Previous: >>566722330>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
hi
>>566750373evil creature
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I need her so bad bros...
Uma feet
i want to give super creek my cummies UwU
>>566748690BRING HIM TO THE ISLAND
i need to be loved and cherished
Mambo!
Anyone here have a good dober parent I can follow for
>>566750805I have a dober parent, but not a good one, sorry
we MUST burn through the images asap
>>566750456I fucking hate this shit I spent my whole life being disgusted by feet and hating footfags but after being bombarded by uma feet art on pixiv I've developed a fucking foot fetish as if the armpit fetish wasn't bad enough fuck
>>566750373My hero.
>>566751020embrace it
pregumas
>>566751097fuck you
>>566751020can you explain the foot fetishlike what's the appeal
>>566750753Mambo!
>>566750424Kill fujifags
Umatism is recruiting one person this month! >A rank casual club (B+ in spirit)>No quota>Please trade and request shoes>Don't die and try to play the gameReply with your FC or search for the club through uma moe and check a member's ingame profile to get to the club page. Time is running out, join NOW!
>>566750753
>>566751350No I can't there is no appeal it's fucking disgusting and I hate it so much
>>566751469Fuck off
>>566750424Me on the right.
[GUNSHOT] [CAR CRASH] [BOOM] [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [SIRENS] [GLASS BREAKS] [DISTANT YELLING] [EXPLOSION] [HELICOPTERS AND NEWS TRUCKS] [ELEPHANT TOOT] TOKYO1600MNHKMILE HAI81409052BE THERE OR [REDACTED]
>>566751350the appeal is getting to tell everyone you have a foot fetish when nobody asked
>>566751281don't fight it
>>566751350the smell of stinky, cheesy, vinegary girlfeets! the pungent scent washing over you after your favorite uma pulls her shoes off after a hard run race!
>>566751731the umas I want to run need 3 different parents, I'm ngmi...
>>566751020
>end closers this year need the staples and cb>late surgers this year need the staples and natie>pace chasers this year need oguri, taiki, nishino and the staples especially tachyon>front runners this year need the staples, summer maru card and uma, vbourbon, both seiun skies, kita uma, prepare to pull on another kita, palmer card, bobo wit card and seriously consider rickeyI never noticed End closer was the most f2p friendly style until I started planning my pulls
>>566751731i only have 1 real placeholder ace, donmai
>>566751350It only clicked for me after I got that footjob from the lady at the soapland
>>566751756so foot fetishists are like vegansand feet = vegetablesthis means foot lettuce
>>566751975Is foot fetish like a std for virgins?
>>566751216Pregnancy = Death
>>566751868>She may secretly be a shotaconwtf rickey is just like me
>>566751868>is very good at romancing (You)>is good with kids>her fortunes are better than Fuku's what more do you need
>>566751996good one anon
>>566752091I need to become a shota and then impregnate her
>>566751350people become disillusioned enough to like the softness
>>566752091I wanna be a shota
>>566750953I'll help with that
cute boy
>>566752076>t.faggot>>566752091Pedos don't deserve marriage.
>>566752075that's why i cum in curren
Wife groove
>>566752091
How long until Trackblazer ends?It's eh but it takes way too long for a moblie game, fuckoutta hereIt becomes tiring
>>566751731>Ryan gets 5th for half a second and doesn't proc PumpI hate this unique
>>566752438Fuck off then
>>566752325>implying the hag still has enough eggs
>>566752438you can pause and continue whenever
Rickey mentionedposting the songhttps://youtu.be/IMWFnYnQVRw
>>566751868faggot
Mambo italiano!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1UXbhZ3ysc
>>566752441Because she needs to be 6th lmao you speed up too much
>>566752540>pedo song
>>566752468Enough were left
>>566752584
>>566752583The best Mambohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E9O0udSdOw
>>566752631I know, hence why I was complaining about her getting in 5th for half a second
>>566752540LET'S GO RICKEEEEEYYYYYYY
when will the pregnancy schizo get bored
>>566751731Potential Uma decimates the competition again...
>>566752824not everything you don't like is a schizo
>>566752584Palmer!fish
>>566752824When all the umas gave birth and hit menopaus
you have 8 months, before her banner, to think about it, big boy
>>566752918buhi room where are my shitters lobby
>>566752918>double durious featholy shit, what do i do against that
I’VE CRACKED THE CODEUMAPYOI IS A CONTRACTION OF UMA AND HAPPY AND -POI
>>566753087succubus
>>566752918so powerful she has 2 furious feat and 2 end closer straightaways...
>>566753087I am thinking I will take out my penis and masturbate to her.
>>566751020>brainwashed himself into liking feetlmao lol
Bully Neicha
>>566753041>all>fucking Gold City, Gentildonna, Almond Eye, etc.Fuck off
>>566751469Fuck on
>>566753127BUT WHAT DOES POI MEAN?!?WHAT DOES A POLYNESIAN TARO DISH HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?
>>566753087this succubus is a must pull for me
>>566753095I have only spent money on Umarolling>>566753102>>566753159IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OKAY I DIDN'T NOTICE!!!!
>>566753289ANON YOUR REPS??
>>566753087>>566753127No boys
>>566752824he posts real quality art tho?
>>566753267You dont have to let everyone you're gay, okay?
>>566753087Laurelposters and Laurel owe me handjobs and kissing
>>566753241Cool shoes
>>566753087This is a man.
>>566753241I will be eating them.
>>566753505>t.Orfevre
>>566753087How often does Brian show up in her career? I won't care unless its a decent amount
>>566753218FUCK YOU
>>566753087I'll think about it really really hard
Am I bricked if I run a late surger with no On Your Left! for the cm?
>>566753451This boy is cool
>>566753864OYL sucks donkey balls in cm14
>>566753864on your left is mid, you're fine
>>566753742sakura kinda just looks like a slightly more grown nishino to me
would you look @ that. my first MANT valuable stat 3 star.its a shame the exact umas i would like to use it for an seiun sky and burbon.
Huh, I didn't know it was possible to get Team Sirius' recreations without the card on my d*ck
>>566753868No
Umapyoi Densetsu
Rice is so cute. I wish she was my little sister, so I could be a better big brother
>>566753087How many of you are going to pull her because you like her rather than her being meta on longs?
>>566753087I need more propaganda
https://x.com/ZerhinNSFW/status/2053757261592301908
>>566753985Your Groundwork?
Im ready for CM14 before I even am for CM13
>>566754143She is meta? I thought she was pure dick meta...
>>566754038Yeppers
>>566753864nah you can skip it
>>566753087you gonna sell me on this "Sakura Laurel" bloke or what? These snippets about her being a succubus dont paint even a quarter of the picture.
>>566754336She's pretty, but she's nobody to me until I meet her in the game
>>566754441Read her manga
>>566754512>reading
>>566754514LATINA SEXO AND GOTH SEXO
>>566754143>was planning to pull because I like the design>she's meta tooWin-win for me
>>566754481People loved Almond Eye before she was playable, you’re allowed to love Rulership if you want
My favorite umamusume is Mejiro Umamusume.
>>566754214don't gotta sweat the groundwork spark if you never intend to run a front runner who isn't miho
>in source material all trainers are female>all romance is intended as yuri>option to play as a male is a half-assed uncanon afterthought that doesn't suit the trainer character's dialogue or behavioryour oshi is a lesbian, she doesn't love you
>>566754306Her ult is .75 heal plus 6 seconds .25 target speed, and she has an innate gold current speed early final leg skill.
>>566754770Mejiro Maker???
>>566754863oguri.webp
>>566754306Her ult is a fusion between Creek's pure heart and Gold Ship's ult on top of being 3-7th instead of 5-9th so easier to activate and no need to buy recovery skills eitherAnd she has a very powerful current speed evolved for long
>>566752584GOD just LOOK at that G R I P
>>566754965
TamaLove, formerly AlmondLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The club's only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AlmondLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
>>566754143She's meta? I just wanted to fuck her.
>your oshi is a lesbianYeah>she doesn't love youThat's where you're wrong
>>566755000>Her ult is a fusion between Creek's pure heart and Gold Ship's ult on top of being 3-7th instead of 5-9th so easier to activate and no need to buy recovery skills eitherThis is some deviant art OC shit, holy fuck
>>566752584>>566752850CAN SOMEBODY EXLPAIN? Are you supposed to imagine that your dick is the fish?
>>566753864If you're running on your left then your other two team members should be front pack to give you more buffer to make you more likely to be in sixth without being 15 mi behind the leader.
>>566754965Cool story bro, but I'm dating humans
>>566753087Laurel has the stalker/succubus memes going for her but other than that she's pretty fucking whatever.
>>566755308Ugly ningen
>>566753524Another excuse to flash the crowd? What a shameless SKANK!
>>566755308Holy shit Riko is hot
>>566753259noooooooooooo
>>566755167Gay club loves "almonds" and tama's (balls).
>>566755258Until you like it
meta? moar liek MEAT amirite gaiz
Laurel propaganda might be the second most successful propaganda after CB.
>>566755221I am unsure whether to M A M B O given your sexuality but, nevertheless,M A M B O
>>566754758Modern 3D anime-for-video-games style makes every young adult female character look almost the same as every other one, other than clothes and hair. I'm not gonna love one set of clothes and hair while failing to love some other set of clothes and hair. That'd just be nutty. I do not suffer from face blindness and I am not a hairstylesexual. So I need some story, a voice, some animations, to flesh out the character, before I will care about her. I realize this may be an exotic position around here though, given the local reaction to Mejiro Ryan
>>566755249They gave Maya an even stronger version because current speed>target speedAlso look up Still and Chrono's ults
>>566753524>suzuka wiping spe's mouth so spe can return the favor tonight after i'm done with suzieCute!
>>566754965>Source material>For a franchise that started from the games>Whose first media was an anime with a male trainerHere's your (you) Yuri nigger
gn
>>566755581she's a confirmed canon lesbo:>>566754965
>borrow run is absolute dogshit>non borrow runa hit stats and only a few short of skillsI don't get this game at all, it's like they're actively baiting you to roll for the umas and coded the game in way that borrow runs are 90% dogshit of the time compared to your own parent umasThe parents are used are fucking ass compared to the borrows like what the fuck do you even mean
>>566755621paceGODS won
Dober wasted all my clocks on oka sho, bye bye triple tiara. She then gave me an amazing summer with +250 on speed. I'm livid it made no sense she just decided not to use any skills despite having 400 wit. The clock limit is shitty design.
>>566755606She does have a story and a character already, thougheverYou just need to find more info on itYour desire to know more must outweigh your stubborn desire to be rightUntil you reach that point, you will never be happy
>>566754770DON'T FUCK THE GRANNY
>>566755725Goodnight
>>566755894name one part of uma's gameplay that isn't shitty design
Nice Nature propaganda, directed at all those who have not yet scouted any variant of Nice Nature
>>566755838but maya is front
>>566755604Mambo spotted!!!
Kita and Rickey are the sexiest umas ever released, amazing designs tooif you think otherwis you are a massive faggot who plays as a female trainer despite being a male
>trying to make it through the junior year milessigh...
>>566756196FrontGODS won
>>566755258
https://imgpile.com/images/7jeQ9L.pngYou will now goon to this
>>566755167How would you rate Tama's personalities?
>>566750646
>>566756269She's a pedo
>>566756269holy shit are you mewhy did this exact combination of umas get posted
>>566756269>Page not found>User has left pixiv or the user ID does not exist.the chinese have done it again
>>566756196Retard.
>>566756269Rickey is Chinese
>>566755167What are TamaLove's thoughts on MuvLuv?
>>566756208>actually mamboI don't know what to do with this information
>>566756417shes just like me frfr
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>566756208M A M B OAM BO
>>566756663Fuck off
Is there any club looking for two people? Me and my friend are looking for one.
>>566756663Fuck on
mambo
>>566756494what is wrong
>>566756374>cuckshit
>>566756494Maya has been claimed by frontchads already
>>566756397They're average-sized and not small at all!>>566756783Yes, TamaLove.
Honsefun has a slot for any casual anons still looking for a club
fuuuuuck mambo oh yeah yeah come on fuck im cumming aaaaaah fuckmambo
I am trying to understand some of the deeper concepts in the game, as far as acceleration goes when a skill goes off is it boosting your acceleration AFTER power? Like if you have higher power do you get more acceleration from an acceleration skill or will an acceleration skill work the same despite stats?
>>566756417that info is incomplete. she's called a shotacon because she's the protagonist of a morning TV show aimed at children so she gets a lot of little boys confessing she's their first love, not because she hunts them down>>566756435they are childhood friends in-game because their IRL owners were, they also were massive in size and muscle while active in comparison to other horses (Rickey debuted a few months after Kita retired)
>>566756374I prefer a firmer girl https://files.catbox.moe/av8v6i.png
omatsuri mambo
>>566755581I feel nothing for her, unlike pic related. Odd. Maybe it's the short hair. Most likely it's the lack of Laurel art I've seen posted here. Ardan, Maruzensky (in early URA days), Gentildonna, and CB have all got much stronger propaganda.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MzqHLATkL5ASo the whole gen Z stuff was actually was a lie, as helios is just a gyaru.
What I want to know is, who is the better long dirter, Nakayama or Agnes?
>>566757235Nakayama anal wouldn't be the kind of gamble I'm willing to take
>>566755621ok I'm pulling for Cat Mayanoholy shit she's cute
>>566757072Helios is a breed of her own in the streets of Osaka
Digitan LOVE
>>566756947It just adds up, power gives you a base acceleration. 1500 power is about the same as a 0.2 accel, if you activate mpb you get to 0.4 for the time the skill is activated
Special Lips
>300 shop coins>no energy>no books>no charms>no weights>no megaphones>no hammers>600+ coins>no energy>no books>no megaphones>no hammers>no charms>no weights>not even 40% megaphonesWhat the actual fuck are these runs, niggaWhat is going on
>>566756947>Like if you have higher power do you get more acceleration from an acceleration skillNo>or will an acceleration skill work the same despite stats?YesAcceleration skills give a flat increase, +0.2 m/s^2 for white skills and +0.4 m/s^2 for golds. Unique skills give +0.4 (+0.2 for the inherited version), but the ones that give both accel and speed give less.
>>566757420I want to kiss Special Weekyes I am running her in cm14
>>566754143I'm just horny
>>566756914lemme in plz. 144873078553
>>566755172
my heckin daughterinos
>>566757420wait Spe is sexy, wtf?
>>566757420Soon
what did she mean by this
>>566757547>14I mean 13 of course>>566757679Spe was always cute and sexy and strong and brave and
Last Thread
>>566757605What about your friend?
>>566757587Ardan makes me horny.
>>566757002What is this cursed slop lmao that face is hilarious
>>566757782>stamina sex game YES
>>566757719She has two younger sisters that she loves very much.
>>566756905Maya can fill any role you'd wantshe's smart and flexible
>>566757782mant lovescenario without thinking
Don't ask Tazuna what happened to Inari Two
>>566757989THESE PEOPLE WONT BE DECEIVED BY BARE ASS SPECIAL WEEK! WE TRAINERS ARE MADE OF STRONGER STUFF!
>>566757895big horses
>spesex hoursKeep going
Finally I have my cute imoutodaughterwife on lvl 4
>>566757783Oh whoops yeah. 919227576010
uma joke anime that's just looking into uma dreams that are on par with early cartoon network chaos
>>566757929That Maya has groundwork, dodging danger and front long encroaching shadow
>>566758432why are both of them saying peter
Been flatlining and gooning to ai erotica slop again
If you have a son with Rickey, she would rape him
I'm dogshit at this gameI just tried running an uma with no mile apptitude and I couldn't hit the stat caps for shitI guess I'm actually being carried by RB since you can spam races if the horse has mile aptitude
>unzips menacinglyWhat would you do in this hypothetical situation, trainer-san?
>>566756991don't expect shitposters to care
>>566758578If Rickey saw your post, she would be very disappointed. She would also have sex with me.
>>566756991>(Rickey debuted a few months after Kita retired)
>>566758508What the fuck
>>566758550I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE FUCK ME
>>566758578I wouldn't be mad, incest is the best trope in fiction after all
>>566757782>wife training
goddamn it, I need a footjob
>>566757626I need Creek to dress me up like baby while she gives me a nursing handjob
>>566758637I would try to decline cause my body belongs to Suzuka but that won't stop this succubus
>>566758508you will run her as a pace like that one anon thinks
>>566758793These Spe images are escalating…
>>566758578so long as she doesn't get mad when I umapyoi our daughters. Fair's fair.
>run is going great and even get medium S and all the inspo skills i want including uniques>rest of the runs goes to shit, no card finishes chains, lose all my clocks on retarded g1s that i should've won but got brockedIt's another one of those days...
>>566758637Dig here
>>566758796same
What are they talking about?
>>566753087i meant to reply to this anon here. >>566750567woops
>>566758313Invited you both; your friend is on cooldown though.
>>566756417
>>566758637Please don't rape me, I'm still a virgin
>>566757782
>>566758637Get an erection
>>566759079>you also love to eat little kid ass? awesome!
>>566759017Its the curse of Shiraoki anon. Thats just how it is.If you had lost a few more G1s you might have gotten a 3star blue spark.
>/uma/ talks about Rickey>xitter starts showing me pictures of her as wellnyoticing...
>>566759189Smooching stinkoGetting my tongue bit
>>566752075this is the artist who draws creek infertile so he can go fuck himself tbqf
>>566758713Seriru said that Maya is the reason Cygames buffed pace chasers and killed frontsBecause in long races pace chasers need to be 10 meters from the lead to activate monster (the gold accel Blaze Brian and wit Opera have)And if you face triple front with runaway your paces are useless because the lead will be much greater than 10 meters
the reviews are in
>Mambo is now ranked well above dacchis>On track to overtake Uma&Co and UMADashwhat the FUCK
>>566759203epstein, grab yer boi
Everyone's going to run her card for the mile CM, right?
>>566752075the reasons air groove the horse died after birth would've been preventable for the uma in a hospital setting thougheverbeit
>>566759482eh. Fronts are very good in cm14, which means Chariot is very good. Not much room for that debuff
>think I've been flatlining hardcore>somehow in top 10 earnersguess I'll be keeping my spot
>>566759482No I'm gutsmaxxing
>>566752468I'll fuck her hard enough to shake a few stragglers loose
>>566758578my weak ningen genes wouldn't stand a chance anyway
>>566759120Yuyup, thank you thank you.
>>566759482I cleated it because you people told me it was shit
>>566759482Is that skill even useful? Mid race speed debuff seems not impactful.
>>566750451Petite Journey…
cleaters die
>>566755141The platform shoes got me laffin'
>>566759482No, Golshi wont be out yet.
>>566759482No, I will be in front. You will be in the back eating 3 speed eaters and wondering why you bought a gold recovery skill on a mile race.
>>566759331>create a problem because they are retarded>kill medium races until they completely powercreep it>make a problem because they're retarded>kill frontd until they completely powercreep itStarting to think they don't plan or even play the game thet make at allEven Trackblazer screams untested shit as there are umas who are completely unplayable in this scenario
>>566759996I want to ____ that puppet
>>566760132>Starting...Starting?
My question is, since Marche's already an extremely timid uma, how do I make her face cherry pie red?
>>566755258May I offer you a tuna in this trying time?
>>566760019How will you be in front when 2 fronts have a watchful eye to take the lead from you?
Now that her legend race is done and the star piece flow is back to an RNG trickle, I felt it was finally time.
>>566758814
>>566760202Does the tuna have coffee flavour?
Why doesn't Fine Motion have the ear that indicates stallion or mare
>>566759331What kind of favouritism is that?My oshi can't use her unique at all if there are 4 fronts, so they should change the game so that there can't be 4 fronts.
>>566760389>he doesn't know
>>566760385No.
miss him already...
>>566757381True Hero alt when?
I'm Seeking The Pussy ! !
>>566760389tranny motion can stimulate my prostate any day of the week
>>566755258>Newfag doesn't know about Sakurafish
>>566760132You would be right to think soCygames has zero sense of balancing or foresight, they just release shit and then go back to swimming in their money. Their only solutions to problems are powercreep and more powercreep (pay up goymin)
YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHRYYYYYYY
>>566757420BoobkaS1 was always my least favorite Umamusume show, but watching it again I can tell they tried
>>566760669What the fuck, Fukukitaru can be sexy!?
uma musume would be absolute fucking dogshit released and forgotten in minutes if the actual umas designs and stories werent so fucking peak
>>566760389Hermaphrodite horse, no joke
>>566760467Yes I don't know so educate me
>>566760721but why is his hair like thatWhat the fuck is that shave
What do?
>>566759362>>566760186wife
>>566760874Rape both, then marry dad, and then the family threesomes are perfectly legal
>>566760829how many years of pent-up frustration is behind those eyes?
>>566760389
>>566761040easily 15 years
cant wait to play sils actual career in game
>>566760721Remember that when S1 dropped, Cygames has just announced the delay in the game's release, so PA Works didn't have the same sort of insight into the game that the creators of S2+ had. That said, I love S1 so much. Suzuka is my kamioshi and episode 7 is amazing, but Special Week's races are great too. I'll always think fondly of S1 despite rewatching the hype arcs in S2 and Cingray more often.
>>566760389swyer syndromephysically a mare but with XY chromosomes causing infertility
>>566760389>A misconception to her condition was that she was born as a hermaphrodite (born with genitalia of both sexes). But in reality, her condition was a result of a chromosomal mix-up while she was still a fetus, where it ignored the Y chromosome and developed as a female in utero. She was born as a female, even if her reproductive parts do not work properly. Therefore she was intersex, instead of being a hermaphrodite.
>>566760389canon futa
>>566760451They killed fronts in long so much by releasing the best speed, stamina and power card and making them pace only that Maya is now relegated to being a dirt/LoH uma thanks to her aptitude
>>566761060>it's rumoredthis is how you know the one who wrote that is brown
>>566761129She will never be balling tho
>>566761060RAW DOGGING FINE MOTION WITH NO CONSEQUENCES!
>>566760846have you gone through gold ship's birthday lines
>>566761237Now post a list of a real race instead of lmao dirters
Tacuteyon
>>566759878I glanced at a Japanese tier list and it's in B tier right next to Super Creek so maybe it's just situationally usable. Swimsuit Goldship probably makes it worth using, like that other Anon said. I don't play JP though so take everything I said with a grain of salt.https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/258925
>>566760385it may or may not have swallowed a can of the boss brand coffee at some point
>>566761161S1 is great and fun. Not the best, but fun nonetheless. Without S1 we would have had no motion
>>566760132>Even Trackblazer screams untested shit as there are umas who are completely unplayable in this scenariowhat did you want them to do? make up new sprint races so Curren and Bono specifically and be playable? keibafags would cry about the game not being realistic anymore. make up new epithets? they exist IRL too unless they are character specific MANT sucks for sprinters and dirters because all the money is in mile, medium, and long distances so there's a bigger abundance
>>566761237HOEEEHHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA
>>566761295Umaverse fixed itIf (you) are her Torena, then she can get pregnant
>>566761237I can't read but the bottom is SSS tier right?
>>566761409I remember being part of the grub general around the time S1 came out and everyone thought the umas were sluts because of the constant blush in their designs.
>>566761295>no consequences umapyoi>he doesn't want a large herd of baby umas with a loving umawife and being a chaotic but happy family togetherEven for 4chan, this is some fucking gay ass shit.
S1 was kino and no slander will be tolerated
I am the most handsome, rich, intelligent, big penis person in this general.Which Uma is for me?
>>566761060There should be more art of boyuma trap finemo getting his boyhole rammed and cumming from his sissy clit.
S1 was just the step before perfection, just like HL1 & 2.
>>566760132Its easy to see mistakes in hindsight, its a lot harder to know if something will be broken before its released.The main problem is that Cygames has always seemed to loath nerfing things. They always try to solve game imbalance by buffing other shit instead of just nerfing the problem. It was the same for OG Shadowverse too (probably true for current Shadowverse as well but IDK, I havent played in over 5 years). They'd release a card that made one class OP and then try to balance it by just releasing another OP card for a different class. They did eventually start doing more nerfs, but they dragged their feet on it.
>>566761237Cat Maya is still funny in longs for killing Orfe’s relevancy there while simultaneously boosting pace chasers like Chrono at the same time
>>566761610Indian Breath
>>566761610Symboli Sirius because you're both frauds
>>566761517I thought the red noses were cute...
>>566761610
imagine how embarrassing it must have been for the horse that fucked fine motion before they found out she was a tranny
>>566760260mommy!
>>566761517It was the retarded time everyone thought any reason to call any popular girl slutsRemember when the Gridman thigh girl was theorized to be pregnant because of 3 frames of animation?
>>566761769
Fuck Vodka and the 3 clocks she made me spend.
>>566761769It is!Suzucute
>>566761936horses wouldn't be like this
cm13 status?
>>566761710>The main problem is that Cygames has always seemed to loath nerfing thingsthey nerfed a single unit in World Flipper like a month after the game released and it did so much damage to the game it never recovered. nerfing things gets people angry, buffing everything else to make the powerful thing not powerful enough in comparison makes money
>>566761846Damn only King Kamehameha got to tap that
>>566761517Which is funny because I genuinely don’t think any uma is a ‘slut’
>>566762023horse girls would be like this
>566761846>NO CHILD SUPPORT RAW DOGGING ALL THE WAY BABY
>>566761846she was still born a woman but her umanko don't work
>>566761393Good enough.
>>566761901How could 3 frames of animation do such a thing?
I finished my Mile CM Aces and don't know what to do now?Is the next Medium CM another Ogurislop? U=ma doesn't work as an activator there. Maybe I should just build a Sprint parent
>>566761936best frame of the season
>>566762159Because her belly was animated weirdly or something don't remember but it was some schizo theory of the time
>>566761747Confusion.
>>566762060>King Kamehameha
>>566761237whoever made this list is a brown who doesn't play the game last dirt chanmi I farmed everyone with Tarumae and only lost by a nose in the finals to a cracked Rickey pisa didn't do shit, trascend is not even that good, espoir city is better than tier 3
>>566761936what does it mean when an uma looks at you like this
>Fine Motion is posting here to bait her Torena into fucking her raw so that she can baby trap himThe Irish are scary
>>566762110when will cygames do western collabs like thisyes I would even eat at kfc (blech) if the bag or box had umamusume on it
>>566762110lol I remember seeing these at my local Japanese grocery store. They had Jungle Pocket and Dream Journey and Dantsu Flame too. Now they have Dragon Quest ones, which are funny but not as cute as umas on the can.
>>566762281Meant for >>566761610
>>566762380Finemo is infertile
>>566761901the Gridman discourse and theories were so funny, last time /a/ was enjoyable for me. too bad it was impossible to talk about Dynazenon because of the Madoka schizo that spammed every thread seething about being yuribaited or something
>>566761497>Looks like you’ve been busy lately, Trainer—traveling as a Trailblazer, becoming a teacher and helping students, and even producing idols?wdym I am in Lviv right now
My favorite ship, Suzuka and (Literalle me)
>>566762450stop projecting, infertile anon
>>566753087>>566759116You're asking for it...
>>566762061>
>>566762450so am I
>>566762253I bet the preg uma poster was responsible for it...
>>566762450>He thinks the same universe that allowed Suzuka to not injure herself and die did not fix Fine womblollmao
>>566761497Sex with Grass-chan
>>566762643Suzuka did injure herself THOUGH
>>566762502
>>566762450are you retardedIRL stallions are also girls in umaverse so why would finemo have any issues
>>566762643>can get pregnantDropped, I only fuck umas that can't have children
Time for my daily 5 Nishino pumps and getting nothing but 3* wit and 1* pace sparks
>>566762450she'd totally would strike a deal with god or the devil for her fertility
>>566762643You can recover from injuries, genetic disease not so much
>>566762796t. faggot
>>5667622412200m is prime xogslop
>>566762725We are talking about the game anonanime and manga follow irl history more. The game allows for the best ending for any uma
>>566761546Its okayThe three goddesses fixed everything when they ported the horse soul over
>>566762796be careful, you'd never know if she's also an early bloomer...
>Start this game expecting to date cute waifus>CYGAMES: NOOO YOU CANT THEY ARE LESBIANwhy is this world such a cock
I would fuck a FIneposter and get them pregnant regardless.
McKWAB…
>>566762949well I overdid it and gave up during Suzuka's career once
>>566763009FUCK THAT DYKE PAMA FOR MAKING HER CRY
Uma for
>>566763009event name?
>>566762253it's pretty funny what some people will come up with based on next to nothing
>>566762551curren in not really a slut…
>>566763159t. dickless fag
>>566762979Oh yeah she skipped a few gradesI forgot
>>566762979translate it weeaboos
reminder umas can't get pregnant unless another uma dies, their population cannot get pass the real life japanese population so around 130k
>>566762939Why though? If she can't have a 4th recovery she isn't that consistent. I wouldn't wanna run Oguri Double Dom and miss a recovery in the finals
>>566763184nta but it should be when you win haruten
>>566763009This gave me a boner
>>566750424Me on the left
>>566763009Based Palmer. McQueen deserves no rights. No sweets. No baseball.
>>566763327I should've guessed that
>>566763285umas rule the world and put that fake info on purpose to make the uma population grow even more
>>566763310FUCK THAT DYKE PAMA FOR DYKING IT UP
>>566763310she's just like me I hit and choke myself when edging sometimes
>>566763190I mean it's fun sometimes, I grew up on schizo video essays and Game Theory, but some of those theories are too dumb and they take themselves too seriously so it gets old quick
>>566761901>Gridman thigh girlI hate that I know what this meansfuck you
>>566763184It’s if you beat McQueen at the Kikuka Sho
>>566763009>beat McQueen>kept Mayano from buying lingerie>talks in cringe sometimesis she a villain or something?
>>566750424Is it fucked up to train Fuji as a male trainer?
JPbros when another mare trainee want to rape them 3 months before debut
do we like spicaman here
Okay, /uma/. Choose a flavour. Which one do you want the most?
>>566763704I hate myself
>>566763704Yes, because he's (Literally me)
>>566762253it was that her belly looked weird in one scene, she couldn't drink carbonated beverages, she got tired really easily, and she was eating weird food which meant pregnancy cravings. maybe some other stuff I'm forgetting. a lot of it was just because she was a bit of a porker, hence the thighs.
>>566762502>literally mea chain-smoking oji-san who gropes JK girls' legs?
>>566763639Who is the Umamusume thigh girl?
>>566763736gentildonna has the tastiest pussy juice i guess
>>566763704spicaman is a chad who made a lot of fags cry, so yeah I like him
>>566763661lmao mcqueen deserved that
>>566763830Urara
>>566763736>Choose a flavourI can't read that shit nigga>>566763830
>>566763795You read me like a book
>>566763661>Welcome to… long SLOP…
>>566763416
>>566763830her breasts get the most attention, but her thighs won't lose to anyone.
Someone, give me a term for a Human who pretends to be an Uma. What do you imagine they'd be called in-universe.
>>566763830Hokko Tarumae
>>566763830I know Hokko Tarumae have pretty big ones, but I have no idea who has THE biggest.
>>566763704Of course
>>566763895>who made a lot of fags crywhen and how? based spicaman
>>566764154this frame killed millions >>566761936
>>566763772Oh yeah the carbonated drink thing lmao wasn't it also about the choice of summer outfit which was just shorts and a tanktop and that was proof of allowing better air flow and blood circulation to the belly?Also, weren't chinks or gooks the ones who promoted that theory until the end of the show? I remember an infographic being on moonrunes that didn't look nip, but it'd make way too much sense if it was of chink or gook origin
>>566763830machan kinda mogs
reminder
>>566764154I think he meant xitter yurifags (mainly women)
>>566763736I'll take a Jungle Pocket and Dantsu Flame because those look like the milkiest ones. Uma milkiest.
>>566764227Bigger isn't always better, lardboy.
>people will give my yurinigger lies (You)'s if I spam them, hahah r-right?no, and didn't you say you were quitting the game? leave and never come back
>>566764231Hmmm, maybe I should race this turn.
>>566764291ok faggot
>>566764225It did kill meIt's so precious I love those two
>>566764231This or Victoria Mile?
>>566763736ONE RAINBOW FAGGUCCINO FLAVOR FOR ME THE CHIYONO POSTER PLEASE
>>566763736Dream Journey beverage?
who is the best artist to draw cafe's milky white umanko?
>>566764248xitter yuriniggers are all mtf trannies, so definitely fags. >Suzuka gives toreina THE LOOKlol their gay shit tanked before it left the harbor, she is toreina-sexual, after all.
>>566763830
>>566764236what about the longest tail
>>566764401I love thighs but Machan's don't look shapely and well toned like Genti, they look fat greasy and out of shape and that's not very sexyI'd still let her wrap my head in crush it inbetween those but only after Genti, Ai and Kawakami
>>566763830whoever this was. rudolf, I think.
>>566764684that was my cosplay
I'm the biggest SEA anon in this general.Which Uma is for me?
>>566764227My head crushed between Kawakami's thighs.
>>566764519If I cum inside Cafe, and keep going without pulling out making our fluids foam, did I just make a Manhattan Capuccino?
>>566764231
>>566763736oh, I don't drink coffee because it's gross. if they have any choccy milk though I'll have that
>>566764750I think a seahorse is more fitting for you.
>>566764684imagine being Luna's torena and that she does this constantly
>>566764931Hey, I see someone who doesn't belong there...
>>566764931Mayano, get back into the stallion stable RIGHT NOW
>>566765027Yeah who invited Fine Motion
>>566764931Mayano is so lucky.
>>566764226that sounds familiar. I do remember moonrune infographics but I don't remember whether it was chinks or gooks or nips or what. I also remember x-ray pics of her so you could see the baby inside.
Why is Laurel treated as a succubus here? She has a very plain design from what I see.
>>566761936
DAMN NISHINO FLOWER GIVING ME BAD SPARKS NEED TRAINING CORRECTION!
>>566765214you can just borrow mine bwo
>>566764931Weird looking mare.
>>566765197
>>566764227If the Kawakami Kisser is here please put a kiss on the inside of one of her thighs, thank you.
>>566762402We need Tesco and Lidl collabs.
>>566765179Looks can be deceiving. Just like how /uma/ try to seem smart, when they are anything but.
>>566764227
>King GAYLO
>>566765000A never-ending recreation of that scene from Basic Instinct.
>>566765132Oh yeah the fucking x-ray that's what put me off, wasn't that supposed to be a spoiler for the last chapter or something?
>>566764401Her pussy about to hang out
>>566765564gwo your cocks?
>>566763736i don't like coffee but i'd be lying if i said i didn't want to taste them, especially the pocket or the rainbow onesjaps truly know how to advertise stuff i don't like
>>566765687I'm not wasting 5 clocks in the first races of the game
anyone planning to use base(d) curren in cm14what am i in for?her ult works right? enough for carry over and accel?
>trainers can't put a single foot in the dormitory area without being kicked out>umas can break in trainer's house whenever they feel like it how is this fair
>>566764757
>>566763736Gentildonna, Still In Love, Orfevre>which ONEyes, please
>>566765845Humans are second class citizensAnd trainers specifically are third class
You know that this is a yuri game right, no matter how much you cope with fanart?
>>566765796>her ult works right?
>>566765845Ok this one made me laugh
>>566764931I look like this
>>566765742>jap advertising Cute anime girls>american advertising black gay transwomanI wonder how they are so successful, truly a mystery
>>566765960stfu smart follicular
>>566765796she's a sprinter, not miler.
>>566766009which one
>>566765796>her ult worksYeppers
>>566765930
>>566765000>troona
>>566766150Yep...pers?
>>566765796her wedding outfit is better in literally every way bro, just roll for her
>>566766065wow no one asked get hemorrhoids and DIE???? mr obvious
>>566766151Fine and Air are literally show to be gay together.
>>566766123Bue
>>566766227Her ult only works for sprint
>>566766289>are literally show to be
>>566766240how can I "get" hemorrhoids when I already have themdumbass
>>566766065>denying the existence of muties
>>566766240curren wouldn't say this.
>>566766227the accel part doesn't even work so its like a worse triumphant pulse with more conditions
>>566765619I can't quite remember but maybe? That sounds kind of familiar. I think there were a few different x-rays that went around.
semen successfully inside my balls
>>566765796>Planning on useNo>Her ult worksYes
>>566766405>time to die, mutie
>>566765564works on my machineOnly lost the Takamatsunomiya Kinen because FUCKING CURREN-CHAN won by a nose and I was out of cocks
Is the gold Firm Course menace worth it for the CM?
https://jiggie.fun/J3zeuahttps://jiggie.fun/J3zeuahttps://jiggie.fun/J3zeuahttps://jiggie.fun/J3zeuahttps://jiggie.fun/J3zeuahttps://jiggie.fun/J3zeua
>>566765619Wife Halo!
>>56676579660% of the race seems to be the sweet spot50% seems too earlyjust pray she overtakes from 4th place or below at the 60-65% mark of the track
>>566753087*skips*
>>566766736Only reason you borrow another card is if you're an end closer
>>566766736>Is half a dist+surf S worth it for the CMsorry bwo but fcm is mandatory for every firm cm until stat uncaps
>>566766649My man
Man I really gotta stop playing this game half asleep I just realized I've been doing Tiara route while wanting to do crown and year 2 just ended
I need umawife
>>566766240Curren would say this but still rim me
okay im backRFOSE3WJNFGBHJ,€HFIJUHSAZWGBFJHSEHKJGIPALS
>>566766895bro has surf S
oh no no no
>>566765845Next time, make sure to read the fine print of the contract
>>566766953She wants to treat your rrhoids with her tongue, what a cute wife
>>566766931Incoming airdrop
>>566767010hang ten dude
>>566766736not as important on miles
>>566765742as someone who doesn't like coffee I thought the jungle pocket one was the best because it was the most mild as a cafe au lait. the rainbow and gold ones I I tasted but they were much stronger and I didn't care for them at all.
What deck are you using for Kitasan for the CM?
>>5667673202 speed 1 stam 3 wit for (almost) 3 capped stats
>>566764931MMF... Mares...
hello everyone! is everyone doing buono?this past week has been arduous and filled with frustrations but so far this has been the best ive managed to come up with, although i wish they were better im still rather happy with what i was able to get and im still holding my head up just so i can see my BIG oshi win at least oncebuono luck to everyone and i hope you all make it!lets keep it buono!
>>566767320Kita already has taking the lead bro why use the awful wit Bourbon
>>5667673202 speed 2 wit 1 power Riko (you don't need Bourbon)
>>566766908SEMPER FI
>>566767112is it at least a open room?
>>566767185Can I return this one?
>>566764813yes
I need shakur to arrive faster
miss miss miss miss miss miss
Sex (consensual) with mares
which uma is the best cook
>>566767713>30 % withuh
I don't really like Shakur but I feel obliged to roll for her because out of all uma she is the most literally medark, calculating, wicked sense of humor, not to mention a pro gamer and hides her power level
AAAIIIEEEEE DANCHOU DON'T LOOK
>>566767669MAKING CAFE BLUSH AS I POUR MY WHITE CREAM INTO HER PERSONAL COFFEE CUP
>>566767967>spam wit>get 1200 speed with 2 speed sparks
OH MY GOD CURRENT DONT LOOK BEHIDN OYO IOR ELSE ITS GONNA GOMCE TO TAKE HIM NO ODONT TAKE HIM PLEASE
>>566767817Buono or Amazon
>>566767817
>>566767606yeahhe still has time if he realizes his mistake
>>566751793is this the real stinky vinegary girlyfeets poster? i thought they exiled themselves...
Gold City feet in my mouth
coal shitty
>>566767470Wishing you good luck in this CM buonoanon
Is it better to do the JpnCup first or Mile Champ in the second year?Then I assume the opposite next time?
>>566768506Mile on classic, Japan Cup on senior
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>566767470You should get Red shift for next CM
>>566768506Danchou here. You should be doing Japan Cup both times, and remember to use your glowsticks.
THE NEXT CHARACTER POSTED BELOW is "Gold City feet in my mouth" anon's official wife
CURREN GAVE ME HIV
Do you prefer the old or current outfits?
shit whites and no groundwork....
nishino flower is a tensai (genius)! as in 10-sai (10 year old)
>>566768981the Curren in question
>>566768981Stop looking at Curren
>>566769080Yeah she'd fucking sexy
uhhh weirdo? you're a freak? what? ewww. get away. now! I WILL call them, don't test me. fucking freak, bitch, scum. MAN! MANT! fucking MANT! loser. stalker FREAK! just stop... stop... STOP YOU'RE WEIRDING ME OUT! gosh, men... MANT I SWEAR... phew... gosh I might just call them anyway. we don't like you, freak. faggot. faggot bitch, yeah you're weird. deal with it. okay? I don't care? holy shit just... stop? the way you walk is just... ICK, what an ICK you are. holy fuck. disgusting, foul, man creature. HATE men, god. putrid. just... GOD! you make me want... to FUCKING KILL YOU
>>566767404>>566767474>>566767527Okay so i'll drop Bourbon for different Wit.Is Riko better than Creek? I got no other gold stam card unless just taking a few white stams is fine?>No Groundwork this run aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
>>566769246would ai say this (I don't play JP)
>>566769246What's her weakness?
DON'T OPEN
>>566769246Hot.
>>566768209THERE WAS NEVER ONLY ONE. I'm not him, but that post inspired me to do a little imitation.
>>566769415some good cock TO MAKE HER SHUT HTE FUCK UP
>>566767470wishing you luck buonobro. personally i can't get a decent oshi ace to save my life. if medium S comes through, her skill chains don't. it's a curse...
>>566768561GET BACK IN THE POOL
>>566769591understandabnel, that's my weakness too
>>566769246she says all of this before I cum inside
I'm depressed can you guys give me an uma wife
>>566769843kingu
>>566769843Myself
>>566769843She will fix you, whether you like it or not.
>>566769778ikr just someone to be fUCKING crazy over
>>566769843Harp Rhythm
>>566769970>beautifulgroove.jpg>drawing is ugly as sinwhat did he mean by this
How often do you shave your pubes
I was Ai-chan's biggest fan even before she was a triple tiara or turned into a Umamusume but nobody believes me now that she is popular
>>566769843Hi depression!I'm>
/uma/ party when?
>>566770096I just clip with scissors every few months.
>>566769843
I have never shaved my pubes, pits, ass, chest, or anything else below my head
>>566768981Many are saying this
They're cheering like it's a festival out there...
>>566770109I believe you
>>566770091Some of you people have the stupidest eyes on earth.
>>566770225Teio bro
>>566768981Men are saying this
According to the umulator she has 90% spurt and survival rate. Do you guys think this is good enough... I even got her the budget version of FCM... Creek just didn't come home.
>>566770096I don't but I should it's uncomfortable to get some hairs stuck to my urethra>>566770225Does curren like hairy urethras?
>This is the first shopVery cool Tazuna
>>566770360Imnotlaughing.jpg
Would Arima of the Arima Kinen approve of all this??
Tsuru gets it done!
Newbie looking for a clan, if there are any casual clans to ohayo daily to 212107384030
>>566770470WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
>>566770497Ok this is awesome I love AI (as in slop)
https://x.com/lex65795866/status/2054045779204125071?s=20
>>566766017fair>>566767297it looks the nicest and softest too
>>566770612
>>566770518Sent
>>566770360you could at least buy a white rec...
>>566770612good thing it's a small ramp up over time or else this would be a little too much
>>566770518>clan>nikker
>>566770612The amount of skills they use is fucking ridiculous, and those zenkais are terrifyingIf I ever lose to one of those I might nuke my acc
>>566770612https://youtu.be/9Nqjz5R8LrU
>>566768871this is what trainer should be saying
>>566761349
>>566770571It means I'm laughing
>do 1 run>get thiseasy A finals
>>566770518NEWCUTIE SMOOCHDANCHOU WAKE UP I WANT THIS ONE
>>566770224
How much longer...How much longer do we have to deal with MANT
>>566770612are they cheating or do umas get 50+ skills in jp
https://poal.me/vpzwwqhttps://poal.me/vpzwwqhttps://poal.me/vpzwwqTime to settle this.
>>566770518Woah, a nikke newcutie
JRA Victoria Mile promotional videohttps://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2054109848321810801?s=20
I just came
>>566770950AIIIEEE IT WAS ONLY A LITTLE TEA
>>566769843Whenever im depressed i think about this and it makes everything hurt just a bit more.
>>566770497>no panties visiblethis is why i hate hate hate ai slop
So how would you rare my current collection of SSR gacha supports?
Uma has ruined me, I can't get a stiffy anymore unless it is uma lewds...
>>566771054around 50 days
>/uma/ hates Yuri>Loves posting about each other's cocksI'm starting to think you guys are just gay
>>566771062iirc average run in the current scenario gets you 8k skill points
>>566771117I really need to see my umas in casual outfit in the home screen
>>566771191SolidDo you have a main style in mind for the future?
>>566771208>we are barely halfway through MANT
>>566771168umazing, true love is real
>>566771001ok but why are you laughing... please bwo i need feedback,,,,
>>566771030Aren't we all?
Admire Vega cosplay blowjobhttps://x.com/gonmata_umsk/status/2048930142052053022
>>566771336
>>566767458around mares, stay awares...
>>566771168now this is a true good ending
>>566771336gross
>>566771306I would say probably Pace or Late?Im still pretty unsure how to focus because I just like to pick random characters all the time.
>>566771191way better than mine
>>566771172Some versions were generated with the skirt flying up and showing whatever underwear the AI imagined this character might be wearing, but they had other errors that were not worth fixing.
>>566771434THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>566771497sliding down legs spread (no panties) and landing right on my dick
Sorry danchud but I'm just nyot going to do my mant runs the rules only say one career every three days and if that's a mcqueen career in ura then I'm fine with that
>>566771336Why are we posting blacks
>>566771548Really isMarvy is a sweetheart
>>566770612i can feel the phone lag with all those skills
>>566771238scenario issue
>>566769438this is not sexy
>>566771567Go herehttps://gametora.com/umamusume/charactersPick upcoming charactersPick out 5-10 characters you think look cool
>>566771664I wonder how umas feel when they get informed about the slide choreography the day before their race starts
>>566771062yes, they do get around 40 skills. after project L'ARC the powercreep moved on from higher and higher stat caps to ridiculous amount of SP. it's normal for supports to give out 2 golds nowadays
Are we gayer than /xivg/?
>>566770096I trim when it gets sweaty
>>566771635>>566771168why is marvy talking about wanting to live? please dont tell me theres a suicide subplot in her career
>>566771739Umas aren't real so they don't actually feel anything
>>566771434finemotion IRL
>>566771168>love marvey>want marvey>see marvey's skills>so bad she's unusable even with the best deck my f2p ass could ever get>realize that if i get her i'll only have her as box cheerleader which she wouldn't like >and if i ever try to compete with her she'll lose and i might literally kill myself if i see her 9th place defeated expression>my best course of action is to never get her and be miserable because i'll never play with my wifeSo this is what Rama and Sita feel...
>>566771168>>566771635>marvelous sunday is literally just thiskinda funny
>>566771624Black people are too cool
>>566771664I’d take a photo and hang it in the middle of the office
>>566771768aside from the retard who actually posted his dick I think most of it is a joke. /xivg/ is an actual shithole, so they're gayer
>>566771951Nobody says this.
>>566771919Marv Sunday is Late Surger core, thoughever
>>566772034Michael Tosen says that
>>566771076
>>566771919Marvey's ult is a staple inherit for lates so it must be good. And she has NSM and gold eagerHow is that bad?
>>566771635extremely cute
>>566771238Starting!?
>>566771902
>>566771919Surely she has better alts?
>follow a hot Uma cosplayer that just posted sleeping satono Diamond thighs >she followed me back 0-0
>>566772164Not just Gold EagerHer evolution increases the duration and removes the distance restriction
>>566771768guess that depends what you think is gayer. ERPing tranners gooning their glickles together behind female au'ra avatars, or old men using uma avatars to """ironically""" post their cocks and talk about having an /uma/ bf
>>566771742Sounds like a good point to quit.
>>566771054People keep saying 50 days I guess if you don't plan to make parents because GL is trash for that
>>566772315And this retard says she's bad when she's probably one of the best late surger when she gets released
>>566772296>she
>>566772296show her your plat collection champ
>>566772269jesus fucking christ. NEVER look into the horse lore for your favorite umas.
Every night at 9:47 AM, the same thread. >where the fuck is that NTRfag? >still seething in his club discord? >lmao he probably killed himself after I outed him for the 47th time. Schizo refreshed the thread again. No (You)s from the usual NTRfag. No seething walls of text defending his degenerate fetish. Nothing. Just silence. It had been three days. At first, Schizo felt victorious. He had finally bullied the faggot off the board. Every time NTRfag tried to post his BBB, Schizo was there calling him out, quoting his old posts, making fun of his typing style, his waifu choices. He had chased him like a rabid dog. But now the hunt was over. And the hunter felt... empty. >guys I actually miss that retarded NTRfag >board feels dead without him >no one else seethes as perfectly as he did He told himself it was just boredom. That he only wanted new material to shit on. But deep down he knew the truth. He missed the attention. He missed the ritual. He missed seeing that specific poster light up the threads. One night he made a thread titled "NTRfag, if you're still here, come back." Only three replies. All of them was his own. He started saving screenshots of their old arguments. At 11 AM he'd scroll through months of raging exchanges like a maiden reading old love letters. Sometimes he'd whisper to his monitor:"You were such a fucking faggot... but you were my faggot." He began posting in threads where NTRfag used to reply, like leaving flowers on a grave. >remember when this faggot posts his basic blonde bitch >kek what a retard >he doesn't even play the game The other anons started noticing. >Bro... you're not beating the allegations >Schizo is acting like a yandere ex-girlfriend But Schizo didn't care anymore. He just kept posting. Because somewhere out there, that pathetic NTRfag was probably still breathing. Still touching grass. Still living without him. And that hurt more than any lost argument ever could.
>>566772451AnonWhat did you mean by this? There’s no goddamn way that’s a guy
>>566772481nyo
>>566772553
>>566771076>>566772159>50+% of Uma is gays and women
>>566771691I got this list here already.Not counting alts.Which one of them for sure being Wedding Curren.
do you guys actually miss unity and losing to this randomly
>>566772553was the schizo the real /uma/ bf after all?
>>566772296The algo reached a point where I don't even need to ask for sauce, I just scroll and Shiraoki-sama provides.That's a dude, right?
>>566772649Yeah, kind of.
>>566772353We had every CM except Dirt during MANT. Just reuse Parents, nobody hates themselves enough to build Parents for every single CM
>>566772649No but I do miss 20min runs
>>566772627
>>566772649as opposed as doing it 30 times in mant?
>>566772649Hell no.
>>566772741We just got like 3 new inherits and new skills but you do you
>>566772635>stared at the security camera all dayok thats legitimately weird
>>566772718>>566772790DONT TELL ME THE COSPLAYER IS A DUDE
ExcelUma (588536995) is looking for trainers who are after a laid-back club that doesn't have many requirements or fan quotas. Those who are interested in Open CM or simply are busy with the KV-8 event are welcome too
>>566772649nyo. Losing with an S team against Riko and killing your high roll run instantly because "no NSM for you lol. Clocks? No, go kys" is more cancer than anything in MANT
>>566772649Absolutely not. Refrain from reminding me of that shit scenario.
>>566772641You have more Paces than LatesGo through your must-rolls and wishlist and look through their kits and see if you can further put them into further tiers by how fun they look to train
>>566772649I hated unity during first weeks because didn't get it but at least it was much less time consuming and I didn't depend of clocksI still prefer URA, that shit is so comfy after doing some MANT run, still do them when there is some shit race event where you need to do some random ass dirt/sprint/mile race
>>566772627>face hidden>hands covered>no curves>no tits>no asshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uj5XMBDpfc
my uma gf
>>566772967No one was getting NSM back then, bro.You didn't need it.
>>566772837Ok faggot you build parents for each CM and I'll reuse old parents and still get more plats than you
>>566772925OkayThe cosplayer isn't a dude
>>566772627It does look like a guy
>>566773129Wow anon has more than 10 plats, he is so cool
>>566773107
>>566773063Is there not just a vibe option?I dont except to be top tier since im just f2p and wont be able to always get the newest strongest cards. But I will at least save for all the Umas I want.
>>566772649hell no that shit was boring as fuck and the team management mechanic was useless, you could go the entire run without ever seeing a blueball in the stat you needed
>>566773129that's nice honey. If you just want a shiny title just play Xoguri and rotate between Bourbon/Maru or two debuffers.
>>566772649i miss how short it was. i dont miss throwing my phone across the room because my dogshit teams jobbed to riko. also it made me sad never using fuku's team name.
>>566773101>>566773147>>566773154Nyo…..
AAAAAAAAAAA IM SO NERVOUS SOMEONE HOST A ROOM
>>566772925>@Yayo03062147>女装や緊縛好き、同じ趣味の方や縛ってみたい方は気軽に声をかけてください フォローは基本返します(いいね専やよくわからない場合は悩みます) >今サーチバン中のようなので、画像は@yayo21470314>のほうであげています
>>566772627those are a man's thighs. that bony ass? the hairs? bro you're letting your mind insert the anime girl version of Dia into this photo. wake up brother WAKE UP.
>>566773267So you're tryharding with parents and you don't even care about plats. I didn't think people as retarded as you existed.
>>566772164>>566772164>>566772446>check jp sites today and from the time she's released>literally no one recommends her as runner or parent>le best parent and surgerThis gaslighting is pathetic and no one is gonna believe it>>566772289She has and it's worse than the original which is at least Tosen Jordan tier, the other one has seen no use since release lol
>>566773242Nopers.This game isn’t designed to let you both take it easy and not spend.https://umacaratcalculator.com/Make a pull plan.
>>566773461>>566773461>>566773461>>566773461
>>566773125What are you talking about every scrub had NSM on them it's the only reason we didn't get the original meta everyone else suffered thru
>>566773343If any /uma/dacchi is interested in shibari and wants to try tying someone up I'm in mambo just so you know where you find me
>>566773343oh no no no no NO NO NO NO
>>566772926I saw your blunder
>>566773343Fuck I’ve been bamboozled
>>566773529M A M B O
>>566772649so true sis. anyway on my way to glue a 50 minute run because i randomly lost a single g1
>>566772627https://youtu.be/Mw_nKdTpsNI
>>566773343>@Yayo03062147>I enjoy cross-dressing and bondage. If you share these interests—or if you'd like to try tying me up—please feel free to reach out! I generally follow back (though I might hesitate if your account is "likes-only" or if I can't quite figure out what it's about).>It seems I'm currently under a "search ban," so I'm posting my images over at: @yayo21470314>>566772925 Just rizz up the Japanese femboy sub. Next time you go to japan you can have hot cosplay sex with his boyhole.
>>566772925https://x.com/yayo21470314/status/2050582763234107527
>>566772627There's no way someone that cute could be a girl
ALL MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DISTINGUISH THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRAPS AND WOMEN! BUT THE MOMENT ITS AN UMA COSPLAY I SUDDENLY GO FULL RETARD! FUCK
>>566763736Pokke
>>566773831>>566773870heh anon wanted to fuck a GUY!!! he is gay!!!!!!!!!!
>>566772925THAT'S A MAN, BABYA MAN
>>566773429I saw Seriru recommend her for Arima alongside Laurel and NY Dia
>>566768127maybe ill waifu amazonbut her stat growth and usability kinda....
>>566752584Mejiro "Gorilla Grip" Palmer.
