Previously: >>565973484>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>565988519WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
>>5659885192 more months of this shit Will we reach sub 30k
I shat
CM13 room772242567722425677224256
is spechud better as a pace or late for taurus?
>>565988560wei b4 WEI
When the fuck was the spark reroll implementationDont JP players know?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/glrtxqxBW8M?feature=share
>>565988606It's fine, I'm cured from my urinary tract infection. Wanna go again?
sorry danchode, my tummy hurts so I'm in bed :(
>>565988697I didn't see the fang
>visit /vm/a>they apparently have their own 'general' schizoI think there's something with this game that attracts schizos and the mentally ill
>>565988519evil
>>565988596it was 33,483 last week so it's gonna take a while
>>565988738Okay fine you get a pass, just for today
>>565988792mant moment
>>565988792That's just this site in general.
>>565988792it's a gacha
>>565988640damn I really need S distance on my mambo..
>>565988698already answered when you asked last thread, seapig
We have stabilized, so, if you see any kind of schizoposts and metaposts, remember to hide the stub. You can even effectively hide everything if you hide an NTR post
>>565988923that's not me...
Choose your Journey.
>>565988519Natural Helios is so pretty.
>>565988923Video says 1.5 anniYou dont play the game faggot
Justice for Totopo
>>565988792no john you are the schizos
>>565988792Gacha momento
>>565988640Someone was asking for a PWRlet win so here you goAnother one436549224365492243654922
>>565988519I wonder what a professional-mannered Helios looks like
>>565988605wtf bro how does your post hide all the image data?
>>565989151but /uma/ told me OG Maru is shit?
>>565989151>that staminawtf, is 1k stam a gaslight?
>>565989151>teio step proc 5 meters before the goalnyoooo
>>565989217>he's still using 4chan xUse xt
>>565989294800-900 with gold and cacao is fine
ardan looks like THIS???
>>565989360bwo i'm tired of learning
>>565989294When people said 1k they meant that you want over 1k if you don't have any recoveries
>>5659892174chanx is brokenwe have a fix somewhere in /g/
>>565989217Who knows>>565989364Can I do 600, a gold and a white?
Daiwa SEX
>>565989413that will be kinda sus, 800 is pretty safe-ish
>>565989360>use the shit that the dev publicly abandoned that is going to break permanently eventually because the captchas change all the time and it always bricks the extensionsnah
>>565988792Every general has a resident schizo. It’s like a tradition
>>565989413if you're a late and also bought the stamina greens and have 1.2k wit maybe
>>565988792if you don't have a schizo your not 4chniz
>>565988792That's what the /v/ in /vg/ and /vm/ stands for. Only difference is they know how to deal with their schizo/s and ignore them. Not to mention, they are currently in a place with an active moderation, and with enough reports, they can easily banish their problems. Their current general schizo is simply a hall monitor that meta the states of their thread, and is anti-/vg/, which causes a derailment, but isn't as hard as our schizo with his samefagging from multiple device, and is at least still sane.
>>565989521I don't remember /tfg/ having any
Post your favorite CM races
>>565989810the one where I win
>>565989151Another humiliation ritual to frontGODSalso that Maru has 3 "pages" of skills... sufferingAnother one443760064437600644376006
>>565989496>>565989528I'm running fronts but can't reliably get capped speed and 800 pow and wit without sacrificing stam...I'll have to reorganize my deck
>>565989921wanna try my mambo one more time, will stop joining after this one
>>565989743fuck off if you don't come here to talk about the game retard, we don't give a shit about your meta drama bullshit
Is /vmg/ really better? I kinda like you all already..
you know what cygames should stop being fags and make it so if you fail training but succeed the practice perfect check it should give you the buff and the trained stats
>>565989151>>565989921umm powerbwos what happened to our narrative..
>>565989921Fronts keep winning
>>565989953that's what I use 99% of the timeI got kind of fed up with the topro card so I'm testing more runs with fuku now
>check mambo danchou's archive to see how his most powerful mambo looks like>no mambo???
>>565990090Ironic coming from the American passing as Japanese.
>>565990194No SC and got too late to get that bourbonI could settle with Suzuka's card for the gold and a hint of early lead
>>565990202>sub 3m powerlevelfix this, danchou
>>565990136They're both generals but it's a different environment all together over there.
>>565990320the suzuka card can work too, it might take some more runs to get everything though
>>565990271Literal non-sequitur so I'll assume you're avatarfagging and falseflagging at the same time to appear like multiple people yet failing miserably
>>565990202Mambo is crucified
>>565988792cute 4chan newfag
>>565989921Teio teio tei o oLast one799154557991545579915455
>>565990365They're still trying to cope by saying they're not a general though through some weird mental gymnastics. I've seen them sperg over someone just adding a previous thread link in their OP
>>565990271>9009>>565990467Meds.
Any cute seapigs?
Any danchous with power levels over three million are umarollers and thus bad influences on their club
>>565990202This makes me embarrassed as a danchou wtf
>>565990548You can't rationalize with /v/tards. They're cool guys, I will concede on that. But its a thin veil of civility, underneath they are all the same abominations as the rest of /v/
exploring my danchous body...
>>565990518>hesitan frontsI always knew Ryan players were bros
>>565990365What’s the culture? They talk about the gameplay only?
>>565990518DEIOOOOSDEBBU DA :DDDDD
so how do i win a lobby with +4 fronts as someone playing late and end closers
>>565990936NSM+MPB+Pump+Redshift
>>565990936you pray to shiraoki-sama that everyone else outside of /uma/ falls for the "fronts are for whales" gaslight if you're lucky you'll never meet them like that one anon who somehow dodged every front/suzuka comp for Scorpio
>>565990815My Japan Cup winner can’t be this cute https://x.com/cocoarini/status/2051467319638131047?s=46&t=NrOL9ErNxL3qSy9yPwlb3A
>>565990754It just comes off as some weird superiority complex that rubs me the wrong way I guess. Although their threads are usually good at the end of the day they're really not much different from the average anon on 4chan and they are an actual general no matter how they spin it with schizos all the same
this won't happen again the rest of the career or if it does it'll be on a triple crown race.
>>565990518And FrontGODS strikes againI'm fucking cookedThanks for joining!
>>565991148Thanks for hosting anon!
what site is this teio webm from again?the one with millions of ads
Bros what happened to Golshi game? Lates and Ends are getting raped...
>>565991148Thanks for hosting this CM looks absolutely grim.
>>565991148thank you for the rooms bwo
>>565990467Uh oh melty.
>>565991183iwara
>threaten to go to IRC>shitposting stops completelyGood job guys, let's keep it up. I think I'd like to compile in an image what to do to help everyone
why do fronts always have like 30 skills
>>565991367fronts buy a lot of cheap shit for groundwork
>>565991367They're all borrowing that super Kitasan as a grandparent...
>>565991309
>>565991183Buy premium for no ads
>>565991272noppersiwara has this video on privateit's that one porn site nobody useswith orange triangle logo I think?
>>565991519>orange triangleSankakucomplex?
Post uma boobers
>>565991504
>>565990202I am not good at this game holy shitI have maybe 2 SS's I can't remember
>>565991569
>>565991367They have lots of resources enough to a player to focus on this position, so after looping parents they can afoord a shitton of skills. Paces are next btw
>>565991367Fronts need nearly every skill available in order to compete with the average pace/late.
>>565991587
>>565991619Arigathanks
>>565991631>Paces are next btwCan't wait
>>565991681
>Morning>Good mood, great weather >Let's try and play umamusume pretty derby, I am so hyped! Just debute year would be enough! >Single trainings, no events at all, these low stats, everyone is blue bond >I have to force myself to play through this for an hour with no use for this uma>She won't be able to compete with anyone because everyone is just building SS-UG umas 24/7 and destroying everyone in open lobbies, and later in CM itself >or I just delete data This game is so umazing. I don't think I even enjoy it anymore, I just do it as a habit, but continue getting upset because I can't get good results at all.
>>565991558yes yessssssthat's the one*smooches*
>>565991773
Kumiyabe has a Bourbon PFP so he won't draw Bourbon NTRProbably
>1st shop lol lmao even
Matikane room
>>565990329Can we stop this archive powerlevel bullying?
>>565991939>WhistleThis is the run
>>565991954Wait a second, that other orange one looks a bit different from the others...
>>565991931I don't see the bourbon pfp
>>565992015uhuh
>>565990194It really really sucks not having your own Finemo. I have Creek but goddamn this is rough
https://poal.me/1pn8y0
>>565991781Sorry what's wrong with this? Are you upset you don't have 400 speed before make debut or something?
>>565992109Finemo is overrated anyway, use Tachyon or Sunday Srs from launch.
>>565992104It's on Discord
>>565992109I used 1 crystal to MLB her snd I'm pretty happy about that
>>565991148holy giga-buhis. what fucking decks were they running to get those results? Hori shittu da
>>565992283I dont use discord, screenshot it.
>>565989151>outergate maru in derbypretty kino
>>565992109>tfw I could MLB finemo but I'd have to burn all vouchers and crystals to do soit sucks to be a lucklet
>>565992205Everyone blue bond. I won't have a good summer because of it. Because of it, I will have to either skip some races, or ignore bonds and hope they will just stack on summer somehow. Basically, this run won't produce anything good.
Haha surely I can cap a 20% speed uma with NTR alone..
>>565992461It's easy if you run 3 wit
>>565992334I forgot to post the decks. Hopefully their torena see your post
>>565992234>overratedshut the FUCK UP she's the best wit card in Global by at least one order of magnitude.
>>565991931between this and the scene in S3 of kitasan just absolutely asthmatically winded, uma has some good gifs of characters full body breathing.
>>565992203I want to mating press this danchou
>>565988792You have to be a least a little bit nutty to willingly play MANT
Lucky Lilac, who won the Queen Elizabeth Cup consecutively in 2019 and 2020, has given birth to a healthy filly. The foal is quite wary at first, but once she gets used to you, she reveals a very affectionate personality. During body checks in the stall, she shows a bit of shyness around people, while in the pasture, she seems to grow bolder, displaying a markedly proactive side as well.During the photo shoot, she approached the camera with keen curiosity, cautiously scouting it out multiple times. In the meantime, her mother was utterly absorbed in the fresh grass. She kept munching away as if entrusting the foal to the staff. Sire: EquinoxDam: Lucky LilacBorn March 9 Fillyhttps://x.com/northern_horse/status/2051877817240183149
>>565991035not here to metapost in you guys threads, I was just checking out the situation. But i wanted to address this yeah, most of us don't like the weird complex the hall monitor has either.
>>565992334I don't remember the exact decks but besides the standard MLB Kita+FineMo+Tachyon I saw one guy with MLB Riko and Fuku
Can someone who knows explain how/if a banner with 2 SSRs/3* umas would alter these odds? For example on the Light Hello/Tachyon banner, does the 58% chance of MLB at 400 pulls just mean 58% to obtain 5 rate-up SSR's? Which could be all of LH, all of AT, or a combination of both?
>>565990202>Will soon surpass Mambodanchou and seize control of the club
How crazy of an idea is it to take Angling on Christmas Biwa? The idea is that I can bully my way into 1st with enough mid-race skills into Presents for X
>>565992841binomial distribution, figure it out yourself
>+5spd +5pow +1 hint
>>565992879if you get in a lobby with 3-4 fronts it's gonna be hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSlpWOpZQEQGod I wish refined women were real bros...
Big Sis gave me god tier TT uma
dead thread lol
>>565992841Dividing the odds by the number of banner characters will give you the rough odds.
>>565992781Sorry didn't meant to either, was just an observation I wanted to comment on. It's all good though
>>565992926
crazy how MANT boils down to "did your cards stack on trainings during debut? if yes continue playing of no abandon run" these retards genuinely played with cheats on and went "oh woah takeshi this gameplay is so good you get to go through 5 menus"
>>565991850I was going to post this but now that I see it got no (You)s I don't care anymore
>>565993103
>>565993148I found it really cute though, I just didn’t have anything interesting to say…
>>565993124There are literally websites where it does all the math for you and you just plug the rates in.
>>565991850CUUUUTE
>>565992705Lala... fucked?
good night friends
>>565993117Nah it's all good brother I'm the guy who was butting into the conversation anyway. WAGMI. Keep your chin up. Everyone's got their own problems, best we can do is move forward with energy!
>>565993113so double banners are utter fucking dogshit. The odds of MLB in 400 rolls for Agnes Tachyon/Light Hello drop from 58% to 29%. oh my god that sucks.
I'm doing okay. I could probably jump 5 levels in a day just doing ura runs with characters/cards i don't use.
reminder that there's a high chance your uma doesn't have an intact hymen because of all the rigorous exercise she does daily
>>565991367>Haha, make sure you grind Groundwork parents so you can inherit Groundwork without a card>Also make sure you have 3 Green skills on your parents that you can inherit to proc Groundwork>Oh, now you need Taking the Lead as well on top of Groundwork so make sure you finish your Bourbon Wit chain>Actually now you need Dodging Danger + Prudent Positioning as well>Even though we're out of Unity now, make sure you also have Ignited Spirit Wit and Leader's Pride as well on top of that>Can't forget about Mid-Race skills as well can we>I hope you have Escape Artist, Killer Tunes, Tail Held High, Professor of Curvature, Straightaway skills, and Corner Skills if you want to maintain your lead>Oh, now we're coming up to late-race for the last spurt>You better hope that all of that effort that you just went through put you in 1st place for Angling and Scheming or it'll all be for nothing because Fronts don't have anything else for Accel>I hope you also have enough last spurt skills like Homestretch Haste, All You've Got, Triumphant Pulse, and Barcarole of Blessings as well so you don't get overtaken by the End Closers that were moving up behind you with Daring Strike
>>565993295Neither do 99.99% of posts made on this website, but people still make the posts anyway
>>565993262
>>565993339Multiple times, even
>>565993449rape
>>565993124I used to spoon-feed but I've done it too many times for people
>>565993449
>>565993358Thanks bro, I appreciate it a lot
>>565993361>>565993113no lmaodouble character and card banners steal the rate from non-focus ssrs.For example, Riko and Rice banner was 0.75% for both. Whereas CB banner was a 0.75% chance for just CB. CB banner has more offrates than double card banner.
>>565993357gn
>>565993595
>>565991954Hide the names next time pls..
>>565992705AhhhDoes anyone else just adore the sopping wet cat look newborn foals haveJust adorable I want to pet and nuzzle a horse...
>>565993396>All I've Got>Triumphant Pulse
>>565992705Speaking of fillies, whatever happened to Exceed? Do they still want to run her for the Oaks or are they prepping her for her senior years?
>>565993617so that means it's literally the opposite of what I said in >>565993361? If you're right, and the 58% odds of mlb in 400 pulls was right, wouldn't that mean in a double SSR banner you'd have a 58% chance to MLB both SSRs in 400 pulls?
>>565993764
>>565993991Nyo, because that number includes pity
>>565993991yes you theoretically have the same chance of MLB'ing both in 400 pullsbut do remember you only get to pity once every 200 pulls so there's less of a safety net and you need to prioritize the more important card
>>565993943I'm not sure if she has enough prize money to make it to the Oaks. If not, it's either they still have her try the Shuka Sho or it's straight to autumn season instead
>>565994064FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT I HATE PROBABILITY GODDAMNIT
>it's realThey really want him back huh
>>565994137>Exceed may not get a single TiaraWhat a waste
>>565994227the 2nd umapyoi cup
Imagine the sex with this horse, god she is so cool.
>>565992705cute
>>565992992I feel like those type of rooms are going to pound me regardless since I'm running BNW unless I somehow make Front Biwa and thus don't have a front of my own.
>>565994227these competitions are discussed months in advance, anon, Forever Young is showing up to as many major worldwide races as he can muster
Fronts have been winning every lobby since yesterday
>>565989378why is this uma so slow?
>>565994040
>>565994394McQueen...
>>565992234I have an issueI have 1LB Fine Motion, 0lb Curren and Biko, who should I choose with the selector?
>>565994314You just want us to say we would Obey her
>>565994259Well with a somewhat serious leg injury after debut it's not surprising. Her big bro Equinox also didn't end up getting a crown either but ended up a legend anyway, so she can still try to make a name for herself later down the line if she truly has the aptitude for it and hopefully doesn't get injured again>>565994369No, BCC is a toss up for Ebayan still since it's at Keeneland this time and not Del Mar, and his team has expressed that travelling there with Ebayan would be a bigger pain so they might not end up going for it. They have laid out that it's either the turf route to the Arc or the dirt route to the BCC for him so I guess it depends how well he ends up running on turf first to be sure
>>565994582BCC is super stacked this year if he wins he will be a GOAT and not a fraud
>>565989810I raise you a Hayahidirt
>Hey umacards, let's have wit training on one of the important G1 and then disappear again until the next G1
>>565994701umazing quality
when the fuck did the timeline change why is durandal coming in 2028 instead of 2027 now
>>565994582Is it really that much of a difference flying to Kentucky than it is California if you're going to be Internationally traveling anyway. They've already taken him to Kentucky already before for the Kentucky Derby
Mecha Biwa has one of the coolest ults in the game
>>565994750Deceleration
>>565992203We'll find out which danchou you are once you kick your members by the end of this week, you stupid faggot
Is any of these uma heterosexual?
>>565994815WHY WHAT THE FUCK
now that the dust has settled? who's the uma MANT fucked the most?
>>565994929Cafe
>>565993392I believe it even Smart Falcon who raced alot.
>>565994929Creek
>>565994701I did that for Aquarius Cup as well, even brought her sister in too it went about as well as you'd expect though I did make it to A finals barely
I hate this fucking game
>>565994862This one
>>565994862They all are but you aren't
>>565994929Urara, but she barely counts as a character anyway
I finished reading Ines Fujin's scouting story today, and then I decided not to scout her. I like her but she did not capture me.
>>565994929why is her tongue brown too
>>565995113
>>565994929I ran 0 Teio careers since MANT start, she just aint built for it
>>565995113>her clit is all worn outPEROPEROPEROPERO
>>565994929easier to name the ones that didn't get fucked
>>565994929Curren
>>565995065Probably the most unfortunate finals match I've had yet to boot
>>565995065>5/9Seeing this is so painful. Buffs when? Mechahide when?
>>565995243They should make a Durandal cheerleader alt. Because I said so.
Fuck, none of my million maru copies satisfies me so I'll use each on a different round this cm and decide who goes to finals depending on who gets the most wins, but it's always a matter of one lacking focus, early lead, stamina or fucking med s but with great other stats and skillsHope I can ready my Suzie in time
>>565995113>>565995243nicenavelnicetummynicenakadashi
I quit. I cannot endure the mountain of lesbian propaganda this game peddles anymore. When I started I thought this game was wholesome and promoting healthy and normal lifestyle, but with the ballroom and mant events Cygames has shown their true colors. The special connection between the trainer and the trainee is being replaced with the trainee lusting over their rivals. Everything feels hollow and meaningless now.
>>565993194>Pointing out the 2kbenis
>>565995343I know it gets buffed so you don't get screwed if you drop to 5th for one nanosecond but I don't know when that's dropping
>doesn't bring kitasan or NTR for parent runs >powerlet and lose race constantly>bring them>win races and finish with 1k powPower bonus really make that huge difference huh
>>565995497Uma has always been y/u/rihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ_nqn4-LUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpeeCj0BZ-Y
>>565994394I can fix her...
>>565995315never forget ttimes wen u feeled happyhayahide can't use her ult from this position but she set up a daiwa rocket for the win
christ how long does the club point grind go for MLB of the free main story cards?
I can’t think of anything more ridiculous than having an uma daughter honestly. Years of solely raising her for the purpose of having her ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl—reading her sports practice, ensuring she practices, ensuring she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her—has one simple result. Think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising, and rearing a girl for at least a decade only to have one conclusion.
>>565988519Daitaku Helios, expelled from Tracen after car trash accident that resulted in Mejiro Palmer's comma. Now a regular high schooler in Tokyo, living a ningen life.
>>565995903I...I don't know...I already have all cards at MLB
Just trained this glue ship
Umer
> Where do you work out?> At the library
>>565996052No S med
What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by males
>>565996175Yes, that's what I said
>>565996196Pretty sure Curren love males...
Does Kitasan Black's unique work on CM14?
>>565995748Sex
>your trainee gets drier than the sahara at the sight of male genitalia but conversely greedily nurses from teats like a ravenous baby bird
...
>Can feed my entire account's information to honse.moe as to affinity max>Can link my account for seemingly no benefit>His site's search features are also betterUHH KURONO GENESIS BROSYOURRESPONSE?
>>565996397
>>565996259actually no
>>565996449Chrono gives footjobs
>I'm ready to be your CM14 ace... omae
>>565996449Chrono is cuter
>>565996397Nishino Flower at home
>>565995113Anon the filename... don't tell me you are a phone poster. Here, now fix it.Nattyshoeshopping[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fwq1qi7.opus].webm
Lucky Lilac, who won the Queen Elizabeth II Cup consecutively in 2019 and 2020, has given birth to a healthy filly. The foal is quite wary at first, but once she gets used to you, she reveals a very affectionate personality. During checks of her conformation in the stable, she shows a bit of shyness around people, whereas out in the paddock, she seems to grow bold, displaying a much more forward side.When we were taking photos, she was utterly fascinated by the camera and came over to investigate it several times, all wide-eyed and tentative, but in the meantime, her mum was completely absorbed in the fresh grass. She was tucking in with gusto, as if entrusting the foal to the staff. Sire: EquinoxDam: Lucky LilacBorn 9 March – Filly
>>565996196/uma/dash /uma/club uma&co mambo
>>565996719>Full sized legs>Pint sized bodyThese things will never look normal to me
>>565996719Cute but it's been posted already bro >>565992705
evil shower
Important question boomers.Who was your first video game crush?
Seiun Chad
>>565994929MANT blesses no horse as bountifully as King HaloShe can run literally everything except for dirt.As expected of the king.
>>565996719damn what a fat fuck
>>565996973I've never... had a videogame crush...
>>565996893nyooo i'm sorry
>>565994929how the f*ck do I play and win as Hishi Amazon Position.... I always get 2nd or 3rd constantly and then when I DO win it's by a Neck or 1L at most even though I have more than X2 the stats of my opponents... yes I am talking about URA I can't imagine how bad it is in Unity Cup or Track BlazerYou don't know how much it hurts when your favourite Uma is too confusing or challenging to use and you have to use someone more easy inatead
>Failed training on 3% I think EVERYONE should kill themselves
>>565996397How would sex feel with this thing?
>>565997090Die normalfag.
>>565996886The difference in appearance once they grow up is funny to me
>>565996973MvC MorriganNot a original answer I know
>>565996196There's about 5 torenasexual umas
>>565996973
>>565997120just get power sparks, end closers early is carried by that, do keep in mind some umas get buffed rivals during ura and unity, I.E rice shower is an actual menace during bobo's career, same with tama and ogurin if you use creek
>>565996973Sheena from Tales of Symphonia
>>565996973A girl from one of the Artix Entertainment games, not sure which one was THE first
>>565996973picnicker liz in pokemon gold, I'd call her all the time while playing
Will Croix have a talking horse gimmick in uma
Showing my uma JAV collection to digitan.
Filtered boomer survey posting Cringe unc slop
>>565996973Aerith. End of CD1 bamboozled me and I thought she would actually be revived later on.
>>565997338ah now that you mention itmine was probably Ballyhoo.
Is it safe now
danchode wake me up when MANTember ends
>>565997193For lust sameThat pose is fucking wild especially when i was playing it on some 70 inch CRT>>565996973For crush is Azusa for Tsujidou
I was having a good day, but then I did a MANT run and now I'm pissed off.
>>565996973She was the first girl to give me her number. I really loved the GSC Picnicker sprite she was adorable and it was fine since we were like the same age back then. Now... it would be kind of weird, but if she wanted to join me on my adventure I wouldn't say no and I would teach her how to become a good trainer. If anyone asks, she can be my imouto. Maybe she won't like that and wants me to see her as a woman or something?Picnicker Liz!
>>565996973My first real game crush, and my first fap to a game character, was Shorty from Bust a Groove 2Dual Shock controller was pretty useful at that time
>>565997681Same
>>565997734Bro? You know she fucked Seifer right?
>>565997556Yeppers
>My first and only gf left me as she suddenly turned lesbian>I have to relive my trauma every day with my trainee wives being overly affectionate with their rivals
>>565997783I hardly gave a fuck about FF8 as a teen desu, besides it was her or Tifa
>>565997354A fun interpretation I can think of is that she'll be a somewhat absentminded kuudere that's surprisingly a chatterbox but does it with a deadpan stare, kind of like when Chrono-senpai absentmindedly rambles on about keiba. She'll also have an interest in astrology like Ayabe and will probably hang out with her sometimes because of that. She'll of course have admiration for Kitasan and will have a interactions with her and Equinox (probably some gag referencing them having to share stud duty irl or something)
I guess I'll finish ultra goldship mode
>>565996973I don't think I have one?I was too young to have sexual desire in PS1-2 erait was all about being coolDark Magician Girl is my earliest crush
>>565996973It was so long ago I can't really rememberProbably RE3 Jill Valentine gave me my first erection with the Regina outfit and the death animations of her with the white suit where it got soaked in blood and she looked naked but most likely Iris
>>565996973I was a Kombat Kid, and the very specific leotard Kitana wore in MK3 with the mesh in the middle baring a lot of cleavage did a lot to me when I was well into middle school. Cammy White would be second about a year later when I'd start to also appreciate the backsides of leotards
>>565998148>MANT>grab golshi>grab all the power sparks legacy you can>4 SPD cards for Medium careror>3 SPD 2 STA for Long career>borrow CB for Daring Strike>buy useful skills asapit's not hard
>>565996973does Dawn from pokemon count
Finally I'm out of Dober mines... Wish this was SS though
Procyon is the brightest star in the constellation of Canis Minor and usually the eighth-brightest star in the night sky.
>>565998386>late surgersorry bwo...
>>565998386>late surgerThink again.
>>565998428i love silly symboli so much bros
>>565998501Same, she's the best.
>>565998370unless you get horny from looking at her in Diamond/Pearl, she's your /a/ crush
mr doto did it again...
>>565998471>>565998491All I wanted was my own 9* Dober and I got it, I'm outta this shit hole
>>565996973Ayame from Tenchu
>>565998641Ai-chan goofed up when she tried Doto's super spicy curry
>>565998665>4* Late>2* Longbwo...
>>565998641Why is Doto so EVIL
>golshi week is overwhat now
>>565996973Yuffie
>>565998125I love this artist's fan design for Croix.
>japanese are earning close to 100m fans per dayDang, in-game auto is that good?
>>565998802golshi week part 2!
>>565998892QoL whenI just want to leave my game doing curren runs while I fap to Curren videos
>>565998892it means salarymen can auto train parents while at work or on the train nyes
>>565998892>Club features for the Japanese server is now live, Japanese language support to be added laterFucking finally I can stop using excel to keep track of my quota there too
>>565997481She was unimpresses. Her collection was larger.
>>565998434Ayabe would say this
>24h a day>6 tp recovery a day meaning meaning 144 total>5 borrows a dayBad game design
Fuku wont let me see the end of her eventI've never seen itLately i havent even passed the first 50/50
>>565998892How can sweepy even compete?
my kingu
>>565998892Thank you Chrono-sama I love you
>>565999105for me, it's doto reminding fuku of her dead sister and breaking the chain every time
I have discovered that Firm Course Menace procs in exactly 77% of TT races
>>565999190Doto truly is merciless to everyone around her
>>565994929Anyone with Mile F or even worse mile G
>>565999204oh i didnt get why all the top teams had that
>this is the best /umajp/ club
>>565996973Jessie from Pokemon (she shows up in Yellow, but it's obviously mostly because of the anime)If we're not counting that then Zelda but specifically from Melee her grab animation made me realize pretty early that I'm into hypnosis/seduction etc
>>565999354RICE ANTAGONIST CLUB!?
AIEEEEEEEEEE MY MEDIUM S RUN
>>565999269why do they keep bringing fish from school
ohayolook at this sexy whore
>>565999354
>>565999350yeah apparently TT doesnt randomize track conditions in the way people expected, certain tracks have a set amount of variatuons to choose between, I assume because running into heavy rain too often just instantly nukes your umas and ruins the fun. The longest sprint track needs up to 500 stamina under heavy rain, shits obnoxious
>>565999354>28/30
>>565999523i look like this
>>565999652no I do
rrrrrrrrrrreddit
>>565999457if tiara, oofif crown, do anons also run tiara? feels like a waste
>>565999354The NTR spammer
ugh...
>>565999776don't worry Dober, I know you're not a whore....
>>565999627either of them could be your son
>>565999354One day /uma/ clubs will be like that too dead.
>>565996973I guess Kairi of Kingdom Hearts. Didn't care for her much in game 1 but her redesign in 2 was hot.First characters I actually fapped to tho was Ada Wong because of this pic in a playstation magazine swimsuit special.
>>565999867I'll fuck both as punishment
>get med S and Fast Learner>no groundwork and events don't finish
It's 1 sweeper carrying the entire club too. They'd drop to C without him
>>566000045>sweeperBro, they have in game auto...
>>566000045so these niggas don't even play the game
>>566000045I thought they changed their name? Isn't that a different club?
>>566000085And they still don't play the game. Not looking good for umajp
>>566000117That's the original club. It's completely separate from the one made in global who later had a name change
>>566000103no shit
>>565998386>wit late spark I don’t think so.
>>565999523i dont look like this
>>566000045>globalgroid doesn't play the game and thinks everyone that does is actually bottingholy fuck
>>566000169Do they even play the game anymore?
>>566000103/uma/ will be like this too one day when people burn out and drop down to lower rank clubs
>>566000329Imagine a thread merge in the future
>>566000103I'm not in an /umajp/ club because it's always full of slackers. I'm currently on a club that's within a top 100 one. They know I'm a gaijin too.
>>566000045Don’t tell me the game is bad, I’m already $1k deep
>>566000223Unless the current JP scenario fan count went back to URA tier, they aren't playing the game indeed
Is it ok to hang around in Uma generals, despite being a filthy secondary?I just can't bring myself to pour so much money and time into a gacha, despite liking the setting.
>>566000440The fan count doesn't really go up with each new scenario, and a lot of them like the onsen and BC don't encourage doing extra races so even less fans for that. It's generally just been about the same
>>566000103Why do you think /umajp/ (original /uma/) was so mad and trying to dissuade global from having success? It's because they've played the game for so long they no longer talk about the game and are now just keiba boomers.
>>566000440average fan count for Dreams scenario is fucking 300k lmao
>>566000440you literally do 6 races on aces in the current scenario
>>566000440You don't do extra races at all in the newest scenario
>>566000440>>566000560lazier than Mambo 1 career every 3 days
>>566000485It's fine, Uma Musume is a larping franchise.You're not actually supposed play the game or anything.
>>566000485No one outside of a few schizos cares that much, just be chill and enjoy the fan art
the antagonist of /uma/
What's uptree?
>>566000103I've left my 4chan club 3 years ago because people stopped playingI'm just chilling in a JP youtuber club
>>566000485i'm f2p and i haven't found a single time i needed to swipe, if you don't like the gacha aspect that's a-okay, just saying you're not and shouldn't be encouraged to spend, you can always enjoy the characters and if you want to get deep into it the IRL races
>>566000485It's fine the game is shit anyway just don't pretend you know anything in gameplay discussions
>>566000440If you do extra races in DREAMS your run is pretty much in an unsalvageable state. Imagine a scenario where you constantly need to bond the same 3 umas over and over again for the games mechanics to work. There's no time to do anything else
>>566000485OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>566000641That's my cute wife though
>>566000510i thought onsen was the fan farming mode>>566000485everyone who doesn't watch REAL racists is a secondary.
>>566000440>Fucking RETARD thinks everything has MANT's fan output
>>566000485Sure just make sure you pretend that you know what you're talking about and give people gameplay advice. You'll fit right in.
>>566000529>they no longer talk about the gameKind of like this place!
>>566000749>JPnigger can't fucking read english
How come trainers are so tall? What animal does that make us?
>get burned out training fronts for 3 cms straight >want to play lates>they're brickedguh... I guess I'll just make a vb because she's comfy
>>566000485where's your kentucky dahby bet slip
What is anyone here even talking about???Parent runs are still done in Onsen, you do every single G1 your Uma has an aptitude of E or above for, thats an easy 700-800k per parent run
>>566000871Yes but the general fan gain doesn't increase even in newer scenarios which is the point. It's been basically the same.
Mejiro Dober is now 32 years old
>>566000529haruten and kentucky DAHBY were more exciting than any MANT run or CM
>>566000953cute mare
>>566000971trvth nvke
jpfags getting uppity after getting doxxed and called out
Happy birthday Dober!
>>566000485As long as you enjoy the characters and their stories you are cool with me
>>566000045>>566000159>>566000103holy fuck I love how obsessed you are with attempting to ruin this generals and the games reputation LMAO
>>566000953Why does she still look young and health and fuckable while Doto looks like an old dying man? Is it cause Doto is evil? Some Sith Dark Lord type of thing?
>>566000953MARES
uh oh getting JPpity
>>566000045>got doxxed>againnyo...
>>566000953>dober is older than me by a yearwhat the FUCK
>>566001118His sins caught up to him
>>566000419I warned you guys to look at JP thread and see the state of their general and maybe a few believed me. Theres a reason why I encouraged people to be f2p instead of paypigging. People that stayed are pulling for umas mostly and claim its a bonsai game.Most of the discussion there are irl horserace and not about umamusume game every time I go there.
>>566001118its an older picture you freak
>>566001080Set up an auto run and stop maxxing out on energy lazy faggot
>>566001118>and fuckablecolt hooves typed this
>>566000829In URA/MANT you could do extra races to get more SP if trainings were shit so you could get like 500k+ but you can't do that at all in dreams
I'm not autistic enough for this game but I keep coming back...
>>566001118don't know the exact name but doto had a medical condition that made his fur look fluffier than normal, tho that pic of dober is from 2025
>>566001118what 30 years of hating tm opera o does to an mf
I dont want to fuck a horse thats weird
>>566001209but VF plays global and JP mindlless grinding for his oshi to win?
>>566001342what's a horse
global will be like that too once we have spark reroll
>front runners are the bes- ACK!!!!
>>565996449She can't keep getting away with it...
>>566001348That guy pisses me off he got 0 CB in 400 and he whaled like 400 dollars to get it MLB
>>566001379Victory Pizza......
>>566001378>spark rerollI need it now
>>566001431>Kept on spending to get 2nd place finish lmao
>>566000045Why are there like only 5 guys above 1.5M total fans? The rest have around the same total fans as a regular global player. Are most members new players?
>>566001431last time i saw he only got 1 copy and was jealous the other streamer had his CB paid for by a viewer
>>566000953she's kinda curvaceous...
>>566001431What’s the point of whaling for cards?It’s not like you’re gonna make that money back by maybe winning a CM
When are we removing Rare Brick and Uma&Co from the clublist? They recruit from Discord.
>>566001379Tap Dance City SPD will save fronts
>>566001342A party girl with no friends to party withHelios....
>>566000560Doesn't that mean it's very good for spark farming because you can participate in any race?
>>566001513only rare brick does afaik
>>566001431VF can pay for it he makes around 300 dollars a day from coaching
>>566000045That guy got warned a few of months ago so he's probably making up.
>>566001513I read that as Rape Brick at first
>>566001513Uma&Co doesn't unless proven otherwise
MEN
>>566001513clublist anon allows discord club but has tagged that they're a discord club
Pace on my chase
>>566001541No, Uma&Co does too.
>on the best run of my life>had 5 whistles going into second summerThen it all went wrong starting from second inspo>No medium S despite hitting uma stan and max hints on both unique inherits >5 whistles used in a row on the second turn with no rainbows during summer, followed by no rainbows the rest of it>last three training turns of twinkle series has no rainbows either>Sunday, Kitasan AND TopRo didn't finish chainI love this scenarioI can't wait for it to finish.At least I got a high score, highest I have ever gotten. Might have been SS+ if things went my way.
>>566001560>People pay that faggot to be a “coach” in a gacha gameThe end times are near
>>566001632I wanna hold hands with dober
>>566001493Don't tell danchou this but I just spend my TP on those afk 9 hour runs when I can't be assed to auto
>>566001639i see what you did there bwo
>>566001080Is it working?
>>566000485just pick up the game anyway and treat it like a shitty VN and read the stories of characters. It's not a masterpiece, hell it's largely pretty meh writing, but it has it' moments. I actually teared up a bit from the current event story because of King's devotion to living up to Kawakami's admiration.
>you know what fuck uma I'm going to fap to eroge>open lolige to fap a bit>accidentally shut down my pc >save file corrupted>no longer horny>open umaFor fucks sake.
>>566001513Uma&Co doesn't even post the optional discord for newfriends to join anymore unless someone asks
>back to 30k caratsinari one's obscene titties will be mine
>>566001623No, no, no!We recruit from discord, talk in discord, will not kick NTR spammer, do gay ERP, bot, cheat and all other things that scare brown peopleplease don't join us!
I stayed up way too late again but at least it was due to having a nap after work and not from doing a career before bed.
>>566000953Youtube recommending a 1 hour 40 minute Mejiro Dober documentaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQHJKsiyZe4&list=LL&index=2>>566001334Dober still looks very healthy (and cute), the farm she lives at posts updates on herhttps://x.com/villa_lake/status/2050164892230123655
>>566001671Post proof then. Simple, no?"Discord clubs" are also meaning that the club has a discord to communicate. Clubs that recruits from discord is straight up blacklisted
>>566001623that club has their own discord lol
What's your relationship with dancho?
>>566001846>ERP>scare brown peoplebased?
>>566001909Theres nothing wrong with club discordGame has an unusable chat function
>>566001379as a san diego native its cool to see the del mar racetrack ingame. I go there every summer for the county fair, get me a big ol turkey leg and look at peoples collections of neat stuff, look at the giant pig that's like 2 tonnes, I've even seen Weird Al perform a concert in those very stands on the right.
>>566001513Autis/mad/ can't deal with his club going down the path to become irrelevant B+ kiddos kek
Newfag herewhen does /uma/ get good
>>566001939I'll help you clean that mess Riko *PEROPEROPEROPERO*
>looping back into club drama againmake it stop
>>566001982in minus 8 months
>>566001853good to know, she truly looks great
>>566001943only white people like erp especially furries and uma is real close to mlp
>>565996449why did uma.moe remove it's number of umas and clubs? I kinda wanted to compare how many does the two websites have
>>566001979Nobody believes your falseflagging trying to make the schizo an autis/uma/ member faggot
>>566002008it'll stop once everyone stops buying every smear campaign any random instigator postsUntil then, enjoy your shitty literal nothing burger dramas
>>566001982There is a 6 hour window starting in about 3-4 hours where the thread is slow(er) and pretty comfy.
>>566001943Gay ERP specifically scares them, they're easily shamed by their peers
>>566001982it was good before dramatrannies completely took over
>>566002059but schizo is confirmed to be an autismo member
>>566001982>Do 1 Bakushin career with 6 speed cards>Win URA finale>Watch Umapyoi >Uninstall the game>Wait for Ananta to be released
>>566001379>Falco>Falco>Mayano>Falco>Transcend>MayanoThis is literally what every lobby in that CM looked like kek
>>566001982Never
>>566002108Post proof
I just need $200,000 more and I can retire on just trading stocks can you guys donate to me?
>>566002130>Falco is STILL metagoddamn
>>566002097but aren't brown countries like thailand and vietnam full of erp and ladyboys
>>566001982it's good now because you're here :)
>>566002158>stonkslmao
>>566002158I can make a seed donation
>>566001982haha...
>>566002174It's not the same Falco...
>>566002174This rotund fuck is genuinely so fucking strong man
>>566002032Damn that suckssee you guys then
>>566002059>sperg out about a webm because "we don't want to associate with uma&co"Too late to back out, most likely you can't deal with that fact that both Brick and Uma&Co are still above Autis/uma/ despite being discordfaggots
>>566002130And my best pisa went 90% on the final day + finals
>>566002190So are China and Russia and it's illegal there.
>>565988519Mods for the game to replace the track race with sex competition instead?
>>566002130Can my dirt team of NYUrara, Espoir and Oguri compete?
>>566002243Post proof or stop spreading your bullshit lies faggot
>>566001846Damn, can I join for gay ERP as an outsider? Post link
>6 pow, 3 stam, 3 med, 4 mile with Dober GPFinally I can start making Aces for CM13...
>>566002336>>565965327
What bot do I use to finish off the event?
>>566002325Maybe XOguri since it's 2000m you can get use 777 and u=ma2
>>566002346If you try hard enough the link is in the archives, also chats been dead for almost a week now maybe you can spice things up
>>566002446Regular Oguri. I don't like Christmas OguriI like anime Oguri but I think she is kinda long exclusive because of her skills right?
>>566002391So the guy that posts the yuri video and shitposts said that an autis/uma/ member complained about autis/uma/ being mentioned?Yeah I'm not trusting the shitposter. Link the actual comment complaining about autis/uma/ being mentioned, if it actually exists.
>>566002505I've seen someone in umajp use regular oguri in their team last cm with fair success so it's probably possible
57291341572913415729134157291341cm lobby
>>566002158Grats, only a few more for your goal>check port for divs>time to not spend a single $ on uma and get $100 for some za for a week>>566002564Whats better nowadays in JP pace or late?
>>566002606>that faceyou're not making me log in just to find no room
4chan intern herei can read the unique IPsi would like to say that this thread contains a lot of self replies and majority comes from a single poster
>>566002692rooms can also never be those string of numbers specifically, it has a pattern to it
>>566002631JP is dominantly pace right now, too many strong umas like Chrono Genesis and they have lots of great skills and cards. Lates got a bit of a boost with Stego's inherited skill but the catch is you need to own her yourself to pass down the evolved version (won't work with borrowed copy). Probably the most jewish thing they've done so far ngl
>>566002743mayano would say ths
that Moxie would've helped, Bobo...
Do I want Corner Connoisseur or Professor of Curvature for Oguri Cap as Pace Chaser?
>>566002750Ooooh fuck I heard about the evolved inherit didnt know it worked like that. Is she still the only one with that kind of unique
>>566002051uma.moe is still behind in terms of data but not that much anymore
https://jiggie.fun/i6AJIghttps://jiggie.fun/i6AJIgUmamusume characters are in a puzzle
>one of my club dacchi has no ID record in the archivewhere did you find him, danchou?
>>566002803You never want cornoer connoisseur, it's ass. Curvature is good though
I made a really evil post but I decided to not send it, but the Doto will stay.
>>566002857Rare Brick has 4 members like that btw, one of them with the default bio still.
>>566002743yeah all me btw
>>566002743Who would do something like that?
>>566002813Yes, so it basically started with free rhein kraft alt you get for free in main story part 2. But you can still pass down her evolved skill even on a borrowed copy. The next one was stego and she's also semi-limited on top of that (you can't ticket her) and she's the only one who's inherit works like that as of right now which sucks. I'm not a huge fan of her myself but I still had to roll cuz a lot of my favorites are lates/ends so they need that skill to keep up right now
>>566002881>default bioI probably still have that
>>566002857Flatline for a day and find out
>>566002931>defense force already hereNyoooticing
>>566002325NYUrara can give you perfect speed carryover and Espoir is pretty good but not in the same tier as the other dirter alts and Pizza
>>566001685apparently he gets booked so often he barely has time to do anything elsedude dropped out of college for the short term gains, he doesnt know...
>>566002931you can't get accepted into /uma/ clubs like that
>>566002867>You never want cornoer connoisseurahhh man I always flip flop between that and Professor depending on my skill points, good to know I've been bricking myself all this time
Retarded question, but it kinda bothers me. 1 double energy career = 2 normal careers in terms of event rewards, right? Former doesn't give more stuff to roll the wheel, does it?
horse love has given me a desire to eat less meat so I tried pan fried tofu and its soo mehI know you can make it better but i love chicken bros I dont think I can do this
>>566002174The roundest Falco is also the strongest
>>566002993Thats alot of money imagine if he could get away without getting taxed in his shithole.
>>566002993I mean…maybe for him it’s a better deal than college. A lot of people have useless degrees and are in debt. Most youtubers are living moment to moment..then they burn out after a few years. Make that cash while you can I guess
>>566003074I recommend making a habit out of looking up what skills do on gametora. It sucks always having to look shit up on the wiki, but it'll save you a lot of headache long term
>>566003091eat meat retard
>>566003006I did though. It was a long while ago
>>566003191I keep my meat eating to once a day I dont wanna shit my guts out by overdoing it like all the weird proteinbros
>>566003006You actually can if you reply with your ID to a recruitment post
day1 club members are very likely to be danchou's friendwho might or might not visit /uma/ at all
>>566003091you don't have to skip meatjust have a little less each meal
>>566003091Tofu kinda doesnt taste like much and needs to be seasoned properly. However I don't like the taste even though I'm a vegetarian myself... I'd recommend trying out some of the other meat alternatives like onions/wheat stuff and seitan. A good bean burger patty is also just as good as the "real" thing if not better
>>566003247that's good enough
>>566003302Did you miss the part where their ID is not in the archives?
>>566003091Yes you can. You probably won't but you might, and you can
>>566003091@umagrok post the webm of a horsie eating fresh chicken nuggets
>>5660033281 problem at a time please, i'm slow
>>566003417
Are you a triple crown winner?
>>566002857>>566002881
>>566003445I know cows eat snakes and bugs and shit when they have a salt deficit, not sure if its the same for horses. They're not known for being opportunistic predators
>>566003091Buy / Learn how to make Mapo Tofu
>20% wit bonus>get almost no wit rainbows ever>end up with 850 witYup I'm seething
>>566003497>phoneposter>your anSEAtard at that
>>566003091if you're pan frying them my brown hands can recommend you a relatively simple version that uses fish sauce and spring onions to enhance the taste if you don't wanna dojust google tofu with fish sauce and onion
>>566003091you gonna finish that bro?
>>566003664>tofu with fish sauceaint that defeating the point
>>566003664>>566003325>>566003541jotting these specific ones down, my first attempt wasnt the worst so I know I can do better than olive oil and salt with hot sauce
Oguri probably ate a lot of small animals in his horse days
>>566002249What were your two other aces?
>>566003712dependssome cultures vegetarianism allows the usage of fish since they aren't the same as "real meats"or perhaps anon just didn't want to get too bloated eating meatsor if he just wanted to cut down on it rather than entirely removing meats from his dietit entirely dependent on what "the point" originally is
>>566001865Then why isn't Rare Brick blacklisted already? There's the same amount of proof for both clubs recruiting from Discord
>a whole week of 5 borrows each day without a single fast learner
If your oshi is here you are a pedo
>>566003745Maybe frying them with chili oil and bell peppers as a side might work as well
>>566003841Seemed like the point was to avoid eating horses or even things kinda like horses, which certainly should preclude eating fish since Gold Ship is related to them.
>>566003841Yeah you're right I just assumed anon wanted to go full veggie. A bit of fish sauce is also a lot better than being unable to cut down on meat altogether. Without trying to sound too preachy I think a lot of people (not just anons in this thread) could stand to adjust their diet to include less meat. Even once a day cane be too much
>>566003915Your retardation will make people start to side with ntrnigger
It's crazy how easy it was to spot uma cosplayers at the DAHBY just from the colors. i know it's a stating obvious but wow the jockey colors really heckin work
no medium S today
>>566003097Falco's are very round indeed
>>566003915then post the proof bruhevery time clubdramaniggers want to start something they either stop responding when demanded proof or post some of the most sorry schizophrenic excuses of an attempt at "evidence" they can muster up.Even after Ricebstgrl was caught it still took months for it to get updated out of the clublistjust make the evidence known, undeniable, and easily accessible, and the general will get informed eventuallyif you wanna threaten an ultimatum of you sperging out or the club getting immediate actions taken against them then tough luck for you.
>>566003953Honestly you are kind of right I am just in denial about it
>finally got my 1nd S RANK >outrageous trainwreck of a runhmmmmmmmmmmmmm this game doesn't make sense to me man I don't know what the fuck I am doing
>>566004160She isnt that big
>>566004221well first of all you should be borrowing a different card since oguri has 20% speed bonus and you shouldnt have any issue maxing speed with kita and stinko (save 60% training megaphones and speed anklets for summer rainbows)
>>566003915No, rare brick actually do recruit from Discord.>recruited from random club>no /uma/ in profile>id doesn't show up in archivesUma&Co doesn't have members like that and I think the NTR nigger deserves death
>>566004221>Seeking the Pearl SSR borrowAnon...
>>566004221>Cafe
>>566003090You get double the wheel tokens too
>>566004209I mean whatever right its not like youre killing anyone yea?
What's the list of semi limited umas you can't ticket? I might have to change my pull plan
Don't look at these JP spoilers
>>566003953who do they all look like fluffy dogs
>>566004506bwo...
>>566004506but those are the best kind of spoilers
>>566004470Jungle Pocket, Gentildonna ones i know
I've finally made my first SS Ryan in goldship mode. Using my LB1 Riko feels better than borrowing SSR Creek, makes it so I can borrow SSR Natie instead.ofc the sparks are still trash
>>566003825Two speed debuffers
Actual *Big* jp spoiler inside
>struggling to hit enough points for TT>but still need to make CM acesaaaiieeee
>>566004687bro...
>>566004314I never got a 60%. During Climax I had to use 20% or 40% but the Stat Bonus was always +20. I wouldn't have maxed SPD if not for a 10pt SPD Book (I know they are a waste but they showed up near the end and I had extra Coins and nothing to buy).My first Summer was a total dud but I assume that's normal since it's hard to juggle Friendships + Training and Rival Races.>>566004346I'm still trying to get to 1m event points I am only getting like 50k compared to like 75-80 like usual.>>566004401I need the STA and my Creek is +0.
Pokke. SiL, anime Oguri, Gentil, Ofevre, and Stay GoldAm I missing any other of the semi limited?
>>566004470PokkeGentilOrfeStillAnime OguriStegoThe next one is probably Tact, alt Rudolf could happen too
>>566004687>>566004723bros...
oppa spechud styleop op op
>>566004764why is pokke limited
It's past that time so the Lion is remembering his ex and posting images to keep his mind distracted
>>566004723>>566004802My bro...
>>566004725Just use Riko>>566004827Movie protag
>>566004764>alt RudolfIs that a confirmed thing? Is there a design for it?>>566004827Maybe they thought she would be the star of her movie and people would like her enough. But hindsight says that Tachy alt should have been the semi limited one
>>566004806>there's a nonzero chance that kids born during the year Gangnam Style released are posting on 4chan now
>mambo still struggling to recruit 3 playersoh no no no alivegamebros our narrative...
>>566004851>>566004901wtf I only ever hear about tach, ope and NTR when it comes to movies...
>>566004940>discord and dramaNo one sane wants to join Mambo.
>>566004901It's just a theory because they seem to give a semi limited version to every triple crownsAlso I forgot Almond Eye
>>566004940perhaps a club that is known to be both shitposting and a shitpost target, with a past of unreliable danchud, whose ranks fluctuate, and has infamy as the secret society of joos of /uma/ don't inspire the most confidence
If i had to choose between Uma&Co and Mambo, I would choose buttsweat
>>566004947Tachyon stole the spotlight from Pokke during her own movie, watch it for yourself and see >>566005000Ah right Almond Eye too.If that's the case then the third Brian alt and a CB alt could also be semi limited
>>566004182Getting actual hard evidence is impossible outside of somebody leaking info about their club. And there is no reason for them to do that.We have had alleged former Bricked members saying that their Danchou would recruit on Discord and post IDs of the people he wanted to invite here so it looks like they actually got invited from here.When you look at their profile these people don't have /uma/ or some sort of 4chan reference. Their former club isn't related to /uma/ and they've only posted their ID once in reply to the Bricked Danchou.
>>566005046Now what bout Bricked
but rebricked is full right now? Mambo...
>>566004851I don't even have SSR Riko... Unless an MLB R Riko works
>>566004917galo sengen is 15 years oldgangnam style is 13 years old
>>566004981But Uma&Co has never failed to fill
>>566004403So should I do recovery energy for all 5 borrows to do all with 60?
>>566005113R Riko is enough, then use Nishino and borrow NTR
>>566005089Mambo (27/30) is higher ranked than Rare Brick (28/30)
>>566004917>2012 was 24 years agoholy shit...
>>566004940ever since the shift to being a fuku-led club, i've been interested, but ultimately decided not to because i don't clock in a consistent fan gain per month. besides, my non-/uma/ club is kinda comfy
>>566005113you can give it a try, I use LB1 Riko and with 6* stam sparks to reach 400 stam by kikka sho. I can't race tenno sho spring but that's fine.
>>566005134if you need the event points yeah. Don't worry about using refills, they hand those out in every event like candy. I have 100+ banked and will never be able to use them all
>>566004917I started posting in 2009 (I was 10 years old) I distinctly remember my first thread was on /b/ and a guy wanted to mount a replica of Cloud Strifes sword over his bed and had already bought the mount. In the Boys and girls club computer room other kids were playing roblox and i was watching porn on newgrounds of princess peaching throating hog
>>566005071>And there is no reason for them to do thatwe have actual schizos doing sleeper agent operations, it's hardly difficult to infiltrate a club for a month or two especially when the potential payout are so good. And once a club starts recruiting from discord they really don't stop, because filling from /uma/ has been getting harder and harder compared to just immediately getting fresh blood on the first of the month.
>>566004907e-eroi...
>>566005134That's what I do yeah. I started with 100+ TP potions before now I'm down to 70. I have 3M event points now and on to my 22th bingo card
>>566005185Just do it desu, I mean it's just 1 career every 3 days that's as lenient as it can get at that rank
>>566005253>>566005071you can message this guy >>566003497 and ask him about /uma/
>>566005253lotta drama for a system where you just request shoes once a day
>>566005046>whose ranks fluctuateMambo has been A+ since like November or something though, they have been really consistent
>>566005253If we had sleeper agents there would be a lot more leaks. All we have are people that wanna quit or swap clubs and decide they might as well leak info
Falco...
>>566004981>>566005046No discord and we're A+ for months now. Not our fault you retards are so starved for happenings that everyone laser focuses on Mambo.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>566005314maybe next month. i'll have to gauge how much longer i can hold onto this game without taking a hiatus
>boring fucking club drama you faggots really have nothing else to do but gossip huh
>>566005319That isn't the only guy from questionable origins in Bricked.
>>566005381Suzuka...
>>566005464list them all and /uma/ will investigate
>>566005367Yea there is at least one right now in my club and he couldn't leak shit because club drama is usually forced horseshit as usual.I know there is a mole because I got namedropped during a schizo attack despite having no reason to be namedroppedLiteral nobody on the thread.
>>566005367but I didn't leak anything after swapping clubs?
BIRTHDAY
post something sleepy
fuck you, suzukaposter. i'm too horny to sleep now. fuck. i need suzuka naizuri. SUZUKA NAIZRUI AAAAAAAA
>>566005567Cute!
>>566005620I'm less than 3 weeks away from suzukasex from daily legends...I will taste the bigniger pill in the next scenario
Suzuka Glugzuri
>>566005503Go through them on the doxx site https://uma.moe/circles/835612678I'm too lazy to bother going through the list again
>>566005620hope this helps
>>566005620Who the hell likes Suzuka's flat chest?
>>566005612
>>566005680that kinda sounds like just her doing a deepthroat
good taste /uma/, good taste
>>566004725there's nothing wrong with speed books
>>566005707meI like all umas unless they're overtly anti-feminine
>>566005612I'm sleepy
>>566005685kill yourself
>started a career with Cheerleader Natie>immediately get an erectionIt's over
is the anon that made this still here? The disappearance of suzuwank needs to be investigated.
is outer swell good?
are people really that bored they need to fabricate retarded pointless drama?
>>566006003if i like the uma, my dick swells regardless
>in denial over her pefect body
>>566006003Not really because the late race starts on the corner. You need accel instead.
>>566006032So it would seem
You guys do weekly quotas? Not even /uma/ club does weekly quotas
>>566006075should I buy full price corner connoisseur?
>>566005963God I want to touch Suzuka's flat chest.
>>566006003likely eaten by the accel zoneunless it procs late
next thread will surely be better
>>566005707Me and I'm eager to get shots like these when summer Suzuka skin comes out
gold ship gold pussy
post something cute to kill images
>>566006185The schizos will be up by next thread
>>566006185next bread will be butter
>>566006253
>>566006270nah we've got a few more hours
>>566006138If you have nothing better sure. It's obviously very inconsistent and I've never seen anyone /here/ use it.
Next bread will have more buns.
is angling a good front skill for mile TTs?
Let's take this moment of peace to say something nice to each other
>>566006138no that shit sucks ass
>>566006395Angling is always good for fronts bwo...Just buy it everytime.
>>566006138I'd probably take outer swell over corner connoisseur
did someone order some buns? It arrived early
>>566006421fuck you, you retarded fag
Why is it always food
>>566006602now we have no buns for next bread...
Machitan!
sex with mares
>>566006743sex with mares
>>566006421i like /uma/ and the posters
Ogurin wife...
>>566006767Mayano sex
>>566006138Surely you must have something better to buy thant that.However I will admit that the skill should be less shitty than usual this CM, got maybe a 20% of getting really good value.
>>566006421You will get your own anime just like Maya will one day!
soooooodo we keep burning image slots or........
I need a new club...
>>566006981Maya is getting a hentai spinoff actually
>>566006873
>Champions Meeting>Titleswtfthere is no way its possible to access that right?i dont want people to find out im a shitter.
>>566007012yessu
>>566007023Mambo?
>>566007012That's the plan
>>566007058
>>566007025I still accept even if she doesn't
>>566006767i bounce like this
>>566006767Can this guy just hurry up and make porn of them already.also>6767
>>566007235maybe he already did
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT
>>566006767>6767
>>566007282no cap?
>>566006630
>>566007282Would Curren do this?
>>566007023i also need a new club...
>two dorks fighting
Double Circle Medium Corners or Double Circle Spring Runner
>>566007374Is the Pope Catholic?
>>566007396who do you wantto join...
>>566007439medium corners
>>566007023>>566007396you guys should join Tamalove....
>>566007439I always take double circle on velocity skills over speed greens.However if you are doing a parent run, then you absolutely want double circle Spring.
>why is the thread so comfy and why am I so tired>4AMah...
>>566007607Suzuka wishes
jwu I can use my CM12 Grass as last ace but that wont be funrollan for late0-OG Spechud1-Digitan2-Bride Mayacchi3-OG Rudolf4-Nishino5-Tama6-Cheer Natie7-Fuku with Super Lucky Seven8-Mambo9-Doto
>>566007586relatable
>>566007586sorry ameribro, but the most annoying posters are in your timezone....
>>566007607Mackie...
>>566007421what brand of autism does this hitwoman uma have?
>>566005732Succubus.
>>566006767
>>566007714idk I havent read her career or story since I'd rather wait for a proper translation. All I know is that she is pure sex and that I WILL roll for her
>>566007282dancho bounces on me like this
>>566006767>I didn't know how to get Aston Machan's model, so I just made her cardboard.
>>566007586I am thankful that most of the shitposting happens when I am asleep
>>566007282thanks umagrok
>>566007694This can't be... The usual narrative is SEAposters are the bad ones...
>>566007461anyone will do at this pointgoing to leave my ID here and hope someone invites me...396690508637
Just need that next hit, bwo.
not many image slots left KEEP POSTING SEXY UMAS
>>566007714Americanlikes water(???)uses english sometimes
>>566007951I skip the threads during burgerhours or I sleep until SEAhours for comfy threads.
>>566008015K
>>566007968QUICK TAMADANCHOU GET HIM BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DOES
>>566007968>consistent monthly 30M DANCHOU WAKE UP THIS IS THE GUY
>>566007968dancho!!!
>>566008015Posting evil, which can also be sexy.
I can bake or should we use the images first?
>>566008172>evil can be sexyEvil is in fact undeniably sexy
>watching anime>reach a climax point >holy shit i need to watch the next episode>there is no next episode >haha wait for season 2 in like 5 years teeheeI fucking hate this shit stupid faggots finish the damn thing before releasing it >B-but you can read the mang...Off yourselfThe reason I watch anime is because I'm too lazy to read and imagine the scenes moving in my mind, that is too tiresome. I want to be entertained while I eat my nuggies.
>>566008231You have 2 minutes to bake otherwise I'll do it.
>>566008231Just bake
>>566008231i think you should make
I will roll for Palmer but not use her in any CM until Grand Live.
>>566008274>>566008283>>566008290Say no more>>566008340>>566008340>>566008340
>>566007968You should join our club, we were so close to A rank again
>>566008231we're so close though....
>>566008376We can empty it up before migrating
>>566007968sent invite
>>566008297I will roll for Palmer who will use me.
>>566008464True...>>566008509which danchou is this...
>>566008613Mambo
>>566008653FUUUUCK
Saying Umasumi to this thread with the final image slot
>>566009085Umasumi
