Previous: >>565775497>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mambocalypse Now
You, stop right there
>>565792539>Americans woke up>Massive ERP faggotryNA HOURSWORST HOURS
did brightanon finally get his brightspook
Why has no one taken the mejiro bright pill
two hours until the Mambpocalypse! I can't wait
>>565792634oh nooo these two charming young ladies are threatening me at gunpoint and the only way they'll let me go is if I go on a date with them haha how horrible...
>>565792712I'm waiting for her alt
Digitan LOVE
>>565792712>no one
you will miss mambodancho when the new management takes over
NOONE LIKES ME SO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE THAT ANYONE HERE WOULD EVER MEET UP IRL
>>565792712because I already got baited into pulling for Ardan and Kita, I like Bright but I can't afford her
>>565792760Why do you want the thread to be gayer?
next Danchou will be better
>>565792845This but unironically
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for May? Rare Brick (835612678) has two (2) spots for two (2) lucky anons! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't flatline then disappear unless you already finished it. We have: >ohayo stickers (and many more!) >shoe wars at reset (mediums only!) >practice partners for CM >a safe place to complain about the xoguri menace Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>565792590Verxina sexo
I laugh every time the umas eat a lot of food
No one ASKED.No one CARES.Shut the FUCK up.Do a MANT run.
You should join TamaLove instead
Who said it'll happen at reset and not 24*14 hours since his last login?
>>565793020and thenm.... oguri ate all the food!!!!!! heehahahahahaha!!!!!
*gets sick*
>>565793027
Don't join /Uma/ Club. It's awful. It's elitist, and it constantly makes fun of /uma/ for being retarded.
>>565793184
>>565793157I've never been in the club but I can vouch for this
>>565793184>analIt could have been good.
>>565793184that's the wrong hole...
>>565793184rice is for babymaking sex only
>>565793184Rice looks happy
>>565793184I do this with rice twice a day and she loves it.
>>565793184delete this
>>565793157Club chat is just danchou doing the club race/playlist announcements and cm resultposting with the occasional moaning about game mechanics though?
This NPC from Mr. CB support card is thr most Japanese person I've encountered in video games
I must confess. I've never understood why people here react so shocked to the sudden porn posted.
What is /uma/'s opinion on Vanilla Coke?
What's the best summer training you've gotten in MANT? I just had mine, five of my six supports were on speed (except wit Bobo, who cares), had a 16% failure but it was +91 speed, so down went the kale juice + cupcake, on went the anklets and horn, which gave me a +100 bonus for +191 speed, +100 power. 900 speed by KKS. God I love Marusexy
>>565793520Genuinely gross.
>>565793184This to all riceposters
>>565793501You owe brave anons (You)s for breaking the law for your enjoyment
>>565793501(You)s encourage posting behaviorsThink Pavlov but porn
>>565793184Right hole
>>565793520i havent drank coke in years
>5* medoh no...oh noooooooooooo...
>>565793184What is Laisu doing?
What is she thinking?
>>565793501It's more of a ritual. I doubt anyone is genuinely shocked.
>>565793645YOSH IKUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>gets the most dogshit inspiration ever
>>565793520I really like it but it’s hard to find where I’m at
>>565793660yes
>>565793157Prove it, post the chat logsdo that, and I'll dox the whole club
>>565793646Don't act like you don't know you filthy dirter, you backdoor loving whore.
>>565793627cute
>>565793184That is my penis
>just do ultra golshi mode in URA with golshi
>>565793592>>565793619>>565793667I see, okay then.
hi>>565793520nothing special..could taste more vanilla imo
>>565794104Still is not that big
>>565793520Cherry is better
>>565794153me on the right
>>565794161I massaged them to grow bigger
>>565794161this is after i got her pregnant 3 times
Any riceposters up for recreating that pic?
>still upYup. I see. Rice WOULD do that.
>>565794350I'm reserving my first time for him...
>>565793520It’s alright
Cute Journey
>>565794068>things nobody said everyou retarded fucking nigger, that's so stupiddo it in MANT or Aoharu, not fucking URAretard, you deserve those 3 lost clocks
stop being gay
>>565794164Crown love
>>565794509You are asking fish to stop swimming
>>565793895What if Helios was straight?
>>565794350Recreate this, faggot
>>565794509Only if you agree to be my /uma/ bf.
>>565794509I present my personal cure for homosexuality
Some anon will respond to this obvious bait
>>565794770ME
>>565794476You're becoming as annoying as the staygoldtranny
>>565794770
>>565794824Why are (You) like this
>>565794884I do not care
>>565794701You wouldn't hit someone with glasses
>>565794552Is Crown that big?
>>565794884Probably the same person
>>5657947457 more months....
>>565793184That's the wrong hole
>>565794973You have the worst taste in this general (only air messiah is uglier), but dont let the bastards stop you from posting your hideous wife
>>565795282Ikr? Silly toreena.
>>565795162She's from Dia´s family after all
>>565795219>12 DecemberFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKHOW WILL I MAKE IT THAT LONG
>>565794973I don't care about Dream Journey but based
did i miss any gayposting
>>565795490Eventually rolling on Mejiro Ramommy and MR CBT is what's keeping me sane
>>565795373What the fuck
>>565795609
what if i log in...
>i can get my own madly in love and obsessed schizo if i keep posting a jp umaOkay. Which JP uma is for (You)?
>>565795608Yes, but I'm still good to go.~
>>565795768mambo danchou...
>>565795658Wait we have an actual Air Messiah fan? Damn, sorry that you like the booger uma bro
do i draw or do fan runs
I have adult woman fetish
>>565795609after blowing 600 rolls on Speed Pasa I will just barely have 30k to spark Ramonu. I'm not even a pacefag, I'm a frontfag, but I'll be damned if I autistically focus on front umas and front supports alone and not listen when killer designs like pic related show up. I will also be sparking Gentildonna, Orfevre, Still In Love, and Calstone Light O.
>>565795609eh I don't really think CB can be considered a hag
>>565796026You suck my dick mirako faggot.
>>565796026Nut
Just ignore the schizo and don't give it (You)s
I don't want roast beef hags!
>>565796037Pretty sure Ramonu is run more as a late than pace from what I saw in JP tier lists>>565796043She doesnt need to be a hag for me to love her
Doto really saw Opera falling off a chair after acting like a retard and thought "Yeppers, this is the uma I'll follow for the rest of my life"
Hishi Akebono.
>>565795807https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersFirst JP uma you roll here will be your JP uma unless already taken by other posters
>>565796026You should swim in the pool
>>565796043>Ramonuhag>Seeking the Pearlhag>CBnot a hag>Maruzenskycould be called a hag but doesn't have hag energy, so not a hag>Gentildonnaabsolute queen hagI can't afford to spark Pearl, shit sucks. I WILL be sparking Ramonu, Gentildonna, and CB tho
umanko
Uma&co
>>565796275Does Creek qualify?
Horse pussy
my danchou touched me
If your club has less than 10 OG members it's a soulless club
(you) will revive the mejiro clan
>>565796184these terms are acceptable
>>565796051i don't swing that way sorry
>>565795658Sex with Air Messiah in the library
>>565796447sureexcept ryan
>>565796184yuck
>>565792712>>565792794happy birthday, anons!
>>565796506especially ryan
>>565796184Anyone wanna trade? I know a lot of you fags are beta and need the mommy dom JP uma.
>>565796184Well she's alright I guess
does daiwa scarlet work as a pace if i'm playing two fronts
>>565796575You fucking faggot. I'll trade you. You don't deserve the Ace. Take my >>565796613
>>565794494Nah, I just got cocky and didn't buy her gold recovery for it. MANT would've eaten 5 clocks.
Does the first promotion bonus in TT stack with regular promotion for Class 4-6? Im hoping it does so I dont have to wait an extra month to MLB Urara guts
>>565796184https://umamusu.wiki/Loves_Only_You
>>565796184I'm fine with this
>>565796707Shit, I'm not into gorillas but alright.
>>565793417That's boring...
>>565796925Somehow this is still a man
>>565796184>Red Desire
Japan will win a Kentucky Dahby before the L'Arc, they will be cursed for 200 more years in frogland
>>565796151her unique requires her to be between 2-5 and she has head-on she's a pacer
>NTR faggot this, schizo that >Chiyoposter this, /uma/bf that>"which character are you xd" type of garbage postscongratulations /uma/, you only need the usual "umas for this feel" offtopic posts to be a real /vg/ general
>>565796184>marked
>>565796925Perfect bf material.
Falcon's eggs
awaiting pettings
Umas for this feel?
>>565796184oh no...
>>565797074Umas for this feel?
>trainer look what I can do!How do you respond without calling your trainee retarded?
>>565792539haven't been in every threadwhy is mambo fucking dying
>>565797293dancho caught STD from almondlove
Yanko is now my JP uma therefore I am Yankoposter
>>565797261Mating press
>>565796184*pukes uncontrollably*
>>565797293Sexual assault allegations, sweepy ban waves, an unexplained fire at danchou's house, and I can't even properly recall all the drug-related charges...
>>565797261jordan you will join 71 races now
>>565797218Cafe and Light O have long black hair, but they definitely don't fit the yamato nadeshiko archetype that goes with it.Suzuka is probably the best fit, even though she's got orange hair.
>>565797141Are ardan's ardans that big
>>565797293danchou quit the game, so now in an hour the first mambro who logs into the club chat becomes the New Danchou. If it's a chaos demon, some fun hijinx might happen.
>>565796184no thanks
>>565797218Tap Dance City
>>565797360dont shay that...
>>565797261tell her that's neat and try to do it myself
How is this as a cope recovery? Tired of Jordan not giving me bofa
ExcelUma (588536995) is looking for trainers who want to test their game knowledge in the Open CMs and those who just want a pleasant club without many requirements to join#clublist
>>565797027Daiwa has race planner and is a front. The JP tier list had her labeled as a late surger and I will build her as such because those are the cards I will be pulling for, even if it's suboptimal. (I will also run CB as late)
>>565797261Honestly, Jordan, that's an incredible talent. There has to be a way for us to monetize this. I'll call investors, you take care of the marketing.
>>565796184YEPPERS
>>565797473nice
>>565793157it's a lot of Danchou talkinga lof of censorship dodginga lot of yellow shoesIt might be TOO active for some peopleI don't hate it. so far anyway
>>565797168Please respond...
1 HOUR
>>565797451no, this is closer to on-model depiction
PLEASE SAVE MY GENERAL>>565032850>>565032850>>565032850
>>565796184nice
>>565797141
>>565796184NYOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO DO MORE FAN RUNS AIEEEEEEEEE
>>565797653Someone post King HALO for this man
>>565797141>>565797718god she's so big, she's perfect
>>565797597i would have sex with this gold ship
>>565796184QRD?
Why is Ardan singing a love song near me?Why did Ardan show me a painting of a man who dedicated it to his love?Why did Ardan fall asleep on my shoulder was she really that tired?Why did Ardan say she wants to hang out with me in New Years when she normally does it with her family?Why did Ardan put my head in her lap when I fell asleep on my desk?Why did Ardan say I'm a star's breath that made her star shine?Why did Ardan say she wants to go on vacation with the two of us alone?Why did Ardan say she her light shines eternally with me?Why did Ardan ask to paint my portrait?
>>565797841you have to go out with her, else her mom and grandma will kill you
>>565797773
>>565797653Sorry for your loss, Anon. I had to see the slow death of /string/ too. But there's always something good in the future.
testo
>>565798034IT'S NOT THAT SMALL
>>565797619Dober is the most rapeable uma. Dober.
>>565796184Pizza time (sexual harassment)
>>565798034FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE FUCKING DIE ZOOMIE
Frankly I don't care much for Mambo drama
>>565797515
>>565797871I will save her legs and her future with our offspring
>>565798123Try it
>>565798112What about the gay ERP?
>>565798034this one stupid webm is making me really tempted to pull for Helios
>>565798123bofa deez nuts
>>565798123I don't think anyone knows how that skill actually works or how good/bad it is
>>565797653>04/27
Mambros, don't forget:
Is it club ERP if nobody cums but theres cocktease every day
>>565798123nobody ever actually used that card sorryi assume its the same as urara's gold rec in which case it's ok kinda hit or miss
>>565798082This is Dober tho
>>565797515>be end closer>race has gone on for 5+ seconds>be blocked for 1 second+this seems like a very, very easy set of conditions to meet
>>565798123serenity suckst. tried it on ayabe
>>565798123I only ever see Ayabe's buy it as cope
>>565798123Much like Bofa, it can proc too early. Better to have corner recovery instead.
use hachimi, use speedhack, use autoclickerdo whatever it takes to reach clubroom firstjust this one day
>>565798123Why are you scared of using Creek
>>565798263if the shoe trading is still anything like it was when I was in Mambo half the club is logged in already, there were sometimes 15+ shoe requests. Say what you will about those faggots, but the shu laundering is strong with them.
ON YOUR MARKGET HACHIMI SET.........[BEEP]GO!(In 49 minutes)
>>565798473
>>565798427fine with basically anyone except one guy becoming danchoupretty sure that guy is doing exactly what you say though
>>565796026come play nte drawbro we need drawers
Mambo's fate later depends on how many JP posters are inside the club when I get to be danchode
>>565798440/uma/ said Creek is a brick
>less than an hour before the mamboppening
>>565798550yeah same fuck v*ttic
If 2/2/2 is a brick, is 2/1/1/2 also a brick?
>Replying to slopkill yourselves>>565798440Not everyone has Creek.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA EVER SINCE THE A+ DISCORD ERP CLUBS GOT EXPOSED THEY HAVE TROUBLE FILLING MEMBERS AHAHAHAHAHA . this general is dead fr fr revamped mambo will hit S rank from sweepy
A mambo member better screen record what's going to happen in an hour
>>565798550Who? t. not from Mambo but I try to follow all the situation
>triple rainbow during a triple crown/G1 race>1 rainbow at most during summer and rest days when I'm at 0 energy but I have a good luck charm>use the only whistle i have gotten for the entire run>0 rainbows
>>565798473I can see them
>>565798473*bark bark bark bark*
the third mambpact is imminent
>>565798689qrd?
>>565798473are uma's even mammals in this setting? They reproduce asexually by just spawning out of nowhere whenever the Uma gods feel like it.
>>565798473I like how perky those nipples are for flatties.
>>565798741what are you talking about? they're sexually compatible with humans
i want mamboribus to be leader. cause his name is funny
Mambo Danchou can do the funniest thing right now
>>565798737>>565797473
>>565798741Did you also think the stork brings babies?
>>565798737Mambodanchou quit the game. After 14 days, absent danchou is replaced with the first club member to log into the club chat after daily reset. This is in 45 minutes. Expect some small drama around this for funnies.
>there's a non-zero chance that one of cloverdacchis will become the new MamboDanchou
>>565798034>there is now a 5th different image hash version of this soundposthow does this keep happening
Kicking anyone who doesn't have a Mambo 3* as their profile uma
>>565798860>>565798842holy shit, this is going to be fun
Mambros, if your club implodes you are always welcome to join us
literally me, I really am old
>>565798831the rage would be..........Mambpocalyptic......
>>565794153
>>565798976don't make the granny play vr
>new mambo danchou kicks everyone>there will be a sudden uprise of trainers looking for a clubPlease let a chaotic member become the danchou
>>565798976I wonder what games is she playing on the PS5!
i hope everyone who pretends to like the gold kkklan has a horrendous life, i hope the paid shill kills himself and I hope cygames goes bankrupt for all this shilling
The screen loads faster if you log in before reset and loaf around in career until you get a "It's a new day!" prompt
>>565798473sauce me up on this sloppa
>>565798895if you change the filename, does it count as a new image? Because that's all I did.>inb4 techletI KNOW I KNOW
>>565799069Winning Post 10
Imagine if the one chosen as danchou actually wants to quit the game due to burnout and deletes the club.What are the odds?
>>565796184who
>>565798976We're ojisan central. We understand.
>>565799139>if you change the filename, does it count as a new image?no. where did you download it from? 4chan itself or an archive site?
>>565798781>>565798850you're a bot
>>565799142true
>>565799221This is how I plan to destroy /Uma/ Club. I am merely biding my time.
>>565799107true, but it can also fuck you over if you get hit by 2 events right at reset, or even worse, a New Year transition. That shit will put you 10s+ behind. The best course would be to start a new career in URA and just train around reset time.
>>565798976videos are still obvious for me but i've gotten much worse at detecting art sloppa
>>565798976I like how she starts using a RCA adapter from ps3 onwards
>>565798976>still using a box TV with RCA connectorsIf she (or her daddy) has the money for a Countach why doesn't she upgrade to a modern flatscreen LED monitor/TV? Doesn't even have to be a Smart TV that spies on you.
>Mambogelion: Mambo Genesis
>>565799348but my refresh rate..
>>565798976she's right, gran turismo 4 still looks good
>>565799278???
>>5657992604chan itself, anons helpfully told me how to do soundposting.
>>565799278Im a top
>>565798976the jump from PS1 to PS2 was pretty big for racing genrelikecan you believe Gran Turismo 4 is a PS2 gameunreal
>>565799348It just doesn't feel the same, anon. You know that, right?
>>565799443that's really weird that you got a different image hash if that's the case. what browser are you using? are you using any script extensions for 4chan?
Shoe trading is so competitive nowadays that people are finding out the quickest login meta
>>565797515>>565798123I ran Ayabe during Pisces and Serenity didn't activate more often than not
>>565799560using Brave browser and 4chanX extension.
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1XiWRzSEMs/
>check club>k*b is dancing on stage in the centerdont hurt me anymore... danchou please come back...
what's your favorite dim sum?
Danchou left us all to die
>>565799690really weird. try downloading and posting another soundpost here that's relatively common.
>>565799803Dim sum is overrated trash, even if it wasn't, why would I memorize the different kinds when it's just dumplings folded in different ways and slightly different ingredients.
V*TTIC BTFO!!
>>565799803har gao can't be beat
>>565799887you can just say siu mai dipshit
Would this general get better or worse if Mambo was finally deleted?
>>565799823You are a fool, brother. Danchou is dining with the gods and will return soon, so that we may do as well.
>>565799720This was week ago...
Quality of this general has fallen holy fucking shit. Did everyone leave but the shitposters. 4chan need to implement IP counters again
>>565799803chicken feet
>>565799951Shut up fag. You should have asked a better question like what Chinese chicken dish is best.Kung Pao.
>>565799969nothing will change until MANT dies
umas for this feel?
>>565800084Too many. Take your pick. Mine is Screek.
>>565799863I'm not seeing filenames for videoposts now. Uh-oh.........
TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
DId they kill soundposts?
>>5658001844chanx is a bit fucked right now because 4chan changed something. if you know how to edit scripts, follow this: https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/108745775/#108747870
>>565799969God I hope it does
>>565800000checked
>>565800248see >>565800272
>>565800000Holy quints.
>>565800272I'm still using 4chanXT
Whorse
>>565800427it's probably the same code change, just in a different spot
>>565800084all the standing paizuri ones
>>565799720China going super hard on the mambo meme was integral to the Mambo plot
>the 14 day timer isnt actually on reset its specifically 14 days after the last activity>which happened to be just now>only way to know this was to check chrono>high knowledge members were aware and didnt say anything>new dancho has been crowned>heads are already rollingWe've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again, a new age. Aquinas spoke of the mythical City on the Hill. Soon that city will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings.
It's been done. The new mambodancho has been elected fair and square.It's mambeginning...
Hi
>>565800519Cuteure...
>>565792539holy fuck that OP image
>>565800578When will this happen but in America
>>565800519she did it on purpose to forced her trainer to marry her
>>565800578AHAHAHAH IT ALREADY HAPPENED
>>565800580High effort post
>>565800578Why did you kick aquinas from the club?
>>565800578Hi IQ mambros will inherit the earth. Well done orange
>>565800578>>565800673Mambo shall rise again, with more racism and more gay ERP than ever before.
>>565800580HOLY KINO >>565800578WELCOME YOUR NEW MATIKANE MAMBO OVERLORD
MAMBOCALYPSE NOW
>>565800578>they fell for the reset gaslight
>>565800673rip bozo
>>565800578Please understand. I acted for the greater good. I just didnt want the club to be taken by a cheater.
>new dancho is a Fuku pfpwas it all really worth it?
Please delete Mambo, it would be really funny and based.
THE NEW ERA
>>565800608BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>565800745Because he didn't follow the simple rule laid before him
What is actually going on? A bunch of /uma/ club danchodes quit?
>>565800826why do you think I pushed it so hard?you're welcome, Mambo, consider it my gift to you
Further proof that Fukuposters are all evil schemers, possibly even commies.
7 and super skip comes next week
>>565800836>a cheaterhuh?
>>565800673LMAO GET FUCKED RETARD
>>565800873We ate them.
>new mambochode is the top 5 fanslave of the clubLike every club should
>>565800873idk. but i think us non-/uma/club members should post more kingu
>>565800817How many fukubros run clubs nowFuku world soon
>>565800817>Mambo club>the leader is not Mambo>not even the officers are Mambo
I know you want to do it new Danchou. Do something funny
>>565800578>the mambro who made the infamous Betrayal post is new Danchoupottery
So we can say... this is... a beginning of a new era...
>>565800995We will rename the club, don't worry
Is the current event support card usable or no? 2 Power and high Specialty Priority seems good to me but the gold skill doesn't seem as good.
>>565800995the top earner is mambo at least
I had s scary but erotic dream about Mejiro Ardan
>>565800995he's Matikane at least
>3 fuku PFPsoi oi oi wtf
>>565801108this but with Taishin
>>565800995Renaming to The Matikane Room
>>565801108how was it scary
Mambo dethroned by the better Matikane. Mambo stood no chance
>>565801108how was it erotic
fuku > tannhauser
>>565800995oreng runs da worldorange gameorange franchise
>>565801051fuaaaark...
Mambo has THREE slots open for new active mambros under new and improved management!
DO THE FUNNY AND RECRUIT TOTOOO FUKUANON DESERVED BETTER THAN WHAT REBRICKED DID
Where is Mambo No. 5?
>>565801251what are the rules?
>>565801251IT BEGINSAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDANCHOU PLEASE I SWEAR I'LL DO SOME RUNS TOMORROW JUST DON'T KICK M-
Suzuka is canonically not flat
>>565800817>all 3 people in command are orangeNyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>565801251I think you should invite Totopo
>>565801347you wish Suzuka
>>565800578I was hoping I could snipe it that way, but I had to work longer today Spot on about the hidden knowledge too
>>565801347silence suzuka uses pads
>>565801251Is the rule still 1 career per 3 days?
>>565801415
does anyone have the taiki/suzuka 1koma where they're in the starting gates but suzuka and taiki are swapped
Rename it the Matikanes
I wish my danchou would get rid of the corpse that's been sitting in the club for over a month...
>>565801347on the smaller side but definitely not flat
>>565801251What others saidINVITE TOTOPO
>>565801415ULALA MINAIDE
>>565801449Yes and someone actually checks it
Mambo has been taken over by orange umas
>>565801415AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>565801415..... shiraoki..... sama?
with these recent happenings we can now conclude fukufags are as evil as dotoposters
>>565801415So this is the new Mambo danchou
>>565801170[>>565801191I recently found some who made good animations(zonarcz) and one of them was recreated with Ardan. Just before she showed up I was pissing kidney stones left and right. I don't know what this dream meant
>>565801415Damn, Danchou is already making stuff for OF
Is Silence Suzuka x Spicaman the most popular hetero pairing in Umamusume?
>>565801415danchou...
>>565801585can we get a ranking ?
>>565801415wtf i love fuku now
>>565801616>mostly futa stuffeww
>>565801636not really, it's sort like the presence of air, everyone simply accepts it as completely normal and unremarkable.
New Mambo needs new rules
fuku hijack lol
Orange love
URYAHAA
>>565801636yes, at least between spics I think it's the most famous ship in the franchise
*coughs*umamusume now has less players than marathon....MANT is doing what it was born to do... kill global...
its over...
https://youtu.be/e056R97svz8
some Mambro, please leak chat screencaps, we need this
>>565801782It's so over
>>565801782NEW MAMBO ALREADY DOING BETTER
DANCHOOUUUU???????......
There's actually a Fukucord where they scheme together to slowly take over /uma/ clubsHow many Fuku danchous do we have now? 3?
>>565801782I don't like this new reich
Is it over for Mambo?
>>5658012517 AND WE ONLY INVITE FUKUPOSTERS
MAMBOBLAZER EVEN KILLED MAMBO
orenji supremacy
orange umas are superior
Is Cheer Neicha good for CM13?
>>565801782>40M/monthAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>565801782Rest in peace mamboggers
urya-ACK!
>>565801782someone make mambo 2
>>565801782Anyone who tries to make me do two MANT runs a day is going to get the Shinzo Abe treatment.
>>565801782nooooooooooo
>>565801962innate nsm means she can always gamble a win but she's not meta. Def the natie you bring though if you want to bring an ace and not a debuffer
I think new Mambo should create a discord for the funnies
the orange retard will actually kill mambo it was supposed to be the comfy club...
>>565801782>proles seethe and whine about their current leader>leader gets ousted>new leader is even worse and ruthless than previous leaderA tale as old as time
>>565801781Good, now let me jump to the jp server with my account
>>565801782Fuku runs this Mambo and this place nowALL HAIL DANCHOU
>>565801585Dotoposters are NOT evil
What if you all make a new club?
>>565801782Let's kill this guy
This is danchou. Do your dailies or I will start kicking flatties on the 7th
>>565801782Uh oh, it seems you need to start playing the game, mambokeks…
>>565802143Ya what this doto said
When is he inviting Totopo or do something funny When will Mambo die
>>565801782An average run take me 800-900k...
>>565802237Silence Suzuka...
>>565801962
ALL HAIL DANCHOU
IT'S A NEW DAY
mambodancho pelase anything hut a quota it will actually kill the club
good evening /uma/, congrats to mambo... err the matikanes now.
#NotMyDanchou
I love you, green wUMAn
>>565801782Club rivalries and mergers when?
>>565802392What the fuck, it was just lunchtime a few minutes ago. Where the hell did the time go?
i just realized we still don't have a fukukitaru chat emote
blud just typing shi atp
don't forget that the dotoposters are war criminals
>>565801782>mambo easily makes quota>shoots to S>/uma/ club starts poaching>mambo members infect /uma/ club>/uma/ club and mambo both implodegodspeed
Is it better to do these at the beginning when the NPCs are weak or at the end when my uma is strong?
>>565802660At the end
mambros i don't want to play MANT
Come on Danchou. Do something don't be a boring party popper like the former danchou
Ok thanks
wtf danchou just sent me unsolicited d*ck pics.
SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEKTHANK YOU WITGOD DISCIPLES!I HOPE MORE UMATUBERS PROMOTE WIT FOR TT
>>565802772Club name?Is your danchou single?
>>565802754He already kicked 3 leeches the second he took the throne...
>>565802692taishin is...sexy?
>>565802772drop the club name im leaving mambo
>>565801782>mambros now have to do weekly dick inspectionsBWAHAHAHA
>>565802761you're welcome
I'll check back in a month and see if he came back
>>565802809man good thing this is porn of chiyo and not anyone else because chiyo has 0% sex appeal
>>565802809
well I uncapped my FPS for the mambocalypse for no reason but damn this game looks nice this way. Thanks dancho!
>>565802626When will your lies stop?
>>565801782>mambodancho has to do exactly nothing>already fucking it up
>Fukufags instantly kicked their danchou>the danchou that took them in and made the club >without any hesitation Maybe Fukufags really are evil. A whole lot than Doto.
>>565802809Doggy style with Chiyo
The Mejiros stay up for another week!
>>565802942Stop being a narc or I'm putting pickles on all your sandwiches
>>565803035Nobody wants a rodden body in the club house...
>>565803035Keb... you can just apply back
>>565803035i wanted to keep him around but... the new administration has more stringent rules...
>>565803035
I'm sad I didn't get to be danchou.I was going to rename the club and theme it around MY oshi and everyone was going to like that.What a shame.
>>565802809Chiyo's racewear is actually pretty damn slutty. Did we just block out seeing Chiyo in a sexual light because of the gay Chiyoposters?
oh shit my fan count in mambo dropped by 3 places
>>565803035thats itim glugging every water bottle from now on
>>565803035better than a husk of itself pretending to be alive
>>565801782>B+ club>40m/month
>>565803235Soon
wahey
>>565803217FUCK OFFChiyo is a lesbian, sexualizing her makes you a predator
Blessed day for Mambo.Thanks Fukubros for good omens.
>>565803342more like ghey
>>565803035I still am hoping that they'll get somehow get Totopo in their roster. This would be fucking kino and also a diss to Rare Bricked
>>565803342Made for oji-san cock
Farewell...
Karmic retribution will soon befall all Fukuposters.
>mambo is now the NethnostateGrim
>>565803501Oh the feels!
Medium CMs really did a number on this place, huh?
>>565803390>Chiyo is a lesbian
>>565803501Mamcho...
>>565803501Shiraoki-sama will remember this betrayal
but I was always a nice fukuposter!
Do you dailies ok I already sparked once and this is 2LB
>>565802358SHUT UP AELRED
>>565803507Based 7 wills it
Does the next scenario come with auto career? or is that too far away still
>>565803591Fact: Long CMs are the only kino CMs
Kaichou.... kaichou.... kaichou...... kaichou...One day.
>Neth new danchouIncredibly grim.
>>565803507>7SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLS ITExcept for this anon >>565803667
>>565803708nyo
7 and new Mamcho has to concede leadership to the lowest fan earner
>>565803591Shimaidon, best threesome
Lockon, Lockon, LockonLockon, Lockon, Lockon
mambo will disband by the end of the week
>>565803169if Aelred and Keb both begged to be let back in, would Neth let them?I'm thinking nyoooo...... >inb4 they both quitit's just a funpost
Fukufags will spark thrice on their next 7 bannersFukufags will lose their next 7 CMsEvil will not go unpunished
>>565803472unalive yourself
7 and Danchou invites Totopo
>>565803591take me back to milekino
>>565803741I'm at 71 days to get Kaichouwe're GONNA MAKE IT ANON
>>565803035exDanchou was cursed so he needed to get expelled
You guys are really bored, huh?
>>565803035My danchou is a Fukufag and he doesn't seem to be evil tho...
>>565804076This marks the new MAMBO
>>565803884Zoomer gibberish is hot
>>565803035parading his corpse would be more evil THO
orenji
ohhhh husbandt...you raised the fan goal to 10m/week...now we are homeress
>>565797528clublist anon here, your club and banner will be added sooni'd just rather update everything at once so I'm waiting a few days for ranks to settlebest of luck with the new club and opencm strategy
>>565803914La creature
With the former danchou being kicked. This unfortunately marks the end of their club dramas that kept on giving. All the way to sovlless for them going forward.
>>565804110Yeah, but I don't see why anybody outside the club would care unless they have no hobbies besides posting here
i do not care for the annoying orange schizo
>>565804117Helios would never fuck an unc
>>565803884she definitely pleases old men for money
>>565804293>unless they have no hobbies besides posting hereI mean, I play umamusume occasionally...
>>565804267what club will we shitpost about then? Bricked? Daccheats? Uma&cucks?
>>565804310If only people didn't feed the Shiraoki delusion
it's not that I don't wanna do extra runs danchou but MANT takes too long and if I get one bad run I lose interest in playing until the next reset
>two new 3 stars in a rowNO STOP IT, CYGAMESSTOP DRAINING MY LUCK FOR FUTURE BANNERS
>>565804425fatqueen..........
>>565804375Uma&Co but it'll be boring it ultimately only revolves around one guy and his obsessed schizo
>>565804329I'm sure that's what she tells you
>>565803952>Taikislop
>>565804293My other hobbies include ERP and posting images of Sakura Chiyono O
>Tenno Sho Spring>no Marvelous
>>565804501Still would.....
Let's be real, Mambo lost its soul the moment *elred left
>>565804602watch your tongue
>>565804602>Taikislopkino
Is all this an elaborate plot to merge Mambo and HonseFun???
>>565801782
>>565804293But you don't even play uma
So can I now have the promised Mambo spot that was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>565804760zamnI wish Americans were real...
>>565804815Yes, post your ID and consent to a background check
>>565804826
>>565804550Hey, there's at the very least the whole 2 of us schizos here. Fuck that avatarfagging tranny.
>>565804721i think you mean when Ra left
>>565804815Yes but I'm gonna need your ID, list of socials, and a reference letter from your last three danchous.
>>565804814whatever you say
>>565804826me too
>>565804868What does this so-called "background check" entail
>>565803342Sex with helios posters.
>>565804815New dancho said that all new recruits must also post hand. If you're brown you're out
>>565804997I enter your ID on chrono and check out the last 3 months of fan activity. Thats all
>already 2nd place in satsuki sho without clocksfuck this shit run
>>565804882>that pasakekalso far left, grassu, and far right can get it
>>565804868On one hand I want to claim the promised spot but on the other hand I don't want to leave the club that accepted me. IF ONLY YOU INVITED ME BACK THEEEEN
>>565805029sorry bwo I'm taken
>>565804267Demonic winning ticket has been appeased... But at what cost?
>>565805080>he still checks ids on doxxgenesisGet with the times, unc
>>565805351what's the good website then
>>565805340ticket poster never wanted a quota, just total flatliner death
>>565805436something like https://uma.moe/profile/774808253297
>>565805284You told me more or less the same thing last time. Stop being so tsundere and stick with your current club bros>>565805351I am old school like that yeah. Also what else is there?
>>565805351Don't worry our first resource is the fuku whispernet
>>565805479>no uma as a mascotdogshit
>>565804815we need to see hole first, new rules
>4 clubs currently recruiting>not one person joined
>>565805486Okay I will but I'll still hold that promised spot
>>565805821Yes, yes you may get your promised spot in the future.
>>565794476
Not looking good Mambros
>>565806014It's looking rather Orange
>promisedspotposter is going to actually get his spotSo this is the power of an active dancho...
>>565804802Could be. Might have been planned at least a month out in advancet.knower
>>565804802Honsefun actually was my backup plan in case the new dancho sucked how did you know
>>565806095ALL HAIL DANCHOU
>>565805285I'm stealing you.
>>565806228Same
>>565806234UMAS RISE AGAIN
>lose all clocks on NHK with 450 speed 350 powerI'm gonna fuck your brains out Dober
>>565806267in your DREAMS
>>565805486>Also what else is there?uma.moewhat are the new rules for Mambo? Is there a 40M/month quota or was that just you shitposting?
>>565806298ugh...MANT
>>565806439Nothing changed of course. It was a joke, same rules as before. Pne succesfull career every 3 days.
>570 stamina Ayabe jobbed 5 times in a row to a 300 stamina Rob Roy just because she has a white recoveryI hate this game's dogshit balancing so much
>>565806439We discussed in the club chat and agreed that 10m/week is basically still not playing the game and settled on 20m/week.
>>565806228>Betrayer was a member of HonseFun>other mambro was looking to join HonseFun and betray Mambowhat the FUCK is wrong with this club to attract such treachery?
>>565806439dancho asked us to post a picture on a scale and the obese people are out
>>565806570teio bros.....
>>565806541nta looking for a spot, but I wish you guys the best, I've always thought rather fondly of Mambo. good luck with your reign of terror, danchou
>>565806561everyone wants the juicy mambooty
uh oh
>>565806740Thanks, you too.
>>565806523kek
>>565806298did you have any skills or was it just the game saying, "lol no fuck u" again?
>waste all clocks just to win kikka sho>12th in Mile Championship...yeah I'm not doing thisI'll give it another go at next reset
>>565806882I got umastan from inspo
reject Longslop schedulereturn to Mare route
NIGGA
https://youtu.be/EJlOmVPBblI?si=-TVYjUftEOK0ns7Z a little pick me up in these tiring times
>>565801782The revolution eats its children
>>565807074you need a consistent late-race accel or velocity skill, like Barcarole or Pulse etc. Relying on being almost entirely skill-less for a late-surger is asking the game to fuck you over.
>>565807162when you're brocked, you're brocked
>>565807259I'll pulse my cock into your ass and fuck you over bitch
>>565807162Ichiban my ass
>>565804882FAT
YOUR FAT FUCKING AMERICAN MILKERS IS MINEI WILL RAPE TAIKI
I notice that my umas are getting blocked A LOT more often lately
>>565807316sex with finemo posters >>565807210sex with rice posters
>>565807346rude. You are hereby cursed to fail the next 3 Long Crown races.
>>565807259B-But they're not on discounts and I want to save SP for muh possible white sparks ...
>>565806990but reset is 23 hours from now
a lot of rape going on in this thread
>>565807659The moment Mambo peaked
>>565807572I was just roleplaying
>>565807418how does one even "rape" Taiki?
>>565806561Ugh.....Idk we just hang out, post shoes and complain about CM
Who's gonna be the new Mambo now
>>565807784The moment mambo fell
>>565807418I think you misunderstand the power imbalance here
>>565800578>That deus ex quoteHold on though, was there literally a Mambojestic 12 conspiracy in the thread to mislead people into thinking it happened at reset instead to ensure a peaceful transition of power?
THE ORANGE CABAL IS REAL AND NOBODY BELIEVED ME!
Someone with Mambo as their uma should've been the new danchou...
No one cares about your club drama. Piss off
>>565805906Noice. I'm fond of my danchou but imma hold it for memory's sake. Cheering for you new danchou and you guys since Mambo was my first /uma/ club choice after all.
I careI asked
>>565808074idk who pushed it but I let that slide so that filthy botters wouldnt cheat their way in
Whole lot of ra-*whack*grrrrrr.....
>>565808114Club drama is half of what holds this general up
>>565808214Ra...
Remember the good times with danchud bwos, not the bad...
>>565808205>filthy botters Who?
>>565808254Not true, there's also CM gaslighting and gay ERP.
>>565808074I never pointed out that the in game rules do not mention the reset at all I was hoping to snipe it myself since I knew he was last active before the rest, but I had to work longer today and couldnt make it
>>565808351Everyone installed hachimi to avoid getting pace down so they'd be more likely to be in front for the pace promotion
>>565808351mind your own business
>>565808376where's the ERP
>>565808114I asked I careI want to stay informed
>>565801251Can I get an invite 566508065018
>>565808074>to ensure a peaceful transition of power?This was pretty close to not happening by the way. Spook was camping the 14 day mark and unironically wanted to instate a quota.
>>565807418Does anyone have that picture of Taiki hunting down her trainer?
>>565808403I think most of us realized that, the other orange just beat us to it
>>565805479I don't like how umamoe uses the uma you're whoring out as your pfp.
>>565807529I know that feel. But I like winning more, so I almost always buy a unique before I start racing Junior year, and buy a choice few velocity skills too. Slightly lowers my highroll (-30-50sp), but I don't have infinite clocks, goddamnit
>>565808114this is what happens when w*men invade your hobby
>>565802843always was
Surely this run will go swimmingly?
>>565808583Wtf... The Nethnostate saved us actually?
>New Mambo danchou is a schizo that thinks people in his own club are bottingGrim
>10+ failed parent runs
>>565808351stop asking questions goy
>>565808701uncapped speed
>>565808604The club would have been in good hands anyway, I would like to think. All is wellmaybe the shitposting goes down now as well
fuck this,Can anyone explain this mambo drama?
>>565808748First day?
>>565808604I wonder if he's the same anon I spotted on /vm/a talking about giving exDanchou a humiliation ritual
>>565808785Yeah we all want the same thing
>>565808205I'm the one who kept mentioning the daily reset rule. Why?Figure that out yourself.
>>565808814imagine umadrama sloptubers
>>565808720All Fukuposters are somewhat schizo, myself included.
>>565808814old danchou became inactive, 14 days passed and the role was handed to the first person that logged in after that time frame
>>565808938STOP POSTING THESE SMUG FINEMOS
>>565808748>doing parent runs before spark rerollsyou're asking for it
>>565808964Fukuposters are menace. To themselves included.
>>565809023and only mambros who knew roughly what time danchou had logged in (since that's not mentioned on the doxxing sites) would have an advantage. Maybe one of them was the Currenposter who kept mentioning it would occur after daily resetMaybe not, we'll never know
>>565808701Impressive, very nice, HOWEVER>no uma stan>no groundwork>no ignited wit>no left handed>no spring runner>no DD/PP>suzuka in the gene pool at allLets hope you are not making a pacer here.
My club has never had drama of any sortThanks danchou.
Finally...
>>565808106i don't want responsibilities, thanks
>>565809373You didn't win.
what did she mean by this
>>565808590If dogs could fuck the humans they love, they'd totally doIf horses could fuck the humans they love, they'd totally do it tooTaiki is both a dog and a horse
>>565809240>>565809023CURREN POSTERS OWE ME A HANDY
>>565809479sleepshe wants to sleep
I can't bring myself to finish a career anymore now that Danchou is dead
>>565809447His 5* Goldshi says otherwise.
>>565809279Mine is probably the comfiest A+ in all of /uma/ we complain about terrible RNG, danchou says "owarida" at least 5 times a week or threatens to end the club, and one anon posts about uma shoesit's a grand time
>>565809479Mating press.
>>565809557No they won't What the fuck are you yapping about
I dont even know what the fuck is happening in my club, as long as we keep the same rank is all good to me
>>565809640ok Umadash
Name an /uma/gger more reddit than me.
>>565809751now dox them all
taiki isn't a rapist
I'll bake if no one else wants tofirst image that's not ugly can be the OP
I never had a chance to apologize to himnow he's gone forever...cherish your danchous, anons, while you still can
>>565810142
>>565810191me on the left
I just came a little right now.
>>565810478buhibro...
>>565810478OINK OINK OOOOOOOINK
>>565810478
