Previous: >>565723871>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mambo!
>>565741331how does it feel to kill a club?
POST THE LIST AGAINKEEP POSTING IT UNTIL THE MAMBO BATTLE ROYALE CONCLUDES
>>565741331Mr NTR poster, get down!
GIMLET AT DA BIG SIGHT
>>565741440Please get a different hobby
>52% chance for Nimble Navi spark>3 runs done>no NN sparks .
>>565741331schizo melty in 3 2 1....
I missed Marv sunday cup AGAINat least another falco won
>>565741331Cute!
>>565741503but after this weekend it'll be boring again, club drama is rare enough that it's fun to be retarded about it sometimes. Tomorrow there'll be a new danchou and giggles will be had if it's a chaos pick.
Fusu?
>>565741518samefag reply in 3 2 1
>>565741427How do they even get that info? Their follower count is also accurate at least for my profile.
Truth be told getting blacklisted by Rare Brick is a blessing
>>565741331Where is the filename?
>>565741685what exactly is this animal supposed to be, real question
>>565741685
>>565741696No clue but their info is way more accurate and easier to read than doxxogenesis
>>565741793Gentildonna is sui generis, didn't you know?
>>565741778Where is yours?
>>565741685can I ride this creature?
>>565741778Teio bros are eating filenames now
>>565741793A mammal>>565741795I want to rub my face on their bellies and get bitten
>>565741778It should be there... I think? The sound still works at least
>>565741850
I remember back in August I left my trainer ID here to join an /uma/ club but I got poached by an all caps UMASUMI, it took me a month to realize it wasn't /uma/
>>565741936This is what I see... Weird.
GIVE ME PALMER ALREADY
>>565741778I ate it
>>565741427This is eye opening because Chrono doesn't show thisAlso good to know where the club whores were at before
I'm so tired of the NTR schizo bros...
>>565741965let's go!
>>565742028nobody cares dude
>>565742028This is the first time I see something like this, so idk what to tell youMaybe you touched something in 4chanX settings? Implying you use it of course
>>565742028OGURI IS EATING THE FILE NAMES
>>565742028>>565741936https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/565741256/#565741778Maybe it's our userscripts? I opened the current thread in another browser and I could see the filenames properly.
It's Bourbon, not Bobo
>>565742052forgot your oguri pic
>>565742219Barbin
Finally! Now onto Goldship. Though I may take a break and train Bakushin a bit before I start doing the autoruns for Goldship. Bond up campaign still has 16 more days any how.
We're eating file names now?
>>565742198It's your 4chan X
>>565730483>And they probably would be our second S club, half of it would be 60M+ earnersUmaobros...
Holy shit who the hell cares. Umamusume
>>565741427>it only tracks up to nov 2025Oh nice.... nobody will never know I used to be in a vtuber club....
>>565742181>doesn't even share it with SpechudTruly demonic
>>565742198Yeah I thought it could be a personal setting on your 4chanX, but I am no expert so I can't tell you how to fix it
>>565742272Yep, after disabling it I was able to see both filenames. Weird.
>>565742328why did you leave uma towa bwo
>>565742328umatwap...
>>565742148I fucking care. >>565742154It doesn't really bother me, it's the first time I saw it like that so I just thought you made a blank filename is all.>>565742198Oh well...
*pantsnot yet...*pants...I can still fight
>>565742369I'm not sure if it's 4chan X that updated something but my XT doesn't have any problem, and there should be a fix on /g/
New thread, new recruitment post. Save ExcelUma(588536995) from recruiting defeated trainers in the next open CM. No requirements other than giving signs of life in the club chat every now and then, shoe requests helps too. Let's fight together towards 100% WR next CM
You wouldn't go out and have fun while your trainee works and studies, would you? Or stay at home when your trainee finally gets time off?
>>565742328Now that you mention it, that made me realize I've been playing for nearly a year. That chart gave me false assurance into thinking I've only been playing for 6 months...Fuck me
You would be wise to join my club
>>565742597If I were Ines trainer I would fuck an umaslut like Curren on the side while Ines fucks her manager
>>565742539I thought 4chan X was deader than XT. Their last commit was 5 months ago at least.
>>565742684This is how I imagined mambochou
>>565742328The first club I joined had a mandatory discord and everyone in there was Indonesian except for me and some French guy.
>>565742457>>565742539For whatever reason there's a display: none on .fileText-original
>>565742684>the color and texture of the suit and tackyness of the hat highlight how disgusting his skin and fashion sense isTeiobros in a nutshell
Starting your Dream Journey.
>>565742457I always name the soundposts, they are easier to find that way. But yeah like >>565742539said, it is probably 4chanX, I just checked my stuff and I forgot I use XT and not the X one, it has been so long since I installed it
I-I don't like this new doxxing method...
>>565742758It's the other way around XT is the dead one. X was the one that had an update to deal around the new captcha
>>565742840>inlinemaybe you should disable the inline extension
>>565742818I'm sorry you had to live that experience, but the french won't hurt you anymore
>>565742648retardbwo...
>>565742305I'm not in either of those, am in UMADash, but if I'd totally do 60M if that would get us S-rank.
stop doxxing my dacchis
>club bodycountnyo....I'll be kink shamed...
>>565743037
I am extremely selfish and want more Stego. I cannot get enough of Stego.
>>565742328>it stops right before Clover's destructionI will never learn the fate of my friends
You're not a club hopper, aren't you? Doing so would look bad on your resume to future danchous...
>>565742923It's already disabled>>565742457>>565742539>File Info Formatting: Reformat the file information.Disabling this option worked for me.
>>565743212NTR faggot eternally mindbroken
>>565742597Define having fun
>>565743275my past doesnt define me #readytosettledown
Aces status?
>>565743212someone should add all the trainer IDs to this
I need Wonder Acute to give me a nursing handjob, feed me, and then tuck me into bed.
Danchou...
>>565743454aces?
>>565743485He's still there in spirit
CM15 rooms doko?
kitapits sweaty thighs
>>565743454Just got my first S tachyon after watching a few videos and copying a race schedule from game8other than that, not good
>>565742529You got this bruh
>>565743485That's a cool feature, I didn't they showed ghosts in the club room
>>565743454what aces?
>>565743550I'll just rerun my cm12 lineup
mambo
>>565743454one decent enough ace so far
>>565743556Pit sluts love
>>565743550It's literally just CM12 againYou already experienced it
>>565743275I'm no umanwhore
>>565743364Flirting with women
>>565743212Okay but can we have this with full umamoe data? I'm thinking technical report levels of info
>>565743454Maru hates me
>get home from work >Read through thread >Club bullshit >AntiNtrfaggot bullshit >Staygoldtranny still pretending he's plays the game Will this thread ever get better
>>565743467do it yourself
>>565743275I am but it's not my fault... I've just gotten kicked
>>565743840why are you pretending to have a job
>>565743826Be the change you want to seehttps://uma.moe/circles/379642070
>565743840You are more annoying than all of them combinedGain some self awareness
>>565743454>Golshi done and has won some rooms>Ayabe is 10 runs down with some of the worst RNG I've ever seen. Only one run had good stats and Med S but whiffed Daring Strike so she kind of sucks ass.>Mayano isn't even started yet.If things go bad enough I'll just bite the bullet and make an XOguri instead of Ayabe. I seriously hate how long MANT takes to make average aces.
hey
>>565743712Omatsuri mambo
>>565743454I still haven't recovered from my best attempt at a golshi where both kita and cbt didn't manage to finish their chainsmaybe I'll just do fronts
Hachimibros, I need helpOnly the career dialogues are fast, the rest is the same. Any way I can change this?
>>565743957Retarded avatarfaggot
>>565742148I care
>>5657434542/3
>>565743978HOLY FUARK YOU DELIVEREDRabi anon you are so based, love you
>>565741427>check myself>found my old club>check the club>last update was MarchOnly stayed there for a month but that's sad
>>5657434540/3. I’m fucking tired of this scenario.
>>565744045Yes, quit being an ADD faggot and spam clicking through the beginning of a career so you can actually read the Quick Mode prompt
Come on, tell me who is the biggest club hopping whore.
Danchou???
>>5657434545/3, I just can't decide
>>565744315No
>>565744190same here
>>565743454I tried making 3 End Closers after Mr CB dropped and hit solid runs with Med S in my 5 borrows.Don't think I can be bothered to grind better runs, so I guess I'm done
>>5657434543/3, recycled double dominators and trained my oshi
>>565743259Cloverbros… I still miss you guys…
wahey
>>565744371Creek Love!
DAWGANYTHING BUT MEDIUM S
>>565743454Can I get past round 1 and round 2 and get to A finals? Yes.Can I win CM? 0/3 aces still.
Well, you can jigg this if you wanthttps://jiggie.fun/or7w6Bhttps://jiggie.fun/or7w6B
>>565744725bwo has one (1) medium spark in his parents
>>565743454on my face
I'm sorry Danchou...
GRUNJA DA VEGA
>>565744943Why does this guy have a dober icon anyway?
>>565744918If I can proc that long S then I can for med S too. I just need to believe harder
>>565745041He was whore who would constantly change his profile uma so it just so happened he died with Dober set at the time
>>565744678my cute wives preparing for our date
Taiki in my psyche
>>565745143Why did they decide to make Epiphaneia so fucking ugly man
>>565745263Cause the Spud family was getting too powerful
Mambo -- 379642070Keb (Leader) (Dober Icon) -- 866113422739Ting (Officer) (Opera Icon) -- 813619459073Vattic (Officer) (Fuku Icon) -- 686345960575A (Curren Icon) -- 227861779440Dignitarian (Falco Icon) -- 468318733247Neth (Fuku Icon) -- 774808253297Some shitty chinese name (Bourbon Icon) -- 375892239686Deffie (Vodka Icon) -- 628984995482Shou (Fuji Icon) -- 826312140116Astronauts (Fuku Icon) -- 202950237674Mike (Mambo Icon) -- 503044709558Moblin (Daiwa Icon) -- 562501118979Tertul (Taishin Icon) -- 562501118979Tilly (Cafe Icon) -- 500312268591Wholeslayer (Fujin Icon) -- 746442383415Animous (Rice Icon) -- 483764241395Wool (Taiki Icon) -- 302578110355Kiunai (Mambo Icon) -- 543286514767Mambocchi (Mambo Icon) -- 239311174351Spook (Finemo Icon) -- 698799159741Hook (Curren Icon) -- 498365257945El Mysterio (Pasa Icon) -- 501827853854Mamborius (Mambo Icon) -- 177056073458Vicente (Mambo Icon) -- 249550007992Aloww (Chitty Icon) -- 550791593848Aelred (Maruzensky Icon) -- 667807793675Torena (Bakushin Icon) -- 459282840592aquantis (Rudolph Icon) -- 865949215551Cupcake (Brian Icon) -- 865949215551Shooshio (Taiki Icon) -- 896416619288Yeppy@YEPPERS (Flower Icon) -- 603378740554
>>565745568doxx other clubs too
>>565745670lazy ass niggajust go to CG and do it yourself
>>565745568Aelred you've been obsessed with Mambo since you've had your 5 seconds of "fame"
>>565743978Based as always
>>565745748>inb4 he says he's not aelred
>>565745568Don't forget to follow me and borrow my uma/support.
>>565745746You're the doxxer not me. Rice posters wouldn't do something like that
>>565743978hay is for horses
>>565745143
word of the day: umankleswhores (like curren) show off their umankles
>>565745670no
>>565745263dont shay that....
>>565745568This is my fourth doxx in the past 12 hours
>>565746070Just another normal day for Mambo
>>565745981Falco shows her knees, which is sluttier
>>565746070239311174351 bwo...
>>565746070ever since CG it's open season for anonsluckily it's just easily forgotten shitposting
>>565746070imagine if they added comments to the profile pages...
I always get UG-tier statlines when I'm making TT aces but never when I'm making CM acesWhy is this game so mean
>>565745568This is true >>565745748Don't call me a Terminally Online Woman but Aelred and Keb were discord boyfriends until Mambo forced their danchou to kick him, since then he has been trying to make Mambodrama happen every other week
>>565744723Creek looks fantastic in any outfit.
>>565698750I was denied of a SS Maruzensky run because of this also. Fuck i hate these schedulings so fucking much
>>565745748he's not aelred
Next thread will be better.
>>565746374
>>565746374umas shouldn't shave
>>565746374You can't post that
>>565746313so that's why the mambo-drama feels so forced boringat least it's over tomorrow
You all disturb me immensely and motivate me every day to stop spending time here
>>565746313Aelred should leak his DMs with Keb now that the Mambochou died
>>565746156
>>565746425Taiki do you want me to run you in Gemini?
>>565746374Umanko!?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>565746487he was kicked from the club, so unless a Mambro knows his ID and could leak it, doxxing won't work
>>565746510smoooch
>>565743275what site is that? link please i want to see where my new recruits came from
>>565746467>>565746472Explain this then
>>565746313>Aelred had to resort to creating a narrative that he was an alt>to save danchou's image>danchou still felt lonely without himWait I think you're onto something
>>565746507>filenameI've noticed this on a bunch of anons' posts, do you randomly generate a number-based filename when you post or something? Or do your image folders look like binary hell? and how does that work, anyway? I've been using text-based titles, but "Curren Shitposting" doesn't always work when I want to use your pic related, for example.
>>565746732
>>565746608my favorite ritual post
>>565746313Are you telling me dancho is friends with... The betrayer??
>>565746374Where’s the bush
>>565746732Based
>>565746756how gay were these two fags for each other, holy shit
>>565746313I think he got mindbroken that Keb cheated on him and eloped with Almond danchou. Truly an /uma/ telenovela
director!
>>565746785Setting on 4chanx that randomizes your filenames
>>565746654>>565743948
kingu? sex
>>565746732Victoire Pussy…
>>565746654see >>565741427
>>565746785holy newfaggot lmao
>>565746336Benefit of having the perfect body
>half my followers quit since the start of Mantnyo...
>>565741427crazy shit it even has team trials lineup
>>565746968appreciate the information, anon, I'm going to do that, more anonymity is always nice, it's like a warm blanket.
>>565746785One of the coolest features of 4chanX if you don't want schizos going after you.
>>565747057>Still using my ID for literally anythingHonorary students don't pay for rent
>>565746732Umapyoi?
>>56574711212 hour Creekjob...
>>565746510Now let's see Chrono's umanko.
>>565747070I never bothered to use 4chanx until a little while ago when I wanted to make soundposts work. So you're technically wrong but it's still a newfag question, you're right there
reject umapyoi and embrace ningenpyoi
>>565746756>dancho was burning out>his best friend couldn't stand to see him get slandered>took the heat off dancho by creating drama himself>slandered by the community as the betrayer>when his only crime is... being true to his friendi was never prepared for mambo drama to be this intense...
>>565747260You became the Umamusume A, Jon Doe, John Smith of the thread.
>>565746785With 4chanx you can also just randomise within the quick reply window, which keeps the soundposting videos fine since it's not randomised when posting.
What would you do when that website starts tracking your CM wins as well? We'll finally know if the CM polls are accurate at least.
>>565746425taiki owes me paizuri
All uma musume shave for high speed low drag
>>565747430I don't get it
>>565747248>One of the coolest features of 4chanX if you don't want schizos going after you.So that's why if I posted Teio I was fatty fatty no friends, or a tranny if I Currenposted.........
>>565746732me under her btw
>>565741427>They are even going to doxx soon if you're a plat let.
>>565747430@umagrok is this real
>>565747395We weren't prepared for a kino. Peak even.
i thought making silly filenames for your images was 4chan culture though... randomizing isnt fun...
4chanx? It was only 4chan back in the day
this thread will continue to be nothing but chaos until MANT is over isn't it
>marked
>>565747486>>565747536Everyone's gonna know I got third pace in Group B twice now...
>>565747430Has anyone seen Oguri?
>>565747619took you this long to realize that?
>>565747562This is literally the first time I'm hearing of this and I've been here for 15 years
>>565747492hair can reduce drag, like golf ball dimples
>>565747408I couldn't have said it better myself. Jordan LOVE
>>565747395and even now they spit on his name, but danchou has never gotten hate. Truly love for a fren
>>565743292Looks like others are having issues with this too.https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/issues/3557
Im currently bored making aces, I'll just doing Curren fan runs
>>565747486Title distributions for all clubsClub ranking by number of titlesWall of Open
>>565747672dont you remember the filename threads? like the picture of the grandma squinting at her computer and it was called "the elder scrolls.jpg"?
>>565747562just turn off randomize if you want to use a funny filename. that's what I do if I need to since there's a reset filename button
>>565747562Real chads leave the danbooru filename on their images
>>565747647
>>565747562I make silly/searchable filenames but they stay on my disk unless I manually edit the filename before upload. You can do that without turning off the randomization feature.>4chan cultureHaving someone go through the archives searching for your filenames is also 4chan culture.
How many plats will you need to join each club?I personally wouldn't want someone with less than a 50% Plat winrate in my club
>>565747470testing that
>>565747781Now you're taking me back sonny...
>lose my UG virginity to a parent RyanNOOOOOOOO
>>565747814
>>565747871>he fell for it
>>565741778>>565742028>>565742198>>565742457>>565742840>>565743292Fix for 4chanx users having video/soundpost issueshttps://desuarchive.org/g/thread/108737541/#108742896
>>565747871kwab
>>565747854nobody has ever cared enough about me to do that. and nobody ever will. feels good being anonymous.
>>565747562I'm 31 and been here for 12 years and never heard of thisYou only do funny silly names when the thread topic was about that
I'm craving steak, but should I really spend $15 with these beef prices for a ribeye?
>>565747619Yeah.
>>565744680they're out there bwos
>>565747970
>>565747672>>565748007filename threads have been a thing for multiple boards it's pretty hilarious if you've just missed them all this time
>>565747590Back in my day you had to noko to stay in the thread after posting
>>565748109Drop the Clover files…
>>565748007There are people here who take themselves EXTREMELY seriously as personalities so I'm not shocked at all by this being discussed
>>565748193Read my post again
>>565747871FELL FOR IT AWARD
>>565748149
>>565748205wait that doesnt work anymore? i thought i kept coming back to /uma/ because i had noko in the 'options' box...
>>565747709>>565747976>>/g/108745775There's also a quick userscript fix. I don't need to turn off >>565743292 anymore>>565748006>nobody has ever cared enough about me to do thatMaybe I'm just paranoid.>feels good being anonymousMy filename convention would be easily recognizable tho, almost as much as a signature or avatarfagging. Even your typing patterns can be used to identify you.
Fuck you guys, I'm buying that steak. See you losers in 40 minutes after I cook a nice rare steak drizzled in butter and garlic.
>>565747814>>565747970>>565748149>>565748309Do NOT post my wife without my consent
>>565748270Guess I'll just turn off randomization before posting soundposts, then on again, but that's a pain
>>565746954Relatable My /uma/ rival eloped with [REDACTED]poster...
>>565748309
>>565748394what do you mean, my typing pattern, is recognizable?
>>565748394I actually tried to edit the script myself but it didn't seem to work. Guess I'll try the thing in this thread.
>>565748420>rare steakmedium at the lowest for me. rare might as well not be cooked
>>565748432Check this out
>>565748007>I'm 31 and been here for 12 years and never heard of this>12 years>it was just 2014reminding myself of how many years I've spent here is a infohazard
>>565748464
>>565747562I can't be assed to think of names for every image I have and I don't want people to know how long I've been holding onto a screenshot I thought was silly when I don't randomize it.
>>565748464that is one of the funniest moments in uma musume>"You're suppsosed to be helping ME, you idiot! not her!" god I miss 2000s tsunderes
Mambwos when will the funeral be held? I don't wanna miss it
>check that new doxxing setting on uma dot moe>lookg for myself since I haven't playing much so probably I'm not making many fans>80MMaybe I deserve a bit of flatlining.
>>565748514just add another one
>>565748332I think it changed in the early 2010s, but it for sure changed by the time they got rid of the email field When did they get rid of the email field
>>565748394>>565748514Nevermind I was retarded and didn't edit it correctly
>>565748595I didnt know that
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>565748332noko stopped being a thing around 12~ years ago
>>565748642
>>565748496>tfw I am probably guilty of that as well
How is /uma/ so tech illiterate. Is this really zoomer and boomer central?
>>565743454>Red Maru Not sure she's strong enough, but she did win a public lobby. I may swap her for S Maru depending how my other two go>Daiwa First attempt was a dumpster fire, will keep trying>MayanoHaven't started, may do an end closer instead.
>>565748740Puffy!
>>565748686what a relic. imagine putting an email field in your post so someone could talk to you. holy shit. i dont think i ever actually saw someone use it though.
>>565748683Nah I figured it out. Left the colon instead of changing it to a period. I wanna keep my script count low since I don't really mess with them much and I'd forget about the random script that'll be made useless once (if) 4chanX gets updated.
>>565748797
>>565748595
>>565748006I, for one, am extremely mentally ill and memorize every regular posters tastes, habits, and preferred posting style so that I can have deviant and delusional fantasies involving them
>>565748394FUCK>>>/g/108745775
Why do the same people always join CM lobbies here? Do they always have the game open to instantly join?
>>565748962Free me from your mind prison
sex is not fun
Oh no
>>565748890It's funny since we're supposed to be in a vidya board
Let's see if you autists can truly recognise people by how they type. Tell me which club I'm in.
>>565749047we just have nothing to do
>>565748956
>>565749047If you want me to stop joining just say so
>>565749047when anons who are in the mood for lobbies are itt, yeah they have the game open so they can immediately copy/paste the lobby number
i type in lowercase
>>565749072Beg.
my FUTURE hero TO Elvis chan
>>565749047You're the guy who always complains about this, aren't you? Holy shit, what a crybaby
>>565749047after a while you attract the whales
>>565749135I appreciate you always joining rooms
i type in upper case but only when i feel like it
>>565749047Because it's always the same people who have aces done early>t. orena who does ace runs mid CMD
>>565749047I'm just playing the game, or running my own rooms while lurking
>>565749118
>>565749080maybe not for you with that facebut for me when you make that face?
>>565749178Begone demon, my soul is mine alone
>>565748962I don't believe you. Spill all the information you have on me.
>>565749106mambro...
>>565749080How do you know?
>>565749364just fucked you're mom
>>565749278
>me joining the CM lobby and seeing my /uma/ enemy
Are there any non-G1 races with a significant amount of fans or no?
>>565749047I already recognize who's who based on their epithets..
>>565749434No I fucked you're mom!
cm13 status?
>>565749080keep going, Kitachan
>>565749516nyo it's only around 7k at max
>>565749439
I like to suck dicksWhich club I'm in?hard mode: it's not Mambo
>>565747694>>565747408bro is samefagging
Umamusume should add Mario Kart items as a one-off thing.
KIMI TO YUME WO KAKERU YONANKAI DATTEAKIRAMENAI DE I BELIEVE
>>565748332Maruzensky...
I still remember making a public room and that anon /here/ joined in. It's like seeing a rival encounter while in the wild. grats on the Sunday Derby
>>565749447The two lines at the top of the fans gained graph
>>565749516it's based on irl prize money so obviously G1s have way more
Kitasan Lust
>>565749624/uma/ club
>>565749593
>>565749080Croix is going to win more races and Wurttemberg will be there too to make sure Kitasan is stuck in the sex dungeon
what's your record for cuties pulled in one crane game session? i just got six today
>>565749447My /uma/ rival is the guy who kept joining with the Ug Grass Wonder last CM
>>565749769Aieeeeeeeee
>>565749593ruby's tits aren't that big
>>565749439>>565749593
Guess my club:>AIEEEEEEEE DANCHOU BAWWWWWWWW DANCHOU WHERE'S DANCHOU BWOOOOOOO DEEEEERP DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>565749769
>sleepsHEH NOTHIN PERSONNEL DANCHODE
I'm nobody's rival cause my uma never wins...
The rival posters are from /v/ma
>>565749860We share /uma/ rival how interesting
>>565749905EdenGOD falseflagging
>>565746374holy fuuuuuuuck
Look at this Laisu
>>565749958I've barely seen /v/ma invaders here, one maybe two times utmost.
>>565749710Same desu. It's fun seeing them on public lobbies and I've encountered a lot of /uma/ and /vm/a anons already.During CMs too I fought with a clubmate thrice already, 2x against /uma/ anons, and against a /vm/a danchou
>>565749921
>>565749856Such dutiful sons, Kitasan sure is lucky haha…
EVERYONE HERE TALKING ABOUT THEIR RIVAL MEANWHILEMY RIVAL IS FUCKING DEAD
>>565749549My Golshi is done so that means if I fuck up my aces I can still cope with debuffers
I let my RP overflow by 30 minutes again...
>>565750181we just moved clubs please don't kill us off
>>565749949I don't have a rival either
>>565750081
>>565750227Your r*p*?
>>565749958Shouldn't it be /vm/a now?
when i'm the new dancho i'm making a discord and you're all getting groomed
cute
>>565750107BORN TO RUNLIFE IS A SEX
dox more clubs
>>565750181Daiwa Scarlet...
>>565750276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ginbrcBDX4
>>565750453costume paizuri sex
kitasan is getting milked dryhe will suffer like McQueen
>>565750453
>>565750534but McKween didn't have good sons at all, his broodmare daughters though...
>>565750427I've been checking the fate of those who left us, it's not looking good
>>565746374jannies love bouquet...
If you like him so much to the point you can't stop thinking about him why do you keep antagonizing himWouldn't it be smarter to try and get lovey dovey instead? Seems like it would work better to get the attention you want from him
>>565750609
>>565746374>>565746732
I genuinely don’t understand what is going on. I have been lost for the past days in this general
>>565750646The porn improves the thread quality.
>>565750741Yeah, but now we know we're all boys, and that would be gay
HOLY FUARK DANCHOU JUST LOGGED IN
>>565750058Do you check each opponents clubs each CM and each public lobbies?
>>565750858You already did this
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565750791The most recent happening is Mambodanchud being inactive for 15 days straight that the auto-kick system activates and the new mambodancho will be chosen randomly among them
>>565750771gn
>>565750885nyo it must have been someone else
You're being gay againStop doing that
>>565750784HELPPPPPDO YOUR FUCKING JOBWHY ARE YOU JUST SITTING THERE
>>565748007People asking for sauce, people responding with read the filename, and literal filename threads was a 4chan culture.You were not here 12 years. You came here post 2016 like all the other gay pseudo-/pol/ faggots/
>>565750942Good night anon, thank you
will Maestro ever be powercrept as THE recovery skill i HECKING hate creek
>565751031[-]
>>565750876NTA but I know who are the regular names /here/ and I check their profile if I don't recognize them. I barely check on pubs but I recognize names.
>>565751031I watched lucky star with /a don't invalidate my experiences
/uma/ filename day when?
>>565751082Bofa will be fixed to only proc in a mid-race straight later on
>>565751108>she's younger than meNooooooo!
You can only respond to this post if you came before gamergate trash.
>>565750427Which club deserves it, though?
>>565751031I came here in 2016 as an election tourist and I remember all those things tho
>>565750939its not random actually its the first person who logs into club chat on the morning of the kick. i have no idea what the time cutoff is though so its not gonna be me.
How do you genuinely feel about Super Creek?
>>565751217real ones remember when moot eloped with whatshername
>>565751287Scary. Nice tits, though
>>565750876>Do you check each opponents clubs each CM and each public lobbies?Each opponent during CM, yeppers. During public lobbies I just recognize the names.I've been staying on their thread the past weeks when our threads were so unbearable and unusable so I know their clubs and names, and only been lurking here during those times. Whatever update 4chan pushed when it died probably fixed something because we're somehow usable again or at least compared to past weeks/month
>>565751160that would make it a perfect recovery. If your uma runs for 5-10 seconds and then uses the gold, it's already doing 100% of its recovery power, so early activation isn't really a problem.
>>565751250Uma&Co or /Poacher/Club
>>565751021>DO YOUR FUCKING JOBoh yeah? what's he gonna do about it?
>>565751248But Doto was evil all along
>>565750942Goodnight anon
>>565751250Autis/uma/
>>565751303>interlocked fingersextremely lewd
>>565751021
>>565751250uma&co for harboring an avatarfaggot
>>565751387I already doxxed one club, it's someone else's turn today.
ohimba attack
>always expected ruby to be a fairly young uma i.e 2010ish>she was born in '87
>>565751287https://litter.catbox.moe/jqyahae68jv2p07i.gif
>>565751287I'm in love with her.
>>565751424If they release Bouquet before the next scenario I might be fuckedSurely Cyjews won't do that right
https://poal.me/33rsz8https://poal.me/33rsz8https://poal.me/33rsz8
>>565751546that IS young, anon, I was born around that time
>>565751546She looks like a gothic vampire too
is it true that this is opera o
>>565751546litterally the 2nd winner in history after it became a real G1 right after bamboo memory's win
>>565751327so I'm not the only one...i gotta say that their threads are fuckin great but i refuse to abandon my home.
I will never forgive /Uma/ for taking advantage of my dear dacchi when he was vulnurable
>>565751217I still have no idea what that is
>>565751651Uncs...
Why the fuck people are asking to post some club list from ChronoGenesis like it's some ~le 4chan hacker thing? Bro, just go to the fucking club list and type the name, you'll see every member there
>>565751671what does a picture of Narita Top Road has to do with your post
>>565751327>>565751734I thought everyone used both the /v/ and /vg/ threads for double the fun
>>565751558Wow
>>565751651>2018it's never been more over
THAT'S THE WRONG PINK
>>565751778Chrono is old and busted, uma.moe won the doxxing race.
>>565751651I only came to 4chan to talk about BA, then after 4 years I migrated to /uma/
>565751781[-]
>>565751819How do you dox someone by their TT team again?
>>565751839I know who you are.
>>565751703wait for the anime to color it in
>>565751734Same and yeppers their threads are mostly FUN >>565751791I used to do that during /v/ma but they died, and then our threads or some of our threads stopped being fun
when was the monkeygate? 2015?I came here a little before that
>>565751819It’s fucked up how they want to add plats to their database. How would they even see how many plants we have?
>>565751661>>565751671>>565751714i shouldn't be shocked because helios is '87 too so now i understand their dynamic>litterally the 2nd winner in history after it became a real G1 right after bamboo memory's winhuh, didn't know that, ty for the fact
>>565751217>tfw no one frodoposts anymore>no one recommends bakatest, korean zombie or nyaruko anymore>old memes died while /dbs/ shitposting thrived I find them funny to be fair
>>565751614>no 3rd alt from the new event which means a newma will be the next banner>haruten + sweetpea stakes monthBro… I think Bouquet might unironically be next…
I heard chiyoposter is actually a woman
>>565751250uma&co is the certified faggot club
>>565751217I don't read posts before I respond to them
Whipe the slate clean. Make /uma/ like it was meant to be. Undisturbed by avatarfags. I'll send the jannies. The 4chanx users. Bring ruin in my hands until only I stand atop this thread again
>>565751943/v/ma is alive in /vm/. Resilient and stubborn fuckers.
>>565752030I heard Mambodanchou was a woman too
I've lurked for a good while before posting in 4chan, the mushoku tensei threads pre-anime are great.
I know for a fact that my club has at least two f*males no, I'm not one of them>>565752030I still don't understand why he posted about the game pounding his pussy, very gay for him to submit that
next thread could be better
I cracked open a Peach energy drink and it smells oddly like meat. I'm not sure if i should continue drinking it and just ignore the smell. It could just, smell like that, you know? Artificial stuff in it.
>>565751651I was here for Code Geass (first season) but it took me like 5 years to go into other boards and that's when I went to /m/ for Kamen Rider
>>565751651There is at least 5 voters that are not being honest with their answer here>>565751970Helios being the hyper genki zoomer that is always on the current trend Uma while being old as shit is crazy too. Meanwhile, Maruzensky is a giga boomer out of touch.
>>565749721I get that some races are a bigger deal than others, but even among G1s there's huge variance so I figured a few of the G2s might be bigger than a few of the G1s. I want to farm fans, but I don't want to spend two hours grinding out 50 races, I want to hit the profitable races and be done in like 30 minutes.
>>565752201you are having a fucking stroke go to the hospital
>>565751781>>565751841sorry i forgot to reply!
>>565751217I remember the Majikoi threads on /a/
>>565751217I came before... umm I guess my first orgasm was probably in 1990 or so??
>>565751987It all ended when jannies banned fishposting
>>565751929Prove it
>>565752232you're retarded and don't understand Helios' characterkys
>>565751614>>565752017No, she will stay in prison to keep Tacto company
>>565752128Choose the Enclave. /uma/ was great once and it can be great again.
>>565752259Nothing else smells like that, though. It's just the drink.
>>565752184It can't be Mambodanchou and Almondanchou hooked up that one time
>>565751651I remember the first time I went to 4chan (/a/) I tried posting but somehow got very scared because of 4chan bad hacker scary pwace and ditched the idea. Came back after some days and I've been stuck in this place forever. Fug. At least I experienced a lot of FUNposting instead of the edgyposting nowadays.
>>565752232>there is
>>565752426>hooked up that one timeBro, they eloped now
>>565752384cum bucket dwhore is so sexy
>>565752232>there isCan you relearn English
>>565751778It's a joke bwo
>>565751987>bakatestI don't even remember how they fight in that anime anymoreI was so young
uh oh melty
>>565751839Please stop posting Rice, you're making us look bad.
>posting on pass cooldown
>>565751217I still remember my very first ban. A raid on /a/ from /sp/ ">he still watches children cartoons." I used to find raids funny back in the day and would participate regardless which board was raiding who.
>>565752338You're the guy that posts those kind of weird rice fanart gifs on /uma/
>>565752767
>The schizo is samefagging again
>>565752767>not inverted
>>565752767Sir this is a blue board you must think of the advertisers even if the adverts are also basically porn
>>565752767I wasn't breastfed as a child but Ardan can fix me
>>565752767I will not pull for Ardan…
>>565752767see you in 3 days
You guys remember when /a/ refused to allow Naruto threads and spammed it to death whenever a thread was created?Remember Boku no Pico?Remember calling moot a newfag whenever he posted to get banned?Remember bitches and whores?Remember Endless 8?Remember Strike Witches general?Remember Bleach manga reactions?Remember Kantai Collection?
>>565752767ardan's breasts aren't that big
>>565752767want milkies
>>565752961I 'member
>>565751031
>>565752961Haruhi is coming back so its a newfag series now
>>565752961I still can't believe Endless Eight happened
>>565753012?
>>565752961I remember Geass Sundays
uma musume
>>565752961I love my ojisans...
>porn still upSo this is janny sanctioned yes?
>>565752961>You guys remember when /a/ refused to allow Naruto threads and spammed it to death whenever a thread was created?My first ban was helping sagebomb a Naruto thread.
>>565752961I've seen /a/ change forms like 4 times now, it feels like a different board every time I post there.
>>565752961/a/ died years ago sadly when mods started policing that board like crazy and deleting fun threads
Decided to get into fronts and start groundwork farming with a borrowed parent. Which of the following is more painful? Using my stat stick legacy with no groundwork spark or the shit 1*/2*/2* blues legacy with 3* groundwork on it?
>>565752726What the fuck how did you know
>>565752767perfect
>>565752961>RememberNone of those are old enough to have been forgotten, though?
>>565753241Just borrow Smart Falcon. POW cards are good in MANT.
>>565752961And there it is.Every single thread I go about something that interests me is the same.The same group of /a/ oldfags, I'm an /a/ oldfag too but what is this, some kind of shared ESP that makes everyone move to the same boards and threads? Jesus.
>>565753237I haven't gone back since 2016
>>565753237I left when they started allowing Naruto threads.
FLLFFL is still my stick hero
sumimasen mr cb chan but it's missing your saliva
>>565752961I member.
>>565753182It's crazy how one schizo filled general on /a/ is so pervasive in its ability to shape the entire 4chan shitposting meta.
>>565752961>Remember Bleach manga reactions?Yeppers. The anime adaptation of TYBW even revived these threads in /a/, it was like a bunch of ojisan souls were awakened from their slumber in Soul Society. I can't wait to watch the end, but I'm also sad about it, because this is where it ends, we came this far, we waited so long for this.
the only thing more pathetic than being an oldfag (wasting not years, but decades posting anonymously) is pretending to be one
>>565753336
>>565753275I don't reveal my secrets
>>565752961ASA NO HIKARI MABUSHIKUTEWANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRSomebody post THAT Endless 8 image. At least r/a/dio, Christmas Carol & Santa, Sora No Woto watchalongs, etc are still alive.
>>565753308People can have multiple hobbies you know?
>>565753308It's our common heritage, our culture even
I like um/a/
>>565753308It's always so funny when I spot some anons I've played with or interacted with from different boards. Makes me happy everytime tbdes
I know about uma from a friend that likes the anime alot.
>>565751651https://poal.me/451wh6https://poal.me/451wh6https://poal.me/451wh6
>>565753618Best /a/ threads are always the wild rides, like Code Geass or Danganronpa 3
>/uma/ is reminiscing about oldfag bullshit>whatever, lets check out /vm/a>they've also been reminiscing about oldfag bullshit for hoursJesus christ man, does this website just not get new users?
>>565753373Glad I wasn't the only one who thought about that
>>565753105>>565752767she owes me a nursing handjob
>>565748394you can't identify me
>>565753789newfags have migrated to umatter
>>565753736If you even remember this you're a newfag
>>565753618I remember the time this guy fucking learned how to KICK like it's a completely new revelation >>565753789We're stuck here forever
>>565753789if you want zoomers you can go larp with those twitter trannies
>>565753828Autis/uma/ danchou...
>>565753308We'll be together forever anon.
>>565753823>>565752961
I blame the chiyofag for this all this nostalgia bullshit started when he brought up clannad
>>565753789It does t. new user
>>565752638I remember because we watched it in Melli once, iirc
>>565753789don't worry, everyone will get alzheimer eventually
>Ardan tit pic is still upHoly shit, do we have a thread without snitches for once?
>>565753789I mean, you're hereJokes aside younger people stay in the most dogshit boards and threads, there are some younger anons here and you probably can tell them apart if you've used this site long enough but if you want a dangerously underage average age go to /vt/
>>565753736Technically it was /rs/, my first contact with anons was on /a/ during a "confess your sins" thread filled with Toumans and Kotomines.
>>565752961You stole my cloudsong.
>>565752961>Endless 8>all of /a/ was one colossal schizophrenic meltdown for two months straightfucking glorious, that was
>>565754156I remember a Nattie sex pic staying up for 4 hours and archiving some weeks ago so it's not unusual either.
>>565754156the schizo tranny is still around, he only reports NTR posts, but you might be giving him ideas now that you complained
>>565753618I just watched the final episode of this that came out yesterday. I think the manga really just portrayed the MC poorly that McDonalds memes started popping up but it really didn't seem like he had a bad ending.Umamusume: Pretty Derby!
>>565754156that's the wife pose
>>565753336UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCUNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>565754243
>>565754156I don't think anyone is gay enough to report such a great pic
>>565753789This website is complete garbage 80% of the time. Why would new users migrate here? You know what they do? They jerk off on the red boards and fuck off.
Wtf is wrong with Americans copyrighting a fucking horse race?https://x.com/Rednu23/status/2050993936936972788
>>565753396trying to larp as an oldfag now? lmfao
>>565751987>SpoilerI don't know how /dbs/ can survive and actually stay stable AND active for so long while every other entity on this site goes to shit or gets over moderated to death.
>>565753789Never forget that the most users for any social media platform are lurkers and not posters
>>565754492reactniggers deserves the rope
>>565752961>mootYou guys got a qt3.14 asian wife and had kids too, right?
>>565753336Mayano qt
>>565752961>Remember bitches and whores?Yeah.I also remember Chad Ziodynecock
>>565752961>>565753535>>565754225Witnessing this in real time was amazing
>>565754639>qtlmaothis jew got cucked so hard he settled for a 1/10
The correct answer here is +15 instead of a Daring Strike discount, right?
>>565754548There's a timeline out there somewhere where Dragon Ball Evolution was the last Dragon Ball media ever released and the landscape of 4chan shitposting is completely different.
>>565754492Everything streamed in the US is owned by 2 companies, you like?
>>565754728Wow you guys really hate talking about the game?
>>565754156it's not hideously ugly, like 99% of the lewds posted hereevery time I see nsfw ugly shit I immediately report out of spite. But that Ardan one despite being off-model isn't horrible so I'm not snitching
>>565754728real niggas were here for this
Stego cute.
>Schizo so desperate for attention he can't stop complaining about oldfags
>>565754853What's there to talk about? How MANT is a good scenario or we're out of clocks?
>>565754895I miss strawpoll, poal is shit
>>565754492Sorry bwo the track, horse owners, and Peacock all want their slice of the pie.
>>565751987/dbs/ memes have disturbing reach. It actually terrifies me.>>565751217I started posting on /b/ when there was some bizarre meme war between gaston and seuiseiseki...
>>565754951I'm so old I thought it still existed
When are we getting umawrestling autism
>>565752767>deletedBut my calcium levels are still dangerously low
>>565754951strawpoll died?THE FUCK?!
>>565755043/pw/ lurking in the woodworks as usual
