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stop doxxing
Which danchud is the best?
>>565871168Meeku, meeku...
>>565871168meek my beloved
This one
Comfy thread
I like this thread
uuu
Keb here for a PSA because...
>>565871242Mine, he's humble, charismatic, handsome, funny, smart, and a very good torena. A dancho by and for the people.
you don't have to be strong to be a great leaderex-MamboDanchou powerlevel was barely 2m
Golshi loves you, despite what you think of her mode
this one, cute meek.
>>565871236Everyone seems to be having fun
>>565871217>nowlol he's been doing it on purpose for months
>>565871419i am conquering her mode with urara's inability to think it is hard
>>565871242DunnoBut the worst one is easily the one from Rare BrickJUSTICE FOR TOTOPO
>>565871168Good thread.
Your Danchou isn't a Class 5 chud... right??
Every Meek is cute Meek
>>565871435then post in a real thread instead the avatarfag one.
>>565871527I'm not in /uma/ club so nope
Real thread here. This one is made by schizos using you for tribal wars>>565870802>>565870802>>565870802
>>565871168I miss meekschizo... he was harmless and weird unlike the ones we have now
>>565871392I don't get it. Dead men dOh
Doxx me
>>565871607But I like Meek better...
>>565871607you wish avatarfaggot
>>565871607
>>565871607hmm nyo I like meek
>>565871661Oguri Cap (as in Peak)
>>565871661Oguri Cap
>>565871607Ntr ops are getting deleted so yeah I'm staying
>>565871697i want to have sex with melody lane and she isn't even an umamusume yet
>>565871661hey
>>565871661Fat retard,
this one
>>565871697>>565871729CUTE young lady! Best Opera artist!
I will complete the Golshi challenge. Maybe even tonight. I will
>>565871738I want to have sex with Yaeno Muteki and knock her up with three kids
I'm winning less practice rooms than in the last CMI have red shift, medium S, maxed out corner skills, and maxed speed stat on all 3 of my girls.I don't know what I'm missing.
>>565871791Pretty sure that entire thread is an Uma & Co discord raid
>>565871868wtf i really really really really really really like stego now
>>565871791You are the schizo, ntr faggot.
>>565871916sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>565871930You don't mean that, she's not even your oshi
>>565870834couldn't cygames add him and keep him on standby until he retires same way forever young is doing right now? also checking sunday racing and i was unaware they also owned durandal, yeah i can see cygames having no issues to get him>>565871606he's also a very cute horse, wasn't a believer during the osaka hai but he grew on me, now the takarazuka kinen.. it's gonna be painful because i want tabaru to be like his papa and win, but that's also a triple crown croix deserves, it's gonna be rough
I think this looks cute. It would be cool to be able to change your trainee's hairstyle, but maybe only once you have a high bond level with her or whatever
sex. NOW!
>>565871965With how much of a faggot the NTR spammer is I don't even hate you anymore. I can't even believe it myself
>>565872097cute boy
This looks so nice, actually...
>>565872097>I think this looks cuteIt doesn't.>It would be cool to be able to change your trainee's hairstyleIt would be.>but maybe only once you have a high bond level with her or whateverThat works.
>>565872071>couldn't cygames add him and keep him on standby until he retires same way forever young is doing right now?getting umafied while still active is a curse
>>565872146same, it's unreal
>>565872097Girls the moment they hit 25 for some reason
>>565872117I am still deciding whether to scout her. Her shelflike boobs are greatly appealing, and she seems to be a nice girl so far. But I still have two more scouting story episodes to read. Will she tip me over the edge??? Well, fortunately no one cares
>>565872229Tactbros...
>>565872163Don't come here when your thread 404s
i wish cygays werent so fucking stingy with uncap crystals i already have the card nigga at least be kind enough to drop crystals more often
>>565872229is it because of FY in dubai or are there more cases? unaware of >>565872273
>>565872218See yeah this way people with correct tastes could use the correct styles and others could use other ones. It would almost entirely solve the Ryan controversy, in particular, assuming they gave her at least one secondary style that everybody liked.
>>565872071I'd rather not. I don't want Croix to get cursed like Daring Tact and Yanko
>>565872362I don't think it's that bad desu, we have 3 crystals in like 6 months?
>>565872071They won't reveal him this early, last time they did that was with Daring Tact while she was active (they even added her in the s3 anime) yet now it's almost 1400 days since she's been announced but not playable yet. Also when they showed her design she stopped winning after she got stomped by Almond Eye in the JC and never won again after that either. With Ebayan, he thankfully has won the Saudi Cup even after design reveal but he's more of a special case since he's John Cygames' horse so he's 100% gonna be the anni uma next year
>>565872461Midget.
>>565872373tact never won a single race after getting umafied
>you can win with anyone, even with your oshi!Then why only my Golshi is winning rooms?
>>565872047>You don't mean thatI do>she's not even your oshiThat is true...
>>565872616you don't love your oshi enough
>>565872407Let Croix win the spring triple crown then apply the cygays curse.
>>565872407>>565872498>>565872574ohh, didn't know that, that's tragic
>>565872498I'm a Keibalet so maybe I'm completely wrong but one thing I don't like about modern umas is that their story will feel weird.Like Kita will probably have a bunch of kids in the game a few years from now but Kita doesn't really act like a Dad uma at all
>>565872602GIWTWM
>>565872602I hate Teio so much it's unreal.
>>565872616Just because you CAN win with anyone doesn't mean you will.
>>565872559Images of what?
>>565872714tact's not even the longest case, that crown is still held by biko taking 8 years from design reveal to becoming playable
orenji
>>565872253she ended up melting my heart with the teasing
>>565872616You don't want your oshi to win
hello everyone! is everyone doing buono? is your oshi ready for the CM? or are you still going at it?so far this was my best attempt but the game has been killing my runs on the last 8 turns or refusing to finish event chains but i wont falter i must train my BIG oshikeep it buono!
>>565872559ya could post prove, but then you'd prolly just be posting it yourself to make your fake point out of hateful thirdie spite
guys he's talking to himself in the other thread
I keeep impulse rolling and seeing that 150k carats makes me want to kill myself
>>565872616How does she make the hat stick? Tannhanser could learn a thing or two. You don't have to scissor them.
>>565872994I don't have a clue what the CM is even about yet. I am just trying to catch up on story episodes and unread careers and whatnot. There is so much to read in this game... I only just got my Team Sirius card, and I still haven't cracked open the cheer event
>posts images of NTR on /uma/No problem>posts the same images of NTR on /umaJP/SCHIZOSCHIZOSCHIZOSCHIZOSCHIZO!!!!!!I don't get it
>>565873018Let him be, the longer he's away the better
>>565872994>Shatterproofare you going double front or what's the gaslight here?
>>565872906that made me wonder why they had marvelous sunday this soon as a support but she became playable years later too, that said, hope tact becomes playable soon for the anons that want her
How many jap horses are getting BOGGED this year?
>>565873114sorry that you were born retarded
>>565873114schizos have the tendency not to make sense
>>565873098Maybe it's part of her body.
NTR has completely broken that schizo's mind. What an exceptionally weak-minded individual.
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>>565872994I need Maru to give me a good Medium spark if I hope to avoid going to the dark side and throwing Dominator nonsense together again so I'm taking all this Buono support I can get.
>>565872616Personally my Digitan is winning the most out of my team
>>565873098ITS HER THIRD HAT
>>565873121I'm actually keeping him busy thereyou guys should thank me
>>565872994this is so sovlkeep it up bud
>>565873347>DigitanYou didn't win
>>565873204>>565873114I mean you can just check /umajp/ and see the schizo copy pasting posts word for word. Are you turd worlders really?
>>565873309Why did you guys abandon Ai chan?
>>565873463Maybe they got burn out of Almond's touch.
>>565873453NTR anon makes good and helpful posts though? JP should be happy that anons are posting his posts there. I don't understand how this is a problem?
>>565873442I thought Taurus was supposed be Golshi track bwo?
>>565873309Godspeed, Tamalove. Hope you fags do better under the new name.
13 hours until the indo schizos go to bed
>>565872071Man Croix's gen/surrounding gen is filled with so many other good horses too like Terra, Tabaru, Museum Mile, Masquerade Ball, Regaleira, etc and it parallels with Ebayan since he's also been active with them at the same time and there's even Ecoro Duel in steeplechase! It's gonna be really fun to see what they can cook up with all their stories in uma, let alone their designs. I guess being able to witness their careers play out in real time makes it extra special for me though, I guess this is how others felt when they were watching Equinox and his gen when they were active too
>>565873639Sorry but End Digitan is just as sovless this time
>>565873593enuff
>>565873725>End DigiBut I'm running her late
Oh shit
>>565871505t. totopo
next thread won't be better
>>565873593...
>have never joined an /uma/ clubI am anonymous. Invisible. Undetectable. Supreme. I am the night
>>565873846Gwo...
>>565873720same... i can't believe /uma/ made me watch horse racing for real and i'm LOVING IT>>565873814oh shoot, congrats
>>565873887Do you wanna make out
>>565873453>YOU DO THE THING IM TELLING YOU ABOUT THE BURDON OF PROOF IS ON YOU!no thank you im happy here
>>565872994BASEDFeed the rival umas until they're to big to run
just got done jorkin it to hime cut girls.time to get back to makin CM Aces.This game's hime cut game is honestly pathetic. Suzuka would be good if I didn't hate everything about her boring cardboard ass besides her bangs.Calstone is probably the best fit but she's 3 fucking years away and a total retard that I just can't jerk it to.Thankfully the twintail game is on point to compensate.
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>>565873974
>>565873463We abandoned her because our danchou abandoned us...
>>565874201We /umaJP/ didn't approve this post. Take this down now.
>>565873846jesus christ
Just finished making one Ace and she's super mediocre!
>>565873725Digitan is literally never soulless. She is my oshi, and I will run her every time I can.
>>565874445Even missed quads by one. Let's go, today's your day.
>>565874445Golshi does not look this coolshi
>>565874471how about you prove it big boypost your digitan umanko
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>>565874471Oshi status is meaningless when the uma is meta, sorry
>>565874527he's a very cool horse take that back
>>565874604What if I'm not an avatar attentionfag
>>565874604What if I'm a schizophrenic?
>>565874604kick your retarded avafag
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>565874604Cute Teio
my fans per day have been garbagegood thing I am the dancho
>>565874670Please don't apply>>565874719Please apply>>565874731Please keep your incorrect opinions to yourself
>>565874604Is being mentally retarded a requirement to apply?
>>565874670>>565874719Leave your id!
>>565874604Am I allowed to flatline if I avatarfag as.. I don't know. Teio or something.
>>565874604Ugh.
>>565874764That drink? My semen
>>565874604no one in Uma&co would post teio
>>565874653Oh, my bad. Sorry, I won't say that again
>>565874575Digitan's precious umanko is for me alone to behold
>>565874797you're a faggot for harboring an avatarfaggot
>>565874824I need Dober to look at my penis like that and say that
cards not finishing is so boring
>>565874805What if it is?
>>565874932
>>565874953It sucks, Creek didn't finish her event in 3 careers for me now
HAHA GUYS LOOK THE DISCORDFAGS POSTED IT AGAIN SO FUNNY
>people stop replying to his schizozone thread>immediately comes over here to falseflag Uma&Coheh
>>565874932hey (you)
>>565875024Which ones? Both Rare Brick and Umanko are discordfags?
>falseflag heh
>>565874918Wanna kiss?
>>565875125No but you should kill yourself
yeah whatever wake me up after the winner is decided
>>565875125Yes! *chuuuuuu*
Genuinely,What is the proper response to this?
>>565875229
>raped by digitan on cm rooms>raped by digitan on careerwhat the FUCK
>flagheh...
>>565874932Is that an NTR image???? I'M LOSING MY MIND
>>565875278You just go along with it and try to hide the boner however you can.
I really can't afford to bring Nattie, huh? I don't think I'll get 1K stamina with 2 SR power cards and I won't have a good heal without Creek anyway.
>>565873846was this liberty island?
>fagheh...
>>565875204the winner is digitan >>565875290
>>565875383No
I have a digitan should I use her too for the free CM win?
>>565875378you're aware daring strike is an end closer skill, right?
>>565875461Yeah I just picked whatever golds I had cause I didn't get good hints either.
>>565875290You are her sex slave now
>>565875378>Daring StrikeWhat
>>565875435no, you should be honorable and take a loss for me (i'm bringing a digitan)
>>565875378Nice skills, keep going for a high roll. You can do it with that deck
>>565875461Converting glue into parents is standard fare
I just made a NTR + schizo folder, if you have any more of these post them, this shit is way too funny
>>565875417which poor horse was it?
>>565875493That's alright, just making sure you weren't a silly goose. Ryan runs are always parent runs after all.
>>565875193Wanna talk about it babe, I'm all ears
>>565875278I don't know if it's the proper response but after making sure the 'kids' were back at Tracen, I would take Creek back to my house and do a lot of kissing, hand-holding, caressing, and whispered confessions of love.
Victory decides who is righteous All A+ recruiting clubs should decide who can recruit with a race
>>565875852Dantsu LAME
>>565875852Dantsu LOVE
>>565876016rude!
>>565875852Danchou cup but losing club EXPLODES
I wish thread IPs were still a thing, the samefagging is going crazy out there
>>565876231Definitely. It'd kill traffic a bit but imagine how comfy it'd be
>>565874764GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG
>>565876231Just go to infinity then
>>565874764>>565876312YOU FUCKING BITCH RETARD WHORE TRAINER FUCKER AAAAAAAAAAA
every since that one anon posted this I've become 100% rickey pilledhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>565876367totopo...
>>565876367Fuku would say this
>>565876367mambo danchou...
Matikaneposters have changedYes, of both kinds
Anything but 7 and Totopo was wrongly prosecuted
>>565876396>she has her own soundtrackwhat the hell
>>565876312>>565874764AHHHHHHH
>Increase target speed in the accel zoneWtf is the point of this unique, do they ever fix this in the future?
>>565876231>>565876298>>565876338samefag btw
haa haa tiny skirts
pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u seethed even harder
If I choose the latepill do I have to go for wit Yeppers on the rerun? It's fucking annoying borrowing her while not having any top MANT cards in my own deck to compensate and I don't know much about future scenarios
>>565876501This is literally NYOpera's uniqueBut I guess since it also has accel it sucks for inherits
>>565876554Me interacting with FineMo posters
>>565876476auspicious horse of good luck and favorable feng shuiroll her to permanently upgrade your rng!
>>565876367>>565876490
>>565876618it's a whale only card anon. if your deck is shit you have no choice but to fish for Teio's event, or be lucky on inspos.
>>565876618Does she have a rerun? Her card is ass, but so are all future nsm ones
>>565876554finemo would wear panties
this thread sucks
>>565876636It isn't, it procs immediately in the late race, aka accel zone, and gives 0.35 target speed and 0.1 accel. The 0.1 accel is nice but the majority of the target speed is wasted, unless I'm misunderstanding something
>>565876759yeah me
>>565876618It's okay to get nimble from finemo
>>565876571>>565876571you forgot>wen ur brick for sur alway rember kill air shakurDOTO FRAUD
Im straight
>>565876693This is not okay...
endless babymaking sex
>>565876739mid july with Dictus guts
Reminder the anti-jp schizo behind all the thread spamming and /umajp/ spamming is a thirdie
>>565876367
Is it finally over? Did /uma/ wonned?
>>565876929The lore says that Tachyon buys clothes randomly online without checking sizes. This is supposed to explain her extra long sleeves. Doesn’t this imply that she assembled her racewear herself? Do all umas make their own racewear?
>>565877054>the banner before Tachy/LightAbsolutely devilish. I dont know if my stash allows a spark there
>>565877150/uma/ always wins
>>565877146>NTR poster often slips and shows he's an ESL>"schizo" that appears at the same time as him is also brownit's almost like they're the same retard starving for attention, shocking I know
i wish nothing but the worst for gold kkklan posters
>>565877279>NTR "poster"a lot of the NTR shitposting happens while the actual NTRfag is asleep/not online.>t. Umanko
>>565877374nobody believes you
uma for this feel?
>>565877374i believe you
>>565877435That's a man isn't it
>>565877435that's a man
>>565877435this is a male isn't it
>>565877374gwo he literally hosts rooms during the shitposting period
>>565877146The face of Nature posters is a latinx, owarida
>>565877435I hope this is a man.
>>565877150JWU did something happen
>>565877146/umajp/ can burn in hell, NTRfaggotonly you cares about that shithole
umanal in the umanko
>>565877623NTR avatarfag and the schizo have been fighting for hours and it looks like the schizo is winning
>>565877695That's umallegal anon
>>565877695they're horses, not birds
I just emptied myself inside a ningen woman...
>>565877773
>>565877729the schizo never wins. simply delaying the next melty
>>565877587>He literally plays the game instead of shitpostWoah great insight there buddy, you are retarded. But I already knew that since you are siding with a schizo.
>>565877790Sirius...
>>565877729Did they really keep at it the whole time? I left the threads during the Fuku OP >>565877773
>>565877832I hope it's just one guy replying to himself
>>565877607Natureposters are latinxNTRposters are latinxFukuposters are latinxElposters are latinxGolshiposters are....Anyways, we're all latinx. You can't escape us
stop fighting please
I am going to win some races with Oguri Cap.
>>565877832>>565877928gwo the schizo has been hate posting all the NTR images on /umajp/ and crying the whole time
stupid chuuni horse posing like a jojo character
>>565877928I lurk in here and rarely post, so from what I got from here there is 1 schizo with a pass cooldown, or he has 2-3 friends who join him. Then the NTR side has multiple neutral posters who will join in for fun sometimes on the trolling.
>>565877825Maybe don't lie about him being offline when he hosts rooms during peak shitposting hours
I would take the ntrfag any day over the Chiyono O poster or the stay gold tranny the latter of which lies and pretends he plays the jp version
Are you just supposed to go the tiara route when training for CM14? I'm running out of retries on Tenno Spring while trying to not overstam for the CM.
Both ntrfag and the ntrschizo should do a lover's suicide desu
>>565878094yepperstake Tenno Sho Spring as training day
>>565878070That looks like a virus-infected horse enemy you might meet in a Resident Evil game.
be normal
>other thread died>they brought their off topic babble here
Do I use Maru and Dober as parents for Goldshi, or Maru and Ryan, or Dober and Ryan? Or something else?While I'm at it, I fucking hate Maru's affinity.
>>565878256affinity does not matter if they are mant parents bwo
>>565878256You want redshift so that you're no longer fucked in the ass if you overshoot position requirements>I fucking hate Maru's affinityit's MANT anon, every uma is a double circle
>>565877435Rule of thumb. It's always a man if it's a chink, no matter how good the looks are.
>>565878240https://poal.me/mq4zj9https://poal.me/mq4zj9https://poal.me/mq4zj9https://poal.me/mq4zj9
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Sometimes I think
stop erp'ing in the club chat!!! i dont care if you want to "umapragnate" them or give them an "umagasm" please just fucking play some careersand danchou stop asking for pics in the disturd
>>565877435I do this
>>565878386Stop doing that it's creepy
>>565877832I can't even see half the posts since I filtered so much of their images.. I thought the thread was just being comfy
>>565878073link to room?
>>565878316So Maru, and...
>>5658783388.99 is too much
>>565878027
>>565878094yesZero reason to go for the Senior Triple Crown when you're training for a Mile CM unless you just enjoy losing clocks
>>565878386No you don't
>>565878073>having rooms during shitposting hours once or twice means all the shitposting is him>simply has to cease to exist while the schizos duke it outyou can sure think
>>565878487Whoever you have anon, doesn't really matter, just bee urself.Ryan is locked on 6th but can proc on any corner. Dober is 5 and 6, but you can't get rushed, also it can only proc during the third corner (which is around 25m long)
Can you say hi to /umajp/ for me on your way there when you repost this?
https://youtu.be/cgxMSieDO1weepy hons
Give me a race schedule for digitanThis is my first uma where I can't run longs
>>565878487doberwith ryan grandparentsand a selection of NYTMO, WHEN LOSING, WIN, or even dia but the other 2 has priority
>>565878024Bouquet would say this
>>565878629>>565878719Ok thanks I will try to remember while I eat breakfast
>>565878695imagine being able to control a heavy fuck animal like that, chilling with it on the ground, or just in general
>>565878702same races but skip harutenyou can do tokyo daishoten instead of arima, feb stakes and mile championship for 2 extra epithets
>>565876396what the hell, this propaganda is EFFECTIVEI WILL NOT PULL FOR HER I WILL NOT PULL I WILL NOT PULL
>>565878256for affinity autism you can use the trainee + owned legacy on chronogenesis while looking for trainers, works a lot to find some double circles
>>565878475There aren't any right now, and the shitposting hours are past their peak by now anyway.>>565878609All I said is that he hosts rooms and therefore isn't offline during that time. Everything else is you putting words in my mouth.
>>565878941but you would be able to link to the comments with rooms during the shitposting hours, no?
>13* Med sparks>double circle affinity>1st run: no Med S>2nd run: no Med S>3rd run: no Med S>4th run: Med S, went in to Summer with 2 whistles, somehow didn't get a SINGLE rainbow Speed training with Kitasan and NTR, came out of Summer with 460 Speed and it's so bad ran out of clocks at Shuka Sho and couldn't complete Tiara>5th run: Med S, stats are REALLY GOOD, but couldn't inherit Nimble Nav, Uma Stan, nor 15,000,000 CC, and Bijin agemasend. Akikawa decides to troll and not give a single Corner skill and refuses to give Slick Surge and instead gives me 4 fucking hints for Be Still. literally only has Red Shift for accel>this is like my 40th run and somehow couldn't come out with an ace that can win finalsThis game is trolling at this point. I'm so exhausted. I genuinely thought after Longslop and Ogurislop this was going to be the fun CM but the game won't even give me an ace.
>>565878525accelerate faster, cygay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>565879004I'm not looking at past threads to find times were he hosted lobbies during shitposting hours. Other people that join lobbies can confirm if they want.
Grass is American
>200+ posts>It's all schizo babbleGreat thread globaltards
>>565879424>looks at /umajp/lol
>>565879096I glued 3 mediumlet borrows today and couldn't be bothered with the rest
>>565879492That is why I am here. Every time that happens is because one of you kids is having a melty. Lay down the anti depressants.
>>565878856Is Japan Dirt Derby worth anything aside from if the summer turn is extremely shit?
>>565879720if you want the trophy...
>>565879424Sorry bro i've been too busy having very important conversations with my discord friends about fucking Scarlet's tits while forcing her to hold various strenuous gymnastic poses.
>>565878906RICKEY RICKEYCOPANO RICKEYYYY~~~Besides, it's never a waste to roll for an uma that still see meta use in jp to this day. Plus she's cute to boot and chases away bad luck
"whats up dork youre my trainer? pfffff i cant believe im stuck with you oh well youll have to do"how do you respond?
>>565879801>he has group jerkoff sessions with his matesGay arse negro
>>565879853Sorry but my trainee is Oguri Cap
>>565879853fall to my hands and knees and start crying
>>565879801wtf why was I not invited
>>565879853I make her a G1 winner
just jerked off to this
>>565877026
It kinda sucks that I will get my ass handed in the next CM. All the people I got wins on are going to open and now only the whales remain.
>>565880220hang on, what's the next cm gonna be? 3200m?
>>565878158The T in T-virus stands for Tanino
>>565880272Dahby
>>565880206
>>565880272Upcoming CM is 2400m Tokyo, next is 1600m Tokyo, followed by 2200m Hanshin
Who is your favorite boy uma?
>>565879853Alright, simmer down half pint. Save the spit and vinegar for the competition and critics. My job is to help you kick ass better than you can on your own. Oooh, what a scowl. Whatsamata, don't like being called a pipsqueak? Listen here Junior League, every single girl on the track is gonna rub it in your face tenfold what I'm doin. So how bout it, you wanna prove us all wrong or what? Are you an umamusume or a mouse? Yeah that's what I thought. Alright tough girl, stretch out and we'll check your benchmarks then figure out a direction from there.
>>565880272CM13 (2400m Tokyo) > CM14 (1600m Tokyo) > CM15 (2200m Hanshin aka THE XOguri slop CM)
>>565880220It should have happened last CMNobody enjoyed hogslop
>>565880235Villain in training
>>565871242My danchou is the weakest danchou
You stupid cunt.
>>565880235*kick Rice Shower*
>>565880404Is there actually any hope for non XOguri trainers for 15?I was actually able to get platinum last CM by some miracle without her but it is worse than that?
>>565880530Mine just got Paddock Fright during an ultra Golshi career. But I didn't care too much, due to the Golshi.
>>565880332
>>565880101>>565880151I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOM
>>565880235Cute
Use it. If you have one.
>>565880594It's not as bad as 12, since she can't use u=ma2
>>565880730I didn't roll for TopRo or Fuku
>>565880745>since she can't use u=ma2why not? isn't the trigger moment roughly the same as 777?
>>565880360Probably uokkaIronic since she is a mare, but she is an oreko
>>565880783No, it procs too early
Can't decide on my 2nd pace so rollan 0-OG Laisu1-Festive Luna2-OG Mayacchi3-Doto4-OG Spechud5-Jodan6-Nishino7-Bride Mayacchi8-Tama9-Cheer Natie
pick 1 and only 1
>>565879989No gooning involved. Just two cultured individuals discussing how best to enjoy the many flavors of Ichiban.>>565880059If anything actually gay starts happening you'll be the first person I notify, chiyofag.
>>565880894Meno
>>565880894robroy
>>565880360Boy umas aren't real.
>>565880849fuck, so its a gamble with 777?
>>565871168Torena...
>>565880894Rob Roy!!!
>>565880894Laisu>>565880880Laisu!
>>565880898>No gooning involved. Just two cultured individuals discussing how best to enjoy the many flavors of Ichiban.your fags
Why is Ronnel having a melty here every day of the week?
>>565880894never knew rice mogged that hard, she's got length AND girth
>>565880849Big carryover into anglingThis is fine
>>565881012this always looks like a tin foil hat to me in the thumbnail
>>565880978It's a gamble but if you hit all 3 you win, period
>>565881081I only put on the tin when the schizo is having a meltyI don't want his atrophied brain sending waves to infest me
>>565881005Even if my friend is a confirmed biofoid?
>>565881172oh shit there IS actually an edit..
Anyone wants to race?
>>565881043>Into angling
>>565881212I'm down to lose
>>565880983post it
>>565881202This is gayer than if it were a dude
>>565880894Ayabe
>>565881212If you're fine with my 2 CM12 doms I only have one ace built
>>565881215I'm sure he meant to say redshift, but maybe he's bringing axs too in case of solo front lobby giving him an easy pass into 1st?
>>565881210Heh bet you weren't expecting that one, didn't ya
forever my kingu
>>565881308Not redshift, redshift procs too late
>>565881368bwo red shift is perfect frame this CM
>>565881368oh my bad i didn't see you guys are talking way in the future, not the derby.
>>565881202gay
>trainee search>1st option is max follows>2nd option is someone from /uma/Say no more
>>565881424now I'm confused, so is u=ma2 good for dahby?
>>565881418red shift does not proc frame perfect this Cm what
Rape Shower
>>565881650bad
Friendship with Shinko Windy didn't go up.
i like tickezo
>>565871168Cant believe this general is anti lolicon, disgusting...
what are your pull plans /uma/think I got everything sorted now, this is assuming worst case scenario as well not including piggy packs so should be good
>>565881578>>565881280yeah yeah sure. you losers are just jealous I have friends who share my interests.
Danchou owes me y=sinh x/a where a>=5 kind of graph
>>565881752man of culture
>>565881785How many free pulls is the hello and tachyon. I'll go 200 if I get 3LB with the free pulls
>>565881785Can you even afford that many umas while doing 400 pulls on these banners? Tachyon only gets 60 free pulls, and Ramonu gets 120 at least.Also you could buy the selector for Rickey later down the line I guess
>>565881869aboutta hundred
>>565881794I mean, yeah, but you're the one who has to listen to a woman speak for an extended period of time
>>565881794if a foid is talking to you about stuff like that she thinks you're a faggot
>>565881901>>565881886Which is it 60 or 100?Im getting conflicting answers
>>565881886apparently so even if it's being generous
>>565881954Tachyon/Light Hello banner is speculated to have 100 free pulls. JP did not have free pulls but the other servers did. However we had free pulls on Riko/Rice but JP did not
post something sleepy
>>565881785Here's mine, but I haven't decided whether to pull for Tachyon or skip it and pull Wit Bourbon instead because I'm a frontfag
>>565881886Surely he can at least get lucky on some of those uma banners. Unlessss
>>565881954swipe 40 pulls just in case
>>565881860this is where the derbies are won
>>565881768
>>565881954It is 60 for Tachyon Light based on what KR and CN got on their servers, unless they do something special and unique for Global like they did with Riko giving global 100 pulls. I wouln't take it for granted>>565881960This is mine but it goes even further all the way to Almond Eye, but to stay in the near future, I can afford an extra for fun Uma so far, if I get even luckier I might be able to pull more>>565882132We all could get lucky and that would be nice
>>565881785This is the plan assuming I use every single selector availableBoth the $20 and the $70 one for both support and uma.
>>565882089when is bobo?
>plan was to get Mr. CB to +1 or 2 and MLB during CB/Creek re-run because I have a +0 Creek>got drunk and maxed out Mr. CB so now any CB on the Creek re-run is a brickMan now I don't even want to pull on that banner I fucked up so bad bros
>>565882183>We all could get luckyh-haha I'm already on my 3rd uma spark
>>565882209January 2027ish, right after Ramonu
>>565882272My condolences, I only had to spark Digitan. Got Doto and Ayabe in under 80 pulls
>>565882236>An anon relapses and gets drunk>MLB acupuncturist>You get shitfaced drunk>Max out Wit CB within 200 pullsYou were lucky
AIEEEEEEE I GOT THE FUARKING RICE VILLAIN FROM THE FREE PULLSWHAT NOW
>>565882272>>565882183>>565881886That's why I will only roll for umas that cannot be acquired with selectors (unless there are THREE umas I want before the new batch of selectors come out which is why I am rolling for Palmer since I want Blaze Brian and Nakayama).I don't mind waiting a couple of months to get a character I know I want and will use if it means getting it guaranteed.I have had to spark 2 of the 3 umas I pulled for so far and fuck that I will wait patiently
>>5658767597 and you suck my
I made this. If anyone is interested I'm 483764241395
>>565873098hats like that usually have a small strap that keeps it to your head.
>>565882539>2* gwgwo...
>>565882539your groundwork bwo... also should have borrowed this kita for the mile instead
>>565882457Unlocking 3 characters is $60 dollars, and you will be waiting for the selectors each yearWouldn't it be better to just spark them and play?
>>565882374My cope is that I haven't gotten any dupes out of the 3 umas I sparked and been using anime Teio ever since so all goodo >>565882457I don't want to spend ingame tbdes
Can the NTRnigger please stop spamming in /umaJP/??? Do something.
>>565882662nyo...
>>565882662>>565882605eh, i'm training a v bourbon. if gw hits it's great to save 30 SP but if it doesn't its probably not career ending.
>>565882756Spam him after reset
>>565882719Not our problem
Do I run this for Goldshi, or should I change Tachyon and FM to Sunday Power and Yeppers?
>>565880894Who's winning the squirt off?my bets on Rob Roy
>>565882756Wait for reset then spend 10 minutes autistically refreshing the window.
*coughs blood*Surely this is good enough...
I'm like 2 weeks away from losing all my clocks. Is CyJews going to send an emergency clock gift?
>>565882835I looked him up before reset and got in
Calling all members of the ethical oshi council for consultancy.Is it ethical to be oshigaming if you're running double debuffers to support her?
>>565882805or like this?
>>565882712Sounds good, Red Teio is very strong and players sleep on her potential. I haven't got any dupes either, but also I haven't been spooked by many other umas, still mising a lot of them, but that is natural since I have not pulled umas that many times. I'm really hoping I can get Spe-chan with the Rickey pulls, and also I want Topro dupes for the 5 stars.
>>565882915It is if you know others will be running 1 or 2 doms. You need to even out the playing field
>>565882686What do you mean unlocking 3 characters is $60?>>565882712That's understandable if you don't want to spend money. Guaranteed things like that are the only time I would spend money
>>565882907that's cool do you want a medal for that one
>>565882915My oshi is Nice Nature and Im running 2 debuffers with her
>>565882970I mean isn't each selector like $20 dollarinos?
>>565882974Yeah :)
>>565882928Are you sure about bringing only 2 spd cards for golshi?
>>565882904
>>565881202>you aren't smashing that e-mankoHoooooooomoooooooooo
>>565883095Everything will be alright
>>565883031There is no free uma selectorThere are two you can buy in the future from Ramonu banner onwardsOne is $20 and gives you just the selectorThe other is $70 but you get carats along with it.So basically if there is ever a situation where I want three umas in any given year I have to roll for one so I can selector the other two.
>>565882915As long as your oshi is built to win, it doesn't matter who else you bring. The only time it's soulless is if your oshi is tagging along as a diversity pick and not winning, because it means you didn't try, you didn't pour your love into grinding out a better runner. Granted, depending on the uma it can be pretty hard to get something viable for some distances. In Sprint CM my rice only got like 5 wins out of 80 despite being my highest ranking uma at the time.
>>565883057
>>565882915It's really the only way to win consistently if we don't have evolved skills to counter Xgori. Cm15 is just gonna be another cm12.
i hope retards buy u=ma2 for xoguri in cm15
>>565882915>>565883142Yes
>>565882960Yeppers anime Teio's unique is at least consistent, she has 2 innate gold recoveries and miraculous Step has been a lifesaver for training this CMI'm also still missing plenty of umas and still don't have a single Oguri and Mcqueen
>esc >give up Nice run.
>>565882948
>>565883303god this guy's such a faggot.
man what a lobby (2 of these are oonige)
How many /uma/ clubs are there?
>>565883385souless
What sex position do umas prefer when they rape trainers?
>>565883431there is only one /uma/ club
>>565883461Umas can't rape trainers. That would imply trainers have human rights.
>>565880151Every natie career ends like this, good or bad ending
Don't join /Uma/ Club it's awful in here.
>>565883529post screenshots
>>565883529Post the chatroom
I couldnt get any circle corner skillsDo you lads think this is enough
>>565881768You should consider killing yourself for that picrel.
>>565883519that's why she's so wonderful
>>565883626Isn't Superstan overkill? Uma Stan is enough to act as Groundwork
>>565883626Can def win if she procs F&F. I'd keep this for sure
>>565883626Can you post the deck? I wanna make digigoat
>>565883650>>565883519Nice Nakadashi
>>565883529proof or gtfo
>>565883676>overkillNot an issue on this track, she has redshift
Join Mambo it's excellent in here.
>>565883810Your dancho is one of the weakest >>565871242
>>565883676i used gold books on superstan so it's MANDATORY now >>565883687cheers>>565883719just your regular 2-2-2. probably should've run more races but i panicked a bit at the end and missed both late nov and late dec
>>565883385>Nice game Umatards
>>565883529Just ask danchou for stress relief, I heard he gives good head
>>565883590>>565883591>>565883742
>>565883626Why does corner recovery have a circle and the other one doesn't
Umas with this feel?
>>565876396Why is it so good thoughLet's go BRICKey
Imagine being an uma who gets a female torena. It's like Tazuna went out of her way to cuck the girl.
>>565884238Retard
Don't fall for the copano rickey propoganda. Marchan is coming after
>>565883873Yeah it's a casual B+ club
>>565884030No fucking way is this real?!
I've never been able to look at Meek in the eyes ever since THAT picture was posted in this godforsaken general.
>>565884306They aren't talking about reddit and poaching members, so probably not real
>>565884030>its realholy fuck
Posted without comment
Your sprintslop you ordered saar
>>565883626You're using that ugly and annoying uma, you already lost before the competition even started.
>>565884238>Imagine being an uma who gets a female torenaWhy would I, a heterosexual man, hate being a sexy nepo-baby athlete that gets to have lesbian intercourse with a mature woman?
>don't have MLB SC>my other recovery uma options are Summer Maru and Christmas OgurinIt's calling, Go-Home Specialist is calling or Dia with Lie in Wait but /uma/ has always shat on that skill
>>565884471Take it back or i doxx you
>>565884590Doxx me faggot you think I give a shit?
>>565884526Your BOFA?
>>565884526Lie in wait is a perfectly fine skill idk what the issue is
>>565884639BOFA deez nuts
>>565884639Agemasen'd twice
I'm glad the Golshi week gibs will please my autism to get me a clean 3 spark number.>>565881785I'm pretty simple and largely have myself set up to Ramonu wit. Cards will only be on that and the Tachyon/Light Hello banner. But>Umas I will lock intoPalma, yeah, it's dumb to do to get an oonigga during MANTblazer, but gyaru love is strong and I'm not pulling for anything else this month.Summer Mack/Golshi.Copano Rickey.Aston Machan.Blaze Brian.Helios.Kitasan forma Blanco/NY Diamond.>Fun umas to consider if prior pulls go well, may go above 50 pulls for themSweepy.Camping Taiki.Halloween Doto/Digitan.Yamanin Zephyr.Hokku Tarumae.>Probably a really fucking stupid idea to do it, but I don't care, I love the gamba umaNakayama Festa.
>>565883873At least he plays the game and is around
>>565884526Lie in Wait is good and gets better the longer the race is thoughever
>>565884679Me either>>565884802I seeI'll probably build both and pray, dia first, thanks fellasThird will have to do with BOFA
HOLY FUG AFTER LIKE 50 RUNSno fast learner either so this is like super wildif this is not a winrar I don't know what to say
Menacing gold ship
>>565871242Can you do this but doxx all members of a club?
>log onto /uma/>no one talks about my clubwhat happened?
>>565884865>that staminashe will gas out lol
danchode i'm tired......
>>565884937I hope I get matched against this useless golshi
>>565884937This guy is definitely here to have fun
Agnes Uggotan eeeew lol
>>565871242Andarion won the first and only Danchode Darby with his oshi Ardan so he is the best
>>565885032I'll have her instead, thank you very much.
>>565884937>>565885002My knees are gone
>>565884968if she whiffs swinginghigh wit helps
>tell to myself I'll quit the run if the uma loses a race again>the uma never loses a race ever againIt doesn't matter which horse, it's always like thisWhat the fuck is their problem
>>565884968retard
>>565884865Nice glue, deck?
>>565884963Your club?
>>565885057>cheating for a win
Stop making fun of other people's umas! They were made with love!
>>565885126don't worry about it
>>565885107nah bro she dies if dober is in your race, one single stamina debuff and she diesbut that is not your real problem, the real issue is her spurt rate is doggass so even if she runs the whole distance she won't catch up to anyone lol>>565885117lol mad
>>565885171I'll make love to their umas. How about that?
>>565885189Okay nambro.
>>565885121here u go
FRONTBROS? no we don't talk about the blue
>>565885216How about I make love to you, buddy? Yeah, thought so.
>>565885192do people actually take the stamina debuffs on dober
>>565885284Your DD PP Ignited Wit combo?
>>565885292That's hella gay
>oh you like a frontrunner?>Better make sure to train another frontrunner as a sacrifice or you are directly reducing your chance to winWho came up with this bullshit
>>565885284unironically you need 2 of prudent positioning / dd / or ignited wit on a parent for it to be good these days
>>565885284post. the. blue
>>565885314I just can't win can I
Remind me again. 1 white stam is worth 150 stam and 1 gold is worth 350, right?
>>565885383Not true at all
>>565885393That's already a good start anon.
This is the run
>>565885383real life racists
>>565885385I did buy both... Alas.>>565885386You don't want to know it, trust me>>565885393Thanks, I'll cope with this for a good while
>>565885393>gwo your groundwork??? your pp + dd??? your ignited wit??? your uma stan??? your slipstream + ramp up + pto + thh???
>>565885393fronts have the most bred parents in all of global... what legacies are you using
I'm looking forward to making all these late cucks mald with my dominant pocket fronts (end dudes are okay, except trainers of that certain horse).
the HECK is a barcarole of blessings
do fronttards really
Which uma club would win the hunger games?
>>565885561CUMA
Uh oh, the late child (as in slow lmao) noticed.
>>565885484SHOW US>>565885535nyopera unique
>>565885591Cuma would kill themselves on first night just like irl after the first month
>>565885484Meant to quote >>565885441>>565885490Don't make me teikuoffu from a roof...>>565885495Seiun and NY TMO>>5658855951* ___wit
is brian better pace or late
I will never ever get into parent autismI rather just use Falco power to get groundworkBlues and pinks are the only things that matter to me
>>565885637pace and late both work for her ult, if I remember rightluna meanwhile is the one you want to use late for best effect
>>565885627at least it wasn't guts, from what i heard the tachyon event can let you get that to 3*...unless i'm mistaken how it works
>>565885490this but unironically
>>565885627Kita CUTE, Kita DAUGHTER
>>565885637I prefer her late but she works as a pace too (generally speaking). This cm pace doesnt have any reliable accel outside of red shift so I'm running her late
Is Radiant Star actually good? I see it fucking everywhere. Usually I find enough of what I think are better skills to buy instead, but maybe that just means I suck at evaluating skills? Surely it's not better than style/distance corners and straights, and stuff like more consistent accels/recoveries/speed skills.
>>565885658Falco power is not bad, she gives prudent positioning which you're not gonna get otherwise HOEHHH
>>565885561uma&co since they never budge to pressure and stick together no matter what
Dober inherit doesn't work in next mile CM, right?
>>565885627have the sparks for your legacies? you should get the god tier ones as part of your llineage
>>565885637late for more kino
>>565885734Falco Power is bad because she's fucking ugly and annoying.
>>565885425Every time someone posts their single front strelatrgy without 2debuffers they get the feedback to run 2 fronts instead
>>565885758Nope, doesn't. Use Cheer Kingu's inherit
>>565885637Pace because you respect yourself.
late is pre injury brian pace is post injury
>>565885658ZASEDmy S+ comfortably built fronts still win me plats>>565885734She effectively doesn't have an agemasen too. If you get the gold, you get the big stat boosts, if you whiff the gold, you get hints on prudent which is what you actually want discounted
>>565885786so it's poomp and kingu for your lates and ends then?
>>565885686Yep pretty sure that's exactly how it works, you can use it on pinks too>>565885713>>565885764My own Seiun has 1* Groundwork and mostly useless skills but the borrowed NYO is a stacked MANT parent. They both have 3* Long too, that's what I was initially after but the mile sparks for MANT...
0 Rainbows during year 2 summer awardThis couldve been the UG run....
>>565885784They say the same thing about every positionRun multiple lates so you have more of a chance to be in pump/mpb rangeRun multiple fronts so you have more of a chance of one hitting A&SDoesn't mean it's bad to run just one, and it certainly doesn't mean you build one as a sacrifice. You can have a VBobo and an SMaru that can both have a chance of winning but ultimately only one will hit A&S
>it's another "/uma/ not understanding how fronts work" episodeno wonder you people get so mad after each cm
>>565885901>have more of a chance of one hitting A&SThat's not why you run multiple fronts. It's because a front needs to fight another front or else she'll get fucked by paces midrace.
>>565885872you should borrow someone with the wit pp dd so you inherit it easier
>>565885948Definitely not true because I have seen in multiple practice lobbies a sole VBobo just stay in front and never leave first place and win when there are pacers in the lobby
I like Ultra Golshi mode, even though it is stupid. It's nice to have to deal with an actual single-player challenge for once.
All my aces for the next 3 CMs are done.Be advised danchou, I'm going to be chilling doing only Curren and Brian runs. Fan output may go down
>>>/vm/2427724maruzenskibros...
>>565885901there is an argument for running multiples of the same stylebut that's not why you run multiple frontsyou either gamble on the room having at least 1-2 more front for your own front to be in optimal performance, or bring your own to guarantee the consistency
>>565886000That means the rest of the lobby was shit
>>565885960I'll keep that in mind for my next front parent, assuming things don't change
>>565886000>Definitely not trueThat's a front mechanic anon. If your sole bobo stays in first then it's because the pacers are absolute shitters.
Only the smartest and chadest here (Me) run one of each strategy, 1 pace 1 late 1 end is unbeatable
Why does dirter race get a better art than the Tenno Sho?
This is why I will never play regular frontsI will only play ooniges (except for Light O and Espoir eventually)Turbo, Suzuka and Palmer.
>>565886135*beats you*what now?
>>565886146Oniggers are actually really good for fronts and pacers since they gap the backline harder
>>565886140Scarlet is so hot it's unreal
>>565886204Machan*
>>565886140Imagine what that room smells like...
>>565886146Do ooniges even have a win condition or are they just support for other strategies
>>565886134>>565886095Well shit in all my time of playing this game I have never noticed this mechanic actually happening in a race. Had no idea. Thanks for enlightening me
>>565886181You wake up from the dream
>>565886223Bless you.
>>565886237their win condition is whenever fronts are good while angling is good + there are no other big niggers in the room
>>565886282mental training done*beats you*your move?
>beat a guy that I borrowed a Seiun Sky parent fromwhat the FUCK
>>565886237Were you not around for the Suzuka domination during Scorpio?It was the first CM I ever did and it was so fun.It was a have Suzuka to either win or kill the other Suzuka, or lose.
>>565886204>>565886223Ladies please, I will breed all of them. I mean, train. Yeah...
>Feelin' sillyMore like Feelin' like loosing every single fucking graded race lmao haha fun game haha fun mode haha funny quirky haha
>>565886237Ace can win a race all by herself if you put in the work, she is the strongest oonige
>>565886240we had a hakuraku anon posting the front breakdown and solo fronts have their wr tanked by like half at least. Just simply having another front in the room and the performance shoots up. It's most optimal when there are 3-4 fronts in the room, while more starts to make the frontline too crowded and make front ults/skills inconsistent
>>565886370100ms late start with 6s of -accel
>>565885561Higher clubs die first lower clubs die last
>>565886370get power
>Early charming>Finemo still isn't orange halfway through senior yearWhy did I roll for this dogshit cardI had to wait four turns just to take this screenshot because she didn't even fucking show up to any trainings
>>565886359
>>565886237Ooniges win by lead accel and not gassing out it's why having Unrestrained on them made them actual aces during Scorpio
>>565886370just do it in mant bwo
rooooms?
>>565886404>>565886414>I literally couldn't win enough races for Urara to even live>Glued on the second goalIt's so over. 453 power btw.
>>565886204don't tell her that or she will stalk youtrue story
>>565886501>second goal>453 powerget power
>>565886043This isn't incorrect tho
>>565884238
erm
>>565886532I had 1 power card, what, do I need fuckin 3? Do I just go 3 power 2 wit 1 speed?
When is the mile CM? I want to run Nishino Flower, Taiki Shuttle and Oguri Cap
>>565886501>Urara>Sprint/mile dirt runner>in a mode where they nuke your accel and forces you to late startIf you haven't realized, this mode is less brutal on umas who run long races where stamina checking the enemy is easier, accel isn't as important, and velocity/mid race matter morealmost as if it's made for golSHIT
>schizo goes away >threads get betternyoooooticing
Someone called?
>>565886237Once GL comes to GlobalSuzuka will terrorize CM again
I want to kill myself. Also fast learnerIs it over?
>>565886605Early may
Hey I just met youAnd this is crazy
Is unrestrained a good enough skill for fronts or ooniges to make it worth rolling on like two dance guts later to get a decent card that has it?
>>565886659Wouldn't she only terrorize mediums? I don't remember her being that good on miles
>>565886673>>565886605june*
>>565886495I'll just host onemaybe I'll get up from bed452849444528494445284944
>>565886610Fug, I was gonna try with front bakushin nextIn my defense I thought she's make it up being late and all. Holy fuck the lead was huge though
>>565886629It is called pattern recognition when it happens this many times
>>565886659There will be Helios too which is ultra stacked for miles
host it
>>565886758any front can be a menace on mile if they just get speed eater
>>565886697You already know my number, March
>used 4 clocks junior year>1 at keekuka shooI HAVE 0 CLOCKS AND A DREAM
>>565886835s3 when?
>>565886702Doesnt work for most cms, so no not really
>>565886801I got close with NY uraraI thought I was being cheeky wit how her ult works and all. Turns out it just activates a little too late and her races are still too short, and late surger's AI just don't seem to unblock themselves as well as ends. Her skill point income sucks too. Died in URA lol
how do I remove the mejiro mejiro song from my game data
I need (You). Tell me, Anonymous, how good is Radiant Star, and should I take it for Lates/Ends?
>>565886998retard
>>565886835Call me regardless lardass
>>565886908Every OP I ran when there was a perfectly fine turf g3 2 or even 1 made my cry. If I just got more accel skills early on I would have been fine I think but you don't even get a single rival race until late classic or something.
>>565886998Why would you want to remove the greatest song in the game
>>565887017just take it on everyone but xoguri bwo it's a placebo skill that you need
>>565887017It's a gamble skill and can work as a recovery
>>565886765>fail moving past wit check with 1.2kokay..555599785555997855559978forgive the lazy edit
>>565887017If you're playing the gambling style, then you might as well go for the full gambling option
>>565887085dodging danger / pp seems useless on this track, it doesn't give enough distance
>>565887032But you called me?
>>565886758People were insane enough to run Suzuka in CM10 and you had no chance of winning if she hit unrestrained
>>565887017probably notI can understand wanting it on fronts and lates where you're starved of both stamina and accels, but lates can just bring their own gambling with OYL and ends probably don't need it unless you're out of skill to buy
Machan's fat tits and plump thighs. Why did umallah gift her with those assets?
>>565887123And now you're resorting to gaslighting...
>>565887203fronts and paces*sorry I keep forgetting about pacecucks
>>565886237Once MANT ends Runaways become dangerous again. Once evolve hits you better pray Suzuka isn't in your lobby.
>>565887085juan more382174843821748438217484>>565887121highkey always does
>>565887223I did nothing like that
>>565887209So I may remember
My 2nd question Tether or straight adept
>>565887332high key looks useless?
>>565887445straight adept won me rooms by proccing on the final straight
>Doing the stupid golshi mode now with golshi>Welfare shakur coming in clutch pre-debut with straightaway spurt Spiky horse my beloved
>>565887445Adept can proc twice
>>565887445adept
>none of the SSR chains finishedThat's allowed?
>>565873038Learn impulse control. Realise if you don't apend now, you can spend more later.
>>565887332thanks for joiningfront game I guess>>565887454I'm just coping
>>565887332Bourbon... OG? Why
>>565887504yes it's allowed
>>565887560temporary fill in
>>565887505I'll just kill myself instead
>>565887549Gwos you guys told me fronts were bad...
>>565887652Unironically never listen to 4chan VF gets a lot of shit but he's usually right
>>565887638I'd fill you up permanently
Rooms?
>>565887652They areFront players just put that much more effort compared to other strategy players that they make up for the viability gap
>unironic browntranny shillslol
>>565887652literally no one said thatlast CM was literally the xoguri show and fronts STILL contested decentlythis CM they're no longer contesting hog because she isn't as strong. They got strongerFronts are gonna be around for a few CMs yet
>he's usually right
>>565887726someone already has that job
>>565887720You mean the SEAnigger who lost the last 2 CMs and swapped from fronts to lates?
>>565887549the combo was noticeably stronger on the 2000m track and the 1600m
>>565887757488071374880713748807137I'll host one and depending on how fast it fills might do more.
>don't have Dober, Maru, or SeiunI'm just destined to lose this CM right?I have no fucking accels to use
Man, fronts need so many skills. I really gotta hit fast learner and get a fuckload of hammers in my shops and win every G1 and fish for skill hints and
>>565887906you can just go borrow a dober parent and run your own ryan parent
>>565887906make a ryan and borrow dober, ends work best for this
>>565887854
>>565887652Fronts ARE bad, if you're F2P.With good cards fronts are the best style.
I have 218 carats
So who's the better as an oonige Suzuka or Palmer?
>rooms have UGsA f2p like me never stood a chance
>>565887952pull on mr. cock and balls now
>>565887828But this is his derby team?
imagine being a m*le runnerqueen elizabeth whowe're triple crown champions
Please max wit as a front, don't be a retard that builts against Xog by maxxing power only to get sent to a front heavy Finals lobby
>>565887939>>565887941Are you serious?I was told Maru was top priority do my three aces have Ryan + Maru>>565887975Suzuka for mediumsPalmer for longs
>>565887991So he swapped from fronts to lates? Seiun Sky is a cope uma she's not winning shit.
gn friends, may your runs end up good
>>565887991>following the debuffer SEAnigger>drops out of college, coaches for 100 bux/hourYeah fuck off.
>>565888080He just wanted to run Golden Generation comp?
>>565888113>2/8,205This nigger has a lesser rating than I do and you listen to him? Damn.
That was fun.6 front runners in the same lobby.One more827891308278913082789130
>>565888114I don't know how that invalidates what I said
>>565888176Heavy front lobbies are just pure gamble to see who wins the angling war
>>565888227Its who wins the wit checks and who doesn't get cucked by skill activations
>kkk sho>mcqueen rivalplease be gentle
>>565881768We love childs here.
Front takes another lobby.Last one23080969230809692308096923080969
>>565888365>low speedOOF
>>565888113I like vivlos but I hate the art style and emotion choice he uses for his vtuber avatar.
Seiun is the real Ace this CMOG Maru is borrow tier
Need help/advice. 842stam+645guts and 893 witI feel like I don't need pump maybe. Not sure about early start too. I have Gambit there in exchange of something.
>>565888080His shills were shilling triple late >>565423180 beforeas if adding a solo front now will hide his metafaggotry
>>565888345eat shit desu wa
How do I convince Mackween to let me impregnate her?
>>565888417OG maru is gaslight tiermost of her kit don't workyou'd rather just run a vb
>>565888365JOBBED HARD AND FAILED MY GAMBLE. Danchou almost had it tho
>>565888549You dont need to.
Daiwa Scarlet rounds up the final room.Front Runners take all 3 lobbies.Thanks for racing.
Move>>565888605
>>565888549Give her 100 parfaits
>>565888227It's a wit contest and who triggers more midraceif they don't have fast learner then they're behind by 5 skills and should just forfeit
>Haha, make sure you grind Groundwork parents so you can inherit Groundwork without a card>Also make sure you have 3 Green skills on your parents that you can inherit to proc Groundwork>Oh, now you need Taking the Lead as well on top of Groundwork so make sure you finish your Bourbon Wit chain>Actually now you need Dodging Danger + Prudent Positioning as well>Even though we're out of Unity now, make sure you also have Ignited Spirit Wit and Leader's Pride as well on top of that>This is also ignoring the fact you need Mid-race skills to keep your lead>Throw in some last spurt skills as well so you also don't get overtaken by the End Closers that have Daring StrikeWhy does the requirements for Front Runners keep on getting bigger and bigger the more time passes...
Late and End keks... We lost....
>I can't even make Golshi win at her own modeFuark I am a trash tier toreina. Accel skills really aren't as important as making sure she's not fucking 15th on the final corner lmao. What else can I do to win? Some times she slows down before the end, it can't be stam because she's got 400 on end pace. Do I need to guttsmaxx this mode too?
>>565888493took 3 of my clocks then got raped on rainy tenno sho spring
>>565887991Shit, that team's really good.Grass is a tad bit understamed, and obviously 1 front 2 lates isnt an optimal formation but still really strong. The stats are on point and the skills are sick.This is the first time Ive seen someone post UG umas that werent shit.
>>565888730>Have 3 velo procs mid race>refuse to advance beyond 16thWhat the fuck is wrong with her?
>>565888745>the hero does it againKino.
>haven't played since kitasan>free 15 000 carrots on log in>dump it all on cheerleader natieOk this was nice see you all next year
>>565888608post d*ck for daiwa
>>565888723Ok Tamachud, I always knew you were weak
VF lost when he started click baiting the top 1% of his discord buhis having 12 platinums, instead of his own achievements. That's as pathetic as if /uma/ started gloating about our fattest oinkers running 3 MLB SSR, with smaru, vbourbon an xoguri in team
>>5658892593 MLB ssr is not buhi tier
>>565888723If you can't win the dahby with Tama you're griefing as a torenaThat slutty little chipmunk activates Daring Strike and Tail Nine and her unique and becomes a rocket to the front mid-race, front runners stand no chance
>>565890091hags and mr cock ball
>>565890171Ace and Sirius arent hags either
>>565890091god i love hags
i hate triple frontsi hate double dominators
>>565888745Rice is one of the worst rivals to get on Tenno Sho, she stam checks you hard, RIP.
