# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>566088457
Sex. With sisters.
>>566450203Many are saying this
>>566450450Very kissable sisbutt
The news items in the OP should be reversed, with the most recent being on top and the older ones being on bottom.
>>566450519I decree that this will be a sistush thread>>566450543I'm the one who put two news sections in the OP, and I put the episode release on top because it is the more important of the two. I think it's important that someone who has been away from the threads/game for a year knows there is a new installment, rather than someone who has been away for 3months seeing that there's a new devlog (especially since the devlogs are pretty sparse)
>>566450789>this will be a sistush threadBut anon... ALL threads are sistush threads.
>>566450980Hardley. I went to bed a few nights ago asking for Ashley butt images to be posted, and I woke up to NONE
geez the jannies are getting so tired of this double OP baking they insta-nuke the Yosuga no Sora thread in a milisecond
>>566451374I'm callin in hits, nigga. I got mods on speed dial, nigga. I'm in bed with Hiromoot right now, he's strokin my hair and shitI RUN this shit, nigga
Is this actually representative of how Julia is like or is this just Andrew being an unreliable narrator and thinking she's boring.
>>566451928Julia is like a baby deer taking it's first steps into the world. She is full of naive optimism and an unparalleled brightness
>>566451928Julia is retarded
>>566450125
>>566452213>love>juliaDon't mind if I do!
>>566452213>big baby wants fikiAndrew in a fucking nutshell
>>566452213>worse general wanted kill hot cute renee sistersBut we we're better than that, right?
>>566453215Nah, fuck that dumb bitch Connie.
>>566453215Connie disrespected the GOAT, she has to go
>>566450125Nemlei depicted both the sibling and lovers dynamics of Andrew and Ashley so well it makes me wonder why there's never any allusion at their actual age difference. When siblings are that close in age it's never just ¨2 years¨ but ¨ akshually x years and x months, you dumbass¨.
>>566452213>ill KILLED tranny
Julia, it’s a hungryyy worldI’m gonna eat you alive, girl, yeah!Oh Julia, when my fangs sink inI’ll stitch you, but then I gotta throw you back inYou just try and sleep, even though you'll be aloneYou just close your eyes, girl, you dream of homeThe light will be off, you just keep that in mindWhen you wake in the morning, you'll have diiiieedCuz there’s always a wrong to your rightAnd there’ll always be some hussy somewhere to fightAnd God knows I’ve had some rough fuckin yearsStop going on
Everyone in this thread is now my Ashley.
>>566454821I am a moid, thougheverbeit
>>566454821We are already one
>>566454615Cute
>>566453507She looks like she fucks her son
>>566452213>folder faggotI’ll say. Fuck you mean the memes folder is like 140 images and then the xxx one is 1400+ files. The other subfolders combined are 450 files!
>>566456780She does (it’s Douglass she’s his mommy)
>>566455618Kill yourself
>>566456962Damn straight she is.
>>566457442That's not very nice
>>566452213>ashley love rape
>>566462439>translator's note: by "rape" we mean "kisses on the forehead"
It's Mother's Day, that means I'm jerking off to Renee again
have you ever wanted to add your OC in the gamehttps://files.catbox.moe/vvkhz2.mp4also ppl claiming that catbox doesnt work on their browser can eat my shoe
>>566452143>>566452207Two different interpretations
>>566465456It doesn't work for me...
>Andrew gives Renee shitty gift mugs every mothers day>Ashley used to gift her shitty drawings but stopped altogether when she gave up on her>Douglas gave her a good fucking every year
Made Ashley in some H-game cuz I have nothing better to do with my NEET time
>>566453507Rennig worked at a hotel cleaning shit while looking like a the most modest middle school teacher. This is NOT a representation of her style.
>>566465917Nope couldn't do it. Couldn't work out what eroge that is.
>>566462439Of course, she does it all the time!
>>566462439Ashley loves rapping (she's not very good at it)>>566465846Do you think Doug ever took the wheel and became the dominant one in like Father's Day or his birthday or something? I mean, he probably likes being bottom so it wouldn't really be a gift for that day, but maybe sometimes Rennee was the one having rope burns on her wrists the next day if you know what I'm saying.
furshley
>>566452213>literally ending inside honestly fuckedYeah
>>566452213>dead testicles comes stupid consequences >kids next raped
>>566465917Andrew didn't come out as good
>>566465917For an H-game, she sure could be prettier>>566467794EXTREMELY breedable
>>566467430Why, yes. I *would* still love my sister if she were fluffy.
>>566467794>>566465917Is this art style intended to be titillating?
I just jerked off and as soon as I was done, my sister hopped in the shower. So now I'm sitting here in my own cum waiting for that slow BITCH to finish taking her 60 minute shower
This is why you have a box of tissues IDIOT
>>566468682Pinch your foreskin and dispose of it in the toilet
>>566465917>>566467794Should've stopped after Ashley
>>566469456
>>566468682
>>566470872God that scene was so fucked up but in a way that gave me a boner.
>>566470872
>>566470963KEK
>>566468682Join her?
>>566470872That cg makes me feel like I need to confess. A few days ago I went to wake up my sister from a nap. Her butt was out and I took a creepshot. I've been thinking about it ever since. I feel like if I actually fap to it, I'll completely lose the last part of me that's human
>>566462219Just like YOUR FACE.>>566465917Based>>566466020It reminds me of something but I can't tell what.
>>566471658Does she have bunda
>>566471845Anon, I'm pretty sure most people have butts, sisters included.
>>566471658larp until proof is provided
>>566471926>if I call it a larp I might be able to trick anon into posting pictures of his sister's ass on the internetPlease do not upload sisterbutt photos to impress internet strangers, thanks.
>>566472064party pooper boooo
>>566472169No, I tend to poop alone. And in toilets.
>>566472064Obvious LARP
>>566471904Bunda is no mere butt. Answer the question.
>>566472541I didn't take pictures of his sister's ass, I was just stating that all sisters have butts.
>>566472064Based. Real good brothers don't post pics of their sister for other guys to jerk off to. Also doing that to someone without their permission is just shitty.
>>566472639But not all sisters got bunda.
>>566472064>>566472809That's really not convincing anyone you're not LARPing, man.
>>566472809I should have added that addendum but I didn't feel like starting a "ur le heckin' moralfag we r lejun" shitfling.
>>566473141Just make your LARP more believable next time instead.
Anon has still not answered the bunda question.
>>566473359I'm not even the retard who posted about taking pictures of his sister's ass, calm the fuck down schizo.
Probably because he knows we won't believe anything short of visual evidence.
Why have the past like 6 threads been inundated with accusations of samefaggotry? Ironically I have to suspect that this is the work of one person.
>>566473784>this is the work of one person.Every post in this thread is me, so yes.
>>566473784>Why X?>Instantly conclude X.Sorry, this is a 100+ IQ only general. You have to leave.
>>566473794I presume this is from my folder. I hope you like it anon
>>566471658These threads seem to do that to people, I'm a bit of a newfag but from what I've seen...I think my sister knows, I was messing with her and she told me to go away and play "that coffin game".
>>566474365It's not, it's from MY folder.
i wonder what happened to this poor guy right now after nina's killers still got away with it for long time
>>566474105The irony isn't lost on me, no need to get defensive.
>>566474658I like to imagine him becoming the Six Eyes cult leader and in burial he finds out Ashley killed Nina and tries to kill her, but that's a crackpot theory.
>>566474658>>566474769I hope he rapes Ashley and forces her to give birth to a new Nina
>>566469456>>566467794>>566465917I'm gonna die alone, unfulfilled and unemployed because I spend my time doing this.
>>566475131I forgot to attach the image. fuck my stupid chud life
>>566474658It's been ~15 years. He and his wife grieved for a while but eventually they moved on, had another child or two, and don't think of poor Nina very much anymore. Life goes on.
>>566475243I can see your pfp
>>566475243So can I
>>566475284k
>>566475279He's spent 15 years tracking down Nina's killer in the hope it is a woman he can rape and impregnate to rebirth Nina
>>566475243>>566475284>>566475350What I get for not double-checking my screencap IG
>>566465917lust doll plus, good choice of game
Daddy issues>Mommy issues
What was on Renee's will
She left all her stuff to Julia
>>566478740I do think it's telling that Renee didn't even know about Julia for like 5 years
I only care about Ashley and Andrew
>>566478892as you should.
>>566478740So true and they also had a surrogate mother daughter dynamic, Julia longing for someone to coddle and Renee looking for a daughter who isn't a monster. Actually hang on i'm gonna patent this idea before the fanficfags see my post
>>566469456>piu
>>566479027*Julia longing for someone to coddle her
Sisters are felines
>>566479458God DAMN look at the sisters on that sister!
>>566479458When I was at uni there was this chick who wore a fox tail buttplug on campus. I know it was a buttplug too since it was coming from under her skirt.
>>566479723>chick>her
>>566450125>edits text on album cover>doesn't bother making bowie look like andrew
>>566480413that's why it should have been the yosuga no sora thread insteadtoo bad jannies are getting such rough day now
>>566480810They really deserve a pay rise for this.
>>566480810It'd probably have worked out if you dingdongs coordinated.
>visit /fa/ for boot threads>see a coffin thread>everyone posting their fits are fucking fat or anorexicjesus christ...
>>566481890There's a coffin thread on /fa/?
>>566483020Nothing is beyond our reach.
>>566483196Except legalization sibling incest.
>>566483331>legalization sibling incestOr, in your case, a grasp of the English language.
>>566483390Thank you grammarnigger but I actually just reformatted it quickly and didn't proofread from>Except the legalization of incest.
>>566483589Please don't be upset.
>>566479027If Ashley was a normalfag, Renee would find even less things common between them.
>>566474384>I think my sister knows, I was messing with her and she told me to go away and play "that coffin game".Oh my fucking god dude lmao, I would be devastated
>>566483331The Helsinkian pagans also told Prophet Nemlei (pbuh) that her religion would never rise beyond weirdos, but we are growing increasingly powerful and you WILL see us in the UN security council. Just you wait, infidel.
>>566471275I do not recommend shower sex. It sucks for showering and sexing unless you have a massive shower room or something like that.
Di you think Andrew would have a Pyramid Head
It’s mommy make out day
Celebrate Mother's Day by making your sister into a mother.
>>566488241Based
>>566488241Celebrate Mother’s Day by including her in sisterly activities
>>566488563No, that's gross. I think I'll just stick with the sister impregnation. Thanks for the suggestion, though.
>>566488687I too, have a mother that in terms of sexuality is incredibly physically and mentally repulsive. It sucks ass because she didn’t even give me a sister at the least.
>>566489038My mom is objectively good looking considering her age, I'm just not attracted to her.
>>566489481I’d like to borrow her
I thought about it long and hard, and I think the best outcome would've been if Renee died after giving birth to Ashley.
>>566490005I love sleepleys
>>566489481We should fuck each other’s mothers (fuck each other’s moms)I’ll push in that lady, where you came out as a baby, ain’t no doubt this shit is crazyFuckin each other’s momsCuz every Mother’s Day needs a mother’s nightIf doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be rightI’m calling on you cuz I can’t do it myselfTo me you’re like a brotherSo be my motherloverThey blessed us both with the gift of lifeShe brought you in this world so ima sex her rightThis is the second best idea that we ever hadThe choice can be no other, be my mother lover
>>566490392>>566489927fags>>566490036Huggley sleeps snuggley.
ONE DAY ONLYHAGFEST 2026
no
>>566491381sign me up!
I'm a bitch, I'm a loverI'm a child, I'm a motherI'm a sinner, I'm a saintI do not feel ashamedI'm your Hell, I'm your dreamI'm nothing in betweenYou know you wouldn't want it any other waySo take me as I amThis may mean you'll have to be a stronger manRest assured that when I start to make you nervousAnd I'm going to extremes…Tomorrow I will change, and today won't mean a thing!I'm a bitch, I'm a loverI'm a child, I'm a motherI'm a sinner, I'm a saint…
Wish your sister a happy Mother's Day. "But I'm not a mother" she says. "Not yet", you tell her.
>>566486746One anon told me once that if she just got out of the shower that would be enough cleanliness and preparation. So I will split my sister's cheeks after she's just taken a shower sometime. Consensually, of course.
>>566494059enough cleanliness and preparation FOR ANAL* I am killing myself RIGHT NOW
>>566491381This is so weird... I have always found only Ashley hot in this game since I self-insert entirely as Andrew, but ever since Douglas is revealed more Renee tickles my wife fetish. It's weird because ever since the shit we had to endure with our local shotafag haggot pre-Episode 3 I've been traumatized and my brain dismissed all fanart showing hot Renee, but now I am aroused! I feel like a kid experiencing his first erection, it's so strange. I wouldn't call her hag though since I'm not a faggot and I self-insert as Douglas (except the possible pegging) and it would be weird if you called your close in age wife a hag.Of course she's not entirely my ideal wife (since she doesn't love her kids), that would've been epilogue Momshley.
>>566494658Reminder that "Good wife, bad mother" is an oxymoron
>>566494902Yeah, I know...
>>566495331Come to think of it we've never seen Douglas opening his mouth, have we? For all we know, he might be entirely toothless.
>>566494658>it would be weird if you called your close in age wife a hag.I mean i wouldn’t call her a hag either if she were realAlso thank god I wasn’t here for the shotafag I guess, I was wondering why there seems to be a bitter hatred of milfs here- thought it may just the redditor’s shitty mod but that makes sense, it’s pretty much exclusively this harsh on /calg/ and not the larger community.I also have this theory that Nemlei discovered the hottest art style because I seem to get toxoplasmosis for every main woman, and honestly I can see the appeal for Andrew and Douglass as well. I genuinely believe Renee and Ashley are the best momcest/sistercest characters and it wouldn’t shock me if for women Andrew and Douglass are the hottest brothercest/dadcest characters.Just, really an amazing art style. I wish nemleis other games looked like this
>>566495650>momcest dadcest charactersYeah kill yourself faggot, I didn't say I'm like you.
ReneeMommyWife!
Bnuuydy
We should all kiss our mothers on this glorious day
hhnnnnngggghhh goth sisters...
>>566497163>like youI didn’t say I was into dadcest or even momcest for that matter. I use those terms because people into all flavors come to tcoaal or its fandom for the cest and latch to all that applies.>>566497360Look what you fucking did drawing attention to that
>SIIIIIIIIIPPPSo, come here often?
>>566498252How am I supposed to compete with a hussy with literal child bearing hips and titties that lives at home with us? He was LITERALLY in her pussy! Oh fuck, *I* WAS LITERALLY IN HER PUSSY
>>566498539So was I... but more than once
>>566480413>>doesn't bother making bowie look like andrewI actually tried, but it looked like shit so I gave up
Mommilk
>Hi son! How are your arms? Still broken? I’m sorry, sweetie.>Is there anything I can do for you?>I know it’s hard, my grown little man… but anything you do with your arms, I can do for you too!
>>566499509The cow ain't gonna milk itself
Good morning /calg/. Woke up incredibly horny again but since it's Mother's Day, I'll dedicate my morning fap to Renee instead of Ashley
I guess the haggots can have today.>>566499816Based
>>566500382Nah. They have a whole subreddit. They don't deserve shit in here.
>>566500640>subredditGo back
IMAGINE the sex
>>566500640It's Mother's Day, I think it's fine for today.
>>566500807I agree. They should.
Hag wife = good life
>>566500851Yeah, and they can go celebrate on the their reddit page.
>>566501056Seething about it won't stop it you know.
>>566500382>plural
>>566500851>shitting up the thread with off-topic fetish nonsense is fine because uhhhhhhh
>>566501310>fetish nonsensedawg we talk about incest every day it’s not suddenly fetish nonsense when it’s about a character you don’t like
>dawgbronoid too
My fetish is healthy and on the right side of historyYour fetish is a mental illness
>>566501717nah I avoid the noid
>>566501568Based
Goddamn shotaniggers are ruining Mother’s Day Hagfest. Line up for summary castration
We've been through this.
>>566502143>Ashley, I told you to stop poating that gif>it's giving the anons seizures
>>566502001t. THE RAPED
>>566501339Why is he asian?>>566501568I didn't need 5 tera of dolphin porn but thanks I guess.
Ashley takes it up the ass
I drank too much yesterday
>>566502285Based.>>566502001Shotachads saving us from a cringe hagfest. The true heroes of /calg/.
>>566502479>Why is he asian?Andrew is spiritually Asian, Ashley is spiritually black
Look at this cat I found
>>566502612Worse, he's spiritually Chinese.
>>566502932oh mai gad
>>566502719Very cute, anon.
>>566502581Shota with hag is still hag, it just sucks
>>566503227I'm just happy to see shota Andrew, just need some loli Ashley now.
>>566501339Every time I see this I'm reminded of the "agartha is your sister's ass" anon
Posting Julia on Mother's Day because I have made her into a mother
mom groom son badson groom mom good
>>566504480I can see your point
>>566495430Sorry anon
Waheey
>>566507214>WaheeyHoly shit. This whole time, I'd been reading that as "Wahley" and I was about to ask what a Wahley was before I realized that's not what it says
When is someone gonna draw post septuplets Hagley?
>>566487930Silent Hill 2 spoilers but Andrew working with Lord Unknown reminds me of the Maria ending
Andrew if he loved Ashley
>>566504142This but Ashley instead of Julia and Andrew instead of me
Any other good incestvanias?
>>566508970I forgot everything about Silent Hill 2
>>566511480>>566508970>>566487930Unc Hill 2
Look man, I just love her. She's the right kind of crazy to me.
>>566511379Nine Sols is actually a Metroidvania game with incest and codepedent siblings though they're more so side characters.The main character does have a little sister he cherishes though and you can possibly see some incestuous potential if you squint enough
>>566467794Looks a lot better with the flannel; the turtleneck sprite is kinda ugly
Good mom.
>>566498201>because people into all flavors come to tcoaal or its fandomAnd some are unwelcome, as the the troll made quite clear.
Why is all this hag shit so visually repulsive? Is it because it's all made by Brazilians?
>>566514631I read this as uncwelcome>>566514697Because you keep feeding them attention.
>>566514631Who told you about my pussy troll??? I told Andrew not to talk about pillow pants…
>>566502285>LARPing as the shotafagI wish I hadn't mentioned him. You will NEVER be the shotafag, he was a legendary faggot. He would ERP for an entire thread NONSTOP with HIMSELF. Can you be that fucking insane? No, you can only go into the archives and post his edits from centuries ago. You will NEVER be him! He's gone...
>>566503932Hyperborea may be your sister's womb, but Agartha is your sister's asshole>*EARRAPE*https://files.catbox.moe/0gx3qx.mp4
>>566515683STOP USING PROPRIETARY CODECS YOU FAGGOT
>>566515348Can you do that? Just keep posting when no one’s replying or just flaming you? The mods won’t kill you??
>>566515348STOP TALKING TO THAT FUCKING RETARD
>>566506761That's before he had all his teeth pulled out by his wife to satiate her insane BDSM fetishes though
>>566514697>Is it because it's all made by Brazilians?jfc is this your obsession with south american detained your brain so much you have to assume every Renee x Andrew shipper is from there despite the fact anyone from around the world rather this one place is into that shit too?why cant you just simply stop letting hate boner obsession around the latter rent free your mind and go get a fucking life instead?
>>566515857Douglass, it’s time for your dick flattening
>>566515831Past this point anyone continuing to reply to the troll (or otherwise announcing that the troll has successfully annoyed them) should be assumed to be the troll himself.
>>566506761>>566495430Also here
>>566515919I've never even posted about this before, seething little 3rd worlder. But I've seen other people talk about the Brazilian's obsession with hagshit and now I know they're right.
>>566481890>>566483020you sure?>>>/fa/18694486
>>566514945Andrew, what the fuck is this bitch talking about? Will I get pussy troll aids too when we get married??
>>566514387>>566515831I hate to beat the bush, but art like this of Leyley and Renee has more soul than well, you know.
>>566516285I want to know where this Coffin thread he spoke of is.
>>566516106This post brought to you by the troll
>>566510919This but it's me instead of Andrew
>>566515738I SPECIFICALLY CHECKED THE ARCHIVES TO SEE IF ANYONE COMPLAINED LAST TIME AND NOONE HAD!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!PLUS WHEN I LINK ANYTHING OTHER THAN CATBOX PEOPLE ACT LIKE I GLOW IN THE DARK
>>566515831Meh, it had died down and I thought posting something in tribute of the Great Fag would be funny.
>>566516532It's not about catbox, it's about your video encoding! You're using h265 or some shit!
>>566516532>WHEN I LINK ANYTHING OTHER THAN CATBOX PEOPLE ACT LIKE I GLOW IN THE DARK
>>566516239>I've never even posted about this before, seething little 3rd worlder.why do you always keep fucking lying all the goddamn time?
>>566516306Ashley you already have… look, every girl’s parents put a pussy troll inside them to protect them from premarital sex, and it stays there until marriage. Otherwise it bites the dick off when attempted. It’s why I can’t have sex with Julia yet.
Would you trust this guy to reform your country's healthcare system?
>>566516532>PLUS WHEN I LINK ANYTHING OTHER THAN CATBOX PEOPLE ACT LIKE I GLOW IN THE DARK>>566516873Lel he's using h265 codec on an mp4? No wonder things don't work. 4chan doesn't support it either, but I think it does for webm
>>566516375he lied, there is no coffin thread on /fa/. tried to go to the archives but zero results either.
>>566516873Well since you're so fussy about it, I will take it as you being eager to be my tester. How is it now, huh? Does it work now??https://files.catbox.moe/nmlk4y.mp4
>>566517389based
>>566517470D-Does that mean it works..?
>>566517585Yes! Thank you
>>566517783This made me so glad I came
>>566517389cringe
>>566516957It's the truth, I've never spoken about hagshit before.Now answer the question: Why is the hagshit you post always visually repulsive? Even Juliafags post artwork that looks okay. With hags it always looks like some shit an 11 year old made in mspaint with comically off-model proportions.
Anyone got the original "Cry about it" picture from Nemelei?Or was it "stay mad" idr and can't find it
>>566518397This one has possibly been re-encoded. It cracks me up that this singular image has pissed off so many normies and they use it as evidence of Nemlei glorifying Andrew and Ashley's relationship lol
What's your preferred hangover cure?
>>566519209A bit too late but I always prevent hangovers by staying awake until I am sober; I only get hangovers if I fall asleep drunk. Best you can do now is some light exercise (unless you are female)
>>566518794I recall that image originated from a devlog before episode 2 and it was Nemlei teasing her fans of wanting more story details. Like it wasn't even in response to any "criticisms" towards her game.
Someone needs to draw this but with Ashley as the kid and Renee as the mom.(Original artist is rumpdumpler)
>>566518179>It's the truth, I've never spoken about hagshit beforeagain, lying to make yourself better wont get you faralso you're the one who always seems to have a hateboner for brazil for least 2 years or less, of course you keep mentioning this haggotry bs for a long timeprojecting will not help ur case either
>>566521908>That grammar
Reminder
>>566521908I'm not your boogeyman, but he's right. You are definitely a favela monkey.
>>566521976>>566522428>posted 4 minutes eachyou are not even trying, are you?
oh boy, here we are with this shipfaggotry cocksuckery again
>>566522613Nope. But you've earned yourself a new hater, monkeyboy. I can see why you already had haters. Should have just answered my question about your hagslop.
Im not implying anything. But I wonder if human meat is considered kosher?
>>566522964>took 4 minutes to replyi dont even need to assume you took this long time just to edit the screencap dude
>>566523386It took you 5 minutes to reply you retard. You think that means something? Low IQ schizo with your pathetic mommy issues. Go make another shitty mspaint edit of Renee with a giant lumpy ass you monkey.
>>566523386>>566523548Can you retards both shut the fuck up and post Ashley’s fat tits?
>>566523675
>>566523228Humans don't have split hooves and they don't chew their cud, so no, also for a meat to be kosher it must be slaughtered in a specific way.
>>566521908>>566521976>>566522075>>566522428>muh eslreminder that 95% of current 4chan userbase are composed of Latinos, Asians and Eastern Europeans LARPing as Angloids, like you guys are doing rnalso:
>>566523808Honestly breasts of this size need more sag than this.
>>566523885Being forced to learn (broken) English isn't an achievement given that Anglo-Saxon-Jutes are the only people who learn languages as a hobby. There are more people in America who can speak French than all of Europe, and that includes France itself since the lingua franca over there is Arabic.
>>566523885>thirdie cope about being forced to speak another people's language
Great tits
Can you fags go back to /pol/? You guys go insane over the smallest grammatical error.
>>566524717Generally speaking, I would use "slightest" in a partitive sentence, because "smallest" implies we are comparing a definite set of objects.
>>566524968My nigger, im a white man from California. Dont even start.
>>566524717People are just larping as Andrew
Would Ashley become normal if Andrew ate her out good
>>566525971No, she would become even more obsessed with Andrew.
>>566525971Ashley becoming normal is a lost cause.
When we get the rest of the game in 22 days, I hope there's more references to Andrew studying literature and more homework for Leyley. I also want there to be twice times as many puzzles, each of them having only one actual solution this time.
Jewish Ashley would be the scariest woman in existence. Like Revy from Black Lagoon, but taken up a notch. She would be highly intelligent, greedy, neurotic. She would be able to mercilessly kill men, women, and children. She would be able to summon demons with absolute ease, and she would have fat tits.
>>566528535>She would be highly intelligent, greedy, neurotic. She would be able to mercilessly kill men, women, and children. She would be able to summon demons with absolute ease, and she would have fat tits.So just Ashley except she's intelligent
>>566526923>22 daysprobably more like 22 weeks
>>56652964822 months
>>566530096Banddrew getting mobbed by groupies
Living a happy marriage with Ashley Graves in a trailer park!
Threadly reminder bratty sisters need to be corrected by having their pooper penetrated!>>566528535>>566528934This. A shame she's such an impulsive retard. Otherwise she'd be so perfect
Julian hours
>>566531269Yeah, I am imagining the way Jane plays with his soft body. He lets out his faggoty little whimper and she puts her finger on his lips, purring that good boys stay quiet
>>566518794Exactly what I needed, thanks anonI'm working on something else for now but I'll be back soon.
Happy Mother’s Day anons
>>566530861She's so trashy, truly Ashley is the perfect woman. Perfect trailer trash!
>>566525971Why would you even want her to be normal? I don't want to fix her, I want to make her worse!
>>566494059>One anon told me once that if she just got out of the shower that would be enough cleanliness and preparationThat is not the case at all. It's enough cleanliness and preparation for very shallow stuff involving the sisterly starfish, but there's more prepwork involved.
>>566530176HUSSIES INCOMMMIIIINNNGGG
>>566533348She needs to start getting trashy tattoos to match
>>566534909Tattoos literally ruin women forever.
>>566534962I know, it's awesome
>>566533348>>566534909Definitely a womb tattoo>>566535374Right?
>>566535443>womb tattooI like the idea of her getting one there, but not necessarily a womb tattoo design. Instead, she gets something like "Andy's girl" or whatever
>>566535684Why don’t you just tattoo Andy to her sole? Or just on the bottom of her boot
>>566532727Abusing Julian's bussy is Jane's favorite pastime
>>566536429You've got a friend in meYou've got a friend in meWhen the road looks rough aheadAnd you're miles and miles from your nice warm bedYou just remember what your old pal saidBoy, you've got a friend in meYeah, you've got a friend in me
>>566536672There has to be some cute Andy and Leyley x Toy Story art out there right? I bet she loved that movie
>>566536672>>566536752I wonder if the toy bunnies that Andrew bought for Ashley would become alive like TS toys but have their personalities reflect Andrew and Ashley.Oh wait their apartment burns down after episode 1 and they didn't really bring much stuff with them, nevermind. RIP the bunny plushies.
>>566537082So THAT’s why they’re in hell!
>>566535684>>566533348That'd be so nice. Would Ashley bleach or tattoo her asshole?Fuck how I want to live grumpy and miserable with Ashley in a trailer park, raising my deformed and retarded kids as we drink and drug ourselves to death!
>>566533294That's most likely six eyes hugging her. Ashley's just projecting Renee onto him because all she wanted was genuine parental affection (which is how he's going to manipulate her). I doubt Nem's has any intentions of having Renee apologize in any way, shape, or form.
>>566536429There's no point in getting a tattoo that won't be seen
>>566537954>I doubt Nem's has any intentions of having Renee apologize in any way, shape, or form.Local man would rather deny the very thing his eyes are seeing than admit that he was wrong
>>566537954I love how similar they are and probably why they hate each other.>>566537994>There's no point in getting a tattoo that won't be seenShe will show it when she's naked. If Andrew wasn't such a faggot, he would keep Ashley nude all the time.
>>566537954>he would rather see old man NTR than Ashley make peace with her mother even a little bit
SHE SHOULD SHOOT HIM IN THE DICK FOR TOUCHING HER INSTEAD!!
>>566538160It's honestly up in the air how the two siblings will resolve their greivances with their parents in later episodes. The thing with the possibility of this actually being Renee apologizing to Ashley is that that would possibly require Ashley to confront her parents for some reason and the Entity has all the reason to prevent Ashley or Andrew grow any semblance of sentimentality for any of the souls, given the entity sees the siblings as its servants. The circumstances for that to happen would need to be extraordinary, maybe Lord Unknown intervenes for it to happen, idk.Even with the way Nemlei has humanized the parents, I kind of do think, this is more likely just Ashley projecting her lack of a parent role unto Six Eyes, or a dream sequence. Like I can see a more bittersweet resolution where Andrew and Ashley don't really get to talk to their parents again or at least in Burial, but try to make due with the circumstances they were given and move on.
>>566538356I wouldn't mind if that old man was me!
>>566539096Ashley is GOING to forgive her parents. The evidence is obvious. In Ch1, she constantly tries to contact her mother. In Ch2, if you try talking to Mom as Ashley, you get blown off which really upsets Ashley. In 3A, we see Ashley keeps her parents souls around. I forget which chapter it's in, but I remember there being a scene where Ashley can interact with her parents souls in ???'s place, and Ashley seems to care about them. Ashley is desperate for some kind of validation or positive attention from her parents, it's why she told Mom about Nina. Then, Nemlei posts a cg in which Renee is apologizing while hugging Ashley, who is clearly both crying and surprised. Renee Graves will receive absolution from Ashley, take it to the bank
>>566538356>>566539153>mfw I will never get off a long shift and head to the massage parlor to receive a dispassionate handjob from Ashley in the middle of which she starts crying
>>566539767I don't disagree with that theory, but it's just like I said, the circumstances in Burial would have to be extraordinary for it to lead to that, when I think it's more likely it's just an illusion. Ashley was the one who proposed to kill her parents, so she'd need to have a really good reason to even want to talk to her mother afterwards. And the Entity has all the reason to prevent either of the siblings grow any sentimentality over the souls.
>I love trashy women that ruin themselves>I want to live a depressing life and receive handjobs from a woman who I can visibly see is at the nadir of her existence and is barely keeping it togetherThis is such an insane fetish. I don't even know how to succinctly define a fetish for the degradation of all parties involved including the self, but not in a sexy and hedonistic way, but an insanely depressing and hollow way. Nihilism fetish? Either way, you need serious help, nigga.
>>566540302As she does she will wonder why her life ended up that way, never ever realizing it was all because of a "woman moment". I mean going straight for the nuclear option in a moment of impulsiveness is such a woman thing to do I have to praise nemlei for writing such a realistic account of femoid behavior.>>566540719If you can't understand what part of this fetish is so arousing then its pointless to explain it to you anon. Its something you either get or you don't.
>>566540772Peak sister-wife
>>566540703Maybe she needs to call on her parents souls to make peace with her demons so she can defeat the literal demon Lord Unknown It’s childish but that’s how Ashley likes it right?
>>566541251You aren't actually aroused by it, you're just so deep into the depression rabbithole that the only way you can see yourself receiving physical affection is a sad handjob from somebody whose life is irreparably destroyed.
>>566541401
>>566541401You let me violate youYou let me desecrate youYou let me penetrate youYou let me complicate youI broke apart my insides(Help me) I've got no soul to sell(Help me) the only thing that works for meHelp me get away from myselfI wanna fuck you like an animalI wanna feel you from the insideI wanna fuck you like an animalMy whole existence is flawedYou get me closer to GodYou can have my isolationYou can have the hate that it bringsYou can have my absence of faithYou can have my everythingYou tear down my reason(Help me) it's your sex I can smell(Help me) you make me perfectHelp me become somebody else
>>566541401No, I may be broken though because I get off on ryona and guro so seeing a broken Ashley living a monotone and sad existence in a trailer park just gives me the greatest hard on like you can't believe how arousing it is.
>>566541896Fair enough, but can you talk about it on your discord instead of making it everyone else's problem.
>>566525971Reminder that all women need is a good dicking, or an alternative way to release their carnal animalistic side. Ashley just needs to masturbate to Andrew as he does to her to relieve herself of all the stress and she will be much better afterwards>>566526918>you will never be a normalfagOh no, that would be horrible!
>>566541730This is so fitting. I also keep thinking Nemlei should make at least one Burial ending where Andrew and Ashley manage to escape and take a boat to live in a trailer park in Alabama to live the Sawyier lifestyle and give birth to a cannibalistic inbred who covers his face with a leather mask.Either that or an end where they flee to Russia>>566541931...NO.
>>566541931>on your discord
Andrew is such a dick
The french and all east europeans need to be barred from the internet. Forever.
>>566542193>>566542389>Andrew is such a dickThe Graves are slavs confirmed!
>>566541896>seeing a broken Ashley living a monotone and sad existence in a trailer park just gives me the greatest hard on like you can't believe how arousing it is.anons,
I'm just a sadist, and the sight of Ashley's runny makeup while crying makes me rock hard
>>566542712Right, and part of your fetish is subjecting other people to it as well.
>>566530096>>566530176I couldn't find it in the archives but I like the idea from like a year ago of an AU where Andrew is the lead singer of a popular band and Ashley is her biggest fan still obsessed with him lol. I find it real cute.
>>566537190You sound like a faggot
>>566537954>That's most likely six eyes hugging her.Could be but I feel like Nemlei would absolutely not want to give any material to retards who will do non-canonical bastardizations of Our Heroes, if you know what I mean. She probably commits a hate crime every time she sees haggot stuff.
>>566539153I don't know what you say in this post since I didn't click any of the spoilers but I can take a guess so just know that you should kill yourself
>>566540719Ignore until he runs out of his usual same 10-20 fanart saved for fetishposting about the game he never played.
>>566543179Nemlei loves all her characters
>>566540772Well…Those children are certainly eating well.
>>566543585Correct, which is why she doesn't like seeing them bastardized.
>>566542712Thanks for spamming it so that I have a good reason>>566543314Lmao
>>566543585Okay that's actually funny that Nemlei drew a badly drawn drawing of Douglas to hide his first debut character portrait.
>>566543686Renee is sexy (canon)
>>566543701>so that I have a good reasonReason to what?
>>566543798I like how it actually does kinda look like him still
>>566543957It also makes a great reaction image.
>>566543179>>566543686Nemlei doesn't give a FUCK about what anyone is posting. She's not reading anyone's posts
>>566544027Nemlei reads *my* posts, maybe if you made better posts she'd read yours too.
>>566543816For Douglas (canon)
>>566544075I'm literally locked in Nemlei's basement right now and I can strain my neck in this cage to see her computer
>>566544027Is that why she just HAD to put an cringy unnecessary extra explanation into the high school convo about fucking one's mother? Or released the Olive Branch vid just at the peak of the hag mod? Noone's saying she lurks here (she does) or is aware of my posts (she is), but she definitely gets frustrated at what the "fandom" makes of her beloved gaem.
>>566544103and sexy to me (canon)
>>566544370>unnecessary extra explanationIt was very necessary, and based.
>>566544386Whatever you say Doug
>>566542389>>566542712>I'm just a sadist, and the sight of Ashley's runny makeup while crying makes me rock hardYou get me, I thought I was the only one. Her runny makeup is so hot. I also love the scene where she wants the vacuum and starts to wail and sob in Decayhttps://youtu.be/NnErqqFlt_w&t=14618
>>566544478Nah the initial version of it was based enough, she just had another woman moment and seethed all over his own writing. I mean, I'm not as annoyed as many other anons here about that but it's still lame. Haggots don't deserve that much addressing.
>>566544370Nah the first one is actually funny and cleverly written and actually makes sense in the story, it's just Nemlei rewrote it to be less subtle and less funny with the recent update. Still with how tourists treat her game to just goon to irrelevant shit to the game, I can't really blame her for having any frustration.
>>566544631>>566544656You seem to be laboring under a misapprehension: everything Nemlei does is good, and based.
Offer your sister a can of monsterhttps://x.com/i/status/2053551876033941994
>>566544656Yeah I think so too but there was really no reason to make it any less subtle, it's not like it was something you only understood by reading between the lines. Now it's just too out in the open and that's fine but I'm afraid if she continues adding lines like this every update.That's one of the things that we know for certain, Nemlei does NOT like the "incest game" title. She addressed it both in the QnA and that update, and it might be that her hatred towards the haggots also stem from her idea that they're just using her game for any old incest fetish rather than this particular incestuous ROMANCE.>>566544721Forgive me, father...
>>566545116Is there such a hero here as to pay 3$ and deliver us the uncensored version?
>>566540719>nadirWhat the fuck is with the anons ITT and using SAT words
>>566545149Make incest games, get incest game titles
>>566545438What the fuck is with the anons ITT and policing vocabulary because it's too "fancy" for them?
desu I don’t care what Nemlei thinks or wants. Finish your game but I am jorkin my penits to the characters you made so sexy and that is final
>>566545695Yeah that's why I won't stop calling my favourite game "the incest game". Yes Nemlei, it's not just an incest game. But it is, the incest game.
>>566545789I'm not policing, I'm noticing. It's odd, when most of this site is plagued by ESL garbage, to see someone use a word like "nadir" specifically in the incest adventure game thread. Shine on, Anon
Merely a coincidence, I'm sure.
>>566545979Wow I'm sure this anon has been a fan since itch.io times
>>566546158The retarded fetishposting "circle"jerk followed by "yeah it's le heckin' incest game I don't care what Nemlei thinks!" is probably unrelated and you shouldn't think about it too hard.
>>566545149I think that's unfortunately something that'll happen if you have gooners attracted to your game, some of them will bastardize the game to their fetishes and miss what the game says and has. I do think Nemlei does actually have an incest fetish, but she also wants to put her artistic work to telling a compelling story with the siblings with themes. And the ironic and tragic thing is that Coffin doesn't actually sexualize the characters that much, so it's not really like Nemlei really invited that kind of audience to begin with.
>>566546062Precious bum naked chibishley, don't cry out those pink eyes of yours...
>>566546349Twittards have this odd propensity to call everybody with a functional libido "gooners." The issue isn't horny people, the issue is secondaries, secondaries will always be like this for every piece of media that exists. Hence why Gravitards think their /co/ck and ball torture is incest-related media. Also, I don't think Nemlei has an incest fetish, I think she just finds sibling romance, well, romantic. It is, it's the most popular form of incest fiction for a fucking reason, and that reason is it's insanely compelling.
>>566545979Right? Ashley's design is simply wonderful. I want to marry the pale bitch!
>>566546675And that compelling is exactly what makes it so sexy
>>566546349>Coffin doesn't actually sexualize the characters that muchYES and that's one of the things that makes it all the more hotter for me. The modesty of this game in terms of visual pornographic appeal (despite being called a "gooner game") attracts me by itself. All the sexo is either in the lines they speak like Ashley teasing Andrew about wanting to touch her ass and Andrew teasing back by threatening to spank her, or eye candy like picrel (or naked Sleepshley in SnS after the sex), it's all so perfect.
>>566546675Nothing wrong with gooning innately, I meant the term gooning to refer to certain tourists who are only interested in jerking off to their fetishes and therefore engage with certain art shallowly.
>>566546675>I don't think Nemlei has an incest fetishShe drew Crash Bandicoot incest fanart as a kid. The cat is NOT beating the allegations.
>>566547027Or when Andrew calls Julia and forces Ashley to stand in front of him while he stares at her nipples (as stated by nem herself). It feels so taboo, hell it even has a bit of a cuckquean moment for Ashley.https://youtu.be/K9N9kGbimj0&t=245Its so wrong yet so hot at the same time
>>566547031>Nothing wrong with gooning innatelyWhat are you a whore?? Masterbation is whoredome.
>>566547027I mean I guess that's more along the lines of a romance story than something like a VN eroge, which I guess is the goal anyways because Coffin is a gothic romance story.
>>566547349Ew don't reply to me you faggot
>>566547027Best porn games ain’t even porn games ya feel me
>>566547521Just like the best romances are the ones who use romance as a way to move the plot and characters forward instead of being the main focus of the story.
>>566547352>misspellingPerfect. It's so Ashley I almost cheated on it with a floozie.
>>566547349That phone scene is not Ashley being cucked. The lines Andrew says like "leaving that poor ugly thing" are actually directed to Julia and not Ashley. And on the opposite end, "The most beautiful thing I laid my eyes on" are directed to Ashley. Notice how Andrew touches Ashley and looks dearly into her eyes, and how Ashley by the end of the phone call isn't furious at Andrew, because she understood who Andrew was talking about.
>>566547031Sorry, I have PTSD from the culture war so when I see the term "gooner" used to refer to audience members it triggers me.
>>566547858Not only that this frame looks kinda like the sex scene
>>566547858>The lines Andrew says like "leaving that poor ugly thing" are actually directed to Julia and not Ashley. And on the opposite end, "The most beautiful thing I laid my eyes on" are directed to AshleyOh I know but I love how he forces Ashley to "watch him with another woman" while at the same time making it look like he's two timing both
NemNems is a good kitty!
>>566547027>>566547521Any other good goth recommendations? I wish there were more stories like these but usually they're shitty "girl pretends to hate the chad himbo with a huge cock but actually wants him and turns out he's a rich brooding alpha with huge hands and a hidden heart of gold" made for women to schlick to. Are there any other high quality goth or dramatic romances besides Coffin and Bridge to Terabithia? And as games go I've only enjoyed White Album 2
>>566547858You think he doesn't know that? Just ignore the fag of many fetishes.
>>566548984It's obvious he only posts as long as he gets feedback that he is, in fact, being an annoying fag.
I guess one of the troubles with being in an anonymous community is that even though you are occasionally accused of being every post, you are only perceived as who you are from your newest post. This means when I say I want Renee to give me a blunt force vasectomy, I’m just the guy that wants that. They don’t know I’m also these other guys that are shitposting, discussing earnestly, posting new edits, etc.Too bad.
>>566549202>They only know me as the guy who makes bad posts because they're my most recent onesHave you considered not making dogshit posts, then?
>>566548710Built for breeding. Look at those hips and breasts.
>>566548984Eh to be honest, I can get people not picking that up immediately, because it's one of the more clever and subtly written scenes Nemlei wrote in the game. I just wanted to clarify what the scene meant.
>>566549325Yeah well for me they’re awesome posts
>>566547858Ashley does not understand who Andrew was really talking about, she's only smug at the end because she passed the test of not having a melty. Therefore it works as NTR, even though it actually isn't.
>>566549492It's one thing if you're stating a perspective on a scene like "hey actually I think Ashley meant this, and Andrew meant this" and somebody calls it bait and so on and so forth, but it's another thing entirely when you apparently take a break from making all of these alleged contributions in edits and earnest discussion to make sure everyone is intimately aware that you are aroused by despondency, degeneration, and violence, repeatedly and tediously. Same as the faggot who literally could not stop talking about clammy pale feet.Even literal scat fetishists have the good graces to keep their shit to themselves.
>>566549492To me too because Ashley is amazing just like her amazing fat tits!>>566549816Exactly. At the beginning she's pissed and that's why she calls him an asshole and tries to hang up. She only gets happy at the end when Andrew reveals it was a test and she passed and even that feels like a battered wife having to prove herself good enough to her husband.
That Ashley is too stupid to understand what Andrew is doing does not change what Andrew is doing, merely Ashley's response.
Ashley is smartley
>>566550558True.
>>566549887Okay, and again anonymous forum makes this unclear, but I’m not the only one. There’s gotta be maybe even three others. It sounds like you already have me confused with another anon even now judging by what you’re describing. I assume you’re talking about the guy that said he wants a pathetic handjob in a massage parlor and likes sadism? Not me bro.
>>566551114Yeah that'd be me. Ashley being miserable and living as trailer trash makes me giddy. I just have no idea why but I really enjoy white trailer trash girls. Imagine Ashley as a slob mother picking street fights with other trashy women and shouting slurs all day every day! She'd be my foul mouthed cute trashy wife
>>566551362Okay computer:>fat Ashley’s fighting over food
>>566551515*foodstampsftfyAlso we need more barefoot or sandal wearing Ashleys for the full trailer trash look https://youtu.be/rGxFs9eHoLA
>>566550558I still stand that if it weren't for Ashley being bold and willing to do something, her and Andrew would have been dead in the apartment. Meanwhile Andrew likely just wanted to roll over and die.
>>566551709I keep thinking its done on purpose by Nemlei. Ashley is the ego, selfish and impulsive, somewhat animalistic and childish. Andrew is the superego, obsessed with what society thinks and slow to act but very crafty and cold.They are unbalanced and that is what makes them dysfunctional, the player is probably the ego, calling the shots in the end.
>>566551709True, that's also why every route where Andrew wins ends up with him accepting death or killing himself like Andrew wins at tag or Splat!Ashley's ends meanwhile are about survival but living miserable existences like Bitch in a box and SnS
The unfortunate reality is that without secondaries this general would've died long ago
>>566552296
What couldn't Renee just be good instead of evil?
>>566552663Shitty moms go with Nemleivanias like bread and butter
>>566553029Would Reenee sell Ashley off to make a buck?
>>566553217Isn’t that what she did?
>>566553272She was kinda forced to.
>>566553217Given that Renee didn't give a shit about Ashley trying to get a job at a massage shop, probably.
>>566553339Should've sent her to the military
>>566552296If I was Nemlei I'd prefer a year or two of fandom activity where Coffin is this cult classic, over whatever the fuck the secondaries are.
Do you think Ashley had cold baths since Reenee couldn't pay for hot water?
>>566555000Silly anon, Ashley vabs instead of bathing
They look Jewish.
>>566554827I'm sure at least Kit9 enjoys the free advertisement if Nemlei herself gets annoyed by it
>>566555108Given their ease to summon demons and moral degeneracy, probably. I still would breed the fuck out of Ashley
I'm just noticing how much stars are associated with Ashley or at least with the siblings. I initially thought the stars were just Ashley's blanket on her old bed and the stars with the vision room, but I just now noticed the stars decorating the drawer in their SnS apartment.
>>566555945Based. I would too, given the opportunity.
Julia is fucking scared of Ashley to the point she hope Ashley gets crippled in the fire or dies.>>566556054Might represent Ashley's craving for the stars they couldn't get in SnS
>>566556054And bunnies. Stars and bunnies. Very cute. Makes me love her more.
>>566556467Julia is right to be afraid
>heavy themes of duality/parallels throughout entire game>ashley rapes andrew in decay>Cry About It! update changed burial sex scene door text to say "this will not end how you think it will" (referencing common fanon fantasy of sappy happy family)>Makeup youtube video has andrew getting violent with ashley over a sexual topic (jealousy of six eyes)This is now one of the easiest and most obvious predictions in gaming history, but Andrew will rape Ashley in Burial. I know he probably did in Decay as well, but that was off screen, I moreso mean in an actual dedicated scene mirroring Decay's.
>>566557770Honestly yeah, Ashley is far better than Julia in every regard. I hope she gets to kill Julia or make Andrew kill her in at least one route and define Julia's corpse.
>>566557990Andrew did not rape Ashley in decay, and he will not rape her in burial. Hope this helped.
>>566559324Uh huh
>>566559320And both of the guys have massive cock
I'm starting to think Andrew is a gooner.
>>566560132He cant be, he shares his room with his sister. There is nowhere to goon. And he has no laptop.
>>566561131Wait for Ashley to sleep and spray her face
>>566559324Makeup makes me think he will rape her. He'll be like "fine you wanna dress like a whore? Then prepare to be treated like one!"He will rape Ashley just like he did Julia
Women are COMPLETELY incomprehensible!
do you guys really want a sister situation like this or just unconditional love from a woman you can relate to
>>566563079only sisters are capable of love
>>566563408What was Renee and Douglas's love than?
>>566563079Yes.
>>566563643Spiritually Delphic
>>566563079>Woman that's related to you (sister)FTFY
>>566555108retard
>>566563643The common house hussy (Foidus Domesticus) exhibits a behavior pattern which bears a passing resemblance to "love" but is in actuality a survival mechanism to secure safety and resources. Hussies are ultimately wild animals from the streets, and similar to the latent urge to maul something for no reason at all is present in the pit bull, so to is the urge to fuck everything up for no reason and return to the streets latent in the hussy.>>566564198You should know better than to feed that idiot by this point.
>>566563079>do you guys really want a sister situation like thisI'm not delphic but I wouldn't mind if she was my sister. I just like how much of a bpdemon Ashley can be>just unconditional love from a woman you can relate toNot at all what attracts me about Ashley Graves.
>>566555081How does one get their sister to begin vabbingAsking for a friend
>>566563843Marriage is a way for two unrelated people to become siblings, after all
>>566553607
>Would you still love me if I was your mom??
>>566563079I want to fuck my sister, but purely for fetish reasons.
>>566565257You're the kind of brother that Ashley suspects Andrew is whenever he has sex with her.
>>566565436I wish I was the kind of sister that Andrew... uh... I want my sister to have sex with me. The analogy fell apart
>>566563079I don't want a situation like theirs because I'd like to communicate about my feelings, but I am romantically interested in my sister
>>566561131>>566561358Plot twist: he read a book on lucid dreaming and his “nightmares” are deliberate wet dreams of Ashley so he has a way to goon
>>566565731I mean Decay already shown Andrew having dreams about kissing his sister
>>566565169I definitely would. What I love is Ashley's bitchiness
>>566562649I don't know why, but it unironically feels jarring in the scenario if Coffin had the characters say "retarded" or any words considered slurs.
>retarded>slurget out retard
>>566573398Whatever I don't care if you use the word "retarded" I meant like tone wise in terms of what kind of words Nemlei has used, it feels kind out of place.
*blushes*
>>566574257Whatever causes Ashley to make this expression is going to be major, and if it's not from Andrew, it's going to cause a shitstorm
>>566574390If it's not from Andrew she wouldn't be making that face.
>>566565731Lucid dreaming is hard as fuck and requires a lot of spiritual work, Andrew seems like a materialistic redditor before reddit and he doesn't even bother calling the literal soul eating demon a "demon". So both of the characters are kind of odd in the way that they aren't astonished at all by the certain existence of an otherworld and its own beings and the nature of sacrifice and rituals and so on. I know Andrew had seen and been subject to it as a child and Ashley is like, well, Ashley. But they're still pretty chill about it. That's one of the things that show you the demons and the occult are symbolism for something greater in this game.
Looking at how a lot of people online reacting to a certain story driven game called Mixtape and seeing people complain about its lack of gameplay, it makes me wonder how Coffin fares with its "gameplay". While I'd say Coffin doesn't try to pretend it's anything besides a RPG maker Visual Novel, it still has some semblance of gameplay with its interactivity and puzzles. Difficulty wise, virtually all of the puzzles are not hard (though I'll admit the Andrew expression puzzle in Decay got me stuck) Rather I feel the puzzles are done more so to act as flavour symbolism to what's going on and to add to the surreality of the dream and demon dimension sequences, though I don't really get what the rock pushing part in Decay offers besides adding justification for the player to possibly find a ring.So while I wouldn't say a lot of the gameplay feels engaging in the traditional sense like dodging and hitting attacks in an action game feels like, it does allow the interactivity and avenue for different immersion that adds to the story of the game. Like the example of with trying to find the campers in the woods for example, gets you immersed more with the circumstances the siblings have to deal with, or when you're playing as Andrew in Cliffhanger, allows you to examine the Entity's souls like Andrew's parents, when you're tasked with getting souls for the Entity.
>>566574257>>566574390That cg will immediately follow this one
>>566576192Unless she just shat herself very loudly in the middle of a very crowded room, which would be a totally different "shitstorm" entirely.
>>566576192Correct, anyone who disagrees with this is a secondary
How hard does she stomp his testicles when they play? What’s Douglass’ pain tolerance? Does Renee go there and cross the line because she’s mad about/regrets the pregnancies/kids?
mothers are cats
>>566576523The thing is that while Coffin is a narrative experience, the gameplay works in conjunction with the narrative rather than in opposition to it. There's little secrets to find, failure states, and challenges (how hard they are being a function of persistence/IQ rather than skill). Mixtape does the opposite, there is no gameplay because the "people" who made it wanted to make a movie, and player agency goes against that idea. Also, Coffin is a breakout hit and a true indie game, Mixtape is an industry plant indirectly funded by one of the world's richest jews.
Attention all shippers, hagfest 2026 is closing soon. Please complete your posts and make your way to Hall A or Hall J for sister or hussy posting.
>>566580075return to ,
>>566559324>Andrew did not rape Ashley in decay
>>566582582She consented.
>>566582817Ashley was not in a position to consent when Andrew threatened to beat her up 5 minutes prior and already scared her straight with a beating the night before
>>566583095That's woman "logic." She consented, wasn't rape. Also nice>ur brown lolReally reinforces the womanbrain.
Is it on? Can you count me in?I just want to thank everyone for coming to Hagfest this year. It’s a wonderful gift for Mother’s Day! I love all my little men and sweet girls of /calg/. Even the seething haters! I know, I know I’m the worst. I’m sorry. I’ll try to be better for you anon(s).Sadly, Hagfest seems to be over. You don’t have to go home and I’m sure there’ll be some late stragglers lurking in the remaining time zones.Here’s hoping I’ve been good enough this year to get a redemption arc from Ol’ Saint Nemlei! But from the bottom of my heart, I just want you to know that I love you.Be good to each other, and party on dudes! Don’t forget to tip your sisters.
>>566583351Will this be sampled in the next KOF game?
>>566583306>woman logic is when andrew knowingly taking advantage of ashley being fucking terrified of him so he can get sex he knows she doesn't want is shady
>>566583884Correct. Ashley consented, the violence never hinged on whether they fucked or not, so your entire argument is "it feels rapey." I always forget that this general theoretically has a population of foids occupying it.
>>566584032Why do you think Ashley was in any position to consent?
>>566584159Because she can make ??? nuke him at any time.
>>566584185>any timeShe has to set up a ritual and Andrew has to be present. Andrew can very easily protect himself by not being in a different room. Not to mention, Ashley would never, and they both know that Ashley would never (CG related).
>>566584461So she consented.
>>566584461*by being in a different room>>566584521>SoI just debunked your entire premise that Ashley held power (wrong) and was willing to exercise said power (also wrong) and your conclusion is that this has somehow proven your original point. Which goalpost have I missed?
>>566584521>not being willing to murder you is consentDo niggers really?
>>566584682>I just debunked your entire premise that Ashley held powerNo you didn't.>and was willing to exercise said powerHaving the power but choosing not to use it. With you so far.>your conclusion is that this has somehow proven your original pointAshley told him to do what he wants. Ashley has power over him. Ashley chose not to use that power, and let him have sex with her by verbally affirming him. Not rape. >b-but it's scawy and FEELS rapeyfoid.
>>566584770That's literally how these "people" think. They're not like us. We in the west have naively concluded that concepts like trust and fairness are innate human maxims common across all peoples. But this is not the case.
Oooh now we're doing the passive-aggressive sniping. How feminine.
>>566583351>>566583798But luckily, the fun doesn’t have to stop there!Since Mother’s Day is a Sunday, that means it is now MOMMY MONDAY!So let’s keep this love train goi->*assassinated by Mossad in a joint venture with the CIA, funded in part by the Rothschilds*
>>566584891>Having the powerHow does she have power when all it takes is for Andrew to be safe is to not walk into the bathroom while Ashley is at home?>Ashley told him to do what he wantsLucretia also "verbally affirmed" (nice job calling me a woman btw) to Sextus Tarquinius and that has been the primordial rape narrative in western culture for millennia. Which is also a handy way to pre-empt your inevitable "hurrr what Andrew did would've been considered okay 50 years ago"
>>566585329I don't know what to tell you, it wasn't rape. Also I don't know why you're talking about 50 years ago, why would I bring that up when the game takes place in the 90's at the earliest?
>>566585439>Also I don't know why you're talking about 50 years agoBecause you inevitably will. Eventually you will call the rape accusation against Andrew "the most longhoused shit ever" and tell us yet again that apparently what Andrew did would've been "okay 50 years ago".
>>566585439Out of curiosity completely unrelated what are your opinions on the age of consent
>>566585531Anon I don't know what the fuck "longhoused" means, but it sounds like you're angry about an argument we haven't even had yet.>>566585583Completely irrelevant to coffin, but I think there should be laws defining a minimum age in which somebody can legally consent to sex, but the problem is that a simple "you must be this old to ride" law doesn't meaningfully protect against predatory behavior.
>>566585807How do you believe in the idea of sexually predatory behavior while unironically defending The Implication
>>566586163Ashley didn't rape Andrew because Andrew actually wanted it despite what he said, Andrew didn't rape Ashley because she consented, even if unenthusiastically. I don't like it, it's not happy and fluffy, but there's a world of difference between undeserved harm brought on the innocent and two tards abusing each other.
Renigger is burning in hell
>>566586432They raped each other, but Andrew's rape of Ashley is less excusable.
>>566586431
>>566586601>Andrew's rape of Ashley is less excusable.Actual woman or braindead simp.
>>566586640Andrew nearly murdered her multiple times, and Ashley had two things left to guarantee her safety:>oat cookies>forcing the issue of sexShe basically raped him in self-defense.
Ashleyfags are insufferable. Probably the worst posters aside from hagfags. They forego all nuance in favour of fetishposting and will never entertain the idea that maybe atleast some of the problem(s) is a direct result of Ashley.
Every few days I say something trying to drag Tcoaal fans but I'm like eh let me stop today, theyre not all shitty people. But at this point I really dont feel bad that everyone else hates yall. Yall love being the things people accuse you of so why should i feel bad "B-But I dont do any of that stuff" Welll You dont call it out. You dont make it clear you strictly dont fuck with that shit. So your clearly comfortable being around people like that. So i dont wanna hear shit about yall getting shat on for your ashley pfps Just a whole bunch of racist pedophiles who cant get consensual pussy irl and bird brain useless fatherless giggling bitches trying to get their attention
>>566586778>AshleyfagsNot a real thing, this is just a woman making rules for thee not for me.
>>566586484Anti-canon. Ashley has her parents souls with her
>>566586798This reads like a twitter anti post. Is it?
Just a reminder:
>>566586778Ashley's problems are caused by Andrew's, as confirmed by the narrator (Nemlei).>>566586850Woman game. Woman thread.
A quick primer:>AshleyDid nothing wrong>AndrewDid some things wrong, rape not being one of them.
>>566586930Even worse: a mid artist, who mainly makes Coffin art.
I could be an ashleyfag
>>566587061The minute you read or hear a, "Y'all" you know you're about to experience the mod dogshit retarded string of babble known to man.
>>566586798Damn nigga that’s like one person and there’s at least two talking shit on them
>>566587051>nothingI give Ashley a lot of slack but if there's one act that was unforgivable it was Nina. Aside from that I can handwave a lot of it away as bad parenting but Nina was truly a grave(s) thing and if either siblings gets their comeuppance in an ending, it should be comeuppance for Nina.
>>566587220>but if there's one act that was unforgivable it was NinaKilling her was accidental. Nothing. Wrong.
>>566587220They frame Julia, dont worry
>>566587220>NinaAndrew did it. Just because he did it on the orders of a younger child lashing out doesn’t change that. Plus it was involuntary manslaughter by little kids either way
It really sucks knowing that Julia's parents would've been the primary suspects.
>>566587268>>566587401Accidental murder is still a crime in society and still a moral evil requiring repentance in Christian morality. Ergo. Still something 'wrong'.>>566587274That'd be annoying. I. Of course. Want an ending where they're happily ever after but I also want an ending where their actions catch up to them.
>>566587480Okay but again Andrew is the one that locked her in the box
>>566586798One thing you need to accept as a tcoaal fan is that everytime you do a follower check you basically have to reenact the Nuremberg trials
>>566587480Bro it must be hard being such a massive fucking faggot. Also Andrew locked her in the box so he's at fault.
See how they wince at the prospect of Ashley having made a mistake at some point in the story? This is what is meant by the term 'Ashleyfag'
>>566587560what the FUCK does this mean?
Clearly trolling, any proper Coffin fan understands everything is Andrew and Renee's fault.
>>566587694when I'm in a stupidest thing I've ever said in my life competition and my opponent is some leftist faggot on twitter.
cute siblings
>>566587220I hesitate to call any action of a kid unforgivable. More then any other time time in a person's life I think it's fair to ask first "how did they get to that point".
>>566587868When I'm a niggerbrained zoomer and the only jokes I'm capable of are strawmen prefixed with "when"
>>566588042That sounds like a serious problem for you to have.
>>566588042>he's unaware of the preexisting memeOkay, retard.
>>566588235Calling you a niggerbrained zoomer for that hinges on awareness of a preexisting negroid format
>>566588398(you)
>>566587696What if that bitch Julia who is afraid of Ashley asked Nina to test the waters about expressing feelings for Andrew to her? What if it was the fucking hussy’s fault all along??? Huh?? HUH???Fucking… (((Ju)))lia…
>>566588781I like it. A lot.
>>566588781This says a lot about the current ethos.
>>566503545
>>566563079Instinctually I'd say just unconditional love from a woman I can relate to, but than I imagine my sister being with someone that isn't me and my blood boils. I think I might just have an unhealthy attachment to my sister.
>>566589941Physical affection is the cure for most mental illness.
What does the Decade of the Sister hold for us going forwards?
>>566592265>What does the Decade of the Sister hold for us going forwards?Sex. With sisters.
>>566564285 > You should know better than to feed that idiot by this point. There is probably like 20 of us then. I just came back to these threads after almost 3 months. Also, I was talking about their jet black hair.
>>566587090They think I'm an Ashleyfag because I'm a simp, but in reality I'm an Ashleyfag because I don't think women are sapient and therefore cannot be held accountable for their actions and opinions.
>>566586431Best part of waking up
>>566586798>just a whole bunch of racist pedophiles
>>566595017Is a folgers in your cup!
I LOVE INCEST AND WATCHING SIBLINGS FUCK!
>>566596953same
>>566597638My daughter is SO cute.
In my restless dreams, I see that game.The Coffin of Andy and Leyley.You promised me you'd release a devlog again someday.But you never did.Well, I'm all alone there now...In /calg/....Waiting for you...Waiting for you to come release something.But you never do.
>>566601742Ashley would hate fishThis shows that sisters are not cats
>>566601881WRONGLeyley explicitly mentions eating fish sticks when they buried Nina, this is proof that sisters are kitty cats that love head pats
https://x.com/passport_herb/status/2053397146821607561
Sisters are dogs
https://x.com/i/status/2053805950109106613
>Ashley experienced positive reinforcement?>Dump it.
>>566607903I thought sisters were cats
We're getting a release this October, aren't we?
>>566610665Sisters are WHORES.
>>566610096what vehicle are they driving with a cage separator in it?
>>566610878maybe a ute of some kind
>>566610850Sisters are women and women are whores. Sorry I don't make the rules.
>>566610878It's a cop car, some policeman tried to arrest them for public indecency so they killed him and took his shit.
>>566612057public indecency? in front of their baby?ewww
>andrew is a victim of ashley's manipulation
>>566586225Is Ashley excited to hug andrew? Or is she currently bouncing on his cock?
>>566614476Why not both
I don't remember where this is from
Beat me like one of your French girls
>>566586798>who cant get consensual pussy irl
I like how earlier there's still people arguing about whether or not Andrew raped Ashley
>>566617579It's not rape if she deserved it
>>566617579Reminder that Andrew KNOWS Ashley feels forced to have sex with him
https://x.com/i/status/2053535952363311448
I hope we get a CG of Andrew being kicked in the balls
>>566623807I hope we get a CG of you being kicked in the balls by Andrew and Ashley
