Previous: >>566816768>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
COW WIFE NUMBER 1
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>566833486Saving for Grandma wife!
Your Mile Aces?
Daiwa is canonically the gayest horse. She would not let you even touch her shadow.
Mambo!
>>5668336320/3
biwa CUTEhyde
Happy Birthday!
uokka
om nom nom
>>566833567
Digitan LOVE
>>566833567>>566833658Daiwa strictly likes pussy only. Cease your creepy head canon rape fantasies, human trash.
>>566833709ICHIBAN TANJOUBI OMEDETOUdoes anyone have the screencap where Currenslut tries to steal (You) and Daisca firmly marks her territory? Funniest shit
>>566833472I don't like tsundere characters, but god damn, Daiwa is hot.
>>566833731this guy really gets Shichi
>>566833757Imagine if the rain was a mix of pee and sperm and uma period blood
>>5668336322/3 But will have to remake them since it's gonna be a guts check cm
>>566833731I do this
I know you're supposed to not feed the troll but this fucker is one in three messages
Who are the umas that have a canonical female trainer? I know Brian and Laurel are confirmed
waheyI liked that daisca image so needed to bake with it
>>566833831>guts check CMkek, nice gaslight bwo
>>566833851hide stub
>>566833851he got a lot of attention last thread, it's why he's so excitedI ignore everything yuri-related now
>>566833913star blossom will never ever get an anime
Last Thread
>>566833785Damn this artist is a faggot and doesn't understand umamusume at all
>>566833472Daiwa love!
>>566834015>schizo sex ntrfag
>>566834015>schizo sex>againstop that
>>566834015love glug
>>566834015mambo!
>>566834015>digitan wife
>>566833987Lol
>>566834015>City hours
>>566834239Hot. I need more uma bondage...
>>566834210https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v74vH3LjSuo
>>566834015>glug daiwa
freaks.
Dumping
You are pretty much forced to give a female trainer to some umas because Creek or Maya's trainer being male in the anime would be creepy
>>566834416scareto pls let me cum on your tits
>>566834440
>>566834434
>>566834504
Bang
>>566834469I don't fucking care as long as umatore is being pushed, they can be anything they want
>>566834469Weebs live for that shit though
>>566834561
>stuck with this understammed golshit for cm13i should've honestly taken serenity over meh velos like haste, she's hauling ass in rooms when rushed doesn't come knocking
Image limit speedrun anyone?
>>566834801don't do that
>>566834801time loss
>>566834706tfw no uma wife
it took 68 replies to get to an actual post about the game
>>566833987Son...They released a Bakushin and North Flight event in the game along with the release of volume 6 of Star BlossomAfter the success of Cingray it might come sooner than you think
>>566834737This shit isn't winning any rooms Rushed or not
star flopssom
>>566834015Schizo sex
Images?
>>566834862I can only complain about not getting s mile 5 times a day
host rooms
>>566834801
>>566835031Images
>>566834862Its cow hours, get with the programm
>>566835050for what Mile or Medium?
>>566835148For CM15
>>566835148medium, since I'm waiting to pull...
>>566835031what about them?
>>566834984Is peak...
hey
>he doesn't have CM16 (sprintKINO) aces yetstop being lazy anons..
>>566835293she cute
>>566835187My Medium team isn't ready so I cant host
>>566835293>>566835352>>566835353>>566835396disgusting creatures
>>566835442u
https://x.com/i/status/2054461508760068582
I don't really care about glorified fanfiction that is as canonical as the comics posted here but difference being it just happens to be sponsored by cyjew
>>566835442is that some new slang
>>566835332>have to make a mile D Curren work
>>566835502can a horse eat meat?
>>566835602retard
what the fuck are you guys doing?
>>566835608>insert horse eating chick.webm
>>566835686what?
>>566835686
>>566835680idk wanna kiss
>>566835602I believe you anon, don't mind the retard >>566835646 here.
go to work
>>566835629Buena would never rape her trainer
>>566835738You heard me.
>>566835741NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>566835741nyo...
Is downplaying Guts the single longest running gaslight in this community?
>>566835741WHAT THE FUCK
>>566835741oguri would do this
>>566835741Post the other one
>>566835741doto would do this
so unfunny
>>566835795Sorry, but I just finished work on the dot for the week.
>>566835795ive done 2 runs already, let me take a break danchou...
>>566836013Crown my beloved
>>566835741
1-9 keep fanrunning0 slots
>>566835961
>>566835629CF privilege
>>566836013The better Epstano uma
94718119Mile
>>566835939
>>566835935He probably ate anything that was small enough to fit in his mouth
>>566836340CRONCH
>>566836340poor mama chicken..........
>>566835741chcken numget
>>566833685megane sex
>>566836316Friends forever...
>>566836340lmao owned
>>566835741>>566836340"true herbivores"my ass
>>566835680
>>566836871I'm so lonely
>>566835741>>566836340is this so-called KFC collab?
>>566836871I'm so hornely
>>566836871I'll never hear it again...
>>566836829i hate it
>>566836829I don't appreciate this
>>566836320Results2 more 57264973
The Umamusume Mobile needed some repairs
haru really sprouted during these 3 years...
>>566836871This one is too wholesome
sexlala
>>566836871This is very cute, thank you for posting this
>>566837494diddy blud ahh
>>566837221Pacechuds...
>>566836871
>>566837352I would also have my first trainee photo as my wallpaper
>>566837221Still need another trainer 57264973
>24+ hours leftaieee I still don't have my 3rd ace
>lobbies for the next CM when the current one hasn't even started yetyou niggas must be unemployed or something to be able to find enough time to do enough of these hour long ballbuster careers that your aces for the next CM are already prepared
Hello friends!!!
my daughter is not for sexual
mine is
>>566837765I'm unemployed too and have 0 mile cm aces ready
>>566837768pls don't hit the babies
i've given up on making a 3rd ace for taurus
>>566836340
>>566837768Hii
I actually signed up for training a lot of umas in my lifetime and not get hitched with my first trainee...
>>566837765It took me like 2 days to finish my Mile Aces just git lucky
>>566835353YAE RABI
>>566837864THE RAPED
>>566833791Here have a (you)So what's the point of this? Why spend so much time thread after thread trying to trick people into thinking anyone in the game is Yuri? What's the long term goal here?
I only get these trainings on parent runs
>>566837765it's all luck. I got my first 2 aces done in 3 runs each and I've been stuck on my last one since, it's fucked up.
>>566838039me on the left
>>566838039me in the middle
>>566835741>>566836340>>566837845>>566836592>>566836494>>566836824/uma/ x /rekt/What a deadly collaboration...
>>566838139
fusu is better
>>566837765Yes, I am unemployed. The job market is miserable and I play umamusume to cope.
>>566838005el condor's pasas...
>>566838039choose the "both" option, lowering their affection points and putting me on the creek path
>>566838312
>>566838139>>566838195She is so silly
>>566838139>>566838195Silly
>>566838439>>566838437MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>566838437>>566838439SillyGODS...
>>566838437>>566838439Sirius brain
>>566838437>>566838439the silly sirius hivemind...
>>566837860????>>566837860Hello!
>>566838437>>566838439
>>566838354need
sexo
Umawife
>>566838428
>>566838139>>566838195KIERO PUPPIES *teleports behind u and kills u* heh>>566838437>>566838439WAIT HUH THATS NOT A REPOSTTHATS A REAL SIRIUSMIND
We have at least 2 confirmed women in this thread because only women likes Sirius KWABoli
>>566838665I'm trans but thanks
>>566837221Had to make the lobby public to fill up so I'll stop hosting for now
>>566838709That counts in my book, sister
this better be power mile
>>566838709Why?
>>566837845puffy umanko
>>566838776Thanks, sis
>>566838752Thanks for the rooms!
>>566838821that outfit conceals how FAT her tits are
>>566838821NEVER MILE
>>566838871this looks like someone trying to cosplay sirius
>>566839056Yeah thats me, mb...
>>566838902no problem
>>566839132wow you're a 2d anime grill
mambussy
>>566839132*rapes you*
mambo mamboomorashi mambo
thank you mamboposters for rescuing the post/image count ratio
>>566839476ew
>>566839476This is what my penis sees
>>566836824even squirrels are eating rodents these days in Californiawe'll probably get bloodthirsty deer next
god i hate that meme uma and her stupid hat
>>566839476need these lips on my cock
>>566839559die
>>566839558but… squirrels *are* rodents
if bobo's trainer is kiryu kazuma which horse does majima train
>CA education
>52 days until I can spend carats
someone said sweepy doesn't have a roommate but I thought she was roomies with duramente??? and sometimes tachyon and stay gold came over too
>>566839812>lolibabaWho does this appeal to
I dreamt I got permabanned for posting 'Kitasan is a black horse' with a Curren imageAnyways good morning. Time to flatline
>>566839880me
>>566839880Me
>>566839805licking the bath clean after she comes out
>>566839880Me. Although I would prefer a nojyaloli more
>>566837957That statement doesnt look great as of late for JPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzxDrpdj2dY
>>566840162male fantasies are actually so fucking weird
Isnt she super cute?
>>566840245it looks like a bird pooped on her hair
>>566839558>we'll probably get bloodthirsty deer nextanon they already exist
>>566833802Its hard to resist the succubus when my trainee isnt looking
>>566840245would let her put me a collar
>>566840229>That statementAnon asked three questions and made no statements, you stupid retard. What is wrong with your brain?
Wonder Acute and Transcend share a room? I imagine it would be pretty dirty.
I have been listening to eurobeat uma mixes. It makes mant pretty bearable.
can't i just fuck both daiwa and curren at the same time while vodka watches and cries
>>566840406same
>>566840536Vodka wouldnt be the one watching
>>566840427Maya mare so cute
I'm a cuck. Which uma is for me?
>>566840667>umamusumeskill every wannabe translator that uses regular plural for japanese words
>>566840805coal shitty
>>566840805Rickey
>>566840812umas
>>566840845the gap between the hanging fabric and tummy is where boners are made
>>566840591What the fuck is Curi Musume? I have seen edited pics with these watermark for a while now
>>566840805falcon
>>566840983some hispanic meme community (they might be based on facebook?)Occasionally they're funny
>>566840983Curi means horse in spanish.
>>566840983biggest uma spic group, they redraw a lot of images replacing the characters with umamusume
>>566841115They make more oc than /uma/ so they're good in my book
I wonder if there's Japanese (actual ones not SEA) translating western/spic things to Japanese much like we got indonesians machine translating shit from Japanese
Please join Honsefun
>>566834167
I laughed and now my lips are bleeding
>>566840439It's a brain powered up by (You)s
>>566840845>>566840972
Okay but where is my umawife
>>566841237they know about the western uma jokes but most of them hate them
>>566840983curi basically are basically traced, purposely cursed, and badly drawn memescuri musume is just a spic facebook group where they make those memes
>>566841357dehydrated ass unc drink some water nigga
So why is global still treated like shit with a schizophrenic schedule and broken promises
>>566841116>Curi means horse in spanish.No.Curi means Guinea pig in spanish
>>566841237Given that there's a decent amount of westaboos in Japan I don't see why not.If King of the Hill can get a Japanese dub then there's enough of an audience for random twitter comics to be translated
>>566841468which broken promises
real beaner hours
>>566841468proof of the broken promises?
>>566840805Stay Gold
>>566841572his schizophrenia
>>566841452I'm taking isotretinoin and it dries me the fuck outluckily the wife bought me chapsticks
>>566840940um@s
>>566841572>>566841563Important QoL hasn't been pushed up and it's as if they never intended to in the first place despite promising it.
>>566841428>grok ruins the digifry captionI hate AI translation
>>566841468How come they already have 2Q when were only half way there
>>566841484Stop posting this Maya
I'm handsome, rich, big penis, highly intelligent, giga chad. Which Uma is for me?
>>566841468>anime of the yearis it one of those things that only counts crunchyroll votes?
>>566841695okay quote me when they promised it
>>566841650>isotretinoinWhat the fuck is that and why are you me?
>>566841731coal shitty
>>566841268I would love to, but Mambo hasnt imploded yet
>>566841726
>>566841484continue posting this maya
>>566841429>curi basically are basically traced, purposely cursed, and badly drawn memesFunny, curi means stealing at my place
>>566841695They're pushing everything half a year earlier than japs got it, 1st anni was on 0.5, 1.5 anni had nothing, expect 2nd anni on 1.5
>>566841751no, because it wasn't on crunchyroll
>>566841776it's something that reduces natural body oil production I thinkI'm taking it because I'm a greasy fuck and it gives me backne
>>566841650sounds like your wife needs a real man with moist lips
>>566841768By the by events don't have the same duration, the last Trainer Trials got obliterated because of the accelerated schedule so 99% of people are missing out on books
>>566841842What the fuck is her problem!!
>>566841939I seeI'll check it out since I'm also an oily fuck
>>566841841> 10th 1st 4th
>>566842014all of the things in that screenshot are in the game and we've gotten qol stuff that japan didn't have right away tooyou're just low iq and schizophrenic
>>566841841how does one not get straight 1st in climax
>>566841939how many mgs do you eat if your fucking lips crack
>>566840983Curi is short of curifeos, which is also a shortened version of "curiosidades feas" (ugly curiosities) a 2013 Facebook community that used random shitpost redraws from different series and such. Its style eventually became a meme and now it's just another type of shitpost that some latam artists use.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWBosw1Pg9Y
>>566841841tamachuds...
My clocks is finally down to half today... How must MANT do we have left?
>>566842027That swimsuit doesn’t look like it’s going to hold up much longer
>>566842245>>566842179That was ultra goldshi mode
>>566842332about 4 CMs lol
>>566842259It's a pretty light dose at 20mg/day methinksbut this is where I reveal that I'm also a normally dry ass lips nigga unc, it just made it worse
>>5668423326 more months
>>566837>>566842245the first time I saw the meme it had like 70 races 6 wins so I imagine random dog stats
>>5668423322-3months
>>566842262thx Maya spic
>>566841842furashu's sexhair...
host taurus rooms
I don't know what this says
>>5668423322 months and 2 weeks. You need to start rationing right now
>>566842296Flash's saggy fat body is erotic
>>566842534No
>>566842441sex
Curren >>>>> Daiwa
>>566842575those are in fact MY hands
>>566842534>taurusbro it's happening in a little over a day just ship your aces atp
>>566842729
>>566842729umanus
>>566837832Im ready for B finals so I can run my favorites>>566833472New day soon!
>>566842729Wait Curren is hot?
>>566842729my pov
>>566842729I look just like this
>>566842427>70 races 6 wins
>>566842797why not A finals with your favorites?
>>566842014guided career is seeing what both options of random events do btw, not autoplay, that will come out during grandmasters where the three goddesses are introduced since they're the ones playing for you there
>>566842729Now this is my sort of religion
>>566842880Thats not guided career you retard, Guided career is the built in CM guide
>>566842729wow!
CURREN IS A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
thats it im running curren for cm14
>>566842729wtf i love whores now
>>566842880>grandmasters where the three goddesses are introducedyou literally see their statue with every inspiration do you even play the game
>>566842729>>566842737these two are related but i can't quite point out how
>>566842868Because I cant compete with a f2p deck. Tested rooms and got rekt
>>566842729fukucrept
>>566843105take into account that people with shit decks don't usually test their luck in rooms either so you're likely to do better than expected if your only metric is rooms
ugh...
>>566843229Dober chikan
>>566842948the image literally says it's a feature the JP version got during 4th anniversary, which is when seeing what events do got implemented >>566843038you see the statues but not the umas themselves bwo. in GM you put a VR headset on developed by the Satonos to meet them
>>566833998
>>566843376>in GM you put a VR headset on developed by the Satonos to meet themthat's the gaslight, you're actually getting drained
Why are you here instead of doing your job?
umacide
>>566843551naisu
>>566843376>scenario where you get put inside the Epsatono milking machineTHEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>566843219those are thinned out and there's barely 30% of them in group A round 2source: that's where i get my 30% wr from
>>566843495job?
>>566843229*spanks butt*
>>566843495Job?
>>566843491this is the first scene you see btw
>>566843495>job
>>566843495get back to your own job*unzips*
>>566843495Two monitors
>>566840229Posting fan Yuri won't convince anon's that the umas are gay, so what's your long term goal?
>>566843495Its almost 1am...?And I shitpost here during work hours anyway???
>>566844154seiun sexsex with seiun
>>566844114>>566843857Dia-chan is CUTE
>>566843495its 11pm here
>>566844262
>>566843495WFH
Apparently I have never played the claw machine for McQueen.
>>566844289>ace
sweeping her tosho
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>566843495I'm in a meeting with several boomers and I am bored
>>566844624It's a new GAY
Why the hell is every legend race 3200m was it always the case that they're the same race?
>spurt works next CMGuess I'm going end closer again to really get CB's worth
IT'S A NEW DAYtime to vanquish the villain once more
More like Mejiro SHITE
>>566844526>he doesn't spam recreation button on his daily kills to farm plushies and date events and avoid rest events
Mejiro Bright owes me sex
is there any reason to buy stars for umas that you have them all 5 stars?
>>566845001which uma doesnt owe you sex at this point
another day of not hitting med S and the stats
>>566845072Air Shakur
>>566845075majestic concert will be butter
>>566845072the ones you don't roll for
>>566845072smart falcon
shoeserotic
>>566845191
>>566845072Mejiro Ryan
why do brown countries love uma so muchhttps://x.com/calubitta/status/2054250312567800242?s=20
>>566843495I just lost mine
>>566844943congrats on beating a B rank npc with 578 speed
>>566843495I just got one
>>566845521that's every gacha game unc
>>566845521don't know what country this is but most of them look white
Today is the day
>>566845531Congrats>>566845604I'm sorry that happened to you
>>566845521the white countries like them too you know
>>566844945>daily killsI hardly ever do that. Coincidentally though, I did do it yesterday to finish the latest mission set. And I did it with McQueen, and got a bunch of new events out of that like you say. But the claw machine visit wasn't one of them.
>>566845664Argentina, beginning of a new era is premiering in various parts of south america this week
Is Doto the most horse looking Uma?
>>566845667Yaay
mambo if she real
>>566845521Why do so many of you use X, the Everything App? Are you stupid or something
>>566845901needs more meat on those bones
>>566845901>3dpd assfangnot badbut that shitty makeup that is peeking out is ruinging it
>>566845808Argentinians are white
>>566845901Tannhauser has a face though. If she were real she would have a real face, and not a phone.
>>566845075>>566845191>>566845391Stop NTRing trainees
Give us some clocks Cygays you hacks, Global is making you bank it's the least you can do.
are you a smart falcon or a fart smalcon
>>566846037>>566845664Some Argentinians are as white as Jews and Arabs are. Cumskin does not make you white.
>>566846216These young umas are dressed a little provocatively!?
>>566845831Canonical Kris S
another shard until we get the third crystal
This is how it feels to run as Uma in real worldhttps://youtu.be/_d8GLqE19rE
>>566846359Urara is young. Rice Shower is a 500-year-old witch.
browns and asians are the only ones who truly enjoy uma
>>566846492
>>566846459So that's what Suzuka is always trying to see. More track.
>>566846372...I missed a day?
>>566846543am brown, can confirm
>>566845667>wasting 150 shards when you could've used it to upgrade her to 4* once you freepull her
>>566846173she used to be a trainee as well, you know. unfortunately for your trainee, her trainer was a woman so she's chosen (you) instead.
>>566846651BRICKED
>>566846738extra stars don't do shit on this gameI prefer to enjoy her career early than +10 on all stats, if even that
>>566846738Blow it out of your ass. Let that man enjoy his new trainee
>>566846738You get 150 additional shards for first unlock through gacha?
>>566846794Ripe mature umanko is unbeatable
>>566846794Finally an uma for a hard working man like myself.
>>566846794big if true
>>566846794Realistically how does your Trainee compete with Light Hello and Tazuna?
I guess we're staying at 29/30 this month...
>>566847154Barely at all, if we are keeping it real.
>>566847304/uma/ is dying...
>>566847257She's so hot why the hell does she have to be an end closer...
Level 100!
>>566847154She doesn't. She will either find a non human trainer or she will become a support card hag, continuing the cycle of cucking trainees.
>>566846738nigga i umapull maybe twice a year in my schedule
>>566847154realistically? no chance. remember that as a trainer you're dealing with mentally unstable teenage girls, no (reasonable) man would choose that over aoi, light hello or tazuna who are your age and equal in status, mature and stable, and still 10/10 sex demons.
>>566847429shut up I'm sane
>>566847394bwos your daily pulls?
>>566847257Cute Hishiama>Google search image>AI: This appears to be Tamamo Cross
>>566847492Nah you're insane.
Adult women in age inappropriate clothing!
>>566847145Why is a fat hag wearing the tracen uniform
>>566847391meant non-trainer human, I'm not korean so I don't advocate for non-white x uma relationships
>>566847492Still...
>>566847673
UmaDASH is next
>>566847673Sweep wouldn't say this
>>566847492still sane, trainer?
>>566847673sweep would shout this
>>566847154Tazuna cucks herself at the end of her event chain
>>566847361Her base form functions as Late or Pace but you would have to invest in style pinks
>>566847983look at those birthing hips
>>566847795nyo......
Why else would Tazuna pretend to be a human? besides literally just wanting trainer's cock? unironically. what else could it possibly be
>>566847795OH NO NO NO CLUBDRAMASHILLS DON'T LOOK
>>566847673Sweepy said this to Hishi Amazon....
>Run a deck without fukuHoly fuck that was sufferingHow the fuck do people do it without fuku?
Would an old man like you really sleep with a chatty zoomer who is less than half your age? Would her noise turn you on or off?
>>566848134Uma hags probably have quite a smell to them
>>566847795*sigh* it's time to make.... ze call.... the oranges have gotten uppity
>>566848262>halfWhy are you 40
>No NSMIs she usable or should I go for dominator bot instead?
>>566847145>hag wearing school uniformSEX
>>566848250i rike getting actual rainbows
>>566838665That's not true, Sirius is hot enough to have male fans.
>>566848457i'll make use of her*unzips*
>>566848250I bring power sparks and hit speed/wit.
>>566848528I literally did this
>>566838665don't forget about the shakursisters!
>>566847795>Mambo's top guy has basically the same amount of fans as /uma/club's top guySurprised he isn't poached yet
>>566848354This is a 40s plus general reply to this post if you are 39 and under you'll see how noone will reply to this post...
>don't get mile A spark during 1st inspo>glue runShrimple as
>>566848134My peer is so cute
>>566848354you are not allowed to post here if you are younger than maruzensky
>>566846173Light Hello only has so many eggs left, so I'm really just helping her out as a friend by acting as her sperm donor. Once she's dried up I will redirect my full attention to my trainee, whom I will marry.
>450 stam>game recommends Tenno Sho springWhy is this kusoge like this
>>566845667Fuck off, she's mine!
https://bsky.app/profile/darashinena.bsky.social/post/3mhydch3azc2bDoes anyone have this guy's rice shower porn? why tf is this $40, I know it's animated but dangFuck the inflation
>>566847583
>>566848884it's tazuna making the recommendations. just turn them off
>>566848325The longer a mature uma goes without having a child the more potent her pheromones become.
>>566848457you get the stats and ig, but probably too much late game, but no midgame.
>>566848968go check kemono or ask >>>/r/
>>566846738You get 60 shards when you pull dupe or off-banner anyway. No demerit for manually unlock in this game. This isn't princon.
>>566849061>kemonobro....
I amOnce againReminding (You)that Oguri Cap has no sex appeal
>>566848350Oranges you say?
Musu musume: Herby Derby
THREW AWAY 200 STATS BECAUSE I FORGOT TO USE MY CHARM AWARD
>>566849061kemono is deadit's over for poorfag gooners
Oguri Cap also has no cryer
Silly rivals
>>566848627I am 25
>>566849235These shit should be auto-use. Ruined my run once too.
>>566849176Stop you violated the lawYou meant doto and not doro right?
Yaeno's hair streak looks like a buhplug
>>566849383out of 10!
>>566849412
Who do I run for CM14?Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet + one other because their rivalry is fun?Or Taiki Shuttle and Oguri Cap + one other because they're stronger and I rarely get a good chance to use Taiki Shuttle?
remember to do your DAHBY missions!!!!!!
>>566849489Is this flirtingI am straight
>>566849548What aptitudes does doro have?
>>566849624>Started training tiara route uma>Derby mission pop upFuck this game.
>566810452Is that Grass or Chrono Genesis in the back? Hair is too gray to be Grass and the hair accessory is on the wrong side if Chrono
>>566849712It's not flirting if it doesn't have a chiyo image attached to it.
>>566849383Sure thing, gramps. Do you want me to roll you over to the mahjong table?
>kemono is deadIt's for the best, there was nothing but ugly slop being uploaded. Couldn't find anything uma related without being exposed to posts with 100+ images that look identical to each other.
>bro it's so important to max out your speed for the last stretch>btw the race is decided by acceleration, you need to breed for the right skills or you lose>guts? haha just ignore it (even though it does both)Make it make sense.
>>566845901Seems kinda skinnier than I would've expected.Mambo should be meaty.
>>566849806The (evil) Chiyo was coming from inside the house
>>566849861Everything is important in different ways, and whatever you're short of will be to blame when you lose.Because none of those stats is luck.
Sorry danchou I am not torturing myself with multiple Seiun Sky parent runs in a day
>>566849424DON'T SHAY THAT!!! IT'S AN ARROW!!! >muteki_cryer.jpg
>>566850087BRO???
>>566850087
>>566850087is that?
It's Orfe's birthday! (In Japan)
>>566850087laisu would do that
>>566850087rice would do this
do i still need mummy creek's inherit as nishino flower on CM14?literally no one has MANT mummy creek
>>566850087Why does she stick her tongue out like that
>>566850476Horses do that sometimes
>>566850087Creek is a pain in the ass to train in MANT so I'm not surprised
>>566850202Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!
>>566850602Good post
Why is there so much Digitan posting lately
>>566850087waow
>>566850335>literally no one has MANT mummy creekI'm trying but not being able to run miles at the start is shite
>>566849059Tested 5 room and she lose to my gold ship and xoguri mid leg fight on all room.Dominator bot it is then. Fucking wasted almost 80 clocks for Dobers
if you're still having troubles with niigata and having a bad time if not borrowing Fuku you're just bad at the game, we're halfway through MANT nigga
>>566850797Because she is a True Hero.
>>566850335yesnishino and mummy creek they are the only ones worth for pace
>>566850797She is a better end than Golshi for CM13 but only if you're a 0.1 percentile whale with too much free time and have every SSR MLB'd
>Best run is utter dogshitI'm going back to fronts
>>566850797NTRfag has a new avatar
im the agneschizo
>>566851267
>>566835741so THAT'S why they partnered with KFC
agnes is literally me
You guys are running the ichiban birthday girl right?
>>566851495I’m running her motherWith any luck, she can expect a sister soon
this is a japanese cow
>>566848968>Fuck the inflationleave Dobson out of this
>>566851904>Dobson reference in 2026Hello?
>>566851495I run her every CM
>>566852080see >>566848627
What does the O stand for anyway
>>566852080he's back, they found his youtube channel
>>566852087I know, mambro.
>>566852231I'm aware
>>566852228Affinity
>>566850335Pace desperately need 3rd/4th at all costs so I wouldn't be too serious with them this time around. If they don't have fronts in the lobby they don't really do anything unless you put Angling on her.With the rooms that I'm seeing she's either up against too many fronts or no fronts at all so I'd probably just make sure to grab NN or NSM to gamble even harder.For reference mine has NN/Shadow/Mummy and she still just blows up every other race because of room comp.
>>566852228王 is written as オー, pronounced ou and means KING
>>566852234What is wrong with Satono Diamond
God I want to fuck this boy so badly
I want to try to do a GUTS run, do I have any chance with these cards? They're not very good. Should I abandon my dream? Is it over?If I should use any, which ones? Thank you...
>>566852712you literally have all the best guts cardsayabe yeppers haru/air groove or borrow bamboo memory
>>566852819I do? But its all free SSR and random SR's, I don't have any proper MLB SSR's I feel. What should a deck look like? 3 guts, 1 speed, 2 wit? I kinda wanted to take MLB NTR along because if she lands on guts too, it'll be a huge hit.But thank you.
Not spending a single cent on this game until clock stimmy
>>566852949How much do you grind, oji-san...? I have over 1,050 clocks still and I've platinumed all the last few CM's...Do you do 5 runs a day? That's crazy...your girlfriend must be really annoyed at you. I hope your workplace isn't suffering interference from all of your playing. Drink lots of water, ok?
>>566852712gutsmaxxing is trash for TT umas, focus on 1200 speed 1200 power 1200 wit instead. if you want to do it anyways use 2 speed (Kita and Fuku/NTR/windy), 2 guts (Ayabe, Urara, Fujin if you want to borrow her) then 2 wit (FM, Marvelous/Tachyon/CB)
>>566853063I am single and have no friendsGive me my clocks intern
>>566853123I'm not doing TT, I just wanted to try guts for the next CM since it looked like it might be good. Had a long straight for lots of dueling if I remember. Thanks though, I'll try a 2/2/2 as well maybe.also, my friends keep trashing and harassing me because I don't have a horse better than SS while they're all UG1/UG2+[/spoiler>>566853178
>>566852659She's sad because Famicom took her torena's first time
so, do you?
>my Condor parent is starting to get usedNice
>>566853319let me check my trainynotes
>>566853250I messed up my CTRL+S for spoiler and will never live this down. I will have to die for this failure.
>>566852228How much wit she has
>>566853319number of seconds in an hour
>>566853250Why did you reply to me
>get mile S and a bunch of great skills during first inspo>decent junior year trainings, got 4 umas to orange before classic>have absolutely D O G S H I T summers with a grand total of zero speed rainbows over 8 turns>end up with an uma that didn't even reach 1100 speed>literally none of my 3 SSRs finished their chainLiterally everything went right, I even got turn 2 charming yet this game fucks me over in the worst way possibleAnd danchou expects me to do more than a run every 3 days
it's getting cold...
>>566853615https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6fnbgo_ZPs
>>566853250gutsmaxxing is an easy way to get SS+ and above umas but you end up with no good skills so they're useless. Urara has no skills at all and Ayabe has no hint bonus/level so you'll never see her give out one, you depen entirely on what Akikawa gives you for winning a rival raceyou end up with a UG1 uma to show off but that will never end up above 5th place in a real race
>>566853739I will rape you
>>566853757also vbourbons but almost all of them usually fail to roll mile S on god runs
>>566853757Fair enough...I see what you mean. I just thought it might be good for the next CM, something different to try...>>566853859nya~
Anyone know why Seiun Sky's deal is that she likes fishing? Is there something tied to the irl horse?
>>566854010She's supposed to emulate a cat. I.E taking naps, sleepy all the time, slender and soft, fluffy personality, likes fish, goes into heat
>>566854010she has a fishy pussy and feels most comfortable around them
>>566854010Fishing is low cortisol
>>566854010fisherman owner
>>566853739nta but i want to rape you too
>>566853757This. My S+ Taishin beat an UG in the finals of a CM simply because they had more stats but I was stacked to the gills with every acceleration I could get.
>>566853929it's good eventually... and by eventually I mean after 3rd anniversary when guts Orfevre comes out
>>566854198
OLED monitors are a meme, right?
Which umas have a character-specific chance of getting a free Fast Learner in their career? I know Golshi and Seiun do, and I THINK Bobo does.
>>566854367Correct
>>5668543673D monitors were a meme
>>566853683It's may bro
>>566854371Bobo has one, it's the event where she goes to the aquarium with Teio
I can't believe janny gave me 3 days for that but laisu sex is finethat's not fair
>>566854371all of them have one but the chance is really really low, around 3% iirc if the event appears at all. some umas like Mayano and Tachyon have 2 but the chance is still low
>>566853683Same
>>566854371>Golshi>free fast learnerThis is a lie because you always fail to get it.>>566854678>3%Nta but the Golshi one comes up in almost every run for me, that's why it's so frustrating that I never get the skill.
>>566854371Sweet Doto
>>566836824All Herbivores are capable of eating meat and all carnivores are capable of eating plants. But they are specialised to digest plants and meat respectively
>>566854371Don't they all?
>>566854767yeah I see it most Golshi runs
>>566854125She's not Tachyon tho
>>566854843Oguri is NOT sexy. You cannot convince me to masturbate to her.
>accidentally skipped Hopeful Stakes because I wasn't paying attention
>>566854010she is male so she likes to fish
>>566855047your agenda? anon?
>>566855047I know this photo was taken in winter so they won't trim his coat, but goddamn Doto is fuzzy
>>566855148Total tranny death
>>566855258Based, but you should be using your race planner
>>566855258I agree but your agenda?
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>566855258inshallah
>>566855148That's the thing, I have my agenda on and I somehow skipped it anyway.
>>566837957The goal? Isn't it obvious? He wants to troll you and for people to hate Yuri even more.
Was oguri winning the last arima kinen actually a huge miracle at the time
>>566855372I hope you find a cure for your mental illness
I'm that man.
ahemFUCK UNICORN STAKESFUCK FEBRUARY STAKESFUCK ALL DIRT+SPRINT RACES
>>566846738As the scenarios get more bullshit, the easier it will be to get stats. It only matters for the levels of unique skills, but you are also getting a shitton of sp for other skills, so only a marginal increase
S-Tier shoes, did not expect this from Mejiro Bright
gwos?
>>566855494Not a miracle since the pace was clearly slow as shit to give Oguri a chance. She was THE racehorse in japan at the time, obviously they want to give her a solid final run.
>>5668556067 and i'll fuck both Taiki and Fuku
>>566852620bwo wtf is NN nice neicha?
>>566855047>>566855372Dotoposters are evil.IRL Dotoposters however just think he's a funny horse.>>566855494It was more the story behind Oguri that inspired people>lost 3 races in a row before that with a really poor performance>was overworked>the win was at the fourth corner
>>5668556067 and i'll fuck taiki and punch fuku
>>566855725>-8oh no no no no no no it truly is over owari da gwoskis
>>566855725Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>566855789NnN, Neck and Neck
>>566855689nice tastepost your uma shoes tier list
>>566855606Is catbox down? I'm not hearing sound.>>566845667>>566848967Congrats!
>>566845667>>566848967>both end in 6 7 congrats anons!
>>566856003why dont you go check
>>566855725bamboobros....
>>566855689I hate when umas have non-matching shoes>>566856102Taking forever to load so yeah, seems to be
>>566855725i'm sorry, i keep glueing runs when i don't meet the perfect Summer Classics
>>566855868damn that will be the last resortthat card is ass
anyone got any good Bakushin art?
The lack of an uma gf in my life is actually unacceptable, I'm being denied a basic ningen right!
>>566856003>trainataiki says torena-sanit's just one of the many reasons she's best girl
>>566855858you just dont get it, a mode that almost killed the nip server would surely work for global with no changes, its not like people from other places are way more willing to just jump to another game or anything
>>566856347
>>566855947I can help Scarlet
>>566856414You're probably short, fat, ugly, slow and your only hobby is a gacha game. Why would any woman, UMA or not, have even the slightest interest in you? I mean, even if you were isekai'd to the UMAworld, your personality is probably trash. You're probably lazy, uninspired, unmotivated, you just coast through life. I doubt you'd stand out amongst any crowd, and I'm sure you can't even maintain a proper sleep schedule. But, um, hang in there onii-chan!!
>>566855789Nimble Navigator you idiot
>be in autis/uma/ >barely miss A+ last two months due to slackers>going to miss A+ againfuck y’all
>>566856465True that, a club member of mine from another gacha quit just today and our dailies like 10-15 mins a day
>>566856650I know who you are. I know your posting style in the club chat.I'm telling Danchou on youget kicked before carat rewards, asshole
>>566856596>You're probably short, fat, ugly, slow and your only hobby is a gacha game.I'm actually none of those things.
>>566856414God, imagine an uma leglocking you
>>566854371One of Holihide's costume events
>>566856414>boboLike mother, like daughter.
>>566853319https://fcsuper.blogspot.com/2014/01/beeper-codes-list_10.html?m=1
hello
>>566854010>Why does the patient (lazy fuck) trickster enjoy setting traps and waiting for others to bite, and what does that have to do with fishinghmmmigrate when ready>>566485368>>566485368>>566485368
im telling danchou you're not doing your runs!!!
>You just have to believe me>NTRfag has a new avatar>I have no way to prove it >But I will still call xhim NTRfag>Because that's the avatarfag I love...Has the schizo lost his mind?
>>566856759And yet you're still unsuccessful? Wow~ your personality must be REALLY trash, ojisan.
>>566854982Sky is low cortisol too
>>566856753You'd be doing him a favor desu
>>566856951>And yet you're still unsuccessful?It's not my fault umas aren't real
>>566856951The world's supply of himbas is zero
>>566856596>/fgoalter/ >/gig/
>>566856936He's right though he's just using Miracle
>>566856965Is that fucking Vietnamese?
>>566857164Is Miracle in the room with us right now? Can you point to any Miracle post?
>>566857264Check the time in Indonesia rn
Should I get pizza or pasta?
>>566857335>12 amYour point schizobwo?
I choose to believe that the game purposely goes out of its way to fuck you with RNG if you're too close to a "perfect" run, it actively doesn't want everything to go right for you.
>>566857335But I'm not in Indonesia and I can't travel rn
>>566857415Thanks
>>566857335
>>566857369get both
>>566857369Pasta as a full meal is mainly an American thing, it's a small first course for every dinner in Italy.Pizza is a meal
where would you be if uma didn't exist?
>>566857458How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>566857667I wouldn't have carpel tunnel and my Japanese would be significantly better.
>>566857164
>>566857667Playing 1 less gacha
>>566857676Hungry. How did you know I skipped?
>>566857369It depends
>>566857667I'd have a fuller wallet
>>566855918Most difficult question I’ve had asked in /uma/SS-Tier: Tachyon, undisputed shoe queenS-Tier: Bright, Rice, Gold ShipA-Tier: Super Creek, Digitan, Oguri, Dober, Suzuka, VodkaB-Tier: Spechud, HishiAma, Fuku, PasaC-Tier: Biwa, McQueen (both forms), Gold City, Grass Wonder, Nice Nature, OperaD-Tier: Flash, Brian, Taishin, Air Groove, Ticket, TaikiDon’t have any from Pic relMight have missed some
Mejiro "gets boxed 10 times per career" Dober. Your butch cousin does not struggle this much, what's your excuse?
>>566857608>pasta is a small first course for every dinner in ItalyNo, it's a full meal, i don't know where you live in Italy to think it's a "small first course"
Someone make a new thread so I can post a room
>>566857732delete this, maya is NOT stinky
>>566857369Have pasta now Then have pizza later
uh oh schizo
BASIC
ozihcs ho hu
BLONDE
next thread could be worse
cutie
umama so fat she could block herself
>>566857667still playing gfl2
>>566858490Don't doxx me ...
Gold City ______ in _______
>>566857732is this ranking the 10 ten stinkiest umas like that infamous Touhou vid?
>>566856650What are your monthly earnings?
who are the top 3 stinkiest umas and why?
Only ugly fat losers actually like a blonde bitch like Gold City.
>>566858683
>>566853683I fucking wish
>>566856596You’re right. I’m killing myself.
>>566858792No, stay strong, anon. Suicide is a sin. You must suffer on this planet until you expire naturally or you will suffer eternally.Suffering builds character.
>>566858683maybe if you try real hard you can get Basic Blonde Bitch to stick to Shichi the way anon tried for NTR
>>566858528FootMy ass
>>566858683Hey! I'm not fat!
>>566858764that bakushin bubble is one of the best in the game
>>566857212The low cortisol meme song is vietnamese, yes
Next bread will be butter
>>566858992My personal fave is the one where Maruzen talks about shoving everything on the floor into the closet.
Babymaking sex with Kris S
Hope there are not any vietnamese monkeys here with us
>>566859127agree
>>566858915Nope. No point. It’s too late.
>>566858528Gold City stuck in Department of Motor Vehicles.
>>566858917>triedit stuck right away though, BBB is the only way you can call her now
>>566858992>you will never be blessed by bakushin's smile
>>566859229We need to accelerate faster
>>566859290What a terrible fate
Maybe there just won't be a next thread
>>566859384With any luck
The end of /uma/
I'm in bed so I'm not baking
>>566859150Viets are smarter than Nips though...Generally at least
If you guys don't bake, the schizo will.
>>566859150I trust the people who make pho to be good posters
>>566859567>7AIEEEEE
>>566613703>>566613703>>566613703
>>566859150They are mutt (zog golem) killers so they're based
New Thread Rightnow
>>566859775>>566859775>>566859775
>>566859790someone else bake please
>>566859683>>566859790Mmmmmm I'll take the Cafe thread
>>566859854if I bake janny will b& it since it's baked latersad
niggas stil crying about an image. how pathetic and fat are you?
>>566860005nah if the new thread gets more replies they'd delete his thread instead.
>>566857882appetizer, first plate, second plateisn't that how it works
>>566858915>that imageyou dont have to do mental gymnastics to prove metric is better than imperiala consistent base 10 system vs what ever the fuck system imperial uses
>>566861051cope and sneed harder
>>566861051sneed and cope hardest
