Previous: >>565792539>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Gold City feet in my mouth
DDDDDDAAAAAAANNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHHOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
remember to fill your trainee's sexual urge
get fucked flatlining NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEVEN DANCHOUS CAN'T ESCAPE
orange victory
Digitan LOVE
at least danchou can't suffer anymore...
wahey
This is now a doto threadMambo is dead
>>565810435I hope he just got bored of the game and nothing bad happened to him. I liked the guy, despite his lackluster danchou work
>teehee I'm such a front runner main>runs late surger the moment front is at a slight disadvantage.
TamaLove, formerly AlmondLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The club's only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AlmondLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.#clublist
I understang shooting the ex dancho behind the shed, but was the sex really necessary?
This new danchou will be the start of the mambo downfall, he's already made some worrying statements, drama will ensue
worst start to a thread i've ever seen
>>565810142Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>565810142Somehow encoded a broken link. Fuck.https://files.catbox.moe/rio2yu.mp4
>>565810628I don't care about the new Danchou at all. Mambo is dead to me
>>565810607I have needs that must be met.
How many more will fall before the end of MANT?
>>565810628>drama will ensueno, the drama is pretty much over. Neth will purge flatliners and recruit non-leeches, and that will be consistent and boring. This was the final chapter of Mambodrama, enjoy it because.........owarida
>>565810581Banner#clublist
>34 races>ZERO master cleats in the shopalright
uuuuuuuuhh how much stamina for Taurus
>>565810607rape is the bare minimum
>>565810852800+ gold1k no gold
>>5658108521600 stam/guts, less if you have a gold recovery.
sex with sexshi in her sexo outfit on the sex field SEXXXX SEXXXXX Mcqueen has to watch btw
i brought creek and ended up at 950 stam + gold
>>565810968>makeup on a pig
guyswhat's a Danchou?
>>565810804The first post he made (provided it was him) literally said he took the spot to deny it from botters, implying he thinks there's botters in his own clubDrama is far from over
>>565811102someone you have casual sex with
Here's hoping I get a steam controller in 20 minutes
>>565811085that's what you need
Mambo is now recrutingchill comfy club, 1 career every 3 days minimum, 10M/week quotareply with id
danchou are you okaydanchou are you okayare you okay, danchou?
>>565810142>Battle Catsbased
I want to put red shift into summer maru, if that is possible. Should I bother with it or just run s. Maru with V. Bobo and Seiun as it comes with free recovery?
sex with hags
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>>565811182>quotaoi oi oi teme
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>565811102a lazy piece of shit
>>565811373
>>565811102a huge colossal FAGGOT
>>565811270>mambo better kill cms>feel danchou love>uma club die
>>565811137>>565811423im more confused
The Dream Journey.
Mambo has three open spots, one of which could be filled by YOU. Quotas are for queers, one career every 3 days minimum. Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>565811615evil uma
>>565811494
Are fronts cooked on the derby?Even when my Maru gets rod she gets eaten alive by ends/latesOr is it a lack of speed greens
>>565811182Hey now, there is no quota!
Curious how Fukuposters have been exiled from over 109 clubs
>>565811754Followers of Shiraoki-sama have been subject to pogroms for the last 6000 years.
Golshi Mode can't be that hard, right?
>>565811373>daachi dancho recruitment>Ardan tranny-pov
Do I roll for CB or not?
>>565811708I don't believe you, sounds like a falseflag. Post a lobby recording for proof
>>565811912As long as you run goldship, it's easy
>>565811912The mode nukes fronts and paces fullstop.
>>565811708500 Guts is pretty low
>>565811704Bourbon, disable Dober mode
>>565811373how did you get that photo from my camera
>>565811912>front-1 guess-30 TPRIP
>>565811912>using a front/pace in ultra golshi mode
>>565811967Yes if you use End Closers
>>565811704
https://youtu.be/KwVhrDsaUSQ
do you guys do the same non-G1 races every career run in MANT, or pick and choose depending if it's Rival race or not?
>>565811692>stop liking evil umas!No.
>>565811967she's a must if you're going to build ends and only needs lb1 to fully function
>>565811986I'm just vsing my own ends and lates, and they're bad>>565812219she gets a bit more from the green but I didn't get many scrolls on the run
How are we over a year into the game and I've only raced here like 50 times
>>565811708Positioning is the key for us fronties. You badly want Dodging danger/prudent positioning and/or ignited wit. That said 800 stam+ gold skill is so so as everyone will want to take your first position. Also Suzuka card sucks ass.Btw medium corners is VERY important.
>>565812514>>565812418Why is she a must at 1LB? Can't I just get spurt from inherits or races? I have Taishin with 3* spurts you know
>45 million yen to stud maruzenskyWould
>>565812618>Also Suzuka card sucks assI'm F2P so I don't have many cards to choose frompossibility of left handed + the gold recovery sounded good to me
>>565812568these are all the races that happen there
>>565812787lmao
>>565810820Graphic design is my passion
>>565812568bwo they have radiation there or some shit
>>565812621>Why is she a must at 1LB?basically because wit bonus>Can't I just get spurt from inherits or races?is more about getting Daring Strike, spurt still is a good hint discount to get from the card
>>565810968many are saying this
>>565812621>SP bonus>Daring Strike >Usable at LB1>Great hints with SS
Casual club danchou here for a PSA because our club is facing a flatlining epidemic already at the start of the month, and I wanted to give our lurking members a pep talk.MIA during golshi gibs? Are you insane?Not doing your dailies? You're missing out 75 carats every day that can ball up into pulling for cute umas!>but uh I don't have time to do dailies...>umm mant fatigue doeDo it in URA. Do it in Unity. Read your favorite uma's career for old time's sake.>every minute of my life is precious thoughThen let me know in chat, if you're taking a break, going on vacation, going through shit. I did.While you're there, drop shoes too.If you don't take action in any form and you're still flat by the end of the week, I may kick you.
>>565810581Does the new danchou also have an only fans?
>>565812943uh oh danmelty
>>565812012>>565812024>>565812284>>565812334We're gonna make it!
pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u seethed even harderwen ur brick for sur alway rember kill air shakur
>>565810968her game.
I really want to have sex with Transcend
>>565813050Abandon your careerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04xOsNW7zTA
>>565812943fuck you dancho
>>565812459For ace runs I favor rival races more, but I do try to stay on the scheduled race for more affinity down the line in case I get good sparksFor parents I stay on schedule no matter what
>>565812943just kick them yapper
>>565813120My bro...
>>565813050Believe in end closer Daiwa
>>565811708witGOD said it is nearly impossible for fronts to win the dahby
>>565812943Just flatline yourself
>>565810968Their game?
DO YOUR DAILY 50 CARAT PULL
>>565813154Marvelous Sunday would be smooth down there
>>565813308I already did and got Ryan...
>>565812943I'm flatline and you're not doing SHIT. Danchou? More like danfaggot. I'm gonna rape you and have you flatline as well you piece of shit.
where is my mr cb free pulls
>>565812943>posts 3rd rate uma >in a 3rd rate clubEvery time
>>565813115please tell me there's lewds of this
Is this uma good
>>565813217nobody asked you
>>565813506looks like illusion slop so you can probably find a card for her somewhere
Rare Brick (835612678) has two spots for anons who need a comfy A+ club>25mil monthly>don't flatline and disappear >medium shoes >stickers in chatReply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/
>>565813217thanks, do you use a race scheduler? if so which one is the best one?
>>565813308noppers I'm only pulling on banners I plan to spark
I quit. I cannot endure the mountain of lesbian propaganda this game peddles anymore. When I started I thought this game was wholesome and promoting healthy and normal lifestyle, but with the ballroom and mant events Cygames has shown their true colors. The special connection between the trainer and the trainee is being replaced with the trainee lusting over their rivals. Everything feels hollow and meaningless now.
he's talking to himself again...
>>565813692Just let him, no reason to give him any further attention
>>565813596I look like this
>>565813596Not going to include "Uma&Co members are blacklisted"?
I wish my big sister was like Neicha...
>>565813760Why would I?
>>565812943>all other vacant /uma/ clubs are struggling to gain membersKick them, if you dare
MANT run is so fucked now. Too many shit skills in rival race's pool.Earlier it's easier to get the generic straights/corners or style's heals.
>>565813745Prove it, post yourself to the mambo discord
>>565813596I have sex with someone who looks like this
>>565813891>Neecha-neesanI didn't know how much I need this in my life.
>>565813961proof?
>Get demoted, as expected>"Free gift with every win" at the top option>Naturally do it with a mood booster>Sweep it with 5 wins and get pic relatedThis game I swear... coulda saved me
Nooo...
>>565813596I stalk someone who looks like this
Pay attention to the big sister character on rate-up right now.
>>565814094>doing Golshi mode in URA
do we ever get a scenario as bad as MANT again? or are we back to playing a fun videogame once this is all over
>>565813891>big sis nice nature desuI want this I want this I want this I want this I want this I want this
very curious shitposting starts when NTR poster shows up
hmmmshan't pull for CB
>>565813608I use some of the ones here https://game8.jp/umamusume/450869Adapted for my own useI like to race 4 times at the end of each year to abuse the new year protection, for example I skip the Artemis Stake to do the Daily Hai which is not only better because it is a G2 so that is more stats, sp and better shop items earlier.
Just noticed the oven lasagna I was keeping in the fridge expired a week ago... well, it's probably still fine even if it wasn't frozen.
>>565813931Oh, I will. Keep on flatlining, it won't make a difference anyways
Wow, that’s almost one entire clock.
>>565812945No, but all members get 50% off the former danchou's content.
>>565814341Retarded advice
>>565814358Trust Shiraoki-sama
>>565814480
>>565814480見える
Should I try to upgrade this fully with the rerun or is it not worth it?
>>565814341G2s are actually identical to G3s, thoughever, except they have more fans which is relevant if you’re using TopRo SSR
>>565814614You should have your rainbow crystals.
>>565814480Suddenly I want to fuck gold ship
>>565814358You just post it for (You)s you attentionwhore imposter >>565809175
Happy start of the week.
>>565813331neciha is the type to say this, but still end up greeting you in your bedroom with her legs spread as wide as possible
>>565814480source onegai
>>565814480Piggu with makeup still a piggu>>565814341Thanks Topro anon always very helpful
>>565814480still wouldn't
>>565812782Yeah, its not good. Even sweepy sr is better. Also you can try kawakami or falco.
>>565814665Isn't it better to save those up? They don't expire, do they?
blud is still replying to himself
>>565814614Might be worth a single spark if you can spare itCheck your pull plan to know for sure
>>565814341lmao you fucking retard, stats on g2 and g3 are the same besides spcan you stop giving advice?
if anons are still trying for golshi hard mode, this is what i used, tama can skip classic year and only do G3s and G2s, the risk is that you may not get one or both skill up events, you need speed and power asap, not even joking, riko is there for stamina, the last card, in this case marvelous you can change it for a better SSR like mr cb or a power card, buy skills, especially recoveryfor gold ship it should be the same but you're going for 8 G1s, and 3 on classic year, that's where runs die 90% of the time, the other 5% is in junior and the final 5% is in ura finale because yea that's funremember the reward is just a title so if you can't get it don't lose your head over it
>>565812943>Casual club>you're still flat by the end of the week, I may kick youKill yourself you lying sack of shit.
I'm not horny, but I want my future trainee to whisper in my ear to continue playing the game so I can pull for her when her banner drops
>>565814480I need those feet in my face
MEJIRO BRIGHT YOU SLOW BITCH appear on my home screen NOW i only need 1 MORE OF YOUR CONVERSATION TO COMPLETE THE WHOLE ARCHIVE
>>565814820Rainbow crystals are extremely valuable, yeah, don’t bother using it on a short term card if there’s a banner for the card coming up
>>565814726wow rude much
Golshi [Wedding] when?
>>565815112>he doesn't know
>>565814341Actually G2 and G3 gives the same exact stats and SP, and it's always better to do G3 as the enemies there are weaker, unless you're doing epithets of said G2s.Also, it's better using English schedulers than that site.
I HATE SHIRAOKI WHAT IS THIS SHIT WHY NOW
>>565815112
he's literally samefagging all thread
>>565814871oh shit, is that why the race schedulers always give so many G3 instead of G2 races?
>>565815210Yeppers
>Suddenly NTR discord raid
>>565815341No, usually it’s for epithet reasons. They are identical in every way except for fan gain.
>>565815210That's like 2 rounds worth of climax with golden cleats to power
>>565815341yeah you should only look which one has a rival g2 g3 doesn't matter
>suddenly samefagging anti-jp discord schizo raideverysingletimeexcept last night when he didnt appear ONCE really weird that
>>565815437just called the Yakuza
>>565815437
>>565815437who is this mejiro
>>565814871>the same besides sp>>565815496>They are identical in every way except for fan gain.
>>565815437bless you anonmay your dreams of uma sex be many
>>565814780samefagging is so sad
>>565815437Gold Ship without her hat looks so differentThe fuck
>>565812943>play MANT>get raped by shitty RNG>play golshit mode>get raped by late start + debuffGee I wonder why anons are flatlining...
weird how the anti-jp schizo rambling starts around these times, not peak EU hours or something
>bricked recruiting: nobody's joining>almondlove recruiting: nobody's joining>umadash recruiting: nobody's joining>mambo recruiting: nobody's joining
>>565814662>>565815193Eeehh? I was sure they give more sp at least, but I haven't cross checked with the jp version of MANT. If that is the case then my mistake and I apologize, I can learn from my errors.
>>565815625Same stats and SP.
>free pullThis would feel so good if cards didn't need 4 other copies to complete, give me an ines fujin instead
Man I missed it
>>565815728>not peak EU hours or somethingthis is literally peak EU hours right now THOUGH
>>565815738one correction, UMADash is no longer recruiting, we are full.
>schizos on top of /v/rannies raiding us with wojak imageryfitting for fellow schizos, to say the least
>>565815746Based and yeah, they’re the same
>>565814614Fuku is MANT designated card, therefore, isn't worth spending, specially that we're already halfway through the entirety of MANT.It is better to save up for the next human rights than to pull any more cards for MANT with the exception of Fine Motion and Super Creek.>>565815137What he said except don't use it at all except for human rights cards.>>565815746The only different points they give are the points you get for career goal.
>>565815721Anon can't read award
Any club latino?
>>565815137assuming 100% completion of all events etc how many crystals can we build a year? 2? 3?
I think you should eat your vegetables.
Eloping with my trainee...
>>565815982Once every 4 (?) months on our schedule, I think
>>565816036YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYADA
what a shit thread
Is it just me or are they multiplying
You don't need to attach an image of Topro to your post everytime you know
>>565815974HonseFun was latinxposting all weekend to recruit
>>565816138her mouth isn't open wide enough for me
>>565815974HonseFun gets drunk on cervezas at the b-weekly carne asada. not necesarily latino but they're valid in spirit
>>565816152trolls gotta troll, and 4chan rules don't apply when janitors are too stupid to enforce them (which is always)
>>565816201it is for me bwo...
>>565816151the ntr schizos? yesthe anti schizos? yesthe schizos? yesits /vg/, the containment board for video game related schizos
The gay Chiyoposters better not show up in this thread or I'll rape them.
>>565815974we are legion
It's midnight in Indonesia btdubs
i wish only the worst for gold clan posters
I don't give a fuck about avatarfags or whateverI just want to get good Maru parent and for danchou to kick flatliners
people always talk about the chiyo CHAD but never about the annoying avatarfagging creek LOSER!>>565816345can you type that in english, you stupid WHORE?
>>565816152We can attach any SFW umamusume related images, no? I just feel like posting TopRo all of a sudden.
>>565815974a latino club would be too powerful and/or too shitposty
>>565815974HOLA NEGRO
>>565814290Grand live is whale + busted parent territory You want 18 speed or 18 stamina parents
>>565816345topro fag got home from his shift at jolibeesdo you think he got yelled at again
um personally I think dacchis shouldn't be forced to do runs under the threat of getting kicked unless they're in an A+ or S club with quotaslike the whole appeal of a comfy casual club is so we can, you know, play comfy-ly
>>565816531>You want 18 speed or 18 stamina parentsBBBBBBBBBBBASED
>>565816152What does the Nishino image have anything to do with your post?
>>565816428It does kinda neutralize the normal Top Road poster's trollish rulebreaking, if a bunch of other people also post her. You can't use her as an avatar if she doesn't at least somewhat clearly identify your posts anymore.
>>565816531speed parents?what for
>>565816479>>565816508>tfw know many languages including Spanish but don't understand the humorso this is what they mean when they say you're not really fluent unless you live ther huh
>>565816563>Join comfy club>The vast majority (75%+) does a decent job at farn farming>The last few percent flatline hard and do barely anything on a daily basisI say kick them, they're needlessly hurting the others for no reason. If 50% of the club does stuff, the other half does nothing, go and get a better club.
>>565816563>I think we should be able to flatline as much as we want and still reap the benefits of an A-rank clubgas yourself, flatlining nigger
>>565816479>Bad Dragon de 5 velocidades
>>565816674Cap increase and you will have hard time reaching it.
>>565815974we're kinda spread outI know at least like 7 of the A+/S clubs that have 1 or 3 latinx
>>565816674think it increases stat cap
>>565816563>leeches should keep leeching until the club collapsesOk buddy
>>565816628>>/int/
>>565816531i have stamina parents but i'm unfortunately a speedlet
>>565816661And it also takes away the grounds on which the antis have to complain. It’s honestly a perfect solution.
>>565816701not that complicated
Taiki wanted a hug and I said no but she hugged me anyways. This is rape
>>565816531f2p with a good pull plan should be able to keep up
>>565816508Hola
TALKING ABOUT FLATLINING FAGGOTSthis is the main reason why we lost our A rank this month, and because our dancho left last month and the new one isn't doing much either, beside filling up the slot we had open.
What's up with the miserable life projection going on? What's up with that? If your life is so miserable you should look at fixing it instead of getting mad about people posting Topro in a mongolian basket weaving forum
uh oh danchud melty
>>565814316You forgot high wit bonus, sp bonus, and spurt>>565815773I've seen 4 people in my small circle get this already
>>565815974I'm italian, do I count
>>565816701umamusumelatinx humour mostly comes from the same 2-3 facebook groups pretty derby
>>565816970nobody likes you and you should be kicked btw
>>565816701Half the time the joke is sex
We Are NTRWe carry the flame
narita top road looks like she enjoys anal sex
>>565816963KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
>>565813050>>565814094This time will be different!The triple tiara may be off the table, but I'm determined to reach the good ending with pace Scarlet.
>>565816970I like you and you shouldn't be kicked
>>565816628How many Nishino posts do you see compared to Topro?
>>565816963I know that can harsh but just leave, bwoThere are some couple nice A or above clubs still recruiting and you clearly are not happy there I wouldn't either
>>565816970I wouldn't say any of this. I think you should ignore them and be comfy.
>>565815974Stop posting latinx memes.
>>565816970I am neutral about you
Trying hard is hard, so I try hard to try hard.
>>565817169>>565816963send them to me, I need some flatliners to build my club
>>565817197I admire your dedication
>>565816701the humor is either obscure references to whatever the artist was thinking at the moment, redraws of other media, or sex
This thread is assI'm going to sleep
>>565816739Which one has the largest Latino population?
>>565817067Are you a cringe northerner or based southerner?
>>565817270I would be happy if people care enough to stay in the "playstyle: A or above" guideline
>>565816970you're the best poster in this thread
>>565817162No, I'm NTR poster!
>>565817169hey I post stickers almost every day
>>565817375cringe northerner
I give handjobs to ntr poster every night
>>565817279"I"? so you do admit you're using Narita Top Road as an identity in the thread and your avatar?
Anyone know when Brian appears in the daily legend races?
>>565817420Me on the right
>>565815974Si señor
>>565817420The Chiyoposters already did this joke
>>565817578I didn't see that so it doesn't count.
>>565817549Read the OP, press the link to the timeline, search for Brian.
>>565817478oh no no. At least tell me you are from a cool place like Genoa or Piedmont
>>565817623sex with kitaposters
>>565817373I know for a fact my club has at least four. I am one of them
>>565817578imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
>>565817662>press the link to the timelineI tried pressing but it just highlighted the text? Searching for Brian just brought me back to my post???
Posting Topro activates the schizo like a Manchurian sleeper agent. I imagine he looks like the chud meme and whenever Topro is posted he chansforms into the onions gem alert jak and starts losing it.
>>565817838
>>565816835Better get on it then18 stamina is for longs of course, maybe mediums. 18 speed is more important
>>565817687nyo I'm from a nice but very irrelevant place that non-italians wouldn't knowUmamusume pretty derby!
>>565817838You already said this...
>>565817578Chiyoposters aren't oppressed yet
>>565817838Wow, that's really interesting. What other off-topic fantasies do you have? Your diary is just really cool to read
>>565817913Kek
NTRanon never assumes her as his avatarhe just posts herjust like how I do sometimes
Let’s do our daily runs, gamers! If we’re consistent, we’ll be on the Road to the Top of the rankings in no time!
>>565816946They already cry as is in mant despite having welfare like sunday, jordan, spe. Srs like flower, sweep, king, cafe. And should have at least 3 ssrs other than those like kita and a mant speed (or both) + fm, nn, or creek. Plus borrow slot.
>shits the thread>bad dog stop doing doing that>hehe you're a schizoWhat I hate of the Web 3.0 is that since all the new people from remote islands have just started using the internet this decade, they have no manners, everything has to be a shithole and nobody can't have nice things. And if you call them out they feel attacked, absolutely disgusting, and I'm not talking only about the NTR fag.
>>565818127>Road to the TopHe said the thing!
Hey.
>>565816963leave and join an A/A+ club that doesn't permit flatlining. Autis/uma/, HonseFun, UMADash, etc. have all been fucking recruiting. You have no one to blame but yourself for being frustrated in a B+ club due to flatlining niggers, when the answer is to join a club that requires 25-30M/month. Learn your lesson, please.
>>565818261Can I get a smooch?
>>565817943Sudtyrol?
>>565818112Just like everyone else here posting umas reaction imagesOguri, Finemo, Jordan, Nature, Chiyo, Ardan posting, to name a few, all good. NTR? He goes insaneYou can't convince a schizo full of estrogen that he is being delusional
How did you guys learn what cards to take? I still don't understand all the stats, like an accel skill giving 0.4Is that good?
>>565816701that might be because they're not funny
>>565818293>Autis/uma/, HonseFun, UMADash, etc. have all been fucking recruiting. Why did you leave out Mambo...
chiyoposting and ntrposting should be bannable
>>565818284New bombs on the tl
>>565818402you are literally using her as an identity in the thread
>>5658184040.4 is higher than 0.25but 0.4 that lasts 1 second is weaker than 0.25 that lasts 5 seconds.
We should only be allowed to post these specific laisu gifs
>>565817732>my club has at least fourNombre del club?
>>565818404just B urself
>>565818261Web 3 is a meme
>>565818261okay finemotranny you can stop avatarfagging tooyou're no better in any way
>>565818648ntrfag melty
>>565818554Ya but what does 0.4 mean? Like is it a multiplayer to whatever your at now? I'm just trying to get what the numbers are in relation to each other
IM BROWN IM A NEWFAG IM A GAY FAGGOT IM A SCHIZO IM A AVATARFAG IM ESLAND THATS OKAY
>>565817791Narita Brian Legends Races have already concluded as of first week of April. You're out 75 Brian Star Pieces, sad to say. for future reference, to check Legends Race:>go to uma.moe>disable every option except legends races>scroll
Join Dacchis.
>>565817827Ardan wouldn't do this
Remember that Uma&Co co-signs thread shitting behavior.
Who the fuck is rolling for Palmer here? Where's the propaganda?
I don't like Rice Shower...
>>564318249An update for youRock 'n Dash is retiring after his 8YO season and will not stand stud. in 51 starts he won 15 times including 3 G1s, 7 G2s and 4 G3s, his final placement stat is 15-12-4-20
Reminder that /uma/ is a NTR general
>>565818903Everyone is probably waiting for the gyaru banner
>>565818721Teio kind of has that poorfag brown anime skin color
>>565818510They're barely holding in.
Join Autis/uma/
>>565819048NO!
>>565818510AWOOGA
I don't like how NTRposter makes the thread shit itselfI think the Chiyoposter is funnySimple as
I wish we would call her TopRo instead, much cuter.
>>565819028>and will not stand studremove the not, my mistake>>564318757An update for youSir Lancelot is retiring after his 7YO season and will now stand stud. in 37 starts he won 10 times including 6 G1s and 3 G2s, his final placement stat is 10-13-7-7
Join Mambo
Isn't it a bit early for all this
Any form of avatarposting on 4chan deserves throat slitting, keep that in your dicksword
AAAAHA ZUKASHIII
>>565817936I'm not going to believe anything about that to be anything except a gaslight until definitive proof of the following is posted about stats from 1200+:>whether increased speed stats 1200+ scales the same as speed <1200>whether training speed 1200+ scales the same as training <1200Until answers with evidence more than >lol trust me bwois posted, it's just another lie for immediate dismissal.
>>565819101>sloppa and oocbegone, tracen does not need your kind
>>564319334An update for youBalmung is retiring after his 6YO season and will now stand stud. in 26 starts he won 6 times including 1 G1 and 4 G2s, his final placement stat is 6-6-3-11
>>565819291nobody is forcing you bwobut please consider how long it takes to get a 9*parent let alone a specific 9*parentup to you
teio and french teio
>>565819170NTR poster has been around for monthsthe one shitting the thread is the schizo that is against himit's bad practice because if it can happen to him it can happen to anyonewe simply unite to fight schizos and exile them from the community
>>565819048unironically
>>565818492forgot, my bad Mambrosalso that just bolsters my point. LISTEN HERE YOU! >>565816963 YES YOULEAVE YOUR FUCKING SHIT CLUB NOW AND GO TO MAMBO THEY HAVE AT LEAST 2 OR EVEN 3 SPOTS OPEN YOU DUMB COMPLAING SHITSTAINgod /umadacchi/ are fucking dumb.
>>565819425lol nice cope
>>564319886An update for youGinger Dynamo is retiring after his 5YO season and will now stand stud. in 26 starts he won 6 times including 4 G1s and 1 G2, his final placement stat is 6-11-2-7
>>565819425forgot the ntr pic award
>>565819424Who is more bratty? And why do I need both teasing me on bed
>>565819424rape both
>>565819457I don't want someone doxxing his members in my club
>>565819425honestly, everything would be solved if the NTRfag got a tripcode, it would be the same thing as what he's doing though he wouldn't be able to ban evade
wow
>>565819457I want curren posters to sexually insult me
what happened to the tahbo postersthey were extremely rapeable
>>565819170But is the schizo who is shitting up the place? NTRanon is an OGYou fucked up by helping a schizo harass a normal player and now you're complaining about it
>>565819413>spend 50-200 runs in MANT to get a 3* speed parent that may or not be worthwhile because any stat increase past 1200 has 1/4 effectivenessOR - and here's a thought - you could GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>565819642Gassed out after 5 minutes of mant
>>565818762any latinx in dacchis?
>>565819642hey
>>565819742perfect for rape
>>565819534wrong awardI didn't forget anythingI'd do the same for any poster. Pearlanon, chiyoposters, doberfoids, kitafriends, finemotrannies, the retired tachposters, maruCHADs, even teiobrosPeople should be allowed to post umas
All me btw
>>565819695stop samefagging
>>565819727once again, you're not forced to do it
>>565819695>who is shitting up the place?The one doing this is Cygames. If they had made a better game then people here would be talking about it.
>>565819567I did 'dox' Mambo yesterday, but I'm not in Mambo, I have my own club>>565819638I am a short ugly oji-san, you do NOT want me to sexually assault you.
>>565819502>>565819534Obsessed, looks like someone got beat by Daddy today
>>565819873TRVTH NUKEM
>>565819695Assuming you're not the NTR faggot, do you actually believe what your typing? Like for real, heart to heart no bullshit.
8 stam, 3 med, 2 mile, 2 turf
>>565819834Tama so cute
>>565819619Are we ever getting CMs on Niigata, Sapporo, Hakodate, Fukushima, or Kokura race courses? These skill hints seem worse than stat hints otherwise.
>>565819891I wasn't talking about you but thanks for admitting that
>>565819834tamalove dancho is poor and has a small penis
>>565819805they can post umas without being obnoxious faggots portraying themselves as 'THE NTR POSTER WHO HELPS EVERYONE!!!! THAT'S ME GUYS AND THIS IS MY AVATAR!!!' like he does.
>>565819606But why would he need a tripcode? He is not a thread celebrity or an avatarfagIt makes you seethe you can't filter him I guess so you will have to cope with sucking the schizo dick nonny
>>565819695>NTRanon is an OGan OG shitposter lmaoyou never see other posters doing their daily melty not even the Stego poster
>>565819805Holy based
>>565819863>"but please do waste all that time, it would make me smile"hmm...nyo.
>>565820017>He is not a thread celebrity or an avatarfaglol fucking please. He literally does everything in his might to be a thread celeb even doing the baking to look like a good guy
looks like he's posting from 2 devices
>>565820014That's all in your head tho? He never said any of that, he just talks about the game like the other 5 guys here who talk about the game, and no you're not one of them
>MANT is good for parent farmingRemember when /uma/ said this during Aoharu?
>>565820013That's not true, it's normal-sized
>>565820013Maybe your danchode needs an umafans.
>>565820202It is, right? I'm doing parent runs on mant
A mere 2 cm— The Derby winner’s pride, prevailing by a nose.
>retards either do not realize or do not care that attention is like oxygen to obnoxious -fagsif you idiots wouldn't talk about it, he would slow down or stop because he wasn't getting attention, and attention is like crack cocaine.
>>565820278Is this you?
>>565820231t.
>>565820187stop pretending faggot. you are oblivious on purpose
>>565819834Tama-chan....
>>565820308>the horse with the biggest nose winsthat's so gay
>>565820202I hit distance S much more frequently using MANT parents
alrightfun's over ladstime to ignore the schizo and his self repliesPost something cuteand or sleepy
>>565820202Everyone said MANT is shit (?)
the difference between ntrfag and chiyofag is that the latter doesn't have a melty trying to defend himself on multiple devices when someone calls him a faggot or annoying or whatever
>>565820202yes, and it was correct>easier to hit 600+ in speed/stam/power/wit even with shitty parent decks>lots more sp = more skills>shitton of races = much higher affinityby every metric MANT parents are better>inb4 waaaahh waaaahhhh 40 minutes runscrybaby.
>mambo actives regain control and kick all the lazies out>Other clubs actually trying to recruit the slackersWe live in a strange world.
>>565820187Here nigger >>565039116
>>565820560/uma/ is healing
>>565820361I don't think this is true in this case. Dude has an autistic "Special Interest"; posting Top Road images is itself like crack cocaine to him.
>>565820481
Is this chiyofag here in the room with us right now, anon?
>>565820558chiyofag is like a jester ntrfag tries really hard to build a thread celeb status as some saint who knows everything about the game (he doesn't)
>>565820684Can't wait for herthere's something that makes me immediately drawn to her
>>565820559I feel like 600 in all stats purely parent run is kind of bad, you get rewarded by the S+ or higher umas on whites so it's better to just make aces and inflate rank as much as possible with generic skills.
>>565820790>higher chance of 2 and 3 star blue spark is bad
>>565820361He wouldn't but he would increase both falseflagging and samefagging
>>565820746she cute * 2
>>565820746it's the puppet and the huge tits>>565820983>he gets less than 1100 on specific stats for an ace runhaving 800/900 in all stats because you were doing parent runs with odd cards is less bountiful than doing ace runs with 3 stats on 1200
>>565821020it's doubly tiresome to do so, and doubly damaging emotionally to be ignore stillhe'll get worn out eventually. You just have to be more steadfast than he is
>>565821029I bet she could fulfill my... deep dark fantasies...
>>565820790Source for the S+ claim? The torah says it's SS
>>565821127MANT parent runs you only run 1-2 cards max for skills. other 4 are your standard to get stats and rank up
weewoo time to not get medium S
Hags?
>>565821257I NEED maruzensky
>>565821191Ignore the retarded avatarfag who doesn't even play the game
you guys are so gross
>>565821136FISTING IS 300 BUCKS
>>565820560recruitment week is basically flatliners rotation
'member when /uma/ said MANT was f2p friendly
>>565821326sex with this cute dork
Wow, did you guys see that you can now borrow two support cards instead of one, and up to 10 paren- nevermind, that was a dream.
how easy is it to mutate pacers into lates or frontsI only play those styles but there are a few pacers I'm interested in playing withlike various versions of tachdantsu flame, gentildonna, almond eye, etc
>>565821497guts meta any second now...
anyone want to join rare brick.. my dacchis said for every day we're not 30/30, I have to post one cosplay pic..
>>565821725borrowing 2 cards would fix me
QRD on Copano Ricky? I need more dirt umas.
>>565821257
>>565821497it's pretty f2p friendlyit's just fucking tiring
>>565821793Show your balls in it
>>565820790Okay but what does the chiyo image have anything to do with your post?>>565820983What does the MTG image have anything to do with what you said?
>>565821857front farming turned to 11you get as many green skills on her as you can because her ult scales on greens
>>565821857cute umaand not only uma
>>565821889
>>565819083Aren't you full?
>>565822053what the fug this is actual torture
Are there umas/supports worth pulling other than these?
>>565821191I blame /uma/ I believe I read the S+ here, then if it's SS then even more the reason to do all runs as ace runs.
Is NY Natie better than Cheerleader?
>>565821857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>565821857dirtgodhunts down boys ranging from 7 to 12 years old
>>565822159uma is just whoever endures the torture better to win the race
sweepy in 1 month
>>565822253What does the Jordan image have anything to do with your post? Can you stop avatarfagging?
>>565821857anal fuku
>>565822245camp taiki and dober are not worth pulling if you already have their OGs
>>565822245Summer Golshi
>>565822280She has [UMA ATTACK] on her potential so yeah.
>>565822286why the fuck does she have her own songI dig it though
>bored>out of curiosity read our sister thread>find this in an old one>>>/vm/2421767>>>/vm/2421810Can new mambodanchou explain why there are traitors and snakes in his club?
>>565822245wit bobo for fronts
>>565821256LOL died at Kikuka Sho I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game
>>565822053Is she too unusable as pace? Or do I HAVE to use her as front?
kek he's going melty replying everything to falseflag>>565822253Why would you just read and repeat shit said here instead of experiencing it and reach SS yourself
>>565822473I also go there and I didn't bring that up for a reason bwo
>>565822362Taiki was a release uma, pretty sure literally every one has her OG by now.
>>565822417I feel like Summer Golshi is a gaslight, yeah, she's TT meta so what. Borrow her 15-20 times each scenario until she spooks you, 30k carats saved.
>>565822473
>>565822561She's strongest as front is what I'm toldbut pace is probably usable. You get 1 free green on pace savvy
>>565822245Machan is always worth pulling
>>565822640h-haha
>>565822473MAMBO IS A TRAITOR CLUB
hello guys its me im the mayaschizo i have 100 maya reaction images and every post with maya was made by me
>>565822473>dober humiliation ritual racedober would be into this btw
>>565822473clublist needs a new section for /v/ma sleeper agents...
>>565822778can you post that one soundpost, you know the oneI don't have it
>>565822837She do have one in her career
>>565822473>There is a non-zero chance a danchou is compromised by /v/ma.ITS OVER RED SCARE NOW INTERROGATE ALL DANCHOUS
>>565822778i'm the real mayaschizo, don't pretend you're me
new mambodanchou hereyes I post on /vm/ and /v/ and have an alt in Autis/uma/I normally post with NTR and Stegojust waiting until the drama dries up before enforcing a quota btw
>>565822957>now I'm sitting at the MC chair next to the windowbwos what do I do
>>565822852i think the catbox link is fucked up... someone fix pls
>>565822957
It's been a month since MANT started. Everyone should know that SS gives better whites since you're printing SS umas in MANT.
Shiraoki-sama gives the worst humiliation races to their strongest horses.
>>565823024Scandalous.
>>565823165MANT broke me
>>565823069wait wtf it still works
>>565823107did he just drink hand sanitizer?
I can't trust my danchou anymore....
>>565822473>Mambros are disgusting /v/ touristsThey're not so cool anymore...
>>565823069it plays on my machine, thanks
I was looking for this for myself just now so here you go
>>565823049The right handed demon and firm menace...
mambros ovr repvtation....
>>565823024If you really wanted to shitpost you would have said you were from the pakacord and r/UmaMusume
>/uma/club is the only club that can't have a traitorHeh...
>>565823384I don't know what those are
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>565823396/uma/ club is a curated club with the best of the best
>>565823396that's because the danchou lets everyone relieve themselves of stress
>>565821134this, just>not doing anythingtakes zero effortbut if you're samefagging, avatarfagging, replying to yourself, etc. while being ignored, that's expenditure that exceeds investment and it becomes tiresome with no engagement.
>dancho made us all get on discord and sing "Ms. Nethtoria" together in voiceI don't remember our old dancho doing this ...
>>565822957wtf I'm on HonseFun now
Help I don't know what to borrow
>>565821497I'm strictly f2p and won my first-ever plat in MANT, so . .. . yeah I'll call it f2p-friendly.
>>565823714neicha
Don't tell anyone but I let some normie friend enter an /uma/ club that I'm not even in for the easy carats. I hope the 4chan lingo in chat isn't too rough for his poor eyes
>copano rickey mentionedHer being meta is only one thing but I do like lucky umas and feng shui. Spunky girls are cute too. I look forward to getting her
how the fuck is this not ss? she looks almost flawless for the derby
>>565823396/uma/ club is the light of the world
>>565823714Drop Biko for NTR for an actual usable gold skill
>been browsing on FF for a while>check the thread in Brave>missing video filenames
>>565822473look at who they've produced>Aelred, notorious flatlining NIGGER turned traitor>Keb, notorious flatlining NIGGER turned traitor>Neth, backstabbing NIGGER who whores himself out on /v/manot surprising now, is it?
>>565823069oh my damn this is like anti-Mayano propaganda, I have the horrible urge to rape her to death now. fuck you for posting this, I wanted to keep on liking Mayano
>>565823396where do you think the (((traitors))) come from?
>>565822473Forgot to edit the placeholder
>>565824154Bro please edit that to make it consistent. It's either all maintenance or all drama.
You WILL pull for Palmer.
>>565823237It's a bottle of Soju, it's a skit done by T1 where the guy has to swap in for Faker, his name is T1 Dumbo in the skit but he's some korean youtuber
>danchou logins>shitposting stopshmmmmm
>>565823942This is baseless conjecture, there is no proof current danchou made that post. The only thing it proves is that there are impostors among us.
>>565823165>since you're printing SS umas in MANT.y-yeah, only retards are getting SS umas as rare highrolles in MANT, even f2p with 2 mlb SSRs get 90% SS umas, h-haha..........
>>565824312is she for (me)?
>>565824271Yeah the maintenance was a placeholder when I copied the original text and forgot to edit it
Uma attak
>>565823719you simply got matched with other S umas at finals?
>>565821127>having 800/900 in all stats because you were doing parent runs with odd cards is less bountiful than doing ace runs with 3 stats on 1200who the fuck gives a shit about +1% three star rates across three stats that take more effort?Aim for 600, 1100 on the primary while spamming races and your whites and affinity will be better or more "bountiful" not to mention it'll make the runs easier because you aren't pretending an ace run is as good as a dedicated parent run that's going to be running dogshit cards that have gold skills you want which mean better chances to get uhh prudent positioning/head-on or whatever lates/ends want and has a gold skill.
>>565824392Neth here. I made that post.
>>565824426>cheerleader alt>festival date altwhat did cyjew mean by this?
>>565824312Pray tell, how will she catch my heart?
>>565824452YesThat is how matchmaking worksWhales fight whalesShitters fight shitters
>>565822473Just when I thought Mambo would stop on giving dramas. I'm sorry I doubted you Fukudanchou
>>565824618I expected better from you.
>>565824649nature wife
>>565823813Mega powerlet Slight witlet>>565823714Yaeno or King if you need their skills. Digitan if you want a bit of rb over King.I think NN is overkill with fm cb.>>565821497See >>565818156
Kiseki cute
>>565824649you must sex with nature
>>565824719>Anon still thinks there's matchmaking and not all randomlol
>>565824485Cute
>>565824618Post danchou options to kick people as proof
>>565822473Ma/vm/bros...
>>565824719I got three Ugs and three S on a CM finals with SS umas and about of 70% WR
my club is the best! yeah!
>>565824312Dailies and no more. Fujin stole my load so I'll have to get her on the gyaru banner.
>>565817578didnt see it = the post didnt happen and you're lyingplus chiyo posters are just ignored cuz "haha gay" they dont have a schizo attached that spams the thread with off topic ramblings>>565817443fuck you ESPECIALLY!
>>565824452I luckshitted a match with two Hogs without Distance S and only S+ rating, and an SMaru that lost mid-race to my Seiun. Won by a nose, fucking hogs are strong even when not well-built.
>>565822473So that's why danchou hosted a race after the kick
>>565824839Maybe during the earlier CMsMy final lobbies has been very fair since CM3>t. F2p S+ warrior with 4 plat +1 B win
>>565825113truth nuke
I like Uodka
>>565825113mambro <3
>>565821127>ace runs with 3 stats on 1200goddamn that is some buhi shit right there
>>565819028>>565819196stop updating peoplestop being nice to othersstop enganging in fun community ideasbe mad, angry and a fellow schizo!
>>565820078original anon you replied toyes it fucking matters bwoYou get 5 tries a day to hit. 35 a week. 150+ a month. Borrow erases a grandparent need entirely. Shit, you can settle for 8 speed if you want to. Maybe even 7 if you have multiple race sparks that give speed.Even 6 (with 3 power, stam, or wit).
>>565825125I don't deserved to be ignored...
>>565825363maybe during Unityyou can do the 1200spd1200pwr1200wit or 1200spd1200stm1200pwr right?real whales are pulling close to 4 stats at 1200...
>>565820202I have multiple p/gp/ggp with 45+ skills gro.
>>565825431Don't reply to me you disgusting HOMO!
>>565825515>>565825551Rape
>>565822691Summer Golshi has exactly the kind of skill my dumbass will choose to believe is strong no matter what, the ability to use cross class skills is something I always fall for in every game
>>565825551
>>565825551>>565825515rapes finemo posters
Let’s get back to the main topic
>>565825409>yes it fucking matters bwoprove it. all you've said amounts to>trust me bwono, fuck you. establish your claim that 9* speed parents are going to be extremely strong in GL, post evidence, or FUCK OFF This is your last (You) from me, disgusting subhuman behavior.
>>565825673Go cry in a corner you butt slammer
>>565825515If you do not have MLB Kita plus >Creek/Finemo/Fuku/NTRthen you are most likely not regularly hitting triple 1200s.
say hi
>>5658257509* Speed isn't important since you will still want Power or Stam spark.The ideal is just gonna be 6* Power/Stam 3* Speed or vice versa rather than 9* Power or 9* Stam right now
gn
>>565825938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGzRfvgnS_s
>>565824392Neth was in the thread, as evidenced by the Christian Scripture quotation, and his citation of Thomas Aquinas in the thread today. Someone from Mambo even recognized him and called him an officer, that's enough to link the posts, and ample reason to suspect he, along with other mambros, conspired in /v/ma.
>>565826009Goodnight
oh my FUCKING god I've had enough of this fucking garbage gamei will bet my entire bank account of about $17,000 that when they decompile this game it will show that it specifically gives you good trainings when you have to do triple crown races
>>565820363Nobody runs like this.
>>565826129>when they decompile this gameThey already did, forever ago
>>565824768Wife
>>565826009Goodnight anon
>>565826214show me the if statement for trainings during MANT
>>565825938That looks like a great tit. Is it some kind of Japanese tit?
>>565825896If you're F2P you have to pick 2 here from the F2P triangle, and you already used 1 pick with KSB.
>>565826325Nyo. I won't show you the "else if" statement either.
>>565826009Remember to not die in your sleep
>>565820363I run like this.
>>565826401okay bro*dies*
>>565826331I didn't get lucky with Finemo so I picked Kita + Tits. Which was great in Pisces, less great in Aries and now Taurus. Point is, I doubt anons with only two of those three and not the third, nor any of Nature/Fuku/NTR are likely to be regularly hitting triple 1200s.
>>565825941>>565826047
>>565825938so what's the deal with Rhein Kraft? is she german?
>>565825990that makes more sense. Typical /uma/ exaggeration, just like how >if you don't have 65RB in MANT you're fuckedwas spammed the month before the scenario.I'll reserve judgment on the stat cap increase until evidence is posted. I have at least 3-4 3* speed parents made in MANT, and they all came from 3* parents themselves, so I'll probably be fine.
>>565826706flatties shouldn't wear bra
>>565826772She is the first uma that canonically dies on her ingame story
would people frown upon titling a thesis paper "the benefits of looking at twin turbo's butthole"
>>565826961but is she german or what?
>>565826047
>>565826961wait what
Split ass anon here, I went to the doctor because I was shitting blood, apparently there is a bulbous thing on my asshole entrance that is causing the bleedingI forgot the name, some nerd shit. They want to do surgery on my ass to remove it so I'll see how that turns outI'm 99% sure they will rape me while I'm on anesthesia
>>565827019no, rhein is just the crown name
>>565827265>crown namewhat even is that
>>565827262>Split ass anon herePretty sure having an ass crack is normal desu senpai
>>565825551>>565825758What does Fine Motion have anything to do with your post? Can you stop avatarfagging?
odds glue the medSletevens rape her
>>565827262They'll make it grow again, so you come back and they can do you in again
>>565826961First and last right haha
>>565827412Make me, schizo.
>>565827262Did they tell you why it happened so I can avoid it
>>565827262is it not hemmeroids
>>565827262you aren't supposed to sign your post with a wishlist
>>565827541SEX WITH ME.
stop using all my finemo picsI will be forced to use THAT one again :c
>>565827262unless you're from Brazil, they probably won't rape you. if you live in Brazil........I have some bad news for you: post surgery you will no longer be a virgineven worse, a faggot took your virginity, not a woman
>>565825758>>565825551
>>565827262>bulbous thing on my asshole entrance that is causing the bleedinghttps://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/procedures/hemorrhoid-bandingTry to not doomscroll while taking a dump, bwo
>>565827541So you admit you're avatarfagging as Fine Motion? Stop breaking the rules
>>565827804ntr melty
what the fuck is there in New Caledonia why am I taking McQueen there
The joke is RAPE. You get it? Rape is FUNNY
Was Mambo saved?
>>565827887joke?
my support fucking love being on wit this run it seems
>>565827887That stuff is worse than Top Road spamming, but it comes from like twenty different "people" and is not remotely against the rules, so the fantasy that it might possibly stop is not nearly so enticing
>>565827262You have hemorrhoids anon
>>565827736>doctor's hand slips, now you're dead>rape>HIV/rape, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, HIV plus rape>wrong surgery: now you're missing a leg>wrong(?) surgery: now you're missing a kidney, a heart, both lungs but at least someone else found new replacements for them, lucky!>>565827262Are you feeling lucky?
would it kill you trannies to talk about the game
>>565822473Ooooh so that's one of your guys, I thought he was in some random club
>>565827736Oddly specific... are you speaking from experience?
can we please talk about Ayabe's lewd bodysuit??
>>565828272its a dead month, there's jackshit to talk about unless Palmer strikes a chord in everyone
>>565828272Yeah there's a nigger with a gun against my head that will splatter my brains if I post a screenshot from the game on the mongolian basketweaving forum
>>565824829Cuteseki
>>565828272
This schizo is from autis/uma/ btw
>>565828272Are we looking forward to Grand Live? What umas will appear on the banner during the new scenario are looking forward to?
>>565828272I'm a Manchurian sleeper agent waiting for the keyword to activate me
>>565828272>Would it kill you trannies to talk about the game?Fixed it for you, saar. Please use proper punctuation next time.
>>565826075>christian scripture>aquinas citationOne of Mambo's Four Kings here. Just letting you know I made that post and I'm not Neth. The line I posted was a quote from the intro to the original Deus Ex because I am an old man and I think it's funny to quote from. I don't know what transpired in the /vm/a thread because I haven't followed the link and I'm too busy fan farming for my cute kouhais to be bothered.
How many races do you run in junior year? I feel that increasing friendships is more important than the G3s so I usually only do 3 in a row at the end of the year (Medium G3, HJF, Hopeless Stakes).
>>565828510Awesome
>>565828563>mfw read this as "Machitan"
what is the ideal skirt length for a uma?
>>565828272I'm eating a salad while watching a stream I'lll talk about the game whenever I go back to my dailies
What deck should I make out of this
>>565828295it was a thread last year discussing a Brazilian doctor charged with raping a patient for sticking his penis in the patient's mouth until ejaculation. An Indian chimed in and said he was confused, how was that rape? which caused a lot of laughs, and then a Brazilian defended the doctor and said yes this happens, yes everyone knows, but we need doctors so we accept it; yes, if you go under for surgery "you will wake up with a sore asshole, but you will be alive." uma musume is now my favorite game btw, 1k careers done this morning!
>>565828740The skirt matters less than whats underneathBiwas spats are ridiculously erotic
>>565828808
Uma Hell Jumper doko
>>565828649I do the standard 4 before that usually, but it depends on my trainings. If I dont get a rival then I prioritze training with 3+ support for bonds, otherwise 4 supports for bonds>rival race.
>>565828272I'd rather see blood in my urine than play MANT
>>565828615>Vattic carrying water for Nethkinda based, not gonna lie
>>565828760What does Curren have anything to do with your post? Can you stop avatarfagging?
>>565828891That's a boy.
>>565828968I might try giving that a go on my next run.
>>565829075>end racismhmmm nyo
>>565828760>eating a saladCurren ONLY eats meat
>>565829075>END RACISM
>>565829064My favorite uma is NTR if that matters btw
>>565829023Thats not me
>>565829176I thought it was kind of a 50/50 chance that that would trigger some anon
>>565829110Given how little training you do early game it's really just important to get your bonds done by summer. Unless you have high training facility levels from buying upgrades your main source of stats really is racing.
>>565829089Out of ten!
>>565829075>end racism
>>565829230What gave you the idea that salads don't include meat?
>>565829023>carrying waterwhat does this mean
>>565829176whoops forgot
>>565827613I love this retard
finemoposters secretly want to be correctedbut I can't prove it
of course it is a ryantranny
>>565829327I agree, but I find that if I don't do the trainings in junior year (and if there are no carrots in the shop) then Fine Motion is often not at orange bond by summer.
>>565829475I didn't make the image you retard it's just a cute picture with random meaningless text spattered over it
>>565829286don't worry, I lie in the same way, too
>>565828649I've been tempted to, but I'm too retarded to track/figure out which epithets I would be missing. The ones for doing 10 standard/10 non standard races are kinda worth chasing for example.
>>565828740Doesn't matter. What's important is the size of the hip vents.
>>565829230>>565829381You can post without attaching Curren to all your posts. Stop avatarfagging.
>>565829075>YAMERO
>>565829610uuu. how much longer until Festa's banner rolls in? I wanna read her story...
>>565828649I run the standard four mile races before these unless I get a really good friendship/stat training and I have enough energy
>>565829741once I'm out of Currens to post, I willoh wait we're about to hit bump limit then I can do it again!jk
I'm giving up
ntrschizo changed tactics I see
>>565828814peroperoperoperopero
>>565829741Right before the next Christmas alts. So November/December
>>565829075Silence Suzuka was born on the day Ayrton Senna died. One couldn't turn left, the other turned left way too much
Uh oh schizo melty
*unweis your gyaru*
>>565827804you sound slightly upsetmad evenor perhaps...schizophrenic>>565827737always has been, boy.
Stop trying to tempt me with sexy Currens
>>565829741you are so mad ntrfag
>>565829898Nooooo danchou is gonna freak!!! Don't hit give up!!! Don't do it!!! Danchou is gonna have a melty and write an essay about how he's going to kick you!!!!!
>>565827352lurk moar
>>565830041I believe in you anon, you can withstand any temptation, even the foxy little minx
>>565829741You should call out the chiyos and finemos too
>>565830135Danchou won't do SHIT
Curren would leglock you
>>565830239pretty sure they're all just one very mentally ill faggot
>>565829075
>>565829896So you admit you're avatarfagging as Curren? >>565830039Avatarfagging is against the rules.
>>565830351Did you report me?
>>565826827Why so mad, anon?
>>565830153no just tell me or I'll ask umagrok
I don’t care about avatarfags, I don’t dislike NTR, you are just an insufferable faggot
>>565830334Based
We should eat Biwa
who would you use?
>>565830310>>565830060obsessed, did your mommy tell you no dinner today again
https://poal.me/qnrm7r https://poal.me/qnrm7r https://poal.me/qnrm7r
>>565830537>there are bananas posting in this thread
>>565830334Yeah somebody showed a symbol that was mildly politically incorrect (by 4chan standards), better rush in to censor it. Political correctness is all that matters after all
Cheer Neicha and Kingu are cute... but did anyone else feel like the story this event wasn't nearly as good?
>>565830351GIVE ME MY FOX/INU/KITSU UMA NOW YOU FREAKSTOP DENYING THE ALLIGATIONS
>>565830562is it weird if I think it's really hot if a girl used her own hair for the tail cosplay?
>>565830351I don't even know what avatarfagging is, here, have a Dia chan and calm the fuck down
Not having a good day huh...Why don't you just take a nap? Forever
>>565830727sorry, meant to quote >>565830550
>>565830435gaslights piss me off sometimes. That one got under my skin for some reason.
>>565830727No. That is just good taste.
I dislike NTR and the schizo
>>565828092I kinda like runs like these cus I hate having to worry about wit and can just click speed during summer and 3 climax turns + speed from races
Mayano Top Gun, they tore her limb from limb when she crashlanded her Electra 10E onto that uncharted island in the Pacific.
>>565830989They're the same guyNotice how they appear together?
>>565831071No I hide most of their posts because I don't care
This is still really important by the way. And a serious question.https://poal.me/sxaqkn
Umas I like to see posted:God tier, cutest umas>Curren>Fine MotionOkay umas>Oguri>Chiyo>Doto>Vodka>Teio>DiaUgly but still would>Ryan>Creek>Ardan>Opera>Bamboo MemoryDon't care>The rest
>>565831071>everyone I dislike is the same personis this schizo for real right now
>>565824312No. Already have the only Mejiro you'll ever need (McQueen)
>>565831158
>>565830967my cute punny wife
>>565826129lol its not local idiot. unless you hack their servers and get a copy of their backend youll never know. just recording data is prob enough for what you want
>>565831158no one says this
>making king ace for open>finally a passable run>select all the skills I need>7 RP from S>about to confirm>remember the spreadsheet hasn't been update in 4 months and I already glued several umas last CM because of itdoes anyone have a working calculator ?
>>565831071>NTRanon posts >Schizo gets mad about it>Somehow they're the sameYeah not fooling anyone with this one
Whatever happened to sweepys dumpy?
>>565831407>OpenKing wouldn't do this
>>565831470It was briefly quiet without either of them this weekend, and then both of them happened to show up late yesterday
>>565826129in non clown scenarios if you had a good training in a triple crown race you'd just skip it
>>565831478AI death
>>565831478right here gwo
>>565831158Cuteren!
>>565831801>>565831801>>565831801
Any clubs have room? I need a better place to trade Nikes since MANT nuked my clubs activity. I can accept after reset tomorrow 129200099380
>>565831407I'm using this onehttps://www.gadegetkit.com/tools/calculator/uma-musume-race
>>565810521I hope he suffers ntr too
my boogieman lost
