Previous thread: >>565768275>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSMar 20 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_uyAaJ3Z0Apr 28 Exo Experts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0Apr 28 Patch Notes 6.2.2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HthrWVH5U>LATEST PATCHESMar 25 1.006.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/507356684541232939Apr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)Apr 28 1.006.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650
To that anon fuming in the other thread, I enjoy your tears
spore bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243990971477/76561198141817078
Kill nerf trannies. Behead nerf trannies. Impale filthy nerf trannies with the One-True-Flag. Defecate on nerf trannies super destroyer floor. Chop nerf trannies in half with the Hatchet. Crush nerf trannies with a hellpod. Roast nerf trannies with a Cremator. Eat nerf trannies. Dissect nerf trannies. Lobotomize nerf trannies with the Throwing Knives. Execute nerf trannies with the AT Emplacement. Blow up nerf trannies with a direct Recoilless Rifle shot. Disintegrate nerf trannies with the Airbust Rocket Launcher. Atomize nerf trannies with the Ultimatum. Magdumping the Autocannon into a pack of nerf trannies in Flak mode. Zap nerf trannies to ash with the Arc thrower. Crack nerf trannies skulls with the Breaching Hammer. Blow up nerf trannies house with a Orbital Precision Strike. Gas nerf trannies with the Sterilizer. Pulverize nerf trannies with the HMG Emplacement. Shove a Thermite grenade down nerf trannies throat. Blow nerf trannies head off with the Senator. Obliterate nerf trannies with the Hellbomb Backpack. Force nerf trannies to walk onto a Anti-Personel mine. Run over nerf trannies with the Bastion Tank. Saw nerf trannies in half with the Defoliation Tool. Mass murder the entire group of nerf trannies with the Maxigun. Feed nerf trannies to the Hivelord.
>>565839101>announcing that you lost an internet argument as post 1we're already off to a bad start
>no aussie slouch hat thing shame. theres even a spot for it on the helmet itself, they just didn't put it in for whatever reason. anyway the cremator is a good time.
The Raped
>>565839046Isn't this one the legally distinct scout trooper?
give us the new biome already you lazy fucking swedes
>>565839420What kind of fucked up childhood do you need to have to make antagonizing images of other people in a PvE game?
>>5658391733/4play the game you schmucks
>>565839046no that would be this one
Its getting far too common for bottrannies to blow up my mech mid drop thinking its a hulk.
>>565839529No clue what they were going for then
>>565839657gotta paint it hwite I tell ya
>Bots used to make bastardized copies of super earth tech>Cyborgs couldve been like helldivers where they have ships calling in bombardments>Instead theyre doing doing whatever the fuck
>>565839173FVLL
>>565838948My current stack is exo experts, entrenched division, siege breakers, redacted regiment, borderline justice, urban legends, servants of freedom, democratic demolition, dust devils, control group, force of law, python commandos and just got cutting edge for the plasma punisher which is ok. Anything I am missing? Someone convinced me that cutting edge was better than steeled veterans and I probably shoulda saved up for the next major order hopefully its bots.Whens the next goybond?
>>565840145Next will be mid/late June.
>>565839657>it's a fucking vox engine RUUUUUUUUN
>>565839712it's just a "generic" space helmet.
>>565841073>7 minutes? throw the bile titan at him.>but, Alexus, there's no explosion or anyt->JUST DO IT!
>chink meets a swigger>is immediately so disgusted he decides to make his own helldivers-like just to spite them
nani
>>565841678De-escalator
>>565841678
>>565841678it's impressive how almost every aspect of this game has some kind of bug
Guys if you take your helmet off and inhale the spore bugs you can run fast too!
>>565841623>just to spite themnah>see successful game>rip it off>add tons of MTX
>>565839657>I do this all the fucking timeI'm sorry bro i'm just like actually retarded and attack shit on sight like a wasp
>Still no leaks for the next warbondDid the leakers quit or are they doing 60-day patch part 2?
>>565842582He has 1600 hours, it's spitehttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198016157698/recommended/553850/
>>565842949I've heard the update broke the tools they used again.
>super earth are actually the bad guys because they’re fascist even though bots would throw me in a blender for fuel, squids would abduct me to make me a zombie or fleshmob and bugs would eat meYeah fascism is so bad clean streets, low crime and no ethnic tension posted this on /trash/ by accident , oops
>>565843059>posted this on /trash/ by accident , oopsThats was the right place anon.
>>565843059go back there
>>565843059Yea, based Super Earth just indoctrinates you, practically enslaves you with the Helldiver contract and sends you and millions others to get slaughtered so Superstein can build another mansion on Brilliance
>>565843059>/adhg/ Anthro Females Dominating Human Maleslook at the fucking state of you
Only a swede would tease a new biome and then hide in the ass end of the galactic map behind several planets. Modder chads are having fun with it, though.
>>565842964>"hehe"yeah no, those hours are all to try and copy mechanics as much as possible, probably had all those chink cheats turned on just to study the game without dying
Which is the better stratagem: XMG or stalwart? They overlap heavily in function and utility.
>>565838948New stratagem: Fortified ObstructionCalls down a set of dragon's teeth in a line perpendicular to the tossing direction. The teeth are 3 meters in height and 2 meters wide at the base, one stratagem deploys a set of six that are spaced 1.5 meters apart. They obstruct the movement of heavies, with only Bile Titans, Hive Lords and Vox Engines being able to walk over or crush them. All other heavies will be blocked and have to find another way around, while chaff and mediums will be able to gradually filter in through the gaps. This also means that they will block Super Earth vehicles, though they can be destroyed with 40 demolition force.
If we take Terrek, we passively take Azterra and Cirrus too right? Or will Azterra and Cirrus support each other?
>>565839206>Feed nerf trannies to the Hivelord.Feeding the bugs is both bad for the environment as it creates a dependent population, and TREASON.
>>565843928They will support each other. The planet has to be completely surrounded by super earth planets.
>>565843928the latter
Have a nice monday anons
>>565843059Both can be true at once.But also the Swedes are too afraid to actually present Super Earth as being evil because they're afraid of possibly glorifying fascism.>>565843435I do find it funny how being within like 30ft of the Helldivers contract for at least 1.5 seconds counts as consent for enlistment. And reading the contract in full is essentially treason.
>>565844036>>565844039dang
>>565843928Siege only occurs when the enemy planet has zero ftl connections to another enemy controlled planet
>>565843928The way encirclement works in hd2 is retarded and all manualso no
>>565843435SEAF are conscripted and Helldivers are voluntary special forces
>bored at wagie and watch ohdough and backgroundgaming solo max clear d10 videos>both are rundivers who rely on supply packs to spam stims and grenadesSo this is the power of high level gameplay.
>>565839068max is lauded as the worst fastfood chain in sweden for a reason
SEAF WARBOND FUCKING DOKO>INB4 NEVER EVER BC AH DIDN'T REALLY MAKE THEM
>>565843435We can take solace in knowing that they will be eaten in the inevitable bug containment breach.
>>565844253their whole crew runs that load out and goes on and on about being 'so good' at the game
>>565844370>The burger is fucking upside downJesus can that nation do anything right?
>>565844441ngl a seaf warbond sounds like dogshit
Watched a level 30 stream this I feel bad for the people who didn't get free SC I want to save them
>>565844253Going fast and not sticking for fights unless you have to is the "correct" way to play. Its not fun, tho.
>>565844629>That NIGGER who doesn't like anything
>>565844723what would even be in it to make you go "yeah, i'd buy that"
>>565844441Nov 10th, 2026
>>565843435wow it sounds just like the real world except you get to live in actually clean cities without trash and feces everywhere in the name of equality.Yes, please sign me up for the SEAF/Helldiver corps so that I may defend this way of life from actual fucking aliens.
>>565844248SEAF is the army and Helldivers are one trillion rednecks given a license to kill
Don't use medic armors because the ugly colgate colors does the passive stack with meth stims
>>565844683Qrd? I have been super shekel farming yesterday and this morning, got two goy bonds in under 24 hours and plenty medals. Even though I haven’t caught up on a lot of them I still haven’t got C4.
>>565844923yes
>>565844629what would even be in it>b-01 reskins (based)>platoon level radio (reduces stratagem cooldown)>mortar (squad level artillery)i'm all out of ideas
being a helldiver sounds like a cool job desuits like the cool part of being in the military turned up to 11
>>565843059>squids would abduct me to make me a zombie or fleshmobThe people arguing 'Super Earth = Bad' are the people who genuinely believe they could explain themselves to the squids and that they'd be accepted into the gay nigger cyber cthulu mind cult. Real "I would be a painter by day and a history teacher to colored and ginger children by night after the Revolución!" type energy. Can't reason with 'em, Anon. That aside, yiff in Super Hell and all that.
>>565843680Stalwart is replaced by the xmg. Xmg has such a short cooldown you will always have one on hand or a replacement ready to call down. Xmg has more dps and way less recoil and spread. If you die, who cares about getting your equipment back when you just get another xmg. You can share an xmg pod with a teammate too when fighting off a reinforcement wave. There is no reason to use a stalwart.
>>565844837Super Earth managed to domesticate niggers and jeets, that's impressive ngl.
>>565844961Being able to call in a SEAF squad.
>>565844837>you get to live in actually clean citiesif you're an class A citizien, sure. everyone else can live on a moon with metorites raining down every 10 minutes, or an armor melting acid rain planet, or a fire tornado shithole in some pre-fab building in a tiny colony that has more cars than miles of road
>>565843059>>565843452absolutely based
>>565845114Wow! 10 dollars to call in a bunch of useless faggots that blow themselves up on their own grenades?!?!?!
>>565843867Would be very good on wide open maps for instant cover or brick missions to funnel or impede drops. But, I don't think the average player is smart enough to use it well.
>>565844925nta but I unlock every warbond in like a few hours through cheats and also skipped the medal grind too. I've basically caught up 2 years worth of content and can just play whenever I want and ignore the MO's and sub orders.
>>565845114I'll do you one better>APC call-in (unarmed but churns out SEAF squads every minute)
>>565843680the stalwart if you don't want to constantly call in new equipmentthe XMG virtually doesn't run out of ammo because of its 600 rounds per call in and 60 second cooldown. You literally can't use the entire pool of ammo before another call-in unless you are wasting it on purpose.
>>565845237We got it nigger, you just want to piss and moan and nothing is enjoyable in your life.
>>565844961>Liberator but medium pen with no damage reduction>multishot EAT>infinite frag grenades>armour perk that gives you a 15 SC hourly wage
>>565845237>That one NIGGER who doesn't like anything
>>565844370>>565844589>implying
>>565845114>Being able to call in a SEAF squad.Is that... a strategem? In a WARBOND?!
>>565845114just go play on a city map
>>565845316Aren't APCs already considered obsolete in our time? Why would super earth use that crap so far in the future?
>>565845361>>565845395>"Bro, just waste money on useless shit!"Do you spit or swallow?
>>565845436>he isn't media literate Super earth absolutely would use archaic methods.
>>565845436Same reason that they power their ships with organic diesel and the only technological advancements to weapons was a 1 caliber increase:Swedes are unimaginative.
>>565845559>waste>moneyCheatlet detectedOpinion discardedLear to code chuddie
>>565845436battle taxis will literally never become obsolete>Why would super earth use that crap so far in the future?Why would super earth use non-run flat tires on their military vehicles?Why would super earth revert to casemate gun-based tank destroyers to combat enemy troops? Made out of aluminum while we're at it, since it's AP3 on just about every partWhy would super earth use front-loaded cannons on their space-faring combat vessels?
>>565845559>moneyoh, OH... oh
>>565845559>moneyeven more retarded than expected
>>565845436The Israeli doctrine seems to be making giga armored tanks and IFV's so they can shoot up buildings with impunity but they end up too heavy and urban combat is still a nightmare
>>565845297Are any cheats still working? Jumping back into /hdg/ later this week once I've recovered from illness and I'm eager to know if anyone's figured anything out. Still have SC banked for the year but I'd love to know how things are coming along on beating arrowhead at their own game.
>>565844629It could be kino, but we know it wouldn't be allowed to.>SEAF reinforcements stratagem, no cooldown but uses one of your reinforcements. Each Helldiver is accompanied by three SEAF soldiers.>Added mechanic: SEAF forces can enter passenger/gunner vehicle partitions and use its weaponry at a limited rate of fire>Orbital Illumination Flare: Light up the night and send the wicked scurrying from the light of Managed Democracy.>Long Range Precision Mortar Barrage: A relatively nearby SEAF Garrison is allowed access to local Destroyer battlefield cameras and fires accurate, high explosive mortar volleys in the designated area>customizable SEAF personnel added to your Super Destroyer, fully fledged with hair options, skin color and general wear and tear of equipment. Fresh equipment requires a small requisiton and medal upkeep. Skin color requires sample upkeep.
>>565845559>moneyngmi
>>565845692>>565845705>>565845732>"Erm, its free. Therefore its not dogshit, actually"Yeah, you definitely swallow.
>>565845695>battle taxis will literally never become obsoleteYea, but every military worth a shit has replaced APCs with IFVs
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>we have a death star >Death star plans immediately stolen>Used as valid pretext for a battle, blatantly called Operation Valid Pretext>Game files mention a Cyberstan counterattack if we lose>It never happens after losing and the battle and death star and plans are quickly forgotten about>Off to the new contentWere they really so shocked that we got tired of the cyborgs that they just abandon everything?
>>565845843I think the medals cheats work but you missed the prime time for SC cheats. I still have 30k SC in reserve after unlocking absolutely everything in the game including the superstore items.
>>565845887Spitters are quitters, after all.
>>565845847>>SEAF reinforcements stratagem, no cooldown but uses one of your reinforcements. Each Helldiver is accompanied by three SEAF soldiers.Reddit>>Added mechanic: SEAF forces can enter passenger/gunner vehicle partitions and use its weaponry at a limited rate of fireReddit>>Orbital Illumination Flare: Light up the night and send the wicked scurrying from the light of Managed Democracy.Use your eyes and pick a different OP if the dark makes your asshole bleed this much>>Long Range Precision Mortar Barrage: A relatively nearby SEAF Garrison is allowed access to local Destroyer battlefield cameras and fires accurate, high explosive mortar volleys in the designated areaReddit>>customizable SEAF personnel added to your Super Destroyer, fully fledged with hair options, skin color and general wear and tear of equipment. Fresh equipment requires a small requisiton and medal upkeep. Skin color requires sample upkeep.Tranny Reddit
>>565845976>we planted the info FOR operation valid pretext>cyberstan counter-attack is still coming>sweden just taking 6-8 months for flavor text for the Clank Star + a basic visual on the galactic mapThe real question is why we blew up Penta and no other planets.
>>565845989fucking hell, ignore my grammar. I might be a bit tired.
>>565846020i wonder why you posted this from your 3g connected motorola phone
>"Oh my media literacy! Is that seaf chin inside the frv!!!"
>so mad he's posting sloppa nowYep, brown, perhaps indian even.
>what no lobby does to a nigga
>>565846220Here's a free (you) for (you)
>"If you laugh at my shitty ideas when youre just mad"Holy Sweden
Since the expendable machine gun is clearly overperforming and is an example of powercreep, I think, for the health of the game, a nerf is in order to bring it in line with the other support weapons. Fewer bullets, less accuracy, and a longer cool down would be good changes. Right now it's a bullet hose with no downsides. The cooldown is so short, the hellpod itself is a viable anti tank option.
How the fuck did the blob pull that off? Pretty sure we were on our way to lose Turing, even with the one megacity liberated
>>565845989A bunch of the menu guys are sperging out rn too about someone potentially stealing their workWhich is pretty ironicThey all come off as sorta maladaptive retards who don't understand how sharing shit on the internet publicly works
>>565846397>Since the expendable machine gun is clearly overperforming and is an example of powercreep, I think, for the health of the game, a nerf is in order to bring it in line with the other support weapons. Fewer bullets, less accuracy, and a longer cool down would be good changes. Right now it's a bullet hose with no downsides. The cooldown is so short, the hellpod itself is a viable anti tank option.Calm down Alexus
>>565846416City bonus
>>565846416>doesnt know how cities work
lobby doko
>>565846416The mega city gave 40% liberation. Shockingly, 40% of the planetside divers were in the city so it capped barely in time to win the defense. A rare moment for bugniggers to do something intelligent.
>>565844961a SEAF-chan body pillow (stained) and a subscription to The Daily SEAF
>>565845976I'm pretty sure Arrowhead forgot about it.
>>565846450to be honest I've never used the menu stuff but you can find the CE table on like unknowncheats lmao.
>>565846483I might be retarded but didn't liberating a megacity only give us a chunk of liberation or does it straight up just accelerate liberation rate?
>>565844629>Tool with button presses for platoon commands>SEAF colored armor as well as the return the yogurt guy blue armorThat's really all I got. I'd figure shields would be good but we have enough of them. Not all that many content warbonds to do>Sentries>FRV>Melee (could take a few forms)>SEAFWhat themes haven't been explored? I guess it just more of the same themes after this.
>>565846416>Pretty sure we were on our way to lose TuringThe swiggers were too, so they took their Sauron eye off of the situation long enough for us to sneak the victory against their wishes. Prepare for 2 level 50 bot invasions, 3 level 30 squid invasions, and 5 level 40 bug invasions within the next 48 hours as punishment for our transgressions.
>>565846524>anon doesn't know about a mechanic that doesn't get explained in the gameSwiggers really need to add that promised QoL shit
>>565844961A sick song performed by the 4 Helldiver VAs about the SEAF deploying to protect our Super Earth from any alien attack and morale being high despite comical levles of casualties and attrition that you can spam with an emote
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243996436646/76561198071306508
>>565846718The number with the flag is the amount of liberation we will instantly get when we capture the city. The number underneath (The red) it is the overall planetary liberation we need before we can access that megacity.
https://files.catbox.moe/82dp58.mp4
>>565846816Joel's izzat has been harmed. Cyborg invasions soon.
>>565846397This. So much this. Let's look at it from a realistic angle:The Bullet Storm has:>Almost no barrel length to accelerate the projectile withVerdict: Low projectile velocity. Roughly 160 m/s would be fine here.-Far too high accuracy for the lack of rifled barrel and barrel lengthVerdict: Needs a 20 degree spread per shot which would be logical due to the proposed velocity decrease and short barrel that leaves no room for sufficient rifling and consequentially rotation to stabilize the projectile-Too much penetration and damageAgain, because of the aforementioned issues and proposed changes. It just doesn't make any sense.-Extremely high ergo for what it isThis is a cheap machined bulky bucket of rust and bolts. 'Nuff said, 0 ergo.-No pull out animationIt's a bit too wieldy and needs a delayed animation whenever you pull it out like the EAT-17 to curb its performance just a bit.reddit uses a slightly-customized version of Markdown for formatting. See below for some basics, or check the commenting wiki page for more detailed help and solutions to common issues.
Tell me about the de-escalator.
>>565846995Izzat secured
>>565846995kek
Surely we'll get to dive on Big Rock on the next MO, right?
>>565846815maybe pilot larp?or naval larpMech slop gets close but it's specifically mech larpWe'll probably get another experimental science warbondThey could also get alot of mileage out of faction specific warbondsBug veteransBot veteransSquigger veterans
>>565847041>let's take this cool new toy and turn into a unwieldy shitbox with no damage and no range that nobody will ever use outside of challenge runsI'll believe you if you claim to work for AH
>>565845559>moneylol
>>565847084It's great if you love slightly inconsistent weapons
>>565847084It de-escalates stuff
>>565847084You shoot it at things and sometimes they die and sometimes it does nothing. It's bugged and does not shock yourself when shot close. You will spend too much time reloading it. Its warbond is awful.
>>5658469322/4 get in
>>565846815medic warbond...
>>565847216>>565845870>"Its free so its not dogshit"Gachafag detected.
>>565847084I unironically like force of law and de escalator is fun, Milkor MGL is better than stock GL since rounds reload and it clears hordes easy Pacifier needs to do arc damage that jumps to enemies desu
>>565847084Its shocking.
>>565846995Amazing how Halo perfected vehicle driving in shooter games and not a single game has gotten it right since.
>Call down supplies>Somebody keeps gobling them up each time>Call one and be sure to pay attention and pretend im not watching>Its the fucking faggot with the supply pack with the medic armour who doesnt have a stim pistol or resupplied anyone else one time.>Dome him and kick him>Take his pack and spend it resupplying everyone
>>565839173sorry lads my internet kicked the bucket
for me, it's the bfgl and double dipping on supplies as host
>>565847380>Pacifier needsdon't touch my Paci please, giving it anything will lead to a nerf down the line and I'm quite content as she is now
So how could the GW be improved? I always liked the idea of Commando missions affecting enemy resistance since you're practically getting intel and sabotaging behind enemy lines>Implying Joel doesn't control the numbers at all times and certain player actions can actually affect the numbers
>>565847443>trusting the french with your ISPwhat are you, african?
>>565846995
>>565847408>perfectedah yes, i love sliding and spinning for no reason
>>565846952Hmm I don't see this in my game?
>>565845436Well the bots don't have a sub-faction that is just a bunch of drone spawners throwing them at you 24/7 so I would say APCs still have a place.
I cheated in SC too but let's be real, it's not a good excuse for mediocre to shit warbonds.
>>565847546skill issue.
>>565847584https://helldiverscompanion.com/#overview
>>565847629We're getting shit warbonds either way
Still hoping we get a camera objective outside of Commando missions at some point
>>565847435I hate supply-packfags so much bros
>>565847707i concurhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4av6Ba88hNM
>>565845361>>565845395He's right though. Whatever we want could happen, but it'll be monkey pawed into being terrible.If you can call in a SEAF squad it'll be like 4 dudes (because AH will try to convince everyone that 4*4 friendly AI is too taxing on systems) using the current AI system which is absolutely dogshit and woeful. And AH doesn't have the interest in putting any effort into anything in HD2 so they're not going to redesign the AI so that they learn how to keep space between them and enemies while also fighting back and not doing any FF.
>>5658469323/4!
>>5658469323/4
I fucking hate this game so much it's unbelievable
>>565847584>Hmm I don't see this in my game?Oh you sweet summer child
>>565847629Trve
>>565846220emergency giga chand image need emergency giga chad
I use the supply pack because calling in a stratagem is unreliable/malicious.
>>565847041I thought this was satire, but then the end of the post makes me worried that it's a real thought had by a person.
>>565845817>israelobsessed
Thinking about a GoW warbond and trying to decide on the passive for the armor. Stamina: Yes in heavy armor as a form of roadie running or maybe heal on melee kills. Rest of the bond>Hammer of Dawn red (or blue) stratagem >Bolo nades>Lancer assault rifle (with chainsaw bayonet as a customisation option)Not sure what else would be added
>>565847435>Resupply team>"Affirmative">"Thank you"It's the little things
>>565847629>>565847216Shalom, can I join a super shekel cheat server? I have been farming for a few hoursAt the gym right now but will be back online later
>>565848056Preferably the best thing would it to not fucking exist. Third party shit in HD2 was a mistake from day 1.
you should be able to nick a resupply from someone's backpack just like you can activate their hellbombit's that simple
>>565847840I don't expect anything from this game anymore. They may as well add some meme shit i may enjoy.
>>565848067>"LAST MAG!">"I'M OUTTA STIMS!">oh shit better go resupply that guy>runs away from me as I chase him across the map>doesn't wait no matter what I say or do>eventually calls the resupply in across the map from the entire group and dies before it lands anywayI hate these niggas this is why I keep my lunchables to myself now
>>565848123Do you really want to chase down that light armor wearing solo diver who's half way across the map eating supplies like they're hot pockets?
>>565848327i have yet to meet a man who would outrun a bullet
>>565843059NOOOOO YOU DON'T GET IT THEYS GOOD BOYS THEY DINDU NUFFIN THE HUMAN SKULLS ARE A CULTURAL THING YOU MEDIA ILLITERATE CHUD
>>565848591shooting these guys in particular is so satisfying I don't even go for the easy headshot
>>565848591human skull ornaments of peace.
So no content or patches for 2 months?
>>565848281I wish i could fucking throw them at this point.
>>565848281They tunnel vision and panick. Literal lizard brain flee and survive mode. They are the weak ones who die first in calamities. There's no greater feeling for me to be out of stims, crippled, and still fighting off the horde in a last stand only to survive and hobble my way to supplies to live on.
>>565846932launching still room
>>565848770you just got 2 new biomes a new enemy and a warbond with a store pageyou need more?
>>565848770*4 months
>>565848770Yeah. Expect content end of june. And then nothing for 2 months + because vacations.
>>565848919One biome actually. The other one is on a single, inaccessible planet
>>565848919>>565848983>>565849002I would like some patches for bugfixes and gameplay adjustments, please sir
>>565849090think of the human arrowhead are not your slaves you're not entitled to content or patches be glad they even update the game still they owe you nothing
>>565848281I don't know what it is with some people, but I see it so often.>OUTTA STIMS>I ping a resupply>they run off ignoring the resupply entirely>gets their leg broken by a scavenger>NEED STIMS!>ping resupply again>they continue to limb in the opposite direction for whatever reasonI just don't get it.>just stim him!No. I must observe these creatures in their natural habitat.
>>565849060Galaxy brain moment at Arrowhead.
I want to put an oversized warp pack and energy weapons on an exo. How do we balance it?
>>565849060The CE table can take you to any planet in the game, yeah? Someone bite the bullet and go test it out for us.
>>565849090you may get some adjustment and fixes when a new warbond drops (they will break some other stuff)
>>565849353It self destructs after 2 minutes
>>565848281>>565849252There are still people who do not known that the shuttle leaving timer starts immediately if there is no time remaining and get mad in chat at people for, "not waiting."
>>565847647Amazing counterpoint (you)
>>565849487Unironically happened to me in a blitz. The host raged at me and called me a bitch because i "left without him". He wasn't low level either.
>>565849701I agree (you)
so what's the cheating status the old menu to farm afk is busted? CE table still works?
>>565849487>2 retards trying to get seaf artillery while time is out>Shuttle arrives>Jump in the moment it lands>Gets mad and tells me if i leave the extract point the shuttle just hoversThese people are actual troglodytes.
>>565848591erm, actrually, those human skulls are not there. Super Earth brainwashing is so effective you hallucinate things ;). Maybe if you were media literate you could recognize an unreliable narrator, CHUD.
>>565849448Up the explosion size and deal
>the bots are bad because they wear human remains Reminder, we have had multiple orders to quite literally farm bots to use their scrap for Super Earth projects
>>565843059Depends on how you want to define a fictional setting >Author is God, Super Earth is evil>Lore establishes the setting, Super Earth is evil>Reader determines the morality, Super Earth could be argued as good or evilThat's where shit goes wrong for AH. Lots of good authors just don't say whether A or B is good or bad, they let the reader make up their mind. Because AH come out and said Super Earth is 100% evil, you then go and look at their setting through the lore and the events and it doesn't always translate. Ok sure the leaders of Super Earth are evil, but if trailer park colonist who has no agency evil? Of course not he has no agency at all. And that applies to all of SEAF and all of the Helldivers, so we're supposed to believe SE is all evil but already parts of it aren't evil they're just stupid or complicit in a system they have no power to control or understand.
>>565850350Machines do not have souls.
>>565850350>comparing the purity of divinely imbued spirit-filled flesh with the tyrannical non-psychic uncertainty of binary steelYou disgust me.
>>565850504Nta but the Automatons are robots but the Cybers are humans.
>>565848085I yearn to join a public game where someone showers me in super creds.Being console is suffering!
>>565850551Cyborgs are communists. Ergo, they also do not have souls.
>>565850551>but the Cybers are humansUh-huh.
>>565850504>>565850532I'm from Super Japan and I know the robots have a kami
>>565845241NTA but I do not care about the average Player, I wanna Defensemax, and Sentries have proven to be liable to Swigger induced teamkilling
>>565850551>but the cybers are humansInteresting. Interesting... Do I even need to say it?
>>565850642You're thinking of red heads
>>565850716Remember how this armor launched with one passive on it which was no flinching, against a faction that ragdolled you and light armor that you got one shot in? Good times.
>>565850985Remember how the game launched with armor literally broken? But also DoTs being broken,the recoilless rifle lacking a singe point of damage to strip a charger's leg, unless you walked forward? Oh and the Spear never being able to lock shit. Good times.
>>565850716Naruto Headband lookin ahh nig
>>565847859you can see the Shrieker Slow down so it'll get hit by the Railcannon
>>565849252>hook FRV around to move to the next objective>pubs want to take potshots at bugs>they only decide to try and get in the FRV when bugs are literally right on top of us>drive away without them>they immediately get overrun and killed
>>565850551>>565850642>>565850716>>565850886
Lobby doko / 2 yokos for a dozo
>>565851284>Humans doing anything but recognizing that culture/ideologies are all made up Otherisms are so funny.
>>565849252Based observer. I do this in every team game I play, If I come across a special player I will dedicate the match to watching in awe as best as I can while trying to stay alive and seeing their retardation unfold. I'm sure I look retarded to the rest of the group as well but that's alright
>This is a humanYeah and trannies are women, lol
>>565850490Many things are called evil but are not. I will leave it at that to avoid getting another 3-day.I am inclined to be on the side of my own race being besieged on three fronts by out of control cattle, human skull wearing genocidal bots and squigger filth that tried to be "peaceful" with us while being capable of extreme and total psychic manipulation which they were totally not going to against us they because swore they wouldn't.Any problem SE has can be fixed with time but total annihilation by the hands of some faggots that are still salty over losing (but not being pursued after the fact, THEY CAME BACK WILLINGLY) 100 years ago
>>565851502I do this with my friends when they're being retarded. Sometimes I just wanna know how long it takes until they realize they're being retarded.>friend marks the main objective on the "pump oil"-mission>we have yet to do the sub-objectives>they're both level 150>I don't say anything and just follow them>takes them 10 minutes to add two and two togetherIt happens far too often for my taste if I'm being honest. Once or twice I can understand.
LABBY DOJKJO?!?
>>565852132neber eber
>>565851929
>>565852286nta but false equivalent
>>565847859you too huh?
>>565850823Super Japan sounds like it'd be hardcore as fuck
>>565852023>but not being pursued after the fact, THEY CAME BACK WILLINGLYWell this is where you're just wrong. The three new wars were all started by Super Earth. Bugs were forced to evolve with chemical treatments, the Cyborgs were still enslaved and the Squids home world/planets got nuked when we opened a wormhole.
>>565852368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQY36osWjmg
>>565852329No, it isn't. Cyborgs are humans who had mandatory implants forced on them.
>>565852429Wrong on all counts. Sore losers get genocided, you chose this path.
sex with cyborgs
>>565849090bugs from launch still present, more bugs introduced every patch, constant "x wasn't technically nerfed" pedantic monkey paw jewry from Alexus. Piles just admitted they haven't been working on those QoL/weapon config features from last spring and clarified they won't be anytime soon either.don't hold your breath pal>picrel is the absolute state of the game
>>565852568This isn't a matter of debate its exactly what happened.
If (you) are who I think you are, I accept your concession. Otherwise, initially they were forced into implants, yes. However, since achieving independence, they have CHOSEN to continue modifications.
>>565852609They also said it would take years to do those features
>>565850350Humans are always the good guys and machines are not living creatures. Do you cry when you toaster breaks?
>>565852675>However, since achieving independence, they have CHOSEN to continue modifications.Which means nothing.
>>565852286Idk who this is but he looks like a raging faggot
>>565852470That's just china larping as pretend-japan
>>565852643>it's exactly what happened because my headcanon says soback to the discord with you, reeking axewound
>>565852921don't reply to them, they're a contrarian shitposter who only exists for (you's) accept their concession and filter their posts.
Super Earth is morally correct and AH devs are anti-Human dissidents who want total Human extinction.
>>565845817Get back to me once they fight a peer instead of child soldiers.
>>565852523You should post that on reddit, they'd get a kick out of your headcanon
Eat Cyborgs.
>>565853075shittid openly accepts that SE are the bad guys and caused all the wars because they swallow what AH said 1:1
>>565853130Damn, thats crazy bro. Where does your OC fit into all this?
>>565852957You're not entitled to lie to save face. SE caused the wars.
>>565853226Projection.
>>565853241>SE caused the warsCyborgs are psychotic augment junkies who want to put you and your dog in a blender.Squids lied about having WMDs.Bugs are naturally violent towards all life in the galaxy.
>>565853296Oh shit, your OC can Astral project? Are they one of the people the squids experimented on and now they have super powers?
>>565849252>bug diver>negative iqsasuga
>Arrowhead have generated near infinite content by making Super Earth evil but the proof is one level beyond most peoples understanding They are genuinely geniuses and this 'argument' will never stop generating rent free posts lmao
>>565853407https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/First_Galactic_War
>>565853113biblically accurate helldiver
I don't care if we're the bad guys.Bugs have blades for arms and spread brap everywhere, bots don't have pussies, and squids scramble our brains and put tesla towers in our towns.
>>565853628Pointing to the wiki about the lore of the first war doesn't disprove what that other anon said.
>>565853570Still waiting for these mythical "evil" missions that Helldivers are forced to carry out by big bad Super Earth.
I am human therefore I will side with the humans. Simple as.
>>565852609>mfw they re-fucked the railgun in safe position and a bunch of similar thingsAnd then they say their morale is low because people keep bitching. Its not low enough you fags. If i did such a terrible job at MY job, first i would be fucking ashamed, and second i would not have a job anymore. FAGGOTS.
>>565853570>Every single tidbit of "Super earth bad" is played off as a joke>Meanwhile every bit of villainy the enemy carries out is in its full, gory details that you actually see happening
>>565853764The problem is they exist, but even if I explain them to you you won't get it.
>>565853892>Every single tidbit of "Super earth bad" is played off as a jokeYou thought the Starship Troopers movie was written in good faith, didn't you?
>>565853715Also, where are our missions where we terrorise their unarmed civilian population? Not one. Yet, these barbarians are always killing unarmed civies and generally shitting up the place. Give me a mission where I shoot up a school of squid children before sympathising with these savages.
>>565853937Please explain them.
>>565852836forgot about that, I must ammend my statement...abandon hope Oliver Twist anon it only gets worse
>>565853007Even if SE wasn't "correct" you'd be literally retarded to be for anything but the human race.
>>565854043Nuking nurseries?The one where we blow up a bunch of sleeping cyborgs?Idk what else
Sex with helldiver voice 1
I'd still fuck a squid though ngl please don't tell the democracy officer
FUCKING LOBBY
The reason that we don't have evil missions is that the enemies of Mankind are all monsters. All enemy factions are pure war machines that have no civilians to theoretically brutalize. They are literally evil incarnate.
>>565854490I'm at work :(
"farming" lobby doko?
>>565854463Nigga did i catch you being horny for squids?
>>565854043>>565854064https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLX9solUlHgThe lava planets we took over was the Cyborgs equivalent of a nursery. This picture in particular is a joke, its Super Earth reaching down and taking away future Cyborg children not the Cyborgs denying humans life. Then there is the fact Cyborgs, who are humans by the way, were still enslaved at the start of this war, we nuked a Squid home through a wormhole, and SE scientists were the ones that caused the forced evolution of the bugs which are just retards who we hyped up for more oil.
I think the only "evil" mission is that we only rescue citizens of a certain tax bracket and stop at like 30 and leave the rest to fuck off or wait
>>565854673>bro we can turn rocks into kids>therefore all rocks are kids!lmfao
>>565853760Yes it does. >It is surprising that some players in the community still don’t understand that Helldivers 2 is satire, so Johan Pilestedt had to clear out this confusion. At the Nordic Game conference in Sweden, Pilestedt explained that Helldivers 2 was planned to be “a co-op action shooter where players are put in the shoes of the ‘evil side’ grunts of pop culture,” making it clear that players are on the “evil side.“
>>565854686honestly I'm surprised we even take 30 considering they all have to somehow fit inside of a single pelican
>>565852991these newfag zoomers are so irony poisoned they lack the capacity to recognize (You) bait, you can't help them man
>>565854782This was a literal nursery planet with the rare ores needed to produce more cyborgs, then after this we got the message from cyborgs also saying if you stop attacking us we'll leave and pull out all the automatons which super earth edited to say something like 'we hate all humans'.
Fellas, I think the cyborgs are sneaking on to bases
>>565853802thought that was kramer at the laugh factory from the thumbnail
>>565854901I know. It's something they will learn. Just because a retard shits on the floor and claims victory, that has nothing to do with (you).
>>565854647
>>565854853They dont sit in seats like we doThey all lay down and we stack em like frozen tuna
>>565854798What "evil side" deeds are we doing?
>>565855072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJSxy5uc0aQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38Z3Q12gz24Starting and maintaining all the wars for one. Read the thread.
>>565854673>try to genocide super earth because you dont like your working conditions yet continue to augment yourselves>lose subsequent war>still permitted to fucking live>cry about it>reignite war because you're still pissy bitchesmercy is granted once, but no more.
>>565854515>tfw no mission to smash baby squids against walls
>>565854673>>565854921War factories are not nurseries. You are insane and retarded.>>565855161>posting literal war propagandaDouble retarded.
>>565855025Your permit for a single (1) fish pet has been revoked.
>>565855167Didn't happenYesAs slavesYesNope, they were slaves, slavery is the first hostile act.
>>565855249>The message from Cyberstan is a lie>But the message from Super Earth isn'tYou're such a silly little confused boy, so cute
the amazing digital hellbomb
>>565855167The bombing was a false flag to justify war because they weren't paying their taxes.
>>565854921>cyborgs also saying if you stop attacking us we'll leave and pull out all the automatonsoh wow i guess they must have been telling the truthwas the reflected in any behavior or actual desire for peace? did the automatons briefly stop attacking us in game or via lore tidbits? Or did they continue to grind humans into paste?>>565855249>War factories are not nurserieswatch this retard say that there is in fact such a thing as automaton civilians like the cyberstan fleet taking out some automaton transport lmao>NOOOO MUH SOULLESS WAR MACHINE ""CIVILIANS"" AIEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME CHAOS DIVERS
>>565855249>War factories are not nurseries.These were nurseries not the factories, factories are on the factory worlds. Go back to Darktide you clearly don't even play HD2.
I propose we add an L to the /HDG/ so it can be HellDivers Lore General or /HDLG/ since we don't play the fucking game and just shitpost about philosophy and lore.
>>565855390>oh wow i guess they must have been telling the truthYes they were you silly little goose. Do you need Pilestedt to hold your hand while he tells you you're the bad guy?
>anything Super Earth says is correctYes.>anything squids/bots/bugs do or say is either bad, false, or bothYes.
>>565855269Enslaving people isn't wrong. It brings vital resources that make life in Stockholm better.
>>565855479we can'tall the L's were taken by gucci...
>>565855479Gay and stupid. If there isn't some level of lore/shitposting the general dies. You have to maintain a certain level of posts. You do NOT want HD2 inside the coop general I promise you.
>>565855184>press use to pick baby squid up by a leg>attack to swing the squidThis is the kind of evil we should be doing. Oh no we took back OUR planets so we can continue our mining. Oh no we cracked a few eggs open.Not the same as terminators gunning down fleeing humans who are screaming in terror, which is happening all over the galaxy, right now!
>>565855512>Anon will never know how funny this post actually is
>>565855479why don't (you) host a lobby?
Super Earth is evil but not in the way you think>allowed Cyborgs to exist after putting Humanity at risk with a galactic warStrike 1>allowed the Squids to get away instead of hunting them down and turning them permanently extinctStrike 2>not executing entire bloodlines of traitors involved with mishandling Bugs Strike 3E V I LVIL
>>565855265NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565855479I play the game tho.
>>565855574This is a problem with rating agencies. If you have players shooting unarmed civilians its an instant adult rating or even banned in some countries.
>>565855249>posting literal war propagandaSo you DO know what propaganda is kek you're just too stupid to see Super Earth doing it
>>565855479If squids are stealing our women the only logical conclusion is to steal squid women
>>565855574>noooo you don't get it you fucking retard those bug nurseries are like... LE HUMAN BABY NURSERIES.... you MUST let them continue destroying the galaxy>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST KILL THE SOULLESS ROBOT HORDE BLENDING YOUR SPECIES ON A GALACTIC SCALEWe. Must. Be. Better. Folkx.
>>565855657Say goodbye to fishy before we deploy you on the ass end of the galaxy where you will die alone and without any reinforcements.
>>565855779If you think you can fight an existential war without utilizing propaganda you are profoundly gay and retarded. Begone redditor.
>>565855790what if we just set up a cultural exchangedoesn't that saying go "through dick, unity"
>>565855878>If you think you can fight an existential war without utilizing propaganda you are profoundly gay and retarded.>He actually thinks this is trueHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I will answer the cries for lobby. And the Lobby will decide.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243999048371/76561198068408065
>>565855878If the war is justified you don't need propaganda you stupid nigga holy shit you're so dumb lol
>>565855921>Guyth, we can win thith war with puppieth and rainbowth! You are a child.
>>565843059Kill yourself.
>>565854673>still making the 'life begins at mineralization' argument in the year of our liberty 2184Yeah? Well I guess Cyberstan is a sovereign planet, Eagle-1's gonna fill out a C-01 permit with me and I'm the Super Pope, as long as we're pretending to be lobotomized.
>>565855878>If you think you can fight an existential war without utilizing propaganda you are profoundly gay and retarded.Why would you lie about the reasons of a war if the reasons of the war is getting wiped out you twat
>>5658559232/4
I for one avoid conflict in hdgI like to have fun! :)
>>565855878>If you think you can fight an existential war without utilizing propaganda you are profoundly gay and retarded.
sex with squids
>>565856153>>565856067>>565855980You are not capable of defending yourself.
>>565856128Bumping is a part of your civil service
STOP FIGHTING
Remember, Super Earth is so fucking stupid they can't farm bugs right and that's why they're even a front in the GW
>>5658559232/4 last call, will actually be bots this time.
>>565856128Nigga did i catch you having fun?
>>565856207If the reason for the war is that if you lose you will get WIPED OUT then you dont need PROPAGANDA TO LIE ABOUT THE WAR AHAHAHA holy shit you're so fucking stupid jesus
>>565856259Kill yourself
>>565856207>Anon thinks lies are better than the truth of not being genocidedYou are so stupid even the Army couldn't use you
>>565856263The bugs are freed on purpose. Honestly only the bugs work when you want to point out that super earth is bad. Everything with the bugs you see now is because of their meddling. Everything else is just the result of a 100 year seethe
>>565844961>mortar (squad level artillery)I'd love like a HMG-tier Maxigun that legitimately requires two guys to operate, or better yet, a howitzer two divers can move that launches ultimatum/leveller projectiles but requires a teammate to reload (or you have to constantly switch between loading and firing stations to operate, fuck solofags).Or some kind of guard dog-esque backpack mortar that just launches at nearby enemies when you press 5.>platoon level radioI could see it for a backpack, reduces cooldown times for teammates stratagems within 50m (but not your own). Would be hilarious to have the team stack orbitals and be able to constantly have barrages up.Getting Eagle - 1 to hover in an area for a short while would be a kino stratagem and fitting for SEAF (le grunt fantasy CAS). I'd also like a shotgun sentry, maybe 4 breakers, would be a side/down grade from MG sentry but also hilarious.>>565845847>orbital illumination flarein the files just not enabled. I think the game is definitely missing something like this, or thermal optics.
>>565856259What the fuck? Kill yourself.
>>565855878>If you think you can fight an existential war without utilizing propaganda you are profoundly gay and retarded.>Propaganda is the deliberate, systematic dissemination of biased or misleading informationI suspect you just don't know what the word means its ok anon we allow ESLs to post here all the time.
>>565856228I vill bump za thread!I want to read what's being said!>>565856295!!!!
hitler im tired....
>>565856263To be fair the SE scientists did their jobs too well when they mutated the bugs
>>565856297>>565856385>>565856449People don't react to problems until it gets dumped on their front lawn and then it's too late to do anything about it. The "not my problem" mentality is what gets you wiped out in the long run.While you may think it's fine that fringe worlds get destroyed, you won't think it's fine when it inevitably happens to you. Social cohesion is necessary and you're too naive and immature to understand that.
>>5658559233/4, diving, (YOU) for a spot
>>565856539Join meI drank some tea and im laying in bed listening to music
>>565856539
>>565856598>We have war coming>Lets tell them its about wheat or some shit instead of us being genocided>INGENIOUS God you're so fucking stupid keep posting I cant stop laughing
>>565856598>Anon still doesn't know what propaganda is
>>565856878>>565856937t. fleshmob
>>565856598You dont know what propaganda is its ok anon just move on with your life and do better next time
>>565856598Listen here you underage child you use propaganda when you want to LIE about the reason of going to war not because the reason to go to war is justified. If the reason to fight is you're going to fucking die then you don't lie about it you tell everyone that's the reason. I know you're 12 but even 12 year olds should be able to grasp the difference.
>>565856598>People don't react to problems until it gets dumped on their front lawn and then it's too late to do anything about it.Every single arms race ever disagrees with you. And about 99.99% of historical conflicts too.
My existence is propaganda
>jaa, make the humans fascist but their enemies are ontologically evil and started the warwhy are europeans like this
>>565857226Bad writers and gameplay that doesn't match the story. All the 'bad' stuff being wrapped in sarcasm and irony doesn't help the majority of humans who can't into either.
>>565857105>Erm our enemies may want to kill all of humanity but you just did a heckin lie thats not very upvote of you>>565857174This is not a war between two different tribes of humans, these are alien threats who literally want your entire species enslaved or dead. You do not have a future under a bug, bot, or squid victory. The end.
>>565857338>This is not a war between two different tribes of humansThis has literally nothing to do with your failure to understand what propaganda is or used for
>>565857226>Bots want to free the cyborgs >Bugs are Super Earth fuck ups>Squids was summoned by Super Earth fucking around with shit they don't understand ???
>>565857338>Anon thinks lying to people to say we need rocks is more important than telling the truth that we're about to get genocidedYou are the stupidest poster /hdg/ has ever seen, screencapped for future laughs
bugs are the good guys
>>565857226Eons of war in Europe has caused a sort of gray motif scale of both sides being bad and trying to outweigh the goods and bad of both evils
>>565857420>>565857494You're out of arguments so you're just stuck on repeat. There's the door. See yourself out, loser.
>>565857529Yes
>>565857226It's a mirror to real life; they're telling us that Fascism is the only thing that can save us from the gay nigger commie menace.
>>565857226There is some amazing level of irony that in the book Starship Troopers humans are mostly unified and they treat force as an absolute last resort against other species or against other humans, capital punishment is an extremely rare punishment, rehabilitation is preferred and war is avoided at all costs. But then the movie made a campy ironic attack on the book and Helldivers copied the movie then made Super Earth evil. Sw*des should have objectively made Super Earth the good guys and humanity united it would have worked better.
>>565857564>argumentsYou don't even know what an argument is and you don't even have one, you can't even grasp what the word 'propaganda' is and got absolutely BTFO with how stupid you are. Save more face lmao.
>>565857773SE isn't even fascist the idiots at AH just threw that buzzword out without thinking about it at all. SE is authoritarian.
>>565858017Sex with this bot
>>565857821>Sw*des should have objectively made Super Earth the good guys and humanity united it would have worked better.Yeah but then they couldn't moralize and grandstand over Americans (which is what this is all really about, impotent seething about the US)
>>565856598you're right dumbass, propaganda is just persuasive agenda driven messaging. quit bickering with plebbitors citing fucking urban dictionary definitions to justify their semantic argument.>feeds trolls>getting trolled moreholy asvab waiver batman
So are we really capping Luxuriant, or is the DSS just gonna leave tomorrow and then all the progression will get eaten away? It's the only place we're making ground right now anyhow.
>>565858152>grandstandSums it up doesn't it
>>565858313Exposing redditors and flustering them is a public service
>>565858313No he isn't. He said that if your entire race is about to be wiped out you have to lie about it and say its about rocks or minerals or else people won't fight. Hes retarded.
>>565850504But biomachines do?
>>565858429>>565858313Samefag
>>565858491>biomachinesholy reddit
>>565858451You're schizophrenic. Super Earth routinely paints bots as a major threat.>>565858530Seethe, reddit scum.
>>565858491>>565850504Souls aren't real.
>>565858610>If you think you can fight an existential war without utilizing propaganda you are profoundly gay and retardedMaybe learn how to read a thread chain next time
>>565858617>t. soulless tranny
>>565858610is this an ai post lmao
>BugsWe have to harvest these retards or no more FTL>BotsSchizo transhumanists that decided to secede, somehow when the Confederates do it everyones cool with caving their heads in but when cyborgs do it we're supposed to sit back and let them>SquidsIraq analogue but they actually DO possess WMDs capable of wiping out the galaxy Wow brilliant, why should I feel bad about stomping them out?
>>565858689Yes, propaganda is a necessity in war. I don't know how you expect to get people on the field without convincing them to sign up. Perhaps you prefer the Ukrainian method of kidnapping able bodied men and forcing them to fight at gunpoint?
>>565858946>Didn't read what anon wrote Read it again, you can do it
Everyone is too spread out and I really dont want to fight Sperm Burst bugs
>>565858946>propaganda is a necessity in war.In wars where you are lying about why you're going to war. I suspect you're confusing marketing and propaganda, propaganda is always morally wrong. Its a lie to trick people to do something they otherwise would not do. Marketing a war however can be morally good, its just advertising for what the war is about and why you need to fight. But that original anon is 100% a fucking retard. If the war is caused because you're going to be wiped out entirely then you don't need propaganda. Everyone knows what an extinction event is.
I have no media literacyI watch war movies and clap when either side explodes haha pewpew
>>565858830>but they actually DO possess WMDs capable of wiping out the galaxyNot in the first war they didn't. Humanity weaponized dark fluid to blow up Meridia and Penta. And we don't know if Seasse was destroyed when it got yoinked into the void or if it's just chilling in the tentacle dimension.
>>565858787>>565859081>still can't formulate a responseRunning on fumes huh? Feel free to post something of substance sometime this year.>>565859231I don't care about whatever reddit definition you're using. Your moralizing and nitpicking does not matter in an existential war.
>>565859473>Sub-AI reply I accept your concession
>>565858830>or no more FTLHere's a moral question. Why bother? If you can achieve perfect harmony with your planet with a perfect stable population why even go to space apart from space tourism.
>>565859357>Dark Fluid is a WMD>Squids made Dark Fluid>Therefore... Squids made a WMD"Weaponized" is a cope
>>565859708space cool
>>565859708Because theres planets out there to conquer and colonize you total pussy
>FTL setting that develops 'planet destroying weapons'A pebble moving FTL would destroy earth instantly.
>>565859708because one meteor or bad solar flare and your entire species is fucked
>>565859708>just let the aliens take over the galaxy heheheheh *rubs tentacles*How about no, you slimy faggot? The Milky Way is HUMAN territory. The Milkers is ours and ours alone.
everything makes sense when you realize we are super is***l
>>565859775Valid, but that's what space tourism would be for. >>565859869>conquer and colonizeYou have a small penis don't you
>>565859892Probably the best argument there is, having all your eggs on one basket is stupid.
>>565859954>why leave your house, the world out there is scawy just sit inside all day!
>>565860267I knew it, small penis detected.
>>565859725Uranium ore isn't considered a WMD, only when it is highly refined and put in one place with a detonator.
>>565859954You really gotta kill yourself, redditor. Just get it over with.
>>565860267>>565860410>Samefagging in 2026
I like learning all this lore hereBut I wish it was easier to access in the game itself>your diver is only allowed to know so muchYeah but still
>>565857226>europoors have to ask burger tourists to please stop beating the brakes off pickpockets and politely get robbedThey're mad Uncle Sam butt in line for a turn being the next hegemony. Euros front as these high-brow, refined, peaceful nations so they can pretend they wouldn't whip their dick and balls out at every opportunity like America does if *they* were in charge, but they all would and historically did.>>565857538also this
>>565860502Its made worse by the fact lots are outright lost.
>>565860336Uranium ore isn't synthesized in a lab.
>>565860449Erm...yeah you just btfo'd retard
Any of the bug subfactions are ball torture to do with randos. They are fucking retarded and cannot stay alive. Just played with a fucker who brought the crossbow to spore bugs and proceeded to kill himself about 4 times with it shooting a bug too close to himself.
>>565860768Spore bugs are based because they cuck rundivers and spawn so many that you cant solo
>>565860502That would be a convenient QOL, so give it 3+ years before they consider adding it
>>565857226You lack media literacy. Please educate yourself.
>>565860904>erm, akshully the humans blew up buenos airesokay retard
SWEET LIBERDEH! MUH LEEEEEEGGGGG
>>565861036You're so close to getting it but your ignorance drags you back.
>>565861249i like the one where she goes MAI LAIG!
>pay $10 for a worse grenade launcher/MMG that also uses a backpack slot for zero benefit
Dive.
>>565861469>inb4 actually paying for slopbondsthey really should of let you walk slowy with the maxigun
>>565861469>for zero benefitnot needing to reload is a pretty big benefit
What are Super Earth video games like?
>>565861849Stratagem Hero is the Dragon Quest of SEIt has 17 movies
>>565858689your whole argument hinges on the semantic point of "propaganda" definitionally necessitating lies and/or deception to be considered such when it doesn't. are those both common components? yes, but completely irrelevant to what that word means. your myopic argument betrays you, midwit
>>565858589Opinions and ideas scan be formed outside of reddit. You wouldn't know this because I'm sure that's where you came from.
>>565861946>semanticNo its the agreed definition of propaganda.
>>565861849>call of duty>is exactly the same
>>565861946>doesn't post any alternative definition because he couldn't find one that didn't fit his agenda Just stop.
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>565862229Where does this fit in
>>565861946>ESL still at it
>>565858830aren't the squids violating a peace treaty too or something
>>565862384skibidi dop dop yes
>>565862481When the Squids lost they warped out of the galaxy. They came back after SE used the squid fluid which we suspect is a wormhole.
>>565862005>Reddit response
>>565861946I know its you samefag you don't even put in the effort to hide your atrocious ESL posting style.
>>565862325We should make peace only with the bots and work together to free them from cyborg rule
>>565861837giving up damage, aoe, and a backpack slot to be able to spray aliens with 100 m-80 firecrackers
>>565861946First ever use of the word was by the Catholic church to propagate missionary work so yes like religion its a lie used to manipulate people.
Imagine how cool it would if we were all prisoners in a gulag rn
Thoughts? Anything I should add to the conversation for or against SE?
>>565862913>A lake was used up for this
>>565863020Many more will be drained unless you bend your weak knee, redditor.
>>565862887We should all be on an oil rig since we enjoy suffering for freeCould make some cash out of it
>>565862913Thats a lot of yap for not getting anything right
>>565863229>>565862913>Loses argument>Resorts to AI because he doesn't have the intelligence to make his pointThe level of self obliteration here is next level. True jeet behavior.
>>565857821The movie does not even successfully portray the federation as, "le evil." >look at this soldier with missing limbs. This only happens in fascism. Also he was given a cushy job and cybernetics and he was put there deliberately to scare away people who did not have the stomach for the military if you read the book. >a massive loss of life happened in a military operation. This only happens in fascism. Also the military leaders responsible were fired and replaced instead of keeping their job. >The bugs launched the meteor that destroyed buenos aires. It is not a false flag. They did it. But the brain-eating genocidal bugs are actually the good guys, chud.
>>565862384Psychological training against squid mental attacks and conditioning to prepare soldiers of Humanity to be prepared kill mind-controlled former allies at a moment's notice.
>>565863362yes we wouldn't want to see a more objective point of view rather than your deflections and insistence on being right while not actually saying anything of substance, right?
>>565863481>The bugs launched the meteor that destroyed buenos airesActshually its heavily implied that the navy pilot did this when she changed her course and got too close to the asteroid
>AI>Objective I mean I shouldn't be surprised he's this stupid.
>>565862190>Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition.>Propaganda - noun - The systematic propagation of a doctrine or cause or of information reflecting the views and interests of those advocating such a doctrine or cause.wow, you know that word propagate sure is spelled similarly to propaganda! I wonder why>propaganda is from the latin root propagare "to extend" or "to propagate"nowhere in any agreed definition is lying integral to the definition of propagandaneck yourself or become literate
>>565863881>Britannica >propaganda, dissemination of information—facts, arguments, rumours, half-truths, or lies—to influence public opinion. It is often conveyed through mass media.>Propaganda is the more or less systematic effort to manipulate other people’s beliefs, attitudes, or actions by means of symbols (words, gestures, banners, monuments, music, clothing, insignia, hairstyles, designs on coins and postage stamps, and so forth). Deliberateness and a relatively heavy emphasis on manipulation distinguish propaganda from casual conversation or the free and easy exchange of ideas. Next time use a real source
Are people still deluding themselves that Super Earth enemies are somehow morally righteous? This is a war of extinction, for fuck sake.
>>565863839I wrote all that.
>>565864146Squids are the good guys though
>>565863881>Anon is still defending the concept that existential threats are less serious than shareholder value Buckbroken rent free mind rotten tranny detected.
>>565863768It isn't a false flag. The director of the movie himself said so.
>>565863768Verhoeven said explicitly that the bugs did it
>>565863839If you can't defend your point any further I will accept your loss and continue regarding Super Earth as very flawed but ultimately the faction that absolutely should win the war and regrettably, due to their own actions, annihilate their enemies completely.The left side was written by me alone and you are free to refute that alone if it makes your clitty leak any less.
>>565864146Depends on how you want to define it. You have Arrowheading saying the war is entirely SE fault and everything that happens in the war is SE fault, then gameplay that doesn't show that at all. Welcome to bad writing, personally I think you're all retards for caring this much about something that wouldn't even make it to a bargain bin in a book shop.
I've taken to stop marking the artillery and lidar after main objective is completed when I spot it in the distance, so my autistic map clearing teammates don't hold me hostage in wanting to leave the fucking map already.
>>565864445it gives weapon xp tho
>host who was "accidentally" blowing up and meleeing teammates the whole round kicks everyone just before extractDo these guys realize kicked players just get seamlessly ported to a identical session? I feel like kicking someone back to ship was patched at least a year ago.
>>565864517>Do these guys realize kicked players just get seamlessly ported to a identical session?Probably not that would require them to have a brain
>>565864205Yeah the guys turning their enemies into literal zombies are good Honestly Earth treats them pretty well in comparison, squids just get splattered and shot, not subjected to mind slavery and body horror
>>565864681>Honestly Earth treats them pretty well in comparison, squids just get splattered and shot, not subjected to mind slavery and body horrorYou are aware of course that super earth did this to the humans who became the cyborg faction, right anon
>>565864517host would get raped in the most casual pvp game lmao
>>565864505I don't give a fuck.
>>565864750Wait.... REBELLING... HAS ....LE... CONSEQUENCES?
>>565864750The borgs chose transhumanism and were never mind controlledYknow, since they had the will to wage a fucking war, you retard
>>565863768Nope, the director came out and said that bit is like the book, bugs did it.
>>565864917Pre-war anon, pre-war.
>>565864393>Depends on how you want to define it. You have Arrowheading saying the war is entirely SE faultUndeniably true for the first galactic war, but this second war is all about the descendants getting slapped by the sins of their ancestors. Bots and squids are committing genocides, and Terminids are bug swarms; morality doesn't matter against three active existential threats.
>>565864984The people on cyberslan were slaves (like most under SE control) and were forced to adopt mining equipment cybernetics to just survive and make a paycheck. When they asked for freedom it got rejected and after SE either false flagged or over-zealously applied one attack as an act of war they started the current conflict. Reminder that of all the factions this one is the one that never needed to happen at all because if they just let them fuck off to a remote shithole like they wanted cyberstan never would have existed.
>>565865104Its shit writing in a game with a linear script used to sell warbonds getting into arguments over "right" or "wrong" here is retarded
>>565864984>>565864917>Cyberstan = America>Super Earth = Britain Where is my cup of tea you filthy slaves.
MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH
HAVE A TASTE OF DEMOCRAC-AAAAHHH! MY LEG!
>>565865404>invasion of cyberstan is the revolutionLol even in fiction bongs lose
AAAAHHHHAAAAHAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!
>Super Earth bred the subhuman gene out of brownoids and made them respectable members of society This achievement alone makes them the good guys
>>565856207One does not defend oneself against the profoundly retarded. You minimize the harm they present to themselves and others.
>>565865749>33% of the entire ammo pool gone An autocannon makes a lot more sense here given what helldivers fight.
>>565865749lmao
>>565864069what point do you think you're making here?>propaganda, dissemination of information to —influence public opinionthe definition>facts, arguments, rumours, half-truths, or liesadjectives describing the (not mutually exclusive) varieties of it. I never said lies aren't used in propaganda. its like saying all rectangles have to be squares because the definition gives square as an example.
>its been hours and hes still going Rocks > Existential threats
>>565866005what point do you think you're making here?>Propaganda is the more or less systematic effort to manipulate other people’s beliefs, attitudes, or actionsthe definition>Deliberateness and a relatively heavy emphasis on manipulation distinguish propaganda from casual conversation or the free and easy exchange of ideas. >I never said lies aren't used in propaganda.Yes you did but I accept your backtracking and concession.
>>565866005>I never said lies aren't used in propaganda.So what point are you making? Because that is literally what started this stupid shitposting spree. Dying on some other retards hill is moronic.
SWEET LIBERTY, MY WOOOOOMB
Remember. WEARERESPONSIBLEFORTHEDOXBe Better. Do Better.
>>565866368quote from coretta kelly after her temporary capture by hung illuminate forces
>>565865893That's a great idea, it could also be mounted on something more "sturdy" or "armored", something that could carry personel
>>565866559No, that'd never work.
>>565866559Anon that's stupid why would you put an autocannon on top of a medium armored vehicle. And its not like arrowhead has the resources for this and its been floating around for two years. Stupid anon, very very stupid.
>>565862642You should go back since its on your mind so much.
how about less lore and more lobbies
>>565867339>Took an hour for the redditor to respondStill using dial up?
>Evil is when humans thrive
>>565867439>He spends time seething in threads waiting for a response. Next level cringe.
Breed a bot.
Imagine seeing this and thinking he's an innocent oppressed victim or some gay shit. The giant claw hands means he's extra wholesome chungus, am I right?
>>565866342>asvab waiver anon used the word propaganda correctly >brittanica anon + others say you wouldn't need to lie to people with propaganda to fight an existential war>I am an autist & my special interest is etimology>Say propaganda doesn't have to consist of lies, but often does>I am now in a retarded (You) exchange with brittanica anonMy entire point was brittanica anon was pretending all propaganda hinged on being fallacious, and that he was retarded for that. That's literally it.
>>565867809>His computer is so weak he cant multitask
>>565868040>hmm how should we show we're the moral superiors in this conflict?>I know, lets make our robots all look like the evil chaos factions in warhammer 40k
Anti-materiel is fun again now that it's three shots to kill a war strider leg joint
If you're more concerned about some government official "lying" to you in a vaguely broad term over the robot and alien literally trying to kill you and your entire family, you might be mentally ill. >Diagnosis: Terminal Reddititis. >Treatment: Euthanasia.
Been gone since the bastion drop. How fucked is shit balance wise?
>>565868751it's fine?
>>565865749Where's the filenameIs this site going to break every other week now
>>565868042>pretending all propaganda hinged on being fallaciousIt is. You're retarded.
>>565868751idk i need supercreds to find out
>>565868040I dunno he looks better than you do and at least he had a job and contributed to society.
>>565868751Hive guard mains got a buff to have ap4 faces
>>565868997>redditor identifies with the insane murderous stroggified monsterchecks out
>>565868042Well you're wrong, and you can't even spell "etymology" correctly so your opinion here means fuck all.
>>565868997>contributed to society.Youre looking at a redditor that mutilated his body because he thinks hes the only one who had to work.
>>565869093I identify with freedom unlike you the broken tooth brit that you are. Pay more taxes to your noble owners.
It is funny that some anons side with the freedom hating super earth over the actual freedom wanting cyborgs and don't see the irony at all in that.
>>565868751bugs are actually tough now
>>565868751AP4 hive guards completely mind broke redditors and gamerdads
RUN FATTY RUN
>>565869320Fuck, I'm going to miss hiveguards dying in a second if you shoot them literally anywhere other than their head because they have no HP.
>>565869320I think people are just tired of random and spontaneous changes nobody was asking for.
>>565869174>>565869260Freedom is when you're forced to give up your entire body to the machine and have your brain scrambled by Cyborg High Command
>>565869260I side with the squids
>>565869320what are you even trying to show on non-host ultra easy mode
Hyper controversial things to admit on /hdg/ - Helldivers General >I like Helldivers 2>I got my moneys worth out of this game>I continue to enjoy Helldivers 2 >Some of the updates are pretty good>I'm looking forward to playing more Helldivers 2 in the future >I can use anything on any difficulty and it works fine the balance is pretty good >If I'm struggling with missions I can always lower the difficulty >If someone else is struggling with missions they can lower the difficulty >It makes sense that after seven years of development the devs have moved onto other projects to avoid burn out >Its fine to use third parties to support live service games>I don't mind if we're the good guys>I don't mind if we're the bad guys >Its fine if two weapons have similar or identical functions >Its fine to add weapons that will mostly be cosmetic alternatives >Making the game harder is fine there are lower difficulties you can switch to if it gets too hard What other hyper controversial things can you not admit on /hdg/
>>565869585I've been thinking about getting circumcised for keks is this what it feels like
>>565869585I consider not having any agency over my body to be equal to having my body mutilated, just as Super Earth does with all its non-top class citizens.
frankly as far as sci fi dystopias go super earth is pretty goodno smog, no overpopulation, no mandatory military service
>>565869320The whole hive guard situation felt completely blow out of proportion. People were acting like its going to kill the game.
Actual controversial things to admit on /hdg/ - Helldivers General:>The sterilizer is actually a good support weapon now.
>>565869649I am entitled to my opinion
What was the hive guard change meant to accomplish Nothing changed for light pen weapons, if anything it was a buff to them. It made medium pen weapons, a lot of which already suck, and took away a single niche that was not even that good.
>>565869649I Paid for the Halo crossover warbond and I don't regret itLower difficulties are fun and add variety to the game and you should unironically try them from time to time
>>565869856it gave hive guards aura
>>565869843Ooo that's a good one. >>565869858Very controversial I don't like third party stuff at all.
>>565869727>no mandatory military serviceThats the part thats actually surprising. They only seem to have very selective drafts
>>565869818Lets not go too far
Is the K-9 good?
>>565869856It made plebbitors and hdgshitters focus on that instead of the massive pile of shit that was the update, the warbond and the fact that we didn't actually get two biomes
>>565869995At killing teammates.
>>565868179>super earth>clean>multi racialCyborgs>8 feet tall whyte killing machines>mutilating their enemies >blending children in giant blender>dirty
>>565869995At teamkilling? Yes.
>>565869710You could just not enlist, retard. Fucking moron.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244011255762/probably galactic lap
>>565869787"Reddit AMAs" are very big issues to these sorts of people. To put it in perspective at some point in the past few years normies collectively decided RDR2 was the greatest game ever made.
>>565869934It was unironically the best halo product to come out in the last decade
>>565870078>Anon thinks citizens are free I'm sure you think you're an embarrassed millionaire too.
>>565870193>It was unironically the best halo product to come out in the last decadeI also took a really big crap last night but you don't hear me brag about it
>>565870229Any evidence of forced conscription? Surely you have some.
>>565870287Fibrous shit vs greasy diarrhea dookie IKIt's been so over for halo bros for so longI'll take my meme AR and meme armor thank you
Cyborgs are what happens when Ancaps decide they wanna destroy the social contract
>>565870363Not talking about the army anon learn the lore.
>>565870597And there's the concession, as expected.
Remember modified stratagems?
>>565870684>Backpedaling Go on anon explain how the people of North Korea have more freedoms than people in the United States. Super Earth is what North Korea is by the way.
>>565870804Don't deflect. Post evidence of forced conscription from Super Earth.
>>5658700933/4
>>565870078The US Army campaigned against student loan debt forgiveness on the grounds that doing so would make it harder for them to recruit from poorer groups of men who were under massive amounts of death. Super Earth always references "voluntary" service in a tongue in cheek way.
What if they add new red stratagems but they are locked behind a warbond
>>565870843Dont deflect. Post evidence of how citizens in North Korea are free.
>Still no new slop MO
>>565870951>>565870078rip meant to say *debt
>>565870951>itll be harder to recruit from guys with lots of debt if you promise to clear their debtThis anon is so fucking retarded its unreal
>>565869585>your brain scrambled by Cyborg High CommandSuper Earth lies continuously and provides no truth or perspective to any of its citizens. Also post proof that Cybers manipulate minds.
>>565870951Ok, and? Enlistment is voluntary.>>565871015Post evidence. Every time you fail to post evidence it just further proves you're a butthurt retard.
>>565871091Reduce all citizens debt. Not soldiers you idiot.
>>565870093full
>>565871172And there is a thin line between having no options and being forced to do something but I see you're trolling carry on.
>>565871172>More deflecting I accept your concession. You were unable to prove that North Koreans like Super Earth citizens are not in control of their own lives, proving my point. Your goalpost moving to attempt to discuss the military was a fabrication to save face. I win.
>>565871145There are no Cyborg civilians. Think long and hard why that is.>>565871279Enlistment is voluntary. Thanks for playing, dumbfuck.
>>565870993Would suck for consoletards and normalfags
>No MO, and the blob is completely unfocused at the moment.I sleep.
>>565871385>There are no Cyborg civiliansBecause its socialist. There is no such thing as a civilian in a socialist structure. Also I see no proof of mind control? Just assumptions? It seems you are what you call a 'dumbfuck' lacking evidence. Very salty, very low IQ.
>>565871380You have no evidence. You lose.
I like how they have finally managed to make headway with spawning. There is finally enough bugs to shoot. In general I like how bug movement is sharper. Making it harder to just run past them. But it dose make being host even more unbearbale. Alpha warriors. Alpha commander. Chargers are quite nuts right now.Hunter have attack range slightly too long. You get licked in next postal code by them. I wonder why is it so hard to do anything about host/client issues.
Next MO better be retaking Yed Prior and choking Clasa to death
>>565871542>I wonder why is it so hard to do anything about host/client issues.Too many moving parts in too many areas. Controversial take but it would have been better had they kept some sort of limiter so you couldn't get solo fags running off on their own in all directions. Either naturally through special enemies or unnaturally through just instant death if you left your blob.
>>565871564It will be squid MO. Bot content is content that is tied to new biome this month.
>>565871530>There is no such thing as a civilian in a socialist structure.good guys btwdig the fucking hole!
>>565868862I've been having this issue as well. New posts are fine but any webm posted earlier is blank, and if I refresh the page the ones that were fine will be blank too.
>>565871728>anon thinks no civilian means everyone is in the military You're such a cute little angry baby lol
>>565871042Theyre waiting for this to get to 50% first so we can watch all out progress go away
new stratagems when.new biome when.new devs when.
>>565871653In perfect game. If you were too far away from other player. Game should throw enemies at you at rate that's impossible to survive. Bug breaches that don't follow the normal formula. Patrols. Making 4 men groups only possible way to play. As for host/client. Client side. Bugs are now what hey were for host few months back. But for host they are way more aggressive then they were few months back.
>>565871172>Enlistment is voluntary.Arrowhead said its "voluntary" meaning it is in fact, not :^)
>>565871042It will be squids. I wonder if they fixed spawn rates for mindless mass in this patch. If they did. They will want to show that off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWVnsgGTEz4How come a weebazoid animu game from Japan has more political nuance and maturity than the media literacy experts over at Arrowhead?
>>565872143If you take your weeb glasses off you'll see its actually not
lobb doko
>>565872221Really hard to see the Helldivers as le bad when the actual bad guys are in fact pretty fucking evil. What if Cyberstan was actually civilized and made people question things when they saw it with their own eyes? Instead we saw an industrial hellscape, built purely for war and death.
>>565872493AH writing is dogshit what can we say. They went with the 'they're 100% in a war of survival with no other features because of super earth' which doesn't give them any good features to root for.
>drop into game>immediately die from desynced mines I can't seeebin
>>565872493>What if Cyberstan was actually civilized and made people question things when they saw it with their own eyes? Instead we saw an industrial hellscape, built purely for war and death.The cyborgs had statues of them hugging automatons it was wholesome and I liked it
>You A-pose if you use the new emote with certain weapons.That QA guy they had should have been fired sooner rather than later.
>>565871905We just had a new biome, dumb fuck
>>565872682>Grass>But blue More moons. Less planets.
>>565872682there were supposed to be 2 retard
>>565872659well automatons are programmed to simp for cyborgs, they don't really have a choice
>>565872671?
>>565873175What if they're actually sentient and independent
>>565872143Sweden never went through any civilian upheaval. Their civil wars were actually wars against Norway and Denmark. During 1900s. They were all in on facist program of central Europe. They supported nazi party of Germany up until it got in power. Then they sat out ww2. Then went into sleep. What you are seeing is immature society exposing themselves as fools. Japan on otherhand. You had opening of Japan. All the upheaval that followed. Slide into imperialism. Birth of hard-line politics of Japan. Most intresting part of Japan is how fascist takeover of Japan failed. Yet Japan became even more radical and entered into ww2. It tells you about society that went through lot of upheaval before literally getting bombed into passivity. They were like out of control child getting put in corner and made to reflect on their actions. That reflects quite bit media Japan is putting out. Especially games. It's about how system itself is at fault. Not just one bad guy at center of it. Individual action in greater system. Shades of authoritarianism. In how many japanes games. You have authoritarian super structure that operate outside of control of goverment. That is very much how military and navy factions of Japan operated before and during ww2. Especially Kwantung Army and it's patrons.
>>565868862I can see the filename on my machine. I don't use any alternate 4chan browse extensions though.
>>565872919>t. doesnt play the gameretard
>>565870093
Cyberstan, whatever happened there?
>>565873564Its literally grass but blue. Sometimes red.
>>565873921Izzat farming went off the charts
>>565873921We wiped out 99.99% of it but lost magically.
gallant = shit
>>565872493Well yeah. Only facist stuff from SE you see in game is those troops patrolling in street in opening cinematic. But even that is undercut becouse bug appears out of nowhere. There is reason to have those armed guards. And propaganda. But that falls on camp. What else we see from SE is. Racial harmony. Peaceful society. It may be rough on edges. but it's humans working toghetor as humans. No matter race or creed. Clean cities. No slums. No opposition other then "rebels/dissidents" but as far as we know there is either non and are used as excuse for everything bad happening. They are rebels for more hard-line goverment. Or they work for enemy. Bad stuff we see from SE. Spending soldiers recklessly. Lies and propaganda of stims. Bad guys we see are mutilating humans. Eating humans. Using humans to do evil space magic. Enemies make it clear their war is genocidal and super earth is stuck on 3 front war against them. Even visually. Cyborgs are tall white people and at same time helldivers are from all the races of the earth. Super destroyer is manned by people of colour. There is no way to come to conclusion that SE are bad guys in this scenario. You can say their system is wrong or flawed. But no way they are bad guys
>>565874101Against bugs yes but its great vs bots/squid titties.
>>565874249Literally just North Korea anon.
>>565872682There will be 2 more biomes comming out. Forest and snowy forest. One this month and one next month
>>565871542I'm a bit sad that I they inevitably will hit the crack bugs with some nerfbats. We'll see fewer spore titans, crackbugs won't quite be as fast when on crack, we'll see fewer bugs, etc.
>>565871542>There is finally enough bugs to shoot.They could be denser. Multi-layered carpets of bugs that are thicker than grass. Shrieker swarms that blot out the sun. I will not be satisfied until I can play against a bug swarm that's like playing third-person Creeper World.
>>565873945>grass is blueAnon, uh, you might be colorblind.
>find ongoing missions>can't find missions>turn on crossplay>find a billion missions>Join a mission>the average IQ of my teammates drops like 40 pointsI forgot how bad that consoleniggers are.
heavy unflinching doko
>>565874249The justification for not seeing slums is that Helldivers would never be sent to them. Only the top % of citizens get saved by Helldivers.
>>565874249Fascism is when your uniform scares redditors
>>565873945>Begging chooserRetard
>>565874646I don't speak ESL want to try that again?
>>565874715>Doesnt know an extremely common english phraseholy retard
>>565866559you could even take this one step further and mount a cannon on the top and give it a machine gun on each sidea heavy vehicle, you know, designed for assault
>>565874781>Anon can't spell beggers can't be choosers And its called an idiom, not a phrase my silly ESL friend.
>>565874646>>565873564>Actually defending the new planetThey copy pasted the extraction points. The Bug zones are copy pasted from other maps. The ONLY, and I mean ONLY difference is the ground texture is a bit different and the trees are a bit different. But otherwise they didn't even fucking bother to introduce any different terrain or features. Its basically a pallet swap.
>>565874928>splitting hairsconcession accepted, retard
>>565874335I don't know. In north korea you need premission to move from sector to sector. Travel and moving permanently. But on otherhand. North Korean justice system is incredibly fair. Once you compleat your sentence. It's water under bridge. From top to bottom. Once you have paid your dues. It's done. Crime is forgotten. From top to bottom. And sentences aren't even that bad. It might be several years of labour camp. But not spending rest of your life in prison. Prison population is declining in north korea too. In 5-10. There is as many people in prison as in south korea. It's one of those quirks of north korea. SE comes off more like punishment battalion. Sending you work on mines rest of your life. There is breeding permit. But do you have freedom of movement? There is some kind of central planing on colonial program. But there seems to be private pioneers too. It would be easy to make SE look evil with simple stuff. Forcing people to move to front line planet. Hammer home lack of freedom of movement. Hint of narative that super cities are as much prisons for people as they are cities. Once you are there. You are there for life. Joining army is only way to get out. More stupid permits. More talk about justice system and how unfair it is.
>>565875106*Correcting your poor grammar. Its ok I do it for free because I know you learned English as your culture is dying. Also you need to capitalize your first word and end with a period next time ESL.
>>565875034Are you aware what game youre playing?retard
Just got this game. What the fuck. How in the fuck does an anti tank missile directly into the thorax or upper chest of a giant ass bug not kill it? This is the stupidest shit.
>>565875196>Schizo babbleretard
>>565875141Because they kill them. The system is not fair you have no legal representation or rights. And no you don't get forgiven in North Korea you are stuck in the slave class forever. Its only Western nations that even entertain the idea of rehabilitation and forgiveness, we even have laws protecting people from learning about sentences or crimes for certain people. Dumb ass korean shill its a complete shithole fuck off.
>>565875218>BacktrackingConcession accepted.
Aliens colonial marines warbond when?Pulse rifle primaryShort barrel pump action shotgun secondarySmart gun support weapon with medium penetration Sentry gun that fan be backpack deployed and relocated Alien Earth was shit they fumbled hard
>>565875314Sorry did I use too many big words? (You) stupid, me smart. (You) smart to listen. Got it?
>>565874454I think they hit the wall with how many bugs there can be. Now bug corpses are issue. They block out each others. They need to solve corpse issue. Easy fix would be making them blow up in smaller pieces. But that's too heavy for engine. >>565874410Yup. I love crackbugs. I just wish spore titan didn't have armour and was faster. High hp titan that you can kill with anything. But fast and scary. I hope they do spore commanders. Chargers. Impalers. Vomit bugs. >>565874632What about when we attack. We don't see occupied slums. Game never shows us wrong side of track
Will you guys shut the f*ck up about what the devs should add or haven't added yet? How about we appreciate the amazing game they've already made for us for one f*cking minute.
>>565875427>more incoherent schizo babbleretard
>>565875428>What about when we attack. We don't see occupied slums. Game never shows us wrong side of trackHelldivers only go to areas where the top citizens are. Why would we see slums? The SEAF handle the bulk of the wars i.e. the slums and common areas. When we go to save the SEAF they're also in the nice areas, or invading planets and trying to save the better colonies.
>>565875521I accept that you keep replying with the same words because your brain is overwhelmed. I win. Next time don't defend maps that are pallet swaps.
I really hate playing bugs. I do not find chargers or bile titans fun at all. It's so hot damn tedious to have to kill them.
>>565875330They have condemned 150 people to death in 2020s. Saudi arabia executed 350 people in 2025 alone. North korea is shithole. You don't need to make things up about them.
>>565875602>Comparing a shithole to a shithole Wow! Two terrible counties are bad?! No wai!
>>565875602>North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Russia, Super EarthWhat a long list of great places to live that not one person in this thread would even visit.
>>565875653Just tired of fake news arguments.
>>565875592That's why I use hammer. Makes killing chargers fun. As for Bile Titans, well, someone else can deal with them. Ultimatum if I really have to handle it myself.
>play new bugs. >died twice. >both deaths were because a spore titan's corpse, which had been dead and unmoving for several seconds, moved unprompted and hit me with their legs. I really just do not find the malicious code funny.
>>565875787How would you know? Its North fucking Korea its all fake.
>>565875592Just take Ultimatum and it's not tedious at all.
>>565875817The legacy bugs and shit going wrong all the time is just killing the game. The fucking dropship bugs out half the time, enemies are now break dancing again when they die, dead bodies clipping and unable to be climbed, enemies despawning in front of you, its just the fucking worst.
>>565875886>Just suffer the load out AT tax and it's not an issueGay.
>players tell arrowhead they hate ragdolls and there is too much of it in the game. >the "new" enemy is a buffed up reskin of a bile titan that now ragdolls you forever. Can we get devs who are not spiteful or at least do not talk about how they, "listen to feedback," despite knowing full well they never will?
>>565875428>I think they hit the wall with how many bugs there can be.I know.
>>565875584>Still having a schizo war with the demons in his head and losingretard
>>565875931I get ragdolled from the Spore Titan breath which doesn't match the visual and hits me even when I stand to the side of the entire fucking Titan and it ragdolls me behind a piece of terrain I can't get out of and bugs swarm me and kill me.
>>565876039>Makes Spore faster to fulfill the fast bug swarm army vibes >Adds a HP sponge enemy with a knockdown attack Where is the fucking LOGIC here.
>>565875767In russia. Death penalty is still there. But it's on hold. It has been long time since they last carried out death penalty. This shit is why HD2 fails as political commentary. They took visual cues and vibes of "bad guy" yet didn't give it any substance. Hoping for players own imagination filling every gap with worst stuff. Just like you are doing. You look at "bad guy". Fill the caps with bad stuff and call it day. When there are plenty of real issues that make these countries shithole. That would give them real substance why they are shithole and flawed. Instead it's just. They are bad. So ofc they must do X.
>>565875931I really do not understand what the issue is with this game it's like every update or warbond actively makes things worse.
>>565876035>AT weapons are... le bad!
>>565876169You don't know even 1/10th of the lore, nor have the mental skill to grasp the writing between the lines.
>>565875931Erm Helldivers 2 is a wacky party game, chuddie.
>>565876169>yet didn't give it any substanceThey did. But retards come here after looking at screenshots and think they understand the context then say "But clean streets!".
>>565876162Enemy that's goes against new and old design of spore bugs. Spore titan should be high hp. Low armour and fast. Maybe not even vomit. Not high armour. High hp. With red knockback vomit. It's probably left hand not knowing what right hand was doing.
>>565876219>Oops teehee you need to shoot it multiple times to kill it silly>Here's two more!
>>565876035>not playing by the game's rules makes it suckWho could have seen this coming?!
>>565876039Arrowhead probably has a mandate forbidding devs from soliciting feedback and talking to players ever since that one dipshit decided he was going to troll the redditors.
>>565876249>>565876316Go on. Please provide us with this deep lore that makes everything clear.
>>565876438Literally 90% of this thread is the lore. Go read it you disingenuous retard.
>>565876341>shoot it multiple times to kill itAll bug enemies aside from hive lord are oneshot by RR.
>>565876352Deep rock seemed to solve the problem over five years ago. The game needs an armor stripping mechanic that does not require one to simply launch a sacrificial AT projectile first then another. At least let us fucking have tandem warheads to break the enemy armor AND kill it in one shot. Otherwise what the fuck is the point of the AT weapons? One eat can't kill a bile titan or a charger? What the fuck is the point of them then. Bugs are such bullshit.
>>565876558Oh great, enjoy the one useful weapon in the game. Here's warbonds containing so many useless weapons. Good job AH
The Gallant exists to tempt people to buy citizen edition
>>565876493>>565876249Look at the redditor doing his "look it up" bit again!
>>565876438>Arrowhead have said SE is outright evil>SE caused not only the first three wars, but these three wars >Entire SE economy is a war economy, only works if they expand, kill and conquest >A tiny fraction of humans are free, rule everything, own everything, and use lies and propaganda to control everyone else>Everyone else is a literal slave living in the dark about everything in their lives>Told they will have glory in war, die horribly>Get fuck all training or support in SEAF >Any words against Super Earth = Instant death. No trial, no representation. >No freedoms at all in any shape or form, can't even have sex or have children without the state knowing>State owns everything you do, no private ownership ever >Even saying you don't like your state mandated job = prison When you fuckers genuinely defend this shit I have to remind myself that about half the world lives in similar conditions in crap holes like India, China, Korea, ect and you wouldn't save yourself there why would you be able to identify it here.
>>565876341There's not a single bug front enemy that you can fight right now other than the hive lord that takes more than one ulti or eat shot unless your aim is bad.
>erm ackshully super earth is north korea/hdg/ is turning into one of the dumbest generals
>>565876772Spore Bile.
>>565875291erm you should look up all the enemies weakspots on youtube or the wiki before even playing, youre basically ruining the experience of other playersthanks
>>565876740>no private ownershipexplicitly false
>>565876960Can you fight it right now? No, you cannot.
>>565877031Not false at fucking all. Talk to the ships quartermaster and she'll talk about how the state owns everything and its a good thing. They even added lines about AI generation recently.
>>565877074The second Spore Bug world was captured?
>>565877003This may be a bit of a lost art for the modern day gamer but have you tried... figuring it out yourself?
>>56587674099% of your post is schizo headcanon
>>565877031>Hey, Helldiver. Wanna hear something crazy? I heard that in the old days, every work of art belonged to the artist who made it. Can you imagine? Now, of course, art is all converted to data and then replicated over and over. Far more efficient.>I heard there was talk of a strike on Prosperity Falls. Something about their work being replicated without their consent... hopefully they'll crack down on them soon.
>>565877173>stealth patches your game
>start getting ragdolled by the ragdoll titan. >getting pushed away from it. >teammates throws 500kg at it. >the second the red marker touches the ground, I start getting ragdolled directly towards the bile titan and the 500kg bomb. >blow up. >ragdoll titan survived btw.I wish I was recording. This game is exhausting.
>>565877306You wanna lose another argument?
>>565877425>more schizo headcanon
Why the fuck did they feel this game needed bile titan holes?
Discussing politics and ideology with sheltered neets and third worlders is a lost cause. I know none of you faggots have good debating skills let along good faith.
>>565877557I know. To think that the redditors ITT keep siding with aliens and murderbots just because they're butthurt at their dad or some goofy shit, it's ridiculous.
>>565877397Did you check the time?
Clean it up RR janny!
>>565877647Retard
>>565877782>someone says "butthurt redditor">you immediately get offended and self report
>>565876493>>565876740>just read the wikiWhat you don't seems to get. What I want is helldivers done right. Where SE is actually presented and fascists sate and as bad guys done right. Where game itself make it clear. Where you don't need to leave the game to come to any conclusions. Where game can stand on its own and make this message clear. Right now what we get is multi racial society fighting against 3 front war against genocidal monsters and aryan super soldiers. With tidbits of system being kinda fucked and rough around edges. But overall things seems to be fine so long monsters aren't attacking. At most. System and goverment is first and foremost stupid and incompetent. Not some facist superstructure and hellhole where radical defitism is correct policy for civilian and soldier to have.
>>565877867>Where game itself make it clear.No one gives that much of a shit and there are bigger problems to solve.
>>565877839Retard
>>565878008>self reports again
we need a new MO.....
>>565877557>im holier than thou cos i dont engage!No you're a coward, even worse than a shitposter.
>>565877557 (me)I'm israeli btw, if that matters
>>565877652Time for what
>>565878179>>565878295A hit dog hollers
I had a nap and you guys are still arguing using the approved 4chan scripted words
>>565876201The swedes don't use version control. Old bugs are floating around in the assorted frankenstein builds in their offices.
>>565877397>spore titan start to vomit in a line starting in front of you and ending behind you>you get knocked away by the first impacts to your front>get pushed away>bomb lands>by now the spore titan vomit trail has moved past you and is impacting behind you>get pushed towardswould have happened without the bomb
>>565869320>x10
>>565878417>No warbond for four weeks>No other updates coming>Recent update was mostly shit Well, what else are we supposed to shitpost about anon.
>>565878417Oh you want some too? Getting lonely back there?
>>565877031It seems more like corporate capture. Frankly that is one thing they get right. If we are to go with German style fascism.Their belief was very much let corporations do bauisness as they want to. No guardrails. If Germans are super humans. Letting german industrialsit free reign is right thing to do. For their superiority will translate to best things ever. Before the war. US libertarians were extreamly excited over German industrial policy. Fred Koch went there and fell in love with nazi germany over their industrial policy. On otherside. This lead to situation where german army had ~5000 diffrent models of vehicles. When soviet used few hundred. Even when factoring lendlease and captured stuff.
>>565878457>starting in front of you and ending behind youThat is not what was happening visually.
>>565878520I went to Super Earth and nobody knew your name!
I miss vox engines. At least they had funny voice lines with their ragdolling.
>>565878305Every 7 minutes the game will try to kill you
>>565878735>Every 7 minutes the game will try to kill youCan I get a longer explanation
A reminder
>inflammable armor>cremator>swarmed with bugs>just dive and spray all around wildly>come out alive every timeIts just that simple
>>565878878can we see this code?
>>565879057Feel like the cremator use to hit my feet and ignite me upon diving beforeDoesn't happen as much thankfully
>>565879076Its hidden between super earth being the good guys and a balance patch that fixes everything
mashallah brothers, gg
I;m thinking about thos Lobbies
>>565878878That is some extreme shitter delusion right there.
>>565876039we got this ragdolling piece of dogshit with buffed head health because...?? instead of a spore titan hellbomb explosion
>>565878878This is tribal delusionLike if you see an owl your oldest son is now fucked
>>565879321keep thinking buddy I'm proud of you
>>565876039>Ragdolling is "spiteful"You're a dramatic tranny. It's not like AH could have made the new titian faster or deadiler. If they did then redditors, gamer dads and /hdg/ troons would be throwing an even bigger tantrum than they already are.
>>565879457nta but I'm willing to indulge it, even though I know it's bullshit, because conspiracy theories are the only endgame progression we have.
>>565879358>>565879457You spiritually unconscious hylics, this is perfectly replicable, it also runs the code immediately after you resupply as well
Tbh the new bile titans are way less threatening than the old onesthese guys just exist to eat up rockets, or cremator fuel
>>565879537same I will now autistically check the clockAnd when im distracted by said clock and dieI will blame it on the 7 min code
>>565879665breakthrough is genuine dogshit on squidsi guess its balanced since its great on bugs and bots
>>565879486>exosuit waverider mode
>>565879486cute girl
>both crossover warbonds cost the most SC>are both practically the worst bondswhat did they mean by this
>>565879457Why are owls fucking my son?
>>565879953hoo knows
>>565879953owl find out soon
I noticed the little gnat shits do that thing cats do where they get in front of your legs so you cant walk and it makes me want to punt them across the landing zone
>>565879769>when i run out of ammo and there's a vox nigga in front of mehttps://youtu.be/VhNyuj6hu0U?t=78
Due to realismYou now have limited stratagem ballsUse the armor with the fanny pack passive to hold 3 more
WHY THE FUCK DO STRATEGEM BALLS BOUNCE I FUCKING HATE IT
WHY CANT I PAINT MY TANK YET
>>565880406You mean the commando missions?
>>565880676That's how you know things are going really bad when they deploy the free layups
>>565879578>this is perfectly replicable,so let's see it
>>565880247>channeling the spirits of your dead homies that got ragdolled into mines as fuel for your chud rageit's real and I've done itemma...
>>565880729And I bet it will do shit like break hit boxes or something so they will have to buff enemy attacks in weird ways to fix it that will have a thousand unintented consequences
>>565877675clean up what, the vaseline on your screen?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244018974100/another lap
>>565880729>>565880883>Bastion can now use camos!>You have to buy each camo from existing warbonds>They 100 medals each>Also if you use anything but the base model your Bastion will randomly turn into a giant purple ? explode and crash your game
>>565879953i'm not sure, but they must think it's a hoot!
it's gucci hours btw, stop replying to him you morons. It's the same shit every fucking day with this subhuman
>>565881143Its the resident low IQ troll ignore him
WHERE IS THE PSYCHIC WARBOND
>>565881235You simply cannot cope with the facts.
desu they should remove the bastion, its an instant win for any d10 mission except maybe eradicate but even then itll probably be ifne
>>565881217literally who?why is there some mindbroken schizo constantly spamming some fags name all hours of the day?
>>565881310>it is true because I say so. >I am a woman because I say so. See? indistinguishable.
>>565878878>What that code does, is not clearIt's quite simple. Think the L4D director; it begins actively trying to kill you in various ways, as well as raising your position on the aggro list artificially>Squadmates cause a breach>Breach B-lines it for me, running THROUGH the squad to get to me>I'm two bases away watching it unfold>Squad clears the breach with impunity because lol lmao svvedes
desu they should remove guns, its an instant win for any d10 mission except maybe eradicate but even then itll probably be fine
>>5658811093/4
>>565881374don't blame me for your smooth, broken brainevery daythe same timeframethe same argumentsthe same vocabularythe same hostilityit sure is a fucking mystery, retard
>>565881381>Implying it isn't true when multiple /hdg/ troons(including you) continue to seethe in the general over the spore titian.Pay attention, and read the threads.
>>565881109>>565881438four
>>565881483>I said it is true so it is. Logic indistinguishable from a troon.
>>565881134>Don't hit a rock going in reverse while turning left (or is it right?), you'll go flying into the stratosphere where the traitor barrage will fire upward at you with 100% accuracy
>>565881587>Continues to plug his ears and close his eyes like a child.Calm down, pay attention, and stop acting so emotional.
Give it to me straight. There's too many war bonds aren't there? Is there anything from a single paid warbond that you absolutely cannot live without or is it all memes and trash?
>>565881653>fantasizing about a child.You are never beating the troon allegations.
>>565881695there's like 2 or 3 must have warbonds, the rest are dogshit.
>>565881735>Far reaching, cope response. I accept your concession
>>565881797>>565881823>Seething so hard the he's posting with his pc and phone nowPathetic.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244018390995/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>565878878If you believe this, you should not be allowed to vote
>>565881223its coming out in twenty minutes
>>565881953No need to be upset. Just read the thread and pay attention. You'll learn something.
>>565881909full
>>565882015>it's real because I said it is. Trannies are so tiresome.
>tranny!>no u!>tranny!>no u!>tranny>no u!AAAAAAAAA SHUT UP
this thread has been pointless arguing for the last 4 hoursplease joel drop the MO so we have something else to talk about
>>565882090>He's still seething this hard because i brought up a simple, little fact.Kek, stay mad D6 shitter.
>>565879665>close distance and punch enemy that explodes on death>it explodes, damaging you because you're close to it>very obvious pause as your brain struggles to collate this information>slip on a banana peel and die
>playing on crack bugs>Scythe is doing pretty good at defusing the bugs by burning them down>in just a few days hive guards are going to become more annoying when their armor level goes down and their unarmored bits gain more HP againfucking niggers.
shitslippers melty
>>565882327muh sentries tho
>>565881134>You have to buy each camo from existing warbonds>They 100 medals eachThis is probably fucking spot onThey'll release a few new paints in warbonds before getting around to the old ones 3 months later too
You're both trannies now hurry and kiss
>>565882327I actually thought the change was good after I had played it. Everyone brought medium pen weapons because of those guys and the bile spewers. But now there's something that ignores the med pen meta and is weak to aiming. It's also slow as fuck and stops in its tracks when something bounces off its armour so it doesn't need to be killed immediately like every other bug. Started using light pen weapons because of it and they're actually good.
Release the next warbond
>>565882468>cp posterActual or anime crap?>british broadcasting channel posterWhat is with schizos and spamming this /wfg/ has a schizo who has been spamming about it for so long that he even made a fake clan named after it.
Why TF don't we have another black and yellow camo yet?
>>565881389>Bro its a coincidence that bile titan flew 500 meters and landed directly on top of you
>>565882676actual cp, i don't think anyone here is retarded enough to cry over loli. He was ridiculed by everyone for some particularly shitty take he had one night and had a complete meltdown and started spamming it for a bit
Holy shit this thread is hilarious
>>565882791>All the posts in the thread depicting said scenario aren't real. You are desperate and mentally ill.
>>565882809was that before or after the furry scat poster?
>>565882759>flew 500 meters at you>whiffed and flew past>RUBBERBANDS BACK TO TRY TO HIT YOU AGAIN>COMES TO REST INCHES AWAYStop nooticing
>>565882759Just tested and there was no change on any 7 minute mark as either host or client. Only massive change is when all objectives are completed and the enemy spawn rate basically doubles.
>>565882713Because that war bond is t ready for release yet. It will contain several more medium armor penetration weapons only too!
>>565883025>It will contain several more medium armor penetration weapons only too!Unironically i just want more light pen ARs and laser weaponsWe've already got perfectionHeaven really is a place on Super Earth bros
Painfully obvious this is the only social interaction you guys have
>>565883115Yeah, you being a real woman.
>>565883182gyad dayum
>>565878878Isn't that in-line with the average helldiver lifespan?That is how averages work.Just because European roulette has the odds of 48.65% of winning on black or red, does not guarantee that you will win 48.65% of your next 2, 8, 10 games.You might win all 10 games in a row.But over the course of 10000 games your average will certainly be really close to 48.65%.
>>565883407AH tells us the average life span is 2 minutes or something extremely short like that. However we now know that was them being shitters and coping and should be dismissed as such.
>>565878878This has to be a Wesker shitpost.
>>565883490>7 minutes. 7 Minutes until I throw a bile titan at you
>>565882604hej Niklas or whatever the fuck that one dev was called
>>565883567Wesker could end all terminids with a single vial of evil juiceThen control SE with another vial of evil juice over their heads
Can these 2 trannies just fuck each other in their nu-vaginas already god damn
>>565883630This one just sounds like you do his bidding now
>>565883724all of this general's problems would be solved if this schizo could have brat correction sex with gockyslippers
New>>565883881>>565883881>>565883881
I liked this general more when we were discussing which ponies to fuck instead of trannies.
>>565883724It was only a matter of time before this general got its own thread schizo. Happens to every general without exception.
Why should I stun the big enemies with 6 spear bolts when I could just kill the enemy which stuns them forever?
>>565883909I'm tearing derpy up nglI'M GREEK NIGGA
>>565883909Sluttershy will always be the sexiest. Trixie has a hot bitchy attitude and voice tho, would slam hard.
You lovers are soo cute
