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QuestionI've been doing something that's probably stupid and only realized it nowI always set aside energy, training items etc for summer and make sure to train those turns to the best of my ability.It never occurred to me that if I get a shitty summer turn it's better to just run another race. What's the cutoff point for a good summer training?
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Go my Goldlings. Steal their hearts.
I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish
ongoing, almost donehttps://jiggie.fun/Qfz_Sj>>566566309
Mambo!
>>566566317I am immune
>900k in TT is no longer top 1kuh oh, retentionbros, it's not slowing down
>>566566456i can see them
do any other umas literally say "i love you" or is palmer the first
>>566566317Kill yourself staygoldtranny
>>566566317You can't steal my heart but I'll lend you my penis
>>566566478I want to breed Ardan and ArdanpostersI can see it
>club fell down to B+>I know it's my fault because I've been doing nothing but cheerleader Kingu parent runs in URA for the last 5 daysI should feel bad but I don't
>>566566478
>>566566478I need to lick it
>>566566478[ | ]
i have insider knowledge that sweepy bot method is going to get patched and detected in next week update
>>566566456>>566566478
It is Senior Takarazuka Kinen. Tazuna has only given me one other master cleat hammer. The other items in the shop are two power manuals and a whistle. I cannot buy both the hat and the hammer. Which one would you take?
>>566566189How are your legend races coming along /uma/ who did you guys complete first?
I LOVE UMamas
>>566566478You can't post that
reminder that austisma killed dannny chou’s cup
Staygoldtranny who doesn't play the game shitting up the thread with his ugly whore, must be a day ending in Y
honorary mare
>had to spark Palmer just like 2 of the other 3 umas I rolled for in the past>All the girls from Hayahide upwards are all new with Doto appearing TWICEMy account is fucking cursed. At least I got Digitan, but not only do I not care about the others. McQueen was the one I was doing the daily legend race for and now it's for fucking nothing. I couldn't even be spooked by someone useful like Dober or Seiun. Rate up is a fucking lie and I'm just going to stop rolling on uma banners and use selectors because all I ever do is pity the girls I want.
>>566566737
OL Creek
>>566566818Stegoposter will be my /uma/gf, not yours
Stegosexo
>>566566718which methodwe have 2 types of sweepy now
>>566566739You'll get hammers at climax, trust
Mother who doesn't play the game taking care of me and is a beautiful person, must be Mothersday
>>566566874
Palmer love!
>>566566478She looks cool as hell ngl
Mejiro \ I / love
>>566566958now you HAVE to post the rest as well
I ate a whole Costco pizza myself and took a nap after
Sexshi
>>566567102ummmm, anti-localizer bros??!?!
>>566566918Mommy>>566566904She enslaved me>>566566829Wife
>>566567247Toss 'em, Jordan!
>>566566965I will put my faith in you, Ogurin. You have never betrayed me.
>>566567102she would NEVER say this
>>566567212I had two cans of mandarin oranges for breakfast and I'm not going to eat again until 7am due to how work operates
>>566567102She would say this
>>566567154What did she mean by this?
>>566565063 >>566565104
What the HECK when did she sneak into my stables i don't remember this...
>>566567102Not *that* kind of love, Anon.
>>566567441I'm not quite sure
>>566567550Biko
>>566567476https://youtu.be/MyWjgnqc2Ek?t=68
>>566567476F A S T E R
why is paama so cool compared to the other Mejiros....
>>566566257Lv5 facility is lv5 facility, even a single rainbow may be enough but with low stam reqs, your facilities outside of summer should be high level.It's not rare to enter senior year with lv4 wit or lv3 speed and use items with these, even better if you get level up items and coins to spare since you're buying no more than 1-2 stam/power ankles per run.Even then, I think I've done only 1 summer race this whole week. Doing that summer Power training with only mood/te modifiers from 3 cards is still good stats since stam/pwr/guts facilities actually stay at low level the entire run
>>566567550biko is so cutei wish she were my little sister
>>566565345What can I run to emergency pivot non-front wise? I was thinking of like, pace Ardan / spweek and possibly change back line gamblor to fantasy pasa and drop dominator entirely.
>>566567395But you’ll starve
>>566567639She learned from the best
>>566567734To not eat makes it taste all the better
>>566567476ogorocopter
Are fronts, pace, and ends all equally as viable in the mile CM or is one clearly better? I'm thinking about what to doI would just run my favorites but MANT doesn't let me have fun and do that
>>566567231Be more mindful of the homos, they are intimidated by goldship
Where do zoomers and gen alpha post their cringe original characters? i want to see ridiculous uma OCs made by teenagers. I want to see Mejiro Dark, the only uma musuko. Do people do that kind of stuff anymore?
>>566567476NSFW ogurin
>>566567965YeppersUmatok, Umatter, Umumblr
Slow day today
>>566567965I wish that wasn't a lost art
>>566567697pace ardan is unironically one of the strongest umas for the darby and niggas are sleeping on herspechud is fine too, but if you have finemotion she is also goodlate surger digital is good and the strongest late this cmend goldship is also fast to build and can win races, other endclosers are a meme
>>566567102isn't this taboo? love between a student and her teacher
>>566567965i don't think i've ever seen a proper uma OC donut steeljust umas based on other (real or fictional) steeds
>>566567965No, zoomies and alpha are good little wagies and consumers that will defend the multi billion dollar company and not have lascivious thoughts because it's what pedos do
>>566567948Fronts>Taishin>Taiki>Other Pace>Other Ends
>>566567965this ain't 2012 anymore ojiisan
I think an edgy uma would unironically sell like hotcakes
>>566567636
>>566567948It's radiant star lottery
>>566568278Believe is not very popular
>>566567965>What are year 4-5 himbas
>1lb Ayabe gutsI am cooked aren't I? I can't make a guts deck.
>finemoniggers are literal negrosYou can't make this up
>CM registration already>another CM at the end of the monthThis game is impossible to play if you have any other hobbies. The accelerated CMs have killed my interest more than MANT has.
>>566566965Oguri you fucking bastard
>>566568397Everyone knows the Irish are white niggers
>>566568278Shakur seems edgy to me
>>566568456Ok, fuck off then
>Sex City until Sept. 2028
>>566568456Open is viable now
>>566568456It's doable if you accept the comfy CMs of not trying to get distance S, and a perfect ace, or go open league.
wahey
>>566568615>461x800holy low effort
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DINGHereeee comes the Mile airplane /uma/Open wide81160681TOKYO 1600M
danchode I just mercy killed 5 of my borrows see you tomorrow
Seeing Creek's gigantic hair swinging left and right when she's running is weirdly satisfying.
WHAT if wejong
Oguri Cap (as in Cutest)
doto is irish...
>>566568456Just make Unity aces with Open League>Grab NSM>Win
>>566568791Why are you not in a club
>>566567506M A R K E DARKED
My dick is raging hard for Ardan so hard right now. I can't even play the game when she's on the screen, be it in the lobby, in the team trials screen or during career. SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>NTRfag is here>/uma/club schizos are not here>Thread is usableHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>566568904Make a room and see what happens
>>566569109CAUSE COOL GUYS ARE LONE WOLVES (& also don't look at explosions)
>>566568283Good, now make it extremely slow, so 1 turn takes at least one minute.
Post trainers getting overpowered
>>566567948Give me 2 weeks and I'll show you triple speed eater. latekeks and paceniggers will taste debuffs this time
>>566569259
How you enjoying Palmer globalbros?
>>566569198I am here tho>>566569205but your free carats...
>>566569237>you'll never have a second life with creek being your wife mistressWhy live
>>566569198>hey guys i'm just BEGGING for drama please give me some (you)'s I just LOVE drama
>>566567965I saw a vid of Oguri and Tama landing in Peru (?) and meeting a bunch of latinx umas, I should've saved it
>>566569372>>566569198Curren would say this
>>566569237aaaaaaaaaaaaa goddamnit GIVE HER TO MEEEEEEEE
I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED MOD+1 INSTEAD OF UMASTAN
>>566569351bwo... that's Inari One
>>566569337Don't need emI get everything first multiEverything>/uma/ clubTell [REDACTED] I said hi
>>566569202alright I will try ONCEMajsoul Friends Room 89082(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89082come jong if you want
>>566568791Your Hishi looks good, cant wait for it to start
>>566568907I’m not sure I would trust this maid to bring me meals
>>566568080I'll do some emergency ardan runs then, thanks. Spe / digitan could happen, I don't have finemo. Gold ship is actually one of the back liners I made and she does take random W's now and then.
oh no no no
>>566569643I don't really like the way this character looks.
>>566569830Perfect wife material.
>>566569519I guess we only have jongers during comfy eu times............ lame
>brown hours>netorare
I think we should KILL THEM
>>566569974Sorry bro I'm manting right now
Can you still win Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring with guts decks?
>>566569519Jong is fun until your opponents knows how to read hands and count remaining pieces.>>566569740Happy birthday Kawakami anon and have a nice day.
>>566569951Most /uma/nons on the right btw.
>>566567965My girlfriend made Funny Cide an uma.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny_CideShe also made a Moscana a famous Chilean Mare but shes not happy with the design.
>>566568093Same. I've seen plenty of cool art of historical horses depicted as umas but never once just some random uma character. Maybe the setting is too strongly adjacent to reality for even weird kids to try that.Trainer OCs on the other hand...
>>566569951Is this... The legendary...NTR NTR?!I unironically love stories and doujins about an initial passional cheating that develops into true feelings and the cheating partner ends up breaking up with the original couple and marries and has a family with the persona they're cheating with
>>566570048I'm already done with my borrows...>>566570064I don't care much about your opinion, you don't play anyway
>>566570213I think you are a woman
>>566567965her name is invincible her skill makes the weather instantly snow she has infinite stamina because she's a zombie
>>566569259.
watching palmer's story, its jarring to see zoomer/gen a speak
>>566570213I think you're too far gone. I only like cheating and NTR cause the immorality of the act is just too hot.
>>566570183Holy based
>>566570064
>>566570213dober would say this
>>566569951keeek
Just kill yourself you boy spamming tranny
>>566570213And I thought there are no femanons here...
MELTY LMAO
>>566570323don't worry in a few months those will sound as dated as intended
>>566570213Either a real foid or a spiritually foid male
>>566568791Are ends & debuffs not viable on shorter races?
>>566570367Very cute.
>>566569259Bouquet soon
Are we gambling with unrestrained on gemini2, frontbros? Seems like the main accels will be angling into plancha
>>566570608nyo. less distance for the stamina loss to matter
>>566570289Zoomies would do something like that but with even more brainrot>see this is the kirkstein diddler, zhe's genderfluid aro ace and a multihypersexual therian (pronouns zhe and her when zhe feels like) who gets zer running power with rizz and as long as zhe's not cringe zhe'll beat them gyatts so sussy baka uncs won't give her the problematic treatment, and zhe never loses and always wins even when zhe can't reach the goalOr something
>>566570053It's possible but you still need a lower than usual but still decent stamina, and to gamble as late surger. It also depends with the rival you'll get. >>566570235It's all right. I tried jong multiple times, I'm bad at it, but, it is pretty fun learning the basics and the mechanics.>>566570415
>>566570317>post almost ending on 18So close to perfection.
SEA: Forks a fork of a fork of Chinese code, that has barely functional, highly questionable untested updates with essentially zero documentationhttps://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/Literally who: A well documented and seemingly coded, standalone project that is not only very functional, but rich in featureshttps://github.com/steve1316/uma-android-automation
It is times like today that I remember the concert theater exists
>>566569737oh shit
>>566570608Ends are pretty strong on this track with Straightaway Spurt and Cheerleader King Halo inherit
>>566568791>dueled too much AnS didnt proc lol
>>566568791Triple Fronts are strong but "if losing, win" proves to be strongerSankyu to the participants >>566569551ThanksToo bad she jobbed this time thoughNot ideal circumstances...
>>566570645with daring heart being a trainee already, how long before tact and bouquet?
>>566570712Based gyaru lover. Sadly, I'll have to wait the complete gyaru banner because I'm short on carats.
>>566570348Don't get me wrong I love the immorality and the moral degeneration aspects, especially when the visuals are accompanied with any reasoning no matter how cliche'dBut sometimes you want to add some sweetness and when vanilla can't do the job because most vanilla only artists are talentless pussies I look for something that involves both worldsI call those "spicy vanilla"
>>566570797>BouquetProbably next>TactHalf Anni
>>566569737We would probably need to kick a low-earner or two if we wanted to guarantee A+
>>566570645
>>566570712used up whore anthem
is this how a guts deck looks likeor should I switch Sirius for Ayabe guts or KSB
>>566570797Bouquet might be the second newa this month, or at the very least the next one. Tact has a good shot at being the half anni uma now that Haato is in.
>>566570064I'm still yet to learn how to read hands and count remaining pieces because if I do that I'll feel like I'm a competitive jonger and that'd be the end of my soul
>>566570356Funny Cide is the first horse from New york to win the Kentucky derby and has a history of allergies that would turn into infections causing breathing problems. So I thought a runny nose and flushed face would be cute. Little gold yellow handkerchief to blow her nose. And because hes from new york a paper boy outfit with a little bow made from a news paper with a yelling cone. She would stand on a box to yell and sell news papers to distribute the news through the campus.
>>566570871>>566570880>>566570890>>566570898>>566570946
>>566570924>reach quota>still wants to kickHow bout you do better
>>566570860I don't blame anyone for waiting until that one. I just couldn't wait. Palmer's so obscenely hot it is crazy.>>566570992Shush.
>>566571061join the rooms BWO
How for (You) did Palmer end up being?
>>566571132GYARU KINO IS ON THE MENU
>>566571132bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbased
>>566571024Guts deck should only be taken seriously when you have MLB AV and MLB Fujin
>>566571113Your opinion is irrelevant
>>566570213>>566570873maybe the anons are right that you're a foid caus I don't understand that logic at all. If I want to read vanilla, I have a list of good vanilla artists and browse thru doujinshi instead.
>>566571293Soon
>>566571293>>566571413
>>566571349you can almost see a faint smile at the end
ayabe guts was the best gaslight
Really hate how even with the 8 line bingo option this still takes forever.
>>566571401I do too but the same 20 books and 10 videos can only do so much, so when I get bored of vanilla I drift to nasty ntr cheating and corruption, and when that gets boring i look for something that contains both, then go to vanilla again
>>566571516good because i didn't got nothing
>>566571349>even the ningen guards are in ithow can we trainers protect ourselves!?
>>566571516Only sloptuber that called that card a meme was VF btw
fucker...
zoomerchads, what did she mean?
In your dreams
>>566571546I started doing that shit on a (bi-)daily basis, making things real quick compared to suffering through thousand of points at the end of the event
This was a bit of a low roll at 42 races won, but how do I improve this? CB is a good stat stick and gives Corner Recovery but I could swap her for SR Wit Tachyon for +5 RB, or swap KSB for Stinko Windy and give up on Prof Curvature, or use the Sirius group card for guaranteed Corner Recovery + events. Please help me /uma/
I am retarded. Give me a guts deck build for cm14 for end closers.
>>566571024If you replace a Guts card with Kita you would lose Guts gainNishino has 15% Speed anyway so she'll cap it
>>566571641GASIT'S GAS
>>566571625He has it on MLB because why not
>>566571516WITretard seriru only posted the massive stats, but not the skills
>>566571656After some point I just stop even going to the event page. The daily stuff just gets sent to my box, then I remember the stupid ass wheel exists.
>>566571628>-2 alreadySKY
>>566570992>used up whoreunironically, none of them arebut there is one who is susceptibel to it, and it's not the retard
sexually fucking umamusumes
>>566571682>how to improve>42 racesan ideal MANT run will have 30-38 and this is stretching it abit. You still need to level facilities and level up friendship.
emotionally fucking umamusumes
>>566571750You might get used to it when you do it often enough, it's how it works for me at least. Either it's part of my daily run through things, or I'll forget about something sooner or later. Just know that I wish there was a "use all points" option as well, but at least it's better than how it used to be D1.
>>566571656>>566571546I don't know how you retain your loads for that long. I try and hold back to once per day after I have my cards, but usually end up wasting time doing individual spins after each run.
>>566571628>>566571820Buy angling early on Fronts and you can't lose gwo
>>566571871>>566571916this
lovingly fucking umamusumes
>>566571628>>566571820dancho...
>>566571882I got enough friendship early, but my summers were ass, and I never had energy or wit rainbows on the turns when I could've trained. I had wit at 3 but the rainbows just never showed up outside G1 turns.
>>566571953...
>>566571703This was what I used for my HishiamaOnly two cards because she has 0% Speed thoughIf you have Mr.CP then just borrow Bamboo (or Grass if you really want Furious Feat)
>>566571546... ypu don't roll after evvery career?
>>566571682for starters your mr cb is only lv 40 despite 3lb
>>566571940>>566572096After I get the main rewards I just genuinely check out from the event. >>566571932Nah man I've been doing this too long and it happens every time.
>>566572036Ahh yeah I recognize that pattern, but you can always take a single friendship training on a facility during summer. The items will still make that +20-30 go double after all. You don't need to always pursue big numbers and can go for consistency instead.
>>566571820Frontxis mamgwo...
>>566572092Mr CP?!
When do lates get another new parent?
>>566570693I'mma keep it 100 with you. This looks very vibe-coded but the documentation is at least better.
>>566572201THAT HORSE WAS ONLY 45 YEARS YOU SICK FUCK
>>566572153>>566572153This is the SECOND TIME I've done this jesus christ.
>>566572264they just got one with flower....
>URA committee straight up decides to gift Palmer a Car at the end of her careerUhh, I don’t recall any other Uma in their career getting a big reward like that
is this fake double circle affinity or what?every inspirations i get sucks balls
>>566572264NeverYou have one for straights now and two for corners
>>566566773Please stop assassinating Umas.
>>566572264Jungle Pocket.
>>566572380well since she can't drive yet I guess that's your car now
>>566572264Stego in 4 years hahaha
>>566572413maru has shit affinity
>>566572413Mmmmh Maru and Fuji sucking my balls
>>566572413>Red Maru with S.Maru sunglass3sWhat in the - how does that work.??
cm13 status?
>>566572631you can skin over your umas with their alt versions
>>566572642ready to get smoked in round 2 and finals a/b by some frontslop team
>>566572642
>>566572631photoshop
>>566572642looking like group B graded finals this time
>>566572484base affinity effect is minor
>>566571682i would just say fuck reaching 70 rb and ditch vega. replace with wit or str or team sirius
>>566566773I'm about 2 and a half weeks from Suzy. Need to read up on how to use rabbits.>>566572631There's a button called outfits or dressing room or something that lets you do that.
You MUST marry Seiun Sky
>>566572642I made my first 2 aces in a couple of days and have been stuck on my last one for a week
>>566572842oguriface.jpg
>>566572474Actually she does drive it. So we’ve got a 2nd student out there right now after Maruzensky that had their own car they can drive.
>>566572642i only have 10 cms...
i was able to get paamaa with just my tickets so i guess i can dickpull on another uma this summerprobably sweepy since i like end closers (already pulling for shakur)
>>566572157>Nah man I've been doing this too longFair enough, hard to change habits at that point.>>566572269Legit doesn't even matter if it's "vibe-coded" or not, as long as it's functional. The latest update especially seems huge in what stuff got added. Compare that to the shit fest that is sweepy, not to mention how busted every single damn update seems to be. I don't care for vibe-coding as long as it's FUNCTIONAL and not busted to fuck.
>>566572642Two front aces done, absolutely nothing for the third slot. If I fail a few more runs I might just do a debuffer, Grass Wonder genuinely helped in Scorpio.
>>566572919>>566572842
Is Falco going to be broken again like the last Gemini
>>566572865Just use a dominator debooferEasy
>>566572380>paama gets a car>vidka can't even get a bikebwos....
>>566572925>driving straight into the sunsetit reminds me of those endings in 90s movies
>>566573046YesTriple Front in general is broken because it just denies anyone else the chance to catch up Genuine balancing issue
>>566571682>>566572843The problem there is obviously Marvy. If you already have that high RB you can safely replace her for a 10% or even a 5% with high TE. Marvy is only good for initial stam and power.
>>566573046No because getting Mile S on Falco is gonna be too hard and Maru and Bourbon are better than her
>>566572642I'm sure I'll sneak into A finals like last time. Question is how long I can keep doing that for.
what's the point of race rivals if they're not gonna show up?hello? show the fuck up bitch and give me skill hints and no, i'm not racing you on a race i have C distance on, fuck off
>>566573496rulership wouldnt do this
>>566573046First Gemini was a Long 3200m race
>>566572642Still no Medium S despite double circ affinity. Maruzensky is such an affinity dead end.
>>566572843>>566573270CB and KSB are 5RB each so that's a total of 60RB with Vega.I could lower the RB, but HoGuri has so many races she can run that it feels like a waste to go below 60. I'd drop KSB for wit but Professor of Curvature...
>>566572847I would marry this boy
>>566569328shichi would never do this
>>566573630*unboys*
>>566572642....I hate the Derby...
>>566573004Consider
>>566573109She could afford one herself, but she's secretly hoping (you) will pull up to the Academy, take her for a ride, and propose using the keyring instead of a diamond band. I can't believe you're this dense.
good enough?
>accidentally run 4 races and lose 30 statsFuck me
>>566572847what's happening here?
>>566573689ssssssssssssssssex
>>566573545In my experience an uma that consistently finishes midpack or better in public lobbies is good enough to qualify. In other words it's not actually that hard.
>>566573727mcqueen is a cutie but i'm not a paceslopperi also wasn't considering getting summer golshi for myself, but maybe...
>>566573614marzen makes the overall inheritances 10% worse at most. there's two trees and she doesn't affect one of them at all.
I'm transitioning to a pace main in GL
S.Mcqueen is not metaS.Golshi is borrow tierdo not roll
>>566573829That's gay
>>566573809depends on how good your deck is because you need to make up for your garbage tier blues
>>566573809>only 6* groundworki'm thingken bricked
>>566573837probably doing dogeza asking for her hand in marriage
>>566573829>make racist mode>punished for racisting
So imagine I finished a set of 2-3 racesI have 0 Energy, 0 energy drinks, and no rainbows in training anyway. What's the play here? Rest?
>>566573809if you can afford to high roll your stats sure
>>566574127Yes
Swimsuit golshi is making me unreasonably hornyI don't like this
>>566574081
front daisca front smaruflex slotdecide my last slot
>>566574174consider the following
>[Deleted]Huh?
>>566572413anons will avoid single circle 100 affinity, love 150 double circle affinity and think there is no difference with double circle 250 affinity
>>566573658nobody knows what happens on year 4 and beyond
Umanko
>>566574224bobo
this is the face of a villain
>>566574174too bad
>>566573809>can borrow anything>2 pow 1 stam grandparents
>>566574127use Whistle into double rainbows + FineMo + Creek roaming into Lucky Charm into +200 stats
>>566573689It would be inevitable after a few pregnancies, but I would miss the boy I married
>>566574334don't have her.....
>>566572413You need to check the affinity & proc chance to each branch. There are tools now to check proc chances on uma.moe and chronogenesis
>>566574049sexo
>Released on Mother's DayIt's a sign telling you to make her the Mother of your children
>>566573658Uma Gold City would definitely rape her trainer post career
>>566574369you can only borrow one grandparent? and whites are more important
>>566573617oh, you're right. idk how i wiffed my math so bad, but i would still break it anyhow. unless you just get supremely lucky more RB is just going to bloat your stats evenly across the board when xoguri really just wants as close to 1200/x/1200/x/1200 as possible because she's gonna survive regardless
>>566574387um...if you're VBoboletjust roll a VBobo? idk
stop posting the basic blonde bitch
>100 clocksI'm not going to make it
>autistic retards are...le sexy
Does it always have to be sex?We got trainings, careers and shit
>>566574556I'm not trying to run triple fronts anyway........ maybe I will bring out gambler grass or make mile raisu that won me virgo
>>566574689uhhhh rape?
>>566569225There's only so much that can be expected of even the high-performance video cameras available at Tracen.
>>566574508
>>566574361*smooch*
nobody talks about special week being the basic bitch uma
>>566574531Maybe I'll try that next run, then. Thanks.
>>566574679Urara?
>>566574794Topro has literally 0 personality, she's the epitome of boring
>>566574689There's jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/OzgjSq
>>566574513>you can only borrow one grandparent?and he did neither and will have a side giving him +15 stats per inspiration instead of +50>and whites are more importantCool, where are those? Did you even try looping?
>>566574679she's merely pretending to be retarded
>CM14run oonige to shutdown all front
>>566574773
Hmm, I don't think I understand guts deck. My non-borrow parent is pretty shit so power is in the dumpster.
>>566574883Not touching that brown nest
>>566574908I think are blind little bwo
my trainee just raped me...
>>566574925Can't you run oonige right now to shutdown fronts? They'll easily get overtaken by pace with just 0.2 accel
>>566574968BASED BASED BASED BASEDSEX WITH MOTHERS
>>566574996My last one was mostly brown, do you mean that one? That one is done though.
AAAAIEEEEEEE STOP RISING
>>566574968me on the left
>>566574968the eyeless face somehow makes it better
>she actually spent all the cocks on MANT instead of saving for almond RAPE ngmi sister
>>566575097me between the red 'r' and the red 'a'
>>566574968
>>566575154We'll be EoS the time she comes
But Golshi is autistic and retarded so she should be safe
>>566574973What's the deck? Without power inherit or growth you need ayabe and luck from your speed cards with power bonus kita/ntr. And even then it's a high roll deck
I did tons of MANT runs on the weekend so I could take the day off today with my mom, it payed out in the end
>>566574049I pull with my dick and summer Mackie's cutie patootie is beckoning to me.
>>566575270Hope your Mom dies soon
>>566575245Used this. Didn't really get to click speed that much. Guts rainbows weren't all that good either.
>>566575270Enjoy your time with your mom. It's a lot more important and precious than any games.
you can't post that
>>566575063Taurus has large A&S windowthey can still access A&S even if they fail to overtake oonige before late-race and save the runA&S timing in Gemini is tiny
You can post that.
>>566575405yours too
>>566575154I want to be raped by Ai-chan
>>566574794
>>5665753952/2/2 feels like a brick if you're doing guts for whatever reason. I think you just need a lot of PEDs.
>>566575395deck looks fine yeah just have to try again. guts requires pretty much double and triple for stats
>>566575395>Whale can't even play the game right
>>566575498>"t-that's what happened"what happened?
>>566575554>NSM Suzukanani the what
>>566574794Special week is the kind of uma that gets tricked into sex by her trainer ngl
>>566575630NSM on everything it's the best skill ok
>>566575270>>566575405stop samefagging, no one likes you
Just go back to Unity to train your Runaway Palmer
>>566575405Thanks anon, hope you also had a great day too. Hope everyone in this thread also had a good time too.
>>566575270>>566575405keep samefagging, everyone likes you
uh oh schizo is starting again, must be mad his mom hates him
I'm never getting Medium S.
>>566575731boys are not sexy
>>566575498I don't get why they made her trainer the densest motherfucker in the game, I'd say it's worse than Falco's since Falco's trainer has the umadol-fan excuse
If Montjeu was so powerful why wasn't she even in second place?
>>566575097oh shit am I safe now?
>>566575810Japanese turf is different
>>566575759Maybe if you had better MANT parents
>>566575791guess some people enjoy being dense on purpose
>>566575097It's going up like 20k a week what the hell
>>566575097What the FUCK
>>566575772I will kill you
>>566575393Imagine burning all your good karma in one second just because you are a schizo7 and you repent before Shiraoki
>>566575791She is without a doubt the cutest and most beautiful uma in the game only when she is frustrated/mad/fuming/angry
>>566575985Nobody believes in your fake faggot god. Read a science book NIGGER
>>566575554FUARK OUR CHUD
>>566575810Speaking of this scene, what's the name of the song that plays during the climax?The vocal version specifically, "ruler of japan" is the specific version here with no vocals.
>>566576086me on the second right to left
>>566576086my height is closest to middle but far right is literally me
>>566576086me and my wife luna channy and our cute child teiome and my bro(wife) brianme and my cute wife (air) insulting me again
>>566575630unity aaah free nsm
>>566575810Different land and climate and shitLook, they sent their best to baguette land and they all ate shit
aw yeah I got all umas in Legend Racesnow what
>>566576316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg2PD-dwsIw
>>566576086Brian is so small
>>566575706>>566575405it is absolutely crazy how you're not even ashamed of this samefagging
>>566576404For you
>the only gold I got was the only one I don't needGuess who
>>566573496Penis doko?
>>566576316Molest, grope and rape Taiki
>>566576079
>>566576404Middle trainer is so lucky...Plentiful breasts on one hand, pristine cunny on the other
>>566572642Doing some late wageslaving, so I need to roll on Palma banner, but have an Ayabe and Spe Chud set. Rolls will determine if someone like a spooked Digitan or Dober will find their way in, otherwise I'm going to work two or three days on a Ryan, going full late/end gamba on this one after doing scummy double dom last CM.
good lordjust fuck my shit up bro
>>566576541be realistic
>>566576608Cum inside Taiki?
>>566576404real
>>566576436Rentfree
What does horse milk taste like?
>>566576541I think it'd go the other way around tho...
>>566576707>based on irl stallion>probably one of the most feminine umas in the entire gameHuh?
>>566576707uma cheese
golden gen remake with keiba accurate chud week
>finally ran out of clocksWhat doIs the next career clock heavy too?
>>566576086I'm 179cm tall but I tell women I'm 180cm
What does horse meat taste like
>>566576778but my cholesterol...
CHECK THE FRONT PAGE OF WIKIPEDIA RIGHT NOW
>>566576086>meanwhile goldship toreina
honse
is there any strategic advantage to kitasan having one of the shortest skirts in the game
>>566575097>killed on the last dayI'm so sorry anonI'm joining you, but next week
>>566576860Only had it once, its super super lean to the point of ick
>Mare milk is milk lactated by female horses, known as mares, to feed their foals. It is rich in whey protein, polyunsaturated fatty acids and vitamin C, and is a key ingredient in kumis. In several European countries, including Germany, it is sold powdered.
bue
how do I get team sirius recreation start to trigger reliably on Junior year?I've had 3 runs in a row where it either didn't happen or start way too late
>>566577132
>>566575097
>>566576482speed star ahoy!
>>566577214You have to pursue them like Riko and Tazuna, training with them if possible without sacrificing other good trainings. Ultimately is RNG and you can get trolled by them a lot
>>566577227Childhood omanko...
>>566577214You need to train once. After that its praying to ShiraokiTheir rate to starting dating is way harder to proc than Riko's
im going to kill kitasan blacki got like 1 harikite ikou through out the career
>>566576086I imagine Sirius's trainer as exactly like the one IRL that posts photos of his career with Sirius Ramonus trainer is a correct headcanon Rudolfs trainer would be a old man in his 50s or so (around the age Bamboos trainer was in Cingray)Brian's torena would be like her trainer from Star Blossom because she suits herAir Grooves trainer would be like Hana the Team Rigil leader in the anime
>>566577323Paizuri heaven
>>566577382>retard doesn't read the patchnotes and doesn't know the event can trigger on low friendship nowI knew you're retarded but damn
>>566577394
>>566577439>running Power Marvy on a PaceJust use Power SR Ryan instead for free NN and use that borrow on anything else
>>566575097More or less 32k players cutoffMan game truly has fallen
>566577542Trying way too hard now. Desperate?
>>566577562
>>566577214be luckystart a new run when you're notTeam Sirius lets you identify bricked run fasterit's unironically comfyFuck Danchou
no image meltyyyyyyyyy
>>566568123Maybe I will run triple front for the first time in my life thenRegular Bobo, Palmer and Suzuka
It's time
>>566577769rape
so how many anons rolled for palmer?
>>566577948god I wish she'd kidnap me, so I can get back home>>566577949cf cute
>>566578031wahey
>>566578031i used 50 rolls and didn't get shit, maybe tomorrow
>>566577323Yes fuck that but thanks for the gif it made me feel better
>>566578031i had to 200 for iton the bright side i got amazon and diamond
>>566578031Had to spark her (that's my third time putting an Uma out of the 4 times I have tried)Got regular Bobo, regular Hayahide, TWO Dotos, and a festival City before I hit the 200pull mark
>>566578031Skipped because I can't fit her in my pull plan, her alt is better, and Suzuka does the oonige job way better at the moment.
>>566578031I'm still planning to read her scouting story first. It might make me like her less somehow, you never know.
Pretty good
>>566578031Already umapyoi'd her with her gal pals
>>566577948Is Flash-san a currywurst enjoyer?
>>566578320Flash would not be a sloppa enjoyer, that's for sure
>>566578320she's a wurst enjoyer
>>566578281Your Dodging Danger, Prudent Positioning, Ignited Spirit WIT??
>>566578495dont reply to slop-san
>>566578595Triple pace or 2 pace 1 end or 2 pace 1 front for the next CMIt's the first time I'm doing a mile CM if you don't count the dirt one
next bread will be wurst
>>566567506
>>566578531Those don’t exist
is this like illegal racing?
>>566578531Who?
Fuck riggers (rice niggers)
>>566578697Too soon to tell
>>566578765i think this is our first exposure to marginalized umas that didnt get accepted into tracen
>>566578852Cuteki
>>566575518>>566575706Thanks. I had a great day, and been cleaning my room.>>566578031I tried rolling one 10 pull but unfortunately didn't get her. I like Palmer, but I don't need a front in my team.
>>566578823
>>566578886>8th picwhy is she looking up at me like that
>>566578765Imagine underground street racing with Umas
"I hold at your neck the gom jabbar," Tazuna said. "The gom jabbar, the high-handed enemy."It's a needle with a drop of poison on its tip. Ah-ah! Don't pull away or you'll feel that poison."... If you withdraw your hand from the box you die. This is the only rule. Keep your hand in the box and live. Withdraw it and die."
>>566578978She is offering you a tomato. How do you reply?
HOOOOOLY FUAAAAAAAAAARKREAAAAAD THISGOGOGOGOGO
>>566579065Mating press
>>566579065I fail to roll for initiative and stumble my bumble
you guys told me that mant will give me good parents but after all these runs I still haven't got a single usable sparkyou lied to me /uma/
>>566578872pokke was also a freestyler before she got into tracen
>>566579048
>>566579185Stop doing parent runsDo ace runs and hope you get a 3*
>>566579185post your parents dumb turbo
>>566578765>>566578998i want my UMA STREET spinoff game
>>566578031Palmer love
>literally waited an hour to reply to himself
>>566579185Did you forget your luck stat bwo?
New racewear
Kawakami Princess lowkey stronger than Gentildonna because the later does train herself to be strong while Kawakami does her strong things unconsciously
>>566579065No thanks. Raw tomato's are kind of gross
>>566579384This calls for a very long /r/whowouldwin thread, filled with complex argumentation and citations of in-game "feats"
>>566579384did you not see their str growth
>>566579108>Helios posters are argie trannies
>>566579108>third-world and a faggotoh no Heliosxisters...
>>566579378HOOEEEHHHHH
>>566579384But who would have better muscular control over their umanko?Checkmate
>>566579378damn if this was Ayabe's racewear she'd be hot
>>566579384>a chimp is stronger than a gorilla
>>566579550That doesn't have much to do with anything in the story
>>566577542so it's just pure RNG?
>>566579378Me on the left by the way
>>566579378Ayabe's big ass ears and smelly manko
>>566579550Explain Curren
>>566579560NTR melty
>>566577542To be fair, that change was NEVER documented in the patch notes for some reason
>Already saw a fag with 1k in all stats except stamina with THREE green speed skills and mile S on two of his uma.I don't understand how you could even be this lucky so quickly.
>>566579384Kawakami doesn't have a single feat within 4 magnitudes of the strength required to do Gentildonna's iron ball compression feat. Kawakami is silly brutish strong. Gentildonna is Saitama strong.
>>566579384>>566579539She's not stronger than Gentildonna, but almost on parhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/transcript/501116510
>>566578697I would recommend only one pace personally because you have to compete with Fronts & the other paces for the 3rd/4th position so you can proc Budding Blossom + Give Mummy a HugIf you are doing front strats you should just go all the way toxic triple front
>>566578031Mant can't end soon enough
>suddenly we liking ayabe nowyou CAN'T gaslight me on thisshe looks like an NPC in game
>>566579108I don’t use trannycord what am I supposed to be noticing here
>>566579560>>566579578removed the likes after being caught
>>566575270it's "paid"
Ramonu being a good sister for once
>>566579740ever since they changed it that it can appear at low friendships, yeahthough it usually tried to appear early
>mightiest mare
>>566579891>being caught>dude does that ever since day 1Holy newfag
>>566576817What do you mean? Grand Live is what we're all saving them for.
>>566579973GentilFRAUD
>>566579891do you like arueshalae?
>>566579973Genuinely why did they do this?
Mejiro Dober more like Bend Over hahaha gottem
>>566579973if they had balls Gentil's stat growth would be 40% strength.
>>566579973Ummmmm growthsissies?? Your response??
>>566579740The game uses various factors to track how much you (the player, not any in-game character) love the various members of Team Sirius and multiplies your chance of triggering special card features by what it perceives to be the strength of your love. Basically you need to play with camera permissions on at all times and make eye contact with each Team Sirius member at least once per appearance of that character in any single story scene. Tapping their bodies (aim for center of mass) with your finger will increase the love value; you can usefully do this maybe three times per story scene (across all team members, per character, thankfully). Occasionally you should whisper aloud something like "I really really like Rice Shower" if you can bring yourself to do it (which you really ought to be able to). And there are probably other factors but they haven't been uncovered yet, and probably never will in at least some cases, since some of the processing for this probably occurs server-side.
>NTR melty>Right after mentioning Helios postersGyaru bwos... your response?
still looking for a club my id is 885903154790~
>>566579867A brick she may be but I still love her
Which umas am i missing that have character designs that look like NPCS?Grass WonderAdmire VegaInes FujinNarita Top RoadMejiro DoberAir GrooveMejiro Ryan
>>566579973Accurate. Semen drinking demons have the strength of at least 2 gorillas
>>566579891>>566579560Oh I know why NTRfag is mad about Helios now>>566570235He got told off
>>566579973Currenxisters, do not open
Been off the thread all day hanging out with my >mom, I hope everyone had a good day bwos.
>>566580115>per character, thankfullyNOT per character, that is. Sorry, I would hate to spread misinformation
What are the odds Helios will say 6-7 during her career?
>>566580197Yeppers Uggo Rob Roy
>>566579867
>>566580276Good picks
Guys I'm back from work and I made $500 in tips today. Should I go full retard and spend it on Mr. CB Wit?
>>566580213this guy is holding grudges so fast huh
>only 120K caratsSorry Palmer, I'll have to skip you. Blame Cygames for not giving enough handouts
>>566580156Are we all filled up? I think uma&co has a spot.
>>566580326bwo...
Looks like the dramafags are starting again, time to sleep
>>566578765First I'm gonna take your racewearThen I'm gonna take your Torena
>>566580326Save your money for later, you never know when things can get hard.
secretly getting Cygames and Helios' VA to ddo 67 just to troll'em all
>>566580156Sent
>>566580302ayabe doesn't have allat
>>566579867Ayabe>basic blonde bitch
>>566580426My bwos are so kind and always has my back
>>566580537based
>>566580451Please don't break the locks I'll let you in in a second.
>>566580550you are rich if you make 500 dollars a day, just spend it
>>566579751Please marry me
>>566579869He selected the tranny flag, Argentina flag, and Helios emojis.
>>566580197Haru UraraSakura Bakushin ONice NatureIkuno DictusNishino FlowerHishi MiracleSatono CrownFenomenoK.S.MiracleLucky Lilac
>>566580585OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOOOOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>566570235HOLY
>>566580197Aren't technically all umamusume NPC? You don't play as the uma, you play as the trainer, and the most you can do with the umas is to see them race and you can't even control that
>the jongers are trannies
>>566580748you're so smart bwo
You should have at least 50% of the platinum titles (rounded down) before giving advice on /uma/
>>566580651What were they thinking when they designed KS miracle
>>566580748ummmmm technically nerd emojithat's you lol
Looks like ntrfag found a new target
>>566580808Can I prescripe wives without plats?
>>566580808I have 3/4 Long plats, can I give advice on longslops?
>>566580808I have no platsI will still give advice
>>566570235The post that broke him… based king
>>566580808check THIS
>>566580868Very clever, I'm sure you're gonna impress all the girls at your grade school
>He is still talking about him
>>566580808what if i've won 100% of sprint plats
>>566580451Rulership would never do this
>>566581073changing your avatars now?
has anyone else noticed that the random MANT events seem to take priority over your support card events? sometimes you go the entire career without ever seeing a single support card event but you get to see the useless events that grand you +6 to a stat
>>566580250this is just terrible dialogue
>>566578697I think 2 pace is too much gambling considering that if you're the only one running them or if they're better than someone else's pace and move up too far they just won't proc their accels.Double front/end with a Taiki or Nishino is probably best especially if you can get NN on your ends.
>>566580451Dayum boy
>>566580808I have too many second places in finals because the game hates me and always puts my honest team against metaslop or whales.
>>566581073>Attention whore is getting attentionWell well well...
>>566580416>SHAPESHIFTER
>>566579867Can't speak for anyone else, but that retarded which uma are you quiz caused me to do some introspection and Ayabe is borderline close enough to be inspired by me. Can't speak for anyone else, I actually don't post her much because I don't want to be mistaken for the avatartranny.
>>566581146Since day 1. Terrible decision.
>>566580808I don't because my advice is supposed to be a gaslight
Yae
Why is Palmer doing the Fall Guys course?
>>566580808I have 5 plats is that cool?
In my opinion, I think
>>566570767That's not a horse.That's a cow.
>>566581146NopersThe random MANT events don’t interfere with your support card eventsIt’s just luck
>>566581146This has been a thing since URA daysAt least you can get some useful skills from MANT events
Reminder autis/uma/ killed the DanchOu cup and/or recruited from discord
Umambo
>>566579973all pussy muscleyou wouldn't even have to thrust just stick it in and she would milk you dry
>>566581339shut the fuck up descartes
>>566580808why? it's all luck at the end of the dayit's like taking advice from a gambler addict
>>566580808I do actuallyI have 7
>>566580071Gentildonna's strength is overblown. She was able to push Orfervre around because he was undersized, when she tried doing it to Goldship she stumbled and dropped a bunch of positions.
>>566581257
>>566581495sex with finemo posters
>>566581146the one thing im noooooooooticing is that after summer after niigata kinen there is always a forced support card event
>>566581469sex with curren both currens
>>566581514These are good absTherefore this is a good Yae
>>566581407curren rabi poster let it go bwo
>>566581479>it's all luck at the end of the daySpoken like someone that does not know how to play the game
>>566581560and your plat count?
fucks sake Palmer is growing on me. Its only a matter of time until I see what Helios has in store for me
>>566581598It's a good manga too. No horses though
>>5665816625...
Nobody asked.Nobody cares.Shut the fuck up and do a MANT run.
>>566581407>>555951610
helios is probably into some really kinky shit she probably will rim you and spit in your mouth
>>566581727
>>566581857Kill yourself.
>>566581714I will read itThank you for the recommendation
>>566581857say no more
>>566581857not without referencing 67 and hawktuah
>>566579185They have 100+ more affinity and can easily give you 2+ star whites from hitting SS. You did grind good grand parents in unity to start off with right?
ExcelUma (588536995) is recruiting trainers looking for a relaxing club without many requirements or fan quota, and those with some interest towards open CM shenanigans straight into round 2 hmm?
I'm losing mile test rooms because I have too much mid race and just overshoot my position, especially with Nishino.I'm almost tempted to say fuck ends and just double up on fronts for once.
>>566581878Don't laugh...
>>566582017your wife is Champion's meeting, congrats
>Got nimble nav early>Oguri proceeds to lose 4 times against Nishino for no reason and I waste all my clocks cause I'm madDo I keep going or cut my lossesGot early NN and Corner recovery...
>>566567102nice another uma that call us dummy
>>566580808Getting to finals will be determined by hard work. Winning finals is luck
>>566582087just put nishino unique on your fronts and run 3 of them
>>566581959
is it worth rolling for this support banner if i was too poor for the luck queen the last time she was offered?
go my True...
>>566582017Anon is married to the game what a loser.
I only got 5/12 CM wins too. It's cope but atleast half of those losses come from shitty lobbies.
>>566582186Very true.
>>566582140I'd keep going. you can still hit stats without the title bonuses
will the other curren ever come out?
Am I missing something or is it just a schizo narrative being forced for the umpteenth time? Although I supposed I shouldn't be asking questions anyway but might as wellHow did that discord screenshot translated or became related to the NTRfag? Like, seriously confused.
>>566581318IRL she was initially a steeplechase horse, but she sucked at it. She turned out to be good at racing though.
>>566582408Don't ask questions because we also don't know the answer
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do to these shoes...
>>566581318CRYPTIC METAPHOR
>>566582408Nakayama Festa
>>566582408tldr: coordinated attack by the schizos from /uma/club. every post they do not like is NTRfag
>>566582408That's what the Helios name being thrown is about? God I just ignored it since it seemed like a gibberish nonsense
>>566578823Calm down vodkabrown
thoughts on schizophrenia?
>>566582087your taishin bro?
>>566582408hell if I know. It's like 2 or 3 posts who suddenly got what it was about despite making 0 sense whatsoever
>>566582408He is an unironic discordfag and shitposts about it constantly
>>566582445I thought it was more due to the IRL horse pedigree being really good for jump racing. Didn't realize the horse did jump races.
>>566582629EroticThe image is pretty hot too
>I hate manufactured club drama>I hate manufactured club drama>I hate manufactured club dramaCUMAdancho being an excel autist along with Ricebstgrl being proven to recruit from discord are the only real ones that I can recall, everything else is just shitposting
>>566582629hotter when anime girls have it
Next uma posted is my wifeI'm kinda nervous it's the first time I've done posts like this
CUMA DANCHOU DID NOTHING WRONG
>>5665808089 plats. you may guess which ones.
>>566582408How'd it revolve around the NTRfag is honestly way beyond me I just ignored it
>>566582528Those shoes are waaaaay too erotic
>>566579384Gentildonna bodied Orfevre, Gold Ship and Dubai horsesKawakami bodied other maresIt's not the same
>>5665827587 and I rape you
>>566582731I thought Rare Brick recruited from discord too
>>566582408All /uma/ dramas are from A+ / S clubs who also browses reddit and discord.
stop assaulting kitaposters
>>566582629this is the NTRfag changing avatars again btw
>>566582975they need sex from me.
Guys I' m mentally retarded ugly and fat which uma wife is for me?
>>566582797>mp4 in 2026>bet its 264/aac as wellim going to PUKE in disGUST! i dont actually care that much
>>566583046Tosen Jordan
>>566583010I love these 2 so much
I join in on the NTRfag bullying but only when the narratives are at least funny. This Helios one is too forced and stupid for me to even latch on
>>566583046Narita Top Road
>>566583010I love fucking these 2 so much
>>566582980Everyone knows his side avatars by this point.
>>566583046Daitaku Helios
>>566583010Are they autistic
>>566583049I don't think I can change the recoding format on my phone
>>566582914no evidence yetbut they DO have a rando iirc, a rando that didn't come in through discord, but a rando nontheless
semen status
>>566583049Drinking Paama's stomach acid
>>566583216SEAbro...
>>566583216>Twitter notifications ON>Ring>Do not disturb
>>566583192Kek I knew you would reply retardI don't even know or have proof of that being himBut you are easy as fuck to bait kek
>>566582629Schizophrenia is actually fixable, you just have to reason with all personalities and get them to merge into one. caution: you may not have the same person afterwards
>>566582786>>566582758wow I'm so lucky, kitaposters are so nice and cute and helpful, just like the uma
>>566582408I didn't even notice there was a new drama being forced because of my filters
>>566583258
>>566583216selfdox
>>566583216>Literal phone recordingsUnexpected. You can by using third party software, but that goes a step beyond what phone faggotry is probably worth, so that's just a "the more you know" side note from me.>Xitter notification>Ring
>>566582140do you even want NN for this CM? last CM xoguri's perfect 777 timing made it more likely for you to be actively overtaking people and thus activating NN/NSM. this CM 777 timing means your unique is activating late and you would have needed to landed some other accels to be already overtaking
>>566583328Meds.
>>566583328I just had a realisation i could post this exact reply to everything
600+300 is not enough for Tenno3200mat least for Front without skill anyway
>>566583258Class 6 for 5-6 months now and dreading having to remake the whole TT squad with Goldshi inherit
>>566583046ntr
>>566583608literally no one asked
>>566583316>>566583425yeah i gotta know when my favorite hentai artists post immediately
>>566583581it's great, isn't it.
>>566583608Make them late just for that race
>>566583645WE ASKED
>>566583581Kek I knew you would reply retardI don't even know or have proof of that being himBut you are easy as fuck to bait kek
She's so fucking pretty
>>566583608>300that's kinda low, but yeah. It's enough if the enemy doesn't highroll recoveries, but it's very inconsistent. Even buying a white would be enough though
>>566583645melty alert
>>566583721Which bellybutton would you eat out first?
>>566583767basic blonde phenotype
>>566583728nyooooooooooo
>>566583721I REALLY NEED SEX WITH KITAPOSTERS.
>>566583830
>>566583871isnt it supposed to be hip hip mun
>>566583906basic blonde bitch
>>566583767i need healing
>>566583982
>>566583982miraclebwo...
>curren_running.webm
Give me a (You) or I rape Rice Shower.
>>566583937it was always ei, ei, mun
>>566583982but enough about NTR
Mambo umanko
>>566584072I run like that.
>>566584072If you don't run like this you don't pass
>>566584072
>>566584198>POV: you're over 30, fat and bald
>>566583624i've been retaining class 6 every week since august and same
>>566583937hip hip mun is on the localized chat stickeronly
>>566584072Nice form but I run like this
>>566584041basic blond(ish) bitch from the south
Reminder that THEY took our divegrass team
>>566584303go back to discord, troon
Is NTR in the room with us right now?
>>566584358>>566584358>>566584358
>>566584303i didnt know we still had the divegrass schizo in our general
Baker please save us from this autism
>umajpnigger already taking the bait
>>566584236honorary mare
>>566582842but she never bodied Kawakamicheckmate, keiba fans
