Previous >>565831801>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>565854710real thread over here >>565854308
We like Curren here, right?
>>565854710This one
>>565854965Yeah no thanks
Don't talk about it here. Move all discussion about it to the JP thread. That's how to make it stop posting. It does not want people posting there >>565661335
I vote this thread
Flatliner here for a PSA because our club is still ranked above 10k, and I wanted to give our lurking members a pep talk. Playing MANT? Are you insane? Doing your dailies? For 75 carats? >but muh pulls Kill yourself >I love danchou sexually though Castrate yourself While you're there, chop your cock off too. If you don't take action in any form and you're still playing by the end of the week, I'm doing absolutely nothing just to make all of you seethe
this onepress the button on the schizo thread btw
>>565855128I HATE CURREN
It's going to be a long year waiting for turbo
Fine
Nature OP so this one
bump
CORRECT THREAD
>>565855352This bit sucks
>>565855515my danchou!
>>565855429>reddit shower
>>565855352based
>>565855515If you make an umamusume wear a butt plug tail is she technically a twin tail now?
>>565855561Keep seething
>>565855515mambo danchou..
>>565855515when is Mambo going to update to The Matikane Room?
>>565855128https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75YuwF6hBfY
>>565855234sorry I don't know moon rune
>>565855128Maybe
My trainee is about to get sent to the shadow realm
>>565855739say kawaii kawaii whorrensay kawaii kawaii whorren
>>565855752instead of talking to him here reply to him from the JP thread. Not complicated
>>565855806Surely you're still in classic year
>>565855806you just know the run has been going too well
>>565855128
>>565855806Her unique works for this CM?
>>565855234I will post about JP. I will not post in the NTR thread however
>>565855969rice wouldn't do it.....
>>565856038MANY are saying this
>>565856038why does it have to connect every time I click on career
>>565856038That's good, as long as you don't post NTR or don't talk to it I don't care what you do
I will post in all 3 threads
>>565856038Good and that's how it should be.
I love Cafe so much....
>>565856014Not really but I'm doing it anyways
I wanna fuck one of these umas but I'm not gonna tell which one
>>565856190Rice Villain would do this
>>565856190Janny's gonna freak
>>565856038Everyone here is so bratty and sassy nowadays
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>565856120It takes some time to load the awful inspirations and mood down events
>>565856257I'm convinced we don't even have jannies anymore
>classic year>just realized I picked a lv 30 borrow instead of 50maybe I'm an uma because I'm so retarded
>>565856272my favorite ritual post
>>565856145Thank you schizo-dono, I shall abide by your rules.
kingu love
I'm slowly losing interest to play this game, help me bros...
Curren has no friendsAyabe doesn't count
brosim tiredreplacement for sweepy where
>>565856431Ayabe counts as 2 friends
>>565856489never play the game
I really have been getting spoiled this week, though it did end up with me spending like $500+ on merch. Getting a bunch of Stego, and Gold clan interaction (including even the seiyuu video which was also very good) has just been amazing, and Gold Triumph is such a good song it plays on loop in my head. I'm just so, so happy. Now if only my Bakushin runs weren't so damn bad.
>>565856406You need to find a new motivation or a new goal otherwise you will feel the game devolve into the usual gachaslop loop
>>565856431Why?
>>565856406Man a whole wave of toreinas I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>565856145We love NTR here, take your meds your parents don't love you
>>565855806Third medium up. I am so sorry whoever needed those.
My Dream Journey.
>>565856530Who wins in a grill off, Taiki or Stay Gold?
oh I know he's seething
>>565856667GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAY
ntr is one of the ugliest and most boring umas i don't know how anyone could like her
>>565856190>doesn't actually do itAll talk, no cum. As expected of Laisu.
>>565856621Please don't give up anon
>>565856753he literally only picked to avatarfag as her because nobody else likes her so he can be a snowflake
>>565856502>>565856502
>>565856265>>565856038I need Ai to look at my penis like that
>>565856821>>565856753This but the staygoldtranny
>>565856406Embrace sweet deathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcAwnsk_Rbw
>>565856530That’s why they call it the GOLDEN WEEK
>>565856907go back to your shit thread
>>565856667I NEED gyaru Creek paizuriOr nursing handjob
>takes all 5 clocks to beat for absolutely no fucking reason
why
>>565856984>check time in indonesia>schizo wakes upevery single time with this third worlder
>>565856970
>>565856238how much?
>>565857017It's Calling
>>565856621time for another gacha
>>565856984Stop pretending you play the game
>>565857048yeah, funny coincidence NTR faggot woke up recently too
>>565857081what is the international rescue comittee going to do
>>565857048>made me check>8 amKek
>>565857096NTR was already up before then, brown turd. First thing in the morning and you are sperging out kekaroo
>>565857017You're weak. Why are you so weak? Because you lack Power.
>>565857204uh huh
>>565857092Any good ones in the horizon? This 1 hour dailies are killing me.
>>565857004The Rapists vs you (the raped)
>>565855234>check that JP threadDamn, they are tasting that /vg/ diverse culture.
>>565857251you know you can just do a mcqueen run on ura in 4 minutes? or if you don't have her use ulala?
>>565857290But Opera wasn't in the race
cock and balls
>>565856621Grand Live will finish the job
>404
>>565857240too poor to afford meds ig
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/fan_count_1
>>565857395But GL is way more chill to play compared to this. You just train, buy songs, and...that's about it.
when will the staygoldfag move into the next fotm instead of shitting up the thread with his ugly boy
>>565857395We really should be accelerating at 1.5x speed. Im just tired of this bullshit
>>565857459>deletedPFFFFFFFT
>404brace yourselves melty incoming
So what made this thread the thread that lives even though the other two were made earlier?
I'm gonna rape someone if I don't get Med S I'm at my fucking limit
>>565856621>This copypasta is still getting geniune repliesI knew it, we have newbwos! Uma rising
>>565856504When you knock her up with twins she counts as 4 friends!
>>565857510>>5658575318 AM in Indonesia and the poors are crying
>>565857551Don’t spoonfeed him
Blow it out your ass.
>>565857551seethe avatarfag
CM14 here I come!
>>565857569Just give Shiraoki-sama an offering for good luck and what you need will come
>>565855515>flat crotchbut i thought her name was matikanefutakitaru?
>>565857629my fuarking HERO
>>565857569I keep getting Medium S and fucking nothing else of note
>>565857658MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>565857658Mejiro Extra Bright
>>565857658AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY EYES
>>565857658I missed you bwo
>>565857601The post cuts deep into everyones heart and they know it. We need some major QoL update like super skip and quick race.
>>565857658FUCK OFF
>>565857086This much.
>>565857658ACKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>565857658Are you planning to win A finals by blinding your opponents?? WHAT THE FUCK
>>565857658Based Curren chad, Falco could never shine like this
>>565857658Bwo found a way to double circle Radiant Star.
>>565857658It's not bright enough
There's a staygold avatarfag A chiyo avatarfag A fine motion avatarfag Yet the only one who gets any sort of shit when the staygoldtranny is worse for being off topic, is the ntravatarfagWhy?
>>565857658>Fille Eclaire
Ladies and gentlemen, I have my maruzensky parent.
>>565857658AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>565857623feed me>>565857637i am not the ntr poster if you'll believe it
>>565857848Are you going to ask this every time
>marked
>>565857658
>>565857848NTR fag taunted the schizo too much and schizo lost his marbles
>>565857786
>>565855912
Bwos I'm actually fucking crashing out on this run, it's just a doomspiral of bad news
>>565857658AHHHHH
>>565858018I SEE PINK
>>565857919
>>565858018It'll get better.
https://x.com/TheSafeAnnaAnon/status/2051438462692389354https://x.com/asthin_nico/status/2051438893178966265>>565858018düsseldorfer sex with my german hons
>>565855234Genuine mental illness. You're just as bad as the avatarfag.
>>565857961This is extremely cute but I wouldn't want to experience it, for fear of accidentally crushing her during the night
>>565858072Yeah but it's not a nipple
>mile S off of a 2* grandparent>no medium Skill everyone in this thread
I was in the other thread waiting for replies. Didn't realize it died.
>>565858153Murder is not a random act of kinda nice
>>565858085
imagine sucking gentildonna's breasts bro that kid must be at risk of drowning all time
>>565858153You wouldn't kill me though (I'm a Falco poster).
>>565858107>senior summer>not a single stat at S yes>crashed and burned on 3 epithets so farI don't think it will
>>565855806Pretty good stats but no skills. Ah well, still better than what I had yesterday.
Mejiro Ramonu is the ugliest uma in existence fuck off shilling her glad her card is useful because i will never be running her career
here's your MANT parent double circle 210 affinity inheritance vwo
>>565858131is that your twitter acc?
>>565858269
>>565858372t.
>>565858295As the father of that kid I confirm
>>565858142worst case she leaves, or slaps your shit.source? used to have a Shih Tzu sleep at the feet end of my bedthe bigger problem will probably end up being the nightmares due to the weight on your torso
>>565858295i wish i was that kid
Huh.I’ve heard that it could happen but never seen it in person, a single 2* Mile spark proc increased my Mile Aptitude from B to S.
>>565858372she's just a hot lady with a stupid dot added for no reason, no way is that the ugliest in existence
>>565858398MANT is a great game mode, better than Unity even
>>565857848I used to shit all over the stego tranny, but I haven't seen him post in a while. He just lurks and does jiggies.
>>565857604Back down to 2 friends soon.
>>565858452
Did I just join r/umamusume? Why is there so much gat trivalism in here?
What is the next CM?
Why did the NTR thread die when it was properly baked and the earliest bake
>>565858085>>565858269>>565858452soft
Holy shit. 7 runs and I can't cap SPD on a 15% uma using Kita+NTRNTR is such a shit card holy crap
>>565858647Try asking a third time
>>5658586451600m, left handed, tokyo, firm
>>565858472
>>565858642>gat trivalismKweh?
>>565858647No one was posting there so I guess that's the reason why the maido erase it
Hey so, are NTR OPs just banned now?
>>565858642Worst /vg/ general prease understand
>>565858638
>>565858642did you mean gyatt
SURELY they will release some burger horses with the Beyond Dreams scenario being out right? They won't pass up this chance with the big Kentucky Derby advertisement?
>>565858642how do you know what r/umamusume looks like?
>>565858790yeppers, and it's a good thing
>>565858770
>>565857848first 3 are just annoying, the NTR faggot is actually harmful as he gives bad advice on purpose and floods the thread with his ugly uma when someone makes fun of him for being a schizo or starts defending himself while pretending to be a different person
I wish Cygames didn't have such a stick up their ass about fakeumas being playable, because I'd roll for Sol Badguy and Ky Kisuke
>>565858798this place is averagego to /xivg/ if you want the worst
do male toreinas really
>>565858817
>>565858862If he's from /uma/ club, I bet he does
>>565858968She has an actual vagina, so yes
>>565858295As the son I can confirm I almost didn't live to make 25
>>565858642you are so mad
>>565858638>>565858817Dia love
>>565857658>two sprint skills>no Budding BlossomBricked
im bricked can anyone give me a hand?
>>565858642>gat trivalism
>>565859002
>>565858965It can't be wors->Male MondayYeah, I'm glad I'm here
>>565859147
>>565858968Why does this look like Joey from Friends?
Delete this bitch from the game.
>>565858968>do male toreinas really be straight and wanting to fuck FEMALE PUSSY HAVING uma?yes
>>565859219t.
Being the son of an uma sounds like torture. Guys already don't want to hear their friends say their mom is hot, but imagine having a mom that just stays young and is genetically inclined to be hot, it's an unending fear that you go home and find your best friend balls deep in your mom.
>>565859176
>>565858642I know you meant gay tribalism.I know you fat fingered your keyboard hard there.You FAT FUCK.
>>565859258Delete yourself
>>565859394
>>565858829I don't think the Japanese would consider spending money to roll American (bred+trained) horses that are just literally-who's to them, so Cygames won't do it. Best we'll get are Japanese horses that won American races like T O Elvis or just more American weebs like Grass Wonder.
>>565859258Vodka supremacy!
>>565859258>cuts>drivesShe can't keep getting away with this.
>>565859421Spe wouldn't do that cause she would be busy getting dicked by me
>>565859363
me in the middle
uma for this feel?
>>565859431I agree, the ntr nigga is a schizo
>>565859421Spe is a huge chud she would become a Karen.
>>565858968SEX
>>565859527and im busy dicking your chud daughters fucktard
>>565859560No, you're a male
>>565859603Rice
>>565859558
taiki shuttle and super creek are the goats
>>565859756shut the FUCK up creek gooner
>>565859756they're clearly horses
>>565859603Sugar Light and Light Hello during our weekly threesomes
>>565859353Reminds me of a story I read about this girl who was like 19 or so that had a young mom whose entire life basically got ruined because she walked in on her bf fucking her mom raw, and apparently had been doing it for like a full year before she found out>>565859756Greatest of all tits?
>mfw dabbin on the schizos
Does light hello R card work in the same sense Riko's R card worked "well enough?" or should I aim for SSR lb1 when grand live releases?
>>565859803
>>565859742
>not able to login for maybe a week>lose out on gems and awards>club kicks me outWhat else do I lose for being out a few days
>>565859863Get the SSR.
>>565859805>only weekly>not bi-weeklyweak
Ramonu raped me and no one believes me...
I got a new ultrawide monitor after cracking my last one.
The Condor Pasa
OUR HEROES and special week
Two days ago was the most watched Kentucky Derby of all time…19.6 million for telecast and 24.4 million for actual race It was higher rated than basically every sporting event besides the NFL and College Football title game
>>565859863No. You want the SSR version at least 2LB if you wish to stay competitive, and have an easy time with the scenario
>>565859912Uma&Co danchou allows vacations so you won't need to worry
>>565859863If you want to be even remotely competitive, no. It's not good enough.
>>565859863Nyo, you will need at least 2lb ssr
>>565859801im no gooner i just didnt have a good mother figure
>>565859560Dating kitaposters
>>565859863Nope need SSR. That's what jewtubers are saying.
>>565859929When life gives you ramonu, make ramonuaidu
>>565859560you owe me sex
>>565859912Mambodanchou...You also lost the Golshi week rolls, 564 carats a day and the free uma/card rolls.
>>565859912just do an URA run and be done bro
>>565859918>>565859971>>565859974damn okay... do we at least get free pulls?
>>565859920I have other threesomes to deal with
>>565859908
Maru...
>>565860013i lost my father at a young age... maybe thats why i like kaichou and her dad jokes...
>>565859973>Uma&CoThat's...pretty clever...
>>565860061Yes, 100
>>565859912RIP bozo
>>565860073>no time and power for bothweak
guys is the stamina gonna fuck me over?I could just keep firm conditions instead of firm course menace and buy levelheaded as a last resource, I got super lucky this run but not a single gold nor white recovery to be seen, I'm gonna blow my fucking head off :)
>>565859858more like schizos dabbed on you honestly
How many more CMs where Firm Course Menace is not mandatory
>>565860061100
>>565859684oh>>565860019>>565860053sorry...
>>565859968Japan carrying the Derby as it should
>>565860061yeah, 100save 15k carats at the very least for then, you should have more but 15k is the bare minimum to play the scenario
Oh man I love 40% megaphones I can't stop buying 40% megaphones I have 70 40% megaphones but I keep buying them when they show up in the shop even though I don't use them because I love 40% megaphones
>>565859908I am falling for the propaganda
>>565859863>all those replies but no reason whyLight Hello gives the gold version of playtime's over for her final date and it isn't available in his R version, and it's a really good skill as you can guess
>Join jiggy lobby>NTR anon has been jigging this whole time with his dacchis>Meanwhile the schizo runs rampant in the threadCan't make this shit up
>>565859756
>>565859912Just tell the club you need to afk for a week if they're not all schizopaths they should understand
>>565860204rape
>>565860085
buzzword after buzzword after buzzword
Curren gets MLB in a 10 pullFalco has to pity all her cards
>>565860174>CMs where Firm Course Menace is not mandatoryall of them lmao, buying that instead of just firm condition is a waste of SP
>>565860225That isn't the only reason either. You lose out on the unique effect with the R card
>uma has an event that can give Fast Learner>event shows up every run>never fucking gives you it once
>>565860398fatass
>>565860225Post one of your CM13 aces with PTO I double dare you I bet none of them have the skill
>>565860061100. Start saving your carats already.
>>565860283
>>565860413The threesome will be legendary
What if I run both Nature and Dober for double ASEIt would be funny I think
>>565860204I NEED A DATE WITH SEX
>>565859912If you're in a casual club, danchou should understand if you send him a message in chat
>>565860371lol retard
>>565854115Official Undisputed List (NPCs who will likely not be playable in the future are not included; Meek, Lil Cock, Benis, etc. Recently released umas also not inlcuded cause people will always discuss recent umas)Tsurumaru (uncommon)Zephyr (uncommon)Furioso (rare)North Flight (rare)K.S Miracle (rare)Air Messiah (rare)Rhein Kraft (uncommon)Daring Heart (rare)Bubble Gum Fellow (seen posted like once or twice maybe)Samson Big (very rare)Sounds of Earth (very rare)Royce+Royce (rare)Chitose O (very rare)Blast One Piece (rare)Kiseki (very rare)Epiphaneia (rare)Logotype (very rare)Rose Kingdom (never seen posted)No Reason (more like no posters lol seen a few times)Believe (so forgotten I almost forgot to include)Some posters who lurk and post these umas every now and then or are big fans of the uma and post them sparingly (if that counts as talking about them) so weren't included:Hishi Amazon/Miracle/AkebonoHiyahideTaishin (many posters on release but don't see many posters now)Air ShakurPearlWindyBamboo MemoryWin VariationVerxinaBamboo MemorySakura LaurelGimletKris SEspoir CityTactBouquetFenomonoPandoraBikoThank you for reading my horseshit Vodka
are you guys gonna roll for Copano Rickey?
>>565860474You can't handle them both
>>565860413I will never understand the appeal of seeing a girl with your pubic hair on her face. That's fucking nasty you bitch. Clean yourself up.
>>565860472
>>565860438yeah because it's a hard skill to get now bro, just like NSM only a few people bother having it because it's not given for free anymore and wit yeppers is trash
>>565860632I will die trying
>>565860527>Bamboo Memory>Win Variation>Verxina>Bamboo Memoryhidoi desu wa
lol
>>565860672
>>565860653It makes me mad not having a sadako uma
>>565860653Me
>>565860606>dirt merchantShe's cute, but nyo
>>565860653Closest we have is Cafe
>>565860606ye
>>565860653Manhattan Cafe
>>565860527Her name is Hayahide and she gets BIG LOVE in this thread.
>>565860527Good list. I honestly like Sounds of Earth however lol
>>565860924>>565860653Ayabe kind of works too.
Do any of the sweepy forks work, I'm not spending an hour doing parent runs
>>565860527>Believe (so forgotten I almost forgot to include)idk I like this cute weird boy
>>565860847
>>565860849How does the trackrecord look for inserted horror rn? I know Still in Love is apparently the 1st to have a horror element and supposedly Admire Groove is the 2nd.
>>565860606NO
>>565860954She's asking for it
>>565860989What if I join you on a call and we talk to each other while doing parent runs?
https://x.com/status/2051164634011324882
>>565860253Nigga is having a melty in the JP thread for some reason
>>565860606>8 or so greens mandatory>d*rter (meme CM that comes once or twice a year)mmmnyo
>>565861004her outfit is fucking stooopid
>>565860164850+1 gold is the recommendation. you only have about 840+1 white.
i like umamusume so much because its a happy world and real life is becoming more and more depressing
>>565860653>>565859603okay but what about this?
>>565860989In MANT? No, not even a little bit unfortunately.>>565860606Depends what my carat situation is like. Cheer Halo probably killed too much of my supply though.
>>565861006
>>565861092https://x.com/deko_morii/status/2051164634011324882fucking hell
>>565860527I'll talk about Royce when we get her 3* banner
>>565861152Narita Brian
>>565861287>black bars
>>565861193
>>565859912>What else do I lose for being out a few daysAll the thread ERP invites
do any of yall know good uma artist that posts both nsfw and sfw stuff?
>>565861101>>565860253They're the same person. Stop giving him attention.>>565861287One of my law professors was named Royce. Years after graduating I ran into him at a strip club. One of the strippers is a student at the same law school. Umamusume.
>>565861232My dick btw
>>565861371gn
>>565861418Proof that they're the same person?
>>565860661I imagine it's similar to a dude liking creampie images.
How does cheer kingu work for CM14, should I run her as an end closer?
>>565861602Their back and forth posts consistently line up with the posting cooldown time.
>>565861660She has innate Rising Dragon for carryover, so you’d rather just run her Late usually
>>565861753but that's been proven untrue multiple times
>>565860661/h/ is right over there, although it's a pandora's box you may not close and forget.
>>565861660For spurt yesAlso you can use Daring Strike
ines fujin's skill is pretty good, you can still win against end closers and late surgers if it activates
Daily reminder that Bright of the Mejiro clan should not invade other uma's turfs and she should fuck right off back to their mansion or else...
>>565861743
no one is rolling for this uma, i can guarantee that
>>565861743Chan....
>and then she ate all the food!!!!!!!makes me laugh every time
>>565861972>fr*nt
What if I dont wanna post umas but post horse
>>565862037that's why she stopped getting carrots from her momfat fuck
>>565862084then post horse
>>565861972i will complete oonigga supremacy
>>565861972
>4% wit failjust fuck you
If you say that's been disproven, it just automatically makes it falseNext CM is 2400m? No that's been disproven
uma moe now supports traitor stalking and doxing...
>>565862037This is a pig
>>565862037FAT
>>565861935
they should release a spinoff of the game where you date the other trainers, riko is so cute
>>565861972>>565862145SHIT
>>565861972>it's a "character isn't as good because she has a meta support card" episode
>>565861972someone post the "SHIT!!!!!" soundpost
>>565862187That is a wild step-up
>>565862124Hmmm..... nyo
>>565862187Big Chrono is too powerful..
>>565862187I fucking hate linkedin
>>565862187holy poaching
>>565861972Cygays really dropped the ball for some time and then they saved themselves later
>>565857395>20 min runs vs 1 hour runsYeah, I doubt that's the case.
Sweepydev should help contribute to EraUma
I got second place in the ultra Golshi finals because I forgot to hit the retry button after the first race
>>565862187dox him already so we can blacklist him
>>565862187Check who all the /Uma/Club traitors are
>>565861665fucking slutty brat trying to seduce an adult man like this...
Dancin on the schizos
>>565862624DON'T
>>565862624NTA I found another one, though much less successfulI don't see him lasting long
imagine being aroused by a little shit like Teio
>>565862739sexing almond
BLACKLIST ALL /UMA/CLUB TRAITORS NOW
>>565860751>minor grammatical/spelling error mcqueen sobbing.jpgI'm suprised I only made one error>>565860970Based, I knew that would draw you out of the woodworks lol
>>565862775Natie would not say that.
why don't all the other clubs team up to take down /uma/ club
>>565862186I disprove of your disproving
Yeah, I moved to a new club to get better rewards. So what?
>>565862838You need rape correction
>>565862775Imagine getting raped by Teio
>>565862852oh noooo not the drooling retards, please don't come for us!
Excuse me this is a private establishment. I am going to tell you to leave.
>>565862965You can't do that
>>565862795Blacklist this
>>565862187>/pcrg/You can even see followers count this doxxing is getting out of hand.
Now that we have everyone's attentionhttps://poal.me/nxjgq4https://poal.me/nxjgq4https://poal.me/nxjgq4
>>565863041I'm going to rape you violently.
By the way.Just hand me your discord or gmail account and I will allow you to opt out of the public dox list.
what the hell
>>565863127What was the link to the user lookup again?
>>565863142add a new answer
>>565863268Wonder how big that wit would be with full FM
>>565863268Imagine if Fine Motion was at orange bond as well.
I have been loyal to my club since day one.
These aren't /uma/ clubs. Kinda sus
>>565863475>>565863480>FM>At full bond before classic summerCome on, let’s be realistic
>>565863268>Derby race dayALWAYS CHECK YOUR TRAININGS
>>565863601we're running out of poachable /uma/ anons...
>>565863634Just give her some ramen.
what the hell did /uma/club do
Tacuteyon
i wanna come inside service height umas
>>565863075AWOOOOGA
>>565863851They poached uma&cos top member this month so uma&co are coordinating shitposts about them from their club discord
Wall of Shame:Ulle - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤPandre - ex - BasashiHydrops - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤMARo - ex - Uma&CoUmama - ex - Rare BrickOJ - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤnyo... - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤNana - san - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤNash - ex - AlmondLoveDaji - ex - ButtSweat
>>565863015?
>>565859801>See Taiki's Shuttles>Thinks of Free Bird
>>565864056AIIIIEEEEEEEE
for all the creek hornyposting i dont think ive seen a single anon run her in CM. are umas with blue uniques just perma bricked?
Oh boy
>>565864056SHAME SHAME SHAME
>>565864056/uma/ club and 2MA are the same club so it's fine
>>565864056AIEEEEEEEEE
Why is there suddenly as this gay ass drama?
>>565864056post your profile faggot I know it's you NTR faggot
>>565864048Nice try Rare Bricker
>>565864056>I betrayed my first club early enough to not be on the listNice
>>565864056BLACKLIST THEM
>>565864056Wtf why would you doxx me
What's her name?
>>565864206Okay OguriFatPandre - 454681848895Dubs - 486240632284Umama - 803837256004nyo... - 792262951537AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - 926168475148Allen - 715715554298Nash - 663502262671saya - 579311802175Evertras - 736962143878Ogurifat - 583318999677gregor - 668939443823Ulle - 566422332866Blemi - 921575195265Nana-san - 568420068239Daji - 648204552249Hydrops - 680669320329Kimono - 982934603950TSparx - 249009775188OJ - 533242102667Crestia - 181888546300Myren - 739213083039Coffee - 420121195717SublimeSeethe - 611460456806SPECTRALWIZARD - 707969366869ryanxwonbin - 473563368824Rein - 207877279602Eetu - 875163097312sora - 705193700369pp - 549158762676MARo - 155026452988
can someone please explain what 'on the backstretch' means in uniques like ballroom seuin?
>>565864206ogurifat bwooo...
>>565864056What the fuck, people leave clubs and join to another??? You wouldn't never do that bwos... right?
my club is literally UNDOXXABLE
>>565864056Not cool.
DOOORKS!
>>565864341On the backstretch is a euphemism for cumming on someone's back during sex
>I'm not on the doxHeh.
>>565864056>>565864339
>>565859968I had a good time getting drunk during
>>565864339AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>565864056No, stop the count!
>>565864335Asston Mammarychan
>>565864341straights before corner #3 on longer tracks
>Full on club doxxing always around this hourNyooooooticing...
I lost a race to my rival Tannhauser but I didn't mind because she was so cute.
>>565859968People still watch football? Thought that was a boomer or millennial exclusive thing
>>565864056nyooo...
>>565864341backstretch means if its right or left track &straight_front_type==2 straight_front_typeChecks if you're currently on a specific straight.Possible values: 1 (straight in front of the audience), 2 (straight on the opposite side from the audience)Example: straight_front_type==2Meaning: You're currently on a straight on the opposite side of the racecourse from where the audience is.
>>565864339
>>565864653You know it's the ntrfag
>>565864375it's a job experience. I have to move up to CEO. One day I will be the new Allen
>>565864335extremely lewd uma
Another rerun? Boooorring! Surely you guys can come up with better material than this
>>565864780416 my beloved...
Ban V Uma&Co what the fuck are you doing?
I'm applying to /uma/ club next month
>>565784593just a funny way to censor my name without fully namedropping myself. If you know me it's obvious what to fill in the blanks. if you don't you can still laugh.
>>565864056>>565864339Okay, now we just do this for every /uma/ and /uma/ adjacent club, anyone who has ever joined or spectated a room, all /v/ma and /vm/a clubs, and then this stops being a big deal.
>my club is so irrelevant it'll never get doxxedfeels good
>>565864849I'm applying my penis to Dober's umanko tomorrow
>so mad his dogshit thread got deleted he spams club doxx now
>>565864056I was never in a club called 2MA though
>>565864836AllYouNeed
>>565864056...there is no Mambo here...
>>565864849I'm going to violate you.
>>565864978Mambo is a cult
>>5658649302MA is umao rebranded
>>565864978Strangely enough they haven't poached their top earner yet...
>>565865016
>tfw not in the listPhew. Safe.
anons, help..when do us pace chasers rise..when is it our day in the sun..
>>565864743>a straight on the opposite side of the racecourse from where the audience iswhat the fuck, how do i know where the audience is? are they always where the starting gate is, so it means a course that ends on the other side?
>his club features used goodsI seriously hope you guys have better standards than that;
>>565865173you have taiki and nishino
>>565865016I said /uma/ club not uma... Nevermind. Ugh.
>>565865174The audience is on the same side as the finish.
>>565864978>>565865103Mambo are the zerglings of /uma/
>every post i don't like is from NTRthese schizos are getting desperate
>/uma/ club is a culture-less mutt club
>>565860781
Well now that its all out in the open, go do a fan run to boost your club, surely you can make up for the loss of one or two members, right?
>>565865234then how does a race have a final straight on the backstretch if the backstretch is opposite the audience and the audience is on the same side as the finish????
RememberWe always win.
>>565865343How does Chrono compete with the doxing power of Uma?
Just raced against an /uma/ anon in a public room
>>565865197>all umas choose to be trained by used goods trainersNothing wrong with being used goods
>>565865440MAGA
We should blacklist /uma/ club from the danchou race. They're sovless as fuck, just go to reddit already
>>565865491did you have sex after?
>>565865491I hope you washed your hands afterwards
>>565865053That club imploded because of a shit Danchou, I'd hardly call leaving it a betrayal.
>>565864918Poachers are keeping an eye on us though...
>>565865491my ex-danchou likes adventure
>>565864132I alternate between running her OG version and her Mummy version depending on the distance and how masochistic I'm feeling (Sprint Mummy Creek was like getting my nuts twisted)>are umas with blue uniques just perma bricked?I don't know if every uma with a blue unique is bricked but she has the dilemma of Pace (as a running style) lacking anything on the level of TTL, Spurt/Strike, and the gambling package of Lates so everybody just outzooms her. And outstamming only works in round 1 and Group B.
Can someone please reply to me? I don't know why I'm hated
>>565865573more like uma&co for harboring a shitposter like you kill yourself
>>565865573>>565864339>ryanxwonbin
I'm not in any /uma/ club but I frequent /uma/ and /vm/a room matches
>>565865491It's always so embarrassing like why are we not posting the lobbies here it's like cheating
>>565865696I want to have sex with you, but don't know how to express that except through bullying
>>565864076>that butt>that smug expressionI am going to pound you until you can't walk straight
>>565865789You're a whore and don't belong here, post your id.
>>565865491I'm just testing I don't have all my aces ready yet...
>>565865789I do thisI also post like I'm in an /uma/ club
>>565865846I'm not doxxing myself fuck you
>>565862037slampig spe
Okay but what uma am I masturbating to tonight?
>>565865789Same.
>>565864335Ines Fujin
>>565865816>>565866037
>>565865723you don't even play the game, post lobby if you do
>reddit club>discord club>VFag club>cheater club>flatline clubwhere do I go? nowhere is safe
My club never has any drama.
>>565866113B yourself teiofag
>>565866113mambo has some spots!
>>565865723>everyone is the NTRfaglollmaobut it's good to have a scapegoat kek
>>565862841Natie would get teen preggers if you gave her enough attention
>>565866190>>565866105hit a nerve did I
>>565866037
If she does this with her hands, you're doomed to be her slave
>>565866037Sounds of Earth
>>565866289Being Seiun's slave doesn't sound very appealing actually.
This uma moe doxing feature made me find out that the one guy who left my club 3 months ago is also now a danchou of his own club. I'm kinda happy for him..
Lookin for an gay /uma/bf
>>565866225see >>565865043
>>565866408Being Seiun's slave does sound very appealing actually.
>>565866414Now all we need is a messaging feature and we can reconnect like old coworkers!
>>565866225ok you got me, Im the ntrfagnow you can go home redditor
CAN ANYONE STOP BIG CHRONO
>>565866457okay this one is funny
>>565865491I once saw a dancho job.
>>565866539Big Chrono plans to add CM titles. Next /uma/club will require plat winners only.
>>565866457i dont get it
>>565866289Being Ardan's slave would be a pleasure
>>565866689glad I just got mine then
>>565866493
>>565866539Chrono isn't big...
Chrono's top pic is her giving a footjob btw
>>565866457spics always make the best uma memes
>>565866692nishino and urara fucked
>>565866014I know who you are, pay me tribute by posting urara sex.
>>565864056These zoomers are club hoppers no loyalty and all
>Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Would it kill to give me a distance pink?
>>565866692https://en.netkeiba.com/db/race/201704020406/
>>565866840stop gooning to good art
>>565866842What if your danchou was a zoomert.danchou
>>565866763I want to fuck this minx so bad it's unreal.
>>565866840sign in with your discord and I can make your profile private
>>565866862Sorry, best I can do is Late spark
>>565866289>>565866408>>565866739I would play goo goo babies with Creek.
>>565866879wtf lol
>>565866929They'll just quit without notice like the Mambo danchou or Almondlove danchou
can we bring back Turbo Tuesday? Or some other new weekly race perhaps?
>>565866929Allen bitches about his mortgage so I think we're good.
>>565866129All of the drama surrounding my club is made up.
>>565866840I look like this
jgh, did mambo die yet?
>>565866935
>>565867009>Late G>End GNot today, cygames.
>>565867073We have Marv Sundays but I wouldn't mind more weekly races
>>565867109Yeah it's Matikanes now
>>565867109Mambo is now Orange uma club
>>565867109nyo the fukuhrer seized control
>>565866097I am gonna fap to Chrono again..
>>565867117I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
>>565866457latam, soul
>>565867073I want to do one big lick from the end of the fleshy part of her tail all the way up to her budding breasts
>>565867230I'M YOUR FOOL
om nom nom
>>565867053...I see.>>565867091/uma/ club danchou is funny, I appreciate him as a fellow danchou. I'll just leave it at that
>>565864132There are a couple of reasons for that, and all of them are sad. 1. While she can outstam any uma and it's not close (native Maestro, 10% stam/20% wit, recovery unique that's nearly a 2x gold), she has only 2 speed/accel skills in her kit and must rely on inherited uniques for everything2. The tracks she's good on are extreme long distances, like the Haruten, and on those tracks, Kitasan and Golshi alone are overwhelmingly strong compared to anything she could do Basically it doesn't matter she can easily outstam anyone without breaking a sweat, an 1100 stam + gold recovery well-built Kitasan will wipe the floor with her 9 times out of 10. IT FUCKING SUCKS AND I HATE IT, I WISH MOMMY WERE VIABLE
>>565867350You would have to pass through her ass to get there and Turbo is definitely not the most thorough wiper
Green = beatGray = tiedRed = lost to
>>565866929rape
>>565867340Curis carreando la cultura memera de este juego
>>565867408shut up creekfag
>kitasan run on golshi mode>2 clocks on debut>glue>turn off golshi kode for next run>2 clocks on debutwhat the fuck is her problem
>>565867402With how much shitshow has happened with the two(2) dancho derbys we had, I don't think that an /uma/ tournament is possible at all now.
>>565866289>>565866739>>565867034>>565866408Big fan of this pose
>>565867468Umas don't poop
>>565867582You need to use 9* Speed parents to win the early races
>>565864132Creek is bad because you need to buy a shit ton of skills to make her usable
>>565867073disgusting flesh tail
>>565864978that's because I didn't join another club when I left Mambo
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>>565867631
>>565867109the entire collapse of mambo today was orchestrated by agents working behind the scenes. there was literally en elaborate gaslighting campaign created to usher in peaceful regime change. it worked.
Yae
>>565867225Good. Chrono is so fappable for me I can use the same material and it doesn't get old, doesn't even need to be lewd either
It'll be weird as fuck if /uma/club won't be the club with the most plat titles in /uma/
Need an umawife that comes home drunk, beat the shit out of me and the next day buys me a pc gamer while crying and hugging me, repeating over and over how much she loves me, that she's sorry and that this will never happen again (it will)
Does Golshi mode give clocks or is it useless monies?
>>565867760
>>565867785We can fact this soon!
schizo be like
>>565867139Front Spark it shall be
>>565867795That's the canonical end for trainers who make full debuffer Nice Natures.
Posting NTR activates the schizo like a Manchurian sleeper agent
>>565867795air shakur
>>565867778Imagine getting pinned down by a loli uma
>>565867845shut up creekfag
>>565867824
my Danchou is on the verge of Class6 Demotion
the dynamic duo
>>565867631I though Bright was one of the safe ones...
>>565867845It’s 10 am in Jakarta
>>565867775as someone who spearheaded that gaslighting and contributed to it being accepted without question (I'm not in Mambo btw, but I did spam the fake post-daily reset danchou rule like it was true for 3 days), I'm proud if it contributed a bit towards Mambo's success
>>565867845Too high effort, you can’t post this here
>>565867953love, marriage, and sex
>>565867953>>565868021roru, rumao
>>565867983don't dox me
he has been going all thread btw
>>565867824>>565867953
>>565868010What the fuck is that vile thing
>>565867845Kek saved
the fuck is this ultragolshi mode man
>>565866097slut
>>565868010
>>565868050her expression scares me
>>565868164MoneyTitleOwari
>>565868164For funtorture modeDon't take it too seriously, it's just for the title
>>565868114the chud chicken new pokeyman
DON'T OPENYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>565868050I can feel myself becoming The Raped
>>565868162NINE, OKMAYBE MOREAT LEAST NINE FOALS
>>565868021dozo~Actual spoiler in case you really weren't aware.
did Mambo finally collapse? Where's the Mambogeddon I was promised?
>>565868162told creek I wanted double digits
>>565868335HUGE, nicely, shaded tiddies!
Family.
how's my cm13 team looking?is it good?
more WIT chad umas like obey when? that race was kino
>>565864056doxxDEITY
>>565868360i shouldve rolled for bright T_T
>>565868335Wifeumas are good
>>565867845kek
we're not going for T30 this month right? danchou?
>>565868374Mambo resurrected, the flatlining NIGGER danchou got kicked to join his flatlining NIGGER discord bf Betrayer, an officer claimed the throne, Mambo lynched all the flatlining NIGGERS and now they're accepting new Mambros who will run a career every 3 days, and woe unto ye who think ye shall not be b& if you flatline. So they're doing fine.
>>565854710>no good new racers for at least a monthwell damn. Sorry Palmer. I like you, but not enough to spend my hard earned karats on you when I'm still saving up for my beloved Brian's rerun...
>>565868513sex with cingray uma
>>565868513Air Shakur has 30 % wit growth…
Stop posting umas with hands over their mouths
>>565868531I hope you get invited to the Mejiro state soon
>>565868162
>>565868050>>565868360Oh I am a big Bright lover, she is definitely one to be cautious around
>>565868592An officer did not claim the throne, just a fukubro in the clubThis faggot just wanted to say nigger a bunch
Bright is evil umamusume
>>565868827I have no reason to believe you and yet I do.
>>565868827shut up tamachud
>>565868604>release another uma with Big Nig as a career event>during MANT, when career events are disabledwhat the FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM
>>565868823I have no reason to believe you and yet I do.
mejiro THE BEAST bright yadda,webm
>>565868427she looks sad because she can feel that there are only seven in there and she wanted to make at least 14 for you
>>565868482Looks good but the lack of Medium S will be your doom.
Runs are shit
>GL will bring back actual bigniggersTachyon card better be the promised savior of PaceCHADS otherwise we're cooked
I get that Bright is alluring but I need more info
do they ever add another "free schedule" mode like MANT or is it unique?
>>565869042oh nyo
>>565869084She is cute and nice
>>565868936no, he was right and I was wrong. iirc the officers were Ting and Tertul and/or Moblin, but I frankly don't recall I was mostly shitposting at that point
>>565869203>my failure of a danchou is missingSAVE
other than the stay gold clan, mejiro clan, rudolf family and i suppose spe sons, are there any other clans, or are we stuck with them until kitasan foals get added in 2028 2034 for us
>>565869203Most of these danchuds don't have 200 followers
>>565869203Phew I'm not here
>>565869203My whale Danchou is in Class 5...
>>565869203>Sharkryfag is also a Mayanofag
>>565869203I never knew that guy is a dancho
>>565869203>class 5This can't be real
>>565869216Ting and Vattic* pretty sure that's right
>>565869023my poor little broodmare... guess we'll just have to give it another go when she's done baking this batch
>>565869078She thinks she is smooth
>>565869203AAAIIIEEEEEE
>>565869273bwo you forgot about the admires, the satonos, the meishous, etc.>rudolf familythat's the symbolis retard
Worst run of this scenario I ever hadI think I clicked on speed a total of 4 times the entire run.
>>565869203wtf are those star with numbers at the right side of Class 5/6?
>>565869203Noooo danchou!
>>565869203my danchou...is a filthy Class5'er?
>>565869203My dancho has the best descriptionYour dancho has the worst description
>>565869353I prefer Teio, but this slut has been working hard
>>565866862I got 3 medium aptitude ups in 1 run today. Just try again tomorrow, I used up everyone's luck.
>>565869130It's unique. In every other mode you always have to do the uma's career races and meet her individual goals just like in URA and Aoharu.
>>565868034you are an enemy of god
>>565869454forgot the first two but doto is the only meisho until they add samson and mambo>that's the symbolis retardoops you're right
>>565869084>seems slow at first>ends up being the one that scouts you>cute>will 100% turn you into mejiro maker
Lol
>>565869203MY danchou retains Class 6
>>565869457Doto would NOT say this
>Make the mistake of opening my card library>see my level 40 Fukukitaru spd Brick>Skin crawls,ass contracts, balls churnsAAAAAH I DONT WANNA PULL IN THE BAIT BANNER BUT I HATE HOW ITS JUST THERE AND I CANT USE IT, I HAVE TO FUCKING COPE WITH WINDY FUCKKKK
>>565869203>default profile description
>>565869134As you've got Spring Runner, Left Handed, and Firm Course Menace, you'll be fine in a lot of races. However, in some races (especially if there are enemy Dominators) you'll get to the finish within a nose/neck of your opponent and if you'd had Medium S you would have comfortably won. It is what it is...
>>565867795Taishin, minus the apologizing parts.
>>565869203What's the star score number
>>565869683
>>565869512danchou powerlevel
>>565869695>>Skin crawls,ass contracts, balls churnsDoesn't that mean you got horny looking at the fuku card
>>565869683>that spoilerbrb, going to kms
>>565869661>and mamboand bowler, and hario, and tabaru after he retires
>>565869886Why does Florence have the highest, despite being in the worst club?
>>565869901No im angry that its there and its useful life is running out as we speak yet in her banner all I got was that dogshit Ayabe card at fucking 3LB
>>565868729I would hug her without hesitation
>>565869850>We'll also change as the years pass. And we'll make more and more memories as we do.>I think it'll last forever, you know. Our bond.What did she mean by this?
>>565869936right, i want tabaru to get in but i wonder when the current generation will be umafied, if croix wins the triple crown i'm expecting cygames to fight for the rights and get him for the next anniversary and release him once he's retired
>>565869203>class 5oh no no no no
>>565869906It's honestly the best Valentine's day event I've read until now.
>>565869685Brian was force-fed vegetables after this.
>>565869886Imagine being in a club with a danchou power of under 3 million
67
So what happens after everyone gets doxxed
>>565869203>my danchou is class 5oh hell nah
>>565870103croix is sunday racing so they shouldn't have to do any fighting at all
>>565870228embarrassing tbdesu
>>565869685>>565870150
>>565870067She's a nice character.
>>565870279/uma/ meetup :D
The best thing I've done in this game is not rolling for the NTR card. Holy shit, 35 Priority is complete garbage
>>565870343me soon
>>565870279One giant /uma/ orgy. Turns out everyone was actually gay after all.
How many of the umas have reverse scouted us?
>>565870150Imagine Brian gets a cold and she does this. Biwa would shove the leek up her asshole
>>565870279Onsen rulesIf everyone has their dick out, no one has their dick out
>>565870103Equinox hasn't even been umafied yet, we probably won't see Croix until like 2029
>>565870064>its useful life is running outI borrowed that card 8 times and fucking hated it more with each run, your other cards and what you can borrow can't be that bad lmao.
>>565870397What?
>>565870279I wonder how many people got doxxed at least once hereReply to this post if your username has been dropped in the thread at least once (chrono screen shots, club room, targeted call out)I'll go first>schizo randomly tried to scapegoat me
>>565869975a lion with an army of sheepprobably
>>565870130Holy fuck, this is just as blatant as Ardan's. Bright was a waifu this whole time?!?
>>565870396Just don't make eye contact with Dia desu no
>>565870534I self doxed myself to get FP from you fags
>>565870543this is just a fraction of the mejiro's power
>>565870607Why not? What's the worst that could happen?
>>565870523
>>565870531Fuku is great when it actually lands on speed, and Im more mad about it fucking me over since I could have a 10rb spd that isnt windy to use alongside topro borrow
>>565870293oh true, i'm still getting used to the owners and how some refused to let cygames get the rights for some horses>>565870454that is true, they really have a lot of potential horses to add yet, it's a shame for the others not having that chance
>>565870228Tell me how do I increase my dancho's power level, TELL ME NOW.
>>565870396DiaBrightDigitanCurren
>>565870279Normalize doxxing. I'm tired of censoring my screenshots.
>>565870534I remember a /v/tard crawled in here and called out one of our members after facing him in CM, even though we aren't a competitive club
>>565870730Ask the one with the highest powerlevel. He's lurking.
>>565870375With who bwo...
>>565870643>doxxed yourselfdoesn't count desu, that's just attention faggingbut based
>>565870103Croix is 100% getting in since he's a Sunday horse, it's just a matter of time since he's still active right now so it'll still be a while. They already have a lot of material to work with in his career now though so if he continues to do well and especially his other genmates too they might even get an anime or something
>>565870708>marked>hired
>>565870802>>565870802>>565870802
Do I pick Maru and Dober paremts for Goldship or Maru and Ryan?
>>565870730Tell your danchou to roll more umas because it's obviously archive level
>>565870864>recycled op image
>>565870864Mr NTR poster, get down!
MR ANTI NTR SCHIZO GET DOWN
>>565870931damn we know the poorfags now...
>>565870532Have you never seen that japanese joke? They say if you tie a spring onion around your neck it makes the cold go away but somwhere down the line someone made it a joke that you have to shove it up your asshole and so when people get a cold sometimes they bring the onion and sh- okay ill admit I wanna see Brian buttfucked with an onion you have bested me
you must make a decision, /uma/
>>565870864die in your sleep
>>565870796someone I really like
>>565871000>but somwhere down the line someone made it a joke that you have to shove it up your assholethat folk remedy is probably as old as the neck version
>schizo showdown pt2I sleep, good night
someone bake
>>565870341Lovely woman
>>565870864Can someone else please bake a proper general desuwa?
>>565871050
I'll even take a Ryan thread
>>565870396Dream Journey
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>>565870864Too soon!
come on~
>>565870864this nigger's doing it on purpose now
>>565870834I wonder if there's some little whimsical stories about Croix that'll get reflected when he gets uma'd
is 600 stam enough with 2 gold recoveries?
>>565871187Too soon!
>>565871294for the CM*
>>565871234There's some stuff they can work with, I can list some. Croix is generally known to be a sleepy horse and is very gentle in temperament and does everything asked of him just like his dad Kitasan. They'll also probably make him an astrology fan too because of his name. There's also the fact that his team made him do training on an uphill course on the day of the Osaka Hai and also an ongoing meme that he talks a lot kek. Another big thing is he'll definitely be connected with Chrono Genesis since they have a big history connecting them with the same jockey, owner, and trainer. I can't wait to see what direction they'll go once he's umafied in the future honestly
>>565871294lol no
>>565871000https://litter.catbox.moe/zclloz5odmlotfks.png
>>565871050Helios posters are all mine.
>>565869273We already have the strongest clan since day 1 thoughever
>>565872675fuck off sharteen
>>565870534im in mambo so yeah
