Previous: >>566188225>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Hermano?
>>566207235i am done hostanhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=nP7FsaFRFYA5fEuB34tHF5u2https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=B2NkmeqRLlfJhyTLT6jzJPFWhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=mu0Lja_l_Z92rExEy9n6fHHA
HonseFun. 1 slotReply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game
>>566207812>>566207941We already knew Uma&co is a discord club a long time ago and fuck off V the NTR anon if you you kill yourself
>>566208116Thank you for hosting and posting results!
>>566208116Suzuka hate!Thanks for hosting
>Mambo discord club raid
We should all rape Digitan
Shut the fuck up with your gay discord drama
>>566198601Cameraman is getting all the angles.
>>566208116>750 stamina Teio survives the raceso I can stop trying to make a new one... good to know
Migrate here 566207813This OP is a latinx troll and the art is ugly as shit
King love
Is this the right thread?
Don't say "Basic Blonde Bitch" in this thread or else.
https://poal.me/8itq90https://poal.me/8itq90https://poal.me/8itq90>ntr anon actually botted the poal
OP is ugly so I'm skipping this thread
>>566208370
>>566208483lmao
>>566208385A 750 stam Tamamo also died in the second race
>>566208385bwo...
wahey
Go here retards The schizo have always baked latinx OP and this is one of those >>566207813>>566207813>>566207813
>>566208518you bounce like this
>>566208483I don't even know how to use Sweepy, so I have no idea how could I even bot this
>>566208451sex with zoomer>>566208462sex with germans
>>566208524>>566208385Can't see skills with harajuku unfortch
>>566208568Shut up NTRfaggot we love mexicans now
Basic Blonde Bitch in this thread or else
>hey discord friends make sure to spam the thread saying this is a latino thread!
>>566208568doesn't this strategy never work?
>>566208596Yeah totally, everyone believes you!
>>566208568I can't keep up with the schizo drama. I just want to see pictures of umas.
>>566208568The schizo deserves a win right now. He has the right to feel vindicated.
>>566208568We can just reuse it once we're done with this one, its not a big deal really
>>566208640Keb...
>>566208596Please don't doxx me but nobody said anything about sweepy, that's an odd thing to say.
aw sweet! a schizo meltdown
>>566208640hermano, please
>>566208568Yeah it's weird how we have so many newfags that doesn't even care about this anymore. We used to dodge these bakes Anyways going there until meido decides which one to stay alive
qrd????
What a Journey.
>>566208570we bounce like this
>>566208748>say you dropped neither Teio>have to marry them both
This is lowkey so eroticYou defeat this Uma and make a trophy of her well worn shoes
>>566208512That cameraman is all set for Wedding Nishino.
>the URA fan run S rank is real yooo
>>566208518Nobody bounces like this (for me).
>>566208640/uma/ es latino
>>566208568>>566208776Fuck offCafe is one ugly uma
>>566208889What the hell... you can't just hide d*ck like that
>>566208845>trophyI eat them.
>posting in both threadsjanny is going to get angry again...
>>566208640/latam/ game
>>566208845You niggers were so engrossed in drama no one told me there were mackie shoes and stars to farmFuck you all
>>566208889
>>566209208You would have known this if you... heh... played the game... hehe
meme number
...
>>566209373Just another day without S Medium and NTR gold skill. I hope Class 6 goes sub 30k player cutoff
>>566209475how??????? i still have like 250
>>566209020>>566209216kitasan and sunday are f2p...
>>566209326I'm a casual. I do my dailies in the morning and then come back late afternoon to drop shoes, while monitoring the thread for members on and off while it's usable
>>566209475Your chocos bwo???
>>566209547I spent the rest...I don't want to spend Wife Wonders though...
>>566209527
>>566209373
>>566208807Felt like a Dream.
Give me a 5 word summary on why (We)'re all having a collective melty.
>>566209623So do you have like a job to go to? Isn't it working hours in your country now?
>>566209735I am playing the game
>>566209735Blame TamaLove
FUKU WHAT THE FUCK
>>566209523>250>two hundred fiftyDANCHO GET THIS GUY GET HIM NOW NOOOOOOOOW
>>566209735oguri ate all the food
>>566209875always run a front on legend races
>>566208596
>>566209735/uma/ Will Smith Oscars slap
>>566208807>>566209713Stop journey postingPlease
This is why I don't join thread personality rooms.
>>566210120Last one.
>>566210014This is my best front S.MaruI think she would die in the Haruten
>>566210370she'll be ok
>>566210120Why?
ExcelUma (588536995) is recruiting trainers looking for a relaxed club without many requirements or fan quota, and those interested in Open CM and the strats behind it.I was dealing with HR autism the whole week and didn't notice the club was set to invite only...
>>566210370Anon failed math class...
>>566209735basic blonde bitch fault
>>566210439Ok if you say so, I'll run her tomorrow. Fuku already took Mackie's shoes on the 2nd try
>>566210368>>566210256>>566210189>>566210070keep posting FAT Bavarian tits pls thanks
>>566210568
>>566210461It pains me to be reminded about how far away she is
>>566210670I'm heading to bed soon, so you'll have to make do with 1 less paizuri poster. It's almost 3am in Bavaria after all
>>566209735NTR is an astroturfed failure
>>566210716Only a year and a half.You’ll make it.You have to make it.For her.
>>566210823Hey it wasn't me faggot, you should be grateful
>>566210823afaik ntrfaggot also posts in vm
>>566210823That's me and I'm not the muvluv anon.
>>566210770That's Pokke though
>>566210823>my Fuku grok edit is used at /vm/a nownice to see how things move around
>>566210761Thank you for your service, have a good night
>>566210761don't go yet!!
Why is the freak talking to herself in the other thread
>>566210823im sowwy, i didn't mean dat... won't do it again... awso dis thwead isn't just one guy, evewyone can fawsefwag (﹏)՞
>>566210761sleep well, düsselbro>I'm heading to bed soonand I'm simply too lazy to post lots of things
>>566210761Schlaft gut anon
>>566210918NTA but please keep your drama in here next time and don't shit up /vm/ just because you're addicted to gossip.
>>566211104Mayb... maybe just one more>>566211043>>566211171>>566211180Gute Nacht anons
>>566211109shut up retard I bet you didn't even win cm13
>>566210761I still can't believe Munich lost to the most sovless frog team...
>>566210823Posting this in vma but quoting this post instead
Who are the rich families in Tracen? Mejiro, Satono and...?
What's her name again?
She's nerfed in this one, but I still love her so.
>>566210823>/vm/niggers come here to shitpost and contribute nothing of value
>>566211206No. People on /vm/ seem happy they got warned about the schizo.
>>566211180>schlaft>ttechnically not wrong, if you were talking to royalty or something>>566211236glad the artist is still in action. schlaf jut
>>566210497pro tip: now that randoms can apply let them in and cull them at the end of the month for /uma/nons. specially since you like spreadsheets and data, just keep tabs on who is a random and who is from /uma/. after you get a rank next month you can wipe them out or keep cycling them in as soon as there are anons to replace them.Also as long as you have any randoms keep one spot always empty so that anons can apply with "/uma" then cycle out another random keeping the spot empty again so /uma/ requests can keep coming in.
>>566210860Why did you have to remind me… ACCELERATE.
no gw or med s of course, can't wait to do 300 more runs until all stars align. mant sucks
potesne ullus anons intellege lingua latina?
>>566211236now that's a good last one...
>>566211485I want to fuck latinas yes
>>566211309If I ever end up quitting this game halfway, I will come back from the dead to pull for her
>>566211349Es tut mir leid... Ich bin deutschamerikaner aber es war ein langer zeit dass ich deutsch sprechen musste.
evolved skills are pretty important later right? Do you just pray your uma's alts has a generic/style evolved skill so you can run her in as many tracks as you can?
>>566211568stercore. ita. ego volo a futuere te
>>566211485Latinas are nice.
>>566211309Boobs was a lieHer breasts got pushed up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HpBLw92f18
>>566211661>A GerMuttAHH! FUCK! CURSED!>HAD to speak GermanNo one forced you to tho...
>>566211485Legio aeterna victrix.
MANT IS TEARING THIS PLACE APART
>marked
VENI VEDI VICI, or something
>>566211839doleo. non aeterna, et non victrix. propter amiserunt a Ostrogoths et Visigoths et Vandals etcetera
>>566211836It's seldom I get to use it so thank you for humoring me. If it helps I'm a dual-citizen
Don't pick Ines Fujin's gold skill if you're building her for this CM, it's fucking useless
stop speaking japanese
>>566211937
A man only needs one thing.
>>566212029German Mother, I take it?>If it helpsA lil bit... tho the fact that you're still able to write as well as you do arguably does the most.>>566212069Jap wouldn't be so pretentious and gay
>>566211987remember, v is wuh. so its wehnee weenee weekee
here is Eishin Flash taking a nap
>>566212069I need JP powercreep already
>>566212119
I learned German for like 12 years during my school life and I remember only a little of it
>>566212251and you will STILL lose early races to a lack of guts and wit
>>566212195ok you've got me there, latin is uber gay given the people who spoke it, and its pretty pretentiousBUT, its fun to learn and speak
>>566212206here is Eishin Flash waking up after that nap
>>566212273
>>566212014Meh. Roma vivit. Nos Roma sumus!
>>566212195Grandparents, I was able to get an obscure ww2 law to work for me. I studied in Germany and my whole career history is german companies and government. I just need to practice more
>>566212461hmmm. opinor
>>566212314Not properly caring for something, or not using it, makes you forget it. Ironically, that's why my German these days is (in parts) worse than my English skills, which are 100% self taught.>>566212206 >>566212381cute>>566212371You do you and all that, but I'm too lazy to get out my translator whenever you show up to engage in the gimmick.
>>566212354I'll flip out if a 1k speed 100 guts 200 wit uma during G3 niggerstakes
>>566212443
Why are Germans awake at 3am on a weekday
>>566211356I was planing on inviting the people I defeated during the CM who didnt had clubs yet, but idk how that would fare
>>566212632german texans are a thing bwo...>>566212520thats fair, one day there'll be another anon who is autistic enough to join me in my ramblings without the aid of a translator
I'm only part German snd I'm awake because I fucked my thumb up so bad I have 5 weeks time off work
>>566212615
>german texans
>>566212846>he doesnt knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwgwpUcxch4
>>566212509>Grandparents and a obscure ww2 lawSeriously? The fuck. Had no clue that oddity is a thing, figure it's the usual "at least one parent or fuck off" kinda deal.>studied in Germany and CV is only german companies and governmentThat's enough to survive here, huh? Granted now days it's prolly even easier, but that's a different story.
>schizo thread>kraut threadRock-hard place
>>566212069or what?
Be careful, slop tubers are cooking up new gaslights.
>>566212795
>>566212632>>566212846I’m in Texas. They are awake. I can tolerate many things here, but indians and m*slims are not welcome in my beautiful state
>>566212962You can't speak japaneseNo, being able to read hiragana and katakana doesn't count, shit takes a week to learn at max
>>5662129372nd biggest population of the thread
>>566212973Shrewd Step is always good, thoughever
>>566212993Soft
>>566213084It's too late for you, I'm afraid...
>>566212993
>>566213042>TexasGood evening Sanjay!
>>566212680i don't know about that but definitely keep in mind that its going to be extremely rare anyone joins until next month due to the no rewards thing. you're basically in full advert-only mode for may
How do I know which of my aces is the best one? The results are completely random in the practice races I've done
>>566213150YWNBJ
My fucking god king halo fucking sucks ass, worthless slut
>>566213176
>>566213150Catbox your tits
>>566213269use hakuraku and run rooms until you have a decent enough sample size
>>566213362Im excited for the late surger meta next year.
>>566212906It's normally very hard for an auslander to get citizenship (unless you're merkel era palestinian) but in short I was able to claim my family lost in the war. My family owned a very important factory and square in a major city.I worked for them here in the states, German VC's REALLY want to move here and not work in Germany. I considered moving back to Germany near my family but the economy isn't looking so hot and I don't really want to get drafted
>>566213362
>>566213361filtered
>>566213361
today, I abandon my dignity for easy money
>>566213269https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/This may help check if your umas survive or get to spurt
>>566213562
>>566213698Good luck with your OnlyFans
>>566210014I used neicheer ryan golgol. Sometimes you just get unlucky.
>>566213753air shakute
the underground german country music scene
>>566213698enough for one honeyade
>>566213042FORT WORTH ORTWORTH
>>566213740Cute Ayabe
>>566213740
>>566213552>able to claim my family lost in the warYou cheaty cunt...>very hard for an auslander to get citizenshipNot these days, no it isn't...>and I don't really want to get draftedWhile the way they go about it is cringe as shit, just don't be underage lmao.>near my familyJust don't move into or near a big city, and I'm sure you'll be fiiiiiiiiine...>>566213842I'm sorry? As in, US Country esque music?Then again, we had SWEDISH Country before, might as well have German https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM
I think it's unfair that they only ever released one Big Uma.
>>566213921
>>566213725What number is acceptable?
>Deutsch Toreina>Show up once a full moon>NTR and other schizo shit up the thread daily
when my trainee is talking to me, i only stare at her tits.
>>566214093
I am incapable of making eye contact with my trainee, so I pretend I'm just a pervert and stare at her chest
Thank you janny, please stick around for a while, here have some coffee too, or do you prefer tea?
>>56621417367%
>>566214129>[Deleted
>>566214278
https://poal.me/kikm3lhttps://poal.me/kikm3lhttps://poal.me/kikm3l
/uma/gpt does killer tune still work next CM?
>fake [deleted]
Dig here, Windy!*unzips [Deleted]*
>>566214473CM13 yes, CM14 no
>>566214286what if she's a flattie
>>566214017If given the opportunity would you not want to be a dual-citizen? I don't even use bürgergeld like most others. I lived in Berlin, don't really want to experience that again.If anything I'd just live like drachenlord does.
>>566214473yeah it's pretty good but it's hard to fit pasa in your deck
