Previous: >>566404423>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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Mambo!
umallo
Livin’ the Dream.
>>566430110dont say that...
>>566430045I'm not a huge fan of Ryan but her hate is overblown. We should instead rally against those with truly shit taste like Dream Journey
is stamina a meme? guides say you need 900 minimum with a gold recovery but most people i see are running 800 with radiant star and sometimes a white recovery
My Front has Front Savvy, Taking the Lead, Target in Sight, Sympathy and Dodging Danger to activate Groundwork
estrus
Uh oh shitter melty
>>566430320remember it's always 200 stam/1 gold less than the sloptuber rec
>>566430267
>woot>WOOT>W O O T
>>566430309uh oh time for melty
>>566430267making your rich trainee wear a maid outfit is simple the best
Say something nice about the protagonist of this franchise.
>>566430320Lots of guides take different levels of moods, the possibility of getting rushed, and stam debuffers into account. Rooms are basically ideal conditions because barely anyone brings neicha
uh oh piggy big upsetti lmaoooo>>566430465we out here in the 2010s with trannylocalizers making shit up
>>566430045I am a huge fan of Ryan but that is a weird and unpleasant way to draw her face...
>>566430354doto would hit her head then claim it was some kid who threw rocks at them
>nyooooo you can't be good at the game you must be a casual shitter faggot like me
>>566430483I like her chestnut racism.
https://poal.me/v7mqpwhttps://poal.me/v7mqpwhttps://poal.me/v7mqpw
>>566430572have this ryan for your troubles bwo
>Rulership is a /tg/ uma>But she's also a sore loserThis SUCKS
>>566430465>>566430537She literally speaks jibberish in japanese half the time, what do you want her to say?>"Good day, miss Palmer, this upcoming event has me in quite a state of excitement!"
https://jiggie.fun/RPHHblhttps://jiggie.fun/RPHHbl
Why did we not have Golden Week sale bundles? I am disappointed
>make one post>schizos jump on you for hours on endlmao hilarious how easy it is
ExcelUma (588536995) is recruiting trainers looking for a relaxing club without many requirements or fan quota, and those interested in Open CM and uncoventional uma builds
>>566430769Durandal sex
She's kinda cute but her alt is mad ugly
>>566430795>dicksword club
Consider the following.
>>566430769 >>566430842>>566430741For her to talk literal gibberish, except english. Instead they throw random generational youth speak together.
I doubt it'll fill but here goes nothingMajsoul Friends Room 31591(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=31591
>>566430769Stop shitting up the thread then you fucking retard
>>566430730That’s the best part, though?
>>566430769
wahey
Nobody was initially complaining about pigs. The complaint was that if you host rooms, you'll get the same pig or two camping your posts and joining every single one.
>my fronts get absolutely crushed in rooms by top speeds of other umas>My end sloppers are too far back to use red shift>my oguri never use 3 recovs with 1.1k wit WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CMWHY IS IT SO HARD TO WIN
>>566429927Brazil nuts? Is that a name for them lol?Basically, they have too much radium. Not enough to intoxicate you but you'll be slightly radioactiveOn fetuses it's different because they'll get the radium inserted in their bones so that'll be a problem. And since radium glows in the dark that'd create a glowing baby lmao
>>566431045I want someone I can play a lot of games against, Naturally I'm going to win a percentage of them and I don't want her to run back into her room to sulk instead of giving me another match.
How do you respond without sounding mad (or getting thrown 10ft in the air)
meltyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you dont even play the game lmaoo
>>5664310043/4....
>>566431138Use a runaway with your friends. Have medium S. Have firm course menace
>>566430945Why do you guys post these painfully unfunny things? Is it just to make people upset?
>>566431186cry and piss and shit my pants like the coward she thinks i am and run away
>>566430769based durandal poster
>>566431186ToT
jiggamidooda jiggamiday
>>566431243trying too hard: the post
>>566431204
>>566431284I think Sweepy would prefer boneless
>>566431176But you get to comfort her when she starts sulking
>>566431004JOIN US FOR JONGING3/4
>>566430769wish I could jump on that dog for hours on end
Why does this happen every thread and all of you seem to be okay with it?Challenge: Respond without sounding mad
elope with your trainees
>>566431448That is a pretty good argument...
>>566431475My favorite fate protag
>>566431186just eat her
>>566431515your image has the answer>>566431475im sorry? that is my knightly boardguard!?
>>566431263>>566431312>>566431579
HOLY SHIT WE FILLED
>>566431004Holy shit 2 Jong rooms in a day I must be dreaming
>oguri uses NSM>FLIES way outside to instantly guarantee she losesthis only happened like 5% of the time the last CM but happens like almost every single time in this oneis NSM/NN garbage this CM?
>>566431656Fillies?
Digitan LOVE
>>566431712low wit
>>566431186I'm not a pedophile.
Has any golshi spawn ever done anything? Wasn't there that one recently that won a g3?
>>566431626OH NOOOO Heheheh she doesn't know this turns me on even more
Is Teio a loli?
>>566431758is 1100 low? ...does wit affect NSM direction or are you just shitposting?
>>566431737Digi-sensei love!
>>566431760
>>566431881sorry it was a shitpost i dont actually know
>>566431342what do you mean
>>566431535it's your fault
>>566431538Bratty and full of herself when she wins, so it’s satisfying to beat her.Her overconfidence makes it so she ends up losing a lot.Gets sulky and needs you to console her after a loss, prime bonding time.Rulership is kind of a peak gaming partner
yea okay u get the win*joins room with 3 full debuffers*what im testing my debuffers gwo
>>566432093i don't get 3 debuff teamsyou lose, and the other person wins anyway, what exactly did you grief?
>>566432081Touch the cow
why are people angry about sweep and angry about rooms
>>566432187it's a meme. no one actually runs triple debuff
>>566431515I am never upset. I enjoy the artwork and engage in shitposting. I’m having fun
where are the shitter cm rooms anon was crying about??
>>566432161sex with this american>>566432214mooo>>566432228SWEEP IS TAKING OUR JAWBS
>>566432239I do, but one of them only has a gold debuff and other than that is a good ace
Its funny how these faggots that complain never post their carat reserves or their plats or their stables
alright give me the room host blacklist
WHY DOES THIS WORTHLESS FAGGOT RACE NEVER HAVE A FUCKING RIVAL?
There's a blacklist?
>>566432357>schizos never post images>never post anything game related>always bitch about everything and everyone>NEVER post their accounts
Last Thread
I know she ain't no Loli but.... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TTvTT
>>566430045UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY
alright give me the cocklist
>>566432554Its almost like none of these faggots play the game
>>566432590is it need sex or need skills.....I need both I think
>>566432357This -> >>566432554Always ask for proof, and if they make ANY excuse, ignore
>>566432239I suspect triple dominator hybrid would actually work pretty well, just not as good as 2 plus an ace. >>566432357I complain about things and post my reserves.
Is grinding for medium/long S really fun and engaging?It really does feel like the proper way to play the game is just chain abandon runs until it happens on the first inspiration. Does that ever change in JP?
>>566432381VThat's about it
always give me the tits list
>>566432590>cheerleader flowergood shit
>>566432662what if they start stealing images >>566432667yes it is easier but you abandon runs for fast learner instead
>>566432667in JP you have more affinity ie higher chance to proc s distance
>>566432615if she's not a loli just turn her into a loli, duh
>>566432357>>566432554Schizo melty
Uh oh melty
>>566432759They're too retarded to properly steal images, that's why they always make excuses
So fucking whiny lmao bricked bitch
piggy samefagging again how SAD LMAO
wooooooooooo its be ur boogeyman i don't play the game woooooooooooo
Tuna melty
Imagine if someone asked the JP uma poster for proof that they actually play the game
>>566432858>>566432871>>566432946>>566432991See this is a classic falseflag I'll make it easy for you so stop engaging
>>566432995digitan sex
Pathetic
>>566431712Okay seriously it is genuinely happening over and overI'm genuinely considering remaking without NSM, I dunno if it's something about this course. she was right behind the fronts before late-race and basically bricked herself
>See homework assignment from brown person>Fall for it>Get my account doxedWish I was doxed by my bro
>>566432757conceptualize the aroma
What even is this schizophrenic fucking argument now
uh OH
>>566433102Wish I could kill pic related and all its poster, then hang out with my bro
>>566432995>umaroller>digiwhoreTypical
>>566433035He has thoughMany times, and then the schizo starts crying like a bitch because because he's posting jp on the global thread
Are these people arguing with ghosts or are my filters only filtering half the schizos?
>>566433168Does it matter how it started? It always ends the same way /thread turning to shit)
>>566433192Oh no no no no
She ran the Arima Kinen THREE TIMES and placed third each time!???
>>566433197>Not even collecting the conversations for archive pointsBrutal.
>>566433168Shitters crying because their 3LB kitasan is no longer enough to compete in the game and then buhis crying because the average person doesn't like getting raped by a full MLB deck. Just whining from both sides.
>>566433292she isnt worth the time
>>566432759I'm unironically considering only making full runs if by the beginning of classic summer I either get distance S or fast learnerAt the very least that'll save me some time
>>566433216Its the one passive aggressive thing where they respond to eachother without quoting the post, real petty bullshit
>>566433216Both
>>566433363ouch
What if we went back to posting breasts. Would that calm everyone down?
DON'T SHAY THAT....
>>566433318>3lb kitabro this was like a month 3 argument, even giga-poors have MLB kita/finemo by nowThat being said ultra-povertyfags can still shit out SS umas with how this mode works
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>566433432Okay
>>566432667yes, in JP aptitudes are easier to get so you only need to reset until you get fast learner
>>566433473>MLB Kita >MLB Finemo
>>566433515the rings...
>>566433429oof.>>566433432i wish it was that easy
>>566433473Yeah I know that, but the fucking shitters stirring shit up melting down about """"""buhis"""""" clearly don't know they can make an SS uma or go to open league.
Dealt in to dealer haneman because I was posting boobies
>>566433557Yes, if the f2p was lucky as fuck they could also have creek too.
>>566433473Yeah no shit you fucking brain dead retard because he obviously wasn't portraying the discussion in good faith.
>>566433473>even giga-poors have MLB finemo by now
>>566433432I'm game, but that wouldn't help because the guy doing it is a confirmed faggot
>>566433473Fine has only had one banner, the giga-poors do not have MLB.
>>566433473povertyfags/shitters have Open League. I dunno why they complain about whales when they have a gamemode that gives almost as many gibs and is poorfag friendly
>>566433432No this is the scheduled schizo hours. Even when NTRfaggo is not here. Enjoy it
>>566431940Why did she do this?
>>566433625Paypig defense force is working overtime i see
mares are too powerful
>>566433667
>use parents that give aptitude sparks to guarantee mile A at the cost of blue sparks>struggle in career>change parents so that i have 18* overall in stats but only mile B>only race i have to clock in the junior year is the medium G3this game is a meme and nothing makes sense
If you’re new, then obviously your deck is going to be weaker then someone who has played a long time
HOST A ROOM
Remember when some anons were convinced NOT TO PULL on the second Kita banner or the first Finemo banner?Yeah I don't feel any pity for those retards
>>566433473>even giga-poors have MLB kita/finemo by nowYou niggers told EVERYONE FM was a gaslight
Piggy meltyPiggly wiggly upset not everyone likes it when he snipes every practice room that gets hostedSad widdle piggy!
>>566433816bro we are >>566431004
>>566433432I agree
>>566433864no, anons told you over and over to do it, sloptubers told you to do itthe ONLY person who told you to wait was that stupid japanese youtuber
Press the button when the Flash avatartranny posts, we will get rid of yet another avatarfaggot if you do
>>566433883Imagine anon impotently seething and crying in his parents basement about people knowing how to play the game
>>566433676>Everyone says to save your carats for Finemotion>Use your crystal and selectors on fine motion>Still don't have MLB FinemotionAt that point it's your fault.
>>566433785wow almost as if you're having to pick between the potential being higher or enjoying more consistent runs.
DONT CALL BE PIGGY OR ILL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR LOBBIES WHILE SAMEFAG SCREAMING IN THE THREAD
>>566433473yup, based
>>566433883Oh no big piggy melty *cries while training Ug umas while drowning my sadness in pinot noit* how will i ever recover *spend another 1000 bucks* it's so over for me
Yae
Imagine if only people who won plat could post.
>>566433741This is the life
>>566433678I used to compete in Open and it's a fucking nightmare unless you have clinical, non-verbal autism and build literal perfect umas. I don't have it saved, but there was a 81-0 Super Creek in open Pisces. You're better off running with the whales and scraping your way into B Finals despite the resource imbalance with whales and rich f2ps.
>>566433864You should be listening to VF and he told you to MLB her. People here literally listen to a sub 90 IQ Jap retard that can barely even speak English. Why would you ever listen to them?
How come people say xmas oguri is bricked this CM?Can't she just use this as backup?
unc is really bragging about spending 1k on a gacha game :skull:
>(YOU) are a tranny, (YOU) are a tranny, EVERYONE IS A AVATAR TRANNY!!!
falco@VF
>>566434194Yeppers
>>566434125no
I miss Teiposter (original)...
>>566434125no Cuteki
>I'm not allowed to do lewd things to the horse>But they get to do lewd things to me.This sounds a little unfair.
>>566433864witGOD told you to do it, why didn't you listen to him?
>>566433676>>566433473>>566433995The gigapoors were told that FM/KP was a dogshit banner (it wasn't) because if they rolled they would get MLB KP (somehow bad) and that they should wait for Maru/FM for, I dunno, 2 CMs before Ramonu releases.Unfortunately for the poorfags the (((elites))) will move the goalposts to some other card at which point you're that one fag that's planning on never pulling and hoarding 2m carats after playing with a poverty account for 7 years
>>566434219Yes, because I can. Cry about it
>>566434193>sub 90 IQ Jap retard that can barely even speak EnglishI thought he was Singaporen or something, I've never watched him
>>566434346I miss Dotoposter (original)I miss Agnesposter (original)I don't miss GoldShitposter (original)
>You should be listening to VF
>witGOD has been saying that Fine Motion is a must have and to reroll for her and to roll for her in any of her reruns since global released >suddenly it's his fault that retards didn't listenimpressive how bad this general got in the last 300 posts
>>566434023You think he realized something was wrong, like he was getting taken to the meat grinder or something
>>566434316Why not?
>>566434351It's not a matter of what's allowed, it's just the law of the jungle
Holy fucking crying dude
NICE GENERAL RETARDS
>>566434383Must be this guy having a melty
>>566434482he said to skip and wait for the FM/maruzen banner, literally everything in your post is made up
>>5664342191k is chump change
>>566434547Thank you, it was freshly murdered!
>>566430704I don't know we had so many volcels in chat
Why do you have extensive screenshots of random discord servers and why should I read all of that
No need to fight guysWhat did you guys did for fun today?
>>566434590you can go and watch her first video on global and see that it's exactly what he said, and that banner is objectively better than the one with Kawakami
>>566434595>paypigs actually believe this.
>>566434731shut up brownavatarfaggot no one cares for this jp only uma fuck off
>>>her first video
>>566434694I did 10 failed MANT runswait, you said for fun?
>>566434646*didn't
>>566434731Kris SEX
>>566434694Fuck you man.
>>566434492edging her till fucking grand live
>>566433995That's assuming they didn't need any of those resources to MLB Kitasan or Creek, which last longer and are more important, and at that point they don't qualify as giga-poor anymore. I have my big 3, but a lot of people are still missing Creek or Fine.
>>566434842
>>566434646http://poal.me/33q76i
>>566433667Fuji Kisexy
the more umas come out the more I have to randomly see people with inherited uniques and go "what the fuck is that move"
>>566434731I want to racemix
>he doesn't have enough money to have 1k to spare on his hobbiesPoors are funny. They'll actually try to convince you having more money is a bad thing
>>566434901That sounds gay
>>566434646Real women are gross
>>566434938AAAIIIIEEEEE BUHI
>>566434958>>566433667>supposed titty-uma>in-game acts like maximum lesbianbaitgirl needs to make up her mind
What world do these people want is my thing? I don't get it>NOOOOOOOOOO EVERY ROOM MUST BE SHIT AND THE UMAS MUST BE POORLY MADE OTHERWISE I CANT COMPETEYou can have competitive rooms against the strongest which will include stronger decks or you can just not join rooms.
>>566434964
>>566435013Stop posting this umaIt makes me sad that she will never be real
when do pace chasers become good
>>566435131>What world do these people want is my thingThat's your thing? Kinda sad, really
Races start in around 3 hoursNHK Mile Cup starts in around 9 hours
>>566435131That’s what this is about? Joining rooms is bullshit anyway lmaoYour number 1 priority is to get to A finals every CM. That’s it. Rooms have no mm so it has a huge disparity
>>566430704>go to poal>see Discussion is open>instinctively start copy/pasting my dox txt file>realize this isn't /vt/I wish that board didn't die man, I miss it
>>566435212if you think pace is bad then you are awful at the game
bro how do yall niggas even roll on umabanners???i just need maya nishino and sweepy (soon) and my roster is literally set for till EoS>BROOOOOO I LIKE EVERY UMAS BROOOOOOOOOOwell don't you clearly don't nigga
>>566434974If you have spent that 1k on bitcoin in 2009, you would have over a billion dollars now. Checkmate dumbo
>>566430704where is the whale wife
>>566435219>>566435209and they say the perfect woman doesnt exist, then someone posts BRO
>>566435321i'm not an xoguri hog
>>566435303The melty is some faggot complaining that every room was a buhi room now with 4+ MLB SSRs, then it spiraled into a tantrum as absolute fucking shitters that don't play the game took it as an excuse to cry.
>Huh, it's kinda annoying when the same pig joins every single room back to back to back to back to back>OH SO YOU JUST WANT EVERY SINGLE ROOM TO BE SHIT LRN2PLAY SCRUB LMAO
>>566435350Smart Urara should I invest in nfts? They'll come around again some day right?
>>566435313what happened to /vt/
>>566435212literally right now?>b-but my shitter pace chaser like satono diamond or whateverevery racer type has shitters
BRO IS LITERALLY SAKI DOING RINSHAN KAIHOU
>>566435459You don't even play the game
>>566435335some people have more diverse taste than simply>child
it was mei was controlling the thread's narratives
>>566435459Post plats
>>566435558pedos are /v/troons and can be safely ignored or killed on sight
>>566435313I can smell curry through the screen
>>566435459Go host on /vm/. Lot's of shitters and poors there
>>566435459Make your own room and specify that it's for poorfags and no SS+ is allowedEasy solution isn't it?
>>566434383You're unlikely to MLB a support in one spark, especially on a two card banner, but for some reason Kawakami's card got way more hate than El Condor Pasa or Tazuna did on the previous big 3 banners. She was honestly a fine (haha) pickup considering she's a speed SSR with 10 RB. The actual Fine Motion gaslight is rolling for her on the rerun given how close it is to Romanu. Like this asshole >>566434701>>566435212XOguri is the only pace chaser that will ever be good.
>>566435450>The melty is some faggot complaining that every room was a buhi room now with 4+ MLB SSRs>Don't wanna sound like im bitching but yeah it's insane how all rooms are just buhis with 4+ SSRs....you call that a melty?
>>566435407That's the wife that steals your credit card
You know that you can put a cap on the ranks allowed in a room right
bwo what the hell
>>566435531
>>566435650NTA but didn't you see him sperg out after,
>>566435524who are the good pace chasers right now besides xoguri
>>566435558i mean how many favorite umas can you even havei think 3 is topsokay maybe 5 for a full TT team
>>566435721That doesn't fit the narrative of the whining faggots, they don't host rooms in the first place.
>>566435560>it was me, opera!>i was the one who told the director that the academy didn't have enough trees so she would plant them all over the place, blocking the sunlight from the usual spot that you love to pose for, depriving you of your precious twilight sunlight!>YOUR PERFECT GOLDEN HOUR HAS BEEN RUINED, AND IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
>>566435212BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE PACE CHASERS SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADTHEY'VE ONLY BEEN META IN TAURUS, LEO, VIRGO, SCORPIO, SAGITTARIUS, CAPRICORN, AQUARIUS, AND ARIES BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S THE WORST STYLE IN THE GAME JUST DON'T LOOK AT LATE
>>566435484after the hack it was revealed that the mods made that board as bad as possible on purpose because they hate vtubers so the people who actually liked them made their own altchan called holotower, only schizos addicted to drama and numbers remained which killed any vtuber discussion in the entire site. it was always a containment board so nothing of value was lost.
Should I go for it? Or do I race? I don't have enough shop coins for a golden hammer I need to have one for each of the last 3 races...
>>566435776how can a man survive this?
>>566435752pasa in low front metas
>>566435727the style switcher
>>566435469Invest in Pokemon cards
>>566435616>>566435619>>566435721Are you intentionally missing the point? Am I being trolled right now? Are you going to die if you join, like, every three rooms or something?
Is Medium S ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY?Can I hope to at least get into A if my Late surger doesn't have S, but has good stats, red shift + both mejiro skills?
>>566435774I have 4 clear favorites. 5 if you count the one that's >literally me, but I have low self-worth, so that's not the same as being a favorite.
>>566435639>You're unlikely to MLB a support in one spark, especially on a two card bannerWhether it's a single or dual SSR banner is irrelevant as in both cases, featured SSRs get the same rate. You're only less likely to get random cards.As for MLBing a starter card, we've had 2 or 3 vouchers.>XOguri is the only pace chaser that will ever be good.grudge posting you when my daughter releases
Jong bros I need like 15 minutes to make foodis that fine?
>>566435878where do you see the hacks
Dawn ofThe Final Day-24 Hours Remain-
>>566435896if you're not getting an epithet, that training is worth far now than an extra 6 to every stat
>>566435896do yo have a med S to guarantee a usable ace?
>>566436069np bwo
>basic blonde bitch faggot gets blacklisted from rooms>melty about rooms the following daynyoooooticing
>>566435616>Go in>UG umasEvery fucking time, literally no one is f2p anymore.
>>566435973If you want to, join a roomIf you can't, make your ownStop being a disingenuous bitch just because you were outed as a schizo that doesn't even play and only complains for a first world teenage girl problem
>>566431004Total hat domination, fear the chaos maxing.
>>566435752i know people like to meme on witgod but daiwa pace is actually pretty decent this CMpasa is good in basically all mile/sprints
i haven't seen a good summer in weeks
cm13 room?
>>566435752El, Nishino Flower, Daiwa, normal Oguri, Fine Motion (be careful with her wedding alt), Bakushin, etc. just the first ones I could think of>t-they're better as [insert abhorrent build that will never win anything like end Oguri here]no they aren't
>>566435834>CAPRICORNGaslight. That was a late surger CM.>>566436056>grudge posting you when my daughter releasesYour terms are acceptable.
>>566436145>UG umas>Not F2PBruh
>>566436009any speed green oo plus gold firm conditions is poor mans S
>>566436009I've lost longslop finals to some dist A nigger that achieved his win condition as a frontrunner while I didn't due to missing two major skills.You can make it to A finals with Dist A specially if you not only cap speed but also get greens.
>NTRfag is not here>Schizo still derails the thread>You engage him anywayI can almost tell who is the problem here, hmmmm....
>>566436110I can get an extra 20 stats from the epithet + homestretch haste>>566436112yes, this run has pretty much everything, tail held high, ground work and fast learner which is why I'm scared of fucking up
>>5664357743 is the ideal for CM oshi gaming, although always using the same umas may be challenging especially if their styles are too diverse
JONG ROOM DIEDmaybe we can do one later again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9KGOfF5g-Yim the sweepyschizo so throwing a melty is in-character for me
>>566436230>recover my account to pull for leafatits or shinothighs>got kirito'dI fucking hate this fucking game so much it's unrealGratz one day I might join once I learn how to play again
>>566435776kinda crazy how many lewds ramonu has when ramonu herself has such an unattractive non-sexual personality
why not just a simple rope subsidy
>>566436148Uh hello?? Is anyone home??? Is this a bot that I'm talking to I'm going fucking insane it's like you're posting without even reading why the fuck would I care about the same whales camping every room if I didn't join rooms or host rooms MAKE YOUR REPLIES MAKE SENSE
>>566436230Thanks for hosting, I've been missing the rooms a lot lately.
>>566436009should be fine but you WILL lose to an identical build with medium S and you WILL seethe
>>566436289HMm maybe we should kick out the schizos?
>>566436346dw I was pulling for gintama characters and got everyone but gintoki
What happened to the NTRfaggot anyway did he get perma'd
RETARDGOD herewhy did they removed the early Haru Urara's slutty, but bratty manga all entirely?
>>566431004Results (again)Didnt realize the names were visible in the background, silly me.... Not that anyone cares about majsoul accounts but etiquette ya knowThanks again to the anons who joined! It was fun
is she good?
>>566436307well i'd rather>overshoot speedthan>get hit with average luck and have 1 speed rainbow in 3 turns
>>566436307You need about 70 more speed before the TS and guaranteed events cap you. I think you can manage during the last 3 training weeks.
>>566436009distance S scales with course lengthit is mandatory on long, you will lose without itit is VERY helpful on medium, you can win without it but unlikelyit is nice on mile, it can help you win but it's not essentialit is a non-factor on sprint, turf/style S is better
Good evening
>>566436289>>NTRfag is not hereproof?
>>566436346That's fine but I specifically went sakura route and still got the fucking male it's so fucking unfair
>>566430127Sorry, had to go attend to some business. Fronts generally only require 1, MAYBE 2 late race skills as their main strat is spamming mid race to get way ahead of everyone else. Pace is somewhat similar, albiet I don't run pacers too often; often times for them you just build them like a front in the event there's a front light CM. Back liners still need mid race, but benefit from 2-3 late race skills. Just don't go too heavy in one direction for back liners.
>>566436272Not really when the alternative is having all of that plus medium S
>>566436563he doesn't avatarfag anymore because everyone ignores his posts, so he's just a regular schizo now. not even his OPs are used if he makes one lmao
>>566436725can't not get fucked over in this economy
>>566436604she's a runaway uma that is worse than suzuka in every way (like her girlfriend helios)
>>566436374She's a dominating and cold ice queen, which is a huge turn for me (and obviously a bunch of other sickos out there), but def isn't for everyone. Interested to see how they translate her story (hope they dont fuck with it too much/remove the romantic undertones)
i haven't seen a good thread in weeks
>>566436769I love Meno so much.
>>566436563He's banned but not gone. Probably waiting out a three day.
>>5664366042nd worst mejiro after Ryan of course
>>566436641wtf i love bakushin now
>>566436604oonige for longs with recovery baked into her unique, pretty goodgets gold tail held high which is pretty funotherwise not amazing inherent skills so you will suffer the usual pain of kitting out a front runnersuzuka will generally perform better but she's not unusable if you like her
>>566436850ice queen can be hot if the uma herself directs it at (You)ramonu is more of just a race autist, she's barely an ice queen, she just... wants to race, thats it
>>566436702Noted. Mostly mid-race for fr and pc, and mostly late for ls and ec, thanks anon
>>566436604>(((Mant)))>longslop oonige
>>566436604If you want a runaway she's one of your two options, which is not nothing.
>>566436604to be honest...not really, but i don't careshe's a runaway for long, just think about that
>>566436563Basic Blonde Bitch posts get ignored or deleted so he doesn't spam them as much and posts other unpopular umas from the shitty film instead
>>566436289>NTRfag is not here>JP spamming is twice as hardNyooooticing
more like mejiro face-palmer oh no no no no
>>566437015we're not getting any more long CMs during MANT anyways, right?
>>566436841Why are these two such BLATANT dev favorites? Not even oguri cap gets as much dev love as them
>>566436868Ace love
>>566436980idk I got a bit of a different vibe from some of the dialogue anons were posting. I'm by no means an expert though and I dont want to read butchered ai translated shit on umareader.
>>566436965>otherwise not amazing inherent skills so you will suffer the usual pain of kitting out a front runnerand it will get worse when gacha bobo releases, because palmer's card becomes the TTL brick>>566436965>gets gold tail held high which is pretty funthat's tail ninesee ya later is gold PTO, which is cool, but everyone gets it during GL from light hello anyway
>>566437127IIRC there's one right around the end.
I cannot stop gooning to umas...
my commission is done! :)
>>566436604>>566436939>mile FOHNONONONONO
she is a whore who needs to go to church
>>566437215
didn't bother with medium Sdidn't bother with mutated shit like end Digitandidn't bother with triple front or rabbit tactics like in last CMjust did a few runs to get an uma with 1200/800+/1000+/x/1000+ and good skills medium CMs are cancer, doesn't matter how much effort you put there's always a faggot or two with two dominators who know they're not going to win so they make the event miserable for everyone else
>>566437283Then continue
>>566437357>Slop Didn't read
>>566437341
>>566436604Good for making my chinpo the OOOchinpo
>>566437215Ace love.
>>566437127correct, next longslop is actually quite a long time form nowNext long is CM TWENTY (20) which is arima kinen anyway which is barely a longstamina cards are a meme
>>566437329oh someone commissioned that jp artist on skeb, cool
despite being on the same bannerwhich wedding alt objectively came out first?this is extremely important in my decision to push the one true wife narrative.
>>5664373292/2shes extra adorable in this style
>>566436659Wool could double as a tea strainer
>>566437329 >>566437364cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>566437329>>566437514cute ryan, nice comm anon
Signing off with one final titty post, good night /uma/. May you all be in bed when I wake up
>>566437341I'm sorry, I just cannot deal with quality that low. Whoever drew that is worse than any AI tool I've ever seen and the moldy looking shadows (?) on her butt and feet look disgusting. If that's your art then sign up for Grok Premium or something.
>>566436604>Fuku/RiceWho is rolling on this
>>566437329>>566437514ryan cutie patootie LOVE
>>566437081so you're the mentally ill schizo that always whines about non-global released honses huh
>>566437469>spoilerSo far the only knowledge I got from this game is that>lmao guts cards are a mem>lmao pow cards are mostly useless>stamina cards are only good for races that come around twice a year so most of the time they're useless>most wit cards are bad>speed cards are good BUT only a handfulIt's a good thing we have the jp knowledge otherwise we'd be fucked pulling for slop, like they did throne
>>566437503In the scenario story Maya finished the race first, but double backed to help Bouno (or was it Kawakami?) finish. Because of the technically Air Groove got the wife mode first (or maybe she also lost due to some reason, I barely remember).
>>566437503air groove, so you should drop that narrative because no one wants to marry her
post your digitans so i can steal your tech
>>566437730>>566437741NOOOOOOO MY NARRATIVE...
>>566437469at least arima kinen is the optimal (shortest) longslop for palmer and she will be the counter to blaze brian
>>566437698melty for u
>>566437718throne is hilariously broken but its kind of funny that the only CM we get in MANT when it releases is a sprint which are a huge meme regardlesslike grats thanks to throne you made your first UG uma, oh shit it lost anyway to a S+ uma since sprints are a clusterfuck
>>566437910you're still not getting that divegrass team
>>566436620>>566436624I pussied out and clicked speed, didn't get any rainbow speed trainings after that so I can live with the decision
uh oh more melty
>>566437741don't shay that...
Patty melty
>>566437718it's the early game "balance" (or lack thereof)in the future, stamina in particular will become a lot more important, so you'd better have your own creek because you'll be using her all the timeeventually power creep will be so much that you can hit every stat target with one card of each type
>>566437980>>566437718isn't throne so hilariously overpowered that MANT umas were considered arguably better than grand live umas for a little bit?you can basically cap 3-4 stats with it since you can cap wit effortlessly
Protip: If you see a word suddenly being used a little too much on a thread, it's the schizo who learned a new word
>>566438079gz
>yada deleted
>>566436336oh cool there's a youtube source
>>566438205
>>566438079Deck and sparks.
>>566437329Cute, thanks for sharing.
>>566438205I wish they released it early
>he can't stop meltying
Protip: kys
>>566438168>>566438128bros...the melty...
>>566437741>wantsShe forcibly becomes your wife by the end of her career story. Sorry TOOTS!
>>566430769durandal pregnant
>>566437718also there is only 1 good stamina card in the whole game and it's useless unless it's MLB
>>566437747Imagine being a security guard at tracenEasiest job everJust let the umas do whatever they want and in no way shape or form attempt to stop them for personal safety reasons
going to save up 3 days worth of semen for palmer. I've had to spark for the last 3 umas I pulled for so if I don't get palmer in less then 100 rolls I'm uninstalling
>>566437980I don't get it though, how can the card be instantly useless in GL? It's not like it's good in mant because it has 1 billion race bonus it actually gives you a shit ton of stats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruZCmCKHU5U
>>566438205It would've been great if it's use lasted longer but on the other hand it's a huge mistake of a card all around
>>566438426post pregnant ikuno
>>56643831616* power sparks and 10* med sparks
>>566438417Fuark I want one
>and then it was GRAND>and it was also LIVE
>>566437857VIGILANTE MIGHT NOT DEAD
>>566438427there is so few longslops that you can honestly survive until sounds of ass
>>566438509wtf i hate mejiro palmer now
>>566438168>>566438417I made burgers and fries for lunch today but now I feel like getting one of these for dinner from Whataburger. Do I do it?
>>566438570Retards will see this and still melt down about """""buhis""""""""
Reminder that one retarded anon says Red Shift is overrated on fronts
>>566438449If Palmer saw your post she would be disappointed and have sex with me
>>566438491Light Hello is mandatory in GL. Not Riko mandatory, Kitasan Black level mandatory.
>>566438625>gold skill is BOFAwhen does that move get buffed? Because at the moment that card seems awful
>>566438509palmer why........
>>566436939Oh what the fuck, she's not coming tonight
>>566438669Make sure you ask for everything well done. Whataburger late at night can be disastrous or the best thing you have ever had
>>566438669FAT
>>566438205>let's see what we got he-->tons of energy recovery on dates>2 skill point bonus>spd bonus>gargantuan initial friendship>gold medium corners>so much spd and especially wit from events that i want to vomitWhat? Huh? How does this fall off? This looks like what people who call Team Sirius a good card think it is.
>>566438625if you have MLB or near MLB Creek then it's not even worth pulling for Earth, you're stuck with her until Shakur
>>566438804My orders. Palmer gets the adult, mature outfitsMaya gets the cute borderline illegal outfits
>>566438739>>566438491to add on to what that other anon just said, friend cards are mandatroy in ALL scenarios moving forward, like the scenario-specific one
>>566436939Why did they bother releasing her if she's basically unplayable in MANT?
>>566438797It's always bothered me that she deathgrips and tugs the titty like that instead of her top.
>>566439021humiliation ritual for oshi gamers
>>566438954Literally not worth taking over a pal card for the actual scenario.
>>566436939>runaway longslop mile F uma in mant
>>566439021>How come the developers had zero idea what they were doing?do you think mant killing the game was a joke?
MANT sucks Anon says the scenario after MANT sucks too Is it just like a year until uma gets good again? What if... EoS...?
>>566438079Did she hit UG? How many runs.
>>566436939yeahsee ya later LOL
>>566438954scenario-specific pal cards are must-have for the rest of the game, there just isn't room for it
>train late surger>somehow won a minimum amount of races>get good skills and med s>great statline>got ghosted by natie, marvey and yeppersFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>566431141it is a name for them lolanyway that's weird, I wonder why it is they have so much radium in them
>>566439117What if I bring BOTH?
>>566439153GL is good because light hello sex
>>566430465We love saying WOOT hereWe love L33tspeakWe love Club Penguin and Runescape
>>566439257Why are you sacrificing a real card for this
>>566439153Some JP randos in Lightbirb's discord told me that GL is good, so maybe it will. /uma/ is wrong a lot.
>>566439281
>>566439319/uma/ said MANT wouldn't be so bad
>>566439270this and also it doesn't take 50 minutes per run
>>5664387842nd annihttps://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/388725
>>566439319half of /uma/ doesn't play the game so i would not listen to them unless they post proof that they do
>>566439270consider one or both of these lights
>>566439474The one on the left looks heavy
>>566439474for me it's the cripple
>>566436939>whole point of great escapists is to get away from the pack>give her a skill that necessitates someone being behind herwhy do retards say cygames is good at game design?
>>566439306If Throne is such an absurdly broken card to the point you can basically cap with with it alone, surely there's SOME use case for bringing it over one of your usual spd or wits.
>>566439162Yeah, 37 races.
>>566439319>usual rainbow rng>color rng>song rng>you literally reset runs if you don't get good rainbows before classicAt least it doesn't last for hours I guess
*rapes you*
>>566439412Does this ever make SSR Vodka good? I could MLB it with my 2 vouchers
>>566439623Practice id pls
>>566439593>why do retards say cygames is good at game design?Nobody says this
i didn't realize the CM was coming up this quick and am only starting training aces using my 1 run a day starting now. who do i send?
>>566439549The fat from those late night izakaya sessions went straight to her tits
>>566439593they designed her poorly on purpose, as a joke
>>566439696SSR Vodka has always been good, even at 0 LBHer events give retarded amounts of power, she has a random event for Nimble Navigator, she has gargantuan specialty prio too
>>566439736Your TT squad.
>>566439396
god I hate the new uma db updateif you search for "any blue sparks" now it will ONLY look for all of ONE statlike, if you search for "any blue 9" it will only look for if a parent has 9 of all stamina/power, if a parent has 3 power 6 stam it won't include that
>>566439696they add a mechanic that buffs power as well so yes
>>566439703649810725
>>566439864I just use chrono
>>566439736it's a medium, just use the umas from your last medium
>>566439807Then why has no one used it nor talk about it for the future
>>566439593>invent a problem>fix it in the altCygames is great at accomplishing what they set out to accomplish
>>566439474 >>566439753Don't care for the cripple but HOLY FUCK do I NEED to fuck the HAG!>>566439674*rape your trainer*
>>566439885>horse drawn carriages
>>566439997she doesn't have dominator though
>>566439970When was her last banner? That's the only time I ever hear sloptubers talk about cards. She's been on the best support card lists since the game started.
sex with foreign umas
Dia is very kind, I wonder what the resort is like
>>566439232The roots from their trees reach deep inside the earth into natural metal deposits where they extract some minerals, including radium, which sometimes gets "confused" by organisms as calcium and absorb it insteadThe real problem is the selenium, which will cause you more immediate issues compared to the radiation, so if you like those, just eat around 1 a day at maximum, or around 3 if you're not ingesting more that weekFun fact: One of the negative impacts of selenium intoxication is hair loss, which is ironic because selenium is a known cure for dandruff fungus which would also cause you, among other hair related issues, to lose your hairDo you guys think Windy uses selenium shampoo? She seems like the kind who'd need it
>for the next 2years only yuri characters with yuricentric careers, yuri stories, yuri events, and yuri homescreen lines will be releasedi should just kill myself
>>566440130yeah go ahead
>>566439970Because it doesn't really go on banners and /uma/ acts like power cards are the literal devil
>>56644013041%
>>566439593pretty sure they picked her skills as references to the IRL horse's arima kinen run and not because of game mechanics
>Please spend 300$ so you can read all about my marriage to my lovely fiancee Air Shakur>I love her so much and we scissor more than the handicraft club does
report and add to your md5 blacklist
>>566440130JesasCan't believe you're still crying and shitting yourself over something so inane as divegrass months later
>>566440130>a period of time where even a f2poor can setup ultra-tryhard support cardswhat's the problem?
>>566440113HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!
>>566439970Power has been a meme stat during the only times she's been rollable. It is still pretty hard to fit into a deck, especially with the inconsistency of BofA. I managed 3LB off the Falco fan event scamcha so I was determined to make it work. I'd still say power sparks + stam cards are better.
>>566440324cccccccccccute>>566440354now you literally told him and he will change it you retarded schmuck
>>566440279why is beta Tama so sad
>gold inheritanceoh shit>no medium S>not even a Turf SI sleep>skin outbreak in three consecutive races twicemotherfucker I'M NOT EVEN RUNNING MILES HOW ARE YOU LIKE THIS CHIKEZO
>>566440354How did /uma/ break this guy?
prostitution, like currenchan suggested
>>566440489If it's anything like my last run you'll be getting a migraine very soon
>>566440279SCHOOL OUTFIT 5SOME SEXRACING OUTFIT 5SOME SEXPROTOTYPE 5SOME SEXIDOL 5SOME SEXCASUAL 5SOME SEXANIME 5SOME SEXFESTIVE ALT 5SOME SEXUNRELEASED 3SOME SEXNONEXISTANT 3SOME SEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>It's another episode of 200pulls for a dyke that is allergic to cock
>>566440130>the literal unstoppable god of dirt that makes xog look like a joke and stays that way for MULTIPLE YEARS>the worst career grind in all of uma musume historyDo I just accept I'll never win dirts?
>>566440496https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/really%20love%20stego/page/1/How did /uma/ break this guy?
>>566440586no that run is over, luckily I never got a migrainetell you what I did get thougha fucking NIGHT OWL PRE-DEBUT WHAT THE FUCK
>>566439947im being kharmically punished for only making an oguri for last cm. i dont think she wins w/ her unique as her only CM this time around
>>566440486being smallbeing poorbeing small (breasted)being a gnome>>566440547sssssssex
>>566439864who tf uses this shit in 2026
Any clubs have a spot?278638194499
>>566439021>2 skills rely entirely on runaway>no runaway in mant>mile FI love fronties and dig her, but holy shit this is the absolute worst time to play her career and pull for her.
>the only time yuri is brought on is by a schizo fishing for (You)shorsefuckersall of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvGwN4rqX7w
>>566440369What does bad tranny ragebait have to do with divegrass?
>>566440496Pretty sure it's the same guy who kept posting that "now that the dust has settled". I don't know why anons keep on replying to these bait posts.
>>566440658Are you as mentally ill irl as you are here? Must suck for your parents lol
Is it wise to replace finemo with tachyon sr wit to reduce the chance of not getting the last chain of a gold?
if they never change it so your cards actually give you their skills then that might be the thing that turns me into a story reader only player
>>566440423thanks anon
>>566440787>Said the Agnes posterIRONIC!
>>566440621Tell me about Rickey. Is it true she needs 7 greens?
>>566440872Silly creatures
>>566440868if you like having 600 wit, sure
>>566440870story reading is the core gameplay the rest is gaslight
>>566440489WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! I'm so sorry Trainer! I'm trying my best ! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>566440868No, Tachyon wit is a 2 pack of ass
>>566440942nyo
>>566440774Just wait for the GSK banner
>>566440870umareader is free
>>566440942>Luck Comes to the Prepared>In the second half of the Middle Leg, your speed and acceleration will increase depending on the amount of green skills you've activatedOh shidddd
>>566440787*smooch*
>>566440870Someone said they do fix this later in like 5th anni or something
>>566440670>her only CMi meant her only accel. whoops!
thread was better when we were jonging..
>>566440868it's a valid consideration for welfare ssr but for a proper ssr the stat kill is too much
TALKING ABOUT SMALL GNOMESI want to marry, fuck, make happy and buy family lots of gifts this Uma!
>>566440104do French umas really?
>>566441087not enough that you'll notice
>>566441142Tama's tight umanko...
>>566441109consider jigging
>>566441173French are insanely slutty/horny, so yes.
>>566441297That's the dudes though
>>566441109That means at least one of the thread shitters was in your game. It's the same with jiggies.>>566441173>Does the country that banned paternity tests to protect adulterers have horny women?Nah, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
Should I roll for the wit CB?Almost all my fave umas are lates and ends but more on lates>your natie wit bwowLB2 lmao
>>566441349>he thinks women are any less horny than malesI hope you get to have sex someday
Venus Paques raping Orfevre's toreina...
>>566431953misremembered lyrics from a jimmy rebel classic: jiggerboo, niggerboo, colored coony black porch monkey, brown babooneymelon muncher, chicken bone suckerblue-black, silverback, big spear chucker
>>566441349Talking out of experience, pédé!?
>>566441441>I hope you get to have sex somedaythanks i hope i do too
>>566441441So do I :(
>>566441349women are bigger whores than men, unless we are talking about gay men
>>566441428The rape elevator...
basic blonde bitch spammer is back?
>>566441428they killed millions
we like frogs here
>>566441428the rape elevator with the HUGE FUTA COCK helios
You think Japan will win the arc in our lifetime?
>>566441417leave my jongers alone
>>566441428my girlfriend's friends are all retarded
>>566438205>isn't throne so hilariously overpowered that MANT umas were considered arguably better than grand live umas for a little bit?that's not what happened MANT runs were considered better because cygames was scared of the stat overcap so every 5 points counted as 1, (later changed to 2 equals 1) so buying gold firm condition was better than going to 1600 speed just to come out with 1250 after calculations
>>566441732Imagine just how shilled that hors would be lmao
>>566441732Maybe when they start respecting dirt
>>566441810I wanna fuck your GF and her friends
>>566441428Jordan would protect me
>>566441810
*tap tap*Testing testingIs this thing on..?*ahem*TOKYO SIXTEEN-HUNDRED METERSNHKMILE HAI80998525
>>566441647>teio>but blue, french and cuterMontjeu can’t be this cute/bratty right >>566441732There is always a chance.
>>566441428Marry then fuckFuck then killFuck then marry Palmer then fuck Palmer then marry Helios
Wei
>>566441914I don't have a team yet
what is the hardest uma to get ug on? and i mean without a guts deck
>>566441939ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER
>>566440865I'm not the one avatarfagging with an off topic whore every day, how am I the mentally ill one
>>566441439Yes. It's a good stat stick on top of Daring Strike and your ends will use it for a very long time. It's also like 90% as good starting at 1LB so a single spark guarantees a usable copy.>>566441852Is overcap from green skills unaffected?
>>566442096What I saidI want to Fuck Helios, Marry Palmer, then fuck Palmer and then Marry HeliosIn that order.
>>566442112i don't look like this
>>566442037Make one then !You have 5 borrows don't you !
>>566442112based
>>566441732that's 30+ years even for the 30+ peoplei think it's more than likely
>>566442202I see... As a fellow Helios/Palmer enjoyer, I respect that.
>>566441428>>566441681Hold the door!
>>566441439even at 1LB it's bretty gud
>>566442259nyo I deleted 4 borrow runs and got a good enough Ace on my 5th
>>566442259but I don't have 5 hours
>>566442352Fuck Flash to get kidnapped to DüsseldorfFuck Creek and ignore her forever after that
>>566441428I'm a fat chud I wouldn't fit in this elevator...
>>566442087urarashe can't even do a proper Dirt route because she has G Med
>>566442314>LateYou play stupid games you win stupid prizes.
>>566441428oh sorry didn't know it was full, gonna take the next one...
>>566442180green skills are raw stats, so if you buy gold track demon + fall runner or something you'll have 1200 + 60 + 40 speed
>>566441428"Oh shit, I'm sorry!" *unzips pants*
>>566441428envision the aroma
>>566441914ok :)
>>566442398Tommorow then!!!I will be expecting you mister>>566442426>on /uma/>doesn't have 5 hoursWhat else do you have to do??
>>566442573Does that get nerfed for being over the cap though or are green skills still good?
Obey your fake Master
>>566441173>>566441297Laurel... Chrono...
What did doto see?
>>566442180>>566442386Got LB1 at 100 rollsThanks
>>566442858she saw TWO Opera Os
>>566442858my BTC
>>566442858why do her tits look so small here
>>566438569sorry anon, I couldn't find a pic of her and the closest I could get is biwa having an ultrasound because she also has glasses
>>566442705this game barely had any game mechanics get changed or added over the years bro so don't worry, japs went crazy when it was revealed that the 1200 stat cap was getting broken and there hasn't been anything else like that since
>>566442915>he fell for the bait BROTHER
>>566442992cute
>>566442489Your period is late
>>566442986it's good Dotoonly evil Doto has big tits
>>566443034>japs went crazy when it was revealed that the 1200 stat cap was getting broken and there hasn't been anything else like that sinceIs that why it seems the game is less reliant on stats and more on skills down the line?
>>566442992>nothing for the most breeded uma marewell, thanks for trying
>>566441914The Queen of The Amazons reigns supreme Sankyu to the two torenas who joined
>>566442948
I never got to suck on a milky titty, not even as a newborn...umas for me?
>>566443182I wish I had a period so that I could coast through life on easy mode and that it was late so that I won't die alone, but neither of those will ever happen.
>>566443287is this a SSpurt track?
erm why are they trying to steal my credentials again
>>566443408Indeed it is
>>566443226pretty much. future scenarios have bigger stat caps but going from 1600 speed to 1700 is barely noticeable, so they got over this issue by making SP gain get higher and higher over time
>>566443408yeppers
>>566442948>>566443291reasons why I love kemono>>566443431>first step: dox the clubs>second step: literally steal their steam accounts
>>566443347Special Week.
You have a good set of pipes!
>>566443463>>566443485niceI'll try to train a Tamamo for it
help me
>>566443619Make sure you inherit Cheer King, that shit is broken for ends
>>566443540
>>566443357I see
>>566443676hmm I'll have to look for a parent then as I didn't roll for kinguwhat's the other parent for ends?
weird fuckass creature with weird ass eyes
>>566443716
>>566440124thank you for the dendrology lesson
>>566443801Either pump some iron/redshift for more accel, or more velocity like Divine Might or Triumphant Pulse
>>566443431is this real?
>>566443661No.
>>566443291>>566443291
>>566443801Ryan as usual Dober doesn't work this time though
gettin real tired of this shit
>>566443939>>566444005I see, good thing I did some Ryan parents this past week
>>566443949https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/f9b6f33fcaec61ed38846d59f3c13fb33cfd11c5> "dependencies": {> "steam-user": "^5.0.0"
>>566440693those are all impregnatable offenses on her part
>>566443872i look like this
>>566443978Evil Chevacchi...
>>566441006I like their songhttps://youtu.be/gIiudDdqxFI
>>566430842
>>566444156keksweepyfag is one melty away from doing something really funny
>>566444110Sometimes she just shits out 3 hints of position pilfer before debut and there's nothing you can do about it
>>566440735>>566439935>chrono has dogshit search filters and 90% of the results are horrible ura finale umas that did 7 races>uma.moe has an even smaller parent poolWhat else would you use?
beware! permanent umanko damage!
>>566444364Eeeeeeeeeeexactly. While I'd much prefer 5-7min mant runs over the 60min ones, I don't trust the steam part one fucking bit lmao.Headless client is fine and all, but not when a bot with SKETCHY history asks me for my steam log in lmao.The bot already has a "CHECK EVERY UPDATE" reputation, this makes it worske.
>>566444364I doubt he could steal credentials without anyone noticingunless the npm module gets compromised, then RIP
>>566444156So just don't update for a while?
>>566443887Honestly I don't like how this artist draws her face, she looks like a complete different Uma
kek, what a silly creatureSeiun Sky, you're going training hell
Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a...Never mind
>>566444591To be fair you should've stopped updating ages ago as the bot became worse and worse, but that's a different story. For the time being I'd wait and see how this shit show develops, it's what I'm doing at least. sub 10min runs are not worth my account imploding.>>566444580>without anyone noticingHe can't, not provided everyone got 2FA going, but that doesn't make it any less sketchy and worrisome at first.
>>566444683There is literally 0 coherent thought inside her head
f-fillies
>>566444741>sub 10min runs are not worth my account imploding.Can it actually do MANT now? The last time I tried it couldn't operate the shop window successfully.
>>566443275was surprised he drew biwa, so there's always a chance. if the guy draws ikuno or I find a pic of her anywhere else I'll post it for sure.
I don't care what any of you faggots say, I am not doing my MANT runs
Oyakodon.>>566444938MANT has been a thing in the bot for a while now, perfectly passable for fan runs (as usual). It's a slow bugger due to all the window bullshit, but it does it's job fine for dailies.Can only imagine that the headless client works a lot better due to the removal of any OCR fuckery. He just needs to throwout sweepies old calc logic, as he said he would in the readme.
>>566445048Can I have your clocks? I want to play more but I literally can't.
>>566444548
>>566445094I guess I'll give it another shot then after my ace run.
I've finally realized what's up with those idol outfits: they're all just using one of a few body bases separate from an Uma's signature racewear, all they're doing is bolting on a selected Uma's head to a body templateThat's why Shakur has white nails in Meni Shuki Shuki Rush
Spent all my clocks on junior year G3s again
>>566445048I will find you if you're not doing your dailies
>>566445094Oyakodon!
>>566445048Are you sure?
>>566445117Not until I unlock the 1000 clocks achievement.>>566445247We've known that for a long time.
>>566445187cute
>>566445362Pls forgib, I am slow
>>566445208Mind you that the version I'm running (5c7da35) is pretty old, but at least it works well enough to do what I need it do, no idea about the more recent versions, or the current frankenSTEEEin version.>>566445323My cute wife, and 2nd wife, they're so cute!
>>566445247it's why the boob sizes are slightly off for a lot of them
grrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHTHE NEXT OP BETTER BE GOOD OR IM GONNA FREAK
Of course. 40 ace runs and I only get shitty ass blue inheritance with like 5 of them giving Med sparks, do a parent run and triple aptitude while also inheriting uniques.Fuck this game.
>>566445247>Anon figures out game development
>>566445729I can't hear sounds anymore on 4chanX but they work on XT at the cost of filenames getting scrubbed
tell me a joke
>>566445275the mile races are infuriating
>>566445871Anon isn't schizophrenic, but playing pretend.
>>566445871
>>566445871parent runs
>>566445815huh, yeah just noticed the usual greasymonkey scripts i use dont work anymoreits over
>>566445871The trainer was raped
>>566445871i have 170 clocks remaining
>>566446004just ask grok to make you a patch so they work again
>>566445815XT has a setting that hiddes the filenames, some anon posted a fix some threads agoIt is a setting you have to change, but I really can't remember what it was
>>566445871https://poal.me/mq4zzmhttps://poal.me/mq4zzmhttps://poal.me/mq4zzm
>>566446030LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>566446030again?
>>566446050Dober wouldn't do this unless it's
>>566445275Have you considered just not doing that? You can lose a junior stakes race and still get the epithet. Even if you lose two it's just a +10 epithet and some coins.
>>566445815yeah they changed something so 4chanx and 4chanxt are brokenso your fix is using a new fork of xthttps://github.com/nick-s-b/4chan-xtor editing the script this linehttps://desuarchive.org/g/thread/108745775/#108747870
>>566446419I dislike losing, especially when the margin is tight
>>566446030It was inevitable
>>566446419-40 shop money is pretty bad
>>566445871uma runs into a baron the final corner
>>566446574Shut up or I'll cum into your mother or your special eyes.
>>566446030this isn't a joke#metoo
rape is not funny
Grand Live will save the game and revive the player count right?
>>566446681i dont get it
>>566446757>>566446773>>566446750>NTR and 2 fake libtard foids in quick successionCOINCEDENCE!?
>>566446790
>Early Jan Classic>Zero energy>Normal rest>Fine Motion drains 10 energy so I still can't train speedFuck you and your shitty events you English colony refugee fake ass princess
>>566446809it was calstone
>>566446030I don't want to become a father...
basic blonde bitch
>>566446935>>566446935>>566446935
>>566446574Then don't train lates.>>566446615It's not nothing, but it's far less end running than having no clock uses.
>>566446471Never works on my machine so I'll just accept forever being unable to hear soundposts
>>566446984>end runningRun endingYou mean what I know
