 year old Wind in Her Hair baba looking majestic with wind in her hair
>>565725928tell mewhy does oguri wear a thong
>>565727594She won with bad mood nice, thank you for continuing to host this event.
>>565727897Surprisingly, Silence Suzuka. It's always the quiet ones.
>>565728029she has succubus blood
>>565727594So Sprint is the true sovlful trackThanks for hosting
the /uma/dacchis fear his retvrn... hope you've not been spending on this game, anons
>>565727897Teio would
>>565727848>9 Digitansholy fucking shit
>>565728150not JUST a thong
>>565728280I needed 4500 to spark Cock and Balls
>>565726967There are a lot of theories you could apply to determine the best order depending on your priorities. Personally I would choose Creek last because you need that mothering energy and Superior ideal female form to help get you through this gauntlet's finale.The tightest should be first because with each nut your dick becomes more sensitive and just can't handle the tight squeeze one might think that Tama as the smallest would also be the tightest, but she is small and slender. Inari is small and plump. That extra body fat makes for a cramped cavity. She's the best starting point. Therefore the final order: suspended Congress with Inari, Dangling Doggy with Tamachan, Lotus with Ogurin, and finish with low and slow missionary with creek, burying my face in her tits as she pets me and calls me a good boy.
>>565727967SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565728427>it suddenly vibrates
The Sunday derby is fun but why is it the only one? Why don't we have multiple races throughout the week?
Lost some races, power cards were griefing a bit and couldn't get NTR's gold skill. I probably should try to remake, right?
>>565728581we have turbo tuesdays sometimes
>>565728581cause it makes it stale...
>>565728181based falcoGOD
>>565728581Because people stopped joining them
>>565728458Comprehensive and based analysis. いいこ、いいこ。
>>565728470
Got a 1% rng and got S turf S med but I couldn't max out my fucking stats ffs, should I take a white recovery? stam calc says i have enough with cacao
>>565728427I was going to ask that too, what the FUCK is that orange cord?????
>>565728581Well we only use our already made umas for Sunday derby. We could have some FUN events like announcing a race and what track in advance but we already have accelerated CMs
>>565724454>>565727309fusu
>>565728796It's a vibrator, can't you read?
>>565728708Mommy..
>>565726776Uh oh anon, looks like it's time for your melty!
>>565728427kinky
Why does Natie support russian agression?
>>565728738Suzuka thighjob with the pantyhose on
>>565726831The top earners from the B+ clubs should just funnel into the higher ones
>>565729049I got it out of my system here: >>565727610
>>565729128Nature against NATO
>>565728581because anons here are incredibly retardedif there were normal races hosted weekly like "Let's play the Yasuda Kinen on Thursday" there will be retards saying "I can't farm parents and mile S for my uma in 4 days, and I'm busy farming parents for CM15 I'm burning out" and if you dare to say "bro, you only need to do 1 run to get your uma" they would be like "but I had breakfast this morning"
>>565729128the only think she support is my carrot
picking kisaragi sho so i can beat up spechud's mile C ass
>>565728869silence, im gayming!
>>565726776Is dirt medium before or after the shotacon comes out
WTF........
>>565729269
>>565729262I run Wakagoma Stakes just to bully Teio
>>565728427no way...
>>565729285After, but she won't be at full power for that CM.
>>565729382I don't know what either of these sound like because I've only been playing uma musume global
>>565728796It's supposed to be a chain accessory, but they made it to look like the bridle the actual horse used to wear, and to bring in the red from the racing silks more cleanlyBut because the ojii-sans who design characters for this game have never heard of sex, it looks almost exactly like one of those pink vibrator cords
>>565729239when one run is 40+min of your time I get it though
>>565728773Should be fine without
>>565729143
>>565729618>it looks almost exactly like one of those pink vibrator cordsIt isn't pink though?
>>565727897OrfevreDream JourneyKawakami PrincessAir Groove if you made her angry before
>>565729719You know what I'm talking about
>>565729239It would be fun having some specific tracks that aren't used on CMs though. Will probably encourage anons to do their own research
>>565728569triumphant pulse indeed
>>565729382There's some kind of parental structure implication in this kind of thing. Like a character is the joint offspring of their artist and voice actor, plus whoever else is in charge of breathing life into them like an animator or programmer.I wonder how many characters are pure blood siblings with the same artist and VA.
Autis/uma/ and Mambo should merge
>>565715871Was doing the run when you asked. I picked Tama because most of her career goals are easy and I hadn't read her career story yet.
>>565728773you can skip, thats a really good statlinewhat deck and support borrow did you use?i'm building a vbobo too hermano
>>565729978autis/uma/ is full though?
How would you react to your childhood friend that you left behind having such a drastic change when you finally decide to visit home?
>>565729239raping finemo posters
>>565729239>>565729810I liked the Kentucky derby that was held right after the keiba one. Maybe doing rooms along with IRL keiba is the way?
>>565729978They're not even an A+ club, right? No thank you.
>>565730090that's very rude of you to say anon
>>565730120>Maybe doing rooms along with IRL keiba is the wayAnon is cooking.
>>565729979>>565715871Giga failed a double speed training the last week and had to use all three clocks on the Final. Don't do that is my advice.
frontbros, are we cooked for CM13?
>>565730189sex with finemo posters
>>565729978If I become the danchou I'll kick everyone except the former danchou and recruit from scratch. First ones to send invites get in without any question
>>565729706
>enemies can use the ability 'taunts' aginst the player.
>>565729664true
>>565729239You're dumb.
>>565730262that's... an improvement I guess
>>565730283I meant to send applications not invites
Mambo is going to have 5 spots open tomorrow in case anyone is interested10m/week quota, just take it easy and play the game
>>565729978I agree because it would be funnyAnd they probably would be our second S club, half of it would be 60M+ earners
easy (You)'s from uma as usual
>>565730358I love mares
>>565730540(You)
Very late, but good evening>>565730540Here (You) go
>>565730426SENSUAL sex with finemo posters .
>>565730189>>565730540Violently raping finemo posters and cumming inside of them while kissing them deeply
>>565730540rape (raw)
>>565725146why is this bit with the gradient so alluring?
Does it make sense to run double Front and a Late/End Digitan for this CM. Or is that anti synergy. I don't have really have a 3rd Front I wanna build
If I snipe the danchou role tomorrow, I will kick everyone who doesn't have Mambo as their profile uma, and only accept applications and invite trainers with Mambo on their profile. I WILL MAKE MAMBO GREAT AGAIN. NO MORE DOBER AND FILTHY UMA PROFILE CHANGING.
>>565730041Dif parents and uma but its the same deck, I was hoping more for these stats but they were on the higher side, 15 stam + 3wit sparks
>>565730825that's what im doing
>>565730679Evil sheep
oguri is hot?
I don't run umas for CMsI run BITCHES
>>565730935No wonder your mom is in shape
>>565730884It was nice being in mambo while it lasted
>>565728773it depends how worried you are about stam debuffers. 970/570 is pretty good, so if there isn't another good speed skill, get a white. Plug that Bourbon into the umalator and compare its spurt rate with/without the white recovery.
>>565730923
>>565731034All mine, by the way
>>565730283
>>565730923I can take her buruma to help cool her off
>>565730909Rabbit, Cat, and a Goat
>>565730884
>>565730283>kick everyone except the turbo-flatlining niggerbased, the chaos-sider in me loves it.
>>565725091can't believe marche is a stream slut... showing off her huge lorraine's like that... too lewd
>>565731235This image always makes me go jerk off to something
https://poal.me/6p3t7ehttps://poal.me/6p3t7ehttps://poal.me/6p3t7e
>>565730923Oguri probably doesn't even understand what sex is
A PSA, the danchou doesn't get kicked on reset, it gets kicked on the same minute the danchou started flatlining so it can happen at any moment during the day.
>>565729978My origin story as an autis/uma/ member began as a Mambo reject that autisdanchou took under his wing
Looking forward to who will the new danchou be. Saw a post where one danchou will execute former danchou, and then there's this one who would execute anyone but him.
poal.me/6koni6
>>565731416>"add new answer"no NO NO NO NO BAD
Starting to think one of the annoying posters is the same as the annoying guy in my club
trying to get good wit with two mlb SRs is just horribleshould I just give up on power and run three wit cards?
>>565731564i-is it me....
>>565731187Are you listing all the animals you ate...? You monster...
>>565731610full power sparks and 3 wit cards is the meta yeah, especially if you dont have finemo or neicha
>>565731564>it's meI knew I was hated...
>>565731532Why aren't we on the list? I was going to vote for us
>>565731610Bwo your fine motion or natie SSR or CB wit? You're fucking bricked if you don't have atleast one of them at MLB
>>565731564It's me, isn't it...
>>565731678how do you get 950 stam with full power sparks and 3 wit cards?
I HATE YOU MEJIRO BRIGHT
>>565731564>join club talk >everyone stops talking and logs off
>>565731784Shh.....don't let them know
We should have a tourney race to decide who is the next danchou. But sadly, I know a lot of you are pussies.
>>565731852MLB creek can get you to 800 and also give you that gold recovery even on 0 growth umas
>>565731893
>>565731812>you're bricked if you don't have mlb Finemo or CBwrong. But you will suffer
>>565731564I'm Chiyoposter.
>>565731893what's wrong with Bright...
>>565725928Adult Tamamo Cross looks so cool.
>>565731564Dox him. Who in your club is annoying and ping the posts you think are him. Put your money where your mouth is.
>>565731961I do this to danCHUD
>>565732083she looks so irritating
>>565732109My danchud is dead
>>565731564How can you be annoying in the club chat? Is he a emoji spammer or something?
>>565732256Do you want to have sex about it?
>>565731564One time I chatted in the club chat and now everyone finds me annoying...
>>565727594>Frontslop wins every single raceThis shit is too boring, the game is not coded to allow other styles to work outside the 9 umas settingIn the future ban frontniggers for ever entering these cups or reduce the participants number to 9
>>565732342He owes me sex and wouldn't pay
Can the B+ clubs top earners just funnel into the A and A+ clubs? Why would this guy be here still
>>565732351Nta but yes. Start sucking, and while you're at it, finger your butthole to prepare for my grand entry.
>>565732505>Completely straight linehehe...
>>565732505Lots of the A+ clubs have quotas, and the top earners in the B+ clubs likely enjoy the flexibility
>>565732547>ntanyo
>>565732591It's only been 2 days bwo
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>565732547If you retard faggots are going to start this ERP shit again, at least make it funny like"Gonna enter my Firm Conditions into your Groundwork" or something
>>565732547
>>565732628Why don't they just join mambo?
>>565732591I thought that at first as well, but it's only 2 days. If he's running the same Ace through mand, the same race schedule, it's not difficult to get that result with only 2 data points.
>>565732701First time?
>crystal cafe
>>565731564Only the best posters in MY club
I think I will use Ayabe, Top Cun, and Golshi and gamble
>>565731490I remember you C. bwo... Danchud denied us of you...
>Run where shop constantly feeds you books after the races and you have no points to buy other shit I can't tell if this is a blessing or curse in disguise
>>565732969Stop buying books then you're a victim of your own stupidity
>>565732753I was in Mambo for six months, we were always full. That's probably the case now. A fair number of A/A+ clubs have vacancies on month start, due to lynching flatlining niggers
>>565732969at least your runs give you something to buy...
>>565731490This is why mambochou deserves to be replaced because that was entirely his fault. That said, the guy that ended up joining was also cool too at least
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>565725516YESSIR
>>565732969>>565733068are books a noob trap? I never had a good run when I bought books
>>565732867I thought I was a degenerate but that faggot somehow ups the ante every week, I love it. God bless him
No pink or red requests allowed once I become danchou btw
Only good thing to happen to me ever since MANT.
Agnes is so cute
>>565727824are you retarded?
>>565732505You should ask this in >our chat
>>565733217they're low priority, no reason not to buy free stats. I usually wait until the last turn unless they're speed/power books in junior yearif you're only getting books then the run is bricked but cant really do anything about that
Favorite uma voice?I like Super Creek and Grass Wonder.They have a very sweet and soothing voice.
>>565733217notebooks are a bad choicemanuals and scrolls are must-buy 99% of the timeespecially early career
>>565733217Cleats are the noob trap.
>>565733414pulling my cute boy wives tail
I meant scrolls
>>565732591
>>565733217they're not, but in the rare case of that other guy where you can't buy other items because of books you might want to start prioritizing the important ones and actually buy other items as well otherwise your summers/rare double rainbow/climax may suck
Reply to my post with something funny or your mother dies in her sleep tonight and saying fatfuck isn't funny and will make the curse take effect immediately
can we post uma(boys)?
>>565732701>>565732849There was this trending NTS doujin on nhentai and it followed the usual pattern of NTS turning into NTR, so it would have been hot, but the entire thing felt like it was trying to clear the foid of any wrongdoing. Part of the NTS to NTR pipeline appeal is the inevitability of a bunch of shitty people falling into depravity. Putting the power into the foids hands and trying to make it out to be a good thing undermined the entire story. It was clearly written by a foid for other foids, and it put me in a really bad mood after to think that there are people out there who really think like that. Women are ruining NTR.Umamusume.
>>565733402Tama, Tachyon, Bakushin
>565733664no
>>565733414>>565733693
>>565733664FAT FUCK>FAT FUCKFAT FUCK>FAT FUCKFAT FUCK>FAT FUCKFAT FUCK>FAT FUCKFAT FUCK>FAT FUCKFAT FUCKFAT FUCKFAT FUCKFAT FUCKFAT FUCKFAT FUCKFAT FUCKFAT FUCKFAT FUCKFAT FUCKFAT FUCKFAT FUCKFAT FUCKFAT FUCK FAT FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>565733664lardass
Gold Ship probably the most talented uma va
>>565733765May 4 2026 02:23 am heart failure
>>565733720If the content has a lot of yap, it's probably for women
>>565733664
>>565733664FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT fuck
>>565733674So this is the face Rice makes listening to Evanescence....
Which A/+A clubs have vacancies as of now? My B+ club does not deserve me
>>565733664stupid fat fuck
>>565731490I'm the same as you. I started as a /Uma/ club chud but runescape leagues stole all of my attention for 2 weeks. Quota was 30 mil back then but I only got 27 and I woke up with no club. Mambo was quick on the scoop. Since then I don't think I've earned less than 45 mil in a month. I would say Uma club's loss, but I think I'd have been kicked 5 times over from their quota rising so high over time. I could survive in s, but I am not S+ material.
>>565733921But I only have a phone..?
>>565733664I'm immune to these cause my mom is dead
>>565733968mambo will be down to 0 by tomorrow
so... no head?
>>565734073nyo...
>>565733402Most straightforwardly beautiful: Bakushin O, McQueenMost deliciously sexy: Air GrooveBest emotional reactions to things: Jordan
>>565733968UMADash has an opening. Drop your ID!
>>565729978if our top A+ merged they would be S+ easily
>>565733402
>>565733816>>565733953>>565733825>>565733989based
>>565733968HonseFun has a spot
what if danchou comes back tomorrow before the deadline
>>565734002
>>565733664something funny
>>565734239that would be even funnier than the Mambo Battle RoyaleMAYBE
>>565733664yo uma so fat she got triabetes
>>565733664Fat.Fuck.
>>565733402mamboacuteand this >>565734221
>>565732857>reddit tachyon
>>565733876I reflect the curse so you get testicular torsion when you wake up tomorrow instead
>>565734160why does flower dress like a 1960s granny
this honse looks evil.......
>>565734015Scarily similar as me, except I ended up in Clover first (rip cloverbros...) after getting kicked from /uma/ club and then settled in Mambo. I really like it here now so I'm never gonna leave the club
install hachimi so that you can load faster into the clubroom tomorrow mambros
>>565733720Gotta hate when your fetish content with an actual plot gets ruinedI remember about the girl fucking another guy while unbeknowst to them the bf watches from a closet or something, then they find out and for him is weird and for the girls it's exciting and all, as these doujins goInteresting thing was that eventually the guy and girl found out their emotional connection was stronger than the physical pleasure she felt with the other fag, very saccharine but it was kinda nice, so they end up together, the bull gets sidelined like a loser and happily ever after!... But then it turns out the girl is STILL fucking the other guy behind the original bf's back and he watches the whole thing so it's more of the same instead. I hate fuckers backtracking and that swap was so out of nowhere it killed my hard on fuck thatPic probably related
>>565734205Who are the top clubs Uma & Co and UmaDash? They would hit S but I don't know if they'd hit S+
>>565733402Cesario, her voice is so smooth
>>565734348I do not have testicles LMAO
>>565733968Uma&Co has a spot if you want to join
>>565734354DestroyerOfWorlds.jpg
>>565733664Obese
>>565734468geldbro...
>>565734354What's with the come hither look wtf
>>565734160cute filly
>Halloween Circus>Halloween BandHow is this supposed to be scary?
>>565734423Yeh they would definitely hit S, and S+ is not too far a dream if they can make the 60mil earners jump to 100mil and they keep the 150mil earners
>>565733664bro wtf I'm boring as fuck I can't even be punny let alone funny
no cares about your gay fanfiction, Duramente
>>565734354interesting how big they can get in so little time
>>565734486lol
>>565733778
>>565734612whose sex legs are those?
>>565733968Mambo dancho posted this
>>565734354
>>565734683We have Kitasan Black at home
>>565734354Looks like a perfectly normal, well adjusted member of the retired horse association. No malintent whatsoever.
>>565733181YES SIR!
>>565734486Not getting blacklisted, I'd rather join an A club like autis/uma/
>>565733664sexy fuckchubby fucksoft fuck
You just know Mambochou will log in just before the expiration to cuck you losers
if my bwo C ever left autis/uma/...
>>565734690Bono
>>565734728I wish he did...
>>565734649This was Ebayan when he was still a foal vs now and the difference is pretty nuts kek
>>565733720>>565734416You guys care too much about porno>>565734354Did he kick that fence right after?
>>565734759I'm not fooled. Someone post the picture of Doto marching in a Nazi rally, we can't let this horse pretend the past didn't happen!
>>565733402Kris S for just regular talkingGimlet for singing
>>565733402Silence Suzuka
Tacuteyon
>>565734885Are the donuts just that good? Damn
>>565734932Ok, you got me. He has his outbursts.. regularly..
>>565734759
>>565734468ywnbw
Mambo dancho here. I will log in tomorrow to protect my position. This has all been a fun social experiment to see how much I can abuse these donkeys, as well as see the community's reaction to it. I have thoroughly enjoyed all of the shitposting, the hope, and the inevitable despair that is to come.Thanks for the A+ club rewards on my alt every month bozos. Now get back in your hamster wheels.
Why did danchou just abandon usI'll never get closure now for the rest of my lifeso this is what being ghosted after spending a year with someone feels like
post something cute
>>565735116I think he got killed since he was a nuclear engineer or something like that
If only speed cards were real
>>565735091KEK
>>565734468Haha, so cool, Mambo should have space tomorrow if you wanted to join haha
Is this enough midrace haha...?>not pictured: Red Shift
>>565735116>almondlove dancho quits>mambodancho mysteriously disappears right aftermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>565735175Mambodancho was Homer simpson?
>>565735140
>>565735116>first Mambo got cucked>then Mambo got abandoned>in neither case was there any closuregod bless this club, the gift that keeps on giving
>>565734932DOTO IS IRISH
>>565735252MamD'OH...
>>565734468you wish, you will be a male forever
>>565735168Puffy
Alright, I think I've had enough of MANT. See you guys in 2 months, I can't play this shit anymore.
>>565734468Okay but do you have ovaries?
>>565733402Same as you; I like switching between Creek and Grass on my homescreen to hear their voices
>>565734468sirius sis....
No...
>>565734468lmao he got gelded
>>565735215>teio holding the dagger>not fucking rice shower, the girl with an actual dagger in her designwasted
>>565734468Calandagan get off 4chan already
>>565734468/uma/ is a proud cock general, of you dont have a juicy cock youre not welcome
>>565734468Sad.
>>565735365anon no, pls don't leave...
>>565735287>race traitoranother one to add to her countless crimes...
>>565735528WTF He won the Japan Cup and this is how they thank himWhy are all honse racing scenes that aren't the US or Japan so evil
>>565734468I thought getting gelded was a joke or just for animals
>>565734468I'm sorry for your loss
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>565723871Don't play your game but I just found out about Air Groove and holy shit is she prettyAnd on top of that her personality is about calling you a retard and getting angry about anything?Absolute cutie
>>565734468How do you jerk off?
>>565735717It's because he has no balls that he was able to run for this long and win the JC instead of being retired early. That said his owners probably do regret chopping them off so early and would regrow his balls if they could kek>>565735723Eunuchs are a thing anon
>>565735723Apparently some zoomers willingly turn themselves into eunuchs. Crazy, I know.
>>565735875>>565735883It's gnu/eunuchs.
They're doing drone shots for horse racing? Damn, that's a really sick improvement
>>565735806evil horse
>>565735973...Linux users?
>>565735658she didn't mean to say that out loud, it was just an accident
>>565734416I think I know the one youre talking about if it’s a Madoka doujin with Kyouko. That one was fine for me because the guy was expecting something good to come from doing something bad, so it felt right for him to get cucked out of winning in the end. I do get your frustration, though.
Tawake!
>>565736015This neigha watching reaction vids off the Derby LMFAO
>>565735875They should ban eunuchs from racing UNFAIR ADVANTAGE Plus it's inhumane and spiritually Jewish to do
>>565735973>want to install a distro>they're all either corporate shit or filled with eunuch court drama
>need 901 Guts for the Mile racenyo... I still have 0 copies of Ayabe
The face of evilAnd a real horse
Taishin wouldn't do this to Creek right?
>>565736186Creek is fine
>>565736089Gurunee!
>There are women posting ITT
>>565736382I find that hard to believe
>>565736382Don't joke about scary stuff like that
>>565735857why is she such a fucking cum-addicted slut
>>565736382No, it's just ball-less men
>>565736486can this ugly bitch even smile properly?
>>565736382This should be poaled but I am honestly scared of the results
>>565736426Don't cry Fukukitaru :(
>>565735250our modern Romeo and Juliet
>>565736653
>>565736638but cum leaking from their limp dicks while you drill their ass is the best part of fucking a man...
>Ctrl+F Mambo>24 resultsI only come here these days to read shitposts about my club and I'm eating good this time.
In what context would Grass do this to El
>>565734038
>>565736810Danchou come back...
>>565736110cute haircut
speSEX
>>565736893its just a normal day
https://poal.me/aoytf2https://poal.me/aoytf2https://poal.me/aoytf2
>>565736668Ask and ye shall receive. https://poal.me/ybqwakhttps://poal.me/ybqwakhttps://poal.me/ybqwak
>>565736112They are banned in some races like that Arc at least
>>565737062>>565737081biGODS ww@?
>>565737062>>565737081You nincompoops!
>>565737081I'm not straight nor am I interested in real women, only 2D, so I guess "anything else" applies.
>>565734572that's his "Dictus eye"
>>565737126I'm heteroflexible
>>565736810when did you leave and why?
>>565736486>>565736771marrysexbaby makinghappy family
>>565737215I like big rice
>>565736893El existed near her.
>>565737062I put female because even though I was born a man I identify as a woman and not a troon
Can we stop giving attention to f*ids, thanks.
>>565737248get out of my head abe
>>565737243I left when /uma/ became a cock rating thread because it became a cock rating thread
>>565736893It being a Tuesday, tatoeba
Soon my reich will take shape, and nobody will get in my way! I know how to get the danchou spot and my rule will be eternal
>>565737315There are none here. Thankfully.
>>565734885haha imagine if he was born full-sized haha
>>565737294I don't think that's how that works
>>565737403You wish.
but doesn't mambo have a discord? Cant you just contact your dancho there
>>565737215how many babies?
I know the Stegoposter is a woman I just can't prove it her
>>565737346I mean why did you leave Mambo and when?
>>565737062>>565737081Who the fuck is voting female
>>565737337what would takimilk taste like
>>565737547Men.
>>565734683>>565733778Thanks, I always appreciate Aceposting
>>565737547Me
>>565737489We do not. >>565737547Females, I'd assume.
>>565737462It's exactly how it works because transexual is not a gender and my problem is dysphoria not schizophrenia
>>565737539I never left Mambo...
>>565737580Hey Cafe, can you tell Sundayman that I want to have sex with him?
>>565737392Who genuinely is the most racist umalike, who's umamsume's Drake or Momoi
>>565737563american milk
>>565737525Yet***
>>565735497>the girl with a dagger who is also notably depicted with a glowing eye
My anxiety is spiking up desu
Umamusume is an extremely female-coded game anyway
>>565737807Awooga
>>565737719From what ive seen in this general narita top road
>almost threw my cat out of the window after a MANT run with bad shop and rainbow RNGthat's it, I'm going back to Unity. anyone has the link to the uma ranking calculator?
>>565737608hag love
>>565737467I don't wish, but it's statistically very unlikely. Women don't come to the chans in general, they don't like anonymous imageboards, and they don't like it when lots of people are mean to them for talking. So they're unlikely to hang out here. and by "woman" I mean adult human female, female meaning a member of the class that does or did, or will or would, but for developmental or genetic anomalies, produce eggs, i.e. large sessile gametes, in contradistinction to sperm, small mobile gametes. Anything else is not a woman
>>565737624
>>565737807
Ok /uma/, would you ACTUALLY marry your favorite girl IRL or not?
>>565737525I'm confident that the gentildonna furry creature poster is a woman or at least a tranny, and probably adhd autism combo.
>>565735970it's funny how gimlet looks normal when you see his right eye but even then you can see his left bulging grotesquely outward, searching and malignant, seeking to unleash its vile power
You know 4chinz is not le secrit boyz club anymore like it used to be, time has passed and gayming, anime, and other nerd shit is acceptable by society now, it used to get you bullied at highschool by the femoids and chads but not all the femoids and even chad partake in it and think they are coolIt is not weird or strange to have femoids posting here anymore they are pretty common, but they are better lurkers that us men who want to fight and fuck for the gym leader spot
>>565737807I will save her eggs
>>565737930I'm already married irl, so nyo
another stupid chiyopost
>>565737685this is what happens when you do not read posts, I somehow put 'old' before 'club' and didn't reread it, and made assumptions based on that. hazukashi
>>565737930Yes but no woman would ever willingly marry me
>>565737989>us menThis post reeks of negative testosterone
>>565737989(You)
You guys should read the original Greek myth of Pandora.
>>565737989if you actually lurked places where online women hang out, you'd know how untrue this is.
>>565737873>Women don't come to the chans in general,The existence of /cgl/ proves otherwise.
>>565737930Absolutely.
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER GIMLET OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
women absolutely do lurk here by the way. I met actual biological women through /llsifg/, one was unfortunately SEA and an obnoxious attention whore though and ended up getting ousted by the friend group
>>565738029>>565738082>>565738104>>565738169Femoid coded posters
>>565738189extremely cute
>>565737930what kind of retard question is that? Are you sane?
>>565738218I like her voice.
>>565737807We don't find old ladies attractive right?
>>565736678
>>565738189shameless uggo
>>565737989there are no women on the internet unless they post their tits with timestamp, simple ass
The more important question than whether there are women present is always that of whether there are women present who ARE NOT FAT. Fat people should never be counted as being truly male or female; they are their own third gender
TeioGODs
>>565738189So wholesome Brian is a thing now?
>>565738218I think it's very cool how gimlet breaks fence posts for no reason
>>565738435>now
>>565738218I like how she drugs her trainer
Coffee for the coffee addict, umas for the uma throne!
>>565738327You mean I'm passing?
>>565737930yes, but she probably wouldn't want to marry me
>>565725124Doto's bust size is 9 sizes bigger but Daiwa is the resident cow of Umas. Why is that?
>>565737873I know at least 5 femanons from the fgo threads, but it's easier to believe in that game because there's many potent otomebait characters there.It's a lot harder to believe in Uma since the whole game is stats and either uma Yuri or uma x male insert. Not a lot of footholds likely to grab a woman's attention.
>>565738432I fucking knew it
>>565737989it's sad but it's true. 4chong is not a forum for outsiders, now it's the website normalfags, twitter retards, and discord morons come to vent about all the dumb stuff they don't have the balls to say without the anonymous mask
>>565738432I posted this.
>>565738049>no woman would ever willingly marry me>>"No matter how bad you were, this racer will forgive and comfort you before spoiling you rotten."
>>565738432this man does not eat nearly enough to be a Teiohog
>>565738432>The buttons holding on for dear lifeStereotypes are true.
>>565738218why is she at tokyo big sight?
>>565738501Mare power
>>565738432The allegations... no..
>>565738509my nigga even ignoring /here/ do you know how many fucking female (japanese) fans the likes of rudolph, brian, stego etc have? I've even see STILL IN LOVE YUMES. Like come on man. To pretend there's no appeal to women in this game is fucking retarded.
Would Manhattan Cafe drink these?
>>565738498This looks exactly like my first ex...
>>565738494helping cafe pass her third kidney stone in a year!
Tachyon has something to say to you.
>>565738501She showed up earlier than Doto and has more presence overall
>>565738565False. My height is 183cm and my weight is 53kg
>>565738653Far less than what you think
>>565738509while it's true you can often tell whether anon is anon or femanon if you engage with them enough, I'm still doubtful. I can say I've never seen a single post here I thought an actual woman wrote.
>>565738743Is she single?
umamusume cunt blast
>>565738218I want to cum on her thighs and marry her daughtee Vodka
>>565738867No:(
>>565738218her solo song is dopehttps://youtu.be/pzuuOHk5Udc
>>565738218Oyakodon with Vodka
>>565738606Maru stunting on those millenial horses.
>>565739002holy cute
All the rape posts are made by femanons by the wayWomen are the only ones who romanticize and have rape fantasiesMen do not care about it, and even find it repulsive because it is something awful that could happen to one of their daughtersYou would have to be extremely brown or a woman to even find rape appealing
i missed the jige please make a new one
>>565737930>>565738498Same. Even if I had an isekai buff I can't imagine her ever taking interest in me.>>565738509Women don't play these games like men do. They collect characters like dolls and Umamusume is one of the least gooner centric ones on the market. Think for a minute about how many times you've seen a vtuber pity spark an uma with nothing but paid carats and proceed to never complete her career.
>>565739002Mayachin LOVE
>>565739045
>>565738557>>565738207geniunely how do you make creek hate you
>>565739212>Think for a minute about how many times you've seen a vtuber pity spark an uma with nothing but paid carats and proceed to never complete her career.Zero times because I don't watch that garbage
>>565739264
>6 murmur procs out of 20 races>1100 witWhat the fuck, I didn't expect it to be THAT bad.
>>565738998She looks a bit like Saki from Gimai Seikatsu
>>565736382
>>565739002https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzmt5Dju67w
>>565739276Cheat on her? Trust me, it breaks even the stoutest of women.
>>565739182based but you could say the same thing without the need of being racist
Uma musume? Champions meeting?
Bro is begging to get doxxed again
>>565739452do it, dox your whole club
>>565738432The absolute state of his tie is the worst part about this.
it's impossible to kill the lobby with stam debuffs
>>565738432fat people's legs are so concerningthey look like they could buckle at any moment.
>>565739592What if you bring THREE stam debuffer hybrid aces?
>>565739495Keb (Leader) (Dober Icon)Ting (Officer) (Opera Icon)Vattic (Officer) (Fuku Icon)A (Curren Icon)Dignitarian (Falco Icon)Neth (Fuku Icon)Some shitty chinese name (Bourbon Icon)Deffie (Vodka Icon)Shou (Fuji Icon)Astronauts (Fuku Icon)Mike (Mambo Icon)Moblin (Daiwa Icon)Tertul (Taishin Icon)Tilly (Cafe Icon)Wholeslayer (Fujin Icon)Animous (Rice Icon)Wool (Taiki Icon)Kiunai (Mambo Icon)Mambocchi (Mambo Icon)Spook (Finemo Icon)Hook (Curren Icon)El Mysterio (Pasa Icon)Mamborius (Mambo Icon)Vicente (Mambo Icon)Aloww (Chitty Icon)Torena (Bakushin Icon)aquantis (Rudolph Icon)Cupcake (Brian Icon)Shooshio (Taiki Icon)Yeppy@YEPPERS (Flower Icon)
>>565739045>>565739221having both rivals as your trainees should be illegal
>>565739402Easy. Play goo goo babies with another woman instead of her
theoretically you can shut down entire styles by triple stam debuffing them down 10% stamina but that also means you can't win
>>565739696
>>565739586I'd say it's whatever is going on with the cape. I know it would be on the wrong side, but just represent it with a pocket square.
>>565739592What are the statlines on umas you tried to burn?
>>565737930100 %.
>>565739705imagine the sex
>>565739696Me near the bottom.
>>565739696Will this list still be accurate by tomorrow?
>>565739696Based
>>565739696not my club not my problem
I'm a woman who's over 30 who's been posting on this sinte since Gorespammer was shitting up bakemonogatari threads on /a/. I'm not sure why you guys think this has ever been some secret club, I just simply don't bring in gender at all and adapt to the way this site talks, and abide by the whole "there are no women on the internet" so I don't get bombarded with "post tits". It's really not that difficult.
>>565739746>just represent it with a pocket squareA solution too elegant for Teio enjoyers.
>>565739696NNNYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
>>565739696I CAN READ MY NAME
>>565739912uoooohhhhh hagpost your saggy tits
>>565738998FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>565738432he should do the deio stebbu
>>565739696>Some shitty chinese name (Bourbon Icon)
>>565739696>doxxedswatting them now
>>565739912post tits though
>>565740005My man, that was blatantly AI.
>>565739696>Spook (Finemo Icon)rape
>>565739696mfw you can't dox my clubmates cuz there's only me there
>>565739803why do you care faggot? you made like half of your club leave
>>565739912post tits while using creek cosplay
>>565738404females should show cunt
>>565739912tits?
>>565738218Cooler vodka
>>565740030I find it funny cause he's one of the top earners and has never said a word in the club chatJust requests shoes and does his runs, truly a god
>>565739912>over 30Yeah, rip carton of eggs. My umas are eternal.
>>565740151>565740042
>>565739912shakur sis...
>>565739912>30You are running out of eggs
>>565740267>s
>>565740086You are eternally mind broken and full of estrogen, you are a woman to me at this point.If you ever consider yourself a man, come out and talk directly to me in club chat and lets settle your schizo antics for once. Stop being a fucking faggot and sabotaging an entire club because you are pissed I am better than you.>B-but your club hates you and leftWe are top 200 again and super active as per usual. Seethe.
>>565740283I like Shakur's seiyuu but her design puts me off. Really sucks.
>>565740030he's my favorite mambobo
>>565736382You only say this because TT is not competitive I play mostly CM too
>>565739696HOLY DOXXAROONI
>>565739696Your prayers answered, I am here
>>565740346wow congrats faggot you got some random non /uma/ people
>>565739696>decide to check some Mambros' fan counts>this guy was in another mambo club before joining the actual mambocute
>>565739696BASEDall this information is freely available on Chrono, btw
>>565738432It looks pretty on theme for the Kentucky Derby desu I think it looks nice
>>565740492I need Cheval and Rulership double paizuri
>>565739696>they finally released the Epsatono list
>>565740471Thanks for proving you are not my target. Buh bay loser idiot fag [-]
>>565740569You lost retarded ntrfaggot, you will always be stalked btw
>>565740531>former memberAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
guys when does Sweepy drop?
>>565740005Who the fuck relies on tineye? That shit NEVER works. Google reverse image search found that image instantly.
>>565738432That hat and the way he holds his hands are gay as fuck, the spirit is there but he lacks aura.
>>565740531What's a MamboChao?
>>565740656No idea
>>565740562
>>565740416Raping Finemo posters
>>565739912I don't believe you're a woman, for reasons already stated, but only retards think it's a secret club women can't enter. They do, sometimes, Momanon being a famous example on /a/, but mostly they don't because it's better for their self esteem to act like whores for validation.
>>565740753Sweepy would definitely say this
>>565740346>>565740569based ntrGOD schizo hunting
>>565738432he looks cool. Stop making fun of him in the replies
>>565740531bwo left autis/uma/ for mambochaos...
>>565740346i see you're still seething you got your discord leaked good
>he's talking to himself again
>>565738432Rizzless fat fuck dressing as expected
>>565740832What is wrong with her?
>>565740825>obese>looks coolis this what amerimutts believe? lmao
just to be sure, this game doesn't have any sort of skill-based/rating-based matchmaking, right?if not, how the fuck do non-sweats out play this
>>565740717Something like this, I think
>>565738432i mean he looks better than most teiobros
uh oh schizo melty
>>565740807you really are latinx, ntrfag>>565740886he's still mindbroken
>>565740941open league
>>565740906It reminds her of her favorite meal my cock
how many rolls should I save for light hello + agnes tachyon banner? i don't need to mlb both right
i'm reading umineko
>>565741036Light Hello works at 0*
Anyone listen to the new Harry Potter audio books? Think they're worth?
>>565738432TEIOBROSOVRREPVTATION
>>565741052umanko?
>>565740941What do you mean? This is an extremely beatable uma
>>565741036ogurismile.jpg
>>565740961Chaos were born to race too
>>565740941Uncapped speed and power, sub 1200 wit? winnable, easy.
>>565740971The bar is so low it's not even a compliment
>>565740941>under 1k wit and non max speedan A+ golshi can beat that
>>565740941that's a meme deck that doesn't have good enough skills to outdo anythinghe's just padding his score with skills
>>565741052Which episode? It's been a while but it all goes downhill from ep3 forwards iirc
>>565741256>>565741256>>565741256
>>565741165She will duel you to death with 1200 guts and a 400m final straight
>>565741286you need matching speeds to duel anon
>>565740531This is more convenient as a danchou to check an anon's resume just by putting the profile ID on https://uma.moe/profile/[ID Number]If an anon has the ID 181478271067 you just check it there and see their whole club bodycount and stats>champions meetingThey are even going to doxx soon if you're a plat let.
>>565741367I was only shitposting, but an End Closer would need >1500 speed to be going too fast to duel her.
>>565741427Time sure flies so fast. To think I'm already 6 months in my club
