Previously: >>566137806>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>566158183Should something like this affect the Umas I want to roll on or just cards?Because theres a lot of Umas who I wanna snag but are likely to be different styles to what I would focus on.
........
>>566158601>>566158114For gameplay purposes, pick umas that are fun to train AND that you like the character of
>>566158651my minis itch
>>566158601depends on the umas, post ze listyou're likely not going to afford all of them anyway
...
>>566159145its better when you check the skills and they have a purple skill and C on distance aptitude
Just how many threads does /uma/ use per day on average?
Uma feet?
I lost 11 races in a row for absolutely no reason and actually burned all 5 of my clocks in one run. I am going to taco bell, beat my shit and play counter strike for 3 hours. Absolutely livid.
>>566159001Havent updated it since a few new ones got added and it's not including alts.Most of them seem to be Pace/Late but it's not like every single Uma needs to be used competitively. I think it's best if I try to focus on Late.
ummm laisubros what is this???
URA is so comfy man
Redshift, MPB, Stadard, Long shot, Firm as well. Good or glue because no corners and gambit?
>>566159382>no reasonMENTIONED
>>566158352hitting the speed cap after grand live is easy, if you have kitasan already then smaru is better because she provides a smaller boost to all your trainings instead of a big boost to just speed training
Boy gee whilickers I wonder if I am going to get Medium S this run
Digitan LOVE
>good pre-debut trainings, 2 supports at orange friendship>wins the first 2 junior year races>triggers charming>loses all other junior G2 and G3 races despite 300 speed 250 power 250 witThis game is infuriating at times
>>566159527I've hit like 5 80+ wit trainings I can't wait for grand live
>>566159582low stam
>>5661593125-6
>29/30 Join
>Tosen Jordan has On Your Left! >default style is pace> B aptitude as late surgerWhat?
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
Mambo
I like tamachud, digitan and natieAm I destined to main late surgers? What should I pull on?
Is it just me or are generic Paces just extra dead this CM? At least in the last one I could use NSM to grab a ton of acceleration but that doesn't work here (need to borrow Creek anyways since mine is 0LB). Even if I get Angling/Red Shift/Head-On all off I just get run down in the final straight anyways by lates/ends, to say nothing of the rooms with 4+ fronts that just instakill my chances
>>566160026Those are end closers though?
How the FUCK do you hit 16k rating in URA
>>566160153dumbass
Rare Brick (835612678) has three spots for anons who need a comfy A+ club>25mil monthly>don't flatline and disappear>medium shoes>stickers in chatReply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/I miss him so much
why is there no filename for video anymore
>>566159946her ult works better as a pace.
>>566159946>-10% wit if you want to use her potentials without modifying her aptitudesFlavorful
>>566159946just wait for evolved skills bro
>>566160570>3 spots
>>566160563wtf
>>566159409seems about even between pacers and late yeahanother thing is that some umas have different skins that change up their styles so you might want to check that out too.For example I think normal silly symboli is a pacer but the Twink skin is a late so if you're rolling for late cards you can just skip default and going for the alt
>>566160316You probably need 15 TE whale cards on all 6 slots
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MACHITAN!
>>566159684*sob*
>>566161142die machitan
>>566157645why is Tachyon reputed to be so strong during GrandLive? Does she fall off afterwards? Why?
>>566161142Keb would have loved to see this...
>>566160570>3 empty spotswatch them recruit someone when no one posted their ID here and magically become full again
>>566160316newer scenarios give out bigger ratings simply because of the SP gains. in URA you get around 1.2k while in MANT you get 2.3k on average
>>566160965MANT claims another victim
why are you tryin not to laugh CB that's disrespectful as shit bro
>>566160146paces in general are the worst style for a while until they get viable late-race skills besides head-onobviously not counting exceptions like xoguri who has her own OP late-race unique and just happens to have pace aptitude
>>566161196Square up bitch
>>566160570>spoiler???
>>566161142No Machitan, I'm not going to buy you a house as your birthday gift
>>566161252if /uma/niggers won't join, you find niggers who will. Is that too difficult for your small brain to understand, or something?
>>566160570
>>566161252this was already debunked THO
>>566160153tamachud has a late gold
>>566160316Your gonna have to guttsmax and do it on an omnirunner like El or oguri who can earn the most epithets to pad the score.
>>566160570aren't you the club that b& a member who wasn't breaking the rules? No thanks, in that case. Untrustworthy faggots
>>566161219according to /uma/ she gets replaced by El speed but that was around 2-4 months for them? i don't think she falls off dramatically but it's the fate of gachas of this type where 1 card just powercreeps a newer one, tho you could also just use both El and Tachyon
This is your reminder that this coming Sunday is Mother's Day (in some places).
When does Chiyono O show up in the anime?
>>566161579Why were you banned bro
>>566161483>trust me bwo it was debunked despite not providing evidence
>>566161632Fuck my mom.
Feel like all im doing lately is just fan farming for my club.What else can I do to enjoy playing Uma again?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>566161663Around the middle of season 1 of CinGray.
>>566161743there's no evidence either way silly
>>5661612192 SP bonus is very noticeable believe it or not, even if you aren't training a pace you should still borrow it if you don't have to grab a style specific support like CBdoes she fall off? obviously, once El Condor Pasa comes out a year later the priority changes to>El as the best speed card>Kita as the second best>Tachyon, Maru, Pokke, and other style specific supports as a borrow
>>566161764take your mandated uma break. The mountains are nice, I miss the fresh air you won't ever find in the city.
>>566161882>
>Mambo birthday >Mambo is silent Another cringe episode by Mambo
>>566161864Thanks, no wonder I couldn't find her looking through Pretty Derby.
>>566161219she is designed for the exact conditions of grand live- 1600 speed cap, so speed bonus but no power bonus- no extra racing, so high SP bonus and zero race bonus- scenario gimmick requires you to spam friendship training, so high specialty priority and friendship bonus but low TE- also is scenario link, which helps with the scenario gimmick
>>566162002The club is called Fuku now
What do you do if Haru Urara goes into her heat cycle?How would your mind cope with the fact that your cute not-daughter would just as easily rape you as every other Uma?
>>566162113She would never
>>566162002What's to say? Our rank keeps climbing and we're not recruiting anymore.
>>566162113Tracen university prepares you for this
>>566161219>>566162080and it's not just the scenario conditions changing that make her weaker, it's also because ramonu takes over as the SP and medium skill hint generator
>>566162113SEX. I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HARU URARA. I DON'T NEED TO COPE. END OF DISCUSSION.
>>566161764Themed rooms
>>566162113>thinking that you'll rape an uma>but its muh heckin daughter urara she won't rape me>surely not>surely not>surel-AIEEEE
>>566161776elaborate
>>566161764do the new missions for titles in URA or unityget trophies for completionist titles in trackblazer
>>566162094Actually it's called Matikane
>380 Speed>410 Power>bought Slick Surge and Uma Stan>2 clocks down at Oka Sho>2 clocks down at NHK Mile>1 clock was already used at Hanshin >2nd place at Oaks and triple tiara failureI fucking knew the Med S and Uma Stan from first inspiration was bait. Fuck this game.
>>566161385D...
if you call any of the umas your heckin daughterninos you are a faggot redditor
>>566162495You are now my heckin daughterino.
>>566162476Bwo your wityour stam?I always try to exit debut at 300 wit and it just makes runs smoother.
how much of a gamble is my princess?
wait what the fuck i just realized i can just convert my end digitan run into late if the daring strike chain did not finish by not buying the end skills
>>566162495>your
>>566162349I want to lick her feet all over, after a race
>>566161962doto is from herekita isn't even in the club anymore but he was a friend of an ex member who invited him cafe was a random who applied in game when we were below 25/30 and had no one else applying vodka was here before I joined, so idk about that but he's already been here since the start of the club >that's not evidenceneither is your post you doxfag
>>566161112I buhi'd as hard as I could though. I got agemasen'd by Curren though, so that could've been a 6th gold skill maybe.>>566161263I'm trying to hit 16k in URA for the title.>>566161519Guts spam doesn't sound that great when there's no shop to enhance training or recover energy, though? I don't think people were hitting 16k with guts when URA was current either, it was all wit maxing.
>>566161142sorry we only rike her orange now
>Change legacy so now I have no speed sparks at all>I have more speed than any other stat without being on speed training much
Cute...
>>566162694*taiki is from here, he applied in game with /uma/his profile uma is doto now oops
orenji
>>566162080Isn't the speed scaling past 1600 super shit though? I heard 1600 was equivalent to 1250 in calculations.
ATTENTION EVERYONEI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NARITA TOP ROADTHAT IS ALL
>>566162694>cafe was a random who applied in game when we were below 25/30 and had no one else applyinggwo... so it's not an /uma/ club got it
>>566162832translate it beaners
>>566162670that's why she wants too, desu
>>566162823Should’ve been nicer to Ticket Taishin. Now your daughter is basically Tickezo
Bamboo Memory... Is cool?!
>>566162002Uhh... Mambo's birthday is in two weeks dawg
>>566162962And there are at least 3 of them rolling around
>>566162113I WILL TEACH ULALA ALL ABOUT SEXSIMPLE AS
>>566161632Turn your trainee into a mom RIGHT NOW
>first turn of the run>5 cards completely absentThat's a new one
>>566162694stop responding to shitposts...
>>566162476NHK Mile killed me twice even at senior yearFucking bullshit game
>>566162751Only mob umas are that orange
>>566162973Who let the genshin twink in here
>>566162870that was before the change. every 4 stats counted as 1 then later changed to every 2 stats, meaning 1600 speed became 1300 and later 1400 effective speed
>>566162870it starts off like that, although i believe they patch it so it's closer to 1600 = 1400 or soso while it will be slightly easier to overcome an innate speed difference with velocity skills, you will still want to try to get as close to 1600 as possible
>>566163302We don't allow Miss Hina slander here
>>566163105
Mambo peaked during the time of her release. Now it's just soulless "comfy club"
>Mambo? Never heard of her. That's a weird way to call the shiraoki girl.
>>566162894Fujin: when I grow up, I want to work hard and earn a lot of moneySpe: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
>connection error>connection error>connection error>connection error>connection error>connection error
>>566163594Spe-chan would say this.
ate a cupcake on late jan classic / early oct senior again award
is 4chan ded again what the fuck
ATTENTION!I WANT TO LICK GOLD CITY'S SWEATY MIDRIFF!THANK YOU!
is Fuji any good?
>>566163885
>>566163885based, I want to lick that spot right above her tail
>>566164089>there will never be an hentai-animation of uma musumewhy even live
Trackblazer is so boring I'm going to kill myself!!!
bwos?>>566162631
>>566164359>>566162631High to moderate
>>566162631>>566164359She will gas out/10, this isn't 2000m bwo but full blown 2400m.
>>566163885Torena-san please, the press conference is not over, your mic is still on.
>>566164359bofa sucks
>>566164324Stream it
>>566164517wait, I thought the stam as 800 without a gold heal?surely BoFA will count for something, right?
>>566163569kek
>>566164586I miss her
woke up from my nap, time to bash my head against the mant wall for a few hours I guessI will give up every run where the first inspo isnt good
>>566164586>your mic is still on.yes, I know
>>566164586I KNOW!I WANT TO TELL THE WORLD!!!
>>566162631How do you niggers have no skills? Are you racing 20 times?
>>566164631Nah, but I can blogpost about it as it happens
>>566164732please take another nap.
The knowers>>566164757>>566164791
>>566164643She'll survive depending on where it procs, there'll always be a straight in the late race and when she have to proc it there she will definitely spurt late. This is why people stay away from BoFA
>>566164591hehe...heh....heheheheh...SUCK ON BOF-
>>566164827but danchou needs me....
>>56616480830 races. I dropped a couple of G3s to hit rainbow training>>566164876well, shit, I dunno what to get thenJordan is my best 2nd speed card. I don't have another to get a different healGuess I needed more power training hits. and wit to bump up the skill points
>>566164915As you wish
DAIWA = NOT CUTEPALMER = NOT CUTETHE MEXICAN = NOT CUTEhuge tits = not hot
>>566164643I was about to mention running bofa on one of my aces but then I forgot she has 300 more stamina. Eh, it USUALLY works out alright. If there's even 1 stam debuff you're boned.
can (You) play ball against your trainee?
POV: You wake up as VF
>>566165334We need another Vivlos VTuber to emerge and take over as the number one Vivlos lover
You guys should be nicer to me I have a pass
uh oh melty
WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO SHOW UP YOU FUCKING DUMB CUNT
>>56616558010 energy for 20 power pre-debut isn't that bad of a deal
>>566165718O_O
>>566165698>fucking her counts as onee-shota, milf and incestPERFECT GIRL
>>566161403Mommy
>>566161632For me it's May 26th, which is funny enough one day before Creek's birthday.
>>566165718
Good to she the cock getting deleted but tachy's sweet tits staying for all of us to see
Not going to roll for Palmer on her banner, but is she worth grabbing later? >Unique: If positioned toward the front from the start of the race until the second half of the race, good vibes recover endurance and moderately increase velocity steadily.>Gold PTO>Vanguard Spirit
Uma for this feel?
>>566166383What about this?>>566166354>but is she worth grabbing later?For sexual purposes.
>>566166383About half of the times when this question is asked, the answer is Super Creek
>>566166383>>566166584Nobody because Akane is too specific of a character but the closest would be JK SC probably and Asuna is perfection incarnate so nothing can come close
>>566166354i want to crawl up her skirt and die
>>566166637I DONT CARE FOR YOUR USED UP OLD WHORE SHUT UP
>>566166691>Akane is too specific of a character Damn...>Asuna is perfection incarnateB-b-but perfection doesn't exist... you have a point tho
>this time it is FCM that did not finish its chainOH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
is daiichi ruby a loli or an umidge?
>it's a crossover episode
>>566166691Yeah Asuna is too specific a niche, you'd have to go full Katawa Shoujo + gyaru to get something similar
Stop talking about gay creek you gooner and gimme Inu/Kitsu/DogWhateverfuckyou uma
>>566161632>>566162823No hags
>>566166986>sex design>cocker spaniel personality>gyaru who dresses as maid and bunny>loves to have fun but can get serious in her own silly way just for (You)>she's both sub and domI love her
>>566167145You don’t deserve the dogs.
>>566167145what's updog
>>566167145>furshit gacha
>>566167232I WILL CASTRATE YOU>>566167164>gyaru cocker spanielThe fan images of her being a tiny maid is so damn adorable, her personality is so disgustingly lovable, yet all third rate pretend teacher see is goon material... granted so do I but still.
>>566167270Not much. Just jerked off, now gonna go take a shower, have breakfast, and head it to work. Wbu?
I had a dream where I had an uma wife named Sugar Cube who was giving birth at home but when she asked me to check if the baby was crowning it was a horse head coming out of her and the midwife said that happened sometimes.
>>566167430They grow out of it eventually
>>566166940 c
>>566166953
>>566167601>no halo
>>566167623I'm not a furry BUT
>>566167623I mean, would
>>566163063SAVED
>>566163885It's sweatier than usual lately...
>>566167686 >>566167771People disliking westoid rainbow furshit I can understand, the Jap kind tho is barely even furry most of the time.
>>566167623Kill furries
>>566167548
>finemoposters are furriesI do not know what to do with this information, but it is important
>>566167809sexwithgold citySEX
SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH EVENT CHAINS NOT FINISHING I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW I'VE BEEN MAD FOR THE PAST 2 HOURS WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT RUN AFTER RUN 5 BORROWS A DAY 5 HOURS A DAY FUCK
>>566168018furries is at least better than whatever the fuck is happening to /akg/ once THAT collab starts lmao
>>566168018>Furmo
>>566164089>>566164163>>566167809>Coal Shitty
Discuss, /uma/
>>566168074Use a pal or group card.
>>566168218sexsexsexehhhhhhhhhhhehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>5661682181, next question
>>566168174Me on the right
>>566168174ban evading again?
>>566168018It's just that weird pseudo-avatarfag. We don't like him
>>566168218sexno x4
>>566168218Westoid trannies will choose 4 and 5 and call you a pedophile for choosing anything below
>>566167814It still feels unclean compared to umas
>>566161753That's how we made you, kiddo.
accelerate faster, cygay i need feno asap
>>566168325the cutest umawife
umamusume is whores racing
>>566168309 >>566168491SEEEEEEEEEEEX>>566168363This.>>566168410To each their own and all that.
>>566168325Cute Journey
>>566168309>too poor to make a whole hag love cm teamSad
>>566168506Lala a cute
>>566168506
>>566168491Ugly tomboy
i didn't get to save the cock before it was deleted
>>566168708cute
>>566168708>those hands>>566168743 >>566168780>this faggot
>>566167985
>>566168708
>>566168868>furmoposter is also a tomboyfagKill yourself
>>566166354oshi pickeverybody gets gold PTO from light helloonce gacha SSR bobo comes out she can only get TTL from twin turbo (the designated TTL card for everyone else is her card)for reference i'm still pulling for her thoughher alt is allegedly meta for arima kinen only though
>good statline>all clocks used>second inspo>no medium Sah ha ha ha ha it happened again
I hope you had a good day, /uma/.
>566168968UH OH MELTY
>>566168906
>>566169102Inserting my head in both
>>566169221HUGE DONT REPOST WATERMARK
>>566169221Brown... good...
>>566169040Likewise, Journey enjoyer.
>>566169221>brown
>>566169268CUTE
>>566169268i like how the force of the sandwich puffing out her cheeks blows her pigtails up
>>566169325>brown = goodtomboy = bad<>mild furry = badcan't make you homos happy
>>566169268I taught her right
>>566169268Awfully cute umadol spotted
>>566169336also no more jiggies, defo dead
>>566169482finally some good news
an awful lot of evil uma posted
is radiant star cope?as a speed/accel skill, my recovery is fineit is that or i bump my 2 straights skills into double circles
>I bought the 20% megaphone for summer instead of the 40%the run was dead anyway but I'm still malding
>>566169429Its quite easy>brown = good>tomboy = good>brown tomboy = very good>milf furry and above = fuck off
what was Cygames THINKING release MANT as-is>hmm, surely THIS time it won't kill the gamewe aren't even halfway fucking over
>>566169673based
>>566167430
>>566169610It’s okayTwo double circles is usually more valuable, especially if you need more midrace
>>566169616WHERE IS MY SEX SESSION, FINE MO!?And you bet I want all of your uma bodyguards to watch us while I pleasure your rich horny pussy, and all they can do is jerk off while enjoying the show.>>566169709Same for you, stinky boy whore!
>>566169673>brown = bad>tomboy = bad>mild furry = bad
>3 runs completed in the last 15 attempts>still 0 medium S>still 0 speed capsI can feel the shackles loosening around my wrists
>>566160570Im interested, how can I apply through discord
>>566169268whore mouth capacity
>>566169918MANT takes too long for me to grind for a high rolli'm a B finals merchant until grand live
>>566169023>once gacha SSR bobo comes out she can only get TTL from twin turbo (the designated TTL card for everyone else is her card)Relying on the card that can agemasen you at any point in the event chain for a gold skill sounds so fucking grim. Godspeed, and thank you because I forgot to factor in switching out welfare Bourbon in my pull plans.
>17 years old
Are there any Umamusume you like but don't post because you know /uma/ doesn't like them?
>>566170123>moleShe's ugly
>>566170146i like tachyon and gold ship
>>566170146No, but there are umamusume I don't like but post because I know /uma/ doesn't like them.
>>566169297>we should milk our trainer
>>566170146We don't like Sounds of Earth.
>dober just runs down the lobby if her shit activatesvery nice
>>566170146mambo
>>566170370Always remember: All trainers at Tracen Academy are trainers with benefits.
>>566169961Post your ID or apply in game with /uma/ on your profile.
>>566170493>if
>>566170516We love Mambo here.
>>566170146I post Sirius because I know people font like her.So I am trying to change that.
>>566170659SEX
>>566170747>posting the fraud
would you still love your uma if she BECOME SLOW METABOLISM for more than just her career
>"Speed" stat in a racing gameThat's like having a "Win" stat in an RPG.
Tell it to me straight bros, are we free from Oguri this cm?
>>566170747I like herI just don't like her being so hyper glazed by cygames yet has one of the shittiest kits of any modern uma and I hate it
Dude, it's not an anime intro, it's a gacha song.
epic simply epic
>>566170784No
Why won't they respect my boundaries
>>566170947DAAAAAAAAAAAHBY
>>566170932
How many longer for game be good?
>>566168218A cat is fine too
>>566171072Until you have good card
>>566171072Out of ten!
>>566170992We have no rights
>>5661699181150 enough
I wish I was that hat
>>566170992sex
>>566170878she's still the strongest non-front option I think
>>566171194i really really really really really like sweepy
>>566171317sex with my wife lunasex with our daughter teio
Please remove Vodka as rival in MANT
>>566169918the secret is to take the powlet stamlet pill
>>566170878xoguri is suboptimal but OG is a good late surger option
>>566169837why are anons all of sudden so horny for finemo?
People always make fun of Tickezo, but like, you know she won the Derby, right? The _Derby_. People say winning a G1 is like getting an Olympic gold medal, well winning the Derby is like getting an Olympic PLATINUM medal. I think she deserves an apology.
>>566162492Ex danchou died?
>>566171317where are the teio lewds?
>>566171540>suddenlyI've been making that bodyguard sex post for weeks, if not months
>>566171543Kaichou...
I hope my 825k weekly average will be enough until the next scenario
>>566171317>>566171543>Idonum Fuck off
"""Marvelous""" Sunday refuses to hint me THH.
>>566170747We like Sirius here
>>566171541CounterargumentShe's ugly, she cries a lot, and she ONLY won the derby which makes her as much a fraud as Fraudoli
>>566171747Apply for a janny position
>>566171795Proof?
>>566171543>>566171317the best teio/luna artist
Ok the joke was funny for a while and nobody got hurt since everyone got their monthly gibs but when will my Danchou come back again?
what is the latest club drama
>>566171853>troonaHer name is Rudolf
>>566171847is this real? oh no, how will tore ever escape the mejiro breeding stables
uh oh anti jp schizo melty
>>566171981>marked
>>566171814>She's uglyThat means you're gay.
>>566171981I want to be marked
>>566170872Read how the speed stat works and you'll fine it's one of the least used
>>566172117>spatsShit uma
>>566172051_____________do your dailies and drop shoes in chat________________
>>566172281do you like ANYTHING?
>>566172254
>>566171814WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN? WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>566172314Cock
>>566172281get a load of this queer
where is the sloptard? I need him to make a thing so everyone can see
>>566170259don't shay that....
>>566172356Better than liking Tickezo or Ryan LMAO ROASTED!!
Low rolling never fails
>>566172416
>>566172664
umaspyoi
>>566172664What is this referencing I don't get it
A day in the life of a late surger
https://poal.me/2lt22zhttps://poal.me/2lt22zhttps://poal.me/2lt22z
>>566171848
>>566172658Dismantle it.
>>566172732>he waifus a boyumaFaggot
>>566172807There is a king, and a queen of Uma fans, the Mr CB KING, and the silly sirius one.>>566172947HOT orf, ugly freak.
>>566169023She's also a good runaway to help your front runners in HarutenGood luck beating this team in long CM especially Maya, they are the reason Cygames released the best speed card, the best stamina card and best power card in the game and made them specialized to pace chasers
>>566172947I have been convinced
>>566172781Then why are late surgers with no accel skills always eating all my cocks?
>>566171814but winning the DAAAHBYYY is all she wantedunlike kwaboli that pretends she's above triple crown 7 G1 umas when her record is worse than air shakur
The "Add a new answer" fag has become too full of himself. We need to correct him. Put him in his place. Teach him a lesson. give him a hug and tell him it'll be okay
sex with speedsex with lunasex with teiooyakodon
>>566173363Sirius was literally tortured for her career
>>566172787Not sure what it has to do with the poal but yeah I'd make Nature a mother
>>566168325CUTE Journey.
you ever have a run so bad that kill your will to play the game for the rest of the day?
>>566173685every day
>>566173685there have been runs that make me want to play for the entire week
Anyone keeping track on this guy?
>>566173498https://poal.me/mq4zzmhttps://poal.me/mq4zzmhttps://poal.me/mq4zzm
>>566173685Not yet, no. As much of a fuck up a run could be I just pull the plug and wait the TP bar to reach 30
>>566173363Lmao this nigga is treating the fictional character personality as the real horse tickezo fags are completely delusional
>>566173685Yesterday I decided to borrow NTR because she is the meta speed card for this scenario. I kid you not, she did not give me a single friendship training for the entire, FUCKING BITCH, ALL MY FRIENDS HATE NTR
>>566173767CUTE! The man truly loves his horsie
>>566173927What the FUCK is a horse
>>566173767cuteI wish horses were real...
>>566173767KINO
>>566173927Um, you started by saying she's ugly and cries a lot... were you talking about the actual horse?
>>566173927What, didn’t you see winning ticket yelling DAAAAHHHHBBYYYYYY after his race Makibao style?
Heh... a horse could never be real. That would be crazy
Just as we live in a universe with lots of torenas and no umamusume, there is a universe where there are umamusume and no torenas. Do you think they feel like something is missing? An implacable gap that can never be truly filled?
narapea top rape
>>566173775>spats
>>566161962
Personally, bloomers > spats
Is Maruzensky REALLY at a huge disadvantage later on for not being able to use her own summer card? Is it THAT good for Front runners?
>>566174409my cute puny wife
I miss him...
>>566173767This is how you truly enjoy the game
>>566173498I came so hard to that pregnant nature pic it hurt
>>566174424yesnot as bad as gold groundwork will kneecap bobo though
>50 carats wasted in clocks>no medium SI cry
>>566174409Whatever you say grandpa
before i leave the earthI'll make this girl give birth
>5 borrows>zero med Smaybe tomorrow...using dober borrows is suffering
>>566174191>Do you think they feel like something is missing? An implacable gap that can never be truly filled?They're single women with minimum wage jobs and paying bills to focus on.
>>566174502STOP HIDING THE UI YOU CHEATER
>>566174629it's doba
>>566174545If you genuinely have no clocks left what do you do? Just skip the entirety of MANT?
>>566174506Guess I'll do this then>enjoy maru until her card releases>then enjoy bobo until her card releases where I'll go back to enjoying maruSounds like a plan
>>566174490I'm not liking the current vibe of the club desu
>>566174859You pay 10 carats per clock.You get 1 free ride a day if you plunder Tazuna's shop.
>>566169918>3 runs completed in the last 15 attemptsseriously what are you doing? How tf do you bomb out 80% of the time?
>>566174302is that the god of destruction...?
>>566174409>bloomers>entire comic is about Rudolfs drawers
>>566174689Oh then the answer is yes thenNo wonder Falco and Curren want to make it big on the regular social media space before being demoted to umafans thots (that horse over there)
>>566174859open league aoharu runs
>>566174610
i am wearing a thong right now why did i never try before it feels like freedom
S aptitude roulette is the worst part of this game, it's so soul shattering to get a good run and getting fucked by no med S
>>566175347True freedom is going commando
I just realized that during Maru's banner all I need is to snag 2 copies, then use my 2 crystals and during 1.5 anni we get a selector where I can get the final copyHopefully I luckfag that one so I can pull for either Crickey or this qt whose name I can't recall
>>566174909Nothing changed mambro.
>>566175549that has no charmwearing lose boxer feels the samebut the thong you feel holding and supporting your parts
>>566175668Have you considered that maybe I wanted things to change?
>>566175745Well what do you want then?
I gamble for 4 hours a day in hopes of increasing of my odds of winning the bi-weekly gamble I'm an umamusume gamer
>>5661756133LB is fine
>>566174462CUTE!!!!!
>>566175613i wouldn't crystal her, especially not past 3LBshe reruns many times in the future and returns past 1LB are severely diminished compared to most SSRs
>started a run with the wrong parentsFUUUUUUUUUUCK
>absolute dogshit run>but the spark is niceI'm a battered wife coming back to another run
when will we be free of mantalso, when will we get updates to existing scenariosand is the next scenario good
>>566174958I refuse to continue the run when the game is blatantly fucking me over
>>566176187i wanna fuck this rich brat so much holy shit
>>566174859I'm pretty sure I have spent 2000 carrats on MANT runs at this point (maybe a little more)
>>566176187Get fucked
Wei?
>>566175818He wants to be free from his mortal shackles
>>566176384End of JulyidkNo
>>566173685No. Having a bad run is quickly spotted (3~4 clocks in junior year) and you can deal with it by turning into a parent/fan run.What kills my motivation is having a really good run but not getting distance S nor a key skill
uhh that's nice now how about that medium S
>get medium s >this shit happens What the fuck-Natie has NSM
>>566176537
>>566176540>retarded zoomer is turning young girls into gyarus through brainrotShe needs to be deleted from the game.
>>566176765sssssssex with my cute CF
>>566162694>so yeah none of them are from hereNice way to prove them right retard
>>566176187Better than wrong scenario
medium S syndrome
>>566174502
>>566161962Had uma in profile when applyingHad uma in profile when applyingHad uma in profile when applyingHad uma in profile when applyingFake news debunked.
I need to roll for Cheval so bad...
>>566177284hmmmmm nyo
>>566174330what's this supposed to prove
>>566177342Just 1 more year…
>>566177342
>>566176674>lost to NTR
>>566173767yeahis nice to see he keeps playing and asking to help like to which banner to pull
>>566161962It's been disproven
>>566177618>TrannyscendDidn't win
>>566176000this inumusume has rude breasts
>>566177618what the FUCK are those nightmare glimmers
>>566177284>>566177349>>566177643Trying too hard, discordnigger
>>566177838Discord? That's been disproven
What's the point of this skill
>>566177903Admire Vega is beautiful, though is that a wedding bikini or just a regular bikini
>>566178052Same shit as frenzied. Not good
>>566178052For sandbagging end closer debuffers to punish end/lates for rushing when they are normally rewarded for it.
>>566178127It's slopkill yourself
>>566178034
>>566176976Pragmata? More like Pregnata
>>566178275bot post
Real slop hours I guess it's bedtime
>>566178518Beep boop sloppa is aids
I keep the game open in the lobby to listen to Machitan going:"Happy birthday Machitan!", it's very cute...
>>566178667Cute boy
>>566178518cry about it faggot
>>566175668Everything changed. My Danchou is fucking dead
https://x.com/i/status/2051885154365485564
>runs have been bad I'll do a parent run>next CM is mile>Taiki it is>remember Taiki is not good for next CM as a parent>give up the run and close the gameAAAAAA Give me MedS I'm going insanEE
>>566175818Mambo
>>566178878
>Mambo's uma profile is still Fukukitaru
>>566178926It feels like the Weimar Republic right now
>>566178639>>566178789bots shouldn't be allowed in these threads, even if they are meatbots running the very popular program "if see AI-generated image, post a mindless, trivial complaint that includes the word 'slop'"things that are popular are not automatically good and acceptable - take that kind of bandwagon behavior to Reddit
>>566178878Kissing my beautiful wife Tachyon everyday at all hours of the day.
>>566178926But he hasnt done anything notable in the last 5 months before he stopped playing
>>566179238At least he didn't go back on his word when he did kick someone
uh oh sloppy meltie
>>566173943So you got the true NTR experience
>>566179196not reading your chatgpt drivel
>>566179116There's only one Machitan.
>>566178380I'm usually the one who posts the pregumas but I don't have anything of Ramonu, very sorry.
>>566179469The evil takeover!
>>566179469Fuku Sloppy toppie until my cockie melty
>>566179346It was more of a club decsion to revert it, also the Mambo plush dogeza was funny
>>566179605A grown ass 30+ year old man typed this
What the fuck is going with these MANT runs. 2 runs in a row and I only get power and wits boost items with guts anklets in store, but no speed or stamina boost items, no megaphones after 1st year, no more whistles after 1st year. What the fuck is this luck?
>>566179657keb you can come back anytimethe invite is still there...
>>566179657Uhm yeah? This is an ojisan game general.
>>566179657nta but we're all 30+ mages here though?
New mambo danchou here. I had to let him back in, he gave me access to his onlyfans. I'd do the same for anyone else as long as they're hot enough.
>>566179605Mambocchi should have been the danchou
>>566179702I had a zero whistles run, and then the next one I couldn't even buy more with how many I got. I fucking hate RNG heavy scenarios
>>566179889I hate RNG that's why I play umamusume
>>566179761I sense a youthful imposter among us. Brethren, convene the Wizard Council.
machikanetanhoyza
>oguri and dia late surger run>easy career with only 1~2 clcoks used at most>nice nature>med S + nimble>all clocks already used by classic summer
>>566179773That would have been funny
What if I’m not a wizard and amSub 30? Can I still join the council?
>>566180218NO, YOU CANNOT! FUCK OFF, NORMALFAG CHILD!
>>566180218Yeah, non-wizards become courtesans
>>566180121Let the council begin! I, Anon, KHV Grandwizard +7 would propose to burn youthful imposters at the stake, but I will yield the floor to more senior Wizards
>struggle with the matikane's names for months since playing the game>now can't spell them wronglyweird
>>566180257I just wanted to be included in things too!>>566180372Not like that yamete
sorry danchou can't play todaybusy with my girlfriend
>>566180416sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>566180457No worries! Just post rice shower in chat.
sorry danchou can't play todaybusy with your girlfriend
I'm feeling blue today. Can someone gimme huggles and maybe kissies?
>>5661804577 and I rape you and then your girlfriend
>>566180457Make sure you tell us when you're banging her in club chat!
>>566180509>post rice shower in chatis that the club equivalent of putting a necktie on the door? Holy shit that's degeneratekinda based, though
>>566180578anything but 7 and I will do this instead
Can’t do my fan runs. I’m busy having sex
post your favourite pregant uma
>>566180558The Finemo poster can
>>566180645You guys really are 30+
>>566180685
>>566180558I'd give you a hug bro. No kiss though, that's kinda weird
>>566180546This is fake. All danchous are single losers
>>566180783duh, dum dum, my niece is already six years old
>>566180958I'm vol
>>566180841Dober a cute
Familyzoned....
>>566180546This is fake. All danchous have boyfriends
>>566180440I have sent my personal sleep paralysis demon to haunt you for your transgression.
pleas a jiggi
>>566181038UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH TINY NORTHERN TASTE UMANKO SEX
>>566181015So, this means not all umas are for (you) ?
Danchou here. Just letting you know if I see you in a jiggy room I'm upping your quota by 10m this month.
>>566181008
>>566181015sweet home alabama....
>>566181340What does a nigger have to do with uma
>>566181254What emotion is this expression intended to convey?
>>566181416trying too hard
>>566181493chinese
>>566181416blacks love sports and gambling
>>566181493cuteness
>>566181493
>>566181114https://jiggie.fun/RJKkLshttps://jiggie.fun/RJKkLshttps://jiggie.fun/RJKkLs
>>566181721go back to slop please
>>566181268skirts are a blessingshame upon all the femnazis killing their usage in the west
>>566181721
>suzuka>frontrunner autism>fuku>will kill herself over luck>taiki>will kill herself over being lonelywhy are they like this?
>>566181854They didn't kill it, they gave them to men
>>566181624
>>566181927Pokkute
>>566181952alas im not a hyper mega faggot homo person, so to me they killed it
>>566182004Is she stupid
>>566181949to not-so-subtly tell (You) that they need toreina cock
>>566182004ccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttteeeeeeeeeeee
All trainers are comrades already in tracen despite being competitorsWhy would the Mejiros need a party to reinforce something that's already established in the first place? They're not even trainers>Team building broYeah nah, Akikawa already has that provided, a third party isn't necessary unless
>>566182184
>>566182330Do not question Mejiros.
>>566182391>they’re drinking juice
>>566182419marriagecreampiefamily making
>>566182391Giwtwm
>>566182563
>>566182330In the umaverse, umas evaluate the breeding stock instead of ningen. These parties are for the elders to observe and decide who needs to get bred.
>>566182330bro, don't be dumb. it's just an event where mejiro allies/donors get to claim a trainer of their choice. mcqueen literally traffics you to dia.
Huh... I thought it would've been higher.
>>566181927fokke de pokke
>>566182680
Tracen....Match making.....
>>566182829Never accept an invitation to an Epsatono Island party. You will never be seen again.
Suddenly we all enjoy Cheval Grand
>>566182330it was all a scheme planned by McQueen to try to fish out the trainer that didn't show up to Dia's interviews
>>566182864
>>566183043win win
I don't like Cheval Grande. I didn't particularly dislike her either. I don't know anything about her, because she is not a character in the game this general is about. Did you get the wrong thread?
>>566183261get raped and die
>>566183215sex with uma cheva and the small jap woman in this video
PLEASE MAKE THIS THE ONE
>>566183514>Front runner You didn't win.
>>566183514>he posted
stop jacking off to boys
I just woke up
>>566183630>y-you beat me so you d-didn't win!Lmao grow a pair
>>566183514explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode
Has a front runner ever won the Derby irl?
>>566183261>grande
>>566183841Here's your (You) sweetie *smooch*
>>566183898
>>566183835I will now masturbate to Cheval.
>>566183514post results
>>566183969Oh no, I misspelled the name of a character I don't know because he isn't in the game I'm here to post about.
>>566183898Hey
My trainee raped me
>>566184206>uuuh i don't know because it's not in the game>he still knew the name enough so he had prior knowledge rendering his argument flawedFucking tourists get more retarded by the day
>>566184230petting her tits instead
i want to fuck future umamusumes
>>566184410stop replying to the schizo
>>5661835147 and your summer will be as dry as Suzuka's umanco
>supposedly beloved by all>no one was willing to take her in until the player trainer did
>>566184410Wow, the secret hidden knowledge of the post literally six above mine. Why are even here? You don't even play the game.
>>566184138If I don't post results assume I killed myself this is my 5th consecutive run today I'm reaching my limit>>566184507NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>566184507suzukas ultra wet umanko
>>566184339Next time wear something more appropriate
>>566183841Forehead kissing Topro
>>566184553I love my danchou but I wouldn't adopt him
>>566184486
>>566184615Just so you know, last time I 7 cursed a Kita anon for him to not get med S, it workedGambatte
>>566184553>single father experience At least Nishino had the discord admin experience Who is this shit suppose to appeal to
>>566184615then we can see your deck and uma if it fails...
It’s simple. We kill the Danchou.
>>566184836I just think she's sexy
>The schizo targets other umas when NTRfag is not hereChevachi is an anime Uma, everyone knows who she is, same as NTR.
>>566184802>only one wit rainbow summer 2nd yearIT'S WORKING NO FUCK OH FUCK>>566184874Here you go
The next Uma posted will rape everyone in this thread
>>566184206Relax. I was just calling you an esl, spic
>>566185132CREEK AND OGU RAPE YEAH THANKS ANON!
>>566185112no red shift is glue
>>566185306Accels for Fronts are very overrated
Is winning races with E running style doable? I wanna do some Taiki parent runs since I have nothing better to do and I wanna get late surger skills from races since training hints are unreliable
>>566185397Shhh, don't let people find out he's gaslighting
>>566185397He replies "muh redshift" to literally every uma posted, just ignore him.
>>566185460Why would you ever want a Late Surger Taiki
>>566185460I only have done this with Maru pace and it was never an issue
>>566185331I've never needed the transparent version of the chiyo licky licky webm so bad
>>566185460We all used to win URA races with F/G fronts
>fuku ace run again>random 7th place in victoria mile>random 3rd place in takarazuka kinenits so tiresome.
Okay but uma
>>566185554all the top performing bourbons have redshift, but somehow it's overrated kekaroo
Buy skills, nerdsThe hat will drop only after you buy like 3 gold skills worth of points
>>566185747Danchud...
>>566185747Dude my cursed mihono bourbon got last place on queen elizabeth I feel you
mihonhon bonbon
miyohoverse bourbon
>>566185829Post yours
Mihomo boredom
>>566185881This is true, actually
>>566185881You don't fool me, hats aren't real, that's why i couldn't graduate
>>566186048https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=character
>>566185829>if winning, win harderwow!
it's bourbon, not barbin
Remember when threads used to be fast? Now we have to post a bunch of gibberish just to finish this 4+ hours old threadMANT really killed this game...
>>566186315I repeat: SEX
>>566186242I said post yours nigger unless you can't because you don't play the game
>>566186257>.2 inherited accel will definitely not get run down by lates and endslol
>>566185747>that random 10th in queen elizabeth race>that forced 2nd place in victoria mile>3-4 clocks wasted in junior year>mandatory 5th place in tenno spring>some 3rd place in osaka hai>1 clock forced in hanshin juvenile fillies>that random place in nhk mileswow MANT is so much funwhy game is like this
>>566185985>>566186035>>566186067>>566186263
>>566185881@umagrok is this true
>>566186450She makes this face when I cum in her
>>566186242>it's the haku retardkek, of course. Join lobbies and play the game or stop sharing your shit opinions
Thread ending time to eat the 3 chocolate muffins and choco milk I saved for this moment when NOBODY will notice
>>566186494don't do it Torena, that's a spiked drink
>>566186401not doxxing, you clearly don't play and definitely do not play fronts stop gaslighing
>>566186674
>>566186750It is?*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*
>>566186597post your shit aces so we can laugh okay
umanko as in horse pussy
>>566186945You cucked out on posting yours, why would I post mine?
>>566186674Fatso
>>566186906fat ass
>>566186945>post aces>check my site>post aces>n-no u!Yeah knew you didn't play
i had wisdom teeth out yesterday and i want to eat some cake like things (madeleines) i have but I'll wait one more day, umamusume
>>566187142>redshift bad on frontYou already lost there bub
>>566187238>by accident
Rice Shower is overpowered there I said it.
I overpowered Rice in the shower, there I did her.
>>566187286bad=/=overratedHope that helps ESL bro
>>566187238Haha sister? Then I can do this *rapes you*
boysex
>>566187450rape is not funny
>>566187434>overratedJust admit you do not play fronts, stick with Gold Ship
Who wins Rice Shower or Rice Cooker
>>566187609My Summer Maru without Redshift has been winning lobbies tho
Air Shower
>>566187623Rice Fryer
>>566187623Everyone wins when rice is cooked
>>566187623It's currently a tie: https://poal.me/vg596q
>>566187698Post lobby lets see
>>566187596For you
>>566187869I'm in the middle of a career so nyo. Host it in 30 mins and I'll join
>>566187814Funny how the winners are Rice Shower and Air FryerWe should have sex and our kid would be Rice Fryer haha wouldn't that be something haha can you imagine haha
we arent your friends. stop posting irrelevant personalslop here. i will NOT talk to you about your day.
>>566188186answer how your day was in the new bread>>566188225>>566188225>>566188225
>>566188186How was your day?
>>566188186dont say that...
>>566188186Who are you even talking about
>>566188186We used to call that blog posting, but ok.
>>566188106So true
>>566188186dont shay that...
