>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergBloodstain: >>566594313
erg won
erg is finished
gg rare belan carry vs fulgawd no less
>>566652056gg! Very clean run.
why does every guardianfag suck off his windstorm knockup thing, it's so fucking slow to come out that you end up trading a hit half the time
>>566652056>>566652189gg, fulgor went better than both day 1 and 2 bosses.
>>566652310>>566652189that DTS at the start of day 2 was a fucking disaster tho kek, legit struggle
I'm still unsure on how to dodge Heolstor's and Tricephalos nukes from near range
>>566652056eldrich lobby
>>566652523roll
>t-trading hits are... le bad!shine my fucking shoes
>want to get back into playing with /erg/>tried to derust>still don't feel confident enoughthis sucks
>>566652310>>566652472Yeah I'm pretty sure I was the only one hit on the Fulghor fight and it was just that once with my phsyick up. I thought Nameless went smooth. Us using our ults so you could stagger the bird and let me nuke it made the worst part of the fight pretty clean. DTS is always an ass, I hate getting close enough to crystal shotgun him.
Thanks for the save, Grem. I was having connection issues, but I just reset it, and it should be good now. I'm not sure what happened to Practice though. I hope we get an easy fight
>>566652649When
Reminder lardcake was arrested and put on probation for sexual misconduct against a minor
the lag does not bother me poodoodoo you WILL keep dueling me
>>566653004the hitbox is active
>>566653076I see
>>566653026oh ok I thought you were done but I'll rejoin!
>>566653012ewww what a creepy pedo we should all just block him so we don't have to share the queue with a child predator
>>566653012@GrippersInSlippers this true?
>oh? You disagree with *me?*>well, well, well... >I knew you were a pedo but...>an ISRAELI?>for shame... heh...>always knew mossad was out to get me>they fear the power I hold...>they fear my queendom...>my data centers...>my... precious AI filter....>say goodnight, sicko *click*
>>566652931Don’t worry it won’t affect his streak, he has a backup save
>>566653012This is why TTD is necessary
>>566653026still queued on same settings? ordeal 2combatant pw erg, sitting at the 1/2 rn!
>jeet thread opMight skip this one
>>566653012This honestly such a weird fantasy of yours that you keep pushing. How on earth does me hitting on men in their 30s make you think that?>>566653280Hey you remembered. I love that fake username so much. No it's clearly not true and it's really weird that anon keeps insisting on it.
>>566653012A troon who writes with exclamation marks in 4chan molested kids? Say it ain't so
>>566653719>in 4chanESL ALARM
gg creasyrip practice
>>566653012it's always the gigahons huh
anyone playing elden ring right now? what's your favorite thing about the game
>>566653842I'm trans btw if that matters
>>566653851yay, we did it. I choked there in the end. The ave was making me nervous, because it was curving to follow me. I couldn't get out of its path. And that distracted me from the lasers of the orbs.Shame Practice couldn't be there to fight the jellyfish. You know how he loves that fight.
>>566653695>men in their 30sYou mean the teenagers you groomed on discord?
Alright, where's the chart that shows which bosses are precursors for the day 3 boss?
trooncake is so lame and weird and pedophilic...
>>566654285what do you mean? what does precursor mean in this context
The Shadowed Keep was going to be Halphen and Tibia Mariner areas.Libra was going to be a boss in the Abyssal Woods.Everdark Balancers is an altered model of Adult Miquella and the flesh worm is fish Godwyn.The final area in SoTE has spots that bleed when hit and the trailer shows it red and fleshy.You were going to be able to either fight or become the consort of Miquella.Putrescence Knight is a quickly done retexture of The Knight of the Gloam-Eyed Queen who doesn't even match the goop it swims in.Nightreign bosses were cut from a planned DLC in order to be made into its own free standing online game instead.Many bosses were moved around at the last min to places that no longer fit their lore, Romina almost certainly being an example of this but there are others.The final cutscene of sote was in base Elden Ring under a totally different context where Miquella planted the Haligtree, proving that this aspect of the story was changed very late.The Mountain Top of the Giants has leftover code for terrain transformations that was later used in Nightreign where it was improved upon and made functional.This list will eventually get longer.
>>566653962oh shit im sorry I don't talk to women
>>566654350How does one predict a mystery day 3 boss, based on the bosses they encounter during day 1 and 2?
>>566653719>>566653842they probably didn't even make the victim come to term and eat the baby in front of them like english first language hero (((big E)))
>>566653012proof?
When you run around Undertaker, the wind blows her robes the wrong way. Rather than blowing with the wind, it blows away from the wind.
>>566654652Put a couple of POIs of your map into the seed checker available in the ohpee, it will tell you which nightlord you're in for
>>566655247What the fuckThere's a tripfag in this general?
>>566655413A tripfag who's sole intent is to bait and shitstir. Just look it up in the archives
>>566655197Wylder is so lucky...
Nora Kisanigga was tripfagging half the thread yesterday
>>566655413Hi?>>566655524When have i ever tried to 'bait' or 'shitstir'? when i post i only talk about the game. wtf is your problem
>>566655247>Mobile poster is upset by this tiny post
>>566655524That's crazy, I think I have a filter for all tripfags on /vg/ and forgot about it, these threads are already bad enough as it is, I must have not seen so many dogshit threads
>>566655524>A tripfag who's sole intent is to bait and shitstir.Like every other tripfag
>>566655940We have to save erg with our high quality posts
>>566656064Mega ultra high quality post incoming it is
LAYLAAA OHH LAAAAYYYLAAAAAAAA
>>566656054This one is different tho I mean the mfer has pronouns in his name it's just a shitposter
why are the cross dressing executors like this
>>566656054I'm pretty sure that there's been a tripfaggot in the Fire Emblem thread for like 10 years already, he's a fat spic that literally everybody hates and shits on constantly but he still posts daily
>birdjeet>redditlaire skinZero self awareness
>>566656914hate the bird and it's the only good guardian skin i am plenty self aware
>>566653672I think I'm quitting for now, thanks for the duelsHope you liked my fashion
>1/3>1/3>2/3>1/3
>>566655637its the lowest hanging fruit on the ragebait tree i simply can't resist
>>566656914>redditlaire skin????
>>566657048I was indeed appreciating your new outfits! like that last one you looked like a proper colosseum champion and I felt I should have come prepared with better fashion myself lol, I still feel bad for the excessive lag on my end and it's not usually this bad but I had good fun still!
>>566655637>by this time postholy shit
>>566656371>mfer has pronouns in his namebro out here getting mad at digital bumper stickers
1.86 MB JPGGuys I have a revolutionary idea how about we queue instead of talking shit about other players for once?? Ill start im queued
>>566659094Pipe down latinx you seethe about practice and cc everyday
gg Draconic Tree Sentinel.>>566657571??? I didn't say time.
>>566659183Ill stop responding to these posts we literally argue about the same thing everyday its rly schizo. Queue up prancy lala boy
>>566659198gga couple moments that game would have been a nightmare with anyone but practice
>>566653695It’s just one guy baiting you man just ignore it
>>566654350Precursors are the god race of beings from Halo they fucked off after the Forerunners got pissy at them because they weren’t given the mantle like they wanted
>>566657228>>566659094Sorry I only play easy mode now I'm too tired to play DoN
>>566659847Whats the queue speed on D0 rn? Last couple days I got jack shit there for no apparent reason except maybe for all the chinktrash I blocked
>>566659448remember when trash used to spam that practice was a one-trick ironeye fraud? good times
>>566659183In fact I will defend practice right now, I know for a fact he doesnt seed check because when he griefed me, he got mad we didnt go invaders instantly when they ended up being in the circle anyway
>>566655340I'm not doing that. I already feel dirty looking up a guide. There will be no end of shame if I use a seed checker.>>566659448The tree sentinel caught me off guard, because I thought he was fixed on Practice when you fell. So I went to pick you up real quick, when suddenly I'm struck by lightning for 95% of my healthbar. And the lightning strike flings me into the rain, finishing the last sliver of my health.And earlier, I was feeling completely relaxed, thinking I had the sentinel figured out. Then he fires a second fireball, that somehow came out faster than the first one. And I just got reaction checked and failed. I guess I'm getting too old.Though at that invasion camp you posted, I miraculously didn't fall. Did hella kiting. Weaving in, getting a shot in, and then weaving out to escape the onslaught. Even managed to pick you guys up 3 times during that camp. But of course, without Practice's ult, it would have taken forever to finish off the whole group.
>>566659847
daily creasyjeet humiliation ritual
>>566660276CRUTCHESSTROON XISTERS....NOT LIKE THIS...
>>566660037Proof of this you dumb motherfucker?Thats right youre just making it up I dont give a shit about the PW in my free time get it thru your thick neanderthal skull
>>566660276Why do they do that sideways walk on slants sometimes? Looks so goofy. Please unblock me cc
>>5666546521. always pick up a less likely just in case (or at least drop it somewhere you remember)2. if there's no new PoIs then it's not a DLC boss3. libra on the map means it's highly likely to be balancers4. plan with the assumption it's a hard boss not an easy bossthen obviously night 1 boss
gg super gote, pretty clean for only two LL items
>>566660276duchess sisters...do the wylders boys hate us??
>>566660253>There will be no end of shame if I use a seed checker.Then why try predicting the boss at all? Just pick a phys build on character select screen if you see a mystery nigga, no Nightlord is resistant to Damage Damage.
>>566660023Less than a minute
>>566660253>Thered be no end to shame>Xhe thinks anybody respects himYou'd be more useful
>>566654652Nightlords only have a few bosses in their pool. The only nightlord you have to explicitly gear for diffefently compared to everyone else is ED Libra because of the condemned. Therefore just memorize Libra's pool of night 1 bosses and if you see one grab LLTBT.
>>566660276>no point down
>>566660253the first attack to rez an ally generates a ton of aggroalso we don't need a novel every game creasy
>>566660023I queued random d0 ed Libra and I got match really fast please unblock me cc
>>566654285
>>566660992>Adel Fulghor extraThey're not the only Nightlords that have this
>>566660276
>>566660253He does a big gallop before every fireball. There is no reaction check. You always blame factors outside of the game in order to avoid bruising your own ego.
>>566661812don't know if you think this is a "gotcha" but it is well known that everdark sovereign torch noble has a 0 frame attack
>>566661997good
>>566661812TorchGOD zombie at it again
>>566661812trooner lilies sisters...we lost...
>>566661812disgusting lobby
just watched labyrinth. bowie and jencon were great, excellent set pieces and art design, but slow paced and not engaging at times. cool puppets but they got annoying after a while. classic 80s whimsical fantasy charm, 7/10
>>566662660Didn't ask
>>566661812>mush has no sixth sense>elf died twice to a torch hollowactual f tier performance lmao
>>566661746Peak ship
Shipping is for fags and trannies
>>566662660I haven't seen that movie since I was like 7, I want to rewatch that and the last unicorn and the secret of nimh in one night, I will have my projector on with the liurnia night skies behind the tv
>>566662875Trve...
Stone Coffins were never meant to be water ships. They are literally meteors - the shamans came from space. That's why you find them so deep underground and why it's a lot of goop, it's a play on the old "The Ark contained DNA of all animals" expect with people.I'm not sure what boss the area what originally going to contain because I don't see why The Knight of the Gloam Eyed Queen would be hanging out in rotting shaman DNA. It's a very George move to make and a very Miyazaki thing to rewrite.
>>566662732you replied>>566662916sounds like a kino setup. it's a good movie but nowhere near as good as the princess bride (i've heard them be compared to each other for having similar genre)
>>566663124I like how guardian's pauldrons are honeycombed like bird bones
>reply to my schizo lore>now>or I will END you
Why hasn't anyone modded Aspects of the Crucible: Beast to Elden Ring yet?Does it not allow for something like that the way Nightreign does?
>>566663920>REPLYTOMY POOOOOOOOOOST
gg balancers. I was so tempted to choose ironeye. But then I thought "what if it's regular balancers. I suck even worse using ironeye against regular balancers". So I stuck with raider and had a good game.>>566661842By "reaction check", I mean I just didn't react in time. That's putting the onus on me. How does that protect my ego? Stop being retarded for once in your life.Yes, he rears up before every fireball, but the second one is in fact faster than the first one. The fact that you never noticed that, just goes to show how unaware you are. You probably just dodge it without thinking, and because your reaction time is good, you never have to think about the timing, you just react.>>566660827>the first attack to rez an ally generates a ton of aggroYeah, but the targeted lighting takes a while to come out as he has to charge it up. The whole situation was very fast, so I can't say for certain, but I'm pretty sure that he started charging the lightning before I began rezzing.>also we don't need a novel every game creasyDon't care, mobile poster.
>>566664687Look @ this
Whoa gg worm killaz, very nice damage. Its much faster too!
Worm successfully demolished twice in one ED balancers, waiting for the worm is a psyop
>>566664687No it's not putting the onus on you, you're saying "oh, it's a reaction thing, can't control that. Nope, nothing I could have done, it's just something completely out of my control. Not my fault!"Never said it was the exact same speed so crazy to type that much out of some shit you made up out of thin air. There's still a pretty fucking big and clear startup nonetheless. Just say you committed to an attack like a greedmonkey because you were gambling on a second one not coming out. Because that's what really happened.
Woah did I just catch you trying to make sense nigga?Did you forget rule #1 of erg runs?Nothing is EVER Creasy's fault! EVER! Stop criticizing him!
>>566664762That's nice. You escaped a bad situation with your ult. However, you don't need the ult if you play your cards right. You can escape their last cross lines by simply timing a dash as soon as they cross your position. That's what I used to do, when I was still good at the fight. But since, I've been getting worse and getting trapped in the cross.
>>566664918>>566664897Did you just fight it straight up or did you have bubble shields up?
>>566665179It was intentional to hit all of them at once with the ult
>>566665315I shot the shit out of it with my griefbow. I had Wylder's sixth sense as a backup plan which endrd up popping not to the nuke and an bubble flask as a plan c.
>>566665046>Just say you committed to an attack like a greedmonkey because you were gambling on a second one not coming outI was no where in melee range. I wasn't attacking. I was simply moving to the side, and very casually dodged the first fireball, awaiting my opportunity to approach him again. And then the second one came out faster, and I didn't react in time.>oh, it's a reaction thingIt is. Well first I said "he caught me off guard", Which implies that I wasn't ready. Wasn't anticipating. And then I said I got reaction checked. Because that's the sequence of events that occurred. Part 1: I was caught off guard. Part 2: I got reaction checked. That's how the fireball timing is *supposed* to function. The second fireball comes out faster, because it's supposed to trick the player. Well... I fell for the trick. Got reaction checked and failed.Again, stop being retarded for once in your life. You fail to comprehend language and game design. And you think too highly of yourself.
>>566662660>>566662916Stop blogposting faggot
>>566664918I was like " im gonna walk away from this 2nd one just in case it doesnt work ou- NUOH MY GOD ITS DEAD" kekkAlso only a max amount of balancers aggro from the hive after theyre stunned>>566665315I used my bubble physic to hit it some too
>>566665548ohhh... So that's what happened. Yeah, they did all get damaged during the transition. I was too far away to see what happened. That's neat. The timing on that looks tricky. I'm not sure I have the balls to try it myself.
is greasy claiming it's impossible to dodge 2 fireballs from a DTS in a row?do you think he knows there's a difference between the range fireball and the melee fireball?
>>566663920>>566664523kek
>>566665315RoA had enough dps to not even need the bubble
>>566665872>is greasy claiming it's impossible to dodge 2 fireballs from a DTS in a row?No. How did you even come to that idea?
>>566661832who's that
Greasy is so lame and stupid!
>>566666008>spamming r1 like a monkey instead of staggered r1sLeast retarded raidjeet
>>566666008introdasting
>rando d5 balancers>rev brings wrath of gold build>spends the first half of day 2 dying to the cave troll and the second half collecting our loot nodes>we were on volcano
who is the hardest character to play?you cant say bird just cuz u suck with him btw he starts with a greatshield
>>566667152bird
>>566667212why did you say bird
you don't have the reaction time for this? are you 80? https://youtu.be/9umc-gQ8EcQ?t=848
>>566667274he's the hardest to play
stop saying bird
phoneGODS own greasy’s tight anus
>>566665872Yes.
>>566667152The birdIt might be Scholar technically as you need a lot of game knowledge to use all his tools properly
>>566667350but he has a greatshield please be serious
>>566667531the greatshield is harder to use than everyone else's defensive tools.
>>566663481princess bride was for sure on a league of its own
>>566667691wrong, its easy to use but even when utilized perfectly the effectiveness of it just worse than just rolling or spacing
>>566667531Except his greatshield is a mental trap that will get you killed unless you know what you should and should not block and he has no real tools outside his ability to block physical damage. This isn't ER where you could just shieldpoke forever, you can get your shit pushed in easily, not to mention starting up steel guard is another counter intuitive function because you can deadangle yourself by moving forward during the animation.
>>566667851yes, it's harder to use effectively than the others. and his other, universal defensive option is also the worst in the game. that's what makes him the hardest.
gg horse
>>566667851It's not easy to use. You have to know exactly which situations are safe and worth guarding/countering, and react and execute properly. It's way easier to dodge.
>>566667334The second fireball came out faster than that. I suppose there are differences between the bosses in Elden Ring and Nightreign.
>>566668307gg horse, that was a spicy one
>>566668379Not to mention every character in the game is carrying a "shield", you block 100% physical damage blocking with 2h weapon even if it guard crushes you so any potentially ambiguous single hits can be blocked without a shield.
>>566668519No it didn't. Now you're just making stuff up.
>>566668307>no sixth sense
>>566667152its bird, perhaps an argument could be made for scholar being as hard to use but scholar has significantly more potential than guardianwhy do you think no one in erg plays him? we've tried every meme build under the sun and yet no one wants to touch guardian, because hes dogshit
>>566668713Yes it did. I've dodged the fireballs a million times. You think I don't know the timing to his attacks?
>>566666093
>>566668307>0 flasks
>>566668907yup. sure. nothing is your fault. they hotpatched in a new fireball move for dts. yup. nothing is ever your fault.
>>566668930i drank them all the for free ult
>>566668930and no sixth sense. and no flasks. no sxith sense either. no flasks no sixth sense.
>>566668930Why don't you post your name too?
>>566668974I quite literally stated the onus is on me, and you're still coming done on me. What's your problem? You want me to self flagellate? Would that satisfy you? No, I know you what your problem is. You always bring up this same argument whenever I criticize the game. Every single time I say something that makes the game look bad in your eyes, you get suuuuuper defensive and try to spin things around to lay all the blame on my shoulders.
I love terr qrd on belan?No Sixth sense it up streak it down
>>566667152Hardest mechanics to reach peak possible dps? Probably scholar, lots of effort just to keep up with average performance. Next up is probably Undertaker, two big damage buffs that need to be managed properly or the character does very little dps. Raider is fairly complex, managing his punch and rock to get out of bad situations, and knowing what they can stagger to break boss mechanics.Bird might be 4th with knowing how to block all the weird dead angle attacks, but even played perfectly its still bird and gonna be zdps and useless. The other characters all have optional complexity, rev summons have some nuance but are still optional. Dutchess rewind timing for dodging is cool but optional. Executor deflect isn't really pivotal to overall DPS. Wylder grapple is more about mobility. Then there is braindead shit like ironeye and recluse who just spam autoaim slop 99% of the time.
>>566664762who doesn't love a bit of funpilled auramaxxing?
>>566669740that was pretty good, 8/10
>>566669740waiting to see practice cancel the charge with exe ult
>>566668771This is the end of the conversation. Nobody wants to play Guardian because he's too difficult to play. Simple as that. We all tried to make Guardian work.(well *almost* all of us) But even the best Guardian player eventually dropped him for better characters.
>>566669597Recluse needs to know how to do positioning and have a feel for her slow ass animations to not get oneshot immediately, its like playing a glass tankBow Ironeye is exactly as you described but for his excellent mobility and braindead aimslop most Ironeyes pay upfront with shit dps
>>566670108Anon just slap on the +HP from ult for Recluse, she has no survivability issues
>>566666071Fem executie
>>566670060The best way to play guardian is using the respec to deal more damage than wylder with something like a greatbow where you don't interact with the enemy so your cripple dodge doesn't matterProblem is, wylder's everything else are so good that it doesn't matter
>>566670060you guys tried to make guardian work?was it not obvious?
>>566670350Pretty much my experience, did the fucking Remembrance, tried to give him the respec, dropped him like 10 games in and never again
>>566670289Ok but I still won't play her, I don't like her kit :(
How get Roderika gf? (Must have the same accent)
>>566667402Bird>>566669419>the raped mantra
>>566670568step 1: find truck-kun
>>566670350It was obvious, but I still held onto hope.
>>566670350It was copium from too much lancing in MH
>>566670926Prove it
Queue seems kind of slow
>>566672175done a game, gotta sleep now
>>566672175all gamed out gonna put on some big zorb and go to sleep
>>566672084outplayed
Rewatching that "In Defense of Dark Souls 2" video to force myself to be open-minded and having to stop and take a break every 10 minutes when Mr Bomber says something like "You're actually not supposed to use the lock-on mechanic" or "Dark Souls' connected world is bad actually"
my favorite quote from a "Fromsoft critique" still gotta be "I never said I disliked the Death Knights. I just put them in a list of bosses I didn't like and you guys assumed"
I dont get my opinions from onions numales on youtube
>>566670926I played a bit of Lance in MHWorld and I remember not being knocked back 10 meters by the slightest breeze when blocking, you could just hold your ground and "guard counter" just about anything, that's the biggest difference between Lance and birdjeet
>>566672950I do this all the time
>>566672775Why the fuck would you ever put yourself through the gauntlet of listening to that pathetic bald failmale freak?
>>566672950You can't parse your own opinions if someone else says their own opinion on something? damn thats crazy
I only get my opinions from Jee (he is right about literally everything)
>invades pvpers just having funugh this is so cancer>hard swaps to his 7th copy of a weapon for a different ashthese guys are such scrubs man>pops cheated consumablethis game is so trash man>runs away for 20 minutes just to roll catch a first time pvper to deathim going to make my own souls pvp game
I watch some patches roleplayer guy on youtube, he's pretty chill
>>566674348I like the one where he kicks them off the cliff and force warps themthats advanced roleplay
gg hotdogs that was rough (i carried)
>>566674842Can you please just hit your ult instead of saving it for 2027, someone doesn't need to three bar for it to be worth it
>>566674719Gravity wins are so kino to behold it makes me actually invested in every instance of him winding up a Shield Crash, he should do more Mt. Gelmir invasions
>>566674842Abyssal lobby from hell
>>566674842Radiant lobby from heaven
>>566675013wut? i used it 3 times that fight
>>566673841Go back to your dead shithole
I don't care what anyone says. Hotdogs are BULLSHIT.In beginning one of his attacks, the dog turns its head to grab its sword. Again, not eevn attacking. Just PREPARING to attack. And somehow, the head turn has a hitboxAnd when it does the move where it holds it's sword, then flicks the ground, throwing lines of fire. Well it first does a little hop, and then it flicks. It just so happened to hop directly where I was moving. Landing right on top of me before flicking.Oh but that's not all. During another instance, it's doing... something. I can't remember what. But I was prepared for it, whatever it was. I remembered the dodge is a little delayed, but I didn't realize HOW delayed. What the dog does, is it first hops, then it does one extra spin flourish, then ANOTHER spin flourish, before doing the real attack. So It's a triple fake-out. Hop, spin, spin, attack. I don't even know what the game wants from me anymore. Just eat fire, I guess.>>566674842You put on less likely, and then attacked the dogs once every 3 business days.
What is the lore reason for gladius' high resistance to poison?
>>566675241You were sitting on it while I was parked under Gladius on two bars, trying to get an angle with discuses. Which just eventually got me splatted again because he did the sword wave startup right on my head due to the revive timing.
uh oh greasyjeetarino melty
>>566674719>>566674348link?
>"You're actually not supposed to use the lock-on mechanic"I don't give out (You)'s for free but I will point out that they actually, unironically designed certain fights around them being far easier without lock-on purely to fuck with autists that think like this back then. They're basically free advertising for these games with how frequently they cry online.
Ran into a Rev in randoms who did the magic claw build and was really good. Did pretty good damage, dodged nearly every attack and I don't think they ever went down not even during our prolonged zdps Dreglord fight where she had aggro about 90% lol.
>>566675462fire and poison often go together in from games (that's all I got)
>>566675682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CYdZGyGYKw
gg adel sorry for being gone during early day 2. Checked 4 different iron chests and 2 statues for 0 smithing stones.
>>566675535and? I would have been able to revive you fine if creasy let me do it but he would just not move off you>>566675449It was LLTBT or getting one shot, you probably didn't notice me attacking since you were on the floor so much
Whats the lore behind almost all nightlords being weak to sleep but literally none of them having a stagger animation accompany the sleep proc
>>566675997>click into random spot>parrying with an offhand wepYeah remember when patches did that
>>566676151Creasy isn't bad. He's just creasy
Shitsy is so unfun to play with oh my lord
>>566676315Who?
>>566676347Shitsy. Am I not clear
>>566676156they forgot
>>566676156You're supposed to sleep at night but they're too angry to do so
>>566675910>fire and poison often go together in from gamesYou sure? I can only recall that being the case in blighttown with the poison swamp and the little fire spitting dudes
>>566676156the lore is they didn't want to let sleep trivialize bosses but still felt like letting people proc it if they bring one of the 3 ways to actually proc sleep
>>566675462heat denatures many poisons and renders the toxins safeI think fire being a cleansing thing is a pretty common thing in RPGs and fantasy games
>Try some mods>They all just make magic suck and buff the hell out of strengthAre STRtards really this asshurt
>>566676904dreg heap and gelmir too
>he's getting a high winstreak. send in creasy and ying as his teammates and make the nightlord ED balancers
>>566677452>2 S tiers and an easy nightlordFree win i guess?
>>566677452I won like 90% of games with ying. Thats the difference between an S tier and you sissies
>>566677105Oh I didn't know that thanks for telling me anon
So i know this games lore is wacky shit bonkers, but i have a questionIf your faith in something gives power to your incantations why dont the gods just turn it off? If youre fighting the elden beast why dont they just not let your incantations work? Also, if you discover that your religion was fake all along and it was some space amoeba instead how is your faith still working?
>>566678034>If youre fighting the elden beast why dont they just not let your incantations work?I mean, Elden Beast has the biggest holy resistance in the game, if you go in throwing golden holyslop at him you won't go far. Which is why you're saved by various bullshit like Dragon Faith lightning slop or Godslayer Godslaying incants, for which you put faith into entirely different subjects
>>566678034it's a videogame nigga
>>566678034That's when you're supposed to headcanon it out
>>566676151>and?It is profoundly frustrating seeing you sit there knowing you could get me up at any time with a push of a button.
>>566678581not shifty but you just got carried and you're complaining about how the carry should play? what is wrong with you?
Too easy. I stacked skill ups like crazy, in case it was ED Augur. But we got the baby jellyfish.
>>566678034Because "Faith" is really "Willpower", and the gods are all pretenders.
Man executors are annoying as fuck maybe deviljeet was right after all
>>566678948You seem to think that I give two shits about your opinion on the matter and I don't, but let me humor you. Winning or losing at this point is fundamentally arbitrary, everyone is at the cap of 9999 and will not, barring intention, fall out of the d5 range. The point of the game is to have fun. If someone is on the floor and they can be picked up, and it's not blatantly suicidal or the nightlord is at 1 HP, you should get them up, especially when no effort is involved on your part.
Is this that creasyjeet humiliation ritual you kids love to talk about
>>566676151>I would have been able to revive you fine if creasy let me do it but he would just not move off youThat was admittedly my mistake. I sometimes forget to alternate aggro when rezzing. However, you were a mile away the whole fight. Not just while we were on the floor. And sure, you didn't have any full HP negations. But regardless, with the dogs fully on us, it still makes the fight harder for us, negations or not. I'm not saying you didn't pull your weight. We would have lost if you didn't pick us up. But at the same time, we had a lobsided balance in the fight, with you standing back as much as you were. You played support well, and scrapped us off the floor when we needed it. But then again, we were on the floor because we had to take more aggro, so it kind of evens out. To say you "carried" the fight, is to get a little carried away.
>>566678581okay? I can understand how you might feel that way but i dont base my strategies on how someone else might feelI tend to save my ult for when i feel its needed, this is usually 3 bars, survival or a multi reviveAgain had creasy backed off I could have easily revived you with any of my summons, instead i saved it and revived both of you like 30 seconds later. I dont get why you're trying to pin this specifically on me
>>566679379maybe it was more fun for that guardian to hold the ult in that situation
gg ed birds sorry I didn't mean to ult and extend that fight
ggpost
>>566674348>says to be lower level>always 2 or 3 shots them while he takes 50 hits
>>566680340gg. I forgot it even runs on a timer. I wonder if there's any point in the third person having LLTB, I think only 2 need it
>>566677674>S tierSomeone post the webm of creasy failing to revive a 1 bar and then getting raped by a balancer
>>566680475thats how 90% of invasions go
>>566676151shifty you have always picked up lltb even when you're doing no damage
>>566680483Don't think so. You get 2 birds in both scenarios I think.
>>566680568Picking up LLTBT was fair. I spoke without knowing that he lacked negations. But I checked the history, and confirmed he didn't have any negations.
>>566679379uh oh melty
>>566679915And maybe it's more fun for someone to break off from the group and go solo things for the entire expedition, or maybe it's more fun for someone to cheat marais in their relics or maybe it's more fun to always haloslop or maybe it's more fun to vaccuum up all loot before anyone can even see it or or or or or. Calm down with the retardation, the point is players behaving in a matter appreciated by other players is, and this may shock you, appreciated.>>566679846I'm not pinning anything on you, I asked "Please use your ult in this scenario next time", you seem to have chosen to refuse, that's the end of the conversation. It'd not some giant deal, it was just a request.
I want to have a trans girlfriend
>>566680850>And maybe it's more fun for someone to break off from the group and go solo things for the entire expedition, or maybe it's more fun for someone to cheat marais in their relics or maybe it's more fun to always haloslop or maybe it's more fun to vaccuum up all loot before anyone can even see it or or or or or. are you implying he was griefing by not ulting you there?you're kind of a douchebag, I'm sure he was doing his best and just made a call
>>566678034You turned runes (code) into strength. This is a game where the angels are literal fingers. The two fingers go on the mouse and the three go on the keyboard. You're playing a game where you and some other characters are aware they're in a game, but they don't have any concept of what a "video game" even is. To them it would just be analogous to simulation theory, which had been theorized long before we even had video games at all. There's also stuff like the cipher pata overtly referencing this too: you're wielding literal script written by fingers. The Greater Will left because the game released.
>>566676156The lore is that they hit the quota thus fuck you who cares
>>566680483>>566680613I think 2 is the magic number. With 2 less likelies, you will aggro 1 bird at the start, and then as you burst him down and move on, a second bird will come. But they sort of lag a little, so they're both not overwhelming you. Eventually, you will have to deal with 2 or 3 birds before the worm phase finally comes. However, the fact that their aggro lags, means that you're not completely overtaken by them. You just keep bursting them down and running, until that's not feasible anymore, then you brawl it out a moment before the worm comes.
lore is cope for people who were filtered but want to be included
>>566681106>are you implying he was griefing by not ulting you there? Interesting strawman, whatever could be your interest in assuming I made such an argument? Oh, wait, of course, merely intentional shitstirring.
>>566678427Seems like the answer to a lot of these questions for some reason…>>566679159True. Most of them really do just suck. It’s a very high skill high reward character that most people just aren’t going to be good at by its very nature.
Friendly reminder to ignore creasy after runs, he always has some passive agressive remark lol what a loser
creasy it down terr it up yuh
>>566681291It's literally what you compared it to though. I said maybe he just decided not to use his ult there because that's what he decided because that's how he plays his own game and has fun. Your retort was comparing it to solo runners, cheaters and loot vacuuming. You're a total cocksucker. I'm not shitstirring btw I'm not the one bitching at others and telling them how to play. I'm just defending him
Sounds to me like the tier list was correct once again
>>566681518Belan it up yuhTinpo it below sea levelDevil knight it diagonally
>>566681470No I don't. Like 99% of my critical remarks are toward the game. You're just a Fromdrone, and take smack talk against the game personally.
>>566680850it didn't come across as just a request but somewhat hostile>seem to have chosen to refusenot exactly, if i was feeling more confident about us going into the fight i might've used it
>>566679846>Again had creasy backed off I could have easily revived you with any of my summonskek this shit pisses me off during runs. most people on the pw have learned though. it's really annoying when you want to go for the revive but the person with aggro won't fuck off. especially stupid when the second alive person has a blue or purple LLTB
>>566681772No to be honest when I played with you you always gave US shit, nobody else on the PW does. Get a grip
>>566651909>>566651935Whom do I believe?
>>566676089also its 6 now because i checked 2 more chests at the invasion town and neither of them had one. I really ought to learn more of the chest spawns so I can start getting 3-4 of the iron chests per town
>>566653012who
>>566681470That sounds awful close to Ace, but I think Creasy is more genuinely autistic about his post-run commentary
Shifty I'd really appreciate if you stopped pinging gaols sweetiepie
>>566657228Name? For the block list?
I've heard enough, all of the people involved in the ED dogs raid go down 3 tiers
What would be the most optimal nightfarer to run greatbow on to kill the worm? Balancers wylder?
wouldst any of yous like to go on a d0 ED libra duos date with me? :3c
>>566682562yup
>>566680850Lol what a twat, youre the only one who has ever complained about the " loot vacuuming" (which I dont even really do I just read faster than you)
>>566682564Will you faggive me if I 3bar?
>>566663481>>566667775I didn’t get princess bride for most of my life. I thought it was kinda stupid until I watched it with a girl (the real kind) and we made out afterwards. That’s when the movie clicked for me.
>>566682564No?
well that one more bird build to shelve. just doesn't work.
>>566682789yeah sexy its only a video game after all
>>566682562>>566682610Was thinking also of respec undertaker since greatbows are B strenght C dex, but thats just my prefference
What's the funnest arcane weapon that uses minimal dex?
>>566683143wheel
>>566683143Penis
>>566682989what made you think anything works on guardian?
>>566681690Proof?
>>566683223thought low hp negation stacking gonna make chip damage while guarding bearable. it was not.
>>566682845Go for >>566665772
>>566683165wheel? arcane? no.. yes? what
>>566682562Why did you post this
before I waste my time looking through my relics to look for shit that could benefit such a build, anyone here build a shieldless guardian before? Basically it should just be a scuffed raider with more dex right? I was thinking of colossal swordsis it FUN? I'm worried about his shitty dodge, can I overcome it with skill?
>>566683462Good heavens no. Play the character as intended if it doesn't filter you.
>>566683420Whats wrong with my question? Just wondering who would have the best greatbow scaling. They're all B C except the holy one, but balenciagas is resistant to holy no?
>>566683462Stop trying to make the shit bird work, it's never going to happen
>>566683462pov you're in a being useless piece of shit teammate competition and your opponent is the average erg meme builder
>>566683462This is just mean to the lolcow why do this?
>>566683414Grease the wheel
>>566683657Tell me more
>>566683462whip guard counter guardian is the new sauce lil bro, what are you doing?
>>566683462colossal weapon is probably better, at least the big hammer charge attack is useful.
Aw man the date commenced without me
>>566683791it's gone
>>566683791Wheat threshers are a menace.
>>566683462There is no guardian build except str/dex respect and phys+12.If you are not doing that, you are fucking trolling and want to lose.Just stop trying to make turtle build. We explained here many many times why it does not and will never work in nightreign. It will never be good. It will always make the run way harder for everyone.
>>566674127This hurts to read because this is the prevailing attitude from pvpers
demons souls reference in shrek???
if only the soulsslop epidemic came 10 years earlier. we could have gotten a shitty licensed shrek soulslike.
>Somebody once told me the world is gonna ROLL meHoly lorekino
Shrek is getting Lego sets now.
>>566683462diet executor?>jump/wall jump off bosses to dodge>build for two-handing stance break>two-hand your greatshield (deals good stance damage and improves guard stability)>two-hand big weapon for dealing real damage/skills (you want golden vow tho)
New game trailer is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMHU87m8lLo
>>566684340somebody once told methat DoN is gonna roll mei ain't the best player in ergrev is looking kind of dumbwith her fingers on the groundin the shape of a 'W'to cast beast claw
>>566683935what happened
>She was looking kind of dumb with her FINGERwhat are the lore implications of this?
godrick is my favorite character
>>566684516Why is this one a screenshot?
>>566684515
>>566684601they cut it
>>566684643No idea, that's what they posted.
>>566684489Fake. This is the real trailer (do NOT preview)https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=mOHlktXIhcFf80oN
>>566684720dude
>>566683462half the people replying to this seem to read "shieldless" as "shield based" or something
>>566684732either ancient unc or retarded zoomer
>>566684729Fair enough, carry on.
>all that glitters is GOLDJesus Christ this song predicted the Golden Order>Go for the moon go go go for the MOONAND the age of stars
>>566684793Just click it
>>566684826Thank you kindred.
>fALLingSTAR beastHoly fuck
>>566684767i know, i wish i still had it
>My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?
>>566685034Would you like one of mine?
>>566683860nah I had to poop and then I started gooninggimme 9 minutes
>>566684793retarded zoomer
gg hotdog round 2 i think we can all agree that went much better
>>566684340>shrek came out 30 years agoman the years really do start coming and they don't stop coming
>>566685095What the fuck
>>566685107do you have their permission you dumb idiot
>>566684789That's because shieldless does not mean anything. If you get a good greatshield then use it who cares.That statement would make more sense if it was "guard counterless" instead, because yes, guard counter build are a fucking meme and anyone trying to do it is retarded. It has been what, 9 months since DoN started? You have to be mentally challenged if you are still trying to make this shit work.
>GUYS>THE FORESKIN>GO GET IT
>>566683462>guardianWoe be upon the passwordI gave up trying to make shield Guardian work a long time ago. I've since tried a bunch of different builds, meme builds, etc. Nothing really works. The only way to realistically play him is the same way you'd play Undertaker, Raider, and Wylder -- which defeats the purpose of playing Guardian. D5 imposes too much chip damage, too much stamina damage, and there's no way to prevent it or circumvent it in a meaningful way. On top of this, his damage with halberds is pitiful. I understand not giving an immovable object an unstoppable force, but could they at least make it... y'know, viable? Or give us a reason to play him?Idk, man. I actually really like Guardian's ult. Reviving people, doing aoe damage, also having a stagger is pretty cool. There's some niche uses for his whirlwind (with the constant effect relic line) as well. It's everything else that's not good. It feels like they wanted to make a support character out of him but he doesn't really do anything worth bringing to use as support over having a character with more damage. It feels like Scholar has that problem too, but at least he's helpful.ish.
Haha! What do you guys have to say about THAT! No falls! And I was playing full melee. No Siluria's spear or other projectiles.
>>566685230cc please unblock me im sorry
Yep, time to play my fist weapon guardian
>>566685172Guard counter meme is good. Normal non-specializing is better overall but guard counters fuck stuff up. Most people don't know when to use the counters but that is a skill issue like always with guardian. It would be like trying to guard counter into attacks while parrying with executor, if someone says it sucks you can tell they just suck at knowing when to guard counter and when not to.
>>566685230>Idk, man. I actually really like Guardian's ult.I also like Revenant's ult but worse bro
>>566685163dw I flushed first
>>566683743doesnt it need some scaling
>>566685107>do not repost without permissionwe're coming for you, do not resist
>>566685206
>>566685346>guard counter is secretly le goodno it's not.
>>566685230None of this is an issue if you learn how to play the game. Guardian forces you to learn every enemy attack like executer does. >>566685453It isn't a secret, it is just good. Most people aren't good at the game though, so they suck with guardian. Executer exists for people that aren't good with guardian yet.
>>566685453He didn't say secretlyit does like 5000000 damage
>>566685148Much better. Also we got luckier with the loot. All the negations we could ask for.
>>566681587I didn't compare anything. I was just listing actions that some people might have fun if personal fun is all they care about. If you are arguing that I think that an individual intentionally performing actions they deem fun at the cost of others to be bad, you're correct, but strangely, I never stated this to be one of those cases.You're "defending" someone accused of nothing. Griefing is intentional malicious actions to someone in the game, there's no malice behind the scenario at all, it's a choice, one I requested, not demanded, they not do so in the future, and they disagreed with my request, and so that's that. Shifty is not at fault of anything even if I disagree with what they did, because it was just a gameplay choice. So your "defense" of nothing is intentional shitstirring, you're entering yourself into a conversation with the intent to foster malice.In short, kill yourself.
>>566684030kino
>>566685206>Yes, indeed. >The circumcision brands the goyim.>And in this land, the goyim are corralled and led to the north, where they are locked away, to await the end of the world... >This is your fate.
>>566685567no LLTBT though which is a shame this is a joke
>>566685374having to be practically inside of people to res them with his ult is awful
>>566685540Yeah extremjeetist we know guardian is incredibly strong.It's just a coincidence that everytime there is a guardian the run is fucking shit.
queuing, c tier, no naam
Where's our local redditor with that guardian screenshot when we need him?
>>566685752Not your bogeyman, sorry. There is no coincidence, everyone just gets filtered. Its fine. /erg/ getting filtered by guardian wasn't expected but it is what it is.
>>566685663>I didn't compare anything. I was just listing actions that some people might have fun if personal fun is all they care about. So why'd you list those when I mentioned he might just be playing how he likes?
>>566685814Name?
>>566685556we already know better ways to deal 5000000 damage tho
>>566683626Pls respond
>>566681812>it didn't come across as just a request but somewhat hostile My apologies then, that was not my intent.
>>566685385For Elden Ring or Nightreign?Elden Ring scales a weapons status build up only if it has arcane scaling. Nightreign scales all status effects with your arcane stat regardless. If you're talking about ER use the ancient meteoric ore greatsword and zoom around unlocked with white light charge.
>>566685885qrd on naam i love it up yuhcreasy it below the mariana trenchgg horse it diagonally
>>566685230Shut up you sexy bimbo your opinions are void
>>566685165>>566685394I totally have permission okay....look at this official image
>>566686094theres no rhyme
Reminder that erg invented yuhposting
>>566685703>the fire fades...>...and the cocks go without foreskin...
who cares 185
>>566686173I do this and I write this
>>566686185Why would a bunch of his mantras happen to rhyme? Its an obsessive tick so he doesn't start rocking back and forth it doesn't have to rhyme.
>>566686173This is big>>566686185I care
>>566682562I did the maths on this a while ago, for regular greatbows wylder > raider > guardianFor the erdtree greatbow strevenant & faith guardianINT/FAITH wylder is probably also good with the erdtree greatbow but i didn't test him ( plus he'd be weaker with regular ones)
>>566686094Shut the fuck up or Im gonna milk your cock faggot I know its you
>>566685404>>566685206>>566685703>>566686198Not really funny ngl
haha hey guys what if the ppl taking all the foreskin were putting them in jars in an attempt to create a god haha wouldn't that be crazy
yuh posting is the original sinwe will suffer eternity for inventing it
>>566686275My twin. >>566686313Big permission.
>>566686325Doesn't respec guardian beat Wylder though?
>>566686371His /pol/ thread must not have gone how he wanted.
>>566686325Okay sankiu wylder it isWhat about undercaker with respec
>>566686371This tbqh :/
>>566686190Your shithole is gone and never coming back
>>566685148GG always fun to play with you shifty
>>566686536please I have nowhere to go
>>566684413I doubt that’s true>>566684793Not everyone has this
>>566686490damage wise maybe slightly, but not enough so to justify taking a vastly worse characterThe grapple lets you easily reposition if the target moves out of range and sixth sense saves you if you get caught while firing, meanwhile guardians kit is completely at odds with the greatbow play-style
Recluse Tits
>>566686417you would need a lot of jars tho
>>566686673you can stay buddy theres enough for everyone
>>566686751Wow she's literally me
>>566686751
I miss anons foreskin
>>566686960This to be q honest
Nightfarer edition........
>>566685206Did you just payday 2 reference in my /erg/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF1ZQJzazLoI still listen to this to wake myself up
>>566686850Me too. I feel like they based Recluse off us.
Where the fuck is tarnished edition? Also I wish people actually looked like recluse
does this retarded nigger do anything else in this game other than spamming rain of arrows?
>>566684828Image much better than the post accompanying it
>>566687154Theyre taking a while because its actually scholar of the first sin 2, full of new content
>recluse fulfills my niche desire for boney women>everyone draws her like a fat slobsuffering.
>>566686828Thank you I would be lost without you
A fat brown man is trying to make you jerk off. Listen and learn.
>>566687190you would too if you couldn't dodge augur
it's working honestly, pumping
>>566687372Let the discord groom the discord it doesn't involve us.
>>566687190I mean hes D tier for a reason.
>>566687429This is sad
>>566687190Who?
I say “uwu” out loud in public sometimes when I’m stressed
>>566687372Im white fucking mongoloid
>>566687628Lots of people on the spectrum do that to soothe themselves in stressful situations, its a failing of genetics.
>im whiteThen why do you have the highest melanin content of anyone in the thread?
>>566687649>im white senor ay dios mio puta madre
>>566687779Because I fucked youre mom
>>566687808>>566687779>>566687649>>566687372Oh my god, shut up about your dumb race wars. Holy fuck.
>>566687868You can try to report them but it'll probably result in you getting banned.
>>566686960>>566686673I love these brief moments where you’re lucid and honest with yourself
>>566686828this thread was promised to us 3000 years ago, ergoyim
>>566687808>Knowing 2 languages is badIll never understand this
>>566686062oh thats very nice of them to do i assumed it was the same as ER
>>566688161>confessing to >>566687372 alreadyThat didn't take long.
>>566687950pretty sure you have to be spamming reports to have that happen. the only time ive been hit with that was ironically the one place on the site with the least amount of rules.
>>566688351You don't. The discord are friends with mods, they'll bait you into doing something bannable then you'll get the ban within seconds of what they've been doing for hours. Seen it happen on here and /v/ a ton when its the lolcow. They IP hop while normal anons don't so they game their system.
Huh? Elden Ring? Nightreign?
>>566688415>turdie seething while posting tranny shitIconic duo
>>566688351one time I got banned for reporting someone for being underage (he accidentally let it slip that he was 10 in 2022 or something to that effect) and I got banned for false report by the janny because he couldn't be fucked to do the mental math on that
>>566688660Careful not to get your boyfriend's feces in it.
>>566688807Thats not what the foreskin is for but weird homo projection
>>566661812trannylillies is so lame and cringe
>>566688351We know who one of the spammers is from a doxxing incident, if you trigger him enough here he'll go to /v/ and spam cope threads. If you post in that cope thread and mention any inside joke about the guy you know is the OP you'll get the hammer. There's a reason they are going ham on /pol/ posting while nothing happens to them. Try joining in and see how long you last lol. >>566688549Really good games full of soulful jank. The jank is mildly less soulful in an online game where people care about winning.
>>566688885And a dick isn't for sticking in men's asses, but that didn't stop you.
What's the deal with Revenant players?
>>566689026>Still narrating his life
>>566689063>guy calls me gay after posting tranny shit then says i'm projectingThe brown mind is an enigma
>>566689031Google "Desmond the Amazing" and you'll get what is happening with them.
why is trish a chud now
>>566688934i didnt even do anyfing
>>566689143I mean desu u started with the gross homosexualism i was making a question
>>566689290Yeah I'm the one who started posting tranny pics. Wait that was you.
Anon your folktales post last thread was cute sorry I didn't reply I had a function to go to. Any more folktales?
How come every time I enter this thread there’s a new melty not even related to the game. First it was spergs doing sad mating calls in here and now it’s foreskin wars
>>566689637I have mine btwImagine having a dry dick eww
>>566688164Yeah they opted to make Executor and Scholar the only characters with arcane over 11-12 without relics to compensate
>>566689637The threadshitters have been especially active the last 3~ days. Something terrible must have happened.
>>566689415circle the penises in the pictures please
>Smurf account faggot Ironeye spent half of day 1 and almost half of day 2 trying to beat a blood Invader POI in the fucking great hollow instead of bossmaxxing and ignored all pinsJesus Christ what the fuck is happening in D5 why are there so many trash randoms lately
>>566689689how much do you even get off relics say like a +2
>>566690004you know life is optional right
Even doe futa on female is straight afOr would you rather look at a dude? Gaaaay
>>566690120Yet here you are, wasting oxygen
>>566689545>Any more folktales?Not really, or not formatted for how ER uses them on the fly. For the dragon catching story I didn't mention that you put the dragons into jars once you've caught them. So the folktale has in it the seed of dragons being representative of all the different natural strengths of animals, and then you jar them up after catching them, ER expresses the same ideology on warriors or crucible traits among warriors. Here's one that is less a folktale and more general info - In norse mythos there were 2 kinds of magic, Galdr and Seidr. Galdr were incantations (spoken words) used for healing and generally positive magics, Seidr were altered states of consciousness and generally used for 'black arts.' ER uses that as its reference for INT/FTH. FTH is literally called incantations and the highest form of INT magic are ascended wizards that are in a perpetual altered state of consciousness. The runic script the 2 fingers use would be called a Galdr Letter. Pic rel is the cover of a tome called the Black Flame, does the iconography on it look familiar?
>>566690132It's only straight if it's drawn by a woman otherwise go for >>566687372
>>566687154This but Duchess (with bigger tits than recluse)
dogdog dog3 dog
gg gotta go poop
Is anybody queueing, does nobody play when I get on or is there only 1 lobby going on
>>566690241rune MASTER...
>>566690360I want to slap tinpos ass after a run
>>566690360I'm so glad I wasn't in queue for a third dog fight.
>>566690241Looks like a pretty direct reference.
>>566690416makes sense he only plays sissy characters like ironeye and rev
>>566690392I'm queued too. And if you and I are queuing, and there's a gg post, and 1 anon went to poop. That means there's 4 potential players right now.
>>566690132futard cope
>playing with shitsy>So he will write 3 paragraphs about how you suck even tho he 3 barredNo thanks
Love me Erdtree
>>566690554Epic, been here for like 5 minutes already
>BRO THEY BOTH HAVE TRIANGLES AND CIRCLES BROOOOOO
>>566690241>>566690448You mentioned druids a few times last thread you the guy dropping hints about them from a while ago?
>>566651724Just noticed this OP image. Pretty cringe. Pick better art next time.
>>566681342Said no one ever.
please give us the secret sauce duchess gawdbuild
>queue D0 to relax and have fun>guardian player>quits day 2 because he got pathmogged and died to chadrealis the dogshit map dragonI thought only executor players do this
"One more game", I say. Wand what do I get? Freakin balancers to ruin my night.
>>566690827Yeah. Understanding what druids did in history can help fill in the Erdtree era of Marika's empires since that era replicates the druidic practices to a tee. Before the Romans blew the britons out of the water the druidic caste did rituals with oak trees where they cut off a mistletoe and caught it in a silk sheet and then used the mistletoe in cure-alls. In Marika's erdtree era the ritual was centered on minor erdtrees (oak proxies) which grew a cracked tear which was caught in a basin (like the mistletoe it can't touch the ground or it is spoiled) and then the cracked tear is used as a cure-all. In the latter days of druidic influence the druids became self serving after realizing that kingly power actually flows thru them as a censor so they get to pick and choose who runs what. That latter warping of the druids is represented in the 2 fingers and how they dictate who is empyrean and who isn't. Where Marika originally had real aims to save the world and make life better for people she was groomed in a different direction once she had power.
>>566678948That's troon box being a bitter faggot as per. Any opportunity to nitpick and complain, and they will take it.
my poop saved me from a stressful run thank you poopy
>>566690729Very damning image>>566691294Keep it to yourself
>>566690962Cheat in relics so you can max stack all the character skill cooldowns. Copying damage faster than normal is the best way to make her better. Any build you can possibly think of for her would be made better by restaging more often. Add on the invul when restaging and you have the most free damage skips available while you do dummy thicc dps. Don't overthink it.
>>566690106Arcane is the only stat that doesn't increase when leveling. You really don't need more than +Arcane from ruins since those bosses tend to drop status weapons anyways.1 + (Arcane-10) * (don't remember, think it depends on the status)Scholar and Ex have 50 and 28 for reference. Just creep until it takes one less hit
girls dont poop. THEY SHIT.
>>566691294>>566691260Weird posts
>>566690928Im SOR SOSORYRYRY AANONNY WAHAHHHHH
>>566690928You say this about every OP image though?
>>566689020This is just mean at this point.
>>566691867It's a cute image. Don't listen to him sweetie
daily greasyjeet humiliation ritual
>>566690928Truth>>566691867>>566692614untrue and creepy...
Came crawling back after 3 failures huh?
>>566688769>he was 10 in 2022 or something to that effectGenuine unironic 14 year olds on this website...
>>566691503dagger chain attack reprise? improves skill atk? is it a generic line
>>566692993Character skill cooldown, stack all versions on non-deep relics. On deep side you should have a [Duchess] grants invulnerability when activating character skill or something to that effect, that gives you half a second of invincibility to swoosh past incoming hits. If you maximize your restage you have the most opportunities to swoosh by incoming damage. Duchess is broken and her best broken aspect is her restage so maximizing restage opportunities is the best option.
>>566693220didn't know about this effect, not got any deep relics is it unique to them
>>566693861The grants invuln on CS is deep only. Cheat it in if you want. I'm saying cheat it all in because the CS cooldown idea doesn't really work well on non CEkino relics since non-deep half is so premium for builds. You want those non-deep relics to be fucking tight to compensate for not using boss relics.
spoonfeed me relics for raider
>>566694272A guy I know irl ran poise +2 on all 6 relics or some shit and is currently nobraining his way through depthsAlso I don't know
>>566687868Based Bangladeshi peacemaker calming the thread with reason and high IQ
>>5666942725 ISA 1 night invaders
>deal 500 damage or rez a 1bar challenge (impossible)streak loss kino
>>566692834He failed to poop three times? This is serious
>>566691191HAHAHAHA THOSE BITCHES.They TRIED to ruin my night. But we got em. We fucking got em.
>>566694272>1st stringTake damage to increase damage[raider] taking damage while panch increase panchIncrease poise and negation when knocked backphys attack +4phys negate +2Increase max hp bloat>2nd string[raider] panch lowers enemy negation (only use if you are good at posture breaking with your weapon)increase posture damage when 2 handingstamina on hit (keeps you out of negative stamina for panch)Increased staminaAlways 2 hand, always running R2 to open, then always followup with fast R1 or charged R2 depending on timing (you'll get the timing down). Sometimes it is best to running R2 shovel the enemy then pause and hit them with another running R2. Play it right and 90% of the enemy roster can't fight back, that includes bosses.
>>566694558Saw that, robbed of sixth sense and useless birdjeet.
GG, extremely bad drops and I had poison buildup under max hp +4 no wonder I was dying so fast and also I played like shit
You guys know it’s a coop game right? Why are you all so antagonistic towards each other? Even bad red men vs PvErs weren’t like this.
Good lord that was so laggy it gave me a penalty waved. Whatever I was using that clown fiesta of a match to learn some stuff.
kek nt
>>5666942721st build: Play Wylder2nd build:Play Undertaker
>>566694809Name?
>>566694778Yeah, poo-poo loot. Also, btw. I'm sorry I couldn't rez you in the castle, I got trolled by the spirit spring. I was grapple jumping to you, but I pressed jump on top of the spring and flew up instead.
Somebody post the birdjeet ping meltdown
>>566694778>>566694809gg>>5666946433 bait bg3 threads on /v/ after anons made fun of so and so making bait threads on /v/ when triggered. 4 if you count devil knight trying to help his bro out with a dmc thread mixed in and failing.
>>566694929Thread slows to a crawl when we trigger him with guardian posts it is better to simply discuss something else at this point.
>>566694917Wylder gets hotdog THOSE? Damn...
7 more wins today. Not bad for a day's work. Calling in there. Going out on a high note.
>>566694791Neurotic obsession over shit like streaks (number only you see) and other meaningless drivel makes any other co-oper a direct threat to one's mental wellbeing.
>Somebody dodged Caligo>Now I can't get a game
>>566694929
>>566695030Every night! Fat boobied Executies are MADE for BWC
Why do people keep drawing Undertaker with tentacles coming out of her mouth? She doesn't do that
>>566694791the most vicious and genuinely ferociously schizophrenically hyperaggressive mentally ill shit flinging I have ever witnessed on this website is on /coopg/pve players grow gigantic egos because shitty video game AI never checks it
>>566695059was it an executor?
>>566695175'fan' shartists dont play the game
>>566695225I think so yeah, now somebody dodged Balancers
>>566695059I realized i was probably tilted and shouldnt keep playing.
>>566694791Red men was definitely worse. You’re forgetting a lot of things there.>>566695030>>566695160This is true
practice quit dodging caligo
>>566695175Why do people draw Executor and Revenant ship imagesWhy do people draw Recluse and Guardian ship imagesWhy do people draw Wylder and Ironeye ship imagesBecause fan artists don't play the game
>>566695225>>566695285classic practinx
>>566695331But what is wrong with red women is immediately evident, in a pve game it isn't so apparent what happened to the person to make them like that.
>>566695368Trve, Ironeye's entire ass and pussy belong to Raidgawd
>>566695412>>566695331Just post the baby images nigga and get on with your meltie
>>566695368>Why do people draw Recluse and Guardian ship imagesThat one has basis in the game. If artists were consistent on that front they'd draw wylder hanging out with iron menial more. >>566695469Don't really know what this means.
>>566695467
Raider is simultaneously the least important and most important character.
>>566695641Is this due to cerulean onslaught, perchance?
I like Wyldeye more as the gay ship. Raider is only for surrogate father to Revenant.
>>566695216this place is worse because it’s just this shit day in day out at this point
>>566694791I don't know man. Can't even post a simple gg without the peanut gallery coming out with 20 anonymous posts who werent even in the run snarking about how it was actually le bg. I don't even want to post gg screenshots any more its just annoying to deal with.
>>566695734Nah>least important - virtually no impact on the story>most important - exemplifies the mistaken identity that all characters who are more important suffer from to a lesser degree than raiderEvery other character matters to the story more, but would never have realized who they really are without raider's inclusion.
>>566695873That's a good point, this realization also hit me when I first completed his remembrance as well. Its probably the most chill remembrance quest in the game, too, including the surprise cheerleader Ironeye for some fucking reason. He's literally not relevant to any other character's remembrance, just there to gush about how cool pirates are.
>>566695758Fujos are sleeping on IronEye (Ironeye x Ironeye)
>>566696061I spent a long time wondering why raider existed after doing all the alternate endings and seeing how everyone fits together in a web to cuck god but raider honestly has nothing on that front. It wasn't until I replayed the game on a new account and realized how impactful his twist ending is AFTER you've already kind of figured out everyone else is dealing with a misidentity of the self. If it hasn't clicked yet that they all think they are someone else it'll definitely hit you when you do raider's remembrance. Accepting the shadow of the self seems thematically poignant after ER shows how bad it can go if you reject that notion.
>>566695863Name?
>>566695216>the most vicious and genuinely ferociously schizophrenically hyperaggressive mentally ill shit flinging I have ever witnessed on this website is on /coopg/qrd?The worst gens I've ever seen in terms of actual pedophilia and e-drama were nintendo-based generals (huge shocker i know)
>>566696483My name is Not Important.
>>566696483
>>566695368Through omission, you imply there is some kind of ship in the game that makes sense. But non of them do. The one ship that kiiiinda works, is Scholar and Undertaker. If you read more into their platonic partnership. But other than that, no other ship works. They're all merely co-workers.
>>566696570My name is Not Impotent
I had this song stuck in my head all day https://youtu.be/ZVUyyHYkBHk
>>566695863I post ggs, because I know my success makes the threadshitters seethe. They hate to see me winning.
>>566696624The game is ULTRA heavy handed with the incest twins. Duchess did NOT need to use wylder's belt buckle as her hair pin. Everything else is platonic but they are laying it like concrete for wylder/duchess. To be fair though, every single character fulfills some niche meme degeneracy thing so incest isn't too far out there when you know what the others are puns or references to. I mean incest is terrible but it is only the further outlier in a cast of intentional outliers.
>>566696410Ooooo true I do have a few of those
>>566696724Gil has some great wordplay when you really listen to him. Two of my favorites are I'm Grown, and boombadoom
>>566696814Well said trish
>>566696814I like the template replies someone does to gg posts.
>>566696724Good job bitch now its stuck in mine too. I'm supposed to be someone people look up to and I'll just be muttering this all day today
trying to climb up to the ramparts/roofs/upper wall on those town POI's and getting stuck on the lips of roofs and shit make me want to blow my brains out. They need to polish these up a bit more. Maybe next update
>>566696897There's no incest there. They just love each other as family. The narrative lays their *sibling* relationship on thick. Wylder's belt buckle isn't merely a belt buckle. It's an insignia. Perhaps a family insignia.
>here's your invader recluse staff, bro
>>566695469You clocked him right away kek
>>566697063Those are jealous threadshitters, attempting to demoralize you with their banality, so you stop posting ggs. It's all a mind game.
>>566696917Friggin' sweet, Priestess. Heheheheheh...
>>566696897No, GRRM only had a part to play in the base game
>>566697146It is 100% intentional. They even do it at the castle next to the merchant closest to the route up to the roof. Run to fast and you jump into the corner and ther happens to be a single plank of wood blocking the jump. In the townships there is a building in the center you can hop onto easily and then hop onto its chimney and jump up the ledge to the boss. It has the overhangs but also has a box leaning against a wall you can vault up easily, it feels intentionally designed to be easy to vault when everything else around it has those overhangs. >>566697189Nah it is classic incest with 1 side edging the other 24/7. Duchess is intentionally doing what she's doing so Wylder will kill himself, literally. Remember, she alone knows he is going to become Heolstor because that is how they are going to cuck a god and she is the duchess of the roundtable, it is her sole job to make him make the final choice and think it was his alone to make. She does this by fucking with him at every chance she can so he will want to die. >>566697291I just like the templating of it.
>>566696917>>566697317get outta here fujos, there's always too many girls in erg
>there's always too many girls in erg
astel x moonlight butterfly
Looks like the queue is dead tonight. Said day for /erg/.
stop
>>566675997https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb7iKDkYz0guhh?
Libra was a nomadic merchant who learned how to tame the frenzied flame and stabilize it into runegold.
>>566698204Less interesting than what NR did with him.
GG but not really because my controller kept sperging the fuck out and got me killed several times, also got two giga CE kinos back to back
>>566695469What???>>566694430Said no one ever
>>566691867Don’t pull on my heart strings like that…>>566691937I’ve said it maybe 3 times.
lol zorban has 2x sleep on hit and reduced resistances and is getting insta slept after every hit at level 15
anime
>>566698840That’s the build with a bunch of sleep makes him do more damage
why are we still blocking each other in the big 26 friends </3
>>566698952Mostly an inside joke here to shit on the 3 guys using the pass.
>>566698952I only block cheaters and serial dodgers
>>566698923you can do damage while dead?
zuk it up?
>>566698952because you talk shit anonymously?
>>566675013>please waste your ult on no specific move for 10s of immunity instead of saving it for a clutch because i'm a shitter
>>566699047Its a meme build that you need charge/taking dmg negation for it to function. First game of reset so figured why not do something silly
>>566695536>If artists were consistent on that front they'd draw wylder hanging out with iron menial more.To be fair I rarely ever see Iron Menial in any fanart at all. Maybe its because he was kinda mean to Duchess that one time.
>>566699914Depth 5 guardian btw
>>566699914KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5666997485 hour old post?
>>566699187i only said nt
>>566700020>wylder shoots himself>6th sense procs
I want to hug vocarooanon
2buggerino
>>566701373You just wanna grab her ass during the hug
>>566701467No it's because she says nice things to me sometimes and that makes me feel comfortable
>>566701518fag
>>566675013>>566675535>>566678581kek another troon-box nuclear meltdown because his team isn't immediately dropping what they're doing to revive himno one is more entitled than this tranny
>>566701518This but trish. She's really nice and has big jugs
>>566702090only losers say this
c tier queeuing
>zamn... how could I have been so foolish>they caught me...>they have real footage of me not using my ult....>oh fuck im so boned>I have to do something they are -all- unjustly ganging up on me>gotta throw them off the trail....>make em think im just some troll pretending to be bad>maybe something like>"kek another troon-box nuclear meltdown because his team isn't immediately dropping what they're doing to revive him>no one is more entitled than this tranny">....perfect....
>>566700864See any sixth sense in the image? Yeah me neither
that was probably more funny in your head
>>566702393I think he's talking to me but I don't get what he's trying to say
>>566702302what are you trying to say?
>>566702302
>>566702634tenor gif?
When the carried is lecturing, I sit down, and I listen.
>>566702302I think its trying to communicate
'emon's > 2 > 3 > 1 > 'ing > 'orne
>>566699914Don’t let this distract you from the fact zorban two barred
>>566702867Sixth sense is still active retard-kun
>>566699914Aww. Brutal. I feel bad for them.
gg giga gote, fuck the whole LL item mechanic
glad I kept that relic sword, gg
>>566702692Weird tastes. Controversial even. But oddly, the thing that bothers me the most is putting 3 above 1. I can tolerate the rest. But 3 above 1 really grinds my gears. Honestly, 3 shouldn't be above anything. The game is trash.
I like slop so 3 > all nothing original is ever good
>>566703846it's okay but 3 easily has the worst pvp of any souls game
>>566681914909 seems more credible. make sure you believe everything she says
>>566665179oniichan is so cool
>>566704394Hi faggot sissy
>>566704394Hi
Anyone queuing?
erm is hoslows oath not in nr
gg red birds, every item i find has HP loss on it
my video card is dying i had green pixels all over the screen, very distracting
the first of many i hope
>>566705190I don't know
>>566705574well i found it whew
Steam Controller boughters brosWhat are your setting for it in Elden Ring?
>>566705558Based and deserved.
would you be friends with libra?
Liurnveld
>>566706384what with the maid outfits
>>566707562they want to be erg girls
fun times with randoms
>>566707562tranny/fujofoid things
>>566707643love you long time
why is god giving me his hardest trials
gg singular ED dog, he did the thing
>>566707949You just need EDogs next
>>566708156
>>566708324>Devil exposed as a cheater>Practice joining the executor faction>terr returning with his one hit kill buildit's not looking good for wyldeaniues...
>>566708324>not saving the Analyze full charge bonus for +60% damage on the critcmon now
senscuck still bitter I see kek
>>566708627You sound upset
>buffing other men to do a feat in the cuck chair>calling anyone else a cuckLeast self-aware Scholard
>>566708627what do you expect out of a faggot with serial melty syndrome
>>566708785>spends 5 minutes at the starter camp eating shit off the floor>arrives to the first PoI late>ults and spends 5 minutes throwing pots at the trash to get ult value>spends another 5 minutes eating shit off the floor>arrives at invaders late, they're already half dead>run into the center of the camp, ult and die instantly>none of the trash mobs die and you need to be manually revived>eat more shit off the floor why the trash mobs rape your team>team is all 1 bar>fail to revive them and diepeak scholar experience
>>566709317Our only good scholar is 9box
>>566709373weird ironeye names
>>566709373Nice and people were kvetching that Guardian had no tech
>>566708324Another totally not duo game from terr
>>566709317>ultsI did my part, clean it up wyldwagies.>mogs your end of round kill count
>>566709502kvetching?
>>566709373>costs half your stamina to doi think i will just dodgeon a similar note, having a massive stamina bar as guardian/raider really doesn't do much since the regen is the same and it makes you feel really slow since you have to walk while your fat bar regens
>>566709480the first one makes sense since it's アプデ来てよ which means "update please come"
>>566709390Don't talk about your D tier self maggot faggot
>>566709390remember when terr used to play scholar
>>566709390>troonbox talking about himselfBet you made the tier list
There's not a single good scholar on the pw
>>566709390Ninebox is the definition of mid
I've got a 100% win rate with scholar on the pw
The way to be a ''good'' scholar is 100% uptime on team-buffs and enemy debuffs, other than that he does literally nothing
>>566709390only thing 9box is good at is having post game meltys>>566710034Same
got NR a couple weeks ago and been maining itabout to check out and start DoN soon, but got a questionis the ladder one of the "just play a lot and you'll climb" types, or the "you actually have to win a large majority of the time to climb" types?
>>566710506Early ranks, yes. You don't lose points for losing.Later ranks, Depth 3+, no. You win 200 per match and can lose up to 800.
>>566710506The night is endless
>>566710629*Disclaimer, the night ends at 9999
>>566710506At D5 you need a 3/1 win/loss ratio to stay in the bracket
>invade on seamless>3man ganksquad in haligtree>bait them into falling down the stairs>use fire whirlwind on rellana's twinblades to trap one of the cunts in a corner>do 80% of his hp, about to kill him>random thunderbolt kills me>look around>another red is spamming honed bolt on methese people have negative IQ i swear
Say something nice about greataxes. Please don’t be mean to them for being a bottom 3 dormant
>>566710838I like the way most of them aren’t actually axes. The legendaries are fairly solid though
I miss 3bar doll. I should have asked her to be my erg gf while she was still here...
>>566710838the butcher's knife looks cool
>>566711010>I miss a fat bald brown short indian manMushaar is that you?
>>566710838Winged greathorn is fantastic. 25% extra damage for your team is a crazy effect.
>>566711086lmao the celebration emote at the end always gets me
what character can even use the SoNaF well?
>>566710838I run dormant greataxes to find Executioner's Greataxes for my crit raider (this build sucks)
>>566711253duchess
>>566697465>>566696897Most retarded schizo headcanon slop I've seen in a while
>>566711253define use wellyou can skillmonkey duchess the fire art but there's 50 other fire AoWs that are better
I miss my wife
>>566711253Numbers go surprisingly high on recluse even without the dex relic
>>566711989what happened to her
>>566707562Guys in maid outfits are so hot. Not like femboy/trans, but like guys who are just guys, but in maid outfits. So hot. Babies now.
>>566712353weird
>>566712353Rape victim post
le q is le dood
It's crazy how hard scott jund fell off aside from becoming a dbd player he spends his free time arguing with chuds on twitter
no on-hit curses feels so good
Depth 6 is just Chinese lobbies and balancers decided to spawn multiple pink cunts
>>566713478wat nou?
I want to make a str/fth build for my first complete playthrough, still hesitating between vaati's paladin build https://youtu.be/UXn6aDxC-s0?is=rMd-UnMtoDOo7WBz and eip's bonk build https://eip.gg/elden-ring/builds/bonk-build/Which is best? Also what's a good early game build to use before I reach these?
>>566714669the fun of souls games is just going in and playing it for the first time, then finding weapons/spells that you find cool then level your stats to use thembut since you're already looking up guides and builds before even having started the game, the only solution for you will be suicide
>>566714849I've gotten to the midgame on 2 different saves back when I was a couchsurfing bum. I'd like to get a good early build to get back to where I previously was, I was playing bonk build, wondering if vaati's one is better and what kinda early build I should use for my next save.
>>566715038What the actual fuck are you doing? Why are you making new characters before you've even beaten the game?
>>566715267I made characters on my friend's ps5. Finally got my own console. Just give me good easy and fun builds for early and late game please
>>566715841Why would you buy a console. They’re vapourware at this point
>>566715841>Just give me good easy and fun builds for early and late game pleaseNo fuck off faggot play the game yourself
>>566715841The best way to have fun is not know anything and just bonk things with a weapon you’ve found to like. If you want ebin one shot script every boss builds then just use spirit ashes or look up OP builds on youtube
>>566701518is this real?
>>566715841poison mist freezing mist serpent bow assassin's gambit unseen form
>>566712312She's sleeping
>>566715841>he bought a ps5
>>566701373>>566701518She's actually a bad person who puts on fake nice bullshit. You're the kind of person that would have drowned from sirens singing to you.
>>566711086this is based
>>566711086this is cringe
>>566712353true
I really really like how this general just has a bunch of people who don't really do anything other than insult each other and post no pictures at every hour of the day! it's like communicating with spirits
>>566716945say thanks to dsg for cultivating a community of the most dogshit unhappy posters ever
>>566716489are you going to stroke her hair when she wakes up
>>566716945i hate all the faggots that do nothing but RP because you know they probably do it in 50 other generals and they have no life beyond itat least trash plays the game, even if i'd never unblock him
>>566717009How about you take responsibility for your own actions instead of shifting the blame to another group
>>566716945If you get insulted you most likely deserve it
Is there a place where I can download save files that have everything unlocked past certain points in the main game? Or if there's any save manager that allows me to do that
>>566717435check nexusmods
>>566717617>nexusmodsI did but I actually couldn't find anything like that. Only items save editor utilities and 100% game files but with the game completed.
>>566717791>>566717342There are fresh start 100% save files on there though. What do you even want it for? Just use the merchant mod or something
>>566699914>>566700142world's most powerful D5 bird
>>566699914>4 levels of abysshellish game
>>566717903Well I completed the base game 100% like a ton of time, I always do it like that but this time I'm replaying it for the DLC (never played it).I played it the same way and reached Mt Gelmir and going through Mt Gelmir, the Gian snow mountains, Leyndell was a pain in the ass. I want to beat the mains bosses of these areas but not go through all of what's before again. So I'm trying to find a solution that could work for me.
>>566716898Cute dungeon meshi art
>>566718119actual abyssal lobby from hell
>>566710838I like 'em. I've been running dormant greathammers lately, and both great axes and great hammer powerstances hit with both weapons on the L1 at the same time, and kind of fast.
Well I might have thought of a solution for >>566717435 but I got a question.I was thinking that maybe installing a mod that unlocks every site of grace might make me save a lot of time. But can enabling a batch of site of grace corrupt the progress of quests and stuff like that?I know which parts I shouldn't enter before which events but is it a matter of your character entering the zone or unlocking a site of grace of that zone. Sorry if I'm badly expressing myself
>>566719691gyat
>>566719706It doesn't
>>566719960Fucking perfect.Also, do people still play NIghtreign, haven't tried it once but I want to replace my Lol sessions for something less cancerous.
>>566719732Morning!
>>566719706a cheat table will do everything you're asking
>>566710838Raider's starting weapon is really good when used by anyone but Raider
>>566720043There's 30k people playing it right now
>>566719691Nice d2 post
what does /erg/ think of popular agptuber onlywaifu?
Found a picture of Devil after he murders the threadshitters
>>566720248disgusting but somehow smart enough to make a living farming off retarded coomers while doing absolute fuck all
>>566720387Isn't he the biggest threadshitter?
>>566720240What do you like to run?>>566720461Nope he just gets schizoposted and falseflagged on, many such cases here
>>566720387Wow he’s so fucking hot I wouldn’t mind being killed by him
>>566720551Yeah exactly, he schizoposts and falseflags all the time
>>566720387>>566720619Btw he still had sixth sense
>>566720387>>566720619Don't talk about yourself in the third person faggot maggot thread shitter
>>566720387He killed himself? >>566720129Trish, you need to follow his example RIGHT NOW.
reshade really makes this game pop, I wonder why they went with such a muted color palette
>>566720734Not after I’m done with his BWC
>>566720779You are more likely to kill you are self because you seethe about me daily and i'm just chillen like a villain. Your cortisol is spiking unc
>>566720551kill yourself trishtroon no one likes you
>>566720798because the lands between was tarnished.
>>566713581>scott jundHadn't thought of him in forever, I think people didn't give a shit if he wasn't doing ER invasions. I remember he was really popular doing that. DBD just looks like such an uninteresting game for a tourist
>argentinean neet tranny talking about outliving someonelol
>>566720387deviljeet's finally gonna commit suicide?
>>566721004idk man, I just think the entire game becomes so much prettier with a little bit of contrastI know about "original vision" but if the Lands Between are supposed to be this fantastical place, why is everything so washed out?
>Skyshot is actually kinda useful against ancestor spiritMy god, a use case. Although RoA is still better.
>>566721235>So mad she has to reply twice
>>566721356>>566720798You don't need a shitty reshade just lower the brightness a bit
>>566721356I completely agree, it seems to be a thing with JP games to have no colours and anti-sovl fog
>>566721416I wish someone could mod ironeye's bow moveset into elden ring and change how arrow range works
Theme for Devil murdering the threadshittershttps://files.catbox.moe/fyvrni.mp3
What if scholar offered you a pot of mysterious goop
>>566722132
>>566722132Xe just can't stop talking about ximself.
>>566721416no it isn't
>>566722132cringe
new thread?
>>566722132kino
go>>566722730>>566722730>>566722730
>>566722776Thanks for making a new thread I was getting quite sick of devilcuck's samefagging
>>566720248gross
>>566721356because the lands were tarnished. look at how farum azula is all drab grey weathered stone. that's leyndell in another few thousand years when even the gold roofing and bricks fade. it's a metaphor.
>>566720461You're thinking of terrjeet or dosjeeta
>>566716559what makes you say that?
>>566721512I remember when NR first came out, people were saying how easy it would be for modders to port all of NR stuff into base ER but we barely got anything
>>566662660https://youtu.be/E1VJFXA65v0?si=s-FOO5DyJcpU3zPo
>>566722132raped TOS
>>566663481Retard
>>566720387You either die anonymous or live long enough to be a threadshitter...
>>566703925That seems really unlikely>>566705901>Steam controller brosThose don’t exist dude
>>566722254He needs to analyze before I accept>>566721356Low effort that’s why
>>566721185>>566713581Doesn’t he have a cat allergy that his whore wife doesn’t care about? Guy looks very sad.
>>566709608lurk more
>>566710506You don’t “main” a video game retard what a weird thing to say
>>566711398Says a lot considering this is schizo headcanon slop central
>>566702692>2>above anythinglol
>>566712353>>566716898>>566719261Please stop being gay just stop
>>566717435>>566719706>warm pissGo away.
>>566717321>how about you ignore and don’t accurately ascertain the sickness killing youclassic and expected
>>566722308Cute…
>>566703925the best*
>>566715903>this is what xhe really believes rude awakening for you
>>566724436>>566709552Fairly true.
