Previous: >>566309058>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
This thread is already shit.
Pacechads, we are about to get some cracked trainees
>>566329802Where? It's so smooth
I looooooove turf sparks.
Forgot this month is LoH and I'm not sure if they'll add more emblems so latest I can do this will be next month, though they'll probably add Teio this month? I think? Or maybe it's next month. I don't know what time is.
>>566329847my beloved
i want to have sex with marveyumas for this feel?
>>566329814Because you didn't get to make your avatarfag thread?
You fail to learn anything. You fail to learn anything. You fail to learn anything.
Digitan LOVE
>>566329893Idk why you ask here man, we are all global players.
>>566329792
You don't hate localizers enough
>The schizo is out in full forceThis time of the day
>>566329939Marvelous Sunday...
ryan LOVE
>>566329720post nishino
>>566330305bing bing wahey
>>566330319WTF? Saudi Cup is G3.
When is it acceptable to replace my CM13 parent with my CM14 parent
>>566330421
>>566330009There’s not much to be learned here.
>>566330305>PAR-TAY!https://youtu.be/0Bnhv_3RPYo>>566330451Get TRICKED, loser!
IF I RACE MORE THEY DON'T HIT FRIENDSHIPI GET SHIT SUMMERSHER MOOD IS IN THE SHITTER CONSTANTLYHOW DO YOU GET ENOUGH STATS WITHOUT TRAINING, IT NEVER GIVES ENOUGH BOOKSI DO NOT UNDERSTAND I HATE THIS FUCKING SCENARIO SO MUCH IT IS UNREAL
>>566330353nah, thatll never work.
>>566330484Ew a basic blonde bitch
>>566329720succubus thread
How do I get a woman to look at me like this?
I love Rice
>>566330626be under 5'10
TamaLove, formerly AlmondLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The club's only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AlmondLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
>>566330624Why is she so damn thirsty
I should've killed this run earlier but I finished it for you danchode
>>566329792The view from below is mine
>>566330810Why so aloof? Mothers should stick together
>>566330831french blood
>>566330831
ExcelUma (588536995) is recruiting trainers looking for a relaxed club without many requirements or fan quota, and those interested in Open CM and uncoventional strats
>>566330810Maru, pregnant (by me), praying for the fertility of Creek, who has just been inseminated (by me)
>>566330463When sign-ups start
umas most likely to piss themselves during a race?
>>566330992Umapyoi with Sakura Laurel.
>>566330945Bed Flowery gambatte
>>566330726sovlful banner
>>566331026tahbo
>>566330451wei~>>566329385Talking about Otaku being based and passionate, Idol Live shows sound like something elsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3tcroBCYREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtWT7SfIVpU
>>566330883you better have bought the sticks too
>>566330726I hope you gave eishin anon a big hug today
>>566330791
Name one horse
>>566331264The fuck's a horse?
>>566331264mister ed
>>566330810This is a dangerous duo.
>>566331264H-Horse?
I'm starting to like older women
>>566331159I did and then didn't use them
>>566331002Whole lot of yapping but it can't fix teio's ult because it needs a horse strictly within 1 length
Good evening bros
>>566331264secretary or something like that
>[Deleted]Anon will return, in: Avengers: Doomsday!
>>566331343Of course.
>>566331197What happened to eishin anon?
The Ayabe figurine is calling to me.
OH SHIT I'VE FINALLY HIT IT BIG THANK YOU CYGAMES
>>566331353Go where?
https://guesser.umamusu.moe/
is the other uma game any good?
>>566331658He got doxxed by the thread villain for joining one of their cm rooms
>>566331532Subject: ovis aries earlgreyOdor neutralization efforts are ongoing, but have yet to bear fruit
>>566331593
>>566331264Samson
>>566331847brvtal mogging
>>566331847The average work horse vs the average thirdie Anon
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALMOST HALF MY FRONT RUNNER RACES LIKE THIS???>YOU WANNA RUN FRONTS GWO???>FRONTS NEED OTHER FRONTS TO GET A GOOD LEAD AND WIN???>OK GWO HERE'S 27 PACE CHASERS AND 35 LATE SURGERS
>>566331847grok is this real???
>>566331847This looks fake
>>566331773Cafe doesn't stink shaddup
>>566331760
umas most likely to be drug cheats?
>>566331847imagine the sex
>>566331264The what
>>566332031Agnes stinks, of moldCafe stinks, of cafe
>>566331989Just put them in pace gwocho
>>566331760desu what he did was unprompted almost as if asking for it or a drama
>>566332067Deep Impact
>>566331847chad omnivore vs gay vegan
>>566332142I need Front skills tho
>>566332006it's real
>>566331760It's even more fucked up than that, the anon only posted room results because the thread was crying about NTRanon faking the rooms since it's always filled and has spectators disabled.
>>566332206An avatarfag would never want to create drama bwo
>>566332206Posting results is a serious crime
>>566331847Imagine the tits on this 190cm giant uma
This german is so fucking ass, its impossible to have a good career using her
bwos let's get along and friendshipmax and smilemax, no need to argue everyday
>>566332005>>566332006https://thefarmshare.com/blog/the-biggest-horse-in-history
>>566332496>>566332651I was talking about the muvluv anon. Making fun of posters and calling them slurs is alright nothing wrong with it. But making fun of umas are another thing.I would never make fun of umas even if I hate VF for ruining Vivlos and NTRfaggot for ruining NTR.It's a faggot behavior overall.
>>566332796>219cm>1,524kgWhat the fuck
>>566332796actually insane that he lived until 20. Figured his heart would give out
>>566332857We call Ryan ugly every single day bwo...
>>566332857My guy people say shit about Umas all the fucking time here. "Basic Blonde Bitch" is barely an insult compared to the shit I've seen.
Fine Abortion
>>566332857This. I hate vf but I think vivlos is a cutie patootie and I'll still be rolling for her and her summer. His stench doesn't pierce her aura.
I think Super Creek is sweet, tender and sexy.
>>566331724This makes my fucking head hurtDon't like it
>>566333071Uhhhh
>>566333071
>>566331724This is really badly done compared to, say, Wordle or anything like it.
>>566333071No honey, you died in a slow and painful death
>>566332857nigga I like gold city yet you don't see me schizoing out and trying to dox people everytime someone dislikes her.
We love all umas except for the one who shall remain nameless
>>566333360Didn't they shoot her on the race track or am I thinking of someone else?
>>566331989>HERE'S 27 PACE CHASERS AND 35 LATE SURGERSNow imagine running that as a late.>>566333071Vivlos and NTR are both ruined for me.
I hate top road independent of NTR anon. I've never thought she was particularly impressive, then I saw her movie and maintained the opinion that she was pretty fucking boring. Her square squareish eyes make her look like a fucking Downy, she doesn't stand for anything, she's just a horse that wanted to win and eventually did and nothing else about her was in any way interesting. I have never seen anyone post any actually good qualities about her or explain anything tangible about why they like her over any other character in the game. I'm mostly just here other people saying basically the same thing that I'm saying here, that she's mid and uninteresting, which just reinforces my belief that my opinion is correct.So I have a really hard time believing that anyone spamming this character is legitimate in their behavior and not just someone looking to get (you)s by pissing people off.
>>566333460God how grim must that have been in the crowd to hear a single shot ring out after seeing a leg ripped open and dangling. "Hello special times" indeed
>>566331989this doesnt matter in career
>>566333186>>566333271>Someone thought "Let's make Wordle, but with Uma!">Then they somehow managed to fuck up one of the easiest things possibleTruly lmao
>>566333535We have an anon that legitimately loves Ryan and used to spam her till he took a break.
>>566333534>Vivlos and NTR are both ruined for me.Why tho
>>566333713Where can I find the translations for this fags work, his shit is so hot
>>566333535I mean it's quite literally the meme of a third worlder seeing a blonde chick with big boobs and falling head over heels for them. Has absolutely nothing to do with personality
>>566333678It takes a lot of work to be a retard so I know the fags that slow down aren't that bad.
how do you wake up every single fucking day and not want to kill yourself? i don't understand why you allow the suffering to continue. if i had to live a single day in your shoes i would cut it down to 15 minutes.
>>566333678At least Ryan has something that makes her stand out from the rest. She may not appeal to me, but I recognize the Gap Moe and the value of a Mejiro that's rougher around the edges. Also literally all you have to do to make Ryan pretty is change her haircut, so there's a lot of room to work there.
can we go ONE fucking thread without some shitty fucking drama like we're middle aged wine moms
>>566333535Have you been on /a/ and waifu wars threads? You'll see the most basic characters that you'd think are most boring and no personality at all, but, you'd see a lot of people defending or into them.I don't think it's about that and you're just thinking too much about it.
>>566333920 gossip is human
>>566333784You disgust meAlso maybe on the panda?
>>566333678And most people hated him when he was spamming too.
>>566333535And I think people who like stay gold are subhuman or women (also subhuman) and the faggot spamming her here should kill himself. It doesn't need a wall of text.
>>566332857Grass will never be japanese
>>566333087Yes, yes and yes.
>>566333984i detest gossipyet im also autisticso it makes sense
>>566334002Which is why they're just doing it because they love the character and it comes off as annoying to others because the character is unlikeable for them.
>>566333984it's a strong insult to humanity to imply that you people are humans.
>>566333920Blame TamaLove and their pansiesi
>>566333809So NOW you want that?All those careers where you'd fuck off and SUDDENLY get a knack to slack when a perfect training appeared? Or how you never gave me an onsen ticket?Yeah, paybacks a bitch
how would be a umachan thread
>>566333984>Implying the apes here are human
>>566333920Why do anons in this general act like women latelyDrama this drama thatWhat the fuck
>>566331156The audience in these things is crazy fun, not to mention the songs themselves.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4g20vbgVAw
>>566332857The fuck? This isn't a reddit hugbox, you are free to say what you think here and that's hardly even anything either. On the other hand, while doxxing is no big deal, schizoing out like that as a petty "revenge" over the tiniest bit of harmless bants and pointing fingers at an anon instead is retarded.>even if I hate VF for ruining Vivlos and NTRfaggot for ruining NTR.I'm indifferent to them regardless and always will be. No amount of avatarfaggotry is going to make me like nor dislike any particular uma either, thats REAL faggotry behavior if you're letting retards affect your feelings of characters in a game. Take a deep introspection one day and re-evaluate yourself for your own good.
Trainer-san MANT run doko?
>>566333460They don't use guns, but Rice is one of the umamusume who died on the track IRL.>>566333534VF and NTRtranny obviously. I've seen Road to the Top, but the actual character doesn't make enough of an impression to overwrite the tranny.
Round 2. Did we learn our lesson from last night? Even less stam this time.
>>566334195That's what happens when you don't gatekeep the schizo and instead let him hold power over youNow he's unstoppable
>>566333970No I'm a fake 4channer. I've been here since like 2010 but I've only ever really been on /v/ for League of Legends general until it got so big that they forced VG into creation and then I've been pretty much only here for whatever game I play since.
>>566333713nts>>>>>ntr
>>566333991I self insert as the ugly bastard. There is quite literally nothing wrong with netorare
>>566334296No more runs until GL. Practice your singing and dancing.
>wake up>brown hourscan you gay retards jump to another website, preferably k*wifarms because it has a lot of spinsters that spend their day doing nothing but gossiping about gay shit
>>566333678He kmew how to read the room and he mellowed down when people found him annoying.Not the NTR nigger though. That faggot has ZERO class. He doubled down instead and relishes in being the most annoying attention whore in this general.
>>566333920>>566334195im trying to talk fun stuff but you fags always ignore me and go for the schizo bait posts instead
>>566334338who is the schizo here
>>566334321Why as an end with D though
>>566334396You disgust meDidnt ask
>>566333984Reminder that soldiers and construction workers gossip more than housewives
>>566334032Everything I say requires a wall of text.
7 or 10 Medium sparks on Taiki and Nishino for CM14?
>>566334338I wonder if the schizo even knows he's the schizo.
>>566333970People don't actually like those characters most of the time. They just want to feel unique and special by liking a character nobody really likes.Which is why those people avatarfag or spam their character all the time, they just want attention.
>>566334492So I can get end skills
new cryer
>>566334596Do the Ardan copypasta
>>566334480The guy who throws a trantrum at "thread integrity", "op vandalism", "muh jp has no place in global"Notice how the thread quality started declining rapidly since the beginning of the year, which is the exact time frame where the schizo got into savage mode and FOR SOME FUCKING REASON many anons decided to obey him, creating threads when he started crying and jumping to shit on the things he shat on even if as a shitpostNow they got fed up and can't get rid of him. Well done, retards
>>566334542hot take
Man there's just no saving these threads at this timezone, huh? The NTR anon is already getting actively culled by the meidos, yet you people would rather continue speculate or revolve the topic around him. I don't think the problem isn't even him nor the schizo anymore.
>>566334638Is this for a CM14 parent?
>>566334620B medium is enough, and it helps you to not produce more useless medium Sparks from her lineage if you don't spark up to a, so try to keep them on grandparents and leave the more valuable Sparks in the front.
>>566334626Some schizos know, but I'm 100% sure this one doesn't even realize and will blame every other fictional enemy he created>>566334760Nice falseflag
I derailed the thread. I apologize
>>566333535cygays attempt to astroturf a new protagonist and they failed miserably. Everyone enjoyed the movies because of opera and most importantly ayabe
>>566334673BUE NO
>>566334760nice falseflag also fuck off back to /v/ gosling tard
anything to wind back 2 months when people talked about the fucking game instead of being insufferable drama- or meta-drama faggots
boysex
Oh mein Gott I am actually playing the game. And by game I mean Umamusume: Pretty Derby. Sorry for the off-topic post.
It's starting to get hot.Post sweaty umas.
>>566334883>>566334954You retards are part of the problem
>>566334620Med B is enough, I tried Med C and it was a horrible experience.
None of you deserve anonymity. I hope the government starts treating you like the animals that you are.
>>566334760At one point everyone stopped caring about the state of the threads and would rather look forward to what kind of drama will happen or they can talk about. This thread is a definite proof of it.
>>566334542Mentally healthy women literally go insane over how ugly the hair of the neighbor is and how she was called a bitch by that one girl at the farmers market and she didn't misheard her, and how her friend Susan won't ever take her side on how much of a bitch Sandra is because she wouldn't let her ruin her marriage for getting to fuck her husband and brother but that is fine because it's just a flingHousewives are literally the worst
>>566333535she has big tits in fanart
>>566334986you're one of them
DON'T JOIN TAMALOVETHESE FUCKING QUEERS WON'T TRADE MEDIUMSITS LIKE 50% CLOWNS BEGGING FOR DIRT SHOES AND I DON'T HAVE ANY LEFT TO GIVEYOU WILL BE SUCKED INTO A DIRT RABBIT HOLEWARNING YOU NOW GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
>>566334925I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU AND YOUR BODYGUARDS TO (near) DEATH!>>566334673>The fake ass Magical Girl is destroying my cute CFDEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH! DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!>>566335019Meanwhile I'm Sweeping this dog shit scenario while playing some semi-garbage City Builder to chill while listening to Idol music.
>>566334986So which is the definitive rapist of Taurus? Fronts Lates or Ends?
>double sleep deprivedwhatever man
>>566335148Fine Motion would never say this and she would resent you
>>566335067What? Tired of being called a fag, nigger or tranny?Cry more about it nobody cares
>>566335019
so GL is as bad as MANT but is shorter and that makes it betterer than MANT???
>>566334542Men bitch about the government, money, and workWomen bitch about other people and how this thing they just saw was actually the most notable thing ever.
please /uma/i require maru lewds
it's been a bad week for sloptubers
What are you guys doing on this miserable Friday night? The RNG last week was so dogshit I've decided to phone it in for CM13 and just prepare for CM14.
>>566335019Same. Doing the last of my borrow runs now. I'm also alternating between watching my tomo play dave and fapping a bit
>>566335056Creek explaining to Ramonu that a trainer's protein shake increases muscle gains and racing performance since it contains testosterone
>>566335024
>>566335024>>566335496ew hags
>>566335379
>>566335379goodthis insufferable faggot deserves what he getshe can always go back and whinge on twitter about le heckin evil public
>>566335496
>>566335379Why is that anytime I see someone with those eyes and passable english speaking skills, it's always the most retarded kind of people?
>>5663349391: EARS2: I don't really care for ayabe either but at least she goves me a reason, she stands out in a way I don't like instead of being cardboard. My problem with her is her whole narrative of survivor's guilt for a sibling she didn't even know. I know a lot of people like her but I think her concept is executed poorly. Sucks because I'm a Gemini and I'd love to like the twin Uma but it just isn't so.
>>566335416Trying to learn how to build front runners after some incredibly demoralizing room matches wherein I was almost 100% of the time the last 3 places.
Rare Brick (835612678) has one spot for an anon who needs a comfy A+ club >25mil monthly >don't flatline and disappear >medium shoes >stickers in chat Reply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/succubus op
>>566335574>someone with those eyesYou mean an Asian person?There are a lot of those, anon...
>>566335340Being shorter is the only good thing about it. It's significantly more RNG heavy and not very interesting as far as gameplay goes. It's also the start of the dumb UG ranks.If you like the idol part of uma, you'll at least enjoy the lore, story and music in it though.
>>566334673Kawakami can do no wrong.
>>566335268That is because I(!) am saying it, not FineMo!
Cuteamente
>>566335379i don't know how you can be stupid enough to think you can just fucking restream the kentucky derby without consequences.
>>566335379is there any good sloptuber /uma/ approved?
I was searching kamigame to check the tierlists to see if any uma i want is futureproof but why the hell are rickey curren seeking and espoir there when they're pace chasers? I swear this site is gaslighting me too
>>566334805I'm trying to make a 9* guts end closer parent because I think that'd be really funny. I got an 8* guts last night but no spurt. This one ended up even worse.
>>566335535
>>566335307>Surprise German, and correctly written as wellFinally, representation...>>566335454>watching my tomo play dave and fapping a bitHuh?
>>566335735Evil sleeps within you, your soul is dangerous and I do not like you
>>566335713I love you helpful Falco poster
>>566335893pace chasers are good, they have always been good, and they will get even better.
>>566335786I refuse to believe she learned this dance choreography
>>566335893Isn't Rickey a front and Pearl a Late?
>>566335708Not everyone with those eyes is asian, just look at southern south americans and american indians
>>566335340There's also hag umanko
>>566335956This feels like it should be a Fuku post.
>>566335416just grinding out my last ace, doesn't even need good skills just S medium and decent stats
>>566335956Too bad, cuz I like (You)!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJjlhvVi1OI>Evil sleeps within youShould've seen my recent RPG playthroughs, you'd love 'em!
>>566336048>>566336078Fuck I forgot to mention I wanted to highlight front runners but they're not front runners so why are they highlighted
Do you go by cm number or zodiac sign? I have no idea what number we're on but the signs are easy to remember for me
>>566336145yea yea but can you actually fingerblast her like Riko and Tazuna
>>566335786Donna's donnas take up too much of the screen, where is she?
>>566336163>Westoids (Normalfaggots) are heavily influenced by memegarbage that they consumeNo fucking shit sherlock, could've told you that without knowing what the fuck you're talking about
>>566336276number, we're going to start cm13 soon
>>566336267Espo's unique works for either pace or front. Rickey has always been a front uma too
>>566336172Okay I actually love falco so you get a passhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RhQKkIAR64
>>566336076She's autistic not dumb.>>566336163What a moron. You literally cannot go on any social media platform that doesn't reduce Stego to "DEADBEAT DAD" "ACTUAL MAN LOL" "HOMELESS" "BUM" bullshit. It's been 5 months since her career released and it's still the same tired jokes over and over again even if people have actively translated her stories so you can see her personality. That is not "caring about them", that's just being a retarded tourist.
>>566335120:^)>>566335379God is still punishing him for gaslighting me in CM1.
>>566336323You get smashed at the bars together, and I am pretty certain there is an event where you carry her drunk ass home.
AMERICA
>>566336323>fingerblast her like RikoThis kills the Riko...
>>566336323yes
>>566336472...intimidating?
>>566336446
>>566335950I'm... multitasking? I'm not sure how to explain it, anon. I'm doing my final run of the night while doing other things, basically, alternating between all of them a bit. I'm not even really fapping anymore either I just wanted to post something salicious in there to get your attention and reply.
>>566336163Almost nobody on Global likes Staygold though? I barely see her get posted and when she does get posted it's a>lol single dadmeme. She's nowhere close to as popular as the popular Global umas
>>566330726>>566331760Wtf Tamalove danchou kicked Muvluvbro after Ntranon doxxed himTruly Evil
>>566336645Oh, so you're one of those zoomers. I assume you have tiktok open as well as subway surfers on loop.
>>566336693danchud is a bleeding heart sweetie, he would never
>>566335120just login twice a day bozo
>>566335950It's so weird to me that German in English shows and games is almost always incomprehensible slop or a grammar nightmare, despite the languages having so much in common that all you really have to do is put the original text in some auto-translator..Meanwhile, Japanese games and anime usually do a decent job at it, even though the languages have next to nothing in common. I only remember one mistake they made with Flash's dialog in the whole game so far, and it was minor.
>>566336395Never doubt me EVER again!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uiiz82uGrns>>566336645>I just wanted to post something salicioushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z9yK3sMDUU>to get your attention and reply.That's no excuse
Once May 8th in America ends on the East Coast and you are still clubless, you may meet your end.There is one slot open in HonseFun for an active trainer.Reply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game before the end of your world arrives, Helios said so
>>566336693dancho's ass is bleeding sweetie, he would never
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE EXTRA CLOCKS CYGAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>5663368905+1 8-1
>fails last 10% training to cap speedI am so upset
>>566337038gluyaeno gluteki
>>566336994
Gyaaaaaarrrrruuuuuuuusssssss
>>566337038yaenslow glueteki
>>566332857Basic Blonde Bitch is weaksauce compared to what I say about Mejiro Ramonu the ugliest uma in existence where only hag loving Americans would love.
>>566336848America = Does not give a shit, much less care to know much about the countries they parody, nor does the average viewer that watches slop with said languagesJapan = Has a minimum of respect not only towards themselves, but other nations and their culturesObviously there is exceptions, but in large this is a hard fact I've noticed. Hell, even random goon manga will sometimes go "haha, here is a joke about Germany. BY THE WAY DID YOU KNOW ALL THIS RANDOM NICHE FACTS ABOUT TRACHTEN!?"Blows my fucking mind. Reminds me of that one Scrubs episode where Elliot talks """Germans""", which the German dub of the show cleverly changed to be Dutch instead.
>>566336987?>>566337038>I took a gamble and it failed, oh no! Woe is me!
>>566337112what do gyarus do all day anyways
>its another "well since you did great on your races now i have to shit all over your summer" momentfair and balanced
>>566335545umapply! umapply!
>>566336868You're still on thin icehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyC6gx45oRA
>>566337112I love gyarus way too much.
>>566336978I think you're mixing him up with the Teio split-ass poster.
>>566337218ojisans
>>566337207JP got a stimulus check of 200 clocks during MANT
>>566337112Sex and baby making with PalmerSex for fun with Helios>>566337264Marriage and baby making with Luna-chan>>566337257Thin ice this DICK haha!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJiQNp6DnlQ
*spreads ass*
>>566336987CYGAMES PLEASE I'M RUNNING ON FUMES HERE>>566337038Trainings and inspirations should be clockable.
>>566337112
is this skill any good for taurus?
>>566337546ssssssssex
>more than 700 clocksYou don't play the game
>>566337579Yeppers if you can get to chain event 3
>>566337546I wish I could give my Ardan that hairstyle.
Today is a good day
>>566336815Phew good thing you have an Oguri attached, or that would have easily been the meanest thing anyone ever said to me in /uma/!
>>566336994I think it's supposed to be a bait and switch for a 6 7 joke
>>566336690The moron is misconstruing "knowing they exist" to "caring about them". The only reason they know Stay Gold exists is because of Goldship, and even then they barely know fuckall about Goldship let alone Stego. It's actually infuriating they still push the deadbeat dad meme because, even when she's not even directly related to them in Uma, she still helps them out. Hell, she even fucking helps Lala. But no, no, let's keep pushing the same shit ad nauseum because I cannot do a single fucking ounce of research about this character!
>>566337689hmm interesting... you said it was mean, but not untrue....
>>566337634even the white version? I get it pretty often but I never buy it
>>566337546CHIIIIYO CHIYO CHIYO CHIYO NO OOODOOOOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DO KIIIII
My ace runs have been extremely abysmal this week. I'm thinking of actually just reusing my previous CM's aces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f6np24F7kIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu_Z_BI5cJ8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAERrdxc0J8
>>566337202i also think it's funny that japanese is one of the few non-german languages where the name for germany is something based on deutschland. meanwhile in america, we call our ethnic german populations dutch.
>>566337813It's during the last spurt so it should be fine to get it
Am I being a schizo or is he gay for that twink...
>>566337902That alone really proves my point, not to mention hammering it home lmao. Complete disregard and a lack of care, even tho Germans are a pretty big part of certain states from what I understand, not to mention the fucking Amish.
>>566337805Of course its not true! I'm fuming now. I am so angry now, grr!
>>566338045Who the fuck is thisGo backhttps://i.4cdn.org/vg/1778032131954833s.jpg
Balls deep in neichan
>>566338139nice link bro
Does anyone know if you get skin outbreak after your 3rd race in a row, heal it, can you get it again if you run a 4th race? Just want to know in case should hold onto ointment until after
>>566338139Embarrassing
>>566338248proc chance is individual regardless of whether you heal itif you're going to spam races don't heal it until you're done
>>566338248Yeppers. Using the cream/cure does not prevent future race fatigues from giving you skin conditions.
Anus Fudgin
Cool another falseflag and mass reply stratReally fucking cool
>>566336693danchowoman's pussy is bleeding sweatie, she would never
FALSE FLAG THIS!
>>566337546Gal Creek is too dangerous
>disgusting slop time
>>566338478Instructions unclear
Rooms doko?
>>566336987I dunno how you guys are running out when we've been getting an extra 100 clocks in the CP shop each month after the 1st month of MANT. How many fucking careers do you people do?
>>566338586I'm not trying to get doxxed bwo
>>566338552Hypersex.
>>566338614Made me check you meanie liar head!
With the UFO files being released, who would get into arguments about them on umachan
>>566338586I'm not joining rooms these hours
>>566338637DW I gotchuDestiny 871356967072Etea 888057377604GoldDude 306155390818Nodd 888741204848Digimortal 224339546769Wyvern 684145626887Kirby0Louise 576505221685ILoveMeiya 278638194499Ponzu 598838365723Zenivudu 129200099380Jean Claude 918528566295wzl 887156155858Mirasol 584305479143Skyline 497715207618Frostfright 285983704975papichulo 835926212921AYUMU 783733555515Dad 836795461197Viridi 764136603337Devil Bakujin 398064998093r 815268798773Abounds 546220057151Stryk3r 343376152533BRT 281671178158DoubleU 125367815712slugi 417343789800Fran 530478725818anonchama 162153239251EnricRed 480570392834
>>566338942This means nothing to me
>>566337689
>>566338942What did I do to you???
>>566338942No profile icons yawn do it right next time
>>566338942This means as much as a random wikipedia article being copied and pasted here
>>566337804>Hell, she even fucking helps Lala.Qrd?
She can't keep getting away with it...
>>566338942Tamalove we got doxxed again...
I just left my club after everyone died, now I gotta wait until I find another... I never like this process.
>>566337804The only positive aspect is that you can instantly identify the person you’re dealing with and disregard their entire opinion.
>>566339150chronogenitals
>>566339174HonseFun has a slot, if you're interested!
>>566339150SHE DIDN'T EARN ITSHE DIDN"T DESERVE ITHer making Stego continue her silver collector streak was funny.
>>566339174I don't need a club, I have Shiraoki-sama
>>566338942ILoveMeiya...
I dont get it, these stats are enough for Heshe for Hopeless Stakes, but for other umas they end up choking. I dont understand this game
>when its Fuku's hairanbi
>>566339089Stego is the fucking Gold Clan pied piper and can get their ass (and her trainer (you), honestly) to follow the sounds of her harmonica. Lala's in a rut and she manages to get her and Orfevre to meet, so that Orfevre can help her, by playing the Harmonica. She's not even on screen, but you know it's her because she plays that song repeatedly, and the song stops the moment Lala and Orfe run into each other.
>>566339230I've never joined an /uma/ club, I usually just join randoms since I'm scared. But I'll send a request once I'm out of the cooldown.>>566339285Waow
I just got 50 carats from TT but I wasn't able to screencap it...
Thread
lowkirkuinely if you think bout it for a hot sec, the dirt shoe trading thing is kinda like the red button blue button meme
>>566339467No need to be scared! We're a casual club, so there's no quotas or anything. As long as you train your umas every now and then, drop shoes in club chat, you're good with usSee you soon :D
I will now masturbate to Daitaku Helios
>>566338567Ein problem des könnens!
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>566339862Understandable
I did not expect that
>>566339341IF YOU ARE BROCKED
>>566339986
>>566339341need more power
>>566338942Noticing some hermanos here
>>566340406>Torepipi!Damn bratty zoomer...
Cutie in lobbyWhat does 645 mean..
>>566338552>>566338737
>>566338586Coming riiiight up19269459Tokyo 1600
>>566340639
does club search not work in game
>>566340406
>marked
>>566340764last time I tried it was brokenjust pick a random ID from someone of the club you want to join and go to the club page from there
>>566340791Where's this from?
>>566340796This is sexual harassment
>>566340796
>>566340998Curren's heinously large breasts...
>>566340998
>>566340791>bangingpost helios lewds
>>566340685Oh hi again
>>566340959An artist that seems to have nuked their twitter/had their account nuked?
>>566341173
>>566339467I may join a club eventually, but I'm in no rush
>>566331436Is that the forbidden end Maru?
>suddenly weiposting
>>566341298If it's a westoid, he got nuked.If it's a jap, he nuked it himself.>>566341363>Suddenly
>>566341213Howdy
>>566341178Wei
>>566341389Knowing Nishino is in elementary school makes her even more erotic.
>>566341363You know how it goes
>>566341056
>>566340959>>566341298It's from a drawfag in /vm/
>if losing, win>if triple 7s compatible track, win>if where you should be midrace, winWhat do we do about the Oguri Cap problem?
>>566341342
>>566341440Sweepy wouldn't say this.
>>566341482Those bloated flesh bags are not cute.
>>566341464Holy fucking sauce
>>566341515
>>566341586
>>566341358Yes. I'm just going for End C Medium A and see how it goes, hopefully stealing some wins and laughing.Pace would have been easier but it wouldn't be as funny.
>>566341630NTA but it's kumiyabe
I would, perchance!
HERO of the gold and meisho clans
Fellow Oji-sans, would (you) date a zoomer?
>>566341670
Why doesn't this place have native sound support with videos already. Why do I have to go through the damn rigmarole of putting the mp3 in the damn title?
>>566341735>uma pyoi love you love youdamn, tore is getting raped tonight
>>566341801too old
>>566340685>>566340685>>566340685Bwos someone join please, bring your TT umas if you don't have an ace yet, better than racing against the mobs...
>>566341735Oh so thats where that is from
>>566341841I want to support her heavy breasts as well.
>>566341935>Cannot signup within 15minutes
>>566341801The oldest zoomers are in their mid to late 20s
>>566341841
umafucksume
Personally, I think mp3s should be a long dead and gotten rid of format, Opus is where it's at, at least use Vorbis like a civilized human being.
>>566341996It's over...
>>566342019
post something cute
>1200 speed>1100 pow>Discounted Fast Learner>no curvature>no firm menanceFUCK YOU KITASANFUCK YOU NTR
>>566342145cute!
>>566341935How do you guys have Aces ready? There isn't even a good Front Pasa parent to borrow so I'm forced to build my own
>They just announced after Croix du Nord Tenno Sho Spring win that Croix mom (Rising Cross) actually already dead since 30 October 2025 >probably was kept secret to keep Croix stocks from plummeting because her death was right after him jobbing the Arc>and also because Rising Cross was supposed to be retired last year yet they lied and keep breeding her anyway (with Justin Milano), breaking their own rule >now Croix older sisters like Cullinan and Fair Isle, who are enjoying retirement lives as local riding horses, after Croix's success, are taken to stud and will start their new life as broodmaresHorse racing are ruthless no matter how good Japan glaze it
>>566342208
>>566340685No, you just want to dox me and blacklist my whole club over some retarded bullshit.
>>566342262
>>566342262holy fucking CUTE
>>566342358>now Croix older sisters like Cullinan and Fair Isle, who are enjoying retirement lives as local riding horses, after Croix's success, are taken to stud and will start their new life as broodmaresthis is a doujin plot
>>566342426Shakur IS pretty cute
>>566342449Chiyo HATE
>>566342378
MARUZENSKYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>566342342Mine aren't really perfect aces since I'm gonna start making them during this upcoming CM, it's still fun to use stuff I got mile S on while building for the dahby though
>>566342509
>>566342569
>>566340685Mambo is scary...>>566341935It's okay anon... we can have fun races on our own... ;( >>566342396I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING!!!I'm literally nice
>>566342590havent seen that one in a while
>>566342698Super cute even
>>566342727Is it me or the sound stopped working on that one? It worked a while ago...
It's happening(?)
>>566342553
>>566336595My semen between those tits
>>566342342>Front PasaI did that for CM3 and CM10 (and lost both due to BS) and am so thoroughly burnt out. I think I'm unironically gonna actually try pace promote Pasa this time.
>>566342813Works for me tm>>566336595My head, and then my penis between those tits
>>566342714Thanks for the room(s)! Yeah I'm probably running her in Mile too, ran her the previous 2 CMs and running her in the dahby too so why not...I like your lineup, Hishiama a cute
>>566335268>>566335956>>566337257making sweet love to Fine Motion and Fine Motionposters
>>566342845
Oguri Cap is the easiest uma to run MANT with. You can just breeze thru everything and run any race while buying zero skills.
>>566343014>ignores mewhat the FUCK
are pacers gonna actually be usable after tachyon or are we still gonna be waiting X amount of time
>>566342903No I'm not building a Front Pasa Ace, I want a Front Pasa to use as a Parent.I don't think Pace promote Pasa will do anything since I'm guessing most lobbies will have Fronts
>>566337546>>566338552>>566338737>>566340684I will let her pamper me between classesI will let her spoil me in study hallI will let her feed me during lunchI will let her clean my ears on the rooftopI will suck on the pacifier when we're all aloneI will wear the onesie once we're back at homeI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>566343018
>>566343096Front spark on a direct parent? Who are you mutating?
>>566343060I try to limit my mass-replies to three as to not be obnoxious.. but I can make an exceptionWhich one were you
>>566343219I think anon means a Pasa parent with loads of front runner skills
>>566342714I want to join if you host once more, I'll try my TT miles if they're good enough
sex with sexy umamusumes
>>566343187
>>566343276Name each poster in the reply chain 1-2 times, easy as that. Now you're on my list, await you certain doom in the future, cunt.
when are we getting the >if brocked become unbrocked skill
>>566343208Nakayama love
star blossom is one of the most boring spokon I've ever read, 25 chapters in and literally nothing has happened other than Laurel losingwas thinking of reading it in case an anime adaptation gets announced in the future but I legit can't continue with this
>>566343479Bwo your nimble navigator?
>>566343219I want a Pasa with Groundwork/Prudent and other Front skills and ideally Power blues and Mile Pinks to use on my Front Aces. Not mutating anybody
>>566343419shut up gay ass nigga
Why the finger heart?
>>566343390
>>566343479>What a navigational skills
>>566343419Fair enough. I will name you in the list just because I can now.>>566335268>>566335735>>566335956>>566336868Sex with Fine Motion and Fine Motionposters>>566343419Sex with Marche
>>566343208Gold Kino
Matikanetannhauser has very slurpable nose blood
>>566343601
>>566343498Wouldn't it be more enjoyable to watch an anime not having read the manga?
>>566343576stego would NEVER commit to a podcast
>>566343701it seems torena needs some correction
>>566343580ONTO THE LIST YOU GO>>566343665You've remedied your mistake, off the list you go.
>when /uma/ turns into a gay /umajp/just merge both already
>>566343779gn
>>566343837She would say yes to at least 1 episode and then forget she was meant to do it on that day and you end up finding her roaming some woods and reminding her she's going to be late/is late.
Our diveball team dieded?
>>566343592
>>566343883Your list is stupid and you should feel stupid
>>566343954Good night
>>566343390Imagine princess carrying Ardan>>566343954Good night
>>566344025Best not to let the divegrass schizo create his own divegrass team
>>566343592she loves you
>>566344025this is a baseball general chud
>>566343730I've never seen anyone talk about it ever so I wanted to see why, and I got my answer
>>566344202I would
>>566344318SHUT UP
>let's check what accels are viable for mile CM>nishino, cool>taiki can make her own ult work too, nice>pump works but not mpb or red shift, rough>spurt has a 20 meter delay, not the worst thing in the world even if ends don't have it easy on shorter tracks>>>>angling has perfect timingfrontslop
>7 mood downs in a row while playing ObuhiI HATE THIS FAT FUCK
>>566344247The manager was a schizo?>>566344268nyo
>>566344085Stop postan!
Stop posting Tamachud
I'm in a dilemma, do I skip a G1 race and a shop refresh for this? Her spd is concerningly low midway through classic.
tamaGODS
>>566343580>>566343883>>566344085>>566344565genuinely evil horse
>>566344623
>>566344268Actually, this is an American Football general
>>566344643in this case yes, classic year takarazuka kinen isn't important for any epithets so you can skip it when you get a good training like this, double as much when your speed is already lacking
>>566344623DON'T CALL HER THAT!>>566344687The cutest of evil horses!
>>566344262I will join the Mejiro family
>>566344738Save us from Tamchud, Brighto...
>>566344717>Routing for Seahawks
>>566344717Rooting for tim cook to make seattle seethe!
>>566344810
>>566344881
>>566344953i missed bright
>>566344881I want to buy pankeki for Tama for the rest of my life.
Sorry guys Stellar Blade is cracked, I only did 2 careers for today, I hope its enough for you guys
>>566344881Game tama feels like taking care of a little child
Bright posters are scary
>>566343592is she korean?
>>566345114I'm waiting for it to be up on FitGirl first
>>566345186no she's not a s*kura klansman
>>566345216Im already downloading the fitgirl version
honeyade honeyade
>>566345241>>566345332Every time teio is posted, i involuntarily recall ""THAT"" anon...
Which inherited skills do you need for CM14? Thinking of doing some parents runs.
>>566343496
>>566345332the text box is in the way and i cant see her panties (imagined) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>566345310Oh wow I didn't think it would already be up since Fitgirl is a bit slow usually, downloading it too right now then.
>>566344318
>>566345402A&S PlanchaNishino Flower + Mummy CreekPump Some Iron + Cheerleader King
>>566345114>Stellar Blade-voices38Wow... an ACTUAL crack, how novel!
>>566342083hmmm nyoI only know jpg, png, mp4, webm and mp3. and gif
I am back from my break- oh my god you guys for got to feed miniature.
>>566344318correction has never been more needed
>>566345152You WILL join the Mejiro family whether you like it or not.
>>566344738someone should slow this vidoe down
>>566344318the yada creature...
>>566345525mios dio
i had a dream where i was playing Grass Wonder with her naginata in a 3d action game
>Tamachud posting starts>people suddenly start talking about pirating vidyaNot beating the poorfag allegations
It's my god given right to have sex with Taiki's fat tits.
>>566345332>>566345241>>566345524vorbis and opus fit inside a webm or mp4
>>566345525i didnt forgeti left him hungry on purpose
Tama takes home extra napkins because she can't afford a box of tissue papers
>>566345687When I watched season, I thought Teio was just some extra character until season 2 airedAnime for Daiwa & Vodka when?
>>566344897How pissed was Rudolf after losing to Ace
>>566344872FUCK OFF GREEN MOMOI
>second turn fast learnerNow I won't get Med S. Fuck
I WON'T join the Mejiros or the EpsatonosI won't become the raped
Holy crap Dober is cute as fuckI'm sorry for not rolling on your banner please spook me already
niggerfaggots
>>566346072Curren Chan wouldn't say this
I didn't read
>>566346063I want to bully Dober with my male cock
>>566346072Curren would post this online
>>566346072I would say this but I wouldn't spoiler it
>>566346063I regret not pulling for her, she's a good character and very cute in Bright's stories
I didn't bother getting the Golshi mode title. Will we be able to see all of a player's titles in the future?
ugh...
>>566346247She was very cute there indeed
>>566346281umamoe's devgods are working on that
>>566346281Platlets and Golshilets in suicide watch
>>566346281soon
tamamommy
>>566346281Why? Its actually an easy mode since you need to train her with 2 gold stamina and just pump as much speed as possible. The difficulty is overblown. 1 anon even did it with Daiwa Scarlet that shit amazed me.
retards
>>566346550>>566346550Super Creek wants to be a super mother!?
>>566345410
>>566346645>Dober said, as her left hand slid inside her moist panties and her right hand continued writing
>>566346281It's a shitty mode that give no clocks or carats so I haven't bothered at all. Why waste my clocks there when I could be making ug3 aces for my CMs
>>566346795Play it on URA You know you can play it on URA right?
>>566346795Golshi mode actually had a chance to give 3 clocks, but after like 13 tries I only got it to procc twice
>>566346281there was a title?
>>566346795If you were able to make Ug3 aces, golshi mode wouldn't be a problem for you
>>566346627I kept hearing that people were burning clocks like crazy on ace runs and I wasn't short on money so I didn't bother.
>>566339771on god?
I finally watched road to the top afer all the shitposting and I don't even understand how someone could obsess over ntr. She was just a blank slate genki character. Ayabe and opera were infintely more in-depth and likable
whoever designed the "borrow card" UI deserves super-ultra-mega-misfortunewhy can you only filter after it picks a random selection of cards that might not even have the kind you want to filter bywhy does it show you a million kitasans just to tell you that you can't use them when you have kitasan in your deck already
>>566346929What could you honestly do in this situation?
>>566347109It never gets better, by the way.
>>566347109Or that the filter resets if it can't find the corresponding card and have to redo it the next refresh.
>>566347005>using clocksKek. Just play MANT nigga, you don't need to race G1s to fill up points, and you don't even need to win all of the TS racesbrainlets...
Tazuna you fucking piece of shit where are my energy items
>>566346934It's not a matter of difficulty but conserving clocks and my time. I do 5 runs a day at most since that's all the free time I have.
>>566347042basic blonde bitch
>>566347109>j*ps>Good UI design
>>566346550TamaMILF..Super MILF..
>>566347042I think Ayabe is exhausting but maybe it's because I knew people like her IRL.
>>566347195So just waste my TP on throwaway runs? Gotcha. My skipping is even more justified.
>>566347262WHAT THE FUCK?
>>566347218>a singular +20LOOSE UMA WHORE
>>566347042I'd assume he likes her beyond what's shown in the movie
can't wait for the GOOD mejiro member to finally arrive
>>566347042I like the idea they had with Ayabe but the execution made her kinda annoying to me so I'm 50/50 on her
>>566347042Finally another one sees the light
>>566346032>med S in the first inspoI'll have the worst summer ever...
>>566347341Palmer would be disappointed if she saw your post, she would then proceed to have sex with me.
>>566347042Not a single avatarfag can explain what they like about the character they use to avatarfag
>>566347341based palmer enjoyer
Flash is that you on the left? I guess not every derby is pretty. I was laughing at this for 5 minutes.
Nishino Flower is the mommiest uma in the game but no one ever brought that up in /uma/ because no one fucking read the story
Please stop posting Tama...I'm already at my limit.
hoeh arigatou ne
>>566347537seiun chads know this
>>566347418Fucking cursed run I'm telling you
>>566347042Secondaries tend to imprint on the first character they make contact with.
>>566347315>>566347367Definitely not a perfect character but I'm a sucker for tragedy so it connected with me a bit. I mostly liked the ova for the animation and the voice acting. Other than that I don't get why this is the reason this thread gets derailed every day
>>566347418>get med S today>good stats but Kita and CBT don't finish>get med S today again>all cards finish their events but the inspirations barely give hints and end up with meh stats as wellmed S is a curse
>>566347503Incredibly technique right there.>mfw my late grandfather was in the wehrmacht and responsible for taking care of the horsies>never go to meet or talk to him as he died before my birthThe amount of stuff we would've talked about, fucking hell am I upset that my brother had a chance to talk to the fucker, but probably made jack and shit of it.
>>566347545but she isn't
soon
Oops
>>566347662Okay so I am just now looking at all the WW2 horse stuff, and Germany used millions of em. Where did they get all of em? How the hell did they train all those? How does the horse not bolt from a gunshot? It raised so many questions that i need answers too.
>>566347791
>>566347042I've been saying this since it released, NTR is everything people who never watched S3 think Kita is, and the funniest part is that she's not even the worst protagonist the franchise has had
>>566347791BRICKED
>>566347839We're looking at the dawn of what?
Filly butts
>>566348027>loli with a fat assIs there a name for this top tier archetype?
>>566348027
>>566347845Horses used to be a lot more common, plus even today horses aren't exactly difficult to find over here. I have to drive 10-20min by public transport to see horses eating literal grass, roaming their lil areas, then the further I drive the more horses I see.>How does the horse not bolt from a gunshot?The same way Russia attempted to create SUICIDE BOMB DOGS to destroy German tanks, by training them under gunfire.I have no idea about the horses bit so I can only guess, but it isn't that hard to figure out, I'm sure.
>>566347109Just another Cygames moment
>>566347941S3 Kita is pretty shit tho
>>566347537I don't bring it up because it's not a competitionAll mommy-type umas are good civ
>>566348108Horses are incredibly intelligent creatures. Kinda like dolphins or octopi. They can be trained to endure super stressful situations or naturally extreme races. Germany and the UK were at the forefront of equestrian training so they were the most experienced with that
>>566348182Yeah, Kita and Dia were sexier when they were smaller.
>>566347042Special week is just a more interesting genki character over top road.
>>566347005>I wasn't short on money so I didn't bother.Did you not even farm the coins? How the fuck are you going to pay for potential levels and TT support bonus?
>>566347845reminds me of that one story of the US and some Germans teaming up together to save some rare horses from the red army towards the end of WW2neat read that one, operation cowboy it was called
I like my Umas stupid and fast, stupidly fast
>>566348435I have 9M saved right now and the only umas I don't have at pot5 are dirters and tiara runners due to sashes. I have all of my SSRs and most SRs at max level.
mood down before kikuka sho award
Bros i just heard a rumour that tracen academy is a secret military option to train umamusumes for WW3, is that true?
>>566348182I've seen people call her mary sue and shit but that doesn't make any sense if you actually paid attention, for me she's the second best protagonist after Tamamo the true star of CG (the manga falls off after she retires sorry for the spoiler)
>>566345525Tried to give him some empanadas de queso, but the mf won't eat.
>>566348615Of course not, the PMC stationed there are only ordered to shoot snooping Journalists who can't keep their noses out of private affairs
>>566348442just read about it, cool story
>>566348676people have long misunderstood mary sue as just being someone OP. Kita struggles but its portrayed extremely poorly and just not interesting. But your taste also sucks. Kitas cute but Teio, mac, suzie, DIA, vega are all more interesting and better protags than her
Anyone gonna play the new Forza?
s-sugoi...
umamusume?
>>566348303>Kinda like dolphins Thankfully, the aren't as disgustingly rapey and violent.>Germany and the UK were at the forefront of equestrian trainingSure wish they would've used it for racing, so we wouldn't be so seemingly worthless(?) on the world scale. Also, when I turn on the news and see random shit on fucking Harness racing I'm bored out of my ass. I'm not trying to pretend like I'm some mega keibafag, far fucking from it, but man Harness stuff seems boring as shit to me.>>566348917 >>566348442Incredibly based, what a story. WHERE IS MY MOVIE, HOLLYWOOD? Oh wait, those fucks are pro-red these days, forgot about that.
>>566347042That's precisely the reason he chose her. She has no unique traits or quirks and if not for all her defeats on the track would be considered a Marysue. In his mind that means he's entitled to be the main character here despite his similar lack of personality. Avatarfags want to be someone they're not; everything else they say and do flows from that, which is the thing that seperates them from other thread personality types like ritual posters.>>566347315I strongly related to Ayabe and the one close friend that I have says that about me. Not the Ayabe avatarfag, BTW, I kind of suspect that persona is just a NTRtranny sockpuppet.
>>566348442Was it the one by Stephen Talty or Mark Felton? And apparently Disney made a movie about it? Sounds perfect for this evening.
I have two good Gemini aces in 5 total runs and I've been going for TWO weeks now for Taurus aces and almost all of them have been getting fucked by bad shop RNG or no distance sparks.I think Maru as a parent is just cursed.
>>566348676S3 kita isn't shit because she's a mary sue she's shit because her entire arc is a fabricated no basis 'hit my peak and now I'm falling off' story when she just fucking enrolled in Tracen at the end of S2It's not really gripping at all, it's inverse Teio where anime Teio is more interesting than game but game Kita is more interesting that anime
>>566348908I still can't believe this shit is real
>>566349005Actually...they did back in '61 (though I dunno how accurate it is)
>>566349049Even MANT can't save maru's dogshit affinity void
>>566347334>>566347218That happened during my first medium S in over a week last night. Still played it out and she'll probably be one of my aces. I need to train TT runners, I still have Unity umas on the roster.>>566347005You heard wrong, the basic Golshi mode is barely noticeable. I let Sweepy do my runs and she got the max payout every time.
>>566348615>>566348908>Tracen has a fucking PMC at their desposalThat is so incredibly funny, I don't even care if it's unofficial extended universe type stuff, that is just super amusing.>>566349029>>566349157>DisneyEhhhhhhhhh>61 DisneyI'm listening...>though I dunno how accurate it isThat's my question now, cuz I feel like watching something a bit older for once, been a while.
>>566349049No shit, we've all experienced it first hand for taurus 1
>>566348182How? I personally really liked the struggle to reach the top of her generation, only to be followed by the looming shadow of retirement. The crushing reality of not being able to do the thing you like the most with her otherwise cheerful and positive personality is a contrast that I enjoyed a lot.
>>566349157>white stallionsBut they were almost entirely mares...
>>566349062>hit my peakahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i always memory hole the golshi scene. I hate it more than any other scene in all of uma musume anime. It genuinely infuriates me that someone thought that was a good thing to put out into the world, it was so fucking stupid
>>566347845>How does the horse not bolt from a gunshot?Warhorses were deafened.
>>566347845>Okay so I am just now looking at all the WW2 horse stuff, and Germany used millions of emSAY HELLO TO FORDAND GENERAL FUCKING MOTORSYOU HAVE HORSESWHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?
I asked the slop bot to generate a meme image about this general.
>tfw 30 soonI hit my peak, bwos...
>>566349257Well that dusty hag should read the room and give me med S
>>566349381uma grok is this real
>>566349321Already found a huge red flag then, they TOOK THE MARES OUT OF THE MOVIES!>>566349340>Warhorses were deafened.Metal.>>566349350SILENCE, DUMMER HUND!
>>566349321>walt disney filmbwos, i'm getting red pilled
>>566349381why is there so much rice
>>566349423I want to be the directors trainer...
>>566348676There's literally a scene where she's in tears complaining to Nice Nature about not being able to win her 5th G1. Nice Nature won zero G1s. Kitasan is a boring and lame protagonist.She didn't have to be, but she is.
I still have my anniversary SSR voucher and have no idea what to spend it on. I guess I’ll just save it for another year or two
>>566349381>teio chokedOn my below average 6 incher
>>566349559there's almost nothing worth using it on unless you have 2LB or 3LB already
>>566349381well?
>>566349572>below average>6 inches Stop coping, 6 inches is micropenis tier
>>566349506sometimes i wish i could read moonrunes
huff huff SNIFF aaah Mackie's lingering sweaty scent is so superb
sorry danchou I couldn't hit my quota because I was busy drinking and playing bingo...
>>566349684
>>566349392Don't worry, your 40s will be great.
>>566344454Nishino Flower + Taiki Shuttle + Seiun Sky, the dirty sex threesome team is your best bet.
>want to pull girls i like but also will be able to train and compete with for a long time>their skills literally only work for a single cm a yearFuck you cygays
Speed or wit? 60% megaphone already active, speed anklet available.
>>566349736Mmmmm, yes, quite pungent my dear
>>566349806SHUT THE FFFFFFFFFFFUCK UP and gimme neisha gf so my first can be enjoyable
>>566349252>>566349480I'll watch and report in later. It is on YT, but low quality.
>>566349381>friend laughs>friendsloppa making shit up once again
>>566349859always speed, you never know when rainbow rng will fuck you up the ass and double rainbow + anklet on summer is too good to pass upyou can survive with slightly subpar wit, non-capped spd is a transferred run
What's her name, /uma/?
soo has anyone been warned for using sweepy after sweepydev put that ominous warning on the github?
Jiggie for Inari One, Sakura Laurel, Pokke, and Mambo lovershttps://jiggie.fun/may7-8https://jiggie.fun/may7-8https://jiggie.fun/may7-8
Who the fuck is pablo
>>566349979bro's name is pablo lmao
>>566349895>312 K/s>1.5GBBro what the fu-->My private tracker has a SINGULAR DVD rip (also 1.5GB) upHoly shit this movie has been burried lmao
>>566350110It's like being back in 2010 with these speeds. I will reupload it somewhere and make a post about it here if its any good.
>>566349880Sorry, her banner closed so I can't spark a copy for you. Why don't you try spending your carats here instead? >https://sherisranch.com/
>>566349978Wheat Bath
>>566350236The funny bit is that my upload isn't only dead, but it's only been downloaded 17 times, and it was uploaded back in 2018-12. Everything else is part of big disney collections that I'd have to sort through. Amazing stuff. I didn't expected a blu-ray, but maybe a bad d+ or old rip, not near to nothing.
um guys...... the images.....
/uma/ more like /booma/ lmao
>>566350594SHUT UP OGURI YOU FAT FUCK
>>566348303>>566348442>>566349005My paizuri slave
>>566350594I ate em
Will you guys make fun of me if I bake and make a mistake
next bread will be butter
>>566350776A little
>>566349480ermmm that's a gray not a white stallion capcom
>>566350776I will slander you for days on end, without stopping, using wojaks.
why can't i post my cute golshi pic....
UGYAHAAAAAAAAAAA
>>566350776Helios will laugh at you and your small dick
>>566350776I won't
>>566350953>>566350953
>>566349859speed>>566349957this. speed is the only stat that is a true must max, generally. and if it decides to be fickle, you'll wish you had taken it instead of getting greedy for wit.
