Previous: >>566886693>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
hey
kingu
Neo Cutie
I am so burn out on yurimusume. One of the worst aspects of lesbians is the way they latch onto and hollow out genuine artistry so they can burrow in and eat it from the inside like some insect parasite, destroying what was good and true and leaving nothing but a worthless disgusting dead husk.
Update the thread info you gay faggot.
Happy birthday!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>566910606Hope you die, rabiposter :-)
>>566910752me too
ningen > uma
our honorary saudi imam ebayan
>>566910721The hottest part is the intimacy of this pic like what the fuck I'd go wild motorboating Fuji's tits but LOOK AT HER LEG AND HER HAND SHE WANTS IT AS MUCH AS POKKE IT'S SO GREAT
putting my schtick into kingu's umanko
>>566910794I hope you live and produce offspring, rabi poster
>>566910639The sole victim? Me.
So the brown schizo came back from his factory work huh
what accels for fronts are even good in Gemini? I think I'll just run triple fronts and deny Pasa's unique because fuck that horse, still bitter over the last mile CM. >Angling>Plancha>Mummyis that about it? Thinking Bourbon, SMaru/Red Maru, and Seiun Sky for this one. I'd do Suzuka but Unrestrained is shit on this track -again - and ditto for Red Shift.
>>566910859fake no sweat
>>566910678>>566910721>>566910726>>566910829Genuinely, what's the point of playing a yuri gacha as a red-blooded male? If you aren't a tranny or a cuck you just end up severely depressed in the long run
are chestnuts a good or bad kind of brown
>>566910668yuni!
>yurischizoThis thread was suppose to be better...
>>566910953Just angling and plancha, mummy requires 2 to 4
this will be a good thread
>>566910726
>>566910795post part 2 of that comic
>>566910721>>566910831isn't this the same guy that made the bakushin gif? absolute legend and I'm jealous of the panache with which he directs his uma scenes, rare skill
>>566910963just say you want sweaty Kingu next time, silly
>>566911020depends on their tit size>>566911057bitch whore slut rude evil stacy
>>566910795Aoi could beat Teio
>>566911039He's trying to get over the NTRfag and this is one of his coping mechanism. If he can't get attention from his favorite poster, then, he's trying to get attention from everyone else
im honestly more concerned that anon has been forcing himself to do this all day
>>566911129Looks like it but I don't know where these anons find them, there's only two Bakupits on gelbooru and no sourceThis fucker managed to implant so much emotion and swagger to his works it's enviable
>>566911052ideally I'd have mummy Creek and Oguri/NY Opera as grandparents for my Seiun and Pasa parents, but we'll see what we can get.
>>566911289Debut race consuming energy is so fucking bad
lmao the self reply is too obvious
>>566911132There's something so nice about that grainy texture I can't describe and also sweaty thighs gimme gimme gimme
>>566911221We're living the TV series drama life
>>566910547orferve bwos?why is she born on the declaration of independence of israel?
https://jiggie.fun/63rH5Ahttps://jiggie.fun/63rH5Ahttps://jiggie.fun/63rH5A
Special week is a brown horse
>>566911016go away, no one likes you and im tired of explaining why youre a fucking retard. Also, you're probably a closeted homosexual. You won't understand the explanation anyway, being esl and all
>>566911408wtf I love ofeverererer now??
>>566911016WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS GENERAL NEVER REPLY FUCK YOU USELESS FAGGOTS
>>566911221>He's trying to get over the NTRfagplease explain further? I'm listening with popcorn ready
I'm sorry to interrupt your estrogen conversationJoin in me in this CM14 room I need to see what do I need to do191338421913384219133842
It's okay. Someday you'll get your own NTRfag that loves you back...
>CM14Nyo
>>566911521k
>>566911221Pretty pathetic desu
>>566911057Gold City bukkake
whore umanko
>>566911057her cingray design is seriously cute af
>>566911521>already has 3 Gemini acesFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>566911408
cm13 is taking too fucking long and it haven't started yet...
You guys have CM14 aces ready?
>>566911497Our resident schizo have always brought up the NTRfag even if he's not in the threads, and he stirs all the discussions to be about NTRfag/V every possible chance. Which lead to people to realize that he may just be a lovesick maiden that can't be honest to himself.
>>566911649Only 2 test aces I'm just starting on this
yummy
>>566911684i had one made up when i was making tt umas when mant dropped, i had one through sheer luck in just a random run, and one that i intentionally built
>>566911497>>He's trying to get over the NTRfagAside from the post above. He's trying all kinds of baits, and latching on to everything as if trying to get over his favorite poster since NTRfag stopped replying to him
>>566910721Me on the left
first-rate mother
time to reset and bless the thread! I'm going to go towards bed for now, disappointing parent runs/ace runs, but I'll pull the levers tomorrow anyway like the terminally addicted gambling whoreson that's become my nature. good night /uma/, shiraoki bless your runs.
>>566911521Results>1k guts Taishin testedAIIIEEEEEAnother one475002374750023747500237
i like yuri but i do not argue about itlet people like what they like and do not force it on others
>>566911262acording to r34 he goes by coolchouzhaoand yeah that's exactly what I'm saying, I wonder if he can come up with more on the fly or if it's random strikes of inspiration
>>566911693Kinda cute desu
>>566911016>picCute
>>566912008post that taishin's skills and deck onegai
>>566912003Hope you dream with your oshi
>>566912201KitaCBYeppers (Guts)FukuFMNTR
>>566912213Ohimba
>>566911448Nice excuse to mask that you have no idea. You just like yuri because you self-insert as women.
Ines Fujin has a stupid sounding voice. Just as bad as Tosen Jordan
>>566912008need 1 more anon to join up
>that typing stylewow it actually is the schizo trying to get a new date...
>>566912362jesus you're fucking retarded, and immediately prove you don't understand yuri. people who like yuri literally don't self insert. It's very simple you mudslime, 2 pretty girls are better than 1 pretty girl.
Is this yuri?
>>566912387quit belly aching anon, you'll eventually warm up to big sis
>>566911693Every time I see the schizo and the NTRposter reply to him, I always remember this post and grin uncontrollably. I imagine the schizo is squealing with glee as he type his "angry" reply to the NTRposter
>>566912265sankyuu>no ayabe gutsvery interesting
go back to your containment board fucking faggots
>>566912583is this based on some hispanic meme or is the joke just sex?
>>566912551depends, did she go Misery on suzu?
>>566912509>people who like yuri literally don't self insert.reminds me of a dumb romcom manga about a yurifag and fujoshit who swap bodies and try to make their social lives still work, wish I could remember what it's called, but the yurifag had two dakis of his yuri oshis, and would put them in his bed together and he slept on the floor. I lost my shit laughing
>>566912560Did not expect her to have a high pitched voice
>>566912583Spics are based
>>566912593
We don't like hags here
i feel like daiwa scarlet gets more ai slop than any other uma
>>566911448That was a funny day
>>566912654Yeah. No ayabe guts cause 2LB only and I can't make the 50 RB.
>>566911684Just one but maybe I should remake her
>>566912509Even if there were thousand pretty girls that liked each other, one pretty girl that was straight and liked me would be better.
post hags
>>566912713>looks criminally good in blackgodDAMN Suzuka!
>>566912551>this much shipping pandering I fucking hate star blossom
>>566912783umas with big tits get more slop in general
hehe more like shart blossom
>>566912008Results.Late speed skills seems to be the way, thanks for joining.
>>566912725honestly sounds funny just hearing you tell it. But yeah, most people, actually this applies to Fujos big time - they do NOT self insert. I've seen fujos lose their shit when people don't understand lol
>>566912873
>literally an entire chapter of gold ship NO WAY FAGing a fan girlyuri bros?
>>566912708Both
why did they hold Sirius Symboli for so long?
>>566911652
>>566912992fujos turn pooners nowadays and definitely self insert
>>566912905Damn
>>566912873How do you do this in Umaviewer?
>>566912967No problem. I am only testing my taishin. VB and Oguri were just throwaway. VB isn't even meant to run this CM. Good race.
meh, okay enough while I wait for the others
>>566913065timed with the larc mode
Thread is getting too brown, time to leave
>>566913065Why did they hold Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi for so long?
>>566912725>>566912992Reminds me of this treasure of a mangaThis one is hilarious.
>>566913226>if you aren't a yuritroon you're brown
I thought the "anit-yuri" poster was being funny and ironic this whole time and I was developing a fondness for the ritualposts.Revealing himself as one of those low-iq people that must self-insert into everything, much like the people with aphantasia that insist everyone else is lying about a minds eye view, is dissapointing.>>566913057>bothplease link me or give me the name of the spanish meme hispanic bro
>finally hit medium S and groundwork on senior year>LMAO NO RAINBOWS ON SUMMERvegetacrying,jpeg
extremely early cm14 test361559813615598136155981
>>566913345Bejita...
>draw your own adaptation of keiba history >write the girls being all mushy gushy with each other >can even make shit up and write in non-game umas >??????>profit!
>>566912992found it, this is what I was thinking of Ore Ga Fujoshi
>>566913065>NTRshit between summer, and L’Arc altsbased, fuck that character
>>566913373curren cute
>>566910639all me btw
>>566913340I have known about his type of people ever since I played FGO JP release date.Those type of people will refuse to roll for or say anything positive about characters who aren't after the blank slate self insertable protag's cock.Those people are more abundant than you think.
>>566912587I cannot wait to plap this drunkard and her fat boobs
No uma anime this year?
>>566913132>anons just shit out distance S I hate you all with the force of a thousand suns
Maybe our schizo can find love with a Kingposter...
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>566913065trying to demystify cy's decisions is a fools errand. They have done so much with uma that is baffling. For example, there are how many launch uma, that are still quite popular, that don't have 2nd alts by now? Bancho, luna, etc. Then sometimes theyve introduced umas earlier in-game or cards and yet they don't come out for literal years. Hell, taikis been quite popular like all of umas run, especially as just purely a meta tool, and they only released her 2nd alt recently. I mean, Suzu is one of the most popular uma period and still only has 1 alt
you don't need distance s
>>566913389its all so tiresome bros...get good stats and skills, no distance S. kicker is the 1*gutsfinally hit distance S, cards dont finish or dont hit the stats, and still 1*guts
>>566913614>>566913639
/uma/ is an umatore thread
>>566913430>the entire existence of Topro now reminds him of NTRposterKYAAAAAAAAA <3
>>566913089>one attention whore on X now defines fujosno..
cm13 status?
>>566912756>bald nature
Is /uma/ a Bejita general?
>>566913373one more365128853651288536512885
>>566913340It’s both, because they redrew over ithttps://x.com/justnansensu2/status/2051361212676317569?s=46&t=NrOL9ErNxL3qSy9yPwlb3A
>>566911560Dicta and her trainer that's 30 years older than her are my relationship goals. I can start dating high schoolers in just 10 more years...
>>566913773B finals if lucky
>>566913773SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>566913793no but this is bejita hours
>>566913597>Suzu is one of the most popular uma period and still only has 1 altas a devoted Suzufag, it is worth noting that alt in particular is God-tier. Holy shit is that alt criminally hot. Her aptitudes are better too, and her kit improves. I can't wait to spark her.
>>566912059>shiraoki blesses you with 2 masterpieces>the drawback is asian bitch genes so you pull out instead of capitalizingGod works in mysterious ways or something
>>566913614>>566913639Bejitabro btw
>>566913527Your MANT parents?
>>566913773Not goodAll three have medium SBut one has no red shift so she has to be 6th so winOne has red shift and MPB but only 1150 speedAnd the other has pump and red shift and no late race speedI am hoping I can at least make A finals off of the casuals who stayed in graded and didn't leave to open.
>>566913793Replace Bejita with King Halo to get your answer
I hear of a rumor that Cygames is trying to shape up Mayao's dad in her anime to be in a vein similar to Tom Cruise. If they aren't able to score Tom Cruise, they're gonna move onto Ryan Gosling.
>>566913793More of a Pikkoro guy myself
>>566913950If Mayano's dad is Ryan Gosling, does that mean I fuck my daughter?
>>566913340somewhat ironically, people obsessed with self-insert lack much of a personality themselves. They give themselves power by self-inserting. They probably can't even play games like the Witcher because Geralt is too defined, even though he lays pipe everywhere.
>>566913793Bejitabros love everything moe, especially K-On
>>56691391450 Red Maru runs and not a single good parent in any of them. It's been a horrible month
>>566913827I'll probably keep groove once fine and curren are here, wedding front curren should work well with her uniquemaya is just useless always unfortunatelythanks thanks
>>566913071The ‘Tyrant’.
>>566914106VB too op. That isn't even a VB made for CM14, she is a CM13 one. But I guess with the right procs, she can just win.
I wish i rolled for Ines Fujin
What's that thing Halo has around her neck?
>>566914106>unique requires you to pass someone>front
>>566913492I wouldn't say that... ;)
I don't even have one S+Fuck am I doing wrong
>>566914106>Pace>Front>FrontAnon?
>>566913484there's probably an even sadder tier now of people that dont enjoy things only because of a vocal minority>>566913839big thanks anon, time to exploreno idea how i would have found that without someone who already knew what it was based on
>>566914153.jpg
>>566914294playing this meme scenario
>>566913793>>566914068>Bejitabros love everything moe>King Halo is very moe
>>566914294How many sparks?
>>566913773hopefulish
>>566913492I can feel a movie coming For Oguri and not Mayano
>>566913340>I thought the "anit-yuri" poster was being funny and ironic this whole timeI doubt that there's any of those thoughts behind those copypasta and he's just baiting for replies, and a chance to derail the thread
>>566914060>even though he lays pipe everywhere.Not in Yenneferin my playthroughs. God I hate that woman, sure she's hot as fuck, but she's the vast number of female traits I happen to despise wrapped up into one character. I always choose "I don't want to be with you anymore" after the djinn fight and I have never made choices that would lead to ecchi with her prior to that. Fuck Yen, in every single way except literally, I have a screenshot of her sad face after your reject her and it gives me a boner UMA MUSUME
>>566913773Im probably gonna go to group B and uninstall
>>566914106Paces will need updrafters/furious feats
Would it be better to have a front/pace/late team than a pace/late/late team?
>>566914315I don't have nishino or mummy so the plan is to heavy stack front so pace can overtake and rape with flower + goof upif front curry doesn't work I'll do triple pace, simple as
>>566914280PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEor if not her, then...........
This shit is so boring, anyone wanna talk?
MACKIE AND DICTUS SITTING IN A TREEK I S S I N G
>>566913773I've been getting raped in rooms/10, I fucking hate MANT and I'm sick of distance sparks with MaruI've already had more Mile S procs in the last few days than the last 3 weeks for Med S.My aces aren't even bad, but they're just okay so it's going to be a rough round 2 for sure.
>>566914538Triple pace / Double front/pace + pace/front is the annoying fuck lineup.
>>566913895her summer alt is pretty cute. But her OG w/ evolved is actually still used today in JP
if King Halo is the vegeta of umawhos the picolloand the other Z warriorspeople say gentildonna is broly, but her unique animation is clearly freeza
>>566913773Just a quick reminder. Now that Open League has been bumped to A+, Day 1 will now be fully meta. The lowest grade you'll encounter is S+, jobbers will no longer appear, and you won't be able to treat it like the previous Day 1s. All the jobbers will now be at A+ since they no longer need to minmax just to be able to stay in Open League.
>>566914624
>>566914717>picollohishiama or kris S
What the fuck is wei supposed to mean?
>>566914650Sure. Who’s your favorite uma and why. I enjoy detailed explanations so try to elaborate
>>566913773I really want to fucking quit
>>566914717someone post the video of her ult I need a shot of kino before bed
>>566914315>durr look at how much of a smartass I amKill yourself. Genuinely
>>566913773If I don't get taurus plat* I'm quitting at the end of the month
>>566914847
>danchou sniped 5 dudes and laughed about it with 5 different stickers I hate my club
>>566914717Goku - Oguri (both are peak)Vegeta - Halo (both KINGS)Piccolo - Rickey (Pedos)Yamcha - Urara (Too easy)Gohan - ZRR (Both nerds destined to save the world with a sword)Tien - Marche Lorraine (Based solely on the fact they both carry puppets)I got bored after that but there you go the important ones
>>566914847wahey
>>566914940https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W9uwf1L3Sjs
>>566914429ciris my favorite by a large margin so i don't get to sleep with my fav anyway since daughter. I did once play with a nude mod where her and triss/yenn followed me around and blew shit up though
>>566914847WEIIII
>>566914853I really like King Halo.Beyond just being a composite of a lot of traits I like. I really admire how they adapted her jockeys story through her career. I find the idea of someone pushing themselves to live up to their own expectations of themselves quite beautiful. It reminds me of my mom before she got sick. She calls herself first rate as a promise to herself so she keeps trying hard every day to be first rate. She eventually even learns to stop giving a shit about what her mom says.Bonus points for the upcoming story where you're a married couple tardwrangling other Umamusume. That's very cute.
>>566914538What the other anon said, pace are fucking awful unless you luckshit room comp or bring 3 fronts/pace.I tried bringing Taki/Nishino with a Tamamo in some rooms and they still sometimes failed to proc their ults because their mid race was better than the other umas so they'd push into 1st and 2nd and lose off of that.
>>566914847commonly used by mexicans to refer to someone. Think ‘bro’ or ‘dude’, it can also be used to call someone a fool depending on the context. In conclusion she is mexican
>>566913597Spacing out more popular umas for different alts seems smart. No one is gonna pay for rolls on a banner with Biko Pegasus and Furioso
>>566914847Apparently it means "hey", and is in chinese
>>566915224I better not see a single Freud post in response to this.
This is the worst CM of all time and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>566914847Shut the FUCK up
>>566915308Localizers did something RIGHT?Palmer wasn't turned into yuribait?WHAT'S GOING ON? IS THIS THE POWER OF GYARUS?
>>566915407First time?
>>566915407Every CM is the worst CM of all time
>>566914774anon we still saw B and even C umas in graded before open bumped the requirements
>>566915132god i cant wait for her
>>566915305we're talking literal years anon. Luna and bancho are the most surprising to me, luna especially, because she already has her 1 alt.
do I cuddle Helios with her head tucked under my chip or the other way around?
>>566915224Fair enough. I’m sorry to hear about your mother’s illness. I hope she recovers soon. King Halo is a fun character, and her career is quite interesting. If you make her a triple crown winner, there are some intriguing scenarios to explore. If you haven’t read them yet, I highly recommend doing so. I haven’t read her character stories myself, but you’ve encouraged me to start.
>>566915407nothing beats sprint, not even close.
>>566915079>picolo pedowhat
>>566915224can i fuck your mom
I think Verxina is cuter than Gentildonna
>>566915308didn't the guy who said this backtracked after Chinese people said that made no sense
>>566915780Based
>>566915770
>>566911285NY doesn't work on cm14 eaten by accel zone
I hate zoomers.I seriously fucking hate them.
>>566915407The worst CM of all time.. so far.
Almond Eye.
>>566915791He's probably from mainland and got outed by good chinks aka non-mainlanders lmao
>>566915780damn stop fucking over the desk you got the academy budget report papers wet
/uma/, settle my conundrum before I get started on making my pace chasers for CM14Do I run this as pictured with NTR as a borrow card for the Firm Course Menace?Or do I tag out Mejiro Dober for the SSR Event Special Week and use Fine Motion so I can get Speed Star?Basically, which is more valuable, FCM or Speed Star?
>>566915884malding unc has high cortisol levels
>>566915884W-what did I do to you?
>>566915224>Bonus points for the upcoming story where you're a married couple tardwrangling other Umamusume.the WHATLINKPLEASE
>>566915926Is she for (you)?
I fuck zoomers.I seriously hate fucking them.
>>566915969FCM is soft distance S, get prepared to pass from hints instead of FM agemasening you.
>>566915407
>>566915780me on the left
>>566916047
>>566915970The way you worded this post... I think you are a FAKE ZOOMER
>run 3 ssr 2 sr and riko>events still don't finish
>>566915668Thanks. It realistically won't get better but she's coping with it now.>>566915750No, she's over 50.>>566916038Douzohttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZZs1PbjEQdd8-uBSvh38_lcceKSOjwgV&si=H1X2LZFaxxv3oxVb
>>566916089left on the 1st and 2rd panel or the 3rd and 4th panel?either way ill still rape you
>>566916145Digitan smells really nice and feminine
...
>>566915407that was last CM
I did another bit but then what I typed disappeared so I'm just going to be straight with you here33019216Tokyo 1600
>>566916047Yes
>>566916047(You) become her
>>566916292The admittance of failure is sometimes a bit in of itself.
>>566916292Stop announcing these while I'm the middle of a career cutscene! I can't pause to join!!!!
>>566916047VERY much so
"""perfect heroine"""
>>566916292>>566916367I despise this creature
>>566915407I'm not taking it seriously since I don't have the first plat title of it anyway.I'm only taking CMs that I already have a plat of seriously, if not, I'll experiment and participate for fun.
I know every generation complains about the next, but am I the only one that thinks zoomers and the generation beyond them are totally fucked? Lazy, weak-willed, whiny, easily offended, social media obsessed, chat GPT AI dependent... Even their memes are shit.
ONLY 4 MORE CMS UNTIL MANT IS OVER
>5 room matches in a row where I simply failed the angling witcheck with 1200 wit I used up my badluck for the actual CM at least
>>566916534Yes but good thing is they're slowly killing themselves so it won't last long
>>566916428the fucks wrong with you
>>566916534I interacted with some Zoomers the other day for part time work and I felt they'll be okay.At worst they'll be a little more stupid but I think that's a positive.
>>566916534im born just in time to watch the world burn and I gotta rebuild after it
>>566916534Yes, but, at the same time at least they're changing the way how wagies work. We don't need this old ass system of being "loyal" to your company but get replaced in a heartbeat, and the boomers forcing that mindset to others.
>>566916702Zoomers don't know how to talk to people. Want to smack them when they give me that dumb stare and say idk
>>566916803
>>566916669She whines, cries, screams, and probably pees on her underwear too much
sorry danchou limbus just got an update i will have to flatline for today
Can I make a decent Rudolf for this CM using mostly power sparks and a couple stam sparks with the following deck or do I need more stam sparks?Speed: Kita and FukuStam: Borrowed SCWit: FM, Marvelous and Tachyon
>>566916534no unc, your parents thought the same about you when you got the first taste internet benefits
>>566916702I think anyone who thinks zoomies and alphas are a literal existential threat spend too much time on the internet, where the worst of each generation gets exposed to everyone every dayAnd the complaints are usually 1st world problems, like I remember a guy saying kids saying "unalive", "exit game", or "the austrian painter" was deforming language irreparably in favor of safe corporate language, as if that wasn't something happening since the dawn of home televisionSure, some are very stupid and they're raised with a bunch of hormones and anti-depressants that ruin their chemistry, but once they grow up they either fix themselves and become a productive member of society or ruin their own lives like everyone else
>>566916669I want to stick it in this creature
>>566917054nice thumbnail bwo
>>566917020>kita and fukugood luck
I'm not balding, do I still count as an Oji-san if I'm over 25?
>>566916534>Lazy, weak-willed, whiny, easily offendedThe exact same shit every generation says about the next. Maybe the world getting worse to live in is the reason?>social media obsessedYes. This is disgusting indeed.>chat GPT AI dependentBetter than believing everything was made by Satan.Umamusume
post something cute
>>566917195As much as an 18 yo counts as a hag
sorry danchou can't play todaymy girlfriend manko stinks today
>>566916858>some retarded boomer asks me to do some shit outside of the scope of my job while only paying me 15 an hour>don't feel like arguing so I just stare back at them and give a non-committal answer
Im thinking of just retiring to open league
>>566915668chatgpt ass postkek
>>566916292The winner of the all out 6 Pace battle royal is Nishino FurowaSankyu to the participants>>566916367Sowwy anon... I can do another room if you'd like
>>566917271
>>566917307oji san cock is correction needed
>>566917317>he thinks open league is comfy townoh boy
>>566917368Saved by Beeline award
>>566917307But kiddo don't you know?You HAVE to work beyond what's expected of you! You HAVE to slave away to your corporate overlords for MY satisfaction!I didn't consciously oppose to join a war to be treated this way! You HAVE to kill yourself with a shitty job instead of doing the bare minimum expected because it's inconvenient to ME!These little wimps are so entitled...
I hate buhis here running rooms so much
>>566917368Thanks for hosting btw
>>566917515If you lose against local buhiis you stand no chance against the sperm whales that will pollute your rooms in particular
>>566917515I only spend money on Umas though...
>>566917450Mommy
>>566916534>LazyIt's a hidden strength, not wanting to work so I like to find the most convenient and stress free way to do things.>weak-willedYeah, can't defend that one.>whinyIf I feel like I'm being taken advantage of, you bet I'm whining.>easily offendedDoesn't apply to me.>social media obsessedDoesn't apply to me.>chat GPT AI dependentI'm a firm believer that AI is harmful to society.Did I pass the test?
>>566917515uh oh poor melty
Ok I wanna be a sweaty gamer when pulling for cards but also save for my cute girls but I noticed that after a while pace chasers become so fucking broken what the fuck when do they become good?
I think I made a mistakeHow many times am I gonna fail to meet the skill activatons for the full power Barcarole?
>>566917515I'll never get this mentality. I always join rooms and I'm always happy to get matched with our buhis to see how well I could do against them, and even take their builds as guides.
>>566918029It's loser mentality that will blame everyone for his loss instead of taking it as a learning experienceIf he's this pathetic with a gambling game imagine how fucked his life is
>>566917307>Right out of highschool about a decade ago>Ask my deadbeat father if he can use his (((connections))) to get me a job>Mind you, he's a sweatshop owner getting conned into get rich quick schemes that never pay off>"sure thing my son, go to my cold shack of a workshop to do this brain numbing task for below minimum wage and also stay there for a couple days doing that as if you were some african slave">Wonders why I broke contactThe boomer mind is incredible
>>566916534Boomers called us lazy retarded cunts too busy eating avocado toast. The next generation will be fine.
>>566918029You see the meltys more often and from more people as MANT goes on. MANT is breaking people
>>566917961>double circles>Radiant Star
>>566916534Zoomers give me a lot more hope than millennials. Like they're unquestionably more socially dialed-in than we are. Growing up with the internet made the propaganda less effective. It was pushed too hard from an early age and they got tired of it quickly, whereas with us it was a drip feed. I have a lot of hope for them.
>>566918238Look man my options weren't that goodand double circle corners/straights is almost twice as strong as their single circle version, unlike the green skills.
>>566916534zoomers are objectively fine on averagelike there's some really low hangers but there are some good cream of the crop, and they're the best at adapting to new stuff and tech.Gen alpha is unrevokably fucked though
>>566918029>take their builds as guidesYeah let me just see what these pigs are running and then I can hop in my time machine with $1600 and roll on those cards.
>>566918278My major problem with them is how much they lack common sense. Like, seriously.I would say I'm biased but I've already seen these from a lot of zoomers, my siblings included.
Their age isn't the problemSomething else is though...
>>566918334They may be strong but for skill padding purposes (which is what you want for NYOpera) they only count as 1 skill proc out of 7
>>566918029>even take their builds as guides.Hard to do when its 4 or 5 SSR and borrowed SSR deck
>>566917515This is why I build high gamble unitsif I can just win against the buhis once (and it doesn't look like a fluke) I'm guaranteed A finalsThe only time this hasn't worked is last CM where I refused to use hogger for anything but my dirt TT
>>566918446Yes, that was my big mistake. I don't think I can make a better Opera in time but I'll try a couple more runs. Maybe get a good parent.
Mac-chan is cute
>>566918182Boomers still believe you can buy a house on minimum wage. For some reason it's impossible for their minds to grasp the meaning of inflation and the consequences of it and multiple intertwined socio-economic factors that had serious effects on the overall price of livingFor some reason their minds are stuck on the past in that sense except when they have to complain about the young'uns
>>566918562keep areola size, reduce breast size in half
Speaking of double circle skills, do they count as a gold skill for Time Trials / Career rating?
>>566918712TT no. Rating I've no clue.
>>566918551McQueen would never
>>566917261>>chat GPT AI dependent>Better than believing everything was made by Satan
>>566918712>do they count as a gold skill for Time Trialsno>Career rating?There isn't a flat amount for gold skills. They're all worth a different amount, possibly proportionate to their cost.
>>566918431I've realized a lot of zoomers are retarded because nobody actually tries to teach them anything so they don't develop as much common sense over time.Like it's a serious problem where parents will just let their kids fuck off on the internet all day and then send them to childcare and that's the extent of their childhood.
>>566918431I have limited interaction with them, but my cousin is insanely smart for his age. Just entered college, he's basically where I was at 26, plus he's much better looking and higher charisma than me. Frankly, much smarter on the math side than I am too, although I'm better at language skills. He's probably an outlier. But I get the feeling zoomer boys are hungrier than millennial boys were. Or at least some are. Some are blackpilled and are just going to recuse themselves from society.
>>566917515>Whines that not enough people do lobbies>Whines about the people doing lobbies
>>566919281>no dollshe's naked...
>>566917185That’s why I brought fuku. She is luck
>>566918551Cheeky child...
I've been masturbating to umas too much lately, I feel drained of energy....
>>566919276Eishin owes me paizuri.
>>566917961You should actually be in pretty good shape for Barcarole.
>>566917515If you're not posting your own rooms you don't get to have an opinion
>>566919317everyone is the same person
>>566919445Granted but you wake up in Düsseldorf
>Head then NeckAlmost got a double nige top 2
>>566919276German smells emanating from Flash-san
>>566919568Who's your third ace?
I missed the lobbies
>>566919610Don't have any. It's a big nige Suzuka rabbit.
>>566919510Flatties are so erotic
>>566919693post her please I don't know how to build bunny suzus
>>566918994One thing that stood out when I see my siblings or other zoomers is just how much they bruteforce things. There's a box or a packet with instruction included, they'll ignore it, and bruteforce them. Not even just limited to these, but they wouldn't give their actions proper thought and would do it the hardest way possible instead of thinking how will they do something easier. I teach my siblings but I'm scared for others.There's also the fact that they somehow can't drop their phones for a minute straight, and always need to look at them even when talkin with others or doing something.>>566919096He's definitely an outlier.
>>566917803>Teio>Oguri>XOguri>BrianNow.
which uma would be a booby streamer?
>wahh sprint/mile is unplayable
>>566920064now the skills
>>566920019falco would do it out of desperation to compete with Currens SFW streams and still get mogged by Curren
>>566919556Is it nice there?
>>566919839I'm reusing the one I made for the DerbyFalco's event didn't finish so I couldn't get Prudent Positioning
Helios, bring me your finest YouTube Poop
i need help masturbating bwos... cock is hard again but brainrot is not giving me any ideas
>>566920212Damn those are some nice debuffs. I'll try to do something similar, at the very least with front and pace hate and eater
>>566919610
>>566920098
>>566920154The area is nice.Sadly its full of germans.
>>566920064It's not but specialists still are worse in MANTblazernotice how nobody is playing urara and wickey is the very last uma released in it
>>566920385kek
>>566920349see the /h/ /voice/ thread.
>>566920349What about uma porn?
>>566920385good one
>>566920015Brian is more succesful as an end closer isn't she?And Ogus can be Pace, Late or End so doesn't countAnd lol teioMeanwhile in the future even though everyone glazes over Orfe being the strongest horse, she still gets mogged hard by FR, and those get mogged by Pace chasers, especially Chrono granny wtf
>>566920385I don't get it
>>566920547Haha sixty seven!
>>566920015>Teio
>>566920349Mejiro Ryan.
teio? sex
>Only do 1 run a day>Spent all those runs trying to get a 3* Ryan parent>Didn’t even achieve that and best I got was 2*I need to cobble a team together. What’s the non gaslight min stam+guts figure with/without gold recovery?
Hit the image limit!
>>566920775850+gold any distance
orenji
>>566920775900+2-3 whitesgold is very inconsistent and leaves your uma with 98% spurt ratewhites give you 100% spurt ratethis is the secret to win the darby btw
>>566921010bitch isn't even top 3 orange
>>566920934
that's what I thought
So would having FGM, left-handed, and spring runner be anything close to Medium S?
>>566921419>FGMFirm Gourse Menass :::DDD
>>566921262don't say that...
>>566921530fugg :DDDD
falco? sex
>>566921419theoretically yesbut then you can just get med S too because you spent all those skill points for something the enemy got for free
>>566920484>>566920697>teio badskill issue
>>566921914More like fracture issue
chiyono? pitlicker
>>566921419It's equal.
>>566922019
Grand Live sounds horrible>you must get 18 songs, which cost ~40 of a specific token or two, where even the best case rainbow training gives roughly 26 of those tokens
>>566922052Me liking Reimu
>>566910547Is /uma/ okay?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVjnFAkUjT0
buy an ad
>>566921914Whatever you say TeioHope your unique activates before the finish line this CM
>>566922249Buy an ad fatass
>>566922350
>>566922394teio rape
Stop bullying Teio!
Keep bullying Teio!
>>566920212runaway is not useful for mile desu
made 1 ace and that's it I don't care anymore MANT fucking sucks
>normalfag
>>566922369The worst part about swapping to my phone is that my hours played is completely off now
>>566921408Erotic uma
>>566921010Matikanefukukitaru is a model orange.When I think "orange," I think Matikanefukukitaru.She is the orange to which all other oranges are compared.
If you're gonna hate do it to Nature, not Teio!
>>566922832OYAKODON
>>566914429triss chad?
>>566916534Humans have been saying this for hundreds of years, none of us are special or doomed, you fell for the doom mongering media boomerfaghttps://youtu.be/dC3kBsRpkZQ?si=H2X_I48biMIFEMCB
>>566922970that's your own blood daughter toddlerchill a bit
>>566923090You're right I'll wait until she stops lactating Taishin and starts lactating me
She isn't even in my deck. I'm just loved by ningens
>>566923362
2 gay deer walk out of a barOne says to the other I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there
>>566910547Is there anyone who still doesn't have a club yet this late in the month?Even if you're not interested in joining my club, I'm just kinda curious at this point.But uh yeah, if you ARE interested, then Basashi (850734315) still has a spot open. We're a chill B+ club with no drama, and no need to worry about getting kicked. There is no official quota just don't flatline, or disappear without giving notice and you're good.Send a join request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your Trainer ID and I'll send you an invite.>>566915067Then join my club instead we're chill. Our danchou always feels bad about having to kick people.
>>566923293First time I see this happening. I didn't believe this could happen before
>This and a 65 Vita>Not enough for bothAIEEEEE
Now Seiun Sky isn't giving me escape artist. Today is cursed in terms of agemasen skills.
>>566922156I don't care, I don't care about anything anymore, just get me out of this hell...
>>566923429
>>566915067Club name to avoid?
>>566922970>>566923090>>566923290canonically, how fast do umas grow up to be tracen-aged?
>>566923567You know you can just drop the game right?
>>566923475I want to be the directors trainer...
>>566923692>>566923475>>566923362The director is an unerotic flat child!
>>566922369That's nothing.Although to be fair at least 20% of my hours are probably just from leaveing the game open while I do other shit.
>>566923674Junior is the 2 year old year.
reminder that the director is a canuck
>>566923674But dancho will be sad.
>>566923692>>566923475The last uma banner before EoS will be Yayoi/Tazuna.
A friend of mine just made a horrible dad joke please post your best Rudolf reaction pics
ALL Yayois are huge sluts.
sex with this uma in particular
>>566923674But who will feed and stud my umas if I'm not around?>>566923884
I love umamusume!!!!
>KKS, out of clocks>Spot struggle>Rushed
>>566923674>you can just drop the game rightHe cannot. The club needs him.
>>566910547https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11372985
anyone got any more "warning" comics?
Sweepy working for steam version when...
>>566924064>raped by a fat umaPleb
>>566924110>Risking a VAC ban over this shit
>>566923723Thats the best part
>>566923481I still don't believe it either.Did you get Riko's first time training event before you got the recreation unlock event? Or did you just randomly get the event without having gotten any other Riko events first?
>>566923981https://x.com/unbeller/status/2034651081452748833
>>566924003same!
>>566924220
hachimi hachimi hachimi
>>566924172surely the game doesnt have that kind of anti-cheat built in that Valve is connected to...
You ever do a run and realize that you fucked up your planning in junior year and were missing a pace chaser star, but you keep going anyway and it ends up being a good run?
>>566923481Is it based on your director friendship or something? There's no way you would have green with Riko.
>>566924318
normalfag hours
wasshoi mambo omatsuri mambozabu zabu yura yura omatsuri mambo
>>566924367I drank this when they had the collab at famimaIt sucked
Digitan...
>>566924367>Funny honeySurely mad honey is illegal in Japan. Even if it wasn't, surely they wouldn't sell it to umamusume.
>>566924185>>566924328I got her first event spook, two turns later that happened. I also got the New Year 3 Sympathy hintsI've gotten a few pal spooks, but the dating also triggering is a first.
>>566922156"must"your brain is cooked if you look at the impossible highroll and think "yeah i gotta get this every career or ill kill myself"
>>566924326It happens to the best of us
had to mash speed like an absolute gorilla, at least they were on speed in the climaxjust a fill in but now I can join rooms
>>566924460>I also got the New Year 3 Sympathy hintsThat makes sense since the dating event triggers it. >>566924326The Digitan I'm running in Taurus doesn't have a gold recovery because I forgot to pick one up through my power cards that I ran instead of Creek.
curren? slut
>>566924509I'll just have to hope B is good enough™If I end up having to remake a hors, it'll probably be vodka, but I don't like having to remake horses that already got Mile S once.
>>566924760Lose the ear muffs
bluds experience the taste of a highroll for the first time and then become lost in the sauce
oops
Finally got my first 5*. Fuku wife
what's so teio about the step?
>>566925027When Teio does the step my Penio gets ready for Sexp
NOW the DURAstep!
i'd love to just be able to take a piss on the floor like a horse. if i don't eat at least one sour patch kid tomorrow i'm going to kill myself. i have made approximately 15 different aces for cm13 and absolutely fucking none of them are good. taurus is my birth sign, but i already got platinum, so fuck my ass if you must. i haven't seen medium s in two days. i just hallucinated the taste of a sour patch kid. it was one of the blue ones. tomorrow, i'm only eating oatmeal, sweets, and maybe a few dandelions if i feel like it. i need to hand-pollinate my plum tree tomorrow morning because it's too fucking rainy. those dandelions are looking like a tasty treat.
>>566915407I have been playing since Scorpio Cup and I agree.But I am being biased because I don't have Maru or Dober so I am just fuckedAt least for every other CM I had one of the major inherit uniques needed for the track but here I am just fucked.
>>566925027LEFT RIGHT LEFTLEFT RIGHT LEFTTHE TOKAI TEIO STEP
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOAYABE MY BELOVED, A DOUBLE S INSPIRATION?! YOU MAD LASS
>>566925258>a hayahide fan saw this brutal mogging and tore his betting ticket on the spot brw
>>566924328You don't need your friendship to be in the green to get the recreation unlock event anymore. Having it in the green MIGHT still increase your chance at getting the event but IDK.You still need to get the event for clicking on them for the first time before you can get the recreation unlock event though.So your odds of unlocking recreation without their card should theoretically be the same as your odds of getting the second chain event for any other random card not in your deck.
>>566925326This is a great image
>>566913773I'm for funning it after winning the last two CMs with dirty XOguri, but instead of full Dahbi winners, I went with 2 and a Ryan because I really don't want to train Tickezo. You may look at that Ryan and think if I went with the first one that got an S inspiration...and you'd be right, I did 13 runs, finally got that proc, but power Marvie didn't even start her chain and I never got Position Pilfer as a hint so for what skills I got, it's fine enough, I also don't want to do more Ryan runs. I've been trying to retrain Spe instead because I regret buying BOFA early instead of just going Tiara route and saving for Radiant Star, but her wit is bad regardless and I'm pretty sure I can give her a stronger kit. I'm content enough with that Ayabe.Whatever happens happens, I'm sticking with this team and a hopefully improved Spe within the 4 borrows I have left, I'm not aiming to be lame again with double doms lmao, I'm going all in on gamba.
Which JP umas are you waiting for /uma/?
>>566925526the brothers
>>566925526>>566485368
>>566924064Mirako is cute
>>566925258>inb4 da deio sudebbu was the cause of you-know-what
>all those S rank umasSo there will be round 1 jobbers after all
Umamusumes that have won 5 or more G1/JpnI>TurfSymboli Rudolf (7 G1)Narita Brian (5 G1)Taiki Shuttle (5 G1)Mejiro Dober (5 G1)T.M. Opera O (7 G1)Vodka (7 G1) Buena Vista (6 G1)Orfevre (6 G1)Gentildonna (7 G1)Gold Ship (6 G1)Kitasan Black (7 G1)Gran Alegria (6 G1)Almond Eye (9 G1)>DirtFurioso (6JG1)Espoir City (2 G1) (7JpnI)Smart Falcon (2 G1) (4 JpnI)Hokko Tarumae (3 G1) (7 JpnI)Copano Rickey (3 G1) (8 JpnI)Forever Young (4 G1) (2 JpnI)>BothAgnes Digital (5 G1) (3JpnI)
>>566925526Soccer BoyMarche LorraineTopro summer (alt) Mirako summer (alt)
>>566925526Marche is that cute enough to have me be anxious waiting for her banner to finally drop, I wanna unlock her heart.and i used up all my Marche images
>>566925526after hag hello, I'm going all in on getting her to 5 starsokay, that's enough laurelposting for me this week
>>566925526The autistic brown semen demon
>>566925751Doto would do this.
>>566925756>Buena Vista (6 G1)I thought BueBueBueBueBueBue was a jobber? WTH!?
>>566925751Doto would never do thisShe is a pure maiden
>>566925756Yanko I swear you gotta win your last race so you can get into this list
>>566925935You didn't really think Gentildonna's roommate would be some nobody, did you? Childhood friend is fucking STRONG
>>566925935*bues all over you*
>>566925751doto would definitely do this (only for me)
doto? rape
>>566926035I can't wait for bue :D
if this artist ever stops drawing I'm killing myself
>>566926248*stops drawing*
>>566926137
>>566924039
>>566925526Almond Eye...
>>566926483the girl i had a crush on in grade school ran like this
>>566925526Still in LoveVivlos
wife groove
The reason why Oguri eatsThe reason why Tanino Gimlet destroys fencesThe reason why Symboli Rudolf makes punsThe reason why Opera is OperaThe reason why I convey my feelings to you like thisIs for you to join the NHK Hai lobbies somedayThe hope is racing racing racing racing The hope is racingRacing racing racing is allTokyo~Sixteen hundred meters~N~H~K~Mile Hai~63248693~
>>566925526Kris S, Lilac, Feno
>>566925526
>>566925884We need to accelerate faster
>>566925756Everyone on that list is a fucking jobber compared to THE HERO OF PROPHECYThe Saint of Sweaty Convention HallsHero of the Thousand NosebleedsValkyrie of the Body Pillow KingdomThe Heavenly Hentai of Turf and ThirstGrandmaster of the Ecchi ArtsEmpress of the Endless “UOOOOHHH”Guardian of the Secret Comiket TreasuryThe Peerless Pervert of the Dirt TrackJOBBERS ALL OF THEM
>>566926607
I need a retard awardno groundwork and Mile A run by the way so I'm already bricked
Races? Yada Training? Yada Yada This is a mahou shoujou game now
I need her!
>>566926672Not sure if you mind the same people every time
>>566925613You're waiting for Daring Heart? She wont come to us for years...
contrail when
>>566926863Dirters sure are cute huh?
Any idea when we might get another free SSR ticket or perhaps a scamcha/Pick ticket?
>>566926862I don't mind as long as someone joins
>>566926864There are anons saving for Daring Tact bro
>>566926984Grand Live 1.5 anniversary missions have a free SSR selector
>>566927015>1 billion carats by the time she arrivestactbros...
>>566926483Why is a slut approaching me?!
>>566927121Sparking her to 5*!
>>566927086paid thoughbeit
why is palmer playing fall guys in her unique skill animation
Is mant over yet? Is it safe to reinstall?
>>566927086who asked
>>566927234probably a reference to irl horse that played fallguys
>>566926668I won't be getting seduced by a deadbeat BOY!!
>>566927089>the end of her career is her mom trying to hook stinko up with the one individual on earth that can deal with her antics (her trainer)
>>566925526Rob Roy, Tsuru, Festa, Ruby, and GentilI wanted Aston but after realizing she's front, I won't roll for her anymore.
>>566927342Based mom. I'd give her many grandchildren as thanks
>>566927121Tact soon, Bouquet soon
no med S but highrolled wit like a motherfucker with 2 cards, the rainbows doesn't stop. THen I realized Daring Strike didn't come up FUCK
What are some good QoL updates that are coming soon?
>>566927268
>>566927401too big
>>566927426I came
>>566926668hey I just got this on my umatter feed too
ryan lovebig love
>>566927342Many such cases
>>566927234they reference mejiro palmer's brief, but famous fall to steeplechase racing in several weird, oblique ways.>the 'leap for the moon' event where she symbolically jumps over a fence>her fall guys skill animation>the part in her bio and also the second season of the anime where they just say she's bad at hurdle races without elaborating on what those look like in umamusume
>>566927596waitthis guy >>566927268 was for reals??
>>566927342Not the biting stink windo...
>>566926672Supercar Maruzensky leaves the other racers in the dust & drives past the finish line Sankyu to the participants
>>566927635Yeahgo read >>566533732 while you're at it
>>566927635mejiro palmer, at four years old, through his career, with very little success to that time even in the lowest classes of flat races, was transferred to steeplechase. he did well in his two starts, but he was so bad at jumping over the obstacles that his trainer thought he was going to die and begged for him to return to flat racing. it was only after this that he won the takarazuka kinen and arima kinen.
>>566927715>>566927751damn maybe the mejiro farm deserved their downfall
>>566927715>>566927751wtf that is so fucking sad
>>566927751His trainer is a real one frfr
>>566927342All her mom did was tell stinko to bring her trainer to a flower field and give him roses.
>>566927897That's code to tell trainer to pick a flower which is when he picks the daughter to seal the deal and deflower her that instant
>>566927701>Taiki gassing outWell that's great. Thanks, NatureThanks for hosting
>>566927897Windy...
>>566927993>Gassing out in MileWhat? You have like 300 stamina?!
yeah i love it when umas gas out on me
>>566928016566+431 plus taking ASEYeah, that made her gas out and lose to SMaru
>>566928023Like this?https://x.com/i/status/2054527659267551580
>>566927342>>566927897damn people, can't post a cute picture of an upcoming character without getting "here's what happens at the end of that character's story" dumped all over you huh
Post dumb umas
>>566928129
>>566927751Her trainer was a real one then>>566927897>Especially rosesI dunno anon... the japanese are pretty big on the whole symbolism thing
uh oh schizo melty
>>566928127>spoilerschizo was right
>inherited Pace Chaser S but whiffed Mile Sunspeakable tragedy for an otherwise good run don't suppose getting spooked by Uma Stan is more valuable than Mile S (lol, lmao)I'll sit on it until reset I guess
>>566925526Any of the 2019 mares but looking forward to Chrono and Bouquet the most
>>566928127people have known her career for 3 years now anonits like getting mad at someone spoiling the ending of old yeller
Your slightly tense and strict childhood friend Air Groove
>tried my late surger Opera on CM rooms>she doesn’t have uma stan so she gets run down by the goldships and ends up in 7-9th, unable to overtake.Fucking wow.
My favorites areOrfevreSirius Symboli Manhattan CafeAnd King HaloAm I cringe?
The trick is to read up a character story and getting to like the uma. Then you add her to the roll plan and forget the details about them, so only the desire to roll for them remains.
Kuu-chan dies in story part 2 by the way
>>566928316Who is also very large
>>566928127This reminds me of a quote by my jap friend "If you're getting mad and spoiled by something this old, then that's your fault.
>>566927885>>566927887his issue with jumps was that he didn't really make a major effort to jump all that high. his jumps were fast, but they were low, and he'd bang his knees and scrape himself up on the obstacles. in this respect, he was actually similar to oju chosan, the absolute strongest steeplechase horse in japan. oju chosan also took jumps dangerously low, occasionally not even jumping, just running straight over the obstacle without even breaking his stride. this was also somewhat terrifying, but it was a major part of how he was able to dominate jump racing. maybe if palmer had stuck around, he would have made a mark there. but where they couldn't be more different is their running posture. palmer held his head and neck high when he ran, which isn't favored at all in flat racing, but it's standard in steeplechase, which is part of why he was transferred. oju chosan was the exact opposite. he ran low to the ground in a way that steeplechase horses just don't, and refused to have it any other way.
>>566928210>scarlet accidentally reveals her doodle >Air Groove freudian slips her and her trainer’s children >nice nature shows her tummy and bare ears willingly to her trainer >opera o straight up proposes to her trainer I wonder what other Uma is thirsty as hell
>>566918442>Something else is thoughTheir skin color? Yeah I agree
Does the game purposely fuck you over the closer to a CM you are or something? Do I just need to have 400 speed by the time predebut is over? How about only getting sleep deprived?
>>566927993>Nature's debuffs actually workedROFLThe MVP of the team....
>>566928424that is an unbelievably stupid way of thinking in this context
>>566928505i dunno manglobal launch of umamusume is pretty much like wow classicthe game already happened man
>>566928427I love Oju Chosan. I hope he becomes an uma one day, his arima kinen run was funny as fuck
>>566928505I would agree with you if not for the fact that there's a reader in ENGLISH available, and Youtube with Eng TL all over
>>566928502You know what. It's funny indeedI might do Nature+Dober for the lulz
>Medium S Fast Learner>Lose both a crown and a mile G1
>>566928618haha dude it's a game, you play it, you don't hunt down pieces of it that will become playable in the future and study them so that it'll be harder for your future self to experience them as the developers intended
>>566928719>hunt down pieces>readily available in the huge ass OP>and probably the only useful thing in the OP to a lot of people
>>566928427palmer has a more upright run too in game btw
>>566928654Why is she so big
>>566928765>usefulmechanics spoilers are highly useful to people wanting to win; story spoilers are useless to anyone who has a soul
For me I just forget story spoilers unless it made me like the character. Unironically spoilers makes me thrive for future characters or to finish a series.
>>566928834Stamina is stored in uma boobs
>>566928834she was a big horse irl
>>566928924Suzuka...
Does Battle Formation(Restart) even do anything on Gemini? If it activates right at the start it could cripple fronts. I'm just looking for reasons to use NY Gold City even as a debuffer.
>>566928924explain this then
>>566928979Has 5 seconds delay. She's decent as a pace though
>>566928965Will never be a stayer.
AHHHH I'M GONNA SPOIL
>>566928834The real Kita is also big and majestic>>566928924>Croix will have big uma boobs tooBased...
dont look up who won the 1989 arima kinen
>>566928965This is SCP-1998 not Suzuka, Suzuka is flat as a boHAJSBNANNSM4+22+$-;2BWBS..,ZSJhdjak7667
>>566928979By 5s, good fronts are done accelerating but battle formation activates 3s inDon't bother.
>>566929053i did this
>>566929015She's a fatty, the stamina is stored all around her body.
>>566929037not really, since the in-game character does something different from that every time you run her
>>566929065>kitasan 540kg vs croix 514kgsorry broCroix is going to be mid sized
>>566929015
>>566929037Oguri Cap still holds the record for the most graded stakes win in Japan history, something G1 powerlevelfags will ignore
>>566929234Croix can still bulk up...
>>566929234It was about stamina not weight, otherwise donut lard ass Yanko would have the biggest tits in game at 580 kg
>>566929053Digitan just has that effect on old men
>>566929273My fuarking hero...
>>566929234Dia has bigger tits than Kita and the real horse was around Croix's size, even kinda lighter too irl
>>566929273Oh wooooow she won a bunch of G3s against low level horsesWoahhhh
>>5669292622nd worst uma(ryan is the first)
>>566929336uuuh bro?forever young is as tall and almost as big as gentildonna ingame
>>566929412Dia's such a fat bitch...
>>566929065>>566928834The S1 Kitasan Black does give an impression as a tall girl they moefied her so hard S2 onwards
>>566929504She had long hair?? That looks hot
>>566929459Ok? Still doesn't have the biggest tits in game to reflect her weight though which was what I said
>>566929436Retard, he'd race in G1s if he was allowed to. Surely his peak was during his classic year, because 4th year onwards he's kinda inconsistent but still streamroll the G2s.
>>566929336that is because cygames are cowardsforever young should had been the very first thick fat ass uma shaped like a shopping cart
>shopping card mentioned
>>566929775
>>566929734can you not post spoilers?
>>566929336>donut lard ass Yankonyoooo......
>>566913773I just hope I will survive in group B.
>>566929504I wish we had tallflats...
is watching yanko's next race considered spoilers?
>>566929562Yeah but they never explicitly stated who she is, but judging by her hair and brown shirt (Kitajima Saburo owned racing silk is the only one with brown color) she was supposed to be Kitasan Black. I guess she need a redesign because she look like a proper JK / young adult and will look weird if they label her as freshman in Tracen junior division with this design.
>>566929865Lose some weight fatty
>>566929909air shakur is the closest
1st interim votes of the Takarazuka Kinen are uphttps://www.jra.go.jp/news/202605/051404.html
>>5669300147 and admire Terra wins
>>566930014KWABuerade ball...
>>566930059Admire Terra is confirmed skipping it already, same with Masba since Lememe will be Regaleira's jockey again for this
>>566930101Damn. Maybe Croix gets to have his triple crown then
>>566930014>Masquerade Ball>Regaleria>Star AniseIt's shaping up to be an interesting summer kinen
>>566930148>gets the haru triple clown while his rivals are challenging the world top 3 horses overseassasuga
>>566929336>Tfw i think the designers fear Fujita will fire them so they're playing it safe to make her big but not that big (B90)They should've just gone all out and gave her Hishi Akebono tier tits since Fujita should experience having his horse turned into semen demon like what his franchise did to other owner's horses.
>>566930148He's not confirmed either cuz his owners are extremely retarded and want to send him to France for Prix Foy -> Arc instead. It's extra stupid because even if they want that for him he still has time to enter the Takarazuka Kinen anyway before that and would still have enough time to rest and train for another overseas expedition. They should let him try
>>566930238I think she's semen demon enoughHell Curren is one of the biggest semen demons and she's way smaller
Yanko's tiny hat is the best part of her design. I would even go as far as saying that all umas need tiny hats.
>>566930280Okay why is everyone being retarded with their race schedule? Wasn’t Ebayan’s schedule also fucked too?
>star anus
>>566930329>the brap uma
BY THE VILLAINOUS POWERS VESTED IN ME BY RICE SHOWER I CURSE JAPAN WITH ANOTHER DECADE OF LARC LOSSES
>>566930014Energico...
>>566930325Ebayan's schedule is completely fine. There's 0 reason to race on dirt in Japan. It's the turfkeks trying to push for more overseas prestige G1 wins after Ebayan won BCC. Masba will also go to King George after his loss against RomWa while Croix will try for Arc once more.
>>5669304287 and I rape you 0 and Japan gets cucked of another larc win
>>566930238Who qualifies as semen demon for you though? I think her design is pretty good already
7 and some bumfuck french horse wins the larc in a tearjerking underdog story
>>566930546French umas = cute
>>566930428Japan will win the next LARC. Screenshot this
>>5669305467 and the least favorite wins the French swamp
>End of career>I've clicked speed 4 times
>>566930325I think someone posted the news earlier that they're pulling out Ebayan from the Turf race they were going to have him do to test his affinity to Turf. Which means that they're likely not doing the L'Arc route anymore.So the route now is that they're probably going to do an American Dirt G1 into the BCC in the Fall and then ending his career with an Arima Kinen run.
Everyone sleeping on Deep Monster when he will slime Romantic Warrior in few weeks
>>566930670Deep Monster unc was based for slaying Goliath in Saudi when no one expected it
>>566930653why even end the career just keep milking it
https://youtu.be/KsVCSEhAmBA
>>566929734i need her thighs around my neck
>>566930014Man I want Croix and Terra to be umas already...
>check club stats>that guy with the massive spike in fansi wonder
Its the final training turn, and I have +36 all incoming from Sirius and the final race. I was really hoping for a good wit training here, but no one landed on it and I don't have any whistles.It either 32 power and an extra skillpoint, or 8 power and 19 guts.Its not that big of a difference either way, but what do you think I should take?
>>566931198Just hit power dude. Also show final deck and stats
>780 semen retention line
retards
>>566931432how the fuck does less players mean higher retention I dont get it
using cheer halo for the first timeI thought her race outfit was a proper gakuran but it's half gakuran, half dress. I like it
feels like if the irl racehorse raced like 550kg heavy, then cygames will make them a big girl
all this weight talk wanted me to check it and holy shittamamo cross raced around with 444kg weightwas the horse actually starving or just one fifth smaller
>>566931765Being poor does that to you
made breadrollstasted kinda bland, not enough salti need an uma wife who can bake
>>566931765Dont look at Taishin
>>566931861roll for wedding nishino flower
>>566931861You just can't say that and not provide pics
>>566931870it is so comical, i love it
>>566929734Is she the one with the fat ass and thighs
>>566931861
I want to test something. Gimme the sexiest uma pic you've got
>>566931939is Taishin the smallest G1 winner? Oh wait Dream Journey outsmall Taishin actually
>>566931976fattests
>>566932064What a fat ass dirter
>>566932014
>>566932063when a horse is the height of a japanese male
>>566932150>>566931939No wonder TASHIN TESTOOOOO is a thing. I'd do the same thing with her
flatties can be semen demons too, you know?
>>566931861hey...
>>566931887is bred
>>566932196Suddenly I want to touch grass
>>566932337Use ehm for burgers. They have the perfect size for bite-sized borgars
>>566932337Nice bread. If only baking isn't so troublesome
>>566932317
>>566932279lollmao evenperhaps rofl as well
>>566932337use an air fryer next time
>>566932327Turning Flash into a bakery
>>566932196Should Grass be wearing bloomers...?
>>566932337Too much flour
>>566932543>>566932543>>566932543grass bread
>>566932551whats the visual tell
>>566931413No one was on power either, otherwise I would have done that.Anyway, I decided to take stam since the umalator said I was at 89% survival rate (with one white stam debuff on the opposing uma). I decided bumping that up to 95% was worth trading 36 power for.I'll post my final result in the next thread since this one is at bump limit.
>>56692883414 btw
>>566925272My brother
