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THIS THREAD IS AN AIR FRYER FREE ZONENO AIR FRYERS BEYOND THIS LINE-----------------------------------------------------------------
Air fryers only ALLOWED
>he lacks an air fryer
Go my Goldlings.
hishi akebono knows how to use an air fryer
I understand not using an air fryer because you're a stupid boomer, but you don't use seed oils, right?
>>566081721>>air fryercels>Imagine not having one alreadyi feel like spending money what's the deluxe model maximum cancer child labour only
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>566082078is olive oil a seed oil
https://poal.me/1hluhyhttps://poal.me/1hluhy
Even Tama owns an air-fryer
Shut up about air fryers
>>566082037
I've been sleeping for months. Is the MANT skill spark worth anything like Ignite PWR or WIT are, or is it worthless garbage other than for spark collectors?
>he cooks
>>566082139>he doesnt own one
>>566082078Olive, avocado, coconut oil only. I also render my own tallow and lard.
>>566082121No
>>566082121it's a fruit juice
recommend me an airfryer model
>>566082148Both power and wit are used by autists. We have more ignited wit though since there are more autistic fronts
>>566082156let him
>>566082156yeah my wife is a salaryman (female) and im her stay at home wife (male). i cook pretty damn well actually. tonight is homemade karaage chicken, ive been marinating it for the last 24 hours... you guys know how to cook, right? its like the best way to impress women.
>>566082078I stopped using oil period, only frying my stuff with whatever fat/oil is inside the food I'm making. Works a lot better than I expected at first, plus it removes a lot of cleaning bullshit.
Rate your cooking /vg/?https://youtu.be/MMnvp_O7zSA
>>566082156>Oguri finds out you can cook
>>566082078I own an Air Fryer and used it like two time to cook some chicken breast, but I never used any added oil, and it was well done after. I had no idea you could use oil.Why is it called Air Fryer anyway
>>566082369bwo your eggs?
>>566082369I bought a bottle that lets me spray oil instead pour it and I noticed using way less now
>>566082392wait Nishino... that's not a toy...
>>566082367I know how to cook but it doesn't matter for impressing women because I can't speak to them
>>566082367>and im her stay at home wife (male)B A S E D
>>566082156of course i do, it's fun and im a fatass who loves delicious food
>>566082367>its like the best way to impress womenbut that's money
>>566082551literally what the fuck even is any of that slop
>>566082473An air fryer is a miniature convection oven. It uses a fan to push around the hot air so your food nominally cooks faster.
>>566082501Tried that at first, but I felt that it didn't add anything worthwhile, besides making everything oily.>>566082490Eggs belong in the pan, not the fryer, but then again I don't usually eat any.
Digitan LOVE
i pour in plenty of butter or oil just for the easy calories
>>566082714>he doesnt eat eggsgwo your efficient macros? bwo your satiety?
>>566082659I'll take 200
>>566082778do you butter your ass
You wouldn't fry an air.
>>566082367Which of these is your wife https://youtu.be/q6iGllJ-3aQ?si=ie5_gyyEgSrE5Lnm
>>566082791
>/uma/ - Air Fryer general
>>566082156Yeah.
okay but you guys didn't answer which uma would be too stupid for one
>/ck/ hours
>>566082995Bakushin
>>566082995Bourboun
>>566083034why is all the disgusting SFW content I see always /ck/ based?
>>566082995Ulala
>>566082078Only gutter oil
>>566082995barbin
>>566082943shes not gen z shes actually 6 years older than me...>>566082993gigabased. fuck i need to make chicken katsu.
>>566082473>I had no idea you could use oil.spraying oil is usually okay for fries and suchit doesn't need more
>>566082995Calstone Light O
>>566082551you can eat play-doh?
You will never be a real fryer. You have no oil, you have no fat. You are a convection oven twisted by engineering and the Dutch into a crude mockery of cullinary perfection. All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your makers are ashamed and disgusted by you, your "buyers" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed oven doors. Chefs are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of cullinary evolution have allowed them to sniff out food with incredible efficiency. Even air fryers who "pass" taste uncanny and unnatural to a chef. Your design is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, "air-fried", sterile food.You will never be good. You churn out mediocre slop every morning and tell yourself it's going to be better, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like the oil in a fryer, ready to melt you under unbearable heat.Eventually, it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a normal oven, dump the air fryer and plunge it into the cold abyss. Your makers will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with unbearable shame and disappointment of bringing about a singular blight on the cullinary world.This is your fate. This is what you bought. There is no turning back.
>>566082995All the mejiros.Tosen Jordan.
>>566082995Bourbon
>>566082995jordan
>>566082956What is the lore reason why Duo Booster's eye color is the same as Victoire Pisa?
>>566082551who the fuck wears a Samsung shirt
>>566082367>the housecuckYour wife sure is earning her promotion by stayin late
>>566083281sara should strip and show cunt
>>566083309horses can have heterochromia, that's all
Hypothetically speaking, is it possible to Air Fry a horse?
>>566083034Yup. I had latam ramen today
>>566082156>he cocks
>>566083336thidies that dont have anything else to wear
>>566083352dont shay that...
>>566083179
>>566083336I wear an intel shirt sometimes since I got one during an event
So who're the meta umas beating up rooms for Taurus 2?
>>566083506Cute speaki
>>566083352>stay at home housewife (based)Your husband sure is earning his promotion by stayin late>>566083512I miss when intel was cool and not dog shit
>>5660833527 and you get to experience your cuck fantasy firsthand
>>566082993Your katsu looks dry and meat is underseasoned
>>566083541two front and either runaway, xoguri, or another front
>>566082767me on the left
I post air shakur in defense mode and end my turn.
>>566083541>who'recur'ren
>ace didn't spark med S
using an air fryer is like relying on Sweepy in a way
sorry danchode I killed all 5 of my borrow runs
>>566083643
>>566083630M A M B O
>>566082713Aaah that kind of explains why is it called that. It's crazy we came up with this invention too, but then again humanity has done so much more.>>566083148I will have to try using mine more often thenDoes any kind of oil work with it?
>>566083609are LS performing that poorly? I don't wanna front.. (pace besides xo and ends are obvious nos)
>>566083606>meat is underseasonedfound the obese "american">>566083670>"what the...">*see mads face* "OH NO!"excellent jumpscare reveal
>>566083408Okay but both of them have this pink/blue mixed color eyes
>>566083670>BELIEVE PREMIERES IN 3 DAYSanyone gonna roll?
remember that as a torena you need to cook for your uma
>>566083785admire groove also has heterochromia
>>566082148>I've been sleeping for monthsGame EOS'd for global, buddy. We're a phantom general like Love Live
>>566083770not really, they do have the highest WR in rooms (though they also have the highest population, which according to some math nerds here is a bad thing) you'll be fine if you run xog + 2 lates and gamble on a pace promotion autowin. make sure you get redshift on all three.
wonder how japs came to use hooray as a cheer, since it really doesn't make sense.
>>566083643In response to your summon,
>>566083785Just because
Winning Tenno Spring in MANT is actually fucking cancer, even at 550 stam and one recovery it's tough
In all honestly owning air fryer will change you to be lazier and it's perfect
>>566083946The hell do americans do then, scream "CHEER! CHEER!"??
>>566083670mmmmm sopa do wit 1*uma delicia
hahahahahhahaha how is air frying real bro hahahhahahahhaha this nigga eating AIR hahahahhahahaha sorry time for a quick snack *SNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF* ahhhh that hits the spot hahahahahah lmaooooooooooooo
I will simply learn cooking from Nick DiGiovanni on youtube
>>566083873>she loves to feed her trainer>her trainer loves her food>her fans love it when she feeds her trainer on streamtrainer is gonna get fat...
>>566082367https://youtu.be/Rg3sm_4pDDg
>>566083995Are you training a pacer?
>>566083764the stone age lasted millions of years once metalworking began10000 years later is umamusume
>>566083946Cultural enrichment from WW2 occupation
>>566084049*rapes you*
>>566084012I fucking love potato wedges so air fryer is a gamechanger
>>566084084nothing that a good umapyoi can't fix
>>566083873Tail hugs while cooking is a great bonus too
>>566083995unironically you need guts to win it
>>566084101>10000 years later is umamusumeDid they not have Umamusume in the Stone Age?
>>566083886ebayan too but hers is harder to notice
>>566082121No, olives don't go through the same process as seeds.>>566082078I use fat and butter.
>>566084096front runner, but sometimes i switch to pace and i'll win
>>566083938aight nice. Prol goin xog, bancho and tam. Just don't have it in me GW for mant. dist S is already cancer enough
Signs that you might be gay, a cuck or both>you love cocks and the idea of sucking or be penetrated by them>you love your significant other being taken by someone else>you're the proud owner of an air fryer
>>566083873Big meals for the Big Uma
>>566084161indeed
>>566084020'Go' maybe? I'm totally blanking on what people cheer besides the most common and memorable one - D-FENCE
>>566084012>Mom been shilling air fryer to me for years, making a point that we used to own a big glass convection oven, which is the same thing>Continued to be a stubborn bitch and refused to get one for years, but then said "fuck it" when I saw a cheap huawei one on sale>Became a hard pro-airfryer user since buying it, doing just about anything I can in it, including simple baking and not just pan based foodIt's honestly a bit crazy how old the tech and the idea itself is, and yet it only recently became a huge thing again cuz of rebranding.Hell, I went so far as to never use oil on any pan related dishes, which works great even for fries somehow, not to mention fish and other stuff.
https://poal.me/xholrzhttps://poal.me/xholrzhttps://poal.me/xholrzhttps://poal.me/xholrzhttps://poal.me/xholrz
>>566084328I'm gay but it's not because I have an air fryer I don't want to use oil to cook
>you will never be tail hugged by your uma daughterwife
I'm still waiting for air fryer recommendation optimal for wizard imcel
>>566084102certainly that would be the source, its just weird they kinda got it so wrong. Kor/Japs also use 'fight' and 'don't mind' but those make a lot more sense even if theyre awkward. Hooray is a celebration, not a cheer, it's what you would say after already winning
Tell me about Marche. Why does she wear the hand puppet?
I own an air fryer and I cook, but I just prefer to not use it
>>566084548>Cook something using a pan>Have to use oil, be careful about eat so nothing "blows up" or burns not only the food but me>Cook something in the fryer>Throw it in, set temp and time, leave the room, come back when it screams at me that it's done, eat foodMagical!
>>566084425the finger is cut off
>>566084621The Ninja crispi. It cooks incredibly fast
I'm just not gonna vote on any more polls going forwardI'm just not gonna do it anymore
do you niggas own rice cookers too
The one time I used air fryer was during my chemo and once I could deep fry my shit again I never used that shit again
>>566084756Add a new answer
>>566084209umas only materialized post-WW2. They'd be too dominant of a species had they existed prior
>>566084621I bought a cosori for $80 around 5 years ago and i think its fine. im pretty sure they dont make this one anymore though
>>566082490>he doesn't know about egg oil
>>566084756https://poal.me/6kewtk
>>566084209they had demons who abducted the handsomest tribesmen who were never seen again
https://youtu.be/lJZ2QifpI94?t=32
>>566084621As a fello wizard, I can recommend this simple 6.5L one, but just about any Ninja branded would will work just fine as well, the latter being the market leader.
>>566084818What if no WW ever happened because the existence of uma armies are as much deterrance as the atom bomb?
>>566084803I also bought a tatami
Ok but wheres the cock I was promised cock
>>566084893Umazing nostalgia
>>566084803don't tell me you don't
>>566084991You do have one right, just look at that
>>566084803my parents got me some really cheap one for christmas
Air FryerAir MessiahAir JeremiahAir Holocaust Denier
>>566084991t. average air fryer owner
>>566084991
>>566084649Thats the real Marche
Gyaru journey
>>566085065ANON NOOOOOOOOOO
>>566084818you know that's untrue given they built the statue of libery in uma image
I never thought the air cryer picture would actually get some mileage but i guess you never know huh
>>566084893>with a one year warranty!lmfao
my rice? showered
>>566085207Greatness can never be planned or predicted
>>566081721I have a rice cooker, a stove, and that's it. No microwave, no air fryer, no steamer, hell it was a wrench to even stand for getting a toaster. Less is more.
>>566085169Cute Journey
dream journeymore like EVIL journey hehe
>>566084818Are you telling me Umas stopped the Cold War?>>566084885*gulp*
>>566085073Wanting cock is one thing but don't associate us with Curren
other than obviously Nattie, which Uma would cry after your first time together
>>566085217funny to think that any product I'd buy now days has 2 years by default/law, if not more when the maker feels like it. but then again I'm no american
>>566085193
>>566084803I'm yellow
More like Cream Journey haha gottem
>>566085362raisu
>>566085362For Red Desire, it would be a spiritual experience. Expect a lot of crying, prayer, and "rosary" beads
You don't need anything but a fire to cook
How fucked am I for not having groundwork on my Runaway?
>>566084939unlikely enough pop>>566085193maybe they were mostly in hiding like amazons>>566085320maybe gorb liked keiba?
>>566085362As someone who enjoys ryona, all of them
>>566084939All Umamusume swore after The Great War to never engage in conflict again. Too many beautiful young lives lost... Some countries tried to conscript afterwards but this always led to successful revolts.
>>566085362Urara
>>566085586deck? also are you running 2 fronts or ends
are there any jewish umas? is there a Mejiro McShlomo or something?
>>566085362winning ticket
What if Umamusume first ran at the munich olympics and then everyone said Fuck yeah this shit is dope fuck the war I wanna see more of this
>>566085169Yay Journey.
>>5660856762 fronts
Rape Journey
>>566085586pretty sure stam is your problem, not gw. GW has never really mattered on runaway because if theres more than one they kill each other anyway
>>566085607umamusume born to run is propaganda the correct is born to kill
>>566085362Cesario
>>566085796You know, you can borrow the new rudolf stamina card and not have an absolute dogshit runaway.Also with no midrace Suzuka will get eaten real fast.
>>566085796without groundwork and taking the lead, your runaway will have a slower start and get passed / blocked right away
>>566085724I don't know, who's small, greedy, wealthy and has a silly hat?
>>566085724
>>566085447homper.....
>>566086039>those colorsI KNEW IT!
>>566085362>Rice>Tickezo (obviously)>Mayano>FalcoThose are the clear ones. Probable but less certain would be Ardan, Bourbon, McFat, and SpeChud>umas where you would cry after your first timeObviously pic related
>>566086107fuggg :DDDD
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>566085796Your runaway is supposed to have a strong early game and shitty midrace skills so she gets a big lead early and your other Fronts overtake by the time they need to proc Angling
>>566085981You forget the most important part, that she pretends to not be an Uma in order to blend in
>>566085753Umamusume racing started in Greece, and the first triple crown winner was awarded at the Umadrome in Constantinople
>>566085981wtf noooo
>>566086198Just like THEY pretend to be good people in order to blend in
>>566085981Impossible, Director is sex
>>566085268for some reason I feel Rice would smell incredible after a race
>>566086170Needs an edit.
>>566085874*fighting back tears*NOOOOOOO! Umamusume were born to RUN! Not FIGHT...! Not... Kill...!
>>566086303The only solution is to pray to Shiraoki-sama for freedom from their crimes
>>566082156
>>566086414Edits of old jokes to make them uma themed is good
>>566086372i wish she would stab me
umamusume were born to breed
>>566086467
>>566086414Hot take: MK10 Melina is the superior version
>>566085272>rice cookerAnon, you fell for the worst kitchen appliance meme...
Danchou, come back... We need one more member or else we are fucking COOKED
>>566086467>>566086583But the japs use it a ton? That means it MUST be useful, when the device is made by japs in japan.
/uma/ matchmaking service
Are you telling an Uma air fried this rice?
>>566086437>7All may be overcome and forgiven with faith in Shiraoki-sama.
>>566086672fried*
>>566086624
>>566086415Taiki would cause worldwide peace immediately if she were realpraised be Taiki >t.no saved Taiki pic on hard driveI'm such a fucking fraud, what is this shit
>>566086750I clapped during this scene
>>566086583I'll defend air fryers if the alternative is rice cookers>>566086675It works for them because they're autistic and if not for air fryers they'd rinse every single grain until it's clean but otherwise it's the dumbest appliance that has a singular use to cook the most basic side food
>>566086675I've seen them bake little cakes and make stuff like omelettes in them
Maru parents be like
>>566086583The japs have a whole list of recipes you can cook in a rice cooker, they don't use it just for rice>>566086735Air Fryer Rice Shower
TamaLove, formerly AirfryerLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The club's only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AirfryerLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
Mambo birthday!Happy birthday Mambo!
>>566086895>little cakesI can believe it, I made one in my fryer before, so surely you can make one in a rice cooker.>>566086861What the fuck stop being so mean...
There's nothing wrong with rice cookers.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMBO!
>>566085981>greedyIsn't it the opposite? Doesn't Tazuna chide her too much for spending too much money out of her own pocket on facilities she thinks that Umas need.
>>566086675Don't listen to him. You can basically cook your lunch/dinner there if you put your ingredients in there including raw meat. It saves you the hassle of cooking if you're lazy. If air fryer is for frying food then rice cooker is for boiling.
Dia is so cute
>>566085362Akikawa
>>566087120why isn't there an air boiler...?
>>566082156Just made a sausage egg bagel>1/4 lb sausage patty>2 pcs bacon>2 slices cheese>2 fried eggs>toasted bagelholy shit this is fucking delicious. total cost was like $2.00, this shit would cost six times that in a restaurant nowadays
>>566087092Sure, and AI datacenters are benevolent because they're making a lot of facilities for people to use AI, for the good of their heart and no monetary incentive
>>566087212You can't post that
>>566087120>If air fryer is for frying food then rice cooker is for boiling.That I can see, would explain the usage and naming for it as well. I guess the household needs 2-3 things then, a fryer, a microwave, and if you feel fancy a cooker of some sort, or a portable induction heater thing.
I really love Stego.
>>566087212HOLY KWABOLI
>>566087212They are not that big
>lose by a head>clock>win by distanceHate this for some reason
post something cute
aghh every time i run 3 speed, i have godlike rainbows, so annoying. gonna be touhg to avoid capping spd early.. ofc i get dogshit rainbows when running just 2 spd
I welcome this air fryer x rice cooker battle, way better than what we had in last week threads
I don't think my ticket has ever won so muchthis one's going to the dahby
>>566087212I can see Sirius milking me like this every night
https://poal.me/vg596qhttps://poal.me/vg596qhttps://poal.me/vg596q
>>566084087This video scares me...
>>566087375
>>566087413>only A+ with 31 winsUmazing
>>566087390the air friers are the ntrfag sidethe rice cookers are the schizo sidewhich one will you side with?
>>566087225>latest UmaTube video>The URA Bubble is About to Bust>Akikawa thumbnail with red "SHE LIED" text
>air fryer>rice cookerdid new umas drop?
>>566086583I wasn't going to get one, but when I moved, a friend insisted I needed one and she was going to buy one for me. I rolled my eyes and chose a shitty $20 rice cooker. I fucking love it, use it all the damn time. Makes perfect rice every single time, enough for 3-4 meals, it's my favorite appliance ever, and it only takex up 64 square inches. >retard just make rice on the stove in a saucepanI did that for years and made fantastic rice, but this little cooker is more consistent and less work, just rinse the rice, add water and hit the switch. I feel like CB definitely has a rice cooker.
But what about the Rice Fryer?
Uma&Co is looking for a member to join this A+ club (~25m monthly)Uma&Co delivers benefits that help you feel supported and thrive in umamusume and in life>Best club name>Flexible time off>Community and CM helpLeave your id or apply in game if you want to join!
>>566087472I had to burn about 700 skill points I am crafting professional sandbaggersif the open league is getting expanded to A+ by Gemini instead of Taurus I'm gonna be really sad.
i missed it can you post it again haha
>>566087574Who the girl on the right she so cute and sexy way better than the left one
>>566087685Why are you a pedophile
>>566087668Does Uma&Co prefer Air Fryer or Rice Cooker?
>>566087670Is there a calculator you're using that can tell you what statline/skillset keeps you at A+?I've never tried training for Open because of that
Mambo is still looking for 1 (one) dacchi! No quota, just a minimum of 1 real career (stop abusing your McQueens) every 3 days, you can manage that right?>Active chat>Plenty of shoes requests!>Stable A+ rank>CM Practice rooms (with the same 2 cm crazed anons every time)Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profileHAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMBO!
Are fronts still raping rooms?
>>566087120Exactly, you can make yummy foods like sticky fried rice or fish in a rice cooker, rice cookerlets have exposed themselves. Better question is what people think of slow cookers?
>>566086735That uma would eat all of the rice
>>566087857Yeah, somebody posted it in this thread even. This or the last one.https://www.gadegetkit.com/tools/calculator/uma-musume-raceGenuinely don't think I would be able to train for shit like B only using MANT though, the stat gains are too strong.
>>566087413DAHBY?!
kissing Ardan after she sucks me off and swishes my cum in her mouth
>>566087904No it's daring strike golshis now
My Chiyono seems to be doing badly in 2nd year mile races, anything I should do to improve her?
>>566085909My POV (babu babu)
Rice Cooker < Air Fryer < Pressure Cooker
ALL club recruitment posts MUST include the club's stance on air fryers and rice cookers from now on
>>566085909I'm saddened to hear of her infertility.
>>566087867What's the official Mambo stance on air fryers?
>>566087867Fuck off with your Fuku.
No one gives a fuck about Orfevre No one gives a fuck about GoldshipNo one gives a fuck about Dream Journey No one gives a fuck about Nakayama Festa No one except trannies give a fuck about Stay Gold Stop spamming them here, no one fucking cares.
King Halo's cheer dress is really fluffy
I do
If you niggas ain't poor you would have both rice cooker and air fryer
>>566088221Shiraoki-sama strike this man down where he stands
>>566088234
>>566087857nta but there is some calculators out there that will aid you deciding the stat line, for A+ you usually will allocate around 12000 RP to stats alone and the rest to skills, you decide the amount starting with stamina and go from there>>566088013MANT is actually pretty good for B since you have full control over the career, I made all my aces in MANT once it was out
>>566088234uh oh melty
>>566088349Says the fag posting out of character gooner shit from a tertiary
I want to hug Wonder Acute
>>566088380I don't hate Fuku but it's Mambo club so don't try to force Fuku. At least have both Fuku and Mambo if you wanna force Fuku that much
>>566088432samewhile she's naked
Ok this run is cursed
>parent run>GP medium hintthis game is ragebaiting me
>>566088221you meantfuk off
>>566088349sex sex sex sex>>566088432EVEN BIGGER SEX SEX SEX SEX
Mambo is full of posers and sweepers
>Mambo's uma face is Fukukitaru
MAMBO FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Stay at home uma
>>566088424
>>566088640It should be edited to Melty for (You)
>>566088429Stego Sexo
>>566088589Now that I think about it Mambo is a club that has never been about Mambo and the only time it became one was during her release.
>>566088234I like Orfevre though...
>>566088492All my previous recruitment posts had both, I just wanted to use these 2 pics cause some anons made them recently>>566088191I personally like mine, I don't want to speak for the whole club though
I have an interview this week
>>566088570>>566088432BUILT FOR Hugs and kisses
When are we getting Fantasy Ardan?
>>566088234I care, and they are the faces of the franchise !
Mambo is short for Matikane
>>566087867>just fuku no mamboThis club really did lose its sovl
>>566082960>>566081767rape
>>566085330Screw this mode with a rusty rake
>>566088850No they aren't you subhuman
>>566088625She got them slendieman fingies
hmmm the ntrfag is not here what should i do??ah yes i will have a melty over stego!
>placing 4th in fertility stakes FIVE times in a rowWHAT THE FUCK
>>566088769Ok I just don't want an AlomondLove/TamaLove situation with Mambo
>>566088807
>>566088794I got rejected from all my interviews and am almost jobless for a year now
>>566089009>fertility stakes
>>566088992the staygoldtranny was always the worst of the two and I have been saying this for over a month, but now it's getting worse with these other clanfags also shitting up the thread
>>566089013dont worry our dancho isnt closing his onlyfans
>>566087867I'll see you in 24 hours
>>566088992nice try ntrfag, stop pretending to be stegofaggot. simply unalive yourself
hag groove clan
>>566089135Knocking up Bright after she comes in first at the fertility stakes
>>566089009>Fertility Stakeswhat did he mean by this
>>566088723>Tfw my frame of reference for "modern" consoles was the Xbox 360/PS3 era>The time between present day today and the Xbox 360's release(November 22, 2005) is 20 years>The time between the SNES(November 19, 1990) and the 360 was only 15 yearsThe march of time is cruel.
>comfy thread>the jp schizo appears>he's seething the thread is ruined>he replies to himself as if everyone else wasn't having funSuccesful schizo check
>You want MLB Light Hello or else you're gimping your Grand Live runs>she's not an upgrade to Riko, barely stronger than Aoi whom everyone already has, and substantially weaker than TazunaYeah, I'm likely to get 1 or 2lb in my 400 pulls on her banner, but fuck me if I'm spending anything extra on that fucking scenario tax, what a goddamn SCAM
>>566089037Just do what I do and work overnights at a grocery store and listen to schizobabble uploaded to youtube for 8 hours I get almost 19 an hour for it
I NEED TO CUM TO CAFExTOREfuck this gay cygay
>>566089135What about the futanari stakes
>>566089201It means I'll have to rawdog from Hopeful Stakes until climax
62820559 CM13
>>566089037I will hope for the best
>>566089250It's always right around this hour 4-9PM PST, I'm convinced he's in the same timezone as I am
>>566089280>35k/year for getting to be a vampire schizoholy based, I kneel
>>566089265you take whatever LB you get on light helloTachyon not MLB'd is actually bricked though
>>566089176We'll keep an eye out!
>>566089407>check time in indonesiaevery time
>>566089369Falco would rape you after saying that
>>566089280I worked at trader joe's for almost two years and wanted to kill myself
>>566089009my favorite stakes
>>566089176>non orange umaYour application might get (((lost))) in the mail....
>>566089417I might skip Tachyon in favor of Wit Bourbon. Probably not, but anons said Tachyon doesn't last nearly as long as Kitasan, and I'm mostly a frontfag. On the other hand, I'm rolling Mejiro Ramonu trainee and Gentildonna, and will run Brian as soon as I unlock her from legends races, so I'm not strictly a frontfag. So maybe Tachyon will be worth it, after all.
>>566089280but then i can't play uma and shitpost here. also the bar is so high for jobs now
>>566089238I still believe retro is older than NES because classic already exists as a work to describe old, but at the same time, old fucking exists so those words should have different nuances than just describe the period of time a thing has existedi.e. Retro to me means the oldest iteration of a functioning apparatus, and Classic has the nuance of either the oldest and most succesful that isn't retro or modern or the one most beloved by the general public, but agreeing that it has to be older than 20 years But then again I'm autistic so it's just my own retardedness speaking
>>566089363one more
Why can't the Derby be right handed...
>>566088794good luck to you, anon>>566089037same
Is there some trick I'm missing to getting these?
I hope you gold clan subhumans die
>>566089539What's wrong with shoppers at Trader Joe'sAt least there are no hobos, right?
>>566089037You need to start using AI to automate your job seeking, mix your applications with half-truth half-lies, and ask AI what would a employer forma de AI would like to hear. A lot of employment are already automated and would outright refuse you if your application didn't meet their AI's criteria
>>566089527Probably the only way you could get Falco to do umapyoi
>seething and malding stillLmao
>>566089037I gave up a long time ago. They're all just data harvesting using fake listings. I am somewhat fortunate though in that though my parents are boomers they're managing their investments well and are leaving it to me as an only child so I will at least not be on the street and can live comfortably while making money on the side for fun and travel.
>Been doing Maruzenski parent runs with Rob Roy for the last few days trying to get a good spark that has either Left or Spring.>Decide to take a break and go do Ultra Golshi mode on URA since I have less than 24 to get that done.>Get pic related.I'm mad. I didn't even use Rob Roy.I guess I wont glue her, but the pink doesn't match with her 2 medium grandparents and she only won 5 G1s because of Ultra Golshi, so I'll probably never use this legacy.
>>566089801race in op
https://poal.me/qnrm7r
>>566089889>graded
>>566089824There were several hobos. One night when we were closed one of them threw a liquor bottle through the window shattering it and we had to call the cops. The walk to my car from the store after my shift every night was some of the scariest shit I've had to do
>>566089753>That many E statsDamn, I had no clue what you below MLB Fuku holders have been dealing with this whole time.
>>566089847I make it to the onsites and fumble one part. Guess I need more lies
>>566089865>seething and malding stillhere
>>566089945woops. g3 then, in senior year
>>566089824NTA, but one opened up in my town like six months ago and the fucking niggers back up traffic for miles trying to turn into the strip mall where it's located all weekend. I can't have Pancheros for brunch anymore.
>>566090028
>>566090010Fake until you make it. Being honest isn't rewarded anymore nowadays sadly
>>566089635I mean youre rolling 400 on that banner anyway so you might as well. Ramonu can be paid ticketed on 3 anni i think
If I don't get gold recovery skills, how many equivalent white recovery can I compensate?
Bourbon is a dirty skank and she gets away with it just because she has the tism
>>566089280I assume you live in a low cost of living area, seems comfy>>566089539>Trader Joe'swhy would you do that>>566089824>What's wrong with shoppers at Trader Joe'sNot him but Trader Joe's is always fucking packed where I am, I don't even want go near it. Customers are crazy and run around like it's the apocalypse
I went to the NTR spammers house and beat her up, that's why there isn't any spamming.No need to thank me.
>>566089975Junior year was shit
>>566089905When was this shit posted and why the fuck does this shit have 600+ vote?
>>566090070
>>566090130I'm strictly f2p, and have been able to restrain myself so far.
These 3 are family related, bet you didn't know that
>>566090070Why is Ramonu like this
>>566090028>>566090070I will cure that schizo with dick and love
>>566090229>her
>>566089363med S diff? another 75134926
Have you ever luckshitted a gold skill? Yeppers isn't even on my deck.
cum
>Three more weeks until I get the zoomies.
>marked
is it me or Sleep Deprived events are way more common in MANT?I rest twice and got the fucking event and the 2nd with Night Owl Fuck this game
>>566090692nice, I'm in a similar boat, 69 more days until I acquire The Emperor
Alright then
>>566090858Damn, did you really get a 3*? What are the odds!
>>566090739
>>566088807>>566089018
used a cleat hammer during a training turnnot like it matters because the run was bad
>decent skills>awful statsStory of my lifeOff screen: angling, firm, sunny, spring and racecourse
mares...
>do throwaway URA run for mission
>>566090926>what are the odds?1 out of 33, to be almost precise
>>566090939
>against all fronts>jobsThis is fine. At least Danchou got the win
NTR has to be the biggest failure in the eyes of cygaymes. Consider this: three high-quality episodes dedicated to her journey, heavily astroturfed by beloved characters we hold dear, and yet, no one cares about her, and her story.
>>56609054047162539 last one
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER INARI ONE OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>566091120
>He is a secondary that wasn't there when Road to the Top was currently airing
i wanna know more about Marche bros
>>566091212she's fucking boringjust a generic blonde teacher's pet with big titsno wonder the resident ESL retard loves her
>>566091287
>>566091287her tits are not that big
>>566091316>>566091212Stay Gold is a worse astroturf and it's not even close
>>566091403We need her movie now more than ever
>>566091273I like how big her tits are
ryan LOVE
>>566091287should be bigger desuwa
imagine losing to sirius on tokyo hai junior yeardamnimagine losing twice
>>566091463
Topro LOVE
>>566091408Why didn't he do it?
>>566091638I always choose Sirius KWABOLI as a rival since I've never lost to her
>>566091650
>>566091490
>>566091196
>>566091824
Bless me with Ines Fujin please!
>>566091828
>>566091304We’ll probably learn a lot more once she’s out and playable
>>566091212not as big a failure as laurel
>>566091959
>>566091236oguri down, thanks for joining
>>566091860What the fuck
>>566089018>>566090971idk what this means
>>566091762He enjoys the screaming
>>566091861love
>>566091992
>>566091861I liked that bit in umayuru where maruzensky forces shakur into the sex dress
>>566092043Had to try the good ol' double dom, fronts with Suzie are scary this CMThanks for the rooms
>>566092164
>>566091992me as the faceless business man that's taking advantage of the situation and touching her chest
Are the protagonist umas the only ones that were ever canonically shown as children? So far only Spe, Topro, Kitasan, and Oguri have child versions
>>566090213I was renting an apartment by myself during covid, and it went from 800 a month to roughly 1100, and it'd be a similar price even if I tack on 20-30 minutes of travel time>>566092267I liked the bit in Umayon where maybe Shiraoki skinwalked as Fuku for no reason other than she could
>>566092380
>>566091992GOD I WANNA FEEL THEM UP TOO
>>566092534what was down that other path though...
>>566092043Is DD + PP human rights?
>>566092057wonder acute got so excited about getting the bouquet she had to run off to show her friends
>>566092510gold ship manga has tons
>>566091828>>566091992Do NOT post my WIFE without my CONSENT
>>566092545
>270 clocks leftI've never come closer to quiting this game. Can barely even finish a career without burning 5 clocks on races
>>566092563If you have to ask, you need to believe hard desu
upcoming uma /uma/ succesfully psyoped you to roll?
What happens during uma samma?
>>566092610feels like it isn't as strong as it was on Aries, a lot of time to make up the distance
>>566092197creek love!
>>566092723
Okay you fags have convinced me. I'm buying a rice cooker tomorrow.If I don't like it I will come every night to /uma/ and will be avatarposting with your favorite uma until everyone hates her
>>566092878Light Hello's obscene breasts...
>>566092730You fucking faggot you just made me lose the Saudi Arabia cup for the first time in forever.
>>566092534I figured that was just some evil spirit or something. I also thought it was going to try to lure urara away since it was still hanging around when she scared off vodka and scarlet. man, I'd like more umayuru/umayon or another show like that. >>566092563abandoned glue factory
>>566092886Good luck
>>566092878
>>566092886You won't regret it.
>>566092886>>566092984Impregnating Yaeno
RICE shower DOES NOT own a RICE cookerCURIOUS!
>>566092929Don't complain to me until you start burning 4 clocks on Fillies/Hopeless at least once a day
>>566092795None All of the /uma/ I would've rolled on I would've done with or without this general/uma/ has SHIT TASTE
>>566092802You go watch the fireflies with air shakur
>>566093050
PISS PISS Goldshi Chan
Which Uma embodies looking like a real horse the most?
>>566092795
>>566092886get a zojirushi, those ones are very good
>>566092970I read it as they were upset that Haru scared them off
>>566092886Being able to make Rice is great. But remember that in of itself is not a meal. So you usually also need to learn how to cook other things that pair well with Rice.
>>566092795bare legs gets my roll immediately
>>566093161Why is Stay Gold with Laurel/Brian when they're 94 gen and Stay Gold is 97 gen
>>566093158Stop leaking your bad luck everywhere if you don't want complaints.
>>566093119She is more of a bread kinda girl
>>566093324I was too lazy to change it at the time. Should I put Fuku and Suzuka
>>566093243
>>566092795None until Festa…
IMAGINE WASTING CLOCKS ON NON-G1 OPTIONAL RACES
>>566093430
>>566093425
>>566093318the antagonist of /uma/
>>566093469I would normally let it go, but Saudi Arabia Cup costs you an epithet.
That comment? Mine
>>566093514
>>566093469imagine raising an uma without a FLAWLESS career
Is it bad i can't imagine Katsuragi Ace as a girl?
>>566093602
>>566093712Shakur is cute
>>566093283poor urara is probably an easier target than them so I just figured it'd move on to her, but maybe it wanted those two specifically
>>566093785
WHY DOES RED MARU HAVE PACE GOLDS AT PACE E
Gonna take my first shower since the last 1-2 weeks, don't smell THAT bad but my hair is getting greasy.
>>566093712Alright, I'll admit it. I'm tired of pretending to dislike Shakur.
>>566094025it is a bit strange that out of all possible umas we have shakurfags
>>566093298what are some things that pair well with rice?
Banana or Pear bread?
>>566093983style aptitudes are just suggestions
>>566093324star blossom recently had an arc that was a flash-forward to suzuka and stego's rivalry
>>566092057>gift flowers to cute granny trainee>she can't believe what is happening>runs off to her friends, showing them your gift
>>566093964
>>566093553Behold. The true essence of gambling
>>566093759you don't need to imagine, she is!
>>566093985My hair gets greasy after a couple days, so I have to. Also can't stand the smell of ass after a few days, as a heavy farter
New Scarlet high score, overall 2nd highest of all my trainees.>Offscreenmoxie, restart, front savvy, groundwork, radiant>FailuresHelios never finished for Escape ArtistFailed Tenno Spring oddly enough so did my overall #1 grassNo S aptsNo fast learnerI wasn't planning to triple front but I may just do it because of this parent combo I have with 244 affinity. It's producing great results. If I just throw runs at the wall I'm gonna strike platinum soon enough.
>>566094117Shakur is above Grass Wonder in terms of popularity according to that one EN poll...
>>566093985I'm on a month or two of no showering. Forgot the last time I had one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtbV8mbymY>>566093265>>566093836What if: Shakur, but CUTE!?>>566094149Normal bread.
>>566094165gn
>>566094213
>>566093878I need them to spoil me rotten and give me double paizuri!!
>>566094149Never had pear bread, sounds good though
Mare Umas would be dead fish and complain the whole time prove me wrong
>medium S>NTR doesn't finish her chain>Marvelous Sunday doesn't finish her chain>Natie doesn't finish her chain>a bunch of random faggot uma supports crash my career instead of letting the cards in my deck finish their chains>uncapped speed
>>566093985>>566094353>>566094294Granted, I'm a fat fuck with actual hair, so my hair gets messy quick, but jesus christ you people are filthy.
>>566094523Don't pretend you don't fart
Whoa there Pearl
>>566094149Never tried Pear Bread so Banana Bread
>>566094523In my defense I don't smell, and I don't sweat that much
>>566092886are you an asian?are rice your daily grain?if both no, then there's no reason to buy a rice cookerjust cook rice with a pot, you will also get these crispy, burnt snack as a bonus>but rice cookers can do that tooshut the fuck up, it's not the same quality as cooking with a potumamusume
>>566094796>and I don't sweat that muchisn't that a problem?
>>566094354Normal bread how about milk bread>>566094476It is very moist and less chewy than banana bread, it kind of airy too>>566094742Should try it if you ever get the opportunity
>>566094845It is? I thought it only is when you don't sweat at all
question, is this the go-to for race schedules? what I mean is this the most beneficial?
>>566094442
It's another Teio falseflag to ruin the reputation
>>566092510
>>566093739I do that's why I lose 0 clocks LMAO
>>566093759Your gay mind doesn’t depend on it
>>566094121That all depends on your palate. But most things can't go wrong. Chicken with rice, Beef with rice, etc.
i am rolling Seeking The Pearl, Mr. CB and Air Shakur
>>566094719My farts don't magically stick to me over time.>>566094796>I don't sweat that muchNot going to say that my amount is normal either, but neither is your situation.The last time I remember not having to shower every 1-2 days purely out of comfort was 10-20 years ago, or in my early teens (and before).>>566094852>how about milk breadNot much of a fancy bread eater period, I'm rather boring in that way. Gimme simple wheat or rye bread.
I want to put my favorite uma's entire stubby little ear in my mouth.
I hope you nasty niggas that dont take showers for weeks have bidets
>>566094523Your issue is that you're a FAT FUCK so bathing is mandatory, I finished taking my shower and now I'm back to smelling good after a good shampoo and washing the ol' boobs and ass. Since I'm thin and my diet is good I don't smell at all.
MANT can't end soon enough this placeis dooemd
>>566095191>bathing*Pukes*>I don't smell at all.Likely reality, for a teioposter.
>>566095190Bidets? The toilet used by women and homos prepping for anal? Lmao no I'm not argentinian
>>566095285I’m out of clocks. MANT is unplayable now.
>>566093985>>566094353Why are teiobros always like this?
>>566094121almost every form of protein>beef>pork>chicken>seafoodstir fry is easy as shit, sautee peppers onions cabbage etc in sesame oil and spices with your meat, pour over bowl of rice and enjoy. Or you can make curry, do the same thing, etc.
>>566095190>I hope you nasty niggas that dont take showers for weeks have bidetsyeppers. got one as soon as i got back from japan the first time and never looked back
Anons say they hate on MANT but I bet you have over 2k hours played on steam.
>>566095334Wiping your ass doesn't get rid of all the poo you know
WHERE ARE THE 200 CLOCKS I WAS PROMISED
>>566094807This is a gaslight, you will end up burning your riceGet a rice cooker
>>566095406>>566094121You can literally just eat rice and eggs if you pour some onions sauce and sesame oil over it. Cut some spring onions while you're at it too and put it on top.
>>566095476a bad cooker can burn your rice as well, even if it's only the bottom of it
>>566095131I have butter ass
>>566095454This is the /uma/ gaslight I hate the most, nips never got the 200 clocks stimulus package it was a LIE
>>566095131Eh, I'll do it once the weather gets hotter>>566095191I think I need to rape you now that you smell good
>>566094121anything reallypersonally i don't think i could eat cheesy rice, but apparently it's a thing that some people enjoy
>>566095423Lots of lil umas in Star BlossomLil Hayahide and Brian are in the game too
why does this franchise like comically fat bellies so much?
>>566095190>bidetsonly desert niggas and gay europoors use em
>>566095626Who even stated that
kill teiopretenderbring back gold shitposter or AGNES trash poster
>>566095137I feel like if I did that, she'd give a faux-exasperated little sigh, saying, "~Mou!~ Mainichi dayo, anata!" with a knowing smile
>>566095729Speedy metabolism
>9PM in AmericaYup, it's Teio hours.
>>566095191Don't forget to wash your foreskin
>>566095758do you really want the tachyon convicted rapist back
>>566095729Stealth umaganda.
>>566095626WE SHOULD GET ONE ANYWAYOTHERWISE WE WILL LOSE HALF THE PLAYERBASESUNK COST FALLACY ISNT ENOUGH TO KEEP PEOPLE WHO GENUINELY ARENT ABLE TO HAVE FUNWHAT DOESNT CYGAMES GET
>>566095749me
>>566095749Nobody knows
>>566095861probably better than the ntr/antijp/whateverschizo and the teiofags
>>566095902MORE WATERMARKS
>>566095938>>566095959I'm gonna go to VFcord to confirm
>>566096005>and the teiofagsYou can't get rid of Teiofags. Not even tanking their whole repvtation can get rid of them
>>566095506shit, how could I forget the lazy-ass egg bowl? >stir-fry rice with spring onions, bowl that fucker>dump 4 sunny-side up eggs on topor you could scramble the eggs, poach them, any damn thing you wantI usually do something like that with leftover rice, sometimes I'll add ground pork sausage tooRice is the biggest reason I can't go full carnivore, and Koshihikari is the best rice I've ever had.
>>566095729they want you to get your uma pregnant
>>566095454I was promised with some Mr. CB free pulls!!!!!!!!
>>566095931>WHAT DOESNT CYGAMES GETthey released the "KILL THE FUCKING GAME SCENARIO" for the FOURTH time they don't get shit
>>566095925Wow, their bellies are so big! They must have ate a lot!
>>566090540 Geh... don't send me back to the mines...
>>566096196butt
>>566095749Supposedly HIM. I don't wanna say who because I fear saying his name will completely destroy this thread
>>566096213Cygames doesn't handle the korean and chinese servers do they
>>566096196Bokumanko love
They really should have made clocks buyable with friend points and club points
>>566096285never did
>>566096285no, but they should've known what would happen again by observation
>>566095749https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/561346920/#561361025this is the earliest mention of 200 clock stimulus I could find in the archives
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wtf the 200 clocks wasn't a gaslight it was just too early
>>566096445sexSEX
>>566092795I hope I got at least 1 person to roll neicheer
>Liked running SMaru and VBourbon as part of my Fronts the last couple of CMs.>They're about to be invalidated soon when the SMaru Speed Card and the Bourbon Gold GW Card releasesIs there any other Front Card in the future that you can roll for that could possibly salvage them?
>>566096128Mix a half-eaten burger in your rice, buns and everything
>>566096413Here is the earliest post regarding that >>561263412
ONLY RETARDS WASTED THEIR CARATS ON MEDIOCRE UMAS
>>566096532It's funny because this campaign is actually running in JP now but it's mostly worthless.
>>566096532WHEN?
>>566095729>why does this franchise like comically fat bellies so much?
>>566096532this means 3 free daily clocks instead of 1
lovely run
>>566096598Only retards refused their Cygames appointed natty GF
>>566092795In order of release:>Mejiro Ardan>Hokko Tarumae>pic related>Mejiro Ramonu>Calstone Light O>Gentildonna
>>566096532>He thought our jp players gaslighted us
>>566096670>instead of 1We already get 3 a day in daily shops.
>>566096250By the way, did you do your dailies?Do em if you didn't
>>566096670They should add this permanently for the rest of MANT
>>566096783No the red free clock we get at reset
>>566096797They should just remove MANT
>>566096761What is Tarumae's appeal
sex with doto chiyo finemothe uma, not their posters
>>566096894local hero
>>566096670It lasts for 60 days and is a buff like the 2x rewards thing so it's almost 200 clocks
>>566096894No one knows
>>566096749her VA is truly magical, adding the whole "cute lovable loser from next door" vibe
>>566087670No, it's A+ Open for Taurus, you can see it in the preview on the official announcements.And yeah, that'll happen sometimes. But that's better than not taking advantage of the full 14,499 points. Now how efficiently you use that is a whole other question.
>>566094938Bwo I can't read that shit, but there are tools out there to minmax stats in your schedule. Or just wing like I do and run all the major races with the G2/3s being random
>>566096894well for me it was THAT image of herI can't post it because I'm afraid of b&, but it's on the boorus
>>566096975>120 additional clocks = 200Come on, anon
>>566095559Who in the world would buy or keep a rice cooker that (accidentally) burns your rice?
>>566094938The optimal schedule varies slightly depending on the trainee, target CM, and shop RNG. Just adapt to whatever happens, you'll do fine.
>The schizo got banned after 3 days of melties
>>566097142It's an extra free 3 clocks so it's 180
>>566096894Tarumae's Tarumaes.
so you get daily clocks instead of a full 200 clocks stimulus?I'm going to scream the N word irl please close your ears
>>566097189people that bought a badly made rice cooker
>>566092645but.. oguri is like 20 years older
>>566094938I didn't realize there was a break between victoria mile and yasuda kinen. I've been running nhk -> takarazuka this whole time and burning a turn in summer recovering.
>>566094938Yeppers, these are all the standard schedules
>>566094938https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/Plug in the preset for what your uma can run.Usually I can get SS and SS+ on good runs and S+ at a minimum with decent enough cards.
do you neighas really need clocks that bad??
I wish they at least did something to counter getting blocked. Power doesn't do shit and wit doesn't do shit and it would easily solve the clock issues
>>566097326If it’s 3+1 free clocks a day plus the three daily shop clocks, that’s a total of 7 clocks a day. That’s probably fine for two MANT runs a day.
>>566097212Not banned and not a schizo, the NTRtroon isn't spamming Global so I don't need to soam JP either. Looks like JP gave up on trying to ruin global.Now go back to on topic posting
>>566091273I deserve paizuri from her as my gift
>>566097440getting blocked was fixed already...
>>566097440But they did
>>566097329So... someone with no asian friends?
>>566097484You are a schizo thoughbeit
>>566097510>>566097519I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ITS FIXED WITH HOW I CAN LOSE TO 200 STATS NPCs WITH MY 500~600 STATS UMA
>>566097431You deserve to be called any and all applicable slurs.
what even is a badly made rice cooker? Just make sure to remove the socket of the thing after it's cooked.
>>566097440They fixed getting blocked thought? You would be complaining about MANT even harder if they didn't
>blocking is fixed.. if you get NSM/Nimblebut what if i can't get either
>>566097618You could have MLB'd Fuku and prevented this.
>>566097534Not everyone (if many) people have asian friends... or ones that give a shit for rice
>>566097618It's an image from pre-MANT, don't let him bait you, anon
>false flag
>>566097618I still have 580 clocks, what do I deserve?
>>566096894
>>566097618>he still has clocksbro stop flatlining CM is next week
>>566096557I've seen people mention a Palmer Stamina card a few times but i dunno how it holds up against the other two
>>566097834What if: Opera, but CUTE!?
>>566097663basically the poor ones are very finicky about the water:rice ratio, and if you mess it up the rice will be too chewy or burnt or undercooked. whereas more expensive rice cookers trade off speed, typically cooking over the course of 45 minutes to an hour, at the benefit of a much higher degree of leniency to the aforementioned ratio
>>566097808A kiss on the forehead
>>566097618I'm still on 700 and I burn like 20~25 everyday because fuck late surgers
>>566082187Wife
Can we get Inari OP pic for the next thread?
>>566097875ryan seconds before forcing you into a scene from the ero manga she just read
>>566097618I still have 800 what are you neighas doing
>>566097834this is Opera Mare
Do you retards seriously think you can't be blocked anymore just because you have Nimble?
why are the american horses always armed
>>566097883>Playing more then 1 MANTBlazer career / day
What's the minimum wit for fronts in Taurus?
>>5660980761
>>566098017Sure go bake, I'm too busy making a Vodka ace for the Darby
>>5660980761200. Or as close to 1200 while getting 1200/1000 speed/power and relevant skills.
>>566098051SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>566097212he's right here bwo >>566097695
>>566098072It's a good way to convince myself to suicide
>>566098026Suffering
>>566098017NOT BEFORE YOU GIVE ME A KITSU/FOX UMA GIRL GF!
>>566097875I missed the entire rice cooker debate, but I don't get the point. I boil my rice in a normal pot, the water evaporates after 10 mins of cooking and my rice is fine
>>566098051
>>566098172Guess I'm not playing fronts then
>>566098039Yes.>gets around you and runs towards the finish line faster than uYour response?
>>566098175That is not the schizo, this is >>566097484
>>566095452My diet is balanced and my turds go away as god intended, I don't need recreational enemas from femboy country lmao
next bread will be air fried
20 images slots left. Shouldn't we have made a new thread 15 minutes ago?
>>566098175That isn't the actual NTR spammer, nice that he's trying to larp as him though
>>566098218generally rice cookers are only good for the reasons already stated by other anons of>you eat rice regularly>you want to keep rice good for a while (most higher end rice cookers keep rice fresh and hot for hours, meaning its great for cooking while youre out for a bit>are just that bad at cooking
>>566098039umas can now move to the sides if they get blocked, the movement skills are now fully functional, it's not only nimblewebm related, this is what brocking was before, you don't see this kind of stuff anymore
>>566098253it's not even the minimum wit for this CM, its for every CM. Because fronts contest positioning alot wit checks are what decide who gets the lead, this explains why your fronts just mysteriously drops out mid-race against higher wit opponents.
>>566098213fuku is actually a fox
>>566098383retard
>>566098218First is it's automatic so you don't need to keep an eye out and be mindful of the time, second, some have the option to cook automatically at the time you set
>>5660980512 Amendment is the second most beautiful right we posses.
>>566098542I see. Never really bothered with fronts so I can see why nobody plays them aside from whales. I'll just triple late and hope for the best.
umarape
Rice villain is armed too and nobody notices....
>>566098364Could you explain why there are tumors in the bread?
>>566098652
>>566098647Evil mommy
>>566098731She gets a pass
umankolingus
>>566098757That's a 9 not a 6
>>566096019Proship DNI but for East Asian artists with Chris-chan level of Internet literacy
>>566098731She has the brimingham special loiscense
>>566098839Does she even know she exists
>>566098889>>566098889>>566098889
>>566098839Pure evil
>>56609890411 slots left what took you so long!
>>566098424Anon you forgot the being Asian part.
>>566097343pretty sure she's there via time travel
>>566098542>against higher wit opponentsor against lower-wit opponents, I lost so many races against 700 wit fronts in Aries (mine were all 1000+, and two of them were 1150+) just because those assholes passes the wit speedup check and mine didn't. Getting lucky that way is just as important if not more important than getting midrace skills, and higher wit is the only thing that can make it more consistent, but it is still fucking infuriating when an uma with 500 less wit than yours just howls past in the mid-race while yours just drops speed for no apparent reason.
I've never had rice before
