Previous:>>566706703>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
7 and I rape you all
Digitan LOVE
>is a lazy bitch that demands toreina wake her up for trainer
>>566722330Maya reverse pyoi
>>566722487Maya doesn't even know what sex is btw
>>5667223917 and you'll get raped by everyone /here/
>>566722481>toreina wake her up for trainer...I need to wake her up for myself?
>>566722537is that what she told you? lol lol
wahey
>>566722586Cute
Maya LOVE
>>5667223917 and no 7 posts will ever come true again.
>>566722586
kinda wish more pvp gachas had a dedicated Open or Beginner section, minmaxing under a hard limit is a lot more fun
Need nekomusume
>>566722793
>>566722487i got raped
This thread is just the beginning
If only you knew how bad things really are
>>566722590I'm just sick that you keep mischaracterizing my daughter and call her a slut at literally any mention of her
BIG Creek.
>>566723057BASED Helios shitting on digitan.
>>566723108your daughter is a rapist sir
entered summer with no speed weights award
I did 5 TB runs this morningPraise me
>>566723047who is the liu bei of uma
>>566723108bro she wanted to dress like a slut because she thought that was mature, she was lucky she had Palmer with her to gaslight her into dressing in a proper way
>>566723318THREE KINGDOMS SUCKS
>>566723314I did one run and it had this
>>566723420Kitasan runs are a test of patience to see how many bad timing events you can endure
Uma uma umya unya
>>566723450budding
Are you at this point with Uma?
>FM agemasenwaste of fast learner
>>566723667I’m at this point with life
>>566723667Radiant Symphony will revitalize my love for the game
>>566723314I do that everyday since TB started and no one praised me
Time to put up or shut up, chiyoposter. I'm pulling for your irl wedding alt. It's time to get /uma/rried.
>>566723909Glueing your run doesn't count
>>566723314No one dances like this
>>566723318also Mambo
>>566723925Sorry, I was straight the whole time
>>566723995I rarely glue my runs
>>566722586Made for bunnysuits
-1 hour for thismant is so good :)
>>566724107I always wondered if Creek already looks like a mommy then how her mom would look like
>>566723746who is this
>>566724257you'll be doing that during GL toounless they surprise us and upgrade URA
>>566724337pokke
>>566724310Nishino-sized
auto mode anyday now
>>566724292Good filename
grand live anyday now
>>566724368once GL releases I'm not coming back to mant ever
Last Thread
killing myself anyday now
>>566723379Is this from Palmer's career?
Both my arms are really numb. I think the days of being a Teiobro has finally caught up to me.
ms victoria anyday now
>>566724638I picked up the napkin first!
>>566724638>MANT SEX
>>566724638>family always makes ends
>>566724839she's not flat in my game, in fact she doesn't even exist there
>>566724764Why does Doto have the onimai sex eyes
>>566724638>rape play
>>566724638wit game
THE SEQUEL TO RAPELAY
>>566724586Your affinity gwo?
>>5667149573Im surprised I even got any without wasting carats on cards after super creek
>>566724756TRAIN TRAINI LOVE MY STATION
>>566724914i look like this
>>566724682Lewd Tachybutt
>>566724638>JP wonFuck off
>>566724964I prefer using bad affinity parents if I can pump the double of runs in the same timelineand no I won't give my steam account to the sweeptard for 10 minute runs
>>566725047TRAIN TRAIN I LOVE MY STATION
>>566724939I don't like this image. The production committee should be on the upper side so I can pull the lever on them.
Digitan!
>>566725186Compromising your account for random A+/S umas is a bad idea
>>566725298>WRONG HOLE>...>DID I TELL YOU TO STOP?
Curren HATE
>>566724638>glug brian soundscute
hmmm today I will play umamusume>sweepy already burned all my borrowsoh...
>mile S>fast learner>ayabe didn't finish chain for daring strike>bought a medium skill by mistakeAt least it wasn't as suffering as guts deck though
>>566723667I still do runs
>>566725534sex
>>566725405Lol
>>566724920idk about spe and suzuka, but i'm confident that digitan woould have a stance-based kit
I feel like the contextless image posters are secretly communicating with each other somehowWhat nefarious schemes are the trying to further
>>566725405I love Creekthe black nail polish on her mummy alt makes my dick diamonds
>>566725689sex with finemo posters
hehe operation caca
>>566725689i'm going to rape you
>>566725692Me too but also her big boobs
>>566725810
>>566725761>>566725787sorryI'm only into Torenas with Platinum Taurus title
Thank you game
>>566726087Dober posters owe me sex too
>>566725782hehe
>>566723667This only applies to retards who play multiple gachas
helloe
>>566723667Yes. I only play this kusoge because of FOMO.
>>566726307wack ass mtl
>>566726257Hoe
>>5667262577 and you do a CM14 ace run at reset
>>566726497NYOOOOOOO
>>566726547NYESSSSSSS
5* Rice at reset
>>566726257from the thumbnail I thought she has a halo t-shirt.
I like Louise so I might pull for Sweepy
What are the inherits for cm14 for pace chasersTaiki Nishino?
>>566726307this is rape
>>566726776nishino flower
>>566726497YADA
>>566726776Nishino + Mummy Creek>B-but I don't have Mummy Creek...
Thoughts on Rushing Gale for CM14? Thinking about slotting in the Teio SSR that spooked me 4 times.
For cm15 can straight descent activate literally at the start of the track?
>>566726943TOZEN
>>566726307doushio
>got the Mile S and Turf S but Guts cards and NTR didn't rainbow during Summer 2 even after using 2 whistles so couldn't even reach 1100 Speed by the end of career award
>>566727032It's like a ~1/5 probably
>base Urara unique and radiant star are the only possible carryover set-ups for XOguri in GeminII
>>566727032rushing gale is ass and the card is not very good. the only noteworthy thing about it is that it has 10RB and a nimble navigator hint.t. got spooked it 5 times
>>566727354>complaining about Hoguri not having perfect uniqueEat shit, you piece of garbage.
>>566727118Yes
Let's all rape Maruzensky please
>>566727354good
>>566727461The Ashen Hog hungers, I merely provide
>>566726127*gropes*
>>566727060ive never seen a desynchronized ear twitch before
>>566727534Can't rape the willing
>Long C>You have stamina? you will win by Distance>Medium C>You have good stats/skills? you can win>Mile C>You buffoon, you absolute retard what do you think you're doing coming to this track? enjoy using 5 clocks and still losing all of the racesCan someone explain this bullshit to me?
>>566727797mile is power check
>>566727508lame, I wanted to run Rice but if that can just activate right out the gate then fuck this
>>566727797Japanese game design please understand
Any clubs?
>roughly the same wit and stamina (450+) as rival>at least 5 relevant skills for running style or distance + Swinging Maestro>at least 300 difference in Speed and Power>2nd place by 1LHow the FUCK is Maruzensky losing?????
>>566726497I was planning to pretend this is wedding curren
>>566728102what is wrong with mexicans
I wanna roll...
>>566728102apply to dacchis if you can meet their quota
>>566728157they breed too much
>>566727764bwo please
>>566726257Rice posters owe me a date
>>566727923early accel is not badcan make you win lucky pace
>>566728183nice aim, bwo
>>566728262that was Fine though...
>>566727949My wife is so pretty
>>566728342did they fill
>>566728060Dacchis has a slot
maybe it's a bot who types everyone should date him
ugh...
>>566727797In Med and Long there is a greater distance in the final spurt, and your Uma has a chance to not only reach the max Speed but also find a way though without getting blocked by the 8-15 other Umas. In Mile there is a shorter last spurt for the above. Speed/Distance isn't even the issue it's your Uma getting blocked and unable to get through like a retard, which is why you can have 400 Speed vs 180 Speed NPCs and still lose to them. Notice how trying to run any non-Front Uma for Mile CMs is far easier on your clocks than the Med and Long CMs where you have to bring Stam sparks over Power sparks.Additionally, most of the other Umas die out in Long and can't even spurt, which is why you see Umas like Creek with Stam recovery killing you in Longs when your own Uma dies from lack of Stam/Guts.All to say MANT is fucking shit and I want to move on from this scenario already.
MANT
>>566728516spanking her ass as she turns around
shakur is so hot you just know she has long fingers
>>566728565CENSOR THIS
another day i forgot to do any runs
>>566728130I saw that twitter post too.It was a good episode as well
>>566728060come to umatism>whybecause I want the A rank carats, but I had to glue 6 runs due to no groundwork inherit.
>bring Ayabe, Bijin, and Haru Guts cards>the trainings and rainbows were so shit end career with 800 Guts
what a manwhore
>>566728623>femcoded post>air shakur imagemasaka...
>>566728673stop spying on my feed elon
>>566728183>>566728342I want to breed all of the Dacchis.
>>566728781Mambro...
>>566728737maybe he wants air shakur to tickle his prostate with the long fingers
Well this is going to be tough, i don't know if i can afford guts building for Taishin
>>566728154Very good...I'll be waiting for you to come to the Fuchu turf
>>566724914Still perving on her trainer and blaming it on Kurenai-chan
>>566728912comp might be cooked but it'll be sovl
>>566728981I still don't fucking remember why does these Rice animations feel so familiar to me. Is it traced from Umaru-chan?
>>566728835Bwo, just swap Bamboo guts for freerara???
I have no fucking soul, bwos, im soulless
I'm kind of coping hard, please tell me this uma is fine. Yes I know Kitasan didn't finish her chain, yes I know she's overstammed and has low power and wit, but this is literally the only medium S I've got in a whole week of runs and I just want to be finished
>>566729081they MIGHT be this one kind of reminds me of it too but not sure
>>566728758Nein
>>566727797The crutch to mile is to go late if your power is higher than speed
>>566729094well, can i pass myself from Full of Vigor?
can i gutsmidd (not maxx) with freerara and freekino bijin?i don't have a single copy of ayabeit is that or i use freerara and borrow some guts card
>>566729227Maya wouldn't do this
>>566728737silly falco, there are no women on the internetwe are all boys here
>>566729162You're fine. My Goldshi has no medium S and she still won lobbies with UG fronts
>>566729254Gutsmaxxing only really works if you have ayabe since she gives you all those bonuses. You're better off doing 2 2 2 if you don't have ayabe (i tried)
200 free clocks todayi feel it
>>566729081>>566729165They remind me of Umaru
>>566729162no NN sucks but it's an A finalist atleast
>>566729401If we don’t get them, I eat you
>>566729401i have like 160 clocks so yeah, it would be appreciated
>>566729393i think im unironically borrowing ayaberunning power cards feels kinda wasted since anything above 601 stam is literally wasted stats...
>>566729341sus
Where is the Discord link?
I have 9 clocks left WAHEY I love MANT
did 4 runs in a day for the first time since MANT started. hope danchou is happy
ayabe more like gayabe lmao
reminder guts is not worth it unless you can cap every other stat excluding stam
>>566729162>is the Uma that reached Stam requirement, reached Wit requirement, got Daring Strike, got Firm Course Menance, got Swinging Maestro, got Med S fineYes you fag. You wasted SP on Masterful Gambit but not having ProCurv doesn't kill your ace.
>>566729640
>>566729640curren more like whorelmao
Is 3LB Ayabe guts usable? I have 3 gold crystals with no use and 0lb ayabe
>>566729664*duels you*
>>566729572You could but again you can just make something way more powerful doing 2 2 2. Gutsmaxxing is just for getting a high rank and a rare highroll. You'll likely not have enough stamina to do the long races early
>>566729572Just borrow Bamboo...
Fuck it, we ball
>>566729808 2 2 2 works only if you can get 65+ RBwhich isn't a hard task with power marvelous and nature but still
>>566729808gwo i have long G
It's a new gay!
I'm gay
No one asked.No one cares.Shut the fuck up and do a MANT run.
>>566729572i have guts ayabe on borrow with a guts maruzen parent. I was surprised how many people actually borrow both.
>>566729773Those hips are insane
>he is running crown while training for mileoh no no no NO NO NO
>>566730252fax
>>566730245Urara would say this
>>566730213my maru parent is popular too, almost every day it's either 8 to 10 borrows
i got four 3* pieces from the shop today
I fucking hate my club.
It's a new dayBut it all feels old
It's already May 13th in Japan, happy birthday to my little baby Daiwa Scarlet!
i should be building my third taurus ace but i'm just doing palmer trophy runs
daiwa SHARTLET iku wa yo
>>566724234Is that an average of 5+ hoursEverySingleDayFor who knows how long
>>566729926>>566729931Do whatever the fuck you want I’m just saying what’s easier and better
>>566730524What is this disgusting language.
anything I should roll for as a late and end enjoyer?uma parents? cards?feels like it's been forever since I was required to roll for 1, CB was immediately LB1 at 30
>>566730575dutch
>>566724234
It's a new dayMambo stocks continue to rise.
>>566730613late/end cards are not very forthcoming until grand masters
>>566730353my 9* sprint Taiki is such a slut
>>566724234Are you unemployed by any chance
>>566730839I am umamployed
>>566730962you are umapyoi'd
>>566730962
next main story when
>>566730727NOO DON'T LET MAMBO WIN, ACTIVATE SWEEPY
Which Fuji ver. Is better for mile?
I hope onii-sama has made you proud, Rice.
>>566731171DIE NIGGER
>>566724234So this is 5 MANT borrow runs per day looks like... Impressive.
uhhh
>>566730727i mean either way none of them are reaching S since they'd need +200mil (the hehe wall)
>>566731171Happy for u!
>>566731297HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANOOON!!!!!!!!!!!
>>566731271Yae
>>566728060TamaLove is recruiting! The club's only rule is no flatlining.
>>566724234a fellow MANT enjoyer?
>>566731297will you continue the satono or the mejiro bloodline? you can only choose 1
All my life, I've been good, but nowI'm thinking, "What the hell?"All I want is to mess aroundAnd I don't really care aboutIf you love me, if you hate meYou can't save me, baby, babyAll my life, I've been good, but nowWoah, what the hell?
>>566731469>>566724234Bwos...
>>566731297Would be cool if there's a special in-career event happens on a specific turn of your bday month ONLY on your birthday>>566731469I wish phone version tracks total playtime
Jiiiii.........
Fellow umas, can my account be salvaged?
>>566731678This is a boy
>>566731303Do NOT underestimate MamboThey will overtake Uma&Co and then /Uma/Club is nextMaybe not this month, maybe not next month, but they WILL be /uma/'s premiere club.The past eight+ months have been the tale of a nascent legen.
>>566731718lol
>>566731718machitan was such an unlucky horse
>anons' play timesOh wow, so I did get burnt out, I started to only do 1 run a day and I don't have a single ace for this CM lmao
>>566731714Hows your stash looking?
>>566731718And then you woke up
>>566731714money can solve everything
>>566731718HIP, HIP, MUN!ALL HAIL DANCHOU!
>>566731678FRAUD
>>566730768what about uma parents?
>Forgot to run McQueen for 2 daysI hate that the CM notification messed with it.And I got my own Rice.
>>56673188215k in the bank>>566731913I might if the game wasn't so Jewish about pull rates!
>>566731775>>566731903Which one of you posted this?
>>566731718KYAA AELRED SAMA!!!
Of everything it had to land on fucking Speed
>>566732030>15kUff... Go all in on Tachy/Light and hope for the best
>>566731714YeppersJust hoard until Tachyon / Light Hello
are you guys gonna splurge all of your carats the moment tachyon/LH banner appears or wait until free rolls are over
>>566732031Based grudgeposter
>>566732093better than guts, be grateful
>>566732021congrats!
Dont forget to do your legend races
>>566732131i wanted at least one copy of Mr Cb so i spent all my carats only to get...none. Fuck me
>>566732131I'll do the 1st 100 since I already know I'm sparking it
*blocks your path to S ranks*
>>566732131oh yeah I'll definitely spend all of my hard earned carats immediately at the risk of useless dupes instead of just waiting.
What do you think of this uma?
>>566732131my carats - free rolls = 400 rollsyes
>>566732129>>566732130Thanks for the hopium friends
>>566732313Oh that's a good idea I kind of didn't think about it
>>566731718mambro i don't think we can survive a third assassination by ((((them))))....
>>566732131I'll do free rolls firstmaybe I'll get luck and mlb both lmao
>>566732331I think it's cute how she carries a doll of herself around
>>566732376I want to eat this thing
>>566732376Always remember one thing, you're only really bricked if you stop playing. Everything can be fixed in time or with too much money
>>566732131oooouggghh I NYEED the follows for a MLB tachyon i can't wait a week I NYEED the billion follows NYOW
are we even getting 100 free rolls for that banner with the accelerated schedule? I have a suspicion cygaymes are gonna fuck it up and it will be like 80 rolls instead
>>566732131I'm only doing one pity and hoping to get either of them to 3LB in just one spark.
>bamboo memory is an agemasen card
Why am I so shit at this game, it's not even a card or parent problem
>>566732693banner duration has never been shortened from the acceleration
>>566731879I do multiple runs a day but I also scoop if the first inspo doesn't give distance S or if the progress isn't crazy enough to justify not having S, like all my golds and hatMakes it way shorter and less frustrating
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
my butt hurts
>>566732731?
where to get this shirt
...I'm pretty sure I forgot to do laisu race yesterdayis this her last day?
>>566729421why is there a severed kitasan head in her bag
>>566733056
>>566733151she watched school days
>>566733039We know Teiobro
>>566730836200098955533
>Med S insp>5 clocks on the dahby>3 mood downs in a row
>>566733086yea
>>566733290it was mei seeded that run
>>566731414Thank you!>>566731650I expected some carats tbhdesu>>566731512Dia, but I know I'd be the happiest man alive with either
>>566733442I seeded Doto
our fuarking heroes
>>566733370crapthat's like almost 30 pieces goneoh well
>>566733265
http://poal.me/czl3rzhttp://poal.me/czl3rzhttp://poal.me/czl3rz
Goddamn training King Halo fucking sucks the dumb fucking whore is cursed and keeps bricking my fucking runs god I fucking hate this stupid fucking walking glue dispenser
>>566733039Don't have so much analsex then, unless it's with me.
Chiyoxirs....
Dispensing my glue in King Halo's umanko
>>566733770>training King Halo fucking sucksin TB is actually fine. The problem is when you have to do her career
>>566733770>Goddamn training King Halo fucking sucks the dumbThe Dumb? Me.
>>566733681doto RAPE
>>566733990giving kawakami some siblings
I heard the new DMC season is predictably awful and ruins Vergil
Where are da lobbies?
>>566733681>inb4 they're aphrodisiac scented stickers and now he won't be able to resistKeikaku doori
thank you legend race>>566733770this is true for her cheer alt, she is completely useless in raceshad a cheer halo run end with 35 races 30 wins and it still hit SS
Hey quick question: when you guys talk about how sad the umas get, I'm assuming with consecutive races in MANT, I've seen multiple posts about how they're crying and it's too sad & I also vaguely remember pre-MANT some videos from JP server being posted about their exhausted rants. . I also have seen the "just mute your game" being thrown about. . .WTF are you guys talking about?It feels like you're talking about this entire segment of suffering I'm missing out on. All I'm familiar with, since doing parent runs with as many races as posible in URA, is that they protest or get upset at you when running a lot in a quick untrasnalted Japanese. Kingu I assume says something like "What are you thinking, first-rate umas need their rest you know?" and then they all have a scene where they can get a skin breakout that can be either humorous or surprisingly dark. And then maybe 1 more where they are out and deal with it? But it sounds like people either didn't do fan/parent runs from the begining of the game or I'm missing some 30-minute suffering episode that didn't come installed with my umas.
>>566734104She would never lower herself to give anyone a bj
>>566734380that's what everyone says until they get horny
>>566734380>tfw your trainee will never umanhandle you by lifting you from the ground and sucking you off in the airwhy even life
>>566734380She grabs you, flips you verticall and sucks you while allowing you to go down on her royal pussy
NOOOO DONT STOP DRINKING MY "PROTEIN MILKSHAKE"
why does oguri cap always touch her tummy
>>566734413I don't get how girls enjoy that desu
>>566734603She's caressing our baby, don't tell anybody it'll show soon
>>566734603she is showing where she wants you to lick
>>566724158I dance like this.
I need an umamusume to umanipulate and umanhandle me
>>566734756Man Kita thighs are so delicious
Suzuka destroys my Dober on classic Mile Championship on every run. Wasted too many clocks
>>566734942SETTLE FOR TOP THREEEEEEEEEEE
>>566734942I wish Suzuka destroyed me
>>566734942She's so great, I love her
special slut creampie
>>566734303JP fearmongering
>>566735284jfc, just how big is eishintorena's cock?
>>566735284Disgusting, they nerfed Eishin's Flashes
>>566734603
>>566735284Falco looks better with hairdown instead of half-arse twintails.
Between left or right which deck is best for CM14?
>>566735550HOLY SHIT...
>>566734303>just mute your gameit's so that you don't get too empathetic with your umas crying in pain from consecutive races and low energy, if you're the type to be susceptible to it>sounds like people either didn't do fan/parent runs from the begining of the gamepersonally, have never had any luck making new parents when a new scenario drops. mostly because i was jjst freeballing it during URA, only learned of the importance of affinities in Unity, and only discovered that g1 wins increases affinity here during MANT. couple that with bad luck for sparls, especially with mutating your favorites for miles, and MANT can get kinda stressfult. 3 months into MANT and still not even close to UG
>>566735715neither
>>566734217i'd ruin chiyo's umanko
>>566735550i creamed my pants
>>566735715right
>>566734217why does devil may cry have a battle pass? is there competitive leaderboarding in 5?
>>566735767Okay what would you recommend then smart alec
>>566734756me at the club
Autis/uma/ is 29/30 again
around mares, stay awares
>>5667359652spd riko 3wit
>>566736061unless if it's a race autist. then you're safe
>skip watching the oaks>18th placeWHEN YOUR BROCKED
>>566736061fake, she would just break the knob
>>566736061KawaPretty
>>566735715>2 speed 2 guts 2 witIs this actually good? I've been doing either 2 speed 2 power 2 wit or 4 guts 2 witnever considered something inbetween
>>566735550AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Is there a difference between NHK mile and Yasuda for CM14 test roomsMy team is the 1, 2, 3 fav unless the course is set to Yasuda where SMaru gets punted down to no. 8 fav
...It's our scheduled mating time...
>>566736078Then I'd be a Gutslet then...Also my Riko is only 3LB that's satisfactory right...
6 days. You MUST pull for her.
>>566736061Oh no! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>566735715Left, drop a speed card for another guts card
>>566736218Don't run power cards for CM14 they're almost pointless unless you're running Falco for easy groundwork and prudent I guess, get full power sparks. Any stamina you get from the power trainings are worthless. Even if you get 900 stam it would've been better to get 900 guts with 600 stam.2 spd 2 guts 2 wit is pretty good
>>566736346it works barely
>>566736218I'd assume that deck would be okay on guts growth umas since you'd be capping it too early with 3guts
>>566736406>1k fans used-up onahole whore town bicyclehmmm.... I'm thinking..... hm.
>>566736406no
>>566736406one cheeky 10 rolltake it or leave it
i think that curren is a bitch and a slut who won't ever put outyes, even worse than shitty
>>566736406Curren will appear in everyone's accounts eventually, that's how desperate she is. There is no point in rolling for her
>>5667362182 guts feels like a brick. 3guts/2speed/1wit works decent for me. With that I can get a 12/6/10/10/8 statline pretty consistently.
>>566736406i'd rather not contract any diseases from her
>>566736218This was what I got as a statline on my latest run with the Left deck (Ines borrow)Take that as you will & decide for yourself
>>566736406sorry, but i want to go all in for hag hello
>>566736406im saving for sweepybut seriously am i safe to pull on curren? i have 70 tickets and 47k carats but i kinda wanna be safe for light hello
my hole feels better
>>566736901Curren would say that
>>566736195lol that just made me think of that bit in re4 when the village chief bends the handles together
>>566736901danchou..
>>566736804>he has a mommy creek borrowHAND OVER THE CODE NYOW
Whatever you do, never accept a bj from oguri, unless you're aware of the risks
>>566736450But then I wouldn't be able to cap Speed (0% growth) unless I highroll big>use Speed sparksI already am
>>566737231getting your dick bitten off or having your balls drained?
>>566737231There is something in my head making me want to stack donuts there and show it to her
>really good xoguri>somehow never got a single recovery skill from random skills the entire runSo my 2 options are operation cacao or glittering star. Which one should I take? I don't have groundwork but I have shrewd step, and I'm running 2 other paces.
>>566737385freak
how likely is it to hit a 3* pink again?i think i might just settle with 2* mile
Sniff your boy
I'm hungry as fuck so I'm going to go eat AYCE sushi today. I'm just stuck with you losers for 2 more hours.
>>566725530Seems we have the same idea, what deck are you running?
>>566737593I got 2 3* Mile out of my 7 runs
>>566737751already do
>>566737804explode
>>566737107The Mummy Creek is mineUnless you are interested in my shoddy 6* Speed 4* Mile 4* Nimble Navi 3* Head-On borrow in which case be my guest
>>566737835Why are you Daitaku Helios
>>566736892Probably not. Just get sweepy and light hello.
>>566737835what the helly.......
>>566737835nigga has 3? toes
>>566737751rape the boy
c*m with this one simple trick
>>566737461>no repliesFug. I guess I'll just go glittering star so that at least xoguri will consistently ult even if it's not necessarily optimal.
>random late A to fuck with your parent pink spark chanceswtf is her problem
>>566737835not enough helios sex
>>566738468gee bill, 3 wit cards?
Mant damage report status?
>>566738784maybe 200 clocks so far and my will to play this game
>>566738784I started with 310 and I'm at 340
have you listened to the unofficial umamusume ASMR yet?https://x.com/ship6_6070/status/2054088359673524346?s=20
>>566738784i was 660 last monthnow im 510
>>566738935I'm not brown
>>566738784only 150 left....
>3speed 1pow 2wit>never hit the stam goal>2speed 2pow 2wit>lose all the races early because not enough speed>sometimes don't even hit speed capim cooked
>>566738935>unofficial materialIt's troons, fags, spics or indos isn't it
>>566738784I was at 790 or something
>>566739156those are the seiyuus retard
>>566739120how much stam you want?
>>566739120Try 2 speed 1 pow 3 wit
>>566739120This is a job for Riko Kashimoto, Hard Worker
>TTL event not finished>lacking one green for 'consistent' gwtechnically fine if dd goes off immediately but ehh, makes up for it against those who don't have it
>>566739225So troons, gotcha
Hmmm i'm gonna...i'm gonna GUUUUUUTSSSSSS
>>566739787>retarded
What a terrible character to log in to.
>>566738935umamusume bros is this truehttps://youtu.be/9Mv-YBEBWts
>>566740010Mating press
>>566739225SEIYUU IS ALREADY PLURAL
>even teiobros hate teio
I showed my open leauge uma to my friends and they called me the homosexual rapist that hides in the bushes behind a school
https://poal.me/pg3tkchttps://poal.me/pg3tkchttps://poal.me/pg3tkc
>>566740270they're right tho?
>groove hag only works as pacethere goes my late plans
>won 3/5 pubsNot bad for last minute aces made in 2 days
>>566740010>ryan bubble unclickedBASED
Front/Pace/End for CM14Thoughts?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>566740414original groove procs her ult when she's a late. but yeah, her wife alt switches her over to pace
>>566740270>this anon plays umamusume: pretty derbyoof.anyway, any dominant strat this cm so far?
>>566740661punchdaiwa card is aids to run too so no using her I guess
>>566740270if you can make this shit you clearly have the tools to make a good graded leauge uma
>>566740637If you are running a Pace you would ideally not want to run a Front
*sigh*another day, another dollar
>>566741243most active mambo member
>>566741243Youre not playing the game youre just maintaining your account, and at that point why even bother
>>566741243>make cute mackie skin>worst unit in the game>never make another mackie alt againMejiros lost hard
>>566741331my umas will miss me if I don't log in
>>566741331I don't blame them if they don't have enough time to play mant and just wants to maintain their dailies until next scenario
>>566741243dignified navel and thighs...
>>566741350retard>>566741389they're fucking other trainers behind your back buddy
>>566741243*splurt*
>>566741350um they did make another one...
Hello and good night friends!
>>566741497Goodnight fren!
>>566741497SEXOOOOOO
>>566741459cafe needs a costume like this, step it up whacko jappos
Forgotten...
>>566741459>>566741748Mejiro McTummyslut...
>>566741748sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Oh, it's only 24 hrs left and I haven't made shitWhat's the target stats for fronts and ends?
>>566741748that's not mcqueen. that's ear muffless golshi
Just got to first second inspo on a seiun sky parent run and remembered I hadnt taken a card with me that gives groundwork
>>566741350>never make another mackie alt again>anon gets put in charge of not being retarded for 2 minutes
goldshi manko
>>566741748mcqueen is kinda sexy despite being a flatty
>>566741001Why? I don't want to run double front again. So Pace/Late/End?
>>566742029that's me
>>566742029I agree, I bet she'd be really fun to tease and torenahandle
>mfw i run 3 pace chasers and a triple front nigga shows up
>>566742140that's me
>my very first VBobo run for the next CMTruly the comfiest nige to train
>>566742292me on the left
>you called?
>>566741804>no one replies>look it up>just hit 1.2k/1k/1k/1k/1k broYou can't be seriousHow are you suppose to hit that shit without pigging outshit, this is medium, why is 1k stamina needed
>>566742340Deck?
>>566741748cute girldoes she ever become usable/meta/worth while as a parent even
>>566736892I love Sweepy's Delivery Service!
>>566742340>sub 600 gutsgluetry again>>566742478use your brain
I have spent the last twelve hours emptying my balls to maresPlease curren I can't take any more....
>>566742478you'd need 1k stam if you don't want to use recoveries
>>566742478>fronts>not pigging outhow many times must I teach you this lesson old man
>other running styles>calculate the amount of players that could potentially use other running styles to plan ahead, choose your inherited uniques and golds so you can proc them reliably, and if it's not favorable use other style to make sure at least you can compete, or if you're pace, as long as there aren't many fronts you have a chance to promote so take that into account when choosing your skills>fronts: ROON FAAAAAAST
>>566742478that is your highroll statsis mostly1.2k speed, 800 stam + 1 golden recovery, 1k power, 500-700 guts, 800-1000 wityou need that S medium otherwise is glueyou need that redshiftand skills helps a lot
MANT is suppose to be the F2P scenario btw
>>566742832do I need to pig out for big nigs like palmer or are they less intense than front runners?
But so far only fronts can pig it out reliably don't they?The other ones that could are lates but lmao gambling and now ends with CBT and they still mostly lose so whales won't bother
there shouldnt be a gap between front runners and pace chasers
>>566741804>Oh, it's only 24 hrs left and I haven't made shit>What's the target stats for fronts>>566742478>>no one replies>>look it up>>just hit 1.2k/1k/1k/1k/1k bro>You can't be serious
You know I'm starting to think that uma isn't very balanced or well designed
>>566743412t. pacechud losing against frontCHADS
>>566743248Big niger aces are for even bigger whales
>>566743480It is extremely well-designedJust not for delivering a fun gameplay experience
if you a brokie bitch just say so
vega more like vegay lmao
>>566743089They forgot to mention the F2P just need to bang their heads against the wall just a lil bit longer than piggies
Gee a gacha isn't well balanced and some strategies that only buhiis have acces are favorable?Imagine my shock
Okay but what about the /uma/bfs
>>566742568I think (debatable) that the point of her ult is speed carrying-over on longer tracks
No shot...
UG is still f2p desuUG4 and above are the real whale tiers
>>566743723this gacha is much better at being a fair game where f2p players that use thir carats smartly can still compete.compare it to shit like Magic the Gathering that always devolves into 2-turn win buhi play and uma is a gamers paradise
>>566744038
longslop wouldnt be so bad if umamusume actually properly represented the pacing
Ugmore like Ugh
Any anons trained Ayabe for CM? Share your builds, she's growing on me
>>566744038Ug is just an arbitrary score threshold anyway, the most important thing is to have max speed, as much power and wit as you can get and the correct skills and inherits
>try to make taurus ace>end up with gemini ace
>>566744108Not a fair comparison because uma is a roguelite rng game and tcg are cancer by design and the competitive aspect is a trap for whalesJust look at yugioh, their latest banlist destroyed all the big strategies so they could sell new ones, and magic and pokemon have cards that cost thousands of dollars for cheap printed cardboardNow if you compare it to other pvp gachas you could make an argument because at the end of the day rng might give you a win on uma, while on other gachas whales will always have the upper hand, and act surprised when the game becomes p2w garbage that only they enjoy until some new strat appears and they call it cancer because it renders their thousand dollars "investments" null
>>566744512neither rising dragon nor mpb work for geminigood TT horse though
>>566744435based anonshe's pretty good
>>566743987>>566744205>>566744430I understand now. They ERP through the images. They were hiding in plain sight this whole time.
>>566744512Neither of those accels will work on Gemini bro
>>566736061I cummed in my boxers just opening this image... Kuh... too horny
>>566744704Rising dragon does work, though, and it’s really goodFree carryover
>click race prediction to see if I have enough stam for Tenno Sho (spring)>double circle, so I should be good>load into the race, suddenly it's only single circle>stam outhow the fuck do I save this
>>566744686>not a fair comparison>card games are shit>other gacha games are shitwe're saying the exact same thing anoni'm complimenting uma by comparison and so are you
>>566744754>creek>sub 700 stamAny reason other than getting maestro? Is her own innate gold recovery not good enough?
>>566745216serenity fucking sucks
>>566744940clocked out gghere I thought 700 stam would be enough, silly me
>wake up>see thisGood day
>>566744512ULTRA GREAT RANK PRINCESS!
I've seen a lot of endkeks trying an oonige blocker for the next cm but they're just too weak without MANT so they ended up being rabbits for fronts instead
>>566745303I wish
>>566741748>farts>smells>gets flustered
*rikos your kashimoto*
>>566744818
It's Daiwa's birthday today. Say something nice about her!
>>566744818Dober is a quickshot
>>566745545funny, i've seen a lot of frontkeks trying to rabbit with an oonige, but they're too weak against potential uma
>>566745819Best cow and wife. ICHIBAN
>>566743469how is this any different from what he said?>uhh le guts-i will tear open your gut with my bare hands and hang you on your innards
>>566745819Nice?She fucking raped meThere is nothing nice about her
Steamy mare...
>>566743469
>slop
i HAET slop
>floppy trophy
mmmmmm slop
>>566745536
>>566738784730, I've been in the midst of the healing process to get back into the 800s when I dipped to 605 as my lowest last month.
>>566743469>Pasa only at LBcopethis is a very relatable deck actually
this or victoria mile?
Jungle Womanlet
>>566746418hmmmm +70 in stats i actually want or +40 in random shit...
>>566745996
>>566742956frontbroken
>>566746364you're my favorite poster, kawakami kisser
>>566746509This is why you will never be a good player.
>>566746509but the skill points doe.
>don't want to use oguri>umas I wanted to train don't cooperate even today>2/5 borrows left>oguri at the selection screen whispering to me like green goblin to use her again for another CMFUCK
>>566746418Do you have speed anklets for summer? I think you'll overshoot speed, climax is already +60 in everything.I'd go for the skill points.
>>566746541i look like this
>>566746141Ikuno.Dictus.
SEX WITH UMAS I WANT TO FUCK NICE NATURE UNTIL SHES LOVED
27682299 Taurussilver is okay too edition
you do not need 1k stamyou can cope with 900 without bricking yourself with recoveries
>that g1 race so bad your uma and the rival aren't even top 5 and the npc uma wins
>>566746141megane sex
>>566746935Hey neither of you look like you'd be happy with silver
>>566747014enjoy your non-1200 power AND wit, retard
>>566728676>Guy from yesterday joined a random spic club instead of ours
Tacuteyon
>>566746935>>566747091You guys are bringing too many backliners and my pump is never procc'ing...
I refuse to masturbate to Nice Nature
>>566747587me on the right
>>566747587>mfw ayabe enters 5th 0.1 seconds before the late-race so only moving past procs
>>566747587How the fuck did I post this instead of the Ryan cryer
>>566746935
>>566746772gonna post the translation cuz I like this one
i have 1200 power and wit but only 1197 speed am i bricked
>>566747892it's fine
>>566747892yes
>>566745819i want her to paizuri me
>>566747892It could not possibly be more over.
> Finally use my anniversary ticket on Dober since she's allegedly a long term good parent> She's a good pick for this CM allegedly> Train like 4 ace candidates, some are okay> They don't get even close to winning a single practice race out of 20Late Surgers are just trash in the current meta aren't they?
>>566747892Med S + fcm status?
>>566747878>1189 stam + guts won
>>566747892is fine only if you have S medium
Funny
>>566747892Whiffing speed cap is less of a big deal on this track than the last one, as long as you have Med S
>>566747631I'll do it in your stead
>>566746692Climax is + 87 everything60 is the races. 10 for finishing, and at the end of December turn you also get 10 for best senior uma, 7 for some other shit.
>>566748165>60 is the races>implying you save hammers before the final shop reset
>>5667480781229 once you count standard distanceadd on end closer + 1 gold + 1 white + radiant and yeah that's enough stam
>>566747892bwo, the velocity gain you get from those 3 extra speed....
>>56674807820% survival rate is still 20% survival rate
>>566748250Shrimply manifest their appearance in the final shop.
>no cap speed NGMI
>>566748345Who's gonna tell him?
How much are you actually missing out on when you're like 20/15 below speed cap
>>566747892Depends on whether your greens push your total speed value to a prime number.
which uma is the most chinese
My torena-san keeps playing with my feelings and declining my advances.What should I do?
>>566748537No, Curren, the baby is NOT mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhcqhgKnld4HOLY SHIT GUYS NO WAY
>>566748640
>>566748543I once tried to graph it out but it was too much of a work
>>566748643Rickey
am I poplar yet
>>566748150That guy is in for a wakeup call, some open bwos are really going to get some decent carat income this CM.
>>566748643
>>566748690He doesn't mean to, he truly thinks that you would never be interested in him, so he's careful to try and keep things professional at all times. You'll have to be frankly clear with him, unfortunately, or else break into his room at night and rape him, confessing your love mid-umapyoi. Dia-chan told me that was very effective
>>566748963Mr C.B. would not say this.
>>566748717
>>566748690he is just a dense motherfucker
>>566749127nice
>>566748690Give up and settle for human women
>>566749110>near the top left of the romance chartyes she absolutely would
>>566749347Pouty fat tits
>>566748690Baby trap him. That's what Crown told Chevacchi to do and it worked out pretty well for her.
>>566749347who would Ai main
which uma would love me despite being a pathetic loser who deserves to be shot and dumped in a ditch
>>566749110CB doesn't have to, she's already marked her trainer.
>>566748643Rickey for her Feng Shui shtick or Crown for her whole "scion of a Chinese company" thing.
>Finally hit the mile pink>Absolute shit everywhere elseCygameeeeeeeeeeeees where's my spark reroll
>>566749482Steve
>>566748891why is there a filipino tier list of umas
>>566748690whenever an opportunity to flirt arises, given that the time and place are appropriate, make sure to go all insome skinship is definitely not a bad idea either
>>566749561usable if 7* pwr>i-it's not power!!bricked from the start
I've already given up 4/5 borrows due to bad first inspos/summers sorry danchou I'll make sure to at least finish the final run no matter what
>>566747892Yes. If my uma has 1200 speed that means its gonna be faster by 3 points, duh.
>>5667496216 pow total (1+2+3) because I don't have a 3*pow with mile parent of my own
THE IMAGE LIMIT
>>566749760What about it?
>>566749740>6 total>1+2+3>in this gameBro...
>-1 image slot
>>566749760it's literally perfect, fcuik you
oh no, the image limit!i wonder what should we do~
>>566749854?
>>566749838>>566749934sorry, force of habit
>Retardation mode hat at the start of classicAIEEEEEE
>>566749760
>>566750017Perfect timing, you did all your junior races as you should right?
Next thread will be good
Baker.
>>566750330>>566750330>>566750330
>>566749952>>566749609Laurelposters owe me.. something. I'm not sure what just yet, but it's definitely sex related
