Congratulations Three Little Beelzechuddies on winning the team tournament.vod:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXBbrm476Jk>>566455551>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Lowain, Siegfried, Vikala>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Bread: >>566369751
Place of Beginning to the Sazan Cross
They always said that golshiTO was a nazi and they celebrated after they killed him...
>>566466280sus
Simple input SBA/SSBA shouldn't have invuln on startup.There, I said it.
Fox LOVE
>>566466739this is abelist sweetie
i luv sheep
>>566466739Do people even use simple input SBA? I don't even know what button combination to do it
I wanna talk about Siegfried
Season 3 is in the wings
Meet your season 3 guest
What should I practice if I want to be Vikala
dying
>>566468883For reseversals between stagger pressure, absolutely. It's grab + skl (+U for ssba)
>>566469830hiring japanese prostitutes
>>566469830rimming
>>566466739this would probably be a good nerf
>>566468919Go on then
>>566470573He’s bullshit
>>566470573Durr i like siegfried and semen
>>566470573he's a cool 32 year old knight and uses his dragon blood powers to fight for his friends
>>566471938yeah but I bet he's not cool enough to doesn't afraid of anything
>>566471938nyes... kick gaymundo's ass...
Why don't we talk about something interesting instead like Narmaya's fat draph tits
Meer your season 3 cast
>>566471938Sieg I know you're a Dragonslayer and all but Zooey and Wubbly are the good ones
>>566473228suddenly I understand Eustace
>Siegfried is younger than meIts over
>>566473056It's my dying wish to motorboat them at least one time
>>566473541That's a good wish.
Meet your season 3 puppet character
>>566473416but you're younger than Soriz so there's thaton the other hand, time is moving so fast it wont be long until we compare ourselves to Soriz
>>566473902He looks younger than me physically
I hope GolshiTO keeps doing team tournaments they are fun
someone give me a new character to main for the next couple weeks
where's that fuarking collage we were promised?
>>566477084Your new main is....Beelzebub
>>566477181Thanks
>>566477084yeah just play bubs
it's days like today that make me think things might not be so bad
>>566473228dog fart network
*farts really hard into sky farters (EU) direction*I hope these farts reach him some day...
>>566477842I had a good time too.
When is FKHR buffing this honest mid-tier character?
>>566477084
>>566478138You would think the hitbox and hurtbox are reversed
>>566478356rigorous scientific study has led me to conclude that bubs does not have hurtboxes
>>566478545or recovery frames
Happy Mother's Dayhttps://x.com/i/status/2053354349028336099
>>566478871my blonde mom chibi so cute
>>566477842Because of the tournament? Or something more?I had a lot of fun playing and watching, even though I jobbed
I am freaking out because I got an email with a single use code that I didn't request apparently it's nothing too serious but I'm paranoid
>>566479323im freaking out because i find myself having religious tingling more and more often.
>>566479685>religious>that imagewhat did he mean by this
>>566479801sex with children
>>566479685good join the Catholic church stay the fuck away from protties
>Abrahamic religion
>play a different character for 30 minutes>almost instantaneously get bored and go back to my mainwell at least I tried
>>566480764main and character you tried out?
>>5664808802B and Wilnas
>>566479148Because of the tournament, of course. It's great having a community and a sense of camaraderie. My life is lonely and I forget about it when we all get together.
>>566480994Yeah GODnas is just honest like that
>>566481474wrong Wilnas was too fraudulent for my honest footsies
all i wanted was just some friendsbut you people keep shitposting me for playing cag
cag is a beloved character thoughbeit
>>566482675based, volt spam is footsies
Have a Merry Mother's Day, /gbvsg/.I don't know it's mother's day for you (can never remember if it's mother's or father's day that's on the "international" date for us). But you can always give a ring or go see your mother whether it is a special date or not :-)
>>566483223Thanks anon. I love my mother very much and I’m extremely lucky to have her in my life. Will celebrate it with her
i fucked your mother yeah yeah
that’s not helping
>>566484126
Why does everyone play zooey all of a sudden
>>566484575Because she's easy... and she does a lot of damage
so does siegfreak but you don't see anyone picking him in a top 8
>>566484527
>>566484865Sieg is not cute
>>566485126>zooey>cute?
Zooey isnt cute she probably doesnt even do anal like cute girls do
>anal>cute?
>>566485628She's very ignorant so you can probably convince her it's a way to greet someone or something.
>>566485706That’s kind of hot in a fucked up way
>>566485289>>566485321Okay, Gaylord Mc Faggot
>>566486442Yep. That’s my name
>>566486442Gaylord gameMc Faggot generalZoi a shit
>>566477125someone will make it and it'll be kino
>>566488734wouldn’t cag engineer herself to make the best tasting piss
>>566488787She didn't think that far ahead and now just pretends that she doesn't pee at all
We were never friends
>>566489294then what are we?
>>566488734I think I'd drink Djeet's pee despite it being on the lower side of the tier list
>>566489294But do (You) actually have friends?
>>566488787no, not even magic could salvage her horrid piss. but that's the cost she pays for playing god, it's all a part of equal exchange.
I have friends and I don’t understand why they keep me around. I’m annoying, autistic, unreliable and emotional. I don’t know what I bring to the table but I’m grateful I still have them…
>>566490252You hate GBVSR, and that's something everyone looks for in a friend.
My ally tier list goes hard
https://www.twitch.tv/teamsp00ky
>>566490709>two charlottas on screenwhat the
>>566490252EelGOD I kneel
>>566490709I can't wait for the day when Brussels finally burns down.
>>566490921I fucking wish
redlotta on the telly
>>566490921I remember stepping on a homeless guy’s shit when I went there
>>566490921>>566490942idgi
>>566491008because, luckily for you, youre not european
>>566491049i am
>>566491004EU capitals and other big cities are all like this now
We are not allowed to talk about the reason.
>>566491475we'd better notmight get arrested
only if you a ukuck
>>566491612my fear is that their retarded shit is going to spread everywhere else
>>566491653wouldnt be surprised, genuinely insane clown worldat least its not as bad now in some other countries, might as well enjoy the moment before the inevitable
>>566491475but she is
>>566491742I just want to know what it's like to be touched, then I can die in peace. I blame f*m*l*es the most
>>566491830WHY IS THIS BITCH NAMED AFTER AN ANCIENT CITY?!
>>566491830the japanese know
>>566491867i almost fully came to terms with never feeling the touch alreadyas long as you can get through your early to mid 20s you get over it after
>>566491830Where can I marry this right-wing queen?
>>566492031she's mexican
>>566492162Yes, and?
>2B vs cagi think i'm gonna play a video game instead of watching ths
holy shit PLEASE win 2B
nevermind this 2B is dogshit lol
why do so many dustloop pages tell you to spot dodge U moves to deal with them when that just causes you to get punished
>>566494643stop browsing cagliostro's dustloop
>>566494772that's the one page i didn't see that>just spot dodge blue punch bro>just spot dodge sieg unblockable bro>just spot dodge blue ladiva lariat broetc.
>>566494972all of these are correctthe issue is that this dogshit game is inconsistent so depending on the timing of your evade, distance etc. you might no be even plus
larry is so dogshit and unbelievably carriedthen even has the guts of complaining about vaseragafeels good, get fucked retard
>>566495415sounds like you know him
>>566495525yeah? I farmed him in ladder daily but never thought of him any different than any other caggotbut then I saw him having a melty in a twitch chat once about vaseraga when hes playing cag of all characters so I realized he's a fucking retard
How does cagliostro lose into vaseraga? She's literally built to hard counter him lmao
>>566495828why get so offended on behalf of vaseraga when you are not even playing him
>>566496046because im a coherent person
everytime a cag has to stop pressing buttons and doing their flowchart for a single second, it's a losing matchup.
>>566496095both are top tier so i really dont see what is the big deal
>>566496226my issue is that you're playing a top tier, alright, whatever, but then you cant go "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD VASERAGAAAAAAAAAAAAA" like he didmy brother in christ, he's top 2 but you're playing top 1, what the fuck are you talking about. learn to play already and stop complaining. it's just this retarded arrogant attitude makes me seethe
>>566496319ok, soriz/ilsa/kat
>>566496494Those are all honest mid tiers
>>566496692fraudulent high tiers
Meet your Season 3 savior
>>566496979Why in the fuck is SNK reviving this dead series? They already took any decent characters and moved them into Fatal Fury. Then they did it again and took all the FF characters people gave a shit about and put them in KOF. For what fucking reason do they keep bringing back dead series that have exported all of their halfway decent characters? Just make a fucking 1vs1 KoF game that looks good you dumb faggots!
>>566497548>kof>1v1the mexicans will not like that and those mexicans are 99% of the player base
>>566497548What? Was there some kind of teaser for a new Art of Fighting game I missed
>>566484527we need a mod that turns the stage background into plummeting red stock lines when nier uses her install
Why does Raz complain about vaseraga players being carried when he's a talentless ferry abuser that plays at 10% kasausagi's level
>>566497758They'll get used to it. Yoru can lead the 1vs1 resistance>>566497782It was almost two years go bro. Got announced along a new Samsho RPG.https://x.com/Yu_Shimoda/status/1814590540979314799
>>566494972the first two are fair but its really hard to fuck up dodging ladiva's lariat. like anon said its just very inconsistent.
>>566497548They may want to experiment with the AoF gameplay.
Oh yeah because everyone is missing out on amazing AOF characters like Jack Turner and Lenny Creston
>>566497548Yet again arcsys is the only fg dev who can produce multiple fighting games in these days. SNK has infinite money so let them and they can also make another KOF alongside with other new games because of the money.
>>566498262Why not just make a new IP then? Not like the AoF brand carries any value or recognition these days.
>>566498401snk aka s*udi n*t kg*bblers has free money in exchange for remaking some oil prince very happy by recreating his childhood. its like the prince who gave a millions of dollars to dota's battle pass.
>>566498401Because 2D fighting game but you get exhausted from using specials seems like a hard sell without something like a legacy series title backing it up.
>>566498523>its like the prince who gave a millions of dollars to dota's battle pass.Funny because somehow COTW doesn't have battlepasses YET.
Everyone is missing out on amazing Granblue characters like Djeeta
>>566498713Djeeta has a lot of porn she is beloved
>>566498786GENERIC and BORING
I just wanted to say happy birthday to tem jin why did you guys have to be so negative
>>566498646The legacy is empty though, barely anybody gave a shit about AoF when it was still new. It's not like series has a new unique setting, lore or characters that warrants a revisit, it's set in the same world as FF/KoF if I remember. To 95% of modern players it might as well be a new IP.
good morning sheep investigators https://x.com/rrrrBaRB/status/2052764908258009458
>>566498912>it's set in the same world as FF/KoF iFF and KoF are different continuities, they had to do this shit because AoF happens about 10 years earlier than FF but in KoF Ryo and Terry are roughly the same age.
who commissioned loli versusia.
>>566498947KOF is a seperate universe because it's technically a SNK IP crossover franchise. AOF and FF is in the same universe with AOF as the prequel to FF. That's why Robert and Ryo are uncs now in COTW and somehow Yuri is still young babyface curse despite she's supposed to be a hag now.
>>566498904you already lost yesterday bro lets not waste our time today again
>>566499026i need to investigate her holes with my penis
>>566499127>>566499209Completely forgot that KoF was a slightly alternate universe. FF has been gone for so long that I forgot I guess.
>>566499179who would do such a thing, where is the evidence of this thing you speak of
>>566499269that was not me and I certainly didnt lose lol retard. everyone clowned on you BAcuck
>>566499767you lost, see previous thread
>>566499856*checks previous thread*everyone said I won though
>and now the epic grand finals you've all been waiting for between................. Nitronoir and Larry51This game is DEAD lmao
>>566499939you didnt check anything because you know you lost though.
>>566500079*checks again*nono pretty sure I won
DRAMAAAAAA
>>566500107everyone loves djeeta, you lost
>>566500168what does djeeta have to do with this
two tardproof characters on the screen
>>566500192everything
>>566499714https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144616152my poor mom forgot her 4th hand
>>566500494her forth hand is on the left side holding her other arm
>>566499948unironically seems like every time i open dunkin yips or the other one this is the outcome.
>>566500625if gbvsg'ers joined every tournament we would be unironically dominating these shitter brackets
LOLWAS THAT VASERAGA GETTING HIT BY THE STARTUP OF THE TP DESPITE HIM BEING FAR AWAYunbelievable game
objectively larry is kinda handsome
two fucking retards just praying they get a random stray hit or bc to run their flowchartzero thinking at all from either player
>>566500884i think this might be the first time ive seen someone with a full head of hair on stream
>>566500928granblue fantasy versus rising
You are my friend
>>566499948brussels isn't even in the world tour, is itit makes sense
>>566500361Add Korwa to the game Add her now
>>566501315wheres our christmas photo u worthless robot
>>566500956extremely rude and ojisanphobic post
>>566501482rest easy knowing bald fingers typed that post
>>566500956I can't do anything about my genes man, and back then there weren't a gorillion different special shampoo and magic pills that turned your hair in strands of steel.
>actual genelet
>>566500494seems more like a miniature mom than loli
https://youtu.be/dfUkYtqE2KEOur Cagliostard is so good...
>>566502752>empty jump sbai kneel
Cagliostro is so fucking retarded it's unreal
>>566503236Requires 200 hours of labbing to even get started nigga
>>566503431>cag mains are so retarded they need 200 hours to learn how to press f.H and 236XBelievable
>>566503785uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh is that some soulless haloslop?
>>566504006>Leaves out her combos which require insane execution and her routing which needs constant microadjustments on the fly to make workRope.Go back to pressing f.h into yellow cancel slop noob
>>566504080mindbrokenI won
>>566504080
>>566503785I imagine it makes sense to have momoi at the top but it looks so wrong, the twins should make the base of the pyramid
worth coming back and playing if I haven't played since faa release? I mainly just miss playing babu and am tired of drive rush but looking for something to fill the void
>>566504809only if youre NA
>>566504562Good point, but yeah. Momoi is the closest to Lowain out of the 3 and Lowain is in the center of the pyramid in-game so that's the logic.
>>566504846I am, yea
>>566504427>mindbrokenyeah by me, the harmless third party instigator with no skin in the game.
>>566504942Thanks for the help.
>>566504942thank you
>>566504809she's not in the game though....
>>566505228neither her nor Haase - it's not fair
>>566504942That anon is falseflagging. Wasn't me, it was obvious your post was for fun in nature.
I fuck chibis
I fuck giants
>>566483223Thank you, my kids got me breakfast in bed so it's going well so far.
I just mashed wakeup strike super and won big at the Yool Casino!
>>566483223my mom wanted to abort meunfortunately she didn't
>>566509836seriously?
>>566503236Explain why you think that.
>>566510396I couldn't dodge the 30 frame spears or hit the 40 frame teleport
>>566510396>Broken f.H>Insane pressure that is all safe with very little gaps>+ob combo starting throwbait>Throw combos>Anti-anti-air>Teleports>Fullscreen spike>Multi-hitting projectile that is +ob and can also be used to throw bait>Despite having all that shit, she still has the standard +4 c.L, +1 f.L and 9f c.H>Good run speed>Good 66LNTA, but that's just off the top of my head
>>566511024Most overrated fH in the game and it got nerfed. Her pressure actually has tons of gaps and a lot of it is fake. Her run speed is nothing special, her 66L is short, spear does not go fullscreen. j22H whiffs on crouching which makes it one of the worst, riskiest throwbaits in the game, the plus frames on it should almost never be coming up. It sounds like don't really know much about cag
>>566511024don't forget her lights. she has lights with good range and her c.L is 5frs despite being a setplay character.
>>566511024>Broken f.HBlock it>Insane pressure that is all safe with very little gapsSimply not true, it's very difficult to minimize the gaps when doing her pressure even after 500 hours in training>+ob combo starting throwbaitIt's -4>Throw combosShe needs it, without them she's not even half of a character, and they are extremely situational and difficult to do>Anti-anti-airShe needs it because she has very little grounded approach options>TeleportsEvery character in this game has neutral skips>Fullscreen spikeEasily dodged on reaction>Multi-hitting projectile that is +ob and can also be used to throw baitOh no, she has a projectile, like most of the rest of the cast?>Despite having all that shit, she still has the standard +4 c.L, +1 f.L and 9f c.HYes, standard mechanics apply to all characters.>Good run speedAverage compared to the rest of the cast>Good 66LAverage compared to the rest of the casttldr you're bad learn the matchup
>retards already downplayingzzzzzz
>check /gbvsg/>caggot downplay
>>566511727>She needs it because she has very little grounded approach options>>Teleports>Every character in this game has neutral skips
>>566511520There is nothing overrated about a long range, mult-hitting f.H, that also has the best vertical hitbox out of all f.H.The rest doesn't matter, since it's still better than a majority of characters in the games who also have much worse tool to work with. And her j.22H makes her invuln, is also an attack and allows an air action afterwards, so whiffing on crouching opponents is a non-issue. Why are you talking to me? This thread only has two Cag players and we've all seen how the both of you handle the mirror match. >>566511581Yeah, she's retarded. Normals that any rushdown would beg for, tons of utility and busted specials and normal HP.
>>566512064The teleports are dogshit as approach tools, and even if you do manage a good one on a read you hardly ever get an actual punish because it's so slow and other characters don't have recovery frames
>>566511024>>Broken f.HIt just got nerfed again. It has as much recovery as a long range f.h while having dogshit range. >>Insane pressure that is all safe with very little gapsLiterally how, you can mash between trap cancels on reaction easily or evade spears to be plus. Shes the most interactive character in the game.>>+ob combo starting throwbaitJust like every other character. Except hers loses to crouching and delay c.l.>>Throw combosRequires setup and needs to exist since her pressure would be so ass if you could down back and react to everything. >>Anti-anti-airOk, she might not need a combo off it. But you can react and evade or even jump it.>>TeleportsNigga its the most reactable special ever, and she dies if you 2h or c.h it.>>Fullscreen spikeAgain, reactable. >>Multi-hitting projectile that is +ob and can also be used to throw baitNobody is using this to throwbait, what? and she needs to put herself at risk to charge it.>>Despite having all that shit, she still has the standard +4 c.L, +1 f.L and 9f c.HOk? Do you want her to not have any pressure at all?>>Good run speedFalse? >>Good 66LStubbier than average
>>566512064Recovery frames. Teleport in neutral is suicide. You don't know anything about Cagliostro's tools.
Learn the matchup chuddies
which one is the bottom in your relationship? swizzle or ian?
Best part is you get to keep Cag like this for another 6 months probably.And, and!!! Best part... She might not even get nerfed when the patch comes out LOL Or maybe she does get nerfed, but the new global mechanics change make her broken again LOL!!!KEKAROOOOOOOOOO.
>>566512161none of that matters when you can crouch j22H and punish or even OS a delayed cL and kill her for even trying it. Other characters have tons of fucked up shit in their kits it's weird to single out and cry about cag when she actually has a lot of counterplay
I don't play cag and its funny to see you all still bitching endlessly. Why are grubbers so allergic to labbing? It takes 10 minutes at most.
Wait, even better, you get to have trolls mixed up with genuine Cag downplayers shitting up the thread every time she gets mentioned.And I don't have to do anything! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Holy FUCK I'm masturbating to Cag today.
I'm just glad everybody hates cag as much as I dothere are only 3 characters I dislike playing against more than cag
>9f
>>566512407>You don't know anything about Cagliostro's tools.After watching high level Cag mirrors in offline events, neither do they.
>>566513682>there are only 3 characters I dislike playing against more than cag2B, Lowain, Metera, I guess.
>>5665138322b ilsa lowain
ERRUUUUUUUUUNEEEEEEEEEWOMMMMMMENNNNNNNNNNN
>>566512848You say that, yet not even Cag players themselves do it, so shut the fuck up.
>>566513935Yeah, Ilsa annoys me more than anything else these days.Not even Beatrix-players were as button mashy as Ilsa-players are, and they get away with it. The character just presses buttons at any and all range, without having to think for one second. She needs 15k health.
Reminder, this is what it looks like when these two Caggots have to fight each other>none of that matters when you can crouch j22H and punish or even OS a delayed cL and kill her for even trying it.https://youtu.be/_KGw4nxsGS4?t=8281
>>566515770>air TP in the round after>sees the TP, tries to anti air, gets counterhitlmao
>>566515568she's ignorant as shit and laser holds the entire game hostage and the way to beat her offense is to just not interact with it. it's the most boring shit in the world. she's 2b 2.0
>>566515892They tell you "just do X" when even they can't do it themselves. Dishonest subhumans, the both of them.
cag raped this general huh
Cag carrying to EOS
Erune butts
i don't think i've ever seen a single person admit their character is strong
>>566516967My character is verifiably ass.
they were on the same team but i kinda felt second hand embarrassment reading ian suck swizzle off THAT much in chat.
>>566517067aniwabwo...
>>566516967I did.
>>566517297>U sheep>+ob throwbait>neutral skip>good normals>meterless dpNope. Anila is pretty good
>>566516435It's not like "they can't do it themselves", it's that it's a massively overpowered overtuned move, you CAN'T do it, period.
>I don't really play nor care about Cagliostro but don't you think it's funny how much she broke this general? I mean come on, the downplayers aren't even actual Cagliostro players, they are just trolls haha.
>>566497548Because it's more fun than producing an endless slop of KoF.
How many knowledge checks does this game have? I feel like I need to memorize so much.
Draph tits
>>566518532But this is the babygame for casuals and the inept?How could that happen?
>>566518532Way too many to be a baby game.>This is plus on block, minus on evade>This is plus on evade, minus on block>This clearly minus on block move? Plus.>This plus one? Minus.>This move? SPECIFICALLY spot dodge, but only if you do it early or at a specific timingAnd this is just about framedata.
HelloAttack the character not the playerThank you
>don't attack the player constantly downplaying and shitting up the thread
i'm going to attack bikki's belly
Rat factory
>>566513683
>>566516967I'm still of the firm opinion that if you think your character is weak you should play someone else. Don't play characters you don't believe in. At the very least you should think they're the best for you, even if they're not high on tier lists.
>>566513832dont you play bubs
>>566522394he plays lowain
>>566522394Are we having trouble with anonymous posting?
>>566513682I prefer playing against Metera, Lowain, 2B and Vaseraga over Cagliostro. This is no joke, downplay or hyperbole.
>>566522703Back the fuck off?
>>566523672FT10? You have to give me that sweet jacket if I win.
>>566523656Why would anyone doubt you?>MeteraAt least they labbed (real unlike Cag fags) and have to play an actual zoner and no miss "I'm the best rushdown AND the best setup play character"ostro who also has some amazing fullscreen tools and zoning.>LowainActual labbing character and has less dangerous 50/50 gambling setups than Cag.>2BExtremely annoying but no where OP as the characters you mentioned.>VaseragaYour character has some way to deal with his armor or you'd hate him as much as Cag.>CagBEST DAMAGE BEST COMBO BEST RUSHDOWN BEST NORMALS BEST SETUPS BEST NEUTRAL SKIP BEST JUMPING BUTTONS BEST OKI BEST BEST BEST BEST EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BEST DOWNPLAYERS
>thread deadthanks, caggots. kys
>>566515770>>566516435To be fair to Ian I don't think I've ever seen him downplay Cag. In my experience he has always been open and honest about her strengths, mainly her unwarranted damage.
>>566522334>the character you like >the character you want to like >the character that fits you >the character that is high tierlucky he who finds a character that fits all
kys hatstroon
when's combo breaker
>>56652701211 sleepies.
>>566527184thyanks
watching the tournament vodour TO has the 'tismhttps://www.youtube.com/live/aXBbrm476Jk?t=503
>>566527804Why would they put fire into a can?Why would you open such a can?
Why did you pick up that can?
>>566528079i like the part where he was like>"the state of this game">"2B hahah"
>>566528270COMBINES
It's mother's day. Stop posting big sisters. You can only post mothers today.
>>566528730We only have big mothers to post
>>566516937erune body parts are rather nice
>>566529403TO drew susia like an One Piece character
Why cant the game be good why are we hereJust to sufferNandeDoushite
>>566528394here right https://www.youtube.com/live/aXBbrm476Jk?t=4271kek
I like the game.
>>566516967I've always said my character is good :)
>>566530431What would make the game good to you?
>>566530715Fuck off fucking worthless nigger bitch everybody already knows the fucking issues, retard. Its been 2 fucking yearsSame god damn questions. FUCK. YOU.
>>566531217>Same god damn questions.if your life was on the line which character would you to win a single match of granblue fantasy versus rising
im gay
the state of the game is bad thoughbeit
Tenha Kassatsu
>thoughbeit
mother's day lobby status?
>>566531943sneezing constantly into whole body pain
>mfw after I'm done with the lobbingtons
>>566532429I should be drooling at a girl with green eyes and black hair, but Metera really does nothing for me even with that combo.
>>566531217i shoota da fireball
>>566531943later
>>566532612You have whore-immunity.
>>566532612that's a rather specific combination
How did they make her so beautiful?
>>566531741newcutie
whats the lobby status
>>566535915
>>566536202pretty
>>566536373pretty fat
>>566535915in my refractory period kizzington
Come.
>>566534842Granblue unironically has too many blondes.They should learn from Rein's success and lean into this aesthetic more.
>>566512308Cag's 66L is one of the 66Ls in the game that can easily be made into a BC safe bait. There are some characters with this property on 66L, but Cag has especially an easy time with it. Her throw combo setups aren't that hard with a big corner carry on her 214U, which is also only ever punishable on the corner. Fullscreen spike is reactable, like any other FB, but it also doesn't clash with anything, making it far more threatening than a conventional FB in a low health situation. Teleport is only reactable in a vacuum, but not in a situation where you're left guessing between 5+ different options (OH, low, throw, throwbait, delayed U DP), all of which will lead to unscaled full combo damage if a trap is over their head post corner carry. There's a reason why so many top players will consistently fall for this move in this easily available setup scenario, and "Ok just react" is just as disingenuous as just telling someone to simply react to everything in this game. Just react to Vaseraga's U FB, easy! >>Ok, she might not need a combo off it. But you can react and evade or even jump it.If an answer to an anti-anti-air that leads to full combo is "don't attempt to anti-air", that in itself is already a huge merit, anon.All this is on a character with normal health value while characters like Abel/Seox/Lance/Metera/Ferry all have below average. The character is objectively pretty ridiculous, anon.
>>566536921ok
>>566536981Japs want to be aryan
>>566537125that's cool. but check this shirt out.
>>566536981Skimming the wiki it seems they just don't have many characters with darker hair colors. When it's not blond, they're usually some bright color like red or pinkAlso black hair Rein is peak, her blond hair just doesn't work the same
I didnt even lab cagliostro i did strike throw with traps to silver master 90% wr lol
>>566537125>The character is objectively pretty ridiculous, anon.And that's post-nerf...To be honest I don't even feel the fH nerf. You'd have to tell me what they changed, seems as oppressive as ever.The trap duration is noticeable, but still strong. Makes you think how cags downplayed it even pre-nerf...
>>566537125i hate that spike is air unblockable
>>566537125caggots will not respond to this
>>566537125You don't need to reply seriously to them. All this effort is wasted. They will never listen OR you're talking to a shitposter to begin with.I'd have no issue with Cag players if they just said upfront "Yeah I'm playing a top tier, suck my cock and balls" but they really, REALLY believe they're not playing the most overpowered character in the game. She's been top tier since release and they kept downplaying her for all these years anyway.
Hag for season 3
>>566538584she looks kinda retarded in this pic
>>566536921there are bears in my lobby
>>566538584Brown and a hag?!Good
>>566538824
>>566538929
>>566539048The game was better when she was a top tier.
>>566539178so, from her release until right now?
LOBBY STATUS
>>566539281No, that small period between big meaty and 2.00.
>>566539284Pregnant
sic semper ursa
caggots mindbroke the general
caggots mindbroke themselves into believing their character is low tier and also not trans
swizzle = nezumiku renamed
mums
>>566540262Why is there a skeleton?Why is there another one?
>>566540473husband and child
>>566540262Why the fuck is Lowain's mom the centerpiece and not Rein?also fuark that fat girl in the back is ugly. probably the most accurate to a real life mom................
>>566531943
>>566536546This Djeeta looks like she's married with two kids, 3 years old and 48 week old
>>566540473>he only found 2 skeletons in the picture
>>566537125Cog health nerf when? I should at least get to kill her quickly when I finally get my hands on her.
sheep if you wanted to play i will be back in like 2 mins. we can rotate or maybe just 2x2.
>>566507408>When she gets you in the corner and you don't have a meterless dp
>>566540262
>>566541158oddly specific but accurate
>>566541158>▶okay but explain her lack of legs...
holy shit
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/143885021
>>56654185148 weeks is so different from 47>>566542243Putting Galleon cosplayers in my basement until their birth control wears off
>>566541005Rude, she is just an Indian
>>566544013i am legitimately racist towards indians
>>566544256Everything is.
>>566541005>His mom is ugly and fatPoor anyon...
>>566544256Even to Indian anime girl?
>Keep 66L in the game even though it should be removed, BUT:>It no longer combos into anything on hit, not even on counter hit>Lower its damage to be basically nothing, keep it strictly as a free approach and plus frames for bitch baby nigger purposes AKA for modern day fighting game players and people that literally cannot play without it at this point in timeThere, I fixed your faggot meme attack that ruins the entire game without having to just delete it even though that would be preferable. Now you can have a slightly more competitive game with more proper gameplay that isn't just totally monkey 66L drool shit and they can still sell their faggy 66L shirts. You're welcome.
>>566544494yeseven to that new overwatch character
bea player pls swap in if you crashed
>>566544724BC is a bigger issue.None of them matter because they're adding BBC Jr or whatever the fuck the new game breaking gay mechanic will be, which will make the game unplayable until they decide to fix it (8 months after the patch probably).
wifi indicator for season 3
>>566545351ARES
I just lost a game, I will now make this the entire thread's problem by venting in it.
>>566512308>[Throw combos] Requires setup and needs to exist since her pressure would be so ass if you could down back and react to everything.I think this line right here is why you Cag downplayers piss me off so much.>Oh but if I can't combo out of my throw how could I possibly run pressure woe is me :(Motherfucker that's the game 90% of the cast is playing RIGHT NOW. You have what is probably, with the sole exception being a consistent way to punish brave counter, the single strongest attribute any character could ask for in this game. Then, when the game has the gall to ask you to win neutral once so you can set up your traps, you shit your pants and complain about how hard you have to work.And this goes for the entirety of Cag's tools. Strong options as far as the eye can see but you lose your mind because they have the tiniest counterplay instead of letting you win for free. Play a low tier for a month, it'll give you some perspective
>>566545561you realize that you're replying to a very obvious falseflag right?
>>566545351>>566545431
>>566545662>very obvious falseflagCaggots are literally like that, though, so remove the "very obvious".
Anon is arguing with himself... again...
>>566545072Pop Tarts exist in the Sky Realm? Where did she get it?
>>566547561i love smol desu
>>566547182She asked Lowain bros to make her one
>>566537125Cag is a prime example of a character that would be pretty cool and unique if she was lower tier, but because she is so strong all of her players are insufferable and it ruins everything about her
It may actually be happening.
Today, I'll offer the thread a nice Zeta
>>566550059Third place at EVO playing jobberwoman vs the demons he had to face is nothing to scoff at
ok so so far between june 1st and 21st, i'll get 2 days off
>>566550435Any plans for those 2 days? Or going to take care of obligations like dentist visits?
>>566550603wait actually its 3 days offone of them is a dentist appointmenti forgot
>>566550603the dentist is a psyop
>>566550059why is she built like a real womanwaist too big
>>566550737yellowish teeth are completely normal but unfortunately a psyop that affects literally everyone else in the world is a psyop that you have to care about by extension
add razieladd raziel nowhttps://youtu.be/lxwfC-fUsaA
>>566551590MMD is the stupidest shit in the universe
>>566551671i like the pornographic onesif only because its amusing how they're just there on youtube
https://youtu.be/UAKY7XMvdyQwubbly MMD
GGs lobbybros. Beatrix is fun and hot. Maybe I'll try a run to gold master with her to shake things up for once
>our break from cag downplaying is over
We love Beatrix here
ggs lobby.>>566549468feel as if they should just not bother in the current state of the world but im sure they know something i dont.
>>566552715her tits are not THAT big
anyone know where this gif is from, thanks in advance
>>566553058it was one of the grub festival/concert things posted here i think. im sure one of the gachabros might have a link.
>>566552715big bears
>>566553058hey i found it, or i think i did.https://youtu.be/65WVhRSv92k?t=9511
>>566552717why is doro djeeta beheading speaki gran like shes a cartel boss
>>566552309aniwa, abandoned................
>>566552836are you sure
>>566553058>>566553423Meg's costume is really cute. Marippe is cute too but that goes without saying.
>GGs LobbyWHY DIDN'T ANY OFYOU FUCKS SAY THERE WAS LOBBY GOING ON? YOU PEOPEL ARE BEYOND FUCKING WORTHLESS, WORSE THAN A FUCKING BOT!
>>566554776>>566539284
https://www.twitch.tv/just_midsA beelzechud is on the telly
>>566554859>Received zero answersSo?
>>566555480everyone says lobby status before joining
>>566555318where are my canada anons at
>>566555658False. I have posted "lobby status" and sat in the lobby, alone, for 15min before leaving
>>566553058https://www.youtube.com/live/65WVhRSv92k
if i could press a button and kill every single mari lover i would
>>566555848we just need a 24/7 lobby stream bot
>>566556306>button to kill 2 people
Anons, do I actually need to learn the block button to be good? Is there any downside other than having to hold down a button to block instead? Any delayed throw techs, etc?
>>566556306all me in fact https://youtu.be/JFdAsgyolGc?t=132this is all Marippe fans coalescing into me
>>566555318How many chuddies are there?
>check opponent's replays>they were on a long winning streak>until me Feels good to be the problem and the streak breaker, especially because I don't play using slop mechanics. Straight up fundies and dunking on fraudulent mashers. "Grand masters" my fucking ass, bunch of fucking monkeys doing auto-combos and auto-setups and auto everything with their brain turned the fuck off.
>>566557175proof?
>>566557086Damn that was awful. Reminded me of the stupid star wars dyke chant
>>566557000noit does help a lot in the Narmaya/Lancelot MUs, granted you don't get high/low'ed because you were focused on hitting guard instead of down I think you can't tech while using the guard button but I don't actually know
>>566557175>Grand Masters300 players.
>>566511024>sheopinion discarded
Versusia's paws
>>566558572erotic
we need more profile cards for characters
>>566559351more profile customization with badges/art instead of waiting for each BP to PAY, more goodies in the crane machine, more figures, expanding the open lobbies, all easy stuff for the intern to work on instead of balancing the actual game. Rising is DNF 2WHOS WITH ME
>>566554612I'd give her support if you know what I mean
>>566560939more goodies more mini games 60 fps in the lobby more grandbruise
>>566560939you seem to think they want to keep running the game instead of killing it off as quickly as possible
>>566561362why else would they have buffed 2b
>>566560939All of those sound not only reasonable, but easy enough to implement. Stickers are cool and the gacha has a shit ton of them, it's almost zero work porting them in. I imagine weapon skins also aren't really that troublesome to make. Colors, no brainer.You can't even say they don't do that because they neglect the game, I'm pretty sure they actually play favorites with Rising.It's just that they're a jap company, and japs are 20 years behind the west in some regards. Game as a service being one of them. The one thing I'll excuse them is the big telly on the lobby, it's obviously a no brainer to have it show live matches from the lobby, but seeing how much trouble that brought to 2XKO, it's understandable.>Rising is DNF 2this one came out of left field, though
another major victory on my megfraud journey, almost at 1000 gemmies bros>>566560939I agree, I don't know why badges have to be so limited, the fun ones require level 700 to unlock
2b / bea / ilsa hate etc is overblown and manufactured by the cabal to distract us from the real enemy: cag
>>566561934
>>566561934meggu kawaiigrats anon
Maybe I should make my own cabal.
>>566561934>1444 GMheh must be uno or percy, good work
>>566561934das gawdlike
>>566562394>unlabeled cans of questionable substance
nutmeg
Does anybody want to run a FT100 but the loser has to do naked dogeza on stream to the winner?
>>566565695Sure but only if its Strive
>>566565794Okay I main Bridget by the way. Not sure if it matters
>>566565695okay but i dont have a camera
>>566555318stupid canadians!
>>566565695sorry I'll only do it if the loser has to do an m4m enemies to lovers audio
i'm canadianits why i hate indians
we hate leafs here
>>566567582while I don’t condone racism this is pretty understandable
my adorable alchemist wife
>>566567771sometimes i note that every single person in my field of vision is brown and that that's just wrong
Meet your season 3 cast
>>566568727>DykeYou obviously want the game to die, so just post a Dr. Doom pic next time
>>566568727why isn’t she hispanic
Meet your season 3 cats
>>566570119I need to sex brown anime women
>>566570092t.
imagine owning a brown hispanic sexmaid
>>566571524i'd like that
>>566566629Why would you make me see that fox
>>566571524dont need to imagine
>>566571524slavery is illegal anon
>>566572112to put some effort in making this as cursed as possible
>>566572253DO NOT CORY
>>566570092Maid is brits culture, that would be cultural appropriation
>>566571524This is a thing if you live on Mexico and are loaded
>>566573587our resident mexican only cares about rat sexmaids...
>>566573673he's just numb to the many hispanic maids he's plowed and seeks new thrills
>>566568171
>>566574074I dislike toriyama's samecharacter art style and don't think he's a good artist, worldbuilder, writer or storyteller
>>566574157well yeah you're just a contrarian
Holy slander.
>meet your season 3 guest>meet your season 3 guest>mee-/gbvsg/ try to make an original post challenge: impossible
>>5665743603season your guest meat
there are actually 7 chuddies
>>566574360i made one of these posts a few weeks ago but i took a character that was in the gacha so mine was good
/gbvsg/ is now /r9k/ mode
>there are "people" who dislike this character
>>566574360Meet your original meet your season 3 guest post
we can only make posts that have never been made beforeI'll startI love Cagliostro!
A new study from the Williams Institute at UCLA School of Law finds that 81% of transgender adults in the U.S. have thought about suicide, 42% of transgender adults have attempted it
I'm a heterosexual
>>566575456Ooh glad I don't like Cag.
>>566574360Fine, meet your season 3 savior
>>566575341i luv sheep
>>566575456Strive genocide
>>566575341Baaased
meet your season 3 guest
>>566575341I think we need more shotos
>>566575341I hate Meg
>>566575850bro stop you're going to summon him
>>566575850shotos are the spice of life
>>566575707
>>566575921
>>566574510>lawry'sAYO DAS MY SHIET MAYNE
>>566577042>>566574510
>>566576985
May 14th is the day we die and rise again.
>>566577637why is that?
this shit is living rentfree in my head i fucking hate you niggashttps://youtu.be/BmQINJtvJ6E
>>566577686We grind the blazing pass.
>>566577802>>566577637strive is ass
>>566578264Holy...
>>566578264post a character with REAL ass like bridget
>>566577795ggs was me
>>56657856390% of the results from the combination guilty_gear and ass_focus are BridgetI refuse
>>566578264The Valentines are way too powerful...
granblue girls >>>> guilty gear "girls" and it's not even close
Comparing gacha girls with pure fg girls is just not fair.
>>566579579I like both because I'm not queer.
To be fair you need a very high IQ to play Beatrix
>>566579179The valentine sisters are as hot as they are cancer.
>>566579579Holy shit two cakes
>>566579789I can accept Ram and Elphelt being called cancer because they are very easy to use, but Jack-o earns literally all of her wins.
>>566580104thinly veiled Cagger post
>>566580104jacko and cag are hard working mid tier gods
>>566580423TRVKE
>>566579774
>>566580376>>566580423No WAN BATTAN specials or supers in Strive so I'm afraid your little gotcha falls flat.
>>566580104jaggo isnt a valentine ''sister''and yes, she is hard to play, but she is absolutely cancerthe fact a good jaggo is a sight to see doesnt make it any less painful to be on the receiving end of her shit
sexwith the sex rat
There's a regional close to my city next month>Check featured games>Dix>3rd strike>CoTW>Strive>UNI>Smash ultimate
>>566581167fine okay, do you want to watch?
>>5665812042xkobros....
>>566581139If a player is working his ass off for his damage then I am not going to call the character cancer. Simple as.I will not call Rat or anything she does cancer for example, she is fighting an uphill battle 24/7
>>566581646>If a player is working his ass off for his damage then I am not going to call the character cancer. Simple as.Cagxisters we're safe!
>>566580753>The #1 beginner friendly game in 2021 is now the only populated 2D game with no simple inputsI did not foresee that at all.
>>566581646HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE BRO LMAO
i've been living in canada since the 80s and the indians that immigrated during that time also dislike the new wave of them
>>566579774Bea is so dumb she thinks "IQ" has something to do with eyes and that glasses will actually make her smarter
>>566581204you made me check my country's FGC discord and I just found out theres a sf6 & strive local at a 10 minute bike ride distance from my house... and apparently its the 12th iteration already. ill probably go just for the heck of it even though I'm trash at strive...
>>566581914cute
>>566581204Yuni mentioned
>>566581646I take it you're just not aware of what jaggo is capable of
thanks for playing in the lobbyhere is the group photo
>>566582346me on the left
I like this character
>>566581646I think vikala is pretty strong personally but I would say she's pretty hard to play. it's hard to condition people to not roll cause granblue players genuinely all play like they have a gun to their head>>566580104jack-o is on the weaker end of the cast but conversely after 2.0 nago I would say she has the fakest meter management in the game. just zero times you ever have to actually worry about the minion gauge
kys oj clique im better than you all
>>566582409no
>>566582497no you're not
>>566582561oh...
>>566582584I make 6 figures now
>>566582497i know you arecongrats
>>566582684viraschizo is real i fucking knew it
>>566582684I don't need your affirmation, fuck you
6 fingers up xis butt lol
>>566582465jaggo isnt weakjust hard to play
jaggo’s ass is weak to my cock
>>566582847poorfag
Someone sexually harassed me in the lobby....
>>566583129haha my bad sis
jaggo gawaii
>strive jackoPlease stop
>>566583692Both are hot.
>>566583692your contrarianism aside,Holy...
>>566583692Bro is crying over a fucking colour!Oh. My. Days.
it doesn't even make sense red hair with white underside jaggo objectively looks better
I never considered you my friend.
>>566583692i'm not concerned with this but i think strive jack o is the best case study of how much less soul the gg characters have now, without a debate of the character's design being "censored" necessarystrive jack o is just a happy wholesome thing with funny poses, then i look at this and realize what was lost
>>566583692you cant do this today
>>566584317proofsies?
>>566584330Character... DEVEROPMANTOOOO HAHAHHAAH
>>566584210Nah, the red underside contrasts her white outfit and outlines her body much better. I don't hate the look, though her characterization is also much less funThe real problem is being reminded of what they did to my favorite fg character
>>566584431proof deez nuts boyo
I hope they add Answer to Strive so I can watch Answer players manifest into reality and start complaining about how they ruined the character.
>>566584110>Oh. My. Days.Why did zoomies adopt this expression anyway? I find that incredibly oddI know this is just an old man LARPing as a zoomie but still.
>>566585818Zoomies are like 25-30 bro.
>>566585963Your point being?
>>566584542Contrast is precisely why new jaggo is better. The white hair literally blends in with her white clothes and halo, the red inside is too muted and small to contrast with anything. The red gives her a way better silhouette, much more vivid. I'm on mobile so I can't post a side by side, but you can look at pretty much any xrd/strive move and see what I'm talking about. fS is particularly visible
>>566586332They're old men
>>566586598
>click on /gbvsg/>get guilty gear
>>566587023>click on /ggg/>get BridgetTranny
>>566585963no we’re not
>>566587494we need one of our own, any cag players gonna take one for the team?
Soon...
>>566587494BridgetTranny recently get to Vanquisher using Bridget. We lost...
>>566588108the fourth chuddie...
>>566586598>>566586952Honestly I was gonna argue how different poses can favor each hair color etc etcInstead I'm going to take this chance to say that she should have just stayed fully red and use that as an excuse to post this
Can our brown girl beat /ggg/'s brown girl?
>>566589293zo feet > ram feet any day
>>566589293yes
>>566589293Decide it yourselfhttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Zooey_(Granblue_Fantasy)https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ramlethal_Valentine
>>566581914Well, yeah. IQ stands for Eye Quality.
>>566591986This joke is way too smart for a Bea main
salt bea
licking the salty sweat off of bea’s tits!
bea's smelly dirty piss stained panties!
>>566593185I’m going to huff that shit
>>566593296Yuel in the gas chamber
>>566593296Cute, wholesome art.
>>566594837Cute
Metewa
>>566597279I HATE Metera, but this video and this specific animation is CUTE
>>566583692even just the expressions are so much cuter
I’m going to do it. I’m going to steamcharts post
sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff
>>566598823The free edition please.
Can we get some actual hags with hairy pussies in this game? Ilsa is only 25 i'm much older than she is
>>566599346How old do you want them?
>>56659936035 minimum, 40+ encouraged
>>566586598nta, but it doesn't really blend much since its specifically white + blonde vanilla white, its the opposite, it turn compliments the design well. there is also a point of red hair blending in with the red hands which are supposed to be the main tool of jack-o moveset (picking up the minions and throwing them around and playing the magic piano in xrd). now that part of visual design is not highlighted unlike the previous color palette. the red also doesn't make the underlying secondary color of her hair stand out with red main color + white sub combo, unlike the previous the white main color + red sub combo, you can for example clearly see even just looking at the thumbnail of xrd jack-o, that she has some red as her sub color in her hair despite the screenshot being ant-sized, on the other hand none of the white sub is visible when looking at strive's thumbnail. same with red hair + warm colored face vs vanilla white hair + straight up dark mask contrast, one clearly stands out while the first one doesn't. same thing even without the dark mask, white hair and face + red eyes is a much stronger contrast than green eyes + red hair and white face. you bring up good surface level points but in further analysis xrd jack o is much better color wise. then even just comparing the two pictures overall visually its stupid how much just more detailed the old one looks (compare just the palms for example, look at those little lines where the fingers bend), then there's the feeling of movement with the chain ball and leg cloth and the cross talisman on her chest which are not present in strive, more clear black character outlines overall too, that make the character really pop, the shadows on the xrd model are darker as well to help with that. literal soul vs soulless
lol>>566598584
>>566599926Ouch.
>>566599926i want to believe this is real but why would you ever admit to that on the internet when you could just not
>>566599926still less gay than cag mains
>>566601014but that is a cag main
>>566599926Why do people do shit like this to themselves man. I get having kinks and all that shit but, I don't know, I just think that there are things in this world that just scream "red flag, do not do this"
>brigettranny gets mostly ignored by /ggg/>some nigga retard faggot on /gbvsg/ starts obsessing over him
>>566601380people don’t act on logic simple as. that being said that image is probably just a shitpost
>>566599926There is a lot to unpack here>Bridget icon>swede>femboy>@ing EVERYONE>says he won't go into detail. Does exactly that>amiibo depicts a ten year old boy>irregular shape that shouldn't even fit up there to begin with>that poor doctor
>>566601912Yeah it could be fake but people shoving random shit up their ass isn't exactly novel, even though it very well should be.And honestly speaking, I wouldn't expect any less of the modern bridgetfag, this character is fucking cursed man.
>>566601879>mostly ignored by /ggg/Why do you lie man
>>566581204my locals only have smash, sf6 and strive. one had mortal kombat at some point but even that died.
>>566581204>>566603558grim
>>566599926yeah im thinking nintendo needs a lawsuit. guess toon link was a... shit choice.
>>566603452>three replies on /ggg/>already six replies on /gbvsg/
>>566599926THE LINK INSIDE ME
>>566604230we found finally found itthe missing link
>more replies in /gbvsg/ than /ggg/
>>566599926That discord must've been horrible.
>i go for bc>raging strike comes out, counterhit by cH>player 2 goes for bc>free hkd into mix, if it doesn't work just do it again loleit's all so tiresome
>>566606401outplayed shrimpy
>>566606401bc is evildon't do it
>>566606475shrimpy?! i'm packing buddy
>>566606630i was fighting a vira who would do it the first time they blocked any attack and set up luminiera, boom, im now eating mix for daring to hit her first
>>566606715yesvira also happens to be evili'm not surprised
>>566606715what is the mix?
>>566606773evil is stored in the breasts
>>566606906this is why flat is justice
>>566606861i have to jump and backdash full screen away or else i let her 5U and have install for the whole round
>>566607107>or else i let her 5Ui have now classified and discarded your trail of thought and posts as shitposts
>>566607102concave women have never been tried
>>566610524nair
>Monday after the tournamentIt's like everyone blew their collective largest load over the weekend. Very chill threads.
>>566610884everybody realized the game is shit
>>566610884t. the 5th chuddie
>>566610884yep and now i'm hemorrhaging gems sigh
>>566610524Nier if she were a good character
>>566610991That bit was NOT funny TO -2
>>566611136the falco part was funny
>>566611136I thought it was funny
>>566593296Gonna risk it>>566594837:}
https://x.com/UCrescentMoon/status/2053736462609170596
>>566612472generous rat cleavage
>>566612472sex with ratto
I posted a gameplay clip.Stop lusting over the underage.
huh oh, sorry I was jerking it to rat and I accidentally misfired on to >>566612813what were you saying?
>>566612472>>566612813Wow, she worked so hard for that situation...
I had a nightmare I was playing GBVSR.
>>566610884>/gbvsg/ largest, collective loadMetera could tank it.
>>566612472SPIKY BALL OUTTA NOWHERE
>>566611136We love beelzechud schizo thoughts around here
>>566588108Such beautiful orbs...
>>566617271Sad to even imagine how dix is going to ruin her
>>566610884I'm still seething slightly over my poor performance.
>>566619702It's ok, you did better than Hatsoon.
rent free
>>566619996True
>>566615525<<You're not gonna believe this Jean-Louis, all of them have hang gliders!>>
>>566623218Are those armpit riceballs?
>>566623565those are jelly donuts retard
>>566623635Are they armpit jelly donuts?
>>566623218Leaving Nier a 5% tip and a note that says>Smile more
I don't believe on tiping
I stopped tipping a long time ago, and whenever anyone confronts me on it, I say it's the only way it will stop because it's a retarded practice
>tippingimagine going to SHITaurants>no but I order f-imagine ordering from companies that demand tippingI've been ordering pizza from the same place since COVID and I tried to tip a guy, he told me they dont accept them so I started ordering twice the stuff because my kneels couldnt lower more than that
Holy fuck, I can't wait for new CONTENT
You should tipReturn your shopping cartGive money to any begger you seeHold doors for womenPull over if someone is tailgatingDonate and trust every single charity
>>566626001we should increase the tax on tips.
>>566625765Holy FUARK
You should tip but only male waiters. You'd be disgusted to find out how much money waitresses make from tips
>>566626001noyesnoyesnoi donated a little
>>566626001kysyeskyskyskyskys
>>566626001I have never done any of these things and I never will. I main 2B if that matters.
>>566599346>>566599441
>>566603797nir
>>566612472Her canons are actually interesting so I'll allow it
Where is the collage?
>>566628272
>>566628686redlotta egoposting
>>566628359queue the guy the gets really angry about the niers doing a funny
>>566628686...and a retarded red haired faggot on the left.
>>566628868t. niertranny
>>566626001No tipping except for the pizza delivery guyReturn all of the shopping carts left in the lot because they are in my wayno money for the homeless drunk drug addictshold doors SHUT so women can't get inslam on the brakes and sue the tailgaternever donate to any charity unless its for tax evasion
>>566628839>>566628878>mindbroken by my herolove to see it
>>566628868this general has some really weird autistic people
>mfw i wake up and remember that there are 2x the number of GM spots as there are active players and i'm not in one of them
>>566629332cute chuddie
>>566629332Retard
>learn to cook>none of the food I can order even compareswhy am I so fucking good at everything I do. i wanna order slop like you guys and enjoy it but life wont let me
>>566629725do you want some of my penis slop?
tasteless and uncouth satyr post killed the thread... you should have kept it classy.
>>566629982oh nyo... I sure hope my prostate won't be molested today, that would be terrible...
EJACULATION EJACULATION EJACULATION COCKCOCK COCK
Gayweird fantasy versus
Anyone up for an NA lobby in 6 hours
>>566634069i am not opposed to the idea
>>566634069I will join
newf sowiz he is pwus...
>>566634069i can't plan that far ahead
anyone up for an eu lobby right now?
>>566629982MMMMMMMSSSSSSHLLLRRRRPPPP
>>566637696
>>566639158>cricketsi see...
>>566640618id have to make space and reinstallsorry bro
>>566640703no one wants to play you hatstroon
>>566640703>he uninstalledthen why are you still here?
>>566640763seek a rope
Shooting ropes on zooey
>>566639158>>566640618euros are too busy eating snails and fucking kids
>>566640830Just to suffer
>>566641117At least it's better than eating kids and fucking snails
>>566639158I can play, if you are still available.
>>566641442hey you leave our slugs out of this
>>566643904>>566643904>>566643904