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Previous: >>566367024

>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)
Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm
Current Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week
>Schedule
05/07 - New Legend Races
05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)
05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/2400
05/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)
05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event
05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)
05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance City
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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this thread will be gayer
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Looks how shiny his fur is all groomed and cleaned for tomorrow!
https://x.com/i/status/2053062619536437641
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This thread will be curvier
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AN END OF AN ERA
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
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this thread was
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*contemplates*
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>>566381232
who
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>>566381327
WTF I LOVE RICE SHOWER NOW
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>>566381315
He is still a handsome horse
https://x.com/i/status/2053029076013875572
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>>566381327
I would shower her with my semen if you know what I mean
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>>566381351
I tthought MANT is his favorite scenario? I remember he used to brag about it and ranked it 1st too
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https://jiggie.fun/BUEBUEBUE
https://jiggie.fun/BUEBUEBUE
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>>566381327
Now this is the Rice I can love
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>>566381232
Kin'iro ryotei cute
Stego cute.
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>>566381327
now this is a rice I can get behind, literally
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>>566381327
Ruined
Never post again
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>>566381467
Where dem thicc mods at? I need em jiggly tiddy and booty
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>>566381327
Perfected
Post again
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Super Creek.
Thoughts?
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>>566381327
i look like this
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This is Jewish. I'll just abandon my runs instead.
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>>566381389
Stay Gold before they got the rights for him
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Digitan LOVE
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remember when /uma/ said MANT was the most f2p friendly scenario
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Any of you own the actual horse plushies? I have a big Golshi one and a few other smaller ones.
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>>566381540
How are you guys running out of clocks already, Did you just start the game during anniversary?
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>>566381351
I genuinely can't believe how retarded people can be sometimes. Literally all this idiot had to do was say "At the end of the day, the finals are gambling so do your best ;)" and he wouldn't need to try and protect his fragile ego reputation so much. Little bro then could have said he wants to try streaming some other games after doing career runs and he would have had a money printing twitch career.
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>>566381327
HOLY
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Last Thread
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>>566381540
just treat it like an arcade game bwo
a buck for 6 clocks would be a pretty good deal at dave and busters
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>>566381534
pls be in tracen
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>>566381617
I was thinking about winning some at the crane games but I've never been good at winning plushies and just went for touhou goods.
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>>566381530
One of the most attractive looks.
One of the worst overbearing fetish personality. Genuinely would have been my favorite character if they toned down the "mommy i wanna diapey" shit by 50%.
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>>566381617
Yeh I have a Nui of each one of the protagonists, I didn't get Orfevre because I don't like Orfevre, too much of a genshin impact design for me.
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>>566381586
Too many whales abused botting programs to make their parents. Its was so fucking over when Cygames only delivered threats and 0 penalties.
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>>566381634
He's 18 without much life experience. Probably a bit too harsh.
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i can't get my guts above 600
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HASHIRE
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AIIIIIEEE SLOW DOWN
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>>566381665
kek
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>>566381617
I only have a plushie of Sol Oriens
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>>566381665
sex uma
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>>566381617
I don't buy any sort of plushies because my dog will destroy them if they ever come within lunging range
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>>566381747
don't worry sweepy i'll help train your guts :]
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bwochachos, how good does the debuffer need to be? Hesitant of all the style is being a bitch
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>>566381849
H-heh I wasn't worried at all
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>>566381389
Some NPC uma who bit Special Week's tail
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>>566382008
-4 clocks junior year for you
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Hello, any /uma/ streamers to watch?
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>>566382000
kys
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Mambo!
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gl bwo
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>>566381232
Crazy how Cygames improved her design by leagues. Fan designs are never good.
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>>566381887
Nice thumbnail
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This is your last reminder that tomorrow is Mother's Day (in some places).
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>>566382041
All gone
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>>566381617
I won Admire Groove (before she even was announced) and Verxina when I went to Japan. Ended up getting a huge Duramente, 2 small Stego's, one of which is strapped to my bag) and a regular sized Stego through Mercari. I have a Masquerade Ball sitting at my proxy too. Here's my Admire Groove and Stay Gold because they're the only ones that are usually on my bed, Duramente is too big and would take up my cat's sleeping space so he goes on a shelf.
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>>566382008
>>566381849
So cute
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>>566381327
absolutely villainous
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>>566382041
meekschizo is gone
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>>566382095
Flower wouldn't act like this.
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>>566382168
Groomer
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>>566382095
Flower acts like this.
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>>566382093
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>>566382303
no...nyooooooooo
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fuck yall
she lived
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>>566382117
It was a yes or no question you attention whore
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>>566381861
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>>566382382
>A ranked Umas
Uhhhh... Bro?
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any /uma/non wants to be my bf?
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>>566381315
Cant help like feeling I was misled, but thank you for posting shiny Flash ass
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>>566381887
kissu!?
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>>566382454
It was part of my master plan
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new flower just dropped
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>>566382382
that rascal guy is still joining rooms? Its been several hours since I've seen him
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>>566382451
nyes
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>>566382451
Yeppers
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we ******
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>>566382382
>doxxed
what the FUCK
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>>566382440
???
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>>566382537
Creek will turn me into a boy
Flash will make me into a man
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>>566382506
DO NSFW OF HER OR UMAS ALREADY YOU'RE FROM SEA THE YAKUZAS CANT CATCH YOUR ASS
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5 borrows, 0 finished career award
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>>566382658
Your danchou will have a word with you
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Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.
We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.

Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
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>>566382516
I'm the schizo not the fag shitting up the thread did 4 months straight
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/really%20love%20stego/page/1/
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>>566382586
>>566382597
who the fuck are you
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>>566382658
pls do NOT be in mambo
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>>566382738
nobody
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>>566382715
Legally obligated to root for Anduril even if those odds are not so good.
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>>566382404
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>>566382752
fuck off danchou you will never know who i am
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Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for May? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for one (1) lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't flatline/disappear. We have:

>ohayo stickers (and many more!)
>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)
>practice partners for CM
>a safe place to complain about the xoguri menace

Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
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>>566382752
Mambo is around rank 175
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>>566382715
All in on Yu Pharoah
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>>566382084
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>>566381665
>btc Stego
I'd invest.
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>>566382714
Can your ojisans in their 40s give me advice on how to get a job
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>>566382714
>>566382827
278638194499
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>>566382830
Mambo? The B+ club?
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I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WERE LEGEND RACES
I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WERE LEGEND RACES
I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WERE LEGEND RACES
I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WERE LEGEND RACES
I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WERE LEGEND RACES
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>>566382894
umapply umapply
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>>566382715
I still believe in Reservation...surely that New Zealand Trophy win isn't a fluke
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>>566382926
But I fear rejection....
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>>566382506
She's asking for it
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>>566382908
they should put a huge warning when you log in for that desu
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>>566382995
That's what the notices are
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>>566382827
>all that random shit
>not mentioning the optional discord
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how many are left? legends?
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>>566382902
Yes mein Führer...
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>>566382908
You're still good bro, you can miss a day or two
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>>566383070
Damn these niggas are climbing
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>>566382983
nta but I have been jobless since I graduated so...
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Bwuh I thought the "New Legend Races" is inside the daily program and not the one inside Race events and only realized it now
I AM BRICKED
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>>566383070
Praise Shiraoki
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wahey
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CM 13 Test.
55441093
55441093
55441093
I am running out of cock to please my Umas, so I am forced to use scuffed Aces.
Will make webm so don't come if you don't like name being shown on video.
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How do you respond without sounding mad
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>>566383279
By running Tickezo who has the gold innate so it doesn't really matter which one you get the hint for.
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>>566383228

I tried to join the room but someone else beat me by a few seconds. I'm sad
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>>566383279
I don't get mad because my late surger is Digital and Superstan is everything she needs to secure 5-6
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>>566383279
get standing paizuri compensation
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For future reference, the Orfevre rerun at the same time as Gentildonna is a trap. You're better off waiting for the Gold Clan one because you're guaranteed a Gold Clan member if you do get a 3* and you're not stuck wanting to kill yourself rolling an initial Teio.
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>>566382983
keep spamming applications, one of them is gonna stick eventually and thats all you need. good luck anon
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>>566383070
BUY MAMBO STOCKS
BUY BUY BUY
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>>566383405
standing paizuri
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>>566383097
Our newcuties are putting in the work
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>>566383228
>scuffed aces
>look inside
>UG Ardan
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ryanxwonbin...
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>>566383228
Hitting that "Dueling" is always so fun to see
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>>566383451
She literally has no accel except Red Shift.
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>>566383228
Dang I wish my aces were scuffed like that...
My Hog got slayed by guts Teio, that was funny
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>>566383228
>my aces are scuffed
how do you respond without sounding mad?
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>>566381617
I order the urara post no-nos plushie
Does anyone have a picture of it?
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can the cute fineposter reply to this post
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>>566383640
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>>566383640
hey
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>>566383681
you shouldn't have replied now it's the same as if you had sex with him
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>erp faggot hours
yeah i'm out
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>>566383681
Sex with me
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>>566383721
hey
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>>566383740
nyoooo come back, i love you
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females
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>>566383738
He asked nicely and saying this is like sex is quite the stretch
>>566383745
Nyo sorry....
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>>566383817
I didn't ask for it
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You can only choose one.
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>>566383202
wahey!
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>>566383113
it's only been two days, you're not completely bricked yet
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>>566383858
red hag easy choice
one of the top sex designs in the game
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>>566383858
The choice is clear.
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>>566383879
hey hey wahey!!!~
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>>566383858
Maru>Taiki>Creek
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>>566383858
Can I go home? Urara can't eat if there's no food, I have to feed her
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>>566383858
bbq wife plz
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>>566383858
>taiki ribs
My burger uma is malnourished...
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>>566383043
No one reads those.
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>>566383846
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>>566383858
SQUIRTLE!
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>>566384072
urara is not THAT retarded
she can feed herself
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>>566384042
She corrupts the youth
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>>566383634
Post something no-no first
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>>566384072
Sure, besides you already chose King Halo
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*fixes your urara*
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>>566384409
Please just keel over and die
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Retarded ass pink horse who shouldn't even be in Tracen
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>>566384409
Those look heavy Urara... let me hold them for you
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>>566384519
She met with the Prime Minister you know?
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>>566383053
come play wordle with us chiyoposter
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>>566384583
That's not gonna help Tracen or flourish the japanese uma racing scene
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feminizing your non uma sons...
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I am Ringo Starr from the Beatles
which uma is for me?
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there's nothing wrong with being a nepo baby
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>>566384671
Witches are so cute... a shame about Sweep's personality. We need a sorceress uma with a huge hat that's a sexy hag with big tits... (no the pearl alt doesnt count)
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>Finals shop has 1 +20% hammer but 2 fan sticks
Danchou must be behind this...
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>>566384735
the fuck is that tl
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Swissbros, we turning up tomorrow in Aarau?
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>>566384608
VIVLOS NO!!!
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>>566384735
I need this but just with Kitasan's abs.
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>It's brown hours
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>>566384735
Do sons born from Uma at least have a larger penis size?
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/she/ doesn't want you to see th
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boysex
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>Four dogshit runs
>One kami run
>Get to the end
>Realize I didn't proc Med S
I am going to blow up Cygames HQ
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>>566384970
>didn't end up with her trainer
What did she do
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>>566385027
Her trainer died after his prosthetic pelvis failed him.....
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>>566385027
My headcanon is that her trainer is Akikawa. It's been shown in aoharu that Akikawa do know what she's doing
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>>566384970
/they/ got him...
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thoughts on running oguri late instead of pace this CM?
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Was feeling a bit lucky tonight and decided to pull. Got MLB Mr CB in one pity. Feels good man.
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>>566385132
Lates have better accel options so yeah you're probably better off running her late
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>>566384842
Is it tomorrow already?
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>>566385123
ok but I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to ruin Nice Natie (Cheerleader)'s tummy with a career ending pregnancy
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>>566385132
it's not a bad idea
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>>566383469
my wife...
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post rooms
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73677968 Taurus
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your response?
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>>566385295
what site is this?
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>>566385184
May 10th and 31st for this month yeah
Idk how long i'll stay, I injured my leg and my doctor told me to rest but just standing around a little bit shouldn't be too bad
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>>566384842
>>566385184
wtf are you mountain jews even talking about
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>>566383228
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>>566385353
blame 2nd torena for not bringing 3 fronts
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>>566385378
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategy
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>>566385345
What are these girls doing?
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>>566385403
Yeah I think I'm going for the big three races. The forecast says there will be thunder in the early evening and dont wanna stay too long. Hope the leg is not too bad, maybe bring a foldable camping stool with ya
>>566385435
We are talking about the turf ofc
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>>566385435
local racing is starting tomorrow
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Licking Winning Ticket's tears...
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>>566385345
raped by whales again award
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>see video on horseshoe maintenance
>realize that cleat hammers are real
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>>566385820
Better to be raped by whales, than raped by f2ps
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>>566385820
BUHI...
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>>566385826
suzuka already did the thing back in season1 bwo
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ryan LOVE
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>>566385935
anime isn't real dude
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>>566385692
Sounds good, I was thinking the same to just stay for the big races. See you tomorrow
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>>566385820
how is ayabe survivng this shit
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>>566385996
Cool, see ya
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>>566386002
consider skills
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>Join a public lobby
>There's a whale with sloptuber clan tag
>His comp is a runaway suzuka with a late and an end??
>My Daiwa triggers her unique off of the suzu and rockets way too far forward for his backliners to ever catch up
what the fuck was he thinking
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>>566386002
the stamina requirement for end closers is 900+1 gold
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>>566386113
okay but how is fine surviving this shit
was i gaslighted again...
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>>566385110
But Akikawa is Northern Taste
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i'm repping a @vgUma clan tag
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>>566385965
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>>566386268
I'm going to rape you
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>>566386281
@vgay
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17695362 Taurus
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good morning!!!!!!!
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jong?
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>>566386407
I JUST closed my game man....
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no jong
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>>566386413
Good morning anon!
>>566386497
Open a room and I'll join
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ENTER
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>>566386407
>Chiyo procc'ing unique 1M before the end
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>>566385694
Nice scenery.
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trainer please stop being a chud
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>>566386935
who's chudding
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>>566386407
Nyo...
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>>566386683
I want to give Eishin Flash a Chombo...
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>>566386815
Its a nice race course. This was last summer
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>>566386268
That Fine is pretty borderline. If she misses Swinging Maestro she delays her spurt and if she misses Radiant Star she gasses out. Kind of depending on great mood and no deboofers too.
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I got Cheer Halo and CHeer Natie but my life didn't improve one bit, what the heck my dudes I waited all this time
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>>566385694
Wrocławski Tor Wyścigów Konnych Partynice
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67652750 one more Taurus
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what does it smell like bros?
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eishin flash her umanko
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>>566387123
wait till valentines ryan and then life will be good
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>>566387130
POLAND MENTIONED
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>>566387262
piss and shit
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Crazy how by just removing the ugly ass gl*sses a 2/10 uma becomes a 8/10
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>>566387374
Crazy how by just removing your kneecaps we could make you a much better poster
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>>566387296
hot
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>>566387374
I'll kill you
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>>566387374
ill fucking rape you, how about that?
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>>566387108
if shits whiffs at 1.2k wit then it wasn't mean to be
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>>566387374
Gay, as in peak homosexual.
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>>566387374
sentences dreamed up by the utterly deranged
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>>566386995
Why is Vega strong but not Golshis?
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>>566387374
>ugly ass gl*sses
I'm sorry that you're a GIGANTIC FAG
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>>566387372
STOP TORTURING HER!
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>>566387374
I agree with you anon, glasses suck
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>>566387374
I'm going to strangle you.
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>>566387374
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>>566387374
They hated him for telling the truth.
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>>566387374
You are not wrong
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>>566387374
trvth nvke
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>>566387374
>they hate him because he spoke the truth
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>>566387628
my face in between their chests
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>>566387624
umadol ahh head
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>>566387374
DIE!!!!!!
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All glasses Uma are ugly including fake ass glasses Uma like transcend
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>>566385027
the "Tazuna" of that time took him
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>>566387286
You're right. This time it will be different. VRyan will fix everything!
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Sex with Ramonu
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>>566387152
Lost to the same whale three times in a row award
Magic 8 ball says: Reply hazy, ask again later
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>>566387981
I made this post
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>>566387981
Many are saying this
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>>566387981
qrd on ramonu?
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>>566387985
doesn't seem whale to me..... I have all these cards and spent max like 40 bucks
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>>566387374
I'll kill you.
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>>566388090
Professional ragebaiter
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>>566388090
pure sex
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>>566388090
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>>566388101
yeah honestly this is a very relatable deck
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we pull up
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I wanted to post this
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Feral fornication. Bodacious baby-making. Intense intercourse. Luscious lovemaking. Carnivorous copulation. Meticulous mating. Sensational sex.
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>>566388101
>>566388223
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it's literally a (you) issue if you don't have MLB finemo
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1lb cb is better value than finemoan
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I got 1 pound of cock and balls for you right here
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>>566388090
Sexo purissima
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So we're just going to happily post in a completely off topic op thread? Might as well post mlp ops too you faggots
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lol
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>>566388264
simply the best. I will have enough shekels to just barely spark her after 600 rolls on Pasa, and I'm gonna do it.
I WILL NOT BE STOPPED
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>>566388634
Post MLP then
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>>566385186
pretty sure she also wants that
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>>566386497
>>566386683
Oh hell yeah is it finally jong time?!
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>>566388783
I NEED HER
Her wedding outfit kinda sucks imo but that's OK because her base is so damn hot
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>>566388303
Unironically true if F2P followed a tryhard schedule
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if I make a jong room will we fill it
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>>566388772
Fuck...
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You wouldn’t marry a hag
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>>566388913
Oh yeah? Post a room code then
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>>566387981
I am HORNY
RAMONU SEXXX
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>>566387374
Kill yourself NOW
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>anons itt stroking their fat nasty cocks while posting ramonu
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>>566388913
nah i got raped already no jong today
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>>566388981
I will join
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alright let's try
two wind 4 player
code
13691
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>>566388223
Who pulls on Bakushin?!
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>>566388772
What mental illness is it that causes someone to take something good and sloppify it for literally zero reason other than to make it worse?
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>>566389198
People that knew Biko was good
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>>566388935
She is incredibly, unfairly hot
/uma/ has really mindbroken me with propaganda
>Ardan
>CB
>Ramonu
>Gentildonna
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>>566389198
the Bakushin-Biko banner was unironically good
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>>566389198
Wdym? That's an F2P deck they probably just got it from free anni rolls.
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>>566389174
1 MORE
WE HAVE CUTE ANIME GIRLS
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>>566389198
It was the banner to get top tier speed cards with your MLB Kitasan
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>>566386683
>>566386497
>>566389041
I'll make it next time! Here, anon made >>566389174
3/4 join NOW
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>>566389158
Don't be crude, I was stroking it to Sweepy's Tusho.
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>>566389198
I ticketed and crystal my Biko to MLB
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>>566389198
Biko/Baku banner was good, it just happened at a pretty bad time since it was right after the Riko/Laisu banner
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>>566389053
>my face when I stub my toe on the table leg
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Holy shit we managed to get a room going....
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>>566389371
Oh no no anon didnt censor the eyes...
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>>566389519
relatable
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>>566389519
Do you really cum from THAT?
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I regret not pulling on Biko/Bakushin so fucking much bwos I have 2LB Biko from spooks and it just hurts
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I shouldn't troll my brother when he's been drinking
>"Anon what would you do if you had money?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
>"To blow $20k on Horse Girls"
I was mostly joking but he believed me
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>>566389526
Many have been asking for this!!
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>scroll twitter
>get flashbanged by Futa Creek on Urara animation
What the hell
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>>566389698
Got really scared when we were stuck on waiting 3/4... I've been burned before from people trolling in /mjg/
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>>566389526
>>566389174
wtf i was too slow??
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tfw to tard for jong
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>jongers in the wild posting here
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UmaxMajsoul crossover event when....
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The Yakuza games made me hate jong
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>>566390112
ID WHALE ON THAT
Helios' seiyuu is obsessed with jong too
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>>566390039
Umas I’d let hit:
No
Hell no
Yes
Hell yes
Fuck yes
Only in her car
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reminder to self buy $70 piggy back before reset
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>>566390206
No one asked.
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>>566390206
dont shay that.....
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>>566390360
Didn’t need permission
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Natie flew away...
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>>566390494
>151 KB
FAT
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>>566390536
what is this creature or thing
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>>566390536
>>
please stop with ramonu propaganda, i don't want to add her to my roll plan
>>
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>>566390595
Onahole
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>>566390673
You should though
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>>566390595
Silly Symboli
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>>566390673
Why do you like bitches
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>bwo really dealt in by placing an undiscarded honor tile into riichi
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>>566390821
Tiny...
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>Lots of Flash posting as of late
My job succeeded

>>566390536 >>566390661
Silly wife

>>566390589
Pretty boy wife

>>566390039
Sex
Sex
Mega Sex
SUPER SEX
ULTRA SEX WITH MARRIAGE
Sex
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>>566390821
people will look at this and say "wife"
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>>566390849
But it w-was early...
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>>566390920
wife
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>>566390821
What is her opinion on Curren?
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What should I run with 2 lates? And End? Obuhi?
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>>566391023
Debuffer
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postan SEX
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>>566391023
run 3 debuffers
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>>566387374
That's still a 6/10 at best
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>>566391345
Week
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>>566387374
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
I'd still fuck the shit out of her WITH Glasses on tho
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>anon posts controversial opinion
>vast majority of based EU poster are against him, a minor group of contrarians show up for a meaningless counter
proud of you eufaggots
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>>566390673
just use the paid ticket
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>>566391571
Thanks bwo, you're alright too
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>>566391669
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>>566390902
pama sex
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>for the next 2years only yuri characters with yuricentric careers, yuri stories, yuri events, and yuri homescreen lines will be released
i should just kill myself
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>>566391764
Finemo posters need to use different images
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>>566391823
that is like the next 4 months but ok
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Ew
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ty for the room bwos
next time I will make thinking time longer because my hand is injured
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>>566391823
please please please please please please kill yourself please please please please
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>Please spend 300$ so you can read all about my marriage to my lovely fiancee Air Shakur
>I love her so much and we scissor more than the handicraft club does
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>>566391886
Ty for hosting and the other anons for joining! I had fun :3
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>>566391886
did you win
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>>566392002
2nd!!!!! I forgot to post results
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>>566391951
Look ma I posted it again
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>It's another episode of 200pulls for a dyke that is allergic to cock
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>>566392065
yippie
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>>566389174
>>566392002
Room result
We all won because we had fun (I hope)!
Except poor Ichihime, they didn't manage to build a hand..... better luck next time
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>>566389174
>>566391886
Funny last round there with the two early riichis into ippatsu, gg!
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>>566392119
So allergic that their abdomen started swelling for 9 months
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>>566391794
baaaaaaaased
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is redshift important if running seiun sky?
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cheeky 10 pull is enough for palmer
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>>566391896
Sex with Ticket
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>>566391951
Haha...
Curren-chan is getting married to me right?
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>>566392372
Yeah, but she only like you for your body
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>>566392303
All the mahjong I know is from that blue archive doujin
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>Mahjong postin
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>>566392416
i really am irresistible
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real men play cards
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>>566392320
nobody says this
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>>566392503
Finally! That show was a masterpiece, like hooooly
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>>566392650
Dont make me post it
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>>566392660
UWWOWOOOOOOHHHH MISTER SPAAAAAAAHHHHHMM
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>>566392713
Post it anyway
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>>566392307
>Acceleration +0.4
>Position (CM): 1st-5th
maybe
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>>566392650
Cute boy (forma de jobber)
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>>566392662
Define "masterpiece" and "That show".
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>>566392650
Shadow Race?
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>>566392817
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>Wit went up by 4.
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Is that finally my first Taurus Ace? Oh it's medium A so into the trash it goes
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>>566392964
Ruler just needs a good long hug from me, same for Flashu.
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>>566383070
The nethnostate is fixing Mambo...
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>>566393032
>late
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I don't how to play mahjong
I don't even know how to play poker
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>>566393032
>coal shitty
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>>566392470
>No steam rising out of the shoe
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>>566393168
poker is so stupidly easy anon
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>>566392893
YEAH I WATCHED THAT VERSION TOO
Absolute masterpiece it was and hardly any actual jong which was super funny
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>>566392660
That's good tho, no competition for that sweet Ticketmanko
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>>566393078
This but I insert my penis into Furashu during the huggu
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>>566393256
I only watched THAT VERSION, never bothered with the OG, felt justified after the fact. /a/ getting upset over the subs was funny as hell tho, my god the minority pretending to give a shit for the actual show was funny.
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>>566393419
>>566392893
why are you posting non uma semen demons
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>>566393386
>implying she didnt already insert it herself
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>>566389752
can't just say that and not post it
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>>566393032
Could be salvaged with FCM and some greens but yeah
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>>566393492
Because posting semen demons is fun
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IKUYOOOOOOOOOOOO
arere?
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>>566393647
yeah but there's plenty of horse girls that'll wring me dry
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>>566391823
Is NY natie the last straight uma ever
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neww dayyyyyyy
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it is a new day
the worst day since yesterday
and the worst until tomorrow
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>>566393419
I liked it so much I watched it twice
>>566393647
>>566393727
I love these semon demons.
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>>566393705
too much umapyoi in bed
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new day desu!
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Free pull doko
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owari da...
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>>566393816
only homos and yurifags (homos) dislike these semon demons
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bros...
i dont fell so good..
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very cool
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my guts stat is a fucking sinusoidal function because it is so fucking random what the fuck why am i getting 500 guts over the entire career
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>>566394071
wtf...?
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Swimsuit golshi is so sexy
Only beaten slightly by Maruzensky
I wish golshi was more trainersexual
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>>566394071
5 clocks already gone in august junior year
how the fuck
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>>566394071
no nige niigata
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>>566394260
>front
firstly go pace in niigata
secondly stop using clocks on non-g1s
retard
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>>566394161
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>>566394161
Wtf do these disappear?
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My fuarking hero
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Ichiban kawaii
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Is there any way to make Paces & Lates work in Long races?
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my game is bugged, there's no free roll...
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>>566394380

>>566394453
UMA MUSUME A!
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>4 colors
Do I change the Amazon to Sunday Wit?
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>>566394471
holy shit the LONG curren
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>>566394560
Sunday power
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>>566394474
Yeah by giving them the gold skills monster and lose yourself respectively
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>>566394316
why pace
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dont worry guys, free pulls incoming during this afternoon
t. cygames ceo
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>>566394686
front is bricked on that track for some reason, something about other styles being able to duel for a long time(?) so you get fucked 99% of the time
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>>566394634
I don't know what any of that is
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>>566394453
>>566394495
Pasacord...
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when the SS rank hits good
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>>566394805
>1*nimble nav
Glue
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>>566394380
Missed one day club
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>>566394764
It's a joke, sorry anon... those skills arent in the game yet and what cygames give those styles to actually work on longs. You can check future umas like Blaze Brian alt and Symboli Kris S that have them innately to see what they do (before those skills pace and late simply cant compete in longs)

>>566394686
niigata has a dogshit track with an early corner and a super long final straight that means that all the pace and late mob umas will simply duel and accelerate past your uma
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>>566394560
it's ok to four colour when you pig. the sixth card is surplus
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>>566395065
I don't pig, I saved for CB
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>>566395151
Saved what? Your allowance?
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>>566394560
>kita creek finmo mrcb mlb
bros im allowed to call this guy a whale right
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DING DING DING FIRST RUN OF THE DAY GIVEN UP DING DING DING DING CLOCKED OUT ON TAKARAZUKA KINEN FOR SOME REASON???? AWARD DING DING DING
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>>566395228
>>566395151
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Sorry Gaylords, tomboys with massive sloshers will always be kino
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>>566394560
Yeah or jordan speed
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>>566395228
>big 3 mlb plus an extra card
It's possible anon just used up all of his crystals and vouchers and has a low carat count now while also rolling for very few umas. It's possible for a day 1 player (call him a pig anyway)
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>>566394495
>>566394565
Now shop it to be her bra instead.
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>>566395151
Do not heed the cries of the umarollers
Though yeah, Hishi is probably unnecessary with power in your sparks
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>>566395297
Ryan is not that big
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>Can't even bring myself to do one MANT run
save me hag...
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>>566395245
YOSH
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>>566395297
baaaaaaaaased
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>>566395245
What are sources of this haggard looking Maya? Some MANTBlazer guide where she ran 100 races?
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>>566395245
settle for top 3 instead maybe
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>>566395396
Yea however she is THAT ugly!
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>>566395742
The cooler Daniel
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>>566395759
dont say that...
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Did you know? You’re more likely to lose a race after using a cleat hammer.
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KWAB
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Newfag here. Who is the werewolf?
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>>566395759
My wife would NOT say that!
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global is cooked
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>>566395906
Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf!
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>>566395847
he's gonna 100% troon out when he comes back
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>>566395847
Guy dropped his college/job/whatever for Uma and even he can't handle this schedule?
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I didn't know they could come in pink
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>>566396140
he can't handle losing
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luv me mum. danchou if ye see this, im not doing run today or tmrw.
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hey
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>>566396176
it's ACKTHAULLY WHITE but gets pink after racing
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>>566395847
>stole and edited my fucked up special week
REEEEEEEE
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>>566395950
does that mean I can eat it now
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>>566396176
shut up about this gay ass horse you disgusting zoophile
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>>566396206
hey
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>>566396206
Sex with this rabi
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JUST WIN THE RACE
JUST WIN THE RACE
JUST WIN JUST WIN JUST WIN THE RACE
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Can anyone explain to me why OYL is or isn't good as a gamble skill on this track? Explain like I'm Twin Turbo. Does it always proc too late or is it possible to proc on time?
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>>566395920
wait what happened in the second panel? why does he look worse?
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>>566396492
she's barefoot and stinking the place up
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>>566395847
uhhhhh what is this nigga taking a vacation from he quit school to play umamusume lol
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>>566396286
horses can't be gay
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>>566396556
Its a good stink tho
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>>566396475
You want acceleration at the final corner so that it carries over into the straight for you to win. This will most likely not proc at the corner and it's expensive so you're better off spending points on velocity.
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>"gwooooooo just trust the race bonus bwo you will get 300 speed by hanshin juvenile fillies bro just raceeeee niigata junior stakes goooooo!!!"
>don't because all the race bonuses got dumped into fucking guts
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>>566396402
Now I've got to listen to Blow Me Away, cheers
>>566396475
Rule of thumb: OYL is worse the longer the track is. It can proc at any point in the accel phase which means it proc right at the start (good) or right at the end (useless, you've already accelerated) and anytime in between. The longer the track no higher the chance it procs when you're at top speed already (since we typically get accels like moving past and beyond, which always procs at the start of the acceleration zone if the track is good for it).

This track is 2400m and the longest medium. It's therefor likely to do nothing
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http://poal.me/n3n1hq
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>>566396702
I would dump my bonuses into Sweepys guts
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>>566382092
that's not a fan design, it's the palette-swapped mob from the first season representing stego
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>>566396662
>>566396710
Your words say it's bad, but your explanation just makes it sound like any other late gamble skill, ie a gamble.
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>>566395847
Biggest MANT shill btw
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>>566396914
Yes it's a gamble, but it's so much of a gamble that you're going to lost 9/10 times. It's better on shorter tracks but sure if you want to waster 350 sp on something that will not work most of the time go for it
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Teio a cute
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3 Speed is so good, bros...
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>>566396914
the longer the track the worse the gamble becomes is the point. You can pump your uma full of mid race to push her up into 5th to proc red shift and moving past, ie manipulating the outcome in your favor. You cant influence when OYL procs and youre spending 300sp on a skill that will work in 10% of races (if that)
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HOW THE FUCK???? I HAVE 700 STAM AND MAESTRO I FUCKING HATE MANT
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>>566397175
I really should run 3 speed but I don't wanna ditch my creek and running 2 wit with bobo and finemo is too shit
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>>566397220
once you're brocked
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>>566395847
with him gone there will be no one left to challenge witGOD guides
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>>566397183
>You can pump your uma full of mid race to push her up into 5th to proc red shift
biggest lie told on /uma/ yeah my late surger is totally gonna move up past the opponent's fronts and paces
literally haven't procced red shit once in single practice room
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>>566397175
It's a premium privilege for speedlet growth umas
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>>566397345
position keep ends halfway through the race, sounds like you dont have any mid race skills. My late has pushed past paces into third right behind my fronts before the final corner
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ummmmmm this is le backline focused CM da :))) ummm build le midgames to redshit gwooo!!! uuhhh doesn't matter that redshit is 5th place and below uuhh backliners can hit it too zlo!!! JUST build tons of midrace!!! like uhhh straights... corners... uuhh straights uuhh corners uuhh yea these are the skills you usually get for the past 12 CMs but TRUST ME HRO this time it will be DIFFERENT!!! :)))) ummmmmmm uuuhhhhhh what do mean just run frontliners to hit <5 instead uhhh ummm OH le long final splurt straight kwochacho! yea uhhh backliners can le catch upjro! oh uh fronts naaah don't worry about le fronts uwo just run backliners :)))) le oshi cm qlo just run the backliner you like :))) yea fronts are le dead this cm uuuhhh BACKLINER GWOIJE!!!!!!!!
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>>566397281
I'm doing this at the moment (with lots of stamina sparks). Seiun has 0% speed bonus and I took no speed sparks, so 3 speed helps a lot...
but I know your pain. I'm 2witting and suffering.
>>566397374
Precisely
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>>566394828
breasts are a bit off-model but it's not a bad Norn piece, wish there were more.
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>>566397526
>breasts are a bit off-model
Silence, knave!
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>>566397509
I'd run the same but borrow NTR instead because I have MLB creek, would need to genuinely highroll on wit to get 1k but maybe I should do that
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I still have no aces with Medium S. The fuck.
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>>566397614
sex
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>>566397489
>>566397345
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategy
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>>566397614
This is a cow
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>>566397659
You have aces? Wow. Capitalist pig.
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>>566397718
yea? as i was sayin
why did you tag me jwo
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>>566397621
Better position than me. MLB Creek is a lot more useful for a lot longer than Narita Top Road is. But I don't even have her at 0LB. Bricked account basically.
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>>566397526
>breasts are a bit off-model
Ehh, are they?
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>>566397963
I'm aro/ace.
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>>566397728
rude
>>566398129
lewd
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Zamn
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norn porn
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>>566397718
okay now how many of those have redshift and no slick surge
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Gold City feet in my mouth
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>>566398129
my danchou look like this
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>>566398274
flat ass lmao
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Torimusume
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Dont forget to do your legend races
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>>566398129
Shiraoki-sama wills it
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>>566398337
>>566398175
Norn, my 2nd beloved of the trio...
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Does Seiun Sky have an increased chance for Sleep Deprived? I've done some tests, and of 9 runs with her I have had a staggering 25/73 sleep deprived and only 3/73 Well Rested.
Consequently, for a Summer Maruzensky run, I had 4/70 sleep deprived and 9/70 Well Rested

I noticed before my tests that Seiun consistently gets sleep deprived too. I will test further.
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>>566398340
click on the link and find out retard or do you expect me to spoonfeed you everything until you realize youre wrong. Dont put red shift on your umas and good luck in b finals
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>>566398579
67 more days until I get her
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>>566398579
OH MY GOD I FORGOT
ACTUALLY THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON
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>>566398692
soon, anyway, the actual race to get the rainbow shard, there is one going on right now
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>>566398692
haha kaichou AI fucked your eyes
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>>566398692
>slopper are a fan of my wife
eeeeeeeeeeew
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>>566398647
I clicked and all I learned is that you can win a lot if you have full meta SSRs and can crank out UG+ umas
Yeah no shit you can make it up to proc redshift if you spent $3000 on the game why the FUCK would you think this proves your point
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>>566398884
I pulled it from the thread, post better Rudolfs and I'll fukken save them too.
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>>566398420
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>>566398213
I want to milk this cow
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>>566398213
I want to be milked by this cow
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>>566399071
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>>566398213
>can see the puffy nipples outline
My cock is hard now
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>don't clock G3s
I clock every race I lose. I'll clock an OP race. If I run out of clocks before the end and lose another race, I give up.
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this does not bode well
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>>566398213
ok, I've been propagandized
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>>566398692
2 more days for me and i can get uma hitler
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>>566399031
Anywhere else you want to move those goalposts to? The mid race gold for late surgers is on marevlous sunday power event ssr btw. Didn't realize you needed to spend thousands to get that one
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>>566399192
Hows the clock stash doing bro?
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It's Mother's Day in Japan.
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>>566398579
This glass wearing thug is so far away...
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wow what a good run good stats by 2nd summer if i say so myself
...
wait where is mr cb
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>>566399148
This legit looks like a western drawn animal than a chibi. Like a furry with a cartoon eyes.
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wtf i got two hats in the shop this run
did they increase fast learner rate recently or am i just absurdly lucky, because i'm getting it a lot from the events, too
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>>566399326
Looks like I've fallen for another troll. Oh well, /uma/ is always like this around these hours.
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You don't appreciate localizers enough
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I may have brought too much Wit
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>>566399412
that just means you have more time to save
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>>566399289
based. Rudolf's the only 3* uma I don't have from the first slate of legends races. Aiming for Oguri and Fuji after that, then Brian (FUCKING FINALLY), Hishiama, and Bright.
really sad Cyjews didn't accelerate the star piece rewards to match the accelerated pace. sad.
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>>566399537
This person clearly does not know the wei
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>>566399537
it's literally just people (americans) who have never heard "wahey" before complaining that their headcanon was wrong
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>>566399537
wei~ could've also worked and easily understood as a quirky hey~. No localization needed, direct onomatopoeia works.
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>>566397220
get stabbed
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>>566399747
I'm definitely sure 90% of the people around the world have never heard "WAHEY"
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>>566399723
do you know the wei?
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Is Tachyon the only uma so far whose dad was confirmed to be her mom's torena?
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>6 gajillion clocks spent on pre-1st summer races
>literally zero clock uses after the 1st summer
nice game balance
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All that energy you've wasted complaining about translations is energy you could've used learning Japanese
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>>566399886
retard
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>>566399537
7 paragraphs to defend a shitty translation lmao
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>>566399886
Genius
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>>566399880
Bobo...
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>>566399886
genius
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>>566399880
I think Mr. C.B.'s the same case
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>>566400035
Oh, Bobo is too?
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>>566399537
This image is useless because the people complaining about it also are the kind of people who don’t like reading
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>>566397489
uhh you can't just replace the first two letters in bro and pretend it's the same
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>>566399880
bourbon... mr cock and balls....
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>>566400010
>1 sentence = 1 paragraph
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waheyya
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It's literally the localizer's job to localize it to the target audience. If the main target audience (ie Americans) can't understand it, they failed at their job.
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>>566400139
Why does she position her hand like that
It feels so unnatural doing it
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>>566400350
>If the main target audience (ie Americans)
Here's the obligatory retarded yank who thinks global = America.
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>>566400283
hmmmmmm nyochacho
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>>566400402
sis does not know how posing works
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>Wahey Holidays!
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Newsflash, "wei" isn't American either
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>>566400420
In terms of purchasing power it might as well be the case, Euros almost never buy anything compared to Americans.
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>>566400420
Here's the assblasted SEAnon who tried to make every post about "Americans bad" without realizing that main does not mean only.
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why is she in fall guys
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wa
hey
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>>566399072 >>566399261
did ask
>>566399120 >>566399149
did not ask
>>566399407
>Mother's Day is coming up
Haha whoops, totally forgot again...oh well I'm showing her my love plenty, it's fiiiiiine.
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>>566400568
America is not the "main" target audience. And I'm a bong, my hands are probably whiter than yours.
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>>566400573
I see this webm and all I can think is right you are, Ken
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>>566400350
we are talking about DAITAKU HELIOS
she is supposed to say weird things
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>>566398346
elaborate
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>>566400642
The main target audience is whoever will funnel them the most money. Historically, that has been Americans.
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>>566399537
t's not the way we're mad about
hell, arguably, chr*stmas being censored is something we can get used to
what is actually destructive in their localization is the loss of important subtext in the dialog
see ayabe's character story. they absolutely gutted the I love ayabe scene
becaise of that, i'm scared of how they will localize the dialog for the more for you umas
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>>566400573
the horse raced in obstacle courses
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>>566400573
minigolf
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>>566400764
Do you have any data to back that up? Or are you just assuming?
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>>566400832
>t's not the way
i meants, it's not the "wei"
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i love ayabby
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>>566399537
>wei wouldn't be a proper translation because she uses both wei and uei interchangeably
yeah because it's the same fucking thing dumbass nigger
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>>566400573
sex
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I will have happy lovey dovey baby making sex with Palmer and you can't stop me, as she is the cutest Mejiro cunt.
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>>566401091
Dumb uma
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>>566401204
Dober is the cutest Mejiro, but thank you.
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Green Chiyono sure is cute huh
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>>566401204
I disagree with your assessment but I wouldnt want to stop you either. Go impregnate her anon, I'm rooting for you
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Speed Star
Plan X
Turbo Sprint
Which of these is the most important for Sprint? I want to know which card to borrow.
Also thoughts on the Bakushin Guts card?
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>>566399537
just say the AI they used wrote “wahey” instead of “wei,” and since they’re lazy, they didn’t bother checking it until it was too late to fix
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weihei
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>>566400832
>I'm scared of how they will localize the dialog for the more for you umas
the bald guy isn't ready for year 3 himbas
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I hate cold climate
umas for this feel?
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>>566401204
Yes
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>>566401204
As long as we agree Ramonu is the sexiest
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So if OYL sucks I should be borrowing this instead of Natie, right?
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>>566401541
Sorry, I don't want my children to be born with a higher chance of autism or other birth defects.
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>>566401571
That's just another version of OYL. What you borrow depends on your deck and uma's growth rates. I borrowed Tamamo power for 15mill CC
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What's going on here? Chrono is showing a fairly high inheritance rate of 52%+ for the medium spark, yet in-game it's showing only a single circle.

I had lower rate of inheritance with an earlier different dobers, yet game was always showing double circle.
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>>566401571
uhhhh youre borrowing NTR bwo
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>>566401571
That skill is even worse
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>>566401571
>if OYL sucks
Who the fuck said that?
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>>566401571
>argentmahcenk
oh no no no
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>>566401541
I can't think of a single "sexy" Mejiro horse other than Ramonu so I guess she wins by default there.
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>>566401729

>>566396662
>>566396710
>>566397183
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>>566399227
ive already got mile s...
do i do it...
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pamaganda hours
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>>566401691
the circle is because you have 139 affinity
the 53% medium rate is because you're using 2 to 3 medium parents then nothing but medium sparks which means you have a very high chance to proc it, and the website is telling you that's the chance per career not per inspiration.
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Which uma were you the most gaslit into thinking was terrible and not worth having a copy of despite evidence to the contrary?
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>>566401837
https://youtu.be/XPY5P0TaC4k?t=12
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uhh club drama?
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>fast learner
>medium S
>1177 speed
every time
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>>566399972
I am, I’m pissed you can’t switch language to Japanese though
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Mambo status?
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>>566401925
>>566401961
i took the safer option
glad i did
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>>566401691
isnt double circle 150+
the chances are hitting the inspiration not spark iirc
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Hagzuri
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>>566401910
Metarolling on Uma is so gay
Cards are understandable but Uma..?
Faggottttt
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>>566402034
wow that'll sure be helpful for your mile run
you might as well have taken the +10 energy instead
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>>566400701
I want her to get into my bedroom in the middle of the night, wake me up, shove her feet in my face and say lick it up
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>>566402034
HOLY FUCK
now its turf s mile s
please GOD let the summer be good
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>>566402024
A cute.
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>>566401328
That one is very cute as well, however Palmer is my easy favorite. Doesn't mean I wouldn't do the others, but ya know how it is and how this website works.
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>>566401910
The level of "taishin is shit don't ever use her" was so endemic here before she won those 2 CMs that it felt straight up coordinated
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I have too many good items in my shop and not enough coins to buy them all....
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>>566402034
you may mock this but this is a god option for xoguri
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>>566400608
>>566400608
You may not have asked but she certainly is asking for it
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>>566402234
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>>566402256
Those memes only came out in force after her banner though?
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>>566402234
You're now cursed with a bad summer and lost races
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>>566402298
stop making me want to fuck uma broly
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>>566401485
>year 3
i'm more concerned of the like of SiL, Loves Only You, Bue, etc. who are all way after that. there's still some hope (cope) that maybe cygays would get their head right and change the translation team before these quintessential umawives
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>>566402361
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>>566402345
Which makes it feel like sour grapes from people who had no idea of how to build her at the time
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>>566402256
i sparked the all-uma banner for her
zero regrets
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>Sunday agemasens me with 730 power
I HATE shortstacks they owe me standing paizuri
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>>566402081
>>566401901
Shit, you're right, earlier I had less medium sparks but better affinity, which explains the similar med proc chances.

Is this really a good idea? Maru and dober both have shit affinity with golshi. I've done 7 careers now (different parents) and 0x med S.
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im now the mayano top gun sexpert
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>>566402298
True that.
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>>566402256
Why roll for her when she spooked me?
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>>566402540
it's mant base affinity barely matters compared to what you get from race spamming
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>>566402563
Completionist status?
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>>566400035
>>566400141
>>566400297
Like mother, like daughter
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>starts a MANT career at 30/100 TP
>finish, see TP bar
>10/100
Holy fuck I locked in for more than an hour
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Spechud has 2 moms
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>>566402612
I didn't say roll for her since outside of her initial banner I don't think you could besides all-spark, I said using her.
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>>566398692
>>566398807
Imagine if you unlockd an umagirl with starbits and then the next time you pull on a banner you get her anyway ha ha
You just wasted esentially a full upgrade level for nothing
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>>566402637
uummm uuuhhhh ehhhhh uuuhhhh uuuummmmmmmmmm hwuuuhhhhhh
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>>566402776
just wait until you want to play her
you get nothing for unlocking her early
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>>566402763
>no mention of dad at all
why did spe-mama whore herself out?
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>>566402770
I only used her for the Arima CM and she got me plat for that
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>>566395920
now I get it, she gave him a bath and clean his body using her socks
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>>566402540
if you want higher affinity, you'll want to remake your parent to match as many races with grandparents

i did this, it was a pain and i still dont have a good parent out of it. But my failed parents now give double affinity with my borrow

dont know if its worth, i dont know how much increase in inspiration% you get
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>get to Kikuka Sho with Luna
>stam and guts are a single circle each
>no recoveries, not even any to buy
PUT IT ALL ON BLACK, I'M IN
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Of yourse you do this to me on yasuda kinen day
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>>566403036
easy click unless you need the shop coins to buy something before the summer
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/uma/bf this /uma/bf that, what about an /uma/wife (male)
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>>566403021
KKS is such an annoying gamblecore race, one time I clear it with 350 stam 300 guts and no recoveries and another time I get raped at 430 stam with a white
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>>566402298
damn this artist have some impressive art
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>>566403145
I did the race because the epithet by itself is already 30 stats
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>>566403021
...I got 2nd place every time, used all 5 clocks.
Plus side, my rival never won either.
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>>566403180
Kys
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Are corner accel or straightaway accel any good as gamble skills?
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>>566403021
just do tiara
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>>566403008
I did 11 maru careers because I heard she's meta parent for this cm. 8 front, 2 turf, and finally a medium 2* spark. It was on a run where she jobbed 5 races.
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>>566403369
You need a low amount of corners/straights for it to work. Only ever used for sprints as unironic gamble options
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>>566402351
nyope...
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>>566403478
EXPLODE
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>>566401691
You have 16 stars. All 6 slots are occupied by maybe a 8-9% chance and it adds up. That doesn't change the actual inheritance score which is sub 150
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>>566403432
I'm kinda already locked in at that point since if I'm at Kikuka then I've already done 2 of the 3 triple crown races.

>>566403180
Not allowed in the strict islamic societies most of /uma/ seems to hail from
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>>566403478
unity statline
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>>566403180
The Trainynotes call.
http://poal.me/ycf0dp
http://poal.me/ycf0dp
http://poal.me/ycf0dp
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>>566403591
but itll be good for cm14...
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>>566403453
Okay but how about as ironic gamble options?
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>>566403291
Oh I should note that despite that, I fucking swept Tenno Sho Spring
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>>566403571
just always do tiara
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>>566403717
nta but why do tiara if you're trying to stamcheck anyway for Taurus
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>>566403912
sometimes you get the stam a little later
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I think Goldship (real horse) is more attractive than Goldship (Uma) desu
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>Finally have a good run
>Proud of my trainee (she worked so hard)
>Post her on /uma/
>"LMAO bruh nice unity statline"
It wasn't my Unity statline...
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>people choosing married
Stop lying.
http://poal.me/33q76i
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Should I not use Kitasan if I can reach 1200 speed without her or is Professor of Curvature that important?
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>>566404127
>KHHV
What's the second H?
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>>566404127
When people said this was the ojisan general, they weren't joking anon
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>>566404196
Curvature is a good skill, what are you replacing her with?
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SUZUKA NEVER WINS HER SPRINT TT RACES

I HATE CURREN
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>>566403717
tiara misses a lot of stats later on if you don't do the sprint G1s (which are mutually exclusive with the spring triple crown) so you need mile AND sprint aptitude
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>>566404058
Its a good El, dont take it personal
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>>566404245
horseless
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>>566404058
>taking the raped from here seriously
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>>566404127
i would post my marriage cert here, but im not doxxing myself like that :)
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>>566404423
>>566404423
>>566404423
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>>566404256
Marvelous power for 15 race bonus and more power/stamina. If I can 1200 speed with only NTR it feels like a waste to use 2 speed cards
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>>566404396
How many plats does your wife have
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>>566404247
explain all the drama obsessed juvenile shit-stirrers then
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how goofy is it to run double debuffers + goldship
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>>566404261
>Suzuka in sprint
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>>566404462
If you're training a late surger then that's fine. Marv is a good card and her skill is mandatory for them, but if you're running another style I'd rather shift my deck around to maximise the amount of useful gold skills (while still being 50+RB)
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>>566404487
Shitposting is like breathing for me at this point.
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>>566402298
>>566402430
https://litter.catbox.moe/9ap51w.mp3
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>>566404487
Do I really need to explain to you the concept of trolls and shitposters?
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>>566404709
fair enough, continue on doing what you're doing then I guess (not like I can stop you)
>>566404772
Even the worst types of those that I know eventually grew out of it though.
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>>566404650
so I have to suck it up that I will max speed by like the second summer? It's so annoying but my groundwork parent has speed sparks... if the speed cap was 1500 or so I'd be fine with 2 speed cards but not like this
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>>566405063
I mean skills are what will end up winning you the race, not stats (to a point). A well timed curvature proc will def make more of a difference than having 100 more power. Both Kita and NTR have power bonus so they train that stat with them and on the flipside you can argue that having a guaranteed maxed speed stat lets you focus more on the other stats during the run.
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>>566405063
exercise your free will and click speed less nigga
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>>566403619
please don't call it that
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>>566404339
its -10 stats total no sprint shit
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>>566404720
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>>566406556
https://litter.catbox.moe/nmnxt8.mp3
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>>566400573
I want to play this game
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>>566408113
No why isn't it working my (You)...
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>>566399537
Wow.
Just.
Fucking.
Wow.
That's ridiculous.

They never should have hired Commie.
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>>566420194
What. That's the Commie? Like the old subgroup?



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