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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)
Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm
Current Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week
>Schedule
05/07 - New Legend Races
05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)
05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/2400
05/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)
05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event
05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)
05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance City
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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Teikuoffu Maya's clothes
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I GUESS THIS IS THE THREAD NOW???
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>>565912471
I guess?
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what the FUG
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MAYA LOVE
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this thread will be gayer
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>>565912203
I have no rules so if an anon is going to give me 20 names then I will take 20 names
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LAME
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why did janny delete the thread people were posting in instead of the empty one?
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Maya!
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>Deleting the active thread and not the dead one
Do jannies just like Maya?
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Posted it again award
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YOSH IKUYOOOOOOOO
*eats 5 clocks while running in hanshin jf*
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>>565912543
Working on it
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6 million uma musume breads
Only 2.6k usable
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>deleting the oldest and with most replies thread
bruh
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You WILL post in Maya's thread
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>>565912638
>900+ stam with only marvey
FUCK I WISH I HAD STAM SPARKS
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Digitan LOVE
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>>565912604
Hag posters
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>>565911740
because I feel like it!
now host some rooms you bum
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>Today is Children's Day
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>>565912604
>>565912632
>>565912686
I think yesterday when jannies nuked dupe threads they also killed the older ones that were active and left the newest one up. That might be the meta now for thread wars.
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Today is Friday in california
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Re-postan
Mambo is recruiting!
We're looking for 3 active dacchis, no quota, just a minimum of 1 real career (stop abusing your McQueens) every 3 days, you can manage that right?
>Active chat
>Pink shoes laundering
>Stable A+ rank
>CM Practice rooms (with the same 2 anons every time)
Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
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post a pic of your uma wife: the number of foals she had IRL is the number of children you will have together - if a stallion, divide by 100, then round up - if 0, add 1

no umadacchi shall be denied a family with his wife

10 babies with my princess
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>>565912854
Fuck off
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>>565912761
The truth will not be silenced!
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>>565912884
ugly
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>>565912854
Fuck on
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¡El Numero Uno!
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How do we stop the Front menace?
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>somehow less than 600 guts
>29 races
oh...
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>>565912936
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When am I supposed to run Asahi hai vs Hanshin what’s the difference?
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>>565912884
Cute Journey
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>>565912854
Nice ad. I wanted to make one myself today, but that saves me the trouble!
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>>565912968
Impregnate all the front umas so they can't run
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>>565912884
Festival Journey.
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>>565913035
Thanks, Paint 3D is my passion
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>>565912897
>>565912943
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>>565912968
Worry about the Rear menace.
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What
How'd my bake stayed up. I was late
Not complaining though
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None of you guys are funny. You guys are just plain, simply retarded. Not going to miss a single one of you as I quit this trash general and game.
Cya.
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>>565912920
Dilate, no one likes hags.
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>>565913245
See you tomorrow bestie
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>>565913245
This but unironically
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>>565913245
See you tomorrow
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>>565913187
Shenanigans
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this isn't an airport. you don't have to announce your departure
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>>565913245
Please attach Gold City to your posts
Thank you
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>>565913347
What if his flight gets delayed again?
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>>565910982
Maya Won
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>>565913245
we need more soulful latam shitposts
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>>565913354
Cuckquean
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Nishino is so pretty.
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Anonymous wouldn't say that
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Does OG Fuji's unique work on end closer?
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>>565913592
i say this
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>>565913664
No
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hag wife
hag game
hag general
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>>565913315
Bright would NOT agree with that
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Coffee for Cafe!
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>>565913562
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I'm already tired of MANT and 1 hour runs
Give me my 20 min runs back
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>>565913592
ugly ass haircut
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>>565913743
Still true
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When will we get a true roguelite experience in Umamusume?
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>>565913864
>5 days left
And I only have 1 ace ready lmao, I’m fucking done with this scenario
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what the fuck
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>>565913917
I can hear it
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>>565912885
A family of 19 with my beloved Fuji!
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>>565914083
Ruby
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>>565913961
I'm probably skipping CM13 desu, I'm too employed for this shit
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>>565914094
>boyuma
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>>565913562
Rice looks like this
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>>565913943
Never hopefully
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>>565914094
Fuji Kisexi
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>>565914182
Join the Open League gamers brother
It's comfier here
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>>565914131
>t.Helios
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>>565913568
Sex with Shichi while she watches recordings of previous trainees
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I still haven't done the tatsunomiya kinen event goal done. I'm not training sprinters for fucks sake
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>requests dirt shoes
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I am days away from quitting from MANT burnout this is fucking insane, I never struggled making SS umas but this CM i can only make S or S+ shitters. I fucking hate the derby, I think i just hate everything as a whole.
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>>565914203
Her fat, sloshing, boyuma knockers will feed our multitude of children well!
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>>565914182
That’s the neat part, I’m unemployed and these past 6 days I have had terrible luck with the pink sparks. Fuck off with this scenario
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Hey so when are we going to have the hags vs lolis grand prix?
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It's a new day
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New day it is
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>>565914083
Diamond
Green/yellow
her shape is, uh, very nice
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I got Rick(ey)rolled in my club chat...
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>>565914490
Gay
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let's go rickey
copano rickey!
https://youtu.be/IMWFnYnQVRw
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>>565913562
Mambo?
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MAYANO TOPPO GUNNU!
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>>565913943
>a true roguelite experience
you mean "roguelike"?
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>>565910982
Thanks OP, my free pull saw your image
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Helios can watch as Ruby and her torena consummate their marriage
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I guess I'm staying another week
I was prepared to go back to class 5...
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>>565914649
If wanting to father great numbers of children with my beloved is gay then slap my cock and call me king of the faggots.
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>>565914769
No Wei…
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IT'S A NEW DAY AND BRIAN RAPED ME
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I wasted the whole golden week training for CM
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>>565914490
She's the only reason I'm still playing this game.
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>>565914915
Rape
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>>565914689
>pedo music
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>>565914713
mambo
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>>565914689
When does this play?
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>>565914736
mayano top wife
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>>565914948
You can't do that she's tuff
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Matsuda was very cute in her Kimono I hope more people draw Stego in it too.
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>>565914490
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>>565915137
Old Hag and Ugly Gold
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Matikanes!
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>>565915067
I have no idea
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>>565914721
rogueheavy
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https://youtu.be/sAXZbfLzJUg
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>>565915137
They looked gorgeous
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>>565915219
me on the left
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>>565915105
Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi is a turf runner actually
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>>565915023
>luis miguel during sex
Based I love her now
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>>565915105
I kek'd
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>>565915329
>wasting carats for your end closers
For shame.
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>>565912885
>scrolling through thread
>see kawakami scroll past my screen
>stop. Scroll back up.
>expand thumbnail
>kiss forehead/screen
>continue scrolling
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>>565914689
holy based
for those who don't get it, song's a parody of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8j1KVppRtc
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>>565915076
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>>565915137
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>>565915448
21? Pulls? I'l live.
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>>565915105
Stolen this is amazing
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i think mr cb propaganda worked on me
i kinda wanna pull her now as a trainee
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when do the seiun sky legend races start
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Your "wife" is a stallion
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>>565915536
>100K carats
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>>565915612
It was in December
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>>565915448
What if my oshi is an end closer?
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>SSR 2 days in a row
Do your dailies ok
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>>565915504
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http://poal.me/7cfl0
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>>565915486
wtf
I can see it
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>>565915642
Yis:)
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>>565915608
Skip her banner.

>>565915653
Abandon her
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http://poal.me/a19f8j
http://poal.me/a19f8j
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>>565915693
I need explanation to the implications here
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>>565915693
You let Crickey suck little boys but she'll still have your children and oyakodon with the girls
You let Curren go wild and all you'll get is to drink used condoms with your oatmeal
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>>565915637
No she isn't.
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>>565915637
She's Orange too
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>>565915682
>>565915504
Watch more art tutorials
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>>565915797
I'm the little boy (in spirit) so I have no issue with tardwrangling Crickey with my shotacock
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>>565915784
>Translation: Are you in control of your life?
>yes, i'm a responsible adult
>kinda, i'm on a rough patch
>no, i'm a manchild with no real problems and i'm addicted to high numbers as emotional support anchors
Fixed
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>>565915668
Speaking of which...
Danchou here
Do your dailies, you're missing out on free resources that help you alongside being in a club
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uhhhhhhhh weren't we supposed to get welfare clocks
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>>565915784
there is no way you niggers think this game is on par with the others. It's the most disrespectful by far
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>>565915910
I don’t know a single other gacha that requires 45 mins to an hour just to do the only daily that gives you gems
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>>565915905
Even better she'll only suck your bloodline
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>>565915668
You got the worst SSR in the game
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>>565915784
I do not think I have ever experienced a gacha as blatantly jewy as Umamusume that wasn’t clearly just a smash crash and grab
Not even the chinkiest of chinkslop is this bad
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>>565915915
suck my dick dancho
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>>565915910
There's always gotta be a dude who pops up to defend bad design
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>>565916024
Wouldn't
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>>565916041
Getting another CB would be godlike but I already got one yesterday >>565803676
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>>565915784
I have not played a single other gacha game so idk lole
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https://poal.me/a1t0bu
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>Nishino Flower is so innocent, just look at her face! How could she ever do anything bad?
>Always Sunny theme starts
>Torena is Raped by Nishino Flower
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>>565916023
>>565915910
>>565915784
I want to know what gachas you guys have played if you honestly think this is better or on par with anything out there
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>>565915784
other gachas just take me like 5-10 min for dailies while this one I waste like 30-40 min per run and have to do 5 runs if I want to get the most out of it
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https://poal.me/mq4zj9
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>>565916191
with all that mass, do you think Tazuna was a late surger?
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>>565916214
Ugly tomboy
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>Ask question about the game
>0 replies, no answers
>Drama, gay ERP, avatarfagging etc
>10000 replies across 10000+ threads
You're fucking niggers and I wish you death.
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>>565916181
Doesnt matter that much but gratz anyway. CB and smaru are fair cards.
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>>565916025
I don't know a single respectable adult who finds an optional activity a struggle, this post reeks of having an emotional dependence and lack of control of your life if you suffer because you miss on chump change at the virtual casino
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https://poal.me/o6ujyx
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>>565915784
If you ask this to me before MANT dropped then I would answer "It's about on par" but MANT killed the balance
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>>565916191
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>>565916416
What'd you want to know and dont act like a retard now.
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>>565916245
never trust fillies
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https://poal.me/50sy51
https://poal.me/50sy51
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>>565916416
If your question got no leplies it was because it was retarded and you should know better
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>>565916024
The “Tyrant” can’t be this cute
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>>565916416
you need to attach some cute or sex pic
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I’m trying to make a parent Ryan and I gotta say this Uma is really cute especially when she gets giddy about romance
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>>565916268
More than I could count, but now I'm not a child so I use an hour of my time on my horse girls instead of crying like a bitch
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>>565915784
It respects my time because I have more fun than in other gachas
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blease join.....
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>>565916191
her butt isn't that big but I wish it was
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>>565916416
Post your question and if it's not absolutely retarded I won't mock you. Fucking @me faggot
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>>565916268
trying playing gbf and spamming the same shit for 12 hours to get 0 drops and so nothing EVER improves and you're actually full on forced to spend money to get anything relevant because the currency takes forever to fucking get a single 10 roll.
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>>565916443
What the fuck does that have to do with anything you retard? A job is an optional activity as well but if I said I’d pay you 5c an hour you’d say I didn’t respect your time
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>>565916576
>Gorilla's onahole
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>>565916416
https://poal.me/6dmwzp
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>>565916416
post a picture of yourself on a scale and you'll have +10 replies guaranteed with some answers in
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>>565915784
>1 hour run for 1* guts sparks
Gee, I wonder.
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>>565916497
>>565916529
>>565916728
They didn't have a question, they post this every couple of months for (You)s
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>>565916838
Can I have another (You)?
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>>565916801
>a job is an optional activity
Yep, I knew you were a kid
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>>565916775
How many 3* parents have you gotten this week?
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STOP POSTING POLLS
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>hmmm today I will ask if I should put Red Shift on my End uma again
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>>565916815
https://poal.me/drprk3
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How much money have you guys spent on this game? Be honest.
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>>565916497
>>565916728
I asked whether Tamamo needs to be B/A in Mile to be good for this CM or it's alright to race only on medium/long
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>>565916801
>A job is an optional activity
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>>565916895
As many as you want sweetie
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>>565916985
20 bucks for ze ticket
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nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
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>>565916985
None. Not even worth spending $20.
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https://poal.me/zgoxjr
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>>565916985
at least 1k
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>>565916910
>>565917015
It quite literally is. You just choose to work so you can have a more satisfying life
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http://poal.me/cx01a3
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>>565916910
Who needs a job when you can gamble bro
Just don't lose lmao
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https://poal.me/k9e8su
https://poal.me/k9e8su
https://poal.me/k9e8su
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>>565916985
0 currency units
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>>565916985
There's zero discounted carat packs escaped my watch
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>>565917005
Getting B/A mile makes it easier to get higher stats etc. You can high roll on med/long too, takes more time/luck as a result.
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>six ace runs
>get lots of skills, but no medium S
>do my next ace run
>get medium S twice and no skills
CYGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES
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>>565916810
the triple tiara is literally composed of mare limited races THO
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>>565916985
I don’t know maybe around $1k
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https://poal.me/8815cy
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>>565916910
If it wasn’t optional why are there people who don’t work?
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>>565917005
B can still loser races. A is preferable. You can also do milelet but you'll lack a lot of SP.
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>>565917005
Yes your question has an obvious answer and was retarded so fuck you
>>565917090
Jobless art majors everybody
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>>565916985
0
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>>565917087
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>>565916985
$2000, f2p btw
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>>565916985
idk like £400 total
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>>565915784
you can tell niggas answering "it doesn't" never play any gacha beyond doing dailies and this is their first time participating in any form of PVP
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Saying a job is optional is like saying breathing is optional and only pretentious manchildren living in their parents' basement would unironically believe this to be deep
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>>565916985
Probably 2 grand. Maybe more. I try not to think about it. Spending too much is what got me to quit the game in the first place, and it was mostly for cards.
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>>565914689
we should start a meme where we use this in place of never gonna give you up and call it rickeyrolling
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STOP POSTING POALS YOU FUCKS
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>>565917005
>pwease tell me I dont need to use mile sparks I dont wanna use mile sparks yada yada
>why isnt anyone responding to me
Actually kill yourself
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>>565917165
>instantly lose all clocks at NHK Mile Cup
NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN NUKE JAPAN
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Which uma would love random polls?
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>>565916985
50 bucks
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>>565916985
Like 400€ (all to get trainees btw)
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>>565917570
Nakayama would bet on which answer has the highest votes
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>>565917524
>using a hag
Kill yourself, negro.
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>>565917570
Shakur, Falco and Curren, the biggest numberfags
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>>565917614
I'm going to punch all of your teeth out
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>>565917414
I feel like Dokkan battle respected my time way more than this and in that the “pvp” was literally competing over 72 hrs of grind
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>>565916416
There hasn't been any ERP or even "ERP" in centuries now though.
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>>565917524
It was a dead run anyway
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>>565917524
were you the only front?
run pace if that happens
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>>565917570
Retards like Tosen Jordan
>get asked a question
>answer is never wrong
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No one wants to see aislop of Futa King Halo.
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>>565915298
Oh good thing its just Vodka, I could care less.
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>>565917524
Glad to see it wasn't just my Dober jobs here, I don't have OG Maru but I thought she could just sail through races with her ult and that's why she is constantly used for fan runs
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>>565917710
>Team Boomer
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Late June classic year. Goldship, no Fast Learner event hasn't been yet. Should I go for it or nah?
>Actually I only need to win one race
I guess I will
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>get 5 empowering megaphones before the first summer
>absolutely zero weights
well okay then
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>>565917710
PROCREATION HAG SEX
HATE SEX
PROCREATION TOMBOY SEX
BRAINROT PROPAGANDA SEX
PUNNY SEX
LOVEY DOVEY HANDHOLDING PROCREATION WITH MARVIN GAYE BACKGROUND MUSIC HAG SEX
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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Which uma would post on UM4chan asking for an /uma/bf
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>>565917832
what the fuck the tiktok i downloaded this from didn't have the music this long???
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>>565917892
That's the whole point, she doesn't job there. Losing all 3 remaining clocks there never fucking happens. It is quite literally Cygames' servers seeing that your run is good and putting a stop to it instantly to push your dopamine cycle.
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>>565917686
NTA but chiyofag still posts and off topic drivel of shit like /uma/ bfs or cock or sex with anons is completely normalized now.
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>>565917524
Why Japan? FineMo's Irish
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>>565917969
>tiktok
Fuck off
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>>565915784
The other gacha I play only eats up 20 mins of dailies. Uma can be like that for me during the weekends where I run 1 Curren URA run and chill all day
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>>565918049
it's better OC than what comes from 4chan these days
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>>565918123
No
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>>565918049
never leaving twin
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>>565917832
there we go
>>565918196
shocking counterpoint
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https://youtu.be/ntG50eXbBtc
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>>565918049
unironically the best platform to consume otaku media even if it's full of kids larping the same shit anime elitists did 15 years ago, that's how bad things are
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>>565918204
oppa spechud style
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>>565916985
$0
Its actually crazy people out there throwing thousands for a shitty horse game that always gives us foul mood.
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More kumiyabe umanko just dropped
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>>565917931
Excellent taste
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>>565918286
You're using it for brainrot.
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>>565916985
20 shekels
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>>565918461
you go to instagram reels for that unc
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After careful consideration,
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>>565918049
https://poal.me/88i2m9
https://poal.me/88i2m9
https://poal.me/88i2m9
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>>565918551
>instagram
Stay back there
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If you ever complain about mant, just do one aoharu run and tell me with a straight face how much you love it when you have absolutely no damage control over the outcome.

Your only valid criticism is having shit aptitude needing to be mutated.
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>>565918632
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>>565918529
Old man..
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>>565918654
I did that some days ago and holy shit even with 3 speed Taiki I couldn't cap speed
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>>565918654
Grandlive and grandmasters will also be shit
But seriously MANT can be fixed if we got superskip
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>>565918637
nope not gonna hehe
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>>565918637
you are being left behind unc better adapt or become a jaded oldfag who hasn't enjoyed anything made after 2010
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>>565918331
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>>565918850
me in the middle
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>>565918850
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>>565918881
If a spark costed 80 dollars I would actually spend
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Why spend money on the game when you can just buy merch? I don't get it
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>>565918556
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>>565918850
>cuckshit
This is why black people don't belong in the fandom.
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>>565918850
So this is the infamous NTRposter
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Kumiyabe is the best
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>>565918881
If I could get all Umamusume game content forever for $80 I probably would have spent that $80 by now.
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>>565918881
the equivalent here would be paying 80 dollars for bing bing wahoo except you have 97.5% chance of getting a sonic game in the case
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>>565919016
the smart KING
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>>565919171
>black on black
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>>565918595
Umatter > Umabili > Umachan = Umabook
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>>565919103
Anon, nearly all "blacked" cartoon porn is made by race-obsessed white people.
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>>565919347
>white people.
Koreans*
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Will it be difficult in future to get Kris S to win a CM or is she suited for some of them?
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I'm black. Uma for me?
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>>565919347
gooks are the biggest producers and consumers of cuckshit tho
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>>565919473
What makes you ask that?
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>>565919473
Everything is winnable… as long as you bring 2 debuffers
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>>565919315
Yeah this place is no better than Umabook truth br told. 90% reposts and not high quality either
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>>565919347
>>565919423
We need to bully and gatekeep them.
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>>565919103
idk anon, I just saw a ytshort of a black dude winning aries finals and he was just as happy if not happier than I was when I won. Any blackanon in this thread or playing uma in general is so far disconnected from all the detestable parts of black culture that I don't really see the point in seething over it.
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Thanks, I hate it
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>>565919473
she has the best skill for lates for long cms inherently, she can def win longer distances. Mediums will be more difficult, which is what her halloween alt is more geared towards.
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>>565919473
She is a good long late surger
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>>565919581
I like Kris S and I want her to win a CM. Is it going to be difficult?
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>>565919016
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300 days and still no plat I'm gonna kms
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>>565919473
Brown umas don't win CMs
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>>565919473
She’s designed for Arima and Satsuki Sho
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>>565919715
I like her too and >>565919679 sounds about right
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Top 5 Uma with the shortest skirts
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>>565919659
>implying blacks play gachas
>implying blacks use 4chan
Umamusume is White Only
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>>565919171
would ramonu be into that
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>>565919914
kitasan wouldn't do that on her own
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>>565919171
That brown @VF sure is jacked
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>>565919679
Sounds like the answer is to get both
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>>565920009
>Ramonufags are the next Teiofags
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Huh. Thank you for your service ,CB.
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>37 wins
>17 skills
>6 white sparks
I hate this game so much
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So this is what being popular feels like
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>>565919521
Mejiro Ramonu
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Just how bad would be to get kicked in the balls by an umagirl?
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Time to gain 300 pounds
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I'm ngl, kumiyabe's art has made me appreciate interracial
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>>565919347
It's literally mostly made by gooks promoting their fetish and jeets pretending to be white
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Brown uma won my heart
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>>565919521
hishiama
dont racemix
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>>565920310
mutt's law
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>>565919521
creek has the biggest ass
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>>565918850
This guy's art looks like AI generated, is his art a common training material for AI?
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>>565920279
No more baby-making sex
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>>565920229
Why would Doto attack this innocent man?
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>>565920279
Imagine getting kicked in the balls by a horse.
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>>565919998
White as rednu you mean, the whitest american uma player
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>>565920297
NO DON'T
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>>565920124
If you're a huge Kris S fan and want to run her is as many CMs as possible, yeah. There's a lot of umas I like so I'll probably have a set of 3 per distance.
>>565920330
She's so pretty....
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>>565920229
OPERA O HATE
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>>565920394
Stop claiming this chink is American. He's as American as the 6 million jeets in the US
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>>565920297
Grats on reaching the ton!
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>>565920297
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>>565920330
>>565920310
Kill yourselves
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nigga...
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Mayachi!
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Gold City feet in my mouth
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>>565916801
>A jobs is an optional activity
You must be 18+ to post here
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Of course jobbing is an optional activity
Just win
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>>565920448
Very pretty
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I'M GONNA DO IT /uma/
I WILL RAPE AND CUM REPEATEDLY INSIDE THE AMERICAN DOGHORSE
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>>565920827
No
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Thoughts?
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>>565920827
Humans are too weak to rape umas
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>>565920827
wouldn't it be more economical to just wait for spooks and use the star shards to upgrade her?
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>>565920958
This dude's art is so fucking hot I can overlook the cuckshit.
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Can I use this for CM?
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>>565921097
Mile CM is coming in 3 weeks, what are the odds to get spooked?
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>>565921097
what if you really really like taiki
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>>565920827
if you ever pin her down is because she allowed
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>>565921097
This was the same argument against the all-spark banner, by the way
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The harsh turth is that even if I impregnate my successful Trainee, our kid would end up as one of those background umas that scream "muri" on the last sprout.
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>>565921097
I'm not rolling on any uma banner until summer golshi
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>>565920496
Horses have around the intelligence of an 8 year old, but Doto is acting like a toddler here
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>>565921086
>showing off her rape face
She can't keep getting away with it.
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>>565921280
By that logic you shouldn't pull umas at all because you will end up getting spooked
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taiki is like baby dog
she doesn't know what sex is
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>>565920958
You got the rickey one? Also, any translations yet?
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Maybe Gold Ship actually sucks and is a retarded uma for retarded players
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>>565921509
https://exhentai.org/g/3921014/f484e737e1/
No translation yet sadly
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Is straightaway spurt still mandatory for ECs this CM or not?
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>>565921691
fucking retard kys
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Oissu
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>>565920958
I love NTR
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>>565921691
Not the current one, but it might help with career
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>>565921658
Thanks. I love NTR
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wahey
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>suddenly 3rd earner in my club
yea you can tell im panicking for the upcoming CM
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Hey guys
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>>565922043
Sexo
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>>565921097
The spook chance is so astronomically low that it is not worth, unless you are a whale and pull in basically every banner
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my daughterwife came home...
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>>565922009
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Is NSM mandatory for all CMs? If not how do you tell?
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My Goldship wins rooms
None of my other umas do though
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>>565922217
nimble is pretty good, NSM is sometimes not worth crippling your deck with the dogshit that is Yukino Bijin wit
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>>565922217
Its always good to have
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>>565922217
There are tracks that it's better on and tracks it's worse on. When late race starts on the final straight then umas are often spread out so that it's harder to trigger. However given that nimble nav is a hint on the best wit card in the game there's no reason to not get it if you arent playing a front
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>>565922203
>>565922009
>domestic
hot
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Another 200 mares to Kitasan Black
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>>565922396
>Coal Shitty
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>>565921097
As the game adds more Uma, the harder it is to get spooked by a particular one unless they really have a hard on for you. I've sparked 3 (actually 4, but I don't like talking about the gentildonna spark) since September and the only Uma that I kept getting dupes of because she just won't leave me the fuck alone is Zeno Rob Roy (base, I still don't have her fucking alt despite her base popping up over and over). All the other Uma were new or older dupes of Uma I hadn't 5*d yet

You have slightly better odds now because there's far less Uma to fight with but it's still insanely low. It's why they give you statues to begin with.
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>>565922396
Cute Shichi
>>565922667
Me on the right
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https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/%22coal%20shitty%22/
schizophrenia
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This is a dumb question but I don't really have the ability to test it as they're turns apart from each other, do you get more points from the grilled carrots if you have charming?
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>>565922769
Now try searching "Gold City feet in my mouth"
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Epipipipipi!
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>>565922859
Yes
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>>565922859
No
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>>565922769
>t.pajeet
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>>565922859
You do
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>>565922769
Calm down It's just a ritual post
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Sorry, I'm still newish
Speed is easy enough to raise but Idk what sparks to get for 20% stamina or the reverse 20% power
Assuming I have SSR or the good SRs for both stamina and power, what do blue sparks do I get for a 20% stamina uma like Gold Ship and what about the reverse like Mejiro Ryan who's a 20% power uma?
Thanks
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>>565922894
>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/%22Gold%20City%20feet%20in%20my%20mouth%22/
even worse schizophrenia
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>>565922859
i once had charming activated, and it only showed the standard +5 addition to the friendship gauges
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>>565922769
yeah, he's obsessed
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>>565920214
a glimpse of what you can further achieve, junior
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>>565918850
Thanks to the kerfuffle with 4chanx yesterday with soundposts messing up, I figured out how to fix the bad archive redirection for b4k.
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>>565922991
Speed or Power or Stamina
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>>565922996
All me
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>>565922859
I believe it gives 10 instead of 5, yes
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>>565922996
king shit
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>>565922991
Depends on the cm you are training for
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>>565922859
you get +7 instead of +5
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I don't even have the energy to write about how badly the game fucked me over
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>>565922948
I made those posts
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>>565922991
It depends on what cards you plan on putting in your deck and what distance you are trying to build the uma for. Usually you want sparks for a stat you aren't actively training, ie use stamina sparks when using power cards and use power sparks when using stamina cards, but again it depends on the distance and how much stamina you actually need. Gold Ship for mile for example can reach the stamina goal with 2 power cards (ideally with stamina bonus like the Hishi Amazon SR card) and without any stamina sparks, so some player might opt to go for power sparks anyway, or maybe get some wit or speed sparks to help out with those stats.
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>>565923215
>>565923119
>>565923005
>>565922962
>>565922946
>>565922913
Ok thanks. I mean you generally should buy them anyway if it's before summer 1 and that's free friendship points, but I was just curious.
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What am I in?
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>>565922330
I feel like I could cap speed and power even with a 0* yeppers hindering my deck. I've been thinking about using the selector on it. Here's my ssrs. Dumb idea?

Selector goes up to fuku & pow ayabe banner.
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>>565922991
isnt the simplest train of thought for sparks:
enough stam sparks to make hitting stam requirement for your goal easier (CM ace/Team trials)
then power
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>>565923391
Mambo
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>>565922991
Sparks cover the necessities of your deck, if you are running power cards, you probably need some stamina sparks (depending on which distance your trainee is running), if you have stamina cards in your deck, you probably need power sparks (I like this one a lot). Your usual deck will look like that, 2 speed (maybe 3, with Fuku SSR borrow), 2 wit (sometimes 3, it depends), 2 of anything else that isn't guts
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When you, deck. Pack of cards. Horse in the game Koka Sho it's Maruzensky do top class horse race with Front Late End surger pace in position to get skills groundwork and it's meta it's game slop bwo. Bwo bwo bwo. Face the race bakushin and then get dodging danger and prusitioning and your greens Eat your vegetables Mambo club danchou. End ryan Yes event bonus spin the wheel. Team trials to yes. Legacy Umamusume and it's and it's and it's View Results Race Runners, Race Bonus. More than 800 Umamusume let's number 1 favourite Umamusume Umamusume pretty derby for the daily races. Fine Motion
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>>565923615
Fine Motion!
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>>565923318
>>565923159
>>565923552
>>565923571
Figured as much, I just wanted to assume an "ideal" situation and make a work around
This Trackblazer scenario sometimes feels random, like I'm in totally in control, then the next run, totally out of control
Same deck, same schedule but vastly different stats aside from speed
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>>565923537
There will be a yeppers rerun just before Tachy/Light, if your budget allows it maybe spark there once and use the selector there.
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>>565923647
rape fineposters
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>>565923615
What?
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>bwo bwo bwo if u le RACE you can somehow magically get 300 speed by hinshan jew fillies bwo! just trust the RACE BONUS bwo!
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>>565923615
The Motion is in fact Fine
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>>565923741
That's what your mum said last night
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>>565923735
t. 45 RB
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>>565923707
This game is layers upon layers of RNG sometimes, consistency is a lie. Don't worry too much about it and just do what works for you
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>>565923735
If you're not hitting 400 speed by classic April, your run has some problems
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>>565923734
Warning, this will put you at 3 consecutive races, Tazuna's Advice is to guts further King Halo is the number meta pace racer chaser facer. Tail Held High procs in 2nd position distance aptitude no let's do the Transfer Requests it's Daily Sale Shopping time.
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Marry your trainee.
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>>565923906
16 years is enough btw
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>>565923724
That's very nice of you anon....
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>>565923391
>What am I in
Deep bullshit
Don't take a loss seriously unless it kills the run
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>>565923537
I was about to say "Yukino Bijin makes my trainees witlet because it's that bad of a card" but considering you have Fuku MLB you should be fine fitting Bijin
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>>565923871
????????????????????????
WHAT THE FUCK????????????????????????
POINT TO THE PART OF MY POST WHERE I MENTIONED CLASSIC APRIL????????
????????????????????
WHAT IS THIS REPLY????????????????????
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>>565923735
I still have no idea how MANT works to this day
I just stick to the racing agenda I snagged from here and sometimes I make it through just fine and other times I run out of clocks before the first summer training and then lose 5 G1s
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UWAAAA DARBYYYYY
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>>565924040
Gentle sex with finemo posters
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>>565924165
That's.... an improvement I guess
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>>565922991
You also have to take into accounts events umas have. Golshi for instance has shitton of stamina events + innate recovery and you can cut down on a stamina support with just a few sparks.
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/uma/ club is getting destroyed...
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My bro...
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>>565923735
You're supposed to have 300 speed and power by Niigata Junior Stakes
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>>565924101
Cause how the fuck are you gonna reach 400 speed by April when you don't have 300 speed by December? MANT has the same training stat gains as URA and you can easily do it there.
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>>565924298
Awesome can 2 of you join Tamalove please
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>>565923707
MANT is a scenario that gives you a lot of autonomy thanks to the shop, sometimes shop will be shit, but you will be able to get somewhat reasonable runs on average (considering you are running a Mile A trainee, medium/long schedules do not work/are inconsistent)
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>>565923707
That’s the beauty of gambling isn’t it?
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>>565924340
literally only possible having fuku and ssr marvelous in your deck
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>>565923735
I wouldn't go as far as >>565923871 but if you don't have 300 Speed by Fillies you are NOT in a very good position
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>>565924381
A single speed anklet or megaphone with a decent training gives you like 50+ speed
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>>565924049
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testo
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>>565923890
are you retarded or something
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>>565924391
>not even S
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Oh yeah thanks just activate 3 medium sparks and 1 white when every other run you gave me 0 medium sparks and tons of Groundwork and whites. I'm going to put toothpicks under my toenails and kick the wall
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bros
when will mant be over
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absolute dogshit summer
turn right after summer absolute godlike rainbows on a level 2 speed facility, every fucking time
fuck this
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>>565924562
Ace-o
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>>565924562
dancho... keep posting porn .
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>>565924338
what does it mean
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>>565924684
hopefully soon
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bro i need to raise my friendship gauges but these shop items are too good
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>>565924391
You're not allowed to poach from /uma/club bwo. Delete your post before HE sees it if you want your club to live
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>>565924671
>I'm going to put toothpicks under my toenails and kick the wall
wtf
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>>565924778
I don't engage in club drama so I have no clue who you're talking about nor do I really care to learn, sorry bro
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>>565923959
prime fertility
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Just be super duper lucky (7).
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>>565924576
Mood wemp up. Give one run for pace chavy .s Energy went trainee's getting still Hint level
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I really really really really really really really really really really really really hate Vodka and her stupid NSM
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>>565924684
6 more months
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>>565925014
So true!
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>>565924684
Around July… remember to save your carats for GL. You have 2 months
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>>565924684
end of July.....
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That should be enough, now with a dominator debuffer
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>>565925014
Is meekschizo testing their AI again?
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>>565924868
also that
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>>565925113
Daring Strike
Staring Drike...
Gold Ship
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>>565924381
>>565924435
but sometimes racing just dumps stats into stam and guts and then i have to click a lone kitasan on speed to hit 300 speed so i don't know if i should just click speed or race
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>>565925115
we lost Meek schizo long time ago, the last time he came here he claimed a skin walker was stalking him and he never post again
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>>565925245
Getting Kita to high friendship is first priority always
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>>565925113
Oooof, thats weak for a midrace.
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Got kicked from my club but also don't feel like playing until Sexing the Pearl drops.
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Is Serenity any good of a gold skill considering "the way ahead is jammed" is pretty common for EC?
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>>565925574
Sorry Mambro, rules are rules
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love kingu
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>>565925649
cute
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Alright let's see how the run dies
No valid captcha because bt, AZm. Az. D Special Creek
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I have Biko at 3lb. Would it be safe to uncap and skip Summer Maru for El later on?
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>>565923906
Friendzone your trainee
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>>565925585
I would say just get Glittering Star for your EC instead because while it is random in when it activates, it's still a recovery and boost in the 2nd half when you could actually need it.
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>>565925550
Source?
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>>565925113
>firm course menace
Stop with this gaslight
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>>565925741
I mean do you run fronts? If not then you should be skipping Smaru anyway if you have Biko. You can use the half anni voucher to uncap her to mlb in a few months (or do it now for the race bonus if you need it I guess)
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I did a career late into the night and now I don't feel like doing the midday career that I usually do.
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>>565925906
Necessary unless you want to farm for Turf S
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>>565925679
It do be like that. See you around.
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>>565925771
>the tranny van
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>>565925753
I'll friendzone mine and take yours
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>>565925906
nta but it's basically like having free Turf S and Distance S, without having to actually get them. You don't NEED it but man does it help.
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Empowering Megaphone
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FUCKING OVER MY OGURI ROLLS WASNT ENOUGH???

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE THIS IS MY THIRD ONE AND IVE NEVER DONE HER SHITTY CAREER
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>>565926103
Sexin the City
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>>565925921
Maya wouldn't sa--never mind
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>>565926070
I wish you well in your next club!
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>>565925790
Cute....
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Are any of the sideways moves like I Can See Right Through You and such actually worth it, considering how easily you can get brocked in this game?

>>565926189
But she's so sexy!
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>>565925978
what is this
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Seiun Sky wife of my life
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>First shop
I smell a bad seed
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>>565926189
Don't say that...
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>>565923906
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>>565926189
You have been in the coal mines for so long you can’t even spot a gem
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>>565926350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWRs8f35aCs
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>>565925919
Thanks. The only fronts I will pull are Palmer and Helios anyway. I had to redo my whole pull plan for this.
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>>565922582
super wife
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>>565926103
You're black
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>>565926379
I was right, time to give up
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>>565923906
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>>565926512
The reason why Smaru is so hyped up as a card is because a) how good she is for fronts and b) how efficient she is as a stat stick at even 1lb. You already have a good stat stick in Biko so you can skip on focus on whatever cards you'll need to pull for your preferred style (like Tachyon for pace)
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>>565926462
Why does this random delivery uma have such big boobs AND why does she want to marry me
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>think Golshi's voice sounds unique and neat
>finally go to Japan
>like half of all Japanese girls I see talking outside sound like that
Wait so Golshi is just what they sound like when they aren't putting on a stage voice for anime?
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>>565926616
Yeppers
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Who's coming to see the horse race?
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>3 runs with no Med S
Oh it's one of those days
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Is this skill any good? Acceleration anytime before the beginning of the last spurt is useless, right?
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>>565924226
>>565924040
>>565923741
>>565923647
Impregnating FineMo posters
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Hey man that's a good run. Yeah, that's a really good run .Awesome run man. Tell you what. Why not just give me all your clocks on a random race for no reason. Awesome. Great game. Just good. Best game. A.
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>>565926859
Yeah it sucks ass
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>>565926881
Boys cant get pregnant
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>>565926804
me if I lived there
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Assuming you never skip G1s, how many stats does a training have to give you for you to consider skipping a G2/G3 epithet race?
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>>565926341
>>565926457
Bimbo is shit
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>>565926936
Then why do femboys so desperately try to get bred via their butt-vaginas?
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>>565927063
Mental illness
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>>565926961
Wouldn't fuck
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>>565926961
No hard and fast rule
Good training is good training
Good shops are good shops
Easy rivals are easy rivals
Decisions depend on a lot of things
Sex with Marvelous Sunday
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>>565921892
...hey
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Been stuck at 85.2% on this thing for three weeks...
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>>565926741
Are we talking like Golshi-chan voice or hatless Goldeshippu voice?
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>>565926961
40 plus
OR
>double rainbow with items
>no rival racer
t. No S+ umas yet
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>>565926961
g2 and g3s are skippable always
if you get a good training in a g1 turn (unless it's a worthless race like hopeful stakes) you're just bricked because either way you're losing a lot
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>>565926804
Houston?
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>>565927254
I just mean her general intonation and all.
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>>565927394
Lewd lickable tummy uooooh
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>>565926804
>costume masks are prohibited
Why do they hate kigurumis?
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>>565926804
>Children 17 and under are free
>at a cosplay event
I smell glowies
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>>565926189
>actual tranny-coded voice actor
>story is boring as fuck
>original and Xmas have shitty growths
>Xmas unique skill is super annoying since it just won't activate with certain room setups or rng
>tits arent even that impressive compared to the mommy umas
>has two boring jokes that get repeated forever
>all of her support cards have awful events that fuck your energy
Yeah biwa is one of the worst premium umas
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>>565927289
>t. No S+ umas yet
There's people getting UG with R cards
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>>565927367
California
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>>565927513
That's not a cock that's a cylinder. People jerk off to this?
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>>565926961
At least 2 rainbows and they usually give out 40+ stat
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>>565927569
Proof? Ones that aren't Guts meme please.
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>>565927513
I do this
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>>565927513
Neicha would actually do this since she loves her toreina
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>>565927394
PEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPERO
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>>565927553
>tranny-coded voice actor
Thanks for reminding us, definitely skipping her.
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>>565927184
HEY HEY WAHEY CHU
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>>565927569
1-2* parents/grandparents... tasukete...
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>>565927394
why the fuck is it white oh god it is full of lint what the fuck neicha you nasty
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>>565927502
You could have a nigger hiding in that thing, it's dangerous
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>>565927634
Japanese don't know what penises actually look like. They open their pants and all they see is a pixellated mess.
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>>565927803
Sorry, that's my cum
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>>565926804
going with my Curren cosplay, come to say hi
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>>565927513
>no cuckshit
Based
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>>565927513
At least give a decent uma
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>>565927962
Cute! Gold Family Sexo
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>>565927513
why is neicha disgusted
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>>565927668
>>565927792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXHSq7l-eSw
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Test. Why are webm not playing sounds?
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>>565927962
Kill yuricucks
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>>565927502
Masks are straight up illegal in most public places in the US
Unless it’s Halloween, for medical purposes, or a private venue, you can’t cover your face
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>>565926741
yes
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>>565928072

>>565928102
What does that have to do with yuri
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>>565927962
SOVL.
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>>565928089
Didn't clean my dick cheese
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>>565926936
They can once I cum inside
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Test 2
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>>565927962
>not the soundpost version
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>>565928095
>King Halo
Fuck off
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I miss him
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>>565928249
I think the soundpost died, it's so over...
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>>565927569
They're just better at the game than me
>t. haven't gotten SS and only started making S/S+ umas with MANT
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>>565927505
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>>565928275
rest in piss danchud
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>>565928275
He didn't make it to Dober's birthday.
Sad.
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>>565928275
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>>565928212
>Stego enters through a damn window with meat, asking in very questionable way to Dorijaa if she can handle it
>APPARENTLY they had an entire portable grill station and just leisurely enjoy all the meat
>Fenomeno's realizing this is off but can't stop eating and Goldship teases her for it
>Orfevre asking to be served because it's Orfevre
>Stego then telling Dorijaa to relax and to eat some too
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You guys know this is suppose to be an anonymous board right?
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>>565928240
>King Halo
FUCK YES
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>>565928394
>celebrating a misandrist
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>>565928462
i know where you live
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>>565928429
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>565928509
>aislop
>six toes
>>>/out/
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>>565928275
Bet one day he goes 'oh yeah uma' he logs in and not being surprised getting kicked then proceed to 'last login 1 year ago'
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>just woke up
>wilson tesoro won
yatta
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>>565928617
Stop judging I love licking the sixth one
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>>565928431
“It’s perfect. Everything down to the most minute details.”
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>>565928509
You cannot have expected to slip those dogs past THE footfag general
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>>565928368
stop posting this. it isn't hot, it's just gross.
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>>565918529
I've seen so much tanuki videos that this looks weird and foreign
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>>565925689
Kingu LOVE
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If Mikki was less fat he would have won
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>>565928368
Keep posting this. It’s super hot. I love pregumas.
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>>565928789
t. faggot
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>>565928368
keep posting this. it's really hot.
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>>565928789
It's gross but it makes yurifags angry
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>>565927513
Why does the trainer need to have a big cock? Why can't they give him a normal 4 inch cock? Fuck you if you are hung like a horse
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Isn't it weird that Uma Musume can eat meat when real horses can get botulism or colic if they eat meat since their body can't digest it?
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Isn't it weird you aren't sucking my cock.
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>>565929139
What's a horse
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>>565929085
Pregnancy does not automatically imply the involvement of a moid
t. yurifag
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>>565929139
No it isn't weird because Umas have normal human bodies with a tail and horse ears.
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>>565928429
Mambros have it easy they can pretend their danchou died unlike my club where danchou cheated on us with the milkman...
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>>565929139
Forget about it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mares_of_Diomedes?wprov=sfti1
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>>565929139
horses can in fact eat meat
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>>565927513
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>>565927772
sorry but.................just real quick.......
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>>565928919
>>565929072
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>>565928368
this image enrages infertile females
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Rooms have been strangely pathetic this time around
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>>565929139
no because umamusumes are not literal horses, kill yourself, don't waste peoples' times by asking retarded shit that could be solved by using your brain a little
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BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN SHIN!!!
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>>565928713
mommy
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>>565929398
We’re out of clocks
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>>565929290
Milkmen are cryptids. I have never seen a milk man, though I have seen milk trucks wander the streets occasionally
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>>565928901
someone made a poll about what comes to mind when you hear tsuyoshi, 495 votes
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>>565929249
technically yes but only because of recent advances in science.
Your brain is still wired to think a pregnant woman got fucked by a man less than 9 months ago
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>>565929085
yuri magic can make babies too
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>>565929527
If yaoifags can have mpreg then I can have mless-preg
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>>565929429
Doto would say that
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>>565929398
i shrimply do not care anymore
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>doing individual stories
>Ryan's final individual story is not listening to (You) and losing to oguri
Its kind of funny how much certain characters just canon suck
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ugh...
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>>565929398
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>>565929553
Yuri science is a real branch of medicine
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>>565929640
me when I'm shopping and a filthy moid tries to talk to me
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>>565929640
I'm a man and I do this when someone makes me mad
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>>565929553
that's spicaman child thou
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>>565929398
i don't want to make golshit and fronts are ass this CM
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Super Golshi mode was interesting to say the least
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>>565929832
retard
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>>565929832
smart
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>>565929640
I get aroused when Dober treats me like this
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>>565929640
Me when I have to listen to the foids
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>>565929398
I'm still building my second ace...
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>>565929376
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
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>>565929750
bro... the resemblance...
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MEN
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post something cute
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>>565930001
dick magic
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*triumphantly pulses towards your cock*
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https://poal.me/d38p0l
https://poal.me/d38p0l
https://poal.me/d38p0l
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>debut 2th place
>niigata 10-11th place 3 TIMES
>speed 310
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I really hate this game
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>>565930062
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>>565930167
SEEEEX
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>men are fine with pregumas because they can breed the umas
>dykes are fine with pregumas because modern medicine means the umas can still be bred
>the only other category we have in this general are troons
Hmm
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>>565930062
cute little babies and the stupid retard Rice
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>>565929750
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Oguri has 0 sex appeal
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>>565930335
spicaman is truly a chad, imagine getting your whole team pregnant
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>>565930352
Who has the biggest sex appeal in this image?
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>>565929553
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>>565930352
says shart fartcum...
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>yurinigger spam
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>>565930519
Creek > Tamamo > Inari > Oguri
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>>565930519
Tama > Creek = Inari > Oguri
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>>565930519
this is off model Oguri has sexy dork energy
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Is it even worth it to use this shit deck + Yaeno Muteki's SSR STR to parent-loop a late parent for the cm ? The parents I make won't reach S rank and I'm mostly hunting for hints.
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\>>565930519
Creek > Tamamo = Inari >> Oguri
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>>565930452
pretty hot desu
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>>565930352
I don't think Oguri even knows what sex is
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>>565930519
Oguri > Creek > Inari > Tama
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this is my bro
bro with tits
but still my bro
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>there are still torenas ITT that believe that Bright is not an evil and villainous horse
explain this then, Tsuyoshi suffered enough and does not deserve this
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>>565930519
Creek = Tama = Inari = Oguri's mom > Oguri
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>>565930919
don't you mean sis?
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>ctrl+f poal
>23 results
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>>565929735
lies, men don't shop at lane bryant
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>>565930820
falco would never
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>>565930924
This is a Mejiro world
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>>565927962
>>565928249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcZhqF5RZ4Q
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>>565931014
I love these comics
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>stands like an autist
>obese and greasy
>probably farts a lot
>hair an ugly grey color instead of pure snow white
>unkempt
>retarded
>doesn't even know what sex is
>smells like hay
>jobs on long tracks
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>>565931105
I hate every single one of these umas.
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>>565930519
Creek, Tama, Inari, Oguri. Oguri just has a boring personality
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>>565931241
What did Lala do to you
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>>565926189
i pulled browife and still have 50k
feels good
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would you rather borrow NTR for FCM or yaeno for more mid race hints?
assuming that i can cap speed in both cases
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>>565931276
Ok not her. But all of the others I hate.
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>>565931241
faces of the franchise m'fraid you are playing THEIR game
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>>565928429
He burnt out, but I liked him. I hope he is okay
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>>565931320
FCM is mandatory.
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>>565931320
NTR
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>>565931363
What's your problem, man?
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>Got skin outbreak 4 times in a row now just off of 3rd races.
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>>565930957
no its my tomboy bro(female)
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>>565931384
skullcrusher is so sexy...
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>>565928429
I miss him...
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>>565931320
FCM is free med S on top of med S
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>>565931241
Thanks to them we still have an ip
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>>565931384
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>>565931514
but that's My Big Boy
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>>565931320
You will auto lose to ends without FCM
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>>565931276
wears dumb head pillows like her autistic aunt
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>>565930989
You must voat in them all
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>>565926189
>MY THIRD ONE
You know what must be done, torena..
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>>565931384
>>565931598
Brown tomboys are disgusting
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>>565931703
they're TRENDY is all
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>>565931484
It's mainly their aesthetic and their association with Gold Ship. I hate Gold Ship so much. Her voice is extremely annoying, her level of eccentricity crosses the line from endearing to obnoxious, and her stupid hat and ear protectors make her look like a clown. She's also been given the most busted bullshit ulti imaginable for races longer than 2200m so she's always fucking there in CMs. I fucking hate her and anyone associated with her.
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>>565931946
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>>565931889
Haha, yeah, so disgusting
Any brown tomboys wanna prove me wrong? Haha
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>>565931916
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>get fuji kiseki off banner
>get her again off banner
>pull for seiun's balls and get dress fuji
>pull for neicha and get another dress fuji
Bros... I think I've been marked...
Please post propaganda so I can cope with not getting the umas I wanted
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>>565931903
I don't like the cum stain on her hair either
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>>565931916
Why do you hate Tosen Jordan
Why do you hate Gentildonna
Why do you hate Eishin Flash
Why do you hate Grass Wonder
Why do you hate Mejiro Mcqueen
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>>565912854
This is *not* a stable + rank club.
It is a B club pretending to be an A+ club and it will always be a B club.
It will all come crashing down.
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What's up with the SEAspam?
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>>565932129
They all hate Gold Ship too so they're cool.
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Do you think this is good enough to survive to A finals? I love Tickezo so fucking much but she's really hard to train...
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>>565932202
sorry bud, but there's no hate in this franchise outside of cingray
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>>565932284
Then what do you call the emotions that Symboli Sirius expresses towards Symboli Rudolf?
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>>565932421
Love hidden behind envy
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>>565932129
>Why do you hate Tosen Jordan
>Why do you hate Gentildonna
Gyaru is ugly and Gentil is a forced diversity uma made to pander towards musclefags.
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>>565932284
I agree that hate is too strong a word for 4 of those umas, but at certain points Jordan does definitely hate Gold Ship, no?
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>>565932129
hatesex with Grass Wonder and Eishin
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>>565932239
show deck and friend borrow ID
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>>565932513
Bro it's ok to be gay in current year but hell even cocksucking fags think you're too faggy
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I still can't believe the Mambochou said absolutely nothing to us
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>>565932753
>t.Coal Shitty
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>>565932873
Wdym mambodanchou was just talking in the club chat earlier today?
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>randomly inserts his BBC fetish OUT OF NOWHERE
Holy mental illness
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>event is named all clear on the cafeteria frontlines
Maybe I'm a schizo but I just watched the movie from the '30s and I swear this has to be a reference to All Quiet on the Western Front
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>>565932743
I'm sure you can find their id on Chronogenesis... it isn't anything particularly cracked though.
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>>565932129
Jordan is cute and nobody who has played her story would hate her.
Donna isn't in the game
Flash's barmaid outfit and flirty posing are 10/10 haters be damned.
I'm not fond of grass's voice or design. Her spear is cool tho. Peak weeb favorite over Japanese weaponry.
Mcqueen is pretty boring. I've dimensional. "I'm a proper lady look at my shame over my or others' unladylike behavior "
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>>565933464
Stop simping for the retard.
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>>565933071
That's the raider danchou not the real danchou
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>>565932181
nigga its 2.30am here
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>>565933698
I would elope with her
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>>565933730
Might makes right.
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>>565931916
Your reaction was my initial reaction. Then I noticed she destroys you all with her reddit-antics and I started ironically rooting for her and eventually the irony became real adoration.
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>>565930676
Bad idea. Your deck looks so shit you will occasionally simply job a lot of early and classic races when you low roll. It won't be every run, but would you be fine if even 1/3 of your parent runs had 7+ losses, tanking your affinity? You're overvaluing slight chances for a slightly better white sparks, at the expense of consistency.
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>>565931916
>unironically letting le quirk chungus girl live in your head rent-free
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>>565932523
literally the only exception
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>>565932098
>Usually it’s always the jockey who picks and chooses the horse they are going to ride. But when Anon visited Tracen Academy before the 1988 Kikka-Sho to pick his partner, Fuji Kiseki bit anon’s sleeves and didn't let him go, like the horse was picking anon to jockey him. This is why Fuji Kiseki is the one to choose you as trainer and not the other way around.
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>>565930052
it just dawn upon me that she's the uma-shazam
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BREAD DOKO
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>>565926741
Really? Hot.
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>>565940874
RETARD
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https://x.com/i/status/2051464095459856537
Daiwa Scarlet in this



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