Previous: >>566240296>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mambo!
this thread will be gayer
This thread will be straight
Mejiro, Mejiro
tomorrow I will do more than one run
this thread will the curvy
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really love Stego.
This thread will take certain angles.
How many of these do we get a month, anyone have an estimate? 10? 15?
>>566264067Define "these"
They brought a box for Nishino to stand on.
>>566264143yea these nuts LMAO
Is this really real or were japs gaslighting usMANT has been really easy to complete.
Do cows also get tit envy?
>>566264067>>566264143forgot my image.....
wahey
specute
>>566264215Twinkle Legends is actually cancer so I understand why it's in S. But are you sure this is about difficulty or is this about tediousness?
comfy...
>>566264156me as the box
>>566264383Rape Shower Rape Shower Rape Shower
>>566264406
>>566264461Don't say that...
>>566264383Rice posters owe me
>>566264570dirt shoes
>>566264658I don't really have an issue with Stego but could you not post the second ugliest uma in the game standing next to her please
>>566264497LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAANN
>>566263947HELPHEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPHELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>566264658
>>566264768Gay
Digitan LOVE
umas that would crash your wedding to steal you from your wife?
uma feet
they are middle schoolers, you sick FUCKS
>>566264561Sniffable
Last Thread
>>566264984No she isn't.
>>566264856>shit highlights and hair in general>granny glassesHey man I'm glad she has fans out there because that means there might be hope for even me irl, but let's not pretend she's anything but a dud design
Does this franchise bring in tons of horse cock porn? This is all I care about.
>>566265109>hope for even meM A M B O
>>566265193No. Leave.
>>566265193I'm waiting for mare porn
>>566264362Some anon presented it as difficulty in this thread is what I remembered. But I'll remember your statement about Twinkle
>>566265193not reallybut you just know a stablehand sucked off kitasan black when no one was looking
>>566265060>gulg glug
>>566265193nopebest you will get is aislop horse cock
>>566265193You're genuinely better off looking into final fantasy 14 and their weird horse cock mods. Most people here want to bang/date/marry their very human looking trainee
>>566265193Teio got one
Cute Journey
>>566265324Must've had a stablemouth on that person.
>>566265425Alright, I'll admit the bun suits her quite well. Still far from a fan but this a marked improvement
shutup goldshi
>>566265621click it bwo
>>566263728Mambo!
>>566265313Twinkle is the epitiome of layered RNG on top of having that stupid fucking Almond Eye boss enemy at the end in some occasions. You want to go for Haiseko? Gotta hope pink lands on relevant trainings. Then you gotta hope the "shop" has good buffs (they won't. They never fucking do even at max rank). When you finally unlock Haiseko's route you then maybe gogga switch it up to Speed Symboli and also hope her color drops on relevant trainings. Then hope the fucking good buffs show up. If not you've just wasted your time.
i can borrow either mr.cb or NTRwhich is better for goldship CM
What do you do in this situation? Mood down before first summer, don't have cupcake, do I run Takarazuka and pray for mood up from winning/Cupcake in shop or do you do recreation and skip out on the race?
someone needs to write another chapter of this with magnitude and his cultivated power teddy bear
>>566265738fuck you
danchou are we not gonna recruit?we need to poach someone if we want to give T30 another try
>>566265856top road
>>566265891Good mood in summer is fine
Rare Brick (835612678) has two spots for anons who need a comfy A+ club >25mil monthly >don't flatline and disappear >medium shoes >stickers in chat Reply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/ happy friday anons
>>566265847
Are there any A or A+ clubs recruiting?I get around 20-25m fans per month and I have lots of shoes to spread around. I left my club because Mambo had 29/30 but then they brutally told me there was no space and they'd pre-accepted someone else who 24 hours later still wasn't in the club but that's cool I wish them much successTrainer ID: 952672904861
>>566266068TAMADANCHOU GET HIM
>>566266068sorry bwo... blame V*ttic
Does anyone have any tips for getting all Trophys for Curren-chan?She seems pretty much dead in Medium/Long races.
>>566266063Yeppers
>>566266068Bwo Mambo was recruiting for like a week, why did you wait so long...
>>566266068GET HIM DANCHOU*throws fishnet*
we could have been A rank but I flatlined
>>566266292You owe me sex
>>566265935I'm not in enough of a chinese time of my life to write such a thing but he is a very cute horse. I know he's young but it's like even then he's got such a baby face next to his teddy.
Welp getting no rainbows on classic summer really fucked her statlines but getting uma stan, nimble nav, med S and fast learner still makes her a keeper.
>>566266292Mating sex with this anon
>>566266450You know what you owe
don't forget to do legend race with mackween
>>566266598Please spare me... I just want to post one of the cutest umas.....
>>566266683
post rooms before reset
she is LITERALLY canonically not wearing panties
>>566266683I wish anime mcqueen was better. I like her outfit and how the S2 theme kicks in when she ults.
>>566266774rooms before reset
>>566266683cute tummy peroperoperoperopero
>>566266068This guy>>566089176joined us almost exactly 24 hours after this post.Don't blame us
>>566266057>>566266068Sent you an invite!
>>566266787She wears spats (with hip vents) instead
Wow Mambo is evil. How could we have possibly known?
I'll host then, whatever226217552262175522621755
>107/150the hellwhere did that come from?
>>566266787
>>566266068new mambodancho, but it's all the same...
>>566266068>I left my club because Mambo had 29/30 but then they brutally told meSo you left before reserving a spot...?
>>566267080that's so fucking hot
Another cutie that escapes our clutches because tamadanchou has a life and doesnt lurk these threads 24/7.....
>>566267080I want to stick my face in that crotch
>>566267250just give someone active an officer role
>>566267080
I HATE STAT HINTSI HATE STAT HINTSI HATE STAT HINTS
>>566267359We'll find someone eventually doing what we've been doing (being lazy)
>>566267250Officers can recruit too.
Have (you) made your fav in other games?
small horse
>>566267359officer? I hardly even know her
>>566266068Mambo keeps doing this to new toreinas. They deserve a warning about it on the /uma/ club list
>>566267028thought I took screenshots but I forgot I had a new hotkey for it198372601983726019837260
>>566267616This wouldn't have happened if I became danchou
>>566266118Newfriends and returners deserve a chance and it wouldnt been fair to give his spot to someone else while on cooldown
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>566267678Soulful
>>566267740I respectfully disagree completely.
>>566267740That's a good rule
>>566267752You guys should've kept the Daccheats name >>566267898All hail Danchou!
>>566267678>6 front lobby ay caramba
>>566267740This is true and the Kingu poster applied earlier so the spot was rightfully his
>>566267678904501349045013490450134
>>566267740>refugees take priority over hard workersso mambo is like that huh...
>>566267069legendo resu
>>566267740>>566267886It's not even a matter of chances. When this guy >>566266068 applied there were no free spots. First come first serve.
>>566268161FRONTBWOS EXPLAIN???
>>566268073
>>566268161god so many fronts
>>566268238No wei
>>566267740To be fair, anyone who saltposted about missing a prereserved spot would have been a massive dramafag
>>566268161>6 frontsoh lawd592383745923837459238374
>>566268161SHADOW ROLL NO KAIBUTSU!!
>>566268161>6 fronts so Dober and Ryan ult are effectively disabled>loses anywaywut
>>566268073>>566268269BOY SEXO
>>566268409vbobo is really fucking strong
>>566268383But not the guy who whined about being kicked for flatlining and fucking his girlfriend
>>566268383>a massive dramafagMambo would never
when is the MANT era over?
hehe.... successfully infiltrated a 5 month flatliner into mambo.... now they shan't reach S rank... they were far too close...
>>566268398lates are so bricked705260357052603570526035
>>566268582D-DIACHI?!?
>>566268640Maru not having escape artist sucks so much
i don't like the orang dictatorshipwe need another mambogeddon
>>566268921And who would you have as danchou then?
what umas wouldnt strip naked on the spot if you ordered them?
>>566265891Door the run because that statline right before summer looks atrocious
>>566268640863964798639647986396479
>>566268269Taishin sexoo
>>566268978Keb
>>566268921Keb will return to take his rightful throne, trust
>>566269025I mean, it didn't up too horribleNo medium S so whatever, at least I got a bunch of fan sticks...
Reminder that Mambo is a pump & dump clubYou join the club to get a better resume so you get recruited by better /uma/ clubsOr use it as a club for your throwaway 2nd account
>>566269028starting to slow down so I'll make it last
whats the best /uma/ clan i can join if i only do one run a day
>>566269259Any B+/A club that's recruiting
>>566269259Honsefun
>>566268978Me
Rice's tiny body uuuuuuooooooooohhhhhhh
Success breads jealousy...
>>566266807does that theme kicks in if I use OG McQueen but change her racewear to anime?
>>566269387I can smell the S rank carats mambrotomos...
>>566269028you had your chance dobernow go warm the benchthanks for joining
>>566269676Thank you for hosting these!
i thought front was the worst style, why is it winning so much?
>>566269257This better be a girl
>>566269676thanks for hosting, Rice got close but not having speed greens hurts.
>>566269760gamblers can't do anything if the entire room is fronts
>>566269760Race is long enough for them to get a substantial lead (especially if paired with a Suzie) and a lot of the time it's hard for other styles to catch up, especially if there's a lot of fronts
>>566269781its a girl with a penis
>>566269760Angling + redshift, that's a fullblown consistent 0.4 accel like original angling
>>566269676ty for hosting
>>566269781Anon...
fumbled a godlike summer
>>566269336Unfortunately danchou already threatened to kick us if we don't do our dailies. Just a matter of time before he starts introducing quotas.Our chill days are long gone.
>>566267752yeppers
>>566269465anon cant you read? it says dont re upload right on the image. you fucking stole and pirated from this artist. artists are on the street sucking dicks for food thanks to the ai takeover and this is how you treat them. theyre probably dead now
You wouldnt yep her pers
>Satsumi Matsuda (Stay Gold VA) applied for Dicta Striker What a fucking bullet dodged. She's literally perfect for Stay Gold and that would've been far less Sattsun in general. Thank you Cygames for not being retarded.
>>566270350nop
>>566269259Join Umatism now.
>>566270517too flat
>>566270517man hands
which digital is better?
>>566270237but he said he is doing his dailies
>>566263661Umatism has a single spot open this month! Yes, ONE spot. Isn't that buebuebueno?>A rank casual club (B+ in spirit)>No quota>Please trade and request shoes>Don't die and try to play the gameReply with your FC or search for the club with the El Condy Pasa danchou icon ingame.
>>566270579Neither
>>566270579left
>>566270579Right
desuwa
>>566271047type shit
>>566271047
Pipe bomb desuwa
>max out friendships before classic year>no rainbows for 7 turns
if your uma is above 150cm shes too tall for you?
>>566270579up
>>566270579>end digitanfor what purpose
Anyone know the artist? Saucenao gives nothing. Or is it slop please don't say it's slop
>>566271191late is bricked
>>566271191*strikes you*
whats the point of the other outfits they give you if you cant use them in races? just for the homescreen? ffs i want to use them in a race
>>566271191Probably cuz he wants her to win
>>566271191Winning
>>566271338that's what alts are for dummy
>>566271220You're not going to like the answerI do not know
>>566271220You're lucky that I like everthing I steal from twitterhttps://x.com/i/status/2052344762204856637
>>566271220https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144489693You can click these buttons, as so long as it isn't porn google will usually get you somewhere (sometimes)
>>566271220https://x.com/wakiperoro/status/2052344762204856637
sorry cuckqueenhistory repeats
>>566271425but those cost money...
>>566271323I love my wife
>another glue on inspiration turn because no GW and igwit
Anyone else building them for the upcoming Mile CM?
>>566271446in this case it was ascii2d that found it for me
>>566271440>>566271446>>566271448I love you>>566271428not you
Tachy propaganda at an all time high
>>56626851077 more days of mantblazer...
>>566271682NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NYOT FAIR LET ME OUT
>>566271651tachy shoejobs
>>566271720Cheval's G-zone...
>>566271618Curren chan is already built* so i dont need to*for my cock
>>566271631KONNA NI OOKIKU NARIMASHITA
>>566271906Tachy ass
>>566271628hmmm I'm stupid and meant to point to ascii2d because yandex never finds anything for me anymore.
>>566271906whenever i see this image it looks like she has a red ball gag
I'm going to play minecraft while waiting reset
no...
>>566272103the fuck is this sparkledog trainer oc
I miss golshi bros
>>566272159Ogurin would never
>>566272103
>>566272094Yandex is only really good for things I'd get banned for explicitly talking about.
>>566272463what kind of things?
>>566272307
>>566272297Machitan...Tickezo...Machidon...
>>566272297the way their ears raise up at the end...
>>566272604
umas that never shower?
jiggie
>>566271191If she has daring strike then she's basically goldship but with super stan
>>566272885rice shower
>>566272463Based
>>566271520Me on the left
>>566272195sorry bro but the tumblr oc gets the lolibaba
>>566272880My danchou looks like this
ATTENTION EVERYONEI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NARITA TOP ROADTHANK YOUR FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>566273283We all do.
>>566273283same
>>566273283you're welcome
>>566273283
Semen retention status?>Current Retention Line 764,957 pts
>>566273283We know Ope
>>566273283your post but 80% of himbas
Post your 10 most disliked characters and let fate decide which one becomes your wife.1 Sounds of Earth2 Fuku3 Admire Vega4 TM Opera O5 Loves Only You6 Seeking the Pearl7 Agnes Tachyon8 Sirius Symboli9 Orfevre0 Tokai Teio
>>566273283I didn't make this post
>>566273283wtf does top road even mean?
>>566273283you're welcome Ayabe
So what do my favorite Umamusume say about me?
Thoughts?
>>566273470welcome to the family son
>>566273470I can understand most of these (not that I dislike them), but why Loves Only You?
>>566273470nishishi
>>566273615>curren>heliosthat ur based
>>566273393AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
sex with mares
You niggas will do anything except play MANT
Maya cute
>>566273652streamer
>>566273782That's it?
>>566273615whats espoir city like?>>566273769sexo con sweepy
pizza
>>566273636>ring light reflectionkill artists
happy world donkey day
>>566273615WhoreBasedBasedCringeWhore67CringeCringeCringeMambasedBasedCringe5/12
I had a dream that Keb was getting beaten to death by the other danchos in a sakuga anime fight and just as the Uma&co dancho was about to land the killing blow a flash of light blinded everyone and suddenly the demonic winning ticket poster had caught his fist and he turned to Keb and said"Were you about to flatline, dancho? Not on my watch"
>>566267971The Danchode Darby incident was fun but it's already completely old news
>>566273779Correct. I'm done with my aces so I'm exclusively playing Bricko's scenario. Danchode can choke on my 300k max fan count.
>>566273852>whats espoir city like?
>>566273615>Pasa>Pokkie>Cafe
>>566273779I'm out of TP
I had a dream that Charles was getting beaten to death by the other sloptubers in a sakuga anime fight and just as the autistic gook was about to land the killing blow a flash of light blinded everyone and suddenly seriru had caught his fist and he turned to Charles and said"Were you aboutto rose a third chanmi in a row, charres? Not on my watch"
>>566274025Built for rough anal sex
>>566273781they should give maya another altalso her own 26 episode TV anime and 3 movies
>>566273912You made be laugh but still die
>>566274025>tsundere
>>566274025>THAT SOUND
>>566274123oguri doesn't even know what sex is, the only way she'd get heart eyes is from a gigantic plate of food
>>566274068https://www.youtube.com/@GamerCharlesMiske/videosthe only good charles
FACT: if Brian wasn't a 6 G1 triple crown winner she would be far, far less popular.
>BROCKED>BROCKED>BROCKEDTraining lates in MANT is a form of mental illness
Absolutely hate how I can’t use On your left for Nice Navel. Annoying as hell
>>566273615And follow up with the top50 because why not. There are just so many Uma. It's really hard to narrow it down here without a tie or something.>>566273724They are both very cute.>>566273852>whats espoir city like?Im not 100% sure but her outfit is very very cute and she looks like a tsundere which adds a lot of points.
>3 guts cards with high specialty prio>never on guts>no triple rainbowsfuck off
>>566274394Lates is easy mode. Try training ends, especially the "weaker" ends like Ayabe, Hishiama and Taishin.Pure fucking hell.
Are you niggas really on a first name basis with sloptubers? That's really gay.
>>566274456flowerchads, your responses?
>>566274123>>566274286POV you're a T-Head Trainer but this is what she sees.
Hello friends. My dad is doing ok. He had 300 blood sugar but he’s good now. Hopefully this spike won’t happen again. Very odd. Good night friends!
does global still have any undefeated CM winners?
zoomies
>>566274656Yeah, me.
>>566274562what is the easiest style to train in general? not just for this cm but overall?>>566274636hes got the beetus.
>>566274360Her wolf larp is more important to me than her G1 wins
>>566273843Yeah. I'm not a fan of ecelebs
>>566274025>>562050901
https://x.com/lunaticmonster/status/1703907188828414045Chat is this real?
>>566274750pace is easy but in a weak spot right now with xoguri hard carrying the style
>>566274460They already did
>>566274781Was meant for >>566274815>>566273852Yes actually yo
>>566274740OGURI SEX (as in RAPE)
>>566274815
>>566274769Shakur is nonchalantmaxxing as to not raise her cortisol levels despite Finemo's jestermaxxingNo wonder Doto bullies her
>>566274978Dat ass
>>566274907I need to just get off the internet today I'm not even drunk but I'm typing like a retard
>>566273547It means a road that goes to the top.
>>566275041
No... don't turn evil... anything but that...
IRL Opera is kinda ugly ngl
>>566275179fatbros, we are evilits over
>>566275248proof?
>>566274656I'm undefeated at 2nd place.
>>566275248he is!
I hope my club can carry me on a weekend, I hate running careers on weekends and especially 2x TP usage is over that means 1 week of no event rewards
rape is funny
>>566275248What do you mean?
Do I risk Tenno Spring (Firm) with just Moxie and Glittering Star?
>>566275405>ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
why arent nerdy girls 4'11 with double D tits IRL?
>>566275248Can't argue with that
>>566275496You can make it. I believe in you.
Any good reason not to sacrifice these to Moloch?
>>566275496You are allowed to run late surger
>>566275496corner recovery and go late
>>566263728>>566265747omorashi mambo
This is enough stam right? haha...
...
>>566275248not as ugly as KMRthey need to invent monkey musume and he can be the MC
Don't open
>>566275630horny ojisan
>>566275640Die
>>566275595>>566275608>>566275616Gambling pays off.
>>566275740fuck you were right, now i need a tissue or towel or something
>>566275684fuku killed the previous danchode...
>>566275740I should have trusted you
>>566275854It's as easy as that.
Okay but post Goldshi's milkers
>>566275582a honse would never do this to someone he actually hatesdoto LOVES the opera man
I hate chrono genesis
5 steps closer to 5*
>kale muffin combo right before summer startsThis is a sign
LIL COCON SEX
>>566275990that got me thinking now that chronogenesis has jp info won't they anger the nips and get mass reported
>>566275597As a filthy f2p newfag kawakami power is kinoGetting the +60 power events early can save runs that start shitty early but pick up speed later
>>566276030Lewd Journey
>>566275990
>>566275597you're supposed to collect pngs in a png collector game
OPERA O HATE
>>566276086Glasse...
>someone in our club has a child
>>566275597Ayabe is usable outside of MANT at 1LBKawaPri is safe to glue though
>>566276214Now this is a fun activity
>>566276214the only acceptable use for hotglue with top cun
>>566276259>dad is a gacha horse gambler instead of the traditional racehorse gamblergrim
>>566276268>guts card>usable
>>566276214
>>566276401that's a power cardsentiment is the same though
My fap just now was really hard work, and the orgasm was only average...
FINALLY I got an SS rank
>>566276413What the fuck is her problem
>>566276672nothing. its natural to be a horndog, shes a fertile girl but forever blueballed due to the japanese law changes
>>566276572Get an ona
>>566276642
What's going on? why are all the videos in the thread missing the filename?
>>566276401The meme that power cards are bad has caused widespread and irreparable harm to the umamusume community
>>566276895xwo...
>>566276895I had the same thing a couple days ago, fixed now somehow
>>566276895
>>566276386I do both, actually. Can't wait to turn my kid in to a horse dengen just like his pops.
>>566276632Congrats, enjoy your 3* whites and 1* blues
>>566276280>>566276895what the fuck
>>566276672actually this is pretty normal between women
>>566276632Congrats. You have to marry her now.
>>566276895>>566277124https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/issues/3557
>>566276259>when I'm inside her but she didn't feel it
>>566277187my pov
>>566276413I unironically do this
>>566277279SEAbro...
I'll play when theres a Doro collab
>>566276268how exactly is ayabe usable when CB wit existsi guess on CB herself? but otherwise the card is utter dogshit even for a power card
Kek why did they put Light O in Del Mar 2200m? Did no one tell her that there's turns on this track kek (Chrono ended up winning the race in the end)https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2052751698419225013
>>566276895>chromium remote access vulnerability that requires playing a video is discovered>4chan video filenames are removed
30sec
>>566277279Burgerbros...
>>566277110Cute boy
>>566277436firefox chads won yet again...
OHAYOU
>>566277236At least people are quick to post fixeshttps://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/issues/3557#issuecomment-4378537230
>>566276672She's genetically compatible with torena.
>>566277463
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>566277556it's funny seeing that one guy struggle to figure it out. i wonder what he's fucking up.
>>566277661yes it is
>>566277701Can't believe they actually got released...
It's a new gay
It's a jew day
>>566277771
>>566276179sexoooooooo
>>566277760kwaboty(still tony)
>"hell" isnt censored in the game chatuhhh ok
Goldshi come back I miss your carats...
How valuable is Daring Strike for CM14?
I wish digitan would show up in my random ticket pulls....
>>566277884whats with all the belly button cameltoe art recently
>>566278062>milemakes ends slightly more playable but still trash
>>566277154
>>566277963neither is rape
>>566276179>>566277884this horse is forever tainted for me because of the sloptuber
Finally
>>566278097(((Artists))) are hacksEnjoy the pitpussy, skintight/see-through clothing that shows the belly button and of course, ring light reflection on the breasts
I wish digitan would show up in my random bed....
my cheval? grande
>>566276887this is how i want the tore rape(love) to happen
>>566278174i think you're just weak minded if you can't disassociate the two
>>566278168what the fuck... yet I bet god or christmas are censored>>566278190based luna enjoyer>>566278265based boy enjoyer
why didn't you guys tell me that paces are going to be shit on taurus
has anyone EVER seen a mambo star-piece in daily shop?
>>566278307go to bed charles
last daily pull on cheer natie bannerno luck :(
mambo
>>566278349I did but you didn't listen
>>566278414youre retarded if you think i was defending him
>>566278316Indeed, I'm glad I finally have her OG
>>566278349but we did... like numerous times. Every breadtuber did so too.
>>566278129Ye of little faith...
>>566278349bro people have been bitching and moaning about the overabundance of fronts and ends in rooms every day for the last week
>>566278490dont get mad charles, just go to bed. it is late.
>>566278359they only update the star piece pool every once in a while
>>566278448I want to molest you.
Learn the alphabet with your wife, you faggots.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCVoVRmuoJY
>>566278592>how can i make this about something i hate
>>566278257is teio really aloli?
>>566278504another one caught by her incredible charm and wit
But what about Xoguri Pace?
>>566278448You got something better
If 7 I WON'T be an autist and don't clear my 5 borrows before event ends to maximize bingo (I'm on card 26th)
>>566278662teio and taishin are definitionally and objectively NOT loli.
SHE'S HERE
>>566277556relatable >>>/g/108747827
>>566278752who should replace them in the image?
VERY IMPORTANT POLLhttps://poal.me/hbp6lzhttps://poal.me/hbp6lzhttps://poal.me/hbp6lzhttps://poal.me/hbp6lzhttps://poal.me/hbp6lz
>>566278551>too much fronts?? too much ends??? daaaaaa i go pace because tazuna told me to not overcrowd styles!!!
>localizers
>>566276672pheromones, manI did that shit when I was little at school, getting a whiff on girls without them noticing
>>566278750If 7 I'll finish my career run, and the bingo card before ending my turn and going to sleepEverything else I'll post a catbox link
>>566278907creep
>>566278889what the fuck does that even mean? not being able to understand her is in context, but jesus christ I hate zoomer speak so much
>>566278889any zoomer-translators?
>>566278965I'm a weirdoWhat the hell am I doing hereI don't belong here
>>566278965>he never went on panty raids
https://litter.catbox.moe/3ftz9eproue2vzca.png
>>566279038my uma runsrunsrunsruuuuuunnnnnsss
>>566278840i'm unsure on account of me not being a pedo.
add a new answer
so is the walmart hors any good?
>>566278965Stealing this anons panties
>>566279163fucking explode
I made a decision.
>>566279067>>566279193why are men like this?
>>566279209You will regret this
>>566279163Congratulations but also EXPLODE
>>566278974>>566278979
>>566279209Screenshots taken moments before bricking
>>566279163yeah she's good for taurus, she spooked me too
>>566279163this very specific CM, yes.
IM RUNNING 3 PACE CHASERS WHAT THE FUCK
>>566279163Explodulations.
>>566277376
>>566278965I'm sorry you're gay or a woman, bwo
>>566279163Refrain from impregnating your local Walmart greeter
>>566279286zoomer herethat is not a thing. it's the trannylators trying to insert their own tranny lingo into the "mainstream"
>medium S and skills first inspiration>the absolute worst jobbing and trainings I've ever had this scenariowhat did I do in a previous life for this shit
>>566279286??? ARe the trannies pretending helios uses a retarded version of l33t speak that literally no one ever used?
>>566279405id prefer that than real zoomer lingo desu
>>566279338>>566279340alright, thank you anonsI'm gonna go explode myself now
time flies
>>566279262>>566279332s-shut up
>>566279163nyo
okguess I own this one now
>>566279497>i prefer tranny fanfiction over realityshut up tranny
wait... taurus starts in two (2) days?
>>566279238Stop saying you wouldn't want that to happen.
Poor zoomers are now finding out that Helios just talks funny, rather than being one of them. Sad!
I've got 2 front aces, should I go triple or make a pace as I intended? it's a Xoguri
>>566279640STOP ROLLING UMAS THAT I DON'T HAVE WHILE I GET GARBAGE
>>566277578what the FUCK did she mean by this?????
>>566279739bring an Endmutate Xoguri
>>566279739Xog is better as a late surger this CM
>>566279682taurus is literally in 6 hours
>>566279674t. used to say bussin unironically now has ptsd cringe nightmares over it
>>566279238>woman constantly sniff EVERYTHING male relateda ok>male ONCE sniff something female relatedCRINGE CREEP DIE
>>566277578Genohara...
>>566279839Neicha is cute tho
>womenWe have been over thishttps://poal.me/aoytf2
>>566279839you don't deserve her...
>>566279546HowI barely have 600 and I'm a day 1 player
>>566279839just get lucky bro lmao
>>566278889I'm generally pretty up to date with zoomer/nigger speak but I've never seen 645 before
>>566279925it's just weird, sorry to say
>>566279682>>566279876IT'S UP
>16 pulls>0 cheerleadersIt is what it is™
>>566279682>gemini is on 31th of may too
>>566280032I do 5 runs per day
>Mambo is sub 200 rank what the FUCK
me when i have to do 1(one) singular mant run for dailieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9KGOfF5g-Y
>>566280242i act like this
I wish there was a way to mute specific characters so I don't have to hear Tickezo's voice ever again
>>566278840Ruby
>>566280093so is woman sniffing and wearing my tshirts you creepy femcel
>Got a second fujin from free pullHolding back the urge to type explode into the club chat
>>566278889>>566279286I can imagine a nigger saying that. Like "damnn shieet this yaky sohber dawg seix fo fie mann sheeit"
nice
>>566280380Explode the club instead
>>566280302don't shay that...
>>566280332you're dumb
>>566280456>>566280540said the woman
24 more hoursI've already got swimsuit spe so I think I'll just wait to get spooked so I can 4 star her.
>>566280093It wouldn't be weird if you got horny from that.
>>566276280>WOOTSaid/Wrote no one ever
>>566280461>stamina>mile
>>566280461where is the groundwork spark?
>>566280461>Stamina>Mile
>>566275087Imagine if pic related >>566275424 would sneak up on doto like that, instead death kick in response
rolling for sweepy will be the best day of my life
How many threads does /uma/ use in a day on average?
>>566280695not if it's a fat hairy fat guy which is 90% of the ppl here
>>566280808flip that W upside down for a second.
>>566280976no one has ever bothered to checkyou can try figuring it out yourself https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/
sorry danchou can't play todaygirlfriend want to go outside
>>5662809765?
>>566281040Sure! Don’t forget your Rice Shower on the way out.
>>566281029>they knowit's BF3s "/v/ video games"/dinos all over again
>>566280461I swear 3* stamina and mile pink is Cygames's favorite joke
>>566280461don't listen to the others, it's good for building Med or Long umas with shit Mile lv
>>566280979You're in the wrong thread then.
>>566280870>>566280926don't fucking >Stamina > Mile mefinding good parent for bobo is AIDS as fuck with her B Mile Long
>>566280680*smooch*
Tacuteyon
>>566281227you can live with Long B though, no need to get an A there
Ayabe Shows Concern
>>566281227Kita posters should not swear and date me
Will another runner take the lead?!
>>566278889>>566278979>>56628007169 is the only thing that makes sense. So I guess she's saying the ramen is better than sex
>>566280970but shes a slut...
Should I pull for Cheerleader NN before the banner ends today? I really like Natie but heard mixed things. I've seen people say her ult is hard to proc but it looks to me that she just needs one mid race speed skill and it will be fine. Also heard people say she's hard to train but I'm pretty sure thats just because of MANT, not anything inherently wrong with the Uma. To me though her accel skills and dominator sound good.I have 80k carats right now, 50 tickets, and no plans for other umas for a while.
TEN BORROWS NO MED S WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>566281442why are kitaposters so sought afterchiyoposters should learn from them
what is the animation indicator for kita to give 1 hint level of PoC on fast-forward speed?i still can't catch it
>>566281517SureShe gets better once evolved skills come out
>meanwhile my nishino
>>566281517>I have 80k carats right now, 50 tickets, and no plans for other umas for a while.then yespost the results
so it happened.....
hey Maru what the FUCK are you doing?
>>566281580You would want a Kita poster of your own too
>>566281580maybe chiyoposters should be nicer to /uma/
>>566281517>hard to trainthat's every backliner in MANTIf she's your oshi you should pull
>>566281672>12. hoeroa>13. whoroa
>>566281758>be nice>be sexy>be like Kitait really is that simple
>Tachyon gives me 3 stat hints back to backI'm gonna go insane
>>566281517if you like her you should get her
Protip to save on c*ocks: Just don't run MANT lmao
Kitaposters are sluts
>>566281883LOL HAHA! XD
>>566281227bobo can win with mile B easy thoughjust press speed more
>>566278889they could have been epic and made it 67 s m h
>>566281642it's longer
>>566273470let's gooooooo1 - Goldship2 - Mayano Top Gun3 - Sirius Kwaboli4 - Orfe5 - Opera6 - Teio7 - Rudolf8 - Sounds of Earth9 - Pearl0 - Tachyon
>>566281948They're all my wives
Which Uma would be the best friend for a lazy neet like myself?
>>566281517Yes, NSM is good and she's super cute.The funny thing about her unique is that it's hard to proc because you'll be top 3 by the time you enter the final straight.
>700 stam>343 guts>Be Still, which did activate>bUt it'S le RainInG xD
>>566281658nigger i would fucking KILL for that spark
>>566282078air groove
>>566282050Based, time to take your medicine guinea pig
>>566282164gwochacho got rainedchacho
You should be nicer to Agnes Tachyon
>>566282078Tachyon. All she does is makes performance drugs and sits in front of screen for whole day.
teams run>Fun>done in 30 minutesMANT run>not fun>done in 2+ hours
>>566282164Stats aren't real
more like acknes yuckyon
>>566282078Kita unironicallyit would be like in welcome to the NHK
>>566282260tachyon needs the trainer to be her babysitter and wipe her ass, she's possibly the worst match for a lazy neet
>>566279925if a woman gave a man her panties, nobody would expect him not to sniffthe difference is that sneaking panty sniffs isn't the same as being a pervert with an item you were given. why am I even bothering to explain this, plus I'm wizard +5, I've never sniffed panties and never will
>>566282324they have better spurt nog
>>566282164>Haruten when it's raining>rival is Super Creek or McFat
>>566282189>>566282245>reddit tachyon
>Kitaposters, just like the real Kita, are highly sought aftermakes you think....
I just bought the hat...
>>566282078Digitan loooves NEETs
>>566282343like the NHK mile cup?
>>566282078digitan? dober? (go read a manga together)natie (she loves you desperately while taking care of you, hoping you'll pull yourself together someday)creek (you're like a baby)skytach if you're chill with being her guinea pigother positive improvement types like kita
>>566281760>>566281646>>566281660Can any of you tell me if my thinking is correct with her ult? Is it just one or two mid race skills to make it consistent? Is her 0 speed bonus rough for her?Sorry I'm being a bitch about this, but I have genuinely some of the worst pulling luck in this game and overthink everything.
>>566280976about 6, a thread lasts roughly 4 hours on average
>>566282392dont forget mambo
>manhattan cuckè
>>566282374I hope cygames fires you
>didnt get Mile STragic
>>566282463Of course zoomers wouldn't know about this...
>>566282245she's cute and sexya little eccentric and isn't a late so I can't rank her that high
>>566282078Digitan will probably be relatable enough while helping you get out moreCreek if you want to be her baby
>>566282392
tachyon smells like hydrogen sulfide
whorren whorigato
>>566282646
give me a bobo decktime to start making aces for this CM
>>566282515That's crazy
I can't believe Gold Ship is fucking dead
>>566282646Just do a Tiara route with Maruzenskt gwocho
>Still shitting myself
>>566282451>there is a non 0 chance that kitaposters are wrung dry everyday for their seed when they just want to go to the gym
>>566282169but it stam
okay, I didn't realize how big Ines Fujin's rack wasalso she has freckles. I think I like her
>>566282737MY FUCKING HERO
>>566282392rice raped me on kikuka once
>>566281517>I have 80k carats right now, 50 tickets, and no plans for other umas for a while.pull and post results, but only if you're serious about your last point. Cheerleader Natie is so fucking cute I nearly lost control and pulled her myself.
>>566282752gwo you need more stam sparks
>>566282940>stam sparksretard
Meek, Happy
>>566282787
>>566282737Rice VILLAIN
>>5662827522 speed + SSR Dia or a gold recovery + SSR Pasa + 2 wit
*blows your gale*
>>566282864She's fucking huge, she's bigger than some widely accepted cows
>>566282646your supercar?
>>566283114
blow my gay
>>566283136Maruzensky SUCKS on Sprint races
>>566282940>>566282989no fighting.give me the bobo deck
>>566282861i'm grinding exactly those to 3* both, and from now on every run i won't get them i will telepathically send my anger towards you
>>566283158She’s a big gale…
>>566282646bwo just do a bakushin ura run
its meim gale
>>5662827522 speed 3 wit + creek. Stock the fuck out of energy and charms for summer, because you want to tap power or stam then when the speed and wit aren't on.trvst the plan
I will never train a real ace. She has no golds, she has no rank, she has no S rank aptitude. She is an open league loser twisted by cope and pige spending into a crude mockery of a competitor.
slopjob
>>566276672The first thing I did when my girlfriend came over to my apartment for the very first time was grabbing my work shirt from my laundry bin and I just threw it at her. She put that shit on her face just inhaled.
>>566281481CHRISTMAS!? BAD CUZ CHRIST IS EVILSEX? BASED!
shoejob
>>566283284
Bwos... should I go balls deep for Necha?
>>566283224The sprint kinen is senior year bwoat that point you should just be bodying the enemy raw with 800 speed
>>566282454This game has a funny way of telling you to go fuck yourself, never seen these many hats in the same run
>>566283331you genuinely only need 1 big stam summer rainbow to be fine for cm13atleast on seiun, she has a lot of +stam events too
>>56628347567!
>forgot to use hammer on TS ClimaxAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>566276672She instinctively needs to know if you'd be a compatible partner for her.
>>566283527What did she mean by that?
>>566283475Nyes
>>566283475I never understood the mentality behind putting that amount of pulls in and not pitying. Pull or don't. Get some self control nigga
Which Uma would be best fit if I got deep fantasy of breaking and dominating the dominatrix, and taking care of her like she'd be wife?
So who should I train for the CM?Not aksing for the meta im asking YOU who you want me to train.
>>56628361850 of those are tickets
>hmmm yes i will bring 3 speed so i don't need to run p*wer cards>950 speed and 600 power by 2nd inspiration
>>566282357>plus I'm wizard +5, I've never sniffed panties and never willRelatable. FUCK YOU
>>566283475DO NOT PULL
>>566283475You oughta
>>566283669
>>566283705Is this the new dot
>>566283530for a front? wouldn't they want around 800-850? maybe 2 big stam rainbows. Seiun is a stam growth too, so it definitely helps
>>56628368550 of those could have been used to heavily discount a banner, like this one
>>566283432>my GF came over? lets randomly throw my work shirt at her lmaoI mean, it proves your point, which isn't a shock, but why are you like this?
>>566283685Imagine falling for their Jewish mind tricks this hard. There is functionally NO DIFFERENCE between spending tickets and spending carats.
>>566283690Your power sparks?
>>566283669who do you have
>>566283826one big stam with a high TE unit together + anklet and 60% megaphone would be enough prob, MAYBE 2, you're right
>>566283503yeah that's what I thought too. >850 speed/650 power/ 5 velocity skillsall to get raped by NishinoSprint B should not make that much dfference
>>566283906>There is functionally NO DIFFERENCEI feel better about wasting tickets rather than Carats. Checkmate, atheist.
just fuck my shit up
spending 10 tickets does not give you a guaranteed gold like spending 1500 carats does
>>566283993>he is trying to speedmog nishino flowerbro just skip sprint races
>>566283807Yeshttps://gcp2.net/
>>566284032You use EBT don't you
>
>>566283690you actually don't want to bring more spd cards since they usually have starting speed + speed bonus that unbalances your shitwhat you want is power bonus (especially on spd cards) + TE
>>566284117Hey man it ain't food stamps
>>566283890Because I want her to beat me up.
>>566283906For the last 3 uma banners I got the umas I want essentially for free with tickets, this time I wasn't so lucky
you better be saving those carats for summer
>>566283975The following.>>566283789>>566283959Ok so thats two votes for Winning ticket.
>>566283906Ten pull using tickets when?
>>566284087nyesbut why do you care about 2 stars
Sex with Ayabe on Curren's bed
>>566284110>that drawingholy sovl
>>566284251Summer goldshi is only good for breeding for her TT inherit
>>566284316I don't, but anon said there is no difference. There is a difference, just a minor one. Also it's kinda relevant for support card banners
>>566283703 is "wizard +5" supposed to be "i was a virgin at 30 and I've been with 5 women since"? i dun get it
Is we getting uma stamps?
>>566284110I would have, but training was bad so I figured, what the hey, it's a G1 and I have 4 gold hammers, should be an easy win NObecause fuck you that's why
>>566284460no, it means he is 35
>>566284381>Summer goldshi is only goodstopped reading right there
>>566284460No it means he's a sexless 35 year old loser
>>566284460KHV at 35 (genetic dead end)
>>566282484You have to pass someone on the final corner and you have NSM. Shouldn't be a problem if the track is suited for that.
>>566284469WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
>>566283113>>566283331wakatta2Spd 1Sta(Creek) 2-3Wit 0-1Pasacommencing operation
>>566284381I WILL be using Summer Gold Ship as an ace and I WILL be losing in CM
>>566284515>>566284561>>566284563ah, ok. learn something new every day
>>566284161yea im doing fuku + kita + NTR (borrow) + 2 wit + 1 wild cardi would ideally want the wild card to be a power card since my uma has stam growth but there is zero good MANT SR power cards with TE so i just went with a stam card with TE and im grossly overstammed and underpoweredi think i will try a singular guts card next
Do I spend my 2 gold crystals on the Nishino flower Power SR?I'd get it to MLB and I already have Vega SR to MLB,
Who DOES this appeal to?
>>566284775me
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CHEERLEADER NATUREHOLY SHIT ALL CLOCKS GONE AND STILL 8TH AT HOPELESS STAKESI'VE NEVER TRAINED A BIGGER JOBBER EVEN AMONG OTHER LATES
>>566284881>he bought?
make the boot
>>566284775Otaku who can forgive her for liking yuri
>>566284775god she is so molestable
>>566284881>canonical jobber jobs her careerwater is wet
dont forget to do your legend races
don't forget to bake
AAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEE THE IMAGE LIMIT
>>566285115I knew I was forgetting something... thank you anon!
im cumming hard
>>566285070Digitan would be extremely easy to rape.She goes to lots of conventions and meets, often unaccompanied due to her niche interests. As her trainer, you would know the exact ins and out of her schedule, allowing you to pick an optimal time where she would be out late, alone, perhaps taking the scenic route back to her dorm. Of course, being an umamusume, her natural strength would make her feel relatively safe to do so; and, truthfully, it would be enough to discourage most assailants. However, weighed down by merchandise and having walked a convention hall all day would leave her exhausted and unable to summon her full strength to fight back against you.She has poor Long aptitude, after all.From the dark, you could easily grab hold of her tiny body. You'd have at least a few second to get a good grip before she even reacted. A few more moments of her flailing wildly to get hold of her panties under her skirt. By the time she would be able to muster a real resistance, she'd feel your turgid member pressing against her. She'd freeze. How else could she react? She racks her brain for any semblance of an answer, any solution to what was happening between her legs, right before you plunge into her.Numb and tired, she would simply let things proceed, unable to process it.You could simply leave the sticky aftermath as it were. Digital has no interest in normal humans, so she would be unable to connect your height and build to you so long as you covered your face. She never paid attention to it before and she would have no reason to suspect you as the perpetrator, so things would proceed as they always did the next day.Her running form is off. It must still hurt. She's trying to smile and brush it off. You can see what you did to her dancing behind the mask she would have to wear to try to pretend she still felt normal. She's doing her best, but she's clearly broken up about it.You could probably do it again. She wouldn't even resist the second time
>>566285169I can't I have only 1 working hand I would mess up the OP
delete your images to post more!
BAAAAAAAAAAKERRRR
This bread is soggy
now that uma is deadi just want to say I HATE MY DANCHOU
I'd bake but I'm sure someone is alreadyr-right?
>>566284743ME and TE are for the most part interchangeable
>>566285308hot
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
FINE I'LL BAKE GODDAMN YOU ALL
No one is baking. This is the end of /uma/.
>>566285308Then you realized she planned all of it
BAKE A THREAD ALREADY I WANT TO POST PULLS RESULT
maybe afterwards... this is... the beggining of a new era
incoming double thread
Sorry I was busy making something that wasn't bread
wait hold on let me post an image
he was making himself cumAND DIDN'T EVEN POST IT
EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR WE ARE LEAVING THIS THREAD
>>566286182>>566286182>>566286182move
