Subhuman feeder edition>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2last match>>565289994
>>565736201What is the race of the player in OPs pic?
the report and behavior/comm score system is so fucking horrificIt punishes you for trying to win games, because winning games is toxic to the retard animals on ur team
>>565736201Torte de lini guide reader 100%
>>565736461The worst part is once you're in the trench you're never getting out because of the subhuman brownskins in there are going to report you for the fuck of it. There are 4x kinds of low bs players:>good players who rage at shitty/brown skin teammates (me)>bad players>players with shitty network connections>genuinely toxic douche bags who join games just to feed or farm jungle for 60 minutesIf you get stuck with any but the first type your game is already ruined
>>565736201Wait his name is underneath a sky so blue? What kind of chink faggotry is that?
>>565736694
>thrill comes back>hijacks the thread>community immediately comes back to lifeI see what the nons hate you so much
>>565736694I dnno it feels like completely impossible to win games with subhuman animalsI even added my mid afterwards to ask him about the gameHe just blamed me for griefing....Meanwhile the guy bought bots and used it TWICE in 30 minutes
We don't really have a vampire hero? That's wild. No night stalker doesn't count.Vampires need to be cute or sexy.
>queue for every role>get safe laneWTF!??!?! I'm SO screwed. And I had to first pick
>>565737792pick OM
>>565737972>om safe as carryQue?
>>565738032OM right click build is fucking broken tbf, if you aren't shit.
>thrill stole the thread just to troll that whiny faggot
>>565736694also yea you get 7-8 reports in 15 games and you keep going down in behavior score, plus occasional LP which gives you -400 BSI dnno how its even possible to play games without raging at people
>>565738389>I think someone should buy mantle of intelligence>runs into enemy secret shop with no vision while all enemy heroes aren't showing on the map>by themselves>gets instantly bootywrecked>immediately spam pings teammates on the other side of the map who are taking team fights and pushing objectivesGuaranteed there is AT LEAST one of these on every team under 5k bs
Why is this so little quality Dota slop
>>565738752Can you write that again.
>>565738752because everyone that plays this game is a literal faggot
>>565738813there*
>>565738892thats slop? looks hand drawn.
>>565738954No I don't think it is but where's all the good dota smut?
>>565738647I find it worse when you have teammates who justDo completely retarded things non-stop for 20+ minutes And then ping/report you for not helping themUnlimited reports means overall behavior score will ALWAYS TREND DOWNWARDSIt's an unescapable trench
Buff Hoodwink
>>565739095I mean the game isn't popular amongst anyone that is talented.and the drawfags here left.
Is strict solo queue maybe a bad idea at low behavior score? I'll have to try that
will we ever escape tanky brool meta
>>565736442chinksectoid brown
>>565739638Ironically it's a funner meta but its worse for the overall health of the game because now you and your subWhite retarded teammates have to play together to win
>>565739132Why did they remove her free aether lens when pressing E
>>565745203better yet, why is 10 agility a fucking 15 talent? removing both facets and giving nothing back is a choice
Hours-long passionate lovemaking with Hoodwink
>>565739638Well I LOVE this patch.
>>565748008>1,5k mmr
>CHECK IT OUT VOLVO RELEASED NEW ANTI MAGE ARCANA!!!!
Surrender looks good on you, remember that next time you open your cunt fucking mouth you stinky chinky faggot.
>>5657483051.8.
>>565748843whats ur behavior score
>>565747328This
>>5657492638k
Steam Deck bros? I don't own a real computer :(
>>565749835this isnt the flex you think it is
>>565749835I assume pic not related.
>>565750749how is being broke a flex? the websites i went to want like 3k for a computer
It's actually the worst time to build a computer right now.
>this many hours of my life spent on this game>can't get above 100 MMRI have to have some sort of mental retardation, right? what am I doing so horribly wrong that I cannot fathom how to get out of a bracket so low that it's literally HARD to get into even trying intentionally.
>>565753786lil bruh, those are baby hours. there's people with 10k hours still in herald
>>565753786>643 hoursBro that's nothing, and you also need to realize that literally ever single person that has ever dedicated their life to this game has suffered for it with the sole literal exception of Topson. He is the only player who has actually benefitted from dota, but I get the impression he'd have been a God at anything he did.
AXE CULLS
>tfw no cute and funny heroes
>>565754602>Topson. He is the only player who has actually benefitted from dota, but I get the impression he'd have been a God at anything he did.howwhyI don't get this complete venerence of this viewbotting streamer
wheres the meteor hammer pugna?
>>565757150RTZ is/was the only good dota streamer. After Forsen of course.
>>565760024when his stream music isn't urban flavoured yesmason is cool to watch ragednm gives good insightsgorgc funny accent man don't get his following either
I'm same age as arteezy lmao that's just the music we like ironically or otherwise
>>565747328why is she so perfect, bros?
>>565761029ikr? no wonder everyone wants to breed with her
Your mid, sir.
>bristleback on my team literally did not know how to sent his 80 min glimmer cape to his item backpack to pick up a rapier>didn't build any sort of disable let alone used his items actives.>the game thinks im on the same skill level as these inhuman dogs. torte de lini guide reader too.
sex with hoodwink
The things I would do to that squirrel.They would make a whore blush. A WHORE!
games for the day: i sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99cS_RYaNMkAWARE, bajs
>game matches me with crusaders despite the fact im literally the only nigger who has positive kda and doesnt have death in the double digits?????????????The fuck is this matchmaking.
CAMPO SHITTO>CAMPO SHITTOCAMPO SHITTO>CAMPO SHITTOCAMPO SHITTO>CAMPO SHITTOCAMPO SHITTO>CAMPO SHITTO
Topson is viewbotting
>every vg poster is <archonwhat happened
does deso improve headshot damage or nay? help a boomer out...
Why can't Steam just sell sets on the market instead of this gambling bullshit. I just want the Lina set in the 2025 cosmic hoard, fucking greedy cunts
>muh campo santo boogeyman
>>565786297t.Campo santo dev
>>565787027you are mentally deranged
>>565787158Nah thats campo santo
>>565787315blaming a developer that no longer existtotally not a sign of extreme retardation
>>565780981yeabut also just get crit nigga
What if we are all Campo Santo devs just think about that my ninjas
>>565787440Then explain why would a random dotard would get upset about someone flaming a "developer that no longer exist" supposedly who did not work for "dota 2" be upset?HmmmUseless xhe happens to be a campo santo dev.Anyway how are you anon? How was your day in the office? apart from typing these >>565786297 >>565787158 >>565787440 in the office as work.
>>565787865confirmation bias
>>565736201rapegetimati cuckatini
when was the last time gyro was good
>>5657895922024
>>565788468Why are you posting this? What's the joke?
Game quality would've been better if mute button was removed.
>>565792234why do you feel the need to force yourself upon others?
mage slayer is this patch's phylactery. mage slayer on every hero
>>565797424the item is so much worse than it was a few patches ago
>>565797651dude i dont care. it's still good enough to be propped up right now
>>565797743ok
i accept your concession
my concession was accepted
I'm a simple man, you pick Monkey King on either team in any lane or position, I report you.
>>565751383being this retarded must be brutal desu
>>565801871Whatever.
I'm feeling a lose streak cumming in.I'm going to pick offlane.In that offlane, I'll pick necro.And you know what am I building?A 20 minute radiance into a 26 minute BoTs.
>>565791278Well?What did go wrong dotards?
brewmaster and void spirit are indian and mexican.But I don't know which of them is the mexican and which is the indian
>>565817707we let retards like you feel like they belong
>>565819958kill yourself spektrus
>>565820246miss me with that schizo shit
>>565820354kill yourself spektrus
>>565820413oh you're retardedok
>>565820629kill yourself spektrus
>>565820805wake me when you finish sperging out
>>565821010kill yourself spektrus
>>565821078*snores*
>>565821263nigga you're no funbegone
>>565821345huh what was that noise?oh nothing but the wind*sleeps*
Jimmy "Demon" Ho
>>565820246>>565820413>>565820805>>565821078get a job you fucking pathetic baboon
>>565736442shitcolored mestizo mongrola
>>565757150Topson went from pubstomping and less than 1k career earnings to a back to back TI winner on a team that was projected to be out of the group stage. He was able to get his skin cleaned up, married a qtpie (by subhuman chinksect asian standards), start a family, and now never has to work again. He's the only person I know who actually benefitted from dedicating their life to the game, every other 'pro' is miserable and depressed.
>>565790170A fag chink player named underneath a sky so blue keeps posting this because another player who casually stomps turbo games trolled him into oblivion. The stinky chinky ran his mouth and then got booty blasted when it turned out Thrill had far superior match history despite hardly playing the game, now sky so shitcolored spends all day raging into the generals because the only time anyone acknowledges xer's existence is when Thrill is shitting in xer's mouth. Btw the player in the OP is Underneath a Sky so blue. He's literally some third world mixed race faggot who feeds in ranked games and still has the audacity to post here.
>>565827604>subwhite>cyberstalks>eternally triggered>feeds ranked gamesTypical d2ger
>>565827604>begs for Thrill to come back>Thrill comes back and trolls him out of the threadBased Alpha White chad dabbing on the lesser races!
I find the new race obsessed samefagging guy pretty funny. that's a good shtick
small things amuse small minds
It's gotta be more than one person. No one has this much of a no-life.
YOU GOT PEEPED!
@EVERYONEim going to take a nap for a little bitplease ---gently--- wake me up if mason comes online while i am asleepthank you
>>565835685that is a big loss to the region hopefully the roster can find a new org
im going to start posting innovative sets and when one of them wins ti im going to take all the credit and put professional esports theorycrafter on my resumesilver edge tidehunter
Whatever happened to the drawfags
is this overkill? my current monitors are both like 10+ years old.only game i play is dota though
>>565840309Yes. Dota can't even run at stable 120 fps even with top tier CPUs.the game is extremely fucked.
>>565840482so weird a 1050 can get 90fps sometimes and then 5 fps sometimes.
Oh so it's more the CPUnvm
>>565834996HE'S UP HE'S UP HE'S UP HE'S UP HE'S UP HE'S UPGET UP NOWWWWWW
Dota still has the first release of VulkanNo DLSSand probably a fucked up version of DX11 OpenGL was even removed.Removing dx9 was a mistake.
i was playing dota on an APU (HP laptop) in like 2012. Probably can't do that now.
mage slayer gyrocopter
>>565841314im playing dota on my thinkpad pretty fine
>>565840815*wipes sleepies out of eyes*thank you anon! i love you!!!
I wanna see dota run on a chromebook that doesn't even have enough ram to install steam.
>>565841512wtf you talking about its 15:00 in the afternoon
>>565842653it's 6:30 here!
>my feet hurt>these headphones give me a headache>i wish I was in my room, playing Ringmaster
how much dota can this boy fit in this big ass dome?
if i ever stop playing dota, wtf am i ever going to do with this decade+ of useless information?isn't that more of a reason to never stop playing dota because i can't get the time back?
>>565845445https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunk_cost?useskin=vector#Fallacy_effect
ZEUS ULT NOW
mason stopped streaming... im going back to sleepgood nyight d2g
>>565848486xibbe is live
>>565848486lol what happened
>12 hours+ until next arteezy stream I sleep
>>565848696his had to go make dinner for his kids and tuck them into bed (its a school night)
YO WTF?!
Bless this patch
>>565827298fair because i've just been listening to artour complaining with quinn umiteberite
>earthshaker literally jumps into a disruptor ult>tps out>ults on base>negative kda>somehow this animal is considered the "same skill" as me.
I dislike the topson glazing.
Friendly reminder there is no punishment system in this game. you can smurf all you want, you can grief all you want, you can call people whatever the fuck you want and nobody will do anything about it.
>>565854449As Gabe and Icefrog intended. I regularly call people nigger in my online games. It's a barometer test.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b770NGtcDgwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJUta6e2OGMi'm gonna spam meepo
You are trench, but are you this trench anon?
>>565854408too bad
its time to blast da koopsta knicca on my stereo and play some turbo
Bajs?
>>565857202>Playing since 2012How do you play? Like do you play for a few years/months and then drop the game or you've consistently been playing since 20212?
>>565857457Last break I took was 7 years (2018-2025)
>>565857543Damn.Same, I might take another break soon, the game is fun but I only got one friend to play with and solo Q isn't that fun, I sorta dropped when I lost my usual stack.
>>565857202can you link me up with cute ukrainian babes?
>>565827604JFC stop dude he's only got one asshole
>>565857701only ukrainians i know are dudes
>massive lead>just have to end>TEAM RANDOMLY GOES AND FUCKING FEEDS FOR NO REASON
>>565860603Men can be babes too...
bussy is the best, i ain't gay tho
at this point any hole will do
game lasts an hour when it should end at 30 becausea: teammates are absolute retards and never h elped meb: random casual 1500 gold feeds when we are super ahead
god... any fvarking hole will do, even faggy boipussi that can get boipreggonant... like that faggot d2pp...fuark he'd make the gayest little fag voices while i rape his fagbussi until i make him pregonant with loli pugna but i wouldn't stop, no, i'd keep fvking him while he is pregonant, boi pregonant in his bitch bussi, with my fat nasty chud cock...god image breeding d2pp and while he tries to push his little butt baby loli pugna your massive chud cock keeps pushing into his little tight sissy asspussi forcing his little anal toddler back into his quickly loosening crapper...eventually, you manage to push your massyve chud cockpenis against his baby loli pugna and his shitcunt forcing his little toddler to eat your cockballs and eat your ass as you totally gape-rape d2pp forcing him to change his name to mean dicks 2 poop pussy....vgh.... kino... daddi and analcunt baby slut... fuarking kino...
come on man you shouldve used "pregante" instead
>my cuban zeus mid abandons 10 minutes in>comes back just to feedI will never understand the shitskins.
I'm playing Road to Empress.
Meet 'n' Fuck Kingdom, Steve.
No threadbully. Celebrate
>smurfs>scriptersThis game gets gayer everyday.
>go on hiatus for a couple months>come back>still sweeping the floor with invoker like its nothingWHAT JOY IT IS BEHOLDING ME
glad it works for some, because my invoker always tornado at the stupidest fucking times
yeah, i think i'm done for today
>Come back to Dota>Miraculously actually paired with tons of english players>Add all of them to have people to finally play with>None respondI DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE
my huskar last pick lost mid by 3 levels
>>565788192Enough about you
so sleepy
>replying nearly a day later with a noucompletely normal behavior
>>565876970>3/16/16 alch midwhat race of player is this
Get your unc ass on deadlock alreadyor is it that your reflexes can't keep up?
>>565897442>MidBrownoid marronista
>OddsBeat low IQ wife>EvensShave and go to work in the job I hate at the job I hate factory>ZeroCheeky dota game
this russkie girl is calling us all retards
>>565898151lol deadlock players keep begging dota players to play the game nasty work
>https://www.pcgamer.com/games/moba/remember-when-openai-beat-humans-in-dota-2-turns-out-that-was-partly-thanks-to-when-elon-musk-personally-called-satya-nadella-to-secure-a-load-of-discounted-microsoft-computing-power/didnt see this article mentioned in the last threadsome interesting perspective on openai five bot though the author failed to mention the match restrictions at all
i miss him
