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I'm watching Seabiscuit on youtube right nowhorses are cool
>>566796865i know buruma were literally outlawed but i really hope someday i can get some autistic cosplay gf who wears full cut panties under buruma and does this move for me
This thread will be boomerer
>>566796923I would Obey this Master if she told me to watch Seabiscuit on Youtube, so understandable
>>566796957Bloomers were very suspect IRL but they sure are hot
i know 1997 is zoomer tier... but my arthritis makes me feel like a boomer spiritually
this thread will be more zoomer
>Mejiro Ryan (Down the Line)>Mejiro Dober (Off the Line)what did cygames mean by this
Do not open, it’s a doxx photo of (you)
heh, my first 5*, never bought a star either seven
>>566797131the mejiros do drugs
>>566797168Oh, you!
I appreciate Grass
>G dirt>G sprint>F milei'm still gonna do it for her
2 front 1 endDoes that make sense for CM14?
>>566797168d-doushio!
Basic blonde bitch ghosted me. It's looking like another 2 ace CM.
remember to touch grass
>>566797075This kid got the FOXDIE
>>566797184Ulala!
>>566797273Performative post, no one cares about Palmer
>>566796923It's amazing how they got Tobey at the peak of his Spider-Man fame to do a horse movie
>>566796957>literally outlawedwhat?
>>566796997With Microslop in charge, I don't think Warcraft 4 is out of the question anymore, but I hate the WoW artstyle and lore so much that I wouldn't want to play it anyway.Also, with modern RTS I have a really hard time keeping an overview of the battle field. Old models and environments were so distinct and simple that it was easy, and my ojisan brain go too used to it. Sure, the new models are very detailed, but I keep mixing them up in the heat of combat.Also, child making sex and marriage with Ardan.
>>566796827They are perfect
Biwa sex. Christmas Biwa sex. Mecha Biwa sex.
>>566797273I have a pipe dream of running the gyaru squad for CM mile cup. Jordan is a big pain because she has 5 base affinity with king and I gotta j-j-j-jam all those mile sparks in there. At least Palmer has good affinities with the common front parents so it won't be as bad.
>>566797687and after that day, trainer died
>>566797687>>566797828
>>566797421she might survive since you have end stam use. People do generally forget the stam reqs for CMs are always more for pace/fr as 'hard' req (and usually still overstam)
>>566797850>>566797687>>566797828but he survived
Why does she keep doing this to me? What does she want?
>>566797850Hope she doesn't learn that I just had a burger.
>>566797828Of Snuma Snuma
>>566797850Liar!!
>>566797914Must be coldGo get her a jacket
>>566797563>microslop producing a good gameit's not x360 era anymore anon. The only useful thing they did in the last decade was gamepass and even ruined that outta greed. d4 is dogshit
>>566797865Stinko!
>>566797914maybe she's hungry?
>>566797876I'm more concerned with lack of closing speed since she doesn't have med S or Firm Menace. I don't think I have it in me to do any more attempts. At least she got one of the last couple Unity umas off my TT roster.
>>566797865what weapon does she main in MonHun?
>>566798005>>566797850Umamimi are magical. You can't hide your thumping heart, torena-san.
>>566798159
>>566798005>>566797850>>566797687Sorry Grass but I got a ningen gf
>>566798128i feel you there. Dist S is the worst thing about this game and MANt makes it so much worst. It's so stupid that distance S makes most umas glue w/o. Relatively, anyway.
>>566798005cute
Bright almost raped me.
Uma to watch YTPs with?
>>566798305Why almost?
Dist S means nothingin group B
>>566798247>being a ningen gf of an umas trainerdangerous, trainers gf should just leave him for her own safety
>>566798357Shakur
>>566798357I usually have an answer to all of these questions but this is tough doesn't seem like they'd understand it at allTaishin
>>566798184>>566798159I cannot resist Grass Wonder.
>>566798384>>566798247Trainer.........
>>566798443you owe aoi sex with because of all the iron will and stat points she's given you.
>>5667974063 fronts or bust
>>566798443Breaking: Tracen torena Aoi Kiryuin found dead in her bedroom with several naginata wounds
>>566798357Helios will find them all HILARIOUS.
>>566798441
>>566798502Noooooooo...I need an uma to save me
I think I undercooked my egg this time
ya gotta imagine, an uma using her big ears to slap your cock before/after sucking you off
>>566798443One of the select few ningens who are worthy of love.
>>566798567pumping
>>566797521well i searched about this but couldnt find any sources so maybe i was misinformed. but i thought it was illegal in japan for schools to require students to wear buruma uniforms since the 90s.
>>566798532Isn't that dumb?
>>566798184>https://youtu.be/e1yNzv-8lCIStamina training day is hard for trainers too.
>>566798554Would she? I feel zoomies and alphas don't get ytp
I will not fall for Grass Wonder propaganda.
>>566797406https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEyI7mSQJx0I don't know, just do whatever Witgod says.
>>566798653It is
>>566798567SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>566798653only if you hate winning
>>566798443i like that aoi is /fit/. even if she would get mogged by an uma in every conceivable way it's still admirable.
>>566798603Looking good. Liquid Yolk is superior anyways
>>566798670Helios thinks everything is funny.
>>566798603fuuuuuuuuuck i want those. please make me 8 of them.
>>566798772Cute too
>>566798603That's almost the perfect egg for ramen tho>>566798772She can mog other umas except those like Kawakami and alike
>>566798693But that isn't cm14.
Manhattan Cafeet!
>>566798631Okay but you are gonna have to deal with meek moving in with the two of you
>>566799027That's an added bonus on top.
>>566799015imagine the smell of those shoes
>>566799027I fail to see the problem
post the most potent propaganda of your favorite uma
>>566798642I was genuinely asking cause I had never heard of this but a youtube video on it says they were banned from schools in the 90s...interesting how they make the mares wear them in uma lol
>Marry Hayahide>Brian moves in2-for-1s are the best
>>566799027
>>566799015I see cute feetAnd I want it painted whiteNo colors anymoreI want them to turn white
>>566799157Nice putrid nails and feet cheese
>>566798603Assembled. Tried a bit of sesame oil but added a bit too much.>>566798795I'll still eat it, just not my preference. Which is weird cause I thought I went over again 7
>people are discovering the DLsite uma seiyuu ASMR againI hate Rice but damn her's was goodhttps://x.com/ship6_6070/status/2054088359673524346?s=20
>>566798567Gonna cum on that ass
>>566799168>Aoi's bulge
Dancho I'm going through some shit right now so I will be flatlining for a few days...
>>566799168The cutest, most wholesome threeway imaginable. I bet both of them will give you cute uma children too.
>>566799298IS THAT CHERRY DR PEPPER ZERO?
>>566799306wtf I have a copy of that 1st one of Rice
>>566798653why do you think it's dumb
>>566799310she's a very strong ningen, her pussy should be just as strong and bulky and puffy
>>566799368Yeah, it's the main thing I go do when I want a soda
>>566799446Won't one runaway or one good front cuck you?
>>566799410>31cmUmazing
>>566799213What umas that are a 2 for 1 deal?>>566799361>Aoi having an uma childIs it actually a thing that humans can randomly have an uma child?I thought that was just random bullshit that propagated
>>566797406Yeah that's a 16 time ChaMe top 96 winner's teamhttps://youtu.be/Uru16Hda2tc
>>566799410
>>566799306Too bad they're all SFW
>>566799298>non marinated eggs
>>566798653No 3 fronts is pretty strong because it can cuck backliners out their accels and you can hit and they can't catchup even if they do
don't fuck your trainee
>>566799560does YOUR wife have excellent hPa?
>>566798184>>566798441Grass Wonder is too vanilla for me.I want a whore on my bed
>>566799540>Is it actually a thing that humans can randomly have an uma child?Canonically uncertain afaik. I've only seen it happen in doujin stuff.
>>566799657CM14 accels aren't dependent on positioning.They will use king halo cheer and spurt.
>>566799663I will wait until she graduates
>>566799540ningen can have uma children but it's the same chance as getting a 3* spark in stamina/power with good whites, so really low
>>566799540>What umas that are a 2 for 1 deal?This is what i get for having two thoughts at the same time...Also i guess king and urara would fall into this catagory mostly because king wouldnt be able to leave urara alone
>>566799664Soft, low hPa butt...
>>566799646blind-chama...
>>566799306Suzuka asmr would go crazy if she actually used the Suzuka voice.
>>566799757>he's not affinitymaxxing his bloodline
>>566799560>>566799410How big is a hip measurement of 84?
>>566799663i will fuck my trainee
>>566799757I mean if it was gonna happen to anyone it would probably be Aoi if thats the case.
>>566799798weird larping aside, dober is so cute
>>566799663My trainee told me anal doesn't count.
Did anyone have succesful MANT runs today
>>566799869What did she mean by this?
>>566799962Grasstore...
>>566799925
>>566799925Many are saying this.
>>566800050you need to remake this gif so it doesn't loop
>>566799969I'm not doing daily MANT runs danchud
>>566799663I'm going to fuck Jordan every day until she produces a chilld with a 3 digit IQ. It could take a while but that's a risk I'm willing to take.
>>566799991I'm not completely sure. I think maybe Brian is reacting to the fact that Hayahide is being bashful about showing her belly, by pointing out that she normally shows the side of her hip through that slit and so shouldn't be worried about an exposed belly?
>>566800015
>>566799663True, trainer cock was made for ningen only
7
>>566800264>4
>>566800185
>>566800050I want to bonk her with a rolled up newspaper every time she does this.
>>566800264
>>566800185Aoi...
>>566799560why is El so based?
>>566800157
So what was up with that purge earlier
>>566800294
>>566800294sex demon...but I had to skip...
Speaking of Grasshttps://x.com/96Dai_illust/status/2054396218693046306
>>566800348I ate those posts
>>566800294>winning musume
>>566800289You're on thin ice with your ningen propaganda, Aoi. You know this kind of speech isn't tolerated at Tracen Academy.
>>566800329What's the problem?
>>566800415d-did em taste good?
>>566799969I got my first SS+ but I didn't get medium S
>>566800473
I should not have read Ines Fujin's story Now I really really want to pull her, I have 65k carats and I was going to hold but I want to SPEENNNDDDDDD
Reminder that Yeppers gave birth 12 times.
>>566800442
>>566800523I feel an aura of great danger befalling little boys should they enter this area
>>566799969nope
>>566800569she's gone though
>>566800550I need a fat uma to walk ilke this.In general, any uma suffering from slow metabolism should be fat during races.
why is catbox down again aieee
>>566799498based
>>566800630
>>566800680.........fuckI have very mixed feelings about this
>>566798025I wish they had made more D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die. It was an experience.
>>566800687
>>566799969I hit the mile S but nothing CM worthy. Bamboo guts decided to not give the gold skill every single time.
>>566799298are those thin layered things fried tofu?
>>566799869sex
>>566800819It's fineshe's too specific to make work anyway, even for an oshi pull. At least someone like dia still has a reliable ult at all times, you can always spot some nasty highroll dias in recent CMsif you want her you should just use one of her future alts (and hope you spook her base to use the base skin because it's unfathomably sexy)
>>566800148If that's the case, then Brian is totally in the wrong. Showing a slit in your clothes is worlds apart from showing a slit in your body. Brian might as well be flashing her pussy dressed like that.
Post gyarufied umas.
>>566799969mine are pretty cursed, ive had like 9 mood downs, 2x skin break, night owl, slow metab. I'd quit out (not even done a full run) but somehow I'm undefeated as Tam w/ mile C atm despite the horrid luck
>>566801214
>>566801054you only roll for her to use for parent farming fronts
>>566801214>>566801296So ugly
>>566801157I need more shakur in my life
>>566801008it's fish cakei use the korean kind that come in sheets cause theyre more convenient than the japanese ones that come in tubes
>Never broke 800k before since the first MANT TT remake>Best was 770k something>Steeled my mind to go back to class 5 for the first time since launch>picrelHoooooly fuck I'm retaininggggggmaybe next week, class 5
>>566801460let's just say there's a reason she's known as TOP CUN
>>566800294Secretly really sexy, I wanna get to the point I peel off her clothes one by one
>>566801456>no edit
i can't find gyarus attractive because they remind me of the girls that always made fun of me at school.
>>566801502just inflate your team score with gutmax Sprint/Mile/Dirt umas, anonthe higher you go, the more chance of finding another gutsfag
>>566801672you probably deserved it for being a nerd
>>566801749is gutsfagging the new witmaxxing
>>566800860I'll never forgive microsoft for cancelling scalebound. Never.
>>566801672none of the Tracen gyarus strike me as bullies
>>566800593had a baby with fine's brother pilsudski and tried with helios too
>>566800934Too much stamToo little wit
>>566801657She wouldnt... probably
balls
>>566801914in yo jaws
>>566801481I see. I like inari udon and inarizushi so I was wondering since it kinda looked like it.
>>566801460Can they do that? Just go and buy a new race outfit?
>>566801863Aware
>failed agemasen with 1k spdyeah.. i regret continuing MANT today. Shoulda just gone with an E
I'm BOOOOORRREEEEDDDDDDD
>>566801937
>>566801797Since when are you so mean, Chiyoanon. Usually you just want to kiss.
>>566801672They're actually easy to tame, you just gotta match their unusual energy with equally unusual energy.
>>566801369
>>566802024do MANT run
>>566802096That's what I'm doing
>>566802042do you think extremist yuri umas supplement scissoring with putting their ears in even with the risks involved?
>>566802079>zoomer Kill yourself
>>566802316pasa when I offer her a kale juice, a cupcake and my cock to raise her mood after 4 consecutive G1s in a parent run
>>566800593damn, girl was pumpin' 'em out
>>566801820>>566802096fine motion and finemoposters owe me sex
>36/36 winsjust
>>566802095Love that uma i do.
>>566802491
>>566801749nta but holy moly, sprint umas sucks so much in mant, some of them doesn't even have medium so can't even run tiara, so i always get barely S+ umas even with fast leaner, I don't know how some people reach UG in those conditions
>>566802491Such inspiring game design.
nice soundpost fags
>>566802053I'm the Evil Chiyoposter
>>566798159umamimi ga pin
>>566802769are you straight
>>566802832>Coal Shitty
>>566802769evil chiyoposter being likeuma gf where
>>566802832
>>566802520would you still love her if she were a japanese peasant from the 1600s?
>>566803028Kill yuritards
>>566803028
umanko
evil chiyoposter be likecontributing to the thread
>>566803049No dogshit piercings does elevate her quite a bit I must say.
>>566803231
>>566803049Yeah.But considering there werent any computers back then i dont really know what her new mental illness would be...
>>566803230
evil chiyoposter be likeovaries itchy
http://poal.me/2v2ntz
>>566802491Every time I look at my middling veteran umas and wonder why I don't parent farm seriously, I see images like this which remind me immediatelyI'll stick with Group B finals
>>566802832dumb basic bitches fr
you guys like the chiyoposter too much
>>566802984"I NEED UMANKO, NOW"
Uma&co
>>566803457he's alright and chiyo is cute to look at
do i draw or do my runs
>>566803354>>566803214Jordan is.. cute
Has yuri always been this hated on /vg/? I feel like most Anons back in the days didn't care or liked it, but I could be misremembering. Did the DEI and LGBT push in politics cause this or is it just a few schizos raging?
>>566799663but... she broke into my room...
>>566803723It's just one retard, newfriend
>>566796265can't remember if I had an n64 with star wars episode 1 racer or a gameboy color with link's awakening dx first
>>566801672Honestly same
>>566803772
*cocks gun*I am no longer asking.Tokyo 1600mNHKMile HaiJoin or...BANG67529797
>>566803673
>>566803723I'm okay with yuri but I also acknowledge it's a contentious topic because of how loaded it got in global and is easily used for shitpost fuel, so I just don't bother.
>>566803673Retards aren't cure
>>566803806chrono love
>>566803970>Retards aren't cureYou are super cute anon
>>566803772>posting Maru when his first vidya was n64Who should I post when the first game I played was Yie-Ar Kung Fu?
>>566803970>curecute*
>>566804028Gold Cutie.
>confident in my aces>Go to rooms>I am the rapedMANT is grim. I don't know how to make winners anymore. It's over.
>>566803874I don't want to go to Gensokyo... I want to go to the Umamusume world
>>566802832i love my cute gyaru hard-working wife so muchoh, and city is there too, i guess
>>566803970But aren't girls the cutest when they're almost retarded?
surely the man seething over a blue-eyed blondie is very, very white totally not well-known saar behavior at all
>>566804195No
>>566804128room is Final A+ simulator anon
>>566804089that one pic of maru crawling out of the primordial soup as a fish
hypothetically speaking, when we get ms. victoria in global, which uma or uma(s) are you going to try for them to win CM and sing it first?
i can't stop thinking about zephyr's titshow does it feel
>>566804216>brown Cringe
>>566796265technically, it was asphalt 4 on the Nokia that my Dad would let me borrow sometimesfirst proper game tho, was minecraft cracked
>>566804195
>>566803970Too many Uma stories make me sad because they have some unaddressed mental or physical condition like girl you got a learning disablity
>>566803970it's cute when she becomes very dependent on you. hell, she even says that she'll stop thinking and let you do it for her so she can race better during her senior year. or something to that effectalso>cureyes, she cured my depression
HELL OR HELLDO I ROLL THE DICE
>>566804089My first game was Bonk on the PC EngineGood times
>>566804507Don't kid yourself. You know what to do.
>>566804089Tazuna.
>>566804350[ T0 umas of that CM ] of course
>>566804507if you have a cupcake and a speed scroll, sure
>>566804507I wouldn't unless you got a bunch of cupcakes. You're on a good pace already no need to greed before summer
>>566804507speed looks grim so you gotta hit it or you're not capping
>>566804468Send them to the glue factory.>>566804485>she cured my depressionSeek help
>>566804507I would roll the dice. Then rage quit the career after failing.
>>566804592>>566804602>>566804603>>566804659>>566804559TAMA IS WAITING
>>566804507what? no.
>>566804514That was such a nice console. I used to play Parodius and Bomberman on it.
>>5668047057 you roll and it will work
>>566804705do it when the clock hits 11:20
>>566804773>>566804743>>566804712FUCK
>>566804705/uma/ will be like>how could I fail a 2% training? this twisted game needs to be resetand then be like>AWOOGA 2 rainbows at 40%? that's basically free (and got away with it)
>>566804705Roll! Do it!
I have done 300 Scarlet careers and I have not seen this "Under the Evening Star" event. Apparently it's just a regular date event. I've probably done recreation with her well over a hundred times.Also haven't seen "No More Losing" but that's no surprise. She's number one!
>>566804841I didn't get a 7 bwo...
Tosen Jordan? More like Burger Pocket, am I rite guys?
>>566804841>11:20:30oof, 30 secs short
>>566804841owari da
>>566804841You shouldn't have done that, Anon. Only gamble if you're going to win.
>>566804890Girl clothes don't have functional pockets. She's really putting it down her pants.
>>566804726Yeah it really was, i remember playing Bonk, Bomberman93, and blazing lazers off the top of my head.Had more than that but i would need to dig in my attic to see what i have.
>>566803885Kiseki works her magic again Sankyu to the participant (singular)To the rest of you...I have not forgotten my promise The day of retribution shall comeBe ready...
>>566804841Perhaps try being less poor next time?
>>566805165whorren chan the gold digger would say this
>>566804841It was senior year anyway, you need to restart
>>566805163Getting Pulse'd never feels goodThanks for hosting bwo
>>566805165>>566805281ift he curren chan NIGGER spawns again I'll do specifically NTR BBC shit of herhelp me instead to put the "stat lines" for senior so I don't get clapped by random 35%s
>>566802676Fuku cute!
>>566804890>>566805016taking a bite out of jordan's ass burger...
>>566805436Jordan has aspergers?!
>>566805504for nail polish, nyes
rawest skill name of all time because Prepared to Die got censored
>>566805576for me, it's
>>566805576Medium skill names are my favorite
I hate this dead period that happens during CM registrations. Everyone built their Aces already and almost nobody has Mile Aces yet to talk about the next CM
>>566804872Under the Evening Star is a date event with three options. Those are hard as fuck to unlock for some reason, I had to do a specific career to unlock that event
>>566805992Teio cute.
>>566805723also a very good skill name>>566805790agree, All I've Got is pretty good
>>566806046A date event? What? Like when you press recreation sometimes there's a special one?
>>566805576For me its>Lose Yourself>Gamma Ray Burst>Beyond The Ocean's Infinity>Weaving History
Sup
>>566806040would Grass help with correction sex on El or condemn her to watch while tied to the chair?
>>566805992Too trueAh1 parent runThen 4 ace runsYOU COULD EASILY MAKE A MILE ACE IN A DAYBut nooooooToo hard...
yada
>>566806334She'd forcibly hook El on bdsm and tells her next time she's a good girl she can get a taste of Trainer's dick
How do I get the Triple Crown as Palmer if I'm playing the Unity scenario?
>>566805992They need to accelerate this shit too 1 or 2 days registration should be enough
>>566806454if the uma's story doesn't let them run triple crown you just don't
>>566806159She fucks ugly bastards
>>566806398
>>566806168Yeah, it’s one of those events, every Uma has one. Just play a career where you mostly focus on recreation, and with some luck you’ll unlock it
>>5668064541. Inherit Angling2. Pump as much Speed & Stamina into her as humanly possible3. Pray
>>566806515I'm asking because I just flubbed the Satsuki Sho and came in 3rd with Ryan taking the 1st place prize. Now I feel like I let her down and allowed her demons to be validated, I can't do that to my favorite Mejiro, she MUST win and I need to see the after effects
umadacchis don't forget this quest
>>566806681san q
bwos I still have no aces...
Damn, Danon Bourbon got a fracture and will be resting for the remainder of the year…https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2054411405022155030
>>566806749just be an open league babbie and shit out 10 unity aces in an hour
Counting calories is hard
Is there an up to date skill tier spreadsheet?Trying to figure out if fighting spirit is consistent as a recovery for Xoguri or should be avoided.
>>566806806
The worst part about being a trainer at Tracen is the societal expectation that you impregnate and marry your trainee. I just want to race.
>>56680372380% of the time there aren't yuri haters in /uma/. But its gotten regularly raided since launch. They even literally samefag by starting with a bait post they can respond to. Theyre either brown or mindbroken retards that don't even understand yuri has long been a pretty straight male coded thing. These retards spend their time raging at virtue signaling fags on x/plebit w/e and (why i assume most are brown, especially any legit fag who uses tranny) can't comprehend the huge gulf of difference between yuri and some hack shwitter pushing for lgbt in whatever flavor of the month because their lives are shallow and pathetic.tl;dr: you probably like dick if you don't appreciate or at least tolerate yuri
>>566806859...just don't count them, then?
>>566806910Activates if you're 4th to 6th (or 3rd, can't remember)it's shit unless you're a late
>>566806553Im not THAT ugly...You dont have to be mean
>>566804614he did, retard. jordan gave it to him.
>>566806806that's so sad, may he recover safe and nicely, fractures in horses always make me scared
>>566805723it's my favorite, too! I got such chills when I did my first Suzuka run (loved her since 2018 since I saw her anime) back in July with a total shit deck, but when I saw this skill fire for the first time, nearly wept like a bitch.
i like riko
>>5668068065th place at the Kentucky Derby at his age is impressive honestly. He did great, hope he can get rest and recover now.
>>566805914
>>566806958It's basic fucking math. Girl = good. Girl + girl = gooder, and so on. Nice and shrimple.
>>566807186I know what you are
>>566807415Agreed
>>566806749same, see you in b finals
Does anyone have the poal time sticker on hand? I kind of need it for a post in another thread. (Catbox it please.)
>>566807387
Orange love!
knock that shit out, faggotsor we're getting banished to the containment board
>>566807495Might as well be the same thing
>>566807562
Please stop slandering Curren ahead of her banner. She doesn't deserve it.
>>566799969Got this BrianThink I'm keeping it. Fast learner and mile S. Wit is not great and guts could be better but beggars can't be choosers.
>>566807691Isn't she a slut?
>>566796265There are many potential "first games," but the first I remember properly playing was Command and Conquer: Tiberian Sun.I was 2 and my dad helped me by starting the game for me and just sitting me in his lap while I played. No, I am still not good at it 21 years later.
>>566799969Got this Taishin which should be one ace done.
>>566807687I want to eat pizza now. Its been some weeks since my last one
>>566807846Show deck and parents
>>566807904Brian and cheer halo as parents3 spd 2 wit 1 guts as my deck
>>566807792She gave birth to an illegitimate baby on a live stream.
This will be enough for this week, right?
>>566807959OK but what blue sparks and what actual cards
Tama tummy
>>566807792>meets (you) ONCE at an amusementpark as a young child>marked (you) because you helped her>a few years later she transferred to where you work as a trainer and demanded you become hersUnlikely...>>566807904Anon you cant just ask these things... ask him on a date first or something
>>566808060What exactly does an uma do to mark someone...
>>566799539curren could never
>>566806958I think it's NTRtranny and his orbiters. It always stops instantly whenever he's banned and all his posts are deleted.
Childless Dantsu...
>All my Taurus 2 parent runs roll Front pinks or 1* Guts>Try to push through anyways since at least I have Medium on the grandparents and 30% chance isn't the worst ever>Get distance S, lowroll stats thanks to speedless summers or get no acceleration skills>Get the good acceleration skills and stats, no distance S>Even get my first ever UG and it's completely useless since no Medium S and only Red Shift/Head-On and gamba Radiant Star for accels>Can't even borrow Yeppers wit for NSM to help my pace oshi win since I have to borrow CreekI swear it was easier to build for Aries Cup than this shit, whichever Cygames employee decided to not give us spark reroll for TB and make Maruzensky have crap affinity with almost everyone needs to get kicked in the balls. I'd rather fight XOguri again then deal with the front circlejerk clogging all the accel spots while cracked Lates/Ends eat me alive while being 100x easier to build
>>566808132Spray you with their scent
>>566807892what toppings??? this is important
>>566808160This is cute but also sadI want to hug Dantsu.I will probably roll for her
>>566808002
>>566808028Cheer halo you can find on Chrono it is the one with guts and speed sparks and 50+ race bonus with mile sparks.My own parent was 6 pow 2 wit.NTR Kita FM CB Fuku Yeppers (Guts)
>>566808059...needs more training
I LOVE MY PUNNY WIFE
>>566808160I will correct this!
>>566808247me on the lower middle
Look at her gooooooo
>>566808247I'm glad she finally got over her hang ups around food
>>566808187Well my top 3 pizzas (in ordee) are as follows>Tuna/olives>ham and mushrooms>spicy pepperoniMaybe I order one this weekend...
>>566807792NoFalco just says that out of jealousy
Grass wonder has kinda been growing on me lately...
I want Grass to mark me as her property
>>566808358>Look at her go>still image
>>566808537that would be plausible if we didn't literally see curren whore herself out in other stories
>>566808358Mambo!
>>566808416never had tuna w/ olives and it sounds a little strange ngl. ham and mushrooms sounds reasonable. spicy pepperoni sounds good, is that like a special type of pepperoni or with a spicy sauce or what? there's a place near me that can toss chorizo on there and that's probably my favorite.
>>566799969I had this right after waking up.
guess I'll do my last MANT run
>>566808632that was the alternate timelinenot canon
>>566808132Oh ya know
>>566808840EwI'm going to take a shower
>>566808132
>>566808696Tuna pizza is my absolute favorite by a long shot, real comfort food for me. As for the pepperoni, the sausage has to be spicy itself and greasy. No clue what kind of pepperoni they use.
How much longer until Cygames adds Lumipon?
>>566808876>he thinks a shower will unmark him
forever my kin-WHOA
Is there any uma that likes guys sexually?
>>566808887>>566808840Now I stink...
>>566808132They present you with a gift.
>>566808596better start showing off the goods then
>>566808632Fake news. Curren is sweet and wouldn't do that.
>>566808132Dont worry about itThe other trainees will understand
>>566808840>>566808887Daiwa is canonically the gayest horse. She only marks Vodka.
>>566808989wtf I love king now
Grass marking me with...
>>566802024Go play cracked games like Super Robot Wars Y and Stellar Blade. Better than burning out from Uma outside of doing 1 career a day
>>566809143Aids
>2spd>can't cap>3spd>overcap by senior yearThis shit is ASS
>>566809049What happens if I smell it in front of herMaybe even give her a little compliment
>>566809024Daisca is cuteI like umas with big hair
Daiwa only likes pussy
>>566809167He's still playing JP thougheverbeit
>>566809120>>566809237go back to your containment board
>>566809251He needs a break of the overwhelming burden that is being a fraud on the internet and pretending he's not
sniff your trainees ears
>>566808989>>566809138nsfwking https://files.catbox.moe/mt7ig4.mp4
>>566809218You have accepted the consequences.
>>566808913you should treat yourself to one, I think
>>566809237HAHAHAHAH DAIWA DORK LOOK AT HOW SILLY SHE LOOKS LEANING LIKE THATMORE LIKE NUMBER ONE LOSER LMAOOOOOO
>>566809302>Favorite scenario>Paypigged for high RB cards could be 60RB deck or more>Burnout Lmao
>>566808931>never won a raceProbably never.
>>566809370
>>566809302a wise man once said
>>566809218that's an immediate ovulation trigger
>>566809458Neigha was pumping UG umas and still lost kek
>>566808931He's not a racehorse right? He's just a media horse this point
>>566809395Eh I got left over pasta from yesterday and tomorrow I'll eat steaks with my family. Maybe on Friday
>>566808989>outfit design changes wildly with each picture in that sloppa set
>>566809370her nipples need to be FATTER
>>566809559>i don't like sloppa but let me check that set out anyway...>h-her outfit changes... this sucks...>fap fap fap>*cries in the corner*
>>566809416be nice to umamusume with unexpected growth spurts
for me is mushrooms, Italian sausages, and jalapenos
I was testing a locally run uncensored Chinese LLM and this nonsense about yuri got into my head and I ended up making the AI write a short story about Special Week accidentally having her first orgasm while thinking about Silence Suzuka.
Golf Mambo
>>566809330That's a really cute boy
>>566809302>gaslight CM2 with 1200 stamina + 2 golds and sacrifice speed>hated by leddit>downplayed Falco during her banner>used her for CM3>pushed everyone to spend all their carats for Rice Riko banner>free 100 pulls happen>went on a mini melty when Seriru said XOguri will dominate CMs>said it's not true and a tangent of gibberish melty>downplayed and didn't talk about SSR Nature that much>has her on MLB>fought against a Haru Urara oshi player on JP>lost to the NY Urara on TURF ARIMA KINEN>kept bragging about MANT>ranked it 1st on his favorite scenario>says he's best at MANT>spread the lies that groundwork is not necessary CM11>get humiliated by a VBourbon with groundwork>retried the room>lost to a S+ goldshi>lost against a member of a random SEAclub>result was used to recruit members>cheekily put a XOguri kill counter CM12>humiliated by a mid XOguri>made a video crying about CM12 results >deleted said video>now says he's burnout during MANT
im not even doing that good you assholes
>>566809486Difference is, said man has a job and isn't a little cry baby manchild
I miss my boy, he's probably snoozing now
>trainer made palmer cryTrainer you dunderhead
>>566809801>braaaap
>>566809976Love this nerd
>>566809630Morbid curiosity and did not fap or cry
Is it Tachyon hours yet?
>>566809939Grow out her hair and give her fat tits
>>566809908>>made a video crying about CM12 results I didn't know about this. Did anyone save it?
>>566810190Always
>>566809931He's also /fit/, and draws his thumbnails
>>566810190That will be next scenario
>have a bunch of images of scarlet open, ready to fap>see an image of curren with pubes, go feral and fap to that insteadI'm sorry scarlet... curren is too powerful...
>>566810190perhaps
>>566809976that one shot of Hishi Miracle stuffing her face at the beach kept me warm for many nights... fat umas are the best...
>>566810190No
>>566810190No, it's Jordan hours.
>>566810005She doesnt actually cry in that sceneIts more a... swooning i guess?https://youtu.be/eq3pJthYp3Y?list=PLPJvQrBxgdfzQnlwsYT-EH01_CpgwJooY&t=299
>>566810135
>>566810294Curren would shave
>My poaching club will be disbanded at end of month.There will be a spot open here right? 1.7m daily average here.
>>566810316
>>566810294show me the curren pubes
>>566810449DANCHOUUUU WAKE UP WAKE UP
>>566810294based, my umas better not shave
i like yuri
>>566810452I wish game uma had personalized swimsuits for summer camp
>>566810514lucky, there's a whole board for (You)
>>566810416
>>566807387Trying hard is hard, so I try hard to try hard
>>566810596Yeah but just because I also like sumo wrestling doesn't mean I can't talk about how Akebono was also a sumo wrestler name and was likely based off him here.I also like anime but I can talk about the uma anime here and not only on /a/.
any edgy fanart
>>566810431Mare Bloomers...erotic...
>>566810452this is what peak performance looks like
>>566810668kawakami suckled on THOSE!?!
>>566810710nobody talks about the anime here
>>566810802
>>566810514But do you like umas?
post something sleepy
>>566810404>Her hotsprings event is her worrying you wouldnt want to go to the hotspring with her (which is unfounded)>Later she freaks a bit because the flow of your actions and conversations make her feel like you two are living together and she starts causing a commotion because of itWhat a dorkAlso why the FUCK did they give palmer a trophy car and DIDNT give vodka a motorcycle
As a pervert who once upon a time had to satiate his carnal pleasures with clothed magazine women and slightly risque music videos Adina Howard... and Chrissy Amphlett my beloved..., uma sloppa is not the worst thing when the alternative is no uma luds even if the outfits and faces change and sometimes you get some cursed image the slopper didn't even remove and it's either cursed or hilarious
wtf i like maya now
>>566810871
>>566801824jordan is the furthest thing from it.her bff however....
>>566810906>MEJIRO Palmer got a car>Literally-who-family-redhead-carpet-muncher VodkaI wonder
>>566801047if torena licks her belly button, would she finally stop doubting herself?
sex with mares
>>566810970stupid blonde bitch
>>566801672wonder if it varies from country to country, the gyaru-like girls from my school were pretty chill and way nicer than the average Stacies
>>566811013Vodka isnt a redhead though...
>>566810217It was him complaining about the states of CM12 after he lost to a mid XOguri. How mid? Her recoveries were u=ma2, Triple 7s, Gourmand, and fighting spirit.
>Fail a 3% training pre-debut>Give up run>Start a new run>Make it to the end of junior year>Immediately fail a 4% training
>>566810190maybe
uh
>>566811137She munches redhead carpet
>>566811112idk about the other anon, but there weren't any subcultures close to gyarus in my country. so, the closest thing I associate them with are the stacies in my class. and goddamn was it annoying how they used their allure. one particular bitch managed to get me to give her my class notes frequently because of how flustered i got
>>566811215AIIIE SHIROAKI SAMA PROTECT MEEEE
>>566810810I have seen it done beforeAlso with the movies
>>566811278Roll a 7 first
>>566799213>Marry Hayahide>Brian moves in>Every day Hishi, Top Gun or some other Uma appears, challenging Brian of make her to eat vegetables It's like a chain reaction
It's funny there's not a single Satono horse named Satono Sonic
>>566811215I'M SO FUCKING SCARED
>>566810810be less obvious tourist, jeez
>>566810190it's always brown hours so technically yes
>>5668113326 and you lose your finals
>>566811360belnojones lovey dovey sekkusu when?
>>566810954I want to squeeze marvelous's tits and belly
>>566810545SMaru and SChud do keep their swimsuit on during summer
Happy birthday Daiwa Scarlet!Your present? Marriage!!
>>566811332okay now what
>>566810970wrong
>>566810352having speedread her career, i don't remember what exactly led up to her doing that hand dance in the first placeyes, it's really cute, but what's the context?
>>566799540Since umas can give birth to male ningen, it is speculated that if a guy with an uma mom or grandma fucks a ningen girl, there is a chance of the ningen giving birth to an uma.
>>566811358fat...
>>566811448shut up*punts curren doro*
>>566811379Even if you got a 7, nothing would have changed for me
>>566799758marrying kingu is a 2 for 5 actually. and no, i'm not talking about the golden gen
>>566810906>Also why the FUCK did they give palmer a trophy car and DIDNT give vodka a motorcycleYou have to get one together anon, then fulfill that one daydream she had about reenacting how her parents got together
>>566811653Explain.
>>566811664Vodka...
>>566811664>>566811773Uokka is the coolest and cutest
>>566811742there's Urara, who she feels like she basically has to mother until she matures enough lmao, never. Kawakami is also a daughter figure for her, so she'll be moving in if she wants, atleast until she finds her knight in shining armorThen, there's three future tiara umas who are kind of the same deal as Kawakami, if we're going by some of the game's future events
I didn't realize you could get carats from the red boxes. Maybe I just haven't been paying attention?
Currently last two Umamusumes without a known/confirmed roommate
>>566810906Literally every other Uma just gets a photo and a handshake for winning the URA.Why did she get a whole fucking car.
>>566811961Rudolf lives with her trainer.
>accidentally loaded up crown route instead of tiara route and didn't realize until shuka sho
>>566811961Sweepy doesn't have one yet? I thought for sure it was one of the other cunnies
>>566811559Yes.
>>566811961both are me
>>566812013Happened to me during my Nishino run. I completely forgot her long aptitude. I had her medium A
Will Speed Symboli ever be trainable or is she stuck in NPC jail forever and ever.
>>566812076Her VA is expensive
>>566811773>>566811813A massive dorkBut she is cutehttps://files.catbox.moe/k3l9iv.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/zju538.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/v3ou3m.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/7rnx0w.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/2zpl2o.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/67al57.jpg
>>566812034Back in the pool Fuku. Fat attracts bad fortune.
We LOVE dorks here <3
>>566812228Whoops missed a part in the middlehttps://files.catbox.moe/39kot8.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/k38csx.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/bvza6c.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/u2nevu.png
>>566812401>you're going with an umaYeah now fuck off ningen while I get milked by my teenage trainee in heat
>>566812228>>566812401I love Uodka, she is my late surger for this Darby cm
>have only 8 hours to finish a career before the mission expiresI'm not going to make it, bros...
>>566812021Nope, from what anons said her generation rivals haven't been added yet so Kawakami Princess took their place, tho she already has a roommate Could be not up to date>Resides on Ritto but no roommate Daring TactSamson BigSweep ToshoForever YoungRose KingdomRulershipEpiphaneia>Resides on Miho but no roommateBitter GlasseGran AlegriaLittle CoconSymboli RudolfLogotype>Lives aloneMaruzenskyMr. C.B.FuriosoLatest update is that Sakura Bakushin O and Sakura Chitose O are roommmates on MihoI forgot to mention the rule for Sweepy and Rudolf are because of being release characters, hence why no Gran Alegria, Logotype, etc
>>566812493How do human women even competeProbably luck with umas still being a minority population
>>566812228>>566812401cute
>>566812183That's part of the reason I like her so muchSawashiro is the best female seiyuu in the world. Her voice is fucking sex.
>>566812562I wish I could run her but MANT doesn't let me run umas I like.You are a stronger torena than me
>>566812704For me it's Nao Touyama
>>566809908Some of these are right though. Oguri was only dominant in 1 CM so far.
>>566812796Not him but isn't she viable for MANT?
>>566812890dumb dober
>>566812796>>566812879She can't run Arima because no Long aptituted, so that day of the year is always empty for her, there is no other race for Tiara runners that can't long, the only exception are Dirters who can do the DaishotenVodka was hard to train but she is so cool that it makes it worth it
For me it's Koshimizu Ami
I think the low cortisol tachyon meme is funny and I'm a white 30+ male
>>566811467looks more like shes about to turn around and gut you
>>566812991Dober is cuteBut she really just needs to get dicked down or something
>>566813048Who asked
>>566813120I ASKEDMYSELF
https://youtu.be/NmlrtjnK11w
>>566813059Only if she found out I cheated her with Curren-chan.
>>566812704>>566812845>>566813019for me she's not voiced in any Umamusume media
>>566812875Your leo and arima kinen bwo?
>>566812038Is this from Rim? I love his rice shower videos.
sex
>>566813212Hopefully one dayIn general, because of Shiro or Darkness?
>>566813238Oguri wasn't out for Leo and she was good on Arima but not OP. She was only OP in Aries
>>566813420I like her big personalities
>Excellent statline>Mile BI told myself after sprint I wasn't going to do this again
>>566813510Yeah!!!
>>566813420Almond pits...
>>566813212Is she still on the shit list for visiting that Japanese WW2 memorial?
>>566813731What do uma pits smell like after a race...
>>566813924Probably sweat and sports deoderant?
>>566813498nyo
i miss him so much bwos...
>>566812796run whoever you want! i want you to become the bestest toreina ever!the happiness and fulfillment of seeing your oshi beat anything that is meta is the most wonderful feeling in the worldITS!. JUST!. BUONO!dont let a game tell you how to play it have funkeep it buono bwo!
STOP POSTING AI SCHLOP
>>566813924Musky
>>566814070Schlop...
>>566813965good luck in the upcoming cm buono bro
>>566813957Even more based
>>566813538Umapyoi with Kitasan
>>566813965Woah a Bono anonGood taste!Post your Dabhy ace
>>566814105
>>566813965Never change my dacchiI will join you on this when my oshi is here in global
>>566814304thank god you're admitting that you larp about playing JP
>>566814396Who is admitting what?
I'm admitting that I want to umapyoi Kitasan.
harikitte iku~
I MISS HIM I MISS HIM I MISS HIM I MISS HIM I MISS HIM I MISS HIM I MISS HIM I MISS HIM I MISS HIM I MISS HIM
>>566814396Are you happy that your beloved is back? <3
>>566810764
I'm admitting that I want to slop over cutie Makween.
I think I'm gonna masturbate to Urara tonight
>>566814640
>>566814640Uraras trainer probably has to do her laundry for her... unless king does it instead of course.
>>566814158thank you bwo! good luck to you too!bono is my ace but im still debating which one to choose to run in the Dahby
>>566814396I bet you're blushing, squealing, smiling, and filled with happiness as you reply to your favorite poster
I'm convinced the "schizo" and the avatarfag are the same person
>>566814847That makes you a schizo too
>>566814774
>>566804468>have some unaddressed mental or physical condition like girl you got a learning disablityalso known as being a womanalso Umas are pet like so it's no susprise some of them are more horse brain than others
>>566814847you took too long
...yada
>>566814959Fire up the URA McQueen Machine
I'm brown, schizo, and 400lbs. Which uma is for (me)?
>>566814640They're all harlots...coincidence?
Here is your cm ace bwo
>>566815025Narita Top Road aka the basic blonde bitch
>>566814847He messed up in the JP thread, had a melty because of it and never posted there again. He's 100% the same person
kyaaaa more NTRfag and schizo brewing
>>566815028>Urara and Ruby>Harlots...?
>>566815079This schizo with made up stories again
I just finished watching a romcom that made me feel all fluffly inside, post something cute like pic rel so I suicidemaxx tonight
>>566814640Lilac...
>>566815079I saw when he queued the image spam on the JP thread by accident, it was funny
>NTRfag post once about cm>Schizo starts samefagging fake storiesIs it always like this?
>>566815132What made up stories? The "schizo" was copy pasting the NTR posts from here to the JP thread, then the "schizo" posted a post on the JP thread before the NTR anon posted on /uma/
>>566812562nobody asked you
>>566815125Yes
It makes me smile seeing these. I can only see these two as lovey dovey or a lover's quarrel
>>566815028Biggest Harlot is missing
>>566815247Post proof or you are a schizo too
>>566815157which one
>>566815125Urara is seducing her trainerI dont know how but i know its happening
>>566815329School Days
>>566815247NTA but I think he thought you were saying that NTRfag was posting here while simultaneously posting in JP at the same timeThat doesn't make any sense since the schizo was replying to /umajp/ posters taunting them and asking them to intervene here or whateverQuite bizarre
>>566815157
>>566815374that one only has a nice boat..........
Narita is an overpowered character who should be removed from the game THERE I SAID IT.
>>566815413Brianchads, our time has come
OH BOI LOOK AT THE TIME
If you're above 25 years of age you should stop using the internet.
NTRanon you really should start flirting with the schizo. He's a tsun at heart and just cannot be honest with himself, and all he wants is (You)
>>566815329Soredemo Ayumu wa Yosetekuru, I like when the MC doesn't blush and gets red by every interaction, this time making the girls be like that felt fresh, it checked the manga and it seems like the author drags the confesion until the last chapter, which is a shame, also poor Rin...
>>566815295Here >>566080771>>566815395That's what I'm saying the NTRfag was spamming here and JP on 2 devices and he fucked up and ended up posting on JP first.After that the schizo never spammed JP again, I wonder why.
>had to abandon this high roll because 2nd inspiration did not hit Med Sle sigh.
Falco should sit on my face
>>566815534>21
>>566815562oh I liked that one, both this and takagi san are nicechihayafuru is still my favorite and it's hard to find something better
>>566815562Rin deserved nothing.
>>566815567>on 2 devicesNobody does that bwoYou are just a schizo on a pass cooldown bwo
Have you mastered the scenario yet /uma/ ?
>>566815534>tfw 48>tfw can still the dialup tone like it was yesterday
>>566815597Metafags deserve death
>>566815567>Doesn't show anythingJust more schizos showing theirselves on each thread ig
>566815534Someone's been Andrew Tate maxxing lmao
>>566815534But how would I be able to meet JKs as an Oijsan? >>566815671Takagi san is on my to watch list but I'm not really a fan of lolisho stories, if only the boy was taller or older it would be an instant 10/10 for me.>>566815673It wasn't neccesary to keep giving her chapters to suffer
>>566815279It took ONE (1) NTR post for him to start. He may actually just be a lovesick maiden
>>566815795>It wasn't neccesary to keep giving her chapters to sufferTomboys deserve the rope.
>>566815534>have to leave the internet in 7 months
>>566815852It's okay, you can leave NOW.
>>566815849N-no don't say that...
>>5668158527 and you die in 6 months
Gn /uma/
Grown ass dudes type these posts...
>>566815028My little baby Daiwa Scarlet is a good girl and 100% not a harlot.
>>566815774What exactly are you not seeing? The guy was copy pasting the NTR posts from here and he posted a post that hadn't been posted here yet and had a melty about it.The actual schizo here that complains about NTR posts never tried to false flag as NTR as far as I know so I don't see whe he would do it on JP. I don't see why he would have stopped doing it either since his posts are not deleted so he didn't get even banned
Say something nice about Miss Paizuri McTits
>>566815549I have to admit flirting is not really my forte, it is more difficult than it seemsI've had two gfs in my entire life and both of them were the type of women that would do the first move
>>566816054>have gfsYOU CAN'T SAY THAT HE'LL GET SAD
>>566815982Oyasumi
>>566816004A grown ass dude made that gif...
Happy birthday cow wife nr.1!
Do you take advantage of the deal trainer?
>>566816004Inside every gron ass dude, lies a small kid's heart full of wonder.
>>566816054>gfsOH NO NONONNO MR.NTRFAG GET DOWN!!!
>>566816054Nothing a love can't fix. You need to flirt with him, answer back his love
So far has the jp side reached a point where it's not enough to build certain umas you want for your CMs but specific umas for a strategy?Like that pic of Ballroom Palmer, Kitasan and Halloween Maya I've seen for example, is that a specific comp and that team works ONLY with them and no permutations?
>>566816043I would like her more if she was flat like all proper ladies should be
>>566816043i sometimes get hard when it's particularly windy outside. if she is to blame, then i don't have any complaints
>>566816054Noo... Your tsun will turn yandere because you said that...
>>566816121Does it include the island getaway package?
>>566816343Mandatory with the room.
>>566816205Some racecourses have strategies that are busted like that, you are living through that already with Christmas Oguri, still it doesn't mean you cannot run your own favorites and win, this game is RNG and the metafaggot has to roll the dice same as you
>>566816021>No reference to "preloaded post">Believe another schizo without proofLack of critical thinking mr. Schizo
>>566816252flat is gross
>>566816394Sure. I've never had an island vacation before and I'm sure this will be great!
>>566816121Damn, that's like, 4 bucks.Kind of steep, if you ask me.
>>566816453Perfect.>>566816469As her trainer im sure something of a deal can be worked out.
>>566816186I just want to have fun and make peace, but I don't think he is ready for that, and I am not ready to love him beyond just peace, I think.>>566816320>
I personally ship the hishi miracle Uma&Co poster with NTRposter. The schizo has no chance.
My cousin recommended me to become a Computer Science teacher for High school.And I'm starting to consider it after finding how fucked the IT job market is...Maybe if I become a teacher for the first grades of Highschool I can find a wife...
is there a baker on the plane we may require your assistance soon
we should just jong
>>566816043>cute magic girl princessy type>wears huge ass metal horseshoe looking deco on her upper arms
>>566816395That's good then, since I want to choose some umas that can compete in multiple distances for at least a year, and I thought maybe they would be unusable without some other umas because maybe powercreep got crazy that way
>>566816549>I just want to have fun and make peace,Oh come on dude. You know the way to do that: Stop using an avatar.
>>566816440The posts before that one were all copy pasted from here within seconds.I don't get why it's so farfetched to think the guy posting NTR posts here would be the same guy posting NTR posts in JP.
>>566816395>and the metafaggot has to roll the dice same as youYeah but they're rolling different and better dice
>>566816671I machan like this.
>>566816768>>566816768>>566816768ichiban thread>>566816627you got it
>>566816597Make sure to just bait herlike in japanese mangas, and never touch them before graduation, unlike japanese mangas
I'm Chiyoposter. I'm pretending to be gay while posting off topic shit and that's my whole gimmick, but I am accepted more than the NTRposter who stays on topic and gives helpful advice.
>>566816704>Stop posting your favorite while everyone else gets to post theirsBut why?
>>566816931To make peace, like you said you wanted to do above almost everything else. Duh. God you're dense. Also, hardly anybody does the avatar thing; it isn't normal at all.
>>566816931stop lying
>>566812685Just remember: The ningen can birth umas too.
>>566815284Sex with this semen demon
