Previous Thread: >>566446867 >Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>5/6 11:00 – 5/20 10:59Sumire (Part-Timer) (3*)Rei (3*)Akari (New Year)Izumi (New Year)Haruka (New Year)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/656>Events:Pray-Ball! Swing for the Grand Slam! – 5/6 11:00 – 5/20 10:59>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – 5/6 11:00 – 5/13 3:59Grand Assault: Kurokage (Urban – Torment w/Light & Special Armor) – 5/13 11:00 – 5/20 3:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Outdoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 4/22 11:00 – 5/27 3:592x Bounty – 5/6 4:00 – 5/13 3:592x Commissions – 5/13 4:00 – 5/20 3:592x Hard – 5/20 4:00 – 5/27 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>4/28 2:00 – 5/12 1:59Tsukuyo (Dress)Michiru (Dress)>5/5 2:00 – 5/12 1:59Wakamo (Limited), Hoshino (Swimsuit – Limited), Mika (Limited)
>>566469595Kill that bitch!
まんこ
I'm gonna be pulling on bluefes because /bag/ convinced me only retard gorilla niggers skip it, but I only really want hoshivest (I have kuroko). How strong are the robots really?
Checkmate baggots! Your wives are irrelevant!
>>566470286If you don't pull for the bots you'll be bricked for blue DPS
>>566470528but kuroko and wakamo?
>>566470569Lol. Lmao even.
I love my Chinese wife Ui.
Honk.
I'm quite fond of this thread actually
just want to be surewill the free 100 pulls will cover these banners?
>>566471627Only Rio and Himari.
>>566471627Nope just Armed Rio and Himari
>>566471627No the 100 free pulls are only for Himari and Rio
>>566471774>>566471795alright, thanks!
>>566471825Wtf why didn't you thank me?
>>566472114your post appeared after I pressed submitthank you!
>>566472221Uhee~
>Hina thread deletedlmao
BA needs its own board like /vp/
jannytho'st art an ethiope of insufficient intellect thou'st chooseth the fasted thread instead of the most replies to strangle conversation in its cradlefor shamea plague upon your house, knave
Mika love
>>566469595
ok whatever
>>566472706i know you're kidding but I feel like the creation of a board would invite retards who don't play the game
>>566472706I like how uma is fractured into /v/, /vg/, and /vm/
Posting an Eri
>>566472927>implying
>>566470286>>566470569the bots are human rights tiereven with both kuroko+wakamo they're not as good as ONE busted meta student for the other colors
>>566473379mika sobbing makes me rock hard
Spending time with my /bag/bros
You are too slow Aris
I'm never baking a thread to fix a bad one again. Idiots!
Why were there 5 /bag/s in the 'log? Are we back?
wtf
OP is a faggot and jannies are jerks so here's what was left out and why we baked twelve times>News:4.5th Anniversary Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/KHceYwh1Dbw – 5/15 8:00Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3425677>Events:An Unconcealed Path - Episode: Fashion Show Security Duty! – 4/28 2:00 – 5/12 1:59Special Ninjutsu Run Away: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/04/runaway – 4/28 – 5/11 18:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Hovercraft (Field) – 5/5 2:00 – 5/11 18:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 4/29 2:00 – 5/25 18:592x Normal/Lesson – 5/4 19:00 – 5/11 18:592x Account EXP – 5/8 19:00 – 5/10 18:592x Hard – 5/11 19:00 – 5/18 18:592x Scrimmage/Commissions – 5/18 19:00 – 5/25 18:593x Bounty/Normal/Hard – 5/25 19:00 – 6/1 18:592x Account EXP – 5/29 19:00 – 5/31 18:59Pic Related; top kek
>>566473572we have a lot to carry around
>>566469595how did you manage to completely fuck up the OP?
>>566473607That's why I was asking other people to bake, I got a similar warning earlier todayHopefully I won't get banned
>>566461404I’m from Australia and I got the doujins I bought in Japan in without a hitch.
>>566473607Based, fuck globalniggers.
Hanging out with dangerous delinquents
Playing co-op with Aris and Kei
bros...even our Japanese brethren are starting to doompost with sales rankings
>>566473584Mine, the highest grade substance...
>>566473948retard
>>566473852> DangerousThey are like among the most ineffective bad kids though.> Jobbed to Abydos> Jobbed to Wakamo> Jobbed to the popo
>>566473676For what it's worth, I was the OP of one of the threads and tried to delete it myself once I saw I was late, but it wouldn't actually let me delete the thread. There didn't seem to be a cooldown period either, so unless there's something I missed I dunno what was up.
>>566473791That Satsuki cover...
>>566473776>hina game
>>566473948It's over...
>>566474074You can't delete your own threads on /vg/
>>566473948NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>566473624Ask xir to post its login streak and you'll find out.
>>566474132i want to sniff hina's flat butt
>shitpost thread lived>three other legit threads died>obvious it was a malicious thread if you checked the previous threadYeah, I'm thinking we got new jannies who are in cahoots with OP, if not OP himself.
>>566474294I made this post
Doom mentioned
>open twatter>cute nagi>press like>happy mothers day animation playsUhh... Nagisa?
Time for a nice cup of tea!
>>566474423You made her a mother...
You have no powere here fags
>>566473776thanks for taking over this time, I'm at work and couldn't do it. anyway>midori made sex stuff>momoi student always deep>ao archive>gdd late games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRlnW5ESmso
>>566473948You know he's right
Her butt's gonna be sore the next day!
>>566474589is this real
>>566474596
I switched to 4 tanks, 2 healer specials in pvp.
im taking the megu plush to hotsprings
>>566473624Because it's probably the same shitstain from the other day. Some anon said he saw a sus thread in the catalog and it was using a similar name in the image and he also fucked up the OP
Mika cute
>>566474838Hina, Booki, and my dosage of Prozac and GabepentinaLife doesn't get any better
>>566474589i love this guyhe's so funny
FUCK AMBROSIA AHHH
>>566475083I can see her buttcheeks
why is the thread so slow?
>>566475321Lack of off topic shit to talk about
>>566475321It's saturday night nigga, people are hanging with friends and stuff.
>>566475352Fox wives, happy lives!
Things will get better
>>566475321I'm busy having totally consensual sex with Shiroko
Yeah
oh my
>>566475453
>instantly jump 1k up in ranking for a scuffed 3T TOR from speedran 2T INSDamn, UNeru doesn't fuck around.
Happy Mother's day
Fucking Mitcher behind the ramen machine
Fucking the ramen machine
Fucking ramen behind the Mitcher machine
Will you make your student a mother today, /bag/?
>>566476084At least 3 daughters
>>566476084how do you expect me to impregnate a drawing
>>566475953Hopefully is the small ramen
Why do tickets exist? Why not just give the equivalent of one in jims?
Bros...
shunling
>>566476464Just believe
>>566476389Niya is way too dumb-dumb to be in the role she is...
>>566476605Psychological effect. You are more willing to spend a ticket than you are Pyros.
>>566476464
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>566476896that is great news
Spotted earlier today
>>566473948That particular guy is a massive anti in disguise who's been spreading doomposting at every opportunity for years
>>566476913
Nigga, thats nuts
>>566476010Noatorare...
theres nothing to play this weekend
>>566477227reinstall Dota, you know you want it
>>566477227bro your pcsx2
>>566477227play eternal return
You can't make the Sisterhood pregnant this way, Hanako...
Suzy Morgentau & The Choo-Choo Rascals
>>566477254>mobaslop>>566477295>uncslop>>566477329>mobaslop again
>>566477227Play minesweeper or solitaire
Play Diablo 4 new expansion
>>566477227Play apex legends with some other bored anons here
>>566477227https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=uxznb4mKxCTYMffzhttps://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=vRwYTeqwprAqrZwyhttps://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=vhDmRHy5KaUZsSKNhttps://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=hRYbZPZXHvGS4tHMhttps://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=wAdaeAhmFHDHKtathttps://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=AveVks23MvDDm5Uaenjoy, anon(s)
>>566477227I'm playing Borderlands 4 just to see if it was a trainwreck and it honestly surprised me positively on the actual gameplay front.
>>566475321because nothing is going onall I do in BA is sweep normalsdo the 3x ramen pulls3x scrimm and bounty (idk if there's a multiplier coming up so Im saving tickets, why not)TA ins sweep (gold looks better)lessons, etconly reason I'm in the thread is because Im bored of everything else on my computer, I've been listening to the same song on repeat for an hour waiting for this code to finish running, Im suspicious the slop machine made it wrong, it's only using 1 core and it's like "nah dont worry about it, it's just a straggler bro" it was supposed to be parallel
>>566477621@chihiro is this safe?
>>566477621pp grabbers
>>566477227Your 10/10 IGN Mixtape?
where's my promised scrimmage revamp
idc im babu
I'm watching some old BA event story on youtube and a surprising amount of korean words come up and forced japanese players to look them up.
>33°CI hate being brown brosall countries should have four seasons
Cooming in Foom today as thanks for plat
>>566477715niyaniya's armpit...
>>566477865Sauce?
>>566477865I live on the east coast, USA, feels like every day is a different season right now. >80F one day, 45F the following, then 68, 35, 84, etc
>>566477967AI
Each day when you wake up, thank the Blue Archive fandom for gatekeeping their game.Look at the state of the Umamusume global fandom and despair. 1. Can't call the horse girls wives in the official Discord because the mods can't tell fiction from reality.2. Can't ship the horse girls with their male trainers because hardcore yuritards will harass you over it.3. Can't find most of the horse girls sexy because a big part of the fandom, just like their official Discord mods, can't tell fiction from reality.4. Promoting art where the horse girls get mastectomy: good. Promoting art that's too sexual: bad.5. Most of the troublemakers in the fandom do not even play the game.6. Dozens of Umamusume character RP accounts ran by the most insufferable people in existence that spout random IDpol bullshit and attack people over fictional character.
>>566473791That's good to know for next time, I went to melonbooks, marveled at all the doujins, considered buying a yuuka one but was just worried about getting it back.
>
>>566477865why do brown people like ichika so much
I love ichika
[-]
Homuhomu
I thought the kot posters hate the game?
>>566477621God bless your soul.
>page 3
>>566478305Some people are so worthless that the only thing they seem to pursue are (you)s on a Taiwanese image-based bulletin board.
Kek, I can't believe the meme is real
>>566477621Thanks Sensei
Too lazy to think of proper high score stratJust use some old safe one without malding bullshit
>>566478774sex
>>566477621Seia sponsoring video games for /bag/? Is this some new strategy of hers?
>>566478827Seia and Nagi are certified gamers™
>>566478752>memebro...
>>566479028Cute Erika
>>566477621we need more posters like this
Predict her personality
>>566479390she's gonna be a turbo slut
reviving this dead thread with hina sexyna
>>566479390Slow (both pace and intelligence on topics outside of her niche)Very autistic about boats and boat accessoriesGuaranteed bush
What am I fighting for...
>>566479757Meat
>>566479390Ako that can swim.
>>566479756so basically like Hikari but boat
>>566479390Non gay Ako
>>566479863hikari doesn't have pubes
>>566479390she's supposed to be flat though
Magical girls can defeat Sensei
Hina Fatina
>>566479948Shuro can beat up Sensei, nothing but skin and bones. That is not a feat
>>566479895neither will this one after I shave her myself
>>566479995She only managed a single punch, which I tanked good. I can take her.
>>566479948(Sexually)
>>566473379Bweeeeeeehhhhh
>>566479974Hina obesina
>>566479995There is a big difference between physically beating up Sensei and defeating Sensei in a battle of wits and ideology
>>566480067>make female black suit>put hair on herruined
>>566477621>already redeemedyeah, it's over
>>566477621what is gookako's response or is he browner than seiafaggot
It might not look like it, but this is the face of someone who has bested Sensei.
Pat you are students
Is Mika retarded?
Two Junkos, one good one evil.
>>566480387The quintessential female fantasy
>>566477621What games were these? I might as well buy them if I don't already own them
>>566480394Let me guessHmm...Elves?
>>566480475crysis 3 remasteredthe rest are a bunch of random indie game like mini settlers
What is it about PvP that makes it so enraging to play?
>>566480505yes
>>566480408she was doing her best
perfection
>>566480638Oh im not a fan of those actiony games, I gotta find more games like cracktorio and bannelrord
>>566473607>>566473453Nice thread retards
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
Miyako deserves more
Yeah more hate
>>566473791>that Akane/Karin doujin is still not scannedcome on...
How is /bag/ enjoying mother's day?
One thing I miss about being a kid/teen is being able to stay up for more than 24 hours and it barely affecting me. If I try that these days, even before an off-day, I'll be a wreck and feeling it for probably several days after. At the very least, I'm no longer a lard-ass like I was growing up.Blue Archive
Happy mother's day
>>566481364im gooning to RJ01454435
how do I unsubscribe from seia blogposts?
>>566480747timberborn
>>566481364Im playing Diablo 2 againWhich build should i run
>>566481696dual throw barbarian
>>566481439why does sensei love girls like ako and kei?
Why the fuck is the pvp so fucking one sided in favor of defense teams?
Need mama
>>566474341why is she naked under her dress?
>>566482257I hope she's naked under that hoodie
>>566481649Woah students for this feel?
Riddle me this Seia, if BA is so popular, how come its sales are so low
>>566480149Raped by a little girl again...
>>566482494Eos
>>566482585
>>566480149do not cum inside a little girl
>>566482645cum inside anus instead
>>566482645she literally asked for it
>>566482645Good thing shes a big little
riddle me thisriddle me thatwho am I gonna beat to death with this bat
>>566482494Not a lot of interesting units coming upMaybe when Shuro and decacunnies are released sales will go up
>>566482739I'm looking forwar to GOODYEAR's Nozomi doujin. I want my hot shupocunny sex with some side drama.
>>566482494Bitcoin is getting fucked
>>566482764Saori
>>566482494sales are in merch obviously. seia merch mainly
>>566477935based
>>566483156
>>566483156what a slut
If half anni units are swimsuit Fox Squad, thats great.Rabbit squad got swimsuit alts Fox squad should get it too
Does PC sales count in those numbers?
>unit
>>566470441Reisa is purple.
>>566483334Please dont make me think of a bunch of flat foxes in revealing outfits
>cursed seia plush that rapes you and calls you a whore
>>566482776are you implying that pdfs are big goys and will eat up decagirls shit designs?
>Wakaboat in JPThanks to JP being a head we know what raids will come later in global but goddamn, So fucking boring that global will get another waka so soon.
>>566483426what's wrong with flat girls in revealing outfits?
>>566483432she's coming
>>566483659Surely it's not TA with yellow armor?
1T TOR Wakabote is possible in global or do we need Kurumi?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylSogXSY3P4
>>566483659last year 50% of all TAs were waka and geburahnexon doesn't really give a fuck about spamming the same one raids and terrains
>>566483742>a 2T raid is now possible with 1Toh boy
I just started playing the game. Do you have any tips for a noob?
>>566483665I hate this!
>>566483986fuck off we're full
>>566483903that's the fate of almost every TOR in the game, also that gook has used uNeru for Chesed instead of Mika I think it's over for our princess
>>566483986Reward yourself with /bag/got experience with another nonny if you beat a hard raid or ever get plat.
>>566483742the strongest fox...
>2x hards during a dead week otherwiseCan't wait to raise my Foom to UE30 and Hinata+ Mari sister combo to UE40.Cherino in 2 days or in 9 days.
>>566483986Dont pull anything until you get 48k jims
I've been levitating at 64k for like a month jennifers which isn't a bad amount, but I still keep impulsing like a retard
>>566483986just bee urself :3
>Kurumi>means walnut in englishCan't stop thinking of my prostate when I see that name come up.>>566484195She raises the damage of your students a ton.
>>5664840161T isn't really relevant in those types of raids unless you can do it faster than 2T, that uNeru on waka is still slower than top teams which means you'll likely see no plat on JP if you do it that way. The Chesed clear you're talking about is still slower than the top 3T Chesed clear from 2 years ago. Some raids are designed to be approached with multiple teams.
Do you think we'll get 8k jens between now and start of Fes?
>>566484394yeahif you pay up
>>566484301I went down to 50k to grab Mika.Hopefully this doesn't come back to bite me come fest. I already have Kuroko and bHosh but I'll still probably need to get Kei/Aris within one spark unless I get lucky on Kiki or Himari banners and not need to spend 200 pulls.
>>566484394we get massive amount of jims between now and blueFES for free via web events and gifts from nexon, you'll be fine
>>566483986Reroll for Mika and/or S. Hoshino if you don't have them, they will carry you through the game
>>566481364made for sensei dick
>>566484016not really, if you play the game, 1t has lower score than 2t if both combined 2t has total time clear lower than 1t.it's like kaiten raid where you can clear torment 1t with dhina but 2t using Aru+dHina is better for score
>>566484356My Walnut
>>566484689uNeru is clearly better for most content, you can make due with borrowing a UE60 Mika yourself
>>566484864UE40 Aru enough for Kaiten or do I really need her to be UE60?I'm about to UE40 her and I wonder if it's enough.
happy mother's day
I miss black hair Key
>>566484908nigga you can't borrow to clear normal, hard mission, stories, and events. Also Mika is more versatile since you can use her off ele unlike uNeru and Mika's banner is available now>>566484978Yes, she's free to farm so why not.
Why is Aru so sexy?
>slop and faggotryBravo SEA hours
>>566484908but uNeru isn't on the current bannerHe might as well reroll and get a strong student to carry him through the campaign if he just startedProgression walls like 27-5 will be much easier to overcome with Mika
>>566485064
Full of mana
>>566485205that's a dork
>>566485263Master's mana
>>566485232better to invest a little into Iori for normal missions it's enough desuMika is single target
>>566485064Happy mother's day for all the single moms who stay beatin on they kids ass
https://x.com/sinrisk/status/2053361738335281337?s=20GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Superwoman
>mothers dayliterally only in USA stop fucking saying it
>>566485493I thought zoos was smarter than this.....
>>566485462is this a cow or a dog?
>>566485594Gehenna is known for abominations so a mix of both
>>566485572>mexibrownAIEEEEEEEEEE CHORIZO
>>566485652this will be blue archive graphics in 2012
>>566485652MAKI!!! YOU ARE CARRYING A SPRAY THINGY APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>566485572Others gang ww@
>>566485652Would you guys play BA 2.0 Electric Boogaloo but open world? You'd have to roll for your studentwives again
>>566485462GUUUH. Extremally based taste in legwear, Ako-chan...That ass is sooo fat + the round blacker stocking part at the top around her thigh is really boner inducing.
>>566485652my princess is beautiful
>>566485737>tactical game>open worldNo
>>566485734I forgot when exactly it is
Seia posters look like this
>>566485652
>>566485652Soulless Archive that can never be comiket king
>>566485734Nagisa is argentina coded>>566485848Seia is brazillian codedMika is safe I guess
>>566480394where the other pink
>>566485737It looks cool as a concept but actually playing it, ehh...
>>566485926Mika is brazilian coded just because of the gorilla jokes
We love students like Miyako the most.
>>566485848I love brown little girls
>>566485979Mika is brazilian coded because she has a 20 cm uncut GOCK.
>>566485848brown girls erotic. when are we getting more chocolate students nexon??
>>566486035yeah, in her ass
>>566486139No I meant bulging in her white tights. Nagisa is 17 cm >only and she is mad bout Mika being bigger. Seia is the lowest rank of tea party because she is 12 cm.
>>566485734>argentina>>566485848>brazilWhy is T party like this
>Heehee LOOK AT ALL MY DOUJINSHI hehee I'm going to spam every other general with my porn books numbers HAHAHAHAHA>WA-WAIT IS THAT THE SALE NUMBERS????? NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T POST THEM THEY ARE NOT RELEVANT STOP STOP STOP
Yeah I do that
>>566485848you know if seia looked like this it wouldn't be rape but a mutual relationship
Uoh melty
Uh oh doujinlet melty
>>566486238So....? Does your game have any good futa doujinshi? Keep in mind we use nhentai here
>n
>>566486035>Mika>Brazilian>20cmMika is very white and also Colombians are bigger.
>>566486214wrong actually. seia is a horse so she's the biggest by far
Fanart and doujin numbers are real and empirical, sales numbers are always fabricated and disingenuous especially with multi platform games.
>brown got promotedlightskin mobs never ever
>>566486467your rabu?
You can't call me a newbab anymore /bag/I have plats!
>>566485932paid vacation
>>566486507>NAYou didn't beat the raid.
>>566469595>weird filename >fucked up OPSorry it's a holiday and I can't help out baking, bros...
>>566486575this
miniature students
>>566486676What would sex with Hina feel like bros
>>566486703Small
>>566486703i bet she smell real good
Happy Mother's day /bag/
>>566485993i see it...!
I believe in the happy ending!
>>566486843>A fucking slop clone
>>566486942If you think about it, were all slop clones from our parents
>>566486703depends how big your dick is and if you're a latino or not
>>566486843Is that a Dyson V10? I approve
fatherhood is terrifying to me on the level of like, getting cancer
>>566487046Why, are you homosexual?
>>566487046
>>566487110no but I'm autistic and wish I could stay a kid my entire life
Do I need AP to clear Vol F?
>>566487173The conquest part yeah
>>566485848how'd you know?
Dont forget your maid day /bag/
>>566487215Damn, I guess I'll wait till next week.
What tea party member would you want your hung femboy friend to cosplay if you had a choice?
>>566487365bro? your gookako pic?
>>566487365Amau Ako
>>566487046good thing you'll never have to worry about that then
Damn, we look like this?
>>566487365Forgot your 2 shotgun blasts to the head, faggot.
it's not us this time
>>566487365Makoto
Miyako Hifumi
>>566487365George Washington
https://x.com/LowRes_Sensei_X/status/2053139626894979162why is prez there?
>>566485993uhhh... Miyako bwo? can you post that?
>>566487675Because this pres actually does her job
>>566487046jew jew jew
>>566487627Why are you mentioning the names of two sexy hebe students?
>>566487989I just think Miyako and Hifumi are really sexy
>>566487974*grabs her and chucks her to the sea*
>>566488061Which side are you on /bag/?
whoops! now the skirt is ruined
>>566487974*grabs her and pumps her of semen*
>>566485572This. Everyone ITT is from Japan.
>>566488235>pumps her of semen
>>566488325shut up half woman
>>566487974bunch of weirdos itt
All Shuro needs is a better parent that wont starve her in the mountains because shes planning her evil scheme to burn a whole city down
2 and a half women
>>566488061>>566488174Whichever gives her the tail.
>>566488469I wish to make shurro uncomfortable by flirting with her and having every advance go way above her head
>Was holding rank 1 in pvp for a while with tickets to spare>slept in and got knocked into the double digits>Just got out cockblocked on my climb by someone who's started using Tsurugi on defense>This after I'd started using Tsurugi against some people after an anons advice to great successThis is less fun than when I'm the one doing it.
>>566489075Japanese schizophrenia hits different
>>566489075Google lens can't translate this image properly...
>>566489075@arona translate this from moonrunes to humanspeak
>>566489075Good for you.Or sorry that happened.
How do you guys seriously not understand Japanese by now?
I can't read
>How do you guys seriously not understand schizo runes by now?
>>566489534I look like this and say this
>>566489202have you tried getting good?
>>566486843I thought the child was naked from the thumbnail
If your name starts with gookako please leave
shitpost OP killed the thread.../bag/ EoS soon...concord won...
>>566489698/bag/ said Concord would be the BA killer... I guess it was just the /bag/ killer
>>566489369It's hotter when I don't know what they are yelling to me
Jumby my beloved...
>>566489369Because things get translated into English, so I'm not forced to put in effort into learning Japanese
>>566489925What's jumby?
If your name starts with gookako please stay
hina drillina
>>566490004Looks extremely painful
I would be motivated to learn jap if there was a loser girl I could get close to by doing so
Getting a Japanese gf really would be the best way to learn Japanese
>>566489569No?
>>566490041pain is weakness leaving the body
>>566490158Damn... That's powerful.
Your studentwife is Kivotosian
I'm going to remember those words when I'm working out
Am I allowed to pull yet?
>>566490231>not even enough for 10 sparksno
>>566490231Only if you don't have Kisaki and T.YuukaOtherwise save up bozo.
>>566490158Pain is a complex, subjective, and protective experience. The International Association for the Study of Pain (IASP) defines it as:"An unpleasant sensory and emotional experience associated with, or resembling that associated with, actual or potential tissue damage."Why pain existsPain evolved as a survival mechanism. It motivates you to:Withdraw from danger immediately (e.g., pulling your hand from a hot stove)Protect injured areas while they heal (e.g., limping on a sprained ankle)Learn to avoid similar threats in the futureWithout pain (as in certain rare genetic conditions like congenital insensitivity to pain), people suffer repeated injuries, infections, and early death.How pain works Specialized sensory neurons called nociceptors detect harmful stimuli — extreme heat, cold, mechanical damage, chemicals from inflammation, etc.Transmission: Signals travel via nerves to the spinal cord, then up to the brain.Processing in the brain: Multiple regions get involved:Sensory areas (location and intensity: "sharp pain in my finger")Limbic system (emotional component: "this is awful and scary")Prefrontal cortex (cognitive evaluation: "is this dangerous? how bad is it really?")Modulation: The brain and spinal cord can amplify or dampen the signal (this is why placebo effects, distraction, stress, or meditation can change pain intensity).Pain is not just a direct readout from damaged tissue. It is an output generated by the brain based on all available information — sensory input, memories, emotions, expectations, social context, etc.
>>566490231Blufes soon.
>>566490287>T.YuukaNTA but is she really that good? I have a lot of pyros and could safely pull her, but I don't really understand her position in the meta. I really like her as a character though.
@arona what is love?
>>566490301SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>566490301Like I'm going to listen to something that has never experienced pain
>>566490301>tfw fibromyalgia, but extremely buff bicep.I wouldn't wish this shit for my worst enemy, routine blood pressure inspections are literal torture.
>blufucking cringe
>>566490041For you
>>566490360She's one of very few good reposition students.So for a lot of raids you won't miss her, but for the ones like Goz that use her you will REALLY miss her.Definitely grab her if you can.
>>566490360Best repositioner for Goz and SRKR and just good in general.Her and NY.Mutsuki are the only good limited worth pulling for newfags, metawise.
>>510879705 retard
>>566489698I remember when I told someone that janny could ban you for the most frivolous thing during birthday op saga and he insisted that it is my fault if I get banned. Now jannies ban legitimate OP and protected shitpost thread. So much for bootlicking cuckchan.
Heh...maybe the real thread was the students we fucked along the way.
/bag/ is FAT
Blue Archive is widely regarded as the "King of Comiket" (or Comiket no Ou) in recent years (roughly 2023–2025/2026). >Why Blue Archive dominatesMassive number of doujin circles: It consistently tops (or places near the top) the list of participating circles by a huge margin.It has its own dedicated genre code and even gets split by in-game schools due to the sheer volume.Examples: Over 1,800 circles at Comiket 106 (2025), and similar dominance in prior events like C105, C104, etc. It overtook traditional powerhouses like Touhou, Kantai Collection (KanColle), Fate/Type-Moon, and Idolmaster.>Reasons for its popularity at ComiketStrong character appeal — Cute anime-style schoolgirls with guns, distinct personalities, and heavy "waifu" appeal. Many characters lend themselves well to both wholesome and spicy (adult) doujin content.Frequent updates and events — The game releases new characters, story chapters, and events regularly, giving creators fresh material.Fan-friendly community — The developers are notably supportive of fan works (some staff even visit booths). This encourages participation. High "thirst" factor — It produces a lot of erotic/romantic doujinshi, which has always been a major driver at Comiket.In short, while VTubers often compete closely for overall top spots (especially in certain events), Blue Archive has been the standout single-franchise "king" in terms of raw doujin circle numbers and cultural dominance at recent Comikets. This is similar to how Touhou or KanColle ruled in previous decades.
>>566486467Still can't believe this happened, but I'm thankful for it. The Vroom Vroom leader is next once Highlander gets content again (2028)
>>566491056I do have 5kg that I can't put offmaybe I bulked without realizing idk
>>566490482kek
Nn
Please, no more, I'm tired.
T-Toki...
>>566491295I'll take all of these today, Toki.
puproko...
who is the goku of BA?who is the piccolo of BA?
LivingBattle killed /bag/...it's over...
i rage refreshed in pvp today
Should I be concerned with the game’s recent financial performance?
>>566491412I can't fuck this
>>566491532you're supposed to eat it
>>566491516
dooms?concerns?revenues?steam charts?censoring?indians?ba killer?2 cakes?michaschizo?nihaschizo?
>wojack>pepewe have reached the lowest bottom
>>566491730shitpost OPshitpost thread
What is this creature?
>>566491730It could be worst. We could be back to "Aris is unpopular" spam.
>>566491837That pink creature? EVIL incarnate
>>566491847Aris is indeed unpopular, but it's still way better than this
gookako OPs never end up as shitpost threads thoughbeit
Aris is unpopular
So who would be the worst mother
How do Harukafags cope with the fact that Nexon used Yoshimi to canonically cuck her?
>>566492029your mom
coom in Nozoom.
>Aris is unpopular...in the trans community
Good morning /bag/, quite a night it seems. Try to be productive today.
>>566490301>—
>>566492170Its middle of the day harukabro
>>566492086This is a trap, I won't fall for it.
>>566490464red lost
They should add Scrimmage E
Kei is better than Aris and that's a fact
https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/b/ba/Michiru_%28Dress%29_CookingShop_Cooking_4.ogg
>>566492250Don't be silly, it's 6:53 AM in the temperate North American subtropic where we® are all located.
They should add Scrimmage जेड
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144612993
>>566492370I feel Aris is so clueless about sex she would just sit down next to Kei and have a normal conversation
>>566492458How is super serika still weak enough to get raped like that?
>>566492458I'm not that bald.
>>566492562You will be. :)
>>566492630How do you knowAre you future me
>>566492630>Clean my work desk>Enough hair to make an yarn
>>566492534Shes weak to adult pheromones
>>566492715the balding never stops
>>566492362Weapon parts are some of the most useless mats around
>>566492630stop that
>>566492737>sensei is weak to gehenna's demon pheromones>cats and foxes are weak to sensei pheromonesinteresting
I like how they keep talking about their flat chests.
>>566492726STOP MALDING FOR THAT PLAT SENSEI IT'S NOT WORTH IT
>>566492726this has been happening to me since I was 16 but am still not baldI shed hair like a dog I think
>>566493150Brat? More like brap
>an yarn
>>566493281Hi bored I'm sensei
>>566490360She is very good in meta and very cute.
>>566492046no one cares about haruka except that 1 schizo that gets mad when you call her a troon
/hag//sag//bag/
>>566490360she's the one you regret not having when you really need her
My balls are sagging......
angry_and_sad_ryan_gosling_screaming_uncontrollably.webm
>>566493480>are you talking about limiteds? what about nyFuuka?
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>566493547Mika really looks different when she's wearing a uniform
>>566493679>>566493674Is a brick and a shit student. Wonder how many steambabs got trolled by /bag/ into pulling for her.
>>566493150It's kinda sad how I rarely ever see new Mutsuki fanart or even Mutsuki posting in /bag/She is such a good girl, but she's been bratcrept by so many at this point...
>this is you're first green damage dealer
>>566493547Underrated cutie
Why did you stop ritualposting?
>>566493872she kinda looks like a drug dealer, yes I see it
>>566493851people who play BA don't really like mean characters
He knows full well why. But let's not discuss that now, not in front of them.
>>566493851
>>566493913No point in doing so when you're gonna get banned for 3 days eventually anyway and lose your ritual posting streak.No point of doing it unless you're ban evading schizo like ibukifag.
>>566490360Then you should definitely pull. if you already like her and can afford her, she's the comfiest repositioner in the game by a mile. No she's not mandatory, but any time you can use her you will be extremely glad to have her. Being free from Kotori's shackles is a blessing.
Ibuki's foot juice.....
>>566493872Glory to Kaya-sama
>>566493851>She is such a good girlThat's like your opinion, maan.
Ibuki is a child.
The great thing about Blue Archive is that they are all good girlsExcept Miyako. I do not forgib
how often do you guys see gookako being posted in non BA related threads or scenarios?
about 3 or 4 times a day on /v/
Next you will reply to yourself, saying you see them in /trash/ all the time. Dance for me.
>>566494365There's nothing illegal about gulping down all the sweat that has accumulated in her boots throughout the day
>566494616why would a gookako be posted on a porn board you retard?
>>566493476Literally designed for nursing handjobs
One week left until Forza 6
I gotta keep my Ibuki fed so she can continue to supply me with Ibupee
https://x.com/eiraku_tee/status/2053405648327708943
would chise say that?
>>566494698>he doesn't know about gookako porn
>>566494729Two weeks dumbass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE
>>566491056I'm working on it okIt's really hard to do when you work in an office in a city where you can't go outside because it's always raining half the year
>>566494794I boughted the super deluxe premium edition
>>566494881>176this will take you like 1.5h which means you're actually wasting money because time is money
So when I wanted a playable Rin I was a nigger, but everyone now treats playable Kaya like a 100% sure thing?
>he doesn't pay for Blue Archive gold membershipluh mao
>>566494945If time is money then how come I'm 37 and poor as hell?
>>566495008because you sit at internet forum where posts like these are being made>>566494749
>>566494981That was before Blue Archive 2Probably
>>566495008Mediocre spawn location.
>>566494981Who the hell is everyone? People are just glad that she's appearing more now.GSC will never be playable, get a grip
>>566495046OK, but that's a quality post
>>566494729>>56649479415 days
[This post requires a /bag/ gold account to view]
But /bag/ hes talking about the new forza coming out in a week not deca...
>>566494895Trying climbing the stair up and down
>2 days until SRKR comes againYou are getting Torment clear this time, right?
>>566494989Be honest /bag/ if you could pay $20 a month for guaranteed plat for all raids without even any need to do them, would you?
The Chad might mogBut when the jester speaks, even kings listen
I tried so hard and got so far
>>566495080>get a gripNot that anon but what should I grip onto? Seia's hips?
>racingslop:|>racingslop, japan:)
>>566495187Brats
>>566495173I'm listening
>>566495173What play is to horses, to monkeys it's business.But to Tom it's all foolery.
>>566495173 We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back.
>>566495159This sensei does not bother himself with grand assaults
>>566495159Yes, but I genuinely hate SRKRPutting all of my energy into copying a purple p2 beat for beat and just slopping my way through p1
JFD is next doe????
Shirokuro is on week 2 of the kisaki rerunDeca starts immediately after
post kino imejis:
>>566495226Damn fucking brats
>>566495540>testestrone???>chart says "IQ score" in the lower left corner?????
>>566495540this wasn't even funny the first time you posted it
>>566490897You don't fuck students. The students fuck you.
>>566495816My grandma elf is supposed to have eyebags
>>566490360>I really like her as a characterGet her then.There are a fair few fights that want repositioning, she's incredibly comfortable repositioning.She used to be a mandatory recommendation JUST for Goz, she's good on Shirokuro though I think there are teams that ignore repo for that now? I forget.I also used her for Geburah until I started doing Torment.She's also part of some low-student count Tiph strats iirc.
Striped...
>>566496157that's a big donut
cripple ass
dog ass
Stop making the thread more ass.....
I'm baking a Seia bread
You say you love your student wife no matter what, but would you ACTUALLY still LOVE her if she had a penis? Still calls herself a woman and is the exact same in everyway, but has a dick now.
Ahh jeez, who the hell assed
>>566496569Didn't ass
don't care, didn't ass
>>566496574where is the gookako avatar?
I assed
>>566496574Shut up, faggot.
Is this appropriate for a 15 year old?
>>566496903Is her tail THAT thick...
>>566496896>>566496817So I take it you don't love your student no matter what? That's what I'm getting.
>>566496903i always believed that their tails were real, and that that one CG was a fuck-up
>>566496968If you love your student that much then post your bonds.
>>566497068Please just report and ignore, I am begging you for once. It's so obvious.
>>566497068I'd still love my students, yeah
new event tomorrow
>>566497024Hate Ayame, all my homies hate AyameNagusa is the eternal president of Hyakkaryouran and that's a FACT.
squishy child butt
>>566497362Ayame...
>>566497249Imagine the unwashed gamer girl feet stench
>>566497408Why is she showing me her feet? What does she expect me to do with them?
i respect that guy a lot more than any of you no one else posted bonds
>>566497461I don't think their feet would be the source of the strongest smell emanating from them.
>>566497652What was that? I was too busy inhaling to notice.
>samplefuck off
seia raped me
>>566497461The GDD bathes and smells good.
>>566495159I did last time and i don't remember how
https://x.com/takutaku12364/status/2053438014907707433
>>566497920File size limit is a thing that exists
You dont have the original files downloaded though, you're a faggot who only saves thumbnails. The originals arent even that big
>>566498087Reencoding is also a thing that exists
>>566497993these girls have ridiculously wide hips and delicious buds
>>566497249Four loads in each, next question >>566497634I’m a newfag and my highest bond is a 6 (for sRenge)
>>566498087Resizer is also a thing that exists. You're just retarded.
>>566498214>>566498376I'm not doing all that to repost images from Gelbooru, deal wit it
Let's say you rolled for Tyuuka and got her at 150 rollsWould you finish the spark to get Tmari?
>>566498524I would finish the spark and get elephs for tYuuka
>>566498513>gelbooruholy retardUnironically, you don't love your students and youre probably a covid tourist and a steamfag
>>566498087>>566498513I yearn to pin her down and kiss her.
>>566498524Only if I have enough sparks for the following banners.And I'd rather get Kisaki ligma for ue40
>>566498524Might as well see it to the end with dickrolling. I'd say 150 is a threshold where I'd go fuck it we spark. How many pyros do you have for Fes?
>>566498524Kisaki
>>566498524Yes, but it would hurt a little. But I couldn't leave a limited on the table like that.
>>566498524I did exactly that.It'd be a lie to say zero regrets, but Mari is cute.Bond gear soon please, just let her self heal and up the radius.
>>566498572Suzu-chan milkchuchu
>>566498578You're assuming a lot of things for someone who's not imageposting
is this safe?https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120164172
>>566498670TMari with wide range and self-heal is called IMari
>>566498746Yet, I'm still right. Curious
>>566498838No anon, you will never be safe.
>>566498838> safeYes> Will jannie still ban youYes.
>>566498845LET MARI IN A TRACKSUIT BE USEFUL
>>566498838>gotta log in to see R18Yesn't
>>566498828https://files.catbox.moe/hkbmo7.webm
>>566498895What type of tsundere does /bag/ prefer?
Hey /bag/
>>566499090More dere, minimal tsun. Kurumi and Rena are good. Ako is just a bitch.
>>566498869Got you to post a pic ;^)My job here is done. Have another sample as a reward.
>>566499090Neru
>>566499090not Ako
>>566499090For me, it's Key
Huh. Was there a 5th anni twitter event I missed? DamnPretty sure previous to this the last one with you interacting with students was years ago
>>566496574Stop being gay
>>566499090Ako is the kind of a snide, passive-aggressive tsun that makes me want to humiliate her
BLESSED DAY
Now this is soulful art
>OH MY REDDIT YOU DIDN'T GET THE IMEJI STRAIGHT FROM PIXIV YOU ARE NOT REAL SENSEINo one cares
>mother's day>none of my students are mothersbros...
>>566499460>not even transparentthis but unironically thoughCurate your own images, letting some indopag pick them for you is cringe
>>566499526Skill issue. My students already have my babus.
>>566499526Mother's Day came too early this year, but to be fair so did I
ibukipee is real
>>566499526Well with my help I was able to turn my sister into a mother.
>>566499749why is always aris and hina
>>566499837Post pregnancy results or gtfo
>>566499887gogurt
DOOR'S STUCK.
>>566499925he posted his baby the other day
Never bee yourself.
>>566499815>Orange Minute MaidReality is disappointing in a lot of ways
>>566499815>Ibuki likes orange minute maidis this canon?
I recorded myself greeting Happy Mother's Day. I did not like how I look so much of a mess. I don't want to send my mother a constant reminder as a present
>>566499998Jobbed yet again...
>>566500038Fuck off, that post is disgusting and repulsive
Do we fuck sticcs here?
https://litter.catbox.moe/sy9hduw64noj43be.jpg
>>566500207At least you're there and present. Some people just drop contact with their parents but you're still communicating. Your mother is probably proud that you grew up and doesn't think you're a disappointment like you think you are.Treat her well while you can.
Reminder Izumi's birthday is in two hours
i wish hasumi has some character beyond the dunb architect meme
>>566500740We are making a Mika thread next
you know what you must do.
>>566500875Baking Seia bread
>>566500791the architect is based though
>>566500923but not too early...
>>566500391Needs meat on those bones first
>>566501070>>566501070>>566501070OP fixed
*grabs*
>>566500979>ywn wake up to this by your bedside
>>566500791The scale is her personality anon. Besides she had a (very) big moment in the athletics event where she befriended the ninja club and got them to win with a gimmick strat. If nothing else it's a (humongously) big departure from the big boobed edgelord we were introduced to in the tutorial.
>>566501092too early.
>>566500391yes. I like seeing my dick through her skin while I pump
>>566501092Retard
>>566500979Too old. Sensei doesn't like hags
>>566500740>>566500824>>566501210>>566501210>>566501210
>>566501180But what if Kokuriko drank the cunny potion
>>566501227We are NOT using this dog shit thread
>>566501143It has Izumi and the OP was fixed. Also this thread was made by the schizo about 30 posts before the bump limit and then posted at ~730. Had to make sure he didn't try to do the same since he's active around these hours
