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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)
Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm
Current Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week
>Schedule
05/07 - New Legend Races
05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)
05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/2400
05/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)
05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event
05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)
05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro Ardan
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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I'm sleepy bros
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>>566775448
cute and wholesome
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>>566775206
>You’re pretty much evenly split, is the issue
Which is why i've been racking my brain over how to focus my support cards.

I think Pace is my best focus. Maybe a little into Lates.
My Front runners can just suffer.
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>>566775428
I settle for picking 2 of pink/blue/white sparks being good. I do like having at least 1 late pink for Jordan/Doto.
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>>566775625
Please explain
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Bue
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>>566775625
It's fucking umazing
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What the fuck just happened
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>>566775753
see >>566775763
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Testo
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>>>>>>>>>>>
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Thread Genocide
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Where'd all the posts go
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What's with that chain lightning
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>mass deleted
I knew it this general is just one guy
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uhhh... b-bros? what's going on
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I'm scared, someone give me a kiss
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Where was this mass destruction during the ntrfag & schizo war
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>EVERYTHING DELETED
w-what
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kono powa
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>/uma/ is just me and one other guy
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ummm... why?
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did a new janny discover that he works for free and decided to clean the place up in revenge?
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what the FUCK
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That's right, it was just me and my 13 tulpas the entire time!
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>pseudo sticky
we did it /uma/!
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nothing happened
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>>566775976
I'll give you death.
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domain expansion
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Did I live
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>MANT so bad it literally kills the thread too
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https://youtu.be/5lrseDtxX_E
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>>566775979
The big guy has been hibernating and just woke up to a backlog of 3000 reported posts in /uma/, he just couldn't take it
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>>566773129
did this retard ever post plat count
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UH OH MEIDO MELTY
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I got a question regarding the Pokke speed card that's coming out next year. I know that Pasa is only like 3 months after with our schedule and that she's more important, but do you not just run both if you're a late main? Or is she not enough of an upgrade to justify rolling to speed cards to mlb within that short of a time frame
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Uhhh, Hello?
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what the...
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>DELETED
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>the first half of the thread just got snapped
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>>566776232
toxo
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>>566776168
she's whalebait, you borrow her instead of rolling for her
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciL7OKWSu10
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>>566775979
Those two are the same person bwo
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>it keeps happening
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>the thread was mass deleted
What just happened?
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that's going in my cringe compilation
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>>566776168
pigs will run both. not sure the average player can afford to mlb them back to back
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why did it all get deleted
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MY BREAD IS GONE
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im scared
someone please hug me
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>>566776082
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Good evening bros
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>>566776463
which uma would have a bug collection
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>>566776453
Mod didn't like Rice Shower hanging out with Terry Bogard.
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What the fuck just happened
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>>566776539
yeppers
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>>566775867
smooching Chrono Genesis without permission while I cum in her umanko raw on a dangerous day
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Janny is engagement farming to boosts /vg/'s posts per hour
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>>566776516
Howdy

>>566776576
>Wallflower trainer and stacy uma
They really should get married already
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>>566776453
i dunno
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>>566776576
I like her voice a lot.
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>>566776576
>queen
>lord
Get married already!
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>>566776745
Sex with cafe would be the most intimate and carnal event to be had. Silence except for the sounds of body against body, cafe’s exhaling hard because of having finished a race minutes before and having her trainer thrust into her from behind
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i demand a 6000 apolocaret donation in my umailbox from the meidos as well as a naked dogeza post with the old red mod text under it saying USER WAS SHAMED FOR THIS POST
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Why was my Suzuka post deleted?
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I just got a really really bad idea
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>>566776449
I actually will have a bunch saved up just from not rolling for many umas or cards until then so I could afford to MLB both of them. I was thinking of grabbing Cafe wit though since I know that lose yourself is mandatory on longs and that card has more longevity than Pokke (who will be replaced by Duramente/SiL)
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>>566775737
Next hit should be Tachyon/Light Hello for sure. Budget 400-600 pulls there
Do you have a good SSR Wit? If not, pull on Brian Power/Air Groove Wit
Brian is a good Pace/Late Power Card, and Air Groove is a good Late Surger Wit Card. Good banner if you’re newer and have few cards.
Then Ramonu. 400 pulls, at least. MLB her.
You can save 200 pulls for Ancestors and Guides if you want.
Then Pasa Speed. 400-600 pulls.
McQueen Wit will be a must pull for you. 400 pulls.
Do you have Creek? If not, roll on Sounds of Earth.
Duramente/Diamond Wit is a Late Surger banner, and a very strong. Consider carefully whether you want to pull on it, since Orfevre anni banner is coming after that.
Can’t be asked to go further, ask later if you need more help
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If they doubled the jannies salary this wouldn’t have happened
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>>566776995
EoS (End of Suzuka) is coming
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>>566776995
Nearly everything got deleted bwo
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>>566777154
but anon its not even close to autumn...
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What the fuck happened half the thread got nuked
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>>566776996
Run her as End G and create the most brainlet Jordan
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>>566776516
There you are, I thought it smelled like tea in here
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Uma feet!
I won't be silenced
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>>566777084
cafe is a borrow for long. You'll be using dia wit
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>>566777246
They decided to move it up to an early time of the year
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>MAYBE THIS TIME ILL ACTUALLY GET MY SUPPORT CARD EVENTS
>turn passes
>spooked by power bourbon event
>turn passes
>spooked by rare tazuna mood up
>turn passes
>spooked by nakayama festa ssr event chain

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>566776453
Thread got too heterosexual and healthy
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Stego cute.
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>>566777154
Don't say such things.
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>>566777486
agree
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Give me a (You) or I rape Daisca.
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>>566776924
Curren and Rice should be here instead of Opera and McQueen
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Stegosexo
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>>566777486
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We should eat Biwa
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now that's a smart d00ber
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>>566777486
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Stego mentioned.
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>>566777673
Her head is too big
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Why does nobody ever talk about Air Groove SR? It's not bad.
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>>566777773
Shh, that's the secret strat no one must know
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>>566777736
I look like this
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>>566777736
I love my beautiful wife
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>>566777564
>4
EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE!
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>>566777773
What's the use case?
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>>566777486
>>566777637
>>566777656
>>566777726
Stego bros, you won. Just don't be annoying about it.
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>>566777773
The -20 energy cums at the worse possible time every run.
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>>566777736
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>>566777849
>>566777736
Meant to post my selfie
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This is how much effort I put into CM13.
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>>566777773
Gutsslop
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>>566777773
everyone was using it for groundwork cope ages ago. now we have so many free guts SSRs i think its just been outshined, although when it comes to those free cards i wouldnt be surprised if it was actually better.
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>>566777881
Gooots decks
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>>566777916
People use NTR speed and she mugs you for 30 energy
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>>566777486
>>566777637
This artist had more right?
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>>566777716
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>>566778007
Mambro?
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Borgar.
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>>566778060
just this
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>>566777296
I mean I was planning on pulling on the Dia/Dura banner too, yeah. I just checked and the timeline doesnt show too many long CMs, though at some point in the future it doesnt show any cms at all. I just feel like I'll get more milage out of that cafe wit long term than a speed card I'll drop in 5 months but I may be wrong
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>>566778048
That card would blow chunks even if it was a +30 energy event.
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>>566778060
this one
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Rice cooker bwos, I wasn't familiar with your game, this thing really is awesome
After one week, I can safely say this is on Air Fryer level of usefulness, thank you for making me stop being a faggot and advising me to buy one
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>>566778195
>>566778430
Good enough
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>>566778443
I love both my air fryer and my rice cooker they're so handy
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>>566778443
nice
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probably my fault ngl
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>>566778194
Cute Burgey
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>>566778443
air fryers are dogshit but rice cookers? genuinely life changing yeah.
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>>566778563
Rice*
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I love Rice
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>>566778443
Maybe I should buy a rice cooker…
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>>566778656
naisu raisu
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>>566778151
How club's name is not important.
What's important is what I'm going to do.
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cooking Rice's insides up
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ive never played any other gachas. is it normal that communication in-game is so hard? club chat is hyper restricted and there's no player->player messaging system at all.
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>>566778443
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gays not welcome
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>>566778656
cheese
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Can you fucking losers go touch grass?
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Stop giving me wit items. You know Jordan can't read. That's MAD disrespectful.
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>>566778997
wouldn't that annoy her?
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>>566778997
Touching Grass Wonder's big butt
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Just got my first SS rank
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>>566778443
shut the fuck up rice cooker shill
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>>566779029
anon someone already did the "lore accurate tosen jordan" bit. youre late. stop. this is cringe. youre making everyone in the thread upset and the meidos are going to nuke it again.
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>>566778997
I don't like her like that, though.
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>>566778997
Spent seven hours hanging with friends yesterday.
My social batteries need recharging
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Ok I already bought all the golds and uniques I needed, now I'm stunlocked
I only have 334 sp, and my usable options or at least what I assume are good options to buy are
>ramp up - 153
>outer swell - 144
>late surger corners - 104
>late surger savvy - 99
>take the chance - 128
>radiant stat - 180
I'm runing a late surger for this cm and this might be it I don't want to use my brain and pick bad skills again
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>>566778792
Rice in estrus! RICE IN ESTRUS!
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>>566778997
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>>566779118
It isn't just lore accurate. I bought the items and then this happened right afterwards.
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>>566779105
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>>566778921
bwo??
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>>566778997
Guys DONT touch grass
Grass WILL touch back
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>>566779101
This artist has a way to make already sexy brats even sexier and brattier
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>>566779131
Corners, Savvy, Chance
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>>566778997
I don't want to get hurt though...
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>>566779118
toesen whoredan
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>>566779131
You already bricked yourself buying Glittering star
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>>566778997
I'm still at work.
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>>566778997
umm is getting late... can't go sorry
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>>566779131
outer swell will likely do nothing (will just get eaten up by accel phase)
savvy is a meme
take the chance is a phase_random (ie dogshit)
corners and then your choice of ramp up or radiant star. Idk why you would take glittering though if you didnt plan on taking radiant
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>>566778997
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>>566778921
>>566779278
Considering the gender split of /uma/, we are still facing a massive supply and demand issue here either way
https://poal.me/aoytf2
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>>566778997
On it
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>>566779105
I took a golden shower on you rn
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>4 dominators
fuck you NERDS
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>>566779280
Grass Wonder squeezes my butt when nobody's liking and rims me at night
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>>566779131
corners, take the chance, savvy
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>>566776516
sup
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>>566778997
on my comedown so I'd rather rope
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>>566779445
how good is slick squirt
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>>566779593
The shorter the late race the better it is, so for miles it is decent. Still a gamble accel.
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>>566779445
I'm very superstitious and whenever I don't pick glittering my late surgers and closers die on every single medium and long g1, but when I get it they either win instantly or I need a single clock at most
Thanks anon
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>>566779593
also phase_random. Both it and take the chance have a like 1/10 chance of doing something given how long the track is. They're a much better gamble on shorter ones
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>>566779131
Compared to Glittering Star, the speed effect on Radiant Star is 5x stronger, the accel effect is 3x stronger, and the stamina recovery is 7x stronger.
I'm not saying you should take Radiant Star, but you should never take Glittering unless you're going for Radiant.
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>>566779871
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>>566779871
my wife
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>>566779973
my wife
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>>566776924
LMAO
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>>566778997
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>>566779973
I dress like this
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need Grass Wonder /uma/gf
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>>566778195
>>566778430
>Goldcuck
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Why do they touch their cheeks?
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>>566780215
I do that to them so it makes them feel safe
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>>566780215
covering up the cumshots
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>>566780215
tooth pain but they don't want to go to the dentist
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touhou jordan
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Is Grass Wonder for (You)?
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>>566779871
>>566779973
Skip her birthday
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>>566780046
Your daughter? Really?
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>>566780404
I'd be an awful father if I wasn't her first lover
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>>566780346
No, she only wants Spe-chud
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>>566778443
YEP
its peak (as in oguri cap)
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>>566780302
lol theyre just like me fr
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jiggie DESUWA????????
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annoyingly warm...but also cold
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>>566780346
Yeah
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Can anybody tell me how well Oguri Cap will do in CM774? The original not the holiday one
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>>566780215
I gave them a kiss
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>>566780613
Oguri Cap (as in peak) Forma de El Dorado Armor Blanco will be quite oppressive but King Kamehameha's great great grandson King Goku will be stronger as the first Onige Runaway (new style, faster than runaway but instead of dying to low stam it gets stronger)
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Chopin
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>>566780613
You need the Uma Zi-o driver to make her viable bro. Crux is that strong for that CM.
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>>566780196
Would you really want to date someone willing to date you based on your posts on 4chan
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>>566780613
this is the deck i'm using for it but if you can free the borrow slot for something better i'd do that
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>>566780961
I'm desperate
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>>566780805
my happy family
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>>566780805
me on the right
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Anyone want to tuck me in and give me a good night kiss?
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>>566781084
>marrying a hag
Neck yourself
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>>566781028
>0 mentions to the skibidi toilet in the backrooms meets peter griffin pal card
I don't think you know the real meta bro
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>>566781183
that's whalebait
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>>566781183
i can't cap speed to 20000 with that card bwo
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Thoughts?
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>>566781028
Why didn't you buy the premium BP to get the 2 additional deck slots? You can't win B finals like that.
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>>566781178
there is nothing wrong with hags
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>>566780805
me in the morgue, far offscreen, as a pile of unidentifiable charred remains
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>>566781178
Are you a hag
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dacchis...?
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>>566781249
Should've saved, it was obvious after the Half Life 3 collab
>>566781269
Bro that's a gaslight... the diminishing returns make the 20k cap actually as valuable mathematically as 1505...
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Waifufags are so pathetic. Reminder that even your so called romance coded Ardan has a event where she is clearly put together with Chiyono as a couple.
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>>566781323
No eggs
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>>566781274
>helios agemasen'd twice
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>>566780560
does that mean you want a jiggie because there is a jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/64Rtmf
https://jiggie.fun/64Rtmf
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>>566781028
4 speed cards?
This game's balance sure went to shit after CM 581.
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>>566781274
>Conception unconfirmed
What?
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>>566781396
Still in Primary School
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>>566779131
Radiant Star, Take the Chance. ez
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>>566781489
Yes a couple that spit roast me I'm into that
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>>566780961
Yeah
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>>566781274
>bad temper
I can't believe Ruby is a bitch.
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>>566781419
on the sopranos collab I saw mlb pie o my but I thought that was just more sloptuber gaslighting. Did I actually miss out on that over the skibidi toilet pal?
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>>566781396
Still a filly
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>>566781541
I blame the Tencent-Blackrock-Soros-AOL-Time-Warner-Pepsico-Viacom-Halliburton-Skynet-Toyota-Trader-Joe's collab
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>>566781489
I love my wife
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Bamboo SUCKS
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I love how feisty Rose Showers looks in the VS. screen but I feel really bad that I keep beating her up in the races.
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>>566781549
The way it works is that after the player chooses the stallion to mate with the mare, a month needs to pass before pregnancy is confirmed. If it isn't, then the player can choose the same or a different stallion to try again
So you have a couple of statuses for broodmares
Not pregnant
unconfirmed
confirmed
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>>566781854
Looks like someone forgot to do their friendship trainings.
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>>566781489
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matikanefuCHEATkitaru
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>>566778443
Grats just remember you can lazymaxx and drop random meat and vegetables in there while you're cooking the rice.
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>>566781761
It had meta relevance up until the playable Etsuko event. Unless you also own the Ryan-my-Gossling uma you're doomed
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>>566782059
SAY GOODBYE TO EXODIA
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>>566782059
>fuku is a fraud
it's over...
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>>566782059
Shiraoki-sama promised her those wins 2000 years ago
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>>566781541
They really gave up and just added +all stats training on every scenario after the Im@s collab. Now we just have to click speed to max out wit and guts.
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>>566773461
The homies
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>>566782104
Whatever happened to Satoru Gojo’s KFC Collab alt? Is it still usable?
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>>566778443
I don't get rice cookers. Isn't the same shit just putting water and rice in a pot?
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>>566781987
Oh no not you too Fine...
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Do you guys train your Oniges on Unity or URA?
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>>566781964
She's very cute but it must be done for the precious pieces
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>>566782104
one of the three danchou's is gonna kick my ass...
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Do you guys cheat on your uma?
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>>566782239
Senior year September
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1-2-3 I pull for Paama
8-9-0 I pull for CB
4-5-6-7 I pull nothing and save myself like a good poorfag
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>>566782059
my wife is so cute
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>>566782351
im not black
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>>566782361
I had to buy the carrots in November just to get her to orange.
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>>566782385
neigha cb isn’t in the banner anymore
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>>566781489
>shoujoshit pandering event
>canon
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>>566782351
Im black so no
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>>566782540
There's still a rerun.
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>>566782573
Gold City bukkake
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>>566782351
my uma checks my phone
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>>566782212
Did you manage to farm the Senator Armstrong card? It's the way to make it viable but I couldn't get out of my pod during that time, WW 4D and all
>>566782338
You guys still have 3 danchous? Must be nice, ours got axed for trying to think of umafeet during labour hours. Fuck Cygames brain chip
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>>566782351
not my fault Tazuna is old enough to drink and my trainee isn't
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>>566782573
>Coal Shitty
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>>566782808
we're never going to have a better scenario than the armstrong series...
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>>566782351
I can't, every morning I get milked dryed enough that I can't get hard for the whole day.
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>>566782351
My girlfriend is Haru and I didn't ask to be in a relationship with her. She insisted upon it and I didn't have the heart to tell her no. We still lose every race by the way.
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https://poal.me/qolnkc
https://poal.me/qolnkc
https://poal.me/qolnkc
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>>566782925
me on the left
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>>566783064
Is the sex good at least?
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>>566783098
You can choose genders when you start the game.
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>>566782059
Hitting fuku with a fine for dumping garbage in a river
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Gold City smelted into bars and stacked neatly in a vault for later reconstitution in a far-distant future when people are more friendly to her kind
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>no multiple options or add new answer
I know you're an incendiary troon
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>>566782925
Me on the right
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>>566783098
where's the "your credit card" option?
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Why does the Uma Musume community as a whole really struggle with the idea that an uma can be both trainer heavy and yuri pandering at the same time?
Your literal first trainee is a textbook example of that.
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>>566783209
Gold City smelted into bars and stacked neatly in a vault for later reconstitution in a far-distant future feet in my mouth
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great honor
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>>566783308
My Tyrant...
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>>566783064
Making Haru feel sex and how good it is will be a good motivation for her to win races.
Do it with her once, and tell her if she win races it'll be the reward
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>>566783356
so true, they get wet when you buy carats
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>>566783064
an urara wife might not be so bad
if you dont mind doing all the cooking/housecare and everything else really...
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>>566783374
Because it MUST cater to THEM and THEM only and it surely can't cater to EVERYONE even though that's exactly what it does.
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>>566783394
Well done
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>>566783431
>tastes dick once
>wins all races
>this is her new racing outfit
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will my CM 775 deck be able to make it?
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>>566783308
Behold, the Tyrant!
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>>566783430
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>>566783374
>both
didn't you see the last ballroom event on JP
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>>566783557
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>>566778443
do people really don't know how to cook rice?
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>>566783669
>>566783430

I will let her pamper me
I will let her spoil me
I will let her feed me
I will let her clean my ears
I will suck on the pacifier
I will wear the onesie
I will drink from the baby bottle
I will play with the rattle
I will let her cradle me in her arms
I will call her mommy
I will be happy
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>>566783556
made for domination loss
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STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!
You have been visited by
OFFICER SCARLET OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISION
No arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
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>>566783608
>he rolled on the yugioh collab
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did you know you can get ug with this shit deck
i even had to cope the angle inherit
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>>566783850
I wanna cum on your tits so bad
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>>566783394
based princess enjoyer
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>>566783374
>>566783556
it stops being a character and starts to feel like a product when it has to be everything at once
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>>566783608
>yunyun
>in any cm post 732
It fell off against this bad girl unfortunately
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>>566783374
Look anon, I like yuri, but I don't engage with it besides saving art to my uma folder because in EN gacha space, yuri just invites the worst kinds of people, the kind that will harass artists because they drew something that offends them personally or the kind like the guy we have here who constantly posts bait, you know the one
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>>566783886
>pace
anon...
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>>566783850
Scarlet is number one and coolest!
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>>566783374
omnipandering is trash
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>people cook rice without a rice cooker
I'm too Asian for this general.
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>>566783850
Today is Daiwas birthday? Happy birthday.
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>>566783374
Black and white thinking is a common trait of many mental illnesses and disorders
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>>566783979
It has literally always been a product. You either turn your mind off and enjoy or just fuck off.
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>>566784016
i calculated that i'd get enough frontless pace theft to make it worth it
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>>566783816
It's very convenient, a lot comes with a scheduled time to cook automatically by that time, and you can cook various recipes in it.
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>>566782351
does getting raped by other umas count as cheating?
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>>566783816
Rice robot lets you do it trivially with a few button taps without any thought about how long this or that type takes, and it has timers to let you leave your rice sitting all day and then start cooking just in time to be ready for your meal when you get back
It's not essential but it's nice
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Dangerous umamusume.
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>>566783850
Scarlet's voice reminds me of Astolfo a little bit and it drives me crazy (in a sexual kind of way).
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>>566784078
I put unwashed Rice into a pan on the stove. The water that boils the rice also washes it. Has worked fine for the last 15 years, I see no reason to change it up.
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https://poal.me/mcp9h7
https://poal.me/mcp9h7
https://poal.me/mcp9h7
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>>566784563
I need to rape you
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>>566783979
>starts to feel like a product when it has to be everything at once
That's what it's always been. Don't let the charming writing and design confuse you into thinking Cygames won't pimp out the characters in any way possible for the $$$
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>>566783870
Yeah and?
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>>566784078
I'm going to dress you up in cosplay
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>>566783850
WHY IS DIVER SCARLET GAY?
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>>566783606
no way, no one else but me should see her umanko and umanips
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>>566784716
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>>566784527
I will now fap to scarlet
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>>566784078
Are you brown Asian
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>>566784078
Stoves have timers nowadays, it's not a literal autopilot like a rice cooker but they're still very convenient.
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sex with El but Im wearing the mask
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>cooking rice
>in a pan
>unwashed
What is wrong with you people
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>>566784757
This is the most platonic thing I've ever read.
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>>566784078
im white as snow and yet i still have a rice cooker, i also have a bidet
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>>566784757
its because scarlet needs correction and 3p with vodka
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daska tribute cumming soon
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umm guys why is daiwa gay?
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>>566784078
i thought cooking rice on stovetop was an asian thing until i met a very very angry japanese girl who called me a gigantic retard for even considering it and walked me through buying a rice cooker just so she would never have to hear me talk about it ever again. i had no idea asians were so ricecooker pilled but i guess it makes sense if you just cook gallons of it every day.
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>>566784874
you wash it before putting it in a pan or the rice cooker
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uh oh melty
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>>566784827
I need sex with Grass Wonder
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What triggered it this time?
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>>566784874
i cook the rice in a pot and then when it gets that film over the top from the rice gluten i pretend its rice's stockings
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>>566785032
>ricecooker pilled
the japs are going to die in the electro holobalooga
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>>566784826
I have to assume that the number of those in this thread is very limited because anytime I chime in about how awesome pressure cookers are there is not ONE Indian around to back me up (I am not an Indian myself but I play one in the kitchen)
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>>566785181
STOP you cannot post pics like that when they're canonically a couple. just think about their feeling!
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>>566785251
How do you play one in the kitchen? Not washing hands and touching your nuts before handling food?
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>>566785206
Cygames psyop to keep us MEN from breaking the guidelines
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>>566784946
If youre American too then you have the holy trinity
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Gold City gold in city my city
my gold
in city gold gold city
my gold my gold my beautiful gold
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>>566785359
yessir, i am
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>>566785251
Pretty sure pressure cookers are very popular in latam. You need one to cook beans.
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>rice cooker
>pressure cooker
>air fryer
>toaster
>microwave
>coffee machine
You don't need any of these. A hob and a grill/oven is all you need.
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>>566785408
Well apparently we don't have any people from there (who know how to cook) either. Case closed
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>>566785460
>no textures life
its a luxury to use an air fryer but its nice to crisp my fried chicken and watch the oil drip away (to reuse haha)
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>in source material all trainers are female
>all romance is intended as yuri
>option to play as a male is a half-assed uncanon afterthought that doesn't suit the trainer character's dialogue or behavior
your oshi is a lesbian, she doesn't love you
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>>566785032
Japs actually does NOT know how to cook a rice without a rice cooker
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>>566783816
ALL asians own a rice cooker. I can only assume you're some shade of brown that isn't SEA if you eat rice on a daily basis and don't own a rice cooker. I'm pretty sure indians prefer pressure cookers for basmati.
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I bought a double western bacon burger combo today from Carls and it was $16.
Genuinely what the fuck. I used to buy these with my grandpa when I was a kid for $6.
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>>566785605
your coupons and app deals??
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What does rice taste like? I've never had it...
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>>566785719
Rice is very closely associated with showers. So if you just taste your shower water you can get a pretty good idea of how rice tastes
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>>566783374
The culture war of present day attracts the worst kind of people.

Yurifags from like the 2000s were those people who watched CGDCT shows and loved seeing cute anime girls interact with each other.

Yurifags from modern day are those Xitter troons that constantly need to point out "OMG THEY'RE SO FUCKING GAY" for validation and are the worst kind of schizos if tried to argue with otherwise. You only need to look at the Hoyo gacha threads to see examples.
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>>566785719
delicious umanko
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This was kinda good but I messed up and took 3 white Stam skills because I forgot I took one early.
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Who's a good boyuma to cosplay as to hit on the girluma cosplayers? What boyumas do w*men yearn to be kabedon'd by?
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>>566785460
Functionally, air fryers are just extremely small convection ovens
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>>566785719
Plain white rice itself doesn't have taste so it depends on your seasoning. Oh, you meant the imouto? Like honey.
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Daiwa and Torena sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage!
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Dig here, Windy!
*unzips pants*
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>>566784527
oyakodon
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>>566786010
Didn't she orally castrate you long ago? What is there left to dig for?
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>>566785913
It doesn't?
Hm
What changes when you cook it?
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Why does Tama wear those stupid headband ribbon thing? Does she think she's Lu Bu? It genuinely looks so fucking dumb.
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Mayano should start wearing more mature clothes.
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You are a functionally useless adult if you don't cook everything exclusively over an open flame
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>>566786104
I told her she looks like Lu Bu
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>>566786104
So you let your guard down
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Japs sure love to demand morality from literally everyone, aren't they?
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>>566785460
I only own rice cooker, air fryer, and microwave, and I consider these the holy 3 of must have.
You can still cook just as fine if you want to be luxurious or cook luxurious food, but if you're just eating normal food or hungry/bored, then these 3 is enough.
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>>566786117
Only on special occasions due to PALMER's meddling
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Jesus, wtf happened in here?!
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>>566785965
her trainer is female you retard
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>>566785914
FWIW the earliest one is me shitposting. The other five is the yurischizo
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>>566785914
holy mental illness
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>>566786095
Rice is like bread. You eat it with meats and vegetables and other toppings
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While we're talking about kitchen appliances, what does everyone think about Electric Kettles?

It's been a godsend to get boiling water for coffee and tea.
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>>566786226
Because we beat it into their skulls after doing a million war crimes in ww2
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>Start this game expecting to date cute waifus
>CYGAMES: NOOO YOU CANT THEY ARE LESBIAN
why is this world such a cock
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>>566786226
Well, some do said they are, and some would have say they can'n't
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>>566785460
desu i invested in a fancy tabletop toaster oven and it does basically everything i need. easily my most used appliance next to my stand mixer. or my kitchenaid. fuck cooking goddamnit why do i have so many fucking ITEMS
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>>566786104
I originally thought she was a twintails character because of that ribbon headband thing until I took a closer look.
she's be better with twintails. Everyone's better with twintails.
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>>566785460
They save time though.
Especially pressure cookers.
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>>566786367
Why not consider a thermo pot instead. It's a lot more convenient
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>>566786453
>Expecting morality from Yurimuslims
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>>566786251
TttttttttttttttttttttTTTRACKblazerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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>>566786494
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>>566786370
should have given a third nuke
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mamboblazer
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>>566786104
Its cute
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>>566778443
Congratulations, anon! You're now an adult!
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Looks like the 2026 Preakness Stakes draw for this Saturday was released.

Great White is back after his chud-out during the Kentucky Derby. Let's see if he gets himself disqualified again.
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>>566786474
>next to my stand mixer. or my kitchenaid
Aren't those the same thing?
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>>566787076
THAT'S A BAD WORD LAISU
I NEED TO CORRECT YOU NOW LIKE AN ADULT
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hey
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>>566787348
omg a bamboo rabbi
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Is Daiwa good for CM13?
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Are you guys happy?
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hey
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>>566787394
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I just can't get med s on my last ace
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BIG CONCERT can't come soon enough
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Air Shakur sexo
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>>566787140
yeah i'm a retard when i said stand mixer i meant food processor. also i forgot the pressure cooker too FUCK
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cAn SoMeOnE pLeAsE eXpLaIn WhY cYgAmEs HaSn'T mAdE a SiNgLe UmA fOr HeTeRoSeXuAl MaLe PlAyErS? iT fEeLs WeIrD tHaT tHeY cAtEr ExClUsIvElY tO hOmOsExUaL wOmEn By MaKiNg AlL uMaS gAy
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>>566787392
If I shoot you, will blood come out?
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>>566787385
no
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>>566787490
Falco will save us!
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>>566787394
I think the closest I could put it is that I'm hollow but not miserable.
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>>566787725
just beat up rats until they drop humanity
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Am I fucked without groundwork
I do not want to do another cm13 run
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smile for the camera
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>>566787657
https://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=cAn+SoMeOnE+pLeAsE+eXpLaIn+WhY+cYgAmEs+HaSn%27T+mAdE+a+SiNgLe+UmA+fOr+HeTeRoSeXuAl+MaLe+PlAyErS%3F+iT+fEeLs+WeIrD+tHaT+tHeY+cAtEr+ExClUsIvElY+tO+hOmOsExUaL+wOmEn+By+MaKiNg+AlL+uMaS+gAy&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit
Here's your answer, brother.
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>>566787714
It would be extremely painful
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how many years do i have to wait until the first heterosexual uma releases?
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>>566787348
>>566787414
hey
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>>566787627
Big if true
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>>566787921
You're a big guy
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>>566787995
>>566787886
>>566787720
>>566787414
>>566787348
Hey.
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>>566787857
Truly we are of mice and men
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uh oh melty
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>>566788049
Based. Those little shitstains are annoying
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there's so many new Daiwa art on twitter for her birthday my dick is gonna explode
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ytlem ho hu
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NTRfag X schizo story

Every morning at 09:47 AM, the same thread.
>where the fuck is that NTRfag?
>still seething in his club discord?
>lmao he probably killed himself after I outed him for the 47th time.
Schizo refreshed the thread again. No (You)s from the usual NTRfag. No seething walls of text defending his degenerate fetish. Nothing. Just silence.
It had been three days.
At first, Schizo felt victorious. He had finally bullied the faggot off the board. Every time NTRfag tried to post his BBB, Schizo was there calling him out, quoting his old posts, making fun of his typing style, his waifu choices. He had chased him like a rabid dog.
But now the hunt was over.
And the hunter felt... empty.
>guys I actually miss that retarded NTRfag
>board feels dead without him
>no one else seethes as perfectly as he did
He told himself it was just boredom. That he only wanted new material to shit on. But deep down he knew the truth.
He missed the attention.
He missed the ritual.
He missed seeing that specific poster light up the threads.
One night he made a thread titled "NTRfag, if you're still here, come back."
Only three replies. All of them was his own.
He started saving screenshots of their old arguments. At 11 PM he'd scroll through months of raging exchanges like a maiden reading old love letters.
Sometimes he'd whisper to his monitor:"You were such a fucking faggot... but you were my faggot."
He began posting in threads where NTRfag used to reply, like leaving flowers on a grave.
>remember when this faggot posts his basic blonde bitch
>kek what a retard
>he doesn't even play the game
The other anons started noticing.
>Bro... you're not beating the allegations
>Schizo is acting like a yandere ex-girlfriend
But Schizo didn't care anymore. He just kept posting. Because somewhere out there, that pathetic NTRfag was probably still breathing. Still touching grass. Still living without him.
And that hurt more than any lost argument ever could.
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Post affectionate Helios
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>>566788039
For you
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Didn't read
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toreinas are more schizo and menhera than the trainees
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>>566788239
I'm not reading all that.
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>>566788303
What the FUCK is this
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Nigga thinks we gonna read that retard fanfic
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I asked. I cared.
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>>566788430
It's what they had coming.
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>>566787348
Yaeno Muteki impregnation
>>566787394
Yeah. I'm a little sleepy but it's too early to go to bed
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>>566788481
Please don't say that about D*ber's AO3 stories
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>>566786104
She thinks she's Labubu
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>>566788550
That's a lot of pogs
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did read. i do care. thank you for posting.
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honeyade~ honeyade~
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But who can win against Mejirooniger?
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>>566788550
>>566788626
PogChamp
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>>566788592
MY EYES
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Flat uma
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>>566788239
>Sometimes he'd whisper to his monitor:"You were such a fucking faggot... but you were my faggot."
fucking gay
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>>566788658
Oguri Cap (as in Peak) (as long as it's a medium race where she can use all of the best recoveries)
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>>566788802
ive seen flatter
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>>566788239
I don't miss the basic blonde bitch
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>>566788729
helioSEX
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>>566788407
we know ramonu
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Will some kind and patient Anon please answer me WhY cYgAmEs HaSn'T mAdE a SiNgLe UmA fOr HeTeRoSeXuAl MaLe PlAyErS? iT fEeLs WeIrD tHaT tHeY cAtEr ExClUsIvElY tO hOmOsExUaL wOmEn By MaKiNg AlL uMaS gAy
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>>566788729
>Pog Champ
That's my OC
>>566617391
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>>566788907
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>>566788871
Show us the flattest umas
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>>566788907
50 more races for mayano
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>>566788923
she looks like a retarded mob jobber
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Can this general survive another 3 months of mantblazer or will it turn into /xivg/
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>>566789058
The torenas have gone insane.
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I am Napoleon Bonaparte
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>>566788907
maya after I shove five cupcakes and some juice down her throat
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I don't want to do another mant run
Put me back in URA to do fan runs
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I think it's really cute that the mare races are all mares.
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>>566789357
URA and MANT takes the same amount of time if you're only doing fanruns
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>>566789009
ignoring the ones with unknown numbers
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Because all umas are all lesbo confirmed by cygems im trooning out and if they dont take take this gock ill cancel them on umatter
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>>566789412
no way
there's so much menuing on MANT with the fucking shop
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Yukino BITCHIN
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>>566789419
>elephant
Ganesha? Urara is indian saar?
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>for the next 2years only yuri characters with yuricentric careers, yuri stories, yuri events, and yuri homescreen lines will be released
i should just kill myself
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>>566789502
stop autistically pressing the shop anon you're only doing fanruns
buy out every reset and just play it like URA
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>marked
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>>566789532
Copano Rickey is straight tho
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added "write gay sex fanfics about anons" to the long list of things /uma/ would rather do than a single run of mant
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>>566787392
Daiwa is always good as long as you can pump her full of enough mid-race skills to fight for the lead. Her unique triggering at 50% is actually really good for stealing the lead right after pace keep ends, just like Smaru. Last CM I did pretty well with her but I also had literally everything on her. Taking the lead and groundwork, DD PP, killer tunes, escape artist, kurwature, Valentine's bourbon unique, summer Maru unique, med/front, all I was missing was falco unique. She just skill spammed her way to the lead then anglinged and finished the race on raw speed. Zero late race skills except as and her unique if it didn't pop, which is only good for defending against a last second overtake.

Medium is her time to shine since she has innate killer tunes. Other distances are going to be more card dependant.
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>>566789623
straight garbage
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>>566789509
Yeppin'
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Why is picrel the target audience of this lesbian simulator?
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>>566789436
So fucking flat
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>>566789568
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that's a new one
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>>566789660
>Daiwa is always good as long as you can pump her full
Based
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>>566789626
Hypocritical that you would rather make a list of things /uma/ would rather do than a single run of mant instead of a single run of mant
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>>566789768
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>>566789919
Umm hellooo? She is a D-Y-K-E. She will never have children with her life partner Vodka.
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>>566789971
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I can't decide who to run for cm14 outside of Taishin
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cygayms really thought mant would work for the 3rd time without any changes
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>>566790231
Just send three Taishins
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>>566790158
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I can't think of a bit to do right now please join the lobby PLEAAAAAAASE

Tokyo...
1600 meters...
NHK Mile Hai.
27350455
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>>566788658
the only time mcking lost a race was after he ran so fast he accidentally outran time and traveled to the ruined future timeline. he met Majin Goldship who had evolved her end closer style to Bad End Closer. he only escaped with his life because Perfect Tazuna (Tazuna after absorbing the holograms of the three goddesses) had been in hiding and emerged to send him back through a time portal just before she sacrificed her life. in the current timeline nobody can defeat him but also nobody knows how Goldship became corrupted...
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>>566790336
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>>566790456
We can flirt instead
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kingu love
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>>566790478
wait you mean that shit wasn't there on launch in jp?
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>>566790478
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What works good with Team Sirius & Riko combo?
This got me a SS rank Uma but I feel I can do better if I pick my cards right.
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>>566790572
Tsuru-chan
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>>566777084
>I actually will have a bunch saved up just from not rolling for many umas or cards until then
Are you not going to roll on any of the late Umas in Grand masters, like Neo Universe, Sakura Laurel, etc.
A lot of good or popular ones seem to release around that time
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>>566790456
I barely have aces for the medium CM...
how are you guys always ahead of schedule
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Thoughts about this game
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>>566790703
Tsuru toes in my mouth
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who cares for the uma anyways im here for you guys
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>>566790543
I'll flirt with you if you make a Chiyo ace for CM14 & join the lobbies
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>>566790657
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>>566790572
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>>566790860
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>>566790359
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>>566790760
There's 2 days until Round 1 you bum!!!!
You've had nearly a month...
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>>566791040
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>>566790805
i made this soundpost already last thread
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how would you respond without being mad?
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>>566790852
Bwo...
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>>566773461
mareman..
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>>566789626
>average /uma/ thread compared to the average MANT run
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>>566791215
Now we have 2 of it
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>>566791232
it was a gift from James May
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>>566791232
So as a joke, I find a new trainee
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>>566791214
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>>566787348
hey
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>>566791232
Kei car, you say...
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>>566791424
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>>566790456
The Condor Passes through the pack to grab the victory
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>>566791619
taishin sexo
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>>566791619
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>>566791619
TAISHIN SEXO
TAISHIN PREGNANCY TESTO
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>>566791797
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>>566791753
My Taishin got rushed and didn't get to proc cheer. I guess I'll need better back up plans for her.
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>>566791973
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I forgot how to build Runaways do I want them with the usual FR package of gw + ttl + dd+pp ONLY if I expect them to win or can I get by with just concentration and debuffs?
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gooning to daiwa scarlet rn any tips
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>>566792187
gn
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>>566792230
early accels + debuffs
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i havent rolled Taishin yet, but i wanna know more about her
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>>566792347
poor biwa stuck in the locker...
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>>566792230
zwo?? your unrestrained???
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>>566792391
so i'm fine with just gw package + ttl?
If I can fit another debuff by dropping ttl for early is it worth it?
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>>566791040
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>>566792640
nah, you have to take off at the start so you start building a distance with the backliners asap
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>>566792684
Context??? Hello???
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>>566773461
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>>566792107
My Pasa also got rushed if that's any consolation
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Be honest: are you actually good at vidya? Could you actually beat Taishin at vidya?
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>>566789436
>66
Flat Journey.
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>>566792858
Fightans? No
Dance? 0 chance
Strategy? I defend myself
Eroge? She's done for
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>>566792820
evil, bratty creature
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>>566792761
Ruby likes her trainer but talks/acts like an aristocrat so her trainer who is a commoner often mistakes her intentions
Rubytore on the otherhand has a massive imposter complex
He constantly thinks he isnt worthy of ruby and that he is gonna get fired (ruby would never let him leave probably)
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>>566792347
goodnight
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>>566792946
Don't call her that.
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>>566792960
Ok that actually makes for good fanfic material, of the angsty kind and I love it
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>>566792684
God I love this image
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I'm a slave to umapyoi.
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Anons what deck and parents should I use for nishino flower for CM14? I heard you need 600 guts at least so I entertained the idea of guts deck but... do they even work in mant?
Nishino flower has 15% speed and power growth so she's literally perfect for it, but I am not sure if 3 guts, 1 speed, 2 wit will manage to max speed and power...
otherwise just the good old reliable? 2 speed 2 power 2 wit with stamina and maybe guts parent?
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>>566779486
new butt sweat image... saved for next month
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i got umapyoi'd by the puppet
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>>566792858
I don't care. If I could play vidya with her, I would die happy.
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>>566793131
Please do not bully teio
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>>566793174
Just use Speed/Power sparks???
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Pick my CM14 front ace please
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>>566793174
You want FCM and professor for this CM.
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>>566793442
Ichiban!
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>>566793442
Daiwa for meta
Kitasan for kino
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>>566793442
What's your beef with Bobo bro
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>>566793090
You certainly arent the only one to think that
But others also play it as a joke
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>>566793424
uh.... you know what, you are right, I didnt really think about that, but then I need 650 stamina right
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>>566793442
>Using Fronts
Shameful
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>>566793563
all my parent lines have either bobo or seiun sky on them
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https://poal.me/ducdtr
https://poal.me/ducdtr
https://poal.me/ducdtr
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sweep tosho
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>>566793442
Do not censor her
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>>566792960
no wonder Helios is gunning for her, thats an excellent love triangle
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>>566793591
That's good, must be the way my brain is wired that I can't find myself writing comedy but I see the potential there
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>>566793486
forgive me for my retardation but what is FCM?
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>>566793718
Firm Course Menace, gold skill from Narita Top Road, gives +60 speed and +60 power
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>>566793606
601 is enough to get the speed boost but yes it is certainly an issue
I just gave up on that personally
Too much hassle...
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>/uma/ is pretending to like taishin again
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When the fuck do we get the affinity changes?
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>>566793385
She's just training for MANT
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Who is your favorite Pace Chaser, /uma/?
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>>566793712
i remember an image set of ruby turning down helios
rubytore then goes to comfort helios, but then they start hanging out, dating, and eventually they marry and have kids
ruby then wakes up from her dream and goes on a rampage
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>>566793775
is that really that strong? greens over more whites?
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>>566793879
>pretending
No pretending... I love that hors.
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>>566793879
I like her, I just don't have her or if I had her train her because I already married Front running
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Is there any uma that likes guys sexually?
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i've always liked wifeshin though
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>>566793948
rice showa
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>>566793879
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>>566794076
yeah, you
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>>566793879
Post the webm. You know the one.
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wifeshin
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>>566793969
Yes
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>pretending
I won't give you a (You) that easily.
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>get taishin
>train her
>read the story
>fall for her
>play her on long, medium and mile cms
>she loses them all
I failed her...
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>>566794328
haaaaawt
wood fugg
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>>566794257
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Stacked dance city
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>>566793969
No
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>>566794376
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH EXPOSED NAVEL PEROPERO TAISHIN TUMMY ITADAKIMASU PEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPERO
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>>566794376
UWAAAAAAH WHAT A CUTIE
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>>566792858
I would fuck her up in Street Fighter
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>>566794076
(You) do
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>>566794386
TAP TAP TAP
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>>566794439
>>566794296
Who is lying anons
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>>566794564
NTA overrated skill, not bad though
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>>566792492
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I hate Winning Ticket.
I seriously fucking hate her.
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>>566794682
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>>566794623
I see, I kinda get it, but my borrow slot is limited, all I have on MLB SSRs are finemo and kitasan, so I have choose carefully my borrow slot
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>>566794682
you don't really mean that
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https://poal.me/d3pxe7
https://poal.me/d3pxe7
https://poal.me/d3pxe7
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>>566794564
Expensive skill. Only buy if you have nothing available to you
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>>566794564
>>566794623
less useful for a mile track
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>>566792858
I hope she understands RTS games quickly. She is not ready for the Red Alert 3 Corona Mod that massively soups up units on the ground, air, and sea.
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>>566794770
Thot daughter to oyakodon
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>>566794762
It's not worth a borrow slot if you really need something else
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You're all disgusting. Now post your cocks already.
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>>566794770
Gay /uma/ son, but only if he's the top
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>>566794812
>RTS games
She's not into gramps
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Important question boomers.
What Warcraft III race did you play?
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>>566794919
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urara would do this
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>>566794940
no one actually liked the base wc3 nigga, we were all on custom games
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>>566794937
every young high school girl is into men 2-3x their age, sorry I don't make the rules
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>>566794564
great skill always buy
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>>566794940
Naga
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>>566794940
Elemental TD
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>>566794940
i was EXTREMELY into night elves. however i completely fucking sucked at them and gave up on comp wc3 and devolved into a custom game lobby chimpanzee.
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>>566794470
fite me. I will defend Taishin.
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>>566794940
I'm an honorable Human, because I played the most honest race in broodwar (Terran)
I didn't play base wc3 for long because I thought heroes were gay
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>>566794804
Power is always useful on a mile track.
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>>566794940
Orc
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If you were an Orc player that used Blademaster you deserve to get lynched.
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>>566795159
So you can get firm conditions instead
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>>566793959
You mean this goofy little set
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106981993
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>>566794940
I’m not that old. I vaguely remember playing Quake Arena when I was a child
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>>566794940
I played Starcraft instead and mained Protoss
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>>566795234
ntr firm cunt
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>>566795225
I remember getting skullfucked harder by the wolf summon hero
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>>566794940
protoss
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>>566794940
Human Alliance in melee. Also I was a Terran player in SC1, Zerg player in SC2.

pos1 player in Dota-Allstars and Dota 2
I only play counter-strike now though as an old man
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>>566795234
Which support card gets your firm condition?
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>tfw only played sc and wc solo and never multiplayer
My only blizzard online game experience was diablo 2 and it was great but i'm too dumb to play rts against actual humans
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>medium S
>good stats
>get to arima kinen
>lose? what the fuck
>realize not a single one of my SSRs finished their events, not kitasan, not creek, not yeppers, not NTR

brehs i'm on my last legs here...
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>>566794956
urara no ecchi
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>>566792858
I don't think I can trust her with developing my minecraft world but we can start a new one
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helms deep is my favorite custom map for sc
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>>566795393
>he got to avoid the overwatch flop
Blessed ojii, keep being yourself
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Which skills would you prioritize for a Sprint Late Surger?
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>>566794940
I played warzone 2100 and totala instead,tho there is one RTS I played back them which I have a belief that it might be WIII
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>>566795628
kingu sweat
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>tfw played dota for years
>get sick of it
>start trying random TDs
>legion TD, youTD, some weird hero defense maps
>have more fun playing those with my friends than i have had playing any game before or since
>think to myself "well no matter what, at least ill always have the wc3 custom community, blizzard would never kill this"

ILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM
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>>566795536
I always thought every game after Warcraft III was extremely gay with the exception of sc2 and looks like I was right
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Oh shit.
I some how managed to win all 7 of the standard Jr year races without using any clocks with a Mile B Late Surger Tama.

I might as well just give up the run right now. There is no way I'm gonna get Medium S now.
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>>566794940
?

We all played Dota
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>>566794940
I was more of a Diablo II kind of guy so I never got too far into it beyond campaign mode.

>>566795661
W2100 was a blast on PSX.
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>>566794940
more importantly, which homm3 town did you play
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>>566795691
That's not a skill anon...
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>>566794625
If Grass Wonder got a swimsuit I would have an erection lasting at least 48 hours
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>>566795746
Nopers, I was a LoL gamer
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techies is the best hero, followed closely by weaver and then spirit breaker
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>>566795741
third rate thinking
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>>566795746
ive only played singleplayer warhammer dow....
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>>566795849
I only agree on pre rework techies, that shit was peak
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Nice to see all these blizzard rts bros
Any AoE 2 bros?
I unironically got back to the game by watching competitive and want to learn competitive because of it
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>>566795921
suicide squad attack... my beloved...
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>>566793948
Super Kuriku
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>>566795951
Falcute
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>>566794625
Grass is so cute.
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/uma/ cock my beloved
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>>566793948
Fuji
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>>566795951
my beloved Falco and her sweaty hands
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>>566793948
ryan
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>>566794919
It's customary to introduce yourself before asking someone their name, if you catch my drift.
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Wish I could remove Tosen Jordan from my account she sounds stupid
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>>566796037
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>>566794940
i only play fifa and cod with my friends...
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>>566795931
I remember playing AoE single player as a kid.
I remember liking it, but not much else.
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>>566796143
You should remove yourself too!
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I was an fps babb...
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>>566793948
Not really but apparently I'm the favorite of Fuji Kiseki because I already got base and dress off banner twice each
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>>566794956
Its always the ones you least expect
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what was everyones first ever vidya
mechwarrior 3 for me
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>>566796193
You probably have better hand eye coordination than the rest of us
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>>566795931
AoE3 is better competitively
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>>566796147
Kentucky umas are THAT cute?!
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>>566796114
Falco getting clammy hands each and every single time her trainer grabs em!

>>566796168
Speaking of grabbing id grab her tongue
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>>566795772
rampart. god homm3 was comfy...
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WHY ISNT IT MAY 18TH YET
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>>566796265
Either Megaman 4 or Mario 3
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>>566796318
What a terrible post.
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>>566796265
It was some casino game with roulette and blackjack
Not surprised I ended up here
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>>566796265
Either Pokemon Emerald or Megaman Battle Network, both on the GBA
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>>566796318
Is it? I never really got into it, might try it out again
I like AoM more
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>>566796265
my grandma had an actual atari and my family was poor as fuck so before i ever played any console i played fucking pong
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>>566796193
I was always terrible at those.
>>566796265
Tomba 1
It was in japanese, and I didn't know how to actually play it
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>>566796268
Only with a mouse and keyboard really. Also high level RTS players have extremely good mouse precision.
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>>566793948
Probably Super Creek
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>>566796265
mario allstars
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My pure untainted wife
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>>566794940
random
and zerg
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>>566796827
>>566796827
>>566796827
>>566796827
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>>566796265
Can't say for sure. There's like a dozen Atari or NES games that are possibilities and I don't even remember the names of some of them.
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>>566793948
Taiki Shuttle
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>>566794940
Night elves. I liked wrecking my friends' bases with the Moon Priestess's ult.
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>>566794940
Only nightelves at first, but from TFT onwards random.
Also, Terran in Sc1 and 2.
I'm so sad that RTS is dead now. Stormgate's failure was probably the final blow.

>>566795772
Castle, but the new towns in HotA are also fun.
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>>566796337
I would bark like that
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>>566794376
I forget they have to sing and dance at times
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>>566796265
first games i owned were hexite and pokemon blue for the gameboy
first games i played was the SMB Collection + Duck Hunt combo cartridge.
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>>566794940
Undead, but I wish Blood Elves were playable.
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>>566796865
Grass-chan makes me erect
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>>566796265
It was either Toy Story 2 or Spider-Man on the PS1, I dont remember which I played first but they were both the first games I would play.



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