Previous: >>566859775>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
For all Tosen Jordan enjoyers, never forget
orenji
Stop. putting. gentil. in. every. single. collab.
Lord have mercy on my penis
There is only 65 players in the entirety of jp that have Narita Top Road casual outfit and completionist titleYou can do whatever you want with this info
Umatism has 1!!!! open slotB+ casual club (A in reality), no quota, trade shoes, don't die yada yadaReply with your friend code or search for the club with the Pasa danchou in-game
>>566886912>stop putting one of the most popular and marketable umas in every scenarioBwo what did you study in school
>>566886912It's her gameOguri Cap? More like Oguri CrapSpecial Week? More like Forgettable EveningKitasan Black? More like KWABlackTokai Teio? LMAO
Mambo!
roll a 7 for your favorite uma's color to be lucky for the day
>>566886963Worthless info without the uma with least and the uma with more to compare
CM tomorrowI can't wait
>>566886435Hit image limit so couldn't post the other pic but man she is a really cute and fluffy hors
>>566887153
>>566887069Not as worthless as you believeYou could find the accounts of the owners of this particular item
>>566887153Mambots...
>>566886950woot woot
>>566887067>7>67 evenorange best color
I love Rice
>>566887181I don't think anyone in mambo is even posting thist. mambo member
This fires up my neurons.
>>566887153>Club of normalshits need to bot just to compete with platinum gigachadsHer name is Machitan btwMambo is El bird and only spics call Machitan mambo
>>566887194No normal person has a reason to do thatAgain, worthless schizo info
>>566886912Gotta make up for the absolute shit show her support card was. I'm sure those fuckers underestimated her popularity.
Hi.
>>566887413I thought it was chinks
>>566887153YEAAAAAAH SUCK ON IT UMANKOOOO!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO MAMBO 5EVER!!!!! MORE LIKE SAKURA CHITOSE "NO"!!!! OH YEAAAAAAHHH GET MOGGED SAKURA SHITOSE O! MAMBROS COME ON LET'S KISS MMMMHMM HMMMMMM YEAAAAA OH YEAAAAA MAMBO ROCKS WOOOOOOOOOOO UMA&CO MORE LIKE UMA&COPE LOL OH NO NO NO NO YEAHHHHHHH MAMBRO LET'S KISS AGAIN MMMMM
>>566886963How long does it take to get the casual outfit? Cuz completionist isn't even hard and probably trivial in the future with all the power creep
>>566887495No she's really called Machitan
>>566886620Based on the fact that a ton of uma that are in the game already have mismatched colored shoes or only one glove etc. she would get the same treatment, but why a weeb?
Alright thread off to a dogshit start so I'm just going to go to bed good night /uma/
>>566887153how healthy is your club, /uma/dacchis?
>>566887460Hi.Sex?
>>566887609>suddenly, gay fanfic
>>566887609Danchou...
Happy birthday, Orfevre.
>>566887704It'd be funnyToo bad she's not an old horse or I'd have hope for a Nube reference
>>566887153Who even cares about this shit aside drama starved niggers?Like, at the end of the day they're both A+
>>566887739perfect, as expected.
Digitan LOVE
>>566887460
>>566887413who is the normal shit and who are the gigachads?
>>566887153to get in S they need 200 millions btw
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>566887864But muh e-peen
>>566887875
Is Mile S as much a MUST as Medium S?
>>566887997Yeppers
>>566887997yesnow stop being a bum
>>566887997You need Mile S *and* Turf S.
Good evening bros
>>566887981d...don't save my one-off image
>>566887917mambo = normalshitsuma&co = gigachads>inb4 explain or meltyuma&co has been constant on A+ rank, never bending the knee to pressure, just playing their own gamemambo is only beginning on the A+ journey, but they had to bot for it, they also recruit from discord and the new danchou is a schizo
Who's the Spike of Umamusume?
>>566887864>Who even cares about this shit aside drama starved niggers?Who do you think posted this kek?
>>566888145Tea sheepTeap for short
ryan LOVE
>>566888145hellojust woke up and ate, about to sip
>>566888207>mambo is only beginning on the A+ journey,what year is this
>>566887460Hi mo- I mean ma- I mean mot- I mean momm- I mean Hi, mama...Damn it.
bright looks like she has a plump umanko with soft, hot, velvety walls
>>566888207Mambo has been a+ for at least 6 months faggot
>>566887864TamaLovers cares a lot
>>566888145
Daiwa Scarlet raped me
>>566888201you can't stop me
>>566888495SEEEX
i don't think med B is enough flowerbros.......
>Drink coffee>Start shitting myself>Drink tea>Start shitting myself>Drink cola>Start shitting myself>Drink water>Start shitting myselfWhy does this happen every time I drink something after waking up?
>>566888207Both are fodderst. /uma/ Chad
>>566888576caffeine and other stuff can excite the bowels but nothing unusual given you've been asleep for hours and still digesting
>>566888615teio stepping my small penis
>>566888740>exciteHuh? Can my bowels get horny?
>>566888576tf do you keep eating before you sleep?
>>566888562bwos it's past midnight and I'm fucking wired even though I didn't have that much caffeine today and I've had several refills of liquor trying to wind downI need to get my beauty sleep for tomorrow but it's not gonna happen
>>566886823Touhou Joudan...
>>566888763
Hmmm, got a package in the mail today... what could it be...?
>>566888905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZnAQ-PWQdg
>>566888207Mambot
>>566888980>xl
>>566888942this bitch is crazy, how Tracen allow this?
>>566888980>XL
>>566888980fatty
>>566888942>>566889017Special needs means special privileges.
>>566889015>>566889061asian sizes are smaller. I'm pretty fit and an american large. >>566889096I WILL POST A PIC OF MYSELF WEARING IT AND YOU GUYS ARE GONNA FEEL SO SILLY WHEN YOU SEE HOW CUT I AM
>>566889085
It's not over until you're at Teiobwo XXXL
>>566888942>broken wristwhat the fuckwhat if it never heals correctly, cripple your trainer for life why dontcha...
>>566889130>>566889238You should just trust that she wouldn't do it.
>>566889160yeah as in cut the cheese lmao
>>566889130women also act like this btw, they hit you and then they start kissing you and crying without a reason
>>566889160please show belly button
>>566888980dragon dildo
>>566887460Any other motherly character in fiction does nothing to me, Creek is the sole exception. Perhaps it's because I see her as the ideal young housewife.
>>566888980schizo is gonna have a melty
>>566889160>CUT
>>566889313nah m8 just get the fuck outta there that bitch is a psycho
>>566889315
>>566889407SMOOOCH
NOOOOOO TEIOBRO DON'T DO IT THINK ABOVT OVR REPVTATION!!!
umadols
Last Thread
if you wear anything larger than an M you're a lardassunless you're above 6 feet and 200+ lbs of pure muscle.
>>566889634>ntr next schizoIt's difficult to let it go when stuff like this makes me laugh
>>566889668Okay fat ugly bastard bitch poster
>>566889160>american large.we call those "fat"
TRVTH NVKE
>>566889634>stop game love godBASED
>>566889668Some Ms fit but I sually grab a large.Where does that put me?
>>566889752t. manlet
>>566889668gold city wouldn't say this, she prefers them fat.
>>566889765Umamusumes BTFO'd
>>566889634gold sex
>>566889634>fucked kitasan
>>566889668bodybuilders don't wear size m bwo
>>566889407Showing Chrono Genesis my uncut erect penis
>>566889801embrace your piggy lifetsyle, or get slimmer.
ryanbros...
>>566889634>getting based timesThings that will never happen in /uma/
>>566889820Gold City enjoys huge black cock not fat neckbeard chode
>>566889634
>>566889634>umas made ningen
>>566889160>SEE HOW CUT I AMStop cutting yourself you menhera torena
why is /uma/ so tsundere for gold city?
>>566890067>T on the collar to show it's a trainerPretty genius design.
>>566890031never understood why people would cut themselvesI just hit myself and it doesn't leave a mark (the bruises go away after a while and they're covered anyway)
>>566889634every three weeks...
*points wand at you*Ooooooo you want to make Mile AcesOoooooo you want to prep for CM14 right awayOoooooo you want to join lobbies...Zooooooo.......Woooooo.......Goooooo.......PRESTO!You're under my spell now...Tokyo1600mNHKMile Hai95938139Come in...
>>566889634>children wedding horsesMore child uma brides?
>>566890196these better be hourly after the 20th
>>566888980FAT
>>566890136I didn't like her at first, read her career and while I do now like her, I don't want to admit my first impression was wrong so I'll bully her in public because it's funny.
>>566889668Thank you for attaching Shichi to this post
>>566890259They can be however often you'd like if you'd join...
ok actually the xl is definitely bigger than I thought I could've gone with a large, fuckit should shrink a little in the wash
>OOOOOHHHHHH I'VE DONE MY MILE ACES GUYS!!! reminder that CM is in 2 weeks and i am done TEACH LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!! AHEAD OF SCHEDULE! guys reminder that CM is in 2 weeks. TEACH IM SUBMITTING MY HOMEWORK NOW! even though it is 2 weeks early. YOU GOTTA ACCEPT IT!!! reminder that CM is in 2 weeks and i am done lol GUYS?? guys aer you done too???? 2 weeks ahead of schedule??? like me? guys?? GUYS??????????
>>566889965dont say that....
>>566890170Blood is stimulating to seeBleeding feels like a releaseWrists are a common spot for bleeding yourself out to death, so if the pain doesn’t go away you’re already queued up to go out
>>566890345
>>566890505it's almost like it's the size for fat fucks...
>>566890196I'll join to pad out numbers and ot see how badly I'm going to get gaped.
Cum is stimulating to seeCumming feels like a release
>>566890508CM literally starts in a day nigger!!!!How can you NOT have your aces done by nowWhat else do you have to spend borrows on!!!!TT Uma? WHO CARES ABOUT 150 EXTRA CARRATS A MONTHCOWARD
>>566890196I only have 1 ace readyI will join once I have the rest ready
>>566890439yippie
50952744Medium test
>>566890170Pain is a surefire way to clear whatever stupid thoughts you're having. Feeling anxious over stupid shit? Pain will 100% have a higher priority for your brain.But so is lifting, so do that instead.
>>566890810Umm gwo??? your parent grinding????? TT??? Runs for fun?? Completionist titles???????
>>566890679when I go to Japan basically all clothing is smaller though. my kemono friends track jacket is an xl and would barely be an american L.
*disappears*
I hate Ricefags so much
>>566891012How could they get the rights to an uma that nobody even knows the fate of...
>>566890651This is why I can't publicly say I like you.
>>566890861>2>TWO runawaysexplode
>>566891097Same
>>566891196Fronts are the future
>>566891196Mambro spotted!!!
I'm still making an ace for cm12 aaaiiieeeeeeeeeeee
>>566890861Results>>566891196Yeah I just got Suzuka and am trying to see if she dies, I don't know how the Ayabe managed to win in a 7 Front lobby kek
>>566891097Really?
>>566891196>>566891389sorry, I forgot it shows names there
>>566891386I MEAN CM13
>>566891389yeah I ruined the lobby, I apologize It usually works if there's just one
愛が重馬場 is my favourite pixiv tag.
>>566891451it's no problem bwo
>>566891451if you do that to a room I host I'm killing myself
>>566890196Flower swiftly runs away with the victory like petals fluttering in the breezeSankyu to our participants
>>566890915because you are a fatfuck to begin with
>>566891692Thank you for the room!Finally a win and a full podium too somehow
>>566891196nyo....
Can you guys stop using the FF word? It is not very nice and I feel uncomfortable
>>566891580Don't worry guys, it's not scat, it's actually good
how come every poal gets like 50 replies but every room gets the same 5 people joining every time
>>566891872MANTshit is not worth my effort to get in a finals
>>566891850interlocking
>>566891012First Uma in history to canonically become glue
Stego cute.
Why isn't she wanked as much as Gentil and Ai?
>>566891872If you wanna join a room just host it no need to act like a retard about it
boysex
>>566891568No problem I should have hosted a public lobby to test with how many Front players there are here, looks like she's working fine in them
>>566890810I haven't made any aces for this OR next CM
>>566890905>parent Grinding I do 1 (maybe 2) parent runs per ace and if the sparks are shit it is what it is I am not going to keep doing parent runs until I get the perfect 3* Power 3* Mile parent>runs for funYou can do those without borrows...>Completionist titlesInsanityHow are you doing the Sprint/Dirt or Long races???
>>566892034because Xmas clown shoes
>>566892034Because you don't play the gameShe gets her moment in Ai-chan career and rapes you if you don't get good stats to compete
You have your waifu's completionist title by now, right /uma/?
He did it again
>>566891872>see a lobby>open game>lobby is full
>>566892034Year 1 Uma.
>>566892237My wife isn't in the game yet...
>>566892237I would if I had a waifu
>>566891872most of the posters here do not play the game
>>566891850big bitch
>>566892237My waifu is not in the game yet fucking retarded monkey ape retard idiot bitch, have you ever used that stupid useless brain of yours Dotonigger?
>>566892245Why does he do it? Why is he such an out of control menace?
A hate this hag so much it's unrealFUCK OFF
>>566892317I literally do this with my bf
>>566892237I've been trying but seeing as she's dirt F Mile F it's actually fucking cancer trying to get dirt/mile race trophies.
>>566892237nyes
>>566891872Because those 5 people camp out to join every room as soon as they're posted
>>566892237I haven't done a Fuku career since I MLB'd her card and crashed out trying to make her a sprinter. I remain Shiraoki's most washed disciple.
>>566892237I'm unsure who my waifu is.
uma is dying and cygames does nothing :(
>>566892237nyo but I have expert...
>>566891872I stop joining rooms after my current set of aces solidifies their results. Not like I have better ones to try out.
>>566892515Post proof you play the game dumbass nigga
>>566892237yeppers, i have all of her titles
>>566891872>join room>get gaped Ug buhis>never join againsimple as
I think your wife is ugly.
>>566892754Chiyonotes are stupid
>>566891872I samefag every poal at least 5 times cuz I like the discourse
>>566892237EOS is gonna happen before my girl gets added to the game in any form
>>566892754wheres her color saturation bwo...
>>566893196the ryan above stole some
>>566892714I don't have to prove shit to you, you brainless muppetLick my taint
I was expecting more of you would have a completionist title and wanted to see everyone showing off what they had...
>>566893329You can start by showing yours
>>566892237Yes and on my way to her expert title (19M to go, it's horrible to do fan runs with her even on mant but I'm almost there)
>>566893329/uma/ does not the play the game, only posts about drama and offtopic shit
>>566893329It's fake-ass hours which explains why you're here at all
>>566892515can confirm, I do this
>>566893329I like to do a variety of careers. I am not autistic enough to grind one character for that amount of time.
>>566893473Based
Reminder that one retarded anon said Redshift is overrated on fronts for Derby
>>566893274This anon doesn't play the game confirmed...
>>566893435We are on topic though, if i wanted to be off topic id be like "so /uma/ what did you guys think about the new DMC anime season?" Which i totally would never do, that season was so fucking trash i just can't help but want to talk about it!
>>566893563takes 2-3 runs if you are not a shitter gwo
>>566893329here dotobwo, i'll show you, now you show me yours
>>566893607That guy was probably coping over not being able to get Red Shift on his S Maru
>>566893654There was a new Detroit Metal City why the fuck was I not informed?
>>566893713>Dirt F>Short FGonna call BS on that one haus
Is there a way to tell which races you haven't done on the same character from within the career?Or do I have to screenshot everything I'm missing in the trophy room and then just plan my career from there
>>566892013
>>566893798That show summarizes my feelings towards umas
>>566892034>First filly to win the derby in 60+ years>Highest earning thoroughbred filly (at the time)>Tied for most G1 wins with 7 (until Ai)>Back to back JRA horse of the year>Instant hall of famerBeats me, at least she got a cool design and she's 100% for (you) regardless of what the retarded yurikeks try to say.
>>566892237I got rice comp within 24h of mant's release.I have her 100m fans. Not sure who I'll do next between scarlet cafe and natie.
>>566893883I think you can click the trophy in the race screen and it'll show you who won the race
>>566893885I want to buy a teddy bear that is her size and give it to her as a gift.
Is this really appropriate for a dorm leader to wear?
>>566893925ngl she deserves a solo alt, like oguri's arima one but 100x better
my club has two people with completionist titles
>>566894042Yes
>>566893864i did dirt ryan, with all but 2 g1s, on e dirtits all a matter of SPEED and POWA
>>566889620If every Uma is an Umadol, what's the point of the distinction?
>>566892034
>>566894042The leader must give me paizuri every night so she's the only smart one for considering that for her outfit
>>566894069Yes that's nice dear, now put on the boots.
I have not gotten the gold skill off yeano memory once. Whoever recommended can go step on a rusty lego.
>>566893329
>>566894240Did you know that in Umamusume, taking PTO ends the event chain
>>566894034You won’t struggle to find one her size lol.
>>566894309but I'm self employed?
>>566894309That's for bamboo muteki. I'm running the other one.
>>566894240Bro only chooses the option that directly and explicitly prevents your from that? The lower option?Are you that retarded?
>>566894380Oh, thought you're talking about the other Yaeno Memory, my bad.
>>566892401I wish I were your bf.
>>566894323Untrue, actually! I looked it up and they usually only make it on the foot, she's 4'6". They sell them at like 4', 5', 6' instead. So it'd be either smaller than her or bigger than her for a standard teddy.
>>566894408I don't kill the chain! The chain goes to the end and doesn't give me the gold skill! Fuck you!!!!
I wish I was 4'6" and cute
>>566894494There's someone out there for you, Anon. Find them!
I don't play this game. I come to these threads to LARP and pretend I do, while shitting on others for now winning platinum titles. And there is nothing you can do about it.
Spebros...
friens…
Just found a whole community on xitter that tries to push the narrative that a lot of umas are actually really gayI thought that was you guys...
literally haven't run a career in weeks lmao
Bwos, I still haven't made any aces for Taurus, is it pretty much all ends & lates this time around?
I saw a lot of open leauge discussion last thread. I gotta ask like, are you even playing the gacha at that point? What do you even roll for? you're already reaching the cap effortlessly, and that cap will stay at A+ for another 21 CMs. 2 years, pretty much. Does it not become a bit boring?
Sex with Curren in Ayabe's bed so Ayabe gets pissed off and rapes me in Curren's bed
>>566894257gwo? your story watching?
>>566894776It's another Front vs End CM (with some Lates)
>>566894778many seem to want to skip graded during mantblazer to avoid the long grind which is understandable
>>566894778>Can comfully Uma roll forever No downside
>>566894809Ayabe would probably get sad and out of disgust go sleep in a tent ouside campus, and then kill herself after watching a single star on the night sky instead of two
If you're so good at the game, where's your Ulala completionist title, /uma/?
>>566894917this
>>566894507Unfortunate. Custom order it is.
sex with boys
>>566894778I'll do open until MANT ends and go back to graded in the next scenarioAnyway, I play the game because I enjoy it, not so much now but still, if it ever gets boring I'll just drop it.Also, open allows you to roll for umas mostly and able to ignore cards exactly because it's easier to hit cap
>Forgot to preview bamboo memory's aiiiiieee I'm fucking bricked
Chrono smooch Chrono smooch Chrono smooch Chrono smooch Chrono smooch Chrono smooch Chrono smooch Chrono smooch Chrono smooch Chrono smooch Chrono smooch Chrono smooch
>train aces>disgustingly hard, lose every race, skills never come home from inspo or cards, multiple agemasens and absent umas in summer AND shit sparks>train parent>the opposite but sparks are worse than aces for no reasonHAHAHAHAH VERY FUN GAME
>>566895081Chrono bukkake
>>566893329Here you go.
>>566894778Because I missed a huge block of banners due to playing other games, I'm playing because I like to watch the Umas run
>>566895081Chrono impregnation
procreative sex with boys in missionary positions wherein she leglocks you
>he doesn't luckshit graded league by abusing NSM and guts decksbaka
>>566894776My fellow Ardanfags aren't this shit, cease Ardanposting and choose another character.
>>566894240Are you sure you're not using the wrong card?What skill are you fishing for and what card are you using?
>>566895081>>566895124>>566895152You guys are sick freaks
Why is nobody talking about her for cm14?Her entire kit is designed for this track and now Budding Blossom is in the game
>>566895081>one of the best careers I guess you deserve it
>>566895250because I don't have her
>>566894778Open leauge is actually genius design by cygames and I wish more gacha games had a competitive mode that made the gacha mostly optional. I intended to stay in Open Leauge until Cygames introduces spark reroll, but I'm thinking I may be here for longer. There's just a lot of fun to be had when every scenario and uma is viable in some form or fashion and the challenge of squeezing out every last cent in your budget is way more interesting to me than just highrolling into heaven
Im bored, /uma/ is boring as fuck today.
>>566895193 It is this gold skill. The first chain can kill it and I am careful not to. This particular event is 0/5 in giving me the gold skill.
>finished my 3rd aceI'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnow I can work on my cm14 parent
>>566895250I want neck in neck but the card is ass
>>566895337get friends
heh, not today cygames
>>566895393/uma/ and my club are my only friends
>>566895250No one here plays the game bwo
>>566895330A nice qol would be them giving your rating before you finish, and as you select skills to buy it goes auto updating your score so you can keep track easy
>>566891735https://gofile.io/d/ViI8Pc265
>>566895338I'd settle with the white version if the career is goated enough by the end of classic year, or look for a different skill that won't agemasen you
>>566895250I don't think many people have her (including me so I can't talk about her) and the sloptubers haven't done any videos about her yet
pumping bamboo memory full of my vigor
>>566895235omg Chrono SMOOCH smoochie smooch Chrono smoochie smooch smooch
>>566895480coward
>>566893883You do have to go through your trophy room. Kind of shitty, but it's the only way. I do have a Google sheet of every trophy and a checklist I could share the excel version of later, but not till I get home in an hour or so.
>>566895337how about I rape your little hole, huh?
>>566894778i like beating puppies and molesting the innocent
Friends, is there any uma that likes guys sexually? I am tired of being cucked by lesbos. Please help my life is really sad and lonely.
>>566895250I never pulled her so she doesn't exist.
>>566895607
>>566895642Your mom but she'll cuck you with me
>>566894018this is how I did it, just went through the career idk like 4~8 times with varying sparks checking each turn for new races
>>566895330Why do you faggots keep saying every Uma is viable? An Open League Christmas Oguri was still gonna rape an open League Doto in the previous CM.
>>566895509I was borrowing Vega until someone said that skill was cracked on this course. I'm thinkin' of swapping back to Vega given this horrible agemasen streak.
>>566895480do retards not understand the purpose of anonymous boards? Every day, you demonstrate your growing stupidity, kys
>>566894018You can also check in the trophy room if you click on the trophy
Which uma would you genuinely reject in being your uma girlfriend?
>>566895874shakur
>>566894986God i love this uma
>>566895874everyone (they're w*men)
noneI'm so fucking lonely man
>>566895824We live in a world where vtubers, a brand that exists on anonimity, doxx themselves on the daily because a twitter hashtag compels them toNot really a diss on vtubers because the ones who want attention on this anonymous board are attention whores and redditors so just as bad but do it for free so more pathetic
>>566895824yeah but I'm not fat
>>566895436Holy shit I am a fucking genius!
>>566895480This isn't a cock...
>>566895773this thing I made last CM had a 95% WR and the main reason i lost a few matches was because I was blocked
>>566895896More for me then.
>>566895975i thought this was a club recruitment
>>566895618Sure, I'll check the archive for it if I'm not around, if you don't mind
>>566896074That's not umas being viable that's your opponents being shit
>>566895975The fact that this cleared brainstorming, scripting, filming, AND editing shows that Shiraoki-sama was right
>>566895773You really think an uma that needed 3-4 recovery skills to proc with like 500 wit was Good last CM? Don't talk about what you dont know
>>566895975This is awesome i love it
Oyasuminasai friends
weibros...
>>566895935Fat is something that anyone can fix, but your room temperature IQ not so much. You’re an imbecile. You had to go out of your way to post a video rebuttal because people here called you a fat ass? Are you this sensitive or desperate for attention? In conclusion, kys.
Guys should I be a fatfuck and order Mexican birria fries? I already ate today I'm just graving fries with lots of shit on it.
>>565944357An update for youBed Flowery (Dam - Nishino Flower, sire - Zoccolo Duro) is retiring after his 3YO season and will now stand stud. In 16 starts, he has won 12 times, including 9 G1s, 1 G2 and 1 G3. His final placement stat is 12-3-0-1. During his career he received the following awards: 1998 Best 2YO Colt (EU)
>>566896446dude it's 4pm oyasumi
https://x.com/orikouken/status/2054527659267551580A satisfying listen.
>>566896602stir fry the veggies in your fridge if you want some salt and crisp you lazy fuck CLEAN OUT YOUR FRIDGE
>>566896637
>>566896602The only person stopping you is yourself
>>566896612it's 2am
>>566895904She is special.
>>566896606Thanks for the updateBased Flowery really made us proud
>>566896505oh I'm sorry I thought we were having fun
>>566895235smooching Chrono Genesis without permission while I cum in her umanko raw on a dangerous day
I RAN OUT OF BORROWSthe only uma that won the CM public lobby is Ardan with no medium S. I'm cooked
get a room.
what is the appeal of agnes digital
I'm shitting myselfI will be shitposting from the bathroom nowBrb
>>566896606Do they not have any fan translations for this game?
>>566896807My special uma that still believes in santa
>>566897032My dick reaches almost my belly button thats big? right umamusume
>>566897003she's just like me fr fr, she's small and cute, she's an uma simp, she's funny, she thinks she isn't worthy to be around other umas even though she's literally one of the strongest horses in the cast and ended TM Opera O's reign, she won multiple consecutive G1s across both turf and dirt - something no uma had ever done before, and basically she's the fucking GOAT
>>566897032>any tips?Did you mean that to be a double entendre?
>>566895635Post your name so that we can shame you when we beat you, you coward.
When is uma getting good gameplay?
>>566897251thats my CM15 ace you wont see it till later
>>566327430An update for youFrench Hater is retiring after her 3YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 14 starts, she has won 3 times, including 1 G1 and 1 G2. Her final placement stat is 3-3-2-6.>>566897090nope
>>566897345Didn't that game literally add cuckoldry and tentacle rape a few months back?
>>566897345what game is this
>>566897119Christmas is truly a special holiday.
>>566897436Moving gachas asap
Dammit, 300 stam 800 guts couldn't cut ut. Should have listened to Mac when she said you can't run on guts alone.
>>566897345but I already do this with Scarlet
She hate men
>>566897646Out of 10!
>>566897524Holidays* think about our muslim and jewish dacchis
>>566897646So do I
>>566897786Right, please
>>566897429Proud of her.
>>566897705sorry, these arent people
>>566897786I need her.
>>566897705so people of no importance
Is there any tool to help make a completionist title? As in showing all the races and helping making an agenda
Can I have some (You)s? Im sad
>>566897646So it's fine if I date Light Hello then right?
>>566898245Yes
>>566898130I want that cute little dork's hand wrapped around my penis.
>>566887609Holy Uma&Co melty
>>566898240yES
>>566886693Not focusing on the right place
>>566898369How would digital sex be like. Please be detailed
>>566898436what the hell is that one of Flash?
>>566898240Just make a text document and write down trophy followed by what type it is and when it takes place, then keep it on your second monitor
>>566898245A (You), (You) say?
>>566898491Her face after 12 hours of forced paizuri
>>566898521I guess I'll have to do that. Thanks
>>566898578Too bouncy
>>566898578why is maya zoomin
>>566898436Rank the paizuri skill of these umas
>>566898686zephyr looks very soft, paizuri from her would feel like heaven
>>566898245
>>566898686All I know is Creek is the best at ithttps://files.catbox.moe/hops6u.jpg
>>566898981she only gives paizuri to black cocks btw
>>566893329I have my girl's completionist title and it was so easy, it's not really worth showing off.
I bought the Mexican steak fries. That's going to be practically 3000 calories consumed after I finish it.
>>566899053Damn, I'm in.
>>566899089Is that just carne asada fries with more shit stacked on it?
>>566899170You can't post that
>>566899053Yeah, mine
>>566899170You can post that
>>566899170
>>566899170the ToS…
>>566899170but also reaction image aside, I think Dober would actually be very lovey dovey in bed and she's putting up a front
>>566899170You've posted it.
>>566899170DOBER PAIZURIDOBER PAIZURIDOBER PAIZURI
>>566899401But he didn't say the word it
>>566899046I hate this
>>566899195Yes.
The ultimate goal with Dober is to make her heart melt and thus make herself compelled to ride you
>>566899046Agartha Cafe...
>>566899542There is no possible way that is 3000 caloriesFake fat fuck
>>566899170i just finished masturbating... my dick's gonna hurt at this rate....
>>566899624I want to do SEX with Urara.
>>566899581Dober wants a shoujo manga love story, it's pretty clear she's open to it during that amusement park date
>>566899170>tfw I'll never get raped by a pack of angry, stern umaswhy even live
>>566899053Yeppers
>>566899826use your imagination
>>566899826rape this anon instead
>>566899170it's still up holy shit
>>566899170>pubesdober would shave.
>>566900029It isn't NTR porn so there's no rush in removing
Please describe sex with dober in detail so I can fantasize
>>566899826all you have to do is fall asleep playing the game with the uma of your choice while also having sexual thoughts about the uma on screen.
>increase acceleration at least halfway through the final corner Isn't this good for the dahby? The final corner is before a long straight, so you have time for the acceleration to kick in. Right?
Please hug me and call me a good boy
>>566891872You niggers are already testing CM14 and I don't even have 3 aces for CM 13.
>>566886280>absolutely mogs the Basic Instinct scene>there's not even any vagoo seenabsolutely based, sasuga Rudolf-san
>dober made the threas hornyevil prude
>>566900183These actions are causing me to be disappointed in you. Please work on yourself
>>566900149It'll proc after everyone else has proc'd redshift/pump/moving. You'll be late to the game.
>>566900183*hugs you pressing my uma breasts against your chest* good boy
>>566900217>shaving a nice bushwar crime
>>566900149If you have Red Shift, you're already at top speed before the second half of the final corner.
>>566900217
>>566900217Fuck off
>>566900183いいこ いいこ
>>566900217Ok, now you have my attention
>>566900342Wait really? Even as a pacer? I'm trying to build a last minute cope opera and there's so little accel out there... I figured piling it all on would be good.
Tight dober umankoBig dober tits Fat dober ass
I don't know why this CM has been so painful to prep for it's Maruzensky, it's entirely her fault for getting constant Front pink sparks and having trash tier affinity, not even Sprint BNW was this hard to get going. Hopefully I can snag A finals, though I don't feel good about my chances.
>>566900187ITS LITERALLY TOMMOROWTHIS IS YOUR FAULT
post something cute
>>566900246No
>>566900425I need her!
>>566900217Nothing is sacred nowadays
WHY DOES LEAGUE SELECTION TAKE 3 DAYS
>>566900560
>>566900569I'm going to beat your ass and then take away your video games and phone for back-talking me
>>566900420Lumipon kinda looks like my dad in this image
>>566900646Fuck off
Uma for whites?Uma for browns?Uma for blacks?Uma for asians?Uma for sea?
>>566892237>>566893329Not yet, but I'm pretty close.
>>566900494This is a pace chaser, distance S, 1200 SPD 1000 POW, no other skills.
>>566900750>whitesdober>brownsshakur>blackshishiama>asiansurara>seaimagine losing
>>566900682Hot
>decked out with ankle weights, megaphones, luck charms, vitas, whistles, everything>1st turn only 1 single rainbow>use a whistle>single rainbow>use whistle>single rainbow>use last whistle>single rainbow>2nd turn single rainbow>3rd turn picrel>4th turn literally the sameI fucking hate this fucking "game" so fucking much it's fucking unreal
dekai
>>566900715
>>566900987
>>566901007greedy faggot, take your single rainbows
>>566900750>Special Week>El Condor Pasa>Curren chan>Curren again (Shes a whore)>Stay Gold
>>566900750All of themHishi Ama, Symboli KrisNone of themRickeyNone of them
>>566897479Brown Dust 2
http://poal.me/p5qvkuhttp://poal.me/p5qvkuhttp://poal.me/p5qvku
>>566901098no FUCK that shit I want the juicy triple/quad rainbows
>>566901096kek
>>566901207Waxxed is asking for a lot, so just shave.
>>566901097I would work on myself as a person if Spe beat me as a reward
>>566897345>>566897345anything but actual porn
>>566901327Wait it's about what I have? I thought it was what I like to eat out
>>566901387Bwo...
>>566901436It's about WHAT you like
>>566901408Marriajourney
>>566900701What the fuck does girlypops and serve cunt mean
https://poal.me/quhl3vhttps://poal.me/quhl3vhttps://poal.me/quhl3vhttps://poal.me/k7gavrhttps://poal.me/k7gavrhttps://poal.me/k7gavrhttps://poal.me/64xfaehttps://poal.me/64xfaehttps://poal.me/64xfae
>>566901613none of it matters if Helios doesnt get tamed and domesticated in time
>>566901613>girlypopssame use as fag and retard on hete>serve cuntdo something based
>>566900834Nyaruhodo... Ok I will stop borrowing nishino flower then. What should I even take instead... Oguri classic? Kitasan? Hmmmm
>>566901627>Tama>for brownsWhat?
>>566901685>3dpd
>>566901685disgusting 3d creature
>>566901613>serve cuntAct "boldly feminine", and is mostly a gay/black phrase>girlypopClose friend (usually a female) that's generally high energy
>>566901785microclit/dick
>>566901785She came from a poor background, that's about it
>>566901740>do something basedLike a cute uma laying on a table and letting me eat her cunt?
>>566900516>constant Front pink sparksAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI'M SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE50 RED MARU PARENT RUNS AND STILL NO 2* POWER GROUNDWORK WITH DISTANCE PINKSSHE ONLY HAS 4 A-RANK AFFINITIES WHY IS THIS SO ASS I had to give up and do some shitty aces anyway, like a 1200/850/1000/500/800 Golshi with no distance S and only decent midrace, a VBourbon with no distance S and not even speedcapped at 1183, and a Red Maru with distance S but no groundwork. Maybe I'll get into B finals. . . anyway, good luck tomorrow, BNWbro. Always cool as fuck to see oshi gaming, make sure and post some races, I want to see Santa Biwa kick some ass.
>>566897479Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
>>566901785
Which umas should I cum to today?
>>566902029scarlet
>>5669020294chan shakur
I'm sick of parent runs, this streak of bad luck has been soul crushing. I just want to be held
>>566902029Mejiro Ryan. Solo images only, no yuri.
>>5669020297 and you jerk it to tazuna
>lone wolf>gaymer>doesn't like loud places>doesn't like people in general>tsundere for her friendsReminder that there is no one more 4chan than Narita Taishin.
>>5669020297 for Ines
>>566902290>friends
>>566902347Hoooooooooooooooooooooooly
>>566902347
>>566902347>>566902029It's officialEnjoy your big sister's boobs
I'm fucked... I'm so fucked...
>>566902347Please do not your local Walmart greeter
>>566902365>doesn't consider /uma/ his friendsPoint proven.
They overworked me today so I am going to call in sick tomorrow and sleep all dayTry to survive without me faggotsAnd no I am not doing my MANT runs danchou
>>566902554Yes by me
>>566901740>>566901862>two conflicting answers Umagoogle says serve cunt is like slaying and girlypop just means a female bestie, even though I am Gen Z I am lost
>>566902674Don't drown in your own fat, lardoEnjoy your day off
Daiwa Scarlet won't say her birthday lines, but they're unlocked in the archive. Do you not need to actually see them?
>>566902554>>566902708thats an elementary schooler
>>566902186I tried the right with ChatGPT yesterday as a joke and I don't know if it's a joke now...
https://poal.me/cd4urzhttps://poal.me/cd4urzhttps://poal.me/cd4urz
>>566902745If it's a term I don't understand and sounds gay or negrospeak I just assume they all mean retard
>>566902745>even though I am Gen Z I am lostGirliepop seems pretty self-explanatory though.
>>566902868I'm already hard for her you don't have to convince me any further
>marked
>>566903105
>>566901985I got 6 Front pinks in a row, something was definitely rigged
>>566903243
https://poal.me/l6hgvahttps://poal.me/l6hgvahttps://poal.me/l6hgvahttps://poal.me/l6hgva
Would Riko die if she ever had sex?
>>566903413
>>566902868Erotic...
>>566903509Sex no, but childbirth legit might kill her.
>>566903509It would be very painful
>>566903509If it was with an uma, totally. But with a human, she'd just be a melted mess on the bed within 3 minutes of touching her.
>>566903509No but she would finish quickly and be too tired to go for longer than a single round
>>566903589
>>566901408is there a reason she is so wifecoded?
>>566903759
Are you guys my bwos?
>>566901408The type of uma to somehow get your parents phone numbers and become friendly with them before you even introduce her to them...
If your uma wouldn't get into arguments about how you'd beat everyone else's trainer in a race, are they really your uma?
>No aces, but don't want to do MANT tonightStop the count!
>>566903965Yeah bwo
>>566903589One of these is not like the others
>>566903925
>>566903965i'm not your bwo, friend.
>>566903403I got 4. 4 runs in a goddamn row, 2* and 1* Front pinks
>>566904141I'm not your friend, pal
>>566904092Diaposters owe me sex
Rooms or something
>>566904124
>>566904316what the
>>566904204I'm not your pal, buddy
First time I got 1 million fansHappy birthday Daiwa Scarlet
>>566904316
>>566903010no it doesn't it sounds like a music genre or something
Did the forced manufactured drama finally die out?
>>566903965Only if you're my bwo
the day before the Meet
>>566904443I'm not your buddy, bwo!
>>566904490
Falco could never
>>566904489that's like 2 mant runs bwo
>>566904595Insufficient coffee levels, applying now
>>566904595I really wanna see a part 2 to this image where Teio is about to break down and trainer is holding her and whispering into her ear to hang on for a little longer(MANT hell is not gonna be over soon)
>>566904679Did Taishin fuck him up afterwards?
Uma musume
>>566904679
kingu love
>>566904707Curren is naturally the epitome of cute, whereas Falco has to work at it tirelessly to even approach Curren's cuteness power.
>>566904856
>>566904938
So how's the weather
>>566905027
>>566905185why is ryan like this
>>566903228She is drinking juice.
>>566905116hehehehehhehe
>>566904938if curren was naturally cute then she wouldn't need to force it as much as she doesyou fell prey to the succubus
shart fartcon
You guys don't actually hate me, right? It's all jokes, right?
>>566905116What a succubus!
>>566905208
https://x.com/i/status/2054661694954315812He can't keep getting away with this.
i need lewds of gentildonna
One year into the game and only now I completed all the graded trophies lol
>>566905297She doesn't have to force it though. You'd know that if you read the dialogues. Curren asks Falco for advice on engaging fans during concerts, and Falco is like "No problem, let's see what you normally do" and Curren just does a cute pose and Falco is like "what the fuck, that's literally flawless already I cant improve on that, who the fuck is this person"
>>566905350
7 and everyone completes a MANT run regardless of how badly it goes right now
>>566905517FUCK YOYYUUUUUUU
>>5669055177 and everyone rapes you
>>566905517KILL YOURSELF
>>566905517
>>566905517The fuck you mean a MANT run desu wa? I already did one today.
>>566905325>You guys don't actually hate me, right?Of course, you're my bwo
>>566905450>last trophy>falconYeah I know it sucks to race that one but it had to be done
>>566905514gn
>>566905664Bwo....
>>566905208cutie
>>566905517I will be back in 30 minutes.
>>566905680I love this so much it's unreal
I will not fall for your lies and catch your diseasesBegone succubus
>trying to make a Taiki Shuttle ace>had to do like 20 parent runs with Nishino Flower and the cunt gave me Mile 2* and Stam 2* with no Ignited PWR nor Head-On>actually losing clocks at Med races with B aptitude>Sprint races are retarded and you can lose no matter how much overwhelming stats you have>3 grandparents with Med pinks so lowering my Mile aptitude by halfI'm going to lose it if I'm called sovless for running Taiki in Gemini. Building her is fucking ASS.
>>566905517Why would you do this to us
>>566906036your gold head on inherit?
>>5669055177 and this post gets Reverse Uno'd and he has to do as many runs as he's had (You)s so far
>>566905517[-]
>>566903648She's a big ningen
>>566906036>>trying to make a Taiki Shuttle aceYep, that's my daily mood up event. Thanks bwo.
>>566905517Shirakoi you fucker Im still getting through with graphing secant(t)
1
>>566906305Peak design
>>566906215I have one for the Derby. She's probably not going to win much but it looks good enough to me.
>>5669055174 and you skip your daily
>>566905517But shiraoki-sama im out of TP...
>>566905334Why can't you ever post the right one? Your image is all fucked up, here's the proper Curren
You can't force people to do something through 7 posting. It doesn't work like that
>>5669055171 and you gamble on a +75% fail
>>566906036Don't worry bwo, she'll still get raped in rooms because there weren't 2 front runners or there are too many.
Guys, my trainee is so attractive and sexy that I might just lose control and ravish herAny other trainers struggling with this? Particularly at Tracen Academy? Particularly any trainers with trainees with brown hair?
>>566905027I fucking LOVE Taishin propaganda
>>566905517hah, I've completed THREE MANT runs today, joke's on you Shiraoki!
>>566906438I really cant even tell the difference, but hey the more Curren the better
>>566903509Maybe
>>566906415>witletOh no.... please let me know when you're queuing haha
Ahhhhhhhhh why didn't she hit the mile spark
>>566905027Imagine being a trainer and getting saddled with this creature. Grim.
>>566906703:)
>>566905680I wish more people would do stuff with Hayahide. She's fun
Thoughts?
>>566887609i say this
>>566906415I don't know why I didn't think of this, fucking based Taikifag.Does her ult work on Tokyo 2400?
>>566906803I would marry this woman
>>5669064697 and you eat your cum
>>566905680>Huh? A date?Wit check passed (0 wit)
>>566905484>read the dialoguesno thanksas soon as she mentioned umastagram and glazed herself in her first story i ignored everything else
>>566906036Taiki on mile cm is soulless tho
>>566906584there's a gap missing over the right breast of your Curren, looks like a few pixels got erased.
>>566906803Marriage with granny and bro
>>566899170>>566900217This is what I do with dober btw
>>566906803Old.
>>5669064697 and I rape Teio
http://poal.me/gnbnw1http://poal.me/gnbnw1http://poal.me/gnbnw1>BNW MENTIONED
>>566906791I'll cope with that one, I'm tired of running creekNishino needs medium sparks anyway
>>566906979gay stallions
>>566906610>no pubesnot my riko
>>566907017>racists in the poll kill yourselves
0 and tomorrow's CM shall be doomed
Kinda lewd when you think about
>>566906836I mean, it isn't useless but it activates pretty late. It is more a backup in case redshift isn't enough.
>>566907267>white background
>>566907195lewd
>>566907195
>>566907186There are racists everywhere anon
how the fuck do you win races with E aptitude for the secret achievement?
>pretending to like King GayloThis meme was never funny, it never will be
>>566907449MS Paint is complicated tech preez undastaaando
>genuinely loving king straightloBASED
>reddit tachyon
I wanna hug King Halo and tell her she will always be my first-rate uma
cringe gaylo
>>566896272https://litter.catbox.moe/8luuhre41m4fgs2u.xlsxdon't open it in excel. it'll look uglier than it already is. open with google sheets. cell color in some rows was just for me to track which races rice couldn't do pre-mant. rightmost column is just scribbles. Never got around to adding rows for TS Climaxes but neither they nor URA finales are required for the titles. Y3 column is just whether a race takes place in year 3. helps with IDing races that you get a 2nd chance at or maybe don't want to run in Y2 because of schedule conflicts or difficulty, etc.
https://poal.me/4suwjohttps://poal.me/4suwjohttps://poal.me/4suwjo
peasant halo is such a basic bitch that even the queen of basic bitches gold shitty respects her
>>566907928
>>566907976King 4chan confirmed
Do we really need a poal made for every topic?
kingu hours?
>>566908095haha that's some funny placement. it's like tazuna has uma ears
>>566908245https://poal.me/3qvz0w
>>566908245IINCHOU'S PERKY NATURALS
>>566908245http://poal.me/hbjvhphttp://poal.me/hbjvhphttp://poal.me/hbjvhp
kingu hours :)
How are we feeling for the cm? Cooked or hopeful?
>>566908285I really liked that line, very cute.
>>566908465Cooked unless my borrows tomorrow give me something good
>>566908245we could have a poal slandering whoever we want
>>566908387I thought there was only one schizo???
>>566908461ASMR Kingu
>>566908465Practice rooms make me want to kill everyone who plays this game
King Halo would rapidly deepthroat you while holding both of your hands with interlocked fingers and make you cum down her throat at maximum insertion depth while maintaining eye contact, and then keep sucking, because that's what a first rate partner is capable of.
>>566908517I just thought it would be funny for once. Voted no btw.
>>566908465Every attempt to make an ace crash and burned for one reason or another. I'm just gonna throw whatever at it and not gaf anymore
making aces would be easier if you played the game and made parents
>>566908465I'm cooked like I am for every CM
>>566908684shut the fuck up and eat your vegetables sweepy
>>566908465>SS King Halo, but she only has Nimble Nav and no Slick Surge>UG Ardan who got Fast Learner, but Akikawa trolled with no Head-On, no Nimble Nav, no Ignited PWR, literally just relying on Red Shift and praying for a lucky Radiant Star>S+ Daiwa Scarlet who got everything for early race but lacking mid-race skills due to no Fast LearnerCooked. Probably will make it to A finals with like a 40% WR.
>>566908580
>>566908684it would be easier for you to shut the fuck up if you ate your vegetables
>>566908684>playing MANT
>>566908350I need sex with Maruzensky
>>566908684let's look for it together bitch
my gorgeous wife and our adopted daughter
Fuck me. This is pretty much close to the perfect statline for CM but of course I didn't get Mile S.
https://poal.me/ihi4j8https://poal.me/ihi4j8https://poal.me/ihi4j8https://poal.me/ihi4j8
>>566908873Mile S is optional
>>566908796>>566908708haven't heard that before
>>566908862Isnt halo a bit old to be your daughter?
>>566908945Not to me
>>566908684I actually made a fucking killer maruzensky parent for this CM. She's got me about 20 new followers every day and maximum follower borrow coins each day for the first time since i started this game.
>>566908465well, let's see:>1 Red Maru with decent stats and distance S and ok midrace but no groundwork so she's shit>1ChocoGundam without distance S and 1183 speed so she's shit>1Golshi with good stats and ok midrace but no distance S so she's shitso...............I'll get into B finals if I'm lucky. Considering how last Taurus I didn't know how to play and didn't win a single race, I'll at least (maybe?) get some kind of trophy. Maybe tomorrow's borrows will do something special but I doubt it. I've had a horrible streak of parent runs for Red Maru and Seiun Sky, it's been very demoralizing >Raisu-emote.png
>>566908684In blazer an ace run IS a parent run!
>>566908525I honestly don't know how to feel about practice rooms, they feel like a difficulty level above what you usually find in cms, I remember getting my ass handed to me every single time there only for my umas to go win group A finals.
>>566909012>He helps others winLMAO what a cuckOne of these guys is going to steal your finals win with the ace they made using your slut parent
>>566909067Normally I'd agree with you, but with the Open league changing requirements I don't think we'll get easy S-rank wins anymore
>>566908774You'd do it AND you'd be proud of yourself for it. The Halo I know doesn't do anything half way.
>>566909012very nice Maru, Mambro, I've been in the Red Maru mines but after 30 runs I've got shit all. Will rent your Maru for a bit, arigatou.
I need sex
>have shitty uma as representative>for some reason some scrubs are making aces with herI mean it's just Doberman and the most notable thing is she has 2* power and ig pow but come on her pinks are mile med and end closer you can do better
cringe gaylo fans are even more cringe than reddit ACKyhon fans
Do I need redshift for XOguri on CM15?
>>566908684>do parent farming>get 1* wit, 3* late surger, dogshit blue, and worthless whites (rise and repeat until out of borrows)I am convinced>>566909067Practice rooms (at least here) are always way above what you'll actually face in the CM since it's the most hardcore people with all of the important cards MLB'dLosing them doesn't mean much
Zelarinth is crashing out again
>>566908465air fried
>>566909306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPBnrIAWDeU
>>566909438I do not understand what this image is trying to convey
>>566909067Thats how its always been. Practice rooms are typically a little bit above A finals level.>>566909146Thats actually a good point, I wonder how much it will effect my Round 1 win rate. Finals wont be effected though.
>>566908465I'm ready to get fucked as usual but getting into Group A is the goal so hopeful for that
>>566909032That's cope and they will never be as good as a dedicated parent unforch
>>566909012What site is this?
i call her Wife Wifelo
Onahalo
nigga can you stop spamming your gay boring uma? we get it you like the basic bitch
I am so burn out yurimusume. One of the worst aspects of lesbians is the way they latch onto and hollow out genuine artistry so they can burrow in and eat it from the inside like some insect parasite, destroying what was good and true and leaving nothing but a worthless disgusting dead husk.
>>566908465I built my aces the way I wanted them, and let thread post numbers decide my other 2 aces. I think I'm having fun even if my winning chances are low
nakadashlo
Kink Sexlo
>after losing his gay bf the schizo starts lashing out
The owes me sex anon owes me sex
If you wanted more King Halo, you can just ask.
>>566909989nigga just say you're gay
>one hater shouting into the voidkek
>>566909719Whatever DWEEB. My failed aces have been treating me just fine.
I owe sex to the next anon that pays sex
If you were an uma, would you have sex with you torena?
>>566910075He's trying to rebound with the lost of this favorite poster. He's doing everything just to forget him...
>not a single card finished their chains>SS+I like Taiki she gets free stats even if you non stop race
>>566910094god both Kingu and Kawakami would make the most incredible mothers
>>566910239I love soap operas, this one is just too sadWill we ever get the third arc where he finds a new love?
>run going well for once>forgot to take wit Bourbonretard award
>>566909012>that namehope you've been well, old friend
halo is sexy but putting up with her attitude for years would wear you down if she didn't soften up with her whole shtick.
>>566909067CM rooms are bullshit and serve no purpose. Your only objective every CM is to get to A finals, that’s it
>>566910223Yes, unless he's Skilled Trainer, New Trainer or Veteran Trainer. Those guys sucks.
>>566910359I glazed over the drama, what happened? Did NTRfag get b& or something?
I gotta admit Halo isn't my favorite but her casual and racing outfits are top 5 in my book
>>566910359Maybe he's trying that now. Finding the next avatarposter that can give him the same way he felt with the NTRfag. He tried with Stegoanon but Stegoanon wouldn't give him attention...
fapped to this before
>>566910547>>566910547>>566910547
>>566910391>The Betrayer is MetalGearpostingwhat a timeline
>>566910401her 'shtick' is the mask she wears to hide her inferiority as well as overflowing kindness. You clearly don't get it
>>566910591he's my ex clubmate, but I've never switched clubs
kingu has natural motherly instinctsof course she would soften up but she'll always have just a bit of that edge
>>566910553Mhein Kraft segs
>>566910239Grass owes me sex
>>566895250I've seen her unique suggested as inherit
>>566888980ugly ass fat ass no good torena>>566889668not to give RFH any credence but if you aren't a large in your shoulders you are not training hard enough>>566892237I cannot complete Haru :(>>566895642all Uma are bi leaning hetero>>566899701take my wife's name out of your damn mouth
