Relaxo Edition>Previous>>565945007>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSApr 28 Exo Experts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0Apr 28 Patch Notes 6.2.2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HthrWVH5UApr 28 Summer Forest Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0Mmov8JagMay 06 Oasis Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKVco45VE>LATEST PATCHESApr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)Apr 28 1.006.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650May 06 1.006.203 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/686379208862072850
abdoGODS keep winning
>>566008450when I use an abdo mod I want people to think I look like that
on holiday
Can AH outsource the entire game to another developer next?
I don't really care for the new bugs.
>>566008450>forcedtocreateaccount finally updated his modswe are so back
>>566008567built for abdofication
but who is abdo
>>566008518I force my girlfriend (male) to use same abdo mods as I do and then force her to use the lean body type while I myself use brawny.We think it is kinda hot.
Remember when they used to add content for free?
Why are people still angry after the reverted stats I fucking hate this community.
Abdo mods would be 1000x better without the comically small waistsAs is, the leandiver mod is way way better
Feels good to just not be horny anymore Kinda liberating
>>566009189you will get your vacation stratagems soon™
Thats it? 2 weeks for a patch that just changes a few numbers in a text file?
>>566009464>this is what people have been waiting forHoly fuck this shit's pathetic.
>>566009464>two weeksanon.. it's been 8 days
>>566009225I use BFA mod for all armors and then abdo mods only on select heavy armors to keep it tasteful.
>>566009225I'm sorry, but the armor on the left is an abomination.
bugs are literally unplayable without the hiveguard fix
>>566009373>here you go anon, your napalm version of something that's already in the game>don't ask for anything else until 2028
>>566009601the legs are a reused assed in the game so you can not really edit them too much if you do not wish to break compatibility and good looks for other 3-5 armors.fuck arrowhead for fucking reusing same assets on mutliple armors in 2026
>>566009373What would yellow stratagems be?Were they in HD1
>>566009464WHY HAVEN'T THEY FIX THE FUCKING FLAMER ARM ON THE LUMBERER AND FLAME SENTRY????????
>>566009464this unironically sucks.now they are harder to kill.
>>566009464>no lumberer or flame sentry fixare they this incompetent? how hard is it to just reduce the range temporarily until they figure out their spaghetti code for fire
>>566009747sorry, that might take a developer more than 5 minutes of work, Swedish people can only do that once a month
>>566009747Working as intended, sorry idiot it's time for our vacation zzzzzzzz
>>566009464>main body armour increased from 1 to 2Well it was nice using light pen weapons for a while but now that they're getting a 35% damage reduction it's back to med pen.
>>566009747the warbond has already been bought by all the good goys, fixing it wont increase the sales anymore.
>>566009706reinforce, resupply, eagle re-arm, and other mission related strats are yellow already
>>566009747>>566004019
>>566009826even with that they will still be easily THE RAPED with light pen, don't worry anon
>>566009870Oh yeah fuck im stupid as hell sorry
>>566009887kys
>is that a minor consistent use case for medium pen?>arrowhead must put an end to this
>>566009086this niggerhttps://ko-fi.com/abdomera_hd2
>>566009826the fatal claws are still AP1
>>565997436>How does Helldivers 2 prevent or discourage solo splitters?Supports and packs have high cooldowns and dying out in the sticks leaves you without your weapons or utility for minutes at a time.Stalkers are an attempt at a the hunter-killer archetype (and to an extent gunships) but are not strong enough to threaten prepared helldivers, although they can kill very fast when taken by surprise.The range for reinforcing is limited to a small circle around your currently alive teammates, should you die away from your team it will take a long time to return compared to just following the squad.Bugs have hunters, pouncers, shriekers, and alpha warriors that are capable of following divers near indefinitely and are lethal when taken by surprise. Illuminate follow this somewhat with voteless while bots have more lethality in general, although bugs are best at this role.Stratagem cooldowns can leave solo players in a pinch when their eagles, orbitals, sentries, etc, are unavailable. Following the squad ensures someone can throw something down at virtually anytime.>How are these mechanics circumvented by rundivers?Expendables are strong and do not have the limitation of a high cooldown which ignores the risk of losing the weapon after dying.There are powerful survival tools available to limit the risk of surprise and deaths away from the squad, shield pack, supply pack, dogs, sentries, and more.Although enemies can follow you for quite a while the most dangerous enemies are usually slow and can be avoided before they become a threat; in addition the FRV adds multiple times the mobility to a single diver and mechs add multiple times more immediate lethality to a single diver.Eagles, expendables, and some orbitals have significantly low cooldowns giving players almost no significant downtime for their stratagems; in addition certain powerful stratagems such as orbital laser or napalm barrage can bail out solo players from even the most dire situations.
>>566009997Sorry johan.. i didn't know you would see that post...
MAXIGOD STATUS?
>>566010108HIVEGUARDS = RAPED
>>566010108dps just isn't enough to keep up with the new bugs
>>566010108total hiveguard rape
>>566010108we're so back baby
arrowheads needs to fucking nerf heavy devastator shields to 3 armor already for fucks sakes they singleahndledly make MG/gatling sentries fucking worthless on botsa fucking chaff unit shouldn't have armor as thick as a fucking tanks that's retarded
>>566010108popping all the spore bugs to make them run after the teammates that aren't covering me
>>566005231good news broski
>>566010190expendable MG is better against them than the minigun
>>566010268The never ending slippery slope of hellshitters
>>566010268This.Furthermore they should make all chaff unable to deal damage to vehicles. It just doesn't make sense otherwise.
>>566010268you give nerf trannies an inch,they will want a mile next
>>566009464>not even fix for vaultingwhat the fuck AHthese fags must be laziest people in existence
ChatGPT could probably do more work than Arrowhead each week, and it wouldnt be any more broken
Buff LibCon NOW
>>566010634Switch damage type to explosive so 100% of the 75 base damage is durable.
>no change to lumbererahahahahaworking as indented
The Raped
>>566010435>>566010495It's funny because isn't that the exact same logic that was used to argue against the hive guard change? If it's bad for hive guard to have 4 armour on them then heavy devastators also deserve the same treatment, don't they?
>>566010634BUFF PUMMELER NOW
>>566010981You'd think so.But the truth is no one cares about bots.
Arrowhead hates this one weird trick
>>566009628>bugs are literally unplayable without the hiveguard fix
>>566011138Why use rover when gun dog is better almost every time?
>>566011049Would be cool to slowly walk but if your leg is broken you're now stationaryBut alas
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244126256809/76561198126520852D10, well vote.
>>566011180>he doesn't know
>>566011180Rover doesn't need to reload mid fight, has infinite ammo and applies fire which confuses enemies now.Together with MGX you can effectively have infinite ammo without having to resupply.
>>566011180Lasers dont pop spore bugsLess meth
>>566011370dutch tranny moment
>>566011180less chance of host kicking you from TKs as the damage is lower and wont easily kill them accidentally(until their 7 minutes of living is up)
>furrydivers
>>5660113703/4.
>>566011370Anon makes these?
>>566011929yes.
>>566011514>once had a gundog shoot me 4 times in less than 1 minuteI don't remember them being that vicious.
>>566012069Based drawfag
>>566012069The red crayon isnt depicted because he already ate it
>dutch tranny samefagging againReminder that people care so little about your shitscribbles that you have to ask your discord sisters to report your images. Imagine getting btfoed this hard by AI coomslop
>>566012512
>>566012512Hitler is retarded?!
I apologise for the schizobabble, I forgot to take my meds.
>>566012740nta but why do niggas post this image as some kind of own?
STOP BEING MEAN TO OUR HARDLY WORKING DEVSAPPRECIATE THE NEW STUFF LIKE THE BIOMES THAT PROVIDE ZERO NEW GAMEPLAY OPTIONS AND ARE COVERED IN BUG SHIT
>>566012851because elon is le bad (the unbiased TV news said so)#eattherich
>>566012874can they actually work on the game instead of crying on their PHONE NUMBER REQUIRED discord server?
>>566012851I think its really funnyLike Elon is having a normal fun day and his face doesnt quite catch up with how his body reacts to a sudden gunman
>>566012874I swear to fucking god if I see another swede talk about vacations or using them as an excuse I'm going to shit
>dutch tranny gets btfoed>starts posting images from xher "own the chuds" folderyou can't make this shit up
>>566013021oh ok. I just know it started with some retard lefty(probably tranny too) on twitter. niggas that unironically still think AI is just one entity or thing need to be raped.>>566012913might as well add every billionaire at that point
>>566013124:)
>>566013279Yeah nah really I just wanted an excuse to post itElon still le bad
>>566013348true
any of these redeemable on the bot front or nah?
>>566012874>wtf guys why did our underwhelming update with unpopular change that nobody asked for is getting such negative responses ??They can not be real humans, it's sarcasm right ? Surely they are not that retarded right ?
>>566013531Dog breath isn't so bad on a berserker seed
>>566013531Yeah just use the cheat menu to swap the grenade launcher on the grenadier emplacement for an autocannon
>>566013531directional shield with the anti-ragdoll armor is okay because it will actually protect you from rocketsarc thrower used to have a niche when it stunned hulks with every hit, but nowadays its pretty worthless
>>566013531Hot dog and flamethrower are alright. They take up a valuable slot for close range damage vs a faction that fights at long range, but they WILL keep you very safe from berserkers, and if you can safely get close enough for it they have enough pen and firepower to take down heavies.The biggest problem with these two is that stoker and crisper nearly do the same thing at a fraction of the opportunity cost.
>>566013726won't you just permanently run out of ammo after 10 shots?
>>566012874>changing an armor value takes weeks or months
>>566014184smol indipendant indie studiopls understand your entitled prick!
>>566008403Hello weak fat cucks of /hdg/.>>566009210Spiritually trannies.
>>566014184That's how dumb they think you are brother
>>566014282Hey man I dont have a gf I cant be a cuck
>>566014184fixing bugs that benefit the players or handing out nerfs happens in days thoughdon't think about it buy next warbond
>>566009580Based. If you're using heavy extra padding or medic armors know that you are getting ABDO'd.But for real, the waist is too narrow and the tits are rock hard bolt-ons. Otherwise big fan of thighs.
>>566013531The directional shield is good.The Anti-Personnel Minefield is good.Grenadier Battlement is good.One True Flag can be good if you have mele damage boosting armor and a ballistic shield(as long as you're not fighting incendiary brigade).>what about the rest?The rest is good on squids and bugs.
>>566009210>Durable buffs not reverted>Vaulting still not fixed>Flame sentry, lumberer and breakthrough still not fixed>Stratagem bouncing still not fixed>Hellpod steering still not fixed>Getting stuck in corpses and terrain still not fixed>New content not available on all factions>Developers are still Swedish
>>566014547Yeah the waist is kinda cartoonish and the tits are a bit too big for my perfect taste, but the thing is, there are no other mods like it, so you either use abdo for big boner sex or BFA for non-horny "I just want them to look actually female instead of a skinny femboy".Maybe one day people will release versions of scaled down "proportions" of abdo but that would not sell so prob never happpening.
>>566014747I heard the steering is intentional
>>566014747>Durable buffs not revertedwhy should they, it's fine as it is, play the game>Vaulting still not fixedjust use auto-climb>Flame sentry, lumberer and breakthrough still not fixedlower the difficulty>Stratagem bouncing still not fixed>Hellpod steering still not fixedworking as intended>Getting stuck in corpses and terrain still not fixedgit gud>New content not available on all factionswhy should it, makes no sense>Developers are still Swedishyou are still brown
>>566014773The closest thing is project bile and it's a BUG.
>>566014747>Jeetus Maximus of the House of Paradox Int. is still CEOIt's only going to get worse from here.
>>566012874>the update has nice stuff that aren't getting talked aboutGEE IF ONLY YOU DIDN'T PREVENT US FROM ACCESSING THE SECOND NEW MAP FOR OVER A WEEK, THEN MAYBE WE WOULD'VE TALKED ABOUT IT YOU STUPID INDIAN STREET SHITTER
>>566014184You have to understand... Muh console certification process... N-NO, DON'T LOOK AT WARFRAME AND HOW THEY DO IT IN TWO HOURS!!!
>>566014826Everything that is too hard to fix is "intentional" with swedes...
>>566014163the mech autocannon
>>566014747>Durable buffs not revertedYou don't play the game
>>566015024Warframe is technically still considered to be in open beta, which allows them to shit out updates with a lot less paperwork than a game that is considered "fully launched official version" like Helldivers 2.
After how they treated /our guy/ eravin I'll never see the devs the same way..
>>566015313>Warframe is technically still considered to be in open betanigga that game has been in beta for like 10 years, surely nobody takes that label serious anymore
>game update broken proton to the point it only works on Hotfix and Experimental>neither of these work for me because I'm running old mesa driversLinuxsisters it's over for me
>they only reverted the hive guardholy shit these swiggers are fucking useless
>>566015553Just use something normal like the other kids for fucks sake
>>566015553Last time valve saved the day in the time it took for me to have a nap so maybe it'll be OK.
>>566014184It takes a while for the people they outsource the patches with to respond to their emails. Plus they have to negotiate rates, translate the emails, buy the google play cards to pay them. You understand this takes time.
>>566015313To be fair, the game is so broken, AH probably has to go through the certification process two or three times before it's actually approved.
>>566015476I think Warframe devs themselves have admitted it themselves on stream or some forum post and said it’s easier to get out updates by pretending to not be a full released game and just stay in an eternal early access game.
>>566015658>surely this will stop the negative reviews, right sven?>yes after all the hive guard change was everything that was wrong with the game>and even then only because players are crybabies, lowsodium told me so>w-why are the reviews still going down?!40% positiveliterally 1% away from mostly negative
>>566012874Ah yeah, the nice things: >the new garden biome, which is just the existing basic forest biome but with occasional flowers>the new oasis biome, which is just the desert biome with the occasional forest >new subfaction, which are just a recoloring of basic bugs but they move faster (except for the titan which just has double health)>a new warbond for the paypiggies to buy, which is underwhelming at bestThis is what happens when you prioritize short-term gains instead of long-term game health.
>>566015710I main epoch too btw
The game would have at least double the content and half the bugs if these retarded swiggers weren't addicted to shitting out the dumbest balance patches just to revert them at a later date.>guys we're working so hard changing the value from 1 to 0 back to 11 trillion refugees to sweden
>>566009189free? i paid 40 bucks for my game
>>566015849Ironically HD2 feels more broken than bugframe rn
>>566009189>sell game for 40 bucks>monetize like it's f2pswedes are as greedy as they are lazy
>>566015950Oh okay, I guess you're not all bad.
>>566015553If you like PC gaming just stop wasting time and use Win10/11.I love Linux but I really don't have time to waste fucking around every time I want to play gaymez or some updates fucks something up as a full-time w*rking adult.
>>566014826>making something non-functional is okay if it's intentional>>566015163I do play the game. And I can see the consequences of the multiple rounds of durable damage buffs on the FRV, the sentries and even Mechs still don't feel the way they should after the "mech buff update" the arms still randomly explode. And Mechs will go from not even smoking do dead in an instant.
>>566015752Gem
>>566016060It truly does, but keep in mind that Warframe has been in development since 2013 so they had more than a decade to fix every issue possible.
>>566016112>suggesting windows 11Why the fuck is satan himself posting in hdg
>>566016240They don't really fix shit, however due to how content tends to be really separate from each other in Warframe a bug from one update won't fuck up the other ones.In case of Helldivers a bug will usually affect the core gameplay thus the whole game.If not then at least an entire faction so 1/3 of the entire game.
Is it just me or is it mostly furries that defend arrowhead?
>Took nearly a week to deploy a 'hotfix' that just reverts the changes for 1 enemy. >Didn't revert any of the durable changes that people were actually pissed off about.
>>566016558You don't get it bro, those changes were necessary to balance out the mech buffs!
>>566016526>he's starting to noticepull the plug, NOW
>>566016558>Didn't revert any of the durable changesThank god for that. You faggots need to seriously shut the fuck up.
>>566016558now now the players can't have fun in our milsim game don't be silly anon
>>566016646why even buff mechs in the first place when you're also buffing enemies to counteract the mech buff?
>>566016240Only 11 years left until we finally get to move our hellpods when respawning then, yay!
>>566016646This but unironicallyIf you die to melee in a mech you should uninstall
>>566016526It's definitely a lot of homo fags with colourful little cartoon characters and animals and twitter that dickride AH the most
>>566016707so AH can claim to care about player imput
Cremator for bug RR for bot AC for squib
>>566016753Mechs feel fine health wise against enemies at the moment the problem is other vehicles feeling weaker and sentries getting deleted by a single enemy now.
>>566016574Botdalits kneel to BugBRAHMINS
>>566014184What's funny is that they used to be way faster in Year 1.We were getting weekly patches back then, with every other one having patchnotes equal in size to today's "major updates". And critical issues usually got hotfixes within the same week they were discovered.
>>566016920Yes Arrowhead has no foresightBut strictly talking about mechs, the changes were good
>>566016986I don't understand.Can you translate from subhuman?
>>566016526>>566016671>>566016769>Unfiltered rapefugee projection
Is the support flamethrower even good? All fire does the same damage right?
The Oasis biome is rather meh when every poi is the same
>>566017182What is your reddit screenshot supposed to prove
>>566017190All flamethrowers deal the same damage, except for the Cremator which does double damage.
>>566017426Oh cool
>>566016753The point is that mechs could feel exactly as they do now without raping sentries and other constructs by not changing enemy durable damage and simply increasing mech hp by a smaller amount.
>>566017190No they don't. They have the same Dot unless called napalm x. Support flamer is the same as torcher for main damage but cremator is stronger than both
>>566017190>>566017426If you have the fire damage ship module the standard support weapon flamethrower also does more damage than the primary and secondary flamethrowers.
>>566017652Probably doesn't even work
Why is Creamator called like that, it doesn't even dispense cream or make things creamy?
uh oh did GS wake up
>>566017707Yes, and the Gucci Slippers was you
>>566017383>unfiltered rapefugee playing dumbThis is your average bufftroon btw.
>>566017707is this "guy" wearing Gucci(tm) branded slippers in the room with you right now?
>>566017182>>566017893Why are you obsessing over some nobody? Are you retarded or brown?
>>566017182>Reddit screencap of a Twitter screencapGrim.
>the tax bois demand I pay them 4 grand + tip>the water-pressure is busted because of maintenance work constantly turning on and off the water supply causing dirt to get clogged in the filters>said maintenance work has replaced a water-counter thingy that is now blocking my shut-off valve so I can't turn off the water-pressure>which means I now can't clear the filters>got a massive headache tooWhat a shit day.At least I can look forward to playing some good ol' helldivers 2..
>>566013531GLe is really good until you face a tank seed.
gg bwos
Im Gucci Slippers
>>566018193Oh and my toilet's water-level detector is busted too for some reason so it's just spending water for no reason.Love to see it.
>>566018258GGs, hellbombing a command bunker should be mandatory.
>>566018380SOLO SILO ALL THE BUNKERS
This is how I feel every time I suicide bomb bots
>Arrowhead makes changes people hate>longstanding bugs and issues go unfixed for months>players aren't liking the game's current state or direction it's going>a dev delivers an all-time-banger that people won't let them live down>reviews rapidly crashing>devs announce that all patches and updates will go on hold and that they'll put out the fix-all update in a month or two>fix-all update comes out>players are happy, reviews restored>Arrowhead promises to be better from now on>repeatThings will never actually get better, they can't help themselves.
>>566018787This is how it feels to hellbomb a bot drop for me.
>>566018302My toilets been like a running tap for years
>Join pubbies>Helldivers unfreezing scene started
>>566018901>drop shit like libcon into the game>leave it in a terrible state>make random bullshit changes to whatever they feel like instead>ignore bugs
so uhwhere's the response
>>566018901Maybe sloptuber paypiggies and unfiltered rapefugees should start whining about actual issues like dead hitboxes and death rattle ragdoll bullshit instead of a crying about the "game balance" being broken because of a nothing burger chaff unit getting changed to still be a nothing burger.
>>566019318>drop into game with a SOS going on>land and get out of my pod>You have been kicked from the gameIS IT SO HARD TO SET THE GAME TO PRIVATE/INVITE ONLY>b-but I called the SOS on accident!WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED AND CLUMSY
>>566019675>game shows up on the map with a big pulsing effect >can't join, privateWHY EVEN SHOW IT TO ME THEN
>>566019675>b-but I called the SOS on accident!Valid excuse. Have a nice day.
>>566019591Maybe they're hesitant to do this after pileofshits ama.Can you imagine how bad it would be if they address the wrong questions?
>They released weapon customization then literally abandoned it>actually admitting thisAll my cope evaporated instantly. I cant believe they've actually just abandoned a feature which so clearly keeps people playing.
>anons ITT would rather waste time with quickplay and joining random pub SOS beacons instead of just creating a lobby hereBrain damage or just retarded?Or maybe masochist?
>>566019998Why the fuck would you want to play with hdg lmfao
>>566018302>For some reason.This should take 30 seconds to diagnose and probably fix. Are you retarded?>Owes 4k in taxesNevermind you obviously are.
>>566019998I'm a consolebab, I'm unwanted
>>566019998my connection is kinda unreliable, I don't wanna host only for everyone to get disconnected
>join low lvl SOS>watashi wa hero da>land in tree>stuck>have to kermit suicide>reinforced in the middle of the biggest bug swarm>raped>reinforced>gatling sentry kills me>quitWhy god
lobby doko
>>566017690Should be easy enough to test. Compare TTK of torcher vs flam 40 against a target that you can consistently hit the same way.
Watching war machine, why can't our mechs be cool like this?
>>566020404cool mechs aren't realistic and media literate
Give back the public cheat menu ):
>>566020472neither are laser beams from spaceships!!!!! aaaaaa!!!!!
>>566020472I'm gonna pour rocks in the devs holes
>>566020182postingsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244136501655/76561198993299329
>>566019979Weapon customization felt like a curse to me after I finished leveling up all my favorite weapons. I started feeling like I was shackled to the mediocre ones because it felt like a waste of time to be using weapons that were level 25 when I had so many that still weren't leveled up. So I just used cheats to level them all up before the last warbond. The gallant is so shit that I don't even think I'm going to bother doing it properly either, the extended mag didn't help it and now it's just grinding for the sake of it. The exponential XP increase after level 19 is also so fucking obnoxious.
Removing the top of the swedes skulls and pouring hot beach sand directly onto the wet surface of their brains
>>5660207602/4
>>566020174>Land in mission as high level carry>Get decimated by random bs that never usually happens>Leave>Change steam name>Relog on>Go back to same mission>"Hello people i've never met before, let's game">Carry the fuck out of the mission>Extract with a perfect runWe can re-write history, those who saw your failures cared not to document it, but as a new man, you did. History will remember those who wrote it, and the future will only know who wrote it. I have never failed a mission, i have never killed a friendly, i extract with full samples and 0 deaths. always. I know this, because i wrote this. Believe it. I need no proof. Believe it.Go, go and make YOUR history, save the D5's from the evils of the few chargers that spawn.
>>566020078You literally don't know anything about me dumbass.And yes it's "for some reason" because why would it suddenly stop working as it always has? It's not even 1 year old and now I gotta take the ceramic cap off to have a look at the cistern? But I forget that I'm in a den of retards that see any interaction as an opportunity to win an argument or some petty crap.
If you guys think game development is so easy wheres your wildly successful game?
>>566021164I'm too busy hosting lobbies
>>566020792The gallant was sacrificed to make up for every other weapon in the bond being S tier
>hmm today I will play pubbies>two mid level 20s on D10 crack bugswhat the fuck
>>5660207603/4we need (You)
>>5660207604/4
>>566021164Its so easy that I trust others to do it while I dig a big hole
>>566021265Yeah I like the Pissle and the Bullet Storm. I guess I should have expected Arrowhead to give us a big fat steaming surstromming shit when they finally gave us a one-handed AP3 SMG.
>>566012874>post is from 2024GRIM
>>566019979They really hate veterans and hardcore plsyers for some reason since they are only focussing on the avarage casual, thinking this won't affect them in the long run
>>566021827Succeeding in d10 missions 100% of the time feels like a personal attack to them.
>>566021342did they bring flamethrower/scythe/lasercannon or did they get raped?
Is someone able to run something in VM for me and make sure I didnt just download ultra malware. One of the SC discords just posted a public menu
>>566010268>retards not realizing this is baitThis place is reddit 2
>>566020792>The exponential XP increase after level 19 is also so fucking obnoxious.the same amount of exp required per level for 5 levels is not an exponential increase
>>566019675>WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED AND CLUMSYBecause the SOS beacon code is almost identical to the reinforcement code which makes it an extremely easy misinput. Especially if a lag spike or such results in dropped input.
>>566019591They will do a pity video with the devs and the dog again and not answer questions
Remember when those morons replaced the hulk's rocket launcher with bunker turrets and it would either instantly one-shot you or ragdoll you
I think I'm finally ready to uninstall this shitass game and never look at it again. The game is still a broken mess. All my friends already gave up and stopped playing months ago. This monkey's paw balancing nonsense where they slightly buff one thing then add another change that undoes that buff and also indirectly nerfs 10 other things is the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen, and to top it off the community truly have to be the biggest gaggle of larping fuckwad lobotomites I've ever had the displeasure of cringing at.I hope sweden gets nuked.
>be Joel>Use Surges during Cyberstan invasion>Everyone likes it>Never use it again
>>566022943>first shot kills you if light>ragdolls with a sliver of health is medium/heavy>if you didn't ragdoll behind a rock or similar you were dead as it always fired 2-3 shots with pin-point accuracy>it also had pin-point accuracy from 200m out and an aggro range to matchSuperb design.
>>566012874was this posted in late 2024? i seriously cant tell
>>566020792>tie weapon level to skins only>attachments are tied to req slip and samples grind>add utility attachments like NV sights, thermal sights, bipods, or underbarrel grenade launchers>add some more ridiculous ones like double-drum mags, sawn-off barrels, barrel extensions, and such>let players absolutely demolish their gun's stats through attachments if they want toThere, attachment system fixed gimme $20
>>566023232Muh grunt fantasy!
>>566023215to be fair hulks are one of the few great enemy designs, and hulk surges thus were an absolute blastbut who would want to play warstrider surges? bile titan surges? leviathan surges?
>>566023384>who would want to play bile titan surgesMe!Also charger surges pls!
>>566023384Well at least bring back the Hulk surges
>>566015463he deserved the gut punch for being a gullible retard
>>566016526
>>566022943It wouldn't be so bad if they had implemented some line tracing on the explosion to determine if you were behind a rock but they can't even do that years later.
Notice how warbonds now have even less content with the exclusion of boosters (not like they were ever good to begin with)
>>566023723Whatever do you mean? We got all these paint-jobs to choose from!
>>566023384MORE BILE TITANS!!!! YIPPEEE!!!
>>566023825>make a simple pure white skin>that'll be 10 bucks plus tipnuke sweden
>>566023384Flesh mob surge. Give it to me.
>>566023939my racist schizoid theory is that the pure white vehicle skin was yet another appeal to the chinese market
>>566023215So wait, are mindless masses a surge or do swedes want to claim it's a subfaction?
what if likenew bug strain planetliterally all spawns except for chargers and titans are replaced with damage resistant stalkers
>>566024150Chinks like red and yellow. The oxygenator medium was for them
>>566024368you just want to be raped by stalkerswe won't let you
>>566024418Super store is now exclusively for chinks
>>566024418Americans like red and yellow too, combining those two colors makes them feel hungry.
>>566024434You cant get raped if you want it
>>566009464>known issuesThat can't be it. There's gotta be more, right?
>>566024704coomers have gone too far
>No useful updates on patch >shitters scored an L for everyone by making hive guards take longer to kill againYep time to take a break for a while
>>566015849they have also been pretty candid about the realities that drive their development priorities i.e. new stuff is more popular than fixing old stuff, but they still fix old stuff consistently.
>>566024724At least the lumberer is fixed
>>566024724They've removed a bunch of stuff from this list without actually fixing it.
>>566024724The rest is on their zendesk webpage.
oh coolso no patch nor content nor anything of any sort until at least10th of june?
>>566024891Huh?
>>566024724If they don't acknowledge issues then they don't exist. Their solution to amything is just to pretend it isn't happening
>>566024891No anon these aren't the patch notes. These are the "known issues".>>566024938This is a picture of the zendesk webpage.
>>566024946They said it would be a hotfix
sex with sexbugs
>>566024724I swear the ragdoll issue has been there for like two yearsswiggers don't care about fixing anything. their vibe coding dice roll for the day just never ends up on bugfixing
>Oil/dirt/blood and other visual effects sometimes stain armor and/or helmet, making it jet blackThis is singlehandedly the best feature about it... it makes dumb-colored helmets cool as fuck by getting dirty. The universe is literally slapping color customization right into their stupid faces and they simply cannot realize it.
>>566024852make sure you uninstalll the game, thats the only way you stopping will grab their attention
>>566024891 (Me)>>566024985>>566025002Oh nevermind, I'm retarded
>>566010565>>566009464thanks to this game being on consoles as well, the patching schedule sucks ass. yes it takes this long but not for the work done on the fix itself but for patch approval process on ps/xbox
>>566024891bwo...
>>566024704kek
>>566025309>reads "take a break">thinks that means "quit"Typical /hdg/ reading comprehension. Twisting anything to try to make it fit their pre-rendered shitposting
The Lumberer need more ammo and the Breakthrough shield bash attack should either 1 shot every medium enemy in the game or knock them back a good distance away from the mech
>>566021045>don't know anything about me>now I gotta take the ceramic cap off to have a look at the cistern?I know you're retarded or at the least extremely lazy if doing this even qualifies as effort to you. Are you a biological woman? No male should have this view.
>>566025516must be the brown-to-english language barrier
Breakthrough with a chainsaw would be pretty good. Practically a mech that you could indefinitely use that comes with a tool to stun and kill heavies
>>566025002>This is a picture of the zendesk webpage.My apologies. I acted too hastily.
>>566025181yeah but I was hoping the hotfix would also encompass other issues, not just the nothinbruger of a hiveguard which means none of the other issues that are way more aggreviating will be fixed until june
>>566023281Thermal sights on stalker seeds would be kino.
>>566025605>doesn't know shit about toilets>still wants to yap about itUnfortunately for you I know enough about your type.
Abandoned faction
>>566021164This argument is invalid for AH. They purposefully code malicious shit into the game and break things constantly. They also can't load in simple text and images once or twice a week. It's a fucking joke.
>>566026095>Supposed to be their big update>It's more of a squid and bug update
>>566025516>readsLol, lmao, niggers here can't read.>thinksSame thing.
Sorry, wrong image.
>>566025516desu everyone who is sick of the state of the game and Arrowhead's decisions should stop playing for a good while. Arrowhead only really cares about CCU and profits at this point, so a concentrated effort to tank either of those would actually make them take shit seriously.Like everyone's forgetting that the only reason the 60 Day Patch happened is because CCU dropped SIGNIFICANTLY.(I also hate that SteamDB and SteamCharts made it so all values older than 1 month are heavily averaged out so you can't see those old spikes)
See, all the content wouldn't even be awful if the GW was automated. Instead we have to rely on the goodwill of the swedes to see and play most of it
Stingrays and levitations found dead in Miami
>>566026382That's not the squid logo
sorry, gotta run!
>>566026595That poor diverThe shockwave js hitting his chest and making his arms flap behind
>>566026595What a pretty sunrise.
>>566026095it's fucking insane that they're segregated into these lame subfactions instead of mixing everything together. I want to see a cyborg alongside a factory strider supported by an incinerator hulk.
customization update soon :)
Here are some innovative ideas since sweden can't think of anything but goybond trash:>rapid fire railgun >belt fed heavy shotgun >armor color customization ( you know... like we get with weapons except with less gay colors) >orbital gas barrage>high explosive primary like ulti so pistols can be used more>orbital autocannon with flak rounds>eagle gas >shipmaster literally takes a hellbomb and drops jettisons via the shitter hatch from orbit>eagle full salvo ( eagle dumps all remaining munitions in one or several passes at the expensive of an instant, longer rearm)>sickle minigun >targeting guard dog (can lock targets passively for a trammate's spear, pissile, wasp, etc.)>sea fire team deployment >gun selection for FRV The list goes on. Come on AH, *pokes stick*, do a brainstorm
>>566021827Isnt this clear with the mitten treatment the game gets? They just rolled back the only interesting thing they did in a while.>>566026428All studios care about the profit margin.
>>566027034theres no way. this is bait or shooped. I refuse to accept it as true reality.
>>566026901>Cyborg rides on top of a fac strider like a carthaginian elephant warrior
>>566024724>MGX-42 Bullet Storm's muzzle flash may not be aligned with the weaponam i wrong in reading this like "the MGX is not fully blinding anyone using it in FPV as intended"god forbid you make something that is usable and even nice
>>566027242the issue is that the muzzle flash spawns everywhere around in front of the gun instead of at the barrels
>>566026767By the time hes done setting up the birthday party that kid will be 3
>>566027034why the fuck is he acting surprisedattachments being sold in warbonds was the first thought of half the community when customization dropped
>>566023384BT surge would be fun. Everyone bringing nothing but AT and maybe team reloading would even happen.
>>566026428>everyone who is sick of the state of the game and Arrowhead's decisions should stop playing for a good while.start off with this and the go right into>so a concentrated effort to tank either of those would actually make them take shit seriously.this. stop acting like they personally attacked you and take your own advice. see also >>566027113
>>566023384>bile titan surgesThat's nostalgic
>>566025901>Thermal sight where you can toggle it on and off, reduces overall map visibility but increases visibility of entities>NV sight which can be toggled on and off, basically making everything monochrome in exchange for night visibility>Holographic iron sight, giving superb clarity and some weapon diagnostics in exchange for some ergo loss>Double drum mag, literally twice as much capacity for even more ergo and reload speed loss>Box mag, not only giving superior capacity but also more total ammo, but your reload becomes stationary>Bayonets>Bipods that provide recoil and sway benefits when prone>5000 megawatt flashlight>underbarrel GLs of all kinds>underbarrel robutt keychain>underbarrel shotgun>underbarrel flamethrowerWhat could've been...
>>566027302lol
>>566027385>stop acting like they personally attacked you and take your own advice.It's because the swedes have already told us, at least twice now, that's the only time they'll take any issues seriously.
>>566027427Stocks that impact sway, recoil ergo or a sawed off stock for 1 handed but retarded recoil.They already have different stock models for gun variations.
>>566027034if anyone thought making a paradox kike the new CEO of the company would lead to anything less they were delusional. Giving a kike like the MORE ideas for nickel and dimed paid content is insane. How dumb can you fucking be?
lobby....
>>566025943But I DO KNOW about toilets? Like I said are you retarded and/or a woman? You sure argue like one and show their typical lack of work ethic and basic mechanical knowledge.
>>566027924>But I DO KNOW about toilets?kek
>>566026767He's getting him the finest sürstromming cake money can buy
>>566028193Non-Indian confirmed at least.
>>566028193>knows about them>still prefers to shit in the road and wipe with his pants leg/hand
Deciding if I should shoot on the second or third in a row use of enthusiastic mirth.
Will dragonroach get spore zoomiesImagine the pain
>>566028853It would likely crash the game
Can't they make up some out-of-the-ass bullshit on a bot brigade getting enhanced batteries and then we get zoom bots?
>>566029037We already have that when they get buffed by agitators.
>>566028274probably getting him the finest trans surgery money can buy
>>566029275Not quite
>>566029037They should do it to jeet brigade bots
>>566023191All you needed to say was the last sentence. I just hope heads will roll for it sooner or later.
>>566027924>brown>knowing anything about toiletsI don't believe you.Post a picture of a supposed "toilet".
>>566028853Triple speed dragon titties...
>>566029458But overpower it...>trooper goes to jeet>jeets itself into orbit
>>566029662>Falling back to the brown argument.Concession accepted.
>>566029662
>>566029662Here saar! Excellent instructions too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKkryfdtMNQ
Forget gumship patrols. I wanna see a massive swarm of troopers jeeting around like shriekers, firing rockets down at you and swooping down with their swords. It's a simle copy/paste so even AH could do it
>>566028853>goes sanic fast>has 50% more HP than normal dragons>breath attack now ragdolls you for 15 seconds straight
>8 days to revert a few lines of code and nothing elseguess what they say is true it is forbidden to work more than 30 minutes in sweden
>>566030442Umm they told us that this would be a hive guard fix and that's all they really needed to do!Don't you know it takes a week to push patches through on console?Quit being so entitled they told you what was in the patch!!!
>>566030442It's been the same since launch. Are you new, friend?
>>566027034is that a payday 2 reference in 2026?
>>566030716just in time for the newest dlc release
>>566030442
>>566027034>they really hadn't thought of this yetthey've been desperate for ideas of what junk to shove in bonds, great job retards
>>566030442You cried and threw a tantrum over the hive guards. Here's your fix! *spits*unironically deserved btw. Of all things to complain and shit your pants over, this is what the spergout was about.Not bugs, not the state of content releases, availability of SC, warbond bullshit, not that they buff enemies to specifically nerf the bastion but won't buff the health of sentries to compensate. But making hive guards EASIER to kill if you aren't fucking retarded is what you sperg over.
>>566027034>adds GL for any gun>-30 ergo Sweden never gives without taking
>>566027559nothing is stopping you from playing a different game. this is not your job and your life doesn't depend on you playing this game. why would you keep doing something that doesn't please you anymore? move on
>>566030992>implying that I'm playing this game like a job and that I don't play anything elseStop projecting you fucking faggot
I like the NEATI'm its only fan
>>566031238It would be fun to use if not for the awful cooldown
>>566031238its okay fren, have fun with NEAT.I will use my RR to kill heavies so you can have fun :)
>>566030992>want to play coop game with explosions and hordes and guns>everything else on the market is gay The game is still fun, the devs are just pissing on it's corpse. In order to enjoy the fun, we have to pay the disappointment tax
>>566031420B-b-b-but I'll be able to kill 2 patrols at a time that you could probably otherwise redeem with your primary or another strat
The Swedes fear freedom
>>566031480>Killzone warbond>Anti-democraticSounds like you need to be re-educated.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LVWS3aCaGQ
>>566031401To me its juuust long enough for me to call it down after shooting things for a while>>566031420Thats what my friggen epic eagles are for
>>566031480>Urban Legends>Servants of FreedomBoth are botbonds, squids are the last thing you want to fight against with those two.
>>566031696Kill zone is gay
GG wurmdivers
>>566031134>immediately triggeredstay mad
Turok crossover when ?
>>566031642>1080p>balanced upscaling>TAA enabled>cheatniggerkill yourself
>>566031870What are you talking about? Servants of Freedom is great against squids.>urban legendsThe k-9 sure is better against some bot types but is also good solo agains squids.
>>566032175>urban legends>K-9Oh, you're retarded, carry on
>>566032140Cerebral bore into I titan or charger head would be the kinoest kino
Currently, what's anon favorite guard dog?
Kinda forgot I had the Super Earth LoFi beat on and blanked out its le funny ads
>>566032140Only if we get pic related
>>566032175The k9 is only good against the helldiver faction
>>566032472>fire>gas>gunlaser and zap are tied
>>566032491I would also accept the firestorm minigun
>>566032112GG
>>566032491Yeah the upload cut off all the cool shit
>>566032140I completely missed the Turok trainWonder if it holds upLike me a boomer shooter
>>566032653which warbond is this
>>566032907Wurmdivers: enter the lobby
>>566032907exosuit commandos, part of the new line of "warbond-mashup" set of warbonds, coming soon!
Eggs O'Soup when
>>566032486link
>>566032280Urban legends i put in squids for the anti-tank enplacement(i use it to take down squid patrol ships) and there is also the flame sentry and the directional shield and the armed resupply pods and the armords give increased ammo for you to use on popping squid shields.
>>566032906Turok 2 for 64 was the best. I also enjoyed the GameCube one
>>566032113>haha triggeredYou're the one who got triggered by "everyone disappointed with the game should stop playing because the devs get motivated by player counts collapsing"
>>566033154https://youtu.be/G810TVzGesksounds nice but they purposefully added Super Earth ads to it but I kinda came around to it eventually
>>566031973I wouldn't say gay but i don't want random sony pony/xgaybox promotional warbonds in my Helldivers 2.
>>566030904Yeah let's just ignore how it made the MG and gatling sentry completly worthless on bugs.But not the flame sentry that's hidden behind a 10 dollar paywall. What a coincidence...
Lower the difficulty
>>566033192Hmm they're on the switchTempting
>>566033368Sorry but AH made C's in school and can only produce goyslop/ break what the A students created
>>566033220the post literally said the following>everyone who is sick of the state of the game and Arrowhead's decisions should stop playing for a good while.i followed up with telling the anon (possibly you) to take their own advice to stop playing the game and move onalso i'm not laughing at how mad you immediately got when confronted with my reply
>Pimp My Ride: Super Earth Edition
>>566032472>use the gas vs spore bugs>use the hotdog vs veteless swarm squids>use the guard dog vs robo squids>use k-9 vs cyborgs>use lazer dog vs predator strain
>>566033737>>566033220Will you two faggots just kiss and fuck off already... fucking jeets arguing over english
>>566032653>Modders can do this on a whim>Arrowhead can't in two years
>>566033846This just makes me wish HD2 had the MGSV-style customization with vehicles and weapons man.>tfw still no loadout/preset option even after 2 years
>>566033846>>566033969
>>566033969>This just makes me wish HD2 had the MGSV-style customization with vehicles and weapons man.coming soon in a 2000 SC warbond (SC can be farmed for free so you can't complain chuddie)trust the plan.
Write a letter to the devs one word at a time:>Dear
>>566033931Theres layers and layers of special boys who need to justify their office jobs and they ALL need to approve 1 funny changeWe're all doomed really
>>566034116>niggers
>>566034116fuckasshead
Faggots
>>566034035>>566033846>Making the grenadier emplacement actually useful
>>566034116narrowhead
>>566034220to be fair the grenade emplacement isn't meant for direct fire. It's really a kind of artillery.
>>566034201>kill
>>566034220Post a webm of these things in action.
Why do people like the xmg so much? It's just a more annoying to use stalwart.
>>566033185>AT emplacement to take down squid patrol shipsI assume you mean leviathans, but it's still better against bots>flame sentryIt was shit against pretty much everything and now it's bugged>directional shieldbetter against bots>armed resupply pods>increased ammogood against anything
>>566034346>The
>>566034410It's cool, satisfying to shoot, always readily available and archives roughly the same result.
>>566034410low cost of dying, can be shared, no worries about throwing it away. better ammo economy
Bots are the easiest faction. Bugs are the hardest faction. Squids are in the middle. There is no debate as this is pure fact.
>>566034537>Game
>>566032472i love laser dog. i will probably love hotdog or shockdog even more once i get my hands on them, but im really waiting for plasmadog
>>566034410Because the faggots that pick it simply love to "share the load"
>>566034614Squids make me the hardest though
>>566034637>and
>>566034116>pesky
>>566034641Don't bother with shock dog. Your teammates will start redeeming you because it will redeem them so much
>>566033910>arguing over englishmind your own business you illiterate retard
>>566034045>coming soon in a 2000 SC warbondEven that's a better alternate to what's happening now. We're just going to see the same uninspired and outsourced slop of a warbond until EoS instead.At this point I wouldn't even be surprised if MGSV had a smaller budget and shorter dev time than HD2. My expectation is so low there is only up but the Swedes somehow manage to disappoint even further.
>>566034919>thirdworlders
>9pm in bharatPost quality will be depreciated for a few more hours.
>>566034376Kinda looks like youre shoving your head into some kind of AR headgear setup
>>566034035How do you add all the extra miniguns? I've only been able to figure out replacing the missile pod.
>>566035031Get back to your cubicle and redeem your scam calls before your overlord executes your family
we need a laser emplacement that's so powerful it's anti-tank but if you let it overheat it fucking explodes and kills you instantly
>>566035273The mech actually has 5 mounting points in totalalthough the 3 extra miniguns are totally non functional Left Arm node: 1137513325Right Arm node: 3282525496Top Hinge (middle, back): 2091314918Stratagem Launcher (right corner of the roof above the arm, as we've seen earlier): 759551208Antenna (left corner of the roof, mirror of the strat launcher): 222477871
>>566035318Instead you'll just get a med pen laser that overheats after killing 3 chaff. Oh, did you want more? Lower the difficulty, skill issue, blah blah blah
>>566035128>the
>>566035421>spoilerAAAAIIIEEEEEE
>>566035521If it makes you feel better, you can put the hellpod turrets on those mounting points and they totally work, can even use the pelican turret
Support shotgun when Breakthrough gun but for my helldiver when
>>566034410because if i need one i can have it in four seconds and if i dont need one i can pick my spear back up and carry on my merry way
>>566035318Wish granted. It will barely have enough heat capacity to kill a single tank with perfect tracking as the durable damage will be pitifully low. Miss even a little bit and you will need to cooldown to kill the tank. The cooldown will also be extremely slow.
>>566035604>finally get a support shotgun>it's light pen
>>566035001>Your teammatesfuckem.
>D10 sunlight-kissed zygger meth bugsconsolecucks welcome to join:#3449-8634steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244154575993/76561198005075969
>>566035601I did see a clip using those as weapons on the mounts, yeah.
>>566035487>guccislippers
>>566035832no zigger ever called me indian
>>566035318best i can do pal
>>566035221>And it works just like that with some clipping issuesMan this really just makes me hate arrowhead even more. Lazy fucking retards.
Squid front status?
look all im saying is energymech / sword mech
>>566036056funpilled on the horde planet
>>566036052Honestly, it's not even laziness. It's intentionally dripfeeding content at a snail's pace.
>>566036141That's too scifi. This is a realistic milsim grunt fantasy.
>>566036141we need a chainsword mech
>>566035832full
>>566036056luv me desert warfare
>>566036141>med pen>absolutely pitiful swing range>increased enemy durable damage even more so the sword arm blows off the moment you make any contactEnjoy! -AH
I quite like the HMG emplacement
>>566027034>you gonna tell me people are gonna pay full price for 1/4rd of a weapon
>>566036141GRUNTFANTASY
>>566036465MediaLiteracy
>>566036406>have segment-system>mech arm gets damaged? It falls off>This piece of crap gets damaged on the extended shield?>It fucking dies>YOU die too for whatever reasonExcellent. Most excellent.
>there are people in this thread who unironically want the game to be easier>these people also don't join /hdg/ lobbieswhat is the fucking point of being here? reddit is calling your usernames.
>Over a year since weapon attachments came out>Still no dual drum mag for the liberator
>>566036141System Shock collab will give us the laser rapier
>>566034410sunken cost fallacy
>>566036698>the "i love stalwart but i would never ever ever ever pick it as a stratagem" special>one spare magazine>negative ergonomicsship it
>>566036651I understand the concept of anonymity can be difficult to grasp, but do try and apply yourself.
>>566036651these threads are more fun to read than the cancer lobbies it spawns
>>566036698All I'm saying isBox mag for almost every gun that increases both magazine capacity and total ammo capacity, BUT your reloads become stationary.
>do 3 bug mission PO>dont really wanna try or do anything >go to D6 and relaxIs nice
>>566033564I agree that it's dumb that they still target hive guards, but like many issues this only remains one if you are actively just sitting there watching the sentry instead of playing the game. In other words, this change also forces you to actually play the game instead of throwing down a sentry and proceeding to masturbate for its entire uptime
now if only it was vertical
Are you telling me the only fucking fix in this hotfix that took eight days to come out only reverts the Hive Guard change? Literally nothing for the blatantly broken Lumberer and Flame Sentry flamethrowers?
>>566036980what would be the point of the stationary reload MG stratagems then?
>>566036698>>566036906liberator carbine exists though, so why not use that?
John Helldiver is invited to the cookout for dabbling in the chocolate pudding
>>566037135It's funny. Hilarious even. They're accused of being incompetents and not taking the game's future seriously and Pilestedt comes out to deny it and then this garbage happens? Not beating the allegations swiggers.
>>566009464>>566024724I mean, we might be able to draw attention to their absolute incompetence if we reach a ton of sigs. I want them flipping burgers instead of pretending to make video games.https://c.org/cmrmZSsL4L
>>566036698We know it exists too because it's what the armed supply pod sentry uses. They just won't give it to the players. We know they have one for the Dominator too that has gone unused.
>>566037139It still has better DPS than any AP3 AR
>>566027034Stop giving Scams ideas fuckers
>>566037337DUALDRUMSwe already have a fucking model for them on the resupply turret that's why i want it
>>566037337does the drum mag for liberator carbine somehow have more ammo than the regular drum mag, retard?
>>566036287>>566036465every game is a power fantasy if you git gud enough. just give me the thing. make it shit if you like, i can make it work>>566036386>medium peni can work with this>>566036309we cant, the loss of sexual fluids would surely kill me >>566037131can you do any of the bastion's weapons?
>>566037794ah my bad, carry on
>>566037135Moving the damage cone for the sentry and lumberer flamethrower to give them longer range was easy. Unfortunately the technology to extend an existing damage cone has been lost. It will take time, but I'm sure they'll be able to rediscover the secrets of this lost art.
>>566034340>to be fair the grenade emplacement isn't meant for direct fire. It's really a kind of artillery.The mortar sentry works with this as well
>>566037850>i can work with thisall the enemies it would be useful for gets upgraded armors, teehee
>>566034184Alexus releases weapons undertuned with the intent to buff them slightly down the line to look busy
>>566037135its actually worseit takes at least 7 days to validate a large buildthat means the big update was versioned before 21th April, while the hotfix was versioned on the 29th (i dont buy that desu would mean they shipped it within a single day of backlash, that one got fasttracked).They had a full week to troubleshoot their finialised build before it went live, yet did nothing
>>566037787Unironically that's the only fucking way we'll get an update to attachments, is if they can get away with monetizing it.
I wish the swiggers would just come out and say it's the consoles fault.
>>566032472All dogs are good, but K-9 is best with the Arc armour; she's a bit nippy
>>566038205I'll give them a bit of leeway for once. I'm betting that a dev was prototyping a hive guard variant for a subfaction, and accidentally pushed those changes. Then he realized the mistake and fast-tracked the revert, which is why shipped it so fast.
>>566037787Why do you care? You should have like 100k SC in your account
>>566038679>I'll give them a bit of leeway for once.exept they had a 5 minute segment in their changelog video on why they changed the hiveguardon the other hand it could have been an oversight and they choose to izzat farm it
>some chinkoid dies>"???????????????????????????????"Why do they do this?
>>566038679Stop gargling their cum, holy fuck, it was an intended change
>>566038846I like to imagine they're letting out the longest, loudest groan possible when they do that, sounding like some insectoid monk on the cusp of cumming into a leandiver's armpit
>>566038846Lesser races exist in a constant state of confusion. They cannot relate the things that happen to them with the world they see around them.
>>566038846They're cursing you in their bug language, you just can't understand it.
uhbugbros?
$60 burger bucks? fucking EXCUSE me?
>>566009373>mfw those symbols are real and Hd2 goes full sloppa after sony's financials wrap up>mfw we end up with stratagem cosmetics>scuba splash gas orbital>Sand bucket with shovels supply pack>picnic sandwich and tourist camera grenades cosmetics
>>566039292FUCK ITS SOLD OUT FUCK
>>566039292manchild consoomerist toy collections are always like this
>>566038969WHAT ARE
>>566039048What, can't imagine them going>"SVEN, THE HIVEGUARD CHANGE! THAT WASN'T MEANT TO GO OUT">"Fuck, okay, just write up some bullshit, the sheep will eat it up."
>>566039292Im gonna replace the head with a gacha whores and hotglue that shit
>>566037723>>566037135>>566036698See>>566033647
how much do helldivers get paid
>>566039752Its in da gaem
>>566039752In req slips, medals, and like 3 citizen points on joining.
>>566038969THOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>566039752Not enough to cover the damages they have to pay every time they cause collateral damage.
>>566039556>fuck bjorn we were supposed to be done with the lumberer this week and we've done fuck all>sorry man can't figure out of to do the flamethrower>just copy and paste the flame sentry into its arm>i dunno range seems too short>just move the cone forward dumbass
>>566039752They don't. If amy diver lives long enough to get close to retirement from service then the truth enforcers just execute them in order to save money from pensions
>>566037850>can you do any of the bastion's weapons?After some testing, I either have the wrong values or something is special about the Bastion's guns that make shit crash, idk swedish code slop perhaps
how do i speedrun through this shit? eradication SOS spam?
>>566040235play some bots, hang back and snipe headsif pubbies are complaining you're useless just say nigger
>>566040235Just equip it and use an MG or something instead dummy
>>566040235Zodiac
>>566040235Just take a generalist support weapon and lean on that instead.
>>566040220>if you get too injured, you're forcefully retired>if you survive long enough, you're forcefully retired>if you retire, you get arrested and executed for treason (knowing confidential information) >also any earnings you get are immediately spent on damages to civilian property and Super Destroyer maintenance
>>566040235Simply use a support weapon and a good secondary. Right now we're fighting bugs so get the flamethrower. You can always pop the constitution out to mele a single small bug instead of wasting ammo. I personally leveled my constitution against the voteless since you can kill them in one mele hit on the bayonet with the mele armors.
>>566038787Ethics and morals so their shitty mentality doesn't spreadThat said, yes, hackerman gifted me a sum of SC. Many don't realize the power we won when the PSN debacle got snubbed
>>566040235For shitty weapons I find it most fun to just scavenge my teammates weapons after they die and use theirsBut the constitution isn't even that bad come on
>>566040564I don't give a shit about Iraq man i was talking about Helldivers here
>>566040220How many divers are making it to retirement that they need to kill off divers to save on pensions?
>>566040564You signed up for it, diver
>>566040235hipfire
>>566040235Hacks.
>>566040235just pick a support that you use as a pseudo primary, like the laser cannon or new bullet storm.
>>566040737The SE (((government))) will pinch every penny, anon
>>566040235You don't need to do any of that shit that everyone is telling you. Just wait for a teammate to die and pick up their primary, you'll still get Constitution experience at the end of the match.
>>566040737Almost none I'm sure, but imagine how dangerous that kind of guy would be if he ever went rogue.
>>566032140Evolution had the best guns.
>>566040880>will pinch every pennyThen why do they give us access to tanks and mechs
>>566040984They're made from the best low-grade recycled tin foil and styrofoam, anon. Only the best for Super Earth's finest.
>>566039752>4.1 Unless otherwise stated, the Enlisted shall be solely and exclusively responsible for any and all damages, harm, liability, loss, costs, expenses, craters, atrocities, and crimes (civil, uncivil, war) caused, created, or generated during the course of the rendition of services. The Enlisted hereby indemnifies (i) The Enlister, and (ii) the Authorized Command Structure, including but not limited to any employees, representatives, heirs, and successors against any costs, challenges, losses, damages, or expenses (without limitation) arising from or relating in any way to the rendition of services by the Enlisted.They aren't getting paid SHIT
>>566040235insta complete, max reward, 0 extraction time
>>566041985seems that the only time this is enforced is when we kill civviesSuper Earth are the good guys yet again
>>566040235Wait for someone to die and pick up their weapon
>>566042290>he doesn't knowThis is why you have to scrounge for Super Credits, anon. The ones that they're paying you are being subtracted to cover the costs of your rampages.
>>566042539>ScroungeBuddy I've got over 100k super credits, maybe up the difficulty and Super Earth will pay you well
>>566042718Bro Americans only have good aim against toddlersYou aint hitting shit on Trump bro
>>566042718I would have hosted, but i prefer a kirk 2.0 thread.This time write OPS code on the bullet so Arrowhead will give us a free OPS stratagem.
>>566040235Constitution is pretty good althoughbeitdesuwa =w=Maybe not for bugs but its one of my favorite guns in the game.
Uh..
>>566040619The game is on squeeze mode. They won't develop shit for free anymore, not even actual bug fixes. By now they probably pulled all their actual devs to tackle a new engine to develop any new games
>once again the game refuses to launch despite working fine yesterdayThis spaghetti is getting stale.
>>566042718hate to tell you but you just earned a long vacation. speaking from experience here
>>566042718Just do it man, I'm tried of that fucking retard
>>566042959damn, robutts are hacking us again?
>>566042718wew ladHope the meme was worth it
>>566042718your assigned FBI agent aint gonna like this
>>566035832uh, oops.
>>566017547AH simply cannot abide by a pure minor buff, they ensure buffs are zeroed out/net-nerfed. It's an autistic fixation on the whole sandbox being equally mediocre.
>>566042718say hi to agent bob for me
>>566042718Reminder, "I said in Minecraft" doesn't hold up in court
>>566043221>FBIit's the secret service, they've got nothing better to do than chase down retards who say the one thing you're not allowed to say in america
>>566042718Retard. Tell the Secret Service agents that show up at your front door I said hi.
I missed it, how do I view what got deleted
Agent here, what did he say?
>>566044003type 67 into google to find the 4chan extension
>>566035832ggs kino lobby>>566043293sorry fren, assuming you just crashed instead of leaving cowardly
>>566035318How about a Quad LC'd mech arm that when it gets in the upper 50% heat range goes Anti-Tank. We'll pair it with a left Quad QC arm that charges one shot at a time, and can fire 4 shots before the entire mech has to go into forced CD to zero. Can fire slightly faster if you manage to keep your heat under control and don't punch it into the forced CD state. Comes with an external heat sink, which if destroyed caps max heat capacity for the mech at 50%. And we're Super Earth, so it'll probably be two external heat sinks, and if both are destroyed, the thing goes up a la hellbomb. That's the base design anyway. Once Friend Democraputer gets done tweaking the design for budget constraints, we'll probably end up with two Dickle style LC's, two QC's, same mechanics previously mentioned, a single exposed destroyable heatsink, and the power source will be trimmed down, (but not safed), and exposed to enemy fire on the back of the unit, and it goes up with the force of a Solo Silo shot when destabilized (about five seconds max after the mech is mission killed/starts randomly rolling a la reverse Democracy Protects after the heat sink is put out of commission. Of course, you will get one less charge on call-ins, or doubled cooldown. >Cracks Five Hour LiberTea>Injects stim. Looks at plans. That's the stuff. Ship it.
>he's newabsolute state of this general
AhI missed a funny meme by being at work yet again
We lost a schizo helldiver today...
>>566044160No
>>566044228Just a dude saying he would kill trump if nobody made a lobby
>>566044183that last mission crashed 2/4, really makes you think
>>566042960>By now they probably pulled all their actual devs to tackle a new engine to develop any new gamesYeah, when Piles said "oh haha we haven't even started that yet haha all 200 employees are still working on Helldivers 2" I knew he was lying like crazy. >all updates have slowed to a crawl>don't even get weekly fixes anymore>warbonds don't even follow the schedule at all anymore>the "slow and rigorous" update cycle is just as buggy and underbaked as Y1's "rapid-fire and untested" update cycle >damn near everything is outsourced across like 4 different companies>"rogue employees"It straight-up screams "the game is being maintained by a skeleton crew" at this point.
>>566044309Lame
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244162652771Round robin lobby, one mission each of each faction. The plan is:Spore Bugs on a Hive world.Bots in an Oasis.And Squid mechs in the Meadows.
>>566044376I only have a few abdoslop mods installed but none of you we wearing that armor anyway.wired internet..just the way swigger code works I guess?
>>566044003It was just Anon saying he'd kill orange man if he didn't get any lobbiesPiece of shit website gets gayer every day
>>566044505Woops had it on private just set to public.
>>566044575>Piece of shit website gets gayer every dayAs much as I'm inclined to agree with you, this particular case is well outside jannies' hands.
>>566042718>Implying you could naruto run past the security
>>566044641>dumbdivers
Sony storms into Arrowhead's office and removes all the current devs, but they replace them with their own.Would you take this deal?
>hiveguard nerf back to AP3 again>next patch: new hiveguard variant, reinforced hiveguard>maxigun and gatling/mg sentry get fucked again>review bomb>AH buff Maxigun and Gatling sentry to heavy penGod please let this happen
>>566044891I'd fucking take a deal if they did not replace them, even. Just execute them all.
>>566044891no because no sane game developer would even know the outdated and forgotten game engine that helldivers uses even exists.good 2-4 years until they can actually understand all the inner working and only then start working
>>566045081they'd probably port the game to unreal slop 5 honestly and it would STILL run like shit
>>566044991>maxigun and gatling/mg sentry get fucked againWhy are people even mad that an objectively mid weapon isn't the best thing to take?
>fps drops to 2 suddenly>PC fan is doing weird noises>suddenly hear a loud cracking sound>pull plug and inspect my PC>nothing out of the ordinary, nothing burned or broken>boot up Deadlock again after making sure everything is alright>gained about 20fps without any hiccups?????
>>566044891excluding helldivers 2, sony has experienced nothing but catastrophic failure when it comes to live service slop. there's no reason to believe they'd be any better at developing the game, especially when they have zero experience working on the game's discontinued engine
>>566045230at least we would have fucking dlss
>>566045286the ram sucking demon got caught up in the fan and exorcised
>>566045286probably a loose cable connector
>>566045346lolyou can just use the ingame upscaling and raise the sharpness so it would look like the same garbage DLSS is
Is there a cure?
>>566045081>everything ingame is confirmed to be modular and works perfectly fine outside of wonky modelsNah, that's definitely a cope that Arrowhead made for the precise reason of preventing them from being replaced.Plus Stingray (BitSquid) is Lua, so they could just hire a thousand roblox kiddies for minimum wage and you'd be getting updates every two weeks.
AH partners with an AI company to use your unused processing power during game play to run their AI programs in exchange for stressing your PC and consuming more power, they give you five SC per day. Are you okay with this?
>>566045585fuck off. dlss is garbage but nowhere near the same level of garbage as the swede upscale.
>level 1 player on diff 10I thought you had to unlock difficulties?
>>566045585dlss is oil painting tierbut swede upscaler is an oil painting that's still wet tier
>>566045951Friends can take you. I don't all the time.
>>566010801Holy fucking melty image. Getting banned by the jannies mindbroke you that hard, huh?
>FIGHT SQUIDSfuck you joel
>>566045904This. Swede upscaling garbage is actually FSR 1 (not even the fucking open source FSR 3). Which is why everything looks like a vaseline mess and sharping doesn't help as you literally lose details and just apply a slop filter to make the game look more ""detailed"".>>566045978That hasn't been the case since at least DLSS 4 (preset K) and consequently they unfucked most of issues with presets M and L. You can't even play modern games in 4K without using an upscaler today..
>>566046038Welp, this brand new level 1 player was whining and complaining nonstop on open mic while going through all our reinforcements.I should have kicked him and his buddy in hindsight, but I didn't want to be mean to a literal new player.
>>566045884>unused processing power during game play
>get into mech>DSS strafing run right between my eyes with no enemies aroundThanks poojani
>>566008403Exo experts, siege, breakers, entrance division, reactive regimen, python, commandos, dust, devils, control group, force of law, borderline justice, servant of freedom, urban legends, freedoms, flame, democratic, detonation and cutting edgeHonestly my stacks looking good so far, should steeled veterans be next? I have been bugchasing for a few hours and am close to being able to afford a new war bond but think I should keep the 500 unclaimed super shekels unclaimed so when the next one is announced in June I will have super shekels on standby Main reason I got freedoms flame is because the armor passive makes DE sickle viable and supposedly the crisper is good.
>>566045585dlss is unironically better than TAA btw
>>566046409>supposedly the crisper is good.Crisper and Torcher both have the exact same damage as the normal support weapon flamethrower but have less fuel. It's the closest you'll get to having a support weapon in your primary/secondary slot.
>>566045660>i dont have HIV but i really wish it had a cure that i could inject myself with
>>566046887>bugchaser's mind instantly goes to STD'slollmao, even
>>566046936reading comprehension is at an all time low
>>566047023Forgot to mention im also mtf with a 11 inch cockIm also from atlanta and love family guyI also play borderlands 4
>>566026095They have the most content out of any other faction
>>566047023>deflectinglollmao, even
>>566016035How else can they afford to write 'oh no, the bugs are attacking some planet again, go defend it' every other week? Sometimes WEEKLY
>>566046936KEK
>>566047114>>566010801>Mentioning Rape>Mentioning trans>Mentioning STD'sVery curious choice of words. You're never beating the traumatized childhood allegations.
>>566046936mind broken
>>566032472k-9 puts the fear on pubbies and hdg fags alike
>>566009464I don't even play the game any more, I just check back in here from time to time to see what the latest swedish shenanigans are. Glad to see they're still the laziest and most incompetent dev team on the planet, it's honestly really funny
>wasp launcher>anti tank is it fuck
>>566046254I usually have fun with it and tell the other players to form up and protect the "president" and it turns into a great role play mission
>>566047114>>566047330You embarrassed yourself because you're an ESL that thought I was a bug player and wasn't making the comparison of the bug players/faction being an HIV infection that he's managed to avoid getting in this scenario, and that's alright. Take it on the chin.
>>566047527>>566047673>Doubling down on the deflection>Backpedalinglolkekaroo, even
>>566047592Yeah but it can hit shit before the tank and be wasted
>>566045281the players cannot adapt to any situation that involves moving slightly to the right or left
>>566047673Forgot to say im also into scat and puppy play btw
d10 oasis steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244166207515/76561198066017633
>>5660481142&^4
>>5660481143
>>566044891Sony! Give me my revenge! And my soul shall be yours!
>>5660481143/4
airburst GL guard dog when
>>566048570easy now partner
>>566048570Annnnd added!The airburst dog will n AAAGBLHJGBHHLBAGHAHHGH
>>566048619mmmmmmm....horse cocks......yum.....
>>5660481144&4
>>566044505Back to 3/4
>Need 3 boog extracts>Join bricks missions>Park tank right at the gate and hop into the gunner seatEyup.. This is gaming.
>>566048619>ARRRRG>LEVEL A VOLLEY AT EM TYRESEQUIREL
The balance of the game is fine. Youre all just a bunch of whiny faggots.
>>566044505>>566048959full
