Previous: >>566158467>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
MARU SEXO
Fuji love.
how was your day umafren
Gold City feet in my mouth
ryan LOVE
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/RJKkLs
wahey
Guess what word I'm thinking of right now
My Dream Journey.
>>566188225>>566188393ughhhhh seeeeeex
I just finished my second cup of coffee and I'm about to work out. How are you guys doing today?
>>566188483Try being yourself, instead of just acting.
My blogpost you say? Well today I got some spraying oil to use with my Air Fryer I have only used twice. I made potato fries on it with the spraying oil, and they were so crispy and delicious, probably the best fries I ever had. I made a chicken breast to accompany them and that was my lunch with a glass of water
>>566188440almost the weekend, so im comfy
>>566188531uhmmm burger
>>566188186No need to be so tsun, natiebwo
do i really need to somehow get red shift on my s maru
>>566188827well, yes and no
>>566188743The final 3 letters are corect
>>566188665>Try being yourself, instead of just acting.thats how i got a wife
how much speed do i need to win arima kinen on long C again?maru parent
>>566188670I thought you were a Rice Shower type
>>566188440Chill. I think I’m gonna buy some Culver’s for dinner
>>566188941
>>566188827yes
>>566188665Just dont reply
How soon will >we need to specialize on a style? What's the first support card?
>>566188997Translation? I don't speak pedophilia
>>566188917Oh, we're doing wordle?Okay, umm bugger
>>566188827no
>>566189227The final 4 letters are correct>>566189310Correct
>>566189310um you aren't supposed to sign your posts
>>566189310It was actually nagger
It's just that easy
>>566189174You need to start specializing NOW.
remember when 4chan had some busted early version of captcha that gave you two words to enter into a box but you only had to get one right so everyone always entered the second one as nigger
>>566189178Don't worry friend, I'm fluent in pedophilia. Producer-san is a term used in a different game, Idolmaster. She should have used the more politically correct term of Trainer-san.
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>have the best run of my life>an anon cursed me and ended up with thisTime to kill myself
>>566189174frontcuckies have to start soon with smaruthe others can wait until around 2.5/3 anni respectively with mcqueen wit/dia wit/taishin wit
I'm more excited about watching KWAB possibly win the Spring Triple Crown than I am about anything happening in the game any time soon
>>566189839>frontdeserved
>>566189881I thought everyone is required to get SMaru?Or fronties have to pull MLB SMaru and everyone else can settle with 1LB?
>>566190054the others can just skip it rofl
cant believe trainer comes home to this every night
>>566190129Then what 3 speed cards are non-fronts running for Grand Live?
>>566189839>frontkekDeserved
>>566190054Everyone needs to roll for the card since playing Fronts will be mandatory for the new pvp mode
Uma&Co has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly players sending urara stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>566190312Kick V first
>>566189970>>566190267>so mindbroken he has to samefag without even changing the content of the postLmao not only the schizo is a tranny and argenigger but also a gambacuck
>>566190257you will never need 3 speeds
Rice cooker this, stovetop that. Nothing against those, I'm fine with ease of use, but real cooks use the grill.
>>566190362>he knows the spot is open because V wasn't kicked>only club members could knowYou're fucking the club from the inside aren't you?
>>566190625bwo you can just check the doxx sites...
>>566190312
>>566190674Those don't update so fast, it takes a day or two, but he's been posting this since the announcement and that was made the moment a spot was open
>>566190625Nigger everyone knows Nitsu was flatlined for a month
Look at how cute this Fuji is.
>>566190242
>>566190625https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC_R6Za-XP0
>>566190312Literally every single club has filled their empty slots besides this piece of shit discord club
>>566190486speaking of it is a good time to grilli'll use mine this weekend, thanks anon for the reminder
>>566190451????
>>566191187don't shay that...
>>566189839>second front I killed with a 7Sorry anon, I don't make the rules
>>566191187You're forgetting Bicked, the other piece of shit discord club#clublist Please think about removing Discord clubs from the list. Don't care if it's not a "mandatoy" discord. All they do is cause needless drama.
>>566191187>this piece of shit discord clubActually it's a very friendly club.
>>566191187Guess Mambo, Dacchis, Brick are also pieces of shit
ALL ME BABY
>>566191516I'd wear the tailplug for Cafe.
>>566191187I know you want to drive the narrative that le discord bad, but I don't think that's true. We have other clubs with open slots
>>566191432Fuck you Oguri
>>566191516Being honest, I wouldn’t really feel them wrapping me with their tails unless they actually pulled on them
Mambo!
>>566191187Dacchis has not filled up yet
>>566191583Mambo and Dacchis are 30/30 kek
>>566191813thats why its cute.
>ntrfag woke up>thread quality instantly drops
>>566191569https://poal.me/cof3vtVote
I'm filling up my dacchis as we speak
You guys are making me want to play MANT instead
>>566191882see >>566191832Goddam this schizo is going off again today
>>566192017Fuck off then
can someone post the club list pic please?i want to join some club but don't want to use discord...
>>566188393
End Closer Digitan seems to be doing better than Late Surger Digitan in those Hakuraku stats and i somehow have a strong suspicion i'm being bamboozled because sweats that field End Digitan are already the type that take the extra step to find fitting end closer sparks lying around in a domestic parent or from an outside borrow- which would also be the type that was already on the ball for everything else needed to win a race
>>566191832I guess the internet is pretty slow in the jungle
>>566191965Add new answer
>>566191882Hmmm bwo your narrative? >>566191832>>566191914Yeah because you can't stop obsessing and thinking about his juicy cock, if you could stop talking about him for a day then the threads would be good again
Is it worth not doing the Mile Championship for? I did win the other Mile Cups
>>566192109Those are all whales so they can do whatever they want
>>566192131I can't add anything
78894960788949607889496078894960roomi wanna see if my shit team will do as bad as i think
>>566192219See>>566192125
>>566192125Dacchis is literally recruiting here lol >>566189824I know /uma/ is retarded but come on now
>>566192219>his stop talking about yourself in 3rd person
I'm so glad Taiki avoided Asuna's fate (BA)
>>566192107Holy Fuji Kisexy...
>>566192125chrono only updates like once a day
why do i always see the same posts as yesterday, the day before, last week, last month, and last year in /uma/?
Stego is so cute. I want to go back to training her. Hate Sprint LoH.
>>566192096Motherfucker its in the OP, now open your mouth wide for some spoonfeeding.
>>566192457Every day until you like it.
>>566192457browsing /uma/ is like using an air fryer
>>566192457When the schizo takes the meds the threads get better
Looking for a club.181478271067
>>566192482Cute Stego.
>>566192303the answer is a resounding nyesgo again93232375932323759323237593232375
>>566192457Cause you didn't filter the NTR faggot
Of course the stegoshitter always start at the same time. Nyoooooticing
>>566192109I agree but single End spark isn't that hard, and you can run CB instead of risking agemasen from Power Marvelous.
stego sexo
>>566192482>>566192634Very cute. olev stego
>>566192457my mom says i act like taishin
>>566192505thank you bb
>>566192680rent free, same thing everyday with this retard
>>566192552
So I got every Sprint/Mile trophy for Curren-chan but how the hell am I supposed to get Medium & Long ones? I cant boost her scores high enough for her to win them at all.
>>566189227I will protect this poster with my life.
>>566192584healthy and easy to use? how nice of you heart
>>566192654A Front without Redshift won?The Haku schizo is gonna have a melty
TamaLove, formerly AlmondLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The club's only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AlmondLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
>>566192729only for me though
>>566192584something only a retard would do? damn, true...
>>566192770evol ogets
>>566192796There are civilized countries above those countries "anon" :)
>>566192854
>>566192584DON'T SHAY THAT...!
>>566193017He's an idiot for waking her up instead of just going back to sleep.
>>566189310This the first time I've gotten hit by global rule 3.
>>566192968ToT
If you would all just love rice then all of this dumb bad stupid thread drama wouldn't happen because we'd all be too busy posting about rice
>>566192457stop making waves
>>566192908Literally every single club has filled their empty slots besides this piece of shit discord club
>>566192457>and last year in /uma/?What was /uma/ like in the spring of 2025
>>566192796
>>566192654go again54117246541172465411724654117246
>>566192584air fryer bros ovr repvtation....
>>566192457Autists love routine
Shut the fuck up Dasca schizo go fuck yourself
>>566192908wait a minute... I've seen that before...it's more than 2!? what the fuck.
>>566192897To be fair, she has final push, and getting redshift on Smaru is as hard as or harder than getting med S
>>566191965Results so far, vote if you feel like it.#clublist
>>566192729this needs a pregnant version
got lucky and somehow pulled seiun skytime to do parent runs with herwhich maru should i slap on as grandparent, og or summer, the other gparent is a borrowed v.borbon
ATTENTION EVERYONEI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NARITA TOP ROADTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION FOR THIS MATTER
Hags?
>>566193339I only voted yes because I wanted to tie the vote. It's funnier that way.
>>566193210Mambo blessing me with a win on her birthday, thanks for the room
who is ntr
>>566193339are you clublist anon or not
>>566193210>actual mambo winnerholy moly
>>566193210thank you all for joining the rooms, luckily i have other aces made up in case i cant go seal clubbing with my bnw team>>566193492no problem bwo
>>566193210>all sub 700 stamnyoooooooooooooooooooticing
>>566193210oh no no no piguribros our responses??????
>>566193548No I just want him to see the poll. I wouldn't be posting the clublist hashtag if I was him
>>566193365*PLAP PLAP PLAP* working on it *PLAP PLAP PLAP*
I couldn't do Ultra Golsi Mode...
Flatliner here. It's over
>>566193712What a loser!
>>566193659>no redshift
>>566193186slightly faster and less gay
>>566193712but it was easy...
1-5 Roll6-9 don't roll0 Blow it all on cards
do we have other discord clubs ? Its been several months and no other club has gone out the closet.
>>566193960
>>566193960rip
Digitan LOVE
>>566193698godspeed, anon
>>566193960I better see a damage report
>>566193186It was beautiful. Everyone was cheerful and hopeful for the future. We were forewarned about MANT, but we didn’t LISTEN
>>566193960Enjoy your Air Shakur spooks.
>>566193960be sure to post results, anon
>>566193659>>566193898>>566193638Both Machitan and Hog are from my team, both are recycled from previous CM, that's why Hog has wrong greens and they're both understammedI've been having a tough time making a very good ace for this CM so I'll probably just roll with them
>>566194025People that use discord are all attention whores anon. They would start a Discord instantly and "leak" it instantly too. I doubt any other clubs have discord
>>566193354Rice tights.
>>566193960this lucky guy is going to mr CB MLB in 50 pulls !!!
>>566194092pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u seethed even harderwen ur brick for sur alway rember kill air shakur
>>566194025Other clubs have discords too, they just got lucky they didn't recruit a schizo that will leak it yet
>>566194158at this point I wouldn't be surprised if many people do this as well
Test. Sorry I don't know anything about encoding.
>>566194286
>>566193592digitan died on her way to winning
>>566194376>no images
>>566194376>Danchode is from SEA
>>566194376>deleted
Rare Brick (835612678) has two spots for anons who need a comfy A+ club>25mil monthly>don't flatline and disappear>medium shoes>stickers in chatReply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/pls put /uma/ or /vg/ on your profile because I don't check every time to see if you're from another /uma/ club. if I rejected you before, just apply again
>>566188440I'm having a really weird case of insomnia.
>>566193939Nothing is easy if you're bad.
>>566194631i thought the video was fucked or something why does it pause for so long at the text? really breaks the flow.
>>566194504I'm a burger...
>>566194631Literally every single club has filled their empty slots besides this piece of shit discord club
>>566194631#JusticeForTotopo
>6 [deleted]I leave for a slop filled wank, talking to my GPU, and this is what I have to come back to? Seriously, guys?
>>566194937NTRfag unfortunately samefags a lot
>>566194828Mmmmmm puffy vulva...
>>566194937>talking to my GPUI thought chatbots used a different resource.
>>566195073they can use both
>>566195073usually someone else's GPU but yeah. its all GPUs these days.
>>566195073Poor fags tutore their CPU and RAM, people from first world countries use their GPU and vRAM.>>566195148No shit, it's what they do.
Go beat up Makween
>said the word>post not deleted>not bannedThanks janny
ah sweet! a schizo thread!
Schizo keeps losing
>>566194937how embarassing amirite
test
>>566195391No way, me tooSomeone should make a club about this
>>566195325TEST DIEDGET OVER IT ALREADYSTOP BRINGING HIM UP
New lasagna event!
>>566195214>Beaten by Teio tooOh nyo nyo nyo...
>>566195409
Good evening bros
this is a sign
>>566195162>>566195184>>566195204I have much to learn about computers.
>>566195505Bite sized
>>566195612no that is a trainer
YEP
Wish there were more "Stego traveled a bit too much and ended up in the backrooms" art.
>>566195148>>566195391
>>566192457What the fuck is her problem? Why is she looking at Brian like that?
>>566195704wish there was just more stego art
>>566195479If Test died, I guess you could say that in his absence, Uma is low-test
>>566195627Don't you mean byte sized?
Dawn ofThe First Day-72 Hours Remain-
>>566195828I hope you know she is a Runaway with no Mile aptitutes
>>566195828I plan on just reusing my previous aces. They have 900 stamina anyway.
>>566195574Shepard this sheep
boysex
Happy Birthday, Pokke!
I missed out on ultra goldshi modeHow fucked am I
>>566195801
>>566195623Slop is all about having a ton of (FAST) memory ((v)RAM), which can "easily" be solved by combining a ton of GPUs into a network, virtually combining their vRAM. Your next (never ending) challenge will be bandwidth and the speed of said vRAM. 20TB of data moving left and right every second? Not enough for AI lmao get bottlenecked loser!Slop is one of the many banes of modern humanity and the internet, but on a technological level it's pretty fascinating.>>566195828SexMarryBaby makingFamily making
>>566196179it was literally fucking nothing
>>566196179You missed out on a completely worthless title so not fucked at all.
cm13 status?
>>566195990
>>566196179-1 titleegyptian princes no longer want your account, might as well delete it
>>566196350Aiiiieee not like that
hoen arigato
>>566196283one ace that lost the only room ive put her in and i havent gotten medium S on a viable second ace yet. probably gonna have to reuse my rudolph/grass dominatrices from last cm.
>>566196212and then they fucked
>>566195574good evening cafe bro
>>566196219if it were only about memory, then it would be better to not use VRAMit's lots of matrix multiplications + memory, so GPUs with lots of VRAM are the slop meta (although in theory the ultra slop meta should be in-memory compute where there is no distinct processor and memory anymore)
did anyone fork it?
>>566196219Interesting. I figured since it was text it'd be a CPU process but you just want fast memory for anything generative? Cool stuff.I wish we had more Techie Umamusume. Feels like it's just Shakur and Transcend.
>>566196461posted it again awardhurt my feelings again award
>>566196564the words are a "lie"in actuality the LLM is generating huge arrays of probabilities and then the chatbot frontend uses them to select random, probable words
Why am I seeing late surger Raisu in rooms? Is this the new meta?
>>566196505There will always be better methods to do things in theory, the issue is which is the easier and quicker to pull off. GPUs and vRAM are obviously a FUCK TON faster than a CPU and it's beta male RAM, at which point it comes down to "power vs price">>566196564>since it was textDoesn't really matter if it's text, an image, a series of images (so called, videos), or a piece of music, they all largely function the same way, which is done fastest using above mentioned fashion.A search engine (google) on CRACK, as I like to think of LLMs and other types of modern day """AI""".
Get fucked stupid rich bitch.
>>566195574eheheheheheh hi
>>566196798>>566196948Interesting. I guess one of the first things I learned about software dev is how it lies to the end user.No wonder I can't afford PC upgrades.
big tits lose AGAIN
i figured out that all the little flies in my room were probably coming from my cactus that i wasn't watering correctly (fungus gnats) so i disposed of it in the compost bin and hopefully the flies will go away!
I'll proceed to breed this trainee
I swear to God, Goldship, if you don't drop an onsen ticket by the time you reach bond 11 I'm never training you again.
Ok but Air Jihad when?
>>566197306Take a shower you slob
>>566197230>No wonder I can't afford PC upgrades.You can thank the frauds at OpenAI for that mass, and their MASS purchase order of RAM and anything related to their work.
>>566196948Rulership is really cute, why does so much of her art involve her sulking?
>>566196283what's a cm
>>566197352>cyjews allowing anything related to mudslimsLmao good one
>>566197383She's a sore loser. Beat her in a board game or anything like that and she'll lock herself in her room.
>>566195226I see her.
>>566197230though, it doesn't actually really matter that slop uses VRAM instead of system RAM, because they're almost the same in terms of manufacturing and higher demand for either kind reduces the supply of bothumamusume: pretty derby
I love Rice
>>566197383Like the other anon said, she can't take a loss.
>THE BIRTHDAY GIRLTHE BIRTHDAY GIRL>THE BIRTHDAY GIRLTHE BIRTHDAY GIRL>THE BIRTHDAY GIRLTHE BIRTHDAY GIRL
I love them so much
>>566195226My oshi is very cute in that image.
what heals for pace xog taurus? shake it out?
firm course menace or killer tunes for my borrow slot?as a pace
>>566197605t b f at this point people will use whatever the fuck they can to get their slop projects going, may it be through GPUs or CPUs to cope with the lack of GPUs. Can't exactly blame them either, not like they have a choice.I do enjoy UmaMusume: Pretty Derby as well, Shakur poster!
>>566197703Honestly you kind of need both. But I would go with Firm Conditions Demon myself, the final stretch is 400m and dueling against other umas who have that green on top of med S is bound to happen, if your Uma doesn't have it she might lose by a nose, I seen it happen in rooms already.
>>566196283Hopeless
>>566197697hydrate, corner recovery, triple 7
Guys... I'm kinda... getting... sick... of MANT....
>every unit in parent+grandparent has groundwork spark>miss groundwork inspiration in 3 runsi hate it
>>566197703FCM, and load up on other midrace
>>566196283see you in B finals
>>566198139I feel you, and in those runs you get med S too
>>566198230red teio good for something i suppose
>>566197521>>566197634So she's like Ai-chan but instead of instantly hitting the rematch button she sulks? Cute.
Why didn't you bastards tell me Palmer was in MT's career?!?! I would have done it immediately!!
>>566196283its looking like participation trophy reward3 cms in a row now>crying mcqueen.jpeg
>>566198280No, and stop ban evading
I'm not seeing many Ines Fujins aroundwasn't she meta for CM13?
>>566198330>CuteYes. Very. I love Cheva 2 very much, can't wait to roll for her.>>566198339>He didn't knowFake palmer fan
>>566198380She's meta for exclusively cm13, just okay for cm14, and useless for the next year thereafter. They shouldn't have gimped her unique so hard.
>>566198230If McQueen had less clothes on she'd win
>>566198538>everyone saw mackie's bellyBased cameraman
>>566196283I can't be bothered to grind for CMs anymore. I'll just play during events and go for B finals.
Post your favorite unique animation
>>566198538How could you marry someone who dresses like this in front of 10s of thousands of spectators?
>>566196283I'm coping after doing 20 parent Maru runs, and these are the best sparks I could get. Although 6 of those runs were sandbagged because pre-debut training sucked to where I couldn't get stamina or even recoveries to win most medium races, but those sparks didn't even land on medium which was somewhat merciful. That turf set is kind of neat, but that's one of four mediums I ever got, and it was the best one of the bunch, it's so sad lmao.A lot depends on me finding good Dober borrows and that Maru's grandparents, but I'm pretty sure I'm settling on B this CM.
Minnaaaa ouen arigato
>>566198679Imagine banging the fap material of at least half a stadiumThat's hot as fuck
>>566198673
>>566198330She is very cute. She and Marche are my next ticket targets if I don't get enough carats for their banners.
>>566198824Why is he head so big in this form
Is there an uma that I can just make run every single race every turn?
>>566198952Don't do that
>>566198824>>566198914>he head
>>566198763The cutest umamusume!
What's with all the [Deleted]
>>566198767I would be too jealous to think like this
>>566199163Schizo rambling and fake deletions
>>566198824my fuarking hero...
>>566199163NTR ban evading
>>566198952Yes.
>My late surger procs a gold velocity skill>she falls behind in positionI am actually going to go fucking insane
I have a Nishino parent for CM14, is that all I need?I'm a pacechud btw.
>>566199314late race? she might have been accelerating to top speed in which case it did nothingor she was blocked, or a myriad of other scenarios
>>566199410You need Angling for your lucky Pace Groundwork Pasa
>>566199432No, this is happening constantly in mid race and I wonder why I even fucking bother putting mit race skills on her in the first place when the braindamaged retard uma gold ship can simply proc her unique and pass everyone because she feels like it
>>566199303xmas oguri it is :)
>>566198673Don't have it, but Fest Rudolph and KMSiracle
>>566199391someone link his umapyoi
>>566199542When Lates are failing to push up it’s usually a Power issue
>>566199391aaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHH
>>566199314>my front runner procs escape artist>random front runner with 800 wit overtakes me without using any skills
>>566199391giwtwm
>>566199612>>566199598The hugcord is raiding...
>>566199596yeah im sure it is tazuna very fucking insightful
pouring one out for keb tonight. rip dancho, we'll never know what happened to you...
>>566198380I tried building her but Fronts not named VBourbon or SMaru are kind of just defunct You will never beat a well made Bourbon/Maru if you are another frontIt's impossible
>>566199720I already know the wit on this
>>566199720>uncappedYep, power issue
>>566199542You probably get hit by PDM or you're a Witlet
>>566199720Well post the rest of the fucking uma thenWe can’t help you if we don’t know what we’re talking about
>>566199542because your uma silently failed a wit check 15 seconds ago which youre just now fully experiencing the repercussions of
new coof happeninganother 3 trillion fans for Falco soon
>>566199771it's time to let go bwohe's free....
>>566199540Witgod...
>>566199720Low wit just like your uma
your mum wit check in the cunt
>>566196283my aces are pretty cope and i can barely get myself to do 1 run a day
how come falco gets a song on the karaoke machineneither eishin or curren has one
Das it mang!
>>566199973Say it ain't so...
>>566199973... mambo was a discord guild all along? no...
>>566199973>OG MEBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>566196283I was more hopeful for the first Taurus run (I got 3rd on that one)
>>566200060Currens fanbase consists of people younger than 60 so they don't use jukeboxes.
>>566200060Umadol gameUmadol worldThe best umadol? Everyone knows this already
>>566200103All A+/S club are discord clubsI told you guys about that since last year
>>566199973>new playerbro just made a whole discord account just to falseflag lmao
>>566200103>retard still thinks A+ clubs don't have discord
jiggie creation song
>>566194887Neicha does not deserve this....
I'm a huge discord fag and I'm in mambo. If we had a discord I'd know about it.
I'm in an A+ club but there is no discordwas I not invited, that's mean
do something soulful and join a B+ club
>>566200431Your danchou has crippling social anxiety
>>566199973>>566200103ngl its been pretty clear for a long time that theres a friendgroup that made mambo and theyre all discord buddies. like at least 5 of them, probably more. they keep it lowkey but you can tell by the way some things play out that theres communication happening elsewhere.
>>566200321Please understand, /uma/ is so deprived of club drama they would resort to fabricating shit and pretend it's real... a self gaslight if you will...
>>566199391so does this guy actually do porn or what
>>566200530So is uma&Co. No wonder V isn't getting kicked
>>566200530They were never obnoxious about so I never really cared. It's pretty obvious the orange cabal are the ones involved
Cafe MANT runs genuinely make me want to kill myself
>>566200530>>566200678>less than 2 minutes and more than 90 seconds inbetween messagesI'M NYOTICIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>566200751Don't say that...
>>566200505Almost no one gets kicked, almost no one leaves
>>566200573sex with leftignore right
https://poal.me/53vaz3
>>566196562I'd rather spoon sweepy
>>566200869comfy
>>566200913Stego would hate you.
>>566200751you suck at training Cafe
>Try to run Fronts>All of the Late Surgers and End Closers overtake my Umas>Try to run Late Surgers>All of the Fronts run away uncontestedI-I think I'm just bad at this game bwos....I don't know what the fucking meta is supposed to be for CM13
>>566200867cafe I love you but your base stats for MANT are abysmal
>>566200530trve. keb sent me nudes yesterday. he embraced his of career
>>566200957Cute Ayabe.
>>566200867i love cafe but he's right, it just feels unfair even if you consistently get A mile, you're just tanking other possible sparkson the bright side, mile CM will be doable
>>566201019Just use statues lmao
>>566200914Damn you really are mad.
>fail rate is above ~20%>it actually means it's 85%why does this happen every time
>>566200914>not even allowing new answersLmao seethe and mald fag
>>566201019I have never once thought about base stats
>>566201218Unless the success rate is 100%, it is a 50/50.
manhafuck caffuck
>>566201218That's how gachas workIf it's not 100% win, it's 50% fail, unless it's more than 10% fail, which is 90% fail
>>566201271What other answers would you retards want? It's a yes or no question. Only a woman would want to add a bunch of useless options that don't say anything
post something cute
i rock in my chair whenever im sitting, unless i have a weighted blanket onim getting tested for autism in the summerumamusume pretty derby
msexan sexxe
fagnes fuckyon
Tokyo Yushun T2400m880726598807265988072659
>>566200675obviouslybut not with umas
>>566201467
>>566200986And everyone hates you
>>566201514What the fuck you got a stroke?>>566201594post name
>>566201585Nobody should join this shit
>2 mile S off a 2* grandparent before any medium Skill cygays and the poster above and below me
>>566199973>>566200321>>566200610its real lol
>>566201585what is this bullshit
>>566201585>VodkaHoly fucking SOVL
>>566201751Join to beat him
>>566201585>already fullwhat le FUG
umamusume vaginagives me angina
>>566201859Smart.
>>566201817He's seething I called him out on not posting results so he enabled it>>566201824Why reply to yourself
>>566201859You know >>566201751 does NOT play the game
somebody post a new DAHBY
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>>566201859He didn't win a single practice room so far
it's honestly impressive how they made almost every single uma likeablelike usually I don't care for most of the cast for gachas and only go for my waifu but here pretty much all the girls are waifuable it's kinda crazy
>>566201791Mambros your response? Organized discord raids?
I CAN'T JOIN
>>566202110the power of japan and gacha money
never seen this one NPC before she's CUTE and her NPC outfit is SEXY
>>566202110Glory to Cygames
>spectator meltieSorry that the cuckchair has been taken out, maybe participate in the race next time
Is summer golshi good gameplay wise?her ult sounds kinda insane
>>566202268Kill yourself.
>>566201940Does he actually not post results? I can post them if people want to see the umas
>>566202048hugegrannytits
>>566202243>tfw we will N E V E R get the option to train mob umas
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>>566202268>maybe participate in the race next timefunny joke
>>566202316No he never does
>post room code>no spectator allowed>immediately start them with NPCs so the room looks like it filled right away>no results>repeat 3-4 times>only to make a single guy maddo you really believe someone would do that?
>>566202489I could believe that.
>>566202489>do you really believe someone would do that?in this place? yes
>>566202489This fucking faggot is just genuinely insufferable
>>566202489schizos, counter schizos and false flag schizos believe a lot of things
I figured it out, he's actually posting these room codes elsewhere, then posting them here when they're actually filled. Spectating is turned off so people can't figure it out.
>>566202390here are your new trainees, bro
>>566202280Nothing great. People misunderstand the firing any gold skill doesn't help most Aces especially compared to her OG skill. about her she's just a parent for TT and debuffers and why in the future they start banning debuffs more because shit gets even more toxic
bros...sweepy replacement when
>>566202489i joined his room though bwo...
>>566202578That's honestly your problem desu, go outside or take a shower
>>566200573Friendly game.
>>566202613No shit retard we already know his retarded club is just him and his discord buddies
>>566202625didnt they only ban debuffs for 1 CM and never did it again?
>false flag ruining teio poster reputationbased>false flag ruining future NTR reputationbasedbut what about all the honest to god schizo agnes, doto and goldship trannies? >>566202631next week
>>566202631play the game or join eden to get their bot idk
>>566202489It's always the 5 to 6 people who joins his rooms instantly
>>566202243>my treati wanna lick her treat
>>566202616right one a qt
>>566202280it's gamblecoreyou get it for TT since it procs 3 golds in 1 =gorillion points
>>566202717Journey trying to card count while Stego just plays on vibes.
Tokyo Yushun T2400m, part 4843595468435954684359546
idk why you drama obsessed retards are making shit up I've joined all 3 rooms and here's the results from the third one
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>>566202871Post Bourbon
>>566202280the problem with her ult is that triggering a random skill at a random time has a high chance of doing absolutely nothing, at least until we get current speed+ skillswhich is fine for TT since it still gives you points, and debuffs don't need to be particularly well-timed either
>>566202736i am playing the gamei cant be doing 4hrs of this everyday
>>566202280using her ult the intended way and stacking gold speed/accel skills seems ok but not as consistent as her base form's ability. it's pretty hard to beat a long duration midrace speed boost with a super easy activation condition
>>566202871Maybe if the faggot posted results himself nobody would mind? Like every other host?
I don't care about the stupid drama, but only retards with hakuraku should host rooms
>there are 6-7 anons waiting on the room match screen waiting for codes to be posted to join rooms right away as if it were steam redeem codesis this really something a normal person would do? do you really believe this happens?
>>566202990Why does it matter to you if you don't play the game at all?
>>566203009>begging for dataLmao. Install it yourself gwo, it's not that hard
Tokyo Yushun T2400m, part 6875443218754432187544321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--5MpRE62-4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwOWS02RoEw
>>566203058Serthe harder
>>566202952here's my witlet>>566202990him being retarded about not posting results is a seperate argument from you making up drama because you're bored
>>566202280>>566202967also triggering a crucial skill too early could even make things worse
>>566203068I actually had it installed at one point, but then I ended up having a dream about getting banned
>>566203123you dont play the game
>>566203052>6 7
>>566203128The only reason he doesn't want to post the results is because hes an obnoxious avatarfag who needs to post with an avatar instead posting results.
Let's have a real man's race58103221
>>566203078Nigga is having a melty so starts schizoing out and posting fake rooms. Every time
desu part of why i dont care about hosting these days is posting results is annoying. hakuraku helps though
>>566203123You can tell his hands were shaking with anger when he typed this.
my farts have been really stanky lately