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Previous: >>566188225

>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)
Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm
Current Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week
>Schedule
05/07 - New Legend Races
05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)
05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/2400
05/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)
05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event
05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)
05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance City
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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Hermano?
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>>566207235
i am done hostan
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=nP7FsaFRFYA5fEuB34tHF5u2
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=B2NkmeqRLlfJhyTLT6jzJPFW
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=mu0Lja_l_Z92rExEy9n6fHHA
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HonseFun. 1 slot
Reply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game
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>>566207812
>>566207941
We already knew Uma&co is a discord club a long time ago and fuck off V the NTR anon if you you kill yourself
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>>566208116
Thank you for hosting and posting results!
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>>566208116
Suzuka hate!
Thanks for hosting
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>Mambo discord club raid
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We should all rape Digitan
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Shut the fuck up with your gay discord drama
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>>566198601
Cameraman is getting all the angles.
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>>566208116
>750 stamina Teio survives the race
so I can stop trying to make a new one... good to know
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Migrate here 566207813
This OP is a latinx troll and the art is ugly as shit
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King love
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Is this the right thread?
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Don't say "Basic Blonde Bitch" in this thread or else.
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https://poal.me/8itq90
https://poal.me/8itq90
https://poal.me/8itq90
>ntr anon actually botted the poal
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OP is ugly so I'm skipping this thread
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>>566208370
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>>566208483
lmao
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>>566208385
A 750 stam Tamamo also died in the second race
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>>566208385
bwo...
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wahey
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Go here retards
The schizo have always baked latinx OP and this is one of those
>>566207813
>>566207813
>>566207813
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>>566208518
you bounce like this
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>>566208483
I don't even know how to use Sweepy, so I have no idea how could I even bot this
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>>566208451
sex with zoomer
>>566208462
sex with germans
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>>566208524
>>566208385
Can't see skills with harajuku unfortch
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>>566208568
Shut up NTRfaggot we love mexicans now
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Basic Blonde Bitch in this thread or else
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>hey discord friends make sure to spam the thread saying this is a latino thread!
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>>566208568
doesn't this strategy never work?
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>>566208596
Yeah totally, everyone believes you!
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>>566208568
I can't keep up with the schizo drama. I just want to see pictures of umas.
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>>566208568
The schizo deserves a win right now. He has the right to feel vindicated.
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>>566208568
We can just reuse it once we're done with this one, its not a big deal really
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>>566208640
Keb...
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>>566208596
Please don't doxx me but nobody said anything about sweepy, that's an odd thing to say.
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aw sweet! a schizo meltdown
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>>566208640
hermano, please
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>>566208568
Yeah it's weird how we have so many newfags that doesn't even care about this anymore. We used to dodge these bakes
Anyways going there until meido decides which one to stay alive
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qrd????
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What a Journey.
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>>566208570
we bounce like this
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>>566208748
>say you dropped neither Teio
>have to marry them both
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This is lowkey so erotic
You defeat this Uma and make a trophy of her well worn shoes
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>>566208512
That cameraman is all set for Wedding Nishino.
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>the URA fan run S rank is real
yooo
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>>566208518
Nobody bounces like this (for me).
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>>566208640
/uma/ es latino
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>>566208568
>>566208776
Fuck off
Cafe is one ugly uma
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>>566208889
What the hell... you can't just hide d*ck like that
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>>566208845
>trophy
I eat them.
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>posting in both threads
janny is going to get angry again...
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>>566208640
/latam/ game
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>>566208845
You niggers were so engrossed in drama no one told me there were mackie shoes and stars to farm
Fuck you all
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>>566208889
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>>566209208
You would have known this if you... heh... played the game... hehe
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meme number
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...
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>>566209373
Just another day without S Medium and NTR gold skill. I hope Class 6 goes sub 30k player cutoff
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>>566209475
how??????? i still have like 250
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>>566209020
>>566209216
kitasan and sunday are f2p...
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>>566209326
I'm a casual. I do my dailies in the morning and then come back late afternoon to drop shoes, while monitoring the thread for members on and off while it's usable
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>>566209475
Your chocos bwo???
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>>566209547
I spent the rest...
I don't want to spend Wife Wonders though...
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>>566209527
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>>566209373
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>>566208807
Felt like a Dream.
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Give me a 5 word summary on why (We)'re all having a collective melty.
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>>566209623
So do you have like a job to go to? Isn't it working hours in your country now?
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>>566209735
I am playing the game
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>>566209735
Blame TamaLove
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FUKU WHAT THE FUCK
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>>566209523
>250
>two hundred fifty
DANCHO GET THIS GUY GET HIM NOW NOOOOOOOOW
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>>566209735
oguri ate all the food
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>>566209875
always run a front on legend races
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>>566208596
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>>566209735
/uma/ Will Smith Oscars slap
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>>566208807
>>566209713
Stop journey posting
Please
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This is why I don't join thread personality rooms.
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>>566210120
Last one.
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>>566210014
This is my best front S.Maru
I think she would die in the Haruten
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>>566210370
she'll be ok
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>>566210120
Why?
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ExcelUma (588536995) is recruiting trainers looking for a relaxed club without many requirements or fan quota, and those interested in Open CM and the strats behind it.

I was dealing with HR autism the whole week and didn't notice the club was set to invite only...
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>>566210370
Anon failed math class...
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>>566209735
basic blonde bitch fault
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>>566210439
Ok if you say so, I'll run her tomorrow. Fuku already took Mackie's shoes on the 2nd try
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>>566210368
>>566210256
>>566210189
>>566210070
keep posting FAT Bavarian tits pls thanks
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>>566210568
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>>566210461
It pains me to be reminded about how far away she is
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>>566210670
I'm heading to bed soon, so you'll have to make do with 1 less paizuri poster. It's almost 3am in Bavaria after all
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>>566209735
NTR is an astroturfed failure
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>>566210716
Only a year and a half.
You’ll make it.
You have to make it.
For her.
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>>566210823
Hey it wasn't me faggot, you should be grateful
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>>566210823
afaik ntrfaggot also posts in vm
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>>566210823
That's me and I'm not the muvluv anon.
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>>566210770
That's Pokke though
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>>566210823
>my Fuku grok edit is used at /vm/a now
nice to see how things move around
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>>566210761
Thank you for your service, have a good night
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>>566210761
don't go yet!!
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Why is the freak talking to herself in the other thread
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>>566210823
im sowwy, i didn't mean dat... won't do it again... awso dis thwead isn't just one guy, evewyone can fawsefwag (﹏)՞
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>>566210761
sleep well, düsselbro
>I'm heading to bed soon
and I'm simply too lazy to post lots of things
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>>566210761
Schlaft gut anon
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>>566210918
NTA but please keep your drama in here next time and don't shit up /vm/ just because you're addicted to gossip.
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>>566211104
Mayb... maybe just one more
>>566211043
>>566211171
>>566211180
Gute Nacht anons
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>>566211109
shut up retard I bet you didn't even win cm13
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>>566210761
I still can't believe Munich lost to the most sovless frog team...
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>>566210823
Posting this in vma but quoting this post instead
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Who are the rich families in Tracen? Mejiro, Satono and...?
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What's her name again?
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She's nerfed in this one, but I still love her so.
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>>566210823
>/vm/niggers come here to shitpost and contribute nothing of value
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>>566211206
No. People on /vm/ seem happy they got warned about the schizo.
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>>566211180
>schlaft
>t
technically not wrong, if you were talking to royalty or something
>>566211236
glad the artist is still in action. schlaf jut
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>>566210497
pro tip: now that randoms can apply let them in and cull them at the end of the month for /uma/nons. specially since you like spreadsheets and data, just keep tabs on who is a random and who is from /uma/. after you get a rank next month you can wipe them out or keep cycling them in as soon as there are anons to replace them.
Also as long as you have any randoms keep one spot always empty so that anons can apply with "/uma" then cycle out another random keeping the spot empty again so /uma/ requests can keep coming in.
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>>566210860
Why did you have to remind me…
ACCELERATE.
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no gw or med s of course, can't wait to do 300 more runs until all stars align. mant sucks
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potesne ullus anons intellege lingua latina?
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>>566211236
now that's a good last one...
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>>566211485
I want to fuck latinas yes
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>>566211309
If I ever end up quitting this game halfway, I will come back from the dead to pull for her
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>>566211349
Es tut mir leid... Ich bin deutschamerikaner aber es war ein langer zeit dass ich deutsch sprechen musste.
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evolved skills are pretty important later right?
Do you just pray your uma's alts has a generic/style evolved skill so you can run her in as many tracks as you can?
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>>566211568
stercore. ita. ego volo a futuere te
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>>566211485
Latinas are nice.
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>>566211309
Boobs was a lie
Her breasts got pushed up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HpBLw92f18
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>>566211661
>A GerMutt
AHH! FUCK! CURSED!
>HAD to speak German
No one forced you to tho...
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>>566211485
Legio aeterna victrix.
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MANT IS TEARING THIS PLACE APART
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>marked
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VENI VEDI VICI, or something
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>>566211839
doleo. non aeterna, et non victrix. propter amiserunt a Ostrogoths et Visigoths et Vandals etcetera
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>>566211836
It's seldom I get to use it so thank you for humoring me. If it helps I'm a dual-citizen
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Don't pick Ines Fujin's gold skill if you're building her for this CM, it's fucking useless
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stop speaking japanese
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>>566211937
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A man only needs one thing.
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>>566212029
German Mother, I take it?
>If it helps
A lil bit... tho the fact that you're still able to write as well as you do arguably does the most.
>>566212069
Jap wouldn't be so pretentious and gay
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>>566211987
remember, v is wuh. so its wehnee weenee weekee
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here is Eishin Flash taking a nap
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>>566212069
I need JP powercreep already
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>>566212119
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I learned German for like 12 years during my school life and I remember only a little of it
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>>566212251
and you will STILL lose early races to a lack of guts and wit
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>>566212195
ok you've got me there, latin is uber gay given the people who spoke it, and its pretty pretentious
BUT, its fun to learn and speak
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>>566212206
here is Eishin Flash waking up after that nap
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>>566212273
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>>566212014
Meh. Roma vivit. Nos Roma sumus!
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>>566212195
Grandparents, I was able to get an obscure ww2 law to work for me.
I studied in Germany and my whole career history is german companies and government. I just need to practice more
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>>566212461
hmmm. opinor
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>>566212314
Not properly caring for something, or not using it, makes you forget it. Ironically, that's why my German these days is (in parts) worse than my English skills, which are 100% self taught.
>>566212206 >>566212381
cute
>>566212371
You do you and all that, but I'm too lazy to get out my translator whenever you show up to engage in the gimmick.
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>>566212354
I'll flip out if a 1k speed 100 guts 200 wit uma during G3 niggerstakes
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>>566212443
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Why are Germans awake at 3am on a weekday
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>>566211356
I was planing on inviting the people I defeated during the CM who didnt had clubs yet, but idk how that would fare
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>>566212632
german texans are a thing bwo...
>>566212520
thats fair, one day there'll be another anon who is autistic enough to join me in my ramblings without the aid of a translator
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I'm only part German snd I'm awake because I fucked my thumb up so bad I have 5 weeks time off work
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>>566212615
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>german texans
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>>566212846
>he doesnt know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwgwpUcxch4
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>>566212509
>Grandparents and a obscure ww2 law
Seriously? The fuck. Had no clue that oddity is a thing, figure it's the usual "at least one parent or fuck off" kinda deal.
>studied in Germany and CV is only german companies and government
That's enough to survive here, huh? Granted now days it's prolly even easier, but that's a different story.
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>schizo thread
>kraut thread
Rock-hard place
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>>566212069
or what?
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Be careful, slop tubers are cooking up new gaslights.
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>>566212795
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>>566212632
>>566212846
I’m in Texas. They are awake. I can tolerate many things here, but indians and m*slims are not welcome in my beautiful state
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>>566212962
You can't speak japanese
No, being able to read hiragana and katakana doesn't count, shit takes a week to learn at max
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>>566212937
2nd biggest population of the thread
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>>566212973
Shrewd Step is always good, thoughever
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>>566212993
Soft
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>>566213084
It's too late for you, I'm afraid...
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>>566212993
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>>566213042
>Texas
Good evening Sanjay!
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>>566212680
i don't know about that but definitely keep in mind that its going to be extremely rare anyone joins until next month due to the no rewards thing. you're basically in full advert-only mode for may
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How do I know which of my aces is the best one? The results are completely random in the practice races I've done
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>>566213150
YWNBJ
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My fucking god king halo fucking sucks ass, worthless slut
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>>566213176
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>>566213150
Catbox your tits
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>>566213269
use hakuraku and run rooms until you have a decent enough sample size
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>>566213362
Im excited for the late surger meta next year.
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>>566212906
It's normally very hard for an auslander to get citizenship (unless you're merkel era palestinian) but in short I was able to claim my family lost in the war. My family owned a very important factory and square in a major city.
I worked for them here in the states, German VC's REALLY want to move here and not work in Germany. I considered moving back to Germany near my family but the economy isn't looking so hot and I don't really want to get drafted
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>>566213362
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>>566213361
filtered
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>>566213361
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today, I abandon my dignity for easy money
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>>566213269
https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
This may help check if your umas survive or get to spurt
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>>566213562
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>>566213698
Good luck with your OnlyFans
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>>566210014
I used neicheer ryan golgol. Sometimes you just get unlucky.
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>>566213753
air shakute
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the underground german country music scene
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>>566213698
enough for one honeyade
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>>566213042
FORT WORTH
O
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W
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>>566213740
Cute Ayabe
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>>566213740
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>>566213552
>able to claim my family lost in the war
You cheaty cunt...
>very hard for an auslander to get citizenship
Not these days, no it isn't...
>and I don't really want to get drafted
While the way they go about it is cringe as shit, just don't be underage lmao.
>near my family
Just don't move into or near a big city, and I'm sure you'll be fiiiiiiiiine...
>>566213842
I'm sorry? As in, US Country esque music?
Then again, we had SWEDISH Country before, might as well have German https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM
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I think it's unfair that they only ever released one Big Uma.
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>>566213921
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>>566213725
What number is acceptable?
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>Deutsch Toreina
>Show up once a full moon
>NTR and other schizo shit up the thread daily
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when my trainee is talking to me, i only stare at her tits.
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>>566214093
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I am incapable of making eye contact with my trainee, so I pretend I'm just a pervert and stare at her chest
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Thank you janny, please stick around for a while, here have some coffee too, or do you prefer tea?
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>>566214173
67%
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>>566214129
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>>566214278
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https://poal.me/kikm3l
https://poal.me/kikm3l
https://poal.me/kikm3l
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/uma/gpt does killer tune still work next CM?
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>fake [deleted]
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Dig here, Windy!
*unzips [Deleted]*
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>>566214473
CM13 yes, CM14 no
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>>566214286
what if she's a flattie
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>>566214017
If given the opportunity would you not want to be a dual-citizen? I don't even use bürgergeld like most others. I lived in Berlin, don't really want to experience that again.
If anything I'd just live like drachenlord does.
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>>566214473
yeah it's pretty good but it's hard to fit pasa in your deck
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>>566214456
They changed it to "Add a new answer" to make me look bad
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>>566214435
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>>566214546
we did it last cm just fine right?
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>>566214540
Panic
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>>566214541
>want to be a dual-citizen
Course I would... still going to call you a cheat tho
>don't really want to experience that again.
Literally no one will blame you, it's a fucking shit hole these days, and I say that as someone that was born and grew up there...
>live like drachenlord does.
Amusing how non-germans are aware of that ugly fuck, while I only know him through a scottish YTer. What a world
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you're unlikeable so nobody cares about your offtopic stuff
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I haven't made any aces for next CM yet because I was just doing golshi mode runs, no clue who I should even build....
bless the jannies btw
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>>566214604
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>>566213241
Doesn't his club get ranked and gibs next month, on 1 June? In that case, anyone who joins in May would get gibs, so joining would make sense.
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>>566214736
you already grinded goldship might as well keep going
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>>566214736
Triple late gamble is probably the best build if you're rushing and lazy
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>>566214676
Last one had no stam issues. This one you need much more stam / a recovery, neither of which Pasa grants.
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I love my wife
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>>566214736
I am running chikezo, tachyon, and kingu
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>>566214740
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get fucked, big mac
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>>566212206
>>566212381
Cute grandpa
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how cum their aren't any long dirt races?
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>>566214968
there arent enough dirt in the world to make a long track
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>>566214938
too big
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>>566214173
I just shat a Dia with Lie in Wait+Radiant Star and her survival/spurt rates were both 95% before taking into account some rogue Natie nuking her. I'm not very comfortable about it so I'm remaking her since I just know I'll see double debuffers again during the later rounds.
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>>566214938
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>>566214968
The Tokyo Daishoten used to be one. I had to 2x check when it got to this scene because the in game one was mentioned in the subs (great job TL).
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>>566214968
>tfw too intelligent for long racing
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holy shit I ate half a pan of lasagna and I feel like I'm about to die
why am I this way
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HiiiiiiiAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie: the videogame: has a spot ;_; open for (You)!

Based on the bestselling New York times graphic novel "The Secret Adventures of Horsegirl & WonderVoice" - /Uma/ Club comes equipped with air fryers, cuckoo clock memorabilia, and fancy trays of deli meat and crackers for live Jazz night enjoyment.
Reply to apply!

GOOOOOOO /uma/!
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>>566214702
Fair enough, I grew up being screamed at in German so I figured I was at least owed citizenship.
I remember once in the ubahn there was a specimen barefoot trying to surf while it went and then he would periodically rub his feet at a few stops. Kinda ruined the perception I had about Germany when I moved there.
I also learned about him from that YTer too, I just thought he was common knowledge like chris chan.
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Is it safe
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>>566215176
Teiobro....
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>>566214938
>>566215098
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>>566215098
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HORSE KEKS response?
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itchy
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>>566215187
>they already kicked someone
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>>566215187
what's the quota? I'm in an A+ club right now but I would like S-ranked gibs....
I do between 50-60M/month, currently
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>be on the other thread
>go take a shit
>suddenly no more messages
>it dead
What happened
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>>566215284
gn
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>>566215187
maybe next month...
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>>566215087
Barely got wins in Group A round 2 and got sent to Group B Finals cause Group A semis I got nothing but 4x-5x dominators
I really have no idea what timezone has less metaniggers. Every trick I know has nothing but those dominators its like all Group A qualifiers watch those umatubers and followed their advice. Whatever happened to honest umas like Summer Maruzensky, Valentine Bourbon, Christmas Oguri that shit has 0 dominators
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>>566215420
Someone ate it...
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kingu love
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>>566215314
wouldn't an ostrich be able to kill a honse?
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>>566215187
866113422739
Hated everyone in my old club and quit cause of them. Maybe it will be different with you.
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What's the amount of Rainbow Crystal shards we're supposed to be at right now?
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>>566215209
>grew up being screamed at in German
TBF simply speaking the language makes people think you're screaming at them.
>a specimen barefoot trying to surf
Always knew that my saying "Berlin is Germany's New York" had some truth in it, that's the type of shit you'd see in the NY Sub.
>Kinda ruined the perception I had about Germany when I moved there.
The things modern day Berlin does to a motherfucker, it's like looking at Teio poster.
>he was common knowledge
I'm sure he is when one gives a fuck for german content creator, which I don't.
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I JUST GLUED A BUNCH OF UMAS NOOOO
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>>566215735
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>>566215648
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>>566215648
2 away from being able to MLB a card
I'm pretty sure
maybe
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>>566215187
The succubus club has struck again
This /uma/club sucks the lifeforce of unsuspecting trainers burning out their will to play this game.
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>>566215616
BASED
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>>566215735
You can't post that
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>>566215735
cafe would have meaty lips
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Wide swings are so stupid. Why is my uma going to the 6th lane in a race with only 9 particpants?
So many room matches are decided by who gets to duel and who doesn't.
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>wojak
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>wojacks
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>>566215384
it's never a set number but always set at the average very bottom of the s-ranks (specifically 90th-rank club). last i checked it was 69.7m.
last month it ended at 78ish.
you'd have -7 days of their daily average though


>>566215459
awesome

>>566215616
wait a second. . .

>>566215804
nah we just have fun, players burn out at every rank
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>>566215958
You need to buy late race navigation and vision skills to make your Uma stay on the inner lane
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SEX WITH TOREINAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>566215735
I need umanko
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Mile B gave me AIDS
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>>566216054
AT THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>566215939
you are mindbroken ntr faggot
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>>566216004
this and the finger webm are my favorite tosen jordan bits
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>>566215616
Wait a fucking minute
Isn't this THE (ex) mambodanchou. He's back?
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>>566215741
Not sure if you've been to the states but especially growing up if you were anything german you were called "that nazi".
I worked in NYC, they're pretty similar but I prefer NYC more. Berlin was loaded to the top with punks and hipsters that quite literally just complained about everything and did nothing about it. Not surprised the AfD is so popular now
I try to seek out German content so I'm still semi-fluent. There's a dreadful comedian here from Germany whose whole act is "lol germans are angry and hard-working" and Americans eat it up. Maybe I should move to Germany
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>>566216209
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>>566215616
I know this is a shitpost but wasn't he a Dober pfp when he quit? The Mambochou is back?
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test
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>>566216328
that's his star uma (the borrow). what site is that by the way?
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>>566216328
uma.moe's data is outdated by a couple months

>>566216182
>everyone is ntrfaggot
lil bro got banned and you are still seething lol
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1LB creek moment
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>>566216391
Oh yeah, you're right
https://uma.moe/profile/866113422739
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>>566216330
where do they keep getting these outfits!?
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>>566216328
for some reason uma moe picks your borrow uma as pfp
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>>566216446
that's how she extorts goo goo babies time from torenas...
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My gorgeous and moisturous German wife.
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>>566215616
Mambodanchou is back?
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>>566216261
doubt it, I spammed all of Mambo's ID's a few threads back just to shitstir, someone probably copy/pasted it.
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>>566216574
The jiggle physics give me hope
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>>566216498
toreina's closet
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Umapyoi umapyoi
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>welfare Yeppers is the last Yeppers card ever
damn. nobody cares about her in JP?
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>>566215804
>not posting the corrected Curren
do better, Currenfag. Download pic related and stop posting shit images
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>>566216274
>loaded with punks and hipsters
Sure feels that way when watching local news these days...
>but I prefer NYC more
That's fair, tho it's nice to hear an Americans view on my theory.
>Not surprised the AfD is so popular now
To be fair right wing parties are quite popular all over Europe, and you can't exactly blame people.
>and Americans eat it up
Same shit, different place. What's more to add?
>Maybe I should move to Germany
Just live in a place that isn't a city, or has a US base close by, so you can be "THAT American" :^)
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>>566216296
why she did that
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>>566216760
Erm nyoppers
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I think anon is going to get tricked into going to Dusseldorf
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medium S run btw
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>>566215538
I queued 45 minutes before Round 2 was over to go into Finals "matchmaking"...and with two tickets, I qualified with one 3-2 with the other being a complete 0-5 wipe. And this was even with cancer XOguri and double dom, I was constantly the weaker version of this team in duplicate lobbies lmao, I won one match because my XOguri got pace promoted and luckily didn't whiff Triple 7's. I'm trying to do sovl for this CM but I may have to do dom cancer again, these mediums suck Also, even though VBobo comes with a lot built into her, I can't blame people for trying to get a good run with her AND a second front, I suffered doing a VBobo and Kitasan during Pisces.
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>>566216760
it's yepover
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>>566216493
am I blind? i can't find the "profile" section when i just go to the base site
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>>566216942
should've run the dahby, mares are unironically busted in MANT
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we love oguri here
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>>566216974
HOLY FUCKING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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>>566217096
Based!
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>>566216760
not having a new card is a good thing because it means she isn't potentially at a disadvantage
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>>566215752
You should be used to these by now, bwo, they come, like, every 3 weeks. It's also why I have a buffer of 6 umas to glue at any point, some going back to Unity Cup. Only exception is I don't play enough end closers if one request asks for it, so I may end up throwing an Ayabe run for that.
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>>566216760
She always looked like a background character, but hey, I appreciate her for giving me NSM
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>>566216820
Merz seems inclined to support israel too but would the AfD? ... umamusume.
Tja, it's nice to have a backup plan since the job market here is atrocious. I fell in love with Bavaria and with US troop withdrawl and seems like there might be a market there so who knows
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>>566216760
meanwhile
>not a dev favorite btw
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>>566217019
Go to the club page and click the name in the red circle. Took me a while to figure it out too
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>>566216760
>getting mogged by ryan
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>>566215752
bwo your 5 failed ace runs from today????
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>>566217330
affirmative action uma
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>>566217330
Kris S is so fucking hot
I want to play her not have her as a card.
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>>566217282
Forgot my cute image
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>>566217330
OUR FUARKING SYMBOLI HERO
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>>566217406
>he doesn't click give up
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>>566217096
I don't like that Cingray outfit
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>>566216760
Pretty good compared to dropping multiple tiers because of your oshi's own support card.
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>>566217330
>best late surger Stam card
>best late surger Power card
What can’t she do?
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>>566217394
kinda janky but holy hell do they have a lot of dox
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>>566217096
We all love her as will I during Cancer rerun.
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>>566217595
Use her own cards
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>>566216760
They did what they could and sometimes a character design just miss all the mark and don't bring the money and yeppers is one of them
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>>566217537
seriously
your oshi having a good support card is BAD
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>>566216928
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Think of the narrative!
>>566217282
>Germans seem inclined to support Da Juice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp67K_Sqd-8
>Merz
Don't get me started on /pol/tism. The amount of crazy facist-tier bullshit he started shitting out since bullshitting his way into office is incredible. Zero veil or hiding, he's just going all in, hoping AfD gets banned.

>it's nice to have a backup plan
You essentially have an entire continent to work with, you have plenty of backup plans in theory.
>I fell in love with Bavaria
TRAITOR! You're meant to HATE and dislike them!
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>>566217816
couldn't be mine
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>>566217330
Tickezo needs more love! She only had 3 SSRs between stamina, power and guts!
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please tell me the cooler symboli isn't a 3rd anni uma
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>>566217769
At least that leaves room to use her, even if she's mediocre at best
I love neat outfits like hers, Fine's and Teio's
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>>566217982
her valentine alt is very cute
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>>566217954
About a month after 2nd
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>>566217982
>>566218027
Mob ahh looking uma
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>>566218112
>symboli kris s right after merry kris s
LORE!?
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Kris has the perfect chocolate body i want to conquer all day
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>>566218114
You're allowed to type ASS here
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>>566218157
I would not count on that date holding
Odds are we will decelerate a bit more before then
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>>566218142
mcqueen coping that the most powerful mejiro is literally gold ship
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>>566218142
>People die when they are killed.
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>>566218142
desu wa
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>>566218187
Oh what the fuck, that's what "ahh" is supposed to mean?
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>>566218142
BVSED
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>>566218142
>I want to thank not only God but to Jesus
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>>566218253
>>566218187
Is that redditspeak or discordspeak? I have no clue what kind of fucking tourists invading 4chan
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>>566218142
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>>566218353
Zoomerspeak
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i can't blieve the gold clan only exists so that sunday silence could join mcfat's family by proxy
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yeppers would sell millions if she's short and compact
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>>566218353
it's zoomer lingo unc
it comes from evading censors on platforms like tiktok
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>>566218353
Zoomers if I had to guess. I see the word once in a while when scrolling through youtube shorts.
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Uma for this feel?
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while some people complain others drown
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>>566217895
>>566216928
I've been there, it doesn't exist.

That's what I was saying. My perception before moving there was that Germans were actually based and then I went to Berlin and was accused of a microagression for calling my classmate a "studentin". I hope you guys break out of the /pol bs like the US is shackled in.
Yeah, I'm heavily considering it since I've lived on both coasts here and my niche industry is just getting replaced by AI. And I know Germans love AI with my experience here.
I will NEVER hate Bayern. Perhaps its people.
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>>566218353
Tiktokspeak. Similar vein as pdf for pedophile
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>>566218508
oguri (as in dumb)
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>>566218508
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>>566218539
she also has a boring design
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>>566218508
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>>566218508
>17 kb
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>>566218142
Redpilled Mejiros?
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>>566218508
Either one in this comic
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>>566218353
Zoomerspeak, most of them came from niggerspeak
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>Kawakami Princess's chain event still didn't finish despite running a pal card with only 3 SSRs so I missed out on PP
Eh, good enough for a rabbit
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Finally.
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>>566218631
creek is so powerful that she only needs that stamina card
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>>566218539
most 2025 umas have no alt yet so it's okay
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>>566218142
Mejiro Ship agrees
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>>566217330
Meanwhile Crown doesn’t have a single SSR support card yet to this day lmao
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>>566218736
The tard muffs really nerf her
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so what did we learn from last thread /uma/? That Tamalove has the anti-NTR schizo and NTRfaggot is now on the mods' line of sight?
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>>566218508
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>>566218631
I'm going to need a titty ninja inari one alt as well
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>>566218539
isn't her seiyuu like massively popular now
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>>566218893
When is the original coming back? I can’t hear you
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>>566218886
ntrfag can't into banter
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>>566218652
I don't get it
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>>566218353
As with every recent american slang, it's niggerspeak. 4chinz needs to step up so everyone can go back to using 4chanspeak instead
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>>566218353
If it's not a Zoomer trying to get around word filters so their social media account doesn't get nuked from orbit or being retarded due to US school standards going from "We want factory workers to be able to press a button properly" to "The goyim should not be able to understand language so they don't realize what we're going to do", it's the piece of shit who made their sole source of income from "content creation" trying to make money. I run into a lot of "this person was unalived after leaking rituals used by a secret society or sensitive information about the government" due to the second
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>use Vodka
>game automatically starts making me job for absolutely zero reason whatsoever as if to counteract the lack of jobbing occurring by not having to worry about facing Vodka as a rival
I fucking hate playing this and I hate you all and most of all I hate myself so so much
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>>566218940
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Are you bringing stamina, speed debuffers or none? Lying is a sin.
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Man I love uma musume
>>566218541
hell yeah let's all go to germany together
>>566218886
was that anon that said they went to the IRC a true hero? I can only pray the ntr shit finally goes away
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>>566218541
>it doesn't exist.
Wrong city. Düsseldorf, is sadly very real, while Bielefeld, is not...
>that Germans were actually based
People are only ever as based as whatever suburb/village you visit, while cities are ALWAYS giant shit holes full of [censored ]propaganda.
>for calling my classmate a "studentin"
1. Uni people are ALWAYS giant shit heads, no matter the western country, they're ALWAYS arrogant left wing cunts. My long term German friend ironically being one of the few exceptions.
2. You got called out for using the PROPER GENDERED term? How YOUNG are you lmao? In my time (90s, 00s) no one would've bat an eye for that type of shit.
>Lived on both coasts
No shit? Look at you, well traveled american.
>and my niche industry is just getting replaced by AI
Now I'm curious what that is... also the factories you mentioned earlier.
>I know Germans love AI
I think anyone that isn't a hyper left wing nut loves AI, and even those nuts love it when it suits their needs. People are hugely hypocritical about the tech due to companies fucking up the marketing and the terms usage.
>I will NEVER hate Bayern
YOU, GOOD SIR, ARE NOW IN A FEUD WITH A RANDOM ANON!
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>>566219110
>pace



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