Something I Would Never Do EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2050349574154240369>Dispatch wins bigly at the 2026 BAFTA awardshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2046272794330304708>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>565725579
My life for Mandy
Flambert <3333
Based anon for rescuing based bees
>>566318471
>>566308221Dumpy sure does know how to twerk https://files.catbox.moe/015itd.mp4
Melons? MELONS??
>>566318951
>>566319664They don't call him dumpy for nothing.https://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2052825926065426536
>>566310184Is this the power of a flat ass?
>>566319842
>>566319842>MELONS??
This Golem dude, seems like a pretty cool guy.Also, Mixtape looks gay as fuck, and this is coming from an anon on a Dispatch general thread.
>>566322685Mixtape is the new “we have Life is Strange at home”, right?
>>566322918yep, easy frontrunner for "most pretentious indie game" and possibly even "most hated"
>>566322685That literally just looks like life is strange
I'm impressed you guys are still able to keep this going, there's even less to go off than Maji de Watashi Koi Shinasai
>>566323974When there's a will there's a way
>>566324334and by that I mean copious amounts of autism and unhealthy coping
Living in Robert’s head rent free (it’s actually the other way around)
Brainbook owes Mandy sex
My ass hurts :(Doing leg press at the gym twice a week is painful I blame this game for inspiring me to be healthier and stronger
>>566328143Maybe take a break, then? The last thing you'll want is to break a muscle
>>566328321My trainer is telling me to get over it or else I’m a total bitch thobeit
>>566328143yeah... leg presses...
>>566328143Drink/eat more protein. Always bring a shake with you. >>566328418You ARE a bitch. If I pointed a gun to your head I bet you’d push out more than you’d think.
Invisimech <3333
a video game that convinces its players to get fit and eat healthy is kind of funny tbqh
oyy vey haha fuck. drunk. bros i love u i genuiely love u thanks for being there and im happy this general exists and u bros are here pls never leave. good nghtt sdn <33
>>566329178This will impact sales. Gaymers are meant to stay at home and be fat and lazy. Consume consume consume.
>>566329178gotta do it for her
>>566328418You arent a bitch for taking a break and not getting yourself stubbornly hurt, everybody has those, even professional athletes, so dont hesitate if you feel like you really need one
>>566329178>a braindead audience of ADULTS literally needs a game to get them to not eat like shitThe state of the West lmao
>>566329447goodnight visiholic
ass man
You should all do some cardio every day. You’ll live 5-10 years longer for it.
>>566330095>to not eat like shitHasn't that been a message pushed in media for decades now? I mean come on.https://youtu.be/tkjmk3ReN78?si=3bvIXeG_s955KzE_
>>566332873I will never forgive michelle obama for taking away our school tater tots
>>566333416My school still got Tater Tots. Only thing they changed was they added a salad bar. And they switched the dough for Pizza day to whole wheat. What I really hated though was when they served Beef and Broccoli. The cafeteria smelled like a damn septic tank.
>>566332873And even then nothing changes
>>566332873Stephanie...
>>566314308Has anybody made a tierlist of which dispatch heroes would kill or spare their villains/archnemesises/etc.? (Assuming they arent bound by something like "i would kill em but i'd get in trouble with the SDN" because itd mean that none of them would choose to kill and that'd make the question boring, anything else like reputation or motivations works fine)
>>566335870Stephanie is just an alternative universe version of invisigal
Blazer if she had her own cooking showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rca_I6cFrBA
>>566336564No way.
>>566335251>>566335436>>566335770hwat
>>566338295They play tag once they're on break.
>>566339831Heh
>>566339831Flambae is so full of himself. He probably thinks he’s more beautiful than BB.
>>566342063Would sonar even be compatible with women
If HQ threw beauty contests Chad would win every time
>>566342953Depends on if the women are monsterfuckers or not
Why is there so much NTR in Invincible?
>>566345275That's just capeshit in general. Such a weird trope that's prevalent in the genre.
>>566345427You’re a monster if you cuck Dumpy btw, guys
>>566345275Because they hate superheroes being happy
>>566345275crumb of context
>>566345275>>566345427Wonder how bad it would've been if Winter was in Dispatch?
>>566345275
>>566345740they'll rewrite him in season 2 to get assfucked by flambae don't worry
>>566345740This shit is so extremely cringe, just like the afro scientist Prism conceptReally makes me glad that things worked out the way they did, so many things could have gone so terribly wrong
>>566347312inb4 he's the season 2 protagonist
>>566347967I won't be here, that's for sure
>>566336564Stephanie is Mandy coded
Here's my prediction for season 2:>Z-team will be filled with half returning characters, half newcomers>some characters like phenomaman, waterboy, whoever you didn't cut will "graduate" out of the phoenix program and be minor characters>the other half that replace them are new rejects like winter, maybe a reformed red ring villain like psychic, along with the person you did cut >Visi will be working independently/villain to tie in her two possible endings without having to create whole new scenarios to fit in the story>a recurring theme will be the newfags butting heads with the oldfags That way you can get everyone from season 1 back in somehow without overcrowding the cast
>>566348456I wonder what the bad ending for season 2 would be
>>566338539
>>5663464933am? What were they doing staying up so late? Watching awful 90s comedies?
>>566353986I was thinking they were watching buddy cop movies.
>>566353986gay twister
I want more official art.
>>566356094Same. What holiday is around the corner? Memorial Day? Doubt they'd do anything for that. There's Pride month in June. I'm curious if they'd decide to do something Flambae centric? Kind of doubtful on that as well. But there is Juneteenth, so maybe they could do a piece featuring Chase, Prism, and Coupe?
>>566356921the most realistic would probably be 4th of july I hope we get another valentine's day style community event sooner or later though
>>566357472Good point. I would love it though if Flambae got a tasteful pinup in June or something. Either way another event would be more than welcome. Especially for the other characters that didn't get a spotlight on Valentine's.
>>566357708>>566357708Another thing. While it's subjective, if we get more official artwork in any capacity centering around individual characters. I really hope the artist tries to give more effort all around when it comes to the composition. The Blazer and Waterboy Valentine's Card I would say definitely had the most put towards them.
>>566357708They need to make this artwork officialI neeeed my summer episode dlc
>>566358006If not a dlc then at least have the pool party or a beach episode in Season 2. If we have to wait longer for it.
Pride month is right around the corner …
>>566358635They are going to RUIN flambae by making him super extra GAY
>>566358635>>566359040That's what I said but even though AdHoc has collaborated with Critical Role. I really wonder if they'll dip their toes in Pride month. In the recent climate companies as a whole have been skirting away from it. Not to mention the whole queerbaiting debacle. I wouldn't be surprised if they ignore it just so they won't be met by anger from the anti-woke crowd. https://youtu.be/qwuqT9rPTs0?si=9yt4NdqP2THqPq5E&t=572> Herman: "We've gotten sort of yeah accused of like baiting people out for that stuff and lesson learned."
https://litter.catbox.moe/w89v5lh8jwu9shkm.mp4In case you're wondering it's pic related dubbed over.
>>566360007nice try, I know dolphin porn when I see it
>>566359346They're LA based company, they're gonna do it out of fear of being called homophobic or some shit. At the very least it's pretty much given that they'll slap that ugly ass nu-pride flag on their logo.
>>566361159>nu-pride flag on their logo.Yeah that's possible. It'd suck if that's all there was. I'm not asking for a parade just a Flambae pinup, please AdHoc. If you're going to use rainbow capitalism, do it right. Give the beefcake maybe some cheesecake too. Malevola's bisexual.
>>566365046he looks like a vampire
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>566367214g'night
>>566367214I love you too.
What different phrases would a talking Blonde Blazer barbie say if you squeezed her?
>>566362720breasts too small
>>566336373I feel like Flambae and Coupe would be the most willing to kill. Malevola and Visi would be a tier lower. Sonar depends on whether he would be under the influence or not, Prism would just blind them forever, and Punch Up would break their balls but wouldn't have the urge to kill. Golem and Waterboy are obvious, same goes for Blazer and P-man I think.
>>566351810>>566352041Professor Robert, the tomboy brat fucker, based AU concept.
>>566360007the flambae voice is alright but robert's made me kek
>>566373907Same, lol. Thanks for listening to it.
>>566360007>fujo voice revealSEX
>>566374693I wish.
>>566373421Seeing as how Malevola and Punch Up both have second degree murder charges, I'd put them up some tiers.
>>566380896I assume that in the case of Punch Up it could be caused by underestimating the extent of his own strength. He's supposed to have the strength of 10 men, but I suspect he holds back a lot most of the time, otherwise he could easily kill a person with one punch. I mean, if he would punch Robert's crotch with his full strenght during the bar fight then it would have ended much worse than what we see.But yeah thinking about it now I agree that Mal could be willing. She kinda tried to kill Visi in ep.3 and impales one Red Ringer with her sword in ep.7 or 8.
>>566380896That and Flambae doesn't have any murder charges.
Robert suffers from frequent night terrors and Mandy is there to comfort him every time
>>566390470Mandy is a predator that uses Robert's trauma as an excuse to cuddle.
>>566393316That too
Mein Fuhrer? The chuds have turned against Dispatch
>>566396027x screencaps belong in /v/
Hnnng
>>566396027They've been saying this since the walking dead
>>566396027It's chuds I don't care for so idc
BELLY
>>566404224if she can work out her abs why can't she do squats? Lazy slut
I need ponytail mandy
>>566362720>wearing gloves on the beach like you're about to wash dishesthis looks fucking stupid. and where the fuck are her muscles? who the fuck drew this?
>>566404224why do tummies and legs arouse me more than breasts and butts
I would worship Robert’s feet
>>566416002they're all calloused and nasty because he doesn't take care of them
>>566416489I’d take care of them
>>566382028Well, what do you do with a fire power? Have a dinner with your foe? That power is made to kill or really hurt people, he prob didnt get any murder charges because who wants to fuck with somebody who can burn half of your face off?
>>566416002This but with Mandy's feet
>>566416002Visi get off his computer
>>566420250Well of course he’s still a danger being a serial arson who has a terrible temper. It’s just something to take note of when comparing him to his colleagues who have those charges. To be fair Flambae did almost burn Robert to a crisp.
>>566424380how does SDN even measure intellect on these charts anyway
Courtney is actually dumber than Flambae. Don’t take stats at face value. A lot of games do this and aren’t actually representative of the characters or the setting.
A bowl of pho and a smoke does wonders for the soul, /SDN/
>>566426415>
>>566428357Boberto
I have it on good authority Robert was actually adopted by Robbie from his supervillain mother
>>566428829How many times did she molest him?
You ever see a girl with dark skin and think lewd thoughts?
>>566428995Yes.But it's ok now, because now he has another mommy to molest him
>>566416489>>566418558Wtf is this obsession with feet all about?O:
>>566431182I like feet :O
>>566431182footfags are like 10% actual foot fetishists and 90% ironic shitposters trying to get a rise out of people.That being said, here's BB's feet
>>566431518I'd go with *sniff*....
I signed up for the gym tooBut now im surrounded by arabs
>>566434031Seduce them.
>>566434031Imagine the smell
>>566434031You’re not supposed to lift without a spot, idiot
>>566437697Pubes…
>>566424805Yeah, which means that he was intimidating enough that nobody dared to face him, because if they did they wouldve been burnt alive
daradaadaa radadarada daaa holy fck hha good night sdn i love u broshey whre did th e malevolants go theres not a singe malveola pic in this thraed
>>566441451goodnight visiholic
How many of you here are white
>>566442606Reporting
>>566442230We have several white supremacists here who don’t actually hate other races and like fujos
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
I JUST WANT MORE NEEEEEWS
>>566453508Well I'm afraid to say, the wait will be longer than we wanted.https://comicbook.com/interviews/feature/laura-bailey-travis-willingham-dispatch-critical-role-interview/>Travis Willingham: Even before the game came out, the first time I played it, I was like, ‘How much of this world is there? Do you guys have a plan to do more of this?’ [The team at Ad Hoc] looked at me like I was an idiot [Laughter]. The answer was an obvious yes, of course. But I haven’t heard anything about any plans or any timeline for a potential Dispatch 2.
>>566454731maybe he's just saying that to throw off the scent and is recording his lines as we speak
>>566455162Unless it's additional lines for the infinite dispatch mode. The script is is hardly in it's first draft.
>>566461025be careful that's how you get covid
>>566461334Sonar should have the due dilligence to vaccinate himself. He got his Rabies shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7PUPNxsRQ0Any questions/concerns/comments please direct to nickherman@adhocla.com
>>566468967Thanks for your... work???
>>566470861Thanks! It took me 4 hours to make this
FUCK FLAMBAE, so like, i was doing the bad choices run and fucking up the 4th dispatch all nice and well, having a few close calls here and there, and then he decides to successfully complete a 10% call, the last one, in fact! screw you flambae, you fucked me over
>>566471336by 4th dispatch i meant the blackout shift where the lights go out, i'm deeply thankful for the fails you can get by reaching the X btw, life-savers
>>566471336you WILL succeed on your calls and you WILL be happy
>>566471336You aren't really angry at Flambae until you witness him fall for the same trap twice. TO [[[GOLEM]]]!
You are all going to make it
>>566475351Nah. I’m thirty and I still haven’t gotten naked with anyone. Probably never will.
>>566475351
>>566477590;_;
>>566471336>FUCK FLAMBAEGod I want to But he’s fictional so I can’t
>>566477945With the power of science we can build him.
>>566478891The best science can achieve is VR.
>>566459405Let me guess. His favorite hair product was out of stock?
>>566481638he hates the world todayyyyy
>>566468967That you think Blazer would be hairless down there fills me with rage and disgust.
>>566482991Blazer keeps herself well groomed to keep up with appearances. If you want a bush, try Mandy after 3 weeks of not having the amulet.
godnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>566484539I love you too.
>>566468967I like hamsters :)
>>566484539night BBfren, thx for the BBass
How about you guys?https://grids.fun/t/about-me-dispatch-f8dol?list=dispatch-yowky
>>566490905
sup
>>566491989>>566492089Interesting choices.
I forgot how funny this general is. I missed this place so thought I'd stop by. Glad you guys (and gays) are still around.
>>566495316>Favorite design (male): Flambae Nice choice, I was iffy on his or Robert’s Mecha Man costume so I chose the latter. I wonder what had you picking Flambae’s design in particular? Just curious.
>>566495723Nice to see you stopping by, anon.
>>566495838I just like his body-build (no homo)
>>566496141That makes sense. Something about his Dorito shaped build that makes me want a body like his. Though in my case it means two different things mutually. Thanks for answering.
>>566496141>>566479754
>>566490905On my very first playthrough I gave Sonar flying training and then cut him lol.Flambae became my fav due to his Comet+flying skills.
>>566490905t. fujo>>566491989t. this Golem guy ritual poster>>566492089t. Visiholic>>566495316t. Malevolant
>>566499130>t. this Golem guy ritual posterDang you're good
>>566499130>t. Visiholiccorrecto
>>566498667t. Hopium
>Bobert :3
>>566506203I’m not a furry…but
>>566506203Now do an edit of that where water's dripping on her head. Like that silly cat trying to drink.
>>566495723Welcome back frendRemember, you are here forever
>>566508914Do not the visi kitty.
>>566508914A cat is fine too.
go make love to your mother today /sdn/
>>566519905Heh. Nah. My mother is a borderline witch, narcissist, fairy, etc. I love her but she’s sort of like some capricious fae who won’t entertain you unless you sign some metaphorical contract beforehand. She’s a different person every five years, when she finds a new fad to tend to. One time, she decorated her house with dozens of stuffed chickens and roosters. Another time she led a war against cheese and other dairy products. But now she loves cheese. Also she wishes to romance Big Foot. But that’s just my theory. I don’t think she’s satisfied with my father and she has cameras around the surrounding woods.
>>566521129based bizarro mom
>>566521129oooooook
>>566521694>>566522463I also suspect she might try to poison my dad one day for that million dollar insurance money.
>>566522847If you really loved your mother you would help her do it
Making Mandy a mother on Mother's Day
hnnng
Why hnnng?
How golem feels after getting put in the slammer for vandalism in the same cell as coupe, who's in for multiple counts of first degree pre-meditated murder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE8To7kvH8s
HNNNNNG
>>566508918
>>566490905Whos Vitalia??
>>566499130>t. fujoSpot on!
>>566529951Based. I love this stupid tomboy cat so fucking much.
>>566530219Hai fujo
>>566530215The healer superhero from the Brave Brigade, Robbie and Chase’s team from the past. Not sure why she’s included on the template.
>>566527007>this video is age restrictedfucking tubes. I miss when we could watch videos in a world that wasn't so fucking sheltered and easily offended or triggered... fuck this censorship themed timeline....
>>566530762Hai
>>566530873https://files.catbox.moe/lyk1rc.mp4
>>566531697NTA but uh... bruh you didn't need to post that. You know that he could have just clicked on the link to Youtube in the first place to watch it there. Censorship only prevents you from watching Ytb videos on different sites.
>>566532045unless he doesn't sign in on youtube
>still no dislike bar You should all know by now that youtube is beyond saving
>>566532405Oh yeah, hadn't thought of that>>566532784>Dislike barBruh, there isn't even a fucking 'like' bar on Youtube anymore (on mobile). You have to clickn on description to see the likes.
>>566532784bro, your return youtube dislike?>>566533274bro, your youtube revanced?
>Percentage of players who fell for blonde blazer by the end of the game jumped from 32% to 33% today
>>566530556I love her too, genuinely my favorite vidya character from recent years, damn brown delinquent tomboy has been living rent free in my head for half a year now.
>>566534035Cute
>>566533412>Youtube revancedIii.... don't know what that is.
I am drunk again ):
>>566534882It’s okay, friend. I will get sober for you. Just like when my wife is too tired to get out of bed and she asks me to go pee for her.
>>566534882cheers bro I'll drink to that
>>566535065>>566535180Thank you bros
>>566533667>He knew
>>566534882so i am, cheers malevolantfuck just wnated to say that i love u all bros, i really do, thanks for being here and kekepin this general alive, i love u sdn, i love courtney and i love my cat and i love vodka and i love jesus
>>566536295>i love jesus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM
>>566536291well now he's wrong. Mandy beat the odds
Getting drunk is fun when you’re in your 20s and you’re retarded I’ve done too many belly shots back in college on both women and men
>>566536295O:
>>566536680he truly is, he granted me immortaltily im gonna live forever bros and so are u amen
>>566536863grossyou know how little people actually wash their belly button?
>>566536863Its fun all the way to your 80's
>>566537213The grimy tanginess is the best part anon
>>566537213Robert probably neglects his. I bet he doesn’t wash behind his ears either.
The idea of Flambae randomly punching Robert unprovoked once a month because that's what he promised him is so funny to me
>>566431518Absolutely ooff....
https://x.com/thecrazedpepper/status/2053403326889316488
>>566537956Robert is very hygienic. Don’t know where the meme of him being unhygienic comes from.
>>566541356holy based
>>566541634It's quite simple really
>>566541165these baseless allegations are perpetuated by Courtney who has been pressuring Robert into not showering
>>566541165Nah he doesn’t take care of himself. He is very stinky.
>>566543402>t. courtney
Robert was that guy in high school who only ever sprayed himself with axe body spray and nothing else
>why do boys suck with hygiene Probably because boys aren’t girls
I was a janitor for a hotel for a couple of years and I can say for a certainty that women are more foul than men. And no I won’t elaborate.
>>566544641elaborate
>>566544306Not all guys are slobs. Just look at Flambae.
Mandy smells nice and frilly and after a couple of days living with her Robert will also smell nice and frilly because she makes him use all her expensive shampoo and body wash instead of that bargain bin all-in-one crap
>>566544804Oh I bet he’s a total pig when he wants to be. Like after a breakup. Probably grows a big depression beard.
>>566544775Have you ever seen used tampons stuck to the walls and ceiling before? No I bet you haven’t.
>>566546128“Flambae. It’s been three months since Robert dumped you. You can’t keep living like this.”
>>566547282>you can’t keep living like this Living like what? Downing tubs of pistachio ice cream?
>>566547943Yes. ;(
Why do men act so much more pathetic than women during a breakup
>>5665498071. Men are more emotional than women (outside of their time of the month)2. Women treat sadness like it’s some fad to talk about on their TikTok 3. Men like ice cream more than women
>Men like ice cream more than womenl-lies
>>566546128>Probably grows a big depression beard.You sure you aren't talking about Phenomaman? I can see Flambae being upset, of course. Though with his temprament he'd be getting enraged long before expressing it properly through sadness.
>>566551294it's true but only rocky road. I fuck with rocky road
New Visicore droppedhttps://youtu.be/IpZ-DvY4Hn4?si=JQAn0cVo8YHwbr_H
>>566551424Flambae, being an Afghan, can probably grow a thick beard or goatee relatively quickly. Especially if he lets himself go.
Robert cooking Mandy beef bourguignon for dinner on mother's day (this shit is annoying as fuck how do people do it every day)
oyy fuck the weekend over i love u all good night sdn
>>566560886goodnight visiholic
>>566538378LIGHTLY punching. He could kill Robert. Shatter his skull in one blow.
>>566560886g'night
>>566506203>>566529951These are fucking cute, thx anon.
>>566561783I like beef
>>566563450Me too.
>>566563450mmm... beef....
Fat fuck
>>566565947*strangles you*
>>566569013*licks you*
>>566565947
>>566490905Love how much of a fan favorite Flambae became in the end.
>>566570829Same here. He might be an asshole but he's hilarious, gets his comupeance, and does learn in his own way. He could have been so much worse if the writers didn't execute it as good as they did. I really hope he gets a bigger role or at the very least more screentime in season 2. To be fair, my sentiment is shared with the rest of the cast as well.
Beef Bourguignon
>>566580495Roberto would never smoke. Chase made sure of that by giving him the worst cigarettes known to man
She yearns for this man btw
>>566572989Lel
goodnight /sdn/ I love you allI'm still cooking with your request fujoanon it'll be done soon
>>566594293g'night
>>566594293Thank you again for your hard work. I look forward to reading it!
Season 2 fucking when, I need more Visi kino in my life and I'm getting tired of waiting.
>>566605725Even they don’t know. They being AdHoc.
>>566602916It’s empty
>>566605725Announcement tomorrow- niggerman
>>566610336I believe this.
Robert had a hard time peeing openly in men’s rooms growing up
>>566614372And can you blame him? You have pervy Indians and trannies staring at your dick in today’s world and it’s considered “rude” to point it out! I want OFF this comedy simulation.
>>566614372That's why he needs a gf to hold it while he pees
>>566596915>BatbonerWhat do bat boners look like
>>566615908go look up bat dicks on your computer right now
>>566576958Why do fujos always draw flambae like a total slut
>>566623127Because he is a total slut?
>>566623516Robert prefers fallout 3Courtney is a new vegas gal
Robert and Courtney beating Ocarina of Time together. Sharing the same save file. “Wtf you beat the water temple without me??”.
>>566627805who beat the water temple, robert or courtney?
>>566628615Courtney. She wanted to prove to Robert that she could do it alone.
>>566628857and she didn't watch a tutorial online?
wedding scene in season 3
Uhhh Robertbros?!
>>566635101Pretty obvious that AdHoc isn't going to do a Dispatch season 2 any time soon.
>>566635101oh god here we go again
>>566635368>Do the Jesse voice, Aaron
>>566635307DON’T SAY THAT
>>566635307Tfwhttps://youtu.be/kUdUFtJtCnY
>>566639382There will never be a season 2. Sorry Fambae.
Season 2 …*drags on cigarette*… is never happening *blows smoke in your face*
>>566640226I KEEL U
>”I want Dispatch season 2 by next year!”>Visi and Blazer will be given TWD New Frontier treatment
>>566646094Pls no
Restore /SDN/
Sorry I’m in /tv/ right now arguing about Helen of Troy
>>566650547Sorry sweaty space buns are racist
>>566646094God no! What next Winter will be like David?
>>566317579No season 2 but here's a new piece of art.https://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2053931920187183324Come on Robert! Play a hand!
>>566656161LET'SFUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>>566656161>golem sitting at the cool kids table romance confirmed
Oh god, an ai animator i like released just what i like on pixiv with BB which i just saw. I'm so cooked
>>566657678that's awfulSource so I can block it?
It's Dispatchover
>>566656161What is flambae doing
>>566658987Taking pictures of his bestie.
>>566658091It's /ss/ slop. Just ignore it, but if you must, just search blondeblazer and look for an animation.She just looks so good like it was in the game...Sorry padre, i have sinned
>>566659170Cute
>>566656469Did the syringe really have to inject there? Poor Robert is crying.
>>566659515I am back from my search which yielded no results, yet I can't say I turned up empty handed
>>566661638Fine, it's some slopper who specializes in shota x video games and anime ladies animations. the freak's name is esperai or esper ai, i forgot how pixiv tags works. Does some other depraved shit as well, but told me to fuck off with my QoS request ("dun do humiliation surry sis") so he's on my hitlist. Funny how a pedo animator actually thinks he's better than me.
>>566661525YesIt has to be the butt
>>566662047>pedo animatorit's just a drawing coalburner
>>566663016If it's just a drawing, then that does not make me a coalburner any more than it makes you a pedo, right? retard?
>>566663151well no. If it's a drawing of a fictional kid then no one's actually getting harmed so it's not pedophilia. On the other hand you're still a cuck if you like cuck shit
>>566664542Oh, we got a complete idiot over here. I'm a woman (bio), and while i like normal things like skin preferences or lesbian love, you actually sit here defending pedo fetishes (because i made you upset somehow). Incredible. You're not even worth my time anymore.And for the record, i look like BB just shorter and with smaller breasts so don't pull that denialism shit with me, mr micro.Not gonna help you get off to your cringe humiliation fetish by replying anymore either.
I am trying schwarma for the first time…Those pink strips kind of scare me but I put them on anyway…
fuckin christ the stairs to my aptamrent are my nemesis how the fuck i still havent brkoen anything in my body is unknowngood night snd i love u broswhat a terrible worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4eB0B-FGOg
>>566665458They’re pickled beets or whatever. They’re actually rather good. Not as pickled as you’d expect. More mild.
>>566665870Pickled turnips* (they’re both root vegetables shut up)
>>566665725G'night Visidrunk
I like how nobody knows how to type shwarmah
>>566656704Mike Hoc from AdHoc saw your demands.
>>566665074>”Shut up, foid. Get back in the kitchen.”
Shwimshwam
I HATE women
>>566672292>>566673191Flambae is hammered again
>>566665074Tits or get the fuck out, retarded 'foid'
>>566673665Flambae's been a bad, bad, girl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ9fwOB5ypM&t=26s
>>566674030Disturbing
Flambae acting like a total care bear when sufficiently drunk would be pretty funny. Some bully types are like that.
What if Waterboy becomes violent when he drinks
>>566675738If the vending machine incident is any indication to go by, he certainly has some pent up rage and frustration to let loose.
>>566677141Put him down!
>>566675738At worst I think he'll be more honest and possibly more depressed.
>>566678470No :)
>>566681908Why didn’t he put his fingers in an icebox
>>566682194Too hot, I guess?
According to the writers flambae was goth in high school
>>566683418that explains a lot actually
>>566683418He’d look good in black eyeliner so whatever.
>>566683418Never would've pictured that.
>>566656161Higher resolution.
>>566684569Dear god no
>>566684638It's just a drawing of the Z-team in Sailor Guardian outfits. Drawn by one of the storyboard artists.
There should be more goth characters
>>566684879It’s horrifying
>>566684569kawaii :3
If they do additional seasons of Dispatch, watch Waterboy become a powerful hero on par with or surpassing Flambae.
>>566688245Yes.By the final season he'll be able to control the seas
>>566689148Let's not get too hasty. Yes he'll surely improve but he's not a hydrokinetic. Waterboy's body just produces excess moisture. To the point he can shoot it out of any orifice.
>>566689459>To the point he can shoot it out of any orifice.Hnnng
>>566697451Look at him go!
>>566697880Who do you think would win in a twerk off? Flambae or Phenomaman?
>>566698637Phenomaman but only by technicality due to his fat dumpyFlambae is a much better dancer overall. They wrote him out of the house party so he wouldn't show up everyone else
>>566699028>They wrote him out of the house party so he wouldn't show up everyone elseGood point. Now I want to see his moves. Please AdHoc, let's see him and Phenomaman in a twerk off in season 2, please.
>>566685293As far as a I know Psychic is the only goth character in game
>>566683418Does he do the dance?
>>566668106I wouldn't tell her that.
Sexual relations with Mandy.
>>566708594What dance?
>>566718219this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qBbsqkSR1A
>>566718149same but replace Mandy with Courtney
>>566718149I did have sexual relations with that woman
>>566692212nib nib
>>566725065nice Malevolanot Visipilled sadly
>>566692212like biting into a cactus
>>566708594>>566718219>>566718380https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bS6KWNB5NEo&pp=ygUYYmF0cyBkYW5jaW5nIHVwc2lkZSBkb3du&ra=m
>>566727680bats are adorable
>>566727812
>>566727971look at this pussy magnet
>>566728743>t. Sonar
Robert: mopey drunk Courtney: lewd drunk Mandy: “haha” drunk Flambae: nice drunkWaterboy: angry drunk Punch-Up: ballsy drunkCoupe: functional drunk Malevola: funny drunk Phenomaman: depressed drunk Chase: hasty drunk Sonar: “i need something more” drunkGolem: doesn’t drink Beef: sometimes
>>566732004>Beef: sometimesThey say dogs shouldn’t have beer. But I have seen dogs drink beer out of buckets in my barnyard youth, and they turned out seemingly okay? But then I look it up on google and it says it can kill them???THEN I look at videos on YouTube that show drunk dogs being perfectly fine, and these videos are seemingly endless. I don’t know what to believe anymore.
>>566732680My old girl ate chocolate and she died at the ripe age of thirteen. She was a prolific pooper or something.
>>566732004I highly doubt Coupe is a functional drunk considering she's a lightweight
>>566732004>Courtney: lewd drunkHOT
>>566732004Prism: colorful drunkShroud: contemplative drunk Toxic: toxic drunk
>>566734521Prism vapes she doesn’t drink.
>>566734324I’d trust her with my keys.
I love how all of you try injecting personality traits into fictional people
>>566736017yeah it's pretty fun
>>566736017“Robert honey, time for your scat fetish injection”
Robert is a grunter during sex
>>566752326is that supposed to be visi
>>566754251visi from the gyaru dimension
>>566754746>gyaru courtneyhnnnnngh>gyaru mandy HNNNNNNNGH
>>566732004>coupé: functional drunkshe gets so easily drunk she projectile vomits like waterboy... the only thing functional about her is that she gets somehow more deadlier in terms of accuracy.>chase: hasty drunkblack einstein is the real angry drunk here if the house party is anything to go by.>golem: doesn't drinkOh c'mon... at least PLAY the actual game or watch the cutscenes on censorshiptube... robbo literally asked him if he wanted drinks and he said "two". which he then proceeded to swallow both including eating the drinking glasses.
>>566763028I'm gonna report Robert to Blazer for supplying alcohol to a minor and get him fired
>>566763847snitches get shivved_
>>566758621>Robert my zipper is undone>Robert you need to take off my dress>Robert you need to bend me over the table and fuck me silly in my officeWhat did she mean by this?
>>566766329Phenomaman doesn't have a dick and she's very pent up as a result
>>566763028He physically cannot get drunk. He’s a rock.
>>566768509didn't he throw up in episode 7 from getting drunk off a beer truck
>>566768956Chemical incompatibility in his artificial gut.
>>566768956He drank the gasoline. “Pissing mud” was a figure of speech by Robert.
>>566768509Is this a plot hole? Or does the Jewish sorcery responsible for his existence allow him to get hammered? Golems are made in the image of man in Jew lore after all. This should mean to include the human right to get hammered like a man.
>>566769978Idk
>>566769978Golems are explicitly pale imitations.
Don’t overthink the cartoonish comedy game
>>566771829Don't tell me what to do
Golem takes edibles. If I recall correctly.
you guys have abysmal memory spans
Season 2 announcement this summer
>>566773279I remember him talking about sleep gummies but not anything about edibles
>>566774078Ragatha why the fuck are you everywhere?? Also, can you please wear a Blazer costume and let me grope your pawg ass while you say Mandy's voice lines?
>>566774249Those count as edibles, silly. Weed gummies, sleep gummies, sex gummies, etc. All edibles!
If I recall correctly Robert said he blows menI can’t be sure tho
>>566773279>>566774249>>566774614Weed gummies are sleep gummies… my mother takes them…
>>566774614>>566775309wait are you for real I thought those were just melatonin
>>566775638You put melatonin under your tongue, and it’s more like a little chalky pebble.
ohhh jesus he knows me and he knows im rightttholy fuck good night sdn i love u bros
So can golem smoke weed or not
>>566777384goodnight visiholic
You’re all gay
>>566777492yeah bro it's legal in california why not
>>566779162Factually untrue.
>>566779745Things have changed, and how we have fujos amongst us; and since women don’t post on 4chan we can assume them all to be hella gay
Is it time for another poll?
Yet another chud essay has hit /SDN/…https://youtu.be/mXoNjxBZHLk?si=DDKVgy2DTC9q43oc
>>566781436I pretend I do not see it
>>566674416
>>566788537Damn that's fast. CharlieCritikal just released that video a couple of hours ago.
>>566794981I can't believe paying an eceleb pennies to voice a random character in your game turned out so well
>>566754746fug that's nice>>566774078total hopium copium>>566781436how many of these are there now? It seems like one comes out every week.
>>566781436He romanced Visi. So take that for what you will.
Robert only feeds his dog slop
Bros...
>>566804215it's over
>>566804491>>566635101How much is AdHoc going to have to pay him now?
>>566806552>delicious pawg with juicy body and kind heartI'll take 2 please. One with brown hair the other one blonde but slightly taller by a few inches. Please and thank you.
>>566809242Waterboy... no...
>>566804491Why is it over?
>>566818057It's Dispatchover...
>>566817341
>>566818057>Aaron Paul signed on for the 3rd season of Amazon's Fallout series>Aaron Paul is reading a script for season 5 of Amazon's Invincible seriesLet's just say the wait will be even longer. And AdHoc will need to write a bigger check.
>>566821054who took this pic? It was Visi wasn't it?>>566821142ah I didn't read the title of the script because I'm stupid.
>>566821184>It was Visi wasn't it?Nah
>>566821582I love that silly fire man.
>>566823760me too
>>566810689hot also bump
wake up all of you !!!
>>566817196With her you get the 2 for 1 special
>>566832798*Goes back to sleep*
>>56681700998% of Dispatch players don’t even know he’a gay
>>566833441Sad if tru.
>>566833441There’s only like 1-2 lines confirming it
>>566834607you could possibly miss it if you're focusing on dispatching as well.
>>566834934>possibly Lol it’s a certainty with the current standard of gamers; they cannot sit still and they have adhd up the ass and it’s a total miracle the game did so well with them
My cousin looks at his phone during cutscenes………
>>566835231Kill him.
>>566835423slit his throat while he's asleep
>>566835231>>566835423>>566835559>nooo you can’t just look at your phone or get up to make a coffee you HAVE to watch every little detail noooI only have approximately two ish hours to play video games in a day, hopefully two or three times a week.
>>566835872*slits your throat*
>>566835872Die.
I was raised to never assume someone’s sexuality so how the hell am I supposed to know that flambae fucks ass and sucks dick
>>566836563I honestly think it's better Flambae doesn't project it He's just a likeable asshole that happens to be gay, not the other way around
>>566836563You were raised wrong.
He didn’t know that Robert blows men? Chop off his head and put it in a bag!
>>566837583Robert only blows women
About to start my workout. I’m going to be so fucking sore after. AND I have to go to actual work right after. Fuck my life.
>>566838990Good luck anon
>>566835231It's basically a visual novel, is he stupid?
>>566824880He's such a little silly billy. UwU
>>566832947Wake up (you)! No sleeping!
lol at anon bitching about getting fit work it you fat fuck no more partying at the cookie trough for you
>>566847707Just for you, I'm baking and eating an entire tray of cookies today
Why do telltale/adhoc like giving their MCs clipped ears like they're neutered cats
>>566848391>donut reupload without permsI'm telling Miss Blazer.
PARTY AT THE COOKIE TROUGH
>>566851545Don't do it Prism. Don't make me say that word. You know which one.
>>566851781is this why Chase hates her?
Whoever claimed Flambae is a friendly drunk hasn’t seen what goes on in his apartment at night
>>566851545do not reupload donuts
>>566852193What does he do in his apartment at night?
hey fuggers it's the OG malevola poster, I went on a boat for a week and now I'm back. did anyone take up my mantle when I was gone or was I really the only one posting her this whole time?
>>566834235If you go on the official subreddit it’s astonishing how many people are still just learning about it.
>>566853959Welcome backI was wondering why all the malevola posts disappeared
>>566837918>Robert “People don’t think about much when I blow ‘em” RobertsonSure, Jan.
>>566853959I don't think anyone noticed your absence.
>>566853959>>566855475I think you two should kiss
>>566853549Sings karaoke to himself. Anon is lying.
>>566856882Singing karaoke alone at 3am is pretty sad desu
>>566854401I gotta do all the damn work around here>>566855475hello BBjeet
>>566855475Visiholic, out of all fucking people, somehow did>>566441451
>>566854320>people don’t know golem drinks>people don’t know sonar is a virgin >people don’t know flambae is gay>people don’t know robert is bi>people don’t know mandy is a neonazi Damn……
>>566857812Only three of those things are true.
>>566857462>hello BBjeet>implying Hopium was him all alongNow that's a conspiracy theory worthy of this general
>>566858170The last three yes
>>566858268My whole life has been a life...
>>566860302Better life than a lie.
>>566862535
>>566862780It’s the little things that bug you the most
>>566441451>>566857753god bless that alcoholic, my vigor is renewed and I now have newfound purpose in posting here again
>>566867037SexSEX
>>566867037Fighting to see who can rape Robert first
Most dangerous z-team member to have sex with?
>>566877041Golem
>>566852962Which kind though?>[W] The Long Cream ones>[A] Jelly Filled>[S] Plain Glazed
>>566877162There is no proof that Golem has a penis, a sack, a set of lungs, a liver, a stomach or intestinal tract, or even a heart or brain. He is 100% magic. His eyes and voice are 100% magic.
>>566851781Honky? Cracka? Skinny latte prick?
>>566877371Which is why it makes it so dangerous. His sheer size alone would crush you into a pancake. Not only that he's nothing but dirt, mud, and whatever else he absorbs. You wouldn't want that all up on you or in you.
>>566877223Jelly filled because Robert replies with the most enthusiasm if you pick that
>>566868292>sexually molests robert while the viltrumite and the neo-nazi gigastacy are distracted
>>566877041Flambae. He might just spontaneously combust.
>>566878365Every orgasm there’s a 1% chance of total conflagration yea
>>566877702NI-
>>566852193Sometimes booze just really turns you into a nicer, or meaner, person. Sorry to tell you this anon. My father was a huge jerk UNLESS he was drinking.
>>566867037>"Robert's Aryan sperm belongs to ME."
>>566880858>My father was a huge jerk UNLESS he was drinking.Thats just sad im sorry anon :(
>>566881997what if she found out Robert was like 1/8th korean or something
>>566882886Explains the micro dick
>>566884212Mandy said she liked it better that way
Do Koreans really have the smallest penises in the world
Robert is part French. Hoh hoh hoh.
>>566886117what breed of mutt is visi then
>>566886478I thought we all know she's Filipina?
>>566887094Is that actually confirmed though? For all we know she could be mexican
>>566878073the neo-nazi gigastacy is right there
oyy vey fuckin christ >>566864059 good to see u back mlaveolafren i love u and i love u all bros ireally do good night fcuk fell from stairs aign my shins hurt god good night
>>566891726goodnight visiholic
>>566891819good night bbren fuckin stairs man im not sure if i didnt broke my leg it huts like fuck i cant stand on it fuck it hurts jesus
>>566891726>>566893213Go to hospital. And then to rehab.
>>566881486Finally, a decent amount of chest hair. I r8 8/8
>>566893213just walk it off you'll probably be fine
>>566893213Can I lick it?Actually I’m not even going to ask *lick*
>>566893213Owie zowie :(((
>>566893213SONAR GET IN HERE
>>566891726>>566893213This right here is what we call a ‘sloppy drunk’
POV: you just posted cringe
>>566891726<3>>566877041Pman if you have the compatible organ. what if he gets a little loose from all the lovemaking and SPLAT he uses 2% extra of his strength and crushes you into red paste>>566878073love the absolute hatred in chase's heart towards visialso I just noticed punch up is in the pic
>>566898636>PmanThat's why you have to play the dominant role. Either by riding him or by plapping his dumpy.
>>566899243How exactly do you ride crab pincers
>>566900265You need a rubber for protection of course.
>>566903571
It's always funny seeing streamers getting vehemently mad when they see other people being nice to visi
