Mommy Mandy EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2050349574154240369>Dispatch wins bigly at the 2026 BAFTA awardshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2046272794330304708>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>565225604
Flambert <3333
My life for Mandy
mommy blazer milky wilky
>>565725579I just realized the timestamp even matches the year for when dispatch is supposed to take place
My life for Malevola
Chu
>>565726435that's karlach moron
>>565726435YOU FACE JARAXXUSEREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION
Mandy GODS where we at?
>>565726721my apologiesmy life for malevola
>>565726645mwah
>>565727157>genderbent malevola
>>565727134She wears the bunnysuit for Robert and Robert only
>>565727032EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING BURNING BURNINGJARAXXUS JARAXXUS YOU FACE JARAXXUS
>>565727134You can't hit with a Blackjack, dipshit. It's an autowin.
>>565727887Those cards aren't even on the table, dipshit. It's about sex
This Golem dude seems pretty cool if you ask me.
>>565728456Deal me another, Fucker.
>>565728639>you've got 20!>hit me>21!>hit me>Robert....>that's 30.>...hit me
>>565728486that's the gravy baby
>>565727032>>565727809I hate that I remember this WoW destroyed my chances at life
>>565729858I think Mandy basically having two forms so you're essentially dating two girls in one is the hottest shit ever
>>565730567brunette mandy sitting on my face while blonde mandy rides my lap
>>565730567It's such a simple concept, but a truly fantastical one.
>>565731021I'm pretty sure there's a fanfic like this but the author abandoned it
I got a fuck ton of shrimp and I don’t know what to do with them
>>565731769ask them to fry some rice
I saw one of these things the other day https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y1ItZDV3gc&pp=ygUFQXdlYm8%3D&ra=mVery magical
>>565732226why he like that
>>565731936
https://files.catbox.moe/azudnd.mp4I'M YEARNINGMANDY WHY CAN'T YOU BE REAL
>>565732736They’re too bold for their own good I think
Invisimech <3333
oy vey the wweeknds over. challenge failed sucesfully i got drunk but no hard liqor so that something i think. i dont wanna go to work tomorrow fuck good night sdn i love u bros <33
>>565736141goodnight visiholic
mogged
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>565738657is this list getting longer every time you post it
Mark is better at doing interviews than Robert.
Damn you guys are still alive?
>>565741447like a cockroach, fucker
Karen Blazer my beloved
>>565743821YUMit's giving Jill Valentine
>>565743987
Welp, i fucked up 7 missions, succeeded 2 missions, ignored two missions (the balloon mission isnt worth gambling my run for, i ignored the toilet hax mission because i couldnt figure out how to fuck it up since i couldnt fail the hacking thingy), made invisigal fuck up the mission AND i managed to piss her off and punch me (i snitched on her lol), anyways imma take my time to figure out if i should fire sonar or coupe for my bad choices run episode 3
>>565749789if you cut sonar episode 4 will be slightly harder than cutting coupe since Malevola leaves earlier than punch up does
>>565750527Golem is less bad :)
Does anyone else find it weird how the expert tactician ending overrides the hero/everyman/anti-hero endings? It's not even a moral alignment. There should be a separate ending result for how you did across the entire game, ranging from expert tactician (you aced everything) to nepo hire (you're fucking terrible at the game).
>>565725579I don't play this game. I just wanted to say that I just learned that Blonde Blazer's real hair isn't blonde, after months of fapping to her AIslop and assuming she actually is blonde. WTF????
>>565749789Make sure to kick Golem out of the room. He will refuse to go on calls for a while during the shift.
Where the fuck these extra votes came from? The poll was up for 4 days and then suddenly we get 3-4 extra votes after the thread ends.
>>565761068Bruh...
>>565761068lmao get catfished
>>565761464
>>565762532We only had 5 BB votes last time because the jeet voted...Oh no... is... is he back?
>>565762657When /SDN/ needed him most, he returned
>>565762985Have you ever...
>>565761464>three malevolantsall I'm aware of is me (who posts 99% of the time) and my baby bird who reposts older stuff I already posted. who is this third lazy motherfucker?
>>565761464I voted.
>>565765306>you are sheltering hidden malevolants, are you not?
>>565762532>I know Invisibitch is working with Shroud. I just can't prove it
I think you guys should stop portraying Mandy as a white supremacist. She is a progressive queen who values diversity above all else!
>>565767841but it's way funnier if Mandy was racist
>>565767841>>565768075>Karen "Around Blacks, Never Relax" Blazer>Karen "If It's Brown, Put It Down" Blazer
>>565767660>stealing malevola's exposed hipsit's only fair if she gets flambae's exposed chest...
Mandy makes one insensitive joke about indians and she's branded a racist forever. Meanwhile Courtney calls Chase a nigger and she gets away with it? What a sick joke. You think this is bad? This chicanery? She's done worse!
>>565768769So long as HR approves. They're the real decision makers around here.
>>565761464From people who actually post I can distinguish two fujos, two BBposters, two Malevolants, and like three or four Visiposters including one consistent visiholic. Are there really so many lurkers here?
>>565769487Fujos are stuffing the ballots
>>565768919I AM NOT CRAZY! I knew she swapped Galen's address. I knew he was from Florida. He's Florida Man. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just forgot it in the moment. She - She covered her tracks, he got that idiot at the copy machine to print those pictures. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to get stuck on there like that? No! She orchestrated it! Invisigal! She left him on that billboard! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my own company! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Courtney! Couldn't be precious Courtney! Stealing them blind! And she gets to be a hero!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop her!
>>565755585You mean like, 6 endings based on your performance and your general moral alignment?
>>565771952yeah, basically. Your moral alignment and how well you did should be a separate stat
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>565774670g'night
>>565781843Mecha Man taking backshots.
>>565768919I expect better from Mandy the super hero, not Courtney the ex-criminal.
Good afternoon, /sdn/. I miss Mandy.
>>565786051nighty night BBfren
>>565786051She's still here anon
I wuv u Wobewt uwu
>>565794591>.t pic related
>>565794591Don’t ever type like this again.
>>565795027oWo !!
If Robert has a dad bod then would this be considered a mom bod?
Robert doesn’t have a gut. He doesn’t have a dad bod by default.
>>565796428Courtney will fix that. She’ll stuff him full of hard boiled eggs.
>>565796428what if the superhero version of dadbod is just really lean
Robert’s body hair distribution is funny. It’s like he was self conscious but not self conscious enough to completely finish the job, be it his face or torso
>>565797582he even shaves it off and the lines are still there. I think he's just shit at shaving
Men who shave or wax off their chest or belly hair aren’t men
>>565798454Shut up, faggot.
>>565798516Says the faggot LMAO you trim your pit hairs too or something? You are more woman than man
I think the real question is, which one shaves their bush and which one keeps it growing like a jungle
>>565799771Robert: manscapes every other week, but lets himself go sometimes Courtney: in between Robert and Mandy Mandy: totally smooth Coupe: a bit bushy (shaves it off completely when she’s getting ready for a date)Waterboy: full blown bush (he doesn’t see himself getting with anyone soon so why bother)Flambae: depends on his mood Punch-Up: trimmed like a moustache Sonar: what do you think Phenomaman: you don’t want to know Golem: there’s nothing there Chase: he burnt them off long ago from all that constant groin friction (super speed)
One of my exes forced me to get laser hair removal or she would break up with me
Malevola: whatever she wants she’s a demon
>>565805175>Sonar: what do you thinksmooth as a baby's bottom
>>565805689I like to think she's shaved it into the shape of a heart <3
My local weed vendor looks like Flambae except he’s a lot more nervous and jittery and might even be on the spectrum. He’s clearly gay too. Long hair and everything.
>>565809062Are YOU gay? You should seduce him
>>565725579>merch storeno septum piercings...
my boss reminds me of robert but like ten years older
>>565809612high-functioning alcoholic?
>>565810249robert is a high functioning alcoholic?
>>565809062Flambae if he got lost in the pot
>>565810312If he wanted to be, yeah. Otherwise he is responsible.
Good evening, Saars! Krishnu has saw it fit to poison me with salmonella.
>>565811693Are you for real right now? You’re like the third person in this general to get food poisoning, if so.
>>565811837I think I've got full on dysentery. My shits are pure water by this point. I've shat more water than I've drunk today.Didn't think that I'd die like some British fag in Crimea... I thought cancer would get me first.
>>565811693why did you redeem the pink chicken...
>>565812345I was shitting water like a month ago after eating from Chick-fil-A. Never eating there again.
Literally me right now.
>>565812549Saar, it was free!
I had food poisoning like a month and a half ago after eating shrimp and rice that was in a container in my dad's truck. it was homemade from a coworker who gave it to my dad and he let it sit in his hot truck all day, this wasn't the first time he got food from him and knew it was good so in his benevolence he decided to let me have it all too. first time in my life getting food poisoning so it was BAD, two-three hours of my tummy feeling a little odd and gassy, a solid hour of lying still trying to sleep and ignore a strange cramp before it turning into a heat flash and me dry heaving over a sink before shitting my liquified brains for ten minutes at midnight.to be fair it felt really good afterwards.
I might as well double down and finish the chicken that poisoned me. It's not like it can infect me twice.
>>565813246DO NOT. That is how I got food poisoning a SECOND time. See. I thought to myself “I need to eat something. Surely it isn’t the leftover fried chicken that caused by immense discomfort!”. I WAS WRONG. It was the chicken!!!
>>565813472Too late. I'm halfway through it.
>>565812668This man was kind, an old soul, and beloved by the smallfolk, and yet God saw fit to punish him for no reason at all.
>>565813602Good man. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, and getting food poisoning twice will definitely make you twice as strong
>>565813246Enjoy shitting blood and mucus because you have your guts another round of inflammation you fucking doofus
>>565814307you *gave your
>>565813246>>565813894
>>565815808A good man must suffer to earn and understand his happiness.
https://www.mothership.blog/in-dispatch-blonde-blazer-and-invisigal-dont-get-equal-screentime-but-its-not-developer-bias-adhoc-says/more fuel to the fire
>>565816243the more adhoc flaps their gums the more faith in them I lose
>>565816243>Sign up now to read the full story and get access to all posts for paying subscribers only.Oh come on.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1t3od7e/new_article_nick_herman_talks_indepth_about/I haven't actually read the article yet lol
>>565771278You are actually obsessed with me anon lol it's been 6 months. Get a grip already>>565816243I mean folks....where's the lie? These are the same things most of us were saying months ago. Every scene that Invisigal gets that has pouting and arguing and mentoring with Robert translates to more screen time. The camera needs to be on her more often to depict her villain to hero character arc. The camera doesn't need to be on Blonde Blazer 24/7 because her character is established and confident, she's all about making the absolute most out of every second and doesn't need a redemption arc to be special.>"Nick Herman says that showing Visi's sad reaction to Robert dancing with Blazer versus not giving Blazer any reaction was not "developer bias or a writing decision to elevate one character over another", but rather it was rooted in both characters' personalities.">"Herman says that if not pursued, Blazer has kind of already made peace with and accepted how things are going with Robert not being interested in her, while Visi is the kind of character who would be visibly upset at seeing someone she was pining after dancing with someone else"This is literally the same thing every single BBfag was saying in November.
>>565790997Glad to see this still being posted.
>>565820437calm down BBjeet it's just a better caul saul pasta
>>565764262I have
>>565820064>In last year's viral superhero workplace comedyDispatch, I (and protagonist Robert Robertson) fell for two awesome women. Blonde Blazer is introduced first; she's a classic superhero who still struggles with relatable realities of being a human woman. In comparison, Invisigal ("Visi") is a former villain with an attitude problem and an identity crisis. Both characters make their romantic interest in Robert clear, and it's fun for the player that normcore Robert can pull such baddies. > Some have humorously claimed that AdHoc Studios' Dispatchis "Twilight for men." Nick Herman, AdHoc co-founder and the creative director of Dispatch, told Mothership via email, "As we developed [the game], it became obvious that a love triangle aspect worked really well. [Invisigal] was very different from Blonde Blazer - they were kind of designed to be opposites from the jump -
>>565749789>the balloon missionFlambae, bro. All of the day
>>565821383THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE JEET.
>>565821585>- so it really made sense to create a contrasting sense of distinct choice in the player's mind based on their personalities, romantically." >Each romance path is compelling, yet I was surprised to see such an uneven preference in the player base. In the game's first weeks, 62% of players chose to go on a date with Invisigal at the end of Episode Four while only 26% dated Blonde Blazer. (Several months later, a fan-made site showed a more balanced spread, but there's still a preference for Visi.) Both of these women are freaking awesome - so why is there such a dramatic difference? Is it that players just love a moody girl? (I mean, yes, and...) Herman shared last fall with Eurogamer that he thought it was because, during the date selection, players were talking through a video call conversation with Visi versus simply texting Blonde Blazer without seeing her.
Still waiting on that damn YouTooz plushie too. Does anyone here have one yet? Mine says it won't be shipped until NOVEMBER.A full years wait for a BB plushie.
I hate her because she's white.
>>565821904>When I asked AdHoc about that, Herman reflected that he stands by what he said, adding, "Part of our job [as creators] is to balance the emotions and the information were giving you at any given point in the story, so you can make decisions based on that... Part of [not cutting to Blazer] was a budget consideration and part of it is that we just didn't fully appreciate how important it would have been in that moment. That's one thing I wish we'd changed. People always ask if we'd go back and change anything on previous games, and the answer is always yes. I'm never going to be done with a game even after it ships." I have another theory, too, as to why Invisigal dominates the polls: Invisigal essentially serves as the game's deuteragonist, i.e., a secondary protagonist, whether or not AdHoc planned it that way. To me, it all comes down to one cold open.>At the start of Episode 4, Dispatch opens with a sex scene between Invisigal and Robert, later revealed to be a dream Invisigal is having. This is the first moment in the game where the point-of- view has shifted from Robert to that of someone else - and this is significant.
>>565821698Don't you have explosive diarrhea to deal with?
>>565821698>calling others jeet while simultaneously shitting out his gutsoh, how the turn tables
>>565822207In fiction, POV choices root the audience in a certain perspective, usually that of a single main character. POV shapes how a reader, viewer, listener, or player understands the story. It's why dramatic tension works: when we know something the main characters don't, it increases our emotional investment.> Main characters serve as a focal point for an audience. We root for protagonists, even when they're morally complex like Veronica in Overboard! or Joel in The Last of Us. Video games heighten this relationship because we're controlling that character. Link, Geralt, Commander Shepherd, Master Chief, and others hold such a fond place in our hearts because we've gotten to know them so well, made choices, and experienced the world through them. As people, we can only truly see the world through our own eyes, but video games give us a chance to graft ourselves onto another viewpoint.
>>565822518>Thus, changing POV challenges the status quo of any story. When the perspective changes in any medium, the audience is caught off guard andforced to challenge their preconceived notions. Switching between characters in games like NieR:Automata or What Remains of Edith Finch offers new insights to the player engaging withthese stories and characters. >When I asked how that Episode Four opener came to be, Herman said, "It was always written that wed have this dream with Invisigal, seen from that perspective. The point was really to shake things up and create a kind of fake-out; we've never seen anything from anyone's perspective but Robert's up until that point. So when we have that cold open in Episode Four, it's meant to make you think, at thevery least, that this is a dream Robert is having. When she wakes up and you realize you're with her, it's more impactful. It's a bit of dramatic license to make you feel something - but it does carry this subtle implication that maybe she's moreimportant, that were seeing things from her perspective now.”
>>565822763> Dispatch's sex dream does a lot of work. Not only is the scene hot (it makes sense that after watching it, people are excited to date her!), but through this scene, l argue that AdHoc cements Invisigal as not just a side character, but as a deuteragonist. But was that their plan?>In the opening hour of Dispatch, Robert Robertson hits rock bottom. He's a superhero mech without a mech, as in, just a regular dude. Some run-of-the- mill thugs beat the shit out of him, and when he lays down in the gutter, it's clear he's given up. Protagonists are often driven by a core central question, and I see Robert's struggle as this: Can I be super even without the suit? The gloriously super Blonde Blazer recruits him for a desk job at Superhero Dispatch Network (SDN) where he'll be in charge of sending out others for missions. He's assigned the Z-Team: the troublemakers, the brats, the bad-at-their-jobs. One of the members of the Z-Team, Invisigal, quickly becomes the focal point. Robert spends significantly more time mentoring her than any other hero, and we see many scenes between the two of them. I asked Herman how she rose to the forefront. When did they know she was The One?
>>565813246>>565822372Did he really go back for seconds?
>>565823192> "In the first draft of the game, Robert was mentoring just one individual — it wasn't a team," Herman replied. "When you got to SDN, you basically got to choose who you wanted to help. After we introduced the three characters, you made a choice at the end of Episode One. The three characters were Invisigal, Waterboy, and Mr. Whiskey, that big giant cat mascot. We really liked them, fleshed them out, and they were all different in their own ways. They were all people you'd want to help for different reasons.">I loved that intel; Waterboy is my perfect baby boy, and I could never get enough of Mr. Whiskey. That richness of their early character development still shines through in the final game. Writers of strong fictional characters often have reams of additional pages of context or content beyond what makes it into the finished product. Herman continued, "At a certain point in development, we wanted to turn this one-on-one mentorship into more of a team effort. The story was taking more of a Bad News Bears, Mighty Ducks turn - and [Invisigal's] character gave us theclearest journey for that kind of story."
>>565823437>When Robert meets them, the Z-Team struggles to achieve basic goals, or even to get through a meeting without throwing each other through windows. Blonde Blazer believes in the potential of this redemption project, an opportunity for this group of former villains to reform and take charge of their identity, but the crew isn't making it easy.>Invisigal especially is the stand-out problem, as Robert's friend Chase notes early on. She rolls her eyes, swears, starts fights, and goes off assignment; these are funny but abrasive defense mechanisms. During one more vulnerable conversation, she shares with Robert that she feels she was born to be bad with a superpower like invisibility. Reflecting upon her own criminal past, she doesn't know if she deserves a second chance, much less if people can really change. "We wanted to make sure we had someone who really epitomized the journey we wanted this team to go on," Herman shared.
>>565823692> "We needed a front person for that band - someone we could focus our energy on and give the most screen time to. It's impossible to give nine characters equally satisfying, equal amounts of attention. So we wanted to give [Invisigal the spotlight... The themes and everything the player is actively doing lasRobert] just align with Invisigal very cleanly.">We can see this in the game's ending sequence, too. Invisigal will make a significant choice: she will either step in front of Robert to save his life (enabling him to spare or kill the big bad, Shroud), or murder Shroud herself, taking on the supervillain mantle. It's a surprise, and one that removes any of the player's agency in the moment. Instead, the ending plays out differently based on all the choices that you as Robert have made along the way, up to this final moment. Throughout the game, Invisigal has wondered, "Can I be a good person?" It is this question that shapes not just Invisigal's personal journey, but the narrative at large. Dispatch's multiple endings illustrate the extent to which the player can change the ending of Invisigal’s story, not just Robert’s
>>565823946>A deuteragonist can be a powerful storytelling tool. Sure, they might be a romantic interest, but they often have their own narrative arc that mirrors or serves as a foil to the protagonist. Secondary characters can have an immense impact (for better or worse) on their protagonist - think of Katara to Aang, Donkey to Shrek, Lady Macbeth to her husband, Atreus to Kratos. Invisigal's journey is aligned to Dispatch's themes of good versus evil and self-actualization. She can change the world, cementing her role as deuteragonist.>In my questions for Adhoc Studio, I brought up the party scene (with that luscious Bershy song that, in true superhero style, changed her life) in which, if you dance with Blonde Blazer, Visi will look on with envy. If you dance with Visi, it's Chase staring the couple down. However, both dances end in Chase starting a fight with Visi. I was all prepared to argue that this side-glance from Invisigal doubles down on the POV shift from before, showcasing that Invisigal truly is a secondary protagonist. Herman's explanation for the choice is rooted in character.
>>565824249>"We make acting choices for these digital puppets that are true to who we think they are. Invisigal is someone who, if she saw someone she was pining after dancing with someone else, she would be upset and you'd see it on her face. Blonde Blazer, by that point in the story, has kind of already made peace with how things are going. She's not going to smash a glass or get into a confrontation. She's accepted it. It's not developer bias or a writing choice to elevate one character over another - it's us trying to stay true to who they are," Hermansaid.>Perfect; let's talk about Blazer and who she is. At the end of Episode One, Blonde Blazer leaves for a date with her boyfriend Phenomaman after flirting with Robert. Many fans theorized this meant she was secretly evil and partnering with master villain Shroud to take down SDN from the inside. At her sushi date, the truth is revealed to be much more ordinary: she is simply a woman who doesn't feel seen by her partner and wants to leave the relationship, and likely has for a long time.
>>565824419>However, we as players don't see that in-game - it's only shared through an optional, Deluxe Edition comic. I didn't read these comics until after I finished the game. Many of the comics focus on backstories about the Z-Team or Shroud, but Blazer's is rooted firmly in the present: at that very sushi date. This comic is the closest the audience can get to Blonde Blazer's interiority. I found it to be critical in shaping my understanding of Blonde Blazer as a character, much less her breakup. >There's still much of Blonde Blazer's backstory that we don't know and that could still be explored. I wondered to AdHoc how her character would've been received by players if Episode Two had started with a POV break, following Blazer on her date.
>>565824686> "We decided to create the comics after we were already deep in development on the game," Herman responded. "That [Blazer] scene we had talked about enough that we knew exactly what it was, even if it hadn't been formally written. As we were looking to create supplemental content for players who were really all-in on Dispatch and justwanted more — we wanted the deluxe edition to give them something new and substantial, not justcharacter skins. We wanted meaty lore... A lot of the comics are scenes that we had talked about happening, scenes that maybe didn't make sense for us to show in the game, where you're role- playing as Robert the entirety of the game. It's weird to cut away for three minutes at a time to watch something that Robert isn't around for - both because Robert wouldn't know this information, which shouldn't affect the player's decision making, and because there's just nothing to do when Robert's not present."
>>565824895>Thus, once again, it comes back to POV shifts. And that's why, once again, I think the choice to have that dream sequence be from Invisigal's perspective is just so damn powerful.>By the time Dispatch wraps, the Z-Team has gone from the company joke to city saviors. Blonde Blazer has saved the day multiple times. Robert tries to be a good leader while still accepting that he can add value with or without the suit. But it's Invisigal who can change the most, through the player's choices and the actions of the story. I asked if AdHoc set out to make Invisigal the deuteragonist or if it just happened organically. "There was no plan to make Invisigal a secondary protagonist. In Season One, the story is really about Robert seeking his own redemption and helping this team turn over a new leaf - prove to the world that they can change. She's directly in line with all of that," Herman said.
>>565825108>Okay, I love that sentiment. But my eyes kept rereading that one phrase - "Season One"! The developers at Adhoc have said they're "seriously" considering a sequel, but they have yet to confirm it. Even after my interview with AdHoc, I don't know if there will be more Dispatch, but I choose to believe that "Season One" implies a Season Two. If there's more Dispatch on the horizon, perhaps we'll stay focused on Robert, or perhaps the game's POV will completely change. Luckily, AdHoc has got plenty of incredible characters to work with and plenty of interesting stories. For now, all I can do is consider Dispatch as I know it. In order for Blonde Blazer to be on equal footing, she'd need at least one POV break (like Invisigal's dream sequence), more backstory, and world- shaping identity crises. It's no wonder, then, that Invisigal dominates the romance polls. She is, after all, living that main character life.
>>565824895>As we were looking to create supplemental content for players who were really all-in on Dispatch and just>wanted more — we wanted the deluxe edition to give them something new and substantial, not just character skins. We wanted meaty lore...I would've prefered skins than 3 comics that are basically nothing burgers and the other 3 which should have been part of the main story.
>>565825460You can't really make skins for prerendered cutscenes, that's like doubling the animation cost
>>565825584Eh, it's only wishful thinking. I know it's a story game, but I would've liked some rewards for finishing the game, like alternative skins, hell, even pallete swaps would've been acceptable to me, or better yet, an endless mode for those who actually enjoyed the Dispatch segments.
>>565824895> both because Robert wouldn't know this information, which shouldn't affect the player's decision making, and because there's just nothing to do when Robert's not present."Yet we have the Invisigal sex dream at the start of episode 4? That focuses purely on her body only to reveal at the end of it she was thinking of Robert? Come off it, Nick.
how am i supposed to troost him if he's retarded?
>>565826579That's the neat part of being in a cult, you don't question things, you just gotta troost in the plan.
>>565826579we're all retarded here so it fits
>>565809062Is he cute?
>>565826364I propose that we patch in a sex scene for Mandy, you know, to balance things out
>200th post>100th image
>>565829385Thank you Courtney, very cool!
>>565829385It was 201/101
>>565829861Well shit, then my counter's bugged
Feeling a lot more tired these days. Even more so than usual, so I'll see you tomorrow. Goodnight, /SDN/.
>>565835628feel better BBfrend
>>565835628Drink lots of water, get sunlight and 30 minutes of exerciseAnd don't eat anymore raw poultry, goofy
>>565835628>>565836547yeah I was gonna say getting food poisoning might have something to do with it
>>565827148I am for that.Allegedly AdHoc is working on *something* but they refuse to tell the public what.
>>565837274What if they're doing something simple. Like a calendar pinup? I hate to compare Dispatch to Invincible again but...
>>565839106what are they talking about here
>>565839493Flambae's karaoke rendition of Bitch?
>>565795589
>>565841347holy fuck I hate that hairstyle for robert
>>565844663Thank goodness they didn't go with it.
>>565844304Imagine walking into your wagie job and superwoman is using the printer
>>565849526That'd be cool.
>>565837579Adhoc, take notes.
>>565837579Invincible VS is the most Jewish fighting game out at the moment. They want people to pay 5-10 dollars per skin after making players pay over 70 for the deluxe edition.
>>565837579are they posting rex feet pics
>>565857990It's such bullshit. I haven't played fighting games in a long time but good lord these microtransactions. I remember when people got angry at $5 unlockable characters and rightfully so. Now we're here, unbelievable.
>>565858707That and thensome.
>>565853409Honestly. Just start doing more thirst traps. June's around the corner let Flambae take the reins.
>>565859587>>565860676
>>565860676Amanda was right. It is a bit small.
>>565862158It's called peak, Shroud.
>>565853409Why does it look like spunk dripping down on his back, chest, and face?
I got a piece of cornbread that's been sitting on the table over the weekend, who wants to bet I'll get food poisoning like hopium did if I eat it?
>>565864234I'd say it's likely. Please tell me you're not eating it or going to?
>>565864571I love cornbread
>>565865064Just go to the store and get some mix to make more, golly! Or find something else to eat that's fresh.
>>565864234rip another one in this thread
>>565862549Why do you think a sexualized teenage boy is peak, Robert?
>>565866419Rex is 19. I think you should be keeping an eye on someone else.
>>565867228>NineTEENAlso, those are two consenting 20 somethings.
>>565867557Legal adult. Still pretty suspicious Robot fell for her considering she's physically aged to that of a preteen.
False alarmtook a bite into that cornbread and it was stale as shit. Crisis avertedI would gladly take food poisoning for some good cornbread thougheverbeit
>>565867876No shit it would be stale! Yuck. Seriously do you guys not have good food at your homes? I worry for you guys a lot.
Courtney the couch is right there
took a walk starting at 10ish and ending at midnight through dark and scary sidewalks and residential roads with trees and stuff blocking the view of the streets for extra danger all so I could listen to philistine for two hours straight. 10/10 would do again
>>565873629you should do it innawoods sometimes, even better. Just watch out for the skinwalkers
>>565136067fujoanon I still haven't forgotten about your request, it's just been on the backburner a bit while I've been ping ponging between 3 other ideas of my own that I've been working on but am too lazy to finish. But I'm trying to get it done by the end of the week
>>565877256No worries. Take your time. I'm in no hurry.
You’re not ready for this conversation but Mandy would become a distant memory if Brainbook had been a prominent character
>>565884687well Brainbook was originally a design for Blazer in the first place so she still wins
>>565884906Well nnow they are 2 separate characters and Brainbook looks better imo
>>565886104Now*
>>565884687she's overrated, Courtney and Mandy are still the best
>>565837579ONLYFANS!?
Average weekend with Courtney
>>565889756Fatherless Behavior.
>>565890009Not Rex's fault that his parent's sold him off to the feds.
>>565890719No, but he could turn the whorishness down a few notches. It comes across as pathetic. He could also stop being such an Unc with his Spotify, and put something on there that was made this century.https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5lDe3flSrTlvKqTfgZ6NLq
>>565891295>down a few notchesYou have a point but let's just say it won't be an easy change for him to make. He's got to face consequences for his actions. That way he learns.>whorishnessWhose the bigger slut Flambae or Rex Splode?>being such an Unc with his Spotify,Rex is an old soul.
>>565889846
>>565891690Rex, mostly because I don’t believe that Flambae would cheat on his partner.
>>565893049Very good point.
>>565889756>>565890009How’d he get banned?
>>565890719That’s why he needs Robert to be his new dad.
>>565894146Rober would set him on the straight and narrow but a dad? I wouldn't say so certainly.
>>565894618I meant it figuratively.
>>565894882Fair enough.
>>565889756SDN would never
>>565891690Rae’s going to help him learn the hard way if he keeps flaunting his ass for other women and homos.
>>565899516With a strap?
>>565905359>dispatcher for a day>causes an international incident
I've lost 20 pounds since Dispatch ended and stopped drinking as much.
>>565909402congratulations anon, for me it was completely the opposite
>>565909402nice, you should go on a bender to celebrate
>Bobert, ay am borowin da mech
>>565899729Yes.
>>565897706Are you sure?
>>565910023She’s just gonna schlick in it
>>565910023Courtney please don’t
>>565910023VISI NO-
wakey wakey, good morning SDN, what're you going to get up to today?
>>565913904I am currently writefagging instead of working
>>565888665<3
Robert has stinky feet
>>565917426they both do
>>565917586>black nail polish Uughhhheewwweeyyuck
>>565918538Robert is a kid at heart. Although he’s also an old soul. You can be both.
I find it funny how Courtney dreams of Robert having masterful sex with her, and her for all we know Robert is terrible at it.
>>565920328Imagine that it turns out that he has low libido due to stress>not tonight Courtney, I have a headache
>>565920328what are the chances Robert is actually a virgin
>>565917586
stop posting feet
>>565925090
>>565925090no
>>565926342disgusting. don't post more
>>565922325He's canonically a virgin.
>>565928119
>>565928241Robert "People don't think about much when I blow em" Robertson
>>565930174just because he sucked a couple of dicks we all did at some point it doesn't mean that he's not a virgin.
>>565930595Right, and it's not gay as long as you spit it out
Listen I know you guys like to make fun of Robert but let's not pretend that anyone who has such a visceral reaction to Thumbstick's balls in his face is also gay
>>565911149smelly
“Cool dick”
>>565932183Invisible hands typed this
Another Chud essay has hit /SDN/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7leqrMs7SQ
>>565932935Brother I've been running on this for the past 4 months
Shawarma or Taco Bell …. Shawarma or Taco Bell ….
>>565938056schwarma ez
>>565938056TacosTACOS
>>565938056Shawarma. It's just more bang for your buck. Make sure that the guy making the Shawarma is Caucasoid from the mountains of Caucasus. They tend to make the best ones. Meanwhile whitoids put a lot of cabbage and little to no meat.
>>565938056Shawarma is higher quality and actually good food. The “meat” they put on taco bell probably isn’t meant at all.
now I want schwarma too
I like shawarma but it gives me the shits if I put parsley on it
tfw no Broken Things
>>565940519
>>565940519I've come to terms with the fact that it's over when it comes to this fic. Luckily there are some other decent ones that are still going on.
Season 2 next year
What does he see
>>565944303
>>565932183Of course Robert isn’t gay. But if we take him seriously about that comment it wouldn’t surprise if he was at least bi-curious. Also anyone else would be disgusted much the same by Thumbstick’s sticky, stinky, piss soaked balls. Especially Flambae.
>>565948839Theres a difference between being like "fuck off weirdo" and having a visceral reaction to having balls on your face
>>565919769Robert is the kind of guy who peaked at highschool, like he was a lot happier back then
>>565909402Congrats, now reverse it
>>565955082might have something to do with his dad dying and being forced into being mecha man and all that
>>565955082I doubt he had a happy high school life. He was probably a total nerd.
>>565954910No one wants to have balls in their face on the daily anon. Even Visi was disgusted by the sight of ‘em and tried to have Robert do the dirty work of zipping Thumbstick’s pants.
Wobuwt uwu
Fwambay
>>565956562>>565956776I am going to strangle you.
>>565957016Pls no OwO I’m jus’ a widdle goy
>>565957268Don’t you mean pwwwease?
daradada dadaa radaaadada daad HAHA fuck good night sdn i love u bros <333
>>565959598g'night
>>565955253No
>>565970423HotToo hot!
>>565910023So thats why roid caught her with the all spark trying to steal the mech suit.
Horrific woes (third degree burns) to the one who cheats on Flambae.
>>565973159Its probably happened already tbqh
>>565893463I have no idea. Probably something stupid, since Rex wouldn’t post illegal shit on purpose.
>>565976267Where would they go for their honeymoon
>>565976320France.
>>565976586Funny you say that cause that's where Aaron Paul lives.
>>565860676Why is he holding a glowing dildo?
Anyone got that image of a little Bobert posting on his ‘puter
>>565977016
>>565978169Kyute~ thanks
>hopium right now
>>565979059He’s fiiiine
>>565976320Somewhere in South America. Somewhere very gay.
>>565979790>you're going to brazil
It really sucks that there isn’t a scenario of Courtney getting revenge on Robert (for whatever petty reason) by dropping a few laxatives into his morning coffee — and then filming him crapping his pants at the workplace because she barricaded the entrance to the men’s room I want to hear Aaron Paul groaning
>>565985069>I want to hear Aaron Paul groaningYou could've just said that.
>>565985069why would you want that
>>565985069embarrassmentpilled scatfetishmaxxer
>>565985069And give him ptsd for the rest of his life? What a cunt.
bunnysuit blazer my beloved...
uh oh stinky
More hamtersMore bobertsMore fujoslop
>>565988381there's only so many hampters
>>565987771Sorry wrong image
I know telltale games almost never have any of your small decisions affect the next season but it would be really funny if in season 2 the baby kaiju that golem adopted comes back to help you
The bad choices run is going well rn, it surprisingly got easier after the two first dispatches, i guess it was expecting you to use more than one hero per mission, but hey, i'll take 10%-30% rolls over 40%here's some tips while im at it, assuming you're not making your heroes stronger or anything:>in the first call of this second shift, send sonar to protect the guy, 30% you'll be fine.>in the second call you need to rely on having bad stats for the stats vibe check, if your hero's attack sucks then fight the knife lady, otherwise just serenate her then tough it out if your hero got a shitty defense, it's basically a free kill against base flambae and golem, i used flambae for this one, however.>in the cultist call you need to use prism, pick the free minds option, then tough it out with her, she'll lose, unfortunately she doesn't actually get actually brainwashed into doing cult shit but from the looks of that "cultists: recruited" text, maybe she did end up believing in their looney stuff but didnt actually go preach it around
>>565998707>that shit eating grin>20 failureskek
>>565999014only he could continue to smile after severely bombing a shift that hard
>>565999150That's the smile of a man who knows he's still gonna get his mecha man suit funded no matter how dogshit he is at his new job
>>565998707wow, better than 0%, what a massively low bar to step on, btw i decided on cutting sonar off as the final call, Also i'm part of the 1% that let invisigal down against lightningstruck
>>566000727I genuinely didn't know you could lower than 1%
>>566000945well i DID do everything in my power to screw up as hard as i possibly could, no wonder. i seriously doubt this will ever be properly replicated in video format, most dispatch bad choices run vids i've seen just decide to scratch their ass and miss the calls instead of trying to actively fail em all
>>565979059Is that Oregon trail
>>566018573Yep
>>566001720Jeeeeeezus
>>566008275He will get no boobies however
>>566023081Have you so little faith in the batboy?
>>566023790He will remain virgin
>>566028254Heterosexual missionary sex for procreation with handholding and staring into eyes with Mandy.
>>566029742Rough, dirty backbreaking doggystyle for the purpose of carnal pleasure with Blazer
Mandy looks like she's a 90s Disney movie princess.
>>566031341she's literally rapunzel all the way down to being secretly a brunette instead of blonde
>>566001720assASS
>>566031845I don't know anything about that character.
https://twitter.com/louchimouchi/status/2051870874249166986Adhoc should add in a hard mode where the hacking mini game is just Robert coding script injections and sending out phishing emails
I would eat _____’s ass
>>566042724Punch Up
>>566042724Golem
>>566042724Flambae
>>566042724Fujo
>>566042724Hopium
>>566047451Bruh
>>566047451seconding
>>566042724Anon
Why is she like this
>>566039473saved, thx anon
Sniffing Robert’s feet.
>>566034591>"Look… you’re right, I can’t outsmart you… cause you know what? I’m not a smart guy.">is a hacker-man>can understand and bypass code >can trace and match frequencies>has actual smart guy skillsWtf did they mean by this??
>>566054789He's autistic about tech.
>>565985069
>>566055712>and she still wants him to plow herYou're not fooling anyone Evil!Visi. We saw you yearning. You fake idgaf-er.
>>566056976She's what you would call a stealth yearner
>>566054789He’s humble and doesn’t see himself that way
Robert does have erectile dysfunction
>>566059106Which Mandy fixes
>>566059317Nope
>>566059414It's true. It's one of her superpowers
>>566060291Noooope
Slow day, huh?
>>566065481It’s hump day. Everyone’s busy humping.
>>566066174I'm gonna hump you in the ass
>>566068209Courtney no don’t do that
>You ever jerk off in this thing?
>>566077110I wish more people would pick no more often because it's the funniest
I like Sonar
>>566078259I'm sorry to hear that
>>566078675He is very cute
>>566078259>>566078675>>566078691He just wants boobies!
>>566078037Which rooms does she rub one out in?
>>566078691>>566079180I can haz nudies?
>>566019084I also associate Twinkies with dicks
>>566080449What is he doing? Trying to help with leg cramps?
>>566080662Something like that.
>>566078037That's hot
>>566079279Mandy's office
>>566081885Does she allow naps on the couch?
>>566082470god I hope, that's a nice fucking couch. It's big enough for a tall person to stretch out and still not touch the armrests
>>566080873He’s preparing him for a rough night :^)
mandyfags...
>>566085343Suddenly her breakup with Phenomeman is making more and more sense…
>>566085343I pretend I do not see it
What is she reacting to
>>566089864“Why are you grabbing my junk, Bob-Bob?”
>>566092225"You said I had a tiny little peen. Just seeing how you compare."
>>566091970DMC2 and DMC3
>>566091970or a worker saying she's corny vs complimenting her ass
Things really went to shit once they started letting women be superheroes
>>566099191Grandpa Bobby?
>>566099334
>>566057963Wanna know who else is yearning?
>>566069457Unlike Mark, Mecha Man will turn the tables on Courtney and reverse rape her. (which she will enjoy)
>>566099367Courtney you're a female superhero...
>>566100059>tries to rape robert for his baby>gets reverse raped>gets pregnantmission accomplished???
>>566101216Give her time. Post nut clarity takes a bit.
>>566100279Yeah, and things went to shit, didn’t they?
>>566099191Blazer really ought to hang up the amulet and be a stepford wife *slaps ass*
I wish I could experience Radio for the first time again
>>566117108Did he design this costume too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZbOrKwi0qQ
>>566100059>>566101216>>566101902she took a minute to realize that Robert just joined her in the theater
>>566117750Of course. Albeit without HR restrictions.
>>566119903g'night
>>566101216>Task Failed Successfully
>>566108308>Club PinguCools Plosed.
>>566119903I bet this artist is secretly BBjeet or something. I base that on the severely autistic meltdown they had on shitter and plebbit from someone mimic-ing their art but pairing Rob-Bob with Courtney instead.
>>566078037At least her superpower is good for that
>>566091970>Caught Robert jorking it on the job>It's the pictures of her
>>566131342I like pie too.
>>566119903night BBfren
>>566136992I want to inhale that suit
>>566138310Flambae…
>>566130903>No masturbating in the office unless it's pictures of meIs she a narcissist or something
>>566139670People are either totally revolted or get high on their own fart fumes if they learn someone is jerking off to them. Sort of like how women either get offended or get self-esteem boosts if someone tells them they’re pretty. The duality of man.
>>566140091For example:
>>566139670So she lets everyone jerk it to her?
>>566140091so which one is visi?
>>566131342>women not drawing robert as anything other than his canon twink form challengeFUCKING WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>566145958This tbqh
>>566145958it's just the woman equivalent of men drawing visi with massive knockers
>>566147186>men drawing visi with massive knockers Those are the real faggots. What kind of man can't love a tomboy with small breasts?! MEDIUM IS PREMIUM AND FLAT IS JUSTICE. JUST LIKE MY FISTS.
Flambae is scared of spiders. Not spider themed superheroes, or spider themed villains, just plain itty bitty spiders. He will scream like a high pitched teenaged girl and torch up his apartment if he sees just one (1) spider inching its way toward him. He has yet to come across one at HQ.
>>566143167
>>566149550https://files.catbox.moe/aeepji.mp4This sounds like a job for visi
>>566106203I don't, the party scene reminded me that I completely missed out on social life, I had to pause the game and go for a smoke. I still have some uneasy associations with this song, even though I like it very much.
>>566149550KekThis is canon now
>>566157104But anon, living vicariously through fictional characters is what vidya games is all about
>>566161840>sneaky Cuckney post
>>566162370Invisibility would be a great cuck power tbqh
>>566164237cucking is all about openly and voluntarily witnessing the act though, you can't cuck someone if you're not aware of their presence. invisibility is great for voyeurism, to which visi admits.
>>566153674>the chad Blazer vs. the virgin Homelander
How about another Chud essay, /SDN/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90DmIcYni3Y
>>566166429But I didn't pick invisigal, your honor
>>566166429No, I think we've had enough of your Chud essays. Call the jannies fujo, call the jannies.
Having to choose between waterboy and phenomenam is pretty hard ngl
>>566171454P man makes love to you
>>566171454While Waterboy could use some confidence boosting through mentorship, he seems to be okay with being a janitor. Phenomaman on the other hand desperately needs something to distract himself from the breakup, and leaving him to his own devices in the careless and depressed state he's in could be potentially dangerous, so it wasn't that hard of a choice for me
>>566166429>Wait, it’s just another anti-Visi video>Always has been
>>566172352I picked phenomaman so I could cuck him personally
>>566166429Serious question, how do we think Visi would react to all these video essayists trying to psycho analyze her?
Why can’t I just take both Waterboy and Phenomaman?
>>566174367Pretty much like pic rel
>>566174930Because i guess SDN doesnt want to dump too much of their budget and people into the Z team so they refuse to simply take both options
>>566174367"Nerds" and would punch them for analyzing her that much
>>566174930I mean technically you do at the end
>>566175684Robert’s wtf face is hilarious
>>566175684>>566176294Why is his face so punchable
>>566176874Why is his face so rapeable?
>>566176874Why is his face so kissable?
>>566176874Flambae>>566178160Visi>>566178439Blazer
>>566176874>>566178160>>566178439calm down Visi
Visi wants to get raped by Robert
>>566182648
Bad choices run episode 4, out of all outcomes, this one is the most desirable one i got, the others had me keep getting around two or three occasional successful calls while on 30%, this one was fucked over by invisigal at the tail end of this fucking shift but im not rewinding more 50 times over invisigal completing a fucking dog-related call, i actually missed a few calls because it turns out that having 2 unconscious heroes, 2 busy heroes, and one resting hero while the last one is coming back makes answering all the calls too hard
>>566182882You were not upgrading your heroes, were you?
>>566182768>Drumpf >>>/pol/ is that way
>>566182882Bad choices run episode 4, shift two, idk if i forgot to mention it, but i fired sonar since coupe was the least heroic and least redeemable of the z team in general so i cut him off, then in this episode i decided to hire waterboy, it was hard to choose the worst option here but i figured that waterboy was already fine with how he was doing and phenomanam was a loose cannon so i chose to hire waterboy, great choice too since fucking up by sending him alone is easy and doesnt need to be wounded to be useless, i sent him alone to try to stop an assassination and then sent him to get beaten up by some turtle guy.Funnily enough, in my first attempt, waterboy was actually able to stop the assassination attempt and complete the call on his own, obviously i didnt go with that but imagine how funny it would be from the Z team's pov, like imagine being flambae seeing the fucking janitor complete a call like that after seeing him fuck up a few minutes ago>>566183162Yeah, fucking up became easier after the second shift, but my luck can twist against me and hand me over a 30% win
>>566184004Look at that shit eating grin. Mf has been purposefully sabotaging Mandy's entire career just out of spite.Btw at this rate Waterboy's going to solo Red Ring Sonar.
Donald Trump in the Dispatch universe would be kewl
>>566184869Would he invite Robert to the White House?
>>566068209The Z-Teamite Empire requires more of your Invincible memes.
>>566186130Instead of a table covered with McDonalds, it would be covered with twinkies and sour patch kids.
>>566184869You're not gonna believe this
>>566188201Sonar becoming a president would be impossible, even if he did he wouldnt last long
>>566182882>>566184721>Hire mecha man because who wouldn't hire one of LA's most well known superheroes?>promise to repair his multimillion dollar mech suit with no strings attached >he's fucking dogshit at his job>lose your company millions while he tanks the already shitty reputation of your pet project >tfw the higher ups are never gonna let you make a business decision ever again
>>566189538Asaik you can still romance her even if you are purposefully dogshit at your job, so the funny scenario where mecha man fucks up so badly that the company loses millions and all of its remaining reputation to the point where the higher ups dont let her make a business decision ever again, and she'd still bang mecha man anyways
>>566190379The power of Mecha Dick. Bitches can't resist the Mecha Dick.
Robert honey. Time for the strap on. :)
>>566189538god what a desperate trampLuckily there isn't another woman at SDN who'd be that desperate for the mecha dick right?
>>566191719meant for >>566190379
>>566191719>>566191905Tbf, i suppose a hypothetical invisigal romance bad choices run is possible, just avoid getting her hurt in dispatching missions and only be nice to her and you get to be with her while everybody else gets screwed over, too bad you cant get mecha man to bang villain invisigal in a "she turns evil" ending, but on the plus side, you could actually kill shroud instead of invisigal killing shroud in that bad choices run variant
>>566193848>too bad you cant get mecha man to bang villain invisigal in a "she turns evil" endingNobody said thatAll she needs is a little rope
The fuck is this crap heap still going for?Sixty four threads? Really? You all need to touch grass.
The fuck is this based club still going for?Sixty four threads? Really? You all need to congratulate yourselves.
>>5661966235/10 invisigal impression, i can imagine her saying this but it lacks too much sass and needs some snarky insult/joke to say alongside this, also i cant see her telling somebody to touch grass
>>566197335>Touch grass? I already am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFvoDDs0XM
doo dooo durudu dodoo dooo rebel rebel u torn ur dress rebel rebel ur faces a messrebel rebel how thheu culd nowhot tramp i lovu soogoodnghtht sdn holy fuck jesus goodnight u love u bros
>>566200587Good night visidrunk
>>566199349not that grass!
>>566204169That his niece or a mecha man fanmade oc daughter?
>>566206558Pretty sure that's supposed to be his neice.
>>566205505Lmaooo (he would never)
>>566208153This isn't a harem. It's just a gay having fun with the gals.
>>566202637“Stand still, I need to cauterize your wound”“Nooooooo-“
>>566206945Do we have any more information on his family aside from the fact that he has a niece? This means he has a brother or a sister at the very least.
>>566208456Why is Robert such a crybaby bitch. I bet he’s afraid of flu shots.
I touch grass every day
I touch grass every other day
>>566208651All we know is that Flambae's father is still alive, likely in prison. That he has a sibling, whose gender is not referred to. So we don't know whether it's a brother or sister. And of course, his niece.
>>566205505He’s clearly drunk. A masc4masc gay like Flambae would never do this sober.
>>566208908Men in general don’t do well around needles since being penetrated even by a teeeeny tiny sharp object is enough to make them cry since it threatens their inner masculinity. It’s simple male brain 101.
BFFs 4 life
>>566209871Shat ap. You don’t know nothin. About anythin.
I swear I can feel my vein pop whenever I go in to get my blood drawn =\
>>566209668I thought most gays vibe well with ladies when it comes to casual hangouts?
>>566210283Don’t listen to that anon. Flambae is BFFs with Prism. He’s obviously a little bit fem on the inside.
>>566209668>masc4mascThis is repressed homophobia to isolate and condemn the feminine gays for being so feminine and gay and you should feel ashamed for not wanting to fuck feminine men over masculine men.
>>566210583If you’re into femboys you’re not actually truly gay. You’re half gay at best. Sorry.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1t6ocxl/dispatch_infinite_mode_is_likely_coming/
Well?
>>566211719They should have sex
>>566211504so how likely is Blazer going to be playable in infinite mode
>>566208651>>566209589She will appear in s2
>>566211881I would imagine she would be available in rare instances. Like if there's different difficulty settings or you have to play out the shift in a certain way to unlock. At least that's how I like to think of it. It'd also be cool if the infinite mode featured the other heroes from DTLA.
>>566212237Sweetalker is 11/10 character design
>>566211761Based. I wonder if Urgotians are compatible with Viltrumites?
>>566212390>t. scalie
>>566212465Viltrumites would probably plap the shit out of their race and vice versa for good genetic stock. Isn’t that the whole point of the Viltrumites? To save/secure their race and future?
>>566212390Who would've thought a dinosaur in a pink suit would go so hard?
>>566211313This. What sort of capital G Gay goes for womanly qualifies? That’s just lower case g gay.
>>566210583>if you don’t embrace your inner fairy you are homophobic >>566213026qualities* fuck
>>566212618Yeah. That's the whole gist with them. Kind of remind me of the Asari from Mass Effect. Except more tyrannical and dumber.
>>566213207I want to be a fairy :(I’ve always wanted to be a fairy ;(
>>566213441It’s Thragg who’s a big dumb dumb
>>566211313>>566213026>>566213207There is a reason masc4masc is criticized within the gay community when it promotes toxic masculinity, internalized homophobia, and the exclusion of feminine men in spaces that would otherwise welcome them, and this often manifests as/from a desire to mirror heteronormative standards rather than embracing queer identity. Personal preference is fine, but masc4masc is criticized as a "bigoteering" (not my word) tactic that often denigrates others to make the ”masculine” individual feel more secure in their imitation of “straightness”.
How does this man do it
>>566215778“He’s too feminine for my tastes.”How would Robert respond?
>>566215827>How would Robert respond?Like this.
>>566215827He’d point out that Flambae is more woman than man for how much he cares about the state of his hair.
>>566217363Beef sleeping there blissfully without a care in the world because he assumes his master will always be perfectly fine.
>>566085343Mandy isn't a girl failure and Mecha Man is a legit superheroDismissed
Would Beef be like one of those dogs who sleep at the foot of their owner’s grave every day for the rest of their life
>>566218484Nah he’d hunger for his next meal 24/7.
>>566218710>"I'm sorry, Robert. I must feast on your body to survive."
>>566212390>>566212645Is that all he can do, though? Talk real good?
Charisma is extremely powerful.
>>566219804It can overcome many obstacles
if I ever scored a date with Mandy I would fumble that shit so hard
Why is flambert so popular?
>>566219468His charisma is high and in the latin localization his name is Seductosaurus. So he's pretty much a charming lizard.
>>566225757Practically the same reason why Invisimech is popular. >They both faced Mecha Man in the past as enemies.>Their confrontation shaped the future of their careers.>Ending up at SDN in the Phoenix Program.>There's tension between Robert and them.Only thing that's missing for Flambae is a proper romance route. So that's where the fans have done the heavy lifting for the ship.
>>566222086Just tell her about the origin of the Michelin Stars. Girls get wet the second the learn about this fascinating factoid..Troost me.
>>566226917listen, she was just humoring Robert here because she likes him. Everyone and their grandmother knows about the michelin stars story
>>566211504I do wonder how infinite mode is gonna work since half the charm is in the dialogue. Are there just gonna be generic missions that keep repeating? Is it gonna be like the shift on episode 8 where you get all the Z-team members and have to fight against whoever you cut?
>>566210016they make a great duo
>>566231168>half the charm is in the dialogue.Who knows? Hopefully they recorded more dialogue or have unused lines they could reincorporate for this mode? >Are there just gonna be generic missions that keep repeating?Maybe. I'm no programmer but I remember one of the devs mentioning why there was no infinite mode was because each mission was hand crafted or something? They weren't made in a way like radiant quests, generic enough to be repeated again and again.>Is it gonna be like the shift on episode 8 where you get all the Z-team members and have to fight against whoever you cut?That would be cool but we simply don't know.
>>566211163Needs the mustache to complete the look. Also it's funny.
>>566242006g'night
>>566239360>casually blocks phenomamanI feel bad for dumpy.
>>566242478We all do. But he's getting through it.
>>566240476Gay dudes used to hit on me like this all the time. Including one gay teacher who very much had flambae's entire personality and demeanor but not his looks (including calling me a names like "little bastard" and such). Maybe I was attractive when I was a teenager... nah. probably just my delusions of grandeur again. I've always been uggo.
Choosing between blazer and invisigal is always so hard, honestly
>>566242991You're probably underselling yourself if you managed to casually attract a bunch of people to you, not everybody is lucky like that, yknow?
>>566222086>>566229890i bet it stinks so fucking good
>>566242006night BBfren
>>566245552Yeah. It was flattering don't get me wrong. But it was mostly gay dudes and I'm attracted to girls so it didn't really help my depression. Most of them were really nice people though. Except that teacher I mentioned that acted and talked a lot like flambae. I could tell he was trying to be nice to me because he liked me but he was just such a fucking diva about it and wasn't used to not acting like a jerk most of the time.
>>566246910What stinks so fucking good? Wtf are you talking about??
>>566250046he just means (You), Blazer
>>566257771It's true. She does stink good
Could Sir David Attenborough wrangle the Z-team
>>566262881Does he do much wrangling?
I love you guys
>>566270149that's pretty gay
>>566271164I am gay for all of you <3
endless dispatch mode doko...
endless robert dickings doko…
>>566214308Are you this guy
>>566274943>why won’t hairy men want to fuck me bwehhhhhhh
I just don’t feel the need to have a lisp or a limp wrist.
>>566276768You will embrace your inner fairy
I see things are getting heated in the fujo community
>>566278858are fujo civil wars worse than waifuwars?
>>566278858This is what happens when we have too many >>566279550They’re usually passive aggressive shit shows
It’s Friday you faggots. Stop being such catty bitches. Be happy. Fuck.
ayee damn right anon its fuckin friday its wekeend my dudes finally i love u all
I forgot to take my meds today ;(
>>566282026We should argue about Visi vs. BB instead, those debates are much more civil
>>566282692hoes depressed?
>>566282692don't fret
GIWTWM
Mandy is Niggerman's greatest psyop to make minorities desire Hwite women, so they're less likely to breed with members of their of their own race.That was the plan all along... and it worked.
>>566288319>Robert if he was indian
>>566289072>FLAMBAE SAAR WHY ARE YOU OFF THE ROUTE? WORT ARE YOU DOING? >INVISIMA'AM ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE?
I literally can't nut unless thinking about Mandy getting blacked
>>566290191>fails callBLOODY BASTARD BITCH
>>566282026>>566282651What are you guys gonna do? I'm gonna stay home relax and possibly play some vidya.>>566290357As a Visikek, that's disgusting.
>>566301987yeah I'm pretty sure the BBC guy is just BBjeet trying to stir shit
>>566301987>What are you guys gonna do? rest, drink, shitpost and maybe play something
>>566301987
>>566305830Yearn?
No Fanart Friday, butt...https://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2052825926065426536
>>566308221phenomamal
>>566308412Did you just say phenomamal?
>>566308221
>>566274160Visi...>>566304984>glorifying obesityVISI NO!
>>566309056>power of my launch has been known to stun small beingsIt's his asscheeks. The thunderous clap of dumpy's asscheeks is what stuns small beings during his flight.
>>566309676And Blazer gave up all that. For this...
>>565765306I am a malevolant as well bro
>>565841347That hairstyle is cool as fuck, reminds me if a shonen protagonist
>>566312557Of*
>>566312690>>566312896>>566313152Fujo is here I see
>>566313405Miss me?
>>566313504You are keeping the SDN alive bro
>>566313825Thank you anon. It is a great endeavor but well worth it. Still got give my props to the Visikeks/holics, BBfans, and Malevolants that contribute each and every day as well. Despite getting nothing official from AdHoc after almost half a year. It is nice to see fans here still engaging in conversation and sharing art.
Ngl, robert/mecha man doesnt come off as the kind of guy/hero who spares his villains' lives, his personality is too far off the generic superhero tropes in order for him to be yet another hero that spares the villains, itd be jarring if he did imo
>>566314308I think it simply comes down to the game giving the player some agency. In how we shape Robert as a character. Do we see him as an ideal hero who seeks justice even to his detriment? Is he an anti-hero, who is willing to dirty his hands even if it means there's a chance to putting a stop to a villain? But yeah, from his introduction alone we see a bit of the latter. From his kidnapping and interrogation of Toxic.
>>566315547>Visi & FlambeWtf is this ship?
>>566315767It's Flambert. The artist just drew Robert with big eyes. Also he's a mermaid.
>>566314834Well, yeah, of course we choose how we shape Robert, its a choice based game, you need to be able to pick how robert is like, otherwise it wouldnt be much of a choices game, personally, outside of the player's choice moments, its highly likely that he'd be an anti hero
>>566315953>artist just drew Robert with big eyesOh fuck, I am too drunk to even see the it.
>>566315984>personally, outside of the player's choice moments, its highly likely that he'd be an anti heroThe feeling is mutual. With what we see from his action beyond our control. And what we can discern from Robert's early life. I wouldn't be surprised if he would become an anti-hero.
>>566314308>robert/mecha man doesnt come off as the kind of guy/hero who spares his villains' livesDoesen't he? The way I saw it he was just a Peter Parker on a bad day, but way less squeamish. 'Hurr durr big power, big responsibility etc...'
>>566314834>>566315984>>566316297My Mecha Man is a man of pure focus and single purpose: Bang that tomboyussy and murderize that pseudointellectual asshat edgelord with the battery operated brain.
I'm eating schwarma someone else make the thread
>>566317284I got it.
>>566316787I just want to give him melon slices and pat his head.
I just saved a bee
>>566317780Nice job, anon.
>>566317780Kyute~
>>566317381I wish to make love to him.
Onward!>>566317579>>566317579>>566317579
