Previous: >>566381232>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>566404482my wife only casually plays for the stories of each uma she trains, and doesnt have the right kind of autism to train for cms
fanfiction threadooc edition
Make out with your trainee before and after each training session.
Zamn! Kitasan gets to plap THIS???
oh shit I finally FOUND HER
>>566404712I NEED TO SEE THAT BOOK
>>566404664Yeppers, but only sloppy seconds, once Duramente filled her up and stretched her out while Kitasan had to watch.
>>566404423Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
How do I win this stupid game...
Hey
>>566404664>Slopkill yourself
>>566404618>he married the umaroller
>>566404903wahey
HelloExcuse meWhy every lobby is 9 lates/ends? Also what skills for ogurim endThank you
>>566401373Please answer...
>>5664044823, just as many as me. She won the sprint CM with akebono. Lately shes been pretty upset with the game though since her oshis are off meta and CM has gotten harder to compete in.
>1* Late Surgerfuck me she couldve been a nice grandparent...
>>566404853>>566405016Kitacord...>>566405034Depends on the track bwo, or do you mean for TT?
>>566405034Maybe Plan X and Turbo Sprint?
>>566405034SS is the only non-gamble skill in that list.>Bakushin gutsIt is THE card to run to get guaranteed groundwork.
this thread will be gayer
>>566405123Still fine if you're running anyone with late B that prefers late.
I AM SO SO SO SO SO SICK OF HER JOBBING HER CAREERi buy skills!!!!!!! she literally has skills!!!!!!!! WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED IM LITERALLY OUT OF CLOCKS
>>566405290finally a grandparent for um... for uh.....
>>566405494Jordan
I'm glad they've moved away from kita being a harem protagonist, mostly because yuri is shit but also because it was severely out of character since the real kita doesn't care for any of these whores
>>566405016Blease resbond
>>566405272Kys
>>566405460that's just the canon fukukitaru experience
>>566405460Chiiiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono oooohDoooki Doki Doki Doki Do-Kiii!
>>566405552Wow you're right she has inherent OYL, what the fuck were they thinking. Don't have her though...>>566405016the most mandatory skill for ends is daring strike from the cb wit card. If you want run her as an end for this cm then your best options for accel inherits are red shift and moving past. Dont get spurt (again, assuming youre doing this for cm)
>>566405141That would require me sacking Kita if I wanted to run Bakushin & Biko though...Is Plan X that better than Curvature?>>566405190That's a good benefit true but I was also wondering about the gold skill it gives
>>566405460Whats your deck like?
>>566405776>what the fuck were they thinkingthey weren'tthat's why they fix her later with evolved skills
Umatism is recruiting one lucky player this month! Very VERY buebuebueno!>A rank casual club (B+ in spirit)>No quota>Please trade and request shoes>Don't die and try to play the gameReply with your FC or search for the club name with the El Condy Pasa danchou icon ingame. Join Umatism TODAY!!
>here's your MANT parent, brou
>>566405460It's even more salt inducing when you check your rivals or the 1st place's stats. You're like 100~200 stats better than them, and their skills isn't even for the track
Anyone else multitask while playing Umamusume? I watch anime when doing my runs. It was a lot easier pre-MANT though, I can only do it with seasonal garbage that doesn't take any mental energy.
>>566405776Year 1 uma preez understand.
>>566405989the last time I tried to multitask I accidentally skipped the Derby...
>>566405938umatism and autis/uma/ battle to the death, when?
>>566405989I always have some sort of second monitor youtube slop running..... right now it's videos on the new PoE2 update
>>566405938Cute!
>>566406072
>>566405960That's my favorite part of umamusume. Being significantly better than your rival in every single way and then lose anyway.
>>566406157>PoE2I hope all your sparks are 1guts 1style
play stupid rng game win stupid rng prizes
>>566406332>>566405123So you're the one who cursed me with 1* style...
dang almost made a proper demon lord
>>566405938>rank 1000we will recover once GL hits right... ?
>>566406443>513 staminayou're not supposed to gutsmaxx on guts bonus umas bwo
Kita would do this
>>566406756Me on the right.
>>566406809damn, can I have sex with you?
>>566406491>we will recover once GL hits right... ?>when our former top earner was the reason why we were in A
why is fucking source of phenylephrine paired with paracetamol just let me buy the medicine I want aiee
>>566406989Just use a saline nose shower Tabho
>>566405859in b4 cute pig webms. it feels really weird, if i replace power marvy with shinko i get speed capped before the second summer camp. if i use this deck i struggle to hit speed cap period.
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>566405938Plz join this club I need my A rank carats.
>>566406854Does your dad own Sega?
>>566405989uma requires so little brainpower i literally read a book half the time im playing my careers
>clubs have been recruiting for days>they will keep doing it>doesn't help when shitposters do fake applicationsMant...
>>566407353No my dad got hit by a train in 2019
Anyone else feeling cuter than usual?
>>566407423i have a lot of pimples on my neck and i have a habit of scratching them and i just popped one and it smelled weirder than usual
>>566407423They will never make me hate you
>>566406989Run in forest 40 min every day to fix this. Drugs are jew tool to make you suicide. Look how green it is.
>>566407226I gotta be honest I stopped try to run 2spd/2pwr/2wit on Fuku. Had the same problems as you. I am trying to build OG Fuku and I swapped for 3Spd, Creek and 2 Wit. Borrow TopRo helped a lot. Also hitting speed and power facilities for lvl up sucks too, With Creek I just have to hit a few good trainings in Summer to be in the clear.
>>566403021sex with lunasex with groovesex with the best mothers
>>566407401why are indians posting here
>>566407672I can't run for 4 minutes let alone 40
>>566407423I hate you
Important poalhttps://poal.me/v7mqpwhttps://poal.me/v7mqpwhttps://poal.me/v7mqpw
TamaLove, formerly AlmondLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The club's only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AlmondLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
>>566407423hey
>>566405115Do you have the full page by chance?
>>566407824But I love you
>>566407740Combine walking and running and do 4 minutes then, until you can do 5, then 6, and so on. 40min is the end goal. You don't have to reach it right away. Gym is meme and left knee of the jew.
>>566408126what if I have runner's knee....
>>566408215Just walk for 30min
>>566406659yeah i'm probably replacing third guts card with riko from now on
>>566408245I already do that every day with my dog! The time spent outside (when it's not too hot) is very nice, I agree with you there
Thanks for the wisdom Tahbo...
>>566408215nice runner kneesthen you should be good at running
>>566408126I already walk 1-2 hours every day but my heart hasn't been the same ever since I was forced to inject poison multiple times to keep my job
>>566408089
Is the inherited version of Tamachud's ult any good
>>566408443I used to be....
>>566408545lol
Uma that would love a complete ugly fat failure?
>>566408389whoops, wrong image
play nte
if you guys hate the chiyo poster so much why do you always give him (you)s
someone please give me a race agenda that doesnt involve chansforming my wife into a miler... im so sick of mile races...
Gold City feet in my mouth
Mods should start tactically nuking your early threads again.
>>566408125posting kita is cheatingI know you're a chiyoposter
>>566408706https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/585200
>>566407831Where is the 4chan /uma/ schizo wife option
>>566404618your wife sounds based
>>566408671what? afraid of a little banter?I'll call all avatarfags niggersbut I love them like a plantation owner
uma with the stinkiest umanko?
>>566408129
>>566408907(You)r wife
>>566408706This is my schedule.
>>566407423Der Schweinebraten aus der Kloschüssel schmeckt herrlich würzig.
>>566408742I am many posters, anon
>>566409245Except a good one
>>566408885ehehe *chu* wuv you too
>>566409342
Mambo bout to kill RiceBstGrl
machitan slips over and her umanko falls on my face crushing my skull instantly
>>566409417I bought more glowsticks after seeing this picture.
UH OH>4 more hours
>medium S charming fast learner run>no energy items>le french rain of rigging It's happening again...
>>566409639MANT will be over before Sweepy will be able to play MANT
>>566409417>eternal leadersubtle editleave em in the dust mambros
>>566408907digitan
>>566409828I could play it for a while now>>566409898boysecks
>>566409774Stat check goes harder with heavy conditions go claim your free win
>>566409417>eternal leaderim gonna cry...
This should be illegal
sorry mambodanchvdi'm done with my acesback to 1 run per day now
>>566410081whats bad about it? not enough hints for Opening Gambit?
Hello and good night friends!!
>>566410243Its cool.
>>566410017>496 stam 269 guts>Be Still didn't activate>PDM'd from 2nd to 10th>still wonI don't get it. Tazuna has bitched about my stamina when I had over 600 and a white, yet somehow I won with way less stats in a heavy track.
>>566409417rbg dancho is busy playing nte
>>566410332i'm trying to imagine a young Maruzensky but can'tdo NOT post that creepy "wish" maru
>Mambo lets in a newcutie with 30m fans instead of the guy who quit his club to join>They do a single URA sprint career then don't log in for more than a dayThe more things change, the more they stay the same...
>>566410407>>566409430
wtf no one told me it was sweepy's birthday yesterday......
sorry danchoubut my girlfriend doesn't want me to play uma today :/
>>566410580bro that dog is going to starve where is its grass wonder
>>566410534somewhat unsettling to think that theres someone reviewing my careers like this
>>566410498Maruzen in the early showa era as a courtesan uma...
>>566404423I NEED SWEEPY I NEED HER I NEED HER NOW
you dont have a GF you pathetic fuck
>blocks your path
>they are dropping her banner on takarazuka kinenwait thats kino
but what if I dowhat are you gonna do about it huh?
>>566409239i look like this
I think there're horses posting among us
>>566410534Always good to see fellow trainers following the club rules
>>566410881you are my gf
>>566410679You don’t have a girlfriend, Anon. Do your reps.
>>566409639> "dependencies": {> "steam-user": "^5.0.0"> },>https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/f9b6f33fcaec61ed38846d59f3c13fb33cfd11c5>Whatever the fuck is going on here https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/f75858381a31fb6f35fce93b7d7659105f7b3c88
>>566410765Danchou always is, unless you're casual
>>566410881I broke up with my girlfriend last week so I could play uma why bring it up now
>>566411094>2019wow #oldfag detected
>>566411094Damn, Anon. Most people here weren't even alive in 2019.
>>566410951>>566411117GFs are for loser, bros are for kings>566411094KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL yourself
What's the reason in picking a legitimate retard like Urara over the other hundred umas that are willing to give you prestige and be your wife?
>>566411095>>566409639He's officially gone insane
>>566411354to raise your own perfect wife
do I even need recovery at this point?>witlet lolI know
>>566411321I need my bro gf wife in the game already...
>>566411154You joke but 2019 was 7 years agoEven the election tourists have been 10 years on this websiteThey are "technically" oldfags even though a part of this website would never consider them that, a small part, very very small part
My bro...
why are there no wit anklets :thinking:
>>566411362If this fork of a Chinese bot has proven one thing, than that every single maintainer of it goes insane sooner or later.>>566411516 >>566411556Bro gf best gf, simple as.
>>566411501you can use the umalator for stam calcs but nah should be fine
>>566410307checks out that this annoying fag is one of those guys
>>566410618It was also Pokke's and Mambo's
montecarlo shart search on high min max stochastic options. topkek
>>566411587I need her banner now
if you think about it, bro = /uma/bf
Gay
>>566411754Calm down, soldier, she'll be coming soon enough.
>>566411754why are dirt umas so cute
>>566411754Isn't she a d*rt uma? Hard pass.
How those this hors >>566410580 translate to her>>566410881>>566411321>>566411516>>566411556>>566411587>>566411754>>566411920
>>566411854Would you be happy with just a platonic /uma/bf?
>>566412080I will accept your terms... for now
>>566412187what does for now mean....
...
literally me
>>566412030It just does, shut up
What is unc doing
why does Kita dresses like a shota
32763453Tokyo 1600 !
Looking for one more if you want A+ gibs~
>gets mood down before Takarazuka again award
>>566412303>white/brightfucking EEEEEEEW UNC
>>566412404To attract shotas
Is Nishishishi Flower a good parent for CM14?
>>566412254so real
>>566412545her unique is mandatory for pace in every sprint and mile CM from now on pretty much
>>566412545THE Parent for Paces on Sprint/Mile
sorry curren... i have to skip your banner for sweepy... i only have 30k...
>>566412639>>566412680What about for Lates?
>>566412254Quality edit, and oddly nostalgic
>>566412771just hope On Your Left works dawg
rape dotoposters finemo posters owe me sexsex with kita postersrice postersmaya posters scare me
>>566412771Pump + Cheerleader Halo
>>566412984Why is it always sex? Can't we go out for a nice coffee date first or something?
>>566412241All rivers eventually flow and merge into the great ocean, or perish into a lake
is Kita a tomboy?
>>566412981deserved for bricking my Unity runs
>>566412271K
>>566413165no, tits too big
>>566413103you're not supposed to take it seriously or you'll trigger my hedgehog dilemma
Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf!
avatarfagging fullforce today
>>566412771Inherit sweaty Cheerleader Kingu ult, and hope you don't get rushed and that the lobbies aren't stacked with lates/ends.
>>566413165She is a cute big tiddy girl from next door
>>566412415S-someone... anyone...
>>566413234Big titty tomboys are the best tho
Is rushing gale any good for gemini?
One thing that I like about hammers is that if you use a hammer on the last race of the year, the bonus also applies to the bonus stats you get from the yearly goals
>>566413408forgot your oguri image
>>566413258Oh dear, so you can only dish out but can't take it very well yourself, huh? Noting this down....
>HE CLOSED ALL THE ISSUESLMAO WHAT IS HAPPENINGplease let this be another melt down like the last tranny
>>566410305sometimes tazuna says you didn't have enough stamina even though the reason you've lost was because you got blocked
literally four of my cards didn't finish their event chainwhat was Cygames thinkingI feel like crying
>>566413387Sorry bwo I'd join but I still have 0 (nada) aces ready.....
Does double circling skills give less rating points than getting another whole skill? I keep missing SS just by a few digits even though I have SS tier stats
where da Gemini 2 guide
>>566413387I only join rooms that have an NTR image attached, sorry.
>>566413618Same (for Taurus)
>>566413387Nyoo I was too late...
>>566413323built
>>566413531sweepy v1 is no morethe bot that went top 20 club solo is now public
>>566413656double circling a skill only strengthen the effects bro, it doesn't count as a new one so you get less rating
You guys are such fags.
>>566413656Yeah pretty much. If you want to scoremax you want a lot of skills
>>566413668but you do not play the game so it shouldn't matter
>>566413882>Sweep kai niHoly shit he was a TTK. What would a remodeled Sweep even look like?
>try run>job thrice before classic year>alt+f4fuck that noise
Taurus 2 room8571149985711499
do they ever make blue teio usable
>>566413882>Could've just changed the Icarus git by updating the code for it to be less "me hardcoded">Instead he completely reshuffles the sweepy project, removing old code and changing it with the headless thingBruh. People usually kill/deactivate projects and make a new one for a reason.
>>566413958I keep double circling in parent runs to increase the odd in white spark so this sucks
>>566413656It does, a white skill is usually worth minimum ~129 points, if you double circle, you're only adding something like 50.t. bwo who minmaxxed Open League during Gemini and Cancer.
People who use NTR, do you buy the glowsticks and when do you use them?
>will fix megaphones tmr im going to sleepThe state https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGV0E7f8zeg
https://x.com/i/status/2052934353882108116uma for this feel
what do you guys think, enough midgame for gemini?
>will fix megaphones tmr im going to sleep
>>566414380cute foal>hag complains that they're not getting attentiontypical
>>566414321yes, use them on the biggest G1 before first summer. also buy them at the end if i have any spare coins because why not
>>566414321Dahby and Takarazuka are the best targets for pre-summer if Crown routeYasuda is also good if you are on Tiara route
>>566413387MANT moment
>>566414059>Falco goes first at the start>never uses her ult>loses first place this is bullshit
>>566414597>also buy them at the end if i have any spare coins because why notnice try danchud
>>566414380>People calling AII believe it. The entire thing seems oddly surreal
>>566414709BUY. THE. FREAKING. STICKS.
>>566414679My Brian activated 2 gold skills at the same time in mid race and simply stayed in 8th because she got brocked. The game is rough to you sometimes
>>566414717>watermarkhe AIs the animals to his videos yeahhttps://theawesomer.com/not-really-up-close-with-wild-animals/801582/
>>566414829
>>566414679>fr*ntDeserved
>>566414679It could always be worse!
>>566414717The way the horse stops to his face without inertia is pretty much telling
>>566415052>gets overtaken right at the end of early-race>gets PDMnasty stuff, nice game cyjews
>>566415157Hence why it feels so goddamn surreal, plus the tweet itself but that could be third party weirdness.All around very "sus", as the kids would say.
>>566415193The best part is her unique only works if she stays 4th or above up to the mid-race!
>>566415052average aho girl CM moment
>>566415302sirius is prime dom loss material
What exactly speaks against breeding Tazuna?
CM results not posted per usual
>>566415157Also as another comment points out, the dust clouds being kicked up by the horse's feet despite it being a grassy field.>>566415052This is painful to watch.
PDM is awful but I don't see people complaining enough about wide swings. It's such a huge tilt factor for me.
>>566415438Your jealous trainee
>>566406756Me on the left.
>>566415052pdm is such a retarded mechanic
>>566415589bro....
>>566415589>DoxxedAIIIEEEEE
>>566415630game Teio is such a bratanime Teio is more dignified
bring me CM13 roomI wanna test my bobo
>>566415052Lucky pacer is so dumb holy shit, just give it to the pacer who got first early race, how hard is it to code that
AIEEEEE GOMENASAI I DIDN'T MEAN TO DOXX I'M SORRY I'M NEVER HOSTING A ROOM AGAIN
>>566415557I've already complained a few times about big ass wide turns on this CM. Especially my Golshi suffers a lot from this, there's no way to catch up after wasting a lot of time going to the side. Fronts have too easy, fuck this shit.
>>566415819how could.... that poor anon is crying now......... he got exposed...............
Soooooooooo who's going to be the guinea pig ko try the new sweepy?
>>566415589Wtf I love Rorimastah now.
>>566415745imagine prone boning game teio when she's being bratty tho
>>566415819Well, now you have to have sex with me to apologize
I think I finally did it
>>566415943where is your power?
Rorimastah how'd you get that much stam on Dia with power sparks... just hoping the high TE cards land in stan during summer?
>>566415943congrats dia bwo
>>566415589
Is Tamachud any good for Gemini
>decided to descent down from whale realm for once and try using chinko windyDogshit starting friendship, but not bad...
>>566415916noppersyou go ahead
>>566415943>930 pwrehhhhhh
>>566414380all oyakodon umas
>>566416089Sexo
>>566415943>no Nimble Navi>that power
>>566416049>>566416136>>566416208Power is a meme stat
>>566415557I cope wide swinging as to balance backliners superior speed coefficient
>>566415904It's especially devastating for CM13 since you lose out on dueling>>566415813Or make pacers act like front runners in frontless races so you don't generate this unbreachable gap
>>566416049>>566416136>>566416208You were not supposed to point that out.My first summer was shit, no +60% megaphones, no energy items and NTR was below the rainbow threshold.>>566416074Thanks
>>566416248*dies on the uphill*
give me the fucking room
>>566416089You can't post tha-... Wait, you can.
>>566416089Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh based!?>>566416132Nah thanks, someone else risk his account and identity. Someone with hypervisor turned off should give it a shot, since they don't value their safety.
results
>>566416089Hag
>>566416343Host one yourself anon...
>>566416343>fucking roomMayacchi and Teio's room? No.
>>566416089sex
>>566416060Basically, yes. High STA growth helps a lot in that aspect. I always buy 1 or 2 STA ankles too for summers
>>566416089where's her butthole
>>566416208that is one ancient memecrop
>>566416403Nice Gentil tummy
>>566416518on my mouth rn
Do you guys really just do one or two careers and there's your ace? I'm on like my 20th failed ace run right now...
>>566416592MANTshit does not deserve my time and effort to get in A finals
Wasn't really hard to claude code a way to get the new sweepy bot to loop racesim finishing a MANT run every 7-9ish minutes with it now
>>566416546
>>566416512Interesting.... I should've committed to doing full backliner kino instead of my hybrid team setup. I dont want to run solo front though....
>>566404853reminder that even before duramente got to sweepy tachyon and stego had gotten up in there
>>566416592>did I get over 1180 speed?>did I get distance S (optional if highroll stats + FL)>do I have enough stamina to survive and >800 witIf these all check out, I ship it
>>566416698
spent 3 clocks at the KKK sho award
>>566416669please explain to a retard onegai
>>566416794Oh shouldve added that I love Vbobo too much to drop her which is why idk if making a last monute Dia myself is really worth it
>>566416715Doesn't look like AI art, but something's off.Still sexo though.
>>566416546Glad to see a fellow man of culture here
>>566416669Huh? Is this a headless run? Isn't that very likely to get you banned?
>>566416592In my experience the first few ace run tries will always be the strongest, even though I went back countless times to try to iron out the kinks to no avail
>>566416875FL doesn't even enter into my calculations anymore I haven't seen the funny hat even once in these 20 runs
>>566416669nigga really gave a brownoid from se asia his steam username password and 2fa
>>566416979that is NOT Air Groove
>>566416990>__gentildonna_umamusume_drawn_by_herohero_higashi_no_dou__48b4eebe63c3381d38f488034a2e534b>>566417051Only when he gets reported, or CyJew changes their game>>566416669>Wasn't hard to make the best (pay) model to do itNo shit. Enjoy the dox
>>566414529sweepy mant runs will go hard in 2040
>>566417018same same
>>566416979I NEED sex from either of these two
>>566416669@Anthropic
>>566416592I have 3 good enough aces after 14 runs and like 4 Maruzensky parent runs plus a bunch of meme Maru runs that I will use
>>566416592depends of the umaif she has shit growths, only do mile-medium or medium-long races, it's gonna take time to make a good one with good stats, check fast leaner and hitting that s medium
>>566416959That really depends how strong your team is right now. I'm not going to say my Epstono is dominating because she isn't, my Oguri and Golshi get the most wins. If your VBobo is doing good, keep her on your team
>>566417121I am actually convinced that Cygames rigs this.
why is dia so strong on hakurakuI thought dober would beat her out at least
Answer this anons question >>566404552 onegai, I'm interested to know too
>for the next 2years only yuri characters with yuricentric careers, yuri stories, yuri events, and yuri homescreen lines will be releasedi should just kill myself
>>566416941headless means without a GUIin this case it's a fake client that communicates directly with the server as fast as possible, instead of a bot that interacts with the real client and is still limited by animations and other delays
>>566417121From my experience close/during CM runs yield better runs while inter CM periods yields distance A triple triple botched crowns 15k shitters
>>566417516Don't think that's what he asked about, nerd. Shoulda asked your paid AI model to answer the question instead.
>>566416094The japs rated her pretty high
>Please spend 300$ so you can read all about my marriage to my lovely fiancee Air Shakur>I love her so much and we scissor more than the handicraft club does
>>566417483Unless you have a UG3 solo ace running double debuffers is a mems
>>566417716I can't read
>make a throwaway run with terrible sparks and borrowing an out of place card to get a gold skill for a challenge>really great luck with shops and races the entire time>always won gambles, even high stakes ones>but because the sparks weren't great and it was destined to be gimped from the start, I couldn't even cap speed>and I can't really even use her because I don't use frontssorry silence suzuka
>fast learner before debut>no speed trainings all junior year>kikkua on 390 speed
>>566417483I did it last CM and got to A Finals placing 3rd Pray to god there are paces/fronts in your lobbies
>>566417769blue is front red is end. dark green is pace
>>566417810did you even beat NHK mile and the summer kinen with that speed
Is Go with the Flow any good for lates?
>It's another episode of 200pulls for a dyke that is allergic to cock
>>566417716>frontslop CMso boring
>>566417993I already posted that image tho... >>566409980
>>566418021stop winking at me
>>566418021Falco wouldn't dress like this and wouldn't do this pose
>>566417990pls respond I got the gullible socialites event and the umalator says it does nothing
>>566418021ummmmmmm
>>566418254sex with granny
Has regular Oguri won any room matches for the dahby?
>>566418279No it doesnt do anything
>>566418279it's ass and does nothing
>>566416060I wish someone would ask me questions by outing my name like this...
>>566418360>>566418380Then why would Cygames give it innate to like 5+2 uma...
When's the Air Shakur wedding alt?
>new bot seemingly uses steam>interacts with the game directly, without the clientso what it uses the steam client, bypassing most of our input and hoaxing doxing moxing our mining data for shitcoins? i cant believe it
>>566417952yep idk how
I don’t keep up with JP or release schedules but can someone tell me historically if the next scenarios are better than MANT for both enjoyment and veteran Uma creation.I genuinely dread doing MANT runs and just want it to end.
>>566417990Go with the Flow is fine this CM
>>566418529Because some umas are cygames' favorites and some arent.... Can't wait to roll on the only version of Eishin Flash that can win
>>566418254A taste of her own medicine. This short-circuits her brain.
>>566417716>frontswait which uniques do you inherit for smaru
>>566418021"You wanna be a STAHH, dontcha? Then put on the bikini and do this pose, dumb bird!"
>>566418529uma only starts to make sense after 1.5 annifor both the devs and players
>>566418773A&S and pasa/mummy
>>566418638next scenario gran live fucking sucks if you have 0 good parents and aren't a whalethe scenario after granlive, grand masters is interestingbut for both scenarios you're gonna be running mant parents anyways due to the affinity rework
>>566418571I love my wife
>>566418638Next scenario is clicking speed and wit over and over and simply hoping the random scenario mechanic works in your favor. Think Unity but with 5 extra layers of RNG (if the pal card didnt give you enough music notes at the end of junior year just quit the run). But hey at least Grand Live has quick runs.Allegedley that and MANt are by far the worst scenarios and it gets better after that
>next scenario sucks reeeat least it wont take SIXTY FUCKING MINUTES per run at a minimum
gave up a godly run after failing to proc S in senior yearsorry not sorry danchud
>>566418638After mant they don't get particularly cancerous until twinkle legends. Mecha musume is probably the best of them all, after twinkle legends you get Tucker and Onsen which are both fun and breeder's cup scenario is really a hit or miss depending on who you talk to
>>566418983Why would Cygames put out two bad scenarios in a row? Do they hate their player base?
>>566419179Whales need to be forced to buy more carats
My club has become really gay, is there an opening in a club that trades dirt shoes?
>>566419320Mambro...
>>566419320daccheats is the dirt shoe club
>>566419179Who the hell knows man>>566419259Except there's barely any good cards that come out in both MANT and GL... only SMaru and CB
35091112 Taurus
dead general sweepy killed it
>>566418021>since I'm an umadol I have to stay virginYes my beloved Falco, we're going to use the cute pink backdoor for the next 3 years every day after training.
>>566419738it's the weekend everyone is partying
>>566419869Would you say, they're having a... PAR-TAY!?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bnhv_3RPYo
>>566419738umm we are all busy with our girlfriends
>>566419701kekmy bad my bad
>>566419869WEEEEEEI
>>566419738umm we are all busy with dancho's girlfriend
>>566420071>girl
>>566420030speGOD
>>566419738brah we're partying with the frat rn, frat danchou even brought two cheerleaders for each dude
>not a single mention of currenchang in tierlists for cm14sprint-mile schedule is not that bad right...
who would be the tracen frat leader
>>566420030>S+ speshit winning against Fr*ntslollmao even
>Taurus is Fujin CM>Gemini is Cheerleader KH CMI'm noooticing...
>>566420312it's fine, better than medium/longmile is the most important distance
>>566420342runaway blocker>>566420030
>>566420337Stacyzensky Thundermanko
>>566420312Curren is pretty much the worst uma to play in MANT
>>566420337ope
>>566417716I thought pace was going to be more relevant with nisho ult, is front just that strong? Also from what I've seen in early room matches ends and lates are very overrated, they lose to well built fronts more often than not.
>>566420030SPECHUD DOMINATING THE SHITTERS AS PER USUAL
>>566420030teach us you secret spe king
>>566417716What if I just run 3 end closersWill I get Kaela'ed?
post something cute
post rooms instead
>>566419701Ichiban desu
ANUS FUNGUS PLEASE COME HOME!>single 50 pull>king gweilonot today
>>566420482no it isn't lmao, medium/long is all triple crownsno medium is absolute brick
>>566420615Urara raped me
I need a worse Suzukashe needs to die faster
>>566420575pace sucks when fronts are meta it is what it is
>>566420634Digicute.
>>566420634
does maru's ult work on lates for gemini as delayed activation? final corner or beyond yes? god i wasted my time farming dober parents again this CM IT'S ANOTHER CM WHERE MPB DOESN'T WORK FUCK at least i have some maru parents
>WHEN >ARE>THEY>GOING >TO >RELEASE>HETERO>UMA>MUSUME>?
>>566410881my bro exists to help me with this problem
need bright gf
>>566420783sexo
http://poal.me/6bl0t2http://poal.me/6bl0t2http://poal.me/6bl0t2
34764579 Taurus
>>566420701medium/long only has 2 races in junior year that are not OP, which results in a more dogshit run on average since you don't get shop refreshes when it matters the most early into the runwith mile you get so many of themalso epiteths are a meme
>>566420875sexo Ramonu
Urara could rape you effortlessly, now you know how women feel
>>566420749400-500 power is the sweet spot, even this doesnt die fast enough
>>566419738Don't worry it'll become very active in an hour or more whether we like it or not, but for sure I won't be in the threads at that time.
>>566420664what the fuck? She's an end? what a cool idea. I am impressed, Spegamer
>>566421018Incredibly horny, vulnerable and ready to mate?
>>566420989>since you don't get shop refreshes when it matters the most early into the runthat doesn't matter at all
should i redeem falco with my ticket?i wanna run her with curren in CM14 i think it will be funny
>>566421018she forces her torena to give her a tongue kiss before every race
>>566421018You cant rape the willing.
>>566419869I love Helios, but she wouldn't like an autistic introvert like me, so I hope she'll help me rape another uma.
>>566421065
I can't believe I bricked this run by gambling on Riko's event, everything went right I'm such a retard
>>566420719how do you get raped by the school retard that no one knows how she got in
>>>566421065boy I sure cant wait for THOSE hours of the day :D
>>566420804It works but I wouldn't take it on a parent. lourder and poomp (or maybe nishino) are pretty much locked for backliners
>>566421026share me the codeI wanna try that orange
>>566421290no human can overpower an umamusume
>>566419738Sweep Tosho's release in less than 1 month killed /uma/?
>>566421183>forcesI taught her that, and that it's a good luck spell for fun races
>>566421018Women don't have feelings
>>566421526The sexiest Mejiro.
>>566421526keep them coming please.....
>>566421341i already glued it ;-;
>>566421620
>>566420978Brocked...
>>566421443Nyes.>Those handsI can't get over them, it's only in this damn song as well, no idea what they did or why they look so damn fat and bad.>566421614Now you made it cringe, so I'll unironically stop.
>tfw your trainee is in estrus again
>>566421793
>>566421793It's the most taxing and enjoyable part of being a trainer.
>>566420619They're going to push each other out of range for King Halo's ult.
I didnt know that this existed until today
>>566421793TOREINAAAAA COME QUICKLYYYYYY!
>>566421974fucki don't want to frontslop again
>reddit humor>xitter/zoomermemes
is 2 stam greens + gold recovery skill and radiant star enough to survive? or am i fucked
78865030 one more Taurus
>You NEED to choose which style you specialize in>But also you CANT run all 3 in the same style
>>566422146Is it the weii(chinese) kind of zoomer, the uieii(japanese) kind of zoomer, or the wahey(global) kind of zoomer?
>>566422229Is double dipping ok?
Some things never change.
>>566417716>it's another 'front runners and oguri cap' showi'm ready to be out of this dogshit metagame
preg groove
>>566422107Neither do I. t. Ran Falco and Front Pasa for CM3 and CM10I'll probably unironically do pace promote Pasa and call it a day.
>>566422387hot
>>566421793>mares go into heat 8 to 10 times per year>they're in heat for 4 to 7 days on average>the average trainer will have to endure their trainee going into heat about 24 to 30 times within the 3 year period that their career takes
>tfw your trainee is strictly lesbian
>>566422146
>>566421858why didn't I pull for furawanever felt this much regret over skipping a banner. FUCK.
>>566422560do they keep going into heat if they are already pregnant?
>>566422631This sounds like music that will help you take a shit, brown noise or something
>>566422691make sure to save for her next banner
>2 epstono /uma/ scrim winsI hope you didn't waste your time building that End Digital
BRAVO KOJIMA
>>566422107>>566422509Is there really no other option other than front-front-x
>>566422691You'll get er next time, gwo.
>>566422691her wedding alt is better
>>566422819thats why iggers smell like shit all the time
>this will never happen because she'd rather spend the rest of her days face buried in another uma's crotch
>>566422902
Saw this on a walk just now and this fucking thread incepted the daitaku_helios_laughing.webm file into my brain
>>566405034If you're not going to tell us anything else then Turbo Sprint.
>>566422229>>566422340Yes because you beat the guy who joined 4/6 of the rooms I've hosted today.
>>566423110Someone needs to control these mares
>>566423280ardan's fat fucking cow ass legit blocked ayabe for a solid 3 seconds straight before she could pass actual paid actor holy FUCKalso got rushed so no moving past proc but whatever
>>566422840but her normal racewear is way cuter than the wedding dress...>>566423110is her wedding variant strong? I just want the cute little flower dress version. dangit
>>566423327Thanks for sharing.
>>566423123she's right
>>566422631I can't decide which half of this I hate more.
>>566423438no problem
>>566423413Nope
>>566423426rip ur soundpost gwo
damn
t-thanks i guess
how build front for this CMi have seiun maru smaru
>>566423590>Stamina>Turfglue, I'm afraid
>>566422691I didn't pull for her because I'm retarded and thought she would overlap with the Cheerleader banner so I would be able to fish for a spook first if that makes you feel any better.
>>566423327>ardan's fat fucking cow ass
reddit gold videos are not worth my bandwidth
wei wei wei wei wei wei wei wei wei wei wahey
>>566423796
i just sent cygames a support ticket linking the sweepy bot githublall you botniggers are going to get eradicated
>>566423110oh nyo not like that
>>566422560>There are trainers responsible for 5-10 umamusume teams
>566423927okay china lover dont care didnt ask shut up and go back to /umajp/ you schizo
>>566423110she is a child
>>566421858>when I've grown up moreWhy would that be relevant? What did she mean by that?
>>566424025That's not a problem for brown people. Child marriages are common in their home.
>>566423961which is about how many needed for a constant rotation
>>566424025Child marriages are common in my home.
>>566423819wording every word
Oyakodon
uh oh burgertard melty
>>566424025out of 10
>>566424025And that's a good thing.
is this enough to beat Pablo, king of Open Leauge, in CM14?
>>566424058she's not in heat yet
>>566424025Stop being islamophobic.
uma for this?
>>566424025WTF i am open to child marriages now
Flower-chan was accepted to Tracen so young because she hit Race-Readiness early, right? Do you think that for uma musume, hitting Race-Readiness coincides with, you know...?
>>566424317holy cute
>>566424295Makes sense, since the onsen even happens during/right after winter. It must be really chilly there.
>>566424389yes
>>566424389Biko Pegasus joined explicitly because she wanted to be like a power rangerno I dont think so
Trainersan! I brushed my teeth all by myself this morning!
>>566424389she's an early bloomer and was smart enough to skip grades, but maybefunnily enough Doto got that but in reverse, as she was a late bloomer in her career
>>566424453onsen event takes place on March thou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4XdBYtrugIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4XdBYtrugIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4XdBYtrugI
>dead thread during the weekend>morale is lower than ever>still struggling with open spots in the clubs>rooms are a rotation of the same 10 people>MANT is solved so nothing to talk about>Nothing to pull for or look forward to because everyone must save or get brickedWhat a fucking mistake of a scenario, Cygames really should've changed it or rolled out more QOL
>he posted it again award
>>566424438I need those boobs on my face
>>566424685why are you talking like a CZN player
Mejiro Ramonu dedicated group jerk off session starts in 10 minutes
>>566424389And somehow the lolis and the hags are allowed to run against each other in strictly age-restricted races like the Hopeful Stakes. The setting only makes sense if you assume they're all 18 and human aging just doesn't apply to umamusume.
Flower is cute but her voice is a bit raspy...
>>566424317Muteki
>>566424883I don't even know what that is
reminder to [-] and hide schizos and pedos
wahey
>>566424906Ramonu is coming into my house to jerk me off?
>>566424508biko too
I think I have an addiction to uma
>>566424771why aren't we blacklisting clubs with discords on the official /uma/ clublist? if we do that, they will leave those clubs and join the proper ones
>>566425118you better be ready
>>566425146B-boobs...?
>>566425146>why aren't we blacklisting clubs with discordsWe literally used to, then people naturally stopped as the general died and was replaced by SEA normalfaggots and other garbage.
what uma is for me if i blew a fat nut to the little sister from makeine
>>566425226boobs
can this beat Pablo
>>566425474Who the fuck is Pablo
>>566425384Post more boobs for me
Lates are so cucked for CM13 it's unreal
>>566425316Nishino Flower
air groove, rob roy, kawakami, el, and brian all have bigger tits than ardan
>>566425607That's every medium/long though.
>>566425513you have ZERO tit!
females look so weird without uma ears
>>566425589Pablo (King of Open Leauge)
>>566425593open wide>>566425665Ok but out of those I only find Wife Groove and Brian attractive and there's not a lot of off model big booby Brian art
>>566425717Very round too
>>566424685>>rooms are a rotation of the same 10 peopleThis is the worst part. Rooms used to be the best part of cm, I had even more fun than during the actual event. I've stopped joining them now since it'll just be the same couple of guys in every single room, like even back then I had the decency not join twice in a row when the same guy was hosting, and there were plenty of rooms to go around so it didn't matter.
The scent of the Mejiro family
boobs
1 month pregnant vs. 1 month postpartum
>>566425665el and brian are ugly though
how many followers can you have?
>>566425812Sorry, I don't want to get doxxed.
>>566425837>>566425889huge tiddy on my face
>>566425752BOOBS BOOBS I NEED MORE BOOBS
>>566425898999/1000
>>566425812I would if I had any decent aces and I don't want my umas to suffer public humilliation against those whales
Akebono has the biggest and best boobs>”muh proportions” faggot cope goes below
>>566426068are brown boobs OK too
>>566425898999
>>566425812Even if I had three aces to run I wouldn't join a vg lobby with all the blacklist shit going on. Just make public lobbies, it's less work anyway.
Jajamine, a true white horse and daughter of Golshi, debuted yesterday
>>566426134Fat brown tits on my face
>>566426205go white girl go
>>566426091That's the point, it used to be a mix of people. And people used to make fun of pigs but with the death of Teiobwo they've become completely normalized...
maru owes me a nursing handjob
>>566426205now that's a gorgeous horse, how did she do?
>>566426125It's a tie with Doto thoughNot any less delicious but I need to point that out
>>566426195So you don't play the game and just make up boogeymen shit
>>566426069>>566426167ok so i don't have to remove those that quit to get more points thanks
>>566426205There are female jockeys?
>>566426205What was the red ribbon again? I may kick your skull in?
>>566426250Mammaries>>566426195Just doint join a room with an NTR avatar post, havent had any issues with anyone else
>>566426398doto wouldn't do this
>>566425690>>566426068Variety is the spice of life
>>566426205sexo
>>566426350I get it, the moon thing means she likes me and trees are other umamusume right?
>>566426205SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>566426536We can share
>>566426205>I kick
>>566426392Unfortunately she got 15th. She has some growing to do still it seems. This is her post race where she turned completely pink after running
>>566426134>Draw hot character>Draw hot character but with a tan/brown skinWhy does this work so often?>>566426502Only when the body is just right, otherwise the lack of tits is just sad
>>566426561No stupid, you're gonna walk into a tree if you keep looking up
>>566426601pink umanko
>>566426469Rubbing those mammaries to get milk
>>566426561I think she means she wants to be anally fucked behind the academy
>>566426608>Only when the body is just rightThat's usually the case with 2D girls
>>566426365Don't wanna sound like im bitching but yeah it's insane how all rooms are just buhis with 4+ SSRs
>>566426608Who knows man but it works wonders>>566426797just the natural consequence of a lot of the casual players quitting
>>566425893Don't say that!
>>566426601Can't wait for her to be added and instantly make her my loser gold wife
>>566426601Enough about the L horse. Who is the W horse.
>>566426904i want bigwa hugehead to kill me
>>566426417Yes. Rachel King is probably the most known/prominent one active right now
>>566426502The thumbnail looks like she has multiple breast pairs, but it's actually just her rib cage. Disappointing.
>>566426792Sadly I dislike the BITCH on the right
>>566426417Bwo? A ex-female jockey voiced herself inthe anime
>>566426205>mask like kingui smell a disappointment
>>566427170Ningens are fine too
Do you like Palmer?
>>566426797Players have access now to 2 rainbow crystals, 2 free selectors, and 1 paid selector. Even if you only rolled when there were freebies you should have at least 2 gacha SSRs at 3-4LB with those resources. I for one have had bottom 10% in terms of luck here and even I've managed that much.
>>566427170She's the one whose voice is in MANT, right?
Stego cute.
>>566427008How do they not just get bodied by the men?
>>566426973Magical Amethyst
>Slop[-] You don't actually like the uma you're posting
Boobs
>>566424025A filly even
Boobies
>>566427295Stego is cute.
>>566427101I really like the cutie on the right and that's all that matters to me
>>566427170She was the worst commentator in the anime...
>>566427534GAy
>>566427273>paid>resource
>>566427273>I for one have had bottom 10% in terms of luckI hate every neigher who says this shit, then you look inside and they've had well above average luck and just want to play victimlike rich kids pretending they just got everything by working hardfuck you bitch it took me 700 fucking pulls just to get ksb
Finally caught this one. Now to figure out when the lunch one comes up.
>>566427627>nyoooo 20 US dollaroonies can feed my whole village for months
>>566427618>sweaty boobsMy dick
what if she just held first forever would she need runaway then
>>566426205I don't know why I get so invested in these promising offspring before they prove themselves, they always end up instant retire glue kek
>>566427627>poorfageuropean or seamonkey
>>566426601lmao pink horsewhy she turn pink tho? is it just the flush from running showing through her coat?
>>566427720NEISHA A CUTEAAAAAAAAAAA
>>566427808oguri near spook
>>566427771She's a temptress for sure
Sometimes I see Windy and think how cute she is and her shenanigans entertain me but then I remember her sexo racing outfit and get the weird feeling of how a parent must feel after defiling a daughter and think I won't have children or I'll become a criminal, thanks Windy
>>566427770>>566427850
>>566427858Basically yes, but she's a pure white horse and they have pink skin instead of darker skin like grey horses for example so it just shows more after running
>>566427817I mean she debuted... and got 14th lmao
>>566427912Always showing off...
toyaaa
>>566427770kek
>>566426601bro this horse is going to explode wtf
>>566426997I want her to have my baby
>>566427942didnt ask
>>566428028Never giving a moment of reprieve...
>>566427945Ranko....
>>566428126Now I need Flash paizuri
>>566427627>Ignores the 4 free materials in the same sentenceAh I see, you just want to be booty blasted. Sucks to suck!>>566427714Yeah and it took me 550. And I got not 1 useable card off the Riko freebies. Yes, I have had awful pull luck in this game. If I get that kind of luck 1 more time I'm going full umaroller.
>>566428037Mejiro moment
>>566428037bright my love ToT
>>566428086For some reason this image reminded me of the little fact that bananas have trace amounts of a radioactive potassium isotope
>>566427273No one said anything about the people with 2 SSRs which is most people, we are talking about the paypigs that have entire MLB SSR decks and then pat themselves in the back for being so strong.
>>566428229We all do...
Everyday until you like it
>>566428306Post your stable
>>5664282302 gacha ssr is 3 after borrow and not 4+ fail counting
>>566426797>it's insane how all rooms are just buhis with 4+ SSRs>>566427273>Erm no you should have two 3+lb SSRs???Sometimes I really wonder
>>566427254why is she dressed like taiki?
>>566428361I already love it though
>>566427817It's nice when they do actually prove themselves. Like this cutie right here who turned it around and won twice in a row once she got put on turf. It's been quiet but I really hope they let her run Oaks.
>>566428156Ralkos...
>>566428417I'm not even the guy you're replying to retard, the guy said 4+ SSRs, can you read?
gn
>>566428386tanned bro
PayGOD hate is so forced
>>566428302glowing baby?
>>566428558I’m not that guy either
>>566428361
>>566428548Continue
>>566428710Who am I?
>>566428361>>566428516>>566428713Fishy?
>>566428531cute dog
jiggimasu
Paypig melty lmao
>>566426032huge tiddy in my mouth
>>566428758Does anyone really know themselves?The only thing I know is that I love breasts. Breasts from raven haired beauties, preferably
https://files.catbox.moe/1f6p2c.pngVivlos preggers
>everyone warns uma is whale heavy game before global release>everyone says MANT kills the game>anons are complaining now
>>566428973the SEA normalfags left are VERY dumb pls understand
>>566428973smooching this silly goofball all over her body
I'm still struggling to learn the basics of this game for some reason because I think I know but I always doubt it because it's somehow deeper than I thinkAssuming I can achieve the perfect stats, now I need to choose my skills, especially speed and accel skills (obviously heals when needed but that's self explanatory)But I need to be careful to choose mid-race speed skills for Front and Pace, and late race speed for Late and End?And as for accels, everyone wants accels that proc ONLY at the beginning of the late race, but Fronts also want all the accel skills that proc at the very beginning?
Enough about tits, what about ass?
I dunno why I bothered upgrading her. I will never use this alt. Could have been my 20th mejiro ryan power SR.
>>566428973>>everyone warns uma is whale heavy game before global releaseopen league....home
Nature doesn’t make me Gosling but Transcend hits like a truck
>>566429229a cow makes you gosling?
>>566428973it really isn't but it's a light spender gamef2p is unsustainable
>>566429126This thread is for WHITEs and people pretending to be WHITE.>>566429212A+ is going to make Open a whole lot more filled with try hards JUST YOU WAIT
>>566429058it is 4am in Jakarta idk if this narrative really works
Dirter are the cutest umas
>>566429291>A+ is going to make Open a whole lot more filled with try hards JUST YOU WAITUG open in 2 short years will be kino
>>566428973I should have taken MANT concerns more seriously. It really gets old fast
>>566429128MAKWIIIIIIIN
>>566429313it really doesn't it's either bored euros or early burgers
>>566429119You need mid race on lates+ends due to the positioning requirements for those late race skills. They also need to be able to catch up to the front of the pack. Everything else sounds pretty solid.
>>566429313>No way someone in SEA is awake at 4AM, shit posting on /vg/!Bitch ask again in 5 hours, when It's 4AM where I am.>>566429350Sex with my BroSex with EspoSex with Granny
>>566429281Yeppers
>>566429313Either the degen SEA or Europoos from borat towns
>>566428683Not enough to make a baby radioactiveNow, if we're talking brazilian nuts... Yeah those could create a glowing baby
I am a tired euro
we should jong
>>566429553Go to bed
It's almost like you faggots did not learn one bit from the leak and hack. Almost funny>>566429553Based Stegosaurus poster
>>566429553Go to sleep
>>566428973This whole discussion wouldn't have started if it weren't for the fact that the same few pigs will camp out and join every single practice room without pause
>>566428898Yeah that was me
>>566429657>>566429716okay
>>566429723i've only tried hosting rooms here once or twice but indeed after the first couple of rounds piges start camping
>>566429552I've never had a nigger toe but why are they so radioactive?
>>566429723The point of joining rooms is testing your team against strong umas. I don't understand why people complain about strong umas in rooms
>>566429501Da bist du hoffentlich schon im Bett mein Freund. Ich werds zumindest sein>>566429449it's 5 pm east coast right now and we cant forget the south americans. I just think it's more likely to not be SEA posters since early EU hours are the comfiest in my exprience...>>566429650room doko?
>>566429743Sorry you had to watch it happen
>>566430045>>566430045>>566430045>>566430045
>>566429468Do I need them as much on those as fronts and pace?I assumed that since you need to keep your position in the lower half, too many mid-race velocity skills could ruin the positioningI guess since we can assume many FR on next CM for example, it's safe to use many, but I should be careful with too many mid velocity on races where I know the rooms will be backline heavy?
>>566429917My bro can't be this sexy...
>>566429937they want weenie hut jr awards like that one anon spamming the shitty seiun sky with 800 power
>>566429937shut the fuck up you disgusting piggy tranny no one likes yougo and pub stomp random lobbies not our comfy chill casual ones you disfigured loser
>>566429937Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it? Nor are basic social cues.
>>566429964make a room and I'm gonna join this time!!!
>>566430309You speak for yourself When I create rooms I want those piggy ass Fronts to join so I can have an actual feel of the A finals
>>566430309>>566430312I haven't joined a single room today so whatever melty you're having is not related to me. I want to race against strong umas in lobbies, not seething shitters.
>>566430976I haven't joined one of these in a while.
>>566430976uh oh melty bacon
>>566429119Midrace skills are good for any running style. They're especially important for fronts and to a lesser extent paces because the acceleration skills they need to proc have strict positional requirements, eg: Angling and Scheming only works in first.