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Random questionMejiro Bright or Matikanefukukitaru
>>566447067
>>566447078>does absolutely fucking nothing What is he being paid for
>>566447013>>566447067dios mios desu wa>>566447102bright
>>566447102depends
>>566447167Rich umas pay him to do nothing
wahey
>>566447102Bright and it's not even close
>>566447102Fuku
Mambo!
Thoughts?
>Pussy gets posted>No one bats an eyeHmmmmmmmmmm
>>566447384prayers
>>566447102This is an attempt at luck siphoning, fukutards do not respond
Races start in around an hourNHK Mile Cup starts in around 6 hours
>>566447519Hornero let's go!!
>>566447102boobs
>>566447446Brian Umanko
>>566447102the one that has a crush on (You)
This thread will have more schizos
>>566447950
>>566447950I only become a schizo during football season
>>566447519 If you check jp OP there is a site by an anon where you can fake bet on G1s
>>566447950of the 2D kind
/uma/club has massive infighting right now, this month might be the last time /uma/ will have an S club
This thread will be bigger
>>566448036What kind of Footballer are you?
>>566447519Speaking of the NHK Mile Cup...92281516
HOLY SHIT read club chat NOW
Last Thread
>>566448289dont say that...
>>566447161Officer laisu please I'll confess just sit on my lap.
>>566448289>post sex skills
>>566448289>Post sex skills
Thanks.
>>566448289>imagine years dieSoon
>>566448275i'll join again :)
>>566448387
>>566448542stop touching my penis you weird whore
what does affinity even do
>Training end closer King Cheer for NHK CM>Borrow wit nature because I forgot the CB was released>Nature finishes her OYL chain far into senior year>Go to the skill store to buy it>Also forgot OYL is a late surger skill
>>566448785how compatible your cock is to her pussy
>>566448465Thanks nonny I'm always up for a rematch
post umas happy when trainer get dumped by a ningen
>>566448802bwo are you senile? how do you forget this many things at once
damn hagsomeday I'll get her
>>566447519If Diamond Knot wins it's a Lily Joie upscale
this thread will be more pregnant
>>566449137
>>566448917thank you for the room, bwo
>>566449151MANTBlazer has drained my brain pretty hard it seems.
>>566449137Why would trainers have GFs anyway? That's one hell of a problem, umas are also women
wagie uma in a game for neets
>>566448275The Mightiest Miler overcomes the Triple Front menace>>566449683My pleasure
>>566447161Officer, I've been a naughty torena.
>>566449980nyeheheh, my tt taiki won...
>>566449575
>>566449937>game for neetsdude this is an ojiisan game
>>566447519is the chink still streaming it?
>>566450102they should've thought about that before designing mant
>>566447519Where the fuck is all my Rudolf spawn?
>>566449907It's more efficient to be in a torena x torena relationship. The ability to share information is important. It just makes sense logically.
>>566450192it's a dog
>>566450287Gomen, we tend to fuck quite a bit.
>>566450192It is obviously a dog
>>566450405you don't need to be in a relationship to share information with other trainers, nice try Aoi
>>566450423>>566450547Correct, a basic blonde female dog to be exact
>>566449937She's the only uma with a job.
>>566448289>Creek huge imagine....
>>566450725Gold City
>>566450860onlyfans isnt a job
>He is still seething about the doxxBrother you don't have to reply to everyone who replies to him to prove it
>>566450908It creates income, a lot, more than you'll ever make being a wagie, cuck.
>>566450725That's cause she took all of them. One day she's a Barista, the next she's a Delivery Uma, and yet another day you'll find her working as a Bouncer for a local nightclub
>>566450908That's Curren though
>>566450908erm why is is taxable then
CM REGISTRATION IS FUCKING TOMORROW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
since I still haven't gotten a medium S, which chikezo do you think should go to the sandbag leagues?
>>566450725rich umas don't need a job
i got both cheerleader NN and king halo. is this CM the time to use them? there seems to be an abundance of accels
Tomorrow.
>>566450630This will never get old
>>566451028We don't have registrations anymore, Round 1 starts tomorrow
this definitely says medium S
cm14 status?
>>566450630>>566451148samefag harder schizo
>>566451246cope and sneed faggot
Is my gold clitty good enough despite losing -60 stats from one botched g1?
Nobody likes you.
>>566451246Meds
>>566451216got my 3 aces all ready
>>566451291clit slit tit pit
>>566451038Left and it isn't even close
sex with boys
>>566451581
>>566451291Seems fine. My guts maxxxed base city with worse stats puts up a good showing so you should get some wins with her superior prostitute form.
poster IDs when
Staygoldtranny spams the ever loving shit out of his ugly ass off topic pedobaifNo one says a wordOne NTR image gets posted People start infighting and derailing the threadThis thread is a joke
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>566447102pick the one that is not evil (it's Fuku if you don't know)
>>566451782I wouldn't mind the platlet tag desu, would be funny at least
>>566451291show cards and umanko
he cute
HonseFun danchou here, to the Riceanon I was talking to yesterday - hope you're able to join us today? Let me know if you'd like an invite instead if you're having trouble applying (726020150)
>>566451581remember that Cheval is easy to embarrass
>>566451291That's already pretty good
NTR being a dog is the most forced shit imaginable. nothing about her barely existent personality has any resemblance to being a dog unlike with Durandal and Kita so it feels like a desperate attempt at making her stand out among the sea of forgotten umas, which didn't work because barely anyone makes fanarts of itit's the same as when global newfags pretended Tachyon was a yandere mommy or some shit
>>566451515what I thought tooboth runs were fucking cursed as hell, the right had terrible status effects that plagued her through the entire fucking run, and those made it hard for her to win as much as she should havethe left almost got AGEMASEN'd by NTR and Ea Nasir smacked me with the curse of bad shopsas is apparent, they both failed on the Med S roulette too.
>>566451804*Cartoon chomp sound effect**Tom and Jerry scream*
>>566451802It's the TamaLove discord raid, they are known shitposters
someone tell Spe that Cesario is up to no good again
>>566451961>reminder that chevachi is easy to make cuteWe know
>>566451291Give me the deck
would combining spring spectacle with firm course menace AND medium S be enough to just win on stats like the good old days?
>>566451995didn't read but I agree
>>566452109Vista says something similar too, spe's daughters are something else
>>566452181Theoretically but you have to get favorable lobby comps or turn Chiyo into a front to win.
Doing damage control for yourself on a gacha game thread has gotta be the most pathetic thing I've seen on my time on this site
>>566451192pls tell me you're gaslightingI haven't made anything
>>566452236
>>566448223How big?
>>566451802the fact that ntrfag gets shot on site but the staygold subhuman gets to be free while also avatarfagging is fucking depressing, at least ban the more off topic poster
playing MANT is a form of psychological torture that is in direct violation of the geneva convention
>>566452305she gets it too. her unique is straight up useless but there's lots of available accels for lates this cm..
>>566448223It's really weird that everyone is going gongho about flash or dia speed running trainer marriage when this big fatfuck locks her trainer down on EPISODE 1like what the fuck
>>566452604trainers don't have rights
>>566452604Violate THIS*unzips dick*
>>566452595stegoposter just makes his ritual post and maybe a few horny posts, then mostly fucks off ntrfag tries to act like he's good at the game when the majority of his posts should have smug oguri attached instead of ntr
You should take your own advice. You are here talking about him 24/7 even when he is not here.
>>566452757
Tazuna, he's switching avatars and pretending to be someone else again!
>>566452480I love my tall wife
currently being raped by constant mood down events
>>566452831At least the ntrfag plays the game the Staygold subhuman does not
>>566453037there's five borrows just glue
>>566452902>uma cheval>doesn't get sexualized much>uma cheval 2(rulership) but with big tits>gets sexualized to high heaven?
>>566452939Me too.
>>566453038
>>566452939Big Tachyon.
>>566453082I've glued 3 other runs already
>>566453037funny way of spelling gold city
>>566453119she is the canon mindbreak uma of course there's going to be more porn of her
Why does it keep deflecting to a harmless ritualposter?
Stegoanon and NTRano are the same poster
>>566453282It's his silver bullet or something, I don't know.
Why did we trade an irrelevant jp uma avatarfag for another irrelevant jp uma avatarfag
You know, you guys could always just stop talking about it.
>>566453415Quite literally nothing else to talk about
>>566453195Golshi would rape her trainer
>>566453282>ritual posterHe posts his ugly boy throughout the day He posted his ugly boy in this very thread
Everyone shut the fuck up and answer me: why is the Statue of Liberty an Uma?
>>566453480Honestly, the ERP was better, just do that
just woke upwhat the fuck are you stupid niggers bickering about this time
>>566453415But I need to tell everyone I love MuvLuv and I hate blonde women otherwise I can't live with myself
>>566453236it keeps happeningwhatever maybe I'll get Med S again on my last run
>>566453415Then the schizo will just talk about it, and to himself about himself. You literally can't stop it without janny intervention, and he knows it.
>>566446935We might not even make it to 33k which was our previous low>>566453564NTRanon having a melty over people calling his shit trainee a basic blonde bitch
>>566453480There are infinite topics available to you. You're just dumb or purposely trying to keep the fake drama going.
>>566453567Can you stop harassing this random guy that joined your rooms and took your side?
>>566452604*playing late surgers in MANT
>marked
