Previous: >>565953907>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>565973484Post cozy pics
What's the method for a successful MANT run?
We love NTR here
We love NPR here
>>565973678>no blue eyes She's shit
>>565973786mmm based?
>manhattan cuckè
>>565973863>>565661335
>marked
ONLY SIX MORE MONTHS
>>565973991>tomboyGay
>>565973991me on the right
>>565973638Knowing when to exercise your own agency and decisionmaking to break schedule for good trainings or hitting friendships before first summer.Proper management of your item usage, not spending on things you aren't going to use while also preparing for bad turnouts with skin cream/miracle cures/cupcakes.Luck, especially in terms of energy restoration events, shop items, rainbows, and taking the occasional ~10% failure rate training. Also in terms of what stats you get from winning races.
>>565973991
Lovely Journey.
>>565974161In other words, MANT is the scenario that separates witgods from witlets?No wonder most of /uma/ hates it, they're all tools that can't think for themselves
>>565973638if your first summer isnt cracked just dont waste your time and glue
>>565974163
>>565974245But where to?
Front runners have been winning every room here
do i finish the spark or nah
Uma&Co is looking for a member to join this A+ club (~25m monthly)Uma&Co delivers benefits that help you feel supported and thrive in umamusume and in life>Best club name>Flexible time off>Community and CM helpLeave your id if you want to join!
>>565974350
>>565974495You might as well at this point.
>>565974519Read the room danchud
>>565974495300 carats is worth 90 star pieces
>>565974519>best club nameThat's a lie Uma&Co is fucking stupid I'd rather be in a club with the name of an uma than OH MY GOD IT'S READ AS UMANKO I COULD BE INSIDE UMANKO WTFFFFFFFFFFF
feel like my end closer needs one more gold skill to be very strong but my yaeno is 0lb
I've only finished one ace so far
>>565974484that's because our frontfags are too autistic
>>565974519Okay, but what is your Health Insurance Benefits and do you have a Matching 401k
>>565974645Just say you're homossexual
>>565974540
everything is guts
>>565974367Oftentimes the Journey is more important than the destination.
>>565974737She's raping kids.
>>565974737
Mambo is recruiting!We're looking for 3 active dacchis, no quota, just a minimum of 1 real career (stop abusing your McQueens) every 3 days, you can manage that right?>Active chat>Plenty of shoes requests!>Stable A+ rank>CM Practice rooms (with the same 2 anons every time)Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>565974713Great question, we’re still in the process of finalizing our benefits package, so we don’t have health insurance or a 401k match in place yet. I’m happy to keep you updated as those plans develop.
I think everyone should stop fighting
>another of kita's kids wonMan poor Kita-chan will be DRAINED
>the last pre-launch uma I'm missing is Laisu>31/150 star piecesyeah...you gotta spook me if you want me
>>565974495>Anon spent nearly 30k rolls on Ines FujinGod bless you anon. You have the right to call yourself a true waifufag
>>565974837Wise words
>>565974920>Stable A+ rank
>>565974645>I'd rather be in a club with the name of an umaJoin TamaLove then!
uma0 /app/ B+ 2 openings
>>565974896
>>565974946Will Kita be the next Sunday Silence?
>every club has spots openwhat happened?
>>565974926
>>565974926Shut up, faggot
>>565975117HE DID IT AGAIN WHAT THE HELL IS SHIRAOKI REAL?
>>565974998Mambo is more stable than Bricked and autis/uma/. Bricked teethers near 500 and autis/uma/ missed A+ the last two months
>>565975117>7Everyone will stop fighting this thread
Why do we keep baking threads with more and more image slots remaining?I didn't see this because I was waiting for another 50 image posts.
>>565975096
i just click on a random shoe but now that my club niggas are openly hating on sprint shoes specifically I'll start requesting them hehe
>>565975117>7
>>565975115All that’s left are flatliners, people who don’t want to be held to a hard quota, and people who want a spot in an S or higher clubNone of those are applicable to the clubs that are recruiting
which uma has the most sniffable hair?
Just found out about Meishou Samson>Dual Crown winner, jobbed the Kikuka Sho>Same sire as TM Opera O (rare)>did a Tenno sweep in senior year, the first since TM Opera O>also won Osaka Hai, the closest a horse to be a Spring Triple Crown before Kitasan BlackSince it's a Meishou but sired by Opera O's father. His Uma version I think she'll be Doto's distant relative that idolize TM Opera O.Why is he not in Uma? Well his gen is right after THAT horse, his classic year is the year when Deep Impact wrecking havoc in almost entire senior races
>>565974998Bwo we've been A+ since like November and we're rank 200 right now and ended 220 last month...
>>565975217>Bricked teethers near 500yeah losing or kicking the people that carry them does that.
>>565975217Bricked isn't even a real /uma/ club anyways
>>565975115MANT moment
>>565975285
>>565975352fuck off to /sp/ this is a thread for a video game on a board for video games
>>565973991This is sexual harassment and has no place in such an illustrious academy
>>565975360These lesser clubs (autis/uma/) have no power over Mambo
>>565975351Inari One
>>565975480
>>565975562stop giving us a bad name...
>>565975352idk but he would need someone relevant to interact with. Did he race against anyone that is in the game
>>565973638Get lucky
>>565975562Our Mambros wouldn’t say this
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>565975217>>565975360don't respond to shitpostersMambo's doing fine>t.not in Mambo
>>565975665
>>565975562Mambo likes the autis/uma/ friends and wishes them nothing but the best
>>565975793I know a couple that would
>>565975562dont shay that.....
>>565975217I would refute that, but I lost all respect for them when they unfairly kicked Totopo. They didn't even investigate further if he was being accused or not, and it took a Dotoposter and someone from /vg/ to clear his name. You would think clubmates and their danchou would protect each other's asses, but no. KickedAs much as I hate the NTR spam, I respect their danchou for not budging to what the schizo wants
>>565975562Autis/uma/ and Mambo are bros, stop doing that
>>565973585
>>565975858
>>565975115there's always a few dead to purge every month doens't mean muchif anything there's less openings than when bricked kept advertising a continuously increasing number
wtf I asked to be promoted to mambofficer but dancho said if your uma is not orange you have no uman rights
>>565976006>covidGlue factory.
>>565975859>>565975928>>565975934Speak for yourself
can we accelerate faster there's nothing to do
>>565975351Not that one obviously
>>565975932Rebricked died the moment our former danchou stepped down and our new danchou is unironically from SEA
>>565975096>>565974896>>565974737sex
7 and everyone will get along this thread
>>565976051
>>565975351even a hobo like oguri took a good sniffa out of gold citys hair
>>565976051They want rich chads and twinks
>>565975720Nope, 0. 2005-2006 gen stallions are fucked because they share the same gen as King Kamehameha and Deep Impact.Rhein Kraft and Cesario are Deep gen, mares though. And they still reference Deep alot.
>>565976197The end of the brother wars…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjecVKG5-4o
>>565976197>7STOP FIGHTING NOW
>>565974484Mambo ran a Keb derby to honor the passing of our dancho and the lobby was absolutely raped by fronts. I'm terrified of seeing actually cm lobbies if that's the casual competition...
love my punny wife
I wanted Autis/uma/ to be our rivals but it's clear they can't keep up.t. Mambro
>>565976197HOLY SHIRAOKI-SAMA I FUCKING KNEEL!!!!!!!
>>565976197stop getting 7s
>>565976197WE DID IT!
>>565975352>she'll be Doto's distant relativethat doesn't work, because Doto is irish
>>565976220Duramente pov
>>5659761974 and there shall he club wars
>>565976197I love everyone. I enjoy shitposting with you guys.
>>565976220
>>565976189>>565975932what abitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPe7VibSeGk
I love my dacchisI want to be loved by my dacchisI love UmamusumeI want my dacchis to love UmamusumeI want to discuss Umamusume with my dacchisI want my dacchis to discuss Umamusume with meI want to race against my dacchisI want my dacchis to race against meI want to win against my dacchisI want my dacchis to win against meI just love everything about UmamusumeI just want my dacchis to love everything about UmamusumeClub drama? It's fun when they don't take it serious and kick dacchisSchizos? Will never be welcomed harass them until they ack themselves like in the old daysCrossthread posting? Dumb and retarded don't do itTalk about Umamusume, love Umamusume, Umamusume.
>>565976197WHAT THE FUCK!? BUT I WANNA SHIT TALK THIS AND THAT SCHIZO AND THIS AND THAT CLUB!
>>565976102poor covid-era umas...
>>565976197HOLY SHITSHIRAOKI IS REAL?!?!?!
when does Light Hello become usable? Lb1? Lb2?
>>565976316
>>565976317you can be uma&co's rival?
>>565976416
>>565976465This is gayer than the Chiyo poster but somehow I agree
Making Teio a cuter and faster little sister thoughts?
>>565976630GodspeedNo pun intended
>>565976576goldcity ntr source please
>>565976506>fateNeck yourself
>>565976630based based based based based based based based
>>565976602
>>565976570she does everything you need her to do at lb0lb1 gives 5 TE and lb2 gives 10 TE but those are bonuses rather than necessary to use her
>>565976465I agree
7 and we start fighting and schizoposting again. We DO NOT play the game here
>>565976740why the long face?
https://x.com/carbon_juice/status/2042725311666630915
>>565976576>"your trainer calls me mommy too"
>>565976570from what I understand the reason she's "mandatory" is because there's a scenario-specific mechanic she greatly strengthens/enables, and it's as strong at 0lb as 4lb. So I will make do with whatever I get from her banner. Fuck scenario tax. fuck it all
>>565976465I agree but only to the I love NTR part, the rest is too gay for me
>>565976796
>>565976726>>565976881https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/29601
>rollposting this early into a threadThis does not bode well for you /uma/. This does not make the happy kamu kamu.
>>565975932If they kicked someone for simply posting in the threads then no one is safe from their danchou.
So is Daring Strike bad on Golshi?
>>565977001Shut it nerd, 6 and you die
>>5659770017 and it does actually
>>565975932even if it was true, the guy was "accused" of shitposting on 4chan... something that should be a requirement to be in an /uma/ club. they basically just outed the club as a reddit hive.
>>565976964
>>565976197>>565977096W-what is happening
>>565973746Amen
>>565977096We lost another one...
>>565977096Hmmm can you stop using your divine powers so freely. I'm getting goosebumps now.
>>565977136
you need to chill
>>565977029weird reference but okay
>>565977001Roll posters need to be in the Mega Man general, honestly
>>565977338>cuck porn
>>565976923she just has events that give the scenario bonus stuff. imagine if a card game MANT shop currency as an effect from some event scenes. you want her at MLB because if she's not you're using a gimped deck any time you play that scenario ever.
>>565977338what the mejiro doing
>>565977320
>>565977462>sees censored porn and immediately thinks of himself as a cuckoldLmao
>>565977320Let me rest on those huge badonkers and I'll sleep immediately
>>565977490pounding mochi most likely
>>565975217I would literally never stop having sex with Sweep Tosho
>>565977469More like imagine if a card gave you bonus points so you would be able to race far less
Danchou here. Please log in, drop shoes and do your dailies. I do not want to kick midmonth
>>565977573that's a juvenile
>>565976423>>565977135He claimed his action wasn't influenced by the thread but why would you kick someone over a simple shitposting if he wasn't affected by it. I just pity the Fukuanon that was kicked and because he already farmed 20m for them that time.
>>565977156the time has come, and so have I
>>565977573cute filly
>>565977338>>565977490The worst part of these is that no one ever shares the source
>>565977525
>>565977710it's on iwara anon
>>565977638
>>565977573OH FUCK!!!!! *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>>565976197Sure why not...
>>565977710because everyone has the source already
>>565977710You would be disappointed as like the others who asked for the source
"Hurr, Cringe! Durr, Cringe! Cringe!"Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?!"ugh, based based based cringe cringe cringe based based cringe cringe"I feel like I'm in a fucking asylum full of dementering old people, that can do nothing but repeat the same fucking words and look like a fucking broken record!"Cringe cringe cringe cringe! cringe based based! onions onions onions! onions LOL onions! Cringe boomer Le zoomer! I am boomer?! No zoom zoom zoomies, zoomer going zoomies!"AGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GOD DAMN MUCH!! FUCK SHITPOSTING HONEST GOD-FUCKING I HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL! YOU COCKSUCKER!OH BUT I KNOW MY POST IS CRINGED ISN'T IT? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGEY-CRINGE BASED CRINGE REDDIT CRINGE BASED REDDIT ONIONS BASED ONIONS CRINGE REDDIT CRINGE
>>565977638Remove the hags and DEIs
>>565977001Rollposting means nothing after that Dahby loss :(
>>565977715gn
>>565976510tacto sexo
>>565977638Remove Hishi Amazon's clothes
>>565977903Good night
>>565977710Literally koikatsu, download the game, create your umas and fuck them. Is that simple
>>565977768Isn't that an ai website?>>565977857No I wouldn't
>>565977880she WOULD say this
Satono Crown or Satono Diamondyou can only choose one
>>565977650I mean it's an obvious lie, they only kicked Totopo because someone went out of the way to show up in /uma/ and beg the danchou to kick them. It was not only influenced by the thread but happened solely because of the thread.Totopo did nothing wrong. He made no identifiable bad posts in /uma/, there was something like 6 posts in /umajp/ that were on topic and people were replying to them back for actual conversations. Even the posts that actually "got them kicked" we have absolutely no way of knowing if they came from Totopo or not, the retarded Danchou literally said "if I see a post that looks like this again I'll kick a club member" and then acted surprised when someone posted a post that looked like that again. Literally anyone could screenshot the game and post a few words about it.
>>565977795
>>565977880>I feel like I'm in a fucking asylum full of dementering old people,That is what we are all training ourselves to become after all, by playing this game
>>565977857see >>565974038you can stop now
>>565977880Welcome back 2020...
>>565978049No. They keep their AI shit on an AI dedicated site.
>>565977801Okay this one I need the source for
You guys should be nicer to me.
I love NTR porn. As long as it doesn't have Narita Top Road in it.
>>565972849>it was another "got embargoed by Tazuna" episode>summer finishes>"here's your green goo, trainer-san">Creek didn't finish her chain eitherTHANKS A LOT
>>565978075>someone went out of the wayWe all know it was NTRfagTake the "argentina schizo" pic, he was talking about Totopo, but NTRfag took as an personal insult labelled him as "anti ntr schizo"
>>565976189>His danchou is from SEA
>>565978094jokes on you I'll be playing uma 3 in the /uma/ retirement home
>>565978080
>>565978528wouldn't be able to resist pushing her down right then and there
>>565977868Rent free.
>>565978382I mean yeah, it was them, but I was trying to avoid derailing an already long post with more asides. it isn't really a surprise that a known ego-obsessed drama whore was starting more drama.
>>565978620The granny is ugly
>the guy in mambo who literally never talks and has a bobo pfp and a Japanese name signed up for the dancho commemorative cup>With thisIs this some anime trope where the quiet silly guy suddenly gets serious? What the fuck. Oh also he lost to a UG2 maruzensky. Apparently Mambo's Four Kings are real...
>>565978719what the fuck, we have a real homo here
there's only one dacchi I extremely like and he's resting now
>>565978774owarida
>>565976423>>565978075>Rebricked Danchou>a member was spotted seeking refugee in umaJP>only does harmless posts and questions>various baseless accusations and coincidental name from /vn/ appears >kick the memberMeanwhile >Uma&Co danchou >a member openly avatarfagging in the threads >with a concrete proof and thread knowledge that he's V>even attracted an obsessed schizo >said schizo shits up the thread and for V to get kicked >their club is even potentially blacklisted by some>be a chad>do nothing and ignore the schizo Others may argue that he's just making the threads worse by not kicking V but this is how a Danchou should be
>>565977710nice try, yakuza-kun
>>565978902Yeah, Uma&Co dancho may be harboring a terrorist that fucks with the thread, but that terrorist is one of their own and you don't hurt your own.
The umas who deserve a manga/anime/movie in descending order>TM Opera O>Cheval Grand>Orfevre>Gentildonna>Aston Machan>Everyone else
>>565978683>uhhhhhh sweaty your 500kb video is just too long, zoomers only have 120s of attention span
>>565979014>>565978902samefag
>>565977573Holy fuck. Holy fucking shit.
Rebricked and Uma&Co danchou yaoi when
Very cute very light blush
boysex
>>565978902Shitposting should be the least reason to get someone kicked. We're on 4chan
>>565978902Why would he kick V anyway, just because the nigga likes Top Road?Where is the proof that he avatarfags? Posting an Uma is not avatarfagging when the rest here also posts Umas attached to a postBending to schizos is only a thing cuck fags here do as proven the last 2 days when he counterbaked and you idiots followed to the schizo thread, where he kept shitposting and shitting up the place by the way.>Inb4 you are VNo I am someone who was doing a jiggy with him while the thread was burning and I was seeing him just focused on the puzzle.
cm13 status?
>>565979092sorry to disappoint you but not everyone with the same opinion is one person, especially not when the posts are less than 90 seconds apart.
>>565979240Cute boy
Ayabe omanko
>>565979286Nigga I just filter the retarded faggot's images and don't engage with him but do not pretend he isn't avatarfagging
>>565979274This is just edgy reddit now, with some VFcord sprinkled in
>>565978957Sounds like Larry the cucumber if he were mexican
>>565979286The fact that he namefags in jiggy rooms is enough to kick him
We should find an common enemy outside instead of fight among ourselvesWe can start with VFtrannies, we don't have VFtrannies around, right?
>>565979047this isn't youtube. it's an imageboard for fast paced discussions in real time. just because you faggots CAN upload videos doesn't mean the purpose of the site is dumping shitty videos nobody else is going to watch and waste the site bandwidth.
>>565979286you're literally not fooling anyone
>>565979419Rulership would think this.
>get 1/4 of your club and increasing blacklisted from entering other clubs just for a single retard>"OMG SUCH A CHAD SO STOIC I HAVE NO ENEMIES and stuff"this thread really is unusable at this time of day
Yep, there's one itt right now.
>>565979484That isn't Rulership, asshole.
even if NTRfag didn't exist i would still filter images of her on sight because she's ugly as fuck
>>565978991I NEED a cute zuma in my life.
>>565979529What, a danchou? There are at least a couple
>>565979575she has huge tits tho
>>565979415You clearly have no idea what avatarfagging is nigga.Avatarfagging implies he roleplays as the Uma, he never once acted like he is Top Road>>565979448He is not the only one that namefags in the jiggy rooms, hypocrite.>>565979472You are a fucking retard, stay on your lane.
>>565979452
>>565979575this but staygold
>>565979485who cares about a blacklist from a below average club like autis/uma/ lmao
>>565979485Are they blacklisted from any relevant clubs?
>>565979286>Where is the proof that he avatarfags?he has said so himself in club chat, and is too much of a faggot to stop attentionwhoring even in jiggy rooms. there are not 2 fags obsessed with a completely irrelevant character you can't even use in game yet here.it doesn't fool us, you're obviously V or his butt buddy.
>>565979485only eu hours are actually comfy now, anything else is just dumpster
>>565979286this faggot really uses the exact same excuse all the time lmfao. no one you or your ugly uma bro, hang yourself
kingu love
Oh no, not again...
i refuse to believe oguri or gold ship or tama care enough to actually learn the idol routines
>>565979310all of my aces have won a couple of rooms each so A finals is looking good
>>565979621no it's YOU who has no idea what avatarfagging is, NTR retard.it is assuming an identity on an anonymous imageboard by using the same character and "signing" your posts with itfucking newfag, kill yourself
>>565979457>waste the site bandwidth.A 4mb 1s video and a 4mb 180s video would waste the same amount of bandwidth, it's a stupid arbitrary limit.>but I am the sole arbiter of quality!not an argument
>>565979621kick all the ones that namefag in them. I don't join them so I don't know how many do namefag.
>>565979719The point of the idol routines is for the fans and if you don't think ANY of these girls don't care about their fans you'd have to be supremely retarded.
>>565979240
>>565979310ive got 1/3 of my bnw team done for the DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>565979634Post screenshot of the club chat. Let me guess, you won't because you don't play the game.>>565979687I accept your concession.>>565979798You came here after 2016 do not tell me what avatarfagging is, because that is not it. Newfag retard.>>565979806>I don't join themConcession accepted.
>>565977469>you want her at MLB>checks cardyeah that's a FUCK NO from me, I am f2p and the 400 pulls I'm shitting on that banner are going to Tachyon, Light Hello is more than fine at 0lb, the increases she gets are fucking not worth the sparks it'd take to get there.
>roleplaying as the character is avatarfagging Oh my God he's actually this retarded
Umapyoi?
/uma/ - Uma Musume General #2637 status?
this thread SUCKS
>>565979969You want 2 LB
>>565979935you're a fucking newfaggot who has no idea how this site works. I know you're having a melty that you got nuked for avatarfagging
>hurr durr the literal thousands of posts using the same dozen images of an unreleased boring character aren't avatarfagging from the same personthey literally cried and whined in the thread a few weeks ago when someone lightly trolled them by using one of their images to "impersonate" them. they lost any chance of claiming they're not avatarfagging on person when admitting they are intentionally seeking to become a personality that is recognizable whenever they post and that nobody else should be able to use images they use.
>>565979935nigger what concession? I'm saying that everyone that namefags when not needed on an anon imageboard should get kicked.This includes me saying what my IGN is for no reason or me using a Discord or me namefagging in jiggies.
>>565979286If he was inside Bricked they would have kick him already regardless he should be kicked or not.
https://poal.me/waih3rhttps://poal.me/waih3rhttps://poal.me/waih3r
Another thread destroyed by YOURS TRULY
>>565977064yes it's terrible on Golshi, definitely don't run the CB card on Golshi.
fuck you guys i'm out
>>565980145>Be mare>Always angryWhy are they like this?
Why are latinx ESL so allergic to direct replies?Every time you challenge them they just have a melty and start throwing insults without directly responding to the post.
>>565979805>A 4mb 1s video and a 4mb 180s video would waste the same amount of bandwidth, it's a stupid arbitrary limit.the limit is because nobody is going to watch a 180s video and they go against the concept of the website, retard. >but I can strawman you and clearly miss what your point is!not an argument
>>565979552Boys are boys
>more light hello gaslightingit just keeps getting worse
shit eating faggot I stepped on cockroaches that are less gross than you
Can you try solving your retard civil war without ruining the JP thread?Thanks
>>565979452I stopped treating Rare Bricked as one of /uma/ so, yeah. That's the common enemy.
>>565979719But even Gold Ship cares about fans... maybe Brian wouldn't though? There are certainly some characters who canonically should have extreme difficulty learning and executing the choreography. Urara is surely not capable of studying all that well enough to remember it, and Bourbon should be awkward when she does some of the cute facial expressions and gestures.
>>565979969>the 400 pulls I'm shitting on that banner are going to TachyonIt's the same banner...
>>565980362no, kill yourself and take your faggot with you
Extremely low quality thread, stop being retarded and tone it down with the club drama please
>>565978774>giga-whale highrollsasuga
>>565979969if you want no training effectiveness and terrible energy recovery on events, go ahead. it is trivially easy to MLB her if you've saved because she shares a banner with another card you want at MLB, so 400 pulls is possible to MLB both and 600 pulls is extremely likely to MLB both.
>>565976676
>>565975562I like matikanetannmauser
>>565980145Just had a nice fapping session to Chrono and now that I've ejaculated hard I have no energy to do dailies.Tomorrow for sure.
>>565980035Is this soccer boy
>>565980272>the limit is because nobody is goingYou just pulled that out of your gaping asshole because you are a contrarian faggot trying to rile people up.>but I can strawman you and clearly miss what your point is!Literally what you did right here. >>565979457>mentions bandwidth>when the size limit is 4mb for all webmsYou do it for free.
>>565980259for the same reason they keep trash posting /vg/ general out of spitefor the same reason they keep trash posting /a/ for over a decade with shounen dogshit no one gives a fuck about but their childish brains
>>565980362
and once again the spamming staygoldtranny never gets called out either despite him and the chiyonofaggot shitting up the threads too
>>565977064if you're at a point where you're not activating Anchor because of Daring Strike you're probably already getting a double accel proc and winning off of that.My Golshi has also been consistently winning rooms with it so that's my takeaway.
Is this what 30+ yr old ojisans argue about.
>>565980137Bricked danchou kicks because he is a powertripper, no surprise there
>>565978957Gracias.
>>565980569Only the gay ones
this may be the shittiest /uma/ thread ever all we're missing is the scatposter
>>565977638Creek Marriage and LoveMaru LoveDonna LoveEishin LoveGranny LoveArdan Big Love, Marry, and SexPearl Sex
and yet again people only go for the BASED LATIN bros and gals instead of the real menace, AMERICANS AND EUROTARDS! Latin and Seatards need to work together!
>>565980650All Latinboys belong on my BWC learn your place in /uma/
>>565976197Praise be to Shiraoki... Peace in our time.
>>565980362the civil war is over a fag from your thread ruining our thread. we tried getting you to help and your thread's retards said "durr we get both threads so too bad". well if you want both then this is how it will play out, get off the fence and pick a side faggot.
teio sex
>>565980608I love my beautiful Latinx wife
>>565980726Keep crying
who do we blame for these hours
Post your favorite Uma song with vocalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O44r1_NZ8ZYPost your favorite Uma song instrumentalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbKUwqUBQjg
>>565980502it's really funny that you cannot fathom the idea that bandwith going towards posts people will see and bandwidth going to 180 seconds that people will check 2 seconds of before stopping is the same thing. the website owners already declared you are wrong, it's why the limit is in place, not my problem if you're too dense to accept a direct and clear explanation.
>>565980819you
>>565980841no kill yourself
>>565980819
>>565979719concerts is when they get paid tama would be the most hardcore
>>565976630she tried that and got tsurumaru tsuyoshi, the poor thing
>>565980708shut up slut gooner cunt no one cares for your garbage non-gamer opinions
>>565980819I think Meisho Doto is behind all of this
>>565980421>>565980726The NTR poster does not post on JP. He is your problem, retards. We are not sending him to raid your general or whatever the schizo believes
>>565980841https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw42537DqE4
>>565980819Danchou
Is now a good time for CM rooms?
>>565980937Gimme 40 minutes
need more uma tore love
>>565980841fuck off you off topic avatar faggot.
I still don't have a decent ryan parent...where to get slick surge consistenly? Just pray it drops?
>>565980553The staygoldfaggot is worse, too. At least NTR belongs in this thread between RTTT and her card being implemented into the game, StayGold belongs on umajp but he refuses to fucking post there for whatever reason and would rather waste our images to attention whore
>>565980912I don't care because he is larping as a JP player and constantly says he posts in your general. He is your problem just as ours so either fucking start doing something about it or suffer
Me and my /uma/ bestie (could be you)
>>565978075>>565978902Clubs should be there to save or cover for each other as long as they're not breaking rules, and for all I know, Rebricked doesn't have a rule of "No posting in /umaJP/" or "No shitposting." Not influenced by the threads my ass. The said thread didn't really care if Totopo was kicked or not, and only did it because that was the drama at the time. Not to mention, most of the thread discussion at that time had already forgotten about it, until he posted again on JP, which may have been a falseflag.
>>565977029is this a scary movie 3 reference?
>>565981023>this is you
EJACULATION. Too bad I used the last anklet during summer.
>>565980912he is one of you faggots, no global player gives a shit about that character. I don't really care if he convinced you he doesn't shit where he eats.
>>565976630>>565980898Ayrton Symboli when
>>565981042>not marrying wonder acutewtf im so mad
>>565981067Gold City bukkake
>>565981075Its actually a Jojo reference
>at leastno, go fuck yourselfboth stegofag and ntrfag should kill themselves
>wojaks
>wojakniggersIs this the JP "seniors" people talk about?
>>56598112711/16/2040
>>565977887dahby loss?But Golden Tempo won?
>>565978294Light mode.
>>565981127dozo
KUSO THREAD KUSO THREAD KUSO THREAD
>>565981023>>565981123He isn't in a JP club and he probably doesn't even play JP. What the fuck are we supposed to do, retards? He is not related to umajp at all.
>>565981034We’re all already besties, thoughever?
>>565981067>Rebricked doesn't have a rule of "No posting in /umaJP/" or "No shitposting."they have shilled here many times, they don't have that but they do have a very autistic discord server
>>565981234just fucking report the schizo you're responding to
>wojakHow much lower can we go?
>>565981067typical SEA behavior
>>565981234Tell him to stop talking that he actually is from umaJP then either fucking go to IRC about it or do nothing, I don't care
is coffee good for you?
>>565981042faggot taste, post hand
>>565981290
>>565981234use the button dedicated to getting rid of people that break the rules instead of further derailing our thread with your thread's drama over our thread's drama over your thread's player.
Right now I've got the song in my head where they go "No sank you, no sank you"
>>565981342Nyes
useless thread doesn't even know about 900+ power being pointless
THIS WHOLE THREAD IS DOTO AND HER FAT TIT'S FAULT
>>565980258Breeding urges or something.
What's wrong with wojaks?
>>565981402
>>565981342cafe sexo
>>565981373curren-chan…
next thread will be better
>>565981273>>565981306>>565981387>report the schizoYour schizo has been spamming on JP for around fucking hours and constantly reported and he didn't get banned one time. Reporting does shit.Fix your general.
>>565981423It's not pointless if you manage to get the prime number bonus. There are about forty prime numbers in the range 900-1200. Don't be an idiot
>>565981426No.
>>565981441>BreedingBut that's a child?
>>565981516you realize you're replying to that same schizo right
>>565981387>>565981516you're the one who's fucking derailing both threads, fuck off and die already
>>565981516fix it yourself and fuck offlast reply
>>565981516>Reporting does shit.it works if enough people do it, hence why our schizo has been shitting in your thread to get your people to come together with our people to get your schizo banned
>>565981423this thread says the same every CM then you always see posts complaining about A+ umas with barely any stamina but capped power beating their SS+ whaletard umas
>>565981559Out of 10!
I thought this was a no fighting thread...
this thread is good tbqhwyfamalam
what the fuck is this game's problem
>>565981448unc...
>>565981651Shiraoki-sama has abandoned us.
>>565980914Great choice, I think you will like thishttps://youtu.be/4itTQIV1g1U?si=dMyplsr-NC1lUq9H
>>565981423>3 uphills
It's Children's Day.
>>565981707>7Oh...I see.
https://poal.me/lnzu7fhttps://poal.me/lnzu7fhttps://poal.me/lnzu7f
>>565981707blessed
>>565981565If it was the same schizo he would be crossposting on JP>>565981621Everyone is reporting him and he hasn't gotten banned once. Neither yesterday or today even though he spammed for hours both days. Maybe the reports will work on the 3rd day he does it.
>>565981807
>>565981861so based and punk
>>565981902the reports will work when enough people actually do them on the same posts, which they aren't yet because you would rather complain than join us. or you could just go to the IRC and get someone to take care of the issue with a direct appeal.
>>565978774>Your trainee lacked the Guts to sustain her run towards the end of the race.
>>565981861I got warned, range blocked, then later banned in under 10 minutes for calling the NTR faggot an african american
>>565981861wow youre so edgy and BASED
>>565980473>terrible energy recovery>it's better at 0lb than MLB Riko>it's almost as good as MLB Aoi uhm.....no. Like I said, I'm already planning to dump carats on the banner, but I'm only doing 400 pulls, and the pity sparks are going to Tachyon. If I happen to MLB Hello, great. If I only get one copy of her, fine. The reason she's strong in GL has nothing to do with her card stats and everything to do with her dates and scenario link ability. Tazuna still performs better as a Pal card than Light Hello.
>>565982023yeah he's a reportfag and has a whole group of little faggot discord friends that will dogpile reports on a post he directs them to. it's a known issue.
>>565982006>ban evades in 5 minutesnow what
>>565982137this nigga keeps making stuff up, mindbroken to the MAX
The rent is free, but you should do your MANT runs because chanmi is in 5 days.
>>565981352you faggots would dox me, no thanksI'm Welsh/Danish, if that makes a difference, family came to burgerland in 17th century we've been here ever since. >inb4 a welshman would the cow IT'S SHEEP AND ALSO FUCK YOU
>>565980543lol
MANt is so bad that this once comfy thread is just drama every time i visit it now. And i was just about daily since launch
>>565982014She owes me sex.
Genuine question.Why is it frowned upon when said attached images are from NTR, but isn't when other umas?If by your definition of "avatarfag" is attaching an image to your posts, shouldn't it also apply to various posters in the threads? For example of frequent avatars attached on posts: We have Oguri, Teio, Chiyono, Doto, Mayano, Finemo, Curren, Falco, Nishino, such as this post, Ayabe, Pearl, Digital, Tachyon, Cafe, and many more.>It's because NTRposter is a single individual Then, I might have to ask the same about Digital anon, Pearl anon, and Tanuki anon, because I'm pretty sure all of them are a single individual to their respective avatars.
>>565981861>/v/ What's the point of making threads in /v/ when all of /v/ moved to /vm/?
>>565982272Then go report them to the IRC instead of spamming in our thread. Spamming umajp does literally nothing.
>>565982272that's not how this worksyou can't just force the devs to apply a rangeban because of a single poster, you'd just be laughed at and banned from the IRC
>>565982254>avatar or signature use
>chanmi
>>565982349it was getting bad near the end of unity and now it's just shit
>>565982331I'm not sheep.
>>565981131I know nothing about Acute, so I give her a pass.
>>565982363I have repeatedly pointed out how the staygoldtranny is the same but no one shits on him like they do the ntrfaggot Wouldn't be surprised if the guy shitting on the ntrfaggot is the staygoldtranny who's upset he's getting less attention
>>565980498
>>565982363Because the schizo wants to fuck the NTRanon and doesn't want to fuck the rest of us ojiisThis is the result of being a femoid on UM4chanFoids out
>>565982363I've asked the same question before, and I never got a honest answer, and I don't think you will get one either.Brace yourself for the schizo raid to tell you to kys and other mentally ill schizo tranny shit he will come up with.Literally everyone uses Uma reaction images in the umamusume general.
/uma/ poster for this feel?
>>565982363he LITERALLY stated that he is the only "real" ntr poster with the sole reason to have an identity in this thread are you fucking retarded?
>>565982363all the avatarfags you mentioned have their own gimmicks, yes, being a faggot is one, but the NTR dude just talks about his boring life, gives awful advice or samefags about his fake schizo. he never does anything funny despite taking a lot of image slots
>>565982594>Literally everyone uses Uma reaction images in the umamusume general.I don't. Reaction images are for little kids
Neicha gf
>>565982363>Why is it frowned upon when said attached images are from NTR, but isn't when other umas?in a vacuum it's not. when it is 1,000+ posts over many months using the same images, it will be mildly annoying. when the character is not even relevant in the game, and the posts are all the same banal spergy shit, that is when it's a blatant avatarfag.>For example of frequent avatars attached on posts: We have OguriWe do not have "an Oguri poster". That is a popular uma that many people post images of. NTR is completely irrelevant to basically everyone here except the 1 fag that has been spamming them long before they had a card in game. NTRfag is a mentally unwell person that behaves identically every single day. They will spam the same images and if you hurt his feelings, he will go on a racist rant out of nowhere in the same way every time, still using his avatar despite it having nothing to do with his rant. >Then, I might have to ask the same about Digital anon, Pearl anon, and Tanuki anonNone of them are as annoying or go out of the way to shit up the thread, and those characters are more relevant to the game than NTR.
>>565982727>>565982272
>>565982747Proof of him doing this?>>565982749Why do you lie?This is one of his posts here >>565980841Very on topic and yet you are still having a melty about imaginary things.
>>565982363schizo behavior attracts schizo behavior.There's a few anons who post using NTR images, one of whom is credibly called obnoxious, and his behavior triggers another schizo who has a massive hateboner for all things NTR. I don't really follow thread drama too carefully (no idea who the fuck Totopo is or how he's related to NTR drama, my eyes glazed over that), but that seems to be the general gist.
I'm having problems with Sweepy. She's selecting option one on the Super Creek event "Leave it to Me to be Considerate" even though I set it to select option two. She's also passing up double speed rainbows for some reason, but loves single rainbows.. How do I correct her?
>>565981342cute pouty face, gross flesh tail
>>565982594>Literally everyone uses Uma reaction images in the umamusume general.it's funny how the deranged will convince themselves of nonsense like this. most posts here don't have images attached period. none of the other people posting here attract as much fighting as you because none are as unfunny and unhelpful as you. I like Ryan poster because they are cool, I dislike you because you are not, simple as.
>>565982965Issue with presetsReload after making changes to one
>>565982870no. why do YOU lie? you are either obviously him samefagging or his discord buddy he has countlessly talked about being "'impersonated" impersonated fucking where? this is an anonymous imageboard
sex with that one informative Falconposter
hopeless
Niggas will talk about anything but uma musume
>>565982965>How do I correct her?RAPERAPERAPERAPE
>>5659828701 post out of the 500 he does daily while his average posts are exactly like the one below yours, great argument retard
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>565983130Maruzensky should let me do my best to knock some of her eggs loose
>>565982965How about playing the game and not Sweeping?
Is there any conceivable way to run the Triple Tiara route and gain as many or more stats than the Triple Crown route? I know it's a couple dozen stats but still feels like a huge loss for my autistic numberfag side
>>565979310my team is complete and ready to storm the Open Leagues
>>565982965sweepy can start shitting herself up if the run take too longyou might have to reload her mid-run
>>565983228how about not using an avatar?
>>565982953>no idea who the fuck Totopo is or how he's related to NTR dramaa Fuku anon that went to /umajp/ to post and asked if it was ok that they take shelter in their thread for a while to talk about uma, because /uma/ was derailed by NTR spam just like right now. /umajp/ seemed to welcome him but NTRfag got triggered someone escaped his autism so he doxxed Totopo and demanded the danchou kick him from the club.
>>565983253If you add Dirts or Sprints
does anyone have the soundpost of vivlos going TSUN TSUUUUN
>>565982846Made for paizuri.
>>565981559how fucking dare you, she's ready to rape
>>565981109Geh, that sucked. Had to take an entire summer of wit. I don't think I'm gonna beat my current ace at this rate.
My lates keep losing in CM practice roomsHow to beat fronts?
>>565979310Scuffed fuku ace. I'm thinking of just sending her in with a neicheer and grass from last cm
>>565983130the last time someone was genuinely here to talk about uma gameplay, and used /umajp/ when drama popped up in /uma/, their danchou kicked them from the club for it
>>565983304question why do you care so much, is this place actually your home? are you that lonely?
>>565983408guts build is super RNG
>>565983152More Grass Butt
>>565983342I can add some sprints I guess, I needed to fill my schedule anyways
>>565983480Can't be, I am that lonely, but I don't care about the drama
>>565983130I wanna fuck this hag so hard until kick-starting her womb again
>>565983253Triple Tiara is only done when you don't have the stamina or aptitude to run longs (need atleast 450+ for Kikuka Sho and 700+ for Haruten without skills)Triple Crown is just better if you are able to run longs
#clublistCan we remove all the optional Discord clubs from the list?This kind of clique avatarfaggotry only exists because of Discord. And as you can see if you read the thread it's not very healthy for the general.So please remove the optional discord clubs so they will have diifficulties recruiting at least. Thanks
>>565983253go to game8 and copy the sprint-mile-medium path. mind you it still requieres to either mutate sprint or medium, so if you're using someone like Curren you may as well give up, which sucks because her upcoming alt is pretty good
It is crazy that NTR is being blamed for doxxing someoneDo you guys really believe Iinchou would do that?
MANT was a mistakeremoving ip counts was a mistake
>>565982727Chiyo poster
>>565983429redshift pump moving past + medium s + corner skills/midrace skills for speed carryover
>>565982352you think you can handle all of that?
>>565983617Yeah I'm thinking weiting press until we have a family of 6-7 children
>>565983589it literally happened in the thread before all of our eyes
>>565983573Yeah she sucks at longs and even buying heals it's a gamble >>565983583didn't know they had that, but yeah sprints are no biggie
>>565979310Still making Dober parent, I already got a few acceptable ones lying around but I just want my fucking 3* blue man
Im going to the irc qrd on what to say
>>565983228I would rather kill myself than manually grind out event points.
>>565983820sex with agnes tachyon
Tazuna's dress is so tight, if she had a tail, we would see it.
>>565983820Delete any images of a blonde woman on /uma/
>>565983820Jannie tongue my anus
>>565983820accelerate mant
>>565983820an off topic avatarfag spams a character from /umajp/ in the /uma/ thread relentlessly for months and it derails both threads to the point of unusability pretty often
>>565983831It takes like 20 careers with the x2 setting, if you are making parents + aces it should be easy.But if your life depends on it, then be my guest, sweep away dacchi!
>>565983972>says the thread derailer
>>565983820Be respectful and succinct do NOT waste their time and get to the point. Prepare and provide some supporting evidence of your claims. That is all.
>>565983672I need Tazuna to grind her big butt on my dick and lecture me on lacking stamina when I prematurely ejaculate, then keep grinding
>>565983743they have a race plan for pretty much every combination possible and which umas can run themhttps://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/585200
Speaking of schedules do you guys follow the schedule to a T or you switch races if the one in schedule doesn't have a rival but another one does?
>>565983831MANT shits out so many event points for events that there's literally no excuse for not hitting 1 mil. You can do a single 2x run a day, maybe do an extra here and there, and max out events without any real stress. You're giving Falcoposters a bad name...
>>565983972Weird how it only happens with ntrfag and not the staygoldtranny, oh right it's because of >>565982541
>>565983831>I would rather kill myself than do 1-2 runs per daywell alright then
>>565983820You're a big guy
>>565983820Please don't ask for IDs, I don't want you guys to know I post "hey" to myself...
>>565983820going to the irc is = to being a redditor crying for the mods to save youimagine being this much of a summerfag election tourist holy shitthis place never recovered after the hack
>>565983892WTF I want to be a janny now
uma gamenight of Peak doko. I wanna hear the falling screams of an uma that ran out of stamina 3/4 up the cliff.
>>565984095I always prioritize rival races schedules are there as a placeholder so that I don't accidentally race 3x
>>565983517
>>565984112if you hate them so much go to the IRC, unlikely they give a shit because nobody derails the thread over staygold getting a few posts a thread
>>565983820Just talk about BOTH the obsessed schizo and the NTRposter. They should probably know when it's the real NTRposter and someone just shitting up the threads like the obsessed schizo.The threads are usable even with the NTRposter but it isn't when the obsessed schizo is in the threads.
>>565984157uh oh ntrfag melty
>>565984110>You're giving Falcoposters a bad name...Not my problem because I'm not an avatartranny.
>>565973746this is hilarious
>>565984267damn that crazy newfag thinks anyone who disagrees is NTR
Any C or B Clubs with an open spot?I have missed my dailies for like a week now because I can't check in on my club haha
>>565984265
>>565983672Maybe..
>>565984303It's a very good post, shame it was posted amidst shitflinging
>>565983939surgical tail removal
>>565983820A discord clique or a single extremely active schizo is avatarfagging in the general. They won't know Umamusume characters so also briefly describe NTR, Staygold, and Ayabe.
>>565984265You can always TALK about the gameNobody is forcing YOU to have a melty because ONE anon posted his oshiBut make the schizo tranny understand this, I'll give you $100 dollars if you can.
>>565984336If you like Open League you should consider ExcelUma, they're a new club so no rewards this month, though
>>565984229I'm addicted to her
No seriously.Does this fraud EVER win any rival races? How is she so bad?
>>565984404she'll fucking destroy you and your little torena
>>565983939never heard of tucking bro?>>565984503>You can always TALK about the gameyou should take your own advice
>bro threads are good with him (me) bro olea don't ask for him (me) to be banned please hilarious
>>565984503kill yourself ntrfag
Okay but what about the /uma/bfs
>>565984638As long as it's her fat ass destroying my dick I don't mind at allAnd it's NOT little. I WAS IN THE POOL
>>565984672learn to read again retard
>>565984754Rent free.
>>565984483>They won't know Umamusume charactersHonestly they probably do with how much of a combined effort it was for the mods to banish /v/ma.
/uma/ went to shit when this stopped getting posted
I don't get it, why do we hate NTR here?
>and then oguri eats all the food!!!! XDit's hilarious every time
>>565983820there's an avatarfag and a schizo obsessed with him that derails both /uma/ and /umajp/
I only want to talk about Coffee Schizo
>>565984776as long as you understand what you're getting into... also she knows you weren't in the pool
>>565984860they know to look out for the ears and tail but they can't tell what is /umajp/ and what is /uma/ despite there being a difference
At this point, I think it might be best to fake my death and let the club dissolve if I have to pick out members in this sludge every month
Can you retards not drag Ayabe to any of this retardation? Poor girl already suffered too much and doesn't need any more of this shit.
today was a day of dudsstill missing the right star alignment to make my uma building workcan you comfort me
You're all fucking retarded.
i can't imagine the skill point inflation with the next career modes MANT already shits points for free
>>565984940source
>>565985049they literally buff skill-point gain from training directly to help other careers rival MANT race skill gain.>>565984871we don't care about NTR, we hate 1 spammer obsessed with NTR that has shit up the thread for a very long time
>>565984993That’s what old Mambochou did
>>565984654>never heard of tucking bro?Did you even read what you're replying to?You can't hide a tail tuck in a dress this tight!
>>565984994Is this the only fram this bitch has during that anime? I never see any other Ayabe from the anime posted.
there should be an episode where oguri DOESN'T eat everything and everyone else panics
>>565985013hey baby want sum fuck
>>565985073feyfey on pixiv. everything's paywalled. lemme know if you get through the wall.
>>565983820ask them who their favorite uma is
>>565985013there there anontomorrow is a new day
I have learned of the existence of Pocket Breedera tamagotchibut horse
>>5659845321/30Ummm I wouldn't dare join because I'm either going to become danchou's cumdump or hyperfixate on everything and feel responsible for someone quitting, taking a break or shutting down the club, it's just too much pressure for me.
>>565985159her tail is flexible and quite close to a hole it fits in due to her dilating it.
>>565985159You can, inserting the tail in tthe crack and let it hang right below the umankoWhy else would she use a skirt that tight?
>>565984993>tfw your club works together and never flatlines and carry each other every monthfeels good to be in a club that rarely have to replace members
Who are the good mods? Your name here? Abib?
>>565985218it better be
>>565985013it's gonna be all right, tomorrow's a new chance
>>565984871>1 anon posts NTR because he likes her a lot>schizo mad at this, might be the jpschizo too>schizo shits up thread>people don't like NTR because it attracts the schizo (or do when they feel like joining in on the shitflinging)
>>565985165It's her most iconic frame, most of the time she's just brooding in the shadows
>>565974781The one with the cap is clearly an Uma in disguise just like Tazuna, no other humans wear hats
>>5659793100/3 still, really hate Maruzensky's lack of affinity with all three of BNW since it tanks my inspirations super hard. Also extremely worried about heavy front lobbies since Ticket/Taishin really need Red Shift/MPB to function and 4 fronts disables Presents from X that Biwa needs to catch them.
>>565985158>Mambodancho flatlined 2 week ago>when threads started to become unusable everyday You know, maybe I was too harsh with him. I couldn't see that he just had enough with the threads.
So... Daccheats huh
>>565985358I like NTR and Stego but I only post about them when the schizo is malding because that's a perfect excuse to post luds and remind everyone they're dealing with a troon
>>565985403it all started derailing last month when rebricked danchou fed the drama by kicking topopo
>>565984974I understand, I know the risk of getting involved that big butt but it's too lust provoking to resist. Need to be bullied by it>also she knows you weren't in the pool........ it's over.
>>565985403Why do you think most people in most of the clubs have long since stopped coming to the thread?
>>565985158I think he had better foresight than I did, at least. Smart man.>>565985285I envy you and your club. On top of some other flatliners I already kicked, another handful of members look like they're flatlining. It's not boding well
>>565985358I only post NTR when the schizo is having a meltySchizos should be harassed until they kill themselves
>>565985013how might I comfort you?
>>565985358>likes her a lotyeah likes her so much he is stealing in game screenshots of her and larps it's him playing from twitter because he doesn't play JP
>>565985403Almond Danchou also disappeared around the same time, what do the danchous know? Where did they go?
>>565985371>most of the time she's just brooding in the shadowsSo you're saying that she's a broodmare?>Admire Vega was a stallion thoughshut up
Your most anticipated uma?
>>565985505uhhh because they are discord clubs
>>565985597just like the staygoldtranny
>>565985591can you make out with the chiyo poster
Filly butts
>>565985403Friendly reminder mambo is now a /v/ occupied club.
>>565985653copano rickeyhttps://youtu.be/IMWFnYnQVRwIn the future it's Gentil, Still, Dants, and some others but I only go by the next earliest one
>>565985478don't worry about it too much, she is from japan after all, so she's used to it
>>565985358Don't forget the anons who suddenly likes NTR and posts her more just to set off the schizo and ruin the thread even further
>>565985358>1 anon posts NTR because he likes her a lotyou forgot the part where he spams the shit out of her in a thread she doesn't belong in because /umajp/ exists for jp only content, including all of what they post.
>>565985621I don't blame them for quitting. I spotted some of our anons already switched to /v/ma clubs despite lower ranking.
>>565985657Nah, it’s because the threads are shit. It’s annoying to read someone whinging all the time. It’s annoying to try and trudge through all the gaslights when it’s easier and more reliable to just shoot a question in club chat. It’s annoying to have people blatantly try and farm attention and samefag and try to act like they’re the thread belongs to them and then alone. It’s just shit all around.
>>565983503Ye. This random guts build I did with my club still sits as the best City I got and it is farrrrr from optimal.
meanwhile me and my trainee (future wife)
>>565985812that was covered in the last point
>>565985861>>565985879Uma&Co Danchou has a button that could fix this really easily, just saying...
>>565985752I don't want herpes, sorry.
>>565984871Is that Grass...wearing an American Flag bikini?
>>565985653>Zenno Rob Roy>Hishi Miracle>Dream Journey>Chrono Genesis>Curren Bouquetd'or
>>565985861Source? My fuckin crack pipe
>>565985930No, you don’t see what you’re doing. The lack of self-awareness is the worst part.Whatever.
Can Finemo posters use different images
>>565985861I've been lurking for a while at /vm/a but they hate /vg/ with a passion, I'd like to move there but I don't want to feel like I'm intruding and I'm a purebreed /uma/ anon, I'll probably move in a month or two when their threads become a bit slower so they don't hate the idea of /uma/ refugees that much
>>565985823But she's in the game now?There is no reason why the shizo has been activated like a sleeper agent when for a month when that's also the amount of time we've been using her card+ she has global presence from the movie already
>>565985653
My traineewife
what are some important skills for CM14?
>>565986052nice cope but none of the images are content from the global game and you are aware of that
>>565986095If you don't have Nishino Flower, run 3 fronts or just give up
>>565986069Kill yourself already you shitposting tranny
>>565985930Uma&co had 1 dude who jumped ship to /uma/club and near 0 quitters. We're frankly quite immune to this and it's just people outside the club coming up with drama and getting affected by itagain
>>565986095same as aquarius
>>565986050I mean look at the state of our general, cant blame people migrating there.
didn't mods babysit this general because it was moving so fast?what happened to them?
>>565986182they also have 1 dude responsible for just about every derail for a month straight here
>>565986095I hope you have Nishino or are borrowing a good one
>>565985653Palmer Helios GFE Jordan
>>565986050>but they hate /vg/ with a passionWell, they're quite literally an offshoot made because they hate /vg/ as a whole. Its kinda their brand
>>565986072SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565985930That's the thing, they like the state of these threads
>>565986050you're anonymous faggot on an anonymous imageboard, unless you type 'HEY GUISE I'M FROM /UMA/ LOL PLS NO H8' how the fuck would anyone on /v/ma know you're originally from /uma/? You just observe a bit, adapt to their board culture, and fit right in.
>>565985805That's a relief then, I'm glad she'll still grind that massive booty on me without judgement AND let me finish too..
>>565986069If you're gonna do a meme at least trace it properly like the latinxs do so it's actually funny
>>565985930I too have that button
>The only other card in the future that will have Daring Strike in the future after CB Wit is a fucking Guts cardDoes that mean I have to go all in on the CB banner if I main End Closers?
>>565986290obviously, it's a shame but it's true
>>565985996Yeah what about itShe's American after all
>>565986267Fuggg this one's still dead and I didn't save the revived one that anon made.
why didn't you roll for nishino flower
>>565986167>>565986264Nishino doesn’t work on CM14 trackIt’s a straights accel trackMummy, BoySeiun, Plancha, Spurt, CheerKingu, etc.
>>565986274very sexo
>>565986384You'll be using CB Wit until Taishin's second Wit card
>>565986292er...nta but you can dox people's past clubs, if he joins a /v/ma club, they will know
>>565986292We have /uma/ accounts retardOne of your psychos could look up our uma accounts and go hmm nyo you're BLACKEDlisted and that would be that. Fuckin mongoloid
>>565986292I post there just fine, my issue is leaving my /uma/ club and joining a /vm/a one or even joining /vm/a scrims. Everyone here has an /uma/ tatoo on the forehead that can also be checked on doxx sites.
Don't know what you think kicking him out of the club would accomplish. The staygoldtranny has been shitting up the thread for five months now and he doesn't even play the game.
I think the threads are back to normal or stabilized at the least
>>565985996El insisted
>>565986384Yup. Start rolling or wait until the rerun
cygay buff cafe already
W>>565986437ait here it is. It was on my phoneSummer_Jordan[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F2iqpkl.mp3.webm]
>>565986540kill yourself
>>565986458>Nishino doesn’t work on CM14 track>BoySeiunYou dropped this image
>>565986502Nothing wrong joining their races and compare how good /vg/ vs /vm/ umas while /vg/ talks about cocks during California hours
>>565986384https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30201-narita-taishin
>>565986095running forward, turning (not sure which direction you'll have to look that up)
>>565986442Not a front.
>>565986550grass is so much hotter in the fanarts in fact many umas are
>>565986292Bwo one of their clubs kicked an /uma/ anon a day before the gibs just for the fun of it. We're not a complete anonymous and we can be traced.
>>565984503>schizo doesn't realize only schizos and shitters use tranny
>>565986502Every /vm/a club is stuck in A or worse. Nobody from here would actually join a /vm/ club. Stop with the Larp.
>>565986540fuck off then
>>565986458ok bro>b-but gaslight umalatorThis same umalator made /uma/ shut the fuck up when the later said MPB didn't work for this CM
>>565986681>t. discord tranny
who is the BFE uma
>>565986458Uhhhh gwocho?
>>565986729does MPB work or nah
>>565986637Californian gay dudes can get cock irl easily, the 4chan posters are the repressed red state homos
>>565986680I think that's actually a joke? I remember someone said that it wasn't true a looooong time ago here. But who knows anymore. They are irrelevant anyway, they're just our brothers we gotta clean up OUR place.
>>565986662
>>565986680That's cruel. I'll be doing the same if any of their cockroaches come crawling into my club
3 aces2 aces 1 debuffer/hybrid1 ace 2 debuffers/hybridsWhich is the best
>>565986781HAI HAI SEIUN SKY
>>565986482>>565986640>Taishin Wit>Release date: 2024-04-29>CB Wit>Release date: 2022-05-09So uh, we have to wait 2 more years until the next End Closer card? Maybe 1 and a half year with Global acceleration?
>Don't do Golshi mode on MANT /uma/ says>It's harder and a waste of time /uma/ says, just do it on URA instead where its easier>Fail URA in the first try and then beats it on MANT on the secondWhy did you anons lie? The skills gained from the races made it easier.
>>565986458>the best mile parent doesn't work on a mile trackwhat did he mean by this
>>565986792>>565986729My mistake, did not realize it had the late race condition and thought it would proc too early
>>5659868911 ace 2 debuffer/hybrids gives you the best potential to beat the 2/3 ace teams on average, just make sure at least 1 hybrid can win in the rare times an ace doesn't
>>565986964
>>565986949I did it on URA easily, I think you have MANT brainrot
>>565986949it feels bad and takes a long timeit is objectively probably easier due to a bunch of reasons
>>565986891You rolled a 1. Two debuffers it is
No one wants to respond in IRC....
>>565986949Goldship mode is just a stamina check cause the retard horse keeps getting rushedWe only noticed our mistakes on our 2nd runs and easily clear it
>>565986964dude? you cant post that
>>565986990Need someone else's opinion. not yours
>>565986964uhhhhhhhhh
>>565986825Nyes but I find it works best if your Late is holding 5th so you get Red Shift and MPB at the same time
>>565987110they're all asleep, bwo...
>>565987110its time to use THAT
>>565987127well too bad, I'm the only one that knows and is helpful
>>565985805Tazuna's butt makes me want to pump
>>565986964I love Children's day!
how am I supposed to produce more finemo pic if I don't have finemo myself :c
>>565986458Real question here. Does SFV work??
>>5659868913 aces is always the best assuming you can/are willing to build 3 proper aces
I think /vm/a is a nice place filled with goodwilled anons but unfortunately I don't think they will welcome us understandably so with the states of our threads.
https://x.com/i/status/2051807036044952036
>>565987178What if they're active in chat ERPing
>>565987317It works for Taiki only, so CM14 is going to be a Nishino and Taiki rape fiesta
>>565986825for CM 14 no
>>565987114yea... we...
>>565987294Who cares its just more tranny stuff
>>565987424>I have bothOh baby.
>>565987404as long as you fuck off and don't follow us we'll be fine
>>565986964The ToS…
